The Bobby Bones Show - Embarrassing Kid Stories + Concerts That Were Way Too Long + Lunchbox Recaps Garth Brooks Concert

Episode Date: October 17, 2017

Embarrassing kid stories, lengthy concerts and Lunchbox recaps private Garth Brooks performance at the Bluebird Cafe in Nashville Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Bonds show Good morning, welcome to Tuesday show Come on to you! Morning! Amy says her neighbors are going a little overboard on Halloween. What's today? October 17th.

Yeah, it's perfect. I mean, it is straight up a graveyard. It looks awesome. Do you know which house them talk about? Yeah, absolutely. It has a horse. and everything like a horse. Like a body hanging out of a trash can?

It's awesome. No, this mom, like, walking her child, like, had to, like, cross the street and be like, look that way. Because she was, like, nervous about the body hanging out of the trash can. It looks real. It's a little too real looking, like too many dead bodies. Yeah, especially because it's the only house with decorations. You know, everything could kind of blend in if there's more going on. I mean, it is, like, I mean, this is legit their favorite holiday.

Hands down. Lunchbox that you love it. I think it's Halloween. That's what it's all about. It's bringing kids dressed up in scary costumes. It's dress up. It's fun. It's make-believe.

I think it's perfect. It looks so cool. I mean, they could legit have a crime scene there and nobody would really know. Like, it could be a good cover-up for something they want going on because you can question it. Because there's so much happening, you'd be like, okay, that's just part of their decorations. They put up a steel fence around like the tombstones and the dead body in the yard. It's really cool. I love it.

And the dead body's coming out of the yard. Yes. There's dead bodies coming out of basically. everywhere. But it seems a little too real. It's like you wish it were a little cartoonier. Yeah, yeah. With me? Jackalanner. Yeah. Maybe like have like an inflatable pumpkin with a smiley face somewhere.

Yeah, I get it. It's very much rest in peace. I saw one of the biggest Halloween costumes is the Taylor Swift zombie this year. Oh, that's cool. Lots of people are going as, oh, Taylor. Look what you made me do. Do you guys see the list of like pop culture? No. Halloween costumes? No. Those are always funny.

What are you going to be, Amy? Do you know, have you told us yet? I haven't told you. It sounds like something sexy. No, it's not. Trust me. No, it's not. Okay.

No. It's not. She's going to be a gummy bear or something like that. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. So Officer Jonathan Sanchez got a call. Says, hey, there's a woman, and she's in pain. So he goes, knocks on the door, goes in.

She's in the bathroom floor. to give birth. The thing is, Officer Sanchez was just hired and still had a week left in training. Like, he was just hired. And so it's like, hey, welcome to the job. A couple days later, he had to help her give birth right there in the floor. Oh, wow. And first responders got there. It's quite the initiation. I mean, welcome to the force kid. Deliver a kid. Riley, a six-pound, seven-ounce girl was born at 5.43 a.m. Wow, that's crazy, huh? I don't know if I could. I mean, Listen, I have buddies that are cops. They didn't, they're still like, ooh, people have babies.

That's crazy. Like, they see some pretty crazy stuff. Yeah, it's not really exactly what you sign up for. Yeah, at all. At all. At all. As a first responder, you kind of respond to all kinds of things. How about that?

Like, he's still his training left and he's delivering babies. Yeah. Officer Jonathan Sanchez, I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. Is producer Raymond in military news about 50 ISIS fighters were killed in U.S. military

airstrikes overseas. In weather news, the remnants of Hurricane Ophelia hit Ireland, bringing 100 mile an hour winds in closing schools, it's the most powerful storm to hit Ireland in over five decades. And finally, in sports, the New York Yankees beat the Houston Astros. The Astros still lead the ALCS 2 to 1.

The Bobby Bone Show. All right, time for positivity. We go around the room sharing good news. In a segment we call, Tell Me Something Good. Some lucky folks up in upstate New York were surprised when a total stranger just said, hey, here's $100. The generous guy is Jeff Buell.

He's giving away $50,000 of his own money, $100 at a time because he thinks the world needs a little kindness. Dang, that's a lot of money, man. He isn't a millionaire, but he thinks his acts of kindness will inspire recipients to pay it forward. He runs a Facebook page called

Do the Next Good Thing, where he documents stories about people who he gives the money to. And man, 50,000. Like, when you say 100 bucks at a time, you go, that'd be nice to get that. But when you see he's coming 50 grand, you go, what's he thinking? I mean, that's great. I would love to get that 100 bucks.

Wow. All right, Amy, you're up. Well, picture it. George, the four-year-old tortoise, escapes during Hurricane Irma, and he gets hit by a car. Well, what are they going to do? His shell was damaged so badly.

Wow. 3D printer. They print him a new shell? Yep. Wow, and he lived? A prosthetic shell. Turtle lived. Wow.

And they put the new shell on him, and he's doing great. That 3D printing stuff is crazy. You know, we had talked about the girl who had the arm that was built by a 3D printer, and she wanted to go and throw the baseball out at all the stadiums. And the Major League Baseball said, just come throw it out at the World Series. And I thought that was pretty cool, too. Yeah. So that 3D printing stuff is pretty cool.

Lunchbox? Julie and Chandler are brother and sister, and they were on vacation in Kirkwood, Missouri. They're walking around the little downtown. And they see this old man in his wheelchair, and his wheelchair gets stuck on the train tracks. Here comes a train. Choo! They run over, pick the guy up, and move him off the train tracks just in time as the train goes by.

How do you get stuck on a train tracks on a wheelchair? Because you're going over it and your wheels get stuck. I mean, there's a little space in between the pavement and the track. Huh. And he couldn't go. Couldn't go. I'm glad they saw him. And Julian Chandler, those are huge.

heroes right there. Brother and sister combo, pick them up, get them off the train tracks. There you go. There you go. Thank you. I have my Christmas sweater on today. How do you guys feel about that? I like it. Love it. Wow, a little early. I'm ready. Is it a little early to be out of laundry? Is what I always ask. Oh. Oh, is that the situation? There isn't that many choices, and I thought it's October 17th. And I like it. It's a Pimp a Joy Christmas sweater, so I thought I would put it on. And it always gives me a reason to play one of my favorite

Christmas songs of all time, this one. Nice. October 17th, our first Christmas song. Yeah. On a white Christmas. What do you know this song from? Home alone. With me, it's more of the Santa Claus with Tim Allen.

Oh, yeah. I saw Home Alone on the other day. And I was like, they're showing this in October. This not a Christmas movie. It's a movie that just happens to be at Christmas. This has been your argument. For years, my whole life. Like, I should have written a senior thesis on it.

I'm so passionate about it. It's like Home Alone, not a Christmas movie, a movie that happened. Not Home Alone. Die Hard. Not a Christmas movie, a movie that happens at Christmas. There's the difference. May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright. It's my favorite part here. Where I go to tie now right here.

You guys ready for Christmas? Yes. And that sweater just put me in the mood. What? Just in general. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What did you say, Eddie?

That sweater just put me in the mood. Not to mention the song. Yeah. It's cold this morning where I come from. I turned the heat on this morning when I got out. I hate cold weather. Oh, butter, butter. I would move more south.

as the year goes along, and then move back north as the year goes along. Yeah, some people do that. Like, if I, yeah, I should just be 90. Like, I'm already living that lifestyle. Like, I should just go ahead and be 90 years old because that, I think, dinner at four. That's what old people do, right? They go south as the winter. That's it.

Birds go north. Yep. I just go way north. Like, birds. I don't know. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Shania Twain will be on Dancing with the Stars next Monday night as a guest judge. and a performer. She's going to sing her new song, Soldier, on the show. So that'll be next Monday on ABC, if you want to check it out. Brett Eldridge, he put out his video for the song The Long Way. And The Girl in the video is Duck Dynasty's Sadie Robertson. He said he spent a lot of time getting to know her.

It's from his self-titled album that came out back in August. If you want to check out the video, it's at bobbybones.com. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes us from New York City. John Park showed up in LaGuardia Airport to check in his luggage for his flight when the person told him, you know, it's $50 to check a bag.

He said, oh, that's okay, I'll pay $50 because there's a bomb in that bag. Oh, no. I saw this. He was mad that he had to pay $50, and so he wanted to make a little funny comment, and the airport had to be evacuated. They locked everything down. He was 70. Does that affect how? He's old.

So he's just a grouchy old man. Yeah. I don't know. But they locked the whole airport now, like a part of it. At LaGuardia, because you can't be yelling. You've got a bomb in a bad. No. Wow.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bones show. Go to a show and you're enjoying it, like a concert. How long's too long before you go? Man. Wrap it up. Ew.

I guess I don't know the check the clock. As long as they're singing the hits, I'm still having fun. I don't know. What's too long? hour and a half over that. No, you can make up your own mind? I'm not telling you what to say. I guess I've never paid attention to how long concerts are. I want them to play all their hits. If they're still singing songs, I love making keep going. One of my friends went to a concert by a major band,

and they played for two and a half hours. Too long. Oh, that's a long time. Tons of hits. Tons of hits. They did five encores. Wow. It kept being a thing where they kept coming out being funny. Okay. But two and a half hours and I was like man even for me how long are y'all sets mhm 75 minutes if we get going crazy longer we can kind of fill the crowd though because we play theaters too so there's a difference in a theater and you know what like stapleton does arenas so we can kind of just talk to our people you guys so

have fun yeah cool are we gonna keep playing should we stay yeah yeah yeah how many what's the how many oncours have you done in a row listen we never plan as a raging idiot to do oncores. We've actually went down and taken our ears out and they won't stop cheering. I know. And then we're like, I saw the videos. We have to go back out. Like, we don't stage encores. I know. But I mean, they didn't have these five stage, did they? Probably a little bit. They think it's funny. But anyway, what's, I'm going to say 90 minutes, give or take 15 on other side. If it's going really great. What about you? Do you ever have been one or you're just like, okay, wrap it up? I threw out an hour and a half. No, as long as they're playing the hits.

I can't think of one where I've left early. I feel like George Straits felt sort of long, but not for me. I saw some people leaving. I went to see George Strait in Vegas, and he was playing hits, but with George... It's just chill. He doesn't move. Like, there's nothing that changes about it the whole time. And people were leaving.

I got it. Eddie, ever been to a long concert and thinking about it? Come on. Well, the only long concerts I've been to are the ones that I really wanted to go to, so I enjoyed them all. Yeah. So I could stay at concerts for a long time. I'm good. Yeah.

Also, like, I'm a guy that likes to hear songs I know too. I'm not live music guy who just can go out and respect live music. Yeah. I'm like, you, I need to hear hits. That's right. I want to sing along, stand up, have fun. Anybody go to like a, I went to Dave Matthews once as well as long. And I love Dave Matthews.

And I think, but that jam band stuff is not for me. Yeah. I think it was like three and a half hours. Long guitar solos. For three and a half hours. It was one song. One song was three and a half hours. Yeah.

Bobby Bohn's show. I was talking about long concerts that you've been to and what's the fair limit? I'd say like 90 minutes, give or take, 15 or so. Hey, Logan. Yeah. You saw the Allman Brothers? How long they play?

Yeah, I saw them twice and they did this thing called Instant Live. They had a recording truck there and you could buy the set right after the show and I did it twice and each time it was three CDs worth of music. So it was easily a two and a half hour set. each time.

Yeah, and listen, you can always leave. I mean, that's the thing, too. If you start to get along, you can always, you know, jump out. Right. I like Dawn Brothers. Man, two and a half hours. It's a long time. But it's those jam-band things, like fish and...

Yeah. Oh. Grateful. Yeah, but what is some of the... Wide spread panic. Wide spread panic. Yes, oh my goodness. At least...

Dave has hits. Like, I've seen Dave, but his hits take like 20 minutes to get to. And if you're in, like, into music, like that, like hardcore, like they're amazing. But man, I was just like, whoa. Where's another song? Play anthemarching.

Yes. But that dude's legit. Almond Brothers, 2 and a half-hour. We got a bunch of people calling it by that. We'll take some more in a second. You've ever been to a concert that just seemed like it never end? Call us. Apparently you've been making grilled cheese is wrong.

What? Yeah, you know you put butter on them? Yeah. You're supposed to put mayonnaise. Now, I don't eat mayonnaise. Actually, mayonnaise is gross to me, but they say you don't taste it. This food writer said if you take mayonnaise and spread it over where the butter is, that it makes a sandwich so much better, and it sticks together.

You're going to have to try that. I like mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise. It's like peanut butter. What's wrong with it? It's gross to me. I just don't like it. Texture?

The whole thing. I can eat peanut butter if it's in chocolate. If it's in, like, Reese's cup. That's it. It's got to be covered up. I don't like peanut butter. I don't really feel like that's a real peanut butter in a Reese's cup. Is it not?

I mean, I'm sure it is, but it's got so many other things in it. Women in these Halloween costumes are most likely to cheat. Are you ready? Oh, man. No, this is a story. Just regular or like? I'm about to read to you the costumes here. Here are the costumes, sexy nurse.

Okay. Catwoman. A voluptuous vampire. Oh, right, right. An air hostess. What? And a police woman. Okay, I get that.

Is an air hostess, a flight attendant? It is. Okay. But I would assume it's an old school flight attendant that wears a not a lot. I would assume that. Yeah, it was spicing it up. Yeah, I would assume that wearing not a lot is a big part of it. So among those, the cheat, those are the top costumes.

So if your girl or your wife is dressing as one of those. Of the lumpish vampire. Yeah, probably heads up. Probably not can go that well. Hey, somebody brings up a good point, and I would agree with this. Hey, Maddie and Fort Wayne. Yes. Garth, I saw it.

Garth play for three hours. Yeah, it was like literally the best experience of my life. To be fair, he played pretty much every number one hit for three hours. Yeah, well, we, I just saw it in Indy, and he was recording a live album during our show, and he went off for the first encore, and then everybody was, of course, going crazy, and he came back out for half an hour and just like covers from people, like in the front that wanted to hear songs from other artists. Yeah, I saw him play at the, I'm a Garthbrook's nerd, but I saw him play at the win, and that's all I did was it's pretty much a full cover thing where I played his influences.

Yeah, I watched Garth play for that long. So I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite, but I was like, three hours. Do another hour, Garth. Come on, give me another good hour in there. The Bobby Bone Show. Hey, Elizabeth Orlando, how are you? Hi, Bobby, good morning.

Thank you for calling. We're just talking about concerts and how long until you're like, all right, wrap this thing up already. Yeah, I was at a low-crash concert about nine months ago, and they played for close to three hours. No on course.

I love low cash, but I'm telling you, three hours, probably a little much of low cash. That's a lot of cash. That's a whole lot of cash. Yeah. Yeah, like three hours. People are tweeting me, they go like to a five-hour Bruce Springsteen concert. No, no, no, no, no, no.

How did the artists even do that? Oh, Bruce is a maniac. He's known for that. Some of them do it to show they can do it. Oh. Bruges in the 60s. Like, I can do this. I appreciate all the calls.

It was just a question. I think 90 minutes is the fair place, give or take. And then depending on how legendary you are and how many hits you keep putting out. So we'll stop those calls there. What I do want to talk about is Eddie's kids. So our producer Eddie has two kids, Eddie Jr., and Eddie Jr., Jr., and so you take him in to get the flu shot? Yes, and it was quite an event.

Because the 4-year-old punched the nurse? Yeah, the 9-year-old, he was, you know, cool until he saw him. all the needle and I guess it was an after kick and after it kicked in he was like he freaked out and freaked out and then the little one same thing he starts punching and we're like whoa whoa you can't punch and he's like the nurse had the needle

with it and she he's trying to get the needle from the nurse dude it was crazy and I was like guys you can't be like this we were those we were that family in the room where there's a bunch of ruckus going on that was us you're kidding trying to take the needle and turn it on the nerves yes that's the little one dude The little one was like trying to fight the nurse, literally trying to get the needle away from her.

Were you embarrassed? Absolutely. What? They're just kids. They're scared of needles. No, no, no. Like, I try so hard to get my kids to just be, you know, respectable to people and that creates scenes like that. They can't fight nurses or doctors.

Oh. Our phone number's 877, 77, Bobby. How have your kids really embarrassed you lately? That's a good topic. I just was laughing, thinking of your four-year-old, trying to turn. the nurse and turn the needle on the nurse. Like, I'll show you. Boom, he's got it.

Yeah, he has no idea. He has no power. Like, it's an adult. He can't. Then what's he do if he gets it? Does he hold her? Be like, all right. Let me poke you now.

Our producer, Eddie, has a four-year-old and his four-year-old is freaking out. Because if you can get a flu shot, now I get freaking out, but he wanted to punch the nurse and then take the needle and turn it on the nurse. Yeah, it's too much. Can't do that. Which is just a little too much. So I said, hey, how have your kids embarrassed? you. Anne is on. Ann. Thank you for calling. Go ahead.

No problem. So a few years ago when my oldest was about three years old, I was eight months pregnant with her baby sister. We had just went to the zoo. I was exhausted. Had to go to the grocery store and pick up some stuff for dinner. Well, I was very, very pregnant. So I got one of those electric shopping cart type things. And for some reason,

she just started throwing an absolute horrible fit in the store. I don't even know about what. I couldn't pick her up and console her because I was so pregnant. She was big. Couldn't put her in the shopping, the electric shopping car because of safety hazards. And I just had to sit there for like 10 minutes and listen to her scream and wail about absolutely nothing. So what happened? You just waited her out?

She'd fall asleep? Yeah. Eventually, eventually I got her to calm down and like walk next to the shopping cart with me. But it was about 10 minutes of sitting in the produce section, just her freaking out. Yeah. Amy's about to experience this. Oh, big time. Like, at once.

Yeah. Well, I have things like, because my children don't know etiquette. Like, they take food out of their mouth if they don't like it and throw it over their shoulder. Because that's what they do with the orphanage. So when we're out to eat at a restaurant, that's what they do. And I'm like, oh, gosh. I'm like, no. I can't wait for that.

I can't wait for those kind of stories. Yeah, yeah. That's going to make my heart full. Of all the stories, that's going to make my heart full. the fullest. When they decide they don't like the spaghetti, they pull it out of their mouth and throw it on a table behind them. Yeah, I mean. Bring the kids, I said.

Waiters, they don't know how to work. They just, my daughter yells at the waiter. Meat, meat, meat. That was my nickname of college. Hey, we're going to come up. Let me take some more calls in a second. Eddie, our producer, took his four-year-old. Eddie Jr. Jr. to get a flu shot and, you know, A turns to B and the four-year-old trying to turn the needle on the nurse. It's a typical day, right? Yeah, just another day in my family.

He's punching the nerves, trying to take the needle and put it in her. It's a whole thing, man. So I was like, hey, do you kids ever embarrassed to you? So this is Ed in Muskegon, Michigan. Ed? Yes. Talk to me, buddy. I have five kids, three boys.

So far, two of them have peed in public in front of people. So they just go out and do it My oldest We were at the beach When he was younger And he was potty training He didn't want to pee in his pants So he ran up and peed on the beach

On the 4th of July And my middle son The other day waiting for the bus stop With everybody else Decided to run out Be on a tree Yeah okay I mean

The beach one The beach one Yeah You see the story about the guy He was sitting on the curb And they were walking the dog And the dog thought that the dude Sent on the curb

Was a fire hydrant So he peed on him No. Oh, no. Yeah, it's pretty amazingly funny if it didn't happen to you. Is that kind of story? Right. That one was good.

How about this one? Here's Donna and Richmond, Virginia. Hey, Donna. Hey, good morning. Good morning. What do you have for me? Yes. My husband and our two boys who went to church, you know, walking in,

saying, good morning to the priest, the nuns, the deacon, and other members. Our three-year-old takes his shoes off and beams them at the nuns. Just throws his shoes as a nun. Yes. For what reason? That's just his personality. If he doesn't want to talk to you, he will throw whatever he has or throw a fit. Or take his clothes off.

Oh, there we go. Sounds like lunchbox. All of that does. Yes. That's funny. Thank you for the call. Here, how about this one? This is a good one.

Hey, Heather and Raleigh. And by the way, Heather's names in parentheses, because I think her name's not really Heather, and that's okay. Okay. Yeah, Heather. So we used to be huge biggest loser fans, and we were out to dinner one night, and I have three kids. And my five-year-old turns around and looks at the table behind us. And right when there is a lull in music and talking and everything, she says to me, hey, mom, those people behind us need to be on the biggest loser.

Oh, no. No. Oh, no. And they heard us. Everybody heard it. Oh. Oh, no. So what did you do?

I made her turn around, sit down, and we just kept eating. Oh, man. Oh, no. Thank you for the call, Heather. I appreciate that. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Wow. Wow. I mean, I really appreciate you. I mean, I feel sorry for you, too. Wow. Do you see where if you lived in these nine states in America, you have to have a passport to fly next year?

Yeah. Because your driver's license in these states don't have minimum security standards. So if you live in Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, or Washington State, you'll no longer be able to get an airplane with just a driver's license. You have to have a passport. Wow. Because the rules that they made years ago, they're going to effect next year, said states have to have this much on their license, and these states didn't do it. So it's like, okay, good luck.

If you don't have a passport, eventually you're going to be out. Oh, yeah. You've got to get one. Who does? Eddie, you don't have a passport. I still don't have one. Because remember Eddie was going to go to Haiti? Yeah, we were going to go to Haiti.

We were going to play for the kids. Yeah, I did all that. Yeah, I know. And I didn't get my passport. Dang it. You just didn't go. Yeah, you didn't want to go. You didn't want to go.

It's not hard. I just don't care. No, I got the application. Look, it's sitting right here in my computer. I just got to fill it out. It's just weird that you have to have a passport to travel out of these states now. So if you go visit that state, you're okay. It's just wherever your license is from.

Okay. I just want to make sure. Yeah. Yeah, no, Eddie, you're okay. Okay. It's scary, man But you need to get a passport Anyway

I'm scared that this news Isn't going to get out to everyone And there are going to be people At the airport That aren't going to be able to fly Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure will be That's why when I read it

I was like, wow, I can't believe these states didn't meet that That criteria in time Because they did this years ago Amy and the Skinny's got coming up The celebrity with the Broken Arm It's hardcore too

Like, you break your arm And you're an artist Remember when Stapleton Heard his hand? Oh yeah And he just was like, I'm out The thing about Chris is he didn't have to He was like if I can't play guitar though

Like you're not getting the whole show Like that's a real artist If someone goes I'm still gonna sing Like that's him going I still need to eat And I would completely understand and respect that But Chris is like if I can't play Then I can't put my art out there at the same time About the respectable

Listen I'd have been on the eat side I'd have been like you know what I was gonna sing Somebody else can play guitar Yeah yeah yeah yeah As a matter of fact I just got lip sync So well that's coming up in just a second

second. The top 10 non-essential items that we can't live without. These are things that, listen, we don't need, but we all have to have. And I saw on the list that a microwave was on there in the top 10. See, you don't need it. I love a mic. No, no, you missed the point. These are things that we can't live without. Yeah. Okay. We don't need it. You, Amy does not allow a microwave in her house. I have a feeling that things will change once she gets her kids. Why? Because she's going to need food warm faster Instead of building a fire

Like hitting two rocks together You know, whatever you do to get your heat Okay I do Here's a prediction Uh-huh Prediction Amy will have a microwave

Or some sort of super quick oven That's comparable to a microwave Within six months of getting her kids I like it I like your bet What's the bet? There's no bet life Okay

I just bet life Right It's not happening Why would I compromise zapping their nutrients If they're trying to get as much We'll see As possible Why would you let them ride a motorcycle

Without a helmet? Yeah, that's a little bit different No, it's really No, whoa, don't throw No, in Haiti that is exactly what they do There are no helmets They don't wear sea belts I'm just saying when in Rome

I don't I don't believe Rome is always the healthiest Even if in Rome If you're still abide by the rules If I went to, you know, microwave Texas Oh, is that a town? Yeah, then maybe we'd use it.

I've never been to microwave Texas. Maybe the idiot should go play there sometime. Oh, man. Yeah, it's a good town. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Ed Sheeran heard himself on a bike ride. He posted a photo of his right arm in a cast and he's left in a sling.

And, yeah, he was in a bicycle accident. It broke his arm, right? Yeah, he has 15 shows coming up, but it looks like postponement is happening. Just sing, Ed, we're good. Yeah, but he performs with just him in a guitar and a loop thing. No, he has a full band now. But he needs to sing. Ed, I know I'm not your manager and you want to be perfect artist.

You're going to be letting fans down. They don't care that much. They don't care. If, for example, one of the most proficient guitar players, Keith Urban said, I've hooked my hand, can't play my guitar. Should I just go sing or should I wait? I'll say go sing. Yeah.

People want to hear the song. Yeah, and they want to see him. And they want to see you. Yeah, Ed, you got to go sing, man. I'm in love. You just stand there with his arms all in the slings like this. Dave Girl sat in a throne. He couldn't do anything.

He broke his leg. Good point. And he didn't play guitar. He just sang the songs. You got to go sing, Ed. For the fans, you got to go sing. And he's got a band now. So he didn't have to play all the songs.

All right, what else do you have, Amy? Well, Jake Owen, maybe has a little Christmas idea. for you guys because he's releasing a Greatest Hits album on November 24th. Greatest Hits albums are weird to me now because I can already download all the songs. There are two new songs he's putting on there, which is cool. Yeah, one called Subliminal Love and the other one, long as you're in it. So, but a greatest hits album was cool back in the day when you couldn't download songs. Yeah.

But now, because I was looking at the list, because I like Jake-old. And the number one song on there is Ye-Ha. It's Track 1. Yeah, track 1. I don't mean like number 1 voted, but yeah, track 1 is Ye-Ha. Yeah, that's a jam. hates them we play it. And I'm friends with Jake.

And Jake and I do stuff outside of this show, like business stuff. So, but I say this as just a fan, nobody cares about greatest hits records. Yeah, and is it, I mean. Because I can already download it. Unless he's just trying to get out of his record deal and put something out there real quick. Like, that's a thing. And if that's a thing, respect. Like, totally good it.

Yeah, yeah. Like I see you. And he's like, I got your album right here. It's called The Greatest Hits. You awesome. from Jay Go on. Yeah. I always love when

Jay comes by, man. It's 5 o'clock just got paid. I'll be all next two days. No more working like dogs. No more leash. No more boss.

I got a weekend full of nothing to do it all. Yehaw. Or this one. Eight-second ride. I don't even know if this is... That's on there.

Is it... Yeah. Ready for you? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. All-school, Jake, I'm going to bring the heat, man. Eight-second ride. Come on.

I said, hey, girl, what's your name? Haven't I seen you before? I recognize them dark green eyes when you walk through the door. Are you along or are you with someone? What you said, a matter of fact, I'm not. So I took her hand is when it all began. and then we hit it towards a parking lot and she said,

Hey boy, do you mind taking me home tonight because I ain't ever see the country boy with tires on his truck this high I said, climb on up but honey watch the cup

where I'll be spending my death tonight and hold on tight because it's going to be wilder than any egg right. Listen, I like Jake a lot. I love those old old songs. Mostly probably because he hates them.

No, they're so good. But he's like, watch out for the cup with my dip. I did, listen, I'll be honest to you, I thought a good company got robbed. The jam. It was the jam. Oh, that didn't make greatest hits. I thought the song was fantastic.

I thought it was one of the best songs. The Kiss and Masterpiece. That was one of those that irritated me this year. That was like, radio stupid. That's what I thought. All right. Anything else? Well, I guess I don't know if I said the date, but it's going to be available November 24th.

I wonder why the deal is with that. Listen, if I'm just guessing, it's got to be something, because nobody puts out of greatest hits. Yeah. Pretty rare these days. Except to do it just to get out of record or something like that. Do you think to get these two new songs, you have to buy the entire album? No, of course not. Okay.

Again, don't know. Okay. Hopefully it makes more money off of it. I was looking at his Instagram and he was out with his daughter and they were like, I guess he bought her some chickens. She said I want chickens. He's like, so what does she get? So I got some chickens. Oh, that's cool.

He had big old, you know, people that have come to the house, Jake's got one of the biggest trucks. And he'd send that picture. See how big his truck is? We know. He just said in the song. Yeah, the tires. The girl said, man, I didn't see a truck in those tires that high. She better hold on tight because it's going to be wilder than any eight second ride.

Which those are pretty wild. Most people don't even last eight seconds. Thanks. That's true. So they just call me in college. Are you good? Yes, that's your 30 seconds skinny. That was like five minutes.

Well, we started talking about Jake. Amy went to Haiti over the weekend. We talked about it a few times yesterday. But she went to see her kids. She hadn't seen her kids in a few months. And she's been four and a half years into this adoption process. She still does not have her kids. Like, she still does not in her house where she has their rooms ready, does not have the kids living there.

So she goes to the orphanage, spent a couple days with them. But what I have here is audio of, I guess you were telling your kids know so much. They started to mock you. Well, I didn't know they were mocking me, but my friend Megan that was with us, she was like, oh my gosh, he is, he's mocking. He's mocking you. So she got it on video. She asked him, wait, what does your mom say? What does mom say? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So evidently, I've been saying no, a lot. Like, no, no, no, no, because that's exactly how he's saying it is how I say it to them.

Because if they start to do something that they shouldn't be doing, my reaction is, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like that. And so that's him going, no, no, no, no, no. But I've got to come up with a better plan. Like, that doesn't work. Yeah, you just say no. I would think that's just part of it. I don't know. No, no, no.

I feel like I want to be more of a yes mom. No, you don't. No, yes moms are, that's not good. Not to be a cool mom. You know, Eddie was watching all of your Insta stories. And some of the things that you did were you wouldn't let your kids ride motorcycles and no helmets. You let them stay on your phone and do lots of screen time.

Those didn't bother him, right? Not at all. There was even one where you had your daughter with a knife at the table. I'm like, that's fine. Whatever. Yeah, yeah. No big deal. But there was one that really got him that bothered him. They made you think, like, oh, she may not be ready for this parenting thing. Do you know what it was? What? Eddie? Amy, you were jumping on the bed with your children. First off, your children are jumping on the bed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's how they get hurt. And then, on top of it, moms on the bed with them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. That's how they get hurt. And then, on top of it. And then, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

That's what they know you for. I know. I don't want to be that. Like, he was even laughing, making fun of me. He's like, what? Eddie, you're the helicopter parent jumping on the bed. You let your kids jump on a trampoline, but you won't let them jump on the bed? Yeah, you know what's beside beds? A trampoline's supposed to be jumped on.

Yeah, and there's nets on the side of it. On the side of beds are side tables where they could hit their head on and, like, get hurt. I was holding their hands, and it was a controlled environment. There was only one minor incident because the ceiling fan. was a little closer some of the morning time. And it was only her head. Right. Mom goes down.

They're done. Yeah. That was it. That's his only issue. Wow. I really... You've got to work on that, Amy. Parenting fails this weekend.

Did you get a call from the former prime minister yesterday? No. Okay. Just checking. You said you may. We just check. I know. He told me, please give me.

I will work on Monday. Tuesday's a holiday. Let's reconnect on Wednesday. So I'm patiently waiting for tomorrow. All right. I have this for you. The majority of adults who do this started it at age 14. All right.

The majority of adults who do this started doing it at age 14. I don't think you're going to get it. We'll give one caller a shot, too, if the studio doesn't get it. Lunch thinks he knows it, so I'll let him be the spoiler. Go ahead. Man, I feel good about this. Go ahead. Tanning.

Oh, my. You got it? No. No, no, no, that's not it. Everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby ball. Come on, Bob.

Amy now with the Corny. The morning corny. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. I didn't really concentrate to make sure I said it right. Yes, I did. A synonym roll.

You get it. Yeah, I did it. It's funny. It is, it is. Yeah. That was the morning corny. All right, never going to get it. The majority of adults who started doing this started at age 14.

Let's go around the room. Amy? Smoking. Dang. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Lunch box. Diary.

Excuse me? Diary. Write in your diary. Ding, hit it. You know it's right. No, no, no. No. No.

That was a terrible answer. No, you even leaned in. Diary. You go, what? Diary. Yeah, because I thought you said diarrhea. That's why I leaned in. Like, I really leaned in because I went, what?

Eddie. Oh, that's dipping tobacco. That's the dumbest answer to man. The answer is drinking coffee. I'm sorry. That's so easy. Yeah, I know. It was so easy.

I thought you guys had nail it. We all went hardcore. We're like drugs. D.H. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Diarrerie. Tomorrow on CMT, it's the artist of the year special.

It's a little different this year because of all the crappy stuff that's happened. I think they switch the tone a little bit. But it's still Stapleton and FGL and Luke. It's five artists. And so I'm going. I'm presenting at it. So I'll be on TV if you want to see it for me, but I'm not the reason to watch. So Amy is going to go with me.

I texted her last night. I was like, hey, you want to go? And she said yes. And there was no drama about clothes. which I thought was pretty cool. What do you mean drama? I didn't give you any time, to be fair. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, here we go. Somebody else must have backed out or something. Just go ahead, get out of your system. No, I mean, you just said there was no drama about clothes. No drama, nothing. There's just like, oh, great, now I don't, I mean, I was prepared to do anything. I didn't know.

We will be on camera tables. What? What? Oh, no. So you only have 24 hours to plan. Oh, man. I was thinking, okay, well, this is more Bobby's thing. I'm not going to really be seen, so I can just kind of like, okay, now we got to get spray tan. Like, this just went to a whole other level.

It's at tables, yeah. There's a woman she broke the pumpkin pie eating record. Just two weeks before Halloween, competitive eater Molly Schuller, set the record. She ate 48 pieces of pumpkin pie in 10 minutes. Wow. What? 48 pieces in 10 minutes. The 48 pieces of pie weighed a staggering 17 pounds.

She ate 17 pounds of pie. Oh my goodness. What does she look like? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Because I want to know, like, is she a competitive eater that is just a machine or is she just someone that likes pie?

What's your name? I give it to you because her last name is spelled out of heart. She set the record back in 2015 with 47 pieces and she broke it with 48 pieces of pie. There's the page if you want to see what she looks like. I have no idea what she looks like. Eddie, it's pie on your computer. Wow. I love pumpkin pie, but I can do that.

Pumpkin pie. me is the quintessential Thanksgiving dish. More so than turkey. I'll eat turkey all year. Pumpkin pie is the pumpkin spice of foods. Is the pumpkins? I don't get it. It should only be around for that year.

In the fall. Pumpkin spice is actually cool to be on all year, I think. Okay, I see what you're saying. Did you find her? No picture. Oh, here she is. Yeah, she's normal size. What's normal size?

She's not big. Like, you'd expect someone to eat 12 pounds or how many pounds? No, she ate 70 pounds of five. 17 pounds of pies. She's little. Wow. You want a second? Never going to get it real quick?

Yeah. I have another one here real quick. All right. 35% of men say they never do this at home without asking their wife first. Okay. All right, all right. 30. I don't know how you guys do this.

35% of men say they never do this at home without asking their wife first. Never going to get it. Amy, I'm going to let you spoil this one. Go ahead. Eat something. Eat something. No. No.

Now, if you want to be the first caller in, our number is 877-77 Bobby. 35% of men say they... Well, they should ask. They never do this at home without asking their wife first. Go ahead and call and then we'll be back with the answer in a second. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Never going to get it is.

35% of men say they never do this at home. without asking their wife first. Joanne and Tampa, you were the first caller? Hey, Bobby. Hey. What do you think this is? I love your show. Well, I know it's changed the channel.

My husband's not at 35%. So, change the channel. Change the channel. Ah, that's not it. I'm sorry. That's not it. It's not it. Well, love you still, Bobby.

Thank you. I still appreciate you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Amy, what is it?

Oh, man. Do the lunch? All right. Lunch bikes? Well, I have laundry. Eddie? It's easy. What do you have?

You got to ask your wife to leave the house before you leave the house. Not nothing? Adjust a thermostat. Okay, I see that. Oh. That happens in my house. There's your answer. He doesn't ever ask me.

He doesn't? No. He just does it. He does it, and he doesn't weigh too high. And I have to go sneak behind him and lower it. That just sounds like a never-running battle that I would. not want to be part of. Like we'd have the discussion.

This is what it needs to be at these times. I would give some. At these times. Yes. Yes. Oh, you would win. You win the thermostat battle in here. One.

It's freezing. So cold. Because I'm the boss. Okay? No, I thought it's because you sit under that warm voice. But two, the real reason is I have the oldest station equipment ever. I'm using the morning guys equipment from 10 years ago. And the board generates heat.

Probably radiation, if I'll be honest with you. Oh, great. Like, I, yeah, it's not good. It doesn't omit radiation. I think it does. It's that old. I think it's radiation. What's the stuff that was putting the walls and everybody gets sick?

I think asbestos is coming out of this board. And they just let me work on it. Like, this thing is so old. So that's why I'm sitting basically behind a stove and I'm sorry you guys are cold. It's okay. As long as you're warm and toasty. As long as you feel good, we're happy. As a wise man once said, wear a coat.

Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we are wearing a coat. blankets. Yeah, I'm layered up. Yeah. Gloves. Wool socks.

All right. Do you see my controversial tweet yesterday about this song? Yeah, you said, if it's not number one for a second week in a row, this industry's messed up. Kind of, that's what I said? I'm paraphrasing. That song has to be number one again. It was so big this week. You can't get its legs swept out by the next song.

I don't even know what the next song is. And it's not even that I'm a huge fan of that song, but it's such a monster song that if it's not number one again, why we even have number ones? This is not participation ribbon format. It is, but it shouldn't be. So I hope that Kane Brown song is number one again. So that's what I said, man, you talk about light of fire

under people. Everybody got mad at. Everybody gets mad at Bobby all the time. I don't know. It's just your opinion. I don't know. It's my Twitter. Stop following me. Stop following me, Mr. Bobby bones. Are you like boo bones? Boobie bones for Halloween. Boobie bones, yeah. Lunchbox is upset. about something? Now, I put the poll up. Do you want to hear what he's upset about or not?

Because some people just go, dude, stop complaining. So, it's on my Insta story. I have to go vote. You do have to go vote. On my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, I put an Insta story up, and it says, do you want to hear the lunchbox controversy. If they say yes, we'll do that segment lunchbox. If they don't, we won't. I know you're upset. I know you're upset. I know you're upset. Listen, I just would encourage people to vote yes because I think they're going to be on my side on this issue. I know you're upset. Let's let them go. I just. I would like to air my grievances and I want other opinions. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.

It's my Insta story. So you have to be on your phone. But you can click yes or no. Now time for Is it Fake News? Is it Fake News? Some people are calling for a high school coach's job after his team ran up the score and won 120 to nothing this past weekend. In Louisiana, the star quarterback threw for 10 touchdowns and the coach just kept scoring points. Wow.

is it fake news? And they were calling for his job? Because he scored 120 points. Amy, is it fake news? That's fake news. You think it's fake news? Eddie? Ten touchdowns.

That's not too, too much. I say it's real. But 120. I say it's real. Ten touchdowns would be 70 points. That means another 50 had to be scored by a running back with kickers. I'm going to go fake news. Amy and I go fake lunch.

Eddie goes real. What is it? Lunchbox? Man, the powerhouse outside New Orleans is fake news. Fake news. That was fake news. He got me. Yeah, I felt like it was.

Just the math. If it had been like 17 touchdowns, I'd have been like, okay, we're on to something here. So, okay, if you want Lunchbox's controversy, go vote. I'm going to go vote. I just voted. I let you guys pick the segment. Because Lunchbox is upset, and sometimes people get upset and lunchbox being upset. So I said, do you want to hear why he's upset?

Eof. 91% of people said yes. Yes! Yes! Thank you. I was so nervous. I was nervous. I voted like three times.

You can't. So you're lying. Okay. So there we go. Go ahead. You have your time to shine. Okay. Yesterday there was an event for Garth Brooks.

It was a private event. It was invite only. And Morgan, number one, our producer, the head producer said, hey, you know, you guys want to come? And I was like, yes, I'd love to bring my wife. And she said, sorry, we are not allowed plus ones. They are not allowed to come. I said, fine.

I'll come alone. So then I show up and I get in line to go inside and I look two people in front of me And there is Morgan number one with her boyfriend A plus one A plus one after I was told plus ones are not allowed And I was like, huh Okay Convenient how she got a plus one

Wow even Amy kind of recalled that one No because I was kind of like there's a I personally believe there's a level of a tier system. There's a tier system. And while, although Megan, Morgan is executive producer of the show, which is a really high position, lunchbox has been with the show for like... Yeah, she's not lunchbox. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I walked up and that was me and I was told my husband couldn't come and she had her boyfriend. Guys, do you... Hold on, hold on. Morgan has walked into the studio. I want to hear Morgan's side, but part of me is... We're not going to be yelling over each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No yelling.

I'm calm. Oh, this is awkward. But let me tell you, I took a picture of her so I could show that her boyfriend was there, and I added like I was showing us, oh, we're excited to go on the Blubert, and she looks at the camera, and it's like, yeah, got you and your boyfriend. I knew what you were doing. And first off, I texted Bobby about this event over the weekend. I was invited by one person and then told, never mind, like, we might not be invited after all.

So things changed. What do I have to do with this? Basically, I found out, listen. I have nothing to, I didn't know anything about this. I found out yesterday that basically. Basically only Bobby was invited. Oh. And Bobby couldn't go.

So I responded back and I said, oh, okay, that's cool. He can't come. But lunchbox, me and Morgan 2 would love to go. And they got our names on the list. Well, later yesterday afternoon, Morgan H texted me that she could no longer go. Morgan 2. Yes.

And that is when I was like, oh, my gosh, we have an hour before the show. I'm just going to see if Brian can go. Which you should have reached out to lunchbox and said, hey, your wife. I reached out to Gator. our PD two weeks ago asking him if I could get a plus one. So I feel like I'd been working on this for a while. I really wanted to surprise my boyfriend.

I never did take him to any of our events. You're completely in the wrong. And I'm the reason lunchbox got to go. None of us were going to get to go. There's no talk. Lunchbox, you have the talking state. You don't think I was in contact with Gator last week when we started recording liners about this whole thing. So don't, like you did everything.

No, wait. Guys, I'm going to shut the whole thing down if we don't call. No, no. I'll do the hold-ons. Hold on. Talking sticks, please. I'm doing the whole done. Listen, I'm ruling. Morgan number one is absolutely in the wrong.

If Lunchbox asked for his wife, even if they said you can bring your boyfriend, lunchbox, hold on you about the show. What year? 14 years. Oh. What does that have anything to do with it? I don't understand. Okay.

Amy, go ahead. Morgan, I adore you. but not understanding or comprehending what 14 years has to do with anything is showing a sign of, that's just not being very, you have to understand. It was a last minute ad. And I thought they were definitely going to say no and give Morgan H's ticket to somebody else in the media. Morgan number two. Morgan number two.

And when he turned around and said, oh, we can actually do it. Like I called my boyfriend within five minutes. He was on his way to the gym and he was like, oh my gosh, I would love to go. Don't care about the gym or him loving to go. It should have been offered lunchbox his wife. Let's vote. Who thinks it should have been offered lunchbox's wife? Raise your hand. Eddie, lunchbox, Amy, myself.

Morgan number two, how do you feel about this? It was your ticket. That's the thing. Like, none of this would have happened if Morgan went. Yeah, but it did. Lunchbox, you were on the right. Okay. You should have been offered a ticket for your wife.

Like, no doubt about it. Like, not even a question. I just don't understand that at all. I get he's been here longer. I understand that. But what does that have to do with an event that we're going to? Amy, do you want to fill this? I mean, I'm not coming from, I'm not upset like lunchbox by any means.

I'm coming from a place of like just knowing and understanding. I get it. Life's not, I don't want to make life about a tier system. Tier system. No, it's not. It is. And I never pay my boyfriend to anything. And I always opt out on plus ones.

Let me offer this perspective. What if Bobby had been told he couldn't take a plus one? And then you were going and then you found out, would you have called your boyfriend? and not let Bobby have that other plus one. Would you have? Nope. I'm just asking because that's the, Bobby sits at the top.

I'm saying what I would do. Even if I, it was me and I, I don't know where I, I've been with the show for, just after lunchbox. So even if that happened to me, I would never give the ticket to my husband before checking with Bobby about a plus one. I was just trying to do something nice for my boyfriend

and I'll never bring him along to anything ever again. No, don't turn it into that. That's not the point. Lunchbox, case dismissed, do you win this one? You had the right to be upset. Thank you. I just want you to see the reasoning. Like, we're not trying to be mean.

It's just the, oh, and I don't want you to be upset. I really don't. I just want you to understand where we're coming from. There we go. We've all done. Everybody cringed. Wow, that's a tough one. I know.

And Instagram wanted to hear it at Lunchbox. So you won twice. Dang. This guy's, hold on, sorry. Thank you to the jury and thank you to Instagram. I turned his mic off because he wouldn't. stop talking. There's this thing with Lunchbox.

He doesn't know where to draw lines. He doesn't know how to move on with things. We had a segment last hour where Lunchbox was told he couldn't bring his wife to the Garth Brooks secret show last night at the Bluebird Cafe, a very intimate thing. And he's like, no, you can't bring your wife. And then our producer Morgan brought her boyfriend. And so he was upset. We talked about it, and it was what it was.

And it moved on. Well, then, in fact, post a tweet of the text message and then Morgan and her boyfriend. Then we find out that everybody else got to bring plus ones to two It gets worse You mean like in the building? Yeah like the afternoon show I brought his mom Like the whole thing It's worse

The whole thing Like I'm going to say this and I never say this But I'm going to say it because I really feel it in my heart Say what It's two words I've never said together Oh no I know and I feel it on my heart And I have to say it

And I'm going to say it Poor lunch bogs Yes thank you You feel for it. I do. I mean, we have like promotion assistants that brought like their cousins, you know? Lundrax's wife and is like sitting at home, like watching luncheon watching luncheon's pariscused. That's why he periscoped.

We gave him such a hard time, but he paracoped it for his wife. He would just share it with her. He's like, I'm just trying to let my wife know because she wasn't invited. It's so brutal. Her quote when I got home was, looked like a lot of fun. Yeah, that's brutal. Did she know yet? Did you tell her yet about Morgan taking the boyfriend?

Oh, I texted her when I was in line. I was like, well, I guess we're not allowed to bring plus one, but Morgan's boyfriend staying next to her in line. And she goes, are you serious? Oh, look. I mean, she was her. All right. We're going to move off. I want to take one call it.

Jennifer and Lubbock. Hi, Jennifer. Hello. Hey, what do you think? Morgan is wrong in so many levels. Morgan number one. Why do you think so? Because her not recognizing.

The seniority that lunchbox has over her is number one wrong. And taking a boyfriend over a wife. That's also a thing. I didn't think about that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, how long has a lunchbox been married? Two and a half years. But you've been together years before that.

Yeah. Yeah. So years over, you know, that boyfriend might be gone tomorrow. I mean, really, that is also a seniority over. A boyfriend and a wife. Now they have to get married. How many times do you get to see like Garth Brooks in a tiny room? Lunchbox's wife? Zero.

Oh. If she needs her, I mean, if she needs a favor, the wife, lunchbox's wife, no way is she going to think about Morgan. She's like, she put me to the dog house. Maybe I don't think that's the case. No, I don't think that was Morgan's intent. I think it all happened last minute. and I know Morgan feels bad about it.

Thank you, Jennifer. Hey, Jennifer, we're going to be in Lubbock Friday night. Are you coming? No, I'm not. I'm so sorry. You're going to miss the raging idiots are coming. You're going to miss the biggest party in Lubbock. Big deal.

Yes, sir. I know. I'm so sorry. Why aren't you coming? I need to know more about this life. What's happening? I have younger kids. Oh, that'll get you every time.

Get rid of them. Yeah. All right, well, maybe next time, Jennifer. Thank you. Hey, thanks for the call. as always, I appreciate you. Ragingidgets.com, if you guys want to come in Lubbock or Tulsa this weekend. We'll move on from that.

There are a lot of calls. I felt like I needed to address that, and lunchbox keeps digging in. No more digins. No, there's no digging. I just wanted to put my evidence out there, sort of like Exhibit A. Thank you very much. We're going to move on and play a song. Okay.

I'll laugh about this for maybe two days. Oh, me too. Yeah. The Bobby Bones show. I don't think don't mind me sharing because they posted on Twitter. So there's a reporter here in Nashville, and he went to cover the shootings in Vegas. And he goes, and he's covering the story of, he's an adult. He's a kid.

He's like 21, 22 years old. Name's Artie. And Artie was shot in the stomach and was in the hospital for eight days. And as he's in Nashville covering the story, Ardy says, hey, you're from Nashville? Do you know Bobby Bones? And he's like, I don't, but I'm not hard to get a hold of. So I got a message yesterday, and I called Artie and talked to him for like half an hour last night. Oh, wow.

And so Artie lives in Vegas, and he was at the show, and I was like, dude, what happened? And he said he was hanging out near the front. And he said it felt like a firecracker went off in his stomach. And he's like, I just kept running. And as I looked down, I was like, I've been hit. And there was blood everywhere. He got in an ambulance. He was in the hospital for eight days.

Oh, my gosh. And he just got out, and he was at home playing video games. And I talked to the whole family last night. And his spirits were super high. And he was like, I'm just so thankful. He's like, talk about a perspective changer. Yeah. Even just hearing that story is a perspective changer.

Shout out to Artie, who may be listening. It may not be. I'll be sleeping. But shout out to Artie, who's a big fan of the show. And to just everybody who that was just a chain that was like, hey, will you call this kid? I was like, give me a cell phone number. So I called him last night. That's awesome.

Yeah. Awesome for, I mean, I'm telling you, he was so positive. Mm-hmm. And it was like, I'm just happy to be alive. And I'm grateful for, you'll see, he tweeted me and I retweeted it last night. Oh, okay. I'll go check it out. Or I don't think I would have talked about it.

No, I'm glad you did. That's a good, I mean, we need stories like that because it helps. Oh. Like, sometimes when I'm, yesterday, I felt like I had just the worst day. but it was all in my, like when you talk about perspective, like a what? My day was nothing compared to that at all. And he can choose happiness and joy, please, I can too. Maybe.

Good point. So. Alan Jackson turns 59 today. Don't rock the jukebox. Got a chance to spend a little time, Alan Jackson. Big dude. Is it cool? Really nice.

Quiet. but really nice. Always to me. I don't know to anybody else. He's always been kind of me. Five facts about Alan Jackson, and maybe you didn't know. Okay.

Happy birthday Alan Jackson. Fact number one, he wore a cowboy hat at first to cover a scar. He said he got a scar on his head, so he wore a cowboy hat to hide it, and then kept wearing it. Fact number one. Fact number two,

he met his wife, Denise, at a dairy queen. Her maiden name is also Jackson. What? They've been married for almost 40 years. That's fact number two. He has one IMDB acting credit.

He played, quote, country singer in an episode of Matlock in 1992. That's cool. Matlock's so good. The weird thing is, I would challenge this because I know for sure, as a home improvement fan, that they went on home improvement and played, and you can look this up

because I didn't. They did Mercury Blues. Going to buy me and Mercury and cruise it up and down the road. They played on Tooltime. They sure did. I have it up right there. If there's anything that I know, it's 90 to 2000 television. On Tool Time.

Yeah. He knows everything. Alan Jackson has a net worth of $85 million. Not that. He sold over 80 million albums worldwide. And he will be inducted in the Country Music Hall of Fame this Sunday. So congratulations, Alan Jackson. Well, it's all right.

Be a little bitty. A little hometown or a big old. I have a boxing coach that I've trained, but I went to a class. These boxing classes are pretty amazing. And it's like me and 32 other females and like two other dudes. They're basically female dominant classes. And the boxing classes aren't like beat people up. It's just good cardio.

But there are these two dudes and they don't work. The whole class, they're not working hard. They're just in like the last five minutes, they go like balls to the wall. And like, and at the end they're like, man, that was a tough workout. I'm like, no, it wasn't you didn't do anything for 55 minutes. Why, what do you think they're reasoning behind that is? Because you would think they would look tough the entire class because the girls would be like, oh, wow. I think the reasoning is probably, they were tired the whole workout.

And then at five minutes, they were like, well, you got five minutes. Let's work hard. Oh. But I even tweeted. I was like, I see you guys over there faking it for 55 minutes, then taking all the glory. Because they were going at it. Like, they were like, oh, at last five minutes. They were like, do, do, do, do.

And at the end, they were like, who's not talking about. They were giving us high-fives. I'm like, what's wrong with you guys? So there was a guy who shot his daughter's boyfriend in the groin because they got into an argument. What? Oh, you didn't see that? Yeah.

Police in Pennsylvania are searching for a man accused of shooting his daughter's boyfriend right in the old pigeonhole. It all started after an argument at a motel where his daughter and boyfriend were staying. There you go. Police say when they arrived, the dad arrived, they argued, and they shot him in the groin right in the upper leg groin. He now faces a lot of teeth. charges, the victims at the hospital.

Oh, no, man, his life. It just depends what he hit. I'm thinking of the dad here, though. This is like... Like, he must have been really mad to go, like, to try to shoot his... Yeah. To try to shoot...

His daughter's... Boyfriends. Pecker. Yeah. And then... And I'm sure a lot of dads want to do that, but you just can't. They probably break up out of that. You can't do that.

Or they get married. Yeah. That either makes them closer or farther than I know, right? Okay. Amy, you be the judge. who does this the best, okay? It's the Taylor Swift off. You know that, Eddie and I do this all the time.

We have already been on who does it the best. Eddie, ready? Go ahead. I'm ready. Three, two, one. Just that part. That's it. That's it. We don't care about any more of the song. Who cares what she says.

Okay. Bobby, yours is too high. You can't hold my tongue. No, no. I'm just diaphragm it. Okay. Ooh. All right, ready.

Ooh. Ooh. Amy, who would you give a? too. Come on Amy. No. Bobby, you need more like grit with it.

Here we go, dude. You're getting better. The first one you did was like Michael Jackson. Whatever. I still like mine. I still think mine's pretty good. Even if you don't.

People told my whole career that I wasn't worth crap. She called your, oh, Michael Jackson like. That's okay. Michael Jackson was. He goes, eh. Hey, tomorrow morning, by the way, you have to be listening. because depending where you are,

it's like 8.30 Eastern, 7.30 Central. I don't know, Pacific. All these times, I mess me up. Lunchbox has 25 attempts to make a half-court shot. And if he doesn't, we get to address them however we want, and we put him out at a busy intersection. It's to stand there for 30 minutes. If he does, he wins straight cash.

That's tomorrow morning. He has 25 attempts at half-court. Some listeners said I gave him way too many attempts, and he thinks he'll nail it. I mean, I practice this. This is what I do. I just make half court shots. Because I always think about if I'm going to get called at a basketball game and they put me out there, I got to shine.

You think about that and you practice that? Yes, that's what I think about. The top 10 non-essential items that we can live without. So we can't live without that. So these are things that we're like, oh, I can never live without that, but we really could. Number one's the Internet. But really, you can't really live without that, can you? But we've lived without it before.

Yeah, but now everything is structurally part of the Internet. We would have to go get an encyclopedia. Your phone, your pets, a washer and dryer, a nice big air mattress. Yeah. A microwave makes a list. Amy does not have a microwave. I predict when she gets to kids, when her kids finally get to move in, she'll have four microwaves.

I agree with you. They'll have TVs, microwaves. They'll all in the room. Yeah, we have TVs, but no, no, microwave. Do your kids get a TV in the room? No. No. Why?

Well, because I don't, they're little kids. He's seven. She's 10. No. I never had a TV in my room growing up. Eddie, do your kids? You get two kids. They get TVs at rooms? Nope. Really? Now, we've talked about it, but now we've decided not to. You guys are terrible parents. Nah.

According to this, sports can break your heart. If your team loses a big game, it's the same feeling as when your heart's broken. Wow. They found that sports fans watching a big game deal with the same heart rate key points and brain chemical releases as heartbreak. Wow. Listen, I'm never more sad than whenever Arkansas loses a huge game

that I'm totally pumped for. Like, it takes me a bit. I mean, it takes me sometimes a good two days. Two days? And I know it's a sport, but I'm passionate about it. Two days?

Yeah, and sometimes I still don't want to talk about it. 1998? Like, don't even give me started. Don't get me start on the sternover. I was watching it. Clint Sterner put the ball on the ground. Fumbled it. We lost Tennessee.

We were undefeated. And Tennessee won this national championship that year with Team Martin. Wow. I just don't understand that. Oh, I was miserable. I was sick for a week. Sick? It's terrible.

Amy, it's just a terrible, terrible, terrible feeling. Oh, you all are being so dramatic. We are. You're right. We are being dramatic, but that's okay because I just told you science that it was okay. I can't think of anything besides actual heartache of like, that means the loss of, if you have heartbreak, the loss of something close to you in your life. Other than like it being like a human or animal, like a game. I don't get that at all.

Science says that. You take a shot. Okay, let me hear her. You're not putting it hard into it. Go ahead. You're not putting any hard into it. You guys have no effort. What?

That was effort, Bobby. There you go. Y'all are making it more than it is. That song has become the jam to me. It wasn't at first, and that shit has a new one out, too. I don't like as much. But that, look what you made me do. This one is just becoming your jam?

It's so good. Welcome to the club, bro. I know. I'll be listed in, like, Z-100 flipping around on IHart Radio. And so that comes on. Like, here, I like that one when it comes on, I won't change it.

That strip that down song from Liam Payne. Oh, yeah. I turn it up, and then I pull my car over and I record me singing it every time on Insta Story. You know I love it when the music stop, I'm going strip that down for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that is a good pop song

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really listen to that on my own, though. Like, I don't go, let me play something here on my playlist and play that. Oh. I do like it when it comes on the radio. I've been listening to Gillian Jackal and a lot. Her album is so sad. It's like the A side.

It's a sad record. It's really good. It's right up your alley. Yeah, it's right up my alley. And she's going out with Eddie and I, the radio. aging idiots. We get, you know, the cool thing is we get to find these new artists that are great. And I was like, man, she's so good. She came in here. It was our first ever radio appearance. Awesome. Yeah. So I would encourage people. And this song's like, I think it's like after a breakup.

But she's like, just hate me. So it's easier. So it's easier. So it's easier. So it's easier. Maybe it's for her. Oh, yeah. Maybe it's for her. I don't know what it is. But I would prefer that you hate me instead of like still have feelings for me. So it'd be easier. That's what I take for me. Maybe it's for her. Oh yeah, maybe. That's her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, now that I'm listening. Coffee mugs from Portland, don't need that sweater from your drawer.

Don't need you to chase me down the stairs and out the door. No, don't need to hear I'm sorry. The whole side, I texted it out. I texted. It's all the same to me. I did get on my phone to write stuff. I don't even know where it ends up sometimes. Bobby thinks sometimes because he tweeted it, he texted it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I told you that. That's a tweet, dude. Yeah, so my bad, my bad, my bad. Come on and hate me. That's good, it's good, huh? Yeah. She's good.

What are you listening to right now? I seek this one out, and it comes on the radio. So on IHeart Radio, if you type in John Party, the first song that comes up is Heartache on the Dance Floor. Every time? I don't know that's true. Yeah, it is, it's at the top of his list. He's got like four songs.

Like on All Access. I guess so. Or are you talking about? Okay. I just go to the search. I type in John Party. Hardache on the dance floors at the top, hit play. and then it'll go into some other country song.

Hit play and then in the other ride. But listen, then it'll go into some other like John Party related, like a George Strait song or something. Okay, got it. But what you do, stop that. Go back, hit Heartache on the Dance floor again. And then you can listen to it as many times as you want. Oh, wow. Wow.

And think about that. Good point. Okay, I'm just letting you know. It's called a repeat. No, no. I don't know that I could make it repeat on my heart. So that's my method. Well, thank you for sharing.

We kid because we care. Yeah. You know? Okay. There we go. Talk about Mike D for a second. Our phone screener, who's about to not be our phone screener, but he's getting a promotion. But over the weekend, Mike D. and I went to watch Adam Carolla do some comedy.

Yeah. It doesn't really stand up, but he did some comedy. And so we go to the show. And for Mike D, it was a big deal because Mike D. He lost 120 pounds. And it started with him going to meet Adam Carolla. and seeing the picture and being like, whoa, I need to make some changes. Is that accurate?

Yeah, I did not like the way I looked in the picture. And it was an important picture to you because you love Adam Carolla. One of my favorites, yeah. So he's like, I got to change. So he starts walking and eating a little different. He starts jogging and eating a lot different. And what were you weighing then? 280.

And now you weigh 160. So he lost 120 pounds. So great. And it was the first time that he's been able to see Adam Carolla since then. and he wanted to take an updated picture. And so he did, and we'll put it up at bobbybones.com. How good did it feel to see the two pictures beside each other? It felt really good.

Like, I don't even recognize myself anymore in that old picture. It's crazy. 120 pounds. Yeah. Did you say anything to him? Or did you just be cool and take the picture? I just took the picture. That's the right move.

Yeah. Because there were like 100 people in line. It goes quick. It goes quick. And it was for you. You know, I think it was the right move, but did you say anything to him at all? I just said hi.

Big fan? Yeah. That's cool. And you feel good. Yeah, really good. You should feel good. You should be really good. That's awesome, huh? I love it.

You saw the picture? Yeah, so good. Did you really see the picture? The picture of him and Adam Carole when he was bigger? No, the new one. Oh, no, I haven't seen the new one. I thought you meant if I seen the bigger one. It's pretty impressive.

You wouldn't even know that's Mike D on the top one where he's bigger because he looks like a totally different person. And his hair is done in the bottom one, like he's more confident. You can see it. Oh, for sure. Because in the top one, the hair is just kind of there. Like, okay, I don't care. Bottom one, boom. Awesome.

How's it going with the girls, Mike D? Not so great. Still not so great? I mean, I've been out of a few dates. Nothing really. We ran into the girl that works here that you tried to date and she said no to you. And Amy and I never met her, have we? No.

And do you know how she introduced herself? I'm the one that Mike D likes. Oh, really? I did not know that. Yeah, so we walked in and Amy and I... I think Bobby said something like, are you new year? I don't know. I never met her.

She goes, oh, she goes, I'm the one that Mike D likes. And I was like, oh, wow, that's how you introduce yourself. I kind of like that. Oh, you do kind of like that. Okay, yeah, so then there you go. I don't know what that means. What's that mean to you? That it's still in her mind.

Okay. The seeds have been planted. Yeah. I would feel like, dang, that's her thing? That's what she tells people? I guess I thought that way, too, but I kind of like Mike's for perspective. I always like Mike's perspective. He has the right perspective. Mine's always wrong. I'm always like, hmm, the glass. There's no half-empty. Well, congratulations.

Thank you. It's really cool, man. That's cool. You can go now. I know. I'm going to go check it out. I know. It's just cool. Now, I mean, Mike can go. He's just standing there like he didn't know what to do. Oh, I'm going to go check out his pick. Mike's not going to be the phone screener very much longer. We're interviewing people. We have some really, really, really good candidates to be the new phone screener who, like, wanted to do, like, radio forever. And we have some really good people to pick from. And so I think I may have...

Whoa! You see the picture? Whoa. I didn't know he had posted the after one yet. Yeah. That's amazing. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I got a problem with someone.

Yeah. People, I don't know. Have you seen the new diet avocados? Yeah. I feel it was pretty ridiculous. So ridiculous I did not click the link. Okay. Well, it's called a light avocado and I keep reading about it everywhere.

So I don't know why people are trying to make a reduced fat avocado. And now they're selling it in stores. And people need to understand the avocado is good fat, fat that your body needs. You shouldn't be scared of fat. You should be scared of sugar. I agree you should be scared of sugar. I would also like to say it's about fat. I've got this little pooch on the bottom of my stomach that can never get rid of.

Okay. I've tried everything. I've tried the whole eating right thing. I've tried the exercising thing. I just can't get rid of that. You got a little pooch of fat? I do. I don't know how to get it.

My whole life, I can't shake it. Do you think it's scar tissue from your scar? A bit. Just on my belly. I don't have a belly button or a full one because I have a scar that runs from my sternum down to like the bottom of my belt line because I have my spleen taken out. But no, it's not it. And I started taking these metamusal pills. Because I would go to the bathroom like once a week.

That's not good. That's bad. No one told me it was bad, right? I'm surprised you didn't just tell yourself like this is not good. He was enjoying the week off. For example. Bobby learns that people actually use the bathroom more. Molly probably thinks it's a waste of time to sit in the bathroom.

It's not efficient to sit in the bathroom for a long time. Time is money. I was going to the bathroom once a week. Not to get too much into my own business, but I was like, oh, so I started taking these medamusal pills, and still then it's okay. I take like four in the morning of Fortnite. I believe that's how many he's supposed to take. Like, I'm taking eight pills a day.

And still, I'm doing it all. You're not going to find somebody eats better than me. Or it works as hard as me working out. Still, I got those little pooch I can't get rid of. Does it go surgery? No, Bobby, it's fine. Your body's fine. Eddie check us pooch out.

I don't know. I'm good, man. I would feel fine. You have body dysmorphia. I would feel fine if I wasn't doing the work. I wouldn't care about it. But I'm doing the work. Oh.

So I'm going to have a diet off. avocado, called the day. No, you're not. No more diet avocados. No, we don't need to reduce the fat and avocado. All right. What else you got? Okay, so vodka, this particular brand, every time you drink it, you can now help fight hunger here in the U.S.

I now understand what you were talking about during the commercial. Yeah, yeah. Eddie and I were having a conversation, and Amy yells at, do I have a vodka deal? He has a show. He was like, why is Amy wondering if she has a vodka deal? Well, I didn't want to promote this simple vodka, even though I think it's cool what they're doing in case we had like some other vodka deal and they're like, whoa. Now it makes sense.

Okay. So, but what's cool is every drink equals a meal. So if you buy an entire bottle. Wow. Wow. They got you right there. If you buy an entire bottle, that's 20 meals that goes towards various hunger relief organizations here in the U.S. Damn's okay.

I'm just feeding the hunger. Maybe I'm a other way. I'm a screwdriver. being being hungry oh boy you can just have one drink

no no I'm going to sit by the whole bottle I won't feed more people you can drink I've never even

been drunk over a course of the day that's been that's my impression to being drunk not bad never been drunk

how to do it's not bad pretty good if you you remind me a lunchbox oh man he gets sloppy

he's the worst drunk Amy what else guess what would I like to see come back it's something we all like

had as a kid you can Holding your hand and it's got buttons. Okay. I like to pretend this. This is a good thing. Okay, it's got buttons. You can hold it in your hand.

You can, oh, it's, you could take it with you. Um, a chomagotchi. A what? What is that? A what? A pet rock. Gameboy. Game Boy!

Yay! Yes! Yeah, Nintendo has filed a bunch of stuff that is leading people to believe that the Game Boy's coming back and it's going to be preloaded with 20 to 30 games. I watched a video of like a four-year-old being given a Game Boy after they're already trained at phones and touching the screen. and they have no idea what to do with it. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, because they're moving the finger and they're like, it won't work. What's those things called tomagachis? I don't know what you're talking about. I've heard what you're talking about. Those little thing, they're like... You have to keep it alive. Yeah, it's like a keychain thing.

We know. What? That's my boy. It's on a keychain. It's a live? A chia pet? No. Go ahead.

What else you got? Okay, Yahoo has a report claiming that the Russian troll factories were required to watch House of Cards to learn about American politics, to comment on social media and different sections of websites to try to like drum up conversation and get inside info and this and that. House of Cards was there training. I mean, I believe that.

It's probably more accurate than anything else. So they were like watch House of Cards and then hit the internet be a troll. Yeah. House of Cards. I still haven't even finished the latest season that's out. It's again. It's kind of lost its whole craziness. They're probably like crap.

Yeah, nobody's watching that. They're like, we were being so outlandish. Just put it on the news, you know? You can watch it 10 minutes at a time. All right, is that it? Allergies are drying me out, man. I mean, I don't have a sore throat, but if I just give it a minute, my throat gets sore again.

Everybody have bad allergies? What do you guys do? Oh, I don't have any. Really? Not at the moment. I was trying to work out yesterday. I worked out yesterday. I did the dog photo shoot.

Which is so cute. You see it? Did you pick out your outfit or did somebody else? I did. Oh, it's so cute. Thank you. And they came over and put makeup on me because the people paid for it. They were like, hey, they call it glam.

I hate that word. But they were like, we'll do glam. I was like, okay. So they did my hair and did makeup. And you'll see on my Instessori, I look so good in makeup. Like, I'm just a normal looking dude, like below average without it. I put it on and I have a comment on how good I looked in makeup on my insiders. What is it?

The skin tone? What is it? All of it, dude. Contours and like the shadows. Really? Yeah, I was like, I get it And I was like, I would definitely get with me When I was looking at that

What a weird thought to have I know, listen I would get with myself I'm not, listen, I say it I don't think I'm that good looking at a guy Without makeup, but with makeup, look out, ladies So it's on my insta story Okay, I'll have to go check that part of all

I'm not the most confident person physically But on that part But with makeup on he's a whole new man I was feeling good So did that What'd you do yesterday? I hit a car at Target. You hit a car?

With my cart. Uh, okay. Does that count? Tell me more. So I'm in the parking lot and my cart rolls away from me, but I'm loading stuff into the back and it rolls right into the car that's parked behind me and I'm like, oh, like you're like, oh. But nobody was in the car.

Yeah, but the girl was standing right outside her car, which made it even that much more awkward because then you're like, I mean, obviously if it had done damage, you leave a note or whatever, but they're right there making it just so much awkward. And then she immediately was inspecting, and luckily it was all good. Was she mad at you? No, she was cool. How do you have all this stuff happen? Because you hit another car outside of Brothers Osborne house.

And that had damage, and I left a note. But they never even called you. Somehow you keep doing this stuff. It's weird they didn't call me. Something's up with that. Yeah, but you hit stuff all the time. No, this was a cart. It rolled.

I didn't like hit it, but it rolled. She was just standing there and that makes it worse, but it was fine. We probably could be friends. Yeah. Yeah. That's awkward. We got a pretty loaded back half of the week here. Shania Twain to come back by the show this week, Kip Moore will come by, Darius Rucker because he's got a new record coming out Friday.

So all those are happening later on in the week. We're ending today's show. But I think that's it. What are you doing today? I guess I'm looking for something to wear to the CMT. Artist of the year. Yep. That's right.

Amy's going with me and I gave her no time to get ready. But would you rather not been invited or been invited with super fast delivery time? Oh, I'd rather be invited

with super fast what'd you say? Delivery time? Yeah. Delivery time. Yeah, you're like Amazon. Yeah. You're like, boom.

I just have to Amazon prime something from my closet. There you go. Lunch, what are you doing today? It's called Take Care Tuesday. And what are you taking care of? Myself.

So I'll probably take a nap and watch some TV and kind of chill out. Self care. Like taking a nap Tuesday? Yeah, I could be taking nap Tuesday. I didn't think about that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cool, cool, cool. I have to get some clothes picked out for tonight for the awards. I got to wear a suit, a new suit. Yeah, but you're going to be on stage. So far. So I'm sitting at a table, so I really only need to look good from... Yeah, top up. You can wear shorts.

Yeah. We're like, wear some Hawaiian shorts. Swat pants. But top up, you're all good. You're all good, you're all good. So I'm going to do that. I got to go back to the head shrinker today. I'm going to the head shrinker.

Oh, you have? Yeah, I've been talking to, you know what the head shrinker is? The, the, the, the, the, the, the, therapist. I don't think that I knew you were doing that. Yeah, the head shrinker. Huh. Is this your casual way of telling us? Yeah, you never, you haven't told us, man.

You just said I have to go back, and I don't think we ever knew. You knew? I told you. Yeah, we didn't. Amy forgot. Shrunk it out. Hey, I knew you were wanting to go. No, I told you last night.

Oh, I think you told you. somebody else. Oh, I hate when that happens, bones. Who else were you talking to when you were talking to me? If I go to text message and I said it to you and pour my heart out. Yeah. No. Oh, you're going to be hurt.

You did not tell me, you started using emojis on me, and I know what that means. What's that mean? I don't want to talk about my feelings. Here's an emoji. And then you said something about... Oh, maybe I didn't say it. I don't know. I can't see right now.

Thank you. I don't have my glasses on. I can't see right now. Yeah. I have to look. Messing some of our co-host. I have to look. Yeah, yeah, I got a new one in the pipe.

All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow. Have a great day. I'm going to go box today, too. I'm going to go from head shrinker to boxing. So it's going to be like, in that order. So today will be a pretty fun day. Thanks for hanging. I'll see you on Wednesday.

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