The Bobby Bones Show - Eddie Goes In For Surgery & Lunchbox Updates Us On His Argument With His Wife

Episode Date: May 26, 2017

Eddie goes in for hand surgery, Lunchbox's weekend roadtrip and Amy interviews newcomer Luke Combs Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Cut the tendon. Yeah. Yeah. He was sharpening knives because he's so manly. Yeah. Well, he was making sushi. Eddie. Oh, by the good morning, too, you. Morning.

Here, I'll read this story about a real man. Okay. An Arkansas man was hospitalized after being shot in the head with an arrow. What? Eddie's grabbing by a finger. He shot... After being shot, he got in his car and drove six miles back to his house. Okay.

Then he flown to the hospital. They had to remove the arrow from his head. Oh, my goodness. The arrow pierced the back of his head. Did not penetrate the skull. The man who shot him with the arrow has not been found. Police said the shooting happened after they argued it was some property. Oh, so it was a...

It wasn't an accident. He pulled out his crossbow. And he was like, okay, take that. Whoa, that's scary. That's a real man. That makes me think of Walking Dead. Eddie tore off a pinky nail and he's having surgery today. This guy gets shot in the head with the arrow and he's like, I'm going back to work.

I'll drive myself to the hospital. Are you guys sure I need surgery? Dang. Okay, so, appreciate you guys being here. Remember, if you have a call and you go, because I go, I appreciate you. You. And what do you say back? I appreciate you.

There it is, see. If it does never, we'll give it like a week. Then we'll let it die. So far nobody's called. Nah, nobody doesn't. I always love her on holidays because we get food for free. Yeah. For free.

For free. Yeah. So Master Bill comes up and they bring us food. And I wish Eddie were here because Eddie uses his all the time and always talks about it. But John's here, the head guy in charge of Master Bill. Good to see you again. Yeah, Bobby's great to be back. We love coming up here.

Obviously, feeding y'all. What did you make, by the way? We haven't had a chance to eat it yet. We have some smoked pimento cheese with kibasa sausage topped off with a jalapeno pepper for breakfast and some ribs. For breakfast. Yes. But, John, here's the thing about us for breakfast. That's like lunch.

This is perfect for us. We wake up at three in the morning. That's right. That's right. So if you're going to think of smoking some food, obviously the holidays and any time of the year. But we've got a ton of videos, a ton of recipes. out there on masterbuilt.com that just allow people to relax and have fun and eat some dead gum good food.

Yeah. Let me ask you a real question, though. Man to man. Man to man. A girlfriend doesn't think of very manly, right? Well, she'd think I'm manlyer. I take one of these master belts and make it sing. There is no question about it.

If you will take a picture, taking some ribs out of your Masterbilt smoker, I can promise you, she will never look at it. you the same. Because I need that. You need that. Yeah. I mean, I'm just this wimpy guy. And I'm telling you, it will change.

If you don't have friends now, you smoke some good food in your backyard. You will have friends like you've never had. Family members come out of the woodworks. You don't need money. You just need a Masterbilt smoker. Yes. All the places they can get it. Let's them off.

All the places you can get them. And the best place to go is to MastraBilt.com for all the retailers. But you can go to Home Depot, Low. Sam's Club, Walmart, Academy, Bass Pro, Cabellas. Get one today, tomorrow, or Sunday to smoke some food for Memorial Day. Celebrate the holiday. Hanging out with your family and friends and let Master Build help you guys do it. Always good to see you.

Yeah, man. You too? Ready to eat, though. Ready to eat, eat some ribs. Smells so good. It does so good. John, good to see you. All right, thank y'all.

Always love it. See you next time. Next time will be doing it from my house. Yes, sir. All right, John. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. I thought this was cool.

A 12-year-old girl stopped an abduction of a four-year-old girl at the neighbor. Wow. Because some dude came up and just grabbed the four-year-old. She was like, that doesn't look right. So she grabbed the four-year-old and, like, held her back. The man's being held on $15,000 bond now, charged with abduction of a child and disorderly conduct. The 12-year-old told police, she knew something was wrong, so she just grabbed a little girl by the arm and took off running with her from the man. Just instinctually.

Yep. And then she went back to her parents and was like, hey, I think this wasn't. supposed to happen like this. Wow, that's awesome. Right? So I don't have a little girl's name. She's underage, so you don't say her name. Yeah, but all 12 year old girls out there.

Shout out to, you can say that. I'm not shouting out to all 12 year old girls. I'm just shouting out to good people because if I shout out to all 12 year old girls, that's not a good look for me. You know what I'm saying? Okay, got it. So you can do it. Shout out to all the 12 year old girls out there.

And shout out to Amy, who did a cool shout out. There we go. I see you. I just don't like coffee. I try it again this morning, coffee, coffee, and I try to cold brew. My girlfriend's like, hey, I got to try cold brew. Ooh, pole brew's so good. What?

It's so bitter. And I don't know what everybody's fascination is with getting me into coffee. Oh. I guess if I do it, it's cool. Yeah. It's not cool yet. Coffee's not quite cool, yeah. We want validation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But no, I tried it. I got some kind of coconut cool because I need flavors. Yeah, yeah. Just couldn't do it. I had one. Is it so bitter? Well, okay.

Maybe you need to sweeten up. Here's Eddie, by the way, he's having surgery this morning. Oh. Yeah, Eddie. Hey, I'm here. Where? Where? I'm getting ready to leave the house. Getting the whole family up and everything.

Are you going under or not? I haven't decided yet. They say I can make that choice when I get there. Do it, dude. Go under. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go. You'll love it. Go far, far away. Yeah, it'll just be crazy because it'll be like nothing you've experienced.

You'll go, okay, here I go. And then you'll wake up and be like, whoa, that was crazy. I know, but what if I don't wake up? You will. You will never know. Yeah, it'll be a thing. Imagine if you don't wake up, Amy has a valid point.

You'll never know you didn't wake up. That's what I tell myself. It's okay, I'll never know. Eddie, take some advice from your friend. Go under. Okay, friend. I'll take that advice. Sign the form.

Did you see my Snapchat with Eddie last night? No. It was a conversation with Eddie. Uh-huh. Daddy, did you see it? No. Appreciate all you guys watching. I never know your Snapchat in me.

Okay, sometimes it takes a minute. What time was it? You should watch it immediately when I post it. You should call all your friends and be like, watch. Okay. Well, explain it to us. Nope. Bobby Bone Show is my Snapchat name.

You have to see it. Eddie was having his final meal, he said. His pizza. Oh, I did see Eddie post that. Oh, she saw mine. Yeah, of course he did. Yeah, yeah. Who cares about Barbie?

Bad, bear, bear, bear. Well, listen, I hope you have a wonderful surgery. I hope you go under. I hope you come back and we're able to talk about it. When do you expect to be, like, back on your feet today? Like, you'd be able to run around this weekend? Well, they said I need to get picked up or have a ride home by 10.30. Okay.

It's not keeping you in the hospital then. You're good. No, no, it's outpatient. I go in, get it done, and get out. All right. Eddie has hand surgery because he cut his hand with knives as he was sharpening them making sushi. That's right. All right, buddy, good luck.

Thanks, Bo. Go under. Miss you all. Go under. Bye. Yeah, good luck. There he is. Our producer Eddie, having hand surgery today.

Best of luck to our friend. as he goes to surgery. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in sports. The finals are all set in the NBA. It's going to be the Cleveland Cabs and the Golden State Warriors. And in the NHL, the Nashville Predators and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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Let me say this. It's Friday. I like that. I'm positive. It's Friday. And I'm feeling positive because it's Friday. And now it's time for our positivity segment called Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good.

All right, we all have good news stories to share with you. Two Michigan high school seniors were just awarded $50,000 scholarships by an anonymous donor. These two kids were called into a meeting at school. They didn't know what to expect. And the principal was like, hey, you're being given what's called the exceptional learner scholarship. You're each getting $50,000 for school. And we can't tell you who because they don't want it to be known. Oh, wow.

But some guy's just like, education, have some money. A lot of money. They do know it's a man, though. Oh. One of the kids wants to be an orthopedic surgeon. Wow. And didn't have the money. I had the grades.

They have to take out some loans. Wow. And the guy was like, boom, I got you. Here's $50,000. No big deal. Amy, you're up. Well, a veterinary hospital is hiring a cat cuddler. They posted the job yesterday.

And they just want to make sure that they are keeping cats calm after surgery. And they know it's not a standard veterinary role and it's a slightly different job. But they're dead serious about it. And they want to keep the cats happy. So they're cuddling with the cats. Yeah, they want to make sure you've got a good catatitude when you apply for the job. Needed that one. And you also have to answer if petting cats makes you feel warm and fuzzy.

There you go. Let's watch. There were some people out hiking in New York when they heard, Roof, roof, roof, roof. Like, where's that barking coming from? And they look over a cliff 200 feet down. There's a dog stuck on the side of the cliff. Wow.

So they had to call rescue workers. Fire Department comes in with some ropes. They go down and get a little puppy up, all safe and sound. What kind of noise of the puppy make when he was like? up. There it is. Dang. Okay.

Yeah. That gives me a good catatitude. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

The guy in Montana, the body slam the reporter won the election. Yep. Now, did he win because 70% of the vote was already in before he did the body slamming? They don't really know. Yeah, they don't know.

But he won. You did. I got to get a scandal of some sort. Wait, what? You do? Remember I've been telling me I've got to start some sort of scandal And then I have to deny it and be like

Or just be like oh I can't believe this is happening That'd be a fun scandal They're doing a go fund me page to buy new glasses For the reporter they got body slammed Because he needs new glasses right Because he broke glasses that was in the audio It was like you broke my glasses man So they're doing a go fund me to rate

$1,500 dollars glasses Wow those are nice Fancy pants glasses of reporter And what are they paying you over there? Holy cow Bobby Boncha. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

So Luke Bryan is doing his ninth annual farm tour. It's going to kick off September 28th in Lincoln, Nebraska. He'll hit six cities, and it's going to wrap up in Missouri. John Party will be the opener. Proceeds will go to college scholarships for teens and farming families. And if you're curious about dates and details, you can find everything at Lukebrien.com. It's Friday, so we got some movies out, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men, Tell No Tales, only 31% positive.

It's the fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie, fifth installment. You also have Baywatch in theaters today with The Rock and Zach Efron, only 20% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm Amy, that's your 30 second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes with some Gurney, Illinois. John is a high school senior, walks across the stage, gets his diploma, walking back to his seat and goes, I'm going to show off.

I'm going to do a backflip. Like in his robe? In his robe. Oh, it's amazing. I love what is going, because for sure he lands it. Goes to backflip, boom! Lands flat on his face, peers to break his nose. Oh, goodness.

You better be really confident. To do a backflip in public period, but to try it in the gown there, you get the flip. Oh! Right on the face. You got to put this on Facebook. Yeah, I'm Lushbox. That's your bonehead story. The day!

How humiliating. What a bonnet. This is an amazing video. You must go to. to Facebook. I don't go, but you should go to Facebook and look at it. Go to bobbybones.com and our Facebook. Oh my goodness. I have a couple things I want to talk about. First of all, you've been talking about being off and your husband feels like he's been off physically. So you guys are getting a CO2

detector. That's the carbon dioxide. Yeah. Carbon, yeah. Minoxide. Yeah. Detector. Deoxy. Deoxy. That's what we breathe out. So you're getting a carbon monoxide detector. Uh-huh. He wants all kinds of tests done. And you know, we had that coal situation where the old soot came through our fireplace. Oh, I bet that's why you're feeling bad. I don't know. We had it. I thought we had it completely cleaned out, but they said it can be really difficult

and it sticks to everything. And it's just weird because my husband's a really healthy guy, but lately he just feels not normal. How's he doing? Because I know he's in Haiti and he went with the kids by himself. And he was freaking out because he's like, what do I do? How do I feed them? How do I clean them?

How do I? How's that going? He said it's going great. He's like, yeah, this is not going to be so bad. You know, once I sat down with them and realized, okay, yeah, you're like almost seven and you're 10, pretty self-sufficient. I'm like, yeah, they can take care of themselves. So you talked to him last night?

Yeah, got to text. He said he had a great day. I got to get pictures from the kids. He said they're super excited to see me and I need to hurry up and get there. And I was like, I'm coming. So you don't get there until tomorrow, though. I'll get there at like 8 a.m. Because you fly to Miami tonight, spend the night.

And I'm on the first flight out of Miami. It's only like an hour from Miami. But why can't you get there tomorrow? Well, normally there's a 2 p.m. flight out of Atlanta, like, that goes through Atlanta and then gets to Porta Prince at 7 p.m. And for whatever reason, today, it's not available. They, like, don't have it. I almost called Delta. Be like, excuse me, could you put that flight back on?

Do they have movie theaters down there? Good question. I don't know. I haven't been to one. I haven't seen one. Maybe. I was reading this story about Johnny Depp because he has the Pirates of the Caribbean. It comes out today.

It's Pirates Five. He's getting a lot of negative reviews. Johnny Debt to me on my mind, though, still like, the top. Yeah. One of the top. But man, he's had some flops. He hasn't had a good one in a while. He also has, first of all, he gets paid, $20 million per movie.

But he hasn't had a really, like a big movie in a long time. Listen to some of these flops. The Loan Ranger costs $215 million. Oh my gosh. Opening weekend made $20 million. Whoa. Allison Wonderland costs $170 million. Opening weekend made $20 million.

Dark Shadows, $150 million. $20 million, $100 million, made $20 million. Oh, $20 million is like it's what he makes. People should start to catch on to that. Let's spend about $19 million because he's only going to make $20. All right, Jim, the budget's $19.9. So that way we can profit. Remember that story about him spending all that money?

Yes. And he would spend $2 million a year on wine. Yeah. And to him, it's probably just another day. It's probably like us spending too much on eggs. Like, you know what? You buy a lot of eggs. Yeah.

I was thinking bottled water, something like I had at myself for spending money on that. That's probably a better one. And he also pays someone to read him his line so he doesn't have to memorize it. In his ear. Yeah. Like, he has an earpiece and they're like. That's why I need on this show. Captain Sparrow or whatever his name is.

Your next line is. I don't think they call him Captain Sparrow. I probably just say it. So. I used to remember what Roli is playing. I don't think I've seen any Pirates movies after the second one. I've never seen any. I haven't seen any of those movies you named

I think the only Johnny Debt movie I've seen is Nobody's seen any of those movies that named That's why I made no money Somebody did The Pirates movies though One, two You seen any of much rock? Never seen them

Really? Yeah, the first one? Nope Oh man Cool Yeah, we're the cool kids Yeah, I'm sure you are The Bobby Ball Show

Our producer Eddie is at the hospital right now Ready to have surgery How far are you from going in, dude? I just signed all my paperwork. I'm sitting in the waiting room and they said they should get me any minute. So Eddie, slice a tendon in his hand, has to go have surgery today. Are you going under, Eddie?

I think I'm going to go under. I mean, if you guys, you guys are my closest piece. If you're telling me to go under, I'm going to go under. Who's your emergency contact? My wife. But if you had to pick another one. Bobby. Oh, easy. You. Bobby.

Thank you very much. That's all I want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to feel really bad. Would you be able to leave the show for me? Like, if something happened in an hour. And you'd be under, right? Yeah. Absolutely. Dan, dude, that's awesome.

He wouldn't know the difference. He's under. Okay, true, true. Hey, that's messed out. Good luck, my friend. Go under. I'm glad that's all I wanted to know. Bobby sends an Uber.

All right, Eddie. See you, buddy. All right, guys. You know, the crazy thing about Eddie is we, CMA Fest is coming up. And our band's playing the main river stage, the raging idiots. It's our band. Yeah. It's the stage closest to the actual bridge.

What's El P, or Nissan Stadium. The stadium, right? Like, Eric Church plays the stadium. Yeah. We play the river. Thousands of people, but not as big. But Eddie can't play because he's a hand.

Because he cut his hand. So he's going to be a backup singer. He didn't know that yet. He has to be. So, wait, what? He's going to be back, like, doing, like, stepping to the side, doing doo-wop. Yep. Okay.

Because he can't play guitar and he can't really move around that much because his hand's going to be all surgically messed up. Wow. You should tell him. I'm glad he's going under, though. It would be fun to hear his experience when he comes back. We're talking a minute ago about Pirates of the Caribbean and Johnny Depp. And now, this was not getting good reviews.

And the show says, except for me, they had never seen one Pirates of the Caribbean. Hannah's on in Ohio. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Bobby. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say about Johnny Depp? I worked for American Express when he was filming the original Pirates. And I was a awards member customer service agent.

They actually changed the name on his American Express. to say Captain Jack Sparrow because he goes into complete character. He's a method actor? He's a method actor? Yeah, that's what that is. So he was living as Captain Jack Sparrow to the point where even on his credit cards, that's so funny. Did you guys laugh about that?

Because I would have. I was the hardest phone call I think I've ever taken because I actually got to talk to him. What? He called the credit card company, rewards company? What? Yes. But he's a captain. It was the funniest phone call I've ever had. I had to keep muting my headset to keep from laughing.

Okay, you got to talk me through this for a second because Johnny Depp calls you. First of all, that's crazy in itself, right? Like you hear Johnny Depp's voice. Mm-hmm. But then he wants to be called Mr. Sparrow or Captain Sparrow? Yes, we had to call him Captain Sparrow. And he would just talk like that was normal and would he talk in character? Like he was actually being Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yes, he was in character Like talk like he would talk I'd be like hello Captain Sparrow How are you? What would he do? He would I can't mimic him But he would ask for his He called his reward points

To blooms And swashbuckling the bluepines Can you see his transactions Yeah I could see what he was spending stuff on Was it a lot of wine Like was he buying lots of crazy stuff? Yeah Yeah

That's awesome. Man, what a great call. Hannah, I appreciate you. I appreciate you too. There you go. Thank you. Close. Close.

We're getting closer. I'm trying to get that mirror back. I know. Because there'd be a thing. Everybody just said, I appreciate you. They're like, I appreciate you. Yeah. Go to the next caller.

You. There's a notice to U.S. travelers do not go to Haiti. Do you see this? Yeah, I get email notifications from... I'm going to talk about this in a minute. Okay. Because I don't like it. I don't like what I'm reading in front of my face.

I think our listeners need to be. hear this. Okay. Also, if you want to call, our phone number is 87777 Bobby. That's there. 877 Bobby. But I have the story. I need to talk to you about it because I don't think it's, like, I'm going to Atlanta this weekend. I'm going to go to Atlanta this weekend and I'm going to go watch Chris Rock tomorrow night. If I got a report that said, hey, if I shouldn't go to Atlanta, I think I'd go, you know what, I'm going to pass on this Atlanta thing. Yeah. We'll talk about it in a minute. Okay, I'm just wondering how you got it because, like, I'm on a thing. Don't worry. I'm on a thing to look out for your things.

Oh. I didn't know that was a thing. It is. You don't even know about it. Do you have a soccer game last night, lunchbox? Yeah, I had a soccer game. Playoffs, first round of the playoffs, and we are the three-seed going in. How big is the team? Is it like three on three, five-on-five? It's six on six. So full field. No, small field. Full field is 11 on 11. Oh, as you can see, I haven't. Yeah, so it's a smaller field. Smaller goals, but six on six, and it's co-ed. So how'd you guys do, do you win? No, I cost my team a shot of the championship.

First round of the playoffs, three seed going in, and I go to clear the ball, took a bad hop, hit the outside of my foot, right in our own goal, we'd lose three to two. Oh, wow, you scored a goal for the other team. Yeah, we were in overtime. It was tied two to two. Oh, in overtime? Yeah, so as the next goal wins. And you lost it?

And I lost it. I kicked it in the wrong goal. Wow. Choke City. You can learn a lot of lessons from adversity like that. I mean, it's going to stick with me for a while. I felt bad. I mean, we had such a good regular season go to the playoffs,

and, I mean, just let my team down. Like, usually I don't let the team down. Usually it's never my fault. But this time, there's no doubt because I swung my leg, I kicked the ball, and it went in the net. Were they upset with you and just didn't want to say it? I think everybody's kind of down. They're like, oh, it's okay, it's okay.

And then everybody just kind of walks to their cars, and I'm just sitting there taking off my cleats by myself. Where was your wife? Where do you think my wife was? Probably watching Married at First Night without me. I said, she didn't playoff games for your co-ed recl league. Right. Wow.

Yeah. You sure you guys are okay? Yeah, we're good. We're good. Usually she comes to the playoffs, but she was at work late and it was an earlier game. Playoffs. Ah, man. You don't think playoffs are a big deal here?

I don't know. Playoffs are a big deal. I don't know what you're talking about. That's when you get to host the cup. Yeah. Hoist the cup, not hosting. Hoist it. I'm sorry you lost your co-ed rec playoff.

Half a league soccer game. Sorry to my team, the green team. I let you down. The green team, too. Yeah. Do you guys all still get orange slices after the game? No, no orange slices. We all had our little water bottles.

Do you have a team mom? No. I guess my wife would be the team mom. She's the only cheerleader we have sometimes. Hey, Molly in Wisconsin. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling.

Yeah, you're welcome. I just want to say that, Amy, I appreciate everything that you're doing with your adoption and the fact that you're adapting older kids because there's so much harder to get adopted for. I know you're getting a lot of slack, but I, for not adopting in the USA, but I appreciate everything that you're doing. Oh, well, thank you. There's an article, too, that they put up.

It's on my Twitter, Mr. Bobby Villains, where they write more in depth about the Amy adoption process if anyone wants to read it. So, yeah, that's nice. Hey, Molly, I appreciate you. Oh, she did it. She did it. She did it. She did it.

She did it. She did it. I appreciate you. That's a first one. That's a first one. That's a first one. Trust me, in 30 days is it going to be a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got to make new things up. Everybody's still all or other things. Yeah, it takes a while. I think they catch on faster than that. It takes a thing so a while. Okay, so Amy's 30 seconds. Skinny's coming up in a second. Yeah.

Oh, is that good? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a tease. Okay, in your mind, you share with me things that you like to have on the road. What's it called the writer thing? Is this Cash Me Outside Girl?

No, this is Tim and Faith. Oh, they have a writer? I'll tell you what's on their writer You're going to be like, okay, yeah, that makes sense So when you go do a show It's not the opposite of what I think you have I think

When you go do a show you request things Because you're there all day Yeah, you need stuff to eat and drink Comfortable things Comfortable things, yeah I want you to compare yours Well mine's basically where there's original I LOLed

Okay Bobby Bonshot Here we go The latest from Nashville in Hollywood Amy's 30 Second Skinny So I've got the grocery list for Tim and Faith's soul to soul tour. The grocery list, meaning in their contract, they require this food to be at their show.

And when they go to each town, they do like it to be locally sourced from a local farmer, which I think is cool because it supports the community. Common, though. That's common because then you know it's fresh. Yes. Okay. Go ahead. Let me know if any of this is on your writer. No, I can tell you my writer before we do that because I do stand-up comedy shows. Okay. Yeah. What's on your list?

Red Sox. Okay. Where there's original Candy A lot of water Okay And maybe some Some bars

Like some healthy bars That's about it What do you have Arugula Baby charred Baby kale Spinage green garlic Asparagus

Radish turnips And baby Choy toy Joy toy I don't think It's a bunch of vegetables No it's awesome But I was like

Whoa like most writers Like you see the artists Have it's like Skittles Eminem The difference is So a lot of big artists have catering themselves. Like they'll hire someone to come out and cater so they don't need it on their list.

Like I've been on it, and we've opened for some tours. Like Toby Keith had great catering. We'll perform him? Uh-huh. But he had a company come out and they cater every meal. They hire them. Wow. Yeah.

Well, the farmer that provided the produce and stuff, like I was talking about how Faith is 49 and Tim's 50. And this is why they look the way they look. It's because they eat so awesome and get their veggies in. So this is kind of crazy. yesterday marked 12 years since Carrie Underwood won American Idol. She posted pictures on Instagram, captioned it 12 years later, and I'm still not sure how it all happened. My dreams came true, and life has been a dream ever since. I went back down memory lane with it, and it is kind of crazy that it's been 12 years.

I read an article about the new idol and how it's... Supposedly, according to this article, it's really struggling because what happened was... What? They tried to get Kelly Clarkson for like 8 or 9 million a year. She goes over... She goes over the voice for 12 million a year. Okay. So they're like, uh-oh.

There are big presentations we're having to happen to advertisers. And they didn't have anybody. They had no host, no judges. So they're like, we have to get somebody a bunch of money. Right. So they offer a bunch of people, nobody takes it. And then they say, okay, we have to get the biggest and they offer Katie Perry $25 million. She takes it.

That's a lot. Well, then she gets on and it's like, I make $25 million a year. So Seacross, it's like, I'm not flying across the country and breaking my bag. And a brand new judge is making $25 million a year. And I'm not, because they were offering secret. According to the story, like, single-digit millions. And so Seacrass is like, huh, I don't think I want to do it now. What?

And so now they're like, they have to offer Seacrots, Katie Perry, money. They don't have the budget. Oh, I had not heard that. Dang. I mean, rich people. They're not going to be able to afford anything else. Rich people problems. Yeah, it's those two and one camera guy holding an iPhone.

This is American Idol. People singing in the street or something. They have no set. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. Dan and Shea how not to Dang, you would have done it I'd do it for free

I'll pay them to do it For one figure Yeah $9, yes I have audio here of Amy With Luke Combs yesterday Because you guys recorded a special Like for his album release coming up

How did you get the audio They weren't supposed to send it to me back It hasn't even aired yet I know So Oh gosh Let me tell you why Amy is fantastic at her job Or awful

That's why Oh gosh There are people And there are shows that are just, on average, way better than we are. Just as a whole, just way better. Because consistently, they do just solid shows. Yeah. Yeah.

You are why our show, I've said this yesterday, is what it is. I don't. Because we're just humans. But you're the representative of us. Okay. You are who you are. If this is... Yes, the representative of our show.

I'm so sorry. Amy's talking to Luke Combs, who, by the way, has the song, Hurricane. Is Amy hosting the show? the event and talking about how Luke Holmes basically had a baby. Because his album took so long. The album's going to be great. I'm super excited about it and I recorded it

March of last year. So it's been a long time. Okay, so it's time. It's like your baby and you're like giving birth. But longer. It took longer than that though. It's even pregnant. A little less messy. Yes. Almost. I've looked pregnant since March of last year.

That is true. So this next song She's killing it, man I mean, that's not true I love it, I love it, man It's not true Um

y'all are awesome Yeah, so we're gonna play another song We'll let you take a second To shower me with compliments Okay Okay, well, first of all, I mean, we're gonna get There you go He goes, you know, I look pregnant

Making a J-O game because that's true I meant like, you know, he said he's been, I meant like you were, you worked on the album for the love it though. No polish on that spoon over there. I'm reading the story about NASA and how they spotted five asteroids that are going to fly by Earth this year. And they're super close as far as asteroids flying by Earth is. And so the first close encounter would be July 23rd. The biggest risk is October 12th. We're an 88-foot asteroid.

What? That's big. The distance is, quote, dangerously close. Okay. See, here's the thing. They're going to know one of these is coming, and we're not going to know. They're just not going to tell us. Why?

Because can you imagine if we were told in November, odds are you're going to get hit by an asteroid? All rules go out. What do we have to, like, fall in line for? Why follow rules or laws? We're all going down anyway. Oh, true. If they know one of these are coming, they're not going to tell us. And this is how we're going to go.

We don't have any control of these things coming at us. We don't have an asteroid defense system. So the fact they're telling us, these are coming means we're good. It means we're fine. Okay, I got it. But. I would still follow the rules even if I knew. You would, but people wouldn't.

Why? Why not just go? I'm just saying for general people. Because there's already so much crime anyway. So I don't want chaos. But there would be chaos. I'm going, why does it matter? Earth's going in anyway.

So let's just go do all these bad things we want. wanted to do. Looting. Yeah, partially. It would be nuts. Even the people that are supposed to keep the crime down will be like, eh, why, why? Yeah, why? True.

That's how it's going to go. Okay. This is going to happen. It's a good theory. That's truth. It's a theory. No, I don't know. It's pretty truthful, though.

I like it, though. Every once why he see a little puppy in him, so he'll jump around and play some ball. But he's acting weird. And I look behind his ear, and he has like this big. gash right behind the fold of the back of his ear. And I'm like, what is it? Then I look behind his other, and he has another gash. What?

Basically in the same spot. And so there's no, well, let me try to get him in. I just put him in the car and drive to the vet. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I'm here. When everybody let me in, I'm just waiting right here with my dog. Who can see me? Yep, anybody.

Just sit right here and wait until somebody can you let me in. Okay. So I go in. And I have an awesome vet, by the way. And so apparently he had some bacteria down in his ears. like in the bottom of both of his ears, and he's trying to dig it out. And so he was clawing the back of his ears

and it dug these two holes in it. He was irritating him? Mm-hmm. Wow. Poor guy. So what did they do? Antibiotic in his ear. Uh-huh.

Like it stays, it goes in a week at a time, and then I have to pill him. He doesn't like being peeled. Does he have to wear a cone? No. Oh, good. No, he doesn't, which is weird. Because usually when it comes to scratch it,

but if they clear the bacteria out, I guess he's not having to scratch it anymore. So, yeah, but, oh, it was dramatic for me. I was, I thought, I mean, I was first going with like, oh my gosh, should you get bit by something? No, I thought that too. Yeah, but I put a picture, and I did a Snapchat to show his ears, but that's what happened. He's good-ish, and we'll get better.

But thanks for all the messages about it from you that listen. Lunchbox, I need you to do something for me. I hate to have to call on your expertise. I'm an expert. What do you need? I'm thinking there's a lawsuit here. Oh, yes. And you're the guy that likes to sue everybody.

And he has a lawyer that works for him for free or something. Yeah, I don't even know. I got a lawyer for it. He never actually sued you, but you always talk about it. I mean, I can get him on the phone. He can help you out. I need you to go to my Instagram right now. Mr. Bobby Bones.

All right. There's a brand. I never even heard of this brand. This logo looks just like my face. Just like. And the glasses. And it's made, it looks just like me. It's me.

It's me. It's you. My Twitter is M.R. Bobby Bones. Mr. Bobby Bones. Or my Instagram. Lunchbox. Look at that. Okay.

There's a lot of similarities. Don't you feel like. If you were about to go buy that lemonade, you'd be like, I didn't know Bobby Bones came out of the lemonade. I'm going to buy it. Well, I think it's alcoholic beverage. Okay, but I'm saying, does it look at my face and my glasses? It looks like your face and your glasses. And so, I mean, that is a, have you patented your face?

Have you trademarked it? Yeah, because we can't trademark your face. Because we can do. But if they can't use your, I'm just saying that looks just like my face. So what you're saying is they're using your likeness without your permission. I'm just asking you if that's it. All right. I'll get on this.

He's going to talk to his people. I'm going to send a cease and desist letter to this company. I need our listeners to go to my Instagram. It's really crazy how much it looks like you. I'm not going to lie. Mr. Bobby Bones. It really does. How does that make you feel that they're using your likeness?

I don't know they are, but it's called, I don't even care what it's called. You can go look at it, but it looks just like the face. And my glasses. Yeah. See, the thing, I went, like, if it was just the face, I'd be like, okay, you know, it's just a coincidence. But the fact that they put those glasses on there, like you never see that. Well, that was on Twitter. I got another Twitter here from Tori.

It says, my son randomly wants to know if you've ever been to Olive Garden. And I replied back, does a bear poop in the woods? Yeah, we have. The answer is, yeah. Olive Garden. Well, you for sure. Morgan used to work it. That's true.

Carrabas? Oh, man, when I go pasta, oh, man, that's a good one. Thanks for the messages. I appreciate all the messages you guys said. I got an awesome email that I'm going to share. Okay. And it, I love getting stuff like this. I'm just warning you.

It's probably going to be one of those moments where you're like, ugh, it's like Bobby. I just want you to take it, okay? I'm going to be uncomfortable? I don't you. Oh, is it a compliment? I don't like compliments. I think that's why sometimes listeners even send it to me

because they know how you are. But I'm sharing it. Amy, I have the best reason to pimp some joy today. When my nephew was five, he lost his father, my brother, to a drug overdose. He and his siblings were taken by child services. over a month ago. Well, yesterday, I gained guardianship of him. And this morning, while I was taking him to school, we were listening to Bobby Bones. And I told him, you know, Bobby went through a similar childhood like you. He said, really? Now look at him and how awesome he is. I said, yep, that's

why you never give up. You never know how your life will turn out. He said, yes, I know. Thanks for giving us hope. My heart overflows with joy and love, Melissa. Well, let me say, this. Love it. Thank you, Melissa. Let's take me out of this equation. Yeah. Because a lot of people have it.

Melissa, what you're doing is awesome. Like that's where it is. Yeah. That's awesome. I don't like the me stuff, but that's awesome. Well, I can point that out. You're right. It's awesome to acknowledge Melissa for taking in someone, a child that needs help.

Anybody that can do that's always great. But yeah, to know for Melissa to be doing that and then to have, have an example like you to have a conversation starter with a kid. Like, that's awesome. For someone that looks up to you and listens to the show, it's great to be able to hey, he grew up like you, but it's okay. Don't let that stop you. Well, thank you.

I love it. I'd run those by me before you did that on the air. That's why I just, well, you were sharing a tweet, so I was like, I'm going to share the email. I'm going to tell you. I would, I have this weird thing. I don't like compliments from other people. I know.

I'd mostly rather just do it myself. Do what? compliment myself. I don't feel comfortable getting compliments for people. I don't ever, I don't know. Okay. Well, make you feel like it. Why do you think that is? Why do you think I can't? I don't like confidence. I'm going to have to pay somebody to tell you that like a therapist. I don't know. Again. I don't know. I mean, I think that we all can struggle with, um, compliments.

Sometimes it's hard. Like we, there's something about receiving it. But it should just be like, you should just love it. You should just be like, hey, you know what? Thank you for that. That's hard for me to just go, hey, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. Thank you very much. Why do you think it is that you struggle with it? Because I don't think, I don't trust people in general.

I feel like Melissa's being pretty genuine here. Yeah. I don't know. I don't get off of it. I'm already comfortable. It's a conversation uncomfortable because I don't know to talk about it. Thank you very much. I'm a professional communicator.

Which is odd. Yeah. It's our whole show. some listeners are sitting in the studio this morning. So I thought we'd say hello. Where are you guys from? McFarland, Wisconsin. By the way, you have Eric Church shirt on.

He's tonight and tomorrow night. Is that why you guys came to town? No, I actually came here for our honeymoon. Oh, really? So we had never been. So we came down. Did you know he's playing in town? You know, it's funny because he was in Milwaukee and it sold out so fast.

And the only seats that were available, we're up in the 400s, which at the Bradley Center is ridiculous. So I had looked around and it's funny you ask that because on the way home or on the way down here we did hear. She heard Eric Church was in town. So she was all grumpy because she wasn't able to go. No, no. But it's funny you ask because for a honeymoon surprise, I actually did buy her tickets. Did you know this?

No. You got to tell right now? You're fighting out right now. Yes. Oh, yeah. So honeymoon surprise. Honeymoon surprise. Honeymoons, right.

Hey, by the way, what's your name? Brock. And what's your name? Nicky. And when did you guys get married? May 12th. Today's the 26. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Two weeks. Hey! Hey, look at you guys. Honeymoons, surprise. Honeymoons, surprise. So how do you feel about that? That's awesome.

He's my favorite. Your husband or Eric Church? Oh, Eric Church. I'm a solid number two. That's so cool. I love it. Honeymoons are fun. The shows are so good, too.

Yeah, he's so amazing. The church shows are so good. And it's all him. It's just him. So, okay, let me ask a couple questions here. You're from Wisconsin, like Madison? Yep, just south of Madison. Man, let me tell you.

I went to Madison. Love it there, by the way. They gave me so much cheese. Like, everybody I talked to you were like, hey, nice to me. You have some cheese. Hey, nice to me. You have some cheese curds. Man, I left that place.

I think I used the bathroom for like four days straight. Yeah. Like, it was amazing. But what did you like better, the cold or the hot? Well, the hot was hot because I didn't get it as much. Because you have to go to restaurant. Pretty much get the hot. Man, love the cheese.

Let's see. What else? You just got married. You have like a song. What's your wedding song? Our wedding song was in case you didn't know. Oh, Bright Young. Nice.

In case you hear that. Look at that. Makes a smile, huh? So this is the first dance? Yep. Yeah. It was actually pretty sweet because in Madison they have a couple intimate shows. And the first time we heard this song,

Brett Young actually told the story that he was. working with whoever he wrote the song with and he was talking about the other guy's mom and then he wrote this song so he was like hey anytime you want to write a ballad we're going to talk about this guy's mom so it's funny but we looked it up and we're like this is a perfect song

we loved it and we actually got a message from Brett Young himself through a couple connections in the area that said hey congratulations Brock and Nikki Rotter enjoy my first dance

or your first dance to my song. Oh, that's so sweet. That's cool. Congratulations on the marriage. Thank you. You really out kicked your coverage. You don't want me saying. And she's like, yeah, he did.

Yeah, hang out. You're guys chilling on the couch. Yeah, appreciate it. Yeah, good. Well, congratulations. Hope you guys have fun at the church show. Thank you. You go tonight or tomorrow?

Oh, you don't even know. Tonight? Tonight. Tonight. Look at that. Honey mood surprise. Honey moon surprise. Honey moon surprise.

All right, cool. Thanks for hanging out. Perfect. Thank you. Did you know? You didn't know? I had no idea. I didn't know y'all had a little concoction.

No. He was just over there chilling on the couch. They came in and watched the show. I love it. Honeywoods fries. I thought Bobby set that up. No, we do. We did it.

No idea. There was no idea. No idea. Love it. You just talk to people. I know. Things come out. And then you've learned about the honeymoon surprise.

Honeymoons surprise. Man. I have a note here that's concerning to me. It's a notice. Bold letters. Notice. The Department of State warns U.S. citizens to carefully reconsider the risk of traveling to Haiti

due to its current security. Rates of kidnapping for ransom are on the rise. If you're going to Haiti, do not share specific travel plans with strangers. It goes on and on. Amy's going to Haiti. She leaves the show today to go with... This is the government saying don't go. Oh, well, never mind.

I'm not going. I'm not supposed to share my travel plans with strangers. What do you want to do? It's all your time. I'm concerned. I'm concerned. You're going on. over here to Haiti where they're saying they're ransoming.

Eddie's under right now. Yeah. What's happening? Eddie's in surgery. Like gone. So it's going to be even lunchbox. It's just going to be the B&LB show before we know. Yeah, BNLB. It'd be like the... Oh, no. Well, I think it's fine.

My husband's already there. He said it's all good. Is he going to meet you at the airport? Yeah, he's picking me up. In what? A truck. Wait, your husband just drives around in a random truck. You don't have someone that... Protecting you?

Well, normally we have... Bola proof? Ransom proof? No. We have a security guy, but when my husband's down there, he's like, I got this. Amy, I was like, you should go. I was going to go secretly with you? I was going to go.

But this note came and I canceled my plans. Whatever. If you came, I'll call our security dude. No way. I was going, but not now. I just got a note from the government said don't go, so I abide by the law. Okay. If you call the show, Mike D answers the phone, and he's like, hey, let me talk to you.

So I always ask him at the end of the week. Like, what got the most calls all week? Like, what are people calling about? What was the reaction? What are you going on, Mike? What's the first thing people called about all week? Oh, women who still had babies even after starting their cycle. That was a thing because Amy was five days late.

Yeah. And then she hit, and she was like, well, crap. And then doctors were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we talked babies. Lots of people called all week long about that. Mike, what else? A bunch of people upset with lunchbox for not wanting to go to his wife to North Carolina. We'll talk about that coming up in a second. The last two weekends, Lunchbox's wife, has travel with him to do him things.

Then all of a sudden, she wants to go to North Carolina, and he's like, nah, I want to stay on the couch. Yeah, I want to spend time with the couch. And she wants to see her brother, which she never sees. We'll get an update. Okay. I want to know what they're doing. And one more thing, people call most about. And then people who tried out the sleep button, and they're surprised it works.

That's an app. Mm-hmm. I was recommended to me by my girlfriend. And I was like, ew, to me it works. And it's crazy because you down, it's a free app, too, by the way. This is not a commercial. I don't even know who invented this app. And so it feels weird and crazy because all this woman does is say scenarios.

And you think of it for seven seconds. And she says another scenario. We think of it for seven seconds. It's like this. A triangle. I'm like, oh, that's three sides. It's three points. And before your mind starts to wander, then she goes,

reading a bedtime story. Okay. I only think about reading a bedtime story. Well, there'd be a book. Your Goldilocks and three bears is a good one. A sporting good store. Baseball glass. Before you know it, you're out.

And people call it crazy about that? And most people said it worked. Morgan, our producer, was like, yeah, they're stupid. And yes, I get words. Some people don't like it. Yeah. But for me, I couldn't believe it worked.

And it worked for me 80% of the time. Sometimes. It almost just worked on me just now. No, no, no, no. Wait, stay away. A couple strolling in a park. Yeah? It's like training.

I'm trained to go to a diving board. Super fast. A child falling is a, a typewriter. Oh. A diving. Oh, wow. What? It's called Sleep Button.

It's free for iPhone. So there's that. Thank you, Mike. Let's go over to Ian in Tulsa. Ian, what's happening, buddy? I'm driving an hour and a half away for an interview for a sandblasting and painting company. Yeah? How you feel about it?

I'm very nervous. Oh, I'm glad you called. I can help you with this. It's a significant step for my family and a great increase in pay. I'm just praying for good vibes And I was wanting that a positive word and song From Bobby Bones Oh, you want the interview song

Like the good luck interview song? I'd love it Okay, I'm gonna do that. Hey, first of all, Ian, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Here's the thing, Ian. First of all, you turn on Seven Nation Army before you go in.

It's interview time. You got to get yourself pumped. You got to feel confident. You got to know that you're going in and they're going to be impressed by you when you leave now without a play in your head you take some deep breaths

you try to calm the heart rate down the heart rate's a big deal if the heart rate's way up you're going to do things that aren't normal you get a key to the heart rate down so you're taking deep breaths this is the key to any successful job interview are you ready for the key doesn't matter if it's what Ian's doing or if you want to go in and

run a McDonald's or a Burger King or a Wendy's or a computer company or a radio show. Okay, I'm ready. I got every interview is the same. Okay. You go in and ask questions. You put them on the spot of, wow, this guy really wants to know.

He's so mentally invested in this. He's already asking questions. Like, he's not just trying to dodge what I'm sending at him. He's giving stuff back because he cares that much that he prepared questions because he wants to know. So, Ian, when you go into this, get yourself pumped up and taking that heart rate down. I know that seems like it's the eye and then you go in and have questions for them okay

okay answer the question be like hey but I want to ask about this because this is really important to me and you ask a question about it that makes it seem like you're so much more knowledgeable than even expected okay got it sure all right buddy appreciate the call hope that helps you a little bit

I appreciate you nailed it dang he got you before you yeah We've got lunchbox update coming up next. What's he going to do with his wife? And that ain't what you want to hear, but that's what I'll do. Eddie's not been here today.

He's our video producer. He's in surgery right now. I just posted on my Instagram on him in the surgery bed. He's in. He's in the hospital. There's a picture of Mr. Bobby Bones. Go get him, man. Here's a situation.

There's a weekend. And it's a three-day weekend for a lot of people. And Lunchbox's wife's off work. And she's like, can we please drive to North Carolina? Because I'd like to see my brother. Yeah. And lunchbox is like, I don't want to do that. I'm still on the couch all weekend.

I've been traveling. But he's been traveling for him and for his personal things, but she's been going with him. And so yesterday we all kind of jumped on. We're like, hey, lunche you'd probably go. That was just our opinion. Yeah, you kind of jumped on me. We're very rude and very judgmental towards me. You brought the scenario to us and you asked for our opinions, but you didn't like our opinions.

Correct. So you went home and how to play out. So she was like, well, I listened to the show. Sounds like everybody thinks you should go. So I think we should go. So I will be packing up the bags today, I guess, and heading to North Carolina. And is she happy that you're doing it simply? She's just happy you're going.

She's happy. I'm going. She's like, I really appreciate you. how do you say it, accepting or being willing to go to North Carolina to see my brother and his girlfriend, it means a lot to me. I just really want to see him. I'm like, hey, I'm just a good husband, so I'm doing things to make you happy. Yeah, you sound awesome.

Yeah, and guess who's going to do the driving? I would say you. Yeah. So awesome. But don't you want to drive? Yeah, but I'm just saying, give me some brownie points. At least I'm doing the driving. Why do you care about our brownie points?

Are you leaving today? Yeah. But I want you guys to do like... You're awesome. You're a man. Yeah. The husband of the year. And next time I bring something, maybe be on my side.

Because I took one up. I sucked it up and took one for the team. Okay. Change your attitude. It's going to be fun. That's what I did. I changed my attitude. Like, I can't wait.

I love North Carolina. Your hands up. That's not about that. It's about you don't want to drive five hours. That's the whole point. To see her brother. Her brother. Your fun family.

You'd be like, okay. Going to bed after. After midnight, apparently makes you really fat. According to a new study, people who go to sleep late, even if you get enough sleep, that is a whole lifestyle. Oh. Like you sleep late that most people's diet aren't as good. It puts you to greater risk. The problem is delaying sleep.

It screws with your appetite. So you eat more. I mean, just not being on that as normal of a cycle of sun go down, you go sleep, sun go up, you wake up, messes with your food cycle too. Right. Okay. And it also messes with your hormones and the foods that you crave. I believe that. hydrates.

The hormones, man. Yeah, going to sleep late apparently makes you. Have you ever had your hormones checked? Yes, I just got them checked because I thought maybe I have low testosterone. That's right. Because I want to try to fight people. And you did? No, I don't.

No, I don't. Oh, I thought you did. Oh, it was cholesterol. Yeah, it was bad cholesterol. No, I went because I was just like, hey, like I wasn't feeling myself. Right. Something about it was wrong. I went to the doctor and he was like, no, actually you're a little higher than normal.

I was like, dang right, I know. But he was like, but your cholesterol is. And I was like, what? And then he prescribed me some cholesterol medicine. I never took it. Oh, yeah. You can do stuff with food to help with your cholesterol. Yeah, I just feel like I'm not one of the golden girls.

Yeah. You're not there yet. This is high marches on. Like I probably am. I'm 37, though. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So if something's wrong with you should.

Your pill box. Monday. Tuesday. You know that Catch Me Outside, Girl? Yes. Yeah. She was on Dr. Phil. Because you're too streetwise?

Yep. And all these holes laughing like so funny. She's talking about the audience. Let they're laughing at her. How old is she? I don't remember. 14, 15, 16? She's a kid.

She lives with her mom. 14? Yeah. Okay, so she's on Dr. Phil. Did you say the hose are laughing? Yep. So the audience are a bunch of hose. Yep.

Get you outside? What does that mean? What I just said? Catch her outside and she'll go outside and do what she has to do. That's what she's talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah.

This is all, but don't you see that this is all mouth? So she's doing a tour. Here's her tour writer. Three fidget spinners, dominoes pizzas, and a large fruit platter, no pineapple. She demands a stay in hotels four stars or more. $3,000 for security costs $750 per diem. She wants a 50-inch TV.

And if she's going to do two shows, practice, if they sell out, she makes $50,000. And this is a big news. story because it's a bunch of ifs. This ain't Salon. She ain't getting in this stuff. What? Oh. These aren't. No, it's not going to happen. If she comes here, I'll go.

Ted, watch her do what? I don't know. Ray, you would go too? You would look at back. Yeah, she's hilarious. What did she? Yeah, what does she do? You can listen to the clever watching on YouTube. She doesn't have new material. Is she, yeah, what is her thing, though? Yeah, guys, why would you go watch her? What does she do? She rips on the audience. Yeah, she makes fun of people. She talks trash.

She challenges folks. Do you want to take this outside? See? I think they could break cameras outside. Really? Because I think I flipped you. You want to do it again? Dude, you don't get all tough.

Please don't. This is not the place and this is not the guy. Sit down. Sit down. All right, Dan. You guys are paid. Okay, I'm done. Catch me outside.

I'm done. All right, what do you have over there? You think it's interesting? My interesting news, Republican Greg, I don't know, Gain Forte. Do you not say his name? He won Montana. He's the guy that body slammer. He's the guy that body slammed the report.

reporter, but he's still won. Yeah, here, this is him apologizing last night after he won. I learned a lesson. And no, please, I need to share something from my heart here, and I just ask you to bear with me. And when you make a mistake, you have to own up to it. That's

the Montana way. Last night, I made a mistake, and I took an action that I can't take back, and I'm not proud of what happened. I should not have responded in the way that I did, and for that I'm sorry. And you're forgiven. Those are his supporters.

Yeah, you think? That's good, though. Practicing forgiveness. I like it. But, I mean, she wasn't the one that was body slammed. So, okay. But as a constituent. I'm going to give you two things.

Yeah. We all screw up in life. Yes, we do. And when we do, we have to pay the consequences for them. He will have to pay the legal consequences for it. He's being, he has assault charges against him. He'll perhaps do some community service or something, right? No.

What worked out for him wonderfully was that a lot of the votes were absentee. I don't know if it affected anything, but it did work out in his favor that a lot of people voted before that happened. But the real thing is, I don't know that people in Montana were upset with him for body slamming a reporter. Like, I just don't. Yeah. Like, you should never come to blows. Like, it really shouldn't. And I don't agree with what he did.

But again, where I grew up, if somebody, you fought. Yeah. And I think maybe people in Montana were like, yeah, that's what I would have done, too. Take care of business. Yeah. So congratulations to him. You hope he learned from his mistake. That's the best thing you, we all mess up.

We all are flawed and fault like crazy. We can just say, hey, I'm going to try to better myself, one, and two, you have to suffer the consequences of your actions, and he will because these charges are still being impressed. And they should. And maybe they said, I don't know what they do, but yes. What else you have over there? Mark Zuckerberg, Harvard's most famous dropout,

return to the school to give its commencement speech. I mean, I like that. That's Mark Zuckerberg. He was back in his dorm the other day. He was that video. Yeah. He's kind of awkward. But he went into his dorm and was showing the old dorm he lived in.

I think it's cool because I feel glad he dropped out Yeah he quit because he had too much It was work Yeah It's time to work You go to college to work I have no problem with basketball players

Football players leaving school early Because you can always go back to school You have a very limited time That you can strike while something's hot And I think he should have dropped out When he dropped out A lot of people drop out and then go back I saw one kid he quit school

Right a few hours before he graduated Yes And then he was like I quit so I didn't have a fallback plan Like a degree and I was like Dang that's ballsy Yeah No I wouldn't have done that Like I had to get a degree

I know my family ever had a degree, so I went to get one. But I thought it was cool. I think he has a good message. Yeah, he does. Some people were like, he didn't graduate. Why is he going back? Yeah, but he's successful. You go to college and be successful.

People can. There's someone with a great work ethic who's successful. Yeah. What else you got? Eva Longoria is set to co-star in a remake of the 1987 romantic comedy overboard. Did you ever see that? What? With Goldie Hunt.

And Kurt Russell? Never even heard of it. Isn't it so good? It is so good. Bobby, that's humble. I have no comment because I never heard of it. Homework. Nope.

Yep. You assign us homework all the time. Yep. Okay. And then last but not least, we're calling this the Trump Shuff. Oh, when he shoved the guy out of the way? That was embarrassing. Okay, so.

That's embarrassing. Yes, President Trump basically got a little pushy at a NATO photo op. He pushed the guy out of the way. And he straight up wanted to be in the front and he pushed people and got in front and buttoned his coat. Yeah, that wasn't a good look. Yeah. The Trump. I laughed.

I probably watched it a hundred times. I know. me too. But then I was like, dang it. Yeah, but he is who he is. Like, he's never not who he is. So let me give this to you. 38-year-old mother was arrested after taking her toddler into a bar. Police arrested her at the Tudor Lounge in Buffalo, New York, charging her with two counts of child endangerment. She rolled the kid in a stroller, and she was drinking, and there was a band playing.

She said you want to see her friend's band play, and that she said, she wanted to see her friend's band play, and then she got there between 6.30 and 7 p.m. And her son were eating dinner as the band played in the bar that was also serving food. The set ended at 7.30. So it's not like it was 12.30 in the morning. So I do believe the headline's a little misleading. Yeah.

How do you feel about taking toddlers into bars? Is that enough to get these child endangerment charges? No. Because nothing I'm reading sounds like it's endangering the child. There are people, if you go into a restaurant, there are people drinking. That's my thing. If you just take your kid into an outback, people are having beers.

Yeah. I mean, the only thing I can think of is, like, their ears? Like, is the music really loud? Should they have had ear, you know, silencing headphones? Okay, but aren't there a loud of noises? I don't know. I mean, I'm trying to understand the child endangerment. And I'm just trying to try in years back.

I'm not arguing with you. I know. Me either. Well, yeah. I mean, maybe we're missing something here. But if she was there to see a friend play and it was 6.30 p.m. That, to me, is a big thing. It wasn't.

It wasn't late night. She was eating. There was some secondhand smoke in there, though. But that's not illegal. Right. Yeah. Lunch. Look, if you want to go to the bar and watch a band, you're a mom, get a babysitter.

What if you can't afford one? What if it's dinner? Hey, then don't go see the band. You don't have me to go bar hopping with your friends because you got a kid. But what happens you got a kid? It's one bar. Well, I mean, you can have a lot of fun at one bar. I'm just saying if you're going to go out drinking and at a bar like you're having fun,

you're going to watch a band. Because really, she's there to watch the band. Nothing said she was drunk. Right, but she's not there to watch her kids. She's there to watch the band. Boy, I just think you're getting arrested is a little much. Yeah, and child endangerment? Yeah.

What do I? That's on your record. I mean, that's like Amy, when her kids get here, just going to a bar and... What if her friend plays in a band at 6.30 p.m. Can't wait. And how do you know it's not a bar and grill? Yeah. That's still a bar.

I said bar. It didn't say bar and grill. It said, bar. I was reading a bunch of comments. It's pretty divided. Some people were like, yeah, lock her up, lock her up. And some are like, it's a restaurant with alcohol and her band was playing. Taking shots with her baby breastfeeding at a bar.

That's the thing too, yeah. The one thing that everybody's got an opinion about parenting, everybody, even us. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Yes, show. Lots of people are tweeting me about that parent taking their kid to a bar story. Yeah. Here's a good one from Ashley Meyer.

She goes, hey, didn't Eddie take Eddie Jr. To a rooftop bar in Nashville? Yeah, it's like his favorite hangout. He did. Yeah, and nothing happened. Well, again, there is no right answer, except the law, and the law arrested her. Ah, the law. The law.

Lunchbox, what's the robbery store you're talking about? There was these guys in Brooklyn, they dressed up as construction workers, and they put up a sign in front of a jewelry store, said abscessus. How do you say that word? Abbestos. What was it? Obsestis? Um, sound it out. Abestos.

Asbestos. Abestos. Abestos. Avacestos. As. Now I'm confused. You get one shot at this, okay? So think about your answer.

I've heard this word before. Yeah. And it's really dangerous. It is. They stopped putting in houses because people are getting sick of it. Right. My grandfather got really sick of it because it gets into your lungs. Got sick a lot.

And they couldn't get rid of it. go ahead. He got sick of abscessos. Not in it. Abscessus. Abscessus. Aspidotos. Asbestos.

Asbestos. Close. Close. Asbestos. There we go. Yeah. Okay. Now read the story as us.

Go. Okay. So they dressed up as construction workers and they put a sign up in front of the jewelry store. Danger. Obsessedus. But I don't understand it because it's more than OS at the end. So I don't know how you say is.

Yeah. Whatever. So they said, danger this, minute work. And then they went in and like they were working on construction. And they had to do, and they stole $800,000 worth of jewelry. Wow. That's like. So no one would walk by on the sidewalk and see in because absesto,

whatever it's called. And they put up the construction sign and. everything. Yeah, that's crazy. It worked. Like it legit worked. And people don't want to get near the espouss. Yeah.

It's hard to say. I don't know how to say it. I've never struggled with saying it now until hearing it say. He's given you 90 versions. Asbestos. That's it. Thank you. What is it called?

Asbestos. I've lived in houses that have asbestos or had it. Older houses, they put it in all. Yeah, and I've only ever lived in older homes. Cody in Colorado Springs. Hey, how's we going? Good, what's happening? So I had a, I'm picking up a puppy this morning.

It's the first dog I've had since my last Blue Healer died after 17 years. Wow. And I'm trying to think of a name. What was your Blue Healer's name? It was Bella. Yeah. So you love that dog, I imagine. I mean, my dog's 14.

That's my whole life as that dog. I assume this was kind of the same deal. Yeah, I'm 25. I had her for 17 years. Geez. Okay. I know it's, man, I'm going to tell you, it's got to be tough to get a second dog. It is, but this little puppy, it's another blue healer, and it's just the cutest thing in the world.

It looks just like my Bella. Is it a girl? Yeah. So you're looking for a name. Yeah, I can't think of anything. Why not name her something that is important to you, not actually using it, but something that based off important to you? Like, for example, Bella was your other great dog. So what if you named her

Amy, give me something here Like Bell, you want to name her Bella again? Mm-mm. But why'd you name her Bella, though? Well, my niece named her that. Okay. When...

What was your niece's name? Yeah. Yeah. So my niece and me were the same age, and when I got the puppy, she had just seen Beauty and the Beast, and she wanted her to be Bella. Okay.

Okay, so yeah, what's your niece's name? Her name is Maggie That's a good name for a dog That's so cute I had a dog named Maggie growing up I think they're Listen Cody what do we know

But Maggie is such a good name For a dog Yeah Yeah I think so When you said Amy and I both went That's a good name for a dog Or you can name her beauty And it's special

Like from Beauty and the Beast But I like Maggie Yeah So we go Maggie Let us know how it goes Because listen you're gonna Get to know our attitude A little bit

Even in the next 12 hours And be like off. This is not a Maggie. It's a beast. Yeah. So, yeah, Cody, congratulations on another dog. I mean, really. It's tough losing

a dog that you had forever, and it's tough getting another one. Yeah, it's been three. The first time I ever looked for a dog, and I found one, and I just found him left. That's awesome, man. Well, I hope you and Maggie are awesome. Yeah, you have to give us an update. All right. All right, buddy. Thank you. See you later.

Yeah, name of dogs is crazy, because you got I mean, naming babies are way harder. Naming dogs, I'm sure. Just never named. My dog's named after an old radio station general manager who didn't fire me. And I told him, my firstborn, I'm a name after you. Because we got in lunchbox and I got in a bunch of trouble. Lunchbox went to jail for something we did on the air.

And I was like, and then my firstborn was my dog. They wouldn't rescue him because of puppy mill. They shut down a puppy mill. And they were like, boom, they had all these dogs. And he was still wasn't big enough to be weaned off of his mom. Yeah, they shouldn't have taken him away, but they were all split up. So I was like, I'll take him. I could fit him in a palm my hand.

He was a runt, too. And that's why he's so small. He is small. To be, you know, kind of a pit bull type dog. But, so I named him Dusty after Dusty Black, my old radio general manager. But I needed it after. I mean. Yeah, it has meaning.

When I have a kid, probably going to name her Lunchy or Lunchy or Lunchy Boxy. No way. You'll name it Amy. It. It. I like thinking about you having a kid. I wonder where you are going to name your. or daughter or your son.

You know, I always thought it'd just be easy to name Bobby Jr. But I don't want him to have to live under mine to be the same name as me. Okay. Because it's like, I'm on the radio. Yeah. And I wouldn't want people to go, you know, if he wants to do whatever job. If he has my name, they're just going to expect him to do what I did. Exactly.

If it's a he or she. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm a public figure. If I wasn't a public figure, it would be different. I think I would probably go Bobby Jr. be easy. No, no doubt.

Just easy, no fight about the name. The fact that you're even thinking this through is like awesome. I'm thinking it through on the air right now. Well, because you have a microphone in front of your face. For the first time ever. But it's like, whoa, Bobby's like talking about having kids. You're going to be a good dad. Okay, I'm also talking about going to space.

When? In 10 years. Maybe I go to Mars. Oh, now we're talking about it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's really easy to talk about things. Cool. Yeah.

The Bobby Bones. Bobby Motion. We're going to go. Hope Weekends fantastic. I hope you go out and I hope you take time on Monday to understand, appreciate, and just respect why you get Monday off if you do. It's for those that gave their lives for us to be able to have the day off, to be able to walk down the street, to be able to go to the store. Like Memorial Day, know what it's about. Here's the thing too.

Like, enjoy it. Enjoy the day because they gave that ultimate sacrifice so we could be free. you know, I saw some stuff on Facebook and we're like, why are people like them like this is a fun day? No, the idea behind it isn't. And it's a day to be thankful for all those who served and lost their lives and really gave the ultimate sacrifice, which is their life. But you know why they gave it for our freedom?

So we could hang out with our family and not have to worry about something kicking our door down and going, you're going to jail. It's a whole thing. Yeah. So enjoy your Monday. Yeah. If you don't, then it's like you're not, yeah, don't waste it. Don't waste it.

So I hope you have a... And if you're with this Monday, that'd be great. If not, you have it off. That's great, too. I hope you spend time with people that you care about and really make the most of it. Weekend plans around the room. Amy's going to see her kids. Yep.

You're flying out after the show today? Yep. Going to Haiti and I'll be back. I don't know. I'm there for a short period of times and maybe we'll do a little barbecue on Monday. I'm in. Lunchbox? Supposed to be going to North Carolina.

North Carolina. Throw your hands. He lost the bet to his wife. It's your fault. Not a bet. You lost the argument. It was just a situation that you needed to give in. I felt.

Well, yeah, none of you guys had my back. So, I mean, I really had no leg to stand on when I go home. And she was like, everybody's against you. And I just, okay. So lunch is going to see his wife's brother in North Carolina. You? My girlfriend's recording music in Atlanta right now. Yep.

So I'm flying there. It's like a 45-minute flight tomorrow. then we're going to go watch Chris Rock tomorrow night it's his last American show and then we're gonna she I'm gonna drive back with her there's the reason we've planned this whole thing

because she's got like a four and a half hour drive back Oh that's sweet. Oh, that's sweet. Oh, I'm so sweet. Yeah, look at me Look at me. Sweetie pety. So You should make like a mixed CD or a mixed I have that, it's my iPhone. Yeah, I just pick whatever I want Play a song. Mix it up. Boop boop boop. Now it'd be cute if you wrote on it like with a Sharpie like old times. Oh god, just like a SUV. Like

Her car doesn't have a cassette player. Okay, fine, a CD player? I don't even know if she has a CD player. Never mind. I rarely ride in her car. I don't ride in her car. I don't ride people's cars. They get car sick.

Okay. Probably have drive her car back because they get so car sick. Got to go. Have a great weekend. And we'll see on the other side of it. Bobbybones.com is our website. And you can also listen to the podcast of this show or the Bobbycast, a show I do from my house.

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