The Bobby Bones Show - Final Day Of ‘Bottle Rocket Bobby’

Episode Date: March 29, 2017

Bobby ends the ‘Bottle Rocket’ talk once and for all, Eddie upset about Donut BOGO deal, Luke Bryan stops by the studio, Lunchbox admits to using the work dumpster and Bobby gets advice on what to wear to the ACM’s! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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tell them you heard it on the Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. The Bobby Bones Show. This restaurant in Pennsylvania is giving discounts to families who sit down at dinner and don't pull their phones out. I like it. I don't know how it makes a news.

Also, what's the problem with phones? Hmm. Well, they're just encouraging family time. It's an incentive. to say like, hey, we want you to take it old school. Put the phones away, have a real conversation, stuff like that. If there was something to really converse about, I think they would be. Eddie, you're a parent.

You have kids. Go ahead. Like, I love the idea of family time and all of us just sitting around talking about things, but it's just not realistic with the kids right now. Sometimes it is. It's rare. So it's much easier to pull the phone out and just have them play on it while you eat. And my wife and I can have a good dinner and talk about things, her and I.

Well, you can do that. You just won't get the discount. You do you. No, no, no, that's true. That's true. They've set up family recharging stations. You drop your phone into a basket. Oh, I'm going to give it away.

Oh, now she doesn't. Yeah. You just put your phone in your pocket. The server brings over an old-fashioned tic-tac-toe and pencils. Cute. What? And then you talk and you play tic-tac-tac-to? Love it.

That's boring. What? Oh, Tick-T-T-To is so fun. Wait, for like, a minute? Yeah. Are you kidding me? Okay, you play Tic-Tcto for like 30-1. minutes. Okay. Who am I going to play again?

There are so many levels, this conversation that just went weird. It's true. First of all, I don't like people that are like phones. We do more communicating than we ever did in our whole life because of phones. We're talking to more people ever because of phones. We're texting. It doesn't matter how you communicate. It's a matter if it's sign language, you're talking to human language, you're

doing your fingers, you're texting buttons. Nothing beats face-to-face communication. You say that's not true. That's just not true. Secondly, I can't believe lunchbox is passionate about tick-tank-toe. So weird. Are you good? I wouldn't say I'm good, but I would say I'm almost savant. Wait, that's good.

That's good. That's great. Savant is great. So I'd say I'm up there, but I'm not great. That's good. Huh. I'm so confused by what you're saying. I tried to use savant, and it didn't work. It didn't. And it confused all of us. Let's just put it that way. But yes, I like Tic Tic Toc. When you sit down and there's paper and there's Tic Tic Tocco, it is fun to play.

Do you think? They may get to learn a lot of things when our kids get here that like she had all these ideas about parenting and then, oh, yeah, the Ideas sound great until it's finally time to do it. You just change your mind. It happens. Okay. You go with what's easier in life. Listen, I'm going to be all about the family.

Listen, I didn't grow up having dinner around the table with my family. My husband did, and he's pretty adamant that we're going to have meal time, dinner, table, all together, eat like a family. I'm like, people always talking about good old days. I never sat with my family and talked about. Me neither. I was in the back in cereal box, drawn away. Yeah, me too. With no family around.

Those are the good old days. Yeah. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This guy's 87 years old, and Harold. He's donated 32 gallons of blood through the American Red Cross

over the last 60 years. Wow. A lot of blood. And they've honored him with the Lifetime of Giving Award. He started donating when he was 21 years old and he goes to get blood all the time, as much as possible.

That's awesome. And 32 gallons of blood later. Holy cow. Oh, man, it's a lot of blood. I had to give blood recently. How to go? Not good because they couldn't find my vein. Remember, I could have tiny veins?

Oh, yeah, you got tiny veins. Tiny, yeah. And like they said that, she was like, oh, look at your little veins. So cute. Cute. Look at your cute little veins. I don't want to hear that. I want to hear how manly my veins are.

Even if you have to lie. It's like they're so big we can't find the right spot in them. Oh. You're just so vainy. That's what I want. Anyway, I see you, Harold. That's awesome, buddy. 87 years old.

I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. And in California, police are searching for a car surfing daredevil. He climbed out of the window, then held onto the side of the vehicle going 60 miles an hour. Videos online, any info contact authorities. In Australia, a cyclone ripped off the roofs of multiple homes and sent boats onto dry land.

Over 60,000 are without power. And finally, officials are saying that the missing teen and the ex-teacher may be in Mexico. He's driving a silver Nissan rogue with Tennessee license plates. Look for that. Rewards $1,000. any information contact authorities. Luke Bryan and later, about an hour and a half or so. So Luke will come in.

Yeah. That's the kind of car you want to drive when you're 16 fast. Would you rather have more money or more time? Let's go around the room. More money or more time. Hmm, time with what? Just time to do whatever you want. More money and more time.

Amy. More time. Why? Because I can use it quality time. And if you have more time, you can make a little more money. Do you feel like, though, you don't have enough quality time? Like, what are you missing out on right now? Well, I mean, do I get more time in my life?

Like, I love having more time. That's the question. You get more money or more time? Yeah, time. For what? I mean, I guess I'm looking at it as like I get to, my brain instantly went to like I get more time. So I'm living longer. You know what?

You can interpret it however you want. That's how I'm seeing it. Lunchbox, more money or more time? More money. More money. What are you going to do with more money? go do whatever I want. But you need time.

No, because I won't have to work as hard because I'll have more money. Yeah, more money or more time. More money gives you more options to do cool things. I put you both up against the screws there for your answer. Yeah, why? I'm with lunchbox. More money.

I mean, we have time. The more money you have... You don't have time. Listen, the more money you have, the less time you need. Exactly. That's true. I would think if you were like a parent and you had to work and kids and stuff, you know more time.

time. We can do funner stuff with money. I don't know about that. Disney. Dude. I went to Disney. It's expensive, man. I know.

We need money. I would go time because I would just spend that time doing extra stuff, like writing extra books and making more money. Oh, dang. It's like the genie and wishes for me. It's like, I have any wishes? Do you get three wishes? First wish.

More wishes. Yes. So, yeah, that's what I would do. I just wonder when you said more time, I wonder what you would do with it. Oh, well, I said if you, I sort of said exactly what you said. I said, if I had more time, I can make more money. That solves the money problem. Working.

I would write another book immediately. That's what I would do at my time. Okay, you write books. I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Balls time. Come on, Bobby Balls. Oh, my goodness. Here we go.

Wednesday's positivity right now. Tell me something good. Fellow runners literally carried their competitor across the finish line at a Philadelphia Marathon event. It was the love run. A group of runners showed what compassion is all about.

There was an exhausted fellow runner near the finish line and there's footage of it. She is struggling and these two other people come in. They're all fighting for times and this is like pretty close to the front of the race and they stop and they like put her arms over and they all come across together. Love that.

And they, yeah. Lunchbox doesn't like those kind of stories. No, no, no. Don't ruin. Tell me something good. But he's got to like look on his face. I'm okay with it if you're not trying to win. If you're going for first place or you know you've got to get it there yourself but you're the back of the pack and you're not playing for anything, that's fine.

help them. You're all losers. You're not going to win anyway. All right. Tell me something good. Amy, go ahead. Okay, listen to this. After living their whole lives with no running water or electricity in their home, an elderly couple in Hawaii got an incredible gift from their granddaughter. Their 29-year-old granddaughter bought them a new house. First house they've ever been in with, like I said, electricity and running water. Wow. Yeah, there's been living in Hawaii off the land. Wow. Lunchbox. There's a six-year-old kid. kid. He lives in Atlanta. He's a huge Golden State Warriors fan. And his mom said, if you work

really hard in school, I'll buy you two tickets so you can go see the Warriors in person. So she buys them, goes. They're fake tickets. Oh, no. So the Warriors find out about it, and they fly him and the mom out to Oakland and they get to meet Steph Curry, the coach, and see a game in person. That's cool. Man, nice job. Golden State. That's good. See, that's the good news. That's positivity here. I was listening to our producer Raymond to the news are earlier. I've been following the story about this missing teen and this ex-teacher. And so are you watching the news

with this? Yeah. They're saying stop calling it a romance. Because people are calling it a romance because they left together. How old is she? Fifteen. Oh, and he's old. Yeah, I think he's 50. Wow. So at first, I

think they thought maybe he abducted her and now they know they ran off together. And now they may be in Mexico, according to Raymond in the news this morning. Yeah, I feel like they always knew they ran off together because she got dropped off at a restaurant and he was pumping gas at a gas station down the road and ended up, they think, picking her up. So they knew that from the beginning. So I don't understand why they say they didn't run off together. Like, I don't get their wording.

Well, maybe because he's 50 and she's 15 and he can manipulate her. Right. But supposedly he lied and told all the kids like he used to be in like the CIA and the FBI and he didn't. did all these crazy missions. Oh my goodness. Well, you say you got attacked by a shark and got trapped in the closet. No, no, I did. Right, they're not the same.

Well, I know, but they're saying that these students were like, man, this dude's amazing. Like, he did all this cool stuff and he has all this back history and like his wife has been on the news saying, just come home. Oh, no, really? Yeah. I didn't see that. I saw the guy who was doing car surfing. Right, but Ray was talking about, too. Did you guys see this?

Yeah. I saw him on the news. He's like, people only know what Teen Wolf is. Do you guys remember Teen Wolf style? Of course. That's amazing. Styles would drive and Teen Wolf would be on the roof. Yeah.

People don't know what that it is. This guy was going like 60 miles per hour, though. That's fast. It's dangerous. To get better sleep, don't wear socks to bed. It heat your body up. Number two, have a light comforter. So you don't want to sweat when you sleep.

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Oh, lots of things happening in your bed. Like, and it's like we stay up late and talk. Yeah. Oh, that's annoying. It's just like, I like talking. I don't like waking up in the morning after we talk. Here's the latest from Nashville at Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Marin Morris cut all her hair off. She posted a photo of her new due on Instagram. the caption, New Woman. She followed that with a post on Twitter saying, what do I do with all my hair ties? Hashtag short hair problems. If you want to check it out, you can go to bobbybones.com. So it looks like NBC isn't a bidding war with Fox to revive American Idol. I know Fox canceled the show 10 months ago, but supposedly they never gave up on it. And NBC's like, we know we have the voice, but we want Idol to kind of share the year with the voice as well. And they both want Ryan Seacrest back as the host.

It's like canceling that was giving up on it. Nope. I guess they did it. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead.

Norrie up to day. This story comes to us from New Jersey. A 32-year-old woman got busted trying to pull an old lunchbox trick. Are you talking about

yourself? Yep. Okay, go ahead. She went and got a meal halfway through the meal. She pulls out some of her own hair, sticks it in the food, complains, hey, need this meal free.

there's some hair in it. They go, all right, let's go to the tape. Oh, wow. They review the security tape, and they see her putting her own hair in the food. That's called the old lunchbox, huh? You do that? I used to do that. Oh, yeah, like in high school, at my lunch, eat it, and then put a hair in it,

and then put a hair in it. Get another free tray. Oh, wow. They did that numerous times. They ever go to the tape? No, during high school, they don't have tape in the cafeteria. But I did at restaurants, too, but not anymore. I'm not proud of it.

Okay. I'm lunchbox. It's your bonehead. story of the day. He calls it the old lunchbox and then goes, I'm not proud of it. All right. Let's go check the tote board now. How long was lunchbox's nap yesterday? Oh, I'm glad you asked. It was an hour and 43 minutes. Wow. Look at that. Yeah. Is your girlfriend? Is your wife's sisters doing here? No, she left last night. Yeah, she's gone.

Are you happy she's gone? Yeah. It's peaceful now. Were they entertaining themselves or were you kind of having to do some of it? I had to do some of it. I felt like I had to, oh, let's go do this and throw out some ideas and act like I was interested in doing things. And now I can sit back, relax, and we can get back to our routine and just the wife and I. It's tough to entertain someone for four or five days. Why were, what were you doing in the day?

Like you'd going from work at 11 noon and then she would be there. Yeah, and I would, we'd go to lunch, hang out, watching TV, and then I'd sneak off to take a night. Did you ever feel like she thought you were making a move on her like you thought? No, I think she got the hint one. The first day when she showed up, I was like, all right, we're going to go to lunch, and then I'm going to take a nap. I'll leave you on the couch. Like, I didn't invite her to nap or anything.

Oh, that was a thought in your mind that. No, no, I thought. I didn't want her to think. And I never know. She could have been sitting in my room watching me nap, but I don't think she was. So the wife's sister's now gone. She gone. You're done.

Okay, yeah. She's gone. She's gone. Done. And you're done. I've gone. I've gone. I'm gone.

Let's all get out of our system. This would be the last day that I'm allowing any of these bits, but I haven't heard this bit yet, Amy. I don't know if it's good or not. I don't know if it's funny. But what is it not? Well, I kind of saw it remixing a little bit different. We had creative differences, me and Raymond, producer Raymond.

Oh, okay. Let me explain what happened here. So my girlfriend put out a record, and there's a song on it called Waiting on You. And I think the song's really great, and she admitted to some Canadian DJ that it's about me. Okay, she never met in our air, but she admitted to him. Right away, too.

Yeah, well, he asked her about it, and so this is this. One final question, okay? And you've probably been bugged about this for the past couple of weeks, and you're probably going to laugh when I ask you this. But your song, Waiting on You. Yeah. Is Bobby Bones the Bottle Rocket? He is.

Yes, I kind of figured that. I will come up and say it. All right. It sounds like it's freeing for her to just say it. Oh, yeah. This is a song here waiting on you. Now, Amy did something called Bottle Rocket Remix. I've not heard.

I do not know if it's funny. Let's get it out of our system. Because also, Lunchbox and Mike D. sent in a game called Who is the song about in honor of the same things. Oh, yeah. That's a good game. Mike D. sent in a lot of questions. And Lunchbox just goes, let's just play it with no questions.

Like, it's a difference in how people like submit ideas, by the way. Well, because Lunchbox wants to play. If he makes the game, he can't play. No, no. I feel you lunchd us. Because I'm the one that came up with the game. Now, Mike D came up with the game and then wrote the whole game too. Well, I sent him and I said, hey, can you help me out?

Because I'd like to play. I didn't know this. Here's the game. Mike D, is this true? Lunchbox sent you the idea and then you... Yeah. He didn't have any idea for it. Look at that.

Thank you. He didn't say that. No, I didn't need to. I didn't think he needed to. I just thought it was a... That's teamwork. Yeah. That's not true.

You guys thought you're trying to do it. on the bus all the time. Eddie's stolen you under the bus in about one segment by the way. Whoa! Wait a minute. So we're going to talk about teamwork. He's going to tell on you, I'm just going to tell you right now. In like one segment, he's going to rat on you about something completely different. Okay, yeah. And I'm all about teamwork, but once you started giving my D credit, I wanted to step up and say, no, no, I came up with that idea. I texted him yesterday and I was like, hey, that way I can play the game. So, I mean, it's teamwork because

I appreciate it. Mike D, thank you. It wouldn't have got made without you because I wouldn't have been able to play. Okay. All right. I'm just trying to get to this one. Right. I hate you. We don't have to rush and get to it. This is what Amy calls the Bottle Rocket remix. Like radio stations can start playing this. I've not heard this before, okay? Oh, boy.

I know. Is Bobby Bones the Bottle Rocket? Yeah. Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Rocket. It's not, this is not. It's 44 seconds long. I'm not playing. This reminds me of honk for Hillary for Trump.

Yes. It's been the playing. It is not. That is not true. This is a remix. This one, like, you know. Hold on. You know, Jerry McGuire in the song

Let me try it. Okay, hold on. Is Bobby Bones the Bauder Rocket? Yeah. Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baud, Baudsch. He is. Yes. Is this it?

Yes, Jesus. Right there I wanted more Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, but that's where I had creative differences with my producer. Are you Calvin Harris? Yeah, but did you hear the... Yeah. I hope you get a note from the boss. No. No.

Stations can, you know, implement it into their rotation. No. This is not even... No. It's not even a song. No. No. Okay.

E for effort. I mean, she tried. What? You can't. Effort. Oh, yeah. No. You can do effort? No, you can't?

Yeah. No. She tried, dude. Hey, Amy, sometimes you're swinging mist. Trust me. I've been there a lot. Oh, okay. Honk for Hillary.

Oh, wow. All right. Two for Trump. Everyone on the show tries to get on the air by telling secrets about the other people. Sometimes I'm like, that's over the line. I can't share that. But just know that you're all ratting each other. route to me. Oh, I thought this

is more of a public service announcement. No, but go ahead. Eddie wants to tell him lunchbox because he saw lunchbox doing something yesterday that he should have been doing it. I was shocked. We were driving into work together and I was behind him and I don't think he realized it, but I saw him pull over to the dumpster at work reach into his car,

grab a big garbage bag and throw it in the work dumpster before he parked and came into work. There's nothing. Right, that's what I thought. You think he's bringing trash? Well, I was like, there's nothing wrong with that, right? I did this like years ago my old job and I got in so much trouble. The boss said, look, we pay for that.

That's not your personal dumpster. You can't throw your own stuff in there. So I'm here to tell lunchbox, dude, the company pays for that. That's not your dumpster. I heard it was multiple bags too from other people that you use this dumpster as like your home garbage. Oh, boy. I use it all the time.

All the time. And I used to, I've improved my method because I used to sometimes forget it in the back seat and I'd go out after work and my car would stink. Oh. Especially it's hot. And so now I put my computer in the back seat. So if I forget, when I go to get my computer out, I see the trash bag. I'm like, oh, dumpster.

So yeah, it's just right there. It's on the way to work. Convenient. Woo, toss it in. So you bring your garbage from home and throw it away at work. Yeah. And the dumpster. Yeah, what's wrong with your garbage at home?

Is it full or what's the deal? Well, no, I've been thinking about, I've talked about it with the wife, maybe canceling the trash service. What? See, you don't have to pay for it so you can just use work. Right. You have dumpsters here at work, so why pay for it at home? So we haven't got to that level yet. but we are, we're leaning that way.

Beta stage right now? Yes. Testing it. Developmental. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. You got a tweet from Deanne Wallace-07 and says, hey, Bobby, I adore you, but I cringe every time.

I hear the LifeLock commercial because you mispronounce applicable. Now, this is just a pronunciation thing. I don't say applicable. I say applicable. Yeah. What's the problem? I'm assuming, and listen, I mispronounce or have an accent, have a southern accent, and say things differently than most people.

But yeah, she's apparently upset with the show. How would you say that word? Applicable. Okay, you would say it like she says it. Say it. Oh, no, you say it. Like you. I said it like you.

Yeah, maybe it's a thing. Applicable. Yeah, that's what I would say. Applicable. Me too. But I mean, I do hear people say applicable. You know, it's a thing. It's like, for example, if you're from the northern east, you can say advertisement.

But I say advertisement. Totally. There are different ways to pronounce words. Yeah. Envelope envelope. Sorry I made you cringe, D. Ann, but she's like... Almond.

I don't even say almond. I don't either. I've never met anybody that says Almond. Colin. No, don't. I don't need that covering the lines. So Luke Brian in in 33 minutes. So Luke Brian...

Fast. That's the kind of car you want to drive when you're 16 fast. I want to do an extra ICU right now. Recognizing people doing cool things It's ICU So we have a bunch of guys on our show Ray, our audio producer Eddie Lunchbox

Mike D who answers the phones Matt Overton who plays in the NFL who works as kind of an intern in the off season And you guys all took a picture With your shirts off Like Granger Smith and his buddies did It was kind of a spoof on their picture

And it's funny And so I see you guys For putting yourself out there What oh For the sake of a joke You took your shirts off Yeah And I was reading a bunch of the comments

And I have a lot of the comments Oh, boy They're really nice Now the comments are never really nice It doesn't matter what you put up You can say, guess what? Just found a million dollars Donated a charity

Someone to go, why don't you pick my charity? Like, they're never nice And that's why I don't go over to Facebook But here you go. I do see you guys. Comment number one from Clunker Dave Is that a Zeta lunchbox's arm? Dang

Oh no, no, no, that's my right arm It's a growth, it's a scar. Oh, yeah, you've got it some hair. And it hurts. Every time you hit it, it hurts. Yeah, that's not healthy. You need to get that checked out. It needs to be checked out. For sure. By the way, my dog's supposed to call me.

I didn't call me yet. I had blood test work done. It's supposed to say they even call me yesterday. I never got a call. Oh, boy. I'm freaking out. I hate it when they do that. I'm dying. Yeah.

Okay. Or they just leave you messages and say, call me back. It's urgent. How about this one? Ooh. Chicken chests get points for bravery for you guys for having your shirts off. Chicken chest? That's the person that wrote that? Yeah. Here's one. No, no. They're calling us chicken chest.

Here's another one. Did at Bobby Bones Ray give up on his bodybuilding? Oh. That's pretty funny. I've been bulking. My muscles are still there. I just have a little bit of a stomach. I mean, I don't have the eight-pack still. Isn't that what everybody can say? It's been cold here. Like I have muscles. They're just covered by a layer. Well, I mean, I've been doing four meals. I'm not ashamed of it. I'm trying to lift as much in the gym. So I'm sorry I'm trying to get big and jacked. I tell you who got the most. compliments was Mike D because Mike D has lost over 125 pounds or so.

And it's only the second time he's ever posted a picture without a shirt on. And I know you were self-conscious because you have stretch marks because you lost so much weight, right? Yeah. And so, Mike D got the most compliments, like for being the guy that was in shape the most. But I do want to say, I thought it was really cool that you just took your shirt off and gotten part of the picture and it's got to feel good, right? Like, to... Yeah.

You don't let anybody hold you down. I won't. Like I told you. You're my hero. Thanks. I'm proud of you. Wow. What?

That's cool to see that between you two. My hero. He lost 100. He just, he lost 100. He just, it was like, I'm just going to change my life. And he did. And he just started walking.

And walking turned into jogging. Jogging turned into running. Running turned into eating better. And next thing you know, he lost over 120 pounds. And he's posing shirtless with... With you guys. With the show. Looking better than all of you guys.

Yeah. I mean, it's intimidating to take your shirt off in front of us. I know. Being in the same picture with us. Is that what it is? Yeah. I understand. That Granger Smith crew, like, they're something about, they're like especially jacked.

Yeah, I wonder if like Granger, like, when you're applying to being his man, is he like, take your shirt off? You know, like it's, you have to fit a certain requirement to be on the road with him. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed because when we took the picture, I thought that we were going to look pretty close to them. Yeah. And then now that I see him side by side, we look nothing like him. No, probably nothing. It's terrible. We don't have the same requirements here.

The ab-to-ab ratio, not there. Not there. Uh-oh. Eddie went to get donuts with kids, and so you order two, one for each of them, right? Yeah, it was later in the day, so I ordered two donuts. They wanted one each, so that's what we did. You have a three-year-old and nine-year-old. They like same donuts?

Are they good? Yeah, same kind, chocolate frosting on top with sprinkles on it. Okay. No big deal. And so I ordered it, and they said, okay, here's your total, and come on through or whatever. So I go to the window, and at the window, the lady says, oh, well, you know what? Today we have a buy one and get one free deal. I'm like, great, awesome.

I'll just pay for one. She's like, no, that's not how it works. You pay for the two that you order and I'll get you two extra ones Which ones do you want? And I was like, that's not a buy one get one free And I'm not dumb I know she was just trying to get rid of donuts

Because it was later in the day Like I'm not an idiot What's your beef here? That she lied to me. No, there was no lying. She called it a buy one get one free Why didn't you tell me when I ordered We're having a buy one get one free

I would have just ordered one donut Because they still have to make money So they, whatever your normal order was They give you free on top of that They're not going to say, oh, no, no, no, sir, why don't you just buy one and we'll give you one free. Lunchbox is logical right now. Like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I got frustrated and I shouldn't be.

Like, I know that it was dumb and my wife even told me to settle down, but I even told the lady, I was like, no, I don't want two donuts now. I want one for the bogo. Right. Because you end up four. Right. I don't want four donuts. I want two donuts.

I want two donuts. And you said there's a bogo, so I want to pay for one. You're in the wrong year. Yeah, I would go back in. You got what you asked for. Four donuts? No, two. You see what I'm saying?

Yes, but you, you, had they not said anything of your day had been great. Right. You just got your two and you went on with your life. And I know she thought she was probably doing me a favor. She was. You were taking home four donuts.

I didn't want four donuts. Oh, I wanted one half price. I'm with you, Eddie. You guys don't have real problems. If this is your problem, this is not a real problem. I wouldn't say I got into a fight with my girlfriend last night. It was a minor disagreement.

and it was about something. We don't fight about real things yet. What do you mean about real things yet? Because eventually you fight about real things. We all together a while now, I feel like. Yeah, but she's so laid back and she takes my crap. Okay. Like, I don't, like, that's what it is.

It's not that I'm, I'm just, I'm difficult. Like, I'm a mess. And she just takes it in strive. But here's what happened. Okay. And you can tell me, I don't want you to pick sides, but pick a side, okay? Okay. All right.

This is what happened. So, she had finished yoga, and I had had a work conference, called in the afternoon at the same time. And so she was coming over to my house and she went by this juice place to pick up a juice for both of us. And so she facetized me and goes, hey, I got this for you. And it was a juice called a peanut collater or something, right? It's like a some healthy juice. But I wanted a smoothie. But she was already back in the car but to drive home. And this place is like three blocks from the house, right? And I was like, okay, cool. So I don't want her to go back inside. so I went and got a smoothie

after she left and I came back home with the smoothie and she was like why don't you just tell me to go inside and I just wanted to do something nice for you and you went back and so she was upset that I wouldn't just tell her it was a whole thing and it shouldn't have been a thing it's totally not a thing

you shouldn't be fighting over this that's crazy that you guys are finding out of this stuff like I wish these were the fights I have like I said it's not a real fight but she got upset because she was like I just wanted to do something nice And if you would have said I would have just went back inside instead of you going rogue and driving back to the smoothie place and going to get your own smoothie. Oh, I got you. I got you. I understand the situation.

This is a tough situation. Lunchbox, what do you think about this? I think that you were going to get in trouble no matter what because if you told her you weren't happy with the first one and you wanted a smoothie, she'd be like, I try to do something nice and you can't even appreciate this. She doesn't yell like that. Okay. I don't know how she talks, but I'm just saying how women react. Oh, no. Okay. You didn't want the juice.

You wanted a smoothie. So you would have said that. She would have been mad that you didn't appreciate what she did for you in the first place. So it was a no-win situation. I think you did it right. Just be quiet. Go do what you want to do what you want to do and leave her alone. I just felt like I don't want her to get back out of the car and go back again.

I'd have to go wait for 10 minutes for another one. So that was it. Pick aside. Lindsay. I'm going to go with Lindsay. Oh, come on. I go with Lindsay. You're being too picky.

It was a smoothie juice. just drink the juice. Why is it lunchbox and I always on the same team against you guys? Yeah, I don't know. Why are we in the logical?

No, we're always a logical in lunchbox. I don't know if I'm over it now. I don't touch your hand. I don't know where it's been. Like, of everyone, you don't even wash your hands. No, it's not logical.

It's not logical that you got in your car and you drove all the way there instead of she's already there. She's already in the car. I just appreciated it. But she was right there and she's already wanting to do something nice for you. You know she likes, never mind.

The bad part was, as it's a little worse. What? I was like, I want to get a smoothie. And so she then made me a smoothie. Okay. Why? Because she was like, oh, I knew you wanted a smoothie.

This is crazy. And then you walk in the door with a smoothie because, okay, yeah. That's crazy. See, you made it way more complicated just trying to go do it. It's not. Sorry, I'm so nice. Sorry, I'm both. No, she's so nice.

I'm sorry you and I are both. Yeah, so caring and great individuals. I get it while you and your wife last now. Yeah, selfless. You have a big heart. Do you agree with lunch? Oh, my goodness. If I was Lindsay, I'd be frustrated.

Why? There's no reason. That's why you're irrational. Why can't people accept me for who I am? Yeah, you're irrational. No. Okay. Let it go.

You're sitting with lunchbox. Thank you. Yeah. That's a rational. Thank you. Luke Brin in in eight minutes. Unless we decide we don't want them in. Up to you guys.

No way. Luke Brian in eight minutes. By the way, I'm really excited about the birthday. gift game that's happening now much of the show. Oh my goodness. My birthday Sunday. Yeah. And so, you know, I've never been much of a birthday guy, but it's turned into a competition between the show members who's going to get the best gift for me. And I love games. Like, I'm not much into birthdays, but I love games. And it all started with Morgan, our head

producer, she's like, I got something for you that you're going to love. And she was kind of bragging about it. And I was like, ooh, never tell someone you have a surprise for them. Just surprise them. But she was like, no, no, it's that good. And I I was like, wow. Okay. Well, then Amy goes, well, I got to get in this game. And now Lunchbox is throwing his hat in the ring. Well, yeah.

And the competitor in me is like, man, what am I going to get Bobby like? Because I don't want to lose or do I just fold and say I'm not getting anything. Okay, what's in your heart? But these people come in here saying they're going to get an awesome gift. I'm like, you know what? I need to show them up. So Bobby, give me a couple ideas of what you want. No, that's how it works.

No, no. Usually you have a birthday list. I don't have a birthday list. I don't. Because these people are trying to make me look best. They are. They are friends. Amy and Morgan are trying to, you know.

And he's got a little semi-pice sleeve too. Well, no, I just think I'm going to lose. I'm going to knowing I'm going to lose. Reverse Psychology. Yeah, you're trying to reverse psychology. So now I've got to force to go out and go shopping, you brown nosers. Now, Monday, I'll tell you who won and I'll rank them all. Because Sunday, my birthday, on Monday, I'll rank all the go.

All right, birthday game Monday morning. That'd be fun. All right, Luke Bryan in five minutes. You know, the raging idiots did a Luke Brian parody to Fast called Flask. We'll ask Luke about it if he likes it If you haven't heard it Eddie and I are in a band called The Raging Idiots And sometimes we take on these songs

Raging Idiots World Premiere So Luke's coming in a bit Fake Luke Brian, you ready? I'm here and I'm ready y'all We're going to perform it now We'll ask him about it a little bit Yeah What's it called?

Flask All right here it is Flask That's what you sneak into a ball game On a Friday night Flask It's camouflage which makes it your favorite flask

boss man is keeping me at work and I need my flask wish I had my flask on Circault 750 good thing you brought in your own whiskey got it for your birthday with your name on the side front jacket pocket makes it easy to hide oh no it's Saturday Kid soccer game Could it be wrong to bring it alone

Wife says you can't Man Flask Flask Luke's in three minutes Ray is he here right now Yes Ah

Batting down the hatches Luke Brian's on the way in Let you Bobby Bones everybody Transmitting Across America This is Bobby Bones Show

All right Brian's here. Everybody say hi to Luke. What's up? It's weird because like you are our format's biggest star. But here's the thing, before you go all shucks. Wait, you're here more than anybody else. Good. No, here's why. You have so many number ones that happen so fast. And so number one we could go and you do the little, you know, you do the dog and pony show where you go around. Well, I go tell everybody thank you for making me famous. So we see you a lot. I like that. And you're the biggest star. See, yeah, so what's funny, now I've gotten the habit if it's like not every 10 weeks and I'm like, what's wrong? What's happening?

Did a song not go? No, I'm playing. But man, it is, it's an interesting dynamic to be so blessed and have songs rocking up the charts, man. And here we are fast as nearing the top number one song. That's going to be the number one song. It's crazy. When Sunday comes around, it'll be another number one for it. It's crazy, crazy stuff. So good, but like I said, if it puts me in the room with you guys more often, man, that's fun. It's fun to get by here and hang out with you guys. You have makeup on?

No, I'm actually, like, very raw right now. What makeup do you think he had on? I'm just tanned up. I've been fishing. Oh, you liking that? Yeah. I haven't even exfoliated or anything. Wow.

Do you have, because you do have to do a lot of stuff on camera, do you have a skincare regimen that you normally wouldn't have? Not. it's terrible. Like, like Irish Spring. What? You're washing your face with Irish Spring? Like the most...

It's like one notch below lava soap. Yeah. I don't say anything wrong with Irish Spring. Like you're saying that to me. On his face, I just feel like it's going to be a little dry. And, you know, you probably should... Well, for me, I'd be like all worried about the anti-aging, you know? And that's going to dry you up.

You know? We're getting older, not younger. Dry skin, wrinkles. You don't worry about that? I don't worry about that. Do you worry about that? I just kind of wash my face with whatever's nearby. But the problem is if you have like dove and then you wash your armpits with dove,

then you have moisturized armpits that doesn't work. What? See, I don't have to wear deodorant. I don't have like. Oh, you're one of the, okay, here's what happens. What do you mean? You're rich and famous and no one tells you stink sometimes. No, I swear.

I'm very aware, but if I use, like, a good, like, deodorant, like, man soap. You have no deodorant right now. Never, you can... Bring it over here. I'll tell you the truth. Come on. Bring it over here. Because, like... I'll smell it.

It's like Matthew McConaughey. Like, he's really hot, but he smells. No, it is not. Like, there's no... All right, here we go. Wow. Wow. What?

There is no deodorant. Give me one more whip for that. What is happening? Guys, I got to tell you, it's pretty clean. Like, it's straight up clean. No deodorant. No way. Dude, it will be that way.

And, like, fresh. It'll be that way all day. If I use Irish Spring. But not duff. Oh, if you use it, like, some kind of caress. You remember caress? Yeah, I do. Calgon.

Or, like, if Caroline has, like, you know, y'all have all these washes with the little microbeads in them. Yeah. That are supposed to explode on your skin and attack the, the dead cells. Just good old harsh, make your skin look like chalk soap. That's interesting.

I got to apologize. I completely said something out of place. I shouldn't have said that. I apologize. You smell great. Good. Wax your chest? I have no...

See, I don't have much underarm hair, so I'm lucky. He does. I can tell you my nose is just in it, not a lot of hair. I can't believe you. You're just like born, like, so gift. Well, I'm lucky to have no chest.

hair. Yeah. I have like one, one or two. Well, sometimes chest hair is a little hot. Yeah,

but it's like, but like I just pull them. I don't even have to like, I don't even have to do like nipple scape or anything. Well, so this weekend, so Sunday. Can you say nipple?

Yeah, you can say nipple. As long as it's a man nipple. What's your, what's your thing? You can say female nipple. That's not a big deal. Okay.

Just check. It's not a bad word. What's your deal on Sunday because you're hosting the ACMs? Do you shave? Do you leave like a little bit of beard? Like, Do you have a look you're going for?

You know what? I have to plan it out because, like, what's funny is my beard is gradually, like, getting gray. So I'll put some, like, I'll kind of darken my beard up a little bit. I'm not going to go out there looking like Santa Claus, you know, but I don't really think about it. I will mess up and shave my beard too close. And then you have that post-beard fat-faced thing. You know what I'm talking about where when your beard's kind of, cover in your face and then you shave it, you look like you're 20 again, but it's a fat 20.

So, which you've got to think about these things. See, so wherever I lack in thinking about products that I put on my face, I make up by looking after my beard. You're aware of the beard. Would you rather on Sunday, when Entertainer of the Year, if you had to pick or host a show? You know what's funny? It's going into it. And every, I've, been very, every year that I've hosted, I have been up for entertainer, I think. And not, maybe not. I guess I have. But, man, I am so focused on hosting and knocking that out of the park that, like, I get one or two minutes to think about, oh, my God, the category's coming up.

So, yeah, man, it's 99.9%. Like, the only time when I'm in the heat of the battle of. getting the show done and making sure, you know, like five minutes before the category, that's when I go, oh, this is, this is the big moment. So that's truly my mindset going into. And it has been all the previous years up to this year. Do you and Dirk's run through it many times or separately together? We've put more work in this year and we're starting earlier in the week. like we start, we start, we leave out tonight to go start doing ACM stuff. And so, yeah, we've got a lot of stuff planned.

And we just want to make sure that we're giving it all with God. You know, you can, you know, you think you're going to be able to roll in and like, but you always really have to focus on this stuff. You know, at the end of the day, it's mine and it's our faces on this show. So we want it to be the best it can be. All right, Luke Bryan's here. So you're in the middle of this tour too, right? Yes.

We officially just ended Kill the Lights Tour in Orange Beach, Alabama, which was bananas, by the way, because it was like, you know, I used to do the Panama City Spring Break shows, and then Panama City didn't really like 200,000 people on the beach. So we kind of got, you know, we moved on from that. But then we did Orange Beach, And it felt like, I mean, it was pandemonium. Like, I just started drinking and playing songs, like actually maybe too many.

I got off stage last night and I was like, that go a little long boys and all my guys that staying on the side of the stage. Yeah, you went a little long, boss. Probably should have probably should have left them about 20 minutes ago. I think they got a little tired of you. So now you're starting the next tour then where you have like all the openers. Yeah, well, we've been doing that a little bit already this. year we've had Brett Young

and oh gosh, Adam Craig. You have 100 people opening for you. I know which is, which is, it's fun though. It's kind of fun like watching like we had Adam Craig and Adam he has a song that's like going like literally his first single out

right now and he's out there with me and it's so fun watching their excitement and watching them. Even Brett Young who's, you know, God already had a big hit, having another one happening. He was having a blast. And then we'll have Lauren Elena.

You don't have to reset them all. I ain't going to put you there. Yeah, I think I was going to do it. I think I was going to remember him all. All right. Go for it. Craig Campbell. Correct.

Lauren Elena. Seth Ennis. Granger Smith. There you go. You got it. It's like all nice people. Like Adam Craig knew. I love that guy.

Yeah. Like good dude. Good people. That's what we got to support. important. Good people? Lift up the good people. Let's see.

We have a no, no a-ho clause. We used to add that on the show. I'm tired of it. Good Lord. I'm tired of it. I'm just tired of cruddy people that just say,

never mind. Yeah, don't. We're good. You don't need that. Let's just get off that for a second. No, in general. Anyway, It's an inside joke.

It's great to make inside joke from front of millions of people that nobody gets except for Luke and I. We're just going to move on. Oh, that's the thing between y'all was wondering. It doesn't matter. We've already spent too much time now talking about what. You good? Fishing. Yeah.

So you want fishing. Taking the boys fishing. I'm in the process of brain. It was a really smooth transition. Yes. I'm in the process. So I brainwashed my nine-year-old. And now it's very important to brainwashed.

to brainwash them in the outdoors at a very young age. So now I'm in the process of brainwashing my six-year-old. Into what? To fishing. What are you brainwashing them to do? Making him love it. Because here's the deal. When he loves it, Daddy gets to take him.

Therefore, Daddy gets to fish. So I got two boys that I have brainwashed. So I'm like, hey, baby. the boys really, really want to go fishing. They have asked me, and they're at the back going, we want to go to the arcade. We want to go to Jump Street or something, wherever they jump, but I'm like,

no, they want to go fishing. No, but anyway, so my six-year-old is like die-hard wanting to fish all the time right now. Do you have a pond at your place? Yes. Do you stock it? Yes. Okay, so you can just jerk them out of there, huh?

It's pretty comical. Wait, what are you stocking? Just big old bass No, we grow them We stock them small and grow them big Okay All right, Luke Bryan Doesn't that sounds so awful?

Luke Brian, we stock them small and growing big Same can be said about you That may be a merch t-shirt, there we go Or your next song Yeah, growing big Or it may look small But it's really big That's my motto

Oh my goodness Hey I'm not going to ask you To be a part of it or anything But you did give us the blessing on Flask You did think that was a funny song I loved it Because people were like

Is Luke upset about that I don't get That stuff is fun I mean so yeah Take I mean Feel free to ruin all my songs See here we go

Passive aggressive Ruin Rurt No it was awesome I loved it I smiled the whole way through I'm when you guys take the time to do that to respect I'm flattered we only do songs and artists that we like well and that can handle the emotional stress not always because sometimes people become really upset

you've never been upset with one of our songs not at all we've had artists get really upset and told us to stop doing it before I don't mean like I said it's it's a foreign it's flattering I'm like because in my phone blow what's funny is like I was down at the beach or whatever and my phone starts just blowing up with that, you know, people around here, here. And oh, my God, they're, they did a spoof on fast. And I'm like, first thing I did, I'm like, straight to the computer. And I'm like, oh, and I'm rocking to it. So it's fun.

Were you bummed? You didn't think of it first? Like flask? You know what? I guess it could have, I guess we could have, it could have went that way in the room at any given moment. So we're glad it didn't. Number one. We made a ton of money off of it.

Well, I'll be expected. in the check. Hey, congratulations, by the way. I mean, really, thank you guys. Another one. Another hit. Unbelievable. Another award show.

We're fired up for ACMs and it's going to be good. Vegas. Are you a gambler? Terribly. But you do get out there and gamble? You know, I used to be, I used to gamble too much and then I'd lose money on the first night and screw my whole mental mood up. But what's funny is for years,

I would get to Vegas for ACMs. And I'd have like a 15-minute window to gamble. Well, when you have a limited amount of time to gamble, it just doesn't go well. And you've got to get it all in. Yeah, and you're like, oh, my God, deal fast, deal fast, bit big, I'm broke. And then you're mad, and then you've got to go host a show. So I've learned to just kind of let the town come to me. Wow.

Well, have a good trip. I know you're heading out. And then Sunday night, Mary, I do got to tell you, do I have time to tell you the story? Yeah, you get time, whatever you want. It's about Charles Kelly, and it's the best story I know about Charles Kelly. What's up, Bobby? All right, so ACMs are Sunday night. Luke Bryant's here with us when we left.

You had a Charles Kelly story. Charles Kelly of Lady Annabellum in Vegas. All right, give us a story. let me get ready for this so it's awesome so the whole week like two was it last it's like two it was two acms ago and Charles we I had a private table craps table in the MGM that I had like it's for like billionaires it's not it's a billion it's billionaires and they come in and that like crazy money. And I finally, after four days, and I think when I started at this particular part in the MGM,

they didn't really know who I was. And by the end of the week, they had figured out that I was hosting the show and that they thought that they may want to let me have this billionaire's table. So when I find out I get the table, I'm calling up all my country music buddies. come by, come by, we're going to feel like billionaires. I mean, I was so excited. I get to the table, got everybody coming in. Charles has a dealer, look at him funny, and Charles goes off on him.

And I'm like, Charles, shut up, you're ruining our moment. I leave. Charles runs me off because I get mad at him. He stays on my table and wins a bunch of money, and that was it. That was my Charles Kelly's story. but I can't say what Charles said. Why was he talking? Why was he, what did he say to Charles?

The guy, Charles was getting his chips in order and the guy was like, hey, buddy, are you going to bet? And Charles was like not in the mood. Charles is quick and obnoxious at the same time, so he probably popped off. He did not respond well to that. And here I am. I have been organizing this situation for four days in my first. first guest, the first interaction with the table and the pit bosses was Charles, and it didn't go well. So bad that I just, I did the whole stop, drop, and roll and got the hell out of there.

And I never returned to the table again, and then they had a blast, but it was a fun of money, obviously. Charles won, I lost. Who else showed up? Who comes to Luke Bryan's like Jack Taylor for country celebrities. Well, some of my songwriter buddies, gosh, I got out of there so fast. I think Charles, I think, like, some of, it was, it was like Charles coming. Darius is always around for, I mean, it's Aldine's always popping in, but then they have Blackjack over at Mandalay, so we try to, we try to, like, do the ships, and we try to pass and get over there and play Blackjack for a little bit, because it is half of the experience

of gambling is just BSing with your buddies I mean so but I mean me and Blake have have had some roulette moments that were kind of funny and but gambling with your because you don't ever really get to hang you know the deal you just don't get to

hang with them until these few hours in Vegas so we try to we try to cram it in and lose a lot of money and get real drunk in a short amount of time and have good stories and have good stories but I guess the Charles Kelly thing didn't really pay off like I wanted to Because you couldn't tell the whole story.

Because I can't say the actual words. It's okay. Because Charles is, he's an animal, by the way. He is. A good animal. He's crazy. Okay, Sunday, ACMs, CBS. I'll see you there.

Yes. Sunday, you'll have a number one song, this fast. It's going to be a good night. It's going to be a good night. It's Sunday up for an entertainer of the year. And then I'll have a craps table designed for a billionaire. Hit me up. I'll be around.

You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. It's on. Can I borrow some money? Has there an entrance fee to this table? Yeah, like, what's a minimal? That was another thing about Charles. Charles goes to Vegas with like a debit card with a $5,000 limit.

I'm like, Charles, you are a world-renowned celebrity. You come to Vegas with like a college kid's debit card. I'm like, call your banker. up your limit because Charles is like man a sliny man can you I need some cash

and I'm like Charles so I start giving Charles cash every year well that's his way of just getting free money from you yeah but he pays me back

but I'm like Charles call your banker your business manager but I think he's so scared to run it by his business manager or something maybe I need that business manager that I'm scared Yeah.

So by the thing, he's long, yeah, he's, about it, it's every year. Like this year, if you see Charles go, how's that credit limit? You don't max out that five grand and. I probably have to, I probably hear about it on the radio. They already know. All right, Luke Bryant, good to see you. Love it. Thank you.

Good luck. Congratulations, all that. Thank you all. Thanks for having me. Tell the family, we say hello. Appreciate it. We'll come back. Luke Brian here on the Bobby boat.

We don't even, it's just like you're one of us now. We don't even clap anymore. Oh, that's good. Yeah, he's gone. No, it's like, hey, part of our... Okay, we're going to go. All right. Yeah, Charles. The Bobby Bob and Boe Show.

There's this kid, and he goes to high school in Louisiana. And listen, when you come from places like we come from, you don't go to Ivy League schools. Like, this is really not an option for us. And kind of the same thing, and he applied to Cornell. And so he gets his letter back and is either his acceptance or his rejection. And he's in Louisiana in the small town. And he opens the letter in front of the class. You ready to hear this?

Here you go. It says him opening his college acceptance or rejection letter in front of his class. Wow. How about that? I love that support. They are pumped for him, right? Like, that's just straight up being excited for somebody else. So cool.

Yep. Yeah! That's funny, right? I got goosebumps. I mean, that's so weird because when I got into UTSA, no reaction like that from my classmates. One, did you want to go to college? Oh, just whatever. That's why.

That's my point. I mean, it's like whatever. My mom filled out the application. Let's be real. She filled out the application. There was no essay. And at that time, I don't think UTSA was rejecting people. And so... But you're asking why, because it wasn't a big deal. Like, anybody could have went to UTSA at the time. And you didn't even really want to go. I mean, I was just like, whatever, Mom. And she filled out the application. I got in. That's my only... That's the only college I applied to, though. I was one for one. Your mom filled out the application. Absolutely.

That's cool. They even told you that college wasn't for everyone. They sat me down. They said, look, after high school, a lot of people just work. Not everybody goes to college and that is just fine. College is not for everyone. But I absolutely agree with that. Right. But they were definitely, and I said, I'm just as bad as Joe, who's my brother, and they go,

you're much worse than your brother. Oh. That hurt. So when you got your acceptance letter, your family didn't do this? No, they thought, are you sure you want to go? They thought I was going to flunk out in about two months. Well, you didn't. I mean, four years, graduation. You didn't graduate.

I walked that stage four years later. But you didn't graduate. Okay, but I got the wrapping gown, went up there on stage four years later. I don't know why you just don't. I've never understood this. He's like one class short and he just won't go to finish school. So weird. Why? It's expensive to fly down to San Antonio

and do all that, you know? No, no, but at that time we were 45 minutes out of San Antonio and he wouldn't go do it. Yeah. You don't have to drive there twice a week or something. Yeah, and I asked if I could leave work early, boss said no. That's you, Bones. No, no. No. I was totally cool

with them. I was like, dude, go finish her degree. If you wanted him to do it. If you want it. And the boss said no? Yeah. I don't know that that was really the case. But lunchbox didn't really fight him on it. No, he didn't.

The boss is like, well. The lunchbox is just like, hey, can I only work a couple days early without even saying really why? Yeah. He was like, no, why? And he's like, okay, guess I won't be finished at school. Wow. Because I think he would, had it been explained properly, he would have let him. Yes.

At one point, this show, we had, it was, when I was starting, my Jill was an intern and she was like the very first coast I ever had. She was an intern, and she was in school at the same time. I was 21, 22. Just graduated college, and she would leave at 8.30 and go to class. Wow. That's how we started this morning show. She would just go to school,

happy by myself to doing the show. It's crazy, man. Well, we're getting old. Yeah. Yeah, we're getting old. You know, I say about that, though. Yeah! There it is.

So, the press release just came out. So what's happening on Sunday on CBS is the ACMs, and Luke and Dirk's are hosting the ACMs, and a lot of our hosts. awesome performers, obviously. People performing are people like Reba and Thomas Redd and Dirks and

Kerry and Keith. These are all the collaborations, right? And then they announced the presenters. The presenters are people like Jake Owen, Darius, Rucker, Casey Musgraves, Bobby Bones. Wait, what? What? What? I see you. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. I see you. I didn't do anything yet.

If I go on a good job, then maybe people No, no, no, you got announced to make the cut to present. That's huge. That's big time. Here's the thing. On Sunday night at the ACMs, I will be presenting, I don't know if it's an award. I don't know if it's a band, but I'll be on CBS, right? Yeah.

Which is great, but here's what I'm going to do. Because I always got to keep it real with, like, the people that make this show. You're going to shout us out. I love it. I will do something, because I always give a hand sign to our listeners that no one else knows about during the show. Oh, okay. And it's got to be in conspicuous where it can't get me in trouble or anything. What about scratching your ankle?

What about dab? No. Ankle. That wouldn't be obvious. It can't be something like, it's always something, because I've done it every single time. And so I figure out what it is. Usually it's like a clench of a fist or something that nobody notices that's actually running the show. Because I can't get in trouble.

So I'll never get to put back on the show. And so as funny as it is like, oh, scratch your ankle. You can't do that or you don't get a bite a bag. So I'll do something and it'll be a special shout-up. out to all the listeners, because I want to get to be on these shows if it wasn't for you guys. Thank you. You walk out. Oh, the listeners, yes. And you and you guys in the room. Okay, let's

say as you're walking out, you take your left hand, you rub the right side of your chest. You already knows what he's doing. He's about to tell us. What I'm going to do is expose... No. I thought he said he was trying to think of it. I was trying to come up with it. Well, before, on Friday, I'll let you know. Okay. All right. Because it's got to be super inconspicuous where nobody notices, except our people. It could just be a finger twitch, a special finger twitch.

I'm so impressed that you remember this while you're up there. Like, I wouldn't think of anything other than what I'm talking, what I'm saying, reading on the teleprompter or whatever. Like, when you do this, I'm so impressed by it. But don't, because I'm always, because when I'm up there, before I walk on, whatever it is, whatever TV show is. Yeah. I'm always like, okay, what can I do so our listeners know that I appreciate them? Yeah. And so even if it's like, I take my thumb and I, like, thumbs up, a little thumbs up, like beside my hip, that's the thing.

so I got to figure it out but no I'm not scratching my I'm not not then you build expectations like why don't you put your ankle behind your head and then you can't we can't do stuff like that

because then we don't get invited back and we want to be invited back okay what if you pound your chest like yeah I'm here no because that's not he's not doing anything like that clearly

because I mean now I'm picturing you like going on stage like you're sliding into first base or something that'd be cool he's gonna blink No, stop it. See?

Okay. Anyway, it'll be awesome. I'm very excited to be part of the ACMs on Sunday night. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones show. So much to talk about. Well, did you guess it's a video of the family?

And they have an 18-year-old and a 6-year-old, and they were stuck in the elevator. It was at a hotel. It wasn't a big deal. It was not a big deal. we're like, oh, they'll be out in like 10 minutes. We've called the security people, the people who fix the elevator. Like, don't worry about it.

Like, we're good. It wasn't dangerous. It's like a, and they start going nuts and cursing out. People in sand they were going to get. What? What? A six-year-old? No, no, they're trapped in the elevator.

The family of the six-year-old. Oh, got you. Like starts flipping out here. I was watching it on YouTube and I'm just... It's scary to be stuck in an elevator, but that's no reason to... Here, here you go. Crazy.

Pull every fire alarm possible. There's no cameras, right? No, no, we're standing there. You can even talk to the kids. They're good. Everybody's good. And they're like, hey, the elevator's cool. And they're like trying to pry it open

and they're yelling at the security. And the security guy's like, we're good. We're standing here. Everything's fine. It's out of control. And I get it. But you have an 18 year old in there too. I was just an 18 year old.

If it's just a 6 year old, I get it. But an 18 year old, come on. And the 18 year old comes out screaming like he's going to, it's a little. Much. Much. It looks like a reality show. It looks like a crazy reality. but I've watched it like three times this morning.

Here's what the actual, I didn't say, this is what the thing says. A trashy family of tourists overreacted and verbally abused and verbally abused the hotel staff after their 18 year old and 6 year old kid got stuck in an elevator for 10 minutes. The family took it upon themselves to break the elevator doors in spite of being reportedly informed

that maintenance is on the way and it was no problem. They also threatened to kill the security guard. Oh my goodness. They were. Why they got to be trashy? Out of control. I just read that thing. I know, but I'm just saying, like...

Because they're yelling the F word to people for no reason. Yeah. Then they're threatening to kill someone. Oh, yeah, that's a big part, too. Yeah. I mean... Do you want to play who's this song about? Yes. Yeah. Great game idea. This is a game I did that Lunchbox came up with.

And so I'll play a song, and you tell me who it was about. And how it came up is, my girlfriend put out a record. Her name's Lindsay L, and it's called Worth the Weight, right? Yeah. And she, on some other radio station, another DJ sent us a clip of her saying that this song was about me. I didn't say it. I didn't even put her on the air talking about it. One final question, okay?

And you've probably been bugged about this for the past couple of weeks. And you're probably going to laugh when I ask you this. But your song waiting on you. Yeah. Is Bobby Bones the bottle rocket? He is. Yes. I kind of figured that.

Oh, my goodness. So, okay, there's that. And in the song. Okay. There you go. Here's a song and you hear the word bottle rocket. Apparently on the bottle rocket. There you go.

You know the motivation. Go ahead. Not only are you the bottle rocket, but you're the rain because she's the dry ground and you're the rain too. So you're a lot of things. Here's the game. I'll give you the song. Tell me who it was written about. Okay.

For example, waiting on you. Bobby Bow. By Lindsay L. Me. Right. Ready. Number one. Cry me a room.

River, Justin Timberlake. What's that renting about? Britney Spears. Lunchbox. The amazing Britney Spears. Eddie. Britney beat. Oh, stop it.

All right. John Mayer wrote Your Body's a Wonderland. My favorite John Mayer's song. He's such a fan. I'm in for the win. It's early. This has been disputed a couple times,

but it always keeps coming back. Oh, there's no for sure. answer? There is. I mean, this is who they say it's about. He's denied it a couple times, and he said this real a couple times. I'm able to win. I'll be not good. I love this song.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm in. Amy? Jennifer Aniston. Lunchbox. America fell in love with her on party of five. Jennifer loves you. That's right. Oh, wow. How did you know that? I know everything.

I did one of the Olson twins. What? He didn't like he did one of them? No. He didn't date the Olson twins. Who am I thinking of? Stop being creepy right now. I'm thinking of someone else.

Jumping didn't date the Olson twins, you weirdo. All right, how about Ed Shear and don't? Don't write that. I'm in. For sure. You do? 100%. Really?

Yes. Yes. I told her she. I'm able to the win. Yes. They came in All right, Amy Ellie Goulding

Yeah Oh Eddie who'd you think Another Nota No Oh Oh

I thought No I heard on a podcast It wasn't our podcast Not on podcast No Lunchbox No

Oh Salina go No No I was right Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie no

Oh man I thought I had That one Hundo You have to go Listen another show's podcast

You know About that Not ours Yeah It was apparently about Ellie Golding cheating on him with One Directions, Niall Horan. Yeah. They also call their names funny.

Niall. Nile. Eddie wins. No point there, but you got a good laugh. Taylor Swift's bad blood. Who should write this about? Easy. No, it used to be bad love.

So take a look what you've done. Because baby now we got bad. Take it back. Look where I'm at. Who's that? I'm able to win. When you mean, that's Kendrick Lamar. Oh, I didn't know that was he was in the original song?

The radio version. Oh, okay. All right, what do you have? Amy. Katie Perry. Lunchbox. Oh, John Mayer. No.

She wrote Dear John about John Mayer. Dang. That was obvious. Yeah, and Eddie. I'm so bad at this. Tom Hiddleston. He was way asking. That was way before that.

Bad blood's like you're fine. Come on. I'll give you one more. Call play Fix You. Let's true. Who did? Day, Chris Martin Wright is God

I'm in I'm in for the win I'm in Amy? I'm just taking an educated guess Gwyneth Paltrow That's correct

Lunchbox Although Gwyneth Paltrow Eddie? Pretty baller move Gwyneth Paltrow He got her Yeah, I think you already had her though

Oh, he did? Yeah I think so They break up And then he lost her Then they're out Yep Yeah they're on bad terms

Yeah they are Are they bad to know They still talk Yeah they want They had a They didn't even call it a divorce They called it cohabitation.

What is that? That's when you live together. Coupling. No, what do they call? Decoupling. There's something like unconscious uncoupling. That's it. What on earth?

We just walked all the way through that. Well, because it's so rare. She's just a weirdo. She's awesome, though. She's like a super rich, out of touch weirdo. Okay. I still frequent her blog, though. I know, but it's like she does like woman part steaming.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smart. And I've Googling. It's beautiful. What? Weird's not bad. I always say that. I always say weird's not bad.

Because I'm a weirdo. And there's no such thing as normal. Right. Right. That's true. When I say weirdo, weirdo is not a good or bad thing. It's just different. If it wasn't a weirdo, new things would never happen.

Correct. She's a weirdo. And she's beautiful. We would not know about. Eddie just is in love with her how she looks. She's awesome. I just would love to meet her and hang out with her. No, I'd love to learn more about it.

Good. She like steams her woman stuff. For what? It's like a facial, but... For that. I respect that. Woman steaming, huh? I like that about her.

Whatever. I've gone to certain places. Don't Google that. Don't Google it. What do you guys want to hear? I get the report. What are our options? I don't care.

What do you want? Okay, body like a background. Is that an option? No, I think it's coming up later anyway. You just said it. Ugh. Okay. I'll just go to...

I'll just do a break. Our song. Now you want Taylor? Oh, yeah. I was going to say Taylor. Oh, better man. I guess. By Pearl Jam?

Nice. Oh, Eric Church. Oh, Eric Church's version. This woman goes to jail because she played Edsharing's in shape of view on repeat over and over and over again. Did you guys see this? She's going to spend eight weeks in jail for noise harassment. She was harassing. Yeah.

She was sentenced to six weeks in prison back in December for breaking similar orders to quiet down. So she got charged again. They were like, you know what the problem is. But she played it for 30 minutes straight as loud as possible. They put her in jail for this. It's a good song, but it's not a lot more jail time. Do you want to hear Amy's remix again? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's so good. I mean, play it. It's so good. You definitely won't be getting an award for this one. Dang. Do you want to hear, wait, I got so many things to play here. Ray thinks that D&C.E stole a raging idiot's song.

No. Ray, I love this. What is it? Let's play it. So, now I'm running out of time. So the raging idiots, Eddie and I have a band called The Raging Idiots, right? And we have a song called Every Day's a Good Day. They have a song called Good Day.

Today is going to be a lot. A good day. A rip-off. That's it. Let's talk to the lawyers. It's not a rip-off. Call our attorneys. Yes, right now.

They took the exact same words. No, they didn't. They didn't. So what do we do? Do we... We ask to be writers on the song. On their song. I love that.

Wait, but... Wait, I didn't write that. Oh, forget it. I forgot about that. There's no argument here. That's not a steal. Oh, so it's not a steal. No.

Today is gonna be a good day. Every day is a good day. It's a same beat. What? It's the same beat. And the same concept. Yeah. I mean, it's the same thing.

There's nothing the same about it. There's a lot of songs about having a good day. But that's like a B-side cut, right? For them? Is that a big song? I don't know. Is that a big song, Ray?

Semi. All right. Go for it. I don't think Ray note. Is that a single? No, I hear it all the time. Where? I hear it on the pop station.

Oh. Oh, well, then, All right. So, I'm going to be presenting on the ACMs on Sunday night on CBS. It's a 8. 7 Central, now I gotta go find clothes, and I'm presenting, so I have to look like classy, or do I do like a see-through suit?

What? And it's like, you only see my box. Like, I'd really try to make a statement. Oh. I thought you just said you want to be invited back. I know, but what if it's so, like, it has everybody talking? It could be edgy. Like, I go out and I do my thing, and I'm like serious about it,

but I'm in like, imagine a see-through plastic like rain suit. Yeah. And all you see underneath it are boxers that say ACN. Wow. That's interesting. That would be a good little... Yeah. The twist on things.

I'll get people talking. What do you think I should wear? I don't have any rules. They just said, you know... Wait, really, for real, there's no rules? There's no like, hey, if you're a presenter. I know nothing. This is what I got to call.

I said, hey, we'd love for you to present at the ACMs. And I'm like, are you kidding? I would love to present at the ACMs. We have that in common. It's amazing. I would love for you to let me present. And so that was it. It was like, do your thing.

This is easy I don't even know what I'm presenting White gloves You got raging idiots gear Or pimping joy gear I mean it's easy to promote the brand I'm not going to do a commercial We could go out like a boxer

To my forehead Start selling sponsorships It says lifelock.com across my forehead With a sharpie That's funny A lot of bad idea at lunch Think about it What if it's like a superhero

That'd be cool too A cape? Or Tim McGraw. I gave me a cowboy hat. His? What if you go dressed just like Tim? What if I... People might confuse you for Tim McGrath.

Actually, no, guys, it's not a good idea. Why? No, Tim, don't mess with him. He's a good idea. Oh, Eddie got to cheer from Tim McGrawl. He's a good guy. It's not messing. It's flattering when people imitate you.

I'd say you dress just like Paisley or something. Like, have your hat bent and just like it. Or if I dress like Al Dene. Or just like Al Deney. Like even draws tattoos. Like, no, Earl Devils. Right if I go out. And I just do the Earl Dibbles impression as Earl Dibbles.

Yes. I'm like, welcome to the Nils! Yay! And everyone's like, wait, what? Well, everyone would think you're Earl Dibbles. That'd be cool. I got so many things to think about now. Like, how do I tell our listeners with a hand gesture?

How do what, do I wear? Oh, and so much to do so little time. I know. And it's Sunday night. Yeah, it's coming up. Got to figure it out. Need to borrow some clothes? No.

No. You don't want to talk about it or you do? Yeah. Okay, why? What? I just, I read it. But here,

it doesn't happen last night. We have this sheet that all of us. If we see a new story that's interesting, we'll post a new story yet.

For example, like, um, one of the things was posted last night, and we won't get into this, but Matt Overton, who plays in the NFL,

who works on our show, said he was with Ray, and Ray got kicked out of a bar for being way drunk. Is that, that's true, this weekend? No,

kind of false. Bay had to take him, take him home. Oh, he didn't get kicked out. He got asked to leave. Bay was babysitting and said, time for Ray, not Raymond to go home. Oh, Raymond is the adult producer of all.

Oh, it's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hi. Okay, so that was suggested by Matt Overton to talk about. And I was like, okay, cool. And so we just did. There we go, check. Eddie wrote something last night. I read a story, this article on Lindsay's record, and she talked about her major influence of the record.

And I was just, I guess, a little taken away by it. Because I thought you were the major. I have nothing to do with this. That's why I'm like, I don't want to talk about me in this record. I understand that, but you have to think that when she was making this record, you were on her mind.

Yeah, I mean, the record's called Word. She also cut like 100 songs. I know. And this whole article is about the person that influenced her album. Yeah, her producer.

And John Mayer. And John Mayer. And I'm like, I kept reading and reading and reading. No mention of you. No, everybody's got to stop with that. Okay.

That's why I'm not. You said today was the last day we can talk about it. I actually said it. yesterday and you guys kept pounding it. Oh, okay. The whole article, and I didn't write the article either, I think Taste of Country wrote it.

It was that Christian Bush said, hey, before we do a record, you have to go and remake your favorite record all instruments. Because she plays so many instruments. And she went and did the entire John Mayer continuum record, all instruments, all songs. Which is crazy because that's your favorite record too.

I know. Coincidence? It is. I think not. And it's on her EP. No, it's a coincidence. It really is a swear to you. I know, but no wonder y'all like like each other.

Oh, we talk about music. Last night, we sat up and talked about music for probably two hours. Yeah, that's great. Y'all have that. We just laid there and talked about music. And it's not even about her music or just, we're talking about music that we enjoy. That's cool. But the story was she made the entire, and I have it.

It's not even out. Oh, the album that she recreated. Yeah. So awesome. But she put one song on it, which is Stop This Train. Stop this train. She did every instrument on the whole record. So awesome.

I had to try that once. And it was just a tambourine and a hangar. Oh, yeah. It didn't work. It was a hangar. And I tried to remake Abbey Road. So that was put up there. I have a lot of things from the list. I also have from the list naming Eddie's chair.

Many people sent this in. Really? Yes. So with ideas? They were like, we should name Eddie's chair because lunchbox got a chair from Carrie Underwood. Yep. Called Cherry Underwood.

Correct. Correct. And I was feeling the heat from all this. I'm like, I got my Tim McGraw chair and I didn't name this baby. And Tim McGrath sent Eddie a chair. And that chair is legit. Legit. I've been thinking about it all day, all night. Yesterday I went home, told my wife about it.

It's like, it's so comfortable. You don't understand. Like, Carrie and Tim came through for you guys. Yep. Yeah, I'm just chilling. What's the name of Eddie's chair? So I was bouncing ideas around with my kids. Yeah, okay, give us a few of them.

And so Jr. went through his song list and stuff. He was like, well, what about like, don't take the chair? Okay. I mean, we're like, well, whatever. Chuck, hold now. I got one. Chair Indian Outlaw? No, you're just really strong.

Yeah, that was juniors. Hey, if anyone has any ideas, raise your hand, let us know. Go ahead. Go ahead, Eddie, any more? Yeah, of course. The highway don't chair. Yeah, that's funny. But that's a long name. That's a long name for a chair.

That again was junior. He's good. Okay, go ahead. I was more like, chair, yeah. But these aren't names. I know. I mean, I can do the whole lunchbox like a chair McGraw or like Tim McChair. You do like Tim McChair.

Yes. Yeah, something like that. That's just like yours, though. But that's what it is. It's a name. Names are all this, like... For those that are just listening for the first time, we have terrible equipment in our studio.

Like, we are... I don't know. It's old. Everything's old. And so we didn't have good chairs. My back was killing me one day, and I was like, I need a new chair. So everybody else hopped on the bandwagon.

I'm like, oh, my back hurts. And so, nobody bought his chairs. And so we asked artists, and Carrie Underwood sent lunchboxed chair. Yes. Tim McGross to Eddie a chair. A legit chair. Eddie, it's okay to have the name that's similar to mine.

Think about the name for Tim. Come back. If any listeners have it. I think. Call us 877-77 Bobby. If a listener gives us a great one, we'll give him something. For sure.

I don't know we have. But yeah, get in. Lunchbox's thing now is he likes to recreate pictures. You know, you do the Granger Smith one. And he was like, hey, let's all get together and take her shirts off and remake the great. It was a funny idea. But now he's like, hey, Bobby, you should remake the Jay Cutler picture. Now, first of all, have you guys seen his butt naked?

No, what is it? Oh, no, I haven't seen that one. What's he doing? First of all, Jay Cutler's butt naked. And you just see his butt. he's like looking off into the water. His wife took it, Long Conrad? Kristen Cavalari.

But same TV show. Okay. I don't know. The hills. Whatever. Throwback. So that's not the same person? Not the same person at all.

No. No, Kristen Cavalari. Yeah. They look the same? They both are blondeish hair from Laguna Beach. They look the same though, right? Like, I'm like crazy. Yeah.

Okay, anyway, so she took a picture of apparently he wasn't noticing. They're both white. Yeah, they're white people with blonde hair. I don't have it on my computer pulled up and Google it like I want you to get naked and take this picture. Lunchbox, he probably doesn't see you get naked. Oh my.

Lunchbox? No. I don't know you were into that. See, I thought Bobby would put it on his Instagram and he would get more action on his Instagram than he's, you know, any picture that he's ever put up and it would be funny, it would get hits. Would I get in trouble for putting my naked butt up there?

No, that's from Instagram. Yeah, I think you can do. Instagram flagged. Dude, have you had Lindsay, your girlfriend? take this picture? It could be something big. I think he's right. That's what I'm saying. I'm not trying to put my naked butt up there. I don't have an like he's a professional athlete. Yeah.

He's a free agent, though. Yeah, he just got cut, right? Yeah, dude. Yeah, he's jobless. He's unemployed. Right now he's you're on, you have the upper hand. He's moving in Nashville. I'm not, lifebox, you do it. Oh, can you imagine? Dude, why did he do it so hateful? What was that? What's the difference?

I'm just saying, dude, come on. We already seen you shirtless. We don't want to do your bottom now. Like, what's wrong with my bottom? How come you didn't do that to me? Why weren't you grossed out by the thought of me? Now you know, Eddie's into Bobby. It's kind of weird why I didn't react it that way. Yeah, because with Lunchbox, you mean, it went, but with me, you were like. I pictured a lot of hair on Lunchbox.

No, there is. That's just where my mind went. I was like, I don't want to see that. I don't want to see any of it. Actually, I don't want to see either of you guys. Oh, now you don't want to see Bobby, huh? I'm just saying it'd be, you're right. It would get some hits on Instagram if your girlfriend took this picture and you put it out there.

Well, I got to see. I got away to after the ACMs because I don't want them to kick me up the show on Sunday Correct What do you have after the ACMs? Anything big? Eye heart I mean Oh boy

Right Country Vestimals But is that bad If I post a picture of my Why is it Here's what I think about the human body Why is it so bad? It's not

Because It's crazy to me We can watch a television show And watch somebody shoot somebody in the face With a pistol Of a crime Yet we can't see a boob We all

came from someone with boobs. All of us came out of a woman's vagina. All of us. All of us have butts. Okay. Like, I'm just, why is it so, why, the human body should not be

as taboo as it is. We all have them. There's no reason that we, that it just shouldn't be out there. Isn't it more for, I don't know, Eddie, you being a dad, like, like, if boobs are just out there on TV, like, is it like

for kids? But only because kids. But why? At the beginning, they're taking the boob and they're eating out of it. Yeah, but they're not thinking about. It's because we make them think that. We make them think it's bad. It's like getting dressed in front of your kids. Like after like three years old or two years old, you don't get dressed in front of your kids.

You don't at like five or six. Amy's parents did until she was like 11. Okay, Amy. Hey, okay. But you need to live by your own words. You just said a butt to butt. So put your butt out there. Take the picture.

A butt to butt if you're not getting trouble. I don't want to get in trouble for doing it. That's gross. This blingering story, these robbers that robbed the celebrities, is crazy. Man, they are awesome. They are crazy. Oh, I don't want to say awesome because what they're doing is illegal, but they're stealing, like, crazy, high dollar stuff from really famous people,

like leaving notes behind and stuff, like getting in safe. Is that who just did this one star? Yeah, she was something like actress motto. I don't know if she was. Emmy Rosson. Amy Rosson. Something like that. Yeah.

They got like $150,000 worth this stuff or something. Yeah, I had a whole thing about it. And not only that, they took the safe and they got out, they pulled it out of the safe and left the safe like just chilling. And they were like, got you. If I'm a multimillionaire like these people are. And I know people are walking around stealing houses from what I'm like beefing up security. For sure. Or getting like.

Yeah, but this is bling ring 2.0 because they're not the original bling ring. Oh, those were the girls. They made a movie about. Oh, these are. Because the bling ring got busted a few years ago and they got put in prison. and so this is a new batch because those people were 2008-2009 went to prison so blingring 2.0

are the ones that are robbing the celebrities now and bling ring 1 were a bunch of like kids or little girls right like high school teenage girls yeah teenage girls that's crazy or like 21 yeah but anyway they're stealing like tons of tons of tons Kevin Hart Chris Browns Scott Dissick

Black China Jamie Presley and Caesar Milan have all been victims. And then Emmy Rossum recently. Yes. And Alanis Morissette. I remember when Atlanta got, they're like $2 million in diamonds. Yes. And jewelry from her house. Nikki Minaj had $175,000 worth of jewelry.

How are they doing this? I don't understand. Man, they're good. Okay, it's got to be one of two things. Inside jobs. Either they know somebody. You've got to find the common denominator with all these people. Either that's it or two, they're so advanced on the hacking side where they can break into any system with their brains, not their

fists. I like that. So because these people obviously have home security systems so they know how to, you know, they're probably those lasers are probably like jumping around them. Yeah, like Mission Impossible.

But that's got to be what it is. It's either they're using their brains and hacking stuff or there's somebody that. Yeah, and that's what it says in the article is that the poor people that are the people that work for them, the gardeners, drivers, the honest, hardworking people usually have the finger pointed at them. Yeah, I would see if there's like one gardener that does all those houses.

Man. The one dude. There is. He has a master key. If Michael knows the password to everybody's lock, I'd probably go after Michael and see what he's up to. What else are you reading over there? Man, it just says that every celebrity that has been robbed has been out of town, like their house been burglarized. Wow.

I would never leave. Clearly know their schedule. Man, yeah, they know their schedule. Blingering 2.0. Someone help me with Black China. I see her name everywhere. I don't know what she does. She was a wrestler.

She was, no, no, that's just China. Okay. I honestly thought she was the same person. Did she... She had a baby. Did she die? Oh, no, I think she did. China did, yeah.

I think she did, but you didn't even know. I didn't even know that either. That's funny. You thought that was the wrestler, though. I did. Is Black China... Black China had a baby by Tyga. And then now she has a baby by Rob Kardashian.

Why do I care about Black China, though? Because she's everywhere. Because Tyga dates the gym girl. Who is Tyga? He's dating China. No. He's dating. This is all because of the Kardashians.

Yes. He's dating a Kardashian sister and the brother of the, the Kardashian brother had a baby by the same girl. How do you guys have time to know this? They have a reality show. Common knowledge. Yeah. This is what I learn. I don't learn George Washington facts.

I learned celebrity facts. I don't know who black china is. Eddie, I'm going to tell you, I think a lot of times when it comes on, I thought that was the wrestler. And I didn't even remember she died. It's a terrible. And you know what? I don't know. Until now, I don't know.

Until now, I didn't even know that. What's Taiga? He's a rapper? Yeah. Yeah. T-I-G-Y-G-A. Tyga. Oh, it's the Tiger.

I know one of his songs. She's a model and entrepreneur, Black China. She looks like a doll. She's a video vixen. Is she hot? Like model hot? It depends what you're into. It depends what you like.

If somebody ever says that, the answer, no. No, no. I mean, like, is she like model hot, like way too thin. No, no. She's curvy. She's got a booty, booty, rocking everywhere. She probably has, the Kardashians, I don't know, I think they all have those Miami implants.

Yeah, I think they're on fake butts. Yeah. There you go. There's Black Chinna. See? Wow, yeah. She's a video vixen. I don't know her. Stop calling her Video Vixen.

That's what she is. She's been in a lot of rap videos. That's what she's famous for. With Taiga. Hold on. Here's the Tiger song that I know. Okay. Rack, Rite City.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't even not do this song. Rack City. Rack City. But did they go trick in the edit version of hope. Rock City chick, rack, rack, rag city chick. Ten, ten, honey, honey, honey, chick.

Honey, honey, chish. Tick, dog, you know who you're with. And that's Black China's brother. No, ex-boy. They used to be together. Yeah, I had a baby together. I have no idea. She met Tyga in 2011 at the fame to her after party with Chris Brown.

So she got robbed. No. Black China did. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to do. Remember what we're talking about. I thought we were, I forgot what we were talking about. I'm just into the cele facts.

Chris in Austin, Texas. Eddie has a chair given him by Tim McGraw. We're trying to name it. My suggestion would be Timmy Cherry. I don't understand. Why Timmy Cherry? Well, Timmy for Tim McGraw and then Cherry, obviously, for the chair, Timie Cherry.

I'm not feeling it. Let's vote. Everybody says yes? Everybody says no? Aye. Okay. I'm going to stay out of the voting, let you guys vote.

Oh, nice. Nice and safe for you. I didn't appreciate the caller was calling in. No, I did too. Yeah, you made us vote. Yeah. Ashley and Harrisonburg, Virginia. Hi, Ashley.

Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, what do you think about this chair? Because Lunchbox has Cherry Underwood, given him by Carrie Underwood. What do you think? Yeah, so I was thinking, since yours was given to you by Tim McGraw,

you could do his wife's face Hill, but if the chair is comfy, then you're going to chill in it. So Faith, chill. I mean, I like, I kind of like the direction, but I'm not sure of that name. Everybody, yes or no? No. No.

I mean, it's not bad, though. I like the direction too. Okay. Because it is from Tim, not Faith. But isn't it all the same? Yeah. No. You can name it whatever.

No, no. I would have had a Faith Hill chair. Does anybody have any suggestions? I just got a text that said the red rag top. Oh, red ragtop. Because it is red. Is it red? Yeah.

It's my maroon. Oh, I'm calling it. Crazy. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I'm sold on that one either. So we don't have a name for it still. No.

What did you say earlier, Bobby? Tim McChair or something? No, I didn't say anything. My best friend, Bo. I thought about that. Jerry Johnson. Well, you had don't take the chair. No, I'm not.

Don't take, don't. I was just trying to come up with names and he says in a song. Take Jimmy Chonson. Take what? Cherry Johnson. I don't know. I thought you're saying. But we need to hurry up and come up on the name

because Cherry Underwood's getting jealous all the attention it's getting. Well, what would it be getting jealous? It's cute. Cherry Underwood's cute. This is perfect. Cherry Underwood's perfect. Yeah.

Because it rhymes with Carrie. It's a chair. It's just perfect. Some listener was getting mad at lunchbox. They're like, you didn't invent that name. I told you that name. I never said I invented it. Oh, so the Lister came over there?

Oh, yes. Bobby said it on air. I didn't say anything. I never even named it. A listener messaged me and said, give him crap about it. He sold. He said nothing to do with it. Oh.

I forgot. Like, a nothing good or bad way. But they were, Lesnar as bust. I hate people bust on you, dude. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't even trying to take claim for the name.

Bobby said, that's a good name. Like, we were laid at some many levels now. Get out of here. No, you don't. He was the only one today. I was talking about fight with my girlfriend that was sticking up for me.

The only one. Now he's on your side. That's my dude now. Okay. I still am on on Lindsay's side. Whatever. Yeah, me too. Lindsay.

On that topic. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones Show. One of Amy's friends was is having a baby vacation

and they were putting out of Instagram. Oh, what? Yeah, they hashtagged it. Hey, what? A baby make case. No. Oh, like you're supposed to make a baby on the vacation. That's what they're doing.

I like it. Posted a picture of her and her guy and they're finally going on vacation. They're like on the airplane taken off and hashtag baby vacation. Oh, wow. And I was like, T.M.I. Yeah. Guys, we're adults. When they're together, you know what they're doing.

This guy's yelling, we're adults. Five seconds after it goes, baby baby. I mean, it's awesome. I mean, they're just advertising it the world. Like, hey, we're going to, you know. Is that a thing, a baby macation? Yeah, baby moon. No, baby moon's not the same thing.

Yeah, they go to try to make a baby on the vacation. That's the same thing. I thought a baby moon was after the baby's already in your belly and you go on a vacation. Yeah, I think baby moon's something different. Yeah. Eddie, look at... I haven't heard of any of those. Look at baby moon.

Baby moon is when you're pregnant and it's the last vacation you take before you have a baby. You know why we don't know this stuff? Because these are rich people things. Yeah, you have to take a vacation to make a baby. You can do that for free. That costs no money. Yeah, yeah. But I guess maybe because life is hectic, you know, scheduling and sometimes it's hard.

So I guess they had to like put it on the calendar. We're going to take our baby vacation. And it's added romance when you're on vacation. It's just like you're in a different spot. You're getting a little wild, trying to get creative. I mean, because I think based on. It's like crazy. How is that creepy?

Like guys, it's grown-up adult stuff. Amy, when you go on vacation, you don't try to baby-makeate? What? I mean, come on, you baby-macated it? I mean, like, when you're on vacation with your husband, I mean, that's what we're doing. I think it's the point of just writing it like on your thing. It's like, you might as well be like, hey, everybody, here's a picture of the beach and we're having sex. Right.

Well, that's fine because you get tired of people saying, when are you going to have a baby? So they're letting you know, hey, we're trying to have a baby. But if you're doing that, people are also asking, hey, are you pregnant? You went on a baby vacation. Well, you're going to wait a couple, because I got to wait for the stick. Because they're going to know immediately. Yeah, pee on the stick. Does maybe vacation?

Hold on. Does it make you feel comfortable or uncomfortable? Everybody go with it or no? I'm super comfortable. I'm a little uncomfortable. I'm a lonely comfortable too. I'm just like, you don't have to tell us.

We don't want to know. Because then all of a sudden I'm like, well, wait, did they like really plan this out? Like, look at the calendar. Is she ovulating? I have so many questions. And I don't need to be thinking about that. I don't need to be worried about if they're... You'd be worried about their status.

Like, I don't need to stress myself out with whether or not she is ovulating. I'm going to see if that's a thing. Baby, make case. on copyrighted I can show you the picture with the hashtag Anyway, yeah

Other people have hashtaged it And I saw like There was alcohol But she put a dash You can't put dashes in hashtags Or it won't work all the way Oh that's true Duh people

True This is a Bobby Bonds All right Thank you to Luke Brian for Stopping by the show today And being with us for about an hour and sticking in his armpit in my face and it was just a whole thing. I talked about his beauty regimen.

You can hear it back. Go to IHeartRadio and search Bobby Bones Show on demand. Go to bobbybones.com, lots of pictures. So there's that. Luke's host on the A.C.M. So I get to announce this morning that I'll be a presenter at the A.C. Awards on Sunday. So that's exciting because it's like real people and me.

Like I'm by far the least popular known of all the presenters. So I'll be in a suit. I don't know if I'm doing a band or an award or what I'm doing yet, but I will be on CBS on Sunday night. So that's really cool. And tomorrow's going to be really cool because Lady Annabellum is going to be in tomorrow. Friday's going to be really cool because Dina Carter's going to come in. So much.

And it's 20 years after her record with strawberry wine on it. Oh, yeah. Did I shave my legs? Because I also, she's going to come in and play Friday morning. So, man, it's going to be crazy. Crazy. Thank you for listening. Appreciate you being part of the team here.

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