The Bobby Bones Show - (Early Bird Tues) Bobby and Eddie are Helping Abby with her Singing Career + Never Gonna Get It!

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

Bobby and Eddie are doing something MAJOR to help Phone Screener Abby’s singing career. Eddie thinks now is the time for her to strike in the music industry. In Never Gonna Get It the question is: Nearly two-thirds of Americans believe they're so good at this that they could compete with the professionals. What is it? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Eddie thinks that Abby is dragging her feet on something that she could really capitalize on it, which, by the way, Abby is our phone screener. So she's not on the air a lot. But if you call the show, you'll talk to her. The thing about Abby is she likes to sing. She's been on the show singing. She's sang with us, the raging idiots.

Yeah. She then had a song that charted the National Anthem What'd she hit? 71. Number 71 in the charts. It's amazing. We gave her a cake. We were so proud of her.

Abby, are you still kind of living off that buzz? Yeah, that is so awesome. See? Great moment for her singing career. Eddie, what is she not doing? Guys, she's got to take the next step. The iron is hot. So write an original song.

It's your chance now to come up with something good. Bobby will play it on the show. Record labels are listening. This is her big shot. And she's dragging her feet because the more time she waits, I mean, the more people are going to forget about her. Eddie, have you already written something? Yes, dude.

I gave her a melody. I wrote her something on the guitar and I said, look, just do your life story. We all follow your life story. You're finally have a boyfriend. Like, this could be your song. So you need her to write it. Yeah, I gave her like a template. Why don't we?

Why don't you and I? Because like Jason Aldine doesn't really write his own song. Sure. He's a singer and he sings a bunch of hits. Why don't you and I write it and she can be Aldine and she can sing the song? Ooh, I would like that. Yeah. Okay.

It makes me nervous. He wants me to write about my relationship. And I'm like, it's so new. Oh, we're going to write about your relationship. Oh, yeah, we're going to write about you. Of course. It's about you. It's me and your voice.

So give us some time. How does she record it though? She has recording studio? I mean, she knows people, right? She knows people. So we will write you a song, Abby, but you record it and then we'll put it out and see how it does. So Abby has no say in it, though, right? Like if the song's the song's the song.

song and whatever it is, she's going to record it. You're correct. She has no say. Right. Okay, that's what I'm saying. So we're going to write it. Abby, you're going to record it. Deal? Okay. Is it going to be like raging idiot's style? No. Like where you're like making fun of me? Abby. Would we do that? Abby, we're going to be serious songwriters and write you something.

Our goal is to write you something serious. That could actually be a hit. Correct. Okay. Yeah. I trust you. Lunchbox your thoughts? Guys, you are doing everything for her. You've got to let her learn on her own. When Jason Aldean was starting, you didn't have songwriters writing songs for him. He had to earn that. She has done nothing. You guys are doing this. You got to teach her that she has to work for it. If you do everything for her, what does that teach her? Like, Eddie, if you did your kid's homework, does that teach him anything? No, no, you're right. Like, what are you guys doing? What? I've, I admitted I'm not a songwriter. But it, okay, then don't do music. I said I'm a singer. But there are a lot of people who are, okay, so

Jason Aldean's first ever. number one song is why he didn't write it. Written by Rodney Closson, Vicki McGee, and Big and Rich as John Rich. Look at that. We're going to be Big and Rich as John Rich. Yep. Well, sort of. Kind of.

Yeah, we're going to write it. Abby, give us some time. We'll write it or record it. We'll debut here on the show. Let's go. I love this. I'm excited. Abby Lee Anderson, right?

That's her performing name. Pen to paper. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Get ready. I go home right now. We just started the show. Prepare your boyfriend for this song too. Well, it may not be about him.

You just said. We haven't decided. We haven't decided. We haven't sat in a room, but pen to paper yet. Okay. All right. Abby, we'll be in touch, okay? Okay. All right. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife and I got a puppy during the pandemic, and while I don't regret it, now that things are opening up, it's become an issue. The dog was so used to us being at the house all the time. She does not handle being away from us all day now. I told my wife, I need to bring her to a trainer or something. But she thinks the answer is to take the dog with us wherever we go.

Oof. I'm not okay with that, especially since we just started planning a vacation, and she'll only consider places where we can bring the dog with us. I told her she's being unreasonable, and I refuse to take the dog on vacation, and now she's not speaking to me. Am I wrong here? It's not like I'm asking her to leave the dog in the house alone while we're away.

My mother has agreed to watch her. Signed Rick. Well, there are two kinds of families. Families that love their dog and have a healthy relationship. It can leave it back. Can't have somebody watch it. Can board it. That's one kind.

And then there's also the other kind of ticket everywhere they go. And that's also not crazily abnormal. It happens. And there are places you can go to make that eat, especially if it's one dog. Yeah. Most places. It's a little dog. So it's a funny email.

I'm not going to hate on her because I'm cool with both. But yes, it does seem like it's going to be an issue. I think the issue between you two is deciding which one you are. Yeah, you got to commit. Okay, commit or every other, like not that these kinds of things come up all the time, but like one trip or whatever, you do it your way. Next one you do it her way. Possibly.

I just feel like you kind of have to declare what. And you can be a family that takes your dog everywhere and occasionally not take your dog somewhere. Right. You kind of have to declare what you. family you are. He doesn't want to be that family. I know, but he's going to lose. He's just, she's going to be. Yeah. But what I think will happen is that as a dog gets a little older, it will not have separation anxiety as bad, and you will be okay with leaving it behind. I think this is something that's only going to happen for a while at the level it is, and it'll scale back. And you'll

take the dog sometimes. Sometimes you won't, but the dog will be happier later alone. And it's a good practice for when you have kids. Take the dog on this vacation. Panama City. Taking to the beach. Why not? All right. I don't know if that's where they're going,

but good enough for me. Rick, I advise you, play along, take the dog. Otherwise, she's going to be worried about the dog the entire time that she can't even enjoy the full vacation. It's a puppy. By the way, for everybody thinking about getting a puppy, they are really hard.

Yeah, and then they're supposed to be vacation, and then the puppy's going to be a lot of work. Yes. But you're going to, I know. She's going to worry the whole time. Okay. Take the dog and then you'll figure it out as a dog gets older and can do things by himself.

Thank you. Sign somebody who has been way too attached to their dogs. But, yes, thank you. I keep hearing this and I just keep thinking of, yes, kids. Some parents are like this with their actual children. Oh, I would believe so. Yeah, it's like, do we take home? Or do we not?

But you probably don't even go. Can I leave them or can I not? She could also say, we're not going on a vacation. We're staying with the dog. Yeah. So count your blessings, buddy. All right, close it up We got your email and we've read it on the air

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From Lunchbox Has anyone seen me on the news? How old is this bit? I mean at this point Probably not Long time From Eddie Someone's been stealing money

From my kids' wallets And I found the culprit This has been a bit too And our third And our third and newest Pick-A-Bit candidate it's from Amy. She says, good idea or bad idea, giving this person access to inside your house.

So, Amy, you can't vote because you're now in Pickabit. So my first time being here. I know. So me, Morgan, and Ray, are going to vote. So you have lunchbox. Hey, I'm on the news. Am I? Eddie, someone's stealing money.

And Amy's like, I'm going to give this person access to my house. This is a good idea or bad idea. Morgan. I would like to hear Amy's story because they're always pretty funny, so I want to know what happens. It's the dog walker. Why are you spoiling it? It's not. Why are you trying to spoil it?

Because I try to do it with everybody's bits. You'll pick mine. Ray. Oh, man. There isn't one that really stands out too much, but I guess since it's involved something very fascinating, the news, let's go with lunchbox. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Are you the last pick mine? Uh-huh. You don't have to pick lunchbox this time. I know. I'm going to go with lunchbox. Amy? Whoa!

On opposite day. So Amy gets it today. Got you. Just know once Amy was in it, it was over. All right, pick a bit. Amy's going to let someone inside of our house. We'll talk about that. Coming up next.

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So there's a huge issue with porch pirates, and that's because your Amazon packages are being left outside your front door. But if you sign up for this side of things, they can open your garage when you're not there and set them, or even, I guess, when you are there. Either way, they're set safely inside your garage, and then it shuts, and they go on their merry way. they have a code.

Yeah, there's some sort of way that you, yeah, they have like a, you register your garage and they have a way to open it. The Amazon drivers get background checked? Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. Because they can deliver their package and do it fine and legal, but then they can always come back when they're not an Amazon driver and do the Robin or the stealing. And those Amazon drivers, at least at our house, the Amazon drivers, we don't have the same one all the time. Like, we know our UPS guy at this point. We even send him a little Christmas, look at his present.

Oh, wow. Because it's the same guy. And he'll text and be like, hey, I've got something you have to sign for. When are you going to be? We have a relationship with that guy. The Amazon driver, sometimes they just drive up in their car. Yeah, a regular car. It's like a Honda accord at 10.30 p.m.

The drive's up. And I'm like, what's that? Yeah. I mean, they don't have the code to your garage. Like, you register it somehow to wear, but they still have access and they can get inside your house. But they have to be able to scan the package to get in. Well, how are you feeling? What's your thought?

I don't, that's why I'm asking you. I know, good idea. If we weren't to talk about this today, would you do it? My thought is I trust Amazon. You know? So I think it's an okay idea. Like, I'm leaning towards doing it, but I just was curious what y'all would do.

Eddie? No. Mm-mm. You got cameras. Like, just leaving the front of the door, by the door. Amazon does an Amazon flex background check. It's a two-step process to search for criminal activities,

such as prior theft or violence. It will scatter up to seven years of your personal history. So if you committed a crime seven years ago, it'll show up. Yeah. See? Lunchbox? No way. Listen, I have no problem with them just leaving it on my porch. Like, I don't have anything important enough, and I've never had anything stolen. So I'm going to take my chance that if a porch pirate gets it, fine.

But I'm not showing them the inside of my house. It's your garage. But the inside of your garage often leads to your house. Yeah. True. A little door in between, I mean. Morgan, would you do this? No, I wouldn't.

I don't think I would either. No. Well, I'm the only one that trusts Amazon. Yeah. But your blanket trusting Nothing. Yeah, you don't know anybody. It's Amazon the company, not the driver.

You don't know the individual driver. I trust that Amazon's going to send me my thing when I order it, but I don't... Okay, so we're all leaning towards a bad idea. I don't think we're leaning. I think we've all said no. Yes, we've chosen that. All right, well, I'll let you all know what I do and how it goes. She comes in.

She's embarrassed, but she's like, guys, I was robbed. I don't know how it happened. Yeah, we think we know. Okay. We vote no. Okay. You let us know. I'm still possibly considering it.

It's time. for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. There's a charity group at Riverview High School in Warsaw, Ohio, and they're doing something really cool for foster care kids. They're putting together these kits that these kids can take to their new houses, stuff like toothbrushes, toothpaste, dental floss, and things like that.

Because these kids, they go to houses with nothing. Like, really, just the clothes on their back. And so it's really cool there. They just did 12, and they want to do more as they go every week. That's awesome. And it's also something you probably, didn't know was needed until you were exposed to it yourself. Correct. I mean generally. Same with you guys. Oh, I went through it. When my kids got to our house, they had literally nothing.

I had to go to Target and get toothbrushes, underwear, diapers, things like that. Well, and you're getting the call last minute. Just, I mean, they said they were coming in less than an hour. Wow. So yeah. That's great. That's a great story. That's what it's all about right there. That was tell me something good. All right. The question is, nearly two-thirds of Americans believe they're so good at this. they can compete with professionals. This is called Never Gonna Get It. Let's go. So again, two thirds of Americans believe they are so good at this,

they could compete with professionals. Now, we have our caller Lindsay on the phone. Lindsay, we appreciate your call on the show. The question is, nearly two thirds of Americans believe they're so good at this, they could compete with professionals. Now, how this is going to work is you get to take a stab at it. If you miss it, you get to go to one of the show members.

If they miss it, then we flip a coin. You have three chances to win. Scoob, Steve, what's up for her to win today? So we have a Sonic gift card for 50 bucks you could win. Yep. Plus we've got a Luke Combs. Oh, is that cap from the back? Pratt from the back.

And this is a prop from the studio. It is Eddie's Matthew McConnor-Hae Greenlight book that Eddie has signed for you. Oh, wow. So you get a $50 Sonic gift card, a Luke Combs t-shirt, and a Matthew McConaughey book signed by... Eddie. Who just read the book. Okay.

I mean, Sonic card's pretty awesome. Okay. So let me read you the question again. Nearly two-thirds of Americans believe they are so good at this that they could compete with the professionals. Lindsay, what is it? Singing. Singing. Okay.

That's good. Singing. Is it singing? No. Okay. You still got a line, though. Now, you get Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, and Morgan. Woo!

Never going to get it. I'm going to give you guys about 10 seconds. Think about it here. Two-thirds of Americans believe they are just so good at this, that their skills are so good. They could actually compete with the best, with the professionals. It's not singing. What is it? Amy, how do you feel?

I'm debating between two things. Do you feel pretty strongly, though, about them? Yeah. Lunchbox? I feel really good. Eddie? Really good. This might be the first one I actually get.

Oh, gosh. Really? Morgan? No, I don't feel good. I have too many options. Lindsay, which player would you like to represent you? I'm going with Eddie. Okay, smart. Eddie has never got it. Never. But you feel like this time could be your time? This could be the first time ever, Bones. Okay. Amy, what do you have?

I have driving. Like race car driving? Yeah. But you mean people are such good drivers on the road? They feel like they could be a race car drivers. Yeah, they feel like I could do this. Like, yes, I could do this. Do you have that, Eddie? No. No. Oh. Morgan, you said, you said, you said. No chance you had it.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's, I'm between two, but I do think it's acting. We all watch TV all the time. I feel like it could be acting. We all think we could act. I mean, Lunchbox does. He pays for classes. True, see? Oh.

That's really good. That's actually really good. Because we all watch shows and be like, ah, you do that. Totally. Yeah. Okay. Lunchbox, what do you have? Well, I thought about drinking, but then I was like, two-thirds of Americans don't drink. It's cornhole.

They watch that on ESPN. That's hard, yeah. They think, oh, I'm good at that. Because you see the tailgates, wherever your parties, you throw those beanbags at bars. You're like, I can do this. I'm so good. Okay. Eddie, do you have any of those answers?

None of those, bones. I have the correct answer. Oh, wow. Well, it's not cornhole. I know one. It's not acting. Dang. Amy, I want to let you sit there for a second.

Okay. Eddie, don't get excited, Amy. I have it. What is it? Bones, it's right here. It's podcasting. Everybody wants to start a podcast. because they think they're so good at it.

Hey, we're the pros. Leave it to us. That's more than two thirds, I think. I mean, that's pretty good. Two thirds. Let's go, Bones. Well, that's actually not bad, Eddie. I'm usually hate on Eddie's answers, but a lot of people think they can have to do a podcast. Thank you.

Amy, you're wrong. That's not driving? It's not driving. Okay, can I say my other one? Just for fun. Just for fun. She should say podcasting. Eating.

Eating. Eating. Professional eating. And Eddie, and yours is podcasting for the win. Come on, Bones. Let's go. Eddie, I think you might have got it.

I know for the first time ever. Hey, I'm going to do, Lindsay. I'm going to let you not pick Eddie and just pick anything but Eddie. Oh, my goodness. So. That means you got it. No. Eddie feels like he's nailed it. Lunchbox feels like Eddie has nailed it.

So you can stay with Eddie or you can go, I don't want Eddie. I'll take every other answer but Eddie's. It's up to you. That means you got it, Eddie. So that could be. I'm going to go with Eddie. Okay. She's not giving up.

Bobby's trying to talk you out of that one. Yeah, Eddie. Let's go. Eddie says it's podcasting. Is it podcasting? Oh, okay. It's not five. She could have picked anything else than she did.

She could have, but she's loyal to Eddie. So what about politics? No? What in the world? Now I got nothing. I mean, I was 100%. The answer is cooking. People think they're such good cooks.

They can compete with Bobby Flay. But I can't believe people really think that. Emerald and Rachel Ray. Bam. I'm out. I have no more. The Italian girl. Guy Ferrari.

He's a guy. All right, here we go. We're now to coin flip. This is your last chance, Lindsay. It's 50-50. Pioneer woman. Do you want heads or tails? Head.

Heds. Amy, you got a look out on the ground. I flipped it onto the ground. She picks heads. It is? No. No. No.

No. Yeah. All right, Lindsay. Dang. Sorry, Lindsay. I give you a chance. One more chance. The 100-sided dice.

One and a hundred. Oh, boy. Y'all are going to believe this. Cooking I had in my head. Lindsay, pick it number one through 100. Did you? 44. It's 50.

Oh. So close. All right, Lindsay. Dang. It happens. We gave her a lot of chances. I even gave her, don't pick Eddie. You can have every other answer.

Any answer in the world. Wow. Lindsay, thank you for listening. I'm sorry you didn't win this morning. That's okay. Thanks. All right, bye-bye. I can't give it to her legally and I don't want to go to jail.

Good call. Thank you. you. What are you going to say, Amy? I just said, Eddie does that. He says every time, I've never get it, but I've got it this time. Because I've never gotten it. Right, I know. And that's why we call it. Never going to get it. Thank you.

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on the app, join their neighbors club. Every time you shop, you'll earn points toward rewards to spoil yourself or your pets. Shop now online, in store, and on the tractor supply app. Guy bought a ventriloquist doll four years ago, and the doll's haunted. The doll's mouth opens and closes, even though it doesn't actually work. It just does it by itself. What? Right. So if you use the little thing in the back of it to open a close its mouth. It doesn't work, but the mouth still does it anyway. And so he also says that bad things have happened with Uncle Herb, which is what he's calling the doll. Burn it. Do you believe that something like this could be haunted, a ventriloquist

doll or anything? I don't think so, but I would burn it just in case. I was him. You'd burn it. I'd burn it. I'd burn it. Throw it in a lake. It's from the mirror. Can something be haunted, Eddie? No chance. This is. some kind of scientific explanation of why that mouth moves, probably gravity or some magnet nearby or something. So you don't believe anything can be haunted? Like we can. No, no, no, no, no, like an item.

No, no, no chance, no chance, no chance, no chance, Amy. No. No chance, but burning just in case. Lunchbox? Yes, 100%. Houses can be haunted. This thing can be haunted. I'm going to eliminate you from this thing. Yeah, because he has a experience. I mean, I've been a haunted house. It's haunted.

You just said the right thing. I believe that things can have such bad things. attached to them that may, I don't know. But you two are big non-believers, so here's what we've done here on the show. Oh, great. Mike and I have gone, Mike, can you please put up what we just paid for? Uh-oh. What y'all paid for?

So we bought something off of eBay that's haunted. What is it? I paid for it myself. Suckers are going to have to live with an item in your house. I'll do it. What is it? So, this little guy that we bought was a collection, was part of a collection of dolls. Okay.

The long story short, the owner of the doll said she swore, she always felt strange about him. Sometimes his shoes would be off by themselves after she'd put him on and nobody else could pull him off. And that bad things were happening to her when he was in the house. So, hey, what kind of bad things? It's called the crying boy. I have bought the crying boy. I will not bring it in the studio. Hey, Mike, we're not.

No in studio. But you too, Amy and Eddie will compete in the loser. We'll compete tomorrow. The loser has to take the crying boy home with them for a week and put it in their house. house. Oh my goodness. No, this makes me think my daughter, Stasheera, has watched this movie with Katie Holmes. It's like the boy

two or something. I don't know. No, this doll is freaky. Morgan, are you scared of dolls like this? Do you think it could be home? Yes, I absolutely. Your call to. No. Okay, but all right. If I, if the doll, if I get the doll, I'm burning it. No. After a week, that's fine. No. Uh-uh. You just said

it didn't matter. Well, wait, what happened? happens and we get it no matter what. Well, you're ready. We'll play a game tomorrow. Oh, the game. The doll should be in early next week and you just keep it in your house for a week. No, I can't. I have children.

You can't say no. I have children too. He's got double the children you have. Lots of children. Tomorrow on the show, competition. Luser takes it off. Hey, what happened to her though? When she said bad stuff started happening. You guys said nothing's happening.

That's why you got put up. Never mind. Take it back. No. Don't take it back. Does she almost get murderism? Oh, Bobby got him. You can't make me.

He set that him up. Have the doll. No. Then don't lose. Yeah. I'd say put in your car, which almost wrecked out all the time anyway. It can stay in the car.

We'll do it tomorrow. We'll play the game tomorrow. I won't park in my garage, though. No, no, no, house. Just don't lose the game tomorrow. What's the game, bones? I don't know. We haven't made it up yet.

We just wanted to see who would fall for the... Not fall for it. Let's see who didn't believe in it, because it doesn't matter. Then you can take it home. Doesn't matter. You didn't believe in it. Tomorrow.

And now they both sound terrifying. Yeah, no. Okay, Eddie, then why don't you just take it? Nah, no, no, no, no. If you're big man, I did say, I'm burning just in case. You keep saying it's not true, just take the doll, play your house. No, let's play the game. Take it off.

It'll be fun. It'll be fun and we play the game. I think we just decided. Eddie's taking the doll. Negative, Amy, stop it. Okay, tomorrow we'll decide. Yes. It's called.

What's it called again? The Crying Boy. Oh, boy. All right, tomorrow morning. We'll see who takes home the crying boy for a week. All right, thank you guys. There's something for everyone on Discovery Plus. The Streaming Home for Armchair to

detectives, nature fans, and anyone who loves 90-day fiancé. Stream true crime, documentaries, relationships, and so much more for as low as 499. Discovery Plus, start your free trial. Terms apply. This is a voicemail we got from Peggy. Hey, Bobby, I live in Charleston, and there are two country stations, and in the morning on the other one, it says, The only live show in Charleston, no bones about it. I wonder why they say that.

You guys make me so happy every day So thanks for what you're doing A lot of stations have done that No Bones about it Like they're referencing me without They should just go We're the only show of people in Charleston And Bobby Bohn sucks

Like you should just say it They're all They're all Yes, one of the two Like go for it Like either punch Chris Rock in the face Or don't do anything Don't slap up

So my point is Just say it We don't like Bobby Bolls Bones. You can listen to our station, but also Peggy, thank you for listening. Yeah, like, say it, right? Say it or does say nothing at all? I'd rather than say it. Me too. For sure. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So a new study found that your coworkers might actually like to hear your thoughts on how bad they are at their job.

All right, everybody sits still here we go. Let's go first. As long as it's constructive criticism, which I think not too long ago, we went around the room and we sort of did just that, just like this whole little activity. And I was like, oh, and it turns out from this study that people are more receptive to feedback than you think. So go ahead and let your coworkers know how you feel. People don't like criticism. If you get to choose, you don't choose criticism. But it's not if people like it or not. It's how people deal with it or respond to it. Nobody likes criticism. But some people respond better to direction. That's what I would say. But I never I love getting criticized. Well, but I would like to know feedback so that then I can do a better

job. You are good at that. I'd rather people be happy with me. You do. You respond well, not to criticism, but to feedback. And it's the same thing that I'd say different. All right? So does anybody have anything they want to say about anybody? We do not. No, we don't. Okay, so Southwest Airlines has unveiled a new one-a-getaway type ticket. It's called want a getaway plus, which will be a little bit more expensive than the current cheapest ticket, but a big perk will be that you can transfer the flight credits, like to anybody. Like, you could just say, oh, if you want this, you can't do that now. You can't currently do that.

You have to book it for them, which this would have come in handy that time that I bought a ticket off a stranger and I had to go over to his house and book the ticket. And you went deep in his house by yourself. Well, his office was in the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, but I was like, oh, this would have come in handy there. So that's something cool. And just a little tip.

Check and see if you have travel funds when you're flying, because they're hidden. Like if you had to cancel a flight, they're not just readily available next time you book a flight. You have to go digging for them. In your emails. Yeah. Yeah. I wish they kept them, because I have a lot of Southwest flights that, because we're doing a show or weather or for some reason it gets moved. And so if I don't go digging for them, they just disappear. They should keep it on their site. I agree. It should be when you book a flight. Hey, do you want to use your travel funds that are available? And I want to be like, yes, thank you. I would. But no, they're like, oh, FYI, your travel funds are about to expire. And lastly, a Nebraska football.

football coach is being charged with child abuse after giving students free punches to another student. Yeah, he pulled a kid out of line, held him back with his arms and told the other kids, hey, free hits as you go by, free punches. Sounds like a newsie from the 20s. Get your punches here. Extra. Extra. Extra. Yeah, that's crazy. This coach, Craig Schmunker Pepper, he's 50 years old. And he made. Well, that's how they said do it back in the day. I mean, what? If he's found guilty, he faces anywhere from no time behind bars to a maximum of three years and or a fine of up to $10,000. I'm sure what he was doing was joking, not a funny joke, and you can't do that.

But I don't think he should go to jail if it was like, all right, guys, get your, what do you call it? Frog. Yeah, frog. I don't know, maybe suspended from school. I don't know. Jail seems like a blow much, huh? The incident was captured on the school's video cameras. And if they were, if he was like holding them,

like when you hold somebody when you're like fighting then he should go to jail but I can't imagine a coach doing something that dumb right? He's rough day for him yeah probably For him, I'm not the kid Rough day for the kid, you get help by the coach Sorry, the kid too But clearly I think like something else might be going in his life

That's leading to poor decisions on his part Man I feel bad for that kid And I hope the coach was doing it as a joke And if not then he should get some real trouble All right, thank you Amy I'm Amy, that's my pile That was Amy's pile of story If you're ready for your next job, trust your local experts at Express Employment Professionals.

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He finds bikes that are broken down and he fixes them. We got nothing to do with those bikes. So he got with this charity that works with former inmates. And it was like, hey, they get out of prison. They need a way to get to work. We can't buy them a car, but guess what? We can get him a bicycle. They can pedal to work.

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