The Bobby Bones Show - Eddie’s Helicopter Parenting & Our Best “Name Drop” Stories!

Episode Date: April 19, 2017

Eddie defends being a "helicopter parent" and everyone shares their best "name drop" story! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. a Bobby Bones show Good morning, good morning, good morning, welcome to Wednesday show. Me, me, me, me, me. All right, good morning, studio. Hey, have you guys this cell phones been getting blown up by these robocalls? Like all the time?

No. What do you mean? Robocops calling you? That's awesome. Not robocop. No, what happens is these numbers call, and it's like, you get a call from like Michigan or Montana, and you're like, and I know, now I just don't answer it.

But it happens all the time. I get like 10 a day. And you listen for a minute and it goes, hello. I'm calling from the, and it's a robot. Wow. And so they had to put out a new story. They were like, hey, this is happening all the time. There are 2.4 billion robocalls every month.

And they're like, here's what you got to do. You got to go put your name on that list that do not call list. But you guys aren't getting them. No, I am. I'm getting them. I get them. Hastings, Minnesota and Bessemer City, North Carolina. It's the weirdest places.

Yeah. I probably get five a day. And so it's like I don't even, I don't answer a call that doesn't have a number on it. If there's not somebody's name on it, I just don't. There are two things I don't do. One is to answer those. And two, I don't promote any contestant on the voice because apparently everybody knows somebody on the voice every season. And if I get one more text message from one person going, hey, my friend's in the voice, can you promote them?

No. Two things. I'm not answering your call with no name. I'm not promoting anybody on the voice. Don't they sometimes want to record you saying certain things like yes or hello or getting I. You make, you tell some of the crazy stuff. Oh, you hear those emails.

I think that they are doing that. So what I do, because sometimes I'm like, I feel like I need to answer. What if it is something important? So I go, yo. I don't feel like they can capture yo and do anything with it. And then I wait. And if nobody talks until a robo person started talking and then I'm like, click. I wonder just who falls for that, though, because it's a recorded voice.

It's like, hello. And they go, it's a pretty good recorder. But again, they go, hello, it's Becky here. How are you today? The whole thing's weird. I don't know. Lonely people? The elderly? Yeah, that's what they go after.

Yeah. They call the elderly and they fall for it because they think, oh, it's just some nice lady calling. Then they're like, I'm calling from the Rebate Foundation, and I'm like, you are. Sometimes I've messed with it, though, before. Which probably they call me back because I played with it and I talked back to them. Oh. So I probably get, my number got past around.

Basically, I written the bathroom wall of robocalls. Now everybody calls me. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Do you have a fibbit? I don't. I want one, though. You do want one?

I've been researching them. I've even been talking to Lindsay, your girlfriend, about him. I bought her one. She loved it. More than I think she thought she would. But every conversation is about how many steps she took. But. Awesome.

Lisa's not annoying, right? It's really a great thing. I can tell. Patricia Lodder bought a Fitbit to count her steps and to help her lose weight. She's 73 years old. A few months ago, she wasn't feeling well. She had a sinus infection and she thought it turned in pneumonia. So she goes to the doctor.

She cleared to go home. But the Fitbit has this heart rate monitor on it because you're wearing it wherever you're wearing it. And every day our heart rate would go up and up and up. She started to have a shortness of breath. So she calls an ambulance and they're like, whoa, you have two embolisms. And she was like, it wasn't for the Fitbit, telling him a heart it was going up every single day. I wouldn't have noticed it And I would have just collapsed and that was it

She didn't want to piece out Well that settles that I was considering should I get the Fitbit With the heart rate monitor or not I guess I'm going to get the one With the heart rate monitor I have the one with DirecTV belt in That's cool

I don't but I just can't wear a watch I had an iPhone Or I watch gifted to me Yeah And it's an awesome gift And like a TV network It sent it to me The show ended up

You know we ended up not doing it But at the time we were going to do it, they were like, here's an awesome gift. We're going to do this great show. And I was like, wow, and I wore it for like two days. And I was like, I'm just not a watch guy. So I gave it to Mike D. Mike D wears it, talks to his family on it, like, plays games, does the show, he can answer the phones to the radio show on the watch. Really?

That's what those things can do. Wow, that's impressive. You gave it to Mike D. Yeah, I did give it to Mike. I did, yeah. Wait, did you want it? I mean, I'll warn it. Cool.

All right, there you go. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. It's producer Raymond in Pennsylvania. McDonald's employees recognized the Facebook fugitive, had a drive-through and attempted to stall him as they contacted police. Cops did catch the man and the man died during the chase. In Houston, Texas, George H.W. Bush has been hospitalized.

Doctors say the 92-year-old former president is doing well. And finally, a giant asteroid is going to pass by Earth today. Luckily, NASA says there's no chance that it's going to hit us. So there you go. Crazy yesterday because soon as we got off the air, we go home and they got the Facebook killer. Wow. Yeah. He was McDonald's just ordering food. And we had predicted and hoped that he probably off himself and not someone else because he was nuts.

I thought maybe he had already done it because they couldn't find him. And as soon as they did, he did. Look, I'm just glad he didn't shoot anybody else. Like, really, that was the concern that he was that nuts. He was going to pop somebody else. So they got to, he was ordering food. McDonald's. Yeah.

Eminope you shaved his beard? What? I don't know anything about that. I don't know. That beard was, like that's the first thing probably to go, right? If you're out on the news. I mean, big guy with beard. Yeah.

Shaved the beard, put a big wig on it. Something like that. Like, sometimes people get caught. I'm like, how did you not go to like the party pig store and get some things to change your appearance a little bit and just wear it around for a bit? So I was happy that they caught him and he's gone. And that happened right. I got home yesterday, and the news was breaking. Like, they were throwing to the court.

Because they found them in Pennsylvania. Yeah, Erie, Pennsylvania. Now time for your Wednesday positivity. And I'm your host, Bobby Bones. Let's go with Tell Me Something Good. Amy, kick it off. Well, this is super cool. A medal was returned to a family of a fallen soldier

by a charity organization that helps get medals back to people if they've been lost. So here's the deal. This guy died in the Korean War 66 years ago, got the Purple Heart after he died, but it was sent to his wife. Well, his family never knew he got married. What? Well, then that lady, she recently died, and her family is like, whoa, there's a purple heart here. So they turned it over to this organization, and they got it back to the man's family. That's a good story. That's also cool they have an organization that does that. I've never heard of that before. Yeah, it's called Purple Hearts Reunited. I like that. Yeah. Like Fox. Well, Peggy, Utah. She's 48 years old. She weighed over 200 pounds. She's at the swimming pool about 10 months ago when a little kid goes, hey, mom, look, it's a hippopotamus. And so she heard it. She felt devastated. So she got on a diet, started exercising, lost 90 pounds. And now she's looking hot, hot, hot, hot. What's wrong with you? Check her out.

Hot, hot, hot. Look at her. She looks good. She does look good. No longer a hippopotamus. She was never a hippopotamus. Well, I'm saying the kid called her. that. Secondly, did you know that treadmills were at one point torture devices for prisoners? Fun fact. Yeah, how about that? That's telling me something good. Now they're torture devices for us. We electively do it. Oh, my goodness. Family friends helped restore a classic car for the local man. He had a 1967 Malibu, and he bought it to be remodeled, but then he got cancer, and so all of his money went towards cancer treatment. And for like 11 years, he was fighting cancer running off. Couldn't restore the car. That's a lot. So

the family told like the neighborhood, neighborhood gathered money, bought the parts and put the car and restored the whole car for him. That's awesome. His name is Jack Nichols. The first time I was Jack, sorry about Jack Nicholas, the golfer, and I was like, he got plenty of money, but it's not him. So, Jack Nichols. There's Jack Nichol's. Not Jack Nicholson.

There's Jack Nicholson, and there's Jack Nicholas. Which is this dude. No, no. See? That's the problem. No, Jack Niggis is the golfer. Oh. Dang. Jack Nichols is that guy. Jack Nicholson is the And there's Joe Nichols. Got it.

And there's Joe Nichols, the country, Sunny and 75. I'm talking about Amy. Yesterday afternoon, I get a FaceTime request. This is after my workout, like, four or something. Is she? And it's like, and I didn't see it. And she texted me, hey, just tried to FaceTime you. I didn't answer, because I didn't see it.

So then, bhrastroo, she comes through again. Huh. I did? Yeah. And so I'm like, okay, I get it. I was on the other line. Oh. And so she FaceTime me

Then she texted me Then she FaceTime me I thought I was something urgent Crazy right And then I'd call her I don't even know what we talked about Persistence is key And so we get on

And I can't get off The FaceTime with her Oh That's not true You set a time limit And I obey it No Amy just

This thing about Amy We can talk for a lot I'm not I'm just not a big talker Right I'll have to show I got nothing to say Amy and I talk off the air bit

And she's like Oh let's talk about this Let's talk about this. It turns into like family catch up time. I'm like, Amy, three minutes. It's like a segment on the show. We did. We have three.

And then I felt it and I was like, okay, I think my time's up. Goodbye. And it's not that I had anything super important to do. I was riding last night, but it's just Amy talks. Yeah. And I don't think she doesn't have a gas tank. No, I was filling out my calendar. I did have a legit question.

I had an event in Austin in November and I was asking if it was cool if I could go. And what do I was? say about stuff. He was like, is it important to you? And I said, yeah. And then she started going off on why, like, nine reasons. I was like, Amy, all I wanted to know is important to you. Well, I just like to share why. But she was like trying to convince me after I've already been, I don't need to be convinced. If there's something important to you, go do it. And it's always the rule. If there's something family, go do it. He's like, is it important. Is it important? I'm like, no, no, you're good. You're convinced me of nothing. Like, the rule on this

show is if it's important to your personal life or it's a family thing, go do it. That rules above the show at all times. It's my first time getting to speak on adoption. I got invited to be with a group of people to speak on it. And then she was like, but there can be at least 20 people here. So why is it important to you? Because I'm adopting, but then Bobby goes, well, you know if your kids don't come, you're probably have to cancel.

I was like, what if they're not here by November? Then she could talk about how hard it's been. I can talk about how it's now five years. Won't, won't, well, no, they'll be here by then. Whatever. I hope they're here. I'll take them with me. Yeah, when she called and she's in like her workout close to or whatever

And she's like, hey, I was like, what do you, what do you know she got? Oh, I've been hanging out in my son's room. Oh, I was like, oh, man. I know. Thanks. And so I was like that. I was organizing some of his new books and clothes and stuff. Yeah?

Yeah. It felt sad a lot of that. What? I'm ready for them to get here. I was taking measurements for his bunk beds too. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to have bunk beds. Is that cool?

Yeah. I don't know. He's a little. He's six, but he's a little. He's six, but he looks four. Robert Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

So on Thomas Rett's next album, he's going to feature a duet with Selena Gomez. Yes. Yeah, there's no details on the song's title or the release date of the album, but we do know that. And I saw that he's partnering or doing a publishing deal with Jay Z or something. Him, his dad. Okay, yeah. And Jay Z. From what I know are starting a publishing company.

You know, what that means is they go and pay songwriters, like salaries, and songwriters write under them. Hopefully they write enough good songs to make enough money back. It's like a business. Yeah. You hire songwriters and hope they write enough hit songs that you make much money. Wow. Sounds like an awesome deal.

I mean, Jay Z's, how in the world do they get with Jay Z? That group has tried to buy a record label in Nashville before. Oh. Like Rock Nation. Okay. It's just a lucrative place country music is. So it's not about country versus hip-hop. It's about Jay Z's a businessman.

Yeah. And, well, Thomas is... He's not a business man. He's also a business man. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Thomas and his dad, good writer, so not a bad choice. So Justin Timberlake changed the law. You can now take a selfie in the voting booth, at least in the state of Tennessee. And maybe that'll spread across the country.

I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Lobby Bowie show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Phoenix, Arizona. David Harlow is now behind bars that they're going on long. meeting a woman on a dating site, showing up for the first date, having a good time,

she goes to the bathroom, leaves her purse at the table, he grabs a purse, and bails out of the date. Oh, boy. Now, I wonder, I saw the story in the news. I wonder if he, the whole time, had in mind to steal her purse, or if an opportunity was just there

and he was like, I'm not feeling it anyway Anna can get a free purse out of this? Well, either way, he used his real name on a dating site. No. I think he went in thinking... Oh, that's... Yeah, I think he probably... went in thinking it was a real date.

And then it was like, I'm not feeling it. And there's a free purse. Also, what girl leaves her purse behind to go to the bathroom around somebody that they don't know really? But it's a date. You figure you can trust the guy you're on a date with? I probably would. But I typically take my purse to bathroom anyway. Heck, my wife takes her purse when we're out. Yeah, but it's you.

I'm lunchboxed. That's your bonehead story of the day. See Aaron Hernandez hung himself in jail? Well, yeah. But he's that football. player, right? So he's a convicted murderer who used to play tied in for the Patriots. But he's also in gangs? He was. I mean, yeah. Allegedly. But is it allegedly? He was convicted.

I mean, being in the gang, I mean, there was tattoos and he was associated with them, but I don't know if they ever said he was for sure in one. He was serving a life without parole for murdering Odin Lloyd. But he, anyway, it's a big sports story, big Boston story. I mean, he just was found not guilty of other murder charges, everyone was shocked

by. But yeah, anyway, that's news. So why, if you're going to do that? Why waste all your money on the defense team of this last trial? Why not just do it before the trial and so your family has a little bit of money? Because they said he's almost broke now. I don't know. I don't know what his breaking point. Maybe the breaking point was he's almost broke now and he can't go through. I don't know. I don't think there's anything rational when you're making a decision like that. I don't think anything rational when you're a murderer. That's true. Like, so that happened just when I probably saw it 15 minutes ago, right?

Yeah. So there's that. Let's do something on the lighter. Yeah. How about, so before the show happens, Amy and I go into a studio when we record commercials all day. You know when you guys are going to goofing around? Yeah. Amy and I are in the other room working. And so we have this drink called these Izzy Fusion drinks that are good and Morgan drinks all the time. And I like them too, but I'm trying to do this commercial for them, right?

I want to play you us doing the commercial because it's really hard to say. This is us before the show. PepsiCo's new beverage Izzy Fusions has a flavor. A flavorful blend of bubbles and natural fruit flavor. See if you can do that without stuttering. PepsiCo's new beverage, Izzy Fusions, has a flavorful blend of bubbles and natural flu flavor. Stop, stop. I want to do it.

PepsiCo's new beverage, Izzy Fusions, has a flavorful blend of bubbles and natural fruit flavor with no artificial sweeteners. Izzy Fusions. Go, one more time. Okay. PepsiCo's new beverage, Izzy Fusions, has a flavorful blend. blend of bubbles and natural fruit flavor. Bam! No, you've met him out the first part.

PepsiCo's new beverage. I mean, that sounds like you guys are having fun in there. It seems like you guys are goofing off in there. Oh, because it takes us 15 minutes to do one line. I don't know how we ever got a radio show. What can't even read commercials? You want to try to read the lunchbox? Yeah.

All we did was try to grab and read. Oh, I just grab and read. By the way, this is not a commercial. This was a struggle. Yeah, there's just us struggling. All right, here we go. PepsiCo's new beverage, Izzy Fusions, has a flavorful blend of bubbles and natural.

natural flute flavor. See? Wow. It's a lot of Fs, right? It's a lot of Fs. See, people think our job's not hard. And they're right. They're just right.

Well, you try to say fruit flavors. Fruit flavors. Yep, there you go. Man, good for you. We have a bit we want to try. Where we want to sell lunchbox into another room. And that's just a bit. He's hanging in for a while.

The whole show. I'm taking a nap. Not a lot. Because lunchbox sits up here and talking to what songs are about off the air. Yeah. Everyone interprets things. differently. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But he sits up here and talks about it about. Okay. Yeah. And he likes to break it down. He's always way, way, way interesting. I don't even going to say wrong. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. No one's wrong.

Right. That's interpretation. Except lunchbox. I want to stick lunchbox in a room in a bit and just have them list. Bill, pick a song, have him look to and come back and tell us what the song's about. Okay. Okay. That's a great bit.

Let's go over to lunchbox with the toteboard. How long was your nap yesterday, lunchbox? Yesterday was two hours, 40 minutes. Wow. That's so... Known to me as bedtime. Yeah. Wow.

It's pretty good. How about that? And I was worn out. From? I went to the comedy show the night before, Adam Sandler, so I was just, I was really tired, and I laughed a lot, and that takes a lot of energy. Lunchbox told us on the show yesterday, he's getting close to $10,000 back on his tax return. Yeah. And he started listing all the stuff he's riding off, his soccer cleats, his rec volleyball league, his gas, his lottery tickets.

And we're like, hey dude, good luck. So that happens. He goes home and your wife says she has a place for this money already. Yes, she has decided what she wants to do with that money. And it's after going to Amy's adoption shower, she wants to hire someone to build her a closet like Amy's. Because that's all she's talked about since the adoption showers, how nice your house is. And she was like, and the closet, it is the coolest closet. I mean, it would be so awesome to have a closet like that.

And I think that would be great to put the money. towards a closet. I don't know if that's the best thing to spend your tax return on. I don't know where y'all are with other things, but if you've got the extra money, I mean, happy wife, happy life. I'm just confused. I thought it was her. Whose money is it?

I thought you all had separate accounts. We do, but we filed together because she's not very good at taxes. And you are. Yeah, I'm very good at taxes. How do you feel about her saying she wants to spend it on a closet? Yeah. I think that's kind of a waste of money. I think there's better things we can do with it.

so we'll discuss it, but I want her to, you know, dream about that closet, but I don't know. You should do the closet for her. You should surprise her. You're handy, aren't you? I don't know if I'm building in a whole closet. And your closet is spectacular, according to my girlfriend. It's like crazy. Okay, I'm not even.

A 12-year-old in Virginia has a fractured wrist, but she saved the day after punching a carjacker who tried to steal her mom's van and her little sister was inside. Oh, whoa. So cool. Right? So awesome. So all of a sudden, trying to get in a show, boom. Nails...

Take that. It was... It was protection mode. Yeah. For herself and her sister. But yeah, again, she fractured her wrist, but she's all good. And I bet the carjackers are like, what is happening? I bet those carjackers, they don't want to take those cars with kids, though.

No way. No, no, no. It's like another level. They don't want to get there. Yep. There's a difference in, like, grand theft and then, like, kidnapping. Oh, yeah. And that's why a lot of times when it happens, they just get out and start ready.

Just like, whoa, I'm out, and they just take off running. I watched Walking Dead last night. My sleep schedule is off because I slept all day yesterday because I was up all night before my dog I watched the final episode of the season Have you guys caught up? No, not caught up I didn't think the season was particularly good

But and I love the show In comparison I think it was one of the better seasons But the finale's great Okay, that's exciting Yeah, so if you're a walking dead fan And I have something to look forward to you. You do, and I don't run shows But it really is good

I was talking about that 12 year old girl earlier Who stopped the carjacker And her sister was in the car Brandy says while she got out of her van to report the accident, one of the drivers Paul Salzman attempted to get into her vehicle. That's when Maddie jumped into action. I put the car and drive because that's a safety feature on the van as I put it and drive and held it there and just started punching him

and screaming as loud as I could. Maddie was able to fight off the man until he gave up. Maddie was injured from the altercation but says she did what she had to to protect Molly. How about that right there? That's crazy, huh? She's like 12 talking about safety features on the van. Yeah.

Blake in Georgia, good morning. What's up, buddy? How you doing, man? I'm good. How are you doing? I'm doing real good. I'm a little nervous about the job, though, but... Yeah?

Well, you got a job interview today? Yes, sir. Oh, we got to get him the song. You got to get him the song? Yeah. All right, we have a song. Did we play when you have a job interview? Why are you nervous, Blake?

Let's talk about it for a second. It's just it's with the state, man. and I'm looking for benefits and insurance for my wife and kids, and I'm just, I'm really nervous about the whole job and everything. Let me give you the key to a job interview. You ask questions. All right. If you go into this thing and you ask a lot of questions,

it means you're really into it. You've been thinking about it. You've put a lot of effort into thinking about it. You go on with the question. They're like, hey, I like to ask you a question about this. And they'll be like, wow, this guy's really pleasant to find this job. Now, does it mean you'll get it? Absolutely.

Nope. but there are no absolutes. You want to edge? Going with the questions. Don't let them have you on your heels. All right. Good luck with that, too. The hiring freeze has been lifted.

Is that why the state jobs open? Yes, there's actually a little, there's temporary jobs up there. And if I get the job, I've got a couple months, and then they'll hopefully sign my papers and get me full time. I hope it works out. Remember, go in, smile, ask questions.

Don't get up back on your hills. You go on, you leave the job. way. All right, man. I appreciate it. All right, buddy. See you later. Have a good morning.

Let us know how it goes, all right. There he is. Blake in Georgia. I talk about Blake. You can do it, buddy. Hit it, bones. Rumpers.

Whatever. I know I was talking to him. I didn't know what verse it was. Again, you guys would call us if you want. How about this? Parents are not good at giving their kids medicine. I'll talk to you first, Eddie.

Yes. It's about the dosage of medicine. Oh, not how frequent you give them the medicine? Or even the right medicine. Okay. It's about parents just like, here, take this much. It's make you better.

Well, okay, go read what it says. When parents were asked to measure out the proper dose of medicine, almost 90% of them make mistakes. Huh. Almost all of them, too, almost accidental overdose. Really? Yeah, like 70%. I'm confused because it's not that hard. I mean, it just says, like, you know, whatever milliliters and you fill it up and you give it.

But when something's not that hard, you don't put a lot of effort into it. Right. And that's the problem. People will go, you need this much medicine. They just pour into a spoon. And the deal was if it was a teaspoon, my granologist should grab a small spoon. If it was a tablespoon, she'd got a big spoon. Ah.

Back in our day, we didn't measure. Yeah, see, what I do now when I get medicine, I ask for the syringe that measures. Not with a needle. It's just a little. No, I know. Wow. I ask him for the syringe, and I measure it perfectly. The problem with my three-year-old is that he spits half of it out, so I have to kind of

re-measure. So do you double up because you know what's coming? I do. Double it up. Up. What? Double up. what song is that? Oh baby got back

That's it Double up uh uh uh yeah yeah we should just randomly make baby got back references to their show and never address it and just like our listeners that listen all the time know it and everybody else has no idea what we're doing you know that would be kind of annoyed I don't know

I'm gonna try first just randomly maybe two shows I'll just make references to it you know so for that we're gonna leave it right there I'm gonna pull up the lyrics so I know when you're right no you're good just you have to know in your heart no no that way I can know when they nail it Like, oh, got it.

And then just knowing you're like, watch Bobby. He'll do it. Like, baby got back. Bobby Bones. One of my favorite things that happens behind the scenes of the show, when Amy asked me, do I care of? Yeah. We were just about to go on the ears.

He goes, do you care of? And then this jingle started back up. So I just didn't even think it. Let's just bring it on the year. What do I care? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Because what will happen is she'll have all these stories ready for the 30-second skinny.

It always goes like 100 seconds, right? Yeah. It's never 30 seconds. We should just change that. No, it's funny because our listeners running on the joke. Okay. So the whole reason we call it 30 is we were trying to get Amy to like. Stop talking so much.

Yeah, she could just go on and on, but it doesn't help. So do I care? Run through some stories and we'll see if I care. Okay. Well, do you care? Like for a skinny. Well, I know, not that you don't care, but like I was looking how ABC apparently lighten the color of the skin of the new bachelorette.

Boy, apparently, I don't believe the story, though. I saw that because she's the first black bachelorette. Yes. Or black bachelor, for that matter. Yes. Period. Yeah. So they're saying

they lighten her skin? Like you're saying this. And what's their basis? Well, a Photoshop expert. Oh, so they're just They're comparing images. They're saying they did it online. Yeah.

They're not saying she did a treatment. For the whole show. Yeah, they're saying for promotional. I thought it was like a treatment. I was like there's no way. Promotional purposes, like all of the stuff they're using with her image, they are lightening her skin. No.

You know what? I don't know. I don't like I don't care. But I don't know about that. Because they, and not this would be right or wrong, but they enhance everybody. My friend, Andy Roddy, a tennis player, they chopped his head and put it on the body of a bigger human. Really? A muscle guy and put it on the front of a magazine one.

Oh, yeah, on like men's health or something. It wasn't even his body. That's terrible. And I know this is a race thing, but I'm just saying, like, they do, and they manipulate everything all the time. Right. I don't know. I wouldn't even argue either way that they would or wouldn't do that. I mean, I guess they probably.

So did you care about it? No, not really. Not really. But I thought whenever you care, she meant like, they made her, like, do it to her body. Yeah, I thought you met that for the whole season. Yeah. No, they're just the promo shots are edited like that. Oh.

Yeah, I don't care. What else? Well, Adam Sandler, he's like the most watched person or half a billion people, sorry, have watched Adam Sandler. I saw that his movies. I've never even watched it Adam Sandler movie on. What? Here's the thing. They say these are the most watch things on Netflix.

I don't believe it. I don't know one person that's watched these movies. Now, I know lots of people. Oh, this is his... And I know all the people. I know all the people. You know all the people? None of them have seen any of these Netflix movies that he's done.

None of them have seen two of them. These are his new movies that he's put out. Yeah. On Netflix. Because he signed a deal with Netflix. It's their job and their agenda to promote these things. And they have all the internal facts. So they can say whatever they want.

We can't prove otherwise. They're like, guess what's the most watch? All these Adam Sandler movies. So people will be like, they're the most watch. Well, let me go check them out then. If they're so good. For example, did you know the most listened to radio show in the history of the world is this show ever in the history of the world? Are you serious?

Yeah. I see what you're doing. Yeah, tell your friends. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. So I don't believe it. But I did see that story.

Do you know the most of you'd comedy special ever? I did see it was the Dave Chappelle ones. Yes, it is. They're funny. One was in L.A., one's in Austin. And so I watched them. Even though I try not to watch things with bad words in it because I'm like a kid because I don't, I don't have problems with bad words. but I don't say bad words

I don't even say the word bad words I don't curse and it's not for any reason other than if I'm writing comedy or doing the show like we don't curse I don't curse and so I try to stay away from it but I had to watch the Chappelle stuff because he's been gone for 10 years

and I'm such a fan of comedy but I didn't walk away saying bad words so Eddie let your kids watch it it's cool okay cool I was totally good with it I didn't come away I wasn't repeating anything he said but yeah that was they were really funny I'm surprised again I don't know if that's true or not But there's good.

You want to take a quick run it? I'm never going to get it? Oh, yeah. All right. I don't think you'll get this question. If you're listening, the number is 877-Bobby. 70% of married men say their wife can't get near this. I think this one, I mean, this is a lot of the percentage.

So I think this is the common thing. Can't get near this. Yeah, 70% of men say they never let their wife near this. Oh, got it. Okay. Lunchbox, you can be the spoiler. All right, I'm in for the way. 70% of men say they never let the wife get near this.

Go ahead. Easy. Lawnmower. The lawnmower. No. The direction you're going, eh. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah.

I'm going to get it. I know I'm kind of close. Never going to get it. 70% of married men say they'll never let their wife near this. Never going to get it. Brooke and Chesterfield, Virginia. Hi, Brooke. Hey, how are you?

I'm really good. I don't. think you're going to get it. I give you a shot. What you think it is? I don't think I'm going to get it either because I changed my mind, but I told them that I think it was a beat, their car. Their car. Anybody have car? No. No car. It is not the car. Thank you. Did you have that, Amy? Nope, but I have an answer. I'm glad you do. Because that's the game. There you go. Sherry in Red Oak, Oklahoma. Hi, Sherry. Hi. How are you? I'm good. Thank you for calling. Never going to get it. What do you think it is? I would say changing the oil.

or any kind of mechanic works for a vehicle. So, kind of like the last one, but no. That's not right. Amy. The grill. Anybody else have the grill? The grill. Lunchbox has the grill. Yeah.

There's also a caller who has the grill. Amy and Chesapeake, or as we like to say, Chesapeake. Hi, Amy. Hey there. So you say it the grill as well. Yes, definitely. Does your husband have an issue with you being near the grill?

Not really, but he just thinks he does everything better on the grill, so. Do you agree with him? Um, no. Could you out grill him if you needed to? Yes, I think I could. Yeah, me too. The answer is the barbecue girl. That is correct.

So there you go. We got two of you write and a caller at the same time. Amy, I'm going to give you a copy of the tale of the struggle of a young man growing from child to radio human. Bear bones, the book about Bobby Bones. Radio human. Radio star. I'll sign it and send it to you. You can also get it on Amazon and read it to your kids every night before they go to bed.

The inspirational journey, Bear Bones by Bobby Bones. All right, thank you. Not bad. What? To be read that before you go to bed? Most of it. You have nightmares. It's like twilight.

Yeah. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill will be on the cover of Architectural Digest this summer. And inside they're going to show off their 17. 18 acre home. Wow.

We get to their house, huh? Yeah, they're home on a private island in the Bahamas. Oh. They have 17 acres in the Bahamas, too? They basically have an island. Wow. It's probably a private island. Wait, he's making good money?

And she does, yeah, I guess. They're pretty successful. Full me. And I guess there's going to be some secrets inside about them and, you know, listen, I don't think architectural digest, whatever's breaking any big Tim McGraw's secrets. But it is cool to see inside people's house. That's all that was always. Like whenever someone posts something on Instagram, we always look in the background and like zoom in on people's house and see what they have going.

Oh, okay. Richard Simmons was hospitalized for severe indigestion and discomfort while eating, but he is expected to make a full recovery. He's 68 years old. Richard Simmons or Russell Simmons? Richard. I thought Russ. I saw the story and I thought it was Russell Simmons. No, the Jazzercise.

The one that's been missing? Yes. That's why I didn't think of Richard Simmons because he's been missing. They do a whole show about work. Richard Simmons. No. I thought Russell Simmons had an ingestion. Deaf comedy, too?

Like, yeah, he runs, yeah, it's him. Wow. Huh. There you go. Well, I hope it's Richard Simmons is what I got here. You're probably right. Okay. I just saw it at the headline.

I was like, well, that's quite the big story about someone, like, eating too much spaghetti. That's what I thought. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This show. Come! Our video producer, Eddie, has got two kids, a nine-year-old, and a three-year-year-old. He's always said he's never letting his kids get a computer.

He's never letting him get on Facebook. He's just, that's a helicopter parent. Call me whatever you want. And so I was surprised to know that you let your parents get them an iPad. My parents came up to me and asked me, we got them an iPad. Is it okay if we give it to them? First thought was? Because they know that I'm a helicopter parent, whatever, to use that term.

So I said, you know what? Let me take a look at it. and let me see if I can put this thing on lockdown. So I got the iPad, and sure enough, dude, I put it on lockdown. First thing I did was took off Twitter, took off Facebook, took off all those apps that they're never going to need until they're 18. And I went in the restrictions parental area, and I disabled everything. So basically, if they try to do anything, it lets me know on my phone that they're trying to purchase something,

even though they really can't. So what do they do? Just like look at it? To the big piece of glass? Yeah. No, no, no. So I get the apps that I will, I guess, let them have, and they can use that. And then when they want another one, I'll have to go in and look at it for them.

Like, I'll do that. I'll look at the apps for them and see if it's okay. I have no problem with this. Yeah. Yeah. But when you go until they're 18, they're not getting Facebook. It's true. You're just being naive.

Dude, it's so cool, though. Even if they try to get Facebook, like right now, it's like, uh-uh, my phone's like, all right, they're trying to get Facebook. You get a notification? Yep. So if you're nine-year-old comes home, it's like, hey, all my friends are. talking about Facebook. Yeah. And does he? He says that some, the thing that he wants now is just to put his

picture up on Facebook. No. That's what he said. He's like, come on, put me up on Facebook, please. And I'm like, no, you're not. What all my friends do? I'm like, I don't care. Wow. That's it. But then the other day, he said, hey, dad, I got to tell you something. At school, they took

a picture of us and it's on Facebook. So I was like, it's okay. It's cool. Put it up. I don't know, whatever. That's their deal. It's all right. It's fine. Okay, that's a good attitude You can't hide it forever But he came up and told me Which is that's the kind of relationship I want with him

I want him to be open with me That's it And then we can talk about it And even if he thinks that Okay, if I talk to dad about it He'll let me get Facebook before 18 It's not going to happen Does he like tell his friends?

Does he like tell his friends I can't have that till I'm 18? I don't know Okay Don't know yet It's treasure the moments I do Every moment

Eddie was talking about being a dad and how he won't let his kids have Facebook until they're 18 years old. I thought the iPad's where it was just cool. Like they get an iPad, you monitor it. Yeah. That all makes sense. Sure. It's just when you say things like they're not getting Facebook until they're a legal adult.

I mean it. So I know you mean it. I know. Stephanie and Austin. Hey guys. Hi, Stephanie. You have a 12-year-old? I do.

I have a 12-year-old boy. What are you thinking about this, Facebook, Snapchat? Like, what's the age? Oh, I'm totally with Eddie. I mean, as long as you're a kid. I can keep him from having it. All I hear are horror stories about our friends and the trouble that their kids are getting in and all the things that go back and forth. So, I mean, if I can keep them until 18, Eddie, I'm with you.

I'm not sure it's going to be possible. But he begs me all the time to have it. And I don't. But you've got to be careful to you've got to check the phone when he's sleeping to be sure that they're not sneaking it in. So I guess my question is this. We have two parents here. Stephanie on the phone, Eddie in the studio. Yeah.

Again, I've been parenting from zero years, okay? So I have a lot of knowledge about this. Is that would you rather them be open with you that they have it or lie to you and hide it? Because it's going to happen. Either they're going to lie to you and hide it or be open to you to have it because they're going to have it. Stephanie, I'm going to go to you first. I would want them to be open with me. And I think once he should, I don't know, he's still 12 and he's not responsible.

And I don't trust him to know the right. things to post and things like that. Bill, the same way about lunchbox, it just is inside. No, but go ahead. And maybe that's why, because in the back of my mind, lunchbox is there. But, um, yeah. No, I just, I would rather him be open. And I think maybe eventually when, um, I don't know, maybe eventually, but not right now.

I just because of the trouble I hear his friends getting in and he's hanging around them, you know, and. That's why he's going to get it. That's how he's going to get it. I know. going to use theirs. Eddie, go ahead. I'd like for you to speak. Yeah, you want to remain that open, you know, relationship with them, but you've got to understand that they're going to lie to you. They're kids. I lied to my parents all the time. You just have to be smarter than them.

It doesn't matter. My parents, for the most part, let me do whatever I want, but I lied anyway. I never lied. Never. Never. But your parents really didn't. They let you, I mean, you I had free reign to do whatever I wanted. Exactly. But I never lied. Yeah. Now, I don't know. I really want to work on this open relationship with me and my kids. but I want them to know true, too, that they're not going to get Facebook to their 18. Heather and Virginia Beach, thank you for calling. Hi, how are you guys this morning?

I'm good. I just think, listen, again, as a parent of none, I just feel like Eddie's out of touch with parenting these days. Do you feel me? Yeah. I am a parent of two 14-year-olds. I have a boy and girl. And it's funny because I'm listening to Eddie

and I'm thinking back to when I said all the same stuff that Eddie said. And unfortunately, we're in an era where it's just not, that's not feasible anymore. And I would say about 80% of my kids in school since they've been in middle school has all, all of their homework is online. All of their projects are online. They have to use, my daughter just had a project having to use Instagram. Yeah, do you hear them? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's just take the F on that one. Oh, wow. Oh, wow, wow, wow. So. There's a wristband that now tells you when to drink water, and it's going to be available in August.

It's called the LVL fitness van. It measures your bloodstream. And it has infrared light. It vibrates when it's time to drink water. So we're always struggling with a guy drinking enough water. And I can't take it. My girlfriend and my doctor are both like, drink more water, drink more water, drink more water.

Like I did a physical, got the test back, healthy as a horse. Yeah. But it's like you're little dehydrated. Like drink more water. I do and have to pee all the time. Right. And I just rather be dehydrated than have to wake up in the middle of night and pee. So.

I know. There's a wrist band that you can pre-order online now. It's called the LVL fitness band. It's not a commercial. I'm not buying it. I'm watered out, man. I want it. I need it.

I need reminders. How do you need a reminder to drink water? Just because I want to feel. feel hydrated and I'm not very good at it but I'm trying right now. Either that or just Bobby kick me when I needed time to drink. Remember when Eddie was bringing in that and everybody has a friend that's done this?

Yes. They bring in the jug of water because they're going to switch their life up and start drinking this whole jug. We all have friends have done this. We've probably done this at some point. It's like they don't just bring in the bottle. It's like they bring in the big gallon, like the kind you have to throw over your shoulder and like, I've got to drink this in the next

four hours. It's like the kind of water guy brings in at a time. And so Eddie would be like, I'd drink it. And then he'd be like, look how good I'm doing. And Secretly Lunchbox is drinking all his water. Or Ray was. And he would leave it here overnight and be like, man, I drink it all. No, it's sad there all night, dude.

I tried it for a good two weeks. And then I gave up. Why did you give up? Because it's hard to drink that much water. It really is. Especially when you're drinking other stuff like coffee throughout the day. Which is dehydrating, so you need more water. Coffee's dehydrating?

Yeah. My Starbucks guy was so nice this morning. I think there's a new one. Yeah? And I was like, I pulled up to the thing. at Starbucks. I was like, I don't know. They open at 4.30. How was he in a good mood at 4.30 in the morning?

I'm telling you, because I'm not. And I wake up, be like, welcome Starfogs. Hey, what can I get for you? And so I can take your order? It's like, hey, what can I get for you? And I'm like, well, all right. I'll take a dirty child latte, a tall with two shots of espresso, almond milk, please. I'd rather get to anything else I can get for you.

Well, I'll take a hardy oatmeal with the blueberries. All right, come on up. That'll be seven days and seven seats front. And there, I mean, there's nobody there. Wow. And he's so. and he's smiling when he comes to the window. And so if it's like somewhere around 8, 50 or above,

and I give him a 10, I'll say keep it. Oh. But I just think there's, because I'm the only person that rolls through that early. So whomever it is, we develop a relationship. It's like if you go to the restaurant and pick up food at the same time every day, or you end up knowing that person, kind of. So I want them to know I'm coming through. So, you know, maybe they're quicker,

or maybe they put a little extra little syrup in there. I don't know. Some extra. Blueberries. But it's always awkward if it's like less than eight. Because I don't want to give like four bucks. Because then am I patronizing them? Right.

I don't want to be offended by it. Well, yeah, and then they may start to expect it. That's the problem. Yeah. That to me is not a problem. Oh. Okay. But do you even tip your Starbucks?

Are you supposed to tip up? No. No. No. Do you tip your McDonald's person? Okay. No. And why would you tip Starbucks?

They're doing the same thing. It just depends if I've got change and there's one of those little change things. But there's not a change thing in the drive. It's like a bartender though. They're baristas. They make drinks. That's a valid argument. Thank you.

Which is different than a McDonald's. Now they make your burger. They make your Coke. Do you tip your bartender? Yeah. Okay. There you go. They're providing an awesome service.

Okay. Okay. Like a barista. I would argue more than. I want to say this is that we have so many calls about parents and helicopter parents and Eddie's kids getting an iPad and him locking every single app and Eddie's saying his kids will not get on Facebook until they turn 18. Eddie's got two kids, a three-year-old and a nine-year-old.

And so I'm going to take one more call. I mean, there are just so many calls that I can't ignore all of these. Pick a number one through, just pick a number four. Four. Okay. Line four is Nathan in Oklahoma. Hi, Nathan. Hey, I just wanted to let Eddie know. Keep the face, brother, it can be done.

All three of my kids did not have Twitter or Facebook until 18. See, I love that. But you're talking about kids now that are already... They are kids now. My youngest is 18. That's what I'm saying, though. They're not nine growing up in that. He's had about five or six years in, like, the hard life.

Right. I mean, they're going to hate you. You're checking their devices and making sure they're not getting stuff. Nothing wrong with that. I have no problem with device checking. I have no problem with anything, by the way. Like, this is a competition, again. Until I have kids.

I mean, I love hearing these people talk about their kids. Like, this is what I'm talking about. I feel like we're an army. You just like how people agree with you? Because we get off the end, you're like, that call was stupid. No, that's not true. But I don't agree with you. That's not true.

I just feel like if we unite, we can beat this. And who's we? Parents. We can do this. We can do this. So, H-C-U. Yes. Helicopter parents, you know.

Whatever. Some stories are social. stupid and I do want to talk about them that they only deserve a minute max. The stupid minute. Thank you. So the folks at Pringles want you to know there's a right way and a wrong way to eat their chip. Okay. Oh my goodness.

This is so stupid. Right. This is so stupid. We only have one minute. They say that how you eat the chip can affect the flavor since only one side of the Pringle is flavored. You should eat the Pringle with the convex side facing up, meaning when you're eating it at the center should be high. So it's the salty side. Should be...

They're right. There's just a way to eat a Pringles, and they want everybody to know that. And that's a stupid story, but kind of interesting, and we only gave ourselves one minute. The Stupid Minute. Thank you. We don't have chairs or imaging. That's good. So Ray makes our chairs and artists...

Ray makes our imaging and artists make our chairs. Baby steps. I don't know what Garth's final plan is. Garthbrook sent this big purple throne of cardboard to the studio, and it's just sitting here. And there's really no note with it or anything. but it looks like in a high school or a junior high play. Yeah, a prop. A prop.

So I don't know what Garth Brooks has up a sleeve, but there's that. Amy and I were talking about this McDonald's employee that helped end the manhunt for the Facebook killer. Cool. Because we got out there yesterday. This was a big story because he just killed himself. And so they're giving the McDonald's worker 50 grand because she's the one that. That was the award. Right.

And Amy was like, I don't know if I could accept the money. I just said that would be hard money to accept. I mean, I think, obviously, you could accept it, but it would just be, like, hard money to be like, wow, I'm getting this because some guy went on. But you're not getting it because some guy killed. I know. You're getting it because you help stop a guy, kill somebody else. I know. I know.

That's a good way to look at it. But I just, my brain instantly went to, like, the whole thing surrounding it. It just felt, ew. It's a terrible situation, but they offer rewards all the time. But hopefully that money can really help that person out, and that's awesome. I don't think I'd ever, I don't even think I think I think about it. Really? I think you would.

I don't think you would think about it. I would just be, I would be like, they offered a reward. Right. Like, I did a job. There was the money out for it. I did the job. And I got paid for the job that I did. And it just so happened.

It was a great, I saved other people probably. Okay. So, yeah, there was anybody else would have issue with that? No, it's you being an alert citizen. You're helping out. I mean, they offer, you didn't go to them and say, I'll tell you where it is. If you give me 50 grand. They said, hey, we have $50,000.

Yeah. Someone tell us where he is. And that's. I know. It's just how the whole thing came about. just not all roses. Oh, it's none roses. Not a single bloom.

Nope. It's weird, man. There's a bobby cast up. It's a show I do from my house. And you can find it on IHeart Radio. You can go to iTunes and subscribe. And there's one with Jake Owen. And he had mentioned he was dating to someone the last time he was in the studio,

but he never really talked about it. I mean, we've dated for a little while now, you know? And this is actually the first time I've ever said on air on anything that I've been dating. I might have told you one time. Yeah, you said it on show. But like never anyone else I've really talked about it. But I'm happy. Like when I said I was happy earlier,

like I think this is a derivative of it. Is having her, her name's Erica in my life. Like she likes me for me. Honestly, I can sense it. Like I'm good. And I'm like you earlier.

Like I'm always looking for ways of like, nope, this is like going too right. I got to get away from this. And especially coming from what I came from and having a relationship just explode. Like, why would I ever want to do that again?

So it was the first time he'd ever said her name. This Bobbycast has, has so many parts to it. Like, last night, I won't say who it was. A big artist, but listened to it. It was like,

whoa, why listen to that Bobby Gads, you and Jake? That was crazy. And so he's like, I want to do one now. I was like, well, we're not,

because Jake and I got into it for a bit. Like, it got really awkward and weird. Yeah. Like, because we got into a fight. Amy went and was listening to it while she was getting a massage

yesterday. Yeah. And she said, I couldn't even relax. Really? Yes. I was like, okay, I'm going to check out Bobby Gads.

And the most awkward part happened to be during my massage whenever they were just going into each other as to why maybe they were on a break as a friend. Jake and I were on a friendship break. We're not anymore. Jake sent juices to my house yesterday because he didn't, he said he was going to bring them the day before and he didn't. And he sent me cashew milk, which, again, I'm always confused how you can milk a nut, but I did

look it up. Yes. You don't really milk a nut. No. What you do is you put water on it. You just soak a nut. Oh. Yeah.

You don't milk nut. And then you put them in a blender. Yeah, I didn't know. So he sent over cashew milk and some kind of grapefruit with mint. It was pretty good. That was nice of them to send over. So we're BFFs again. Back in business.

Although he didn't think you guys were ever broken up. Yeah, he got mad at me. And I was like, yeah, when we used to be friends. That was the whole thing. He's like, we're still friends, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, what do you mean used to be?

Oh, it's so awkward. And he's like, you can't be the guy that's pimping joy. And then be doing that. I was like, oh, my goodness. Yeah, no, that was, here you go. You sometimes, for the guy that's pimping joy, you sometimes, like, do stir some drama on people. But, like, you can't be two different people.

I'm not. I'm a human. I'm a human. And the guy pimping joy and the guy over here that's talking smack. I'm a human being. I go in cranky. I go on in a great mood. Okay, so then you're respecting me then for being a human being when someone asked me.

And I've said that. I'm like, you guys. So it was a whole thing. Like, and I have no problem. It's been bad. It was fantastic human. And that's all I ever want to be on this show is just humans. Because there ain't nobody on this show, perfect.

Definitely. Anyway, it's up. iTunes, look for Bobbycast. Why? Nothing. How do we feel about this Adidas in the Boston Marathon email that was sent out? I think it's just poor choice of words, but I don't think anybody did it on purpose. So they said, congrats, you survived the Boston Marathon.

And so people, obviously, are sensitive to the fact that when that the bomb went off and so people are I just you know and they come back and they've apologized I don't think there was anything malicious here no I think there was accident and you know what Amy you've run marathons yes and I survived and should someone have seen this and been like oh we should probably shouldn't put this in this exact scenario they should have yeah but I just I just don't think there was anything they weren't trying to make a pun they just was nothing No, it's just a grueling experience, and they survived. The McNugget order that the guy was trying to make, the Facebook guy. I'm still in shock by this. The fact that he just pulled up to a window, he tried to order a 20 piece of McNuggets and a large fry. So they stalled him. They were like, hold on a second, let's see.

Got to find the salt. And they called the police, and that's when they ended up shooting himself. But I was amazing. He just wanted to McDonald's in a window and he was like ordered. Well, you have to get something to eat. His face is everywhere. And I bet the drive-thru is what he thought would be the safest place to go. I figure you pay somebody.

Like when you're a kid and you pay someone to get you alcohol? Oh. I say that. I've never done that. Maybe pay a homeless person or something. Somebody like, hey, would you go in and get me food? Someone that doesn't have access to news and has not seen your face. They were getting tips from all over the country.

They were like, we got tips from Texas because everybody was thinking they saw him. Also, it's just very, the drive-through worker to stall, your heart has to be beating out of your chest like he knows I'm stalling. He knows I'm stalling. What is he going to... You have to be worried about your safety. You're probably also wondering if it's really him. Yeah. You know?

Because you're like, is this really happening to me right here? Here's the McDonald's owner. I pulled my front drive-thru girl out of the window and had myself and my supervisor present at the window and basically just told him it was going to be a minute for his fries. So he's talking to him, right? Oh, my goodness.

He didn't want to wait for the fries, was fine, but he took his six piece and didn't want any money back and headed out on Buffalo Road. And about the minute he turned right on Buffalo Road, the state police was right behind him at that point. I bet that's bravery by that McDonald's manager right there. We have to decide if we're going to play the biggest name dropper game or not. Oh, yeah.

Because it was a listener requested segment. Listener requested segment. And I was like, well, that's interesting. I like it when listeners request segments. They're just like, I've created a segment I would like for you guys to do it. And so they want us to play what they call the name dropping game. We tell the coolest name dropping story that we have.

Like we're like somebody famous or something. So it's a listener requested segment. Listener requested segment. And we're not doing it right now, but in the next 10, 15 minutes, does everybody have one like a story you could bring? Yeah. Really? Yeah, have a good one.

Really? Yes. Okay. The thing is, I don't. Okay. All right, we'll do it. You know what's the problem? What do you?

thinking. I don't, we're just not a cool show. Has anybody's ever been told at all? I don't think mine has ever. Mine has, but not, yeah, mine has, but. Yeah, it's hard sometimes because a lot of our stuff is just, because we tell everything.

We share everything. But I always try to just kind of like, flitter through it. But this, I never told, because I didn't want it to be like, I was brag it. Wow. Listener requested segment. The only person that might know is Bobby. Okay, do we want to do this segment? Yes.

Okay, we'll do it in the next 15, 20 minutes. That thing, I don't want to be braggy. Yeah, at all. Sorry, I don't brag then. I'll just tell the story. Okay. Yeah, it's supposed to be. We can never be the people that act cool because we're not.

Right. We're not go hang out with cool people. We hang out with ourselves. Correct. We're name dropping, but not really trying to drop. Okay. All right, we'll do it. If you all have a story.

Okay. We'll tell those in just a minute. Amy wants to send thank you cards out. And I saw you on Instagram. Oh, I am. With your kids. Yeah, the card is a pick of my kids.

But the question is, can you send thank you text messages instead? That's what one of my friends told me, because I'm like handwriting all these cards, and she's like, I legit got a thank you card note situation via text message from a baby shower she went to. Was it just a message that, hey, thank you very much. No, it's very specific. Thank them for the gift. Thank them.

It did have a picture. She didn't know if that was like going to everybody then. Probably. But it was very like, thank you for this particular item and for coming and joining us and blah, blah, blah, and that's all she got. And I'm like, we can do that these days? I don't have a problem with that at all. Yeah, what's the difference?

Especially on a major scale where a bunch of people bring you gifts. If it's something super special to you, I think you should write a little note, if it's one or two people. When you have to write 100, I think you can create a specific digital thing and send it out. Back in the day, we used to get real-life invitations. Then came the E-Vite. That's true. We don't get mad about that. No, actually, my invitation to the shower was a paperless post.

So my thing is, if it's one or two people, I think you should, I think handwritten notes are a great thing. But I think you could easily send out thank you with a picture of your kids digitally and no one would think any less of you. Wow. Okay, well, I'm doing handwritten because my friend made the effort of putting together their cards. You should send her a thank you for making the cards digitally, though. No, I love it, though, but my hand is getting a little tired. We're just not used to writing these days. Remember back in the day we used to have handwriting classes?

Yep. Oh, yeah. Kids don't even know. Nope. They don't know about handwriting classes. They don't know about trapper keepers. Like, they have no idea. Oh, Trapperkeeper.

They don't know. Nope. So, I mean, I like to teach them, but they don't care. Yeah. Like, every time I'm trying to tell kids about the good old days, they're like, I don't care. Man, trapher keeper. We just have to cursive. Like, we still have to learn writing cursive.

Yeah. Yeah. It does flow better, though. I tell you, letter number one, it looks really pretty by letter five. I'm like, oh, it's like a child. Bonds off. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Ball show. I love the concept of listeners requesting new segments. Like, good ideas. Listener requested segments. So a couple days ago, listeners said, hey, you guys should do a thing where you like name drop the coolest famous person you ever got to do something cool with. And that's cool.

So here's what we'll do. And if it's not interesting, no one will ask any questions about it. So lunchbox will set up your story. Okay. And we can ask a question. Oh, that's cool. And if we don't care, we don't ask any questions. Oh.

You know? That way it doesn't seem super braggy. Right. Okay. So let's go to Lunchbox first. Listen to Requested segment. The name drop game. Lunchbox, you're up.

Okay, well, the coolest thing I got to do with a celebrity because of our job. I was at a party years ago. It was a Perez Hilton. You know, the guy that does the Perezhilton.com website. And I'm in this room backstage, hanging out. And in walks Kanye West. And so I got to have drinks with Kanye West because of this job. It was incredible.

I like to ask a question. Yeah. Did you and Kanye actually have a conversation? Yeah. No, he wasn't really talking because he was going to perform, so he kind of just stood there, but I was having drinks with him. I have a question. Yeah, yeah. Was he having drinks with you?

I don't know if he intended to have drinks with me, but I was there and I was having drinks. I have a question. Yeah. Were you just in the same room that he was in having a drink at the same time more than having drinks with him? He had a drink in his hand and I had a drink in my hand. Yes, so we were having drinks together. Got it. I have a question.

Yeah. Did he say anything? No, he didn't really say anything. He talked to a couple of his friends, his people, but he didn't really say anything to me. I have a question. Yeah. Did he know you existed? He could see me.

Yeah, we could see each other, so he knew I was there. I have a question. Yeah. More so for y'all. Does this count? It's a terrible one. I don't know. And my point is...

We've all been in rooms with celebrities. I mean, it counts. It does count. One time I was working out. I heart radio event and Justin Timberlake walked in. I have a question. And that's your, I'm like, I actually, I thought it was a good one. I don't know Amy's being a hater.

I mean, geez, hater. I know. I just didn't know if that's how I'm doing. Sorry, I'm not cool like you guys. I don't. That's the point of, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't get to do cool things like you guys. I'm sorry that I don't have dinner with celebrities or anything like that.

They were in the same room with me and I thought that was pretty cool. But go ahead and let's hear your braggy story, Amy. Now I forgot. Never mind. I mean, you kind of did it put him off my story. Well, I just didn't know what would. I'm on Team LB. Nice.

Let's hear Amy's. Amy? I didn't know the rules of the game. What do you have? Well, mine would be, mine isn't hanging out in person, but I definitely geeked out the morning that I woke up to text messages from Faith Hill. She texted you? Oh, I know about this.

You all texted? Yeah. And like, now I have her number. That is amazing. I have a question. Yeah. Because I just barely remember this. Okay.

Yeah, I know. I never talked about it. Why were you guys texting? It was several months ago. Well, she reached out. because it was when Hurricane Matthew was going through the Caribbean, and my kids are at an orphanage in Haiti. And she is adopted, and she knew I was adopting,

and she reached out, she said she was just watching the news. She was concerned about Haiti, and she wanted to, she couldn't stop thinking about me apparently. And she said, I wanted to reach out and see if your kids in the orphanage were going to be okay. Wow. What a great story. That is amazing. So you didn't do anything with the celebrity?

I have a question. I know. So you didn't even do anything with the celebrity? Yeah. I texted with her. Ah, come on. I didn't believe it, though. At first, I was, like, nudging my husband.

I'm like, she says she's Faith Hill, but I feel like, could you see a scam? She wants money. She has a cousin that lives in South Africa that needs to get out of the country and use my bank account. Should I pay me? Because it's Faith Hill. I have a question. Yeah. Did Faith Hill send you a picture so you know it's really her?

No, but then later I saw her. They came up to something and she was talked to me again about the kids. And I was like, okay, that was cool. Don't be a hater, lunchbox. You're doing to her what you got mad at. Yeah, and I said I feel bad. I'm sorry. because I was actually in the room with them.

She just got a random text message from a number. I mean, come on. That's cool. And cared about her life. It's pretty amazing. Like she was just watching the news and then thought of me. Name dropping game. Eddie.

Oh, mine is I spent about two and a half hours with Willie Nelson on his bus. Oh, yeah. And talked about everything and anything. We talked about Ray Charles. We talked about Bob Dylan. And it's like he wanted me to stay. Like, it was me, another guy, and him. Have a question.

Yeah. Do you smoke the reefer? One of the biggest regrets of my life is he passed it to me and I said no. Why would they be a regret? Because it's Willie Nelson. And I don't do that. And the problem was I had just started my shift at work and I just didn't want to be that person. I don't think you should regret it either way.

I just don't think I'll ever get that chance again. You probably won't, but that's okay. You've learned the next time something cool happens not to let it pass. Not even it's that. But I think you've learned to let this isn't a failure. That's a lesson that you learned. I have a question. Yes.

Do you think Willie Nelson looked at you differently because you should? said no? No, he said, I remember he said specifically, I respect that. That's cool. I know. Willie Nelson, dude, it was so awesome. Any questions? Uh-uh, that's awesome. Okay, mine would be, ugh.

What? You got so many. No, it's not that. And I've told this before. I went to the Masters and the golf tournament. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there were four of us, but John Legend. It was John Legend.

Yeah. was in the group. So we just spent the weekend. It was me and John Legend and all buddies. Question. Yeah. Did he play you a song on the piano? There was no piano, but he sang all the time.

To you? I remember Bobby would tell me he was just singing, just in general. He was just one of us. Wow. We were just four guys. We all stayed at the house in Augusta. And there were four bedrooms. And it was just one of us four.

And that was it. Do you remember the story of his shoes? Yeah, he stepped in the mud. And he was like, these are three. thousand dollars a year. And I was like, I was like, I'm with John, this is crazy, I'm a John legend. Like I have, yeah. I have a question. Yeah. Was his voice is awesome like just in that house? Yeah. I have a question. Yeah. What was it like being at the Masters? Green. Like, does it look like it does on TV? I didn't, I didn't pay for any of that.

Yeah. That's friends that have money. And they were like, hey, you're invited. And it's crazy awesome. It's crazy. And it looks just like it does on TV. It's good. It's beautiful. beautiful. Wow. I have a question. So did you and John Legend become friends? Like, would you say your friends? I wouldn't, I don't have any, I don't, no, I wouldn't say friends, no. But for three days, we were friends, we were talked up. We were together in the same room. I have a question. When he was not looking, did you steal anything in John Legend's that key was a memento? I did not. No. So that's probably my coolest one. Wow. I have a question. Did he say anything about Chrissy Teigen?

I get to know Chrissy though. Yeah, over the, I've probably, yeah, but that's when you met him. So did he say anything cool about them? I have a question. Oh, my goodness. Do you know what song are you saying? No.

Wow. I have a question. Yeah. I'm just kidding. I don't know. Thank you. I felt awkward even talking about. I liked this segment. I don't know if I did or not.

That's a listener requested segment. There's how cool we are. Pretty cool. Yeah, listen. I mean, if that's the only segment you ever hear from us, you're like, man, those guys are well connected. Hang out. You'll learn different.

I was doing this interview and then we're like, hey, what is it that brought you to country music? And so I was thinking, like, what did? Like you try to think back because mine is living in a trailer in Jessville, Arkansas, my grandma. And she would be like, because I didn't even know current country when I was listening to the country as a kid. My grandma just played old records. So I was like, let me think about this. And these are the answers that I gave because, again, I'm from Arkansas. And everybody loves Johnny Cash anyway.

But when you're from Arkansas and somebody else comes from Arkansas, that's a huge. huge deal. And so Johnny Cash was in Arkansas. And so it was all Johnny Cash. And so I made a list of three. So these are the three songs when I think like what made me, like my grandma has what made me love country music. They're

synonymous and she's not around anymore. I have her initials tattooed in my arm but she adopted me for a while, raised me for a lot of my life. But Johnny Cash, first of all, I tell you I've fought tougher men but I ran to remember when. He kicked like a mule and he

like a crocodile. I just remember hearing that song that didn't have a chorus and being like, that's the coolest story telling you've ever told because it's about a boy named Sue and he doesn't understand

why his name is Sue and he goes and he finds his dad and he's mad at him, he's going to fight him. And then the guy's like, well, I know what's going to be around so I knew if I named you Sue it'd make you the toughest guy

because everybody would pick on you. And then that's... Maybe tough. Yeah. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss and he went for his gun and I pulled mine first.

He stood there looking at me and I saw him smile. He said, son, this world is rough. If a man's going to make it, he's got to be tough. And I know I wouldn't be there to help you along. So I give you that name and I said goodbye and you'd have to get tough or die. And it's that name that helped to make you strong. See, and when my Rodat left, you named Bobby, which didn't do anything.

Oh. Oh, boy. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny, guys. You gotta laugh. No, I'm not laughing.

No. The, uh, they had three songs, by the way. Okay. The other one is John Anderson swinging. Oh. Huh. Man. It's just when I think about the first...

Then we were swinging. Swinging. Yes, we were swinging. Little Charlotte. She's as pretty as the angels when they sing. I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in a swing. We were swinging. Background vocals

Swinging Oh, come on! Yeah, that was a jam That one, that one, that one. And then that's this music that was given to me that made me And then my first ever

to make me like love it was Garth that Tomorrow Never Comes And that's still my favorite Garth song And it was just like If tomorrow Never comes I just think of that CD

A friend had this CD I was like, you had a CD player You're so rich And I was probably 8th grade It's about right. Yeah. So I'm going to come to you guys in a minute.

I want like that one, when I go, what was it? Like, I want to know that one artist or song that brought you to it, all right? So come back in a second. I want to get those. I ran you guys down a list because I always asked, hey, what were like the three artists or songs, you know, that really made you go to country music? And I would have just said my grandma, because she's the one that made me, she was just, if as a kid, it's all she played. And so that I kind of ask you guys, like give me your one. We'll go around the room.

Like I say, what brought you to country music as a kid? For sure, for me, one artist, George Strait. This is still my favorite song, and this is the oldest country song I can remember. I know it came out in the early 80s, and I was born in 81. But if I were to go back, this is it. He's a man. This is the song. That's my jam.

But I think it was his, my uncle, when I was a kid, worked on George Strait's ranch. So that was the connection. And I just always thought that that was so cool. But George Strait, to me, everything. Still my favorite, to this day. And if you were to ask me in third grade when I was wearing my George Strait t-shirt, I would have told you the same thing. That's cool.

Yeah. Lunchbox. Every time I'd get my buddy Aaron Smith's White Arrow Star minivan, he'd hand his mom a cassette tape and say, put on the dance. Every time we got in the car, it never failed. We listened to the dance. He loved that song.

And so that was it. That was the first country music song. I was like, man, that's pretty good. This Garth guy's got a chance. Yeah, you're betting on them? Yeah, I'll bet on them then because my buddy Aaron loved this. Our lives are better left to change. I could have missed the pain.

But I'd have had to miss the day. It's funny. So far, three of us have gone, and it's Garth and Garth and George Strait. I mean, it's really... Yeah. Eddie? I'm going to go a little different because I grew up in South Texas, and it was country music everywhere.

But the time I really, really got into it was when my brother wanted to go take a trip to visit his friends in college at College Station, A&M. And my parents wouldn't let him go unless he took me. And I was like, Like 14 or whatever. So he drug me around. And I remember they would play David Allen Coe. You never even call me by my name everywhere.

And they'd sneak me into bars. And I'd be like, dude, this is the jam. Like, this is country music. I'm in. Let me, let me, let me. That's when I was sold. You don't have to call me, darling. I mean, a close second for me was like hearing,

I remember hearing Indian Outlaw on the radio. I was like, man, I was like, this Tim McGraw. That was a really catchy song. I was a kid. But then when Don't Take the Girl came out, I was like, songs can make me, I felt, emotions. I was like, whoa. I would like wait for Don't Take the Girl to come on with record and pause. So you could unhit pause and record on the tape.

Yeah. And I'd want to hear Don't Take the Girl. Oh, at our school dances, when that song would come on, we would flood to the dance form and be like, somebody please ask me to dance. Please listen to dance That song was the first one to me Where I was just like wow Like there's a story inside of a song That makes me feel something other than like

Wee Yeah Gosh that really That song really did make you feel something I mean it really did I'm telling you all of it like I mean the dad taking and fishing Is a kid

Yeah And it's like You know Don't take the girl But then the meaning also switched And it was when I Such artist is like Wow they wrote the song with different meanings

but the same words. Yeah. Like don't steal the, it was like, let's not take the girl, right? Literally, don't take the girl fishing. Yes. Then it became don't take the girl, but don't take the girl like you're Robin.

Yeah. Don't take her. Like, don't take. And then it was like, Jesus, don't take, like, I wanted to look through them. Don't take my girl. And I was like, what is happening with songs in my brain?

I was a kid. Yeah, man. That was crazy. Shout out to him. You know, the big debate was You know, the big debate was Mo or Bo. It's Bo. Bo.

With a beat. We decided this over the years of the show of arguing it. And maybe I was the only one that ever argued Mo. Yeah. But I think I sang it Mo for a long time. Yeah. I was always like, he's a friend named Mo, that's interesting. I always thought Jimmy Johnson, he was talking about the Dallas Cowboy football coach.

The OU coach. Yeah, that's what I thought. The old Arkansas Razorback player? Exactly. That's funny. Yeah. And then the NASCAR driver. That's funny.

All right. Well, good stories. Hey, good story. Yeah. That big asteroids flying by Earth and nobody cares. Because people say, don't worry about it. What time? For like two days.

Can you see it? It's not like it comes by noon. Oh, it's not like the mailman, dude. I thought that's what it was. It's not like, goodbye. No. Here, I want to play. Let's do.

I thought the same thing. I thought the same thing. I was like, are we going to be on the city? I did think that it was going to be a specific time. Or maybe there would be a little like rock shower. They're having a game to play. A giant asteroid is hurling toward Earth today. NASA says there is no chance it can hit us.

The space rock is the size of six NFL football fields. Whoa. They use the word hurling, but then they're like, it's not going to hit us. Don't worry. Can you imagine if a big rock the size of six, it crash into the earth at that speed. not. That's 600 yards, dude. It is.

Yeah. Or are they talking about end zones, too? Oh, gosh, you got to add 10 on it. Yeah. So there's that. And they say, although there's no possibility for the asteroid to collide with our planet, this will be a very close approach for an asteroid of the size. It will be visible for one to two nights before slowly fading away.

Wow. So it's not like a car driving by? Okay. It's very slow. Well, it's just so much space. Yeah. Yeah, the Earth is big. But think about all the asteroids flying through.

Like, eventually one of them is going to get us. I know. them in. No, we shoot them. That technology hasn't been developed. Right now, they're working on shooting down missiles. Mars or not as asteroids. Can you imagine?

Like, that would be the ultimate, everybody joined hands of Earth. Yes, all the countries. Yes. It would be like, all the sudden North Korea is like, all right, buddy, let's all put in what we got because we're all going down if we don't stop this matter. That's what it takes. That'd be kind of beautiful. Yeah.

Like, sometimes it takes something really. Sometimes it takes something really crazy, like a bad scenario to possibly happen to pull people together. Wow. And so what if that is it? Let me write this down. Cool story. Quite the screenplay. Yeah.

Drop that put together. Because they've already done the one where like you have to go to the asteroid and drill a hole in it. That was a documentary. Yes. It was a documentary. Yeah. Like you touched the screen. Got it.

Thought it was a real one. Listen, everyone always gave a benefit of a bunch of craft acting badly. in that movie. It was great. I guess I just don't see bad acting. I've said that before. I thought it was just amazing. And like... Yeah, I thought it was good.

I remember the little cookie? You don't see a bad actor? Like, you don't know one? I don't... You know what? When I watch Dancing with the Stars, okay? And I look at these dancers. And they're like, whoa,

that was fantastic, and that one was just okay. Yeah. I'm like, they look the same to me. Same thing with acting for the most part in major movies? Like, if there's some low budget, something I probably could tell, But when I watch a movie, I don't go, man, Keanu Reed is not a good actor.

It all just looks good to me. Just depending on the plot of the movie. Now, I guess there are times where I think people really nail a role. Yes. But I never go, somebody stunk. Oh, okay. Like when I watched pretty little, no, big little lies. I thought Nicole Kimman was so good because she had to play that role.

Right. And that had to be a tough, and if you haven't seen the show, well, what it get for HBO? in the land of Netflix to have a show people are buzzing about it's tough right now because Netflix is dominating content and it's a big get

big little lies on HBO fantastically put together show based on a book I thought Nicole Kidman was awesome in that show and I remember thinking wow she acted fantastic because she had to play this

her character but I've never looked at something and been like man that acting was a real pilot and I don't know bad acting I guess so anyway

asteroid blah blah blah I have a game here Easy space trivia Oh yes I love it Well the thing is you guys aren't freaking out about this asteroid flying by Earth I'm fascinated with the end of times What was that? Oh sorry I was getting my paper to write on and I hit a microphone

Oh first day on the show Yeah I'm new here Hey hey guys I remember my birthday Man I hit your mic too makes your work This is why we don't get awards Okay

Good over there Yeah, I'm ready to play. Okay. There's asteroid flying by our size 6 football field. It's not going to hit us, but it's super close. I'm telling you one day it's just going to be coming at us. We're going to be like, what the? Okay.

I'll ask you a question. This should be easy questions. You should not miss these questions. They're that easy. Probably going to miss them. If you miss it, you are eliminated. Oh, elimination style. Yeah, you can ride it down.

Or do you want to go? Yeah, let's go. Just do it. Yeah, eliminate us. It's fine. All right, here we go. Then we'll be idiot. Write it down.

Remember right it down. Yeah. What's the largest planet in the solar system? Easy space trivia. I'm in for the week. I'm in. I'm in. I'm just making a guess here.

Oh, you don't know, huh? I don't know either. I'm making a guess. Oh, wow. Eddie, the raging idiots have a planet. I know. That's what I'm singing it. My very energetic mother just served us night pizzas.

But that doesn't tell you the biggest planet. It does. We started from the start at planet number one. Me and my good friend Mercury. It's closest to the sun. Yeah. And then it goes all the way through. And even says specifically this is the largest.

The largest. Oh, man. Amy, what is your answer? Oh, I know it's not it. Earth. Oh, come on. I know that's not it. Amy, that was my second guess.

What's your first one? Let's watch. Biggest planet? Uranus! Okay. He just wanted to say it. He did. You're so mature.

You know that. Okay, Eddie, sing your song. No, I don't have to sing it. It's Venus. Oh, wait, hold on. Let me guess the line. Hit me. Oh, Eddie, you wrote a song.

song about it? Are you sing a song about it? Venus is the second planet. The largest of them all. No, Jupiter. Me, my good friend Jupiter. The largest of them. Dang it. My friend Jupiter has. Oh, my goodness. You sure what? Uranus. Do you have the song? What? The Raging Idiots. Yeah. Do we need to make sure? Yeah. Hey, Eddie, look at this guy. Whoa, Bobby. Have you never heard this before? No, I really like it. He's never heard our music. Yes, of course. I own it. We played out a kid's record, right? This is a legitimate thing. Eddie and I put out a kid's record.

It was the number one kid's record. I know. And we wanted to teach kids about the planets. This is a song on the, it's called the planet song. Amy's never heard it. This is crazy. Stop, I own it. Here.

You what? I own this album. Hey, Eddie, look at the sky. Whoa, Bobby, it's cool. Those are all planets. They are? Do you know how to remember their order? No, how?

Easy. My very energetic. We sound like stoner kids. Totally. Mother just served us nine pizzas. Cool. I wrote a song about it. I want to hear it. My Marianneurgetting mother just served us nine pieces. My Mary Annorgetting Mother just served us nine pieces.

Planet number one. Me, my good friend, Mercury. It's closest to fast and no so hot and slightly colored gray. And right behind it is Venus. Planet two, you say. The Roman goddess of beauty is where I got its name. It's basically a flame. And then we go from planet two to planet number three. But you're going to be in the air.

It's not, no. Hey. Hey. And I am right where you live. Trees and lakes and birds and be some old folks and some kids. The solar system we live in with the only life around. Earth is three, four, it's water. Our H-2-0 renowned.

Hey, that's hip-hop right there. So what was the answer again? Jupiter. Dang. I still, you'll ask me that in another six months when we play some quiz game and I'll get it wrong. More like us than the other. It's the reddest of the red. Just know that Mars doesn't.

There you go. Saturnus rings. Eddie, we have a song. I know, man. It's been a while. It's all right. Number two. Earth is located in what galaxy?

Got it. I'm in. You all missed it, so you all have been eliminated. Everyone missed it. Hit me. No one wins. No one played. I'm ever win.

Bring it. All right. Amy. Milky Way. Lunchbox. Milky Way. Eddie? Milky Way.

All right, good. I didn't know. It was a galaxy. Oh, you did. What's the name of NASA's most famous telescope? Oh, yeah. I know it. I know it.

Oh. Okay, I'm in. I'm in for the wind. Spinkter? What on Earth? Why do you do that? Spinter telescope. You just want to say that.

You're so mature. You're so matured. First of all, there is a planet. Stop it. I can't. I wrote down Stingter. I. Okay.

What you were thinking is, what Sputnik, the Russian. Satellite. Dying it. But not sphincter, which is a big microphone. I mean, telescope. No, no, no, no, no, no. What's the answer to lunchbox? It's Hubble.

It's Hubble. Oh, shoot, I didn't know that. Oh, McDonald's Observatory. What? What? What? What? What?

You won. Let's be playing. Oh, no. I got money What's wrong with you? I don't know. You shouldn't get the song. What are you talking about?

I got Hubble. No, you said, No. Hubble. You said Uranus was the biggest planet. In the name we said... Uranus and Spindarker. Spondek was the first satellite in the space.

Whatever. Stupid Russians. I'm not saying that. He'll hack me. That's right. Hey, Bob is all good. Hey, world peace. Okay, do you know the story about Faithel singing with this girl?

The little girl? I know the little girl. I know the little girl. I guess wanted to sing with her and then she ended up doing it? Yeah, basically. Right? Do you guys know that easy, huh? Yeah, all you have just won it.

Here's Faith Hill singing with the fan. Here's Faith Hill singing with the fan. Still like wearing my old ball cap, running my kids around piggybacks. They might know me all around the world. Y'all, I'm still a Mississippi girl. If you missed it earlier this morning, Amy was bragging that Faithel texts her. As part of the segment. Oh, oh.

We've turned it around now. I never said anything for like six months. Amy was talking names dropped. No, we did a segment called, as a listener requested segment called name drop. Listener requested segments. And we talked about a story that we kind of probably hadn't shared that much because it was too name droppy. Yeah. And Amy was like Fatel texting me.

And that was it. But if you want to hear the whole show back... Thank you, Ray. Stop. Go to... Like he's doing it. Go to IHard Radio and search Bobby Bone's show on demand. Or you can go to iTunes and search Bobby Bone Show and subscribe there. There's that...

I was going to talk about this dog story where I see that a dog tucking his tail means a dog is saying, I'm sorry. Did you guys see this? No, that's cool, though. And the thing with these dog psychologists is they also say that dogs don't remember after like a few That's just That's Belarky man

I agree with you Because my dog If he's like He'll feel bad Or he'll be He'll know he did wrong An hour later If I come home

So I don't believe that Because I've had a dog 14 years You start to know these things We don't speak English To each other But we definitely have our way Of communication

And if he's been in the garbage He definitely It's an hour later He will not come around me He will keep his head away from it You won't look me in the eyes Because he knows I'm going to go up

And find that garbage and it's all over the place and he's getting in trouble. He knows. If, like, the last two nights, he's been sick and he's used the bathroom in the bathroom and he feels guilty and he's like,

it's almost like he has shame. And he's like, oh, I'm like, embarrassed. He's just different. I just don't believe him when they say animals don't. Like, if you don't punish them right then, they don't know why they're being punished. That's what they say. I feel like they know.

I'm with you. My dog can do the same thing. How old your dog now? Like 11? or something. Oh yeah, you don't know because you adopted them. I knew, and I do know,

because whenever they raided the puppy mill that my dog came from, it was too early to even take away from the mom. And so my dog was basically zero. I got my dog at zero. Zero. It's pretty nice. Beat that.

No, you can't. I have a picture of the first day that Dusty my dog I was like holding it in the studio. Yeah, they brought it at the studio. Do you know the picture I'm talking about with my awesome hair? No, I want to see it.

Post it. Oh, you're a big fro? I post like 100 times. It's all, it's my throwback Thursday every Thursday. No, it didn't see it. That's my throwback Thursday. I would see it if it was. TBT it.

I'll see what I can do. Maybe tomorrow. I'm going to start every Thursday. I'm going to start every Thursday. Throwback Thursday. I'm going to go. Thanks for hanging. Don't forget Friday morning, Brad Paisley in studio.

His new album comes out Friday, by the way. as well. You can go and listen to this entire show. Go to IHartRadio and search the Bobby Bone show. Same thing on iTunes. You want to search the show and subscribe. That will be awesome. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Everybody, you got anything going on today? Nah. I love it. Lunchbox? Oh yeah. I got co-wreck soccer tonight, Survivor, and I'm just working on some stuff for the show. That's it. Busy day. Like what? Like you going out in the streets with the microphone? Yeah, yeah. I guess the day

I'm going on the street of the microphone's over. No, no, no. You take your cell phone. Uh, microphone sometimes is better. Yeah, because the audio is better. Quality. Sound quality.

There you go. Huh. You can't do hidden mic, though, anymore. Hidden mic's always cell phone. I still tape it to the chest every day. You still have to tape it.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. He used to have a minidisc player. That was tough. And he would go out and tape a microphone to his body and be like, hey, do you have any secrets?

Do you like to tell me about the food industry. I'm not recording you. One time he taped me up at the mall. What were we doing? He taped you up? Yeah. I don't know. She just wanted to be taped up. No, we were at the mall and I just remember at lunchbox. We're dressing room. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Thank you everybody. This is a body bones show. Bobby bones. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the

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