The Bobby Bones Show - Easy Music Trivia + Amy's $30,000 Check + Lunchbox's Lemonade Controversy

Episode Date: August 16, 2017

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Good morning. Welcome to Wednesday show. Good morning, studio. Morning. Man, how's everybody doing? Amy, you good? Great. Lunchbox?

Looking good. That's half the battle. Is it? That is. Did your wife still find you super hot? Does she tell you lunchbox that you're hot? Oh, she tells me, oh, you look so good sometimes. I was like, oh, you look good today.

Yeah, but not every day. She's not like, oh, my gosh, you're a drop-dead gorgeous today. But I know she's thinking it when she sees me. Do you think that she thinks you're a really great-looking guy? Yeah, absolutely. And I think when I come home, like, from my soccer game and I'm in my, you know, shin guards, and I got my jersey and I'm sweating and kind of, you know, maybe got some dirt on it from getting knocked down. She's like, man, that's pretty rugged and tough.

You think when you come in from playing co-ed rec soccer, that's when she's into it? it. Yeah. I think she's into it then because she's like, man, I look good. So, okay, this is a question. When you're significant of the other doing what, you're kind of like, all right, all right. Amy, we know when he wears his uniform. Well, yeah, but he's bitten

out of the Air Force for a while, so he doesn't do that. Oh, you know, but he didn't put it on anymore? Are you sad? No, but I did used to like it when he came home from work in his flight suit. It was pretty awesome because it was every day. You know? No, I don't, but.

But now it's more like, you know, when he mows the yard. Okay. Okay. Eddie? Man, let me tell you. When my wife gets back from running errands in her yoga pants, I'm like, what? Oh. Man, she looks so good in those yoga pants.

And it's just everyday wear, you know, she's got those long sleeve tank top. Like the long, I guess, goes over her butt a little bit. But, man, she's got those yoga pants. I like it. Amy, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have used that tone. I just am jealous that your husband gets wear a flight suit. Sorry.

Okay. No problem. You forgive me? I do. Mine's probably when my girlfriend's, like, has a guitar on in front of thousands of people playing songs. Well, yeah. That's pretty dominating. Yeah.

She's a rock star, dude. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Like, I'm not going to lie. She's up there just shredding away. And everybody's just like, wow, that's pretty cool. What, like, what about you on the flip side? Probably when we're making out. Like, what?

Okay. Wait, the flip side means like, what about your wife are you attracted to? Oh, I thought you meant like, no, I think she's got, I mean, I'm like, yeah, we're making an outfit. Like, what does she wear? I know, I mean, it counts if that's what you think. Right, that's when I'm. So you are, you think she looks the best when she's making out with people? Your eyes open when you're making out with her?

Oh, sometimes, I'll check to see if she's checking. All right. I'm out. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Close to 150 dogs were rescued by the National Humane Society from South Korea because they had this big slaughterhouse and they used the meat for food. The rescue dogs were like, you know, rough, rough, rough. And they flew in and said, hey, we'll buy all the dogs.

Got them all out there. Got them all out of there and shipped them all back. Now they're on Wisconsin. They're caring for the dogs. Boom. Crazy, right? Yeah. Culture is different.

Totally crazy. Like, I wonder if they would do that to cows. Right. like India. They're like, we just send a rescue group to save all the cows that Americans are made for hamburgers. Like, I love dogs, so I see this and I go, wow. But I ate a cow.

Yeah. Is there a little hypocrisy there? Maybe. We've domesticated here. Like, I don't know. Do they even have them as pets over there at all? Because then that would be what makes it weird. Well, listen, I have some friends who grew up on farms and they had pigs as pets.

I know. Until they didn't. Golly. Oh. I know. Until breakfast the next day. Well, not the next day, but yeah. But to the humane society and the person who donated to go save the dogs, I love dogs.

So for me, I see you guys. I see you. Newspaper. Now, this is an Ireland-based newspaper. But you know how we in America are like, oh, we can never eat frog legs or we can never eat random animals? Sure. They did that about American food. What?

Because they don't understand the things that we eat, the same way we don't understand things that other people eat. I love to do with that. Yeah, like what? Number one. Pump. Pumpkin pie. Yum. Delicious.

And Ireland's pumpkins are purely aesthetic. Like, they don't eat pumpkin, so that's weird to them. Okay. Now, again, this is that, we also have things that we think are weird to eat. Yeah, like cricket tacos. Pastrami sandwiches. Too much meat for one sandwich. Sloppy Joe.

We don't even know what sloppy Joe is. You know, neither we in America, as a matter of fact, to be honest with you, we don't, but we don't care. Yeah. I mean, as a kid, Mammwich was one of the food. Yeah. Spreadable and spray cheese. Because they don't understand what kind of sandwich requires spreadable cheese. Okay.

I'm not big into the spray cheese either. You mean like in a can, like cheese whiz? It's easy and it's fun. But I always feel like there's some kind of chemical. I don't know what it is. Yes, there's not some kind. There is. Okay, I don't know for sure.

Tater tots. They don't eat tater tots. Okay. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Mm. And then finally. deep dish pizza because they don't understand

why the ingredients are upside down. What? Yeah, they also mentioned root beer because it tastes like cough medicine. So that's American stuff that they don't get. Interesting. Now, before you hate on them,

realize we don't get all their stuff either. Yeah. For good reason. Ireland. Yeah, they're some weird stuff. We're right and they're wrong? Yeah. I'm down with that.

Yeah, yeah. All right, time for your Wednesday good news. We all tell you something good in a segment we call. call, tell me something good. All right, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Randy Garman had the scare of his life.

He went in to pick up a go order. He was like, okay, gotta get some food. He came out, his car was stolen. Now you're like, oh, man. His dog was in the car. Oh, no. That's the worst part. He called 911.

It's like, I lost my car. I lost my dog. They found his car in a parking lot. the dog was in the car alive. Oh, thank goodness. How about that? That's crazy. Like, really, I just,

I worry more about the dog's in the car in that situation. Me too. And then the car being left somewhere and it's still hot out, the dog could be, you know? Crazy. Amy, you're up. So Glinda Dixon, she had several problems. She was homeless living in her car,

which her car broke down, and because of it, she wasn't going to make it to her job interview. Well, this guy, Andy Moore, saw her, you know, stranded on the side of the road, and his father was a fireman, and he taught him, if you see a car straightened on the side of the road, you pull over if you can help. Well, not only did he help her, like, get her car fixed completely because he found out she was homeless and living in it.

But then he gave her a place to live. He had a vacant apartment. No charge until she can get back on her feet, get the job, start paying for things. But, like, pretty cool. Lunchbox. There's this 18-year-old girl. She's about to start college. She's really nervous about her first day.

But she's excited to share college with her 82-year-old grandpa. He dropped out in the 50s, and since she's going to college, he decided he's going to go back and get his degree. Wow, they're doing it together. Yep. That's awesome. Dang. That's tell me something good. Come on, Bobby Bones Show.

Our audio producer, Raymond, he sits in a glass room just so you can know how we see each other. There's a big glass wall between us, and we only see each other. So we have all these hand gestures, and he cuts up all the audio that you hear. And he always has some funny stories because Ray goes out. He lives life. Well, we all agree Raymond lives life? Yeah. Yeah. He is the party king of the show.

Okay. Still, like, he's party boy 2017, right? But he goes out and he gets in an Uber, and I guess the guy's playing weird music the whole time. Oh, I mean, it was probably the most bizarre Uber I've ever had. So he records the guy's radio as he's sitting in the back seat. What is this trumpet song? He asked them. Did he know?

No, Trump. I wonder what the rule is being an Uber driver. I would think. If you want high ratings, you probably just put it on either the pop or the new country station. Like you try to put it on the thing that most people will like. Right. Or like the Bob or Tom FM or whatever that is. I would think that this would not be popular amongst most writers.

What is this trumpet song? No, Trump. What was the answer to do you know? He said it was some other, it wasn't trumpet. It was something, I don't know. Yeah, we heard that part. But, thanks for breaking that down for us.

I would think on your own time, before you pick someone up, you listen to your favorite. But then whenever somebody gets in, you're like, I'll probably play Blake Shill. And plays him some beats or something, you know what I mean?

Did you give him five stars? I gave him five stars, no tip. The music was just a little awkward and he didn't do good on my directions. I was telling him like a back alley way to go, and he just would go according to his GPS. And I'm like,

if I have better directions for you, then your GPS, you should follow me. Oh, well. I mean, that's usually my rule. I mean, that's when I'll tip. And I'll also tip if they have waters, if there's maybe some candies in the back. It was a pretty quick ride.

I totally get that. But if they want the tip now that Uber's added the $1 tip thing, you probably should do some extra stuff, not just play random music and then not be that accommodating. So no candy, no water, and extra trumpet equals no tip. True? True. And you had a question for them.

Here we go. What is this trumpet song? Bobby Bones Show Boney up the day This story comes to us from Alberta, Canada There's this man that loves collecting cars Working on him, restoring them And he has like $3 million worth of antique cars in his barn

Only problem is he didn't have insurance I saw this Didn't have insurance There was a fire in the barn All the cars burned Gone He said 40 years of work Down the drain

Oh. No insurance. I mean, how do you have that much of something and not protect it? And if you don't have enough money to protect it, then sell one little pieces to protect the rest of it, right? Isn't that just logic? But that wouldn't be a bonehead, I guess, if you were logical. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story today.

Yeah, that one hurt to see a little bit. Man. Come on, y'all. We like to play a game called Easy Trivia. We're going to play easy music. Music trivia. Oh, dear. So I'll ask you an easy music trivia question.

Amy, lunchbox, answer the question. Okay. What's been the number one best-selling country album this year? So far. Easy music trivia. The number one best-selling country album this year. I'm in for the win. I'm in.

Need the name of the album, Amy? It's the name of the album. Go ahead. Oh, it's a good song. I did song. That's not the question. Shoot, I did Body Like a Back Road. Lunchbox?

The name of the album is Body Like a Back Road. We did the same thing. It's Chris Stapleton from a room. Oh. Wrong artist. One song. Do you imagine if Chris Stapleson sang Body Like a Back Road? He'd probably crush it.

Oh, I know. It'd be amazing. Just be a little different. Hips like honey. Took me six weeks. Just like six weeks. With a braids and a head. Black Cadillac seats.

Man, you sound like Phantom with the opera. Yeah, what are you doing? That's my Chris Hamilton. Amy's riffing with us. I can rip. I know. Okay. All right.

All right, go. What's the best-selling country band of all time? I'm in. Easy music trivia. The best selling country band of all time. I'm in for the win. Okay. Is that Brown Band?

Lunchbox. I'm my boys from Z.B. Alabama. If you're going to play. It's a matter of time. 46.5 million U.S. units sold. Is it because they're older? They've definitely had more time to sell, yeah.

That's the answer. Most of all times mean because they're older. I know. I guess we should have. Rarely are the all-timers like 19. Hey, some of these people, I don't know. Number three. An axe is also known as what instrument.

Oh, come on. Easy music trivia. An axe is known. I've been dominating this trivia. I'm in for the win. You have zero right. An axe. And so does Amy.

Amy has zero right. Go ahead. An axe. Okay. An axe. Electric guitar. Lunchbox. It's a guitar.

I'll accept both those answers. That is correct. All right. We have two more questions. Give my axe. It's tie. How about? Who's the lead singer of queen?

Who was? The lead singer of queen. Oh, that's easy. That's the original. Good technicality there. Thank you. Because I was confused. Dang.

I didn't. Stop it. Living or this for Who was the lead singer of Queen? Easy music trivia. I'm in for them weird. Man, I'm going to get so much hate for this if this is wrong. Amy?

Boy, George. What on earth? Wow. What in the world did you go on with that? Yeah, you might get a little hate on that one. I mean, that's why I'm glad you clarified who was. Yeah. Because Freddie Mercury.

Oh, that's it. That's it. Wait, wait. Time to say it again. Freddie Mercury. What? Freddie Mercury. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That's what I said. Oh, okay. Boy George was Culture Club and then Boy George. Thank you. I knew he was in a band. I knew he had died. That's why when you were like, oh, man.

But did Boy George die? No, he's still alive. He's still alive. He's still kicking it. Yeah, he is. He looks nothing like he used to. That's why so much of me felt so wrong about that answer. Okay.

Lifebox's at 101. I give you one final question. Yeah. Easy music tribute. Who's the best-selling. musical duo of all time. Who knows a lot of duo? Country? No, all time. All duos.

Duo. All time. All time. So it's not Dan and Che. I'm in. I'm gonna go a little more. I'm in for the win. It's not Megan and Liz. Oh, wait. I think I know who it is. Can I change? You can't. Not be out of your end. No! No!

Someone just hit me like, oh, that can be good. What do you have written down? I got Simon and Garfunkel. That's a pretty good guess. That's a really good guess. That's all I got. What would you have said, though? I would have said, Marie and Danny Osmond!

Oh, would you like to change your answer? Now is there a sign Garfunkel. They thought in my head last minute. They found out of my head because they're really popular. I don't have either of those. Good. Because he's wrong on both of them. First of all, the Osmans would have been a thing of the family.

Whatever. No, you're wrong. Amy, go ahead. I'm going to go with my good friends. and oats. That's all right. All right, tiebreaker. Tie breakers!

Tie breakers! I want it dramatic. Play it for the dramatic. Let's see who gets the closest. Closest wins. Okay. How many members are in the Zach Brown band? I'm in.

How many members? You heard the way. You're acting dumb. Excuse me? Oh, say it again? Well, I'm in for the win. All right. Amy, what do you have?

Seven. Lunchbox, what do you have? Sorry. It's seven. Oh, it's eight. You tied. Okay, how about this one? Yeah, Amy, good job.

Yeah. No, you didn't get it right. Speed round. Oh, speed, that means yell. Y'all your name or the answer? Yeah, y'all your name. Okay. What country singer had the nickname the man in black?

Amy. Lunchbox. No. No. Lunchbox. Oh, I know. Oh, come on, boys. I know.

Oh, Juddy. Yeah. Oh, man, John. Dang. I'm being in. What's wrong with you? I'm being everywhere, man. That's what's wrong with me?

I'm a band of black. He is wearing black today. Okay, that's it. I mean, Mark Brooks. I mean, God has probably worn black before. Yeah, all right. Lunchbox, congratulations, bye. Woo.

The Bobby Bones show. We have our crew here. We have like the four main people. It's Amy, myself, lunchbox, Eddie. But also sitting at the table is our new girl who does digital. And right now she doesn't really have a name. She's just Morgan number two. But did you know she's a vegetarian?

What? I didn't. Why haven't you told me that? I don't know. I just, I've been vegetarians of eight, so it's just kind of normal. Eight years old. Wow. I feel like we've been talking recipes and food so much, like amongst each other. I feel like I would know that about you. As a kid at eight. Yeah, why at eight? Did you decide that? I was eating a hamburger, like, from a fast food place, and my sister told me where it came from. So I, like, threw it out the window. It was declared I didn't want to eat meat anymore. Oh, wow. Isn't that tough as a kid, though, to be on, like, fourth grade, fifth grade? to not eat meat? Yeah, it was, but I really loved animals. I, like, didn't know any better.

I was like, that's gross. I don't want to eat an animal. So you haven't had meat at all? No, like, I've tried to eat chicken again, but it just doesn't work. Never had a steak. Interesting. But you eat like crap, though, still. Yeah.

So it's not that you're like, Amy, you just eat greens and you're like, oh, give me some leaves. No. I go to a restaurant and I eat, like, all the appetizers. Like, I eat a lot of fried food. And, like, mac and cheese? Yes, methane cheese, grilled cheese, cheese pizza. Oh my gosh. A lot of cheese.

You're not vegan, obviously, because that's milk from a cow. No, I don't think I could do without cheese. But yeah, she's vegetarian since eight years old. Wow. The since eight years old thing is crazy. And you stuck with it. I mean, you straight up through the hamburger out the window and you're like, okay. That's quite the commitment today.

Anyway, we still don't have a name for her. What do you guys call her? Morgan. She's in my phone as Morgan number two. She's at my phone is digital Morgan. So I always will type, because we have our, Morgan is our main producer. And then we have another Morgan now. And so now it's like, I don't know.

Do we do like vegetarian? Oh, veggie girl. Oh. What's going to happen is something organically is going to come up. We can't assign her a name. Okay. Yeah, I just call her hey. Yeah, you don't call her name?

No. Hey. Why? Because she's a girl. No. What does that do with her being a girl? I'm just asking. Because she's new.

Because she hates everybody. No, because you said don't call her Morgan. so I have to call her something so hey. I never said don't call her Morgan. I just called her Morgan a second again. There he goes, making stuff up again. This dude, fake news. Fake news.

That's you all the time. Fake news. Hashtack, fake news. Fake code. It's the Bobby Bones show. Casey and Georgia. Hey, good morning. Good morning.

What's happening? Good morning. I called to tell you guys a little story. All right. Gather around the radio, everybody. Gather around the radio to story time from Casey and Georgia. Casey, go ahead. A couple of months ago, I guess it was around May.

I went in, or I was actually on my way to a job interview, and somebody else called in. They were going to a job interview, and you, like, played Seven Nation Army. And it got me, like, all pumped. I was so excited. Like, I don't think you guys realize little things you do, like, make a difference for more than one person. And I actually got the job, and I start this week because it's pre-planning. We're going back to school. and I'm so happy

and I wanted you guys to know that that meant a lot that little Seven Nation Army song got me ready to go I really appreciate you guys and I was so sad I could not call in yesterday

well let me rewind for a second it's always interesting when someone else because I mean obviously I wasn't talking to you but you were doing exactly what the caller was doing was going for a job interview and I always say That song to me, it can be any song, but that song to me, to be in a headspace to where you need to be quick and not nervous, you have to pull your heart rate down. And that song to me, that Seven Nation Army is the song that I go to.

But I also say things like when you go into an interview, if you can put that interview on their hills by asking them questions, like you can get the advantage. Like, did you do things like that? I always wonder if things I say matter, like resonate, if they work. I actually did. because he started to lead the interview and then he started talking about different things that I could be doing and I was like, Bobby said ask questions,

ask questions, Casey and I did. I did ask questions. I love it that you refer to yourself as your third person. Like you're like, Casey, you ask questions. Should have talked with themselves. I like that. Oh, I'm talking to myself. All good teachers talk to themselves.

All seriousness, congratulations. I'm really happy for you. And I'm going to be honest with it. It makes me feel cool that you were able to take something from the show, not just that, something I said, but maybe it's something Amy or lunchbox says, and that it could positively affect your life. That's what we try to do on the show, and I appreciate you sharing that with us. Dang, she came with it already. I appreciate you.

Have a great day, guys. Have a great day, too. Good luck with the job. Thank you. Bye, Casey. How about that? That's cool. Show. Recommend a TV show right now. Younger. Oh, yeah, you're into that, huh? It's not TV land. Totally into it. It is on TV land. I personally watch it on Hulu. But I binge watch Season 1 and 2 and what has been up of

Season 3, and now I'm caught up, so I have to wait for the week-to-week release. It's where Hillary Duff is in it. She's in her 40s, and she's acting like she's in her 20s. Yeah, because she can't get a job in her 40s. So if she presents herself as younger and hipper and cooler, suddenly she gets a job. And Hillary Duff's her friend, her cool friend. That's funny. They're co-workers. And, Ann, it's good. me and a couple of my girlfriends were totally into it.

Who do you identify more with, the older or the younger? The older. Yeah. Eddie was telling me about some show called Abstract on Netflix. Yeah, I saw it on Netflix, and I've seen it for a while, but it's about these creatives designers in the world. Like the guy that creates most Nike shoes in the air Jordan, he's one of them, a guy that creates all the covers for the New Yorker.

So it's kind of like a docu-series. Yeah, and man, it inspired me. I'm not a painter or anything, but I want to paint. now. Like, it's so cool and just the way they think is amazing. I've been watching

this new show called Game of Thrones. Oh, man, I heard that's crazy about. Tell us about it. It's new, too new. I don't feel comfortable recommending it yet.

Where do you watch that? Yeah, no, it's just my friends put it on in front of my living room. They come and react it out. Oh, that's cool. Watch the box of a show? Yeah, I'm into Veep.

It's so good. It is hysterical. HBO? Yes, my wife loves it. I love it. We sit there and we just laugh and laugh. So good.

Yeah, about Corny. What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? A tidal wave. That was the morning corny. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Motion. Amy's husband's birthday's coming up.

Big 4-0. Yeah, turn 40. Wow. I didn't realize he was 40. Midlife crisis or no? No, he hasn't shown any signs of midlife crisis, but he has started making comments about his 40-year-old body and that he feels like it's in pretty good shape for being almost 40.

You know? And he's like looking for that affirmation for me too. That like I agree like, hey, like yeah, for 40 you do look good. And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, you do. And he's like, so just for 40 I look good or I look good. Oh, no. No, you look good. And he's like, because I'm pretty sure, like, he was saying this as he just got home from the gym.

He's like, pretty sure my almost 40-year-old self could totally, like, beat up my 30-year-old self. Like, if they were to get in a fight, he's like, I'm way more, I guess he feels stronger and, like, more in shape than he was at 30. But then he really starts digging deep. And he's like, but man, there's no way I could beat up my 20-year-old self. Because he's like, I was in legit shape then. I'm like, well, you were at the Air Force Academy. Like, you had to work out every day. Like, you played football.

Like, it was a different time, you know? It's a thing, huh? It's like a thing. Like, I was having to tell him, like, it's okay. You couldn't beat up your 20-year-old self. It's fine. Like, you're in really good shape right now. And he's like, but just in life or for 40?

I'm like, in life. That's kind of a midlife crisis. Yeah, I mean, but he's not like going out and buying crazy things or like doing anything, but he just is making weird comments to where I'm like, oh my gosh, you look great. You sound like a girl. But then totally the guy version because it's not like, oh, do these jeans look as good that they did when I was 30? It's like, could I beat myself up when I was 30?

You know, like it's just, it is weird. Do you feel like you are better now than you were 10 years ago? Lunchbox. No. You don't. No, it hurts. Like, I mean, I'm with Amy's husband. I sit there and I'm like, man.

No, but he does think he's better. Yeah, he thinks he's better than 10 years ago. Yeah, he's like I could beat up my 30-year-old self. Do you think you're better looking physically than 10 years ago? Oh Yeah, I look pretty good I mean, I'm a pretty good looking dude And I think I've aged really well

So I would say I'm good looking But my body is not the same Like I can't like I hurt more When I sit down I get tight But I look pretty darn good Eddie, our video producer No No

I had more hair when I was 30 I was definitely stronger when I was 30 I could kick my butt My 30-year-old self could just knock me out in one punch right now. What about me? Do you feel like I'm better now or when I was 30? Now? Yeah, me too.

I feel like I'd just take care of myself better. Yeah, and that's the same thing with my husband. We take better care of ourselves. You have better hair now. Your 30-year-old hair was out of control. No, that it was in then. No, no. The big poof was never in.

Yeah, well, dude, that big carly hair was. That mop-top was not in. Oh, you be quiet. No than you guys ever. Yeah, your buzz pet now. I'm not hate. You're in Bunch cuts, Benice in the 50s. I'm not hating.

But Bobby, I mean, I can say that about you, but how do you feel? I feel like I just take better care of myself. I don't know if I look better. You do. But thank you very much. I feel like I take better care of myself. Tell your husband, he looks great. He does look great.

And we all agree he could beat himself up 10 years ago. It's the Bobby Bones show. Apparently in Lunchbox's neighborhood, there are two lemonade stands run by two different sets of kids. Oh, it's a turf war. Oh. I don't know what to do. I'm nervous for these kids because something's going to happen. They're on the same street, three houses down, opposite sides of the street.

And you think it's going to end up bad. I mean, bad, bad, bad, because one is going to see a line of customers and be like, I've got to do something to sabotage them because one, it looks like it's a brother's sister and the other one's just a girl. So I don't know. I don't know what to do. I'm worried about the safety of the neighborhood, the safety of the kids. Like, which one do you go to? Well, if I'm being honest, the guy with two, the two kids, brother and sister, they have a better product.

Oh, they do. The brother's sister, it tastes more like lemonade. The other one just kind of tastes like water. But you've supported both, clearly. I've supported both, but I've been to the brother's sister more because they have a better product. But I just see that other little girl probably going to get mad and go over there in the middle of the night, trash their stand. Are they leave it every night? Yeah.

What's a good cup of lemonade cost nowadays? 50 cents. For both of them? Yeah, it's about to say, I think 50 cents for both stands, if I remember correctly, or maybe I tip 25 cents at one stand. Yay, Kendall Jenner. I'm a nice guy like that. But they are out there working hard, and I think it's going to end badly. Someone's going to get mad.

Someone's going to get their feelings hurt. I mean, can't they maybe combine businesses? Oh, merger. Yeah, merger. Yeah, you know, like we have Taco Bell KFC in the same building. Like, why don't we just do one stand and then they split the profits? don't know. It's hard to watch. But at a young age, at least they're

learning the art of competition. Isn't it in school time, though, just about? It's pretty much sure. He's probably going to shut down anyway. They're there on the weekends. I got a Saturday afternoon you drive by and there they are out there and get your lemonade, get your lemonade. But the one girl doesn't have anybody to help her, so she's just standing at the tape. Maybe you should go help her. Good idea, Amy. Yeah.

Yeah, that's not creepy. In that you're always looking for investments, like. How old are you? Seven? I'm Uncle Lunchbox. Let's change things up. Let's do snow cones with a diaper changing station. I got a baby changing station in the house.

I've been waiting to use for years. How much money you got? She's like, I'm six. Let us know how it goes. Maybe you should invest in one of them. And that's your business. Sharpe tank that. I'll talk to them, see if they're interested.

But only talk to them for another adult run. Just see the vibe. I'll see if they're ready to break and morning. The 90 phone show. Eddie got mad at his waiter. Have you guys heard this story yet? Of course Eddie got mad at someone in the service industry. Lunchbox, you would be too.

Okay, hold on. I forgot about the lunchbox. You mean that Eddie is like... Yeah, Eddie has no... Chronically gets mad at servers. Yeah. Customer service is important to me. Eddie's our video producer.

Been married for 11 years. Yeah, 11 years. Two kids. Maybe 12. Oh, gosh. I've got to figure that out. What happened? So we're just sitting down to eat.

We sit down, the waiter comes up, and he looks right at my wife. wife. He's like a Latin guy. He's got an accent. Aren't you a Latin guy? Yeah, yeah, but I don't talk like the way he did. He talked like this. And he looks at my wife and goes, good evening my love, and gives her the menu. Then he looks at all of us. Me and

my kids, he goes, good evening, guys. And I was like, what? Okay, no big deal. Whatever, right? We eat. We're waiting for our food. Our food comes. She gets her chicken. It's in the shape of a heart. I'm not kidding. Chicken breasts can be, though.

Oh, yeah, so he split it perfectly Where it looked like a heart like this bones And I finally tell my wife I throw my force up, that's it What, do you notice, do you realize He's like, oh, totally, is he totally hitting on me? I'm like, yes, he's hitting on you. He called you my love.

He gives you the chicken in the shape of a heart. You realize he just wants a tip. Yeah, that's all he's doing. You want a tip? Don't hit on my wife. I'm paying, obviously. Is that what you wrote on your receipt? Tip. Tip.

Lay off my wife. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Again, let me just play server's advocate. Go ahead. As a server myself for many years. If a wife comes in with a husband and kids, I know she's off limits. So I'm going to play to her.

That's who you play to. You do? Of course. How about the kids? How about like, hey, little guys, what are you all going to eat? Like, no, you go straight to the wife and be like, my love, nice shirt you have there. Like, get, I. Did he talk about our clothes?

No, he just said my love. Okay, now you're adding to it. Yes, of course, but he's probably adding to it anyway. And now he's like Russian or something. I have a picture of the chicken. If he dies, he dies. Now he's running. Yeah, Rocky for.

He's not the cook. He's the server. Like, maybe the cook is into her. You don't think he went to the cook and be like, can you make that in the shape of a heart? No, Eddie. Flore my love. The server's got to play to somebody. And there's no risk in flirting with a wife with the husband and two kids here.

There is risk if he flirts with you. There's risk. Not with her. lunchbox. And you got to be like, yeah, and she's coming home with me. What on? She's coming home with Daddy. You got to be proud of that.

Like my wife is hot. People are, even if he is into her, who cares? Be like, I'm glad he recognized she's a hottie. Extra tip. I wouldn't say it in lunchbox's words like haughty and daddy, but he is on to something. It should make you feel as the husband like, oh, wow. Why are you so threatened by service industry people all the time? It's not, like, customer service.

You're always like angry with them. You want good service. You have to complain. Sometimes. Did you complain? Nope. How much did you tip him? What percentage? Normal, 20%. Oh. No way. I did. I sure did. I'm saying no way that's normal for you. Oh, 20%. Yeah.

Amy tell you about checks she got for $30,000. What? $30,000. It was sent to her husband, but what's his and yours? Yeah, I know. And it was in one of those checks. Do you know, like when you get your check and you have to fold it on the dotted lines and then rip it apart? Open up just like a legit check to you would get. So I ripped off one side and then I was like, oh, this is for my husband. So then I was able to just like, you know, press it together where I could peek in and see what it was. And all I saw was 3-0 comma zero zero.

Dang. Daddy. Daddy. I was like, we're about to get. Hey. Come to mommy. Yeah. I don't know what this is for.

So I'm like, I don't know. Refund. Something we sold. I don't know. What is this? So I'm like, text my husband. I'm like, left to get a little treat for when you get home, you know? don't do that to your husband

because he doesn't think it's something else because he did. Like naked stuff? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He thought. I mean, what are you thinking? I don't know. I think he thought like I was going to be on the counter when he got home.

Yeah. I mean, I was still with a $30,000. I mean, to be honest, though. Yeah, that's my point. But I was like, but even better, I left him a $30,000 check. So then he gets home and he opens up and he's like, what did you leave on the counter? I don't get it.

I'm like, the check. You didn't see the check? He was like, Yeah, I saw the check. He's like, that's one of those VA loans where they try to send it out. And it says, like, in really tiny print. But I hadn't opened it up all the way. It's like, this is not a check.

But they try to tell you how much money they could give you in a veteran loan. I hate those. Yes. And my husband being a vet, like, he gets that stuff all the time. And you can cash in on these VA loans. Anyway, we didn't really get $30,000. But I thought for, I don't know, a good two hours until he ruined my day. Did you at least get naked on the counter?

I mean, after that disappointment, come on. I know, right. That's funny. Amy thought somehow they sold something. Then $30,000 appears. Well, see, he sometimes doesn't clue me in on all his financial decisions to wear it. Because he knows, he's got more of the business side of it. And I just roll with it because, I mean, I'm like, I trust him.

Plus, he handles all the bills. Like, if I lived on my own, y'all, I don't think I would, like, I'd be delinquent. They'd be like, this bill is due. I'd be like, okay, I'll get to it tomorrow. Not because I don't want to pay and make it right with everybody. Because your heart's good. It's just, that's not my place. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get your Bobby Bones on. All right, we're going to go on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Ray, Morgan, everybody, nice job today. You did wonderful job. Thank you. Same to you, Bobby. Yeah, you too, Bones. I really enjoyed the show.

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