The Bobby Bones Show - 'Eddie And The Stolen Purse' Saga + Bobby’s Girlfriend Practiced Being A Mom + Rejected Segments!

Episode Date: September 24, 2020

Eddie found a purse in the dumpster after the show yesterday and was able to get it back to the owner who saw him posting about it on Instagram. We talk to her on the phone and figure out what happene...d. Bobby’s girlfriend Caitlin picked up Amy’s kids from school yesterday and was perplexed by the process. Plus, Bobby reads back rejected segment ideas that the show members suggested! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:57 and I guess he was brushing a bit aggressively. He accidentally swallowed the toothbrush. The whole thing? All the way down. Whoa. What, Amy? Do you think it was something sexual? That's what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:03:09 Because all I know is I looked at your face and you're not believing it. Because, okay, but no, no, no, that's okay. But don't ask like you weren't thinking it wasn't sexual then. I wasn't thinking it was sexual at all. Like, what? But he was. At all? I mean, I can definitely see how it would be sexual.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Wait, what would be sexual about him trying to as well? Clearly, you were trying to put. the toothbrush down his throat or something. And he was trying to be like, oh, I wonder how far down I can go. And then he lost it. He was not just brushing his teeth. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Well, some people scrub their tongues, right? Yeah, but... No? Show me the mouth and show me the toothbrush. I need to do that. Amy, you might be on to some. Yeah, there's no way. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Have you seen every style of toothbrushing? Because until you have, you can't really make this statement. Okay. Well, I'll finish the story. Why he thought it was sexual. Oh, but my brain does go there sometimes. Okay, so like my friend is starting a podcast. Oh, what is that?
Starting point is 00:04:09 Oh, that reminds me that I want to mention on the Poe Show, but go ahead. This is the Pojo, right? Yeah. Okay, that's why I was only going to say it here. So she wanted to call it. Stay soft. What? Are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:04:23 What was it about, though? And I don't know if I just had been, I had watched sex in the city. that day I'd been watching it. And I was like, look, I don't know if this is because I just watched Sex and City, but all I can think about is a soft penis. Yeah, I would think that was it. Yeah, but it's not. No, it was about, like, being soft all about, like, your intention,
Starting point is 00:04:41 and we don't have to be so hard. Oh, my gosh. She's 12. Yeah. So here's something to happen. I told her. She changed the name. Yeah, what is it now?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Well, it's going to be called the truthiest life, which I think is super cute. just changed their word. What? That's completely different. It's totally different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even the same. I know, because I told her it just wasn't going to work.
Starting point is 00:05:06 But anyway, carry on. Amy came in probably three or four mornings ago. Just since we're talking about stuff that's slightly sexual. What did I do? And she goes, hey, talk. It's just me and Mike D in the studio. I'm the first one in here, and she comes in right after me. She goes, hey, there's an advertisement on my podcast.
Starting point is 00:05:26 about a vibrator. And she was like, and that shouldn't be on my podcast. We're a family-friendly podcast. And Mike's like, wow, because in times they have accidentally put those vape commercials on this show, things that I'm not comfortable with, but they just somehow digitally get matched up to places based on location, based on what you're looking up. So they can unexpectedly be added to a show. So I was like, I don't know this is.
Starting point is 00:05:56 What podcast I think I am? They start to research it. Do you know the answer to this? I do. It wasn't my fault. I didn't hear it. But you came in, throwing a fit. No, no, I didn't throw a fit.
Starting point is 00:06:08 A funny fit. I had a funny fit. I got to finish this toothbrush story, by the way. Listen, but go ahead. I wasn't mad. I just had an email from a listener that said, hey, I love your podcast, but I listen with my kids around.
Starting point is 00:06:18 And I heard a commercial for a vibrator, and I don't want my kids asking me about that. Oh, no. So I was like, oh, no. So I was like, Mike, I have a commercial vibrator. Well, anyway, I do do endorsements for Therogun, which is a percussion therapy vibrator
Starting point is 00:06:32 thing. It's a vibrating massage thing. It's amazing. I love Therogun. What noises do you make during this commercial? No, it wasn't my voice. It was somebody, Theragun, I voiced some, but then also there's other people that voice it, so I think maybe it was that because I don't know if it's.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I'm not going to do it. I don't even know how, I don't know how it got confused or what, but They said they did. They looked inside out, up and, like, everywhere to try to figure out what the heck happened and how that commercial got on there. And they're like, the only thing we can find is that it was there a gun, which is a massage thing for your muscles. I was like, oh, right. I've seen that thing and I was going to buy it.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I have one. You do? They're awesome. It's fantastic. But it does look a little sexual setting by it. It's not. Well, I put mine in my butt. You didn't let me finish.
Starting point is 00:07:23 No, they're huge. Hey. See what I'm saying? I was exposed to one on dancing with the stars because I was hurting so bad. Yeah, because all the dancers had them. But now I use it because I'm getting a little holder and everything. Can you do it to you?
Starting point is 00:07:37 Okay, see? There's a real question. Can you do it to yourself? Yes. No, it's a real question. Absolutely. That's the whole point of it, Eddie. So anyway, this guy swallows his toothbrush, right?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Stay soft. And despite feeling no pain and only minor occasional discomfort, he goes to the clinic and the doctors could not find toothbrush. He was then referred to the hospital where he received a throat scan. Even x-rays couldn't detect the toothbrush. So they deduced it had entered into the stomach. His suspicions were confirmed after he performed an exploratory laparotomy, where the belly is sliced open to a diagnosis,
Starting point is 00:08:15 and they felt the toothbrush inside the belly. They made a small incision in the stomach. They extracted the bloody toothbrush within 30 minutes. Thankfully, he survived. Wow. It's a hardcore story. Yeah. Like not really that funny.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Yeah, I mean, it took us somewhere funny. There you go. I have to go. It'll be a short post show today. I'm going to go do some work with Purina and their service dog campaign, which we're trying to match up folks and get vets, service dogs.
Starting point is 00:08:43 I'm very proud to be a part of this. We talk about it on the show too. And I think I'm going to post a video. I'm going to be talking to a guy who's working at the place that trains the dogs that got your six. So I'll be posting that video on my Instagram today. and comment on it. Say something nice. It'd be cool. Because what happens is the more you comment on things,
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Starting point is 00:13:05 studio. Morning. Welcome to Thursday show. We do have a trailer, like a movie trailer for a segment that's coming up next Thursday on the show. Remember Amy said she had some paint story to tell her audience? Oh my gosh. She's like, hold off for a month because I don't want to get in trouble.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Here's the perfect... No, I still don't want to get in trouble. Here we go. October 1st. On the Bobby Bones show. All the things you love in a story. Fenangling. A vote.
Starting point is 00:13:44 October 1st. There's more, dude. Sounds like they're just about to go down. I mean, that is very dramatic. Yeah. Well, the story's dramatic. I mean, this better be a dang good story. Bobby's the one that made the story what it is.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Like, you said, I never even told you about it. Really? I swear, I never told you. Caitlin was at my house when it went down and I shared with her something. And I guess she went home and told you. And then you came to work and we started talking about something. You were like, hey, can I say that one story about the page? And I was like, no.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yeah, maybe. And now it's happening. Next Thursday. Don't miss the show. And then you said, I'm going to check back in with you in a month. And then we forgot. And then the listener called in. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:14:28 It has turned into this. Thank God for our listeners. You know another kind of down the same road, a bit that someone had to ask if they could talk about? I guess you had to ask Caitlin if we could talk about when she pees. What? Yeah, but now I don't even remember what it was. I mean, I know that. She thought it was super weird that sometimes I have peed on the toilet seat that's down.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Yeah, like, because I... I've not, I've learned to put the toilet seat down now, live with a woman. Right. But Amy sometimes would sit and pee on the top lid, too. Oh. Yeah, because the lid's all the way down and it's dark and I squat if I'm not sitting all the way down. And I so since my bot, what I've done is I've trained my body when I'm in public restroom that when I squat, I's pee. So even at home, right, when I start to squat, even though it's safe to sit, the pee.
Starting point is 00:15:16 already comes out because I've trained my body. Somebody told me that, by the way, because I was like, why is this happening? So Caitlin thought it was weird that I did that. But once I explained to her how I had trained my body, she understood. And then she said that, what did she say? She said that, oh, when she's in public restrooms, first of all, she said she can't squat because it hurts too bad. But then also she'll put a liner down.
Starting point is 00:15:41 And then also, she can't pee if anybody else is in the back. bathroom. Like if another person comes in, she can't hear it. She can't hear herself pee. So she can't. So she plugs her ears. She feels like... All of this to say is she plugged her ears to pee. Yes. Right. For her to allow herself to pee in public. Maybe we just told the podcast version of that story. Oh, sorry. Well, whatever. Your girlfriend has to plug her ears to be. You peed on a lid. Oh yeah? Yeah. Only don't have to plug my ears. I'm not comparing you to. I got a voicemail last night. apparently Eddie found a purse Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:16:17 It's a dumpster here at work Ooh what was in it Well here's a voice mail from someone who says it was her purse I am downstairs at the studio Because producer Eddie is posting on his Instagram That he has my purse And I would like that back as long as It still has everything in it
Starting point is 00:16:34 That'd be great Please thank you That's crazy I mean she sounds like I stole the purse Guys I found it by the dumpster So I watched Eddie's story Eddie's like there's a purse hanging from a dumpster I feel like someone's setting me up and he walks over and he grabs the purse and he goes, huh, there's stuff in here.
Starting point is 00:16:49 And there was a driver's license. Yeah, there was a wallet with driver's license, social security card. What do you think happened? I got stolen because it looks like somebody stole it and then went through it and then took what they wanted and then threw the rest there. Probably not realizing that the purse is actually a nice purse. It looks like a high-end purse to me. Some sort of snake skin. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Well, we'll talk to her later. Wow. Sweet. We'll try to get her purse back to her. I had no idea. We got a pretty fun show coming. up today. That's crazy. We had a theft so close to where we were. Are you kidding me? They say these alleys are very scary.
Starting point is 00:17:20 They're theft everywhere. Oh, that's true too. Probably right by where we live. I know. I just like to feel like we're safe. On the phone right now in California, it is Karen. Hey, Karen, good morning. Welcome to the show. Hi, good morning. This is the studio. Morning. Morning. I just needed your advice. I have a co-worker who is always smelling like B.O. really badly.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And I don't know how to tell her that she stinks without telling me that she stinks. So I just need your advice. So what are you worried about that she's going to get her feelings hurt or she's going to get mad at you? What's your big concern here? I don't want her feelings to be hurt. Well, it's tough to not get your feelings hurt. When someone tells you that you have B.O. It hurts your feelings. I would say that, first of all, her feelings are going to get hurt.
Starting point is 00:18:13 but sometimes we need our feelings hurt for a net gain of just being better with life. She may not know. Does she have coronavirus? She probably doesn't know. Does she smell and taste? Yeah, yeah. And this has been a pretty constant thing. Oh my gosh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Every since I started working here a year and a half ago. Oh. Oh, it's been not long time. What would you compare the smell to? What ain't? Oh, gosh. No, we can imagine. Like red onions if you really want it.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Red onions. Okay. All right. She probably would like to know she stinks, honestly. Listen, I was a kid. I stunk. I was a poor kid who had to wear the same clothes to school, sometimes three times a week. And whenever you just live in it at times, you don't even realize it because you're in it.
Starting point is 00:19:00 It's like the smell of your... Everybody's house has a different smell, right? A distinct smell. But we go into our own house. It smells the same to us. It smells like normal. She may not even know she stinks. My first piece of pre-advise is that it's going to hurt her feeling.
Starting point is 00:19:13 things. And I think it's the nice thing to do to actually tell her in a way and have her feelings be hurt, but to have it overall corrected. Because it's like something in your teeth, right? You get embarrassed after the fact because nobody told you. If just one person would have told you that he had broccoli in your teeth early on or your zipper was down, you would have known the whole time and you would have been like, I'm such an idiot for not knowing. Why couldn't one person tell me? And I'd have been like, oh crap. And then it had been okay. So this is what I would do. I'd write her an anonymous note. An anonymous note. What are you going to do, Amy? Go up to yourself? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or you go to your boss and make them do it. Nice, that's it.
Starting point is 00:19:52 But that's a cop out. Anonymous note is a different cop out, and I like that one better. No, I totally disagree with the anonymous note because then she's going to feel like everybody in the office got together and left this note for her, and she's not going to know who it was. I'm going to think about this again. But that's good. There's no blood on your hands.
Starting point is 00:20:09 That's what you want to do. You want to keep it anonymous so she can't blame you and she thinks it's everyone in the office. I think you do this. You write a note and you go, hey, I'm the only one that's coming to you. This has not been discussed in the office, but just wanted to make you aware.
Starting point is 00:20:22 But I did call a radio show. That, how would you say you stink without saying you stink? Don't say, hey. That. Hygiene. That maybe you could use some help with picking better hygiene products. No, no, no, no. Or ask her she cooks a lot with onions.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Because she said she's not. What if you make a little? gift basket thing or I don't know if she had something coming up or you could gift it. If not, then you put together your own little, like your favorite deodorant and just say, hey. You get one to everyone in the office. Everyone gets a deodorant. Listen, it's uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:21:01 You can tell we're talking about this. It's uncomfortable. You have to tell her. You have to tell her. You have to tell her. What do you? Because she wants to know, you write her a little note. Hey, if I'm just being honest, you haven't smelled great the last couple weeks.
Starting point is 00:21:13 year. Just want to give you a heads up. It'd be nothing. The whole office hasn't said this, but I have. And then just sign it. Your secret is not admiring. Do you stutter to the way you're saying? I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Okay, look, look, look, look. Look. This is what, I googled how to talk to someone at work about body odor. And it says here, be honest, direct, and as kind as possible. Start by mentioning that her work has been so good, assuming that it has been. And then try to say something like, I want to discuss something that's awkward. and I hope I don't offend you, but I have noticed that you have a noticeable odor lately.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Hey, is she at work now with her? Can she do it live? Put us on speaker. No. We'll do it. It's worth a shot. You can give someone her cell phone number and have them send a random text and be like,
Starting point is 00:22:04 hey, this is a stinkogram. Your friend wants a... Stop. No, wait. Your friend wants to let you know that you stink and they don't know how to say it. Are you close enough to where you could go... And here's a dozen roses to go with that.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Are you close enough to where you could go to lunch with her? I mean, if you want to be in public with her? I don't get in the same car. I think she wants to be close to her at all. I think that's the point. Okay, okay, okay, no way. Okay, Karen, you have to say something to her. That's what way.
Starting point is 00:22:30 You're going to have to find your own path there. I say anonymous note. Amy says, I say go get your favorite deodorant and make her a little gift and say, just be direct and honest and say, I really don't want to offend you, but... I would throw that back at you so fast. What? That's helpful. Okay, I'm just telling you how I'd react to that. I'd rather be told and not know who to be mad at.
Starting point is 00:22:49 No, I know how my brain works, and I would be so self-conscious that everybody at work talks behind my back. Karen, good luck with that. You have to tell her. All right, thank you. All right, bye-bye. Good luck, bye. I feel like she's more confused after that call. Wait, did you tell her to let us know? No. Oh, keep us posted.
Starting point is 00:23:04 All right, keep us posted. We want to know how you handled it. How did it go with my girlfriend picking up your kids from the school line yesterday? Awesome. They loved it. I thought it was the greatest thing ever. She took them to Sonic right after and then they got to go home. Actually, when they were at Sonic, she sent me a selfie of them and they're both smiling, peace signs, having a blast. And I just was laughing out loud because it was not what happens when I pick them up, even if I do take them to Sonic afterwards.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Well, all I know is she's on a phone call. She's sitting in the car forever when I get home from work. I'm like, why is she sitting in there? And so I walk inside the house. I come back out and she's still sitting in the car. All right? walk inside the house. Then I think something's wrong
Starting point is 00:23:43 and she gets out. She goes, oh, I was talking to Amy. Sorry. She talks a lot. She didn't say that, but that's what I took from it. Okay. But I was giving her the... That's what it was.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah. She said it was a lot of information and she was a little overwhelmed because there was like one line to pick up one of them, another line to pick up another one of them. She had to fill out a piece of paper or did she have a paper
Starting point is 00:24:02 with like a number three and a number one on it? You have to put a paper in your window so that when they're directing the traffic of where you're supposed to go, they know what kid. and then they walkie-talkie inside to tell to send the kids out so the kids aren't, they keep the kids socially distance. They don't have them all lined up together.
Starting point is 00:24:18 So when they see your car approaching, they're like, oh, the car 3-27, and then kid 3-27 is Stasheera and then our son. Well, that's what she meant. It was saying a lot because she was like, I don't know what I'm about to get into here. So she left way early, and she was like, I just want to make sure I get in the right spot. And so she picked him up. I guess she took your son and taught him basketball as well. Yeah, they had a basketball lesson, which was awesome.
Starting point is 00:24:44 I think, I can't remember what they worked on, but a couple of drills. Yeah. And so I just thought it was great. It's like, that was super helpful to us, and it meant a lot. I was like, look at Bobby, picking the good girlfriends. She's good. Why? Don't mess it up.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean don't mess it up? First of all, she's great. She's amazing. But what do you mean don't mess it up? Well, how would I mess it up? It was a joke. What do you know?
Starting point is 00:25:12 I don't know anything. That was me just joking, saying, well done. I'm going to say what my wife usually says that. That's not a good joke. That's not a good joke. Okay, well, don't, though. No, she's great, and it was really awesome. And the kids had fun with her?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Yeah. Did it make you mad that your kids enjoyed it so much? Not at all. As long as they're happy these days, I don't care. I get it. I'm the parent. I think of back when I was a kid, if something, if anything's different or special, then it, yeah, I get it.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I never treated my mom the way I would treat like one of her friends did something for me. Or my older sister, just very different. I have a clip here. I guess you were doing a little press tour for the Orlando Lakes Butter stuff you were doing. Yeah. So I have a clip here from I Hollywood TV.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Amy was doing it. Oh, you found it. Who found it? Somebody sent it to me. Oh, because I didn't. And Amy compares me to a dairy farmer? What? Wait, what? No.
Starting point is 00:26:05 What? I thought you may be. found the clip of when they said Bobby Jones show. Oh no, that's every day. Because I didn't even correct them because there really wasn't really time honestly. You could have corrected them though. No, it just
Starting point is 00:26:21 felt awkward but it felt I know that happens to you a lot and it was happening to me about you. Yeah, the worst one they're like, we're so excited for this interview. He's written two bestsellers. Here he is Bobby Jones. And I'm like, you know, I'm excited for crap. You didn't even know my name. Here is Amy
Starting point is 00:26:36 talking to Noah Wilson. on at I Hollywood TV. I mean, yeah, what I say? I don't know, because I did about 25 interviews that day. How was it like working with the fabulous Bobby Bones? I'm sure there's a lot of laughs and, you know, just I love listening to you guys and it's just such a great, great show to listen in the morning. Oh, Bobby's awesome.
Starting point is 00:27:00 I mean, you want to talk about work ethic. I feel like dairy farmers, they rank up there as pretty high up on the work ethic food. Jane, if you will. But Bobby, Bobby's right there. I mean, he could run a dairy farm. No problem. I know that he would be able to handle the hours, wrangle the people. He is one of the hardest working people that I know. So it's pretty awesome to see his career grow beyond just radio. Well, look at that. Nice. And I guess the dairy farmer references because you were talking about Landau Lakes Butter. Yeah. Yeah. And first of all, also, I'd never know that a million years. You would ever hear anything that I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Well, listeners send me stuff. I know. And I don't even know what I was saying. And so, yes, so when you're doing those, the ad agencies on the line, we're doing them Zoom because coronavirus, then the Landau Lakes, they're on the, everyone's listening. And I knew at certain interviews we're going to want to ask about the Bobby Bone Show, but I'm on there to try to promote the Land of the Lakes. We're going to Scrow Show. And so I would try to find ways to pivot back to what I was talking about so we wouldn't get too lost on a rabbit trail about other things. You know, Bobby likes lakes. Speaking of, he likes Lans. He likes Lanzo.
Starting point is 00:28:09 And speaking of Lanzo Lakes, here's the... He loves the letter O, too. The guy, he loves an apostrophe. Let me be... I know. So that was me trying to still talk about you, but pivot back to the dairy farmers. And, you know, hopefully they think I did a good job.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Bob it Boneshow. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Garth Brooks revealed during his inside studio G that he and watch, Trisha Yearwood recorded a cover of the song Shallow from the movie A Star is Born, and it's going to be on his upcoming album. There's no date yet for the release.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Scotty McCreary released a new single called U-Time. Charlie Pierce covered Garth Brooks and shared it on social media. Here's her cover of the dance. And our lives are better left to a chance. And I could miss the pain, but I'd have had to me. And Morgan number two, that's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Tell me something good. Operation Chill is now underway down in Sarasota, Florida. The Sheriff's Department is out trying to catch kids. doing good deeds. We're talking open up the doors for people, wearing your helmet when you're riding a bike, picking up trash, and if they bust you in Operation Chill,
Starting point is 00:30:03 you get a free slurpy from 7-Eleven. That's cool. That's a good one. There you go. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Story up the day. This story comes to us from Omaha, Nebraska. Last week, a 25-year-old man pulled up in front of the courthouse, got out of his truck, placed two packages on the sidewalk, and drove off, made him look like a bomb. They weren't a bomb, but they saw his license plate.
Starting point is 00:30:28 And they went to his house, and he had 460 pounds of marijuana in his truck. Oh, wow. So is that what was in the box? No. What's in the box? Come on. It was in the box. What was in the box?
Starting point is 00:30:40 Nothing. They just said he said it out there as a joke. And that's what got him. An empty box joke. Okay. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be.
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Starting point is 00:34:30 millennial, Morgan, the youngest on our show, as they answer questions about each other's generation. We're playing at 10. This score is tied 7 to 7. Let's get the game going. Yeah. Up first, he's a dad of Uno dos, tres, quattro. The Hispanic who don't panic. He never has a frown. He loves that his skin is brown. He loves the Dallas Cowboys,
Starting point is 00:34:56 and some of our listeners, he annoys. It's producer Eddie, everyone. It's a weird rhyme at the end, but whatever. How many of these intros are I have to do? You know what it is? Lots. She runs our digital. She's got blonde hair and don't care.
Starting point is 00:35:13 And if you write mean comments online, She'll kick you where the sun don't shine Or she'll ban you. It's Morgan number two. Here we go. Eddie, you're up first. All these questions are things that Morgan should know. Let's see how many you get.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Come on, bones. An Instagram account where people share a goofier, less edited version of themselves with a trustworthy group of friends is known as what? An Instagram account where people share a goofier, less edited version of themselves with a trustworthy group of friends.
Starting point is 00:35:47 is known as what? An Instagram accounts? A Facebook account? I have no idea. Incorrect. Morgan. It's a fake Instagram, otherwise known as a Finsta. A Finsta. What? Never heard of this.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Eddie. Come on. This collectible toy created a mania in the 90s. They were stuffed with plastic pellets rather than conventional soft stuffing, giving them a flexible feel. What's the name of these toys? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It was like a stress ball.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Right? This collectible toy created a mania in the 90s. Give me Furby. Furby is incorrect. Morgan, you can steal? What is it? Can you repeat it one more time? Sure.
Starting point is 00:36:40 This collectible toy, it created a mania in the 90s. They were stuffed with plastic pellets rather than conventional soft stuffing, giving them a flexible feel. What's the name of these toys? I believe it's Beanie Babies. Correct. No way.
Starting point is 00:36:55 I knew Beanie Babies. Idiots. Number three. What was the name of the 90s Nickelodeon sketch comedy television series that had famous cast members, Amanda Bines, and Keenan Thompson? Eddie, this is over to you. The 90s Nickelodeon sketch comedy series. Amanda Binds, Keenan Thompson were members of? You can't do that on television.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Incorrect. Oh, my gosh. Morgan? All that. All that is correct. Here's the theme song to All That. Okay. Okay. Morgan, you got all three.
Starting point is 00:37:34 You stole all three. Yeah. All you have to do is get one of these and you're going to win. Now You know and knowing is half the battle was a quote from what 80s cartoon. And knowing is half the battle. It's an 80s cartoon, huh? I think the only old cartoon I know is Tom and Jerry, so that's what I'm going. That's like the 60s.
Starting point is 00:38:04 That is incorrect. Eddie, and knowing is half the battle. You gotta know this. Let's say that again. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna guess he man. Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:38:18 No? G.I. Joe. What? Now we know. And knowing is half the battle. Well, there's proof. Morgan, who was the famous TB painter from the 80s, known for quotes such as,
Starting point is 00:38:32 we don't make mistakes? We just have happy accidents. Is that the same guy that recently went meme famous, the frizzy hair? I don't know his name, though. Is it Bob Ross? Correct. And that is the guy in all the memes, yeah. With a frizzy hair.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Morgan, what actor played both Michael on Night Rider and Mitch on Baywatch? Oh, I only know Baywatch. I think it's David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhop is correct. Yes. He's good. And here's the theme song for you. That's Baywatch.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Do you know Night Rider theme song? Anna, manna, manna, man. All right, there you go. There's our winner. Morgan number two wins. Let's take the lead eight to seven. Amy, did you know the Finsda one? Yeah, but I couldn't think of exactly what it was called.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I knew it had an F. I was thinking Frenster, but it's FNsta. If I'm ever going to show anything like that, I don't. Like, I don't have a problem about not showing it. I would just do close friends on Instagram stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Finsta was kind of created back when I was in college,
Starting point is 00:39:53 because I had college friends. I had Finstas. But now, yeah, they use the close friends part. Sorry, I'm just so hip. I don't even talk about it. All right, nice job, Morgan. On the Bobby Bones show now. Granger Smith.
Starting point is 00:40:05 What's up, man? How are you? I'm good, brother. How are you? I'm pretty good. Granger Smith's on with us. You may know him from this song, Backroad's song. Here's a clip.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Or maybe his new single, That's Why I Love Dirt Roads. Here's a club of that. He's on at midnight tonight. Granger's new album comes out. Granger, Country Things Volume 1. I'm looking at the track list here, and you have a song called I Kill Spiders.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Is it a funny song or a real song? Yeah, that's a real song. It's a song I wrote for my little girl. I guess it's kind of the idea that no matter what I do in life or the world or my career, I'll be the hero to her that could kill spiders. Let me hear some of this. Here is track three. I kill spiders.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Whenever you're lost and in the dark, remember you got me right in your heart. I can make anything a little bit brighter. There's nothing to fear in this big old world because you got me my sweet little girl. And to my last breath, I'll be your fighter. So have you played that for her? Yeah, yeah, I have.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I think that'll be a special song for us from many years from now looking back. But she had a little cameo on the track too where she's kind of acting scared at the beginning. How many takes did that take? She was with my mom and I was in the studio and I said, hey, send me some voice memos of you acting scared. And she sent me just a couple and I used them.
Starting point is 00:41:56 It's pretty easy. Do your kids want to do music? their dad? God, I hope not. Did any of them express or show that they have some sort of music inclination? I mean, they love to play little guitars and they love to sing, but I honestly, I hope that they don't. I hope that they just get a normal job, like be a veterinarian or something that's, something that's irrespectable, but musician, it's a tough life with a lot of heartbreak that I don't know if I'd want to see my kids go through. James Smith is on with us.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Record comes out of midnight tonight called Country Things Volume 1. Here's a part of a song. It's Track 8. It's Country and You Know It featuring Earl Dibbles Jr., which is a duet with yourself. Love that you can pull off a duet with yourself. Here you go. If you country and you know it, raise a beer. Country and you know it raises.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Listen up. If you live out in the boonies, if you grew up in the sticks, I know you're holding a cold one and got a dip in your lips. But if he came from the scene Granger, when you do Earl, do you have to dress up as Earl to live the character, or are you just same clothes, same guy? No, I can't
Starting point is 00:43:30 be the same clothes, same guy. I got to put on the overalls and the hat and the white tank top. It doesn't seem right. Otherwise, I'm just channeling his voice. That whole thing started how long ago, when you and your brother, did you create Earl doubles Jr.? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:43:46 2011 was the very first video. There wasn't a song until 2012. But 2011 was just a video, just a funny video. We were trying to promote the music and had no idea that it was going to go viral or be popular or ever be musical or part of the stage show. But we're glad as it did. Your brother, Tyler, he is on The Bachelorette right now or is about to be on the season that's coming? That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:44:14 They're done, right? Yeah, they're done filming. I believe that airs in a couple weeks. I've seen previews for it. Yeah. And I haven't seen him on a preview yet. Have you? No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I don't know what that says for him, but I have not seen it. Do you know how he did? Yeah, I know how I did. He can tell you? He can tell me, and he literally gets a $25,000 fine if he goes and does, it says anything about it on social media. So did you ever go up and perform during this? No, I didn't. And you know what? I'm not positive, but I don't think anybody did. This is the first season they ever did all in one location in California. They were real strict about quarantine and real strict about anybody from the outside coming in. He had to quarantine for a week by himself in Texas and then another week out there in the hotel. And then they had to get tested every single day. So they were pretty serious about that. All right, blink once if you won twice if he didn't.
Starting point is 00:45:25 I saw an Instagram. Who's that? I'm just kidding. She's not here. Oh, okay. Let's see. The dog on your Instagram, I saw you guys got a new puppy. What was the decision like to get a new puppy?
Starting point is 00:45:40 You know, this kennel in Missouri has been bugging amber for about two years. They called it the puppy breakdown. They said, we're going to send you pictures every day until you finally break. down. And one day, she just came to me last week, and she was like, let's just get a puppy. I mean, you know, you only live once. It doesn't really matter. Let's just do it, you know. And I said, okay, you got it. And what's the name of the puppy? Luna. Named after the bar? Because I like those at the airport.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Luna bar. Sure. I don't think my kids thought of that when they brought up that name, but sure. All right. Country Things, Volume 1. Out at midnight tonight. Granger Smith is on with us. You co-produced every song on the album. This is Volume 1. Is there going to be a Volume 2, or do you just name it that for fun? No, yeah, there would be a Volume 2 at the end of November. I'm going to put that out.
Starting point is 00:46:32 There was 16 songs total, and I felt like that might be a little much to consume all at once these days. So I divided it up into eight song groups, Volume 1, Volume 2, with only a couple months in between the releases. You're about to hit 1 million followers on Instagram. Do you have a plan to celebrate? Yeah, I was going to come see you and have a few drinks, and we'll celebrate that with mask on. Water it with masks.
Starting point is 00:47:00 All right, there he is. Tonight, Midnight, Granger Smith, got a new record, Country Things, Volume 1. You guys, be sure to check it out. It is your 10th studio album. You got a little long in the tooth there, Granger Smith. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm not the kind of guy to keep a journal or a doctor. but I've always kept those memories with songs,
Starting point is 00:47:21 and so I could go back and look at some of those old songs and I remember where I was living and maybe the girl I was dating or just broke up with. Some of the songs I'm embarrassed by, but I'm proud that I have that kind of history on record. Check out the music out midnight tonight tomorrow, and they have a YouTube channel to The Smiths, which is Granger and his family.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Granger, good to talk to you, my friend, and good luck with the record, Hopefully I'll see you soon. Always good to talk to you, brother. See you, bud. See you. Gucci is selling overalls for $1,400, and they're so expensive,
Starting point is 00:47:56 not because of the gold. Not because of the diamonds, because it's not even in them. They're strategically stained with grass stains. Oh, yeah. So it makes it look like you're working. Okay, that makes sense. This denim overall is crafted from organic cotton
Starting point is 00:48:11 and specifically treated for a stained-like distressed effect. $1,400. And even though the splotchy streaks probably aren't real grass stains, the brand is happy to point out that the piece is being made with our good, green earth in mind. It's produced through cultivation
Starting point is 00:48:29 and manufacturing processes that don't involve harmful chemicals, pesticides, or artificial fertilizers. Well, there you go. I think I'll get me a pair then now. Yeah. All the real hard workers out there that have like grass stains,
Starting point is 00:48:41 do they not need to worry anymore about cleaning their genes? Because that's a work. You know, you're like, I got no clean jeans. Well, I would say they don't have to worry at all because I can sell them all for big bucks online. Yeah. Exactly. Just don't them up there.
Starting point is 00:48:53 On trend. Isn't that crazy? People are paying $1,400 for... Unbelievable. Grass-stained overalls? Yeah. Is overalls? Are they back?
Starting point is 00:49:01 I mean, yeah, they have been for a little bit. Like for girls, overall skirts or overall shorts, overall pants. What about me? Yeah, are you buttoning both, too? Or are you leaving one undone? No, we buttoned both. If I were to wear them now, I would for sure button them both. Oh.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Oh. Yeah. I don't know about for guys. And then honestly, I don't know how much longer for girls because I'm always late. Well, if Gucci just put them out. Okay. Well, then maybe they're still in. And then, Bones, do you wear a shirt under or no?
Starting point is 00:49:26 Depends what part of the year it is. Okay. And how fit I'm feeling. Perfect. Good answer. The Bobby Bones show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
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Starting point is 00:53:18 Oh, I don't know. Man, they will do pumpkin spice anything. Everything. Yeah, Haynes just launched a new pumpkin spice sock. I think it could work. I love pumpkin soup. Imagine adding noodles. to a pumpkin soup. It's kind of like that.
Starting point is 00:53:35 I would imagine that whenever a massive brand releases a new flavor, regardless of how gross we think it is, they've done so much researching and testing that it actually tastes pretty good. Yeah. That is interesting. I would try it. That's Caitlin's favorite food is mac and cheese. Oh, they're going to say pumpkin. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:53:54 That's one of them. I need to give her my, or if we do our show dinner that we might do at your house one day, I'm going to be bringing the mac and cheese. Yeah. That's why it reminded me of that. All right, what else? So if you're going to do an exchange with anybody that you've never met in person, you've only met them online,
Starting point is 00:54:09 always take somebody with you or have a plan because this guy in Little Rock got robbed after trying to buy a car on Facebook Marketplace. The guy selling the car was like, hey, I'll meet you outside Denny's. We'll make the exchange. So the buyer took $10,000, showed up, and the seller had a gun,
Starting point is 00:54:28 demanded the $10,000, and then drove away. you never got the car. I would just think if you had $10,000 on you and you're going to make a transaction that you have somebody with you. Like you have your own version of muscle. Like I wouldn't do that without Eddie by my side.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Yeah, thank you, man. I got your back. Always. Because I know he'd video it. You wouldn't jump in. I know he'd video it and we'd post it online. I remember when I used to do Craigslist deals way back in the day
Starting point is 00:54:53 and you always get so frustrated me if I would go alone. Like that one time I went to go buy airline tickets from that guy's house. And you went all the way in his house. Amy went all the way in this guy's house. Not my best move, but everything turned out fine, but maybe wouldn't have.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Now thinking back, I think how irresponsible and dangerous it was. So from then on now, I took lunchbox with me to make my deals. What do you think would have happened had the deal gone sour? I thought anytime I hear a bad story about people hiding someone in their house for years, I think that could have been me. I was lured back into his office. He could have knocked me over the head, knocked me out, tied me up, and held me captive for years and nobody would have ever found me.
Starting point is 00:55:32 But we would have known that you were missing. But my question was, if you had lunchbox with you and it turned bad, what do you think would have happened? Oh, he was prepared with all kinds of things. Like? What were you prepared with? Muscle. I mean, it was when I was training.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Loud screams. I was when I was training UFC. Yeah. He had one video and he would do it in his backyard. All right, what else? And in case you missed it this week, this is awesome. We announced our IHeart Country Festival lineup, which normally we do in Austin, Texas. this year because the coronavirus is going down in Nashville and it'll be virtual. But we got
Starting point is 00:56:04 Dirk Spintley, Lady A, Sam Hunt, Kane Brown, Kelsey Ballerini, Dustin Lynch, John Party. I mean, the list goes on. It's going to be pretty awesome. And it'll be October 23rd. And you can stream it on live by live.com, which is livexlives.com. Let's go to Stephanie in Oklahoma right now who's on the phone. Hey, Stephanie, what's happening? Hi, how are you? Pretty good. What's going on with you? Oh, I was wondering if there was anywhere to buy the Raging Kidiot CD. A few years ago, Eddie and I did a kiddie's record called The Raging Kiddiots. Because our comedy duo is called The Raging Idiots. You can stream it.
Starting point is 00:56:41 We ended up because the record did so well, sold the licensing just to Cracker Barrel stores. Yeah, it was there for a long time, too. You know, up in the little Spinney Carts? Mm-hmm. And so Cracker Barrel had them. But it's all online if you want to stream it, but buying it, I don't. I don't think there's, I can check my house. I might have a few too, actually.
Starting point is 00:57:01 I think if you would like, Stephanie, if I can get your information here, I can put you on hold. I'll go home today. I may have a box of them and I can send you once. Eddie and I can sign it if you want. Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah, back when you released it, I didn't have kids. I didn't think about my future kids, but now I have a son. That would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:57:17 That's what he needs, too. Let's be honest. That's exactly what he is. Okay, Stephanie, thank you for calling. I'm going to put you on hold and get your Instagram name, and then I'll DM you and reach out to okay? Okay, thank you. All right, there you go. All right, Amy, wrap us up. I'm Amy. That's my pile.
Starting point is 00:57:31 That was Amy's pile of stories. Come on! It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this 21-year-old, Giselle, she found out that her dad's taco truck only made $6 one day. So she put out a plea on Twitter, a heartwarming one, just asking people to go check out her dad's food truck in humble Texas.
Starting point is 00:57:54 And the next day, she had around 2,000 retweets. And her father's taco truck had the longest line ever. They had to shut down twice to restock and make things because they completely sold out. So it's just a really cool story of a daughter throwing something on Twitter to help her dad in the community coming together. And they now have made an Instagram page to help people find the food truck. And it's at Takaria El Torito. Did I say that, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:23 But I want to know how to spell them. when you say that like that. Why? Okay. Talkeria. Okay. Still don't know how to spell what I'm out of there. Torito, like Dorito, but with a T.
Starting point is 00:58:32 She wrote, hey, Twitter. I wouldn't normally do this, but my dad's truck business is struggling. He only sold $6 today. If you could retweet out or appreciate it so much, 8740 FM 1960. When people give me that address, like it's on the side of a road somewhere, you might as well just point and go, good luck. Because sometimes it'll be like Highway 7 East.
Starting point is 00:58:52 No clue where that is. There's a whole road. Oh yeah, it's a good story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We have 90 seconds to figure out Amy's Morning Corny. We call it the investigative corny. Amy, are you ready over there?
Starting point is 00:59:08 Ready. The Morning Corny! Why did the Camouflage Club get canceled? Why did the Camouflage Club get canceled go? They couldn't see the invitation. That was it. Yeah, I couldn't see it. They couldn't see it.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Couldn't see it. Couldn't see the invitation. Couldn't see it working. Oh, couldn't see it coming. What was it again? Why did the camouflage club get canceled? The camouflage club? Like, it's an event, but you can't see it.
Starting point is 00:59:35 It's a group of people. You can't see the people. They got there and they couldn't see anyone so they left. I mean, this is our wheelhouse. We should be able to get this. We just got to come up with the exact one. I mean, it's couldn't see it's something. Like, we're in the ballpark.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Why did the camouflage club get canceled. They couldn't see... They couldn't see each other? Couldn't see each other. It looks... You can't see anyone being there. It looks like nobody's there.
Starting point is 01:00:12 It looks like no one showed up. Yeah. Yeah, this is tough. It's tougher than I thought. Why did the camouflage club get canceled? Why did the camouflage club get canceled? Nobody could see it. It's got to be like, you get there and there's nobody there,
Starting point is 01:00:26 but they're really there. That has to be what it is. That's a long answer. It got canceled because nobody showed up. It looks like nobody's there. Looks like nobody's there. It looks like nobody's there. I think that's it.
Starting point is 01:00:36 That's got to be it. What did you say, Mike? Mike said 10 seconds. Okay, why did the camouflage club get canceled? Five seconds. It looked like nobody was there. Follow me, Mr. Bobby Bones. There you go.
Starting point is 01:00:48 All right, here asking again. The morning corny. Why did the camouflage club get canceled? Why did the camouflage club get canceled? Our answer is going to be... I just give you the answer. You already said your answer. No, we're going to officially say it, though.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Oh, okay. It looks... It looks like no one was there. So they all left. Come on. Come on. And that means it got canceled. Yeah, it got canceled.
Starting point is 01:01:14 It looks like no one. Our answer is it looks like nobody came. Come on. Okay. And your answer is? It looked like nobody came. Yeah. Is that really?
Starting point is 01:01:23 Yes. What is it written? Did you change that? Did you alter that? I mean, it can't. Wait, what does it really say? She said that with hesitants. What did it say? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 01:01:31 They couldn't tell if anyone showed up. It's the same thing. So you won. What you think? Clear eyes for hearts. Yeah. I think we got it. I think we got it.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Because it could go either way. All right, Eddie, go ahead. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Get loose. There you go. Nice job, guys. Our movie expert on the show is Mike D.
Starting point is 01:01:55 he has a podcast called Movie Mike's Movie Podcast So here's the segment Because he's so sure He can nail movies that we would all love individually He's going to assign us all a movie to watch We have a week to watch it Until next Friday Now Mike this is a movie you think we'll all love
Starting point is 01:02:11 Yeah research this Thought of you guys when I picked these And I think you'll love these movies So we have to at least give it four out of five whatever Yep Okay now if we do Hey great Mike gets a little love
Starting point is 01:02:24 Everybody checks out movie mic's podcast. If we don't, he's punished. Oh. Yeah, yeah, there's a twist. Yes. So if he gives us a movie that we don't love, he has to stand on a street corner and tell him what the sign's going to say. It's going to say, keep cuties on Netflix.
Starting point is 01:02:46 That's amazing. Yeah! Let's go. See, but we have to be honest, right? Lunchbox can't just hit. You have to be honest. You have to be honest. So you watch it.
Starting point is 01:02:58 You give it four out of five, whatever, stars, hearts, whatever you decide to rate it. Oh. Gosh, it's going to be funny to see Mike on the street corner. So, Mike, tell us quickly what movies you pick for us. What did you pick for Amy? For Amy, I got Always Be My Maybe. What is this? I've never heard of it.
Starting point is 01:03:15 It's on Netflix. Okay. I'm paying you money for. What about me? I'm giving you Honeyboy. Ooh, what's that? It's like cuties. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:03:26 What is Honeyboy about? It's with Shia LaBuff loosely based on his life. I think he'll like it. Oh, is he, that's not the one where Shailabuff is the drug dealer? No, that's the informant, I think. Oh. But I'm watching Honey Boys. Honey boy.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Honey boy. Where can I see that? Amazon. Do you have to pay for it? No, it's free. No, you have it. Nice. Oh, good.
Starting point is 01:03:48 All right, what are you giving the lunchbox to watch? I'm giving lunchbox a movie called Searching. It's on Amazon. Searching for what? For what? But what's it about? It's like a mystery. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:58 I think he'll like it. Where do I find it? It's on Amazon. Eddie? I'm giving Eddie the outpost. Oh, I heard that was great. Oh, really? But from you.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Yeah. It's a true story. Those guys who were in Afghanistan, right? Yeah, the true story. I think you'll be into it. Great. Okay. You don't watch it around your kids.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Do you have you seen it? No. I started, yes. My husband and I started it, but we had it on the living room. We're like, ooh, can't have this around the kids, and we haven't gone back to it. Okay. What about Morgan?
Starting point is 01:04:26 I'm giving Morgan a movie called Chemical Hearts. It's with the girl from Riverdale. I wanted to see this. It's like when you get a present at Christmas, you're like, I wanted this. How did you know? What's mine called again? Always be my maybe.
Starting point is 01:04:40 And Ramundo is getting extraction on Netflix. Do you know it? Hemsworth. I've seen the trailer. So these are all movies for free too. Yeah. Not for free. We're paying a subscription.
Starting point is 01:04:52 to these services. I think Eddie will have to rent his like 99 cents. It's 99 cents. That's already minus a star. Mike, you know that I'm always penny-finching when it comes to those movies. Okay, there we have it.
Starting point is 01:05:05 That's what we're going to do. Movie Mike recommends. There you go. Everybody has a week and a day. Next Friday. We're going to do all the reviews on the same day of next Friday, so we're not going to stragg along. Okay, you good, Mike?
Starting point is 01:05:16 Good. All right. There you go. Love it. Coming up next, next segment, we're going to do rejected segments. Segments that were sent to me that you guys thought this should get on the air. And for one reason or another, I rejected them.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Is Keanu Reeves in it? And the one that you have? Yeah. He plays Ted, Theodore Logan. He's your favorite. And Bill Esquire. Sometimes you guys will come up to me and be like, I want to do this segment on the show. And a lot of times, I'm like, that's great. Let's find a place and talk about it. But sometimes they just get rejected. And that's why this is called
Starting point is 01:05:50 Rejected segments All right, we ready guys? Yeah Rejected segment number one This is a will it Uber Where we'd see if the Uber driver Will it Drive something To and fro
Starting point is 01:06:02 The segment pitched to me by Mike D Was Lunchbox ordered an Uber to take him to the hospital He reveals on the trip While talking with the Uber driver That he thinks he may have Corona and starts coughing on control of them People get in trouble for that hot
Starting point is 01:06:17 Yeah Rejected segment Rejected Segments. This one's from Eddie. Oh, here we go. It was rejected. It's a game idea.
Starting point is 01:06:26 I'll give you the celebrity. You tell me if they're over or under $250,000. How hard would that be? Wait, me. But you've got to pick celebrities that are right on the borderline. Eddie, this is so... I started laughing too. I can't even begin to understand why you thought that would be.
Starting point is 01:06:43 You tell me if they are over or under $250,000. You're so stupid. Why are we ever playing that game? Let me give me an example. No, I'm not going to give me an example. Unless we play the game. I have a tear coming down high. No, we're not playing that game.
Starting point is 01:06:59 Rejected segments. Here's one from Lunchbox. Lunchbox prank calls Morgan number two's mom, pretending to be a doctor, and informs her that he got back the results, and yep, she's pregnant. Oh. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:07:16 I don't even have a boyfriend. That wouldn't even work. I would work. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Rejected segments. In the prank call world, Lunchbox prank calls Amy's husband,
Starting point is 01:07:26 this is suggested by Lunchbox, and says that he thinks Amy backed into his car at the radio station, but left without saying anything, and he wants to come pay for the damages right now. Yeah, he'd probably just pay for it. All right, there you go. Rejected segments. Mike D. had this bit.
Starting point is 01:07:45 We send Lunchbox to a mattress store, dressed in pajamas, saying he wants to test out a mattress to make sure it's the right one for him. But he also needs an employee to get in the bed with him to stand in for his wife. Just to see how it feels. That's not bad, buns. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:07:59 It's just corona. Yeah. All the bits with people. That's funny. But no. Rejected segments. Lunchbox suggested we do Toot for Trump beep for Biden. He wanted to go out and get audio from cars to see who's going to win the election.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Toot for Trump beep. The problem is there's no difference. No, no. Yeah, you do. Because if you're doing it for Trump, how do it? many people beep, okay? There's a lot. But what's a toot and what's a beep with a horn? No, no. And then you hold up a separate sign. So you have two different
Starting point is 01:08:28 clips and whoever's getting the most horns, that's who wins. But what about the time of day it is? How many cars are driving by? Right. I mean, for 30 seconds, I stand there with a Trump sign. And then, I mean... He did this four years ago. Yeah, was Hillary. With Holt for Hillary, Toot for Trump. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:43 And it was chaos. We pulled some old audio. It is awful. You just yelling in the background. He got... Oh. Okay. And one more rejected. Oh, sorry, hit the button there. Rejected segments. Raymundo sent this bit. I ate something really hot and now I want to sue.
Starting point is 01:09:20 He ordered a burger called the Five Alarm Burger. He said it was legit the hottest burger I've ever eaten in my life. After I ate it, I burned my vocal cords. Why do you think you could sue if it's labeled the hottest burger? That's what I'm saying. That's the angle. I would say that I'm fully going to go after this company, and you guys would say, you're an idiot because it's called the Five Alarm Burger.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Of course you call the cops. It's so hot. Wow, that's bad. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I didn't make the show. There were some others that honorable mention for being bad, Eddie. Do I ever get any because I'm now going to start working hard to make this list? No, you're honestly trying to get good ones in it.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Yeah, did you not hear the two for Trump, beeper Biden? I mean, that was pretty solid. I mean, Eddie sent a couple that. were like nicely rejected. They were like, eh. Oh, well, like, good job, but no. I guess, yeah. Like, bless your heart.
Starting point is 01:10:10 Okay. He wanted to talk about how his son gets the royal treatment at a local restaurant because he looks like the owner's son. This is true. Yeah, every time we go in there, he looks just like my boy. Hey, good chips, soda, whatever you want. And he's like, cool. True story.
Starting point is 01:10:27 See, that's what I said. That one wasn't that bad, right? How long do you spend on that, though? That's it. That's good. The story, right. B, b-b-b-bon. And we hit the piece of imaging and get out of there.
Starting point is 01:10:35 Another one was Eddie's thinking about buying a headset so he can use this phone when he drives. Guys, I saw somebody driving with this the other day because I have a Jeep, you know, so I can't do like a speaker or Bluetooth or whatever. It's like the whole time. This guy had like a trucker, Garth Brooks headset, Mike. And I'm like, that's perfect. I put it on my head. I drive, talk to my mom every day, whatever.
Starting point is 01:10:55 There you go. Rejected segments. And that's it. I'll give you one last. line from a movie, you just have to name the movie, but they're all pretty famous quotes. We're going to play that coming up. If I were to say I am Groot.
Starting point is 01:11:12 Oh, Galaxy of the Guard. Wait, Gardens of the Galaxy. Is that right? Yes. Okay, good. My son would kill me if I didn't get that. Here's that clip. Okay, okay. How about this one? Boy, that escalated quickly.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Anchorman. Anchorman. That's right. Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy. Boy, that escalated quickly. Or? I mean, that really got out of hand fast. One more example. I want to play a game.
Starting point is 01:11:43 I want to play a game. This is going to be a hard game. Saul. Saw is right. 2004, Saul. That's it. I want to play a game. There you go.
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Starting point is 01:15:31 I'll give you a one-line movie quote. You just have to name the movie. These are all things that people just run around saying sometimes. For example, if I were to say, I wish I knew how to quit you. Brokeback Mountain. That would be from 2005, Brokeback Mountain. I wish I knew how to quit you. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Now, everybody's good on the game, right? Yes. On the phone right now is Colson in Idaho. Colson, how are you, my friend? Good, how are you doing, Bobby? Pretty good. Where do you live in Idaho? I live in Boise, Idaho. You know, I was just there a few weeks ago, and I...
Starting point is 01:16:05 Really? I loved it. Yes, we went up... We were... About 45 minutes outside of Boise, we went and did some whitewater kayaking, which is all the rage up there. And the Payette River was in, or...? That is exactly where it was, the Payette River. You must have seen me. You must have heard the stories. They're still talking about it.
Starting point is 01:16:24 I was like, exactly. Are you Idaho born and bred? Yeah, I was born in Idaho Falls, Idaho, and then moved up here. Oh, man, well, cool. I'm glad you here. We're going to play a game. You can pick Amy, Lunchbox, or Eddie, and if they win the game, you win the prize. Who would you like to pick?
Starting point is 01:16:41 I got to go with Eddie on this one. Yeah, that a boy? Let's win this. Here we go. On hold is Colson in Idaho. We're trying to win him a $100 Walmart gift card. Everybody writes your answer down. Who said? What movie?
Starting point is 01:16:57 I volunteer's tribute. From 2012. I volunteer as tribute. Okay. Eddie? Yeah. Taken. Lunch bikes?
Starting point is 01:17:09 It's Hunger Games. Amy? Hunger Games. It is Hunger Games. That volunteer's tribute. Colson, you're not looking good so far, bud. Eddie. It's one, Colson.
Starting point is 01:17:21 Hang tight. Here we go. Next up. You're going to eat your tots? and I'm not doing the full impression. I'm giving you part impression. You're going to eat your tauts from 2004. What movie's that?
Starting point is 01:17:39 In for the win. Amy? Napoleon dynamite. Lunchbox? Napoleon dynamite. Eddie? Napoleon dynamite. You're all good.
Starting point is 01:17:45 Let's go. Are you going to eat your tots? No. Can I have them? What movie said, This is Sparta. From the year 2006. This is Sparta
Starting point is 01:18:03 Amy Bring it on The cheerleader movie Like, we're this Sparta This is Sparta This is Sparta Lunchbox That's definitely Russell Crow and the Gladiator
Starting point is 01:18:19 Oh Eddie? But I think that's the wrong year I thought gladiator I'm gonna go with 300 Well Amy you're wrong Oh dang it
Starting point is 01:18:27 Lunchbox you are wrong Eddie you are right Back in the game It is 300 He's back in the game I don't even know what that is I never seen it Four more to go
Starting point is 01:18:38 You're all tied to two Ugh What movie had the phrase You're my boy blue Easy one line movie quotes Who had the one line What movie You're my boy blue
Starting point is 01:18:52 I don't know that Yeah Amy come on It's like your favorite No Okay Amy what do you have Then I'm gonna say hangover It's not right
Starting point is 01:19:06 But you're in the right world Lunchbox Old school Eddie? That's old school, Bell. Old school is correct. 2003.
Starting point is 01:19:12 Blue, you're my boy! Thank you, sir. Before they said it's my favorite, which I knew it probably would be my favorite, I had Avatar because aren't they blue? Yeah. Oh, very literal. We are Sparta.
Starting point is 01:19:24 We are blue. Okay. If you're a bird, I'm a bird. Yeah, I'm in. It's a guest, though. Oh, man, I guess. Eddie? I went with the notebook.
Starting point is 01:19:39 Lunchbox? I put Z. Newlander. Amy? The notebook. The answer is the notebook. Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 01:19:45 I'm in. What? Here we go. Eddie four. Amy and Lunchbox three with two to go. Colson, feeling good again. Colson, you're back on top.
Starting point is 01:19:55 How you feel? The stock market's taking an upturn. All right, he said, let's go. Let's go. I heard him. Okay. Here we go. Two left.
Starting point is 01:20:02 I just wanted to take another look at you. From 2018. I just wanted to take another look at you. I can try to do this impression, I think. Okay, try, because I don't. I just wanted to take another look at you.
Starting point is 01:20:21 From 2018? Yeah. That was recent. I just want to take another look at you. Is that close? What movie's about a blind guy? I just wanted to take another look at you. Oh.
Starting point is 01:20:36 If that made someone get it right. Everybody in? I'm in. Amy? Sure. Sure is not right? Oh, I thought that he was asking if I was in. No, what's it?
Starting point is 01:20:50 What's your answer? Like Batman 5 or something? Batman 5? No, lunchbox. Joker. Incorrect. Eddie. Oh, I had the Joker. No, a star is born. Here.
Starting point is 01:20:58 Hey. I just want to take another look at you. I remember that. I never seen it. One to go. If Eddie gets it, he wins, but if you two get it, you can tie it. I'm right to block. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:21:09 Come on. The last one. I'm going to steal. The Declaration of Independence from 2004. All right, lunchbox, need an answer. Yeah, I got it. What is it? Borat.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Borat is not right. Amy. Night at the museum. Night at the museum is not right. What? Eddie. So I can still get this wrong? Yeah, and you still win.
Starting point is 01:21:39 And I still win? Yeah, what do you have? All right, Colson, we're good. We've got money, baby. I'm going with National Treasure. It's National Treasure. There he is. Nicholas Cage.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Colson wins. America wins. Colson, how do you feel, bud? I feel great. I had full faith in Eddie. Even when he missed hunger games, that was questionable, but he pulled through for me.
Starting point is 01:22:03 I'm stoked. All right, you want a $100 Walmart gift card. Get you some groceries. Get you something cool there. Let me remind you, Walmart photo, invite you to stay connected to the ones you love
Starting point is 01:22:13 by making beautiful prints, photo books, and wall art from your favorite photos taken during your time spent at home. $100. Walmart gift card goes to our buddy Colson. here. Colson, appreciate you listening in Boise. Congratulations on your win and we'll talk to you
Starting point is 01:22:26 soon, hopefully. Thanks, Bobby. All right, there he is. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Queen Bryant, she's 12 years old from South Carolina and she's sitting there watching TV with her five younger
Starting point is 01:22:41 siblings in her mobile home and she smells smoke and then she starts looking, she sees fire coming from the bedroom so she thinks quick, she's 12 years old and tells all her little brothers and sisters get out of the house. There are two babies, She grabs one in one arm, grabs the other one in the other arm, and she just takes them out of the house and saves them.
Starting point is 01:22:58 Cars driving by sees them. They call for help. Everything's okay. But then they're calling her a hero, right? And most people are like, no, no, no, I'm not a hero. Not queen. She goes, kind of feel proud being called a hero. Amy, you have a 13-year-old.
Starting point is 01:23:11 Yeah. Would she handle that situation the same? I think so. I really do. She's kind of like that. Eddie? No, no, definitely not. What would yours do?
Starting point is 01:23:21 Probably just getting a ball and, like, get under the bed. and say good luck. Fire don't get us now. All right, that's a good story. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Yesterday after work, Eddie was walking around behind the building and he sees a purse hanging from a dumpster.
Starting point is 01:23:41 And you thought what? Somebody was missing a purse. I was just like, oh, is that really a purse? So I went down there to check it out. And I documented it all on Instagram story. And you found there was a purse. There was no cash. Gosh, man, it had been pretty much gutted out except a wallet, which wasn't even by the purse.
Starting point is 01:23:58 It was somewhere else in the area, and everything was scattered. You know, credit cards. They didn't steal the credit cards, huh? Credit cards, business cards, and social security card. Yeah, if I were a petty thief, I'd be stealing identity and stealing credit cards. Maybe they just want cash because they don't want to worry about the tracing of things. I get it. I'd just wear a mask.
Starting point is 01:24:19 We're wearing them anyway. Then we get this voicemail from someone. name Holly. I am downstairs at the studio because producer Eddie is posting on his Instagram that he has my purse and I would like that back as long as it still has everything in it. That'd be great. Please, thank you. You're welcome. And Holly is on the phone now who now has her purse back. Holly, how are you? Hey, I'm good. So how did you know Eddie found your purse? So I was at lunch with my boss and my phone was going off and I was like, what is going on? And I checked my Instagram, DM and a couple of my friends had sent me Eddie's story and they're like is this your bag
Starting point is 01:25:00 because they knew that my car had been broken into over the weekend and I was like oh my god that is my bag and I just was like so overwhelmed with emotions that I'm pretty sure I sent Eddie like 25 DMs in a row because I was just like I was just freaking out honestly like I was beside myself I was like There's no way that someone found my bag. And it also had, like, my Social Security card and, like, my voter registration card. So it was definitely, like, just freaking out. Honestly, I was so elated that he had found it. So what's the story with your car being broken into?
Starting point is 01:25:34 Was it late at night? What happened there? Yeah. So I work, like, pretty close to L's studio, like, a couple buildings down. And Saturday night, I had left my car there while I, like, walked over to Midtown. And then I left my car there overnight. And when I came back in the morning, my window had been smashed and everything had been taken out of my truck. And there was, like, glass everywhere.
Starting point is 01:25:59 And it was just, honestly, like, the worst way to start a Sunday. That stinks. And I'm thinking, too, like, they're going to take it. Again, I'm scared they're going to run my credit cards. I'm scared they're going to take a picture of my ID and put it on the dark web, whatever the crap that is. Yeah, I was terrified, honestly, and I, like, cut off all of my cards that were in that wallet. But luckily, like, it didn't have my debit card. It just had credit card, so it was, like, pretty easy.
Starting point is 01:26:24 But, yeah, it was just definitely very overwhelming. And, like, what if one day, like, I find out that they did, like, take a picture of my Social Security card? I did. Oh, my goodness. I did. Hey, so this bag, this purse, this is a pretty nice purse or what? Yeah, it's, like, a collection purse. I don't know that you would be familiar.
Starting point is 01:26:46 How much it cost? How about how much it cost you think? If I was going to buy one right now. It was like $600. Dang. They didn't even keep that. They didn't even keep the stink. They had no idea.
Starting point is 01:26:57 Yeah. They should have. Eddie was like, dang, what am I doing? And you got the purse back too. Is the purse damaged? It is. From being in the sunlight,
Starting point is 01:27:07 it's made of like genuine python. So the python is now like a different color than it originally was. Oh, nice. But, you know, like, totally fine. like material things can be replaced anyway. I'm just happy that like someone found it and was someone influential enough that people like got the word around to me
Starting point is 01:27:27 and it happened to be so close. You guys are basically like my neighbors at work. Had you ever heard of the show before this Persigate? Yeah, absolutely. I never know. I don't think anybody. Oh yeah, no, I never assume. I never assume crap. Most of the time people are like, so what do you do?
Starting point is 01:27:43 So that's a podcast? No, it's a radio show. That's fun. You talk to people. Holly, what do you, like what area of work? Do you work in music, like over here since you're over here by us? I do not work in the music business. Everyone assumes that because our building is on music row. We work in, like, staffing and recruiting.
Starting point is 01:28:02 Okay, cool. Well, I'm really glad that you got your purse back. I've had my car broken into and stuff Jack before, and you just don't ever get it back. Yeah. That's really. Eddie, nice job posting it on Instagram story. You're a hero, Eddie. No, not a hero.
Starting point is 01:28:15 I'm just a regular person. Holly, I'm so glad you got your purse back, though. Did you guys meet? Thank you. Nope. We didn't meet. I wasn't here when she picked it up. Okay, well.
Starting point is 01:28:23 Oh, did you get a reward? Oh. Oh. I'm just saying, I mean, he did find a nice purse and he did return it. That's a genuine python there, Holly. I think was what you said. That is completely fair. I'll definitely send something to the studio to reward you guys for your hard work,
Starting point is 01:28:43 detective. Holly, I'm so happy you got your purse back. Thank you for spending a few minutes with us, and I hope you have a good day and a good weekend. Yeah, thank you so much, Bobby. Thanks for having me. All right, see you later. There she is.
Starting point is 01:28:54 That's crazy, huh? So crazy. I honestly didn't think anyone was going to, like, reach out and say, that's mine. Pretty crazy. You're so influential. I know, I know. You're an influencer on Instagram.
Starting point is 01:29:05 That's what she just said. I want to go on vacations and post it. You should sell tummy tea now. I'm down. I'll do it. We get a lot of emails asking. for advice. Here's one. Let's open up the mailbag. Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My name is Monica. I'm 25 years old. I have a 30-year-old
Starting point is 01:29:24 boyfriend who I've been with for about eight months. He's great. We're in love. All is good. But I'm starting to get the feeling that he still lives in his high school days. And it's a little weird to me. He was a jock in high school. Clearly, it was a good time in his life. He still hangs out with all his football buddies on Sundays. They play in a flag football league. You know what, that's fine. The thing is, he goes back to his hometown every fall to go to his high school homecoming game, and he wants me to go with him. Why, Bobby Bones, would a grown man still go to his high school homecoming game? You have a job, he's a fireman, and a girlfriend, that's me, and a life. I'd understand if you had kids or a relative playing, but still having school spirit at this point
Starting point is 01:30:08 just seems sad. I haven't been back to high school since I graduated. Is this just a guy thing or am I being weird? Signed Monica. First of all, you have to do it. If he wants to go, you have to go with him. It means something to him. We'll talk about if it's weird or not later. If it means something to him, you just have to go do it. He's not asking you to do anything illegal or that hurts. Yeah. It's okay if you, it's a little douchey, but okay, aren't we all? I am. I am. Yeah. Well, and I didn't know it was dushy to do that. Is it? I would think, I haven't, I tried to go. I'm. I tried to go back for mine last year at Mountain Pine.
Starting point is 01:30:47 Yeah. But I haven't been back in like 15 years. I would think to go back every few years would be cool, especially if it's a trip. Yeah, he goes every year. I would understand if you lived in the town. But it sounds like he doesn't live in the town. So it's probably a little excessive, but we love the people we're with for what they do good and excessive. Like you have, you have to go with them.
Starting point is 01:31:07 You can think he's a weirdo, Uncle Rico for any of us who are Gen X. You know what that means? I still claim Gen X. I don't care if they say 1980, millennial. I'm not dealing with the people I claim Gen X. So there you go. That's what I think. You have to go back with them.
Starting point is 01:31:27 It is weird, but you have to go let him live his life. That's a joyful part of his life. Lunchbox still has this prom crown. And he talks about being prom king, his senior year in high school. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. I mean, you're proud of where you came from. You're proud of your history. And maybe he wants you to take you back to the high school game to show you off.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Be like, hey, look what I got. You know, maybe there's some chick to. There's a teacher at the school that he wanted to date back in the day. and she said no. I think it shows, too, that he can, like, he finds things important in his life. I think that's a good sign in somebody. It's not like it's something really awful that he's...
Starting point is 01:32:00 I think it's just weird that he's still living in high school. That's what she's saying. Yeah. Because he's still hanging out with all these. There's an episode of Friends where Monica starts dating a guy that she had a crush on in high school because he was the coolest guy. And she's like, I can't believe I'm going out with him. And so she goes out with them.
Starting point is 01:32:14 And he used to work at the movie theater back in the day. and he's like, yeah, I get movie posters and he still works at the movie theater, still hangs out with all the people from high school. That sort of reminds me of a little bit, but it's fine. Yeah, this is nothing. This is not any sort of red flag. Let him have his thing.
Starting point is 01:32:28 You'll have yours the end, and hopefully you get married. Yeah, just put the face paint on and go to the game. Yeah, you want to do that? Go ahead. My high school, by the way, we don't have enough people turning out this year. We're playing eight on eight. Oh.
Starting point is 01:32:40 Really? I think only 15 kids turned out for the football team. I went to a really small school. but we were you know we had 45 probably in my graduating class what how many are normally out there what do you mean oh 11 on each side okay you probably need for a small school 30 to 40 kids to field a team on the low end and you're talking players that play both offense and defense the same game that's tiring most of us played off I mean yes I played defense a little bit I wasn't trying to hit anybody. So I played defensive back
Starting point is 01:33:14 a little bit. I was mostly just an offensive guy. Played a little in the slot, a little wide receiver. I didn't like to hit. Yeah, we play eight on eight football. I mean, there are no tackles. Yeah. Wow. Or like no guards and no tight ends. Because of the count or because of Corona?
Starting point is 01:33:29 Because no, because they don't have enough players. 15 total. Wow. Wow. There you go. Anyway, we'll close the mailbag. Monica, hang in there. Just go do it. If you love them, go do it. You'll have something you'll make him do. The end. Close it up, Raymond.
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Starting point is 01:37:12 with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS. Dot E.D.U. slash military. Everybody say hi to Jamie, who's on the phone right now. Hi, Jamie. Hi.
Starting point is 01:37:27 How are you, Jamie? Where do you live? I talk a while Oklahoma. Oh, wow. Where's that? I'm right up I-35. kind of close to Kansas, actually. Like Tulsa, then, near Tulsa. Yeah, we're about two hours away.
Starting point is 01:37:40 Oh, my girlfriend's from Fort Gibson. Have you heard of it? Yes, sir. You know also Independence, Kansas? I've watched Last Chance to you, those two seasons on Independence Community College. You know about them at all? I know of Independence, Kansas, but that's about it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:37:57 Well, I'm glad you're on because we're going to give you a chance to win a little prize here. Up for grabs a $100 Walmart gift card. Sweet. Exactly. So, we're going to do country music, who said it. Oh, gosh. I'm going to give you a quote from a famous country music artist. You tell me who said it. I'll even give you some options.
Starting point is 01:38:15 And the show will give their guess. And then you can say whatever you want, Jamie. Okay? Okay. Great. Country music, who said it? Who said? There will always be people who say I ruined a country music.
Starting point is 01:38:31 A, Toby Keith. B. Natalie Mainz the Dixie Chicks, the Chicks, excuse me, the Chicks, C. Casey Musgraves, oh. D. Tyler Hubbard of Florida, Georgia Line. E. Sam Hunt. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 01:38:50 How many letters are going? No, you're not. Luke Bryan. Those are your, those are your, you have six of them here. You want to hear them again? Yes, please. I shouldn't have read them out of letters. I just said, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:39:00 Z. Oh, boy. Toby Keith, Natalie Mains of the Chick. Casey Musgraves, Tyler Hubbard of FGL, Sam Hunt, or Luke Bryan, who said, there will always be people who say I ruined country music. All right. Let's go over to Amy first. You've heard the options, Amy.
Starting point is 01:39:19 What you got? Yeah, I guess I'm going to go with Sam Hunt. Okay. Why? I don't know. I feel like maybe he, maybe in an interview at some point he was asked about his music being different and not resonating with some hard. court country fans, and that was his response.
Starting point is 01:39:40 Lunchbox, who do you think it is? I went with the lead singer of the chicks, Natalie Mainz, because she made a comment about someone, and they said, oh, you ruined country music. Get out of here. Eddie, who do you think? I was going to go Natalie Mainz, too, but the way she said, I, I don't think she would talk like that,
Starting point is 01:39:58 representing the chicks. Wow, what a great catch in that quote. Thank you, thank you. But she's the one that said it. So I'm going to go with Luke Bryan. just because maybe he feels a little bit butt shaking and all that people are going to think I'm ruining
Starting point is 01:40:12 country news. That's a great catch on the eye because if you're in a band you don't go you know, they say I did this. You would say they don't they say they don't well that's why I didn't pick Tyler Hubbard because he's half of a band but I've,
Starting point is 01:40:24 the Natalie Mays thing. Are you sure you just didn't know no that's why I didn't no that's why I didn't I was like well I mean if he ruined it so did BK Which they didn't.
Starting point is 01:40:37 I like their music. Morgan, I want to come to you. Who said there will always be people who say I ruined a country music? I'm on the same page as Eddie. I'm pretty sure it's Luke Bryan. Okay. Now, Jamie, you've heard these four give their answers. They know nothing.
Starting point is 01:40:51 Yeah, we know nothing. Except they know all these people. You know them all. Yeah, I don't think Toby Keith would say that. Yeah, he would say the opposite. That's true. All right, Jamie, talk me through this. Who you got here?
Starting point is 01:41:07 I'm going to go with Luke Bryan, I guess. I had the most votes. Are you going because they voted or because you would have picked it? Oh, man. I probably would have picked him also. I don't know him, but I feel like that might be something he would say. Well, the quote, if I were to do the impression of the person doing it, would go, there will always be people who say I ruin country music.
Starting point is 01:41:31 And that's Luke Brian. There it is. Shake it for me. Nice. In an interview with the LA Times, he was defending his crossover hits like Country Girl Shake It for me, which purists hate.
Starting point is 01:41:44 But he thinks it's because they grew up in a different time. He said, I'm a small-town kid. I listen to Alan Jackson, NWA, the Beastie Boys, Garth Brooks. My generation, as far as being a country kid, was the first to have this kind of music that was integrated in.
Starting point is 01:41:56 I totally agree with them. Yeah, for sure. Napster was a game changer for everyone. It used to be where you lived regionally is how you got your music for the most part. Once the Internet happened, New rules. The end. Luke Bryant. And Jamie is our winner.
Starting point is 01:42:10 Jamie, you're going to win. Yay! A $100 Walmart gift card. Walmart photo invite you to stay connected to the ones you love by making beautiful prints, photo books, and wall art from all your favorite photos taken during the time spent at home. All right, Jamie. Hey, Jamie, who's your favorite artist in country music, though?
Starting point is 01:42:26 Ooh, probably Miranda Lambert. Have you seen Miranda Live? Yes, I have. How was that? Amazing, of course. Yeah, if you had to do a Mount Rushmore, Jamie. That's four favorite artists. It could be any genre.
Starting point is 01:42:41 Yeah, so I'm assuming Miranda's one of them. Miranda Garz. Oh, nice. Probably Reba. And can I pick Willie Nelson? Pick whoever you want. You pick him, of course. All right.
Starting point is 01:42:53 Well, congratulations. Stan LaLine. We're going to get you your gift card. And thank you for listening to the show. Awesome. Thank you guys so much. All right, there she is. There she is.
Starting point is 01:43:00 Jamie. Thank you guys for hanging out. Don't forget on Thursday of next week. The segment that America has been waiting for. But I won't say anything about it. This movie trailer will. October 1st. On the Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 01:43:15 All the things you love in a story. Fornangling. A vote. Paint. October 1st. Oh, my God, I do that every time. I know. It's like, Bobby's going to remember that they say the date.
Starting point is 01:43:38 That segment was talked about over a month ago. A listener reminded us to do it. I don't know the whole story. I'm super excited about it. it, but October 1st, something, some drama went down. So you made a movie trailer about that. Who is that? That's Steve, our voice guy.
Starting point is 01:43:50 Oh. Oh, not Scoo with Steve. Yeah, Steve Sykes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, Steve. Okay. Tomorrow, Keith Urban is on, the Friday morning dance party. Hope you guys have a great day.
Starting point is 01:43:58 Don't forget there's a new episode of Amy's podcast, Four Things with Amy Brown. Well, you're talking about what? Mental health, all episode long, I have a therapist on. So no matter if you're struggling a little bit or a lot, it'll be a helpful episode for you because September is suicide awareness. month, so we also talk a little bit about that and give some statistics that are pretty scary. All right. Check it out. Four things with Amy Brown. That'll do it for today. What are you doing today?
Starting point is 01:44:23 Just school pickup, the kids, homework. Stashear has been super stressed this week. She has a test every day, including tomorrow, Friday, so we've got to end the week strong. What about you? Doing some work with Purina and the service dogs campaign where they're trying to buy service dogs for vets. Yeah, I love that. And we had done a bunch of work just on our show, and they were like, hey, we're doing it too. Why don't we do it together? So those service dogs for a vet who needs it, they're about $20,000 each. It's so expensive. The dog's got to be trained. They got to be, so there's a lot of things they have to go through to be considered a service dog that can help vets with PTSD. So that's what the whole campaign's about. So I'll be doing a lot with them.
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