The Bobby Bones Show - Dusty's Chemo Update + Yelling Therapy In Relationships + Dad Makes Son Fight Bully
Episode Date: September 15, 2017Bobby gives an update on Dusty's chemotherapy, yelling at your partner could strengthen your relationship and father makes son fight bully Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodc...astnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This is a Bobby Ball Show.
Good morning and welcome to Friday Show.
Good morning, see you!
Morning!
Lunchbox has the morning corny a little later.
He spent last night looking for the perfect joke.
Because Amy lost it yesterday.
I mean...
Terrible joke.
Terrible.
In your opinion.
That's right.
So Lunchbox has the morning corny later on, the dance parties.
You know, we talk about things sometimes
that people will get on the phone and just wait.
And yesterday I was telling the story about how I saw a mom with her baby,
and she had to reach into her grocery cart.
And so she put her baby on the hood of the car, reached in.
And then got her baby and everything was fine.
But I was like, is that a bad parenting?
move. And so Cindy is on in Rogers, Arkansas. We're talking about the baby on the hood.
Cindy, thank you for calling. Thanks for what's going on. Hey, good morning. Good morning.
You heard the story. What do you think about that? I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever
heard in my life. In your life? It's, I mean, okay, use your head. You do not put a baby
on a car, period. Yeah, I felt like it was weird, but again, I don't have kids. So who am I to
judge? But you, I assume you do have kids? I have two great. I have two great. I have two
grown kids and I have grandkids.
So you are someone to judge.
So you say it's quite dumb.
Yes.
What if the hood's flat?
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
Because the hood wasn't flat.
I was like, they're maybe going to roll off there.
And it didn't roll off there.
It doesn't matter if the hood is flat or not.
Yeah.
You either leave the baby in the car seat to do whatever it is you had to do or you
hold on to the baby.
You don't put it on the hood of a car.
I like that.
What are you doing?
You go today?
I'm on my way to work.
actually.
Yeah?
What do you do for a living?
I work for an appliance company.
I'm their customer service representative.
I like that.
You seem like a pretty friendly person.
Like I would call, you'd treat me right?
Probably hook me up with a discount if someone's broken, right?
I absolutely would for you, Bobby.
Damn.
What do you do?
Like blunders?
I can use a blender.
No, we do big appliances, you know, like refrigerators, stoves, washers, dryers.
Dang.
I'm good there, but I'm going to remember.
Hey, save her number because something breaks down, Ray.
Okay.
All right.
No, I'm just planning not going to call you home.
But I appreciate you, Carl.
I appreciate you.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate you, Bobby.
All right, Cindy.
Thank you.
Bobby Booms.
Come on.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
I want to bring this up.
Do you see the couple they got married when they were doing Hurricane Relief and they were scheduled to get married?
But then they got called in to go.
Okay.
You haven't seen it?
Nope.
Senior Air National Guard members, Lauren Durham and Michael Davis got married at the convention center in Orlando.
Just hours before they had.
to go into Irma to help residents in need.
Their wedding was scheduled.
But when they were deployed for Irma relief,
they weren't able to have their wedding.
So instead, they just got married at the convention center
where they were working out of.
Wow.
They had their wedding anyway.
They're still going to have a party.
But then they went out and helped people.
Okay.
That's awesome.
Right?
Yeah.
Like, you have the decision to make.
Do we still get married?
Or do we put it off?
I'm so impatient.
I would still get married.
Like, I don't get, just, like, let's just do it.
So, but I thought that was cool.
One, because of what they do, like, in their service.
Secondly, there was a picture of them in their, you know, full fatigues, getting married, and then going out and helping Hurricane victims.
Yeah, very selfless.
I see you.
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I follow this data site called 538.com.
And they did a whole story on the most rewatchable movies of all time.
Like if it comes on, you can watch it again.
And so here, 5, 4, 3, 2.1.
Number 5 is gone with the wind.
I've never seen it.
Number four is the Lord of the Rings series.
I watched it because everybody loved it
I really wasn't into it
Number three is the sound of music
Never seen it
Number two is the Wizard of Oz
Saw but I was like two
Yeah
And the number one is Star Wars
What? What this is where's like
Pretty Woman hitched
They do make the list
Shawshank Redemption's at 8
Okay
Forrest Gump's at 11
Dirty Dancing's at 13
Yeah
So our movies start to hit a little later
Pretty Woman's at 16
The Matrix is at 19
but if there are movies on
like basically any Will Smith movie
if it comes on
like I always use Hitch is my example
If Hitch is on
It doesn't matter where it is
If office space is on
I can watch that
If there's one more
The Sandlot
The Sandlot
Yeah
That's not for me
Okay it's for me
Pretty much I say any
Reese Wetherspin movie
Or Julia Roberts
I can sit there
And rewatch it over and over
If what's on
Can you rewatch it
over and over. Lunchbox. Any Denzel Washington
movie. I love them. Pick one.
Remember the Titans.
Woo!
They show that one on TV? Yeah. TBS?
Do they? Oh, yeah. You'd be flipping through. There it is.
You just start watching them, man.
Sunshine and, you know, I mean, it's just like,
ooh, boy, it's such a good movie.
Eddie? Oh, mine's Field of Dreams. If Field of Dreams is on,
I'll watch it over and over.
I don't ever see that on. I don't either.
But maybe we just don't notice it because we don't care.
Yeah, but I've seen it. I think it's good.
It's a good one, for sure.
Raymond?
Anytime Titanic's on, I'm watching at least 30 minutes of it.
That makes the list at number 14.
Yeah, Titanic.
The Avengers makes the list not at the very end of it, at number 25.
What about Devil Wars Prada?
Mm-mm.
No, but these are our own.
Our own's different, too.
But it's like, if Friends is on the TV show, it doesn't matter where it is and what an episode or when it is.
It's amazing.
You can just sit and watch.
And you can watch seven of them in a row.
You know what I mean?
So, I thought it was interesting.
Is there any Will Smith movie I didn't like, I started to think.
Did you like Pursuit of Happiness?
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved it.
It made me sad, though.
Yeah.
They were living in the bathroom.
Oh, my gosh.
That's a tough one.
Yeah.
I guess we'll go now.
Time for positivity here on Friday.
It's all about the good news.
Tell me something good.
All right, good news.
Amy, tell me something good.
I love these stories about professors supporting their students.
that also happen to be moms or even single moms,
which there's a professor at Texas A&M,
and the student emailed him like, hey, don't have a babysitter
and not going to be able to make it to class today.
And he was like, no, no, you're making it to class.
Bring your baby.
And so he basically watched over the baby during class.
The thing is probably had a babysitter
or just don't want to go to class.
And the professor was like, mm-mm.
No, she was, she posted about it
because she was super grateful.
She's someone that wanted to get her education.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, I know.
I'm just kidding.
But shout out.
Plus, I went to text A&M.
Whoop.
There you go.
Dr. Henry Musama.
I'm sure you nailed that.
Yeah.
I bet Dr. Henry Musima.
I was listening to me.
Wow.
Shout out to me.
Nailing my name.
Lunchbox.
50 kids in Brooklyn got the surprise of a lifetime when they show up to the first day of school.
And there was brand new bicycles waiting for them.
Wow.
Schwinn and Mungoose.
They have a little charity organization and they donated the 50 bikes.
That way the kids would have a way to get two and front.
from school and they put little bells, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Wow.
Do you guys know Schwins?
Yeah.
From Bozo?
No.
You can win a new Schwinn bicycle if you get the sixth cup?
I don't know.
No.
Bozo the clown?
Yeah, and you would do the cup, you throw the ball in the cup,
and if you made it to six, you won $50 in a new Schwinn bicycle?
No.
I wonder if any of the listeners know what I'm talking about, watching Bozo.
Nah, whatever.
So how about this?
These identical twin sisters, they have babies four hours apart.
They were pregnant at the same time.
they learned their due dates were actually 13 days apart
and they were like, what if our babies are close together
because again they were close sisters
but they weren't if our kids grow up together
and so they were planning on having their babies
at different hospitals
but when one of their due dates came and went
she was induced and her other sister
the due date happened and she was having her baby for real
and so they had the babies
and they're in two rooms right next to each other
Wow
crazy huh? That's the definition right there
of twins like doing everything the same
which is weird that Ray's a twin
because they don't do anything.
Raymond or producer?
Yeah, I don't even know
they know he knows the brother.
We talk maybe twice a year.
His twin.
But sometimes do you feel like if he's going through something,
do you feel something because he's your twin?
No.
Nothing's made up.
Who do you feel closer to?
Eddie or your brother?
Eddie?
I talk to Eddie every single day.
I'm talking about in your heart.
In your heart.
I mean, I haven't been with my brother in the same room in 15 years.
I mean, he's just a guy I talked to on the phone.
twin brother
twin brother
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you know Kenny Chesney had this song
All the Pretty Girls
All the Pretty Girls
It's a good song
Eddie's kids love this song
And how old are they?
They are four and nine
Now
You know why they love it?
Why they love it?
Because of a line that they say
All the pretty girls
Look at themselves in the mirror
In their underwear
They think that is hilarious
Talking to the mirror
They start giggling in the backseat
She said underwear
And we're like, guys, that's inappropriate.
Stop. It's not funny.
What's inappropriate?
That they're laughing about a girl
Looking in the mirror of underwear.
You're upset.
You're like, for like the type of person you are with the boys,
like as a parent, you're way more uptight than I thought you'd be.
Personally, I feel like I live my life very cool.
As a parent, I can't have this cool mentality.
I got to be like, guys, you don't take song.
He's just singing.
You don't take that song.
You don't let them laugh about the word underwear?
Guys, anything that has to do with butts or underwear or anything they think is funny.
I have to put a stop to them.
So did you as a young boy.
Yeah, my parents were like, stop it, not funny.
It is funny.
You're laughing right now.
But I don't want to be like one of them, like three of us all laughing at underwear.
That's funny.
I've never even really noticed that line, but now I'm like, huh.
Yeah.
It's inappropriate in it.
No, it's not.
I don't think it is.
I just have never noticed it.
Stop laughing, Amy.
That's what you're pretty girls do?
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Nashville. So sad news in the Fergie Josh Dumal camp yesterday. They announced that they're
separating after eight years of marriage. They said that they were and will always be united and
their support for each other and their family. They do have a four-year-old son named Axel. I'm Amy. That's
your 32nd Skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead.
Story up the day. This story comes with us from Westwood, Massachusetts. Jose Jimenez was
running from the police. He ditches his car and he's like, how can I lose him?
I'll go in this little wireless store and I'll apply for a job.
So he goes in, fills out an application.
But they had the K-9 units, tracked him right there to the store where you're filling out the application.
That's funny.
Like, it does throw them off a bit because it's like, we're looking for somebody.
Well, it can be the guy filling out of application.
Yeah, totally.
That's one who robs stores.
Not people are just filling out of application.
They're looking for a job.
What was his name?
Jose Jimenez.
Jose Jimenez.
Huh, Jimenez.
Yeah.
We have three different versions.
Like, lunches is super white.
Mine's somewhere in the middle.
How do you say it?
Jimenez.
Himinez, that's what I said.
Yeah, no, Jimenez.
Oh, boy, is everyone else three different than this now?
Like, yeah, you're the Wonderbread award.
Yeah, well, he didn't get the job and he got arrested.
There it is.
I'm Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.
Everybody's got their Fitbit.
Everybody's got their fitness tracker.
I don't have one.
You know what?
I go and I live my life and I just let my steps count themselves.
I just try to live a healthy lifestyle.
I must report to you now that they found that people who use
fitness tracker are actually putting on weight. Now, why you ask? Because all they're doing is
looking at the number and going, oh, I did this. Instead of focusing on eating right, sleeping right,
they're like, well, I hit my 12,000 steps. So I'm good for the day. So a majority of people
let the fitness tracker tell them that they're good when really they're not. Yes. Yeah,
I can see how that could be a little misleading for some people, but it's okay. I don't live my
life that way, but I love my fitness striker.
I went to dinner with someone from work last night.
To dinner at like 5 o'clock.
I'm only as good as my options because in my house I eat so clean, I keep nothing in
my refrigerator that could be anything negative.
I just eat.
I went to a restaurant and I just can't resist.
If it's there, I'm like, man, now I have that.
I have the rice.
I have a little dessert.
I have a taste.
Do you guys have this thing?
I don't know if it's being from the South.
I don't know if it's being.
but I must have something sweet at the end of the meal
to like put a little exclamation point in
in the end.
Have it off.
Yeah, it's like I have to eat
and then it just doesn't fulfill me
until I have this little sweet.
And I don't know why I need that door closed
with this.
It doesn't really matter what it's the cupcake
I hate it.
No, I'm with you.
And I don't get people that are like,
I don't really have a sweet tooth.
I'm like, what?
Yeah, who are you?
How do you not have a sweet tooth?
That's like saying I don't like music.
Yeah, there's like,
I just don't really care for sweets.
Lunchbox isn't care for sweet.
That's crazy to me.
They're fine, I mean, but I'll eat them every once in a while, but no big deal.
I mean, yeah, it's so hard.
I'm with you, Bobby.
Like, you're normal.
Like, last night they brought them in years, like, I like to have dessert.
I was like, hmm.
Because I don't.
I never eat dessert.
But they put it in front of me in my options or dessert.
I was like, I just need a little something sweet.
And I just have a bite of it.
And then by the time, I ate the whole thing.
And I'm with you about not keeping stuff in your house.
Like, I haven't had bread in a while because I'm trying to, like, you know,
be good about that, no bread.
And y'all, I found tortillas in my freezer last night.
In your freezer?
Were you waited those out or what?
No, I freeze them because that's where you're supposed to keep them.
And I found them, like, tucked back behind some stuff, like, falling down.
I pulled those out.
I probably had, like, five tortillas last night.
And I'm like, what is wrong with me?
I don't know.
A former health correspondent in Cleveland did this story because she was getting her hair done.
Right?
So she goes into her stylist, she gets her hair done.
Her stylist is like, hey, you have a mole on your head?
It wasn't there.
The last time we did this, she went and checked and it was cancerous.
And so she caught it and saved her life, basically.
Carrie noticed this on the back of Eileen's head.
She spoke up.
It doesn't look right.
I don't remember seeing it.
And I want you, obviously, to go to your dermatologist and look at it.
Eileen went straight to met her health dermatologist Pam Davis,
who agreed with Carrie in order to biopsy.
And so that boom, cut it off, saved her.
Oh, wow.
So you can never change Silas now.
Because you know how Amy left ours?
Amy bailed on our by the list.
I went to another one.
That was a while ago, and I told you it was a really hard decision for me.
You don't have to bring it up like that.
But what I'm saying is if this happens, you can never go to another one.
Even if she starts giving you, like, beehives?
Yeah, she saved your guys.
You got to stay.
Yeah, that's true.
Like, you're in it to win it there now.
Yesterday, we were doing a segment about the most romantic thing that we've done for our women.
And Amy really didn't have a lot to add.
And her husband spoke to her yesterday.
What do you have to say?
He just said, I heard that segment that y'all did about romantic things.
And I feel like I've been pretty romantic lately.
I'm like, well, what is that exactly?
And he said, yeah, I don't get mad at you anymore when you hit cars.
That's true.
How is that romantic?
Everyone has a different love language is what you tell me.
That's true.
And sometimes love language is forgiving.
And you did hit someone's car or just parked outside your house.
I mean, he said, if you think about it, he's like, I'm so cool about it now.
It's just like so loving and caring and like, are you okay?
How are you?
Instead of like getting mad, he used to.
He used to, meaning this has happened a lot of times.
Yeah, he used to really get irritated and now he's just so romantic about it.
Doesn't even bother him.
I'm like, okay, yeah, awesome, romantic.
Selena Gomez had a kidney transplant and we were talking about this yesterday during the show.
It's crazy.
But the fact they're able to keep this under wraps.
No kidding.
Because she's one of those who everything she does.
in the news.
So she was talking about a procedure that she had done.
It was a kidney transplant.
It was her and her friend in hospital beds,
and they were laying beside each other.
She said, I had to get a kidney transplant due to my lupus.
I had to do it for my overall health.
And her friend was like, I got you, and gave her a kidney.
That's crazy.
There's a story about how you should fight with your significant other.
Because it happens, you get into relationships
and at times you don't agree and you fight.
They say you should yell at your partner for a healthier marriage.
Oh, wow, okay.
Because the silent treatment is the opposite of good.
It's bad.
Oh, yeah, that's not good.
Yeah, that's not good.
So they say you should yell.
All right.
So Dr. Jin Mann says, when you get into an argument, let it all out.
As long as it's known beforehand that we're going to scream,
screaming is allowed.
It's one of those in a relationship, too, where you have is the rules.
I hear the rules.
we stay in these rules.
Yeah.
And you go at it.
And so she says most women believe they never scream and shout.
They should be the peacekeeper just naturally.
Yeah.
But she says that's not the way to do it.
The healthy way is to just put it all out there.
Like if you just are yelling at your husband.
Well, there's times he's like, are you raising your voice?
Like, or why are you yelling at me?
I mean, but I don't really yell, but if I do yell,
it's so out of the ordinary that it like takes him aback.
But if I, is that what the,
He's taken a back
There you go
I like takes him a back
He's taken a back
But I mean
So I should just like
Set the rules beginning like
Hey
I'm gonna start yelling
Hey we're angry at each other
So let's yell
So yelling is acceptable
Ready go
I feel like we'll just be so shocked at everyone
You hit the car
I'm in front of the house
You hit the car
Yeah I hit the car
Eddie do you and your wife
Ever yell at each other
Okay so it's different in our house
because we start off yelling and then we remind ourselves like,
there are kids here listen to us.
We probably shouldn't yell.
So you should go in the backyard.
Guys, go play outside for a second.
We just know that they're going to probably see that as like normal if we yell around them.
So we try not to.
Lunchbox, you and your wife?
My wife doesn't yell.
I'll yell sometimes.
And when I start yelling, then I just get, I'm like, okay, I shouldn't yell.
And I'm like, I'm done talking about it.
And I'll just get silent.
You're yelling right now.
Oh, you do silent treatment.
I go from yell to silent real quick.
and I just sit there and I don't say anything.
She's like, I really wish we'd talk about it and I just don't respond.
Oh, my husband, like, plans out and, like, schedule the time for us to, like, you know, talk about it.
He's a planner.
He's like, if we can't handle this conversation now, then maybe we should plan a time where we can talk about it.
After we've thought about it.
He's like, I need to think about it.
Military.
I'm like, oh, my gosh.
Who wants to think about it?
These are my emotions.
I need to share it right now.
But now I'm going to yell it.
It's been amazing.
I feel like they're on to something because, like, if you're both yelling, it might get kind of comical.
and then you start laughing and you're like,
you throw banana pills on the floor.
And then you make up a lot faster because you're like yelling and laughing.
Yeah, I'm going to shut it down completely.
I'm like a robot who just runs out of power.
Oh, fight.
Check back in in a few days and then maybe I'll be ready.
So whoever you're quote unquote fighting with has to just get over it on their own.
They don't get to like fight it out with you.
They can yell at me.
I don't care.
Does Lindsay ever yell at you?
No, because I don't put myself in that situation.
He leaves a room.
He shuts down.
He hates it out.
Who wants to yell at a dead robot?
I'm not a yeller, though.
Ever.
I mean, me neither, but apparently, according to that, we should yell.
Yeah, maybe just you and I should, when we get into it, we should just yell at each.
Yes.
You guys hear us in the room?
Oh, that'd be awesome.
Yeah, I'd be bad.
Mom and dad are fighting again.
What are you going to yell at me for?
Don't worry. We'll find out soon. That's our new thing. We'll yell.
Okay. Okay. Hey, hit the recorder next time you hear that, right?
Come on, Bobby Pong's show.
We talked earlier in the week about our producer Ray not getting an announcer job.
Because that's what he's been doing this whole life. Like being the PA announcer, like,
Welcome to the lineup. Jimmy Smith batting first. And he went to a high school and auditioned and did not get the job.
Still a little hurt by it, huh? Yeah.
So what he's done, he's made intros for us. I haven't heard these yet.
Here.
From M.T.
In Pine.
Number one.
Bobby.
Boom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like when they walk up to bad and they play their music.
So for you, it's like when you're stepping up to the mic.
I guess so.
It's like Mountain Pine from MTN.
Like I'm coming up.
Yeah.
Here I go.
From M.T.
in Pine.
Number one.
Bobby.
Boom.
All right.
Get the game started.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
From Austin, number four, Amy.
Why did you pick the music?
Why am I four?
Well, the music is rap, it's an awesome beat.
Four is you have four people in your family.
That's cute.
What?
So far-fetched.
What in the world?
From Guadalajara, number zero.
Kate Petty.
I'm not from Guadalajara.
I mean, a little racist there.
That's a little racist.
I don't care.
There you go
What on earth
Why didn't you do where he was really from?
And why am I zero?
From Austin Tentis
Number 69
Lunchbox
Now that's funny, right?
That's funny
Oh my gosh
Okay, so when do we use them?
I don't know
I never heard them until right now
There was it, listen
How do you guys feel about this?
And you guys can call us too
Listen to the show
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That's our phone number.
This teen was badly hurt after his dad made him go fight a bully.
Police say a teenage boy in Ohio was hospitalized
after his dad forced him to go fight a bully.
The dad drove the 16-year-old son to the street corner,
said, get out and fight this kid who bullied you.
The police report says the teen landed on his head
after the other team picked him up and threw him on the sidewalk.
An arrest warrant has been issued for the boy's father
on a felony charge of endangering the child.
Wow.
Wow.
You know, and you always hear it go smack a bully in the head.
And listen, I got picked on a lot.
I got beat up a lot as a kid.
Some of it I deserved.
Got a big mouth.
But I always would retaliate against the bullies that I felt like wouldn't beat the crap crap out of me.
Like, there is something to knowing which people to go after and how to go after them.
So you're like street smart?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm comedy smart.
Yeah, yeah.
So there are a different way.
Like, there are people, even in the.
industry who try to bully me now. And you know what I do? I don't get on the air and go after
them. I sit back and wait. There are kids who bullied me as a kid that I still remember my head.
And I'm like... So you're still waiting? It's a long time. It's a really long time.
There'll be an opportunity at some point. It's just not... I understand that you have to take on.
If something is an issue and a problem, you go face it head on. It just depends how big the
issue is and how you take it on. If the kid's six foot tall and
you're five foot one
and it's
you know
go punch the bully in the face
that makes sense
until you look at the realization
that he's still a lot bigger
so there are probably
other ways
instead of just punch him
in the face
but you never did the whole
beat up
you never went after the bully
physically
I never went to anybody physically
no right
no no no
it's just comedy
yeah I just tell jokes
make fun of them
then run
got him
oh yeah
well you're dumb
ah
yeah
then I get out of here
I'm just talking about how awesome Dunkin' Donuts and the drinks are there.
Remember the conversation?
Yeah.
I was just like, I had just tried their dirty chive vanilla latte, and I was like, this is amazing.
And so I become like this new fan of that drink.
And I also want to shout out of Tony Wiseman, the CMO.
Brand new CMO at Dunkin' Donuts, who's just doing big things.
And they have nothing to do with each other.
But now I want them to because now he's a CMO?
I'll be like, send me some more of those dirty chive vanilla lattes.
So Tony Wiseman, new CMO at Dunkin' Donuts. Congratulations.
Hook it up. I love it.
So many people were like, you're right on with that Dunkin' Donuts thing.
With the coffee? Like, you're right on.
I love being right on. Have I ever told you guys that?
Yes.
Okay, just making sure.
Anyway, Tony, congratulations from all of us.
Bobby Bonson.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
It's a girl and a girl for Hillary Scott of Lady Antebelan.
She posted on social media announcing that the twins she's carrying are female.
It was a super cute announcement too.
Like she posted this one picture of a tutu in the middle, like a really cute girly tutu that's a bigger one for like her four-year-old daughter, Isley.
And then two little baby tiny tutus on each side of it, indicating, yep, all girls.
And I bet you her husband's like, come on!
Could have got at least one boy out of the three.
Lucky seven, give me a boy.
Nope, 0 for three.
But that's good for them.
I saw all the picture, thought it was cute myself.
What else?
So cute.
the 11th annual ACM honors air tonight.
The show pays tribute to the ACM Special Award winners.
You got Kelsey Ballerini, Reba McIntyre, Dolly Parton, George Stray.
Big stars.
Big stars. And our very own Bobby Bones is going to be on it.
Yay.
What up.
You have to tune in.
Thank you very much.
Because you got to see Bobby and Thomas Rett totally dress alike.
That's right.
So we taped this a couple weeks ago.
And Thomas Rett and I presented an award together.
And I did the talkie.
He did the playee.
And then at the end, we stand together, and we present this award.
And we're wearing the exact same suit.
And we didn't realize it until we were standing beside each other.
So that's tonight on CBS.
Yes, it is.
9-8 Central.
So I hope people watch, because Chris Ableton's awesome on it.
There are a lot.
Chris Jansen just blows the room away.
What does he do?
He does boy named Sue.
That's it.
And it was awesome.
And I love John.
Listen, Johnny Cash reminds my grandma.
So I probably have a weird, like, extra affinity for Johnny Cash.
It just reminds me my grandma who raised me for a lot of my life.
But he did a boy named Sue in that room, a lot of them, because Chris Jansen is still somewhat new to the public,
but especially to some of the legends that are around.
And they were just like, what's happening?
This guy's amazing.
Didn't you say even, like, you could see, like, George Strait's face during the performance?
George Strait smile for the first time.
Really?
Because he came in a little bit through the show, and he was sitting there being George, just stoic.
Yeah.
Like, just chill.
And when Chris Jansen started just killing it, I mean, it was, he was like, smile.
And I was like, that's what I'm talking.
Yeah, so it was good.
That's so cool.
So again, that's tonight to check it out on CBS.
I'm Amy.
That's your 32nd Skinny.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting a good Bobby Bonds show.
Would you admit yesterday's joke wasn't your best, Amy?
Yeah, it took me a while to get there and admit it.
But once my sister even turned on me and posted that she also thought of musical keyboards
and that it just really was not that good, I was like, well, shoot.
And I trust my sister.
She's my sister.
She's supposed to have my back and she didn't.
So now Lunchbox has the Morning Corny.
Morning Corny.
I don't know if I should go with this one.
Oh my goodness.
You've lost it.
He's now lost it because he's already stopped it.
Mike D said it's pushing it.
He didn't tell me yes or no.
So I don't know what to do.
So lunch is now lost the morning corny.
Whoa, you already let me get the joke.
It doesn't matter.
You have an opportunity.
You either do it or don't.
Amy?
I don't even.
Oh my gosh
I mean
He's already lost it because this is the whole thing
No he can't do it
I mean
First of all it took me a second
Second of all it's gross
Third of all
Ew
Hold on
Tell me let me turn the mics down
Okay you can't tell that
Okay I got another one
You can ride it on Twitter
I'll put it up on my Twitter
Mr. Bobby Jones
No but you've lost the morning 20
Without even telling a joke
Let me tell the joke
No it's over
What
That was
The morning corny.
Eddie, it's over to you.
What?
I didn't even get to tell my joke.
That's never happened before.
There is no corny joke.
He's been banned.
He's been banned for the joke.
Good morning, everybody.
It's the Bobby Bone Show.
Hope you're getting to work on time.
It's Friday.
Hope you're in a good mood.
The morning corny.
How many Mexicans does it take
to screw in a light bowl?
Okay, we don't do racial humor either.
Okay.
That was the morning corny
Okay
That is awesome
No Amy do you have
Back to you
And one day it's gone all the way back to Amy
The morning corny
What did the duck say to the clown
What did the duck say to the clown
You quack me up
That's what I'm talking about
That's it
That's right
That's it
Morning corny.
These guys over here are doing
blue and racial humor.
It's a corny joke, guys.
Yeah.
Well, mine was corny.
No, stop it.
I put on my Twitter, what lunch is just.
Not funny.
Eddie's...
You didn't even get my answer.
It doesn't matter.
Can I answer it?
No.
You can put it on Twitter.
Okay.
I have your calls because I was talking about a story
where a dad takes us...
Teenage son says, hey, you've got to go fight the bully that's been picking on you.
And the teenage son goes and fights the bully and then just gets pulverized.
The bully beats him up.
So bad to go to the hospital.
So I'm like, what do you think about this?
Tiffany and Lubbock, you're on.
What do you think?
I think that, one, his kid could have been even more seriously injured.
Kids today fight a lot different than when I was younger.
But also now the dad could face criminal charges.
I know in Texas, we have people on parole that have done similar things or made their kids fight each other.
And, you know, they get charged with child endangerment and even can be charged with assault because they're the one who facilitated it.
Yeah, I agree with you.
And I just, I also agree with you.
If you have a problem, you should step up to it.
It just depends how big that problem is, is how you step up to it.
There are different ways to approach problems.
I just, it's not, for me also, I'm not a big violence guy.
Yeah.
And this kid is a lot smaller, it looks like.
Hey, I appreciate the call.
It is obviously a sensitive subject because you want your kid to go,
hey, that kid picked on you, go teach him a lesson,
and you go grow as a human at the same time.
You're on the air, Sarah and Georgia.
What do you think about this?
So I definitely agree with what Tiffany said earlier,
and I'm all for, like, teaching your kid to defend yourself,
but there's a proper way to do it,
and you shouldn't put your kid in harm's way either,
especially knowing that you as the adult could get in trouble.
You know, I don't think Dad was the child.
thinking he would get in trouble and I don't think he was thinking his son would get the crap beat
out of him and I think most times when you smack a bully in the face a bully goes whoa and back
but again you can't play the most times odds whenever it comes to your kid physically getting beat up
and I agree with you it's just and men always want their sons to be manly that's a thing
like you don't want your son to get picked down by another dude you need to step up and be a man
We have this thing in our culture where you've got to be a man.
Yeah.
And that man means violence a lot of times.
Like, you've got to be a man.
And it shouldn't.
Yeah.
Well, we need to raise up a different generation.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Dina.
Maybe.
Hey.
Hey, what do you think about this?
You're in New Orleans?
Yes.
Growing up, that was the, you know, I'm 40.
So growing up, that was the key thing is you go fight.
You go defend yourself.
But nowadays, things are so different.
You don't know what kind of situation you're sending
your child into. You know, kids today, even kids today, have weapons. You don't know, that could have
ended so much more, you know, drastically than just, and it did, him ending up in a hospital. Nowadays,
it's not the same generation anymore. These kids are not the same type of kids that we were growing up.
You know, they, you can't escape bullying anymore. So they're fueled even more than they were, you know,
before it was just at school. Well, now it goes home with you on the internet, on social media.
It's bullying is definitely issue.
And in some cases, that is.
And if you're the type of parents that would want your kid to defend themselves in a situation like that,
then put them in some type of classes that will teach them to defend themselves.
But sending a kid in who has never fought in his life to a fight that, to a bully who probably has,
that's not, that's not smart as a parent.
You have to think of your child's safety, first and foremost as a parent.
You make some great points.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
You did make some great point.
I mean, listen, again, it's another way to approach a problem.
You take your kid and go, hey, maybe not fight the bully, but let's go take some self-defense
classes.
That's a different way to approach a problem.
There are always a lot of ways to approach problems.
There's not just one.
This is a bad move.
I think pretty much, you know, latterly, we all agree on this.
Even all the callers, that's a rare thing.
Appreciate all the calls.
I'm thinking about getting this new iPhone or no?
No.
That's quick.
Well, I mean, I'm not.
My iPhone works great.
always way behind. So it's fine. I guess until my plan's up. I keep calling the iPhone X,
and I know it's called the iPhone 10, but they should just write out the iPhone 10.
Yeah. Well, they're trying to be all Roman numeral. I know, but the rest of them aren't Roman numeral.
That's why I keep going. The iPhone X, like an idiot. And all listeners are like, you're an idiot.
I know. I know I'm an idiot. So, but that new iPhone comes out in like October, right?
You already have it? No, I don't. I don't know. My iPhone works fine. That's just so expensive.
Can I sign up for like a 12-year plan to get a discount?
Yeah.
Like, can I do a contract to like 20-30?
You're a sink?
And they cut 50% off?
Yeah.
Oh, I am a sink.
Single-income, no kids.
For sure.
But you should be more of like single-income, no kids, but I do spend a lot of money on my dog.
I know who's sick.
So it's like double the money.
No, I do.
Like, it's...
But you're spoiling him right now, maybe?
Or the medical bills.
Yeah, and he's getting a little out of control.
Like, he's getting a little too much food and a little too much.
that he's starting to get a little attitude.
Like, where's my meat?
Like, I'll go to the refrigerator.
Like, he's been a great dog for the past five or six years.
He's 14.
And he's been a great dog in past five or six years because he's gotten older and chilled
out a bit.
But he's starting to be so spoiled that when that fridge opens, he's like, okay, where's my
meat?
Like, where's my canned dog food?
Uh-oh.
So he's got a little attitude about him.
And not only that, but it's expensive.
He goes back to chemo on Monday again.
Oh.
But I'm telling you.
And the vet said, because if you're new to the show,
I've had a dog for 14 years my entire adult life.
Like, I love this dog, and he's sick.
He's terminally ill.
And they gave him about six months.
And they said, hey, doggy chemo isn't the same as human chemo.
And that dog's systems are so different because they eat garbage, they eat poop.
They do all of this that the chemo doesn't really affect them.
And so it's like if your dog goes to chemo and it doesn't affect him, he should get it.
Because for me, as long as my dog's quality of life is still up there, he's just, he's hanging.
Like, it's my dude.
His energy's been great.
Like, he really has been wonderful.
He's not lethargic.
And he only gets, like, four chemo sessions total.
And so he has another one Monday, but it's expensive.
It's like 300 bucks or something.
And so, but it's okay.
I told the vet, take all my money.
As long as my dog can live a quality of life.
If it starts to get worried sick, it's not going to happen.
I can't let him.
I wouldn't want to be not able, you know?
Totally.
So it's a weird thing to say.
Because the last thing I want to do is,
put my dog to sleep.
It's just a terrible thing to say and to think.
That's my best.
Like, I love that dog more than anything.
Like, A number one.
And so, yes, he's very spoiled right now.
He doesn't know he's sick.
And so that's awesome.
But he has become quite the honorary dog.
And he's not getting an iPhone.
We had to talk.
I was like, you're not getting the iPhone X.
10.
I don't care how much.
You're spoiled.
They've released this new designer,
$70,000 solid gold version
of the iPhone cover.
You pop it on the iPhone 10, it costs $70,000 because it's covered in diamonds is 250 grams of solid gold.
That's awesome.
Or is it?
Yes, if you have that kind of money, it's awesome.
Is it, though?
Like, I don't think it is.
Yes, because sometimes you can't tell someone has money, but if they pull out that iPhone, you're going to be like, okay, that news got it.
No, I'm not going to think it's real.
I'm like, oh, look at that gold-plated, you know, fake diamond.
Look at that Forever 21 phone cover.
Exactly.
Yeah, you guys are crazy.
You would be able to tell.
that money, you'd want everyone to know you had that.
Absolutely. I'd drive a
Lambo if I could afford a Lambo. Everybody'd know
I have money. Don't call it a Lambo.
I hope you go and listen to
the Bobbycast. And what's funny is, if you
watch Narcos, the two agents,
Steve and Javier, they come in. They're not the actors. They're the people
that Narcos on Netflix is based on.
So I spent basically an hour talking
to them. They're the real people that
went down into South America,
into Columbia, and they were part of finding
Pablo Escobar. And so,
I was just talking with them.
But everybody I guess I got to meet them.
Amy took a picture with them arresting her.
Hey, that was their idea.
Eddie took a picture with them.
So starstruck.
Everyone was star struck.
And I guess they did their research on the show like detectives would before they came in.
They were like, can we get a picture?
They took one first and then I was nervous to ask for a picture.
And after they took one with their phone, I said, can we get one on my phone?
And they said, sure.
And then I was like, okay, what are we going to do?
Let's take a pick.
And that's when they were like, hold on.
And that's when they put me in like the cuff position.
And I'm like, okay, I guess we're going with this.
And it was awesome.
So just search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes.
And it's usually a songwriter and artist podcast, but I was like, I got to go switch it up.
I mean, you did a good job.
It was legit.
So I hope you listened to it.
I'll play you a clip.
Here is Javier.
And he was like, he saw $30 million.
I saw $30 million in a house and they had hit it in the walls of a house.
Pablo Escobar was so rich.
The cash was just incredible.
He had to pay $3,000 a month,
Pablo Escobar, and just rubber bands to hold the money.
So nice.
It's not awesome.
It's not awesome. They killed so many people.
He killed so many people to have that money.
It's not awesome.
And they talk about, like, they,
the worst thing people can do is make Pablo Escobar
any sort of like fame thing, anything at all,
because he was just a murderer.
Like straight up murderer.
And no, it's not awesome.
But if you listen to it, go to a Bobbycast and listen to it.
These guys, like detectives.
Legit.
Legit.
And I was like, they're sizing me up the whole time.
They probably did their research out here.
They probably got in my life lock and see my credit score and everything before I came in.
Jessica, you're on in Biloxi.
What's happening?
Jessica.
Hi.
Are you good?
Yeah.
How are you?
I'm really good.
We're just hanging out.
What's up with you?
Not too much.
I'm driving to work.
I'm coming to seal tonight.
Yeah, I'll be in Biloxi tonight doing stand.
up. Are you going to come laugh?
Laugh, whatever I say.
Just laugh.
Yes, I am.
And I'm actually from Arkansas.
Dang.
I'm driving about six hours to see you.
Whoa.
Listen, I appreciate that very much, so I hope you're not disappointed.
Oh, no, not at all.
I'm huge fans of you guys.
That's a long way.
Well, thank you very much.
I'll see you tonight.
Dang.
That's a lot of pressure.
I saw where Sam Hunt's getting song of the year for Body Like a Backroad at the CMT Awards.
I'm glad.
It's the CMT Artist of the Year Awards
because Sam really doesn't get recognized like he should
and I'm glad he's getting recognized for this
You know, he is
I don't know that he shouldn't be up in the Artists of the Year award
Like the guy only puts out number ones
The guy had saw
I don't know man
I'm a big Sam Hunt dude
And then people like kind of don't embrace him at some level
because he's not traditional in any way.
He just does his own thing.
I'm really happy that he's getting that award.
What are you looking at?
I'm looking at, yeah, he's winning song of the year.
Yeah.
But you were saying, but it's the artist of the year awards.
Right.
One of the teen moms tweeted me and lunchbox is freaking out.
Oh, man.
I didn't even know it was a teen mom.
I just retweeted someone.
Yeah, she tweeted you about your song, Namaste,
about how it's been stuck in her head for like three weeks.
And I was like, oh my God.
You know how cool that is?
I don't.
You realize she had, like, you freak out when celebrities tweet you.
You're like, oh my gosh, and you didn't even react.
I didn't know she was.
She was.
It was Chelsea Halska, but she's now married, and so she has a new last name.
But yes.
She had her old name.
I probably had like, dang.
I've never seen an episode of Teen Mom or 16 to pregnant or I got a baby.
I mean, how cool is that she tweeted you and you retweeted it?
I was like, ah!
What about that new one?
They have a new teen show?
Oh, yeah.
It's called Teen Mom.
mom, New Jersey.
Oh, now we're doing like...
So now we just go to states and find moms who are teens.
Yeah, I think they realized Jersey Shore was such a hit.
So they went to the, you know, New Jersey, find some teen moms and they're putting
them on TV coming up.
It's like Jim Tan pregnant.
I guess so.
We'll find out to like a month when it comes on.
I can't wait.
That's been so long.
I don't even know that like kids know what Jersey Shore is.
Let's go to Morgan number two.
She's 23, so I think she would have caught it.
Do you know who the situation is?
Yeah, I do.
What's his real name?
Mike.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I think she's okay.
But like 18-year-olds, I don't know that they know what Jersey Shore is.
Oh, no.
Men get more aggressive depending on how many women are around.
Men are more violent when there are more women around to each other.
Men are.
In the study, they were three times more likely to get into a fight if there's a woman present.
That's so lame.
They're trying to peacock with fighting.
They are.
They found it in almost 60% of the fights, there were at least one to two women present.
here's the thing. If there are two guys and some dude does something, you're just like, hey, buddy, come on.
If there's a woman there and the woman sees you, you're like, oh, I don't want to look weak, so now I got to step up.
That being said, I'm the opposite.
Someone pushes me in front of a girl. I run. I'm like, well, she's not going to like me anyways. I'm going to get out of here.
I just feel like some girls are actually going to be attracted to the guy that can walk away.
Nah.
Yeah. You wouldn't. You've even said that before. If someone doesn't.
No, you say that I've said that. I do not think so.
You think it would be attractive if your husband, like, stepped up.
Nope.
Nope. I do not want him to fight.
No, if there is a reason to fight, yes, but if some guy hits on me in a bar or like...
Hits on me is not a thing.
What if some dude slaps your butt?
Okay.
Okay. We want that safe dog.
Okay, go ahead.
No, I do not want my husband to beat him up.
Does anyone believe this?
No, that's not what you said in the past.
You thought you said.
You said, find the audio.
If someone slapped your butt, you would like it if your husband stepped up for you.
It's not true. I think y'all think I've said that, but I haven't.
If I did say it, I've changed my mind.
I'm not into that.
I want my husband to be the bigger person and be like,
he can say something to him.
Sure, like, hey, don't, that's, this is my wife.
Dear sir, please don't slap at her buttocks.
Yes.
No.
Have respect.
If some guy popped you on the butt,
you don't want him to fight, no.
You wouldn't want your husband to knock him out.
Nope.
Oh, come on.
You would be like, if he knocked out, you'd be like, oh, my goodness.
No, I.
Until it happens, you don't know.
He can totally say something to the guy, but then after that, we're going to walk away.
And we're going to be like.
But, oh, say something.
into the guy, though.
Sure.
But that's probably going to make the guy come to him.
But then we need to walk away.
Now there's more disrespect going on once he says something to him.
And then run.
No, your husband's not going to run.
It's a bigger person deal.
It's like I want the bigger person response.
And the bigger person response is don't fight.
I agree.
Yeah.
But I only say that because I can't fight.
And I'm a wimp.
Your husband's a big dude.
Yeah, but doesn't mean he's a fighter.
If someone slap me on the butt, I'd want him to step in and take care of me.
Yeah, but my husband's not a fighter.
Like, there's nothing about my husband that wants to fight.
You think?
I mean, you're the boxer.
Yeah, but you know, my hands are weapons, so I got to keep them in.
I can't.
Yeah, you can't be throwing them around on a club.
I go to jail.
I go to jail.
I mean, I guess I'm curious.
Well, I mean, I'm saying.
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
Talk to my book editor last night.
My second book.
She did tell me, it's probably not going to suck.
That was her words.
So that's good.
Probably.
Yeah, she goes, I don't think this book's going to.
I was worried.
I was really worried about that.
Oh, that's got to be good.
They'll long talk about that.
Work on the second one.
Can't wait.
Why do I have L.B.
with the eighth grader written down?
Oh, I have a clip.
This eighth grader was singing.
Okay, good.
Because I have no idea why I wrote down
lunchboxes with an eighth grader.
Okay, so it's a clip.
And she wants to be her singer,
and her dad was one of those dads.
Like, oh, my daughter is really good.
And so I just recorded her,
and I wanted to bring it in
and get your opinion.
Like, keep chasing the,
the dream or time to give up.
Okay, so you were doing Hard Rock Cafe karaoke.
Yeah, it's where a live band plays and people get up and sing.
You just want her house.
No, I wasn't at her house, and she was an eighth-grade girl, and she was like, I want to be
a singer, and her dad was telling me how good she is, and that was her dream, and I was like,
okay, well, we'll tell you if you need to quit or keep dreaming.
All right, here we go.
Here is the eighth grader that lunchbox brought in.
Here we go.
All right, what do you think, lunchbox?
I'm one of those people that always tell those dads that they're crazy.
This girl's got some talent.
She needs to keep dreaming.
She's got it.
Like, in eighth grade and she has that much control over her voice,
she sounded like a grown-up.
Like, that's good, in my opinion.
And I mean, usually I think the kids usually are really terrible.
Yeah.
And parents are just nice to them.
I think that kid was good.
Yeah.
Yeah, listen, I thought she was good.
I think she should keep dreaming anyway.
I thought she was good.
Man, I was like, whoa!
I think someone would say I don't think she's ready right now, but she can do some work.
Yeah, but there are eighth graders who can sing and have record deals.
But I would say, I don't think she's ready right now, but she is good.
Yeah, usually when they say, oh, I'm really good, and the dad talks about how good they are,
and then they get up there, and they're like, oh, I can keep you down.
And it's like, whoa.
Does anyone ever sound like that until they were good?
I mean, even I don't sound that bad.
And eighth graders, how old?
14?
13-ish-ish.
Yeah, there are pop stars that are that young.
I guess so.
I mean, we're just a lot older now.
I know.
Jennifer Garner had anesthesia from the dentist.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see this?
Laughing gas, yeah.
Yeah.
They did the sad part of Hamilton, and I started crying I couldn't stop.
And they said, are you okay?
And I said, it's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful
That music goes so big
About it
That's never not funny
When people are messed up
I'm laughing guys
And their mouth is all like
Because they can't feel it
It's never not funny
How many of us here
Watch Narcos the TV show
I
Netflix 1, 2, 3 of us
So
It's a show about
Pablo Escobar
And I'm only doing this after 8
Because most kids are in school at this point
because some of these clips, it's like the show, they're a little violent.
But so the two guys the show were based on came into the studio, and I did a bobby cast with them.
I just want to play a couple of clips because Narcos is this humongous show.
And I was talking to one of the detectives, Javier, and I was like, hey, Pablo Escob had billions of dollars.
And he would just hide his money in the ground, like bury it.
Is that true that it's still out there?
There's still a lot of money buried in Colombia right now.
Pablo would kill a lot of the people that knew where they hid the money.
That way they could not get to it.
Oh, wow.
So there is still a lot of money buried because the Caleta guys who used to bury, you know, they're all dead now.
We hear stories now in the news about people just finding a bunch of money.
Still, like hundreds of thousand dollars in the ground.
Yeah.
And so they were talking about really what a big pile of S he was as a human, Pablo Escobar.
And he would put bounties on police officer heads.
Police officer's life was worth $100.
That's pathetic.
The son knows what happened.
He's just choosing to try to change the legacy of his dad.
You know, my book, he's a liar.
I'll tell him that to his face.
I asked him, like, what's the most money you guys saw?
I saw $30 million in a house that they had hit it in the walls of a house.
Publisque while was so rich.
The cash was just incredible.
And I was like, he's like a sociopath and a psychopath at the same time.
There's a lot of things that actually happened.
they're depicted correctly.
There's a lot of things that happen,
but they're not depicted quite correctly.
And they said 50-50, basically.
Like the show?
What he did, though, he had no conscience.
He had no remorse.
He had no problem that, hey, I need you to go do this.
And if you said, no, kill you right there.
And then go order lunch.
Multiple personalities, just as, like you said, a psycho.
Colleen, I can't even imagine.
So if you like Narcos, the TV show,
or the Netflix show, whatever you call.
that kind of show.
It doesn't come on.
I guess it kind of people's TV, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a TV show.
Yeah.
So anyway, that's, it's an hour.
Do you guys enjoy it?
Yeah.
Did you?
Loved every minute of it.
Everybody's so fast.
I was like, oh, shoot, it's already over?
Yeah.
That's why I felt the same way.
I was like, more questions.
More questions.
Yeah.
And I tried to get them to talk about some things too, but they were like, ooh, still
can't talk about that.
Like, some of the stuff is still classified.
Yeah.
Because they're still using it today.
I was trying, though.
You did try.
I was trying.
Give him a solid effort.
Search Bobbycast on iTunes or Iheart radio.
This video was on Reddit yesterday.
This guy's 66 years old and he sees color for the first time ever.
He's colorblind like crazy.
And for a 66 birthday, they bought some of those glasses that have the color correcting lenses.
Oh, that's weird.
Look at the balloons.
What colors you see?
Oh, my goodness.
That trees look so.
It don't even look real.
Seriously, they look 3D.
Oh, man.
Doesn't look like mud.
And he starts crying
because he's never seen color before like that.
I'm not colorblind that bad.
And let's I don't think I am.
Here's the thing, we don't know what colors anybody else sees.
I know that when I take those tests, I fail.
They're like, look into the circle.
What number do you see?
And I'm like, a banana?
No, that's not it.
So I never see the colors.
But, and I've tried different things,
but one of my eyes not only is colorblind
but it just doesn't work.
So I'm like, I have like weird vision all the way around.
And like, you guys bought me some glasses or something once?
But I can't even see.
Like I can't wear sunglasses unless they're prescription.
And let me tell you,
prescription sunglasses are not cool looking.
No, they rarely are.
They've advanced.
You could re-looking to it.
Anytime you find glasses,
then you have to send them off to get prescription lenses.
Right.
Yeah.
And then if you lose them, well.
Prescriptive sunglasses, metamusal.
What am I turning into?
I don't know.
Time march is on.
You know, I got a lot of feedback yesterday about lunch walking from Lunchbox over here.
Lunchwalking!
With Lunchbox.
Where he went out, it was National Be Encouraging Day.
And so lunch goes out, and he's just saying encouraging things to random people.
Watching you scan things is like poetry and motion.
You're really good at that.
I'm telling you what, I can stand here all day and stare at you scanning items.
You give you a new port-time job.
What, to stare at you and scan?
Yeah, like not in a creepy way.
You know what I mean?
Just like, you know what I mean?
Like, stand over here because you are good at it.
The way you handle that gun.
It sounds like you sound like you sound like to purge.
Everybody kept saying you sound like such a burr doing that.
I thought it was just telling her she's doing a good job
because she did hold a gun to scan the things and she did a great job.
And she held it at the perfect angle, everything.
The way you hold that gun.
I'm watching you.
And just so you know, every time you look in the mirror,
I hope you see a beautiful lady because you are beautiful.
No matter what anybody tells you, you say,
every time you look at the mirror,
be like, no matter what anybody tells you.
Come on.
You say you're beautiful.
None.
Hey, I'm grateful people who are saying.
You're beautiful.
He said, I don't care what I'm going to you, man.
No, I'm saying.
I'm saying, like, if someone tells you you're not beautiful, don't listen to him.
You don't even bring that up.
Yes.
Why would you say that?
Anyway, there's lunch walking.
You can hear it on yesterday's podcast.
He did a bunch of those.
Lunch walking.
Lunchbox
I don't care what
anybody tells you
Don't listen to them
I love how you hold that gun
Oh man
Amy
I'll do mine first
My favorite couple songs
On the radio right now
Are Brothers Osborne
It ain't my fault
But it ain't my fault
This comes on
I turn it up
This one and Jordan Davis
Singles you up
If he ever singles you up
I turn it out
He's never stupid enough
I'm gonna be the
One calling you baby, baby.
Like, those are my two jams right now on the radio.
Yours?
I have two jams.
Heartache on the dance floor, John Party.
That's a good one.
I mean, if I'm getting out of my car and it comes on, I'll sit in my car and listen the whole thing.
And I turn it up.
That's good.
Turn it up.
I got a no real name.
Now I got to see where she is, where she is tonight.
Here, he nailed it.
It, like, makes me want to be at a job.
John Party concert dancing.
She was a heartache on the dance floor.
Heartache on the dance floor.
She's moving through my mind.
She's moving through my mind.
So good.
What's your other song?
Well, I don't know if you've heard of them.
Go ahead.
Namaste by The Raging Idiot.
Are you just saying that to be funny to me?
No, I swear to you I'm not.
It is my jam.
Namaste.
Namaste.
You like the dog bark, though.
You're not trying to be responsible,
but you're making it impossible.
In the spandex pants looking on.
Flexible and you're down dog.
Roof.
Namaste.
Ain't no way.
I'm about to leave you in a movie say goodbye.
I might lose my job.
But now.
It's a good one.
Yeah.
I've started to think.
I don't know.
I don't. It's good. It's hard for me to embrace it, though.
I know.
She was a heartache on the dance floor.
Heartache on the dance floor.
She's moving through my mind.
She's moving through my mind.
Oh, Amy doesn't want to sing it again.
I didn't know you're doing it again. Sorry. I'm jamming.
Do it again.
No, I'm done.
Stop one more time.
Ah!
I'm doing this list of the 10 most underrated artists in country music.
And in 12 minutes, I'm going to shock you all.
Because we're at number eight.
Number 10 was Brandy Clark.
Since you've gone to heaven
Most underrated
The whole world's gone
Number nine was Craig Campbell
Lord when I die outskirts of heaven
Number eight will shock you
In 11 minutes and 30 seconds
Boom
Amy's pile is coming up
But I do want to talk about this
Because we give lunchbox a hard time
For being gross
And lunchbox had a picture of his house
And it was his alarm clock
But it was just so much garbage
on this bedside table. I was like, how do you live like that?
Well, he fired back, and he thinks Eddie's not disgusting.
He'd like to share why.
Eddie is absolutely disgusting. We were somewhere yesterday, and Eddie had a cigar.
He was smoking a cigar, and you put a cigar in your mouth, like in between your lips and all that, and you get it all wet, and then Eddie would hand it to another guy.
The guy would put it in his mouth, and then hand it back to Eddie, and Eddie put it in his mouth.
They were sharing the same cigar, like, slobber and just nastiness all.
all over it and Eddie would put it back in his mouth.
And you guys think I'm disgusting.
That is gross.
Like double dipping, that's like just kissing each other basically.
Wow.
Swap and spit.
First of all, cigars are gross.
Well, I got offered a cigar.
I'd never been offered a cigar.
And I was like, well, that's a nice gesture.
Go ahead.
And then somebody wanted to share it with me.
Who are y'all?
Who was it?
They were playing golf at some golf tournament.
Yeah, we're at a golf tournament.
It was our buddy.
Tim.
Who's our buddy?
Our buddy.
Our buddy Tim.
Okay.
You know him.
And so I'm just sharing it with him.
And I'm like, here you go, man.
It's yours.
Keep it.
But I'll just ask for, you know, I'll ask for a puff.
A puff here and there, not a to poke.
A puff.
Ew.
My grandpa used to smoke those and I just remember being all wet and gross around the mouth.
That's so nasty.
I'll be honest.
It was a little wet and gross.
But we're guys.
That doesn't bother me.
Spit doesn't bother me.
Who's Tim?
My security guy?
Yeah.
Oh, just say that.
I was like, you're like, your buddy?
I was like, huh?
Okay.
No, our buddy, Tim.
And so we're just sharing it.
That's the gross.
I see nothing wrong with it.
I think a dirty nightstand with dust and bold receipts is grosser than that.
I'm not comparing them.
They're both just gross.
I think cigars are gross.
I'll compare them.
Lunchbox is grosser.
No way.
Are you serious?
Oh, hey, go to your little peanut gallery over there.
I like that peanut gallery.
Was it like a media golf tournament?
It was like a thing.
It was a big art music people.
Yes, man.
Kings of Leon was there.
Yeah, anybody else?
Charles Kelly was there.
I think the Charles Kelly and my top golf thing is up today.
Oh, is it?
Because I asked him about it.
He said he hadn't seen it yet.
Yeah, I think it's up.
But he did say that he was impressed with your golf.
He shouldn't have been because it was the only hole I've played in probably two years.
But you guys only played one hole?
Yes.
Okay.
I think I shot a seven on one hole.
Like, I had a couple good shots after the first two bad ones.
But I hadn't touched the golf club in years.
He did say that there was one shot.
He's like, I'll make sure that doesn't go on the video.
It's on there.
Yeah, yeah, I watched it
It's on the video
Yeah, but he said you're pretty good
Yeah, he used to be good
He also said that he wants to get me
Him, Dave, me, lunchbox, and you out
I pass
Play golf and I said good luck with getting bones out
Nah, I don't do that anymore
I got I get rid of my vices
No more golf was cursing
No more gambling
No more gambling no more
Try to get the sugar out
No cigars
No cigars
Oh that's just disgusting
Here's Amy's pile of stories
So people are willing to give up a lot of things
To get out of their debt, student loan debt in particular
Some people will carry that for years and years
And 50% of respondents from a poll said they would give up their right to vote
In the next two presidential elections
If they never had to make a loan payment again
Okay
I wouldn't give them a right to vote for the rest of my life for like 500 bucks
Exactly
That's not surprising to me
Like, chicken fried's baked for dinner?
Okay.
What about here?
Okay, here's some other things that made the list.
Would you give up Uber?
Yeah.
For what?
To not have your debt.
Yeah.
Texting.
Ooh.
Now we're at that line.
It depends on debt.
Now worth that line.
Probably not texting because that's how, no.
And then living on your own, people give that up and go live with their parents.
For five years.
You have to live with your parents for five years, but all your time would be taken away.
I don't have parents.
Interesting.
Eddie, you sent me up for that.
Come on.
I knew what's coming.
Oh, Eddie, yeah.
No, I knew it was coming.
Bobby, what would you do?
Yeah.
Well, since my parents aren't...
Oh, boy.
I don't know my dad.
What's the bottom?
Hey, so...
Dang, Amy.
Everybody's taking shot.
Wait, no, I can say that because my mom's not alive.
No, I can do it.
Come on.
That's the rest of...
You can do that, right?
That is kind of the rule.
It is the rule.
Yeah.
So, Eddie, both your parents are living.
living stop.
Yeah, we can only make jokes because we're sad.
That's the rule.
Yeah, Bobby taught me that.
Yeah.
You can, yes.
Sad make jokes about it.
And when you feel pain and you share it with someone, you can make the same joke.
Yeah.
But it's, yeah.
It's like you and your Mexican friends.
I can say Mexican jokes with the, I can't come into your group and be like, hey,
oh la, and then nail a Mexican joke.
Exactly.
You'd be like, racist.
Point taken.
Like on Mother's Day, only I can text Bobby and be like, what are you going to do with your mom today?
That's dark.
Oh, my God.
That's so dark.
And I know, like I have a very dark sense of humor, super dark.
But I did that for you.
I know you did.
I know you have a dark sense of humor.
I know.
I'll never text you that.
I know.
She did text me that though.
Oh my goodness.
She said she said, what?
Yeah, she did.
You're lying.
That's him with dark humor coming back at me.
Okay.
What else?
So now they're saying binge watching shows make some, is like less enjoyable for your brain
or something like that because rechurcher's found that after you end up watching over and over and
things back to back.
It affects your long-term memory.
It doesn't allow you to savor what you just watched and really process it.
Okay, I would get that.
Sometimes I get tired, but I watch anyway, not at full watching functionality.
Because I like to be focused when I watch.
But I'm like, I just want another episode.
Even though I'm tired, then I don't really remember which episode I watched or who did.
But I see that.
So now if you're binging.
It's just fatigue.
Okay.
Binging is just fatigue of the TV brain.
Well, so here's a solution.
You can still binge, but after each episode take time to reflect.
Take notes as you're watching the shows
I hate when Netflix is like
You're on like the third or fourth episode
And then they stop and ask you to make sure
That like you're alive
Are you sure you want to continue this?
Of course I am
Yes Netflix
Thanks make me feel like a loser
Do you
It starts to pop up
Do you not have friends
Are you a total loser
Do you need food?
Take a walk
Please
We're pausing
They're locking you out for 10 minutes
To go take a walk
We'll see you in 10
Signed Netflix.
All right, what else?
Okay, so O.J. Simpson is going to be released from prison in about a month,
and you'd think he'd be pretty pumped about that, which I'm sure he is.
But his lawyer says it's actually bittersweet because he adjusted to life in the clink.
I bet you do, and I bet you have friends, and I bet he was living.
We hear the high life in there.
Yeah, and right now he's in isolation because they don't want anything to happen to him before he's supposed to get out.
And so right now he's really missing his friends that he made in jail,
and he loved being in Jen Pop.
and he misses prison jobs, like, being commissioner of the softball league.
Yeah, but I'm telling you, he's going to love getting out of there.
Yeah.
That's a weird statement.
I'm being like, dang it.
I'm going to miss it.
Can he just, like, join a softball team on the outside?
Shawshank Redemption.
He got out and was like, I can't deal with it out here.
Well, but it was either get busy living or get busy dying.
He got busy dying because he.
Exactly.
What else?
And I really just want to talk about this story because I've been dying to say Windians.
Oh, the Cleveland Indians.
So the Cleveland Indians, they were tied with 21 wins with the Cubs.
But then last night they won, they beat the Kansas City Royals.
With a walk-off.
Like, they were losing most of the game.
I was trying to bring my sports knowledge to this.
But yeah, you're going to say it wrong, and then everybody can get mad, so I just figured out step in.
Okay.
I don't think anybody knows what a walk-off is.
No.
I actually scratched that part on this stuff.
Not important.
What does that mean?
It means they won the game on the final at bat.
Like, boom, walk off.
Game's over.
Okay, cool.
Everybody walk off the field, like drop your door.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's basically it.
Cool.
Well, anyhow, now they have 22 straight wins, and that's the longest streak in 137 years of baseball history.
And, yeah, instead of the Indians, they're now being called the Windians.
LeBron James said that in a little video.
Yeah, he did.
LeBron James made a whole video, and he's like, hey, guys, I want to say that this is pretty awesome
that you made, he made it at the video at the 21 win game mark, and he was like, I know
I want to say that this is like so amazing.
He's like, but I want to make a video after you've done 40 wins in a row or something.
Yeah, but they were already being called the Windy Ends before LeBron.
Oh.
I'd already seen that.
They were?
I hadn't seen it until.
I hadn't seen it.
He goes, I should trademark that.
No, LeBron stop.
I'll just say.
That's what he said in this video.
Whatever, Bobby's about to trademark it?
Okay.
Hey, trust me.
I'll trade marks and stuff.
Don't test it.
Yeah.
Don't test me.
I'll trademark Amy's pile of stories.
You can mess with me.
Should I?
No, I'd charge you every time you do it.
I think there's much going on with that pile.
I just got a text.
It was like, dang, Amy's dark humor.
What?
From Hill.
It was pretty dark.
It was really dark.
For you, really dark.
But I did it for you.
Yeah, I mean, that's cool.
It's also healing for me.
I feel like I've always told you like, oh, don't do that.
Your pain, you don't handle your pain that way.
But I actually think you're right.
It is much more fun to be sort of dark about it and laugh about it, too,
than just be like, oh, yeah, I really miss.
my mom or whatever.
It sucks.
And so you know what you're doing something that sucks?
You either let it affect you in a sucky way.
Right.
Or you let it come out in a different type of way.
I choose humor.
Yeah.
And I'm saying, like, maybe I'm starting to appreciate that.
Hey, girl, I'll convert you a bit soon.
Anyone's going to be like me soon.
Oh, no.
No, I don't want to be that dark.
So I've been doing this list.
The 10 most underrated artists in country music, and just my opinion.
It's just one man's opinion.
Number 10, Brandy Clark.
Since you've gone to heaven, the whole world's gone.
I would have put her higher on the list, but she was nominated for a Grammy.
So she's not totally totally underrated, but she's so underrated.
Number nine, Craig Campbell.
Lord, when I die.
Number eight, on the most underrated artists in country music list, Luke Bryan.
Let's see it from God.
Luke Brian?
Let me explain myself.
He is a superstar.
You're right.
But here's why Luke Bryan is underrated in country music.
Not because the superstar, he is.
He's the biggest current superstar that we have.
Luke Brian is so underrated as an artist,
like the person that gets in a room and creates music.
Well, we see his tight pants, Luke.
He even came in and was like,
I'm tired of being tight pants, Luke, coming to town.
When he told that story on the air about him loosening his pants,
it became a national story.
It was everywhere.
Yeah.
That's what people know Luke has shaken, his booty, his tight pants,
selling out big concerts,
super underrated is as a songwriter
as as a musician as a guy who can
sit and play the piano beautifully
as a guy when you saw him play guitar
weren't you like wow he's better than just like
100%. I mean I even sat back and was like
whoa I had a new appreciation
for him at that moment because really
a lot of times I've seen him out on stage
like it's boom boom Luke. He's a writer
people forget like when he moved to town
he wrote this song for Billy Currington
So he's up beyond
to pass a caution light
there's a little country store
So he's super highly rated, but I think as an artist, he is very underrated.
Like, as an overall artist, Luke Bryan is so underrated because people only see him as the superstar Luke Brian that gets out and sings all the hits.
As an artist, number eight, Luke Bryan, most underrated in country music.
I wake up, I check it, I shower, and I check it, I feel the bugs in my children.
Is that convinced anybody with that?
Because I know you're all stuck.
I get it now.
Very underrated as an artist.
Not a performer, but as an artist.
There you go.
Court is adjourned.
Take that to the bank.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Take this job and shove it.
All right, there you go.
Thank you for hanging out with us.
I hope you, one, have a great weekend.
Two, you can check out the Bobbycast.
I had on the agents, the real-life agents, not the actors, but the agents that Narcos was based on.
And they came into a Bobbycast, and we talked about Pablo Escobar and the money.
and Pablo Escobar had billions of dollars
and apparently buried money all over Colombia
and I asked, I was like, hey, what's up with all that buried money?
There's still a lot of money buried in Colombia right now.
Pablo would kill a lot of the people that knew where they hid the money.
That way they could not get to it.
Oh, wow.
So there is still a lot of money buried because the Kalenta guys
who used to bury, you know, they're all dead now.
So what he would do is he would say, hey, go hide the money
and only you and I know where it is,
and then he would kill them.
And only he didn't, only he knew where it was.
So, Natso.
So these are the real life agents that came in.
There's a Bobbycast about it.
Just go to Iheart Radio or iTunes and subscribe to the Bobbycast.
It's a songwriter podcast, but I was like, we have to do this with him.
And so I hope you like, if you like songwriters, like it's the first major songwriter
podcast that ever in the history of the world.
Yeah, I checked.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But anyway, the Narcos guys were in.
Hope you have a great weekend.
I'm going to Biloxy Missy.
Sippy Tonight to do stand-up at the Golden Nugget.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, and we're taping it for a little special, the type thing.
That's cool.
Yeah, it will be.
Who's taping it?
Like a real production?
Don't worry about things.
Mike D?
No, not Mike D.
No.
He's on his iPhone, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry about things right now.
So, but that's tonight.
Amy, what do you have going on?
Shue, I'm sad I won't be there at a laugh.
It's okay.
You'll be able to see it firsthand.
You need a laugh track.
Let me know.
Okay. I have that every morning right here. There it is. You hear it? Anything going on?
No, I'm here. Just chilling. Yeah? Like a what?
Villain.
Ah, there it is. All right. Have a great weekend.
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The Disneyland Resort is everything.
We came to play the Calliway.
It felt like I was in the roundup game with Woody at Pixar Pier.
Have you been holding out on us?
No, just showing you where the real Hollywood stars are.
Like Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
Oh, there's jazz, right?
And a drop.
You'll see.
Grab a Mickey Bressel on the way.
Girl, you're reading my mind.
We're almost there.
Disney California Adventure Park and Disneyland Park.
We came to play.
Both park tickets and reservations require
subject to restrictions change and cancellation without notice.
Visit Disneyland.com for details.
And now for a bit of breaking news between your breaking news.
With me, the Geicoke.
Here are some things you ought to know today.
People who switch their car insurance to Geico
save about $900 a year.
Experts are calling that nice to know.
Also, plants can hear when bees buzz.
My Ficus just heard that.
And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents.
I'm getting a hint of Irish there.
It feels good to get good news. It feels good to Geico.
