The Bobby Bones Show - Eddie Apologizes To His Wife ON THE AIR! + Disney Character Game + Bobby Opens The Listener Mailbag!

Episode Date: December 21, 2020

Eddie accused his wife of taking his wallet for two days before finding it...under the seat of HIS vehicle! He takes to the air to publicly apologize. We play a fun Disney character game where show members have to identify types of animals. Plus, Bobby opens up mailbag to answer questions from listeners! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's AMU. . AP-U-S. So there's a place you can put up a picture and go, hey, roast me. And all they do is make fun of you. And so I put a picture in my house. I'm just holding up signs and roast me. So I did it, Eddie, Lunchbox, and Raymundo. However, Ramundo, our producers, got taken down twice.

Yeah, I don't know. One of them I had my shirt off. I get that. The other one, I was just wearing a tank top. Nothing wrong with that pick. They said, potential Photoshop. So you're out. Good for you.

I'll give you my top five first. Drum roll, please. Number five. Looks to me like a midlife crisis, Johnny Knoxville. Number four. Looks like what happens when a famous actor turns into a drug addict except you'll never make a comeback. Oh my gosh.

Dang. What? Number three. I'm sure you tell everyone you're using this downtime during quarantine to finally finish your screenplay, but we all know you're just talking preteen YouTubers all day. Number two. You look like the end result of a nerdy guy who got rejected a lot in school. Somehow found success, made money, doesn't know how to function as an adult, will be going

bankrupt in the very near future. Except the last part. Kind of true? And then number one, the number one roast on me. You look like Ryan Seacrest made love to Drew Carey. And I'm the baby. That's funny, dude. There you go. Those are my top five roasts.

All right, let's go over to Eddie, your five roast when you posted your picture. Oh, boy. Well, the description's funny because it's 40 years old, have four dads with a bod to prove it. And that's the title on top. First one, here we go. Looks kind of like Adam Sandler, but not funny. I mean, I don't think I look like Adam Sandler. Did you pick these?

No. Like, how do you make that? How did that make the top five? Eddie picked the nicest ones. How did you know? Like, I picked the ones that went the hardest. Okay, number four. Looks like a Walmart brand, Tony Stark.

Okay. I mean, I don't know. This is what they wrote, okay? We have to have Mike D find the ones that were hard for. Number three, why is your mom still dressing you? I guess because I have like shorts and a t-shirt. I don't know. Number four, something tells me he's spoken to Chris Hansen in person.

Now, that's funny. That's funny. I got one of those too. There you go. You want them to all be terrible? Okay, one more. And the last one. This guy is easily in his 60s.

Jerks. Maybe you're just not that roastable. Well, I mean, I'm telling you, bones. There's some in there that I can't tell on air. Yeah. Like a really bad one. I guess so. I'm looking at them now.

Do you see one in there that I left out? That's not good. I see like four you left out. That's not good. But can you say it? Okay. Lunchbox, give me your top five. Okay.

So the picture of me is in a Harlem Globetrotters jersey and I said, Prom King still living the dream 21 years later, heading to the court to hoop. Number five, prom king but homeschooled was your aunt or sister queen. That's a good one, good one. Number four, the world would be better off if he just went back to 1999 and quarantined himself there.

All right. Number three, he is apparently still living through his make-a-wish foundation today. That's a good one. Oh, dang. Go ahead. Number two, I thought you weren't allowed to use Photoshop. for these pictures. Chester here's got the head of a 50-year-old

hobo and the body of a six-year-old. Chester. They made you with three of them there. Chester, then the head, then the body. Dang, all right, go ahead. And number one, I didn't know Chuck Norris was addicted to meth. Oh, dang. There you go. Nice.

Well, those are our roasts. We did invite those. We said, hey, let us have it. And so, well, they did. That was funny. That last one, people are, the internet is... No, they're funny. Oh. One about lunchbox.

And what hillbilly backwoods, Hicktown was your buddy prom king? Hey, Bones, on yours, I saw one that said, um, it said like, uh, I really like to say something bad about you, but I really can't. And it said, was it you? Did you post on your own? Probably. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I think I was just getting it going.

I don't know. It sounds like something I would do. That's funny. It was like, I'd really. Oh, here's what it says. Someone said, you're actually pretty cool looking. Wish I could say more. That was me. My name is on there. All right, lunchbox, what's going on here?

So I called zoos across the country because, frankly, a lot of zoos are closed right now. But the ones that were open, I would call them. And I'm like, oh, I'm enjoying the zoo today. But I'm over here by this animal. And oh, my gosh, one of the animals got out. And then they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? Animal. And then I tell them what animal got out. It's always an animal that isn't really at the zoo.

Here you go. Here's clip number one. Hey, how's it going? I'm walking around the zoo and I'm out of here by the alpacas. And I got to say, I love your zoo, but I just saw, I think an animal got out of their cage. An animal got out of their cage? Yes, ma'am. I saw a squirrel run by and I was like, oh, no, I got to call the front desk.

A squirrel? Yeah, a squirrel. Like, I don't know if someone let it out or open the cage, but I don't know if you want to come get it or what do I do? Squirrels aren't kept in cages. Oh. Yeah, they're okay. What if the alpaca gets it? The alpaca won't get this squirrel.

Okay. All right. Well, thank you. Okay, bye. That's funny. She's nice. Okay, here he is calling a different zoo. Yes, ma'am.

I just walked by the reptile exhibit. You know, now I'm getting something to eat. And I think one of the reptiles got out. What is it? Well, I don't know how long it's been here because it's made its own web and everything. So, like, I got my family away from there as fast as I could, and I called you immediately because I couldn't find anybody in the park. So I don't know if you want to shut it down where we need to go.

But, yeah, there is a spider that definitely is out of the reptile exhibit. We do. There is actually a lot of spiders throughout the park that sometimes come out. But I'll definitely let somebody know. Should I try to grab it? No, I wouldn't recommend it. Okay. All right.

Thank you so much. No problem. This poor girl. He also said in the first part they called that a reptile had escaped. Right. It's not a reptile. It's not a reptile. Here's one more.

Lunchbox calling zoo saying animals escaped that should never be in cages to begin with. Oh, I'm having a great day at the zoo today. It is beautiful. And we're over here by the elephants. And whoa, one of the animals has gotten out of their cage. What animal, sir? It's a beautiful butterfly. Like, it's really pretty, but I don't know who let it out or what.

But, oh, the elephant almost stepped on it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I don't know. Like, can you send someone? What do I need to do? Yes, I'm sending someone. Actually, I'm coming out there right now.

Okay. I'll see you in a minute. All right, thank you. She knows. She got on it. It was somebody messing with her. All right, there you go. Nice job, lunchbox.

That's funny. All right, crew, I'll play you the theme to a TV show from the 2000s. All you have to do is name the show. Write your answers down. This one's easy. It's the example. Do you know this TV show? Oh, come on.

You all know that one. Yes. One, two, three. Friday night. Good. Are you ready? The game starts now. Up for grabs.

This quarter. Oh. That's right. All right, here we go. Song number one. Name this TV theme show song. Whatever. For the 2000.

All right. Hold your answers up. Say them out loud. One, two, three. Breaking Bad. Nice. Breaking Bad it is. You're all still in.

In the quarter. Still here. name this theme song number two nobody is writing right now wow you're already hitting it that's the whole song basically we'll do it one more time oh I know that

all right friends one two three modern family I watched the show and I can't even think of it I had Big Bang but that has words that has words Big Bang is our whole universe is in a back

right Play that again Ray this is how I met your mother Oh my gosh Yeah. That's like Lunchbox's a show, too. That's why I was picturing Charlie Sheen in my head. Yes.

But I didn't know if it was that or because Denise Surcher's on. No, that's two and a half men you're thinking about. Oh, what is it? That's how I met your mother. A different show? Yeah. All right. You're all still in.

Number three. All right, good. Let's go to Lunchbox first. Man, I think that's Dexter. Eddie? I'm going to go with Mad Men. Amy? Madman.

The answer is Mad Men. Yeah. I've never seen it. Me either. Lunchbox has been eliminated. Let's go with number four. Write your answer down. I'm in.

All right. One, two, three. Hannah Montana. Nice. You're both moving on the next round. Still up for grabs. Was Miley singing. 25 cents.

Number five. Name it. You guys in? I'm in, dude. You're in? Oh yeah. 100% Amy. I'm going to get this right.

I know. I know I know this. I know that I know it. A little bit. I'll wait until you. A little bit what? Nothing. Yeah.

It's a big hint, whatever you're about to say. Five seconds. Okay, I'm in. Amy, what do you have? Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eddie? It's Curbier enthusiasm. Oh.

Because in our mixtapes I did yesterday, Frollick is the name of that song. Yeah, we just heard it. Yeah. Okay. This one's, no one gets this next one. I don't even know why you play it, but we'll give it a run. Okay.

Here you go. What TV show is that from the 2000s? Yeah Who sings this Remi Zero Is that right? I don't know It's like someone I play

On my college radio station Because we're alternative The Switch 91.1 Here we are It's me, the Bob man And I think there's a connection here Between an artist and show Really?

I think so Amy, do you have any idea? I have a guess What is it? Angel? Uh-uh Eddie For the win

Maybe I'm wrong Charmed No Yeah I guess you're wrong That's the same band And Charmed Yeah Yeah, because he was with Alyssa Milano.

Oh. No, I don't know that. Smallville. Smallville. We had the network, right? CW. All right, the next one. You named this TV show by the theme song from the 2000.

Do you guys feel about that one? Yeah, I've heard it before. I'm in. Oh, you're in? I mean, I'm in. 100%? No. What percentage would you say?

Eh, five. 5%. 5%. Okay. Eddie, what do you have over there? I have nothing. Hold on. Three seconds.

Okay, three seconds. Let's go with the... Time. Okay. What do you got? One tree hill. Amy? Parkes and Rec?

Well, one do you have it right? Dang it. She's got it. I don't know. Amy got it. Oh! There you go. Here's your quarter.

There you go. Nice job. Thank you. There she is. Big winner. Dang, how do you feel about that? Hey, Ray, play number 12. Amy, do you know this one?

Um, um, um, That's the O.C. Yeah. Because that dude went to your high school. Yeah, Ben, whatever. Benjamin McKenzie? No, the main actor in the O.C. Oh, wow.

Except for he wasn't, that wasn't his name in high school. He changed it for Hollywood. Oh, we did? Benjamin and something else. Buttons? No. Then he's in Gotham. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. They're pretty good for him. Amy, congratulations on your win. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner.

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Tell me something good. Man, this stinks. At least at first, an elderly dog who was dumped at a shelter in San Francisco with a giant tumor on her chest is now living her best life. Boo-boo, the 13-year-old wiener dog, who was never taken in to have the tumor treated

and she was literally dragging it on the ground because she could barely walk and those terrible owners just dropped off at the dump. I hate that. She was found. Got the care she needed. Took her to the vet.

The vet removed a 3.2 pound mass which is about a third of her body weight. It wasn't cancerous. After the surgery, Boo Boo was adopted by Ashley Suster who says her new pet has bounced back beautifully. Quote, she especially loves running around.

I think because it's been so long since she was able to run around. Man, those people that drop that dog off like that, that's awful. But for Ashley Schuster and these vets and the Muttville Senior Dog Rescue, that's amazing. Shout out to you guys. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Florida. An 80-year-old man was headed to the beach, get some sunshine, nice day out, and he's reversing his Dodge Challenger into a spot. And he thinks he got the perfect spot going to hit the break. Instead, he hits the gas over the parking thing. down the beach right into the water.

He's how old? 80 years old. Now, the question is, is 80 a bonehead or is he just old? I know. That's where I don't know. I'm going to say not a bonehead, probably just a little too old to be. I mean, I'm looking at the car. It's deep in the water.

But again, I'm going to go with old, not a bonehead. Amy? Yeah, I think I got to go with old. But I hope at 80 I could still drive. Are you committed to still calling him a Bonehead Lunchbox? Yeah, I mean, if he's well enough to drive and he's got a nice car, so the 80-year-old looks like he bought a brand-new car, so he plans on driving for a while.

And I'm Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Well, let's open up the mailbag here. You guys send them. We answer them. Bobby's Mailbag. They're right, hey Bobby, morning studio. I need your help. My husband is a sentimental pack rat.

He packs everything. He keeps it all. I call some cherish memories. I'm talking about ticket stubs of his favorite movies and concerts. Old shirts. He wore in high school that allegedly still fit. Birthday and holiday cards from the last few years, receipts, tons of paper.

If it has a memory, he keeps it. But all I see is a bunch of trash, and he won't allow me to throw any of it away. Well, during quarantine, I was working from home. He's been going to the office. One day, I tested to see if he noticed that anything would be missing. So I threw out some papers and a shirt. Days went by nothing.

This past weekend, I heard a shrievee. from upstairs. Babe, where's my Green American Eagle polo? Mind you, the shirt is from 10th grade and is too small. Of course, I denied it, but what should I, or we do? I want them to clean up and get rid of some unnecessary clutter. We need to come to a compromise. Thanks for your help.

That's the email. Amy, go ahead. You've had to deal with this a little bit. Yeah, that's hard. I know firsthand, because my husband keeps a lot of things, and it's very sentimental. I had his t-shirts turn into a blanket. So that's how I handled a bunch of the extra shirts.

Did he like that, though? He didn't love it. Yeah, I can't see me liking that. But it's, it is what it is. It's done. That was years ago he deployed for a couple months overseas and came back to a blanket. Hey.

No, I mean, I think it's, yes. Does he like the blanket over? the shirt's just being mysteriously gone? Yes, he loves the blanket. But I think that you have to respect the fact that we're all different and it means something to him. So the compromise is you find a place for him to store all of his stuff. But you give him the opportunity to get rid of it.

I just don't think it's our right to just casually have stuff disappear and see if they notice. So your angle is... And I'm speaking from experience because I've done it. Find a place to store it. Airplane models that accidentally fall off the fireplace and break. Wink, wink. You know, stuff like that. My would be go to him and say, hey, you got a lot of crap here.

You never use it. Like, we have to do something about it. So what is it that I can do? What would you like me to change? Like, what are my stuff? I would say give him the power to go, well, if you don't like this, I also don't like this, let's both kind of peel on your back. What if he says, you're perfect?

That's never going to happen. I would say go to him and say, hey, is there anything about in the same vein that I can help you with that drives you crazy? And then come to a compromise that way. Just throwing it away is going to get you in trouble. But you're right. It's a compromise situation. Yeah. You say find a place to store it.

You have to talk about it. I say, don't just do it. You can say, hey, pick the five worst things every three months that you don't need anymore. Let's toss them out. And then make him go to the bottom of his barrel of gifts. and ticket stubs and receipts and clean it out that way. Or go to Walmart or Target and buy a storage bin, start with one, clear so you can see through it and he can still see exactly what's in there.

You know, I think that there's something to that. Okay. Well, there you go. You can go to Facebook. We'll write the question up there. We'll post the email and give us your feedback. Just go over to the Facebook page, Bobby Bones Show. Morgan, if people want to reach out to us by email, where do they email?

Mailbag at bobbybones.com. And that was Bobby. Mailbag. Just throwing stuff away though. That's the no-go. We agree with that, right? That's not good. I would also say don't make his clothes into a blanket.

No offense. We learn. Don't do that. It's fine now. And the kids use it. It's great. It's actually a great blanket. Oh, yeah, I would be too.

Like, it's not a shirt anymore. No. Yeah. There's a compromise situation there. No, but did, yeah, I think I told you all this. Also, he's not going to notice if receipts are gone. Honestly. No, he won't.

But the big step he'll notice. Okay, there we go. I'm done. I'll play you a famous song from a movie. just name the movie it's most known for and they get harder as it goes Amy will come to you first Can you name this movie based on the song

Like I said they start out pretty easy Can you name This is Will Smith, Men in Black I'll take Men in Black Men in Black is correct There you go, good good Lunchbox can you name this one The Shallow

Oh Okay I think I know this one Go ahead A Star is Correct. Nice. Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper. Eddie, can you name this one? This is Take My Breath Away by Berlin. Can you name the movie? Oh, are you struggling?

Yeah. You are. Uh-huh. Seriously? That things would be that hard. Take my breath away. I mean, I'm thinking dirty dancing, but it's not. I've seen dirty dancing. This song is not in that movie.

Take my breath away. Dang it. I mean, let's go Pretty Woman. Wow. That's not right? It's Top Gun. Oh, gosh. That Danger Zone's Top Gun.

Yeah, but there are more than one song. Dang, and Eddie goes down round one. Wow. See ya. Sucka. Amy. The band is Survivor. The song is I of the Tiger.

What movie is this from? Rocky. Correct. Rocky 3. Rocky. Both would have been accepted. Okay. Lunchbox.

Here's the song. I believe I can fly. His name we shall not share, but. It doesn't matter. I believe I can fly. Can you name the movie lunchbox? Never seen it, but I know it. It's Space Jam.

It's on Netflix now too, right? Yeah, dude, you can watch it. I tried to find it on Netflix, and I couldn't find it. That's on one of those. Maybe Amazon. I think it's on Netflix. Mike, we find out where Space Jam is? My kids watch it every day, so it's on something free.

Every day? Yes, they love it. Oh, they do? When I see Eddie on NBA 2K on PlayStation 4? It's not me. I'll text and be like, dude, are you on right now? He's like, my kids have it. Oh, he won't stop playing it.

It's never me. See? Oh, it just got taken off? Oh, we must have bought it then. I didn't even know. All right, Amy, name the movie. Can you feel the love tonight? From Elton John.

What movie is this from? Lion King. Correct. Yeah. Good. Again, they're getting a little harder as we go. Lunchbox. The singer is Judy Garland.

Are you familiar with her? Judy Garland. Over the rainbow is the song Eddie's Wheelhouse song Judy Garland over the rainbow Okay, okay, okay, that could be that I mean What is Wizard of Oz about?

Is that about going over a rainbow? That's the Golden Brick Road But I don't know anything about a rainbow The golden brick road, right? Got it. Yellow. But then Doesn't matter yellow. But then this could,

this also sounds like, It could be black and white, like that gun with the wind. I don't even know what that is. I give you a hint. There's definitely black and white in the movie. So it is old. You're on the right track. There's definitely black and white in the movie.

Hmm. Man, I don't know any other black and white. What is that one you like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think about it. What is that one you like? It's called. You need an answer in three seconds.

The only one I got is gone with the wind. Is that your answer? Yeah, that's all I know. It is a Wizard of Oz. No! No! You're so new. No! No! No! How can that be black and white if they got a yellow brick road?

It starts black and white and ends black and white. Oh, no! He got them. So did I win? You did. You want to roll through the rest of these? Here's the next one. The biggest one you ever heard and this is how we go. Oh, super color.

Even though the shadow of baby, popping quite a crime. Yeah, Mary Poppins. Yeah, good. Do you know this one? Seal? Yeah. Oh, Batman. Yeah.

I would accept a Batman, acceptable, and Batman forever. Okay. Would you have got this one? Spider-Man. Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse. Yeah. Wow. Stevenson loved that.

This was the hardest one. Here you go. What movie is Prince when Doves Cry from? I mean, I already won't, so just give me a hint. I don't want you to tell me what it is. Much, do you know Prince when Doves Cry? I'm a guest Zoolander. No?

Uh-uh. It's from Purple Rain. Prince's movie about him. Seriously? Oh. There's a movie called Purple Rain. Oh. And the tiebreaker would have been this one right here?

Amy. Bodyguard. You already won. There she is. Nice job, Amy. There she is. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University

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and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class-leading interior space. Available front and second-row relaxation seats. Available class. exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class exclusive dash camera feature. 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims, seating configurations for 7-8 passengers, available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.

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dot edu slash military. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Bobby, do you think your dog Stanley would rescue you if you were in trouble? No, no chance. My dog is a year old. He's a English bulldog. He won't run to me unless I really say the word treat or there's some sort of eating advantage to his life.

But no. Well, a new study found that around one in three dogs will actually try to rescue their owners in an emergency. And if the dog has had some sort of training in rescuing their owner, they're eight times more likely to try. Yeah, the only way my dog would jump down a well to save me is if I yelled, hey, I got a food down here. Are you hungry? And then he would just jump in and die with me. That would be what would happen. Nice.

Well, just so people know, you can train your dog to rescue you. Domino's shared a hack for reheating pizza in the microwave, and I just think it's genius because a lot of times pizza will come out soggy. So apparently you just put a glass of water next to the pizza in the microwave, and the water helps the base of the pizza stay crispy, but it allows the cheese to melt. And you do only 30 to 45 seconds, and you'll have leftover pizza that's not soggy,

and that'll work for any sort of leftovers that you. you have. Finally, news I can use. I did see the story and thought, wow, that's all I have to do is put a couple water in there. Mm-hmm. All right, what else? What is the least shareable thing that you can think of?

Like, if you had to share something, yeah. Yeah, a toothbrush. That's easy. That's up there. I have the top five things that people just do not want to share. Okay. And at number five is bathrooms. Now, a lot of people have to share a bathroom,

but they think if someone is in the shower, you should not be on the toilet or whatever. Especially if you could see them. Right? I don't care about the water, the flushing. If you have a wall in between it, I don't think it's so bad, but I don't want to take a shower

and watch somebody squat on the toilet right beside me. Okay, well, you and Caitlin, y'all are fairly new in your relationship. Has she seen you go to the bathroom? No, she's not going to see me go to the bathroom ever unless I'm super sick and can't get up. But that's not a new thing. I've been in relationships that were long,

and no, no one's going to see me on the toilet. Hoyland. The next thing would be social media passwords. We don't want to share that stuff. Well, I'm not sharing any of that. Don't open my mail. Don't get into my social media. Yeah, yeah. That's not going to happen. Razors. Don't care. I would share a razor. Number two is what you said, your toothbrush, which, ugh. And my husband and I's toothbrushes, they're identical. And I had put mine on our charger that we share, but he had had his on there. So when he woke up, he wasn't paying attention. And he grabbed it. And he brushed his teeth with my toothbrush. Disgusting.

I know. But I mean, our toothbrushes are electric and they're expensive. I can't just, I have to just deal with it. And people can say, well, you kiss them. But yeah, but I don't want to stick my tongue in between their teeth and up in their gums. I know. We're out of brush heads and everything. I poured a bunch of hydrogen peroxide on there.

I don't know if that did anything. And then lastly, underwear. People don't want to share that. I'll wear Caitlin's all the time. So who cares. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Something good. So shout out to this Army vet, Paul Laird. He now runs a successful HVAC business, and he started a nonprofit to go along with the business, and it's called the Veterans Home Improvement Project, and he's installing heating systems, fixing roofs, replacing windows and more for other veterans and servicemen and women, and he's doing it at no charge.

He plans to set aside $100 from each of his paid jobs to help fund this nonprofit. fit and he's getting all the materials and labor donated. That's awesome. Love it. Yeah, that's what it's all about right there, friends. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over to Amy and get the morning corny.

A morning corny. Why can't you play soccer with pigs? Why can't you play soccer with pigs? They hog the ball. Nice. And a sound effect. Nice. That was the morning corny.

We get these targeted ads on Instagram and Facebook. So Ray Mundo, our audio producer, is going to read a targeted ad. We have to guess who's getting the target. Okay, go ahead, Ray. Nerdy but chill shirts and a cornhole golf game. What's the first one? Nerdy but chill shirts. Okay.

It was the only two, but apparently they're dorky-type shirts that kind of brag that you're all so cool. Okay, and a cornhole golf game. All right. That's a year. That's a new shirt. One hundred percent. Wait, wait, what? That's you.

Trying to play it off. I'd say that again. What ring? I don't understand that. They're like these button-up shirts. They go, are you nerdy, but still want to look chill? These are for you. And why do you get cornhole games?

It's a corno golf game. No, no. So it's golf and you try to knock the balls into the... Got it. I didn't buy either one of them. But when I looked this morning, we were playing this game, those are the ones that popped up. Okay, next one.

Wine, swim. swimsuits, Amazon Echo Show, and Taco Bell. Easy. Well, it's one of the girls, right? It's either Amy or Morgan number two. I don't think about Morgan number two. It's Amy. I think it's Amy.

Wine. What are they again, Ray? Wine, swimsuits, the Amazon Echo show is the thing where you can, it's basically FaceTime. Yeah. And Taco Bell. I know. Morgan loves Taco Bell. though, and she may have Google Taco Bell.

My Amazon show my dad, like, every day. I'm going to go with Morgan number two because of Taco Bell. You guys? Morgan number two. Oh. Oh, we have an Amy. I thought just because swimsuit season, she's thinking about getting out of quarantine. She's trying to go to the pool, pick up a dude.

Huh. Ray, who is it? Morgan, too. All right. Next one up. Photo pajamas. Fridier, which is stuff for your home appliances. A good luck sock.

Apparently, it's the band Kiss and Aerosmith. you can get their socks. And affordable hair loss treatments. Okay, that's got to be... It's either Eddie or video producer or Ramundo. Oh, yeah. Because he does go to hair loss treatments. It's got to be Eddie, though.

With the kiss and the hair loss, I'm going to go Eddie. You guys? I mean, it could be lunchbox. I got Eddie. Hold on, hold on. What is it again? Photo pajamas. That's got to be lunchbox. That's lunchbox.

Go ahead. Frigidaire. Okay. Fridges, microwave, stuff like that. Good luck socks. Got it's him, huh? Lunchbox? I think so. Hair loss treatments. And hair loss treatments. It doesn't lose hair.

I got Eddie. I don't really believe. Could be Ray, too. I'm going to go with... Okay, it could be Ray. Oh, wow, we're all going different. Okay, so I'm going Eddie. Okay.

I got Eddie because I feel like he's one of those families that matches pajamas. like on holiday. What? Yes. I'm going Eddie. You're going Eddie. I go Ray. Morgan?

I go Ray. Who is it? Lunch box. Dang. Oh, I got it. You had me almost convinced. So we're supposed to like fake it and be like. Why are you getting hair loss treatment?

I have no idea. Are they telling you something? That's what I'm saying. It's the future. We put extensive research into this study and it'll help you keep your hair. And I'm like, do I look like I'm? They just be your age. Maybe.

Because it did say the pajama one was like, as you get older, you want to be cool and comfortable in your matching pajamas. All right, Ray, give me another one. A neck hammock. Eddie. I'm in. Draft Kings. Draft Kings.

It's Eddie. This is Eddie. And fish toys for cats. Oh, Ray has a cat. Fish toys for cats is Ray. So the neck hammock basically is... Oh, it's a neck hammock. So you lay on the floor and it's a hammock for only your neck, not your body.

Right? The cat is Ray because it's Ray. It's Ray. He gambles. It's Ray. Right. Ray, right. And I'm about to buy that fish toy for cats.

Yeah. Is there one more left? It's got to be Eddie. What's Eddie's? Oh boy. Spine deck. It's a tool that helps you with your bad back. Okay, people. Wait, I haven't gone yet, guys. Oh, you haven't? Okay, go ahead. Oh, it could be Amy.

Pressure washer for your house. Skull-shaped ice cube molds. And low testosterone. Oh, no. Oh, no. Dang targets. They're way off on their target. And then what was Amy's?

Oh, mine are. Cooking pan, eyebrows stencils, and Be Kind T-shirt. Well, aren't yours looking? Wow, this is so amazing. That was the last three that I got. And I ordered the pan and the eyebrow pencils

and haven't gotten the pan yet and the eyebrow, whatever, microblader stencil things are awful. They got me, though. I got got. Well, good luck to everyone. And I like when they target me right, by the way.

Oh, yeah. We're going to get them, so they might as well target us right. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs

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They were trying to think a name for the baby. And her husband and both of his parents were math geniuses. So they decided to name the baby with something with a math reference. They named the baby Cube, C-U-B-E. what do you think the name cube feels like? I think it's cute. I don't mind cube. I've heard more interesting ones that I wouldn't want.

Cube's not that bad. But I guess it could be, you know, a middle name. That's what I was thinking. Like, you know, Michael Cube. Yeah. And you call him Cube. Or Cubie. But I just feel like he's getting made fun of a lot with the name Cube.

That's how I feel about these odd names. When you can just school them in math. I guess, but then does he have to do math now? He's named after math. His dad's math. It's like naming you Michael Jordan Jr. Like now he's got to play basketball, and if he doesn't live up to his dad.

Oh, yeah. But most people on line thought the name was ridiculous. I don't hate it. Hmm, I don't hate it. I've heard worse. If your husband who was a pilot said, hey, Amy, babe, this is how he talks. Hey, babe.

I want to name my kid at altitude. Mm-hmm. Alty. Aviator. That's not bad. What about Lord? That's kind of. Cute.

Little cockpit. That's different. For PC, because it would be flight deck. Nobody's like, you know, little, hey, cockpit, come here. You wouldn't like that. You little cockpit, go to you? No, because I would not want the nickname of that. Okay, well, I'm just saying maybe he wanted to name him something after his job.

That's all. No. I mean, what would you do? I would just call him Mike, but name him M-I-C. Mike, yeah. And then people would call him Mike. That'd be cool. And it'd be M-C.

Wait, are you serious? That'd be good name. You can do it. That's a normal name. Hey, speaking of your husband, a caller had asked about pet names. Do we have the voicemail from that caller? Hi, boss. I need advice.

I just started talking to this guy, and he calls me pet names all the time, like sweetie and honey. And I like him, but I don't have a good pet name for a guy to call him back. I feel weird. So do you have any advice on here saying to call guys that guys would like. Okay, have a great day. So, you know, guys don't really care about a pet name. but if you had to pick one, call them big something. Big Daddy, Big Willie.

It's not easy to say. So Amy tried this and recorded at the house, right? Yeah, I just had my phone. He didn't know it was recording, and he was coming out. He had just worked out in the garage. So he walked out. So he's feeling big. And so I could, but honestly, I couldn't even say it with a straight face, but I tried.

What's the clip here? Is it one clip? I'm just saying, I'm just trying to figure out ways to say, big to him. Okay, here we go. Hey, big papa. Yeah. Big Daddy. Yeah.

Are you big daddy or big Papa? Papa. Do you really want me to? What's up? Hey, big biceps. He likes it. When you said Big Papa at the first, he was like, can you play the beginning again, Raymond Do?

Here you go. He went like this. He went. Hey, Big Papa. Yeah. See? That's it. I'm liking it.

And then he felt ridiculous because you kept going. So embarrassed. I'm embarrassed to hear it back. I'm embarrassed to say it. I guess I just need to get used to it. But listen to the joy from his heart. Like that was, his visceral reaction was to make that know. Here you go, one more time.

Hey, big papa. Because he had just worked out and maybe he thought I was implying like, hey, big muscle. Did you ever tell him he was recorded? No. Sorry, Ben, I had nothing to do with this. He doesn't even, he doesn't know how he reacted until now anyways, but he's not listening, I'm sure. But don't you now see that we were accurate? I don't know that I can't.

Play it again, Ray. Play it again. Hey, Big Papa. That's pure joy. Oh, my gosh. I'm laughing so hard. I'm crying. And I don't know that I can keep that up.

It's hard to say. Just get used to it. Try it up. Big Papa. Hey, Big Papa. But don't laugh about it. He was crying right now. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Sean Campbell's an Amazon driver down in Florida. He's delivering packages when he pulls up near a house and it's on fire and there's a lady out front screaming, help, help. And her husband, whose elderly and uses a walker was stuck inside. So Sean runs up and rips open the front door and gets the 78-year-old man out to safety. Wow. He ripped open the door

It says ripped open So he didn't just open it He ripped it open Nice There you go That's what it's all about That was tell me something good Our video producer Eddie came to me

And said hey I'd like to apologize To someone on the air Which we don't do a lot of We don't really take the air And make it just personal For no real good of the listener So I thought Well I think we could turn a segment

And make this something So you go first And then we're all gonna apologize For something Everybody have an apology they'd like to share with somebody? Think about it. Okay, Eddie, you're first. Go ahead.

All right, well, first, a couple days ago, I lost my wallet. And I could swear that I saw my wife with my wallet last. And I said, I can't find my wallet. I remember you looking through it and even commenting on the cash that I had in there. And I was like, okay, now I can't find it. So where is my wallet? And I accused her for two days of losing my wallet. Guys, yesterday, I found it under the seat of my car.

So I would like to publicly apologize to my wife for accusing her for losing my wallet. Apology accepted. Thank you. Like I get to accept it for her. I'll go. I order Uber Eats sometimes. Her and I had built this basket where people that were coming for delivery, we had all kinds of stuff in the basket. If they delivered food, there was a note I left in the Uber Eats app saying, hey, there's a basket out there with like masks.

there's granola bar well the baskets run out a couple times we've refilled it but we forgot to refill it again because now we're back working again and haven't thought about it but the note is still up on my Uber Eats and there's nothing in there and the guy texts me he got to the house

he called me and he goes hey man I think I'm at your house I'm not sure uh ain't nothing in the basket though so I felt like trick or treat when there were no trick or but I have no candy left so I'd like to apologize to him too that wasn't good on me Amy who would you like to apologize to well my daughter made these cookies

and they're really good. She loves baking now, and it's awesome. She bakes all kinds of things. And there was one cookie left, and I ate it. And when she went to the fridge and opened up and she wanted it, I had said my husband ate it. So I need to apologize. Two at the same time.

I need to apologize to her for eating the last one because I should have just left it. And then I also need to apologize to my husband for putting it on him. He had eaten the one before that. Yeah, but you knew that. Don't try to get out. I know. I'm trying to lessen the...

Just apologize. It's fine. Like, that's, it is what it is. And I'm sorry. Lunch bikes. I would like to apologize to my neighbor that lives directly behind me. Our trash cans are in the alleyway between the two houses. And I guess they don't have a trash can because I walk out there.

I'm taking a bag full of diapers. And I look in there. And there's two bags of trash. And it's white bags. And we use gray bags. And I see my neighbor out there. And I'm like, hey, man, look, if you're going to use my trash can, at least ask me to use my trash can before you just throw two bags of trash in here,

Thanks. And I throw the diapers in and I walk away. Turns out my wife just bought different bags and we now have white bags. What a day. Oh, yeah. Dang. So sorry, neighbor. That's a row.

Ramundo, we got one more in us. Yeah, mine's also for the neighbor. So we're on the fourth floor and there's people right below us in the third floor. We all got patios. We were out there and accidentally dumped over a white claw and it ends up going all over his patio. I mean, definitely sorry to him. He's got furniture and stuff like that. I don't know if it ruined anything.

thing, but it was for sure a full can of beer, and I'm sorry, bro. Is White Claw considered beer? When you talk about beer, is that white claw? Alcohol. Okay. All right. There you go. We're all sorry, right? Everybody, we're sorry. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,

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dot AP-U-S-D-U-S-Military. The question is, what's something most people your age have done that you haven't done? I'll go first. I haven't ever smoked. or drank alcohol. I think most people

at least had a beer. It's a big one. I've never smoked anything. Yeah. So I'm going to go haven't smoked or drank anything ever. I'm pretty straight edge. I love straight edge life.

That's me. Amy, you? I said I've never been pregnant. That's okay. That's a good one, Amy. Yeah, like 39 years old. Yeah, most people I know have carried a baby

at this stage and I have no, I don't have no idea what that feels like. Me either. I know. Mine speaks to women, obviously. Eddie? I'm going to go with skydiving. I feel like a lot of people have gone skydiving. I'm not here to jump on you. That's a terrible answer. That's a terrible answer. Why?

No, that's not true. How many of you guys have gone skydiving? We're not a good example. Most people have not gone skydiving. But in this room we have. No, but the question is most people. If you're taking a survey of this room compared to the world, guys, you all have gone skydiving. Hey, Morgan, you ever been skydiving? I haven't. Ray Moon, do you ever been skydiving? Not even thought about it.

Scoo and Steve, ever been skydiving? No. Mike. No. Okay. Oh, okay. Sorry. Eddie, come up with something new.

Eddie, something that most people have done. Oh, gosh. For example, if I said, hey, I've never had alcohol. Who all here's had alcohol? Me? Right. Okay. Okay, I got one.

I got one. Go ahead. I may have said this before. I've never broken a bone. Okay. Never broken a bone. Okay. Me neither, though.

I have. Okay. But I think, okay, but I think that's a lot better. Thank you. Okay. I was like, I never murdered anybody. Never been to jail. Neither. Okay, okay, okay.

Lunchbox? I have never tasted coffee in my life. Never sipped it, never. I've smelt it, but that's it. Never touched my lips. Wow, that's crazy. I mean, until a year and a half, Eddie, I had an eye there. Wow, that's crazy because people drink coffee every day, every morning. I still don't like it. I mean, I got sucked into it at Dancing with the Stars because it was just the only thing to drink and I was exhausted all the time. But yeah, it's really rare. Something else you haven't ate, right?

Cucumber. That's the one. He's never had a cucumber. But he's eating pickles. It's totally different. It's a pickled cucumber. It is a cucumber. Pickle.

No, no, no. Guys, when you go to the store, you don't go and buy a cute. But if you were to buy the cucumber and put it in a jar and pickle it. It would be. Hey, is a hot dog a sandwich. Right. That's basically what we're talking about. Exactly.

Right. Okay. A little different. So lunchbox has never tasted coffee or. Cucumbers. Cucumber. Right. Hey, Morgan number two.

What about you? You're a little younger than us. Well, mine would be I've never had a steak Yeah, that's a good one Oh, wow You ate meat at what age? Up until I was eight But I only had like a hamburger

Or something like that I've never tasted and never tried a steak Would you eat a steak? No For any amount of money Oh, I like this game I might try it Like a bite of steak

For like $200 What, that's it? No, no, never do that Never go, that's it I always go, ooh, that's a lot What about 100? And then you work it back.

My fault. You know? Ramundo, audio producer. Bought a house. I've been always renting. It's kind of my style. I'm a big rent guy. He's proud of that.

Raymondo, the rent guy. Yeah, yeah, that's good, though. But I think, how old are you? 34. Okay. But after the wedding, honestly, we're going to get a plot of land and then build the old house. There you go. And we'll put it up on Facebook.

You guys can write on there. Something that most people your age have. not a wrong answer except skydives. I'll give you the Disney character's name. All you have to do is say what kind of animal it is. Now, the example before we went to break was Eeyore. Eeyore is a donkey, right.

Eeyore is the donkey from... Winnie the Pooh is right. All right your answer is down. You have about five to seven seconds to write your answer down. Name the kind of animal. Now, Nemo from finding Nemo. I'm looking for the type of fish. We'll see who gets the best score out of seven. You're all going to be in all seven of these.

Oh, yes. Right, your... Thank goodness. Lunchbox is happy. He's not getting eliminated the first one. Okay. Nemo from finding Nemo. What kind of fish is Nemo?

All right. Everybody's in. Amy, what is your answer? The kind with the... Red. It's a red fish with the... That's incorrect. I'm sorry.

Lunchbox. I had this question, Easy Trivia one time, and I missed it. I'll never forget it. He's a blowfish. Incorrect. What? Yeah.

Good work, I'll never miss it again. Eddie. Yeah. What kind of fish is Nemo? Nemo is a clown fish. He's a clown fish. That's right.

Eddie takes the early lead. Lunchbox, I think you answered blowfish in easy trivia. That's probably right. I'll never forget what I said wrong. I'm going to guess it again right now. All right. Dumbo is what. kind of animal. Dumbo is what kind of animal? I give you the Disney character name the animal.

Amy? An elephant. Correct. Lunchbox? I'll never forget it. It's an elephant. That's correct. Eddie? I have elephant. There you go. Nice job. Eddie's still in the lead by one right now. How about King Louis from the Jungle Book? It's a hard one. Amy? A gorilla. Lunchbox? I put a monkey. Eddie? I too have monkey. There's orangutane. You're all going to miss that one. Suckers. All right. How about Timoan from the Lion King?

Tammone. What kind of animals Tammone? Which one is that again? Can't tell you, Amy. It means no worries. Yeah, it means no worries. For the rest of your days. Okay.

Tomeone. Everybody in? In. Amy? Is that an ant eater? You couldn't have missed it by any more than that. That's the opposite of what it is. Lunchtime?

I mean, there's two of those guys. I don't know which one's which, but one's a squirrel, so I put squirrel. Neither's a squirrel, actually. Oh. In Africa. Eddie? I don't know. I'm going to guess lemur.

No, incorrect. It's a mere cat. Timon's a mirror cat. Oh, a mere cat. Oh, I was picturing the other one, the one that's like a pig. Yeah, that's pumba. Yeah. Yeah, see, I went with squirrel because it looks like a squirrel.

And I guess it's a hog I'm gonna go with Armadillo. All right, how about this? Sebastian from Little Mermaid. Oh, I know what that one is. Wait, hold on, which one is that? Okay. Yeah.

Sebastian for Little Mermaid. Amy? A lobster. Incorrect. Lunchbox. Sign me up for... Sign me up for lobster! Incorrect.

Eddie? Oh, is it? I think he's a crab, right? He's a crab, yeah. I'm an idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw the pinchers. Yeah, and I'm red.

Okay, let's do one more. Is there a lobster in the movie? I don't know. I don't know. Goofy, what's goofy? Okay, I'm in. Yeah, in. Amy?

Dog. Yeah, lunchbox. Dog. Eddie? He's a dog. Good, good. Let's do another one. Thumper from Bambi.

Thumper. What animal's thumper? Amy? Good. A rabbit. Lunchbox? Rabbit. Eddie?

He's a rabbit. Nice job. Eddie, you're nailing these. That's all the kids you have, huh? Yes, and all these movies I'm forced to watch, yes. Amy, we went out to the baseball field a few days ago. We were talking about it. And Eddie brought all those kids.

We had enough people to fill all the positions. With those two kids, the two foster kids. They just covered everything. We can play a full game with all those kids. It was full in, man. One more. Dale from Chip and Dale. Chip and Dale.

A nude male dancer. Thunder. Is the Chip a chip monk and then Dale is a... Dale from Chip and Dale. Everybody in? Yeah. Amy? A giraffe.

Oh, my gosh. Close. Lunchbox. Squirrel. No. Eddie? Guys, Chip and Dale chipmunks. Yeah, they're Chipmunks.

Oh, I thought Chip was the chipmunk and he was friends with the giraffe. Chips the chipmunk and Dale is the guy that works the liquor store down in the third. All right, Eddie, congratulations. You went play a song right there. Thank you, Bob. Yeah. Thank you to all my kids are forced me to watch all this stuff.

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When he drank a liter of lemon juice Through a straw In under 17 seconds How much is a liter? Like what would be a leader seeing it? Because I know courts and gallons A pint is 16 ounces. Okay, you're just saying words, aren't you?

No, not. A pint is 16 ounces, so I think a liter might be two pints. Check me on that. So think of your two-liter Coke. So 32 ounces. So it's smaller than that. Huh. Okay.

So he has broken more than 100 Guinness records. And I'm looking at him, drink that. Okay, so it's basically two bottles of Pepsi. That's right. I'm just looking here. Okay. You didn't know. You were doing a whole equation on the end.

No, I was thinking. And then you were like, are you just making up numbers? Well, I wondered. So if anybody can do this in under 25 seconds, I got cold hard cash. The record is 17. If anybody can do it in 25 seconds, let's just say, I got 100 bucks. For lemon juice? Yeah.

Oh, that's easy. Straight. Lemon juice? Straight lemon juice. Yeah, you guys don't ever drink lemonade? Oh, no. It's just exactly same thing. It's exactly what's same.

No, there's water mixed in there. Hey, hey, hey, hey, he can do it. Also, I think it might make him go to the bathroom. I don't care about the end. Yeah, people do lemon cleanses all the time. That's true. It'd be an immediate cleanse. Who wants a shot at $100?

I do. Lunchbox does. Oh, my gosh. Eddie, don't be Eddie. A hundred dollars? A leader of lemon juice. On tomorrow show, Eddie? I love the idea of $100.

I don't love the idea of a lot of lemon juice. In 25 seconds. I gave me eight extra seconds. You know, we're not even setting a record. I do like lime juice and I can drink the crap out of that. Just straight. I'll give it a shot. All right, we got two in.

I'm in Bramundo. I'll do it if it's beer. It's not beer. The whole point was it was lemon juice. The beer would honestly go down a lot easier and you can shotgun it. You can also beer bong it. You can't do that with the lemon juice. It's going to kill your insides.

How are you buying bottled lemon? How are you going to make this? Yeah, I'll go. You do it tomorrow's show. No, you can just squeeze it like lemonade? We got Mike Died live at the lemon farm. Mike D either. You want to do it tomorrow?

I mean, I could try, but no, I'm too scared. No, I mean, do you want to, like, do it. Well, I'm not doing it. Oh, okay. I tell you what, if no one does it, the winner of you two still gets $50. Oh, I like that. Does that tickle your fanny? Yeah, I can do 10 beers.

No, we're not doing with the beers. Okay. You know what? We'll do that tomorrow. All right, that's it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Bobby Bones.

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