The Bobby Bones Show - Eddie Has To Wash Feet + Bobby Annoyed By Something On Amy’s Phone + Raymundo’s Bachelor Party Final Update

Episode Date: June 25, 2020

Eddie pays up for coming in last in our driving test challenge and washes all of our feet on the air. Amy had something on her phone that Bobby found stressful. Plus, we check in one last time with Ra...ymundo before he heads out to Vegas for his Bachelor Party! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. The Palisade hybrid is packed full of features, cutting-edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class-leading interior space. Seating configurations for 7-8 passengers,
Starting point is 00:00:21 available H-track all-wheel drive, so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-3-3-1-4. 4603 for complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break in, a fire, or a flood, Simply Safe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by, news week, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones.
Starting point is 00:01:36 That's half off at Simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like SimplySafe. Owning a home comes with a lot of things nobody really prepares you for, including yard care. Sunday is a company trying to make that part easier. They start with a soil test and climate data to build a yard plan tailor to where you live, then ship everything directly to your door. No guesswork, no dragging bags of fertilizer.
Starting point is 00:02:02 And instead of harsh chemicals, Sunday uses simple, nutrient dense ingredients like seaweed, molasses, and iron. Everything hooks up to a hose, which honestly sounds like my speed. If your yard feels more stressful than satisfying, Sunday's approach makes a lot of sense. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. You're listening to a podcast, so you're doing something. else too. Like maybe scrolling home listings on Redfin
Starting point is 00:02:32 saving places you like without thinking you'll get them because that's what house hunting has become. But Redfin isn't built for endless browsing. It's built to help you find and own a home. Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents, which means when you find a place you love, you got a real
Starting point is 00:02:48 shot of getting it. Redfin helps turn saved listings into real addresses. Get started at redfin.com. Own the dream. Pre-show. Kellogg is bringing together Frosted Flakes and Fruit Loops. And I like these mashups, but I don't, that doesn't excite me.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Frosted flakes and fruit loops are like two different things. One's like fruity and crunchy and the other. It's like just sugary and soft and soggy. I don't crunches. Yeah, it's not, frosted flakes are not my favorite. I, the fruit loops should be combined with like tricks.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Mm. With like other like-minded texture things. Yeah, not the, not What? Or you combine it with something like grape nuts. Okay, me, ma'all. No, but that, it like mixes the young and the old.
Starting point is 00:03:39 It gives you like a combo. It's like a May December cereal, they call it? No, what is that? A May December romance whenever it's like somebody young, like, he's 25 with a 55-year-old. Oh. Free money in Vegas. Oh. You're going to hear about these guys going to Ray's bachelor party tonight.
Starting point is 00:03:57 But free money in Vegas, great news for Ray. You ready? Yeah, I know the places too. For what? The free money. In what way? If you're wearing a mask, right? Oh, is that what it is?
Starting point is 00:04:07 Yeah. Some casinos in Las Vegas are offering customers $20 to gamble with if you gamble while wearing face masks. Wow. Employees at some casinos run by Caesar's entertainment, including Cesar's, Paris, Flamingo, and Harris were walking around tables and giving away $20 gaming credit to people wearing masks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Have you guys said where you're staying? Yeah, we said MGM Grand. Is that where you're really staying? Yeah, it's a big play. It'd be tough to find us. But they're not doing the $20 credit there. No, but you can still wear a mask and be safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying,
Starting point is 00:04:39 will the $20 make you go to one of those places? Yeah, Caesars definitely walkable as well as Paris. That Vegas casino walking, you're like, it's just right next door. It's not. Three hours later. It's just right next door. Because you just can't cross the street. You got to wait for one of those crosswalkings.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Oh, it's not even that. The buildings are so big, and it's not just a building. You've got to get to the entrance. It's true. You're like, it's only two casinos down. Four miles later. Do you know what that's from? No.
Starting point is 00:05:09 SpongeBob? Uh-oh. Who says that? I really nailed that joke and nobody really got it. Who says that? Do you get it? I got it. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Meme. Well, it's in the show, too. It's the voice, the voice up SpongeBob. Okay. Have you watched Spon Bob, if any? No, sometimes. It's fun when the kids watch it. It's good.
Starting point is 00:05:28 It's a lot because I go to bed and watch a nick at night, and it was on every morning. And I couldn't find the remote, so I just watch SpongeBob. It is funny. It's just fast. It's a lot of like, it's like in fast motion. Too much of anything isn't good for you, even exercise. Ooh. While regular exercising associated with living longer, a new study suggests that too much exercise may actually shorten your lifespan. What? Shorten. I mean, I know we need time to recover.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah, let's not get crazy here, folks. Don't look at this and go, you know, I was really thinking about hitting that two days a week, but now I read this story. I think it's probably like crossfitters. They hit it every day. day. Too much of anything is bad. And then finally, a new study says summer sun can kill coronavirus in 34 minutes. It takes that long, though. Like, if it's on a surface, it still takes half an hour of the sun blurt right at it. So, you know, I can hear me later on the show. I don't get into too much of that. It is really all I watch again. Oh, I'm not at all. As it's starting to tick back up heavily, I'm just following what states are getting hit the hardest. Florida, Arizona, Texas, you know, and they put up the red states too.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Like these states are doing the worst for the hospital, and it's like Arkansas, Tennessee. Oh, man. It's like everywhere that opened up early. Yeah. Or didn't take it super seriously at the beginning. It's now naturally having the worst time. I'm not getting, I'm not going there.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Wear your masks, folks. You guys are heading out today, huh? Luncheon, you scared to fly? Absolutely. I bought face masks, goggles. I'll be in goggles on the airplane, and I got hand sanitizer, which is new for me, but I bought little travel size so I can have it in my pocket at all times.
Starting point is 00:07:04 What's your wife say about it? She says, just be careful. I mean, she's not excited. I'm going, but I'm like, hey, got to be there for Ray. And I'm nervous, but I've committed to go, so I'm going. Ray? Good to go. My fiancee pat me a little care package.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Got gum in there, sanitizer, masks, a bunch of different stuff. Amy, if your husband said, I'd like to go to Ray or whomever's Bachelor Party, and it's in Vegas. Right now during this season of life? No. But I would hope that there would be another way to celebrate. Ray, I mean, it's super awesome of lunchbox to go. And raise friends that get to go, that's amazing. But I guess I would probably struggle with it.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Ray, are you nervous at all? I mean, dude, honestly, with these masks, I kind of feel like a superhero. When I go into the grocery store, I feel like I can live my normal life. As long as you're being careful and stuff like that. Yeah. I mean, have you gone to a grocery store? No, I got my haircut. That's the only place I've been in. I'm telling you, the first time you walk into a place, yes, it's a weird feeling,
Starting point is 00:08:05 but then you realize I'm being safe, they're being safe, I'm six feet away from people. Okay, we can still live our lives, all right. Do you get annoyed of people that aren't wearing masks? Especially if they're right next to me, and dude at a gas station right behind me and coughs, and I look at him, and I'm masked up and he has nothing on. Yeah, I get real mad. I was having dinner with Caitlin, and someone came over. I was like, hey, man, huge fan of the show.
Starting point is 00:08:27 And, like, first of all, came right. right up. It was like a little too close right now. And then it was like to put his hand out to shake my hand. And so I dapped him but I leaned back and dapped. It was like this. Really far. Yeah. Well even like Clint Black like I wanted to take a picture with him
Starting point is 00:08:47 but I felt like it would be inappropriate to ask him to take a picture. Well and then you know we took one but it wasn't together. He got on the knee in front of the desk. We took a social distance picture. Everybody be safe. Take care of yourself out there. a mask, and when you wear it, remember, it's not just for you, it's mostly for other folks. And they're wearing masks for you. So, all right, that's all we have today.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I think you're going to like today's show. Eddie had to wash everybody's feet. The room is still kind of covered in Eddie's feet washing chemicals and utensils. Yeah. They do, really? Yeah. You want to touch it? No.
Starting point is 00:09:18 All right, here you go. Here's today's show. Thank you guys. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable private nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.
Starting point is 00:09:39 At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all, grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting-edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space. Available front and second row relaxation seats. Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class exclusive dash camera feature. 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Seating configurations for 7.8 passengers. Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. including standard 100-watt USBC ports, available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-3-4-6-03 for complete details.
Starting point is 00:11:09 All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're simply safe. They have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
Starting point is 00:11:31 They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and out,
Starting point is 00:11:53 and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpliSafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
Starting point is 00:12:17 There's no safe like Simpleysafe. This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Financial stress is one of the things that we don't always talk about, but it hits harder than we realize. It's not just numbers in a bank account. It's the anxiety that keeps you up at night. It's the tension that it can create in relationships and that constant feeling of, am I doing enough? There are moments where it's overwhelming, where no matter how hard you work, you feel like you just can't quite get ahead. And what you learn is that stress isn't just financial.
Starting point is 00:12:49 It's emotional. That's why it's important to check in with yourself. because struggling and struggling with money doesn't mean you fail. It means you might need support in a different way. Therapy can help you unpack the stress, the pressure, even the beliefs that you've carried about money for years. And with BetterHelp, you can get matched with a licensed therapist who fits your needs. Plus, if it's not the right fit, you can switch at any time.
Starting point is 00:13:13 You don't have to carry the weight alone. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com. Bobby. That's BetterHelp. H-E-L-P. BetterH-E-L-P.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Hey, welcome to Thursday's show. Morning, studio.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Morning. I'm gonna tell you, I go, and they shut down the men's bathroom for some reason. So I go over the women's bathroom, and I'm like, should I even go in here? Here at work? Yeah. Oh, okay. I can't go in the men's bathroom. So I crack open, then I go, anybody in there?
Starting point is 00:14:01 And nobody answers. and again, I want to make sure that they know I'm yelling in there. Open it again. I'm yelling in the woman's bathroom. Is there anyone in there? Nothing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:12 You're good then. So I lean into the door and the door opens. And the first thing that my little lie, spies, is a couch. There's a couch in the women's bathroom. Really? Now let me first explain to you
Starting point is 00:14:25 what the men's bathroom's all about. You walk in, there's pee on the floor, you're lucky there's a sink, there's barely hot water, there's a urinal, and there's a toilet that sometimes fill with stuff you don't want it. That's all the men's bathroom is.
Starting point is 00:14:35 It's like prison. Oh. Yeah. I push open that women's bathroom door. And there it is in all its glory. A gray, fresh, puffy couch. Really? We don't even have space for that.
Starting point is 00:14:49 And all of a sudden they got a lazy boy in there. And I'm like, well, isn't this a real how-do you do this morning? So I take a look and I turn to the right and everything's spotless in there. It's clean. and look over on the counter there's like a hair curler curling iron. Yeah. Yeah. There's tampons. What?
Starting point is 00:15:08 They have two kinds of soap. I mean, it's a regular Walgreens in there. Dang. Yeah, I mean, y'all could spruce yours up if you wanted to. We can't. Amy, I had to fight to get soap in these bathrooms. Yeah, I think the soap is out right now, actually. Oh, they have two kinds. Okay. Do you all want to borrow one?
Starting point is 00:15:25 Whatever you have one. They have it. And I was walking out, and they intended gave me a mint and said have a nice day. There's no attendant, but it's unbelievable. I wish you guys could live a life in our bathroom. No, I don't even want to, sounds awful. I don't even want to see it. Some people go in and don't come out.
Starting point is 00:15:43 There are some guys that are working here a few years ago. I haven't seen since I went into the bathroom. They still could be in there. That's what I did this morning. Went into the bathroom and was just shocked by what I saw. What's the couch for? Do you guys like hang out? Did you take a nap?
Starting point is 00:15:55 Is that why you're gone so long? What? No. I've never gone that. I try to pee as quickly as possible. We have a couch. We sometimes have to change clothes in there. We sit.
Starting point is 00:16:08 I have to change clothes sometimes in the bathroom. You know what I do? I try to stand on my tippy toes and my feet don't touch the ground and I throw my clothes over the top, not even just the stall, but over the top bar of the stall. Because no people... It is disgusting where we are. Yeah, that sounds awful. There is no middle class in these bathrooms.
Starting point is 00:16:26 There's us, the lower class, and there's you guys, the Jeff Bezos is of the bathrooms. I didn't know y'all were roughing it over there. Ruffing it isn't even the word. That's why anyway, that's what I did this morning. Nice. That's fired up. Now he's always going to be in there.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Hello? Every morning. Fired up when I came out of there. Did you do anything yesterday? Just mostly still unpacking and moving stuff around. I think it's mostly now, I don't have to buy any new furniture, but it's playing musical chairs with the furniture we have, you know? Okay, what room do we put this chair in? What room to put this dresser in? So that kind of thing. You? I kind of cut the top part of my finger off.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I was just about to ask you about that. What you do? Just moving some knives and kitchen stuff and plates and yeah, I just made a mistake and cut the top part of my finger. It wasn't the whole fingertip, but it's only five band-a-and-a-so it's not that manly. I was like, my finger! And so I had Caitlin put a band. I was like, I'll put a band-aid on. It's not even bleeding. It was just the skin was ripped off. And so she puts one. I was like, do you have any more? You're like my kids. And so then she wrapped the other side of my finger that didn't even have a band-aid just to make it. I needed it to wait even. And then I was like, he doesn't need more. And so I have five band-aids on my finger. Are those Paw Patrol Band-Aids? What are those? No. No, I had some SpongeBob ones,
Starting point is 00:17:48 but I don't have them anymore. I used them all. Finish the show yesterday. I walked over to our green room. There's really nobody that gets to even exist near our studios because of COVID precautions, but Clint Black hung out and just sat over there. Someone talked Clint Black for like 25, 30 minutes yesterday. Awesome. Yeah. And then I don't know what you guys talk about. He's a basketball game he used to play on every Sunday. Okay. Like a pickup. Mm-hmm. And some interesting people. It's his story, so I don't want to share it. Yeah. But we talked about that. Talked a little bit of music, what he's up to now. We talked about golf a little bit. I think too after I left. Hey, Scooby, did Clint Blake leave me his phone number? His manager is
Starting point is 00:18:27 gonna hook it up. He wants to hang out with you. His manager does? Wait, he's gonna give it to me to give to you. It's this weird process. His manager wants to hang out with me or Clint Black does? No, Clint Black does, but I'm getting the number from his manager to give to you. Interesting. I totally hang out with Clint Black and I don't hang out with anybody.
Starting point is 00:18:43 It's Clint Black, though, dude. That's true. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm always like, why does somebody want to hang out with me? Like, I'm not that fun to hang out with. And so then my mind goes, well, since I'm not that fun to hang out with, they must want something from me. so I'll just shut it down and hang out with nobody.
Starting point is 00:18:59 That's kind of how my life works. But for Clint Black, I would hang out with Clint Black. I have a couple friends in the industry. Like, I hang out with friends. I'm friendly with a lot of folks. But I don't make... I would say I have one pretty good to a good friend. We hang out about once every week, week and a half or so.
Starting point is 00:19:20 That's a level, like a B artist. Like A is Luke Brian, Jason Aldine. B is that next up, but big stars already can sell out like a small arena. I have one friend that I hang out with. And we don't even talk about it because it's like, it's kind of our own thing. And we keep our romance private. Because I also, I mean, yeah, obviously he knows who's not. But I mean, yeah, if he were to be here you say he's a B, would he be offended by that?
Starting point is 00:19:47 No. I don't think so because A list is up for entertainer of the year. B is like for male or female vocalist of the year. Like that category that's just about to be there. C is like best new artist. D is somebody that's starting to pop a little bit. They're like, oh, there's some real future. E is starting out.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Well, it's a new artist, but there's potential there. And then F is me. It's a good way to break it down. Thanks, Bob. So, no, by B, that's not a, I don't think that's a bad term. That's actually a really great term. Yeah. And as an artist, I think you know where you are in your career, right?
Starting point is 00:20:16 Yeah. You know where you stand. You hope so. If not, Bobby, you'll tell you. That's true. Any artist wants to know, ask me. I'll tell you exactly what class. I do, I do. Ask me somebody, I'll tell you right now.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Which artist you want to know? No, I'm going to play this game. Oh, Amy says don't play it? I don't want to play. Let's do Chris Jansen. C, strong, almost it B. C plus. So the other's a B, but he's not a B?
Starting point is 00:20:42 I would say he's a B if the others a B. No. Oh, man. Okay. This person, no, my friend has a bunch more number ones. Oh, okay. It sells out. Like it does.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Chris is right there close, but yeah. I'll say Chris C plus. I'm not arguing people against each other. Oh, but I was just thinking how I'm trying to learn how you are categorizing. But number of number ones. And ticket sales. And ticket sales? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:05 What about Kelsey Ballerini? Oh, that's a good one. B. She's a solid B, right? Yeah, she's up for female artists of the year, every year. That song she has with Halsey right now is so good. Oh, so good. I got one.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Go ahead. Where would you put Lee Bryce? C minus. Was higher at one point? Yeah. Was lower at one point? and is now kind of on the up a little bit, but probably not where it used to be.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Who else? Good. I'll be honest. I like it. I like it. Go ahead. Oh, ha, golly. I'm trying to think who is in.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Hey, Lunchbox. Marin Morris. Oh, that's a really good one. It's a really good one. B plus plus plus. Like, we're almost right at that Super A level. Not quite there yet because she's not in that conversation for entertainer the year. I like those.
Starting point is 00:21:50 I like those that are right in the cusp of those. So let me give you. She's a cusp. Where's Sam Hunt? Oh, A minus, minus. Oh, wow. You put him at A minus though. I like that.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I do. Because Sam can, but Marin can't, they're very close to each other. I know. But I would say Sam, it's just a tick. It's just a tick over Marin. Okay. Old Dominion. Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:09 B, solid B. Right there shelved in that solid B slot. It's like a grade. That's how I look at it. Like a B is you're going to Harvard. B's on a roll still. It's awesome. Harvard.
Starting point is 00:22:22 All right. Anybody else? Class? Oh. Oh, no. I'm good. Thomas Rett? A.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, like the bottom part of the A part. But yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Like, that guy can win the entertainment of the year, and everybody would be like, oh, good to see him win it. He's young, but he did it. Can you give us some C?
Starting point is 00:22:38 No, I'm not giving. What are you talking about? Well, I'm saying C's that because I'm like, I can't think of anybody. Everybody I say, I think is okay. And then he says A or B, so I haven't heard a C yet. I think Christian is, I said,
Starting point is 00:22:49 Oh, you said C. That's right. Like C plus. And Lee Bryce was in the C. C minus? Mm-hmm. Yeah. What do I know, though?
Starting point is 00:22:55 I'm just a guy. You know a lot. I got a whole pad paper over here giving out grades. All right. Who am I going to play? Whoever I'm going to play, let's figure it out. Okay. What?
Starting point is 00:23:06 John Party. B plus. Now we just grade them. High B to B plus. Every time you go to a song you grade them. I'm going to probably pick John Party. Who else, though? Scuba's shaking his head at this segment.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Are you shaking your head at this segment? I'm just laughing at it because I love to hear the greeting of these artists. Oh, I got one. Go ahead. Scotty McCreary. That's a good one. It is a good way. Lunchbox's looking for tweeners.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. I don't want the easy ones. I think he's, um, he had, I think his third number one. He's probably right at that cusp of C plus to B minus right there. I think he's right there. He's got some extra fame attached to him though
Starting point is 00:23:44 for the American Idol Day, so that helps a little bit. So maybe he's in the lower B category. But it's close. Yeah. Um, all right. Mike Deakey's putting pictures of artists in front of me that are tweeners and I'm not commenting on. No, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Netflix is putting out a new unsolved mysteries. Now, for you kids, this show used to scare the crap out of me of the kid. Oh, for sure. I think his name was Robert Eurek. Is that his name? Robert Stack. Robert Stack? Dang, dang, Robert, I got my wrong robber.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Yeah, he would come on and be like, and it would be fog around his feet. But they would tell real stories, like of crimes. And then it got dark and I was convinced every single person that was in a crime store was outside of my house somewhere. Yeah, because they were missing. They're still looking for that person. The original Unsolved Mysteries aired in 1987. And they continued through a bunch of reboots-ish. But Netflix is bringing back the documentary show for a 2020 reboot.
Starting point is 00:24:39 That show scared the... It really was scary. But it wasn't horror. There were no monsters. It was just people committing crimes. And then they would get people to reenact the crimes. And then I would always be convinced that was the guy. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Yeah. So I thought that was pretty cool. That's coming out. Did you watch Unsolved Mysteries? Oh, for sure. And one of my sister's friends got to be an actor on one of the reenactments. Wow. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:25:01 So I always thought that episode was super cool. And then our living room was separate from where the bedrooms were in our house. And there was this hallway with windows. And any time I watched Unsolved Mysteries, if I wanted to go to my room, I would sprint. Because I was so scared to go past the windows after watching that show. Hey, Morgan, you weren't alive when the show started. but do you know anything about Unsolved Mysteries? No.
Starting point is 00:25:23 I think the only thing that I recognize is like date line, other than that I don't really know anything. Okay, similar except Unsolved Mysteries was kind of the only thing that did that. And then Robert Stack just kind of walked from the dark. It was like, so 19s, and then you figure, wherever that killing happened, even if it was Pennsylvania, that guy was at your house right when the show was over. You thought he would.
Starting point is 00:25:46 And you always wanted to call too. Was this the one where it would end with like, If you know the whereabouts of this man. Sure, they would do that. Oh, that's the part that would freak me out. That and then America's Most Wanna was a big one. That's what it was. Yeah, that was a big one too, where they would catch people like crazy on that show.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Anyway, that's coming back to Netflix. You watch anything good at all right now? You Yellowstone Season 3 or no? Yes, but I've only seen the one episode because I have to wait for Sunday night for another one to drop. Technically Monday, because I don't have Paramount. But Paramount used to be a different network is what I heard. Oh. Yeah, I thought that I just didn't know where it wasn't, but it used to be like Spike TV.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Oh, okay. Yeah. So, but you're watching that. You watch anything else? Not really right now. The office, kind of have that on repeat while I unpack. Season four of Curb Your Enthusiasm. We try to watch that.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Here's the thing with that show that I try to watch it in the daytime now and it messes me out because we usually try to watch an episode right before we fall asleep. So when I watch it in the daytime, I try to get really sleepy because I'm used to only watching it when I'm falling asleep. It's that pattern. Yeah. Pavlov's dog. I hear the bell I start to get hungry
Starting point is 00:26:51 The latest from Nashville and Hollywood Morgan number two 30 second skinny Eric Church dropped his new song Stick that in your country song Anna and Trisha Yearwood are releasing a duet version of Lauren's song Getting Good Tomorrow
Starting point is 00:27:21 Here's a teaser Lauren shared on social media Maybe that's when life starts getting good CMA's summer stay K is happening on Wednesday July 1st Jimmy Allen and Lindsay L. are hosting. Plus our own Bobby Bones will be doing a version of his super easy trivia game show on it. You can watch it on CMA's YouTube and Facebook page. I'm Morgan number two.
Starting point is 00:27:43 That's your skinning. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Around 4.50 a.m., Daniel Miranda was driving to work when the car in front of him lost control, hit a pole, flipped like 12 times, landed upside down in an irrigation. ditch. He's like, oh my goodness. Then the car starts to sink. So there's a person in it. He jumps out and two other people that were driving by jump out, go into the irrigation ditch and pull him out to safety. Man, that's crazy. That's awesome. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Boney up the day. This story comes with us from Key West Florida. A 35-year-old man was running late for his flight at the airport so he's speeding. Police tried to pull him over me. He's like, Nope, got to make my flight. So he guns it. Getting up to 90 miles an hour. Leads police on a high-speed chase for 20 miles before he gives up and says, sorry, guys, I was late for my flight. I was trying to make the airplane.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Like, what does that guy think? Does he think if he does outrun the cops, and they know where he's going? Eventually they get a helicopter involved. Did he's just going to be able to get on an airplane and go about his day? Like, if you get away from them at some point, do you think they just give up? Yeah, no. They're like, oh, he's already on the plane. Let him go.
Starting point is 00:29:01 And it's like, guys, airport. I got to get there. I just don't understand that. Like, if you pull over and get your ticket, you probably can get to the airport quicker. Because you, but again, that's just me being rational. Yeah, he's a bonehead. Because that's why I'm not a bonehead.
Starting point is 00:29:13 I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated,
Starting point is 00:29:29 irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting-edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range
Starting point is 00:30:24 on select trims and class-leading interior space. Available front and second-reveillance. row relaxation seats. Available class-exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class-exclusive dash camera feature, 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims, seating configurations for 7-8 passengers, available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. Including standard 100-watt USBC ports. Available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade. At Hyundai, you USA.com. Call 562-314-4-603 for complete details.
Starting point is 00:31:04 All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill, expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside,
Starting point is 00:31:48 and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimplySafe's agent, are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like Simplysafe. Taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming. Sunday is a yard care company that builds a custom plan based on your soil and climate, then sends you exactly what? what your yard needs. No harsh chemicals,
Starting point is 00:32:29 just nutrient-dense ingredients. You apply with a hose. It's designed to make yard care feel doable. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. By the way, I'm trying to do my part and not use as much plastic. And I still will use plastic bottles sometimes, but I use, I have like a Yeti cup. It's like a Tumblr.
Starting point is 00:32:52 A Tumblr, that's what it is. I was going to say it's not really a Yeti. it's a zackle. Like a Yetty. Yeah. It's a big. It's a zackle. It's probably like 60% cheaper than a Yeti, but still gets the job done.
Starting point is 00:33:06 What's in there? Water. But I feel like my grandma, I used to go to bingo with her. We used to go to the Elks Lodge or the Benedict Teen Manor. And she would carry one of these with Diet Coke everywhere she would have. And so that's kind of what I feel like. And then sometimes, because I feel like an old lady with this thing, sometimes I forget I even have it with me.
Starting point is 00:33:22 And so I was somewhere yesterday and I had it with me. And I just laid it down. And then I was like, where's my water? And I look forever from my water bottle, couldn't find it. And then just left. So I left one of these tumblers at a store. Oh, yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:33:34 It's going to happen. You're going to lose those. But. I'm not used to this new. I'm not even good of drinking out of it yet. It's funny. I've never seen you. I always can't watch you.
Starting point is 00:33:45 You should get one with the straw next if you lose that one. I kind of suck at it, huh? Those are cute. As you can tell I'm still a rookie. He's just learning how to sip. Let's play Elder versus Millennium. Here we go. At 5 foot 11.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Mm-hmm. The Hispanic who don't panic. That's right. Dad of four. Mm-hmm. Come on. Here it is. You know him.
Starting point is 00:34:09 You love them. Producer Reddy! Yay! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Not a digital problem. She can't fix. She's age 26. She's got blonde hair.
Starting point is 00:34:19 She don't care. That she is. You know who she is. You know what she do. It's Morgan number two. I was doing the intros and then Ray hit the music. I had to come up with all those off off my head. That's pretty good, man.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Out of the dome. Thank you. It's a game where Eddie's the oldest, Morgan's the youngest, and we ask some questions about each other's generation. Let me get a drink from my tumbler. Oh, yes, please. I threw my voice out a little bit. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Eddie, you're up first. I'm so ready. Let's go. These are all about Morgan's generation. What movie was about a college acapella group called the Bellas? A movie? What movie was about a college acapella group called the Bellas?
Starting point is 00:35:02 That's pitch perfect. That's correct. Yeah. What famous couple wed at Westminster Abbey in mid-2011? Hmm. Westminster Abbey. What famous couple wed at Westminster Abbey? Is that Harry and Megan?
Starting point is 00:35:16 Incorrect. Oh, dang it. Morgan, over to you. You can steal this. What famous couple wed at Westminster Abbey mid-2011? Is that the other prince couple? So it's not Harry and Megan. It'd be Prince William and...
Starting point is 00:35:33 Your answer is? Prince William. Can I say one? Do I have to say both of them? Yeah, you need Prince, you need who his girl is, his wife. Prince William and Kate? Correct. Yes! Wow. Yeah, Prince William and Kate Middleton. It was just the A, the year, I think, was the big indicator there. All five members of One Direction were contestants on what reality show?
Starting point is 00:35:56 By the way, here's a clip of One Direction. Before they were a successful boy band, all five members of One Direction From what reality show, Eddie? I believe that's the X factor. That's correct. Yeah. They all won in a solo artist. You don't know you're beautiful.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Good. Eddie two. Morgan stole one. Let's go over to Morgan. Here we go. Hey Morgan. Yeah. This is all about Eddie's generation.
Starting point is 00:36:22 So like 70s and 80. What year were you born? 93. Not even close. What primitive mapping website was popular on the internet before the introduction of Google Maps? Basically, if we had to look out of place on the internet, we went to this website and it told us
Starting point is 00:36:37 go 0.3 miles, turn here. And when you printed it out, it was like 100 pages. I remember maybe using this when I was really young. Google Maps, so it's MapQuest. MapQuest is correct.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Nice. I still use that. You do? Yeah. You guys not? Huh? You don't ever type in. You print out the 100 pages? No, I don't print it. But if you go, I like to, if I need to find the distance from something you can enter location A
Starting point is 00:37:09 or B. You can just Google it. Or you can do Google Maps. Okay, hey, I go straight up to MapQuest. Hey, Morgan, back in Eddie's generation, to get a clearer picture, what would people put on their TV antennas? To get a clearer picture, what would people put on their TV antennas?
Starting point is 00:37:28 I feel like I've seen this in a cartoon, but I don't know if it's real. Like, foil? Correct. Woo! Yeah. Dang. Good guesses. Hey, Morgan, when using Dial-up
Starting point is 00:37:39 internet, another person in the house could not do what? So if they're using dial-up internet, they couldn't be, well, they couldn't also be on the internet, but I, I don't know, I don't get that the answer. They couldn't be on the phone. Is that your answer? Yes. That's right. Because what I have is you pick up the phone, you're like, oh, sorry, dang dang dang. That's right. Our winner, four to two, Oregon number two, nice. Feels so good.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Yeah, you got all three. Yours right and one of his, right? Yeah. You give me no chance. It feels really good when I get Eddie's right, just because I don't really know him. Because you weren't alive. He was at least alive during yours.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Correct. There's a dog in Tennessee. He's now become the oldest known living golden retriever. 20th birthday. That's an old dog. 20. Yeah, crazy, huh? A golden retriever called August,
Starting point is 00:38:34 who lives owner, Steve and Jennifer, turned 20 years old on April 24th. They said Augie was born in 2000, had two previous homes before they adopted her in which she was already 14. 20's awesome. And that's not including the dog years, right? No. No, but did you know, I was reading a new dog year story? It's not seven years every dog year.
Starting point is 00:38:53 It kind of goes thin to fat to thin, meaning the first year is not seven, but age three or so turns into seven. And as it gets older, it starts to be like closer to one to one. Got it, got it, got it. Okay. Because that would make this guy's, what, 140? So yeah. He didn't make $140. Maybe for 10 of those years, it was seven.
Starting point is 00:39:14 I tell you, last night, my dog was limping around the house. And I was like, great. Just when I come on the air, I talk about how my dog hasn't been sick in a long time. He's limping. And so then he has this little pull rope that we play with. And we play a rope. And I throw the ball. He runs to it, no problem.
Starting point is 00:39:29 And I'm like, okay, I just was seeing something or something's momentarily wrong. I'm like, all right, dude, because I let him roam the house now at night. He doesn't, I don't put him in his room. He roams. and I'm like, all right, man, going to bed, and then he limps over to me. I was like, what? And so I get up and come to work today,
Starting point is 00:39:43 and I don't know what's going on, but he had a limp, he didn't have a limp. I think his body is rejecting the fact that he hasn't been to the vet in a while. And his body's like, this is not normal, having vet withdrawals. Like, if I'm not paying money to help this dog, his body's not re-so, but my dog is limping right now.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I don't know what in the world is happening now. You guys can send us emails. Any kind of question you have, We're happy to address it here. Let's open up the mailback. Bobby's Mailbag. Hey Bobby Bones. This happened to me. Wondered what you think about it. My question is, what should you do if you're out and you're at dinner with someone and they say,
Starting point is 00:40:21 hey, I'm getting the check. But then you look over and they only tip 10% or something. This happened to me. Is it okay to say something or would that be tip shaming? Or would it be better to try to sneak more money on the table? Thanks for your thoughts. All right. That's tough. Because if someone screams, I'm going to take care of this,
Starting point is 00:40:42 you think they're just going to take care of it and then take care of everyone. Not just the table, but also the people that. And I think it was probably a good service if the guy's wondering, hey, why aren't you tipping at least the 18 to 20%? Which is socially acceptable in norm. What I would do in this situation is sneak money. Not even on the table. I may go and give money to the waiter.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Oh, wow. Like act like you're going to the bathroom? Yes. Or give it to the host or hostess. Be like, hey, give this to our waiter. It's, you know, gym. That's what I would do. My end goal would be to make sure the waiter gets paid.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Or waitress. As long as, yes, I would. I would do something. I don't think I would say anything to, what's to call him, Eddie. I don't think I would say anything to Eddie. You got a random name there. Nice example.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Yeah, yeah. But I would for sure make sure the waiter got paid. We went to Sonic the other day. And what stinks is you can't tip on your card at Sonic. Correct. We are in 2020. You can tip on your card anywhere else. You do the screen.
Starting point is 00:41:44 You push the... Well, how do you want to pay? Cash? Do you want to pay a credit card? Do you want to pay Sonic app? I don't even have the Sonic app. I probably should get it. Especially if you can you tip on it.
Starting point is 00:41:52 But I don't pick that. I don't pick cash. I don't have much. I pick the credit. So I stick it in. And I'm like, all right, let me hit the tip. No place for tip. I have no cash in my wallet.
Starting point is 00:42:02 So the girl comes out, probably 17 years old. I was like, oh, man, I told her, I said, I don't have any cash. But I'm going to pay for my card. I'll be back tomorrow. So what time do you work? She said, I work from, you know, one to five or whatever. I went back, I gave her 20 bucks. Oh.
Starting point is 00:42:18 It wasn't the money that surprised her. It was the fact that somebody came back. Yeah. That's awesome. I heard that before. Yeah. I'll get you tomorrow. We got to fix that.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Hey, Sonic. Anybody out there in Oklahoma right now? You may be listening, corporate office. We got to fix that on the Sonic screens. We got to digitally allow tips. because I'm at Sonic a lot lately and it stinks I don't really carry cash
Starting point is 00:42:39 Amy what do you say what would you do oh 100% I'm leaving money on the table I didn't go hey do you get the tip then yes and then they go
Starting point is 00:42:49 no already got the tip then you go no you didn't you only got 10% of a tip right I don't know that I make it a deal with my friend
Starting point is 00:42:57 or whoever it is I just everybody can leave and I'm to say oh I forgot something and I'm gonna go back in and figure out out away for there to be a tip.
Starting point is 00:43:08 There's a friend's episode about that where Rachel's dad sees Ross doing that and then it gets mad at him. Yeah, that's right. So you've got to be careful. But in the end, as long as the waiter, and I'm a former waiter, and we pay our bills based on people's generosity, as long as a waiter is able to have some money to pay his bills, as long as it gets that, I don't care how you do it. Agree?
Starting point is 00:43:29 Agree. Will you all, we square on that? Square. All right, cool. All right, close the mail bag. And that was Bobby. Mailbag. Go to Facebook.
Starting point is 00:43:38 If you'd like, I'm not over in those swamps often, but if you'd like our page, Bobby Bone Show, we're going to write this up there and you can put a comment up there. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, here's a voicemail
Starting point is 00:43:48 we got late last night. Morning Studio. Hey, Bobby. I was just wondering if Caitlin was going with you to do all your Nat Geo show. Thanks. I hope you guys have a great day.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Yeah, I think some. I mean, she has a full-time job where she works in software, so I don't think she can just hop on and I start shooting in three weeks if COVID doesn't get worse and it's getting a lot worse in a lot of places
Starting point is 00:44:09 and you're going to see places start to go, ooh, we're already seeing New York say, hey, you're coming from these certain states you're not coming to here. So as of now, I'm still going, running, and she's going to go to some of them
Starting point is 00:44:20 with me if she can. But not all of them. That'd be cool. Also limited crews because you can't have more than seven or eight people. Oh, wow. So it's a numbers thing too.
Starting point is 00:44:29 But yeah, I would love for it too. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So, Bobby, would you walk through a disinfectant spray to see a concert? I'd walk to one to get to work. I'd walk through one. I wish I could build a big one outside of my house just to leave for the day. Yeah. You're asking the wrong person that question.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Good point, good point. Yeah, you probably want to insert one at your house. Wake up in the morning? That's my alarm. Ah, beautiful day. Oh, what a beautiful morning. Yeah, why? Well, because that could be the new normal of a way for us to attend.
Starting point is 00:45:04 And big events. Well, here's the thing. And that sounds great on paper. But you have to remember, the germs are coming from inside the lungs. And it's people talking and coughing. And you can be covered in disinfectant. We still wear the mask and stuff, I think. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:45:18 But yes, most people aren't going to get it from your clothes. Like, I love it. Hands. But again, I don't think that's the end all. Okay, we've all been sprayed down with Lysol. We're now free to go back and just go crazy. So I do like the head thermometer. tests everywhere.
Starting point is 00:45:36 And I went to a restaurant a couple weeks ago. Or they thermometered me. And I said to them, they thought it was annoying. They were like, we're sorry. The guy had a mask on and thermometer me. He goes, I'm sorry. I'm like, are you kidding? I wish every restaurant would have done this my whole life.
Starting point is 00:45:49 It was great. I don't apologize for that. So people are thinking about doing that as trying to do more shows. Yeah. Like, there would just be a miss that people would walk through. So everyone at least in attendance, yeah, would be sanitized and then still wear a mask and temperatures taken and stuff like that, but at least you wouldn't have any germs you're taking inside.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Okay. All right. I'm into it. What else? So Luke Brian wants you and your dad to be in his upcoming Build Me a Daddy fan video. Here's the song, Build Me a Daddy. Could you build me a daddy? Strong as Superman.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Make him 10 feet tall with a southern draw and a crooked smile. It's a really good song. It is so good. And it's like, you're like, oh, let me. hear this song. I've got to kind of kill your name. Let me hear Bill and then you're like, oh, it's like a gut punch. It's a good one. Yeah. Well, Luke's asking fans to take photos of themselves with their dads or father figure in their life and upload them to his website for a chance to be in the video. He's accepting photos from now through July 5th, but only one
Starting point is 00:46:53 entry per person and then 20 people are going to be chosen from the submissions to be included. And again, that's Lukebrien.com. All right. What else? Segway scooters are going away. Now they're taking away our Segways. What's happening? Let's protest. So this is crazy to me. So when Segways came out, it seemed like they were just so cool and popular, but nobody could really afford them, but somehow you would see them.
Starting point is 00:47:18 But they had a $5,000 price tag. So they only have sold in almost 20 years, 140,000 segways. I never been on one. I was always scared to tear at ACL or ACL. Too scared. They used to do Segway tours around Austin. and I think they had to stop them because dangerous. But, yeah, Paul Bart, Malkop.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Oh, that's how you got around. That's what I think of when I think of Segway. So what's the point of the story that they're discontinuing them? The company that makes them says they're going away. Yeah, they're going to continue to make like self-balancing scooters that are smaller, but no more segways, no more personal transporters. It just wasn't probably the best business idea for them. But they tried.
Starting point is 00:48:00 You're going to tell me this story. I'm going to go, wow, how about that? Then I won't even remember this in 10 minutes because that's how much I care about segues. Oh, shoot. Should I have told you about the story about how you shouldn't be microwaving your library books? Hmm? Shoot, I knew I should have gone with that one. Okay, so people are renting library books and they're scared of coronavirus, so they're sticking them in the microwave.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Well, they can turn into, they have fires. Yes. You can't put paper. Oh, my God. No, no, it's not even just the paper inside library books that are rented out. They have these metal things in there for, it's. It's like part of the ID, identify, so when they can return the book, which library it belongs to and stuff. So libraries are having to send out messages to people renting books saying, please do not put this in the microwave if you take it home to kill coronavirus.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Interesting. Because they're catching fire. I get it. Is that better? Yeah. Well, okay. Well, I thought, what if you wanted to buy a segue? I don't.
Starting point is 00:48:54 All right. All right. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.
Starting point is 00:49:06 So this mom of three in Illinois is doing something really cool for her area. Her name's Amanda Carter, and she's on a mission to make sure that the school libraries in her community have more diverse and multicultural books. So she started a Facebook fundraiser to help make it happen, and it's called Fill Our Schools with Diverse Books. Right to the point. She says that in their home they try to do that, but she wants to have that in love. libraries too so that black kids and biracial kids and kids of other races they can look around and
Starting point is 00:49:35 see books that resemble them and that white kids see those books too and then it'll help with the social and racial injustice that's going on right now so she has received donations to buy more than 300 books i know we've talked about this before you have two black children when you watch disney movies are you going hey we need more black kids in these movies i mean people are better at it now and it hasn't really been so much an issue with my kids, but I see it more so with dolls and sometimes when we're reading different books and stuff that we've chosen to watch,
Starting point is 00:50:09 I wish they were exposed to a little bit more. It's definitely on my mind right now, but more so when they were first getting here, people were giving us dolls and different things to play with. And I was like, these are all like little black dolls that match them so they can see. Wait, you say they were? They weren't.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Like a lot of them were white, and I thought, but... That's why I got on a video game. Yeah, problem's all. Yeah. Good for you. It is a thing. And I'm glad that more and more people are aware and they're being proactive about realizing how important it is to include everybody. Well, that's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space. Available front and second row relaxation seats.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class exclusive dash camera feature. 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims. Seeding configurations for 7-8 passengers. Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. Including standard 100-watt USBC ports. Available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk. driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
Starting point is 00:52:35 All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being done. trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside,
Starting point is 00:53:19 and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, Simply Safe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like Simplysafe. Owning a home comes with a lot of things nobody really prepares you for, including yard care. Sunday is a company trying to make that part easier. They start with a soil test and climate data to build a yard plant tailor to where you live, then ship everything directly to your door.
Starting point is 00:54:01 No guesswork, no dragging bags of fertilizer. And instead of harsh chemicals, Sunday uses simple, nutrient-dense ingredients like seaweed, molasses, and iron. Everything hooks up to a hose, which honestly sounds like my speed. If your yard feels more stressful than satisfying, Sunday's approach makes a lot of sense. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com.
Starting point is 00:54:29 All right, time for the morning corny with a twist where Amy gives it to us and we try to figure out. It's called the investigative corny. The morning corny. Why did the fish have a bad report card? We have 90 seconds. Why did the fish have a bad report card? Grades, C's.
Starting point is 00:54:49 School. School. School. School. School. School. School. If.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Seeds. Left school. left the school or I don't think it's school you don't fish school he fell behind the school I don't think it's school fell behind in school something like that let's think let's come back to school okay okay because that was the obvious scales scales um eyes got hooked report card right what's the joke lame what's the question why did the fish have a bad report card A's B C's D's F's F's F's F's F in the because he got a F in F in swimming
Starting point is 00:55:27 he didn't know to swim oh gosh he couldn't pass oh seaweed what what class couldn't he pass a fish biology
Starting point is 00:55:42 he couldn't pass pond oceanography 30 seconds he couldn't pass you're thinking pond A B he couldn't pass Lake C ocean water
Starting point is 00:55:54 he could He couldn't. He couldn't. The creek. Oh, gee. He couldn't pass this. I got nothing. You just want to say he was late to school.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Or he never went to school? It's got to be passed. It's not going to school. Giving up? It times up. Oh. Yeah, we're just going to go with. Drop out of school.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Yeah. Drop out of the school. That would work. Yeah, I know. Dropped out of school. Were we on the right track with you couldn't pass? That could work. No, we don't.
Starting point is 00:56:27 That can work. What do you mean could work? Ramundo hit it. Let's get our answer here. The morning corny. Why did the fish have a bad report card? Why did the fish have a bad report card? Because all of his grades were under sea. Under sea. You were right with the grades. Gosh, you were right.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Dang. Sorry, I kept you guys at school. We're such failures. But they also could go. Why did the fish have a bad report card? If you give us that, we're going to find a way for everything we ever did. And then I say, because he drives out of school. We didn't win. No, that's not it. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Well, we're losers today. But if you're listening right now, you're a winner. Yeah. Don't forget that. Hey, this is the final day for the check-in on 500 push-ups a day where it's just Ray and I, the only one standing. It all started because Mark Ruffalo, the actor, was doing 500 push-ups a day, eating 1,000 calories a day, training for a movie. And I thought, hey, can we do this for a week? Much less a few months.
Starting point is 00:57:28 So we all started. Amy fell out immediately. Yeah. I didn't even do one. Proudly. Lunchbox went down, Eddie, then Morgan, and then it was just Ray and I.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Ray, did you do 500 yesterday? So I did, actually. The key was for me starting it in the wee hours of the morning and I spread it out the farthest I've done so far about eight hours. In my final 10 push-ups, Scoob of Steve walked into the side room
Starting point is 00:57:55 and totally busted me doing these 10 push-ups. I mean, it was very awkward. were to have him come up to me in that moment because I was so weak. Were you naked? Oh. I was very vulnerable. If you were going to rob me, that was the time because I had no strength. And I mean, I was just laying on the floor, but he witnessed it.
Starting point is 00:58:11 It was bad. If it wasn't the last day for them, I wouldn't have kept doing them. Because 500 is a lot. And so I did them. I finished. My total of donation to charities is now $300. But I couldn't have done another day. My arms are fatigued.
Starting point is 00:58:27 I just want to go home right now, honestly. you like Forrest Gump? And I didn't do them in sets of hundreds anymore. Sometimes I did 27. I just make a note of my phone, my little keypad. It's tough. So shout out Mark Ruffalo. He's a big listener.
Starting point is 00:58:41 But we did it for five days. Ray, nice job, bud. Yourself, you contributed to me donating 100 bucks to this charity. Awesome. And so, yeah, 300 bucks total is what I'll pay to the building homes for heroes charity. In about half hour, Eddie has to wash everybody on the show's feet. This is terrible. Because he lost the driving test yesterday.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Yeah. I never listened back to the show. I listened back. Laughed. Great. Yeah, pretty funny. So Eddie got the lowest score on the driving test coming up top of next hour. He has to wash everybody's feet as the loser of the bet.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Like, is there quality control for this? Or do I just go, like, around one, two, we're done. No, you have to really wash feet. Like, we have to have, when we walk, we should be able to see those glimmers like, ping. Oh, like Mr. Clean. Yeah. In between each toe.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Bing, ping, p. Oh. On your phone, Amy, I saw that you labeled your husband hotter than dirt. Oh, years ago. Yeah, but it's still... I know. That's weird. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:59:35 That's the first letter of the name that's up there. It's H. And then she has hotter than Dirk's as her husband's name. Yeah. I think it was to make him... It was probably six or seven years ago to make him feel better
Starting point is 00:59:48 because it's when Dirk's was coming in and y'all would give me a hard time. Like, oh, these Dirk's so hot. Oh, I think also I told our hair person that Dirk's had an album cover where the hair... I love to do. hair. And I liked the haircut store. One of my husband to get his haircut that way. So it was a whole
Starting point is 01:00:04 thing. And so I was like, don't worry, babe. You're, you're hotter than Dirk. So I put him in my phone like that as a comfort thing for him. Still there. Still there. I also notice you have 174 unread text messages. Oh, do I? Which drive me crazy. How do you see that? How do you see that? How many do you have right now? Oh, 176. That's so weird. It is crazy. It is crazy. that you don't clear those. I can't, and I get a decent amount of work emails. I have to clear every email on every text. I have to go and address it, send it. I almost want to put the reds on my text just so it makes me reply back quicker. Because listen, I love when someone has that on their phone. Like I'll send Mike Dia text and it'll go, he read it. And I'm like, nice. Now, I would never do that.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Oh, never. No, I have. I hate that. But I love it. I love it for everybody but me. I think everybody should have to have the red on except for me. That way I will know. But sometimes, though, you want to read it and then think about it. Mike, is there an option when you put red on to read it and then put unread it? No. Oh, okay. Oh, that's what I wish they would do is sometimes that's why I leave the blue dots. A lot of these are not open because I need to go back and...
Starting point is 01:01:15 You have 170. You're not going back. You're never going back. I put it down to zero not too long ago, but it adds up. So on emails, I can mark stuff unread so that I can go back to the email. I wish we could do that with time. text messages. But this happens.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Yeah. I just, anyway, the two things I noticed, what do you have your significant other and your phone as? Because I have Caitlin as Caitlin
Starting point is 01:01:40 and a red heart next to her name. Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, man. Sweet. So that's how I
Starting point is 01:01:46 actually put her in my phone too. Because Amy's making fun of me. Well, and I forgot that, but I had my headphones on and I was shooting basketball hoops outside of the house and I had the headphones,
Starting point is 01:01:56 the earbuds in and it goes, Caitlin, heart? It's calling. Caitlin Hart is calling So I have Caitlin Hart Do you have hotter than Dirks Eddie what do you have for your Boots? I don't know since college I've called my wife
Starting point is 01:02:06 Boots and that's what's on there Lunchbox you have anything for your wife? Yeah L. Green shirt Because she's wearing green shirt the night I met her And so that's how you save their names You know which one she was Oh my guess I mean that's how you would put them in your phone
Starting point is 01:02:21 Well I had Caitlin as Caitlin L.A. for a long time And she hated that She was like what other Caitlin's I was like well my tour manager's name's Caitlin She was like oh that she was She met Caitlin. She was like, her name's spelled a K. Gotcha.
Starting point is 01:02:32 I know, but I don't know any other Caitlin. I just did it so I could, it's where she was from. I have a lot of people listed by their city. Ray Mundo, what's your fiance as? Yeah, I just went basically birth certificate name. I put Laura Birdwell. Oh, first and last name? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Very clinical. Laura Birdwell, you're in doctor's office C. Come on back. Another thing I saw Amy is I'm... Now I'm trying to figure out how you saw how many unread text messages. He knows your password. Your husband has an Instagram. Amy's husband has an Instagram.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Do you guys know that? No. Well, it's pretty secret. Really? Because he doesn't really use it. He just uses it so he can look at things. But did you know she tagged him in a photo and he got a thousand followers? Yeah, he did.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Did you do that on purpose? No, I tagged him in a Father's Day thing. No, he used... Okay, so he had an Instagram account just to follow us and Bobby and she, you know, stay up to speed, especially when he traveled a lot. But he started using it. for his drone business. And so he's actually trying to use it, but it's strictly for work. And now he's scared to post because he said anytime I tag him, he gets a lot of followers.
Starting point is 01:03:41 But the minute he posts something about a drone, he loses followers. So he sent me a note and he said, hey, cool, thanks for tagging me. I got a thousand followers. He's like, but now I don't want to post because I know that they'll go away. And then sure enough, he had to put up some drone post. And he texted me. He said, within seconds, I lost five followers. Her husband is now an influencer.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Hey, guys, I'm Ben for tummy tea. I just feel bad for. You can also get your fat, fit, fun package here, too. With the code word drone. Just type that in and get 20% off. Yeah. And then the influencers do that thing. I know a lot of you guys have been asking about how to get a drone up in the air.
Starting point is 01:04:26 and ain't nobody been asking. That's what the influencers do. A lot of you've been asking about my skincare routine. And nobody's been asking crap. I've been getting so many messages about this.
Starting point is 01:04:36 But sometimes I love that people do that because I am curious and I'm one of the people that has asked and I want them to tell me so there is truth to it. I saw one of my friends yesterday post
Starting point is 01:04:45 hey, a lot of you guys are wondering why I've been posting as much on social media and I thought to myself not one single person has wondered why someone hasn't posted
Starting point is 01:04:52 more on social media. No one goes, you know, I'm looking at my feed, you know, hasn't been showing up as much in my feed? Oh, Clark. Never. Now, yeah, I've posted like two pictures in the past three or four weeks, and I'm a semi, but I, no one's reached out to me to go, hey man, why have you posting so much? Nobody really notices. I did notice that. One time I went to your stories and it was just one picture.
Starting point is 01:05:15 Well, I'm talking about in the, in the main feed. Oh, in the main feed. Oh, well, sometimes I post more stories than that. And I did think, oh, I wonder what's going on with Bobby. A lot of you guys been wondering what's going on. So you should address that if you're ever going to not pose. No, no need to address it. I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to stay in the hearing now, you know? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Okay, well, just, yeah, poor Ben. He's trying. Ramundo heads to his bachelor party in Las Vegas tonight, and you can watch his first bet. I gave him $250. Well, the option was I'll give you $250, but you have to bet it as soon as you get there on the roulette well, red. Or you can have $100 and you just keep it to whatever you want. That was the easy out. Why would you do that?
Starting point is 01:05:57 This Vegas. Yeah. You got to do crazy and stuff bigger than you would normally do in your life. But you could have had the 100 and just kept it and left it here, and it came back to an extra 100 bucks. You come back a winner. Yeah. But the thought of it jump into 500 in an instant, you can't pass that up. Well, they'll be sneakily streaming that bet tonight at 9.30 Central.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Yeah! At Bobby Bone Show Instagram. So I hope you check that out. D.L. the comedian, you know, we mentioned a couple days ago he was up on stage and he collapses and they go and they say, all right, what's up? And they test him and he has COVID.
Starting point is 01:06:33 And so now the comedy club says, hey, we need to get everybody tested in the crowd. Oh my gosh. Everybody. Is that here in Nashville? Uh-huh. Oh, my gosh. A Nashville comedy club has launched a major health inspection
Starting point is 01:06:46 after comedian D.L. Hughley collapsed on stage and tested positive for Corona. Hugley was performing his set at Zany's Comedy Club when he suddenly fell ill and collapsed, he was treated for exhaustion and dehydration, test positive. The club is now working with Nashville Public Health to conduct contact tracing. They want to contact to everyone who's at the club Friday night. Or had close contact with Hughley to have them tested.
Starting point is 01:07:10 Zanis has been close since Saturday, but we'll be allowed to reopen on Thursday. Listen, I'm going to tell you're going to be. Me either. Not then. But isn't that nutty? Yes, totally. And now they want everybody in the crowd or anybody that was close to Hughley. Now, what if you had like, you were a girl, I don't know this true. Let's say it could be anybody.
Starting point is 01:07:29 It could be, let's say that Mike D are writers performing. And Mike D's performing, but you're a girl and you're cheating on your husband with Mike D. And he has Corona. Then you got to tell your husband, I got to. Yeah, sure it's a thing. Tough conversation to have there. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Have you had the COVID test at all? No. Well, the numbers are just flying now. The Texas is. governor's like, yeah, I don't know. We have to mandatory do masks. Not yet, but they're starting to lean that way. They are just I promise I wasn't going to get into that. I promise myself. I sit at home
Starting point is 01:08:07 sometimes before I leave to come to work and I'm like, here's what I'm not going to walk myself into today. So I'm not. Look at me. Good. I have a drink of water here from my tumbler. Good job. Good job. Eddie's going to wash all our feet in a little bit. Hey, by the way, is your jeep broken Eddie? It is. I don't know what's wrong but I guess, well, I left it out in the rain one night,
Starting point is 01:08:27 and it kind of rained overnight, and the top was down. Well, the next day, none of the electronics were working. The speedometer wasn't working. The gas gauge wasn't worth. Nothing. The radio wasn't working, and the windshield wipers wouldn't stop moving. Weird, because my Jeep, completely waterproof. Do you pull the plugs in yours or do the plugs out on the bottom?
Starting point is 01:08:46 No, I drained it. Yeah, I do that. But I guess it kind of just got to the electronics, and it's been a couple of days. Wipers still going every time I drive. And you never even like try to drive without knowing what speed you're going. It's kind of crazy. Like it's not moving.
Starting point is 01:08:59 It's not telling you how fast you're going. So it's kind of crazy. So what do you do? I mean, you just feel it out. You look at what everyone else is doing. Like, all right. I feel like I'm going the right. You see what everyone else are doing to kind of fit in there somewhere.
Starting point is 01:09:10 All right. And just a little bit at top of the hour, Eddie has to wash all our feet because he lost speaking of driving. Why do you lift me up and then tear me down again? I know. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,
Starting point is 01:09:41 with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. founded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space.
Starting point is 01:10:28 Available front and second row relaxation seats. Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class exclusive dash camera feature. 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims. Seating configurations for 7.8 passengers. Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. including standard 100-watt USBC ports, available Bose 14-speaker audio,
Starting point is 01:10:55 and standard passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-3-4-6-03 for complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill, expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
Starting point is 01:11:17 It's a lot. Well, now they're simply safe. They have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days.
Starting point is 01:11:38 And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and out, side and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpliSafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe
Starting point is 01:12:14 like SimplySafe. Taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming. Sunday is a yard care company that builds a custom plan based on your soil and climate, then sends you exactly what your yard needs. No harsh chemicals, just nutrient-dense ingredients. You apply with a hose. It's designed to make yard care feel doable. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com.
Starting point is 01:12:43 It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Last year, a South Carolina deputy, his name is William Kimbrough. He stopped a speeding car, but the car wasn't just speeding to speed. Turned out that they had a 12-day-old baby in there that stopped breathing. So this deputy just starts doing his CPR and helping until the EMS could show up there seven minutes later, which he did. And the baby was okay.
Starting point is 01:13:08 They got to the hospital and it was fine. And the little baby's name was Riley. And they became friends. Like they kept in touch. The family stayed in touch and invited him to Ryland's first birthday party. And when he shows up, they had a surprise there. And it was like a card with a penny scratch off. So he scratched the card off and it said,
Starting point is 01:13:24 will you please be Rylans' godparents? Wow. So he said, absolutely, I will be her godparents. Wow. Yeah. So now he thinks, I mean, this is, they don't know. He doesn't know why he was there, right place, right time, but they're going to be connected for life.
Starting point is 01:13:39 That's a great story. Do you know, too, we should shout out that EMT, EMS, seven minutes. Seven minutes. It's quick. That is quick. That whole story is great. Wow, what a good one.
Starting point is 01:13:50 That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's now time for Eddie to pay his debt. This is stupid. He finished last in the driver's test yesterday, which means he has to watch the other five of our feet. By one question, right? But you lost.
Starting point is 01:14:07 You were last. Can you hear me through my mask? I actually can. Better than I thought. So Eddie's going to walk over to me first. It's like I'm watching a car. He's got a big old blue. Lowe's bucket.
Starting point is 01:14:18 It's not bad, dude. Your feet are pretty good. Yeah, I got pretty good feet. I think the bad one's lunchbox. Yeah, I got a lot of damage on those things. Here you go. Can you see him over here? No.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Eddie is down behind my desk. Give me a little foot. Okay. There you go. I'm gonna... Oh, nice. Hey, he take close. Eddie's scrubbing the top part.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Oh, the arch. Good. Oh, he's putting their soap. He's doing soap. Oh, of course. Wow. done. I'll read the story here. A Pennsylvania mom admitted she was
Starting point is 01:14:51 that feels funny. Don't giggle. A Pennsylvania mom admitted that she was her son's getaway driver after he allegedly held up a tobacco shop at gunpoint. Oh my. Wow. Lorraine McKinery, 52 of Muncie was charged last week by state police
Starting point is 01:15:07 with conspiracy to commit robbery and theft in a March 18th armed heist. Do you hear the water? Yes. He's rinsing them off. McHenry allegedly admitted driving her son who's 28 to and from the shop where they robbed $3,500 a gunpoint He wore a camouflage face mask, black goggles
Starting point is 01:15:26 Carried a drawstring bag During which no shots were fired no one was hurt Yeah, I feel pretty good Can you dry them off for me? I like air dry Air dry Can you do that? Oh, like a
Starting point is 01:15:38 I don't have that Eddie is washing my feet because he lost the bet yesterday All right That's pretty good, you did pretty good Thank you dude You want a tip? Yeah, I do take tips. Here's the tip.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Do better at your driver test next time. Oh, got him! All right, Amy. I'm up. You're up next. Eddie's walking the bucket over to her. By the way, he's masked. Of course, I'm masked.
Starting point is 01:16:01 I'll do a different story too. Now use the same towels on her you did to me. Can you get foot-coven? Is that a thing? He's got the soap right there. Oh, the dove. I was about to say it smells like. Costco says it has no plans to bring back its half sheet cake.
Starting point is 01:16:21 anytime soon because no one needs them right now because you shouldn't be having a party that big. Oh, that's true. Amy's feet are above the bucket right now. Costco sheetcakes are enormous if you haven't seen one. There's tickles. Yeah. Okay. I can't tell it.
Starting point is 01:16:42 I'm not doing anything. I dropped the soap. Vend over. All right. Alright, I'll tell you what we're going to do. While Eddie cleans... I can't do this. We're going to play the new Eric Church song.
Starting point is 01:17:01 We'll come back on the backside of this here. Eddie has one more set of feet to wash. They're from lunchbox. Lunchbox, you're up. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. I'll come sit on the stage, baby. I have not been looking forward to this. Oh, Eddie.
Starting point is 01:17:13 Get out of my chair, boy. Did you do anything? No, that's his chair. But you can pull one up or... Here, here. Sit on this. You didn't do anything to gross them out, did you? No, I just wore my feet like my normal.
Starting point is 01:17:24 He said they didn't shower last night. Well, that's normal though. Yeah, that's normal. Look. I do have a blood whistle. Yeah. There's a blood muscle. Hey, describe lunchbox's feet.
Starting point is 01:17:34 I mean, these toes look like they've been like hiking through mountain, mountain Kilimanjaro's on their crooked, the toenails are long. That one's disgusting. Yeah. The second toe on this, the left foot. Yeah. The toenail is so tough, I can't rip it off. They're even a...
Starting point is 01:17:52 It doesn't come off. They're even a little like, y'all. His whole feet or his toenails? No, like his toenails. Well, lunchbox is getting his feet washed. Eddie has now washed my feet, Amy's feet, Morgan's feet, Ray's feet, and is finally on lunchbox here because Eddie finished last in the driver test. He's putting the soap and the towel. Stop. Keep your feet down. Oh, sorry. You got to look at him. Come on. You don't have to look at him. Come on. Come on. Come on. This grubses me out. Don't touch me. You're washing my feet. He's putting his toes on my hands. A kids. Kids. Kids. He's wiggling his toes on my hands while I'm trying to walk. Kids.
Starting point is 01:18:28 Lunchbox leave your big brother alone. Stop. I'm trying to pick them up so you can get my heels. Come on, man. They do need washing. Did you get in between? Remember, Ed, take... No, my...
Starting point is 01:18:39 Take pride in your work. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Have to go in between the toenails? The toes? That's how I like my toes clean. Yeah. You ever get pet... Oh, that's disgusting.
Starting point is 01:18:50 What? Do you ever get pedicures? Yes. People have to do this for... Yep, this is what they do for a living. You know those pedicures where they put the little fish in, you put your feet in the fish like attacked it. Yeah, I've never had that.
Starting point is 01:19:02 You should do it with minnows. Yeah, you can start there just get minnows from the tackle shop. Little baby piranhas? Put them in, yeah. All right. All right, you're good, you're done. There he is. I got a rent, hold on.
Starting point is 01:19:12 Yeah, exactly. Come on. It's a good thing I got a mask on. Just so you don't vomit? You can wear in gloves, too. I'm about to vomit. Seriously. What are you?
Starting point is 01:19:19 Come on. Eddie is finishing up. All right. This is the last rinse right here. Yeah, then dry. Good? Yeah, get in there and dry them, man. Make sure they're really dry, though.
Starting point is 01:19:32 All right. All right. Eddie, you're a good sport. Stop touching me with your feet. Yeah, Eddie handled that better than I would have. I mean, you know what? I got to do what I got to do. I really thought I aced this exam.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Well, you didn't do bad, but you did finish last. All right, you're done. Would you like one of my toenails? Nope, thank you. All right, there he is. That's enough. Eddie, nice job, bud. Alanaster always pays his debts.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Right, there it is. All right, let's go over to the phones. Good morning, studio. I've got a tip for Amy to help with her rage. She should go to the batting cages. It is so great to put somebody's face or whatever you're dealing with on that ball and then hit it. Hit it hard. And also to help with her getting on your softball team.
Starting point is 01:20:15 Y'all have a great day. Thanks for all you do. Would you go to the batting cages? That's a win-win. I should. A win for me too because if you go to the batting cages, you get better at softball as well. Yeah. And then I can show you what's up.
Starting point is 01:20:24 Listen, you'll be on the team if you want to be on the team. I'll think about it. Oh, now she's holding out. Okay, all right. We're in a contract dispute with our lowest paid player on the team. Oh, so I would be lowest paid? Oh, maybe just a joke. Like, you're the last person on.
Starting point is 01:20:41 You've offended her now. Amy, whose face are you going to put on the ball? Right now, me. It's not really... My rage is not really a person. It's not related. I really don't know where it comes from. It's more like I just...
Starting point is 01:20:54 It's frustration. and stuff in life at times. Not really a particular thing per se. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.
Starting point is 01:21:19 They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian affordable. nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make everyday Phil Epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space. Available front and second row relaxation seats. Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class exclusive dash camera feature.
Starting point is 01:22:21 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EP. P-A estimate at 619 miles of range on select trims, seating configurations for 7-8 passengers, available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style, including standard 100-watt USBC ports, available Bose 14 speaker audio, and standard passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-3-4-603 for complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company,
Starting point is 01:22:53 you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're SimplySafe. They have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimplySafe's
Starting point is 01:23:41 agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like simply safe. Owning a home comes with a lot of things nobody really prepares you for, including yard care. Sunday is a company trying to make that part easier. They start with a soil test and climate data to build a yard plan tailor to where you live, then ship everything directly to your door. No guesswork, no dragging bags of fertilizer. And instead of harsh chemicals, Sunday uses simple
Starting point is 01:24:23 Nutrient dense ingredients like seaweed, molasses, and iron. Everything hooks up to a hose, which honestly sounds like my speed. If your yard feels more stressful than satisfying, Sunday's approach makes a lot of sense. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. Ramundo, you guys are off tonight to Las Vegas. Yeah! For his bachelor party, which I'm not going.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Eddie's not going. No. We're seeing a huge spikes in COVID right now. Absolutely. It's time to mask up. Yeah. So you're going. How you feel?
Starting point is 01:25:01 Very safe. The group is excited beyond belief. I keep getting text messages. Apparently some of the people in the group don't have jobs. They go, oh, man, you want to meet at a bar before? What? I have like a shift of work and I'm coming straight from there. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:25:13 But yes. Meet today? They wanted to meet at a bar beforehand. Then we all hang out and then go to the airport. No. I mean, I wish I could do that. but it's straight from work to the airport and can't wait. Are you looking forward to it though, like genuinely?
Starting point is 01:25:27 Yes. Yeah, I haven't been to Vegas in four months. I usually go multiple times a year. Did you get hooked up with anything? Massive discounts for hotels. Most guys saved hundreds of dollars. I believe we're going to a gun range and blowing stuff up with a bazooka. Wow.
Starting point is 01:25:43 And that was a little bit of a hookup as well. And then drinks. People said as long as we give them a shout out, that they'll buy us shots and stuff. A shout out where? Like people are like, Instagram. Lunch has got a notepad
Starting point is 01:25:55 and we'll just read off their names and give them shouts. I don't know that we're going to do that. Well, I mean, I don't know. But yeah, people wanted to do it. Oh, I don't know. Here's Lunchbox's last ditch effort and getting some free stuff
Starting point is 01:26:07 for Ray's Bachelor party. Okay, here we go. This is Lunchbox calling a limo. Yeah, well, I called the hotel saying, hey, you didn't give us free room, so at least pick us up in a free limo. We know you got limo, so come get us. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:26:19 Call me concierge. Hey, I'm Jason Gibble, businessman. I'm making business deals trying to get that money. How are you doing today? Good. How are you? Oh, you know, I am great. We are coming in hot for the Bachelor Party of the Century. Sisson Raimundo is finally getting married.
Starting point is 01:26:35 Can you just pick us up in your nice limo from the airport for free and have some white claws on ice? Because that's what Sisson Raimundo loves to drink. So this is all, I mean, this is how you make Raymundo's bachelor party start with a bang. I wish I could help you out, sir. Unfortunately, there is no complimentary transportation. What? Yes. Is it because of COVID?
Starting point is 01:26:59 I don't know. Or because you're not a big baller. That's what I'm probably. Baller. Oh. Like how we both thought the opposite. I don't know that he would have got it, but okay, here is, same woman? Yeah, same woman.
Starting point is 01:27:14 I understand that I'm not one of those whales that, you know, loses $300,000, $400,000 in one night. You would pick them up in a limo, but I got $500,000. social media followers, that's pretty much as good as $500,000 into your casino. No, sir. I mean, can you like pick us up at the airport and a helicopter and drop us off on the top of the casino? Yes, certainly I can do that, absolutely. Oh, that's pretty cool. That's good.
Starting point is 01:27:42 Is that free? No. Oh. I thought she was messing with you. They can pick you up in a helicopter. Dude, that'd be amazing. And drop you off here. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 01:27:52 One more. Okay. So you can't give us. us the limo, you know what I mean? Can we have some white claws in the room to say welcome to Vegas? On ice. Once you get checked into the room, the bell desk could send up the amenity if you wanted
Starting point is 01:28:03 to order something of that nature. But it will be on the house? Yeah, I'm sorry. There's nothing complimentary at this time. Can we keep the notepads and pins in the room for his bachelor party? I believe those are still complimentary. Oh, what about the soap and shampoo? Yes, sir. Yeah! Okay, now
Starting point is 01:28:19 we're talking. Oh, maybe the robe. Can we have the robe? Well, if you want to put it on your credit card, they won't know the difference from us. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why I got to be responsible for all that, you know what I mean? I talk big. I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money, you know what I mean? And they expect big things from me. I can't let them down.
Starting point is 01:28:36 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do that right now. This is a lot of pressure. Thank you for calling. All right, so you got nothing. I got the soap, shampoo, and notepads. Well, it'll be fun anyway. Hey, Scooby, do we figure out the quarantine situation for when they get back?
Starting point is 01:28:51 Yeah, we're going to have a temporary studio for lunchbox over here on the side. And then Ray and I are separated enough, so we'll be okay. Okay, because Lunchbox and Eddie sit about a foot apart. Uh-huh. You're right next to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, how long do I have to be in quarantine? At least a week.
Starting point is 01:29:08 A week, yeah. At least a week. At least a month. A fortnight. You know what a score is? Oh, yeah. Four score. We talked about this.
Starting point is 01:29:19 It's not seven. score, I know. And seven years ago. It's 20 years, right? Yeah, yeah. So, hey, don't forget, on the Bobby Bone Show Instagram, Ray, I'll be making that bet tonight. Yes.
Starting point is 01:29:29 9.30 Central. 1030 Eastern, obviously, 930 Central. 730 Pacific. You're getting there. I gave you $250 as a gift, but you have to gamble it as soon as you land. I know. Red on Roulette.
Starting point is 01:29:41 48% chance of being very happy in Vegas. Yeah. Have we seen our Instagram numbers go up at all, Morgan, from this bet? from people wanting to watch it? Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:52 I want to watch it. I should follow the show, huh? Yeah, he's probably do that. Wait, you don't follow the show? I do. Oh. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.
Starting point is 01:30:07 Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees. no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days,
Starting point is 01:30:35 and with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, simply safe. agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like Simplysafe. Owning a home comes with a lot of things nobody really prepares you for, including yard care. Sunday is a company trying to make that part easier. They start with a soil test and climate data.
Starting point is 01:31:23 to build a yard plant tailor to where you live, then ship everything directly to your door. No guesswork, no dragging bags of fertilizer. And instead of harsh chemicals, Sunday uses simple, nutrient-dense ingredients like seaweed, molasses, and iron. Everything hooks up to a hose, which honestly sounds like my speed. If your yard feels more stressful than satisfying, Sunday's approach makes a lot of sense.
Starting point is 01:31:48 Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. A better help ad. Financial stress affects the majority of Americans, often causing anxiety, sleep disruption, and even depression. It's also one of the leading sources of conflict for couples. When money feels uncertain, it can weigh on your thoughts, your relationships, and your sense of stability,
Starting point is 01:32:14 and that emotional weight can be hard to carry alone. Finding the right type of support can help. Therapy can give you the space to talk through what financial stress brings up for you, and help you build tools to manage uncertainty with more confidence. With BetterHelp, you can connect with a licensed therapist from the comfort of your home on a schedule that works for you. It's flexible, convenient, and designed to make getting started feel simple.
Starting point is 01:32:40 If you've been feeling the impact of financial stress, you don't have to navigate it on your own. See if there's for you. Visit BetterHelp.com for 10% off. That's Better, H-E-L-P, service opens doors and at american military university it can open doors for the whole family if you have a loved one who served in the military you may qualify for reduced tuition am u offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes
Starting point is 01:33:13 you learn more at amu dot apus dot edu slash military open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's amu. APUS.edu.edu slash military. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.