The Bobby Bones Show - Eddie Explains How He Talked To His Kids About Las Vegas Tragedy + Bobby’s Weekend At Blake Shelton’s Ranch + Amy’s Shingles Update
Episode Date: October 4, 2017Eddie explains how he talked to his two boys about the tragic events in Las Vegas, Bobby spends the weekend at Blake Shelton’s Oklahoma ranch and an update on Amy's shingles Learn more about your a...d-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Good morning and welcome to Wednesday's show. I'm going to start off today's show a little different.
By the way, everybody's here. And again, the last few days I haven't started off by our traditional.
know, good morning studio, and it's been a heavy few days, obviously.
But if you weren't here at the end of yesterday's show, you miss Keith Urban.
We had a lot of artists out by, but Keith Urban came by and played lean on me.
And it was fantastic.
And it was moving and sad and happy.
And it was all those inside of a song that we've heard 10,000 times, yet it still felt fresh.
And every emotion it wants.
I just wanted to play it back again as we start today's show.
This is from yesterday.
Keith Urban in our studio playing Lean on Me.
Sing it with me.
When you're not strong, I'll be your friend.
I'll help you carry home.
Won't be long.
Somebody to.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Here's one for you, Amy.
An Indiana girl named Peyton,
Jones is spreading kindness with the buddy bench.
She's eight years old.
She noticed that some kids at school were being left out during recess.
She said, I want them to have somebody to play with.
So she decided this third grader that they needed a buddy bench.
So it's a place that a kid goes and sit if they feel like they're not included or they have nobody to play with.
And so they go sit on the bench.
And when they sit on the bench, someone goes over and it's like, hey, come hang out with us.
Love it.
She's only 8 years old and she thought of that.
That's so great.
Because a lot of times at 8 you're just like thinking about yourself.
I mean, a lot of times at 25, 35, 40, you're just thinking about yourself.
Maybe even an adult buddy binge too.
So I see you Peyton Jones.
That is amazing.
I see you.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Big three stories.
It's producer Raymond.
Jason Aldeen is canceling his shows out of respect for the victims, their families,
and fans.
to be back October 12th in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
To help out those affected in Vegas, you can go to bobbybones.com.
All proceeds from our love, hate, and pimping joy items is going to provide help to the victims
and families.
How much time are you spending watching the news still?
Oh, man, a lot.
Yeah, me too.
And I watched a lot early this morning, too.
It's crazy.
It's, you know, coming to work this morning, it was like, all right, what do we do?
Because a lot of people's lives don't change.
Here we are.
You know, we're kind of in charge of keeping a pulse of what's happening, but also keeping it positive and entertaining.
It is a balancing act.
So we'll try to balance that.
I mean, it's not like we're not going to talk about it, but we're also going to talk about other things today for the first time.
And now since last week.
So, yeah, I watched a lot of it.
You know, they leaked a lot of the, and they weren't supposed to.
like pictures of the crime scene.
I mean, like crazy.
Crazy anyway, even if they were supposed to come out.
But the fact that someone would put those out that...
Well, from what I understand, it was not supposed to be out
and whoever they find out did it
will be fired wherever they came from.
And no, they were emailed out,
so they'll be able to find a digital trace to that.
But yeah, I didn't know.
They were leaked.
I looked at all of them.
I went through and was like, wow, look at all this.
And so...
But then people start to draw conclusions of things they don't know.
Like, there was a piece of paper with a pen beside it.
And they're like,
be a note. We don't know if that was a note or not.
Yeah, all hotels have pads by the phone.
Yeah. So there still is no motivation.
You know, they have that girlfriend now back, and now the FBI, now they have her back
saying she is a person of interest. She arrived back in Los Angeles last night.
The FBI also said the shooter wired $100,000 bucks to the Philippines last week.
It's not clear who it was for. It's just there's so much unknown. And you know what? It could be
known. Some of it could be known. They could be
have a lot of things that they don't want to put out because
it could hurt other parts of an investigation.
But yeah, it is weird.
He's like, hey, found you a good ticket. So go,
go ahead and go. You haven't been back since 2015. Go ahead and go.
Monday was the saddest day on Twitter history.
Oh, my goodness. Yeah.
Which is a weird thing to even talk about it and even think
that's a thing. But words, phrases are all monitored.
Monday was the saddesty in Twitter history.
We're going to do tell me something good coming up in about two and a half minutes, by the way.
And the whole show won't be about this.
I mean, it's tough for the whole show not to be about this, but, yeah, I mean, listen, a lot of stories from what happened during the situation came through.
You know, the guy that stole the truck and then drove all the people to the hospital over and over again.
We talked about that, too.
I mean, he was a former Marine.
He went and stole the truck and just, just, you know, just.
started finding people and driving him to the hospital.
I think he did three trips or so.
And then the ambulance came.
You know, those are some updates from last night.
I said I wasn't going to talk about it.
Then I just spent four minutes talking about it.
It's hard not to.
The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones.
All right, time for positivity.
All right, we're going to go around the room and share something positive.
I'll go first.
A cancer patient whose car was stolen received a new set of keys to a brand new
Nissan. A few weeks ago, Kate Barnett was shopping and her Dodge neon was stolen with her
wheelchair and her wallet. She said, I won't press any charges. I just want my car back. Like, I cannot
afford to buy another one. After they aired the story, the president of this Nissan place said,
hey, we got you. Gave her a brand new Nissan. Wow. That's amazing. That's awesome. She went home
with her new Nissan on Monday this week. That's pretty cool. Probably got her an ultima or a maxima.
Okay, now you're just inserting car name.
Or a rogue,
Pathfinder.
But let's be honest.
Have you seen the Titan and Nissan?
Yeah, so shout out Nissan for that.
Amy?
Well, one city has set a goal or did set a goal to do a thousand acts of kindness,
and they hit over 106,000 acts of kindness.
So they far exceeded their goal, and I thought,
man, what if like every city rally together and was like,
hey, let's sit a goal for random acts of kindness.
Just think what a better place this world will be.
Lunchbox you're up.
Back in 1957, Bethann wore a class ring around her neck.
It was her boyfriends.
And they went to the beach after graduating high school.
They're swimming and they lose the class ring.
Well, they end up getting married.
60 years later, someone's, you know, swimming in the ocean, found the ring and got it back to him.
No way.
Swimming in the ocean.
They just found it.
He was diving.
He was doing some diving.
And he's like, what is that in the bottom?
the sand. He digs it, class ring from
1957, hits up
back then in Washington State and gets it
back to her. Dang. There you go.
Tell me something good right there.
So they're saying that if you want
to have a baby boy, you should never
skip breakfast. Like, it's that easy.
Skipping breakfast
increases the likelihood of having a baby girl.
I mean, I guess we could say if you want to have a baby girl,
skip breakfast. And we can push it up and act like...
Yeah, you know all the husbands are me feeding their
breakfast.
Eat, eat, eat.
In bed.
I brought you a tray of food, honey.
Steak, lobster.
So morning people also are happier
than night owls, according to this.
That's a bunch of turd.
What?
I thought I was the morning person
and you're the night owl.
Well, yeah, you're in a better mood in the morning.
But I, Bobby,
am a night out who has to wake up
in the morning, so I'm not happy
when I have to wake up.
I'm telling you, if you gave me three days
and said for the rest, you get three days,
right?
and whatever you decide in three days
I would go to
I wake up at noon or one
and then be like the threshold of life
I don't like that
I love it
It's the way to go
I would go to sleep when the sun was coming up
and feel perfect about it
So there's that
If you like shopping out on the internet
Do it from your computer
Not your phone
You make more impulsive purchases
When your phone than your computer
I believe that
Do you?
Yeah that new like shop now button on Instagram
Trouble
It sends me an ad
and then it says shop now and you press it and you can shop it right now.
Oh, we know how it works.
We understand the concept of shop now.
They get me every time.
Lobby, bonjourn.
Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Yesterday on the show, Marin Morris played her song Dear Hate and it is going to be available
on iTunes featuring Vince Gill this Friday.
So you can buy that and she announced that the proceeds from the iTunes sales will be donated
to the Music City Cairs Fund.
Yeah, and if you want to hear it, just to hear it, you can go to YouTube.
She put a version up with Vince Gill.
And again, she performed it on our show, too, with her fiancé and artist Ryan Hurd.
So, but yeah, Friday it goes up.
It was beautiful.
So definitely just know that's going to go towards the Vegas funds.
And Jason Aldeen canceled all three of his shows this weekend out of respect for the shooting victims.
And he released a statement saying it's time for everyone to come together and stop the hate.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 Second Skinny.
Bobby Bones show
Bonehead
This story comes to us from New Orleans, Louisiana.
A man was down on Bourbon Street.
He was up on one of the balconies.
He had a few drinks, and he starts trying to spit on people on the street below.
Only problem is he leaned a little too far to spit on some people and boom, fell over the balcony.
And he was rushed to the hospital.
Karma got him real quick.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
I look over at Amy
She has a nice
Rose gold computer
And I was like, dang Amy
Really did a little treat yourself
That's nice
Rose gold
I didn't either
Listen I haven't noticed much
Over the last couple days
I look over and Amy's got a new laptop
And it was like I was about to comment on it
Until I remember she actually spilled something in her other one
No
That's why
Yeah I took it in
And it was going to be
I don't know if he was just selling me on this
but he said it was going to be more expensive to probably fix it,
even half the cost of a new one, just to investigate if it was going to be major water damage.
But it wasn't turning on.
And he's like, I'm not seeing any water, but we're going to have to ship it off.
And to ship it off, it was like crazy expensive.
So I was like, okay, let's check out these new ones.
Plus, I had an older model.
He said it was about time for me to upgrade anyways.
And I said, do you happen to have that in Rosegold?
And he said, yes.
And I was like, all right, it looks like that computer's fried.
I'll take a new one.
Then you got a new computer.
How'd you spill into it?
What'd you do?
Well, it was Monday.
We were doing stuff and, you know,
I had our little runa energy things that we drink
and went right into the computer.
You just hit it?
Yeah, my headphones knocked over.
Then I was like a domino effect,
hit a couple other things,
and then, because it really wasn't next to my computer.
It just other things hit it.
And then that's how it happened.
So, but good news.
AppleCare Protection now offers
spillages. Is that a word?
That's good news.
Yeah, it hasn't always.
Yeah, it hasn't always. Yeah. Even water
was like, you're just out of luck. Yeah, and it happens to
everyone all the time. So does that mean you lost
everything on your computer? Yes, it does.
Your cloud saved probably likes that. Yeah, I have a hard drive
two of photos. I didn't lose anything important.
So no, the answer is no. You asked her
and she said yes, but the answers no. Well, no, there were stuff
I hadn't backed up. He said, did you
lose everything on your computer and you went yes.
Except for pictures, except for
that's not true. It feels
that way.
She lost a couple of Instagram
From this week
Watching the news
This is the guy that was shooting at the hotel
That killed those people
About 33 guns in the last year
That's a lot of guns
The gunmen had guns from four locations
This is some audio here
They were purchased in Nevada
Utah
Utah
California
And Texas
The gunmen purchased rifles
Shotguns and pistols
At this time
None of the guns
recovered appear to be homemade.
You know, what was wild
to me as I was watching, like you guys,
and I'd watch the police come out and talk
and they would show videos. And he had cameras
in the hallway that were watching
for the police and he had cameras that were
watching him.
And I was like, how did the cameras
not notice the cameras? You know,
like they're supposed to always be people watching the hotels.
Well, I saw he had one on a food cart,
like hidden in the food. Like a food cart outside of his hotel room.
Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, he was like...
It wasn't just like put on the
floor like looking up as like a little GoPro or something. Right. And I don't think if I, I mean,
maybe I'm wrong, but in the hallways where the rooms are, I don't remember there being cameras.
There are cameras in the hallways. Are there? Yeah, they're cameras in the hallways. Not in the
rooms, but there are cameras in the hallways. Here. There were two cameras located in the hallway
so that the suspect could watch as law enforcement or security approached his room. And there
was another camera placed inside the hotel room door peephole so that he could see down the hallway.
Wow.
Yeah, he was very unprepared
And the story came out
That he was set up the weekend before
And it ran it out of a different place
And there were two festivals happening then
There was, and I forget the name of it
Do you know what it was called?
It's like an outdoor life is beautiful
So it was happening outside and downtown
Las Vegas
And we were having our IHeart Radio Music Festival
And even the Outdoor Village was in that same exact spot
And so he was having
He had rented a place
is there as well.
It lasted 11 minutes.
We know that the suspect fired
over a dozen or so
volleys, and we know that the firing
by the suspect ceased
at 1019.
I mean, 11 minutes is an eternity.
Golly, yeah.
And he had one of those, oh, shoot,
now I can't remember what they were calling it,
but an attachment to a gun
that makes a bump.
A bump.
So in Nevada, you can't have an automatic.
You can have a semi-automatic, but you can't have an automatic.
But you can buy things that you can put inside the semi-automatic to make it an automatic.
So it makes it go faster.
And those are legal.
Yes.
I know.
No, it's an absolute loophole.
It's an absolute terrible loophole.
Yeah.
One gun store was like, well, I mean, we don't sell them in the store.
We just sell them online and people just use them mainly for recreation, like for fun.
I'm like, what's fun about that?
So we're not spending an old show talking about this, but we're also not ignoring it.
Right.
So we're going to walk the line of trying to balance all show long.
So that's all.
Yeah, we've got a few listeners.
I've gotten emails from that work at Mandalay Bay,
and they really want to hear the morning corny.
Well, we'll just see it by that.
Yesterday, Marin Morris came in,
and she played this song called Dear Hate,
and she had she written a few years ago.
She was looking for a reason to put it out,
but she kind of felt opportunistic putting it out just at any time.
and so she came in and she played it yesterday
and she was like, hey I'm going to put it up
and donate whatever money I make
to the fund, the Las Vegas fund for all the victims
and so it's up early
like originally it was going to go up Friday
but it's up now on iTunes
and so I thought I would let you guys know
I thought I would play it again too
so here's Dear Hate from Marin Morris
and Vince Gill
it was going to be a Friday
it's actually up now if you want to download it
Dear Hate
it's Marin Morris with Vince Gill
It's on iTunes now.
Raised money for the Las Vegas Victims Fund.
I'll say this, that we've put up these shirts,
and also our Pimp and Joy shirts,
but our love, greater sign hate shirts,
loves greater than hate.
They're up at bobby bones.com,
and we don't keep any of the money
also goes to the same Las Vegas Victims Fund.
And I'm just looking at numbers now.
Because of you guys, we've been able to raise over $122,000.
That may be our record for a day for anything fundraising.
I'm not sure we don't keep track of it.
that stuff, but for a day, $120,000, like you got to,
you got to really coming through.
And if, again, I said it yesterday a bunch, I'll say it again today.
Because I plan either today or tomorrow to go give blood because I don't want to be a
hypocrite and say, hey, do it and then not do it.
So if anything, I'm talking to myself, like give blood, can't give money.
Sometimes you've got to wait until Friday to give money.
Sometimes you don't even have money on Friday after you get paid.
Been there.
But we just want to give you as many opportunities and as much education about how you can't help if you want to help.
So bobbybones.com for our love is greater than hate shirts.
And because of you guys, as of late last night, it was over $120,000.
So all the Pimp and Joy stuff is also directed that direction as well.
And so we thank you for that.
I bought a dog treat for my dog yesterday.
It was a pumpkin spice dog treat.
That felt stupid.
I just thought it was a pumpkin.
But I looked at it and I was like, my dog doesn't know what's full.
My dog doesn't even know what a pumpkin is.
Maybe he liked it.
He likes everything.
Yeah.
I put it on my Instagram, but they make pumpkin spice dog traits.
Of course they do.
They see us coming, man.
If you want to see it, my Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones.
We're going to lighten it up a little bit because today is National Taco Day.
And I was going to give all these out separately, but I'm just going to do it all at once.
Taco Bell, a fine partner.
That's a lot of cards.
What are you got there?
And sponsor of our show.
And also, let me tell you, I love Taco Bell.
about right.
Yeah.
They have given us
five,
10,
15,
20, 25,
30, 35,
40, 40,
I have $50
a taco ball
gift card.
Okay.
So we'll give them away
because National Taco
Day.
I'll give them away
all at once.
But they got to win a game.
That's the day.
They call her?
Yes.
Let me do National
Taco Day facts.
Eddie,
would you mind if I played
your music?
I would be honored.
Okay.
The word Taco
translates
to
light lunch in Mexican Spanish.
Really?
The name comes from the first sort of workers
who ate them every day for their lunches.
Didn't know that.
Taco Bell started as Bell's hamburgers and hot dog stand.
The owner then took advantage of the stand
that was located in a Hispanic neighborhood,
so he started selling crispy harshhell tacos at 19 cents each.
That's cool.
Americans eat 4.5 billion tacos a year,
but to break that down, that's 490,000 miles of tacos.
Which could go to the moon and back.
To the moon and back with tacos?
That's awesome.
We like tacos, I guess.
The world's most expensive taco costs $25,000.
It features Kobe beef, lobster, caviar, and stuff with black truffle-bree cheese.
To order the taco, you have to stay at the Cabo San Lucas Hotel, the presidential suite, and plunked down a $12,000 deposit.
Okay.
Wow.
He's eating this taco.
The biggest taco ever made?
2011 in Mexico
246 feet long
Wow
Oh man
Let's beat that
Come on Americans
Let's do this
Let's eat that
We can take that away from Mexico
Our phone number is 87777
Bobby
I'm going to give these
These away
We'll mail them to you
The most mind-blowing fact of all
Taco Cat
Spelled backwards
Is Taco Cat
Wow
Makes no sense
But mind-blown
Yeah
Just to give you some updates on the shooting,
and as I said, we won't talk about this all morning.
But everyone's still trying to figure out what motivated the guy.
I mean, I don't really see any answers that they've even found where they're like,
we think this is why.
Has anyone else?
No.
Which is wild because usually by now they'll say,
we found this and his history, that he's connected to knowing this,
except for his dad breaking out of jail and being on an FBI most wanted list a long time ago.
Which really has, I don't think it has anything to do with anything.
Right, but one thing I did see is the sheriff or whatever the lead talker from the police department said, when I say I don't know, we may know, but we can't reveal it at this time.
So they may know more information than we really.
Well, yesterday I was like, listen, I agree.
Usually something gets out like the leaked photos shouldn't have got out.
They got out.
They always know more than we know.
But why would someone want to be part?
I don't know.
Go ahead.
It would just be part of compromising an investigation.
Like when you're...
Money?
Okay.
Like what if you send them to TMZ?
They're like, hey, we'll give somebody $50,000.
Oh, okay.
Money.
Yeah, I know, money.
Money, money, money.
So some photos were released of his hotel room, and I saw them before it was said they were leaked
pictures.
I thought there were just pictures that the police department had put out.
There were guns all over the room.
He rigged cameras up in the hallways.
to let him know when the cops were coming.
And I guess he had put cameras in like the...
Because I saw the food card in the picture, too.
Yeah.
And I was like, that's kind of random.
Like a room service food tray cart thingy.
Makes sense now.
And I guess he had a camera in the cart.
He had cameras also filming him.
His girlfriend, who they said she's not a person of interest.
And maybe they just said that so she'd kind of surface again.
Well, she surfaced.
And now she's back in L.A.
And the FBI says she is a person of interest.
she arrived in LA last night
and there was this whole thing where he
he wired 100,000 bucks to the Philippines last week
so they don't know who it's for if they do
they're not saying
I mentioned earlier that
they do these things where they can
detect words and
Twitter had the saddest day in history on Monday
and
yeah you know they're
announcing more victims and they're showing more
of who they are and their stories
That's who we want to remember
We don't want to remember him
We want to remember them
I don't even know his name
Yeah
I couldn't tell you right now
I don't I don't even want to
I mean I know a lot about him in the details
But I'm thankful that the new
They're not I'm not really hearing his name
Which is good
And we want to remember these victims
But man is it hard when they
Show stuff on the screen and give you details
But
Yeah and I watch like I'm not going to lie to you
I watch the body cams
I was like
I was watching the cops
came go into it.
Yeah.
Did you guys watch any of that?
Yeah, it's very interesting.
And you're watching these cops trying to figure out where it's, when I saw the one,
we may have seen 10 different ones, I don't know, but the one that I saw, they were
like, we don't know where it is yet.
And they were just going toward the sound.
Yeah.
They were going toward what was happening.
And he was like, we still can't identify where it is.
And they were behind a wall and there were two cops moving that direction.
And I was just thinking, man, I wonder what they're thinking.
Like, are they like, man, at any time this, I could get hit.
Probably not.
They're probably just thinking, let's just try to find this dude.
Yeah, it's a different click in the brain that they have,
those heroes have that I don't have.
I mean, I'd have been out.
So I'm thankful that these first responders are just out there working for us all the time.
So, again, not talking about it all the show,
but just wanted to put an update out there.
What I did say we do is lighten it up a bit and do some easy music trivia.
Like, these are really easy music questions.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to pick Kelsey, who's sitting here on the phone.
Hey, Kelsey, good morning.
Hey, good morning.
I'm going to let you pick either Lunchbox or Amy to play for you.
Now, they both struggle in knowing facts about music history.
Speaking for yourself.
Yeah.
If they win, you win, who would you like to represent you, Lunchbox or Amy?
I pick Amy.
Whoa!
Okay, Kelsey has picked Amy.
The pressure.
Caitlin.
Are you there?
Caitlin, lunchbox is going to play for you, okay?
Okay.
If he wins, you win.
Great.
How do you feel about that?
I'm confident in you lunchbox.
That's right.
Caitlin, will you want to bet any money on this, Caitlin?
If he loses, you lose money.
Don't we do that?
No.
Okay, okay.
Caitlin, you're going to Taco Bell.
Make your reservations right now.
I don't think you do reservations.
Well, I guess you get to that can'tina.
I have $50 in gift cards here that we had in our studio.
It's National Taco Day, so we're going to give him away.
Here we go.
Easy music trivia
Yeah, easy
Write your answer down, please
Okay
Question number one
What country singer
Is a former member of the band
The Steel Drivers
Oh, that's easy
Easy music trivia
I'm in for the win
It is easy
Eddie, quick copy
I don't know that this one's that easy
But when I tell you, you're gonna be like
Oh
Like I, yeah, I'm gonna be like
Yeah
I'm gonna be like, yeah
Okay.
All right.
You getting that ready for you, Amy?
All right. Amy, which answer?
Blake Shelton?
Just as I assume.
Lunchbox.
That's my boy, Chris Stapleton.
It's Chris Stapleton.
You're right. You're right.
Once you're saying, I am like, okay.
Hey!
I'm so smart.
Yeah?
Yeah.
All right, lunchbox up one zero.
I'm feeling good right now.
Sorry, Kelsey.
What country artist has?
the record for most number one hits.
Okay.
I'm in for the win.
In the leads lunch box.
What do you have lunch?
I believe he has 50.
George Straight.
George has like 60 something.
Amy, which is your answer?
So let's get that straight.
Garth Brooks.
It's George straight and he has 60.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
I just thought for sure that Garth,
uh.
Garth sold more albums.
He hasn't been existing in long.
I mean, you have like double triple diamonds, platinum.
Man, Caitlin, I go to.
Taco Bell.
She's tasting that right now.
Kelsey, I'll send you some tacos.
Three more.
Okay.
The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and the Who?
We're part of what in the 60s?
I can even give you a bigger hint.
The blank invasion.
An invasion.
Oh, yeah, that's easy.
Is he joking right now?
That's easy?
Hold on.
Amy, if you get beat by him and be a trivia.
Can you name the artist again, please?
The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and the who?
I'm shocked right now.
I'm in.
The Lunchbox is winning?
I'm so shocked by this.
Okay, me too.
Lunchbox.
Oh, the English invasion, baby?
What?
Amy, you can get back in the game if you nail it.
Go ahead.
The American invasion.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, British.
I thought they came in invading.
I thought they invaded America.
Lunchbox, you're dominating this, buddy.
Wow.
Man, I was close.
English, British.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Close isn't good enough.
Two more, though.
On the British.
That's not even call them the English.
The British invasion.
Kate Hudson is the real name of what famous singer?
Kate Hudson is the real name of what famous singer?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, that's easy.
It's not easy when you struggle with it.
Like, you struggle, if you then when he finally gets on it, he yelled at him.
I'm in for the win.
Kate Hudson.
Okay, I'm in.
Lunchbox, you'll clench if you hit this.
Yeah, do you want to give it to Amy first?
I'm going to Amy first.
Okay.
Amy.
Dumb, Miranda Lambert.
Oh my goodness, Amy, you are so funny.
It's Katie Perry.
Oh, that's...
There it is.
Crunch, crunch, crunch, duc, crunch, duc, crunch, crunch.
All right.
This guy.
Cali.
Oh.
No, Amy, you lost.
We don't go to Keltinger on here.
Oh, I thought I could apologize for her, though.
Caitlin.
Yes.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much, lunchbox.
You are so welcome.
Woo!
All right.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
All right, you too.
Get a room.
Yeah.
Get a room.
Hey, thanks for listening in Virginia Beach.
Stay on the phone.
Okay, we'll get you these gift cards.
Sure thing.
Thanks, guys.
All right, you're welcome.
Thank you very much.
Nice work, lunch.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Bad work, Amy.
Okay, yeah.
I can't believe it, Amy.
He got, like, tons right.
I know.
And you miss every single one.
I'm so sorry, Kelsey and George Strait.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Come on, Bob.
I just feel weird.
We just played a game.
I feel a little weird,
but I still think it's what we should do.
Just the human part of me is like,
man, I feel weird to have fun.
It shouldn't feel weird to have fun.
But when you spend two days,
you're just doing two shows where it's not fun
and you do have fun, it feels a little weird.
But I'm glad we, I don't know.
Anything you want to add?
I would say right after that
I was like oh that felt
refreshing like I was thankful for it
like we got to have a good time
I think that that's important
balance like you said at the beginning of the show
this show will have balance
yeah and then Amy said someone requested her joke
which we haven't done in a few days
oh don't act surprised
let me see if I can
come through here
stop it okay
the
Morning Corny.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Oh.
Oh.
Towels.
That was the morning corny.
Thank you, Amy.
Welcome.
Before all the shooting happened on Sunday.
night, I put together a whole show to come in on Monday with,
and a lot of things, obviously, that we didn't talk about
that I have sitting here in a pile to talk about,
and we can get to them.
Like, before, because, you know, our band, Eddie and I went,
we played Route 91 festival, and I was actually going to talk about the festival
and how fun it was.
And I was going to talk about before that,
I went and stayed at Blake Shelton's Ranch for two days,
like, which was crazy.
I mean, I was there at Blake's place with, it was me and Blake and Gwen.
It's pretty amazing.
Everybody just hanging at,
It wasn't a thing.
It was like people.
Like, I mean, it wasn't a thing thing.
We shot some stuff in the daytime.
And then after.
TV stuff.
Yeah.
And then after that, it was just like, hey, stay up here.
So me and Rod, my boss, our boss did.
It wasn't like 100 people or anything.
And so we stayed and watch football and ate food.
Like what kind of food?
Yeah, what is Blake?
Yeah, like did you all grill out?
Did he bust out the green egg?
Does he cook or does he have a cook?
No.
He brought a bunch of stuff because it was at his ranch.
So he stays in California most of the time because of work.
Yeah.
So there's not a lot of food up there.
So we ate stuff from the grocery store.
Okay.
And Tishamingo.
Yeah.
That's cool.
And we didn't.
Hunting and gathering.
Yeah.
But, yeah, like, and I've met Gwen a few times and spent.
What did she eat?
I don't know that I paid attention to what she ate.
No, but.
I'd be like, I'll have what she's having.
For those that are wondering about Blake, that's the real dude.
Like the Blake that you see, that's the real Blake.
And I've spent enough time with him now long term, like long form time, not just 15 minutes, not just here and there.
Even then, that's the real Blake Shelton.
Like, that's Blake.
Love him or hate him or most people love him.
He's a good dude.
I like him.
And so we hung out and watch football and drove around the ranch and just I don't even know.
Cool.
What I liked about your pictures is
you really showed how much bigger he is than you.
Like you looked tiny and you're not small.
I'm the biggest person on this show
and Blake is bigger than me.
By like two times maybe.
Yeah.
I'm easily six foot tall and Blake is a big dude.
Yeah.
I saw that in your picture.
It's like, wow, this really shows how big of a dude that guy is.
I think sometimes it was the angle too, though,
because Bobby did look really small.
You look tiny.
Blake is huge.
Blake's huge.
Toby Keith's huge.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my goodness, you're right, yeah.
I could tell you, you know, there's some things I don't want to say because it was just like,
it was like Blake's house and you don't want to walk down.
But I can tell you that he has one of those Deer Hunter video games, one of the big ones.
Oh, like arcade games.
Yeah.
Really?
It's like really cool like 10 years ago, but he still has it out.
That's cool.
Yeah, it was good.
Like, good dudes, good people.
Let me talk to Nick in Oklahoma City.
Hey, Nick.
Yes.
What's up, buddy?
Hey, man, I just had a question for all you all.
I know a while back you guys were talking about how the kids being too young.
Well, the raging idiots are coming to Oklahoma Diamond Ballroom in December.
And my wife asked me if we should take our kids and she'll be doing where.
And you guys think that's too young.
I mean, I think, I don't know your two-year-old.
I always say you can bring the kids because of the content of our, like Eddie and I
playing a band The Raging Idiots.
And I always say, we did a kid's record.
So we don't curse.
There's nothing no bad.
Like the whole sound thing, I don't know.
Like, I don't have a two-year-old.
I don't know if a two-year-old, Eddie, what do you think of it?
I mean, yeah, our show's clean as far as that goes.
I mean, I think if they have earphones or, you know, ear muffs or whatever and can take that noise away
because it gets loud.
It's a concert.
It's a lot of energy.
It's loud.
That's up to you.
Okay.
I don't think it's bad.
I think he's asking, like, our conversation a while back about, is it appropriate to
have, like, kids at a concert or in a bar, which, whatever.
But if you could find a sitter for the night, it could be a fun time.
for you and your wife or your whomever to get away and like have a good time at the Raging
Indies show.
I don't know if that answered your question.
Like as far as like the physical two-year-old ears, I don't know.
But a two-year-old comes, we're not going to say anything bad.
There's nothing bad about anything we do.
We're not out.
I'd get a sitter.
Breaking the rules.
Yeah.
Yeah, but, you know, I was texting with a lot of our band members because they're obviously
kind of freaking out.
You know, we played the night before the shooting and they're, you know, I got off the big,
big group text, but then a couple of them reached out, and I didn't make sure everybody was
still cool with playing.
I'm like going, because we are going out and doing, we're back on tour in like two weeks.
We do Lubbock and Tulsa and El Paso and Austin, and so we go back and play.
But I think everybody, there were one or two that were like, ooh, I don't know.
But I think it's just time.
It's, I mean, everybody reacts differently to situations like that.
Yeah.
but we will be there we're going to play like it was never that we weren't going to show up
I know that some dude like ruin it for anyone exactly so yeah like we're not not coming so if
you're out in Lubbock or Tulsa and you want to come we'd love to see you let's catch up on some
things last couple shows have not been about the lighthearted life things they've been about
real life, sad things. And so I have a whole list of things that I was going to talk about on
a Monday show that I've just kind of been holding here. So I like to go over some of them.
Number one, how are Amy face shingles?
They're much better. But I still have red dots. I don't know. But they're not. They're
better. So the face shingles are better. Lunchbox is upset that you're bringing into the room.
I know, but he's fine. I was nervous you were contagious because I don't want to get shingles.
You said if you've had chicken pox, you can get shingles.
Actually the opposite.
I misunderstood that.
It's if you haven't had chicken pox.
And then also, I think you'd have to, like, come rub up against my forehead, which...
Which we do before the show every day.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I watched This Is Us over the weekend.
I didn't watch last night.
But I was going to talk about the first episode back.
Pretty fantastic.
Pretty good, huh?
Yeah.
And, you know, without spoiling anything at all.
I still don't believe what I see.
Because they've tricked us, like, three times.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
And man, they're going to keep us going for how much longer either.
Talking about how the dad dies, which is not a spoiler, because you know that almost immediately in the show.
But so I didn't get to watch last nights.
Anybody watched last night?
Not yet.
Nope.
I save it.
I'm telling you, I've been watching so much news.
Like, it stays on the news.
And I probably should change it off the news a little bit because it really takes me down.
Yeah.
But as soon as I don't get to feel sorry for myself, I go, you know what?
I got nothing to feel sorry for myself about.
People lost brothers and sisters and friends.
So I have those moments where it's like
I start to feel down
I'm like I feel bad for myself
because I'm watching the news
and I'm like you know really felt bad for themselves
freaking people who had to live through this
There was a story and I saw it yesterday
And we mentioned it earlier
Where there was an ex-Marine
I think he's 29 years old
At the festival
He went and as the shooting was happening
He started looking for a truck with keys in it
And found a truck with keys
and basically stole the truck
and just started taking people to hospital.
I think he made three trips carrying people.
And then the ambulance got there
and started to grab people as well.
But he was, and I think by reading the story it was
he was looking for the people the quickest and the worst
and he would throw them in the truck
and drive them back and forth.
Yeah.
I mean, first of all, here's a guy
who is standing out there
while the guy's firing.
Helps.
Now he is a former Marine,
but he's just,
Just a civilian there.
He doesn't have to spring into action.
So one, he's out there risking his life because he's standing out there while the gunfire is coming down.
Two, he's helping others while he's risking his life.
And then he goes back and then back as it's happening.
So I read that story.
I thought that was a pretty phenomenal story as far as.
And he was like, oh, I don't have a truck so I can't help.
Like he straight up went and figured out of the way.
Yeah.
And he was like, I'm just going to take this.
I'm sure.
That being said, it only even.
your keys in your car.
There's also that lesson to.
I mean, I'm glad someone
did in this case.
People in Amy's neighborhood
stealing cars are like crazy
because people just leave keys
in them sitting around.
Yeah, and leave them, yep.
And leave them unlocked.
Yeah.
I wonder why someone would leave their keys
just sitting in their truck, though.
Like, I'm glad they did for this,
but I wonder why someone
would just leave their keys in her truck.
You haven't never done that, really?
My dad's done it twice, got his van stolen twice.
Really?
Yeah.
After the first time, doesn't he go,
huh?
Yeah, probably.
Well, one time he was just running in
real quick.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I do that.
I keep it running.
And then,
boom,
because they're gone.
Yeah.
So there's a movie
it's playing
in the movie theater
and his teenagers
will not be quiet.
And this woman's like,
shh.
His teenagers will not be quiet.
He's like,
shh.
So a bunch of people
then in the movie theater
go, hey,
kids, shut up.
So they shut up
and watched the movie.
Then they waited on her
and beat her up.
No.
No, they didn't.
No, they punched her.
What?
They like punched her in a face twice and ran away.
Okay.
Really?
Yeah.
No.
What's wrong with kids?
What is that?
That's crazy.
Terrible parents raising those kids.
Yeah.
You want another one?
Okay.
A San Antonio couple brought their baby into Rob Pizza Hut.
That's just sad.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, they had the baby.
First one walked in with a stroller and said, hey, what's up with the specials?
Then right behind them came.
Yeah.
Crazy, huh?
What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
Gosh.
It was linked to another incident of armed robbery at the same pizza
had a week earlier.
Like they couldn't even drive down the street to a different one.
They took their baby.
Used it as a decoy.
Like a distraction.
Or maybe they just couldn't find a sitter.
Like I really don't know why.
Do you really need a distraction or rob voice?
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't think the lady.
Listen, you don't think the lady with the baby is going to be robbing you.
Yeah, but the lady the baby didn't.
Right.
So they were all like, oh, look at the cute little baby.
I don't know if they were.
You're making that hypothetical now.
No, I think they could have found a sitter.
You think they could have found a sitter to rob.
Or they let the baby in the car.
Okay, okay.
I don't know what the right answer is on that.
There's no.
I know, it's ridiculous.
It's people being ridiculous.
Wow.
You know, I thought that the guitarist from the Josh Abbott band made a point of a lot of those guys during the festival
had either concealed handgun licenses or weapons on the bus,
but they were afraid to grab them because they thought.
that someone would think they were the shooter.
Yeah.
And I was like, man, I didn't even think about that.
And you know what?
He's probably right, right.
Like, if you're a cop and you can't identify where that is.
And then you see someone with a gun.
Yeah.
Until he said that, I was like, I never thought about it like that.
Nobody knew where it was coming from or what?
So then what all of a sudden you're the person with a gun.
So what first instinct that I would think is, oh, it's coming from you.
Yeah.
And we've been balancing that talk with all.
other talk about things that
this don't matter
as much like this one. A soccer player got
kicked on the testicle and lost it.
The guy missed the ball and kicked him right.
Oh, what?
He kicked it like as hard as he would kick a soccer ball.
A soccer player had to have a testicle
or moving after a opponent, missed the ball
and kicked him right in it.
He lost one.
Mm-hmm. Lots testicle.
One piloto.
One, that's it.
That's it. That's the name of Lance Arndrach's coffee
shop. I know.
What is it?
One pelot.
Yeah, or whatever.
Yeah, Palo.
One ball? Yeah, one ball.
Interesting.
Yeah.
It sounds much better at one polota.
Look if you're going to get coffee.
There's two stories for you.
One that's heavy.
Yeah.
And one that hurts.
Like, it's not heavy.
You know what I mean?
So we'll do that.
We're balancing today.
There was a crazy story that came out yesterday
where they were filming a bank robbery scene,
but they didn't let the come.
cops know?
Yeah.
Oh, it's bad.
The cop shot the actor.
Oh my gosh.
Because the actor wouldn't put down his gun.
Yeah.
Even here, I'll play this from...
Drop the gun now!
And so all of a sudden,
someone calls 911
because they saw a mass man with a gun
into the building, so the police responded.
The body camera footage shows the officer
saying, hey, drop the weapon,
what you heard right there.
The actor
was shot, but
he didn't die.
the movie production company
did not tell police or nearby businesses
that a film was being shot.
They reviewed the evidence they will not file charges.
Like, I mean, Bobby, you're an actor.
You somewhat say.
Yeah. So, but I mean, people
typically have to get like permits to film, right?
It depends where you're, if you're a private residence point, I know.
But it's still common sense if you're going to a bank
to let everybody know.
Yeah.
And especially let the cops know.
And a mask and a gun and all the things.
And then just the guy think the cop is a
Actor too?
Like,
Impro?
No, I don't think it's improv.
I don't.
I think the...
Whatever happened there,
everybody made a lot of wrong decisions.
Yeah.
The cop didn't.
The cop thought that time
was Robin DeBank with a gun.
I wouldn't put the gun down.
I know.
And now he's shot somebody.
Yeah, but the guy didn't die.
I know, but still,
it's just hard to know
when you've shot somebody.
Our brains are only wired to work
about 25 hours per week.
Yep.
For sure.
Bobby's is like 500 hours a week.
Yeah.
According to studies conducted by scientists, our brains aren't built to work on normal work week hours instead of it's like 25 hours a week.
After that, the brain starts to decline, making employees less effective and efficient.
Oh, yeah.
Amy's got about two good hours a week.
And then shut down.
Well, here's something.
That makes me sound like I'm not, that's back it on that.
That makes me sound like I'm not a hard worker.
But do you feel like you're working right now?
This happens to be my job, Eddie.
I know, but does it feel like work?
But what I'm saying about Amy is, and this says here is.
No, you're talking about attention span.
Be efficient.
Yes.
Amy got on to me, listen.
No, no, no.
Amy got onto me for getting onto her.
No.
Okay.
Wait, what do you mean?
No, I felt bad for you that you have to do this for me.
But then I thought, is this really how, do other employees?
Like, I was picturing, like we have a different job.
Listen, I noticed, and then I thought about it for days, that he claps at me sometimes.
Oh, yeah.
I've noticed that.
And I'm like.
Okay.
We're doing things, and he'll be like, focus.
And I'm like, so.
Like, say we were in accounting, and he was my boss or something, and I was sitting there crunching the numbers.
Like, and we're in a normal job, would a person ever to their bully be like, focus?
But we're not in a normal job.
And nobody becomes I'm on the air talking, and Amy has another show is on.
Her ear plugs aren't in.
She's on her computer.
Probably, like, shopping at.
I am not.
Don't say I'm shopping just because these guys say I'm doing.
Yeah.
Sometimes you clap and she doesn't even notice.
No, this was, I know.
We were in his office doing stuff, and he clapped at me one-on-one.
Oh, the one-on-one clap.
That's what I do to my kids.
I know.
That's what I did my dog.
That's what I said.
It started as just a simple, like, wave.
Then the wave wore off and didn't work anymore.
Then I would do a big wave, and now I'd be like, hey.
And so she, like, pops out of it and refocuses.
So it works.
I'm just saying, be clear about my attention span is maybe two hours.
Like, not my work ethic.
I agree.
Thank you.
I agree.
You have a great.
Hey, we've got to wrap this up.
Bye.
Thank you.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bonds show.
Come on, Bob.
Virginia man went to a gas station and was like, hey, let me get a lottery ticket.
So, which one do you want?
Yeah, I don't know.
You pick which one.
So he picked, and the guy ended up winning $225,000.
Oh, ha, ha.
He said you pick which one?
Wow.
Wow.
Do you give him a little?
I don't know
I mean yeah
Like a little tip
It's easy to say that
When it's not your money
But probably
Like I think I would
But not like 20,000 or anything
Okay but some people would say
Why not I give him half of it?
He picked it
Whoa, no way
Listen for me
I never want to tell people
What do with their money
So
What I of course
Because I'd be like man
That's some good luck
Yeah
That's like
Like I don't think
The dealer
Like I don't think the
I'd give any money
I mean
I don't think I'd give money
Why?
Because he didn't do any
I mean
He's working
He's doing his job
job. He handed me a lottery ticket.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd like him. He'd be a high five, hug,
picture, thanks.
Oh, you give a picture.
Yeah. Sweet.
There you go. I let him touch the ticket.
I wonder, Eddie, and you have two kids. Obviously,
your youngest youngest kid has no idea
what's going on with the news. He doesn't.
He's for it. Okay. So you
have a nine-year-old. Yeah.
So whenever this happens and all these
people die, how is a dad did you talk to your
nine-year-old? How does the school talk to him?
How does he even know?
Like I have all these questions.
Yeah, so school really hasn't brought it up.
I guess they felt like it really wasn't their place to do it.
But it's funny that he found out through our show.
You know, they were on their way to school.
And, you know, when this happened to us, we didn't know.
It was three in the morning when we woke up and we were all finding out.
So I didn't even tell my wife about it.
And so she was finding out and they were all finding out when we were talking about it.
So did he ask you about it?
So he did.
He asked my wife about it.
My wife kind of gave him a little background.
on what happened and then I went home and told him, you know, that I loved him and that we were
there, but we were safe and everything was okay with us, but this is what happened. And I kind of
explained to him what went down. And he was sad. He really was genuinely sad about it. And it makes
him now a little scared of things, which that's just his personality to get a little worried.
And so now he's kind of got this worried feeling with him, like everywhere we go, like,
oh, you okay here, are we okay there? Which is kind of what you worry about when you're a parent.
Like you don't want to scare your kids.
You want to inform him.
But I felt like he's nine, you know, and he needed to know what this was.
And especially because he saw me moping around the last couple of days.
And he kind of needed to know what I was feeling.
Did it freak him out that you were on that same stage the night before?
Or did it?
Or that you, I don't know.
Or was it just the whole thing that freaked him out?
Yeah, I think everything did.
I think the fact that I was there freaked him out.
Because when we got back on Sunday, I was showing him video.
of our show.
And he's like, oh, that's so cool.
And look at them.
They're so happy and everything.
That's so great.
And then the next day, you know, he kind of put that in place.
Like, that was there.
He was, it was really, it was just crazy to see him figure it all out.
I guess now for the first time you're having to actually explain things to him.
Yeah.
Like real life.
Because if you don't school, somebody, a kid at school will.
And we've talked about this, you know, in the last couple years.
And when stuff we see in the news happens, like,
I was always avoiding it.
Like, I do not want to have.
I don't want him to worry about it.
Not yet.
He's still a kid.
But man, he's nine now.
And he's understanding what all this stuff is.
So this is something we have to do.
And again, I don't know how schools work.
They didn't have any, they don't talk about it.
They haven't really talked about it, which.
Do you feel like they should?
I don't know.
No, I'll go ahead and lean in the direction of no, because I don't think there's a right way or wrong.
way to do it, but there's definitely, we know as parents, our kids a little better than, say,
a school does or a principal does. And so the way we tell them is probably going to be the best
way that anyone can tell them. Oh, man. Okay, we'll switch off that. You want the top 10
must-watch shows last week? Kevin can wait. Is it number 10? I bring that up because that's the
show of Kevin James, where they brought back Leah Remini. So they killed off his first wife.
Oh.
And you know how the first episode?
He was like reading a pamphlet like, oh, I'm going to miss her.
And then it was like, boom.
The next King of Queen's wife comes back.
Like it's somebody else.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought they just put her in there as the wife.
Yeah.
I was like, wow, okay.
I'm almost positive.
That's not it.
Gray's Anatomy, Empire, the Voice, all up there.
Will and Grace.
Okay, so top five.
Young Sheldon came in at number five, which is the big bank theory.
The kid when he was younger.
Sheldon?
I watched it.
I didn't even know that was a show.
No, because I guess maybe
It was a little funny, but maybe I missed some of the jokes.
I didn't realize it was part of the Big Bang Theory.
I just did not understand.
That's the whole concept of it.
I had no idea.
I thought it was like a smart kid that went to high school and was like kind of a smart, you know, get in trouble because he's real.
I mean, it's always like, man, I don't get some of these jokes, maybe.
I'm missing it.
So yeah, it's a Big Bang Theory just back in the day.
Okay, so I can delete that off my DVR list.
He's done with it.
Big Bang Theory was at three for the week.
The number one and two shows with football.
Sunday at football is number one,
Thursday net football was number two.
Always.
Which is not surprising.
So those are the TV ratings.
You didn't know that?
Young Sheldon.
You didn't know that was Big Bang Terry.
No idea.
Oh man.
What is this guy?
Definitely a different feel today with the show.
To see
like yesterday just put into about two minutes
with all the artists coming in
and sharing their thoughts.
On my Twitter at the top, there's a video.
And it's,
everybody from Keith, Urban to Brothers Osborne to Lodash and Jansen,
everybody who came in, and they're only talking for a few seconds,
but it's all put together in a clip.
And it's a really strong clip.
And it just kind of lets you feel a bit of how all the artists are feeling after what happened this weekend.
Take a few minutes ago, look at it if you want.
Like I said, we've decided consciously to have a little more fun on the show today.
and at times it felt weird
and we've been open about talking about that
but the clip's good
we also
I just update you
we made these shirts and their love
greater than hate shirts
and with you guys
we've been able to raise over $120,000
in a day to donate to the victims
and those are up at bobbybones.com
I'll move off that
I just wanted to talk about that for a second
we've been talking about it throughout the morning
but just wanted to reiterate
I can switch it up and talk about this
Taco Bell employee. It has nothing to do a national taco day. Just coincidental that she's accused of
stealing and eating $25,000 worth of tacos. Oh. Like on the job. That's a lot. That's a lot of taco. Listen.
She must work there a long time. Yes. She's accused of stealing more than 30,000 bucks worth of food
over the last five years. She was arrested at her home yesterday morning by the Waco Police Department.
The 41-year-old woman was charged with 960 accusations of petty theft. A court. A court.
According to the Taco Bell spokesperson, she ate more than $25,000 with tacos as well as burritos, cassidias, nachos.
Oh my goodness.
Soft drinks.
Over the five years that she worked for the food chain.
How old do they tally that?
She would eat at least 12 tacos on each first shifts.
Oh, okay.
You know what?
I thought that was okay.
No.
Like, I thought it was okay to grab a taco here in there.
Every place is different.
I worked at restaurants where they'd give you half off.
I worked at restaurants, they'd give you full off.
Yeah.
I worked at restaurants at the end of the night if the cook felt like cooking.
cooking something, you could eat it. But if he didn't, you wouldn't. Okay.
My mom worked for Taco Bell office, and growing up, she had a card with her picture on it,
and we could go to Taco Bell and get 50% off.
Really? So we got a bean burrito for like 20 cents.
Oh, when I worked at Dunkin' Donuts, I could eat all the donuts I wanted.
See? Everything. Yeah.
This one was, like, I can't believe. Like, they had two options to go here.
Okay.
They could have said, we're arresting you, or they could have made a commercial out of her.
Oh, wow. Interesting.
No, she has, if you make a commercial out of her.
No, she's, like, I get it.
I get it.
What would the commercial be about?
Yeah.
How do you do that?
She showed her eating 12 tacos every day.
She ate over $25,000 in tacos.
Like, that's a commercial.
She loved it so much.
She ate over $25,000 worth of their food.
Wow.
Yeah.
So that's where my mind goes.
Everybody goes, ah, she's a thief.
She's stealing stuff.
I go, I put her in a commercial.
She's special.
She's special.
She has 12 tacos.
She loves the prize.
working there and eating all of it.
So there's that.
You know what?
The weird thing is.
So we, weeks ago,
Eddie and I earned a band called The Raging Idiots.
We put out this song,
just a goofy song called Namaste.
You just put it out that we play it one day
and it'd be over.
People started downloading it.
Last week was our biggest download a week ever.
I had like thousands of downloads.
And hundreds of thousands of streams.
And all of a sudden it's become a thing
and I was way against changing it
because I was like, it's so dumb.
Like the song is just a
dumb song. It wasn't meant to be anything more than what it is. And
wrote with Walker Hayes, a great friend of mine. You can actually hear him on part of the
track going, got to beat like Jackson, you know? And who does the roof? Walker does the roof.
Yeah. Shut out.
Yeah. So what happened was our company came to us and said, we need you to make this song a
little more country because we think that stations need to play it. So today,
Natalie Stovall, who plays fiddle, is going to add fiddle to the song. And if we don't
have it yet.
That'll do it.
So we're going to make, I know, I felt like sacrifice it.
But we're going to do it because people that don't know us,
like people think the song is good enough to put out in like service to all the radio.
It is. It's so good.
How about it? Like our, like, we leave a record level, don't we have a song?
I know. That's crazy. The timing is crazy.
Okay. If you haven't heard this song, I'll play up for you.
I'm like, I'm like, I can like it should win the CMA, you know?
Well, we had a fiddle to it today.
It won't be on tomorrow because it takes a while to mix.
but yeah
here I'll just play it for you
and you can download it or you can not
but it's been crazy to see
how many people have downloaded this song
because I never thought it was anything more
than just a little goofy song
who knew it was one of the greatest songs
ever written
who knew that it'd be compared to the Beatles
like the stones the Beatles
namaste by the way
I'll say this and I know
that Lunchbox's friend watches us play
and he didn't even know that she was there
and sent a glowing review
Really?
Yeah, she was there on Saturday.
I guess you guys played.
She was like, I didn't know Bobby and Eddie have a real band.
Oh my gosh, they're so much fun.
The crowd is loving them.
We are jamming out.
We're definitely fun.
Yes.
That's the good word.
She said, yeah, they're really good.
But she said a real band.
I mean, we do have a real band.
I know.
I know.
She just said we're really good.
We have the most legitimate band ever.
It's just the two front guys are we.
How ironic is that?
Everybody, including y'all, everybody is talented.
It's just you bring a day.
different kind of talent to the stage.
Here's her exact text. Holy crap, you need
to tell Bobby and the band, they were
awesome. They had Vegas rocking
and they were so much fun. All
my friends loved it. We didn't realize
they were a real band. They were a
pleasant surprise to the entire day.
Wow.
Boom. Well, there you have it.
Tell her thanks, lunch. Yeah. And Lunchbox
wouldn't make that up. He'd actually make up the opposite.
Yeah. You would.
That'd be his style. So we're out. We're
going to play Lubbock and Tulsa in a couple
weeks. Where do we start? Stephen Avery from making a murderer. He was serving a life term for the 2005
murder of Teresa Hallback. The judge has denied requests for a new trial. He presented all of his
evidence and the judge said no. Three of the arguments included DNA and scientific testing.
And so no to that. Wow. Do you know any more about if there's going to be a continuing
of the documentary?
No.
Okay.
Kept hearing there was.
I know.
I just hadn't heard an update.
I didn't know.
Normally, if it's out there, you know.
I don't know.
Then it's not out there.
Yeah, exactly.
You wouldn't know.
Don't worry, people.
It's not out there.
By the way, we mentioned earlier about this Taco Bell employee
accused of stealing and eating $25,000 for the tacos.
And I was like, well, they arrested her,
but I would have put it in a commercial.
And Lunchbox was one of the game in that story.
And Lunchbox is known as being Mr. Fake News.
Oh, yes.
So as soon as we get off, yes, as soon as we get off the air, Morgan number two, our head of
digital, goes, that story is not true.
Lunchbox gave me a fake news story.
What do you mean it's not true?
It's not true at all?
So that's like the onion?
It's not a satire site.
Lunchbox is taking the onion and giving us news.
Lunchbox.
Look, how am I supposed to know?
I read a news story and you just Bob jugged out.
Wow, that's so detailed.
She lived in Waco.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
fed the mall tacos.
She had 12 a day.
I was kind of feeling bad for her because I was like, man, she's right.
I was like, she's broke.
I get it.
I get it.
Togos too all day long.
She wasn't even real.
When you said $25,000 or however much it was worth of food, like I was thinking,
she must have worked there like almost her entire life.
Bobby's like, she's worked there five years.
I'm like, what?
That's so much chocolate.
You can't hand me a story because he goes, hey, there's a good one.
But that's his wheelhouse.
Because it was like, it's today's national taco day.
Here's this story.
Look.
Eddie, this is not from
Another radio station. Fake news.
It is from another radio station.
They got Duke, too.
Dang, you got got got by another station.
Man.
They probably heard us talk about it like everybody else
and stole it and then did it.
Oh, no.
See, I googled it to see if there was other places that had it up and they did,
so I wasn't the only one.
You probably started it.
Stop that.
I apologize.
No, you didn't.
Now you are.
Go ahead.
I thought it was a good story.
How do you start an apology?
He goes, I apologize.
No, you haven't apologized.
Go ahead.
I thought it was a good news story when I read it.
And I was like, man, that's intriguing and that's interesting to talk about.
I didn't call the Taco Bell.
So do I need to call every story and be like, can I get confirmed sources?
You're not apologizing.
You still haven't apologized.
Man.
I messed up.
Fake news.
Fake news.
Fake news.
Fake news.
Fake news.
Fake news.
Here's a question because I was going to give blood to.
I had about an hour on my schedule today where I'm free to go do something and so I was going to go get blood.
But someone said because I've been to Haiti in the last year, that maybe I can't give blood.
Yeah, I was Googling some stuff on my end too because I've even had blood like tests done in Haiti.
Through the Red Cross there though, because they needed blood.
But they denied me because I was my time of the month.
I don't know if that's accurate, but in Haiti there, don't let you.
They say your blood's no good at that time.
So I've been looking up stuff too.
I think that we still, I don't know.
I'm either making an appointment today or tomorrow.
I guess I'll find out.
I couldn't find anything for sure online.
Did you?
Yeah, tweet.
I believe all.
Yeah, I mean, someone surely out there has to know.
Because, I mean, but think of how many people travel the world but still give blood.
No, I mean, they can't give blood if they go to places.
Oh, I feel like these people I see traveling the world, I see them also giving blood.
We took like a rapid test and I don't really remember seeing that on the list.
because I hadn't left the country ever.
So, I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
But there were some countries in the list.
I just don't know if Haiti was on there.
Okay, so it's specific.
It's not just if you've gone to Canada.
How'd you do it in needles?
I don't do well with needles.
I learned a lot about myself when I donated blood.
Last time I donated blood was in high school,
and you could skip class for like an hour, so I did it.
And I was no big deal to me then.
Geez, at 38 years old, I was getting dizzy.
As soon as I'd look at the bag, I'd get weak.
the needle hurt. She missed my vein ten times.
Oh, yeah, no. But other than that, hey man.
Bobby. It was good donating blood, and I'm glad I did it.
Bobby, if you go, you need a buddy and snacks.
I'm petrified, but that's why I should go.
Yeah.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
And they provide snacks. They have a whole free thing of snacks.
I got plenty of snacks. I'm not worried about snacks.
Oh, yeah. All the orange juice you want.
What? One time you donated, you passed out at Chick-fil-A.
I fell down.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah. I fell down. You know how TV people wake up from like a, and there are people standing in a circle over them?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I fell out in Chick-fil-A.
Really?
Yeah, it wasn't one of my greater moments.
One of my friends was in a car wreck, and they were like, hey, he needs blood.
And I was like, okay.
And I went, and one, it's psychological to me.
And I'm freaked out more than just walking in.
So, boom, I walked out, and away I went.
Boom, right in Chick-fil-A.
Yeah.
But I'm going to go, listen, I need to do it because I can't say to people on this radio show,
hey, you should give blood if I'm not giving blood.
I don't say, hey, you should give money if I'm not giving money.
So I need to go
It'll be today
Hopefully I can go
Yeah
We just need to know
Haiti
Shingles and tuberculosis
No wait a minute
Oh wow
Amy you have a whole different thing
Going on
Amy I was fine
I donated tuberculosis
They didn't even ask
And parasites
Possibly
If they're still around
I know
That's a whole thing
Does that it
Do you want to go together
Oh boy
Volunteer pilots are flying
Planoids of dogs
And cats
Out of Puerto Rico
Has your husband
talked about
Doing anything like this
Yeah
That's a
something I think would be a dream job for him, which he could still go do.
I mean, some of these, but some of these pilots, positions, they're actually paid positions
depending on the nonprofit, or they are straight up, just volunteer.
Like, there's some people that do animal rescue.
There's some people to do angel flights and fly organs and all kinds of things.
I would love it if he did that one day.
He talks about it, but.
Like as being a good job?
Yeah, I guess.
I think right now he's just so focused on his work and what he does that he's not able to
that, but maybe when life slows down a little bit, since he has that skill set, he could make
that like his thing to volunteer.
Yeah, these guys, wings of rescue are flying animals out of Puerto Rico.
Super cool.
Yeah, that is cool.
You know the hashtag first world problems?
Yeah.
So, just so you know what that is, like in 1997, they ask people, they say, hey, like,
what are the first world problems?
1997, okay, so you're looking at 20 years ago.
the things that people want to
were having a happy relationship
being able to pay rent
and they were scared of their photos
being overexposed.
Again, the photo thing is just something
that people, they did that now again, 20 years later.
And the top two things are no free Wi-Fi
and finding ripe avocados.
Wow.
There's something called avocado anxiety.
Oh, it's a thing.
If you go to the store and they're all bright green,
like you got to figure out
how can I ripen these ASAP?
Like, I need to use this avocado today.
And I've done it where I, like, buy one.
I put it in a paper sack with a banana and, like, stick it in the dark corner.
What's wrong with you, people?
You know, I've never heard of that.
I don't know if that works.
So I'm just trying to rip in the anything, the banana, the avocado, get ripe, more ripe.
Avocado anxiety?
Wow.
What's happening here?
We're creating our own problem.
We're creating new problems.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Did you see the Instagram now has polls?
No.
Like how you can do a poll on Twitter.
You can now do an Insta poll if you've got a decision to make and you want people's opinion.
No, no, no.
Do it for fun, not if you have a decision to make.
Like a life decision.
I like it.
No, no.
Should I have kids?
Should I marry this woman?
Go ahead.
How do I do it?
I got mine up right now.
It says, now you can quickly poll your followers on Instagram.
Instagram stories will now let you add poll stickers, which give you two options to a question.
People who view your story can choose an answer by tapping one of the options,
and then you'll be able to see the results real time.
Okay, so what do I do?
Because I have it up.
Go to Insta Story.
I'm in.
Do you see a poll sticker?
Oh, so I got to find a sticker.
Yeah, that thing at top, I think, with the square and the smiley face that gives you options.
That means you got to take a picture first or something.
You can't just load it.
You have to ask a question, and then you can add the...
Okay, here we go.
Hold on.
Okay.
We're doing this slide.
Hey, everyone looking at my Insta story.
Do you think Amy's funny?
Yes.
Press yes or press no.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
Bye.
Okay.
Now, this is cool to see it all in action.
Let me load it here.
Now, okay.
Oh, there's a poll.
Yes, I'm telling you.
Wow.
Okay.
Hold on.
Ask a question.
Is Amy funny question mark?
And then give them the option, yes.
Done.
And yes.
Okay, so here's what I'm going to say.
Yes.
And yes.
I'm going to hit it to my story right now.
Yeah.
If you go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bone.
and you look at my story, you can vote on that poll.
Yeah.
I had no idea.
What are that?
I'm voting right now.
My pile is full of great information.
The pile is full of stuff.
Yeah.
All right.
What else?
Okay.
What else do we got?
That is my favorite one.
So, okay, so there might be a new technology coming out where, or may I already be out,
just hasn't made it to America quite yet, where we're going to be able to change
the station just with hand gestures.
Like if you're watching TV and you're not even going to need a remote, you can just
be like, or other body moves.
I guess you could just program into whatever.
You can be like, wave your hands to the left.
That means like, well, the Wii and stuff can do that.
Yeah.
So I'm already, listen, I'm already getting annoyed when I have to actually push the number into a remote.
Oh my goodness.
Because you're a remote, you can talk to it.
It's so strange.
I see in a lot of hotels because I travel a lot.
Yeah.
And I'll go and I'll be like, I don't know what channels are anymore because I'm a remote TV.
I go boop.
And I go, TBS, Nick at night.
And it'll find it.
Razorback football.
And I just yell at my remote all the time.
So then when I go and I'm like, I don't know what chant.
Oh, my goodness.
I know. It's ruining me.
And the same thing with like setting alarms on my phone.
I just tell it to Siri.
I don't even push by it.
Really?
I just yell at you.
This is getting very dramatic.
What else?
Do you, Bobby, get notifications on your phone?
Like, every time you get an email, do you get a pop-up, like email?
No, not emails, but I have certain sources that I will, like right now, USA Today, CNN, Fox News, and the Washington Post are the ones that I have.
have there's that send me in billboard oh okay well I think you're good because it says if you have
notifications for emails on your phone phone updates obviously you put you in a cranky mood
especially if you get a lot of emails because then your phone is just constantly going and then
it's like overload well it'll shake and I'll see that number grow but I don't know what they
are on purpose and do you have to address the number to make yourself feel better oh they have to
zero if I open it it goes all the way to zero I like to ignore the number I know you
Okay, let's see.
There are some keywords in case any of our listeners have a dating profile out there.
I am going to hook you up with words you need to use that are going to get you a date.
All right.
Go ahead.
Physically fit.
I think it's a good response.
What about the picture?
Do you have to be physically fit in the picture?
Or do you just put like that?
That's the trick.
I'm not physically fit.
Yeah, it's a key word.
You're going to get people to like click on you more.
As long as you should have that.
Opposite of physically fit.
Please swipe.
Go ahead.
If you are spontaneous.
Okay.
Ah, that's a good one.
Spontaneous.
All right.
You get spelled right, though.
Go ahead.
That is the truth.
Outgoing and optimistic.
So those words motivate women to click on your profile more.
I click Amy no.
Right now, Amy has 89%.
Yes, she's funny.
11% no.
Yeah.
11% no.
That's a lot.
Yeah, I'm not worried about that.
That's a high percentage.
Just joking with Amy.
I'm focusing on that.
89%.
I'm funny.
Like 23,000 people have voted in like four minutes.
Really?
On my internet story.
Wow, that's fast.
I mean, I get a bunch of hits.
Not to brag.
I'm saying, but hey.
I don't even get 23,000 to look at mine.
I don't have 23,000 total.
Is your arm hurt?
Yeah, her pampers up on the back.
But listen.
Oh.
Like, it's funny to, I like how they...
It just ruined your joke.
It just ruined your joke, hey.
Yeah, but I mean, it's funny that I was being funny when people are voting about
about it.
Okay.
She's trying to promote her funny right now.
It's trying to throw some comedy in there.
I like what they show you.
who looks at it.
Yeah.
Like whatever.
Because I can see.
Brett Eldridge just looked at my...
Oh, wow.
Did he vote?
I don't know what he voted there.
Oh, then he voted that.
Yeah.
We didn't find out what he did.
Since it's not officially the morning corny,
I have a joke that doesn't fit in the corny,
but I think it can fit here where people are voting on if I'm funny or not.
But it's not inappropriate.
You're already winning.
I know what this is.
She wants to turn that 11 into zero.
The morning corny.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
What the fuck?
What in the world are you doing?
Okay, that number's getting high.
Eleven's going to 15 or now.
Can everybody please go vote on my Instagram
because she's not funny?
Go ahead.
Repeat it.
Okay.
That's not a repeatable joke.
You bought some shoes
my drug dealer, you said?
Yeah, I'm not sure what he laced them with,
but I've been tripping all day.
All right, okay, 90-10.
No, no.
Yes, that's not funny.
Listen, I'm officially polling to say,
go vote no on my Instagram.
Follow me, Mr. Bobby Jones,
And vote no.
Go ahead.
No.
And you say mine are over the line.
That wasn't over the line.
What was wrong with that?
No.
And fun fact, if you see shoes tied on a power line up above, you're likely in a space where a drug deal can be going down.
I don't know that's true.
That is true.
I see shoes on a thing all the time.
I think it's just people throwing them over.
No, I have talked to people from Compton.
From Compton.
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
Amy.
And no.
And the streets of Chicago
Please go about no one.
The streets of Chicago.
What do you know from the streets of Chicago?
I'm telling you, we haven't laughed in days.
It feels great.
I feel delirious.
And it's almost, yeah.
Because yesterday all I did is cry.
I know.
So, sorry if I have a funny drug dealer shoe joke.
Okay, hold on.
Let me just stop you and say, let's just talk about this logically for a second.
Yeah.
If you were a drug dealer, the last thing you would want to do is put an arrow above
your head.
Exactly.
Pointing down
at where the drug deals
were.
Everyone knows where
you're going to do it.
It's in that area.
That's the worst
logic I've ever heard.
You likely have to
show up and do
some special whistle.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
Anytime there's a drug deal,
you put a light bright up
and you fill it up
and it says drugs here
at a point of arrow.
By the way,
can I get myself a shout out
for the light bright
reference?
Said nobody under the age of
about 30
who knows what that is.
Shout out light bright.
Good job.
Out of light bright.
Thank you.
Go and vote.
No, Amy's not funny.
No.
Mr. Bobby Bowles on Instagram.
Look at my story.
Let people speak for themselves.
I do.
Oh, I just missed it.
I got to go back.
Too many taps.
I have to go vote for myself right now.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Boll show.
Come on, Bob.
I want to share a story with you.
I thought was kind of amazing.
There's a girl.
She's washing dishes at Chipotle and Austin.
Austin and someone walks in from a modeling agency and goes, hey, you could be a model.
You should come to my office.
And she's like, okay.
And she goes, and she's like in Paris and Lulon and straight up.
It's like landing huge jobs.
Amazing.
Just like that.
Washington District of Chipotle and Austin.
You are lying.
No.
It's a real story.
We don't bring fake news like you do.
Where did you hear this?
I saw it all over in the news.
I did too.
You guys.
This is just one of those stories like, oh, I was just fast.
found in the mall.
That's why it doesn't really happen.
Stop.
It happens, right?
No.
Well, Bobby, you would know
your friends with her?
No, she was not found at the mall.
Yes, she was.
She was at the mall.
Okay.
He knows everything.
Let him go.
But like if somebody came up to you at your work and said that as it, come to my office,
I'm going to make you a model.
I'd be like, I'm good.
Wow.
Like one time Raymond, our producer went into a, oh my God.
Not my, the basement.
Went into a guy's basement and took like pictures in an underwear because the guy told
him he was a photographer.
For Express, the clothing store.
Yeah, I mean, he was, it started out as a mall thing, and then we did end up going to a house.
So, wait, just rewind.
You met him in a mall.
Yes.
And he said to you what?
It's a modeling shoot for the company Express.
We're looking for some guy models.
And I said, I'm very interested.
He's like, I noticed you in the mall.
And I was like, okay, cool.
So we went over to the guy's house.
He had all professional equipment, took the photos, never really heard anything back.
But, Ray, weren't you like?
Why is he by himself?
And two, then you just.
take your clothes off? Yes. I mean, I was in
boxers, but I... For a clothing ad.
And it gave you... They have boxers
with Express. They have shirts. They have jeans.
I modeled all kinds of stuff like that. But you were
wearing Express brand clothing for Express.
Yeah.
Express Boxers.
They were express. They didn't like have a name
on them. It was just like bad boxers.
So where the pictures? That's what I'm saying.
It was almost like I didn't, if you didn't get
the job, you never saw the picture.
Oh, yeah. Oh, so you just think you didn't
get the job. There were other people that I
But yeah, but did you see, was anyone in the room with you?
Not at the time, but he said that other people had scheduled like later on that night.
And did they give you drinks to loosen you up?
We did have a couple drinks.
But they said that because it's awkward.
You're getting photographed and stuff.
It shouldn't be awkward if you're a model.
No, I know, but it was like he was a guy.
I was a guy.
We were at his house in his nighttime.
So he's like, have a drink.
So I had a couple beers.
And it did loosen me up.
And then he took your clothes off.
And were you like on the bed?
For one of the shoots, yes.
I was like laying down on a couch.
But most of the time I was in a t-shirt, I was wearing jeans, doing some normal photo shoots.
Oh my gosh.
So what kind of credentials did he show you from Express?
I didn't ask for anything.
What do I need to say, sir, can you please prove to me?
Yes, exactly.
And it was just you too, him and you.
It was me and him, but later on, other people probably came in an audition as well.
Did you ever get paid?
It wasn't a paid.
It was an audition.
This was to get a gig, a huge one, with the magazine.
I just never landed it.
Yeah, Bobby, if he had landed it, he would have seen the photos and gotten paid.
Roughly, how many pictures did he take of you?
Oh, I was there for an hour.
For an audition.
In your underwear.
Yeah, for one of the scenes, because I was laying on a couch where you're supposed to be in.
I was laying on the couch.
I can't take it.
I've had some drinks.
That's too much.
Oh, my goodness.
It's one of my favorite.
Hey, I thought it was a great deal because it was free.
I didn't even have to pay the guys.
You were!
Yeah, you got nothing out of it.
No, guys, he didn't do anything.
Yes.
He hung out with a guy in his house.
The point of it was, he said all the time people are discovered at malls.
He's like, you could be the next person.
Okay.
And I was like, well, let's take that shot, man.
Where do I sign up?
So I did it.
Yeah.
You took your clothes off and went to his house and let me take pictures of you.
Yeah.
And I mean, I was.
You never saw the picture.
Did you ever see him again?
I never auditioned again.
I didn't get the game.
Did you ever knock on his door and be like, excuse me, fine, sir.
Are you still here?
I mean, I do have the guy's address.
I could go to his house if I really wanted to, but I don't care to.
Let's go.
I wouldn't want to see him again either.
I'm just going to roll up again.
Yeah, well, I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Roll up to the guy's house and say, hey, man, do you, could you tell me who ended up getting that job?
I'd love to see his magazine shoot or whatever.
Do you feel like you got tricked and taking your clothes off in the guy's basement?
Yes or no?
Yes or no.
We lost them.
No, we did.
Oh, hold on.
Go ahead.
I said, do I feel like I get tricked?
No.
If you do a photo shoot, most of the time you're in somebody's house.
Guaranteed.
No, that's not true at all.
I've done a lot of photo shoots
Although one time Bobby did arrange
us to show photo shoot and we met this guy's house
It was like where are we? It was in our early
days I think Bobby was paying for it
We didn't have money. We had money. It's cheap, it's cheap, but we did get the pictures
We did get the pictures. We did.
Oh, Raymond. Oh man. And we were all together.
So safe.
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