The Bobby Bones Show - First Bobby Bones Class of 2019 Member Announced + Bobby Did Something Illegal With Amy’s Son
Episode Date: January 7, 2019Bobby announces the first artist included in his Bobby Bones Class of 2019. Also, Amy finds out Bobby did something illegal over the weekend with her son. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://...www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right.
The Bobby Bones post-show pre-show.
It's something that we didn't talk about today.
We're out of time.
Was Ramundo, our audio producer,
I watched the R. Kelly thing.
You know the series about R. Kelly?
No.
Did you guys see that?
Yeah.
I saw it came out.
It was amazing.
Did you watch it?
No.
Well, it was about R. Kelly and people saying what he did, right?
Right.
It was all the, I mean, women that he's hooked up with.
Not hooked up with.
Like, underage women.
Like, right?
Right.
And then it was all of people in his life.
Like, we're talking bodyguards, personal assistant.
Like, everybody came out in this documentary.
Brothers, everything.
But let's not say hooked up with because a lot of these girls were underage, right?
Yeah.
Like, Alia was 15.
Right, yeah, yeah, and he married her, but...
He married her?
Yeah, but she was 15.
I forgot that.
She lied on the thing and said it was 18.
But again, she really wasn't that old, yeah.
So, wait, what did you learn from the show?
I mean, I learned there's stuff still going on,
which is why I kind of think I was almost going to make a bold prediction.
This dude's going to jail.
Oh, you think from the show yesterday?
I was checking Twitter, Instagram.
He's getting so much backlash.
Whatever concerts he had planned, I think he's canceled and everything.
He has to.
Wow, it's called Surviving R. Kelly.
Yeah, I mean, not even the girl.
being underage. Now it's almost like sometimes he
like keeps people hostage almost.
Oh. Like they're against their own will. There was a mom
trying to break into a hotel room just to talk
to her daughter. But how old was the daughter?
Now they're over age because he's older. So he can't
hang out with girls in high school anymore. So now it's like
18, 19 year olds, but my mom was like, yeah, I haven't talked to my daughter in two
years and the cops are like, well, there's nothing we can do about it. She's over 18.
But then the mom tries to go to the hotel and she finally
gets to see her daughter. But it's weird.
Wow. Okay, so this is a series and there's episodes.
Yeah. I just finished on.
Okay, sorry. I was Googling because I was
intrigued right away. I had not heard of it.
Yeah, and they just had the last ones. What did it say?
I saw him walking out of a building and TMZ went up to him.
And he was like, do you watch show? He goes, no.
And he'd be like, but I'm suing everybody. That's what he said.
But his music spiked.
Like, this series came on so everybody started buying his music again.
Yeah, it says here on episode five, parents of girls in R. Kelly's camp accused him
of keeping them psychologically and sexually imprisoned.
Well.
I'm not going to watch this show, though. I don't want to see this stuff.
Yeah, I know. It's hard. It's heavy.
And everything's heavy right now.
Yikes.
Like you turn on the news.
It's just people yelling at each other.
You get on Twitter, people just yell at you.
Got them, Instagram comments, people just yell at me.
My son the other day, I was on CNN, and he was watching a debate go down on CNN,
and he was just like, are they mad at each other?
And he couldn't understand, like, the debate aspect of a conversation like that.
Eventually, there's going to have to be someone, a candidate in the next four, eight, 12 years that is on one of the sides,
but also it's not just the side.
I don't like how they talk about us and them all the time.
Both sides.
It's like we, meaning our side,
even eight, 12 years ago, it wasn't so partisan.
It was because there are definitely Democrats, Republicans,
and even independents, you know, when Ross Perot ran.
There have been a couple, Jesse Ventura,
one is an independent governor,
but it's just so gross right now.
It's in the government shut down,
and it's us versus them.
And whatever side you're on is to us.
Yeah.
And the other side's the bad people.
What are you going to say?
No, just the whole thing.
I mean, I've been kind of in it too.
I want you like five hours a day.
I know you do.
I'm so into politics.
You are.
And you've been doing it for a while.
And I feel like I've always, I can't talk to you about it because I don't really know enough.
But in the last week or so, I just kind of been catching up on everything.
And it really is just crazy.
Us, us, us.
And no one just, no one agrees.
But a friend of mine, interesting, I was talking to a friend of mine who recently was
working for, I don't know what
party it was, but a senator that was in a party.
And then she got another job with another one
from another party. And I was like, was that hard? She's like, no,
all of us in it, they're all. Don't really
care. And you know what? You just need a job.
They just need a job. And they talk, even the
senators are supposedly against each other,
when the cameras aren't on and they're not news,
they're all buddies. It's crazy. Yeah.
I just realized that. Like they split the people, but
themselves aren't split. Yeah. Does that make
sense? Absolutely. But my point is about the R. Kelly
show is that heavy stuff, I'm just,
I need a... A brain.
A break from that.
Yeah, you don't need to fill your life up with that.
And that sucks.
Like, O'Callie should probably go to jail if that's the case, if what they're claiming.
And Raymondo thinks he will go to jail?
I honestly think that was the point of the whole documentary.
Did you think it was good as a show?
Yeah, it's easily bingeable.
Like, you don't want to just put it down after one episode because these people just keep coming out.
I didn't even know he had two brothers.
Honestly, I'll probably watch it.
Yeah, and they're going to anything and everything.
They talk about every, like, ex-wife, she's on there.
She dated him or she married him for 10 years, and she was just open about everything.
And it was so honest and interesting.
I think John Legend was the only artist-
artist to go on and I saw him
He tweeted out some
He was like, yeah
He don't give a blank
About protecting this blank
Yeah
Because most people wouldn't talk
And John Legend went on to talk
Okay well I won't watch it
Let me know if you do
Okay
Steve Mockel had a baby
Yes
Do I have a Steve Mockel club up here
And it was mentioned
And you'll hear it mentioned
In Morgan's 32nd Skinny
But the reason that I bring it up here
Is because
And here's a Steve Mokler song
That's what crazy things
that Steve's wife, Gracie, is basically Amy's best friend, right?
One of them?
Yeah, we're good friends.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I got a text from her when they were leaving to the hospital.
She's like, in labor, it's happening.
But she was in labor for almost 24 hours.
And the baby was nine pounds.
Wow.
Jackson.
And when I was, I replied back, I was like, nine pounds?
She's like, yeah, I guess that's why I was in labor for so long.
But it was crazy.
That's Steve Mokler.
Got a kid named Jackson.
You go into the hospital, see them or no?
No, I'm going to see them at their house because I had had this cough thing,
and I didn't know if his allergies or a cough,
but I didn't want to risk it, and I didn't want to take that to a hospital.
So they're going to be home later today, I think.
Oh, that quick?
And so we'll go by there.
I told them, let me know if the kids are kind of excited
because they know Gracie had the baby in their belly,
and now the baby's out.
So, and Stasheera had made Gracie a little bracelet that was blue,
that said Jackson on it for her to like have with her at the hospital.
And so kids want to see the baby, but I don't know.
We're going to play it by ear to make sure everybody feels good.
I still have mine on.
Yeah, and yours says Bobby.
Yeah.
I also have another one.
I was at, I have something for you too.
It's in my house.
But I was doing a stand-up show on Muskegan and a listener, I don't know, brought these bracelets,
and she made one for you.
Oh, cool.
I didn't look in the box, but mine says champion on it from Dancing with the Stars,
but it's like beads.
That's cool.
And so, yeah, I wore it today.
Plus that jewelry makes you look younger and like cool.
Yeah, very hip.
Yeah.
Are you lying?
No.
No.
You have a little red beaded bracelet.
Well, this is the ones to share, maybe.
No, I know.
But if you're walking the street, nobody knows that.
And they're just like, look at that guy.
He's young and cool and it.
Also, I have a necklace on it.
I'm talking about.
And I only wore this, and I only still wear it because, well, one, Ryan Hurd would wear
this stuff.
And I'd be like, Ryan Hurd's the coolest.
Ryan Hurd's an artist and he has a bunch of songs.
He's been on the show before.
He's married to Merrim.
Morris and yeah. Ryan is cool. Yeah, Ryan are friendly. You know, I wouldn't say we're friends. We don't hang out all the time. But we text and, you know, we're friendly. But I was like, man, I want to be cool like that. So I started wearing this chain. Everybody made fun of me and I was like, I'm wearing it until it's normal. Like, I just wanted to normalize it. And I've had it the whole time. I think he's coming in like a week and a half or so. I'm going to have it on. See if he notices. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Is it look normal on me now or is still like weird? It looks normal. Come on. No, I'm getting used to it. It's been a while. Yeah, I've had it since. I wore it all through dancing with the stars. Like I would have it
when they would have me shirtless
and I would wear it
and you would see the chain
and I was only wearing it
because I just wanted it to become normal
to show everybody, it doesn't matter
how ridiculous you look
just do it long enough
nobody cares anymore
it's true
it becomes normal
it just becomes a thing
so I have on beads, bracelets
and a necklace
I don't really wear jewelry though
You're starting to though
you can't say that anymore
well I wouldn't wear these
they were both gifts
okay I didn't go buy these two bracelets
Amy's daughter gave me one
and then a listener gave me one
the chain I just wanted to be cool
I'd be honest
I just want to be cool
but I went to
I was going to say
I was in
Muskegan
yeah that's the
bracelets
I don't know
oh you picked that up
I mentioned
Stashera made
Gracie bracelet
oh you know what I'm
mentioned about
Gracie and the baby
Steve's baby
is that they start
and maybe I'm just like
not with the times
but I know I've coordinated
meals with pregnant
friends before
people that have gone through
something
but there's a website
meal train
have you ever heard of it
it's a free calendar
and you log on
and I got an email from like one of Gracie's other friends.
It's like, hey, you know, we want to make sure we're coordinated about delivering food to Gracie and Steve.
So you sign up, Mealtrain.com, you click a link and you sign your name on the calendar and boom, it takes care of it.
So if anybody's listening that needs something like that.
Mealtrain.com.
Yeah, if like someone's in the hospital, surgery, illness, like baby, whatever.
And you want to provide meals for family.
Well, instead of just like calling around or sending out an email chain, you just send everybody to this free online calendar and you sign up.
Lunchbox, when you have.
your baby, I mean, you get hit pretty hard with the bills, right?
What do you mean bills?
Like, is that expensive?
Hospital bills.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's expensive.
It's not pretty.
Like, you don't see it for a few months.
Like, I guess it took a while for it to come in the mail.
When it came in the mail, we were like, ooh-hoo.
Oh, wow.
And then it's more expensive because you get the Nick U bill.
And it's like, ooh.
Oh, yeah, your baby was there for a while.
Yeah, two weeks.
So you got, I mean, you thought having a baby was expensive.
Have them sit in the Nick U for a couple weeks.
Let's say I want to go sit in the NICU for a couple of weeks.
How about that cost me?
It's going to cost you.
It costs you a lot.
See that right arm of yours?
Pretty much that.
Did you see that hospitals now have to reveal the prices of stuff now?
Oh, wow.
That's a law.
Really?
As of January 1st, you have to know ahead.
It's all posted.
Like for more than just having a baby?
I think anything, yeah.
So like when you go in and you ask for Tylenol, they'll tell you that Tylenol, they'll tell you that $65.
I think it's all posted.
I don't know if they tell you that every time.
It's not like a menu where you, I'll take one.
of those.
With a calorie count?
I don't think that's the case.
I didn't know until recently, too, that you, like, can negotiate hospital bills, like,
hardcore.
Yes, absolutely.
You can really negotiate that stuff.
Tell me more.
Like, if they say it's going to cost you $45,000 or whatever, you're going to be like,
ah, ah, how about 30?
And they'll be like, oh, well, if you pay off 30 in, like, three years payment plan, we can do that.
But they just, they make payment plans for all that stuff.
And you can bring the total down.
And you probably have to negotiate it before you get the bill, right?
No.
I think after you get it. You can do it after you get the bill.
Really? Did you do that?
Not me, but I know people that have had that. Why would you not then if you know
you can do it?
Well, we should. I don't know. I mean, I didn't think about this until right now.
But yes, I've had friends that have had major surgeries, like emergency surgeries.
And afterwards like, there's no way I can pay that. I'll give you $15,000.
And sometimes I'll be like, I'll take it. Because it's either that or they're going to get nothing.
Which is crazy.
We're going to put your gallstones back in, sir.
Yeah.
If you don't fully pay for this.
Oh, wow.
So there you go.
If you're head
in the hospital
today, negotiate.
Is that the best price
you can give?
Dave Ramsey.
Did you know that
after our segment
last week we talked about
people we'd want to go to
dinner with
and I said,
I wanted to go with
like David Letterman
and Howard Stern
and you said
Robin Roberts
and lunchbox
said Johnny Flamingo.
Johnny Bananas.
Johnny Bananas.
That Johnny Banas
tweeted lunchbox.
What?
Right?
He didn't tweet me?
Oh, he didn't
see it?
You didn't see it?
Oh my goodness.
I was wondering why he didn't tweet me.
No, Mike D. has it.
Yeah, he tweeted you.
What?
How did you not know that your hero tweeted?
There is no way.
He quote tweeted it, so maybe he didn't.
Oh, so that's why.
But he still, you don't follow him?
No, because you want to know why I don't follow him?
Because whenever he goes on a challenge, he'll stop tweeting.
And then when he's back, he starts tweeting.
So if he's only gone for two weeks, then I know he got eliminated early.
And so you can't follow him because then you know what's going to happen on the upcoming TV show.
What do you say?
So Johnny Bananas is his name
Oh my gosh
I'm checking this out
And Lunchbox said
Who would you dream dinner
A guest be?
My answer Johnny Bananas
And he replies back
Applebee's your treat
P.S. I don't smooch on the first date
Wow
So you're gonna take him to Applebee?
Oh yeah I'll go
I'm going
I gotta find the tweet
You have to pay though he said
You're a treat
What's this guy good at
He looks more normal than I thought he would
Let me see this guy
I thought he'd be like in a big banana costume
Or something
That's not a real name right
No, no, no, no. It's just he was called bananas. And so that's, he developed a whole brand. You can buy t-shirts. I mean, he's, he's famous.
He only has 286,000 followers. That's more than I got.
No, but usually like when somebody has like five million.
But he hosts a, and he hosts a TV show on after, uh, on Snapchat. No, after Saturday Night Live.
Host of NBC's first look on Snapchat. No, no, his Snapchat name is your boy bananas.
Uh-huh. Yeah, it's, it's on after Saturday Night Live and it's called.
whatever you just said on Snapchat.
Then why don't you reach out?
He'll see your tweets.
He'll see your tweets.
You know, how many followers do you have?
Like 190-something thousand.
How many do you have, maybe?
On what?
On Twitter.
250-something-something maybe.
What do you have on Instagram?
Almost 500,000.
Really?
Yeah.
Our show page has like half a million, huh?
Yeah, we're at like 500,000.
Oh, wow.
17,000.
Yeah.
I want to get to 500,000.
And I also would like to get a blue check mark.
I want to get to a million.
I'm at 8504,000.
Hey.
Yeah, you're close to a million.
That's crazy.
It's going to take a bit.
But I think maybe when I get on Idol, that'll help a bit.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Maybe.
For sure.
But, yeah, you know who's going to get a blue checkmark?
Hey, Raymundo.
Can you hear me?
Raymondo?
Hold on.
He's in the clock.
Hey, can you hear me?
Come on here for a second.
He's coming in.
By the way, we've been going on for a bit here, but I'm going to bring him in.
Because I have a blue check mark.
Do you have a blue check mark?
On what?
Instagram?
Yeah.
No.
Lunchbox?
No.
I applied for it.
No, I don't have a blue check mark.
Raymondo, you're going to get a blue check mark?
Yeah, it's probably in the next couple weeks.
What?
How do you know this?
Yeah, so like it's not even going to make, you're not going to blame me, but I met a dude
in his name's hashtag.
Literally it is his name.
And he said that he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're on a morning show.
You should definitely be already verified.
He's verified people already.
So he has like a track history.
So I'm going with him.
Can you verify us?
No, it's totally for free.
it was like a New Year's, kind of like a birthday
present. How did they determine who
gets verified? Because...
How do you get the name hashtag?
That's what I want to know. How do you know?
I mean, maybe I'll get some of those people
and I'm like, how are they?
Yeah, because it's so stupid. It's connections. It's connections over
how well known you are, how big you're, how many followers
you have. It can't just be based on
followers. And they said, too, if you
have someone posing as you, which I do have fake accounts,
and I submitted the fake accounts, I sent
a picture with my driver's license,
proving it was me and that they could be
tricking people and I still haven't heard anything back.
But like other people are getting verified left and right where I'm like, how did you do
that?
Somebody's reaching out for them, like a manager or, well, you really need somebody from the
company reaching out that works digital.
Well, we got told by the company to fill out something that we were going to get verified.
No, it still didn't happen.
Do you think Ray gets it first or you guys?
Ray.
Because he got a hashtag too.
I actually had to talk with Tom Pullman about it.
I didn't bring it up.
His assistant was standing there and said something like, yes.
and he's verified.
And she was like...
No, no, no.
She was like, how, Tom, how did you get verified?
Because you're verified.
Was it, I think she even said,
was it one of the Jonas brothers?
And he was like, no, no, no, no, it was somebody else.
But I got verified.
He's like, yeah, we should look into that.
Y'all should all be verified.
And I was like, sweet.
We're going to all get verified.
But we didn't.
Well, Ramundo knows a guy named hashtag.
Duke, you got his number?
I mean, once he comes through for me, I'll definitely hook it up.
Yeah.
I call dips first on hashtag.
All right, there you have it.
All right, we ready?
You can listen to the lunchbox sports show with lunchbox Ray and Eddie called The Soer Losers.
Just call that the Lunchbox Sports Show?
I'm offended.
Okay.
Offended.
The Ray Sports show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, and?
I said all of you.
He said all the names.
It's called The Soor Losers.
There's a lot of sports happening right now.
Listen, if you don't like sports, you know, probably not for you.
But if you do, then you can listen to these three.
You know, go ahead.
So you do it like four times a week, right?
Yeah, no, five.
Oh, you do it every day?
They do every day of the week.
Every day.
Amy has his podcast called Four Things with Amy Brown.
It's four things every Thursday that it comes out, not every day.
You know who's coming back on this week?
Are we going to put it up this week or next week?
I don't know, but he's next week.
He's coming by the house tomorrow.
Who?
Jake Owen for number two.
Oh, update.
On the Bobbycast.
We got into a huge fight on our Bobbycast in first week.
For a long time, it was the most listened to episode by far.
It's number two now behind.
Brett.
No.
John.
No, me talking about Dancing with the Stars.
Oh, really?
Behind the scenes.
Oh, yeah.
That's that one in like two days.
The John Mayor one is in top five?
No, not top five.
Ooh, so good.
The top five are me talking about the behind the scenes of Dancing with the Stars.
Jake Owen.
Chris Stapleton, Brett, Eldridge, and maybe like Karen Fairchild, something like that.
That Jake one's a good one.
Boy, we get into it.
Yeah.
Uncomfortably.
Because you're weird, dude.
Search Bobbycast for that.
I think that's it.
We're going to get it into the show from today.
Raymond who likes that one.
Everybody good?
Yes.
All right, cool.
Here we go.
The show starts now, and away we go.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby bones.
Hey, good morning.
Welcome to the show.
Good morning.
Morning.
Amy's talking about some step challenge she's doing.
Yeah.
What is it happening over there?
Step bet.
What is that?
The app is called stepbet.
And you sign up and you can join,
there's all different kinds of teams.
Is this a commercial you're doing?
No.
Okay.
I didn't know if I was being lured in to one of those commercials.
Oh, no, no, no.
I have nothing to do with it.
Okay, it's called step bet.
Other than the fact that it's trying to hold me accountable for getting my steps and a
bunch of my friends are doing it so you're competing against each other and you pay $40 to enter.
Okay.
And then all that goes, depending on which group you're a part of, in that group, my group's
pot has over like $100,000 or something.
Well, you know all these people?
No.
Oh, okay.
So you just get in a random group.
I'm in a friend's group.
Okay.
Like, whatever.
So, yeah, there's like 3,000 people in the group.
I don't know four of them.
Okay.
So anyway, for like six weeks, as long as I meet my step goal, like it syncs up with your, you know, a smartphone, or whatever, your Fitbit.
And then it tracks your steps.
And if you meet your target goal for the six weeks every single day that it's set for you, then you get a payout at the end.
Is it a drawing?
No, no, no, no.
If you get disqualified, so if you don't meet your steps one day, you're kicked out.
So your 40 bucks is gone.
You know who gets it?
People like me who stay in.
So you split it.
Everybody that lasts splits it.
Splits the pot.
And they take a cut too, obviously.
That's how they stay in business.
Sure, I guess.
I don't know.
They don't know.
They're not doing it for a chair.
I don't know.
I don't have anything to do that.
I'm just doing it for fun and try to, you know, I like tracking my steps.
And this is helping keep me motivated.
I tried it about six months ago on day two.
I got an email letting me know that they were sorry to inform me.
I did not meet my steps.
Day two?
Day two.
So this year, new year, new me.
Oh, boy.
I'm going to make it.
Hey, so, okay, what's the amount of steps you have to get?
So you have active days and power days.
You get one day off.
So I have four active days, which are 15,100 steps.
And then on my power days, I have to get 18,000.
I don't know even what that is.
That's a lot.
Like, so.
How do I look on my phone to see what I stepped?
Here, I'll show you.
Give me your heart.
Hold on.
Oh, you already have my heart.
Oh.
Okay, let's see.
Yesterday, I stepped for 1,200 steps.
What?
Wait, that's it?
No, no, no.
It was just Sunday.
I don't do much.
Hold on.
Is that not a lot?
You just chilled.
I mean, you didn't even go to the bathroom.
Last Friday, right?
I did yoga, so I didn't work out.
Like, workout, workout, workout.
I did 1,800 steps.
No, come on.
Are we sure my phone's even recording?
Probably not.
You must be having to have your phone with you all times.
Oh, I don't.
You're right.
I don't keep my phone while I exercise.
That's it.
See, I wear an Apple Watch, so it tracks everything.
Oh. And forgive me for thinking, but can't you just put your watch on the dog or something?
You can, but I'm not going to, no.
For the money, you should. That's what I'm saying.
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What do you have over there, Amy?
Well, this inmate was allowed to order
Chinese food takeout
and given access to the internet
and can hang out in the guard station after hours,
all because he would help the guards
with legal matters and taxes.
Was he a lawyer?
I don't know exactly.
what his profession was, but he would help
him out with taxes, student loans,
mortgages, all in exchange
for these special privileges.
He was in jail for 15 years
for pulling a gun on his wife.
Don't know why? Wow. That's a
long time, huh? Did he shoot him?
He did not shoot her? He pulled a gun on her.
He had one and two strikes already?
That's a lot. He was awaiting a hearing on a
probation violation or something
and, yeah, decided
he had these, you know, his expertise
and offered it to the guards and they're like,
Okay.
And that's not good?
You want Chinese food take out?
It's like Shashank.
I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess you shouldn't do that, right?
No, you shouldn't do that.
I have a cousin, first cousin, who's in jail and will be in jail for probably the rest of his life.
And I think I was talking to you guys.
He has cell phones and FaceTime's and they get whatever they want in there.
What?
Legally or illegally?
Illegally.
Oh, illegally.
Like, he would just FaceTime another cousin and be like, hey, what up?
Because what happens is they get people to pay for these cards.
And then somehow the cards get smuggled in, like, money cards?
Oh, like a...
Yeah, like a prepaid credit card.
And then they have these phones smuggled in.
And I don't know if it comes in in people's butts or a bag.
I don't know.
We don't care.
Well, I mean, I sort of care.
But then he starts FaceTiming all my family and, like, talking to him all the time.
And then they'll come and take it away, and he'll just get more.
You get whatever you want in jail.
Like, you know the right people, they will smuggle it in.
If you know the right people, right, yeah.
Or you'll do the right things.
Be part of the right crew.
I think it all comes in.
Like, if you just do the right things, you get it.
Oh.
So, yeah.
That's great
It's just a different culture
Yeah
I don't think he hates jail
I don't think he would pick
To be in jail
But I think he's
A lot of my family's been in jail
Right
Him two years ago
He broke out of jail
Escaped
We followed it for weeks
On the news
And the national news
Because they were searching for him
That was so bizarre
He got pretty far too
Yeah he escaped
In Arkansas
Got to
I think Illinois
They found him in Florida
There was video of him
Like escaping the jail
And then somebody else
You know
Was his getaway car?
Yeah my aunt
Yes
Your aunt.
The cops were calling me going, hey, you have them?
I was like, I haven't seen him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, yeah.
Man.
So that's interesting.
Like, he doesn't really, like, it's just not that bad for him.
So he doesn't hate it because he's got, like, the certain things in life that make
like of okay, like a phone.
I don't think he loves it, but he's been in jail so much that it's just like part of
his life.
And he's jacked.
Oh, you mean, like, works out a lot?
Just a monster.
I think that's all you do.
Right?
What else?
do you do? I think for a while he was in solitaire.
Oh wow. The whole...
You're locked up 23 hours.
Dang. Yeah. He's trouble.
That's hardcore. I think most of my family's been in jail.
What do you do?
Solitaire.
I don't know what he did inside jail.
I think it's called solitary.
Solitaire is what they call it. Oh, really?
It's called solitary confinement.
Ah, that's it. But solitaire is what you get sent to the...
Yeah. Don't act like you know.
Okay, okay. I just watch movies. I just watch movies.
Don't like you know.
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Our audio producer is Ramundo, and he sits in a glass.
and edits, a lot of the sounds that you hear on the show, a lot of the music clips.
And all morning long he does this. And you've had a girlfriend for how long?
Five years now.
By the way, didn't propose over Christmas. We thought there was a chance of that.
Yeah, definitely.
And if you listened to the podcast, I guess last week, he said that it wasn't on the show, but he came on the podcast.
And he's like, hey, I didn't propose. You didn't feel like the time was right.
It definitely wasn't right.
Was she disappointed that you didn't propose?
Maybe a little bit, but also we had my family in town, her family in town, so many different
obligations. Tough to squeeze it in. She understands that. But wouldn't it be nice to do it around the
family? Yeah. Probably. Probably. Is they're all there? I wonder if she's disappointed. Like here we are
January. If she's disappointed, she's not engaged. I talked to her about it and I said,
trust me for the time and she said I will. So what's happening with her right now? With a little
situation. Yeah, like the romantic situation? Yeah. So every morning when she goes to her vehicle for probably
the past week, she's had a rose on her windshield. And it's not from you. It's not for me. It's not
For me, we cleared that up.
Obviously, I'm not that romantic.
Ha, ha, we laughed about it.
But there's construction sites in the area that's also a business district.
So there's a lot of dudes that walk by on foot, on scooter.
So cool that a guy's giving her a rose, but also she's creeped out by it a little bit.
How do you feel that another dude is being way more romantic than you?
Because a little bit, that's exciting, right?
If someone thinks that you're cool enough.
Yeah, that means the dude saw my chick from football field away, thought she was hot enough to put a rose on her vehicle.
That's cool.
Just don't go up and creep her out, but keep the rome.
Rose is coming. Oh, you're okay with the roses coming. Yeah, that means you're dating a hot girl.
I mean, that's not me being jealous. I've never even met this guy. I mean, if he's some big
construction guy, that's going to be weird. He tries to like win her over me. Then it becomes awkward.
But right now, I mean, guys being super romantic. Like, is she down because you didn't propose to her
and then she's getting roses for someone else? Maybe. She's creeped out by the roses. Oh, she is.
Yeah. So we've talked, hey, do we need to do a little security camera action? Her dad knows
that install security cameras so we could do that and catch the guy red-handed.
red-handed. Well, he hasn't done anything illegal.
Well, is that okay to put roses on people's vehicles? You can do that?
Yeah, right? Is that a call-a-top thing?
Well, you live in a condo, right? Yeah. So it's not private property. It's not like coming into your yard.
Correct. So I would say that that's probably fine, right? And that's obviously, it's like the flyer thing. People can put flyers on your windshield and that's not illegal.
Guys doing a nice thing, but at the same time, my girl's weirded out by it. Is she weirded out going to her car that he may show up?
Well, and I can't be there. So if I could walk her to her vehicle every time, she'd feel safe then. But yeah, who knows when she goes,
a car if this dude's chilling hiding behind it.
How are you going to end this? Like, remedy this.
We got to do the camera. So we've got to talk to
the complex, do a camera that's facing outward.
She parks. Boom. We see him the next day.
We take the picture to the police station.
Maybe they can help us identify.
They didn't do anything? I know. But somebody to help us
identify it. Maybe take it to the construction site.
Say, do you have this worker, this color of helmets?
This color of helmet? Yes. Because they
wear their colored uniforms to win their construction sites.
Can I just give you a tip? Yeah.
Do something romantic for your girl.
She didn't get what she wanted from you, like
proposal and someone else is doing something romantic
for her right now? Like you got to do something
for her. Just a tip for me to you. Put a teddy
bear on the windshield? It doesn't have to be a windshield.
You have to exactly that. Just do something.
To top the roses. No, that's the top. Just to
do something. Okay.
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With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So every morning, this guy.
Eddie stops in this grocery store in Mississippi for breakfast on his way to work.
He's always smiling, friendly with the employees.
He's gotten to know one of the cashiers there.
Well, he was in sort of a bad mood.
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She's like, well, you know what?
I think I'm going to see if I'm a match.
And I'll donate my kidney.
This cashier at the grocery store that he's going to every year.
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Wow.
Uh-huh.
And she's donating.
The transplant is scheduled for this spring.
Wow.
What?
First of all, that she would even say, let me see if I'm a match.
Then the fact that she was a match.
Exactly.
Then she's going through with it?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I know.
That's awesome.
That's what it's all about right there.
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Norrie up the day.
This story comes with us from Detroit, Michigan.
Two women decided to do some post-Christmas shopping at Target.
Go in.
They steal $1,900 worth of electronics.
Only problem is they were holding an event called Shop with a Cop.
Oh, I love when people shoplift it shop for a cop with a cop.
This happens every year where the cops go and shop with people.
It's like a charity event.
And someone ends up shoplifting at the event.
That's funny, huh?
There are 22 police officers at the event, so they were easily apprehended in the parking lot.
And you know, these police officers have to be like, is this a joke?
Yeah.
They're like, is someone like pulling a...
Like, who would be dumb enough to steal during Shop with the Cop?
That's funny.
All right, there you go.
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Welcome to the show.
We've got another hour here.
And we're going to play Amy versus Lunchbox.
So how this works is I'll ask Amy three questions that a lot of dudes would know,
ask Lunchbox three questions that most females would know.
And we'll see who wins.
By the way, Lunchbox is winning six to one.
Oh, wow.
In the West for 10.
And Lunchbox is a defending champion too.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Amy versus Lunchbox.
Go.
Amy?
What's the primary grain in moonshine?
What's the primary grain in moonshine?
Moonshine.
Wheat, barley, rye.
Moonshine.
Moonshine.
What's the primary grain in moonshine?
Go ahead and an answer?
Rye.
Rye.
No.
Lunchbox you can steal.
Wheat.
He says wheat.
Show me wheat.
No, no.
It's actually corn.
Oh.
Amy, which part of your car charges your battery when your car is running?
Huh?
What car part charges your car while your car is running?
The battery charge the, when the car's on it charges?
It charges the battery.
It's how your battery stays charged.
The carburetor.
The carburetor.
No.
Lunchbox.
Alternator.
Correct.
Wow.
I'm so close.
Amy.
The Super Bowl is next month
February 3rd at Mercedes Ben Stadium
Do we know who's in it yet?
What city is that in?
Mercedes?
Oh my gosh.
Mercedes Ben Stadium.
What city's that in?
The Super Bowl.
Michigan.
Detroit.
No, it's in Atlanta.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
No, I knew it.
Stop.
What did he say?
What did he say?
Hot Atlanta.
I can't give it to him because I'm right.
I know.
You know I was going to get it.
I know.
That's on me.
I take the, I take the, I take the,
I take the blame, but I can't give it to you.
Jeremy Renner turns 48 today.
Let's move off that one.
Lunchbox, you're ready.
This is yours.
That was for me.
I'll ask you another Amy question to see if you can get it.
Thank you.
Because I did mess you up on that one.
How many volts are in a standard car battery?
In a standard car battery?
Yeah.
500 volts.
No, 12-volt.
12-0 battery, yeah.
That's 200.
All right, lunchbox.
We have three questions for you.
I thought 12 was way too little.
Are you ready?
I guess you are.
Okay, thank you, Frank.
Yeah.
Sorry, I was talking to myself.
with that last question. Kanye and Kim
reportedly have baby number four on the way.
What's their last child's name? Baby number three.
Sky.
Amy.
What is the question?
What's Kanye and Kim's third baby's name?
Oh, hold on.
It's Chicago.
Oh, Chicago.
Oh, Chicago Sky. That's what it is.
The Bachelor returns tonight on ABC.
Yeah, Colton!
Yeah.
Wow.
You want.
You've now placed.
There he is.
Yeah.
We're going to win.
No matter what.
I got money on my mind.
Stay there.
And they stay there.
The guy's up seven to one.
I mean, if you win this round, we're just going to retire the game.
You don't have any competition, you know what I mean?
I mean, should we just retire now?
Lou to.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
In about 45 minutes, right at the top of the hour, I'll recap on taking Amy's son.
We went and hung out.
So I picked him up.
He's eight.
and we went and played video games, but we were listening to some music.
Do you play this song all the time at your house?
Not all the time, but he knows it, yeah.
Yeah, well, he kind of knows it.
Like, we both kind of knew it, but not really.
I was it.
And I tell you all about it when I see you like it.
I was like, how does the kid know this song?
Yeah, I mean, we're in touch.
Yeah, I mean, it's not really an in touch.
A song.
It's older.
Okay.
Okay.
Take it home.
Take it home.
He shush me right here.
Listen.
I want to do the solo, so I'll let him have it there.
But I was surprised.
We put it on the pop station and listen to that.
And let me tell you.
I was like, what do you want to listen to?
Taylor Swift.
Oh, I know.
That's all he wanted to hear was Taylor Swift.
Tell me about it.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it was good.
This song came on.
He was screaming it.
Do you hear this one?
Well, he's obsessed right now with gorgeous.
I don't even know what that is.
That's new Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
There were times we're talking about something.
And he kept saying, manana. I was like, what?
Manana. I was like, man, man, I was talking about food. And he was like, manana.
I was like, manana. I was talking about food. I was like, manana.
You were trying to say something tricky.
No, there was nothing tricky.
Amy's son, a year ago, I guess about a year ago, he came to America, right?
Yeah, like a year and, you know, 10 days.
English is better.
But, man, there were the times where we just didn't understand each other.
Okay, that's what I wanted to ask about.
And we can wait until the update or I can ask you now.
I just didn't know how communication was.
It's okay.
It's pretty good.
Yeah.
We would just stick with it and hold it down until we figured it out.
He told me that you asked him who he liked, and he told me he said Taylor Swift.
He was able to give me some of y'all's conversation.
But I never know if it's like, did he really have that conversation?
Does he think you have that conversation?
But I guess y'all did about Taylor Swift.
And then he said he brought up, did he Drake, God's Plan?
Yeah.
That's all he wanted to hear, too.
Play God's Plan.
Yeah.
God's Plan.
And then I had to think, are there bad words in this song?
Well, he knows if he's playing with it on YouTube and it's the explicit,
which is kind of funny to hear him say explicit.
He's like, no, no, no, we can't play this one.
Explicit.
But, yes.
Did he tell you the secret that he wasn't supposed to tell you?
No.
Perfect.
What?
What secret?
I can trust him then.
I can trust him if he didn't tell you the secret.
I may tell you the secret at the top of the hour next hour.
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A little over two months ago,
somebody won the $1.5 billion mega-millions.
It was the biggest one,
but no one came forward to claim the prize.
Not the next day, not the next week.
Not even now.
And so Inside Edition, you know that show?
Yeah.
It's like 4 p.m.
Someone's like, we're going to break the news, but it's really like not real news.
They went to this neighborhood, Simpsonville, South Carolina, where the ticket was purchased.
And they just go asking around because I grew up in a small town and everybody knows everything in a small town.
Like if there's some business to be known, everybody knows it in a small town.
And so they go around and they said, hey, what do you know about it?
So apparently there's an auto mechanic who played the lottery.
He quit his job the day that that winner was discovered.
That's the rumor
That's the thing
He just showed up to work
He said hey I'm out
And no one's heard from him since
So they're suspecting he won the $1.5 billion
Wow
Either that or we need to look into
Where he is
If something really happened
No I think that he's okay
Okay
But he hasn't been around much since then
And he just quit his job
And then this attorney comes on
It's talking about if you win the lottery
What you do
And it's like you don't do anything
You just get away from everyone
You just want a billion dollars
or half a million dollars or whatever it is.
He's like, get away.
He's like sign your ticket and be quiet
because everybody's going to come begging for money.
Because if one of you guys won a billion dollars,
I'm probably going to hit you up.
Like you got extra.
What do you need?
Yeah.
It's like, I just be like, hey,
but can you imagine everybody in your life doing that?
That's what would happen if you won the lottery.
If you want a million dollars,
everybody in your life will be doing that.
So I saw that.
You see the viral video of the guy who goes to work
and says,
can I have the day off?
Like I don't, and his boss, he's like, no, I don't think so.
And he's like, well, I just want $100 million on this lottery ticket.
So I'm going to go ahead and just take all the days off.
Whoa.
That's awesome.
Mike, did you ever see that one?
It's from like a couple years ago.
That's hilarious.
Bohemian Rhapsody won the big movie last night at the Golden Globes.
I don't watch any of it.
Yeah.
I don't watch this stuff anymore anyway, right?
I just watch the highlights.
And I guess that was the big one.
And it beat out the sound of music.
What was it?
No, Starsborn?
A Starzborn.
One of those remakes.
Yes.
I saw it Starsborn.
And I thought it was good.
You start to go, all right, enough with the hype.
Because I thought it was really good.
But I didn't think it was like the greatest movie of all time.
But I haven't seen Bohemian Rhapsody.
Who's seen Bohemian Rhapsody?
Not I.
No.
Anyone?
Mike D?
Yeah.
Was it good?
Not better than Stars Born.
It wasn't better than Stars Born.
Why do you think it won?
I don't know.
The Stars Born did win for Song?
Did Gaga win for actress?
Did Bradley Kirk went for actor?
No?
Oh.
Just for song.
Were they disappointed?
Yeah.
Were they?
Yeah.
Anyone watched Golden Globes last night?
No.
Because there was football on.
I saw some of the dresses and stuff.
Yeah, but again, you can see all that on TV.
Lady Gaga looked beautiful.
Did you see the girl from This Is Us call the other girl a B?
What?
No.
Where?
On the red garbet?
Yeah, so she didn't know her mic was still on.
It was Alison Bree.
Allison Bree, who's in Glow.
Okay.
The main girl in Glow on Netflix.
And then the girl from This Is Us, Chris.
Chrissy Went.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
And so they're on the red carpet.
And they're leaving Chrissy Mets.
And they're like, okay, Alice and Bree is the other side of the carpet.
They were like, do you know her?
And she was like, yeah.
And they turned the camera off and go to Alice and Bree.
But the Chrissy Mets girl from This Is Us goes like, yeah, I know her.
She's a beat.
And she didn't know her microphone was on.
Is she kidding?
No.
They tried to make it up.
Oh, we're just kidding.
But it wasn't.
I listen to like five times.
Wow.
And I'm someone whose jokes get turned the wrong way sometimes.
People go, oh, well, that was insulting.
I'm like, no, I was just kidding.
But I don't know, man.
It sounded pretty legit.
But yeah, I heard that.
I was like, ooh.
Oh, man.
Yeah, big winners last night.
Bohemian Rhapsody won for Best Picture.
Rami Malik, the main guy, won.
Let's see here.
A Star is Born with Shutout except for that song.
Glenn Close won for the wife.
I don't know what that is.
Best actor went to Christian Bale for Vice.
I want to see Vice.
And then Best TV series went to the Americans, which it is over, but it was such a great show.
Slow, but really good.
You know what I almost finished watching was Jack Ryan on Amazon?
I have like two episodes left.
It's good, huh?
Are you into it?
Yeah, I'm done.
I loved it.
Yeah, it's good.
I like it.
I'm ready to get into the Man in High Castle or whatever it's called.
Do you know what that's about?
No.
I haven't started it, but a friend was recommended it to me.
where it's like if World War II would have ended and we lost.
Oh, I did see the trailer.
Oh, interesting.
And like America, like on the west side is run by Japan and on the east side's run by Germany.
She was telling me all about it.
I was like, oh, I'm next.
Such a cool concept.
I'm jumping into that show.
Yeah.
Crystal in Massachusetts, what up?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Thanks for calling.
Thank you.
I was wondering, how is Amy doing with her Cuse Button challenge?
Yeah, last year we gave Amy the challenge of two weeks without.
hitting her snooze because you were hitting it how many times morning oh four anywhere from
two to five and so here we are January 7th it's been months since the challenge how many times
do you think you've hit your snooze i haven't i don't snooze anymore and it's not an issue
yeah yeah no it's pretty amazing i feel better i make my bed i have more time in the morning
i feel more rested there's no way i will it's not worth going back because i feel like once i
hit snooze, I could easily, you know, fall back into old patterns, and I don't have time for that.
What are you thinking about that, Crystal?
I think that's awesome. I am a teacher in an early riser, but I have definitely fallen into the
snooze button trapped this new year. So I'm inspired by you, Amy. Thank you so much.
Okay, do it. Look at you. Inspiring people even in ways you didn't even know.
Yeah, I had no idea of me. Don't press snooze, people. It's not worth it.
Hey, so before the year ended, I told Lunchbox that there's something coming up that's pretty cool.
And Amy and I think it'll change his life.
Now, he's not the only one involved in it, but we think that of everyone it probably changed his life the most.
So we haven't told him yet.
It's a big surprise.
I still haven't been told when I can tell you.
Because I asked on Friday.
And Amy asked me, too, like, when are we going to tell Lunchbox?
So he has three new guesses.
Now, if...
Well, go ahead.
I may need to eliminate one right away because you said,
it's going to affect a lot of people, not just me.
No, not, I didn't say a lot.
He said you're not the only one involved.
Right.
You're reading things and don't, don't read into things.
Okay.
All right, so he has three guesses.
Go ahead, guess number one?
The number one guess right now is still a new car.
So you think.
Because you guys always make fun of my car.
We don't make fun of your car.
We make fun of how gross the inside of your car is.
And it has nearly 200,000 miles on it.
We don't make fun of that.
It's 14 years old.
That's impressive.
Zero times have we ever made fun of that.
We only make fun of the fact that you keep it disgusting on the inside.
Yeah.
So you think I'm going to get you a new car.
Yeah, and then you're going to say, look, man, it's new.
Keep it new and clean.
You want that new car smell.
And I'm going to be like, okay, I will.
Okay, that's guess number one.
Yeah.
Guess number two.
Guess number two.
There's a huge event coming up.
It's called the Super Bowl.
And we're going to have a Bobby Bone Show commercial during the Super Bowl.
And I'm going to be in it on national TV.
Wow.
We are going commercial.
during the Super Bowl.
That is awesome.
That's a pretty good guess.
That's a great guess.
That is so cool.
They would never spend that kind of money on us.
We can barely get commercials as it is.
But maybe, maybe.
Okay, go ahead.
And the number one, this is top of the list.
Go ahead.
It also has to do with the Super Bowl.
I get to be the honorary captain at the Super Bowl,
and I get to flip the coin.
The coin toss at the beginning of the game,
you know, they have the honorary captain
that comes out and they say,
oh, this is so-and-so.
This is love.
Lunchbox from the Bobby Bones Show, our honorary captain.
The home team, the Saints have called heads.
It's tails.
And I get to flip the coin.
Wow.
How crazy.
Oh, that's awesome.
Those are his three guesses.
How did they pick the honorary person?
It's usually someone that has something to do with something in the game,
like an old Super Bowl winner or someone.
Not just a random one.
Or.
Yeah.
Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show.
Okay.
I mean, that is so cool.
So those are his three guesses.
Maybe this week I'll be able to tell him.
Woo!
Got my bags packed.
I'm ready.
Here I come, Atlanta.
He thinks it's a new car or it has to do with the Super Bowl.
By the way, lunchboxes Bears lost last night.
Yeah.
That hurt.
Yeah.
That was a little rough.
Lunch is a diehard Bears fan.
Eddie's Cowboys won.
Come on.
We dem boys.
Woo!
I'm so pumped right now.
The mood in the room has been a bit odd
because they sit next to each other and one of them is like miserable
because he's such Chicago fan.
The other one's a huge dally.
And Eddie's in his cowboy sweatsh.
I had to rub it in a little bit.
Your husband loves a cowboy son.
Oh, yeah.
No, we're very happy in our house.
You sound like it.
I mean, I don't really care.
I gauge, like, if Texas is playing or the Cowboys are playing, and I'm not paying to do the game, I try to find out, do we win or do we lose.
How do I need to handle this?
Don't need to put my gloves on?
Well, Texas won.
Yes.
And the Cowboys won.
Yeah, I know.
It's been, that's what I'm saying, the mood, the vibe has been great.
Does it change your husband's mood?
Yes.
Yeah.
Like so much so where you go, ooh.
That's what I'm talking about.
I have to pay attention to it because then I have to know how to handle him.
Yeah.
It's a thing.
Okay.
Life is a lot easier if the Cowboys win.
That's right.
Well, eventually they're not going to.
In Texas. Yeah.
I guess unless they win the season.
Yeah, this year they can win the whole thing.
That's what's happening here on the show.
Lunchbox is down because he's a huge Bears fan.
Eddie's up because he's a huge guy.
Come on.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
This guy named Ray.
He needed a hobby, so he got into 3D printing.
And so he'd been printing off some weird things.
He's like, hey, what can I do where I can actually affect somebody in a good way?
And he printed a prosthetic arm for a 3-year-old boy named Robert.
So Robert was born without half of his left arm, and they couldn't afford a prosthetic arm.
It's $12,000.
So they knew somebody who knew somebody.
And this dude goes in and he spends 80 hours of printing and research and figuring out exactly how to print.
I didn't even understand 3D printing.
I know.
I don't even have a printer for paper anymore in my house.
but he printed him on arm
and his mom said that the first thing
that her kid does every morning
whenever they wake up is show his new arm
to everyone and it actually works
and he can pick things up
so he says the material used to print the arm
cost about 25 bucks
and he did all the research
and figured out how to print it and make it
again I don't even know how 3D printing works
but the fact that you can
why don't they print out lots of arms for people
arms and legs
he said he had to do like 80 hours
so it's like time and labor
but he clearly volunteered
and I don't know
I just feel like you do that
more. Not him.
Like, why are prosthetic arms so much if you can make them so
cheap? Anyway, that's a good story.
I like that. That's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Over to Morgan number two
right now who's getting us
with that skinny.
Bobby Bonson.
The latest from Nashville
and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's
30 second skinny.
John Party is excited
to get back on the road
with Dirk's Bentley,
but he's most excited about helping Dirk's daughters.
They want him to teach him how to rope,
and he really loves to help them.
I talked to John Party a couple days ago.
I was like, all I heard of was like,
on the phone.
I was like, where are he goes?
I'm out in the woods.
Shooting?
No, it was more like, I think he was driving around hunting.
Oh, okay.
And ask him any more questions.
One thing you don't do is ask a lot of questions
somebody's driving around, right, right, right.
Because he probably wasn't shooting from the truck.
They're probably just looking around.
But yeah, he's a real live country boy.
Yeah.
Like, no doubt about it.
John Party.
He came over to my house
We were doing a Bobbycast
and I hope you searched this out
because I do a podcast
called the Bobbycast
with songwriters and artists
and he was talking about
when he got shot
stabbed.
When he got stabbed.
Crazy story.
In the stomach.
He got stabbed in the stomach
at a fight
and then he had to get to the hospital
and the hospital rejected him
and he had to go somewhere else.
So search John Party's
Bobbycast
like search Bobbycast
wherever you listen to podcasts
that's a good dude.
Wow.
It's a crazy dude too.
What else?
Congratulations to Steve Mokler
and his wife Gracie.
they welcome their first child, a son named Jackson Thomas Mocler.
What do you say? They call him Jack. Is that what he said on this Instagram?
Oh, well, yeah. I mean, they're calling, I mean, I guess.
I think that's what he wrote. On his Instagram. He said, this is Jackson. We call him Jack.
We call him Jack. We call him Jack. So cute. All right, what else?
Kane Brown serenated fans on Instagram with a song. He said he had stuck in his head.
It was a cover of Michael Jackson's the way you make me feel.
Just gives me, baby, and tell me twice that you're the one.
I thought you meant in concert.
I didn't know you meant his bathroom.
It's a shower.
Listen, I think the best in the shower.
Like, I get it.
But I was like, oh, you're looking back to here.
I'm singing for 10,000 people.
All right, is that it, Morgan number two?
That's your skinny.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby bones.
Let's go.
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Over to Amy now with the joke of the morning.
Here we go.
The morning corny.
Often featured now on national websites.
Yeah.
You're featured on...
BuzzFeed.
On BuzzFeed with her joke, yeah.
The morning corny.
What do you call a zombie who doesn't joke around?
What do you call a zombie who doesn't joke around?
Dead serious.
There you go.
All right.
Morning Corny, Dad is this morning from Amy.
That was the morning corny.
So I kind of set you up with the backstory.
I had spent most of last year not working in the same studio with you guys.
I was in California doing Dancing with the Stars.
and I'd start on American Idol.
And so I wasn't here and I wasn't super present.
And so there was like six months.
I didn't see Amy's kids at all.
And so except for, yeah, they would just see me on TV.
And I don't like that.
And I've tried to be present in their lives a bit.
And so I go to Amy's house last weekend.
And he's like, hey, if you want to come, just take the kids, you can.
And I didn't know if a bit you just wanted me to take the kids.
No, not at all.
I just didn't know.
Like free babysitting?
Not at all.
We don't know.
We're good.
I just thought, I know you want to be a part of your life and them to know.
know you and you know them and like yeah just an hour visit or some time together that's how
you're going to have a relationship with them and with your schedule I know it's hard but if you
want that that's what you have to do so and Amy if you're new to the show she adopted her kids
her son or her daughter from Haiti and they've been in America for like 13 months now and so
you want to be taking both out I didn't feel comfortable taking them both out and also I didn't
feel like I could focus with two kids also I was scared to death yeah
As far as, I don't want to wreck my, I don't want to wreck.
Like, you drive different when you got a kid in the car.
Yeah.
I drive.
Did you put him in the back, right?
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he sat in the front.
I never, I thought.
This was our secret.
And he never told you.
That was the secret?
Well, he got, Bobby, that's the law.
Well, hold on.
I don't know the law.
Oh, my goodness.
And you know what?
I'm a bad boy.
Oh, boy.
I don't know the law.
I don't have any kids.
Okay, he didn't know.
He didn't tell me.
Because I told him not to and he didn't.
I know.
I said, don't tell your mom.
And he's like, don't tell mom?
I said, do not tell your mom.
He did not tell me.
Nope.
I didn't even know that was the rule.
So he gets in the back of my car, and I'm like, I'm not your chauffeur.
Get in the front.
By the way, Amy's son's eight, but he's small.
Yeah, he looks almost five.
I was like, get in the front seat.
He can't see anything because he's so small.
So we put the seatbelt on him.
And you know that top strap that goes diagonal?
Yeah.
It was like in his forehead.
Because he's too small.
And I was like, just put your arms over that.
And so I didn't even know it was illegal.
Oh, boy.
Oh, man.
But he rode on the front seat.
He did.
He rode on the front seat.
I just thought he wasn't supposed to.
It's because if you're not a certain size or weight or age or whatever, if the airbag
deploys, it could be bad.
Oh, he wouldn't hit it at all.
He just went under it.
I didn't know it was a lot.
Well, so, yeah, he rode in the front seat.
Okay, cool.
My bad.
So we're going.
He had a shield with him.
He's Captain America.
And he was dressed as Captain America.
Oh, nice.
If you look on my Instagram, you'll see a picture of us playing video games, and he's
dressed as Captain America.
He has the mask.
He doesn't wear the mask totally on.
But we go.
And I thought about just for the sake of the show, like going to Target or something,
because he's got a lot of me to pick up chick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I was like, that's not what it's about.
Oh.
I wasn't even going to post anything or record anything, but I said, Amy a note.
I said, I took like one or two pictures.
I didn't do it to post it.
But I was like, yeah, go ahead, post whatever you want.
No, I asked him.
I said, I asked Stevenson, it's okay if you posted it.
And he said, yeah, so.
So we went, and we just went to Dave and Busters and played video games,
and he wanted to play every game that either had a gun or a race car.
That's all he cared about.
I was trying to get in some ski ball.
I was trying to get in some.
Knock the clowns down with the balls.
You wanted nothing to do with it.
He wanted nothing to do with those games.
And what you do is you put money in for a card.
And the card has all the chips on it.
And he didn't quite get that concept.
Because, again, he's just putting his own money in the machines and paying.
Then he wanted to keep the card.
And there was money left over on the card.
And I was like, let's give it to somebody.
He goes, no, I want to keep the card.
So that card he has...
Oh, you really should have encouraged him to give it to somebody.
I tried.
I had already given him the front seat.
You know?
And then we got some ice cream.
And so we were in the car and I was like, what do you want to listen to?
And all he wanted to hear was Taylor Swift.
He was like, Taylor Swift.
And so we listened to Taylor Swift.
And then I was like, what else you want to hear?
And it was like, God's plan.
I want to play God's plan.
God's plan.
And then we were just listening to the radio.
We put it on the pop station.
And this song came on.
And he started singing it.
And I was like, how do you know this song?
He's like, I know all the words.
So this is us singing that song.
Get him!
Oh, wait, here you go.
Time.
It's it ever far as you naked.
And when I see you again.
So that's us.
Kind of carried a note there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we hung.
It was good.
This is us playing video games.
Get it?
I didn't know.
He never knows.
And I was like, reloaded.
He didn't know what he was shooting.
But it was good.
We had a good time.
What did he say when he got back?
He said he had a lot of fun and he would like to do it again.
He's like, can we do it again tomorrow?
He asked me that too, and I was like, we can't.
Is there probably another six months, buddy?
It probably won't be six months, but it won't be, yeah, not tomorrow.
So do you think, now that you've taken him out, do you think you could handle taking?
He just runs everywhere all the time.
Well, I know, but Stasheera doesn't.
She's 11, but she definitely, I think she would like it if you took her to do something later.
It doesn't have to be soon.
I don't know what to do with an 11-year-old girl.
Hang out.
Doing what?
She took Stevenson out, so she's like, oh, okay.
Like, I don't want it to be a thing where she thinks.
Because all of our friends hang out with both of them, so it's not.
I just want that to be confusing to her.
If you just tell me what to do, I don't know what to do with an 11-year-old girl.
All boys love shooting things and racing things.
Okay.
She likes video games.
She likes roller skating.
She likes pizza and ice cream.
Okay, that I can do, the pizza and ice cream.
Yeah.
Did you talk to these clubs of you?
your son? Yes. Okay, what's the first one here? I'm just asking him if he, I wanted to know if you
used him to pick up girls. Did Bobby try to use you to pick up girls? Yes. He did? Are you sure?
I'm really sure. Like, what did he do? You should have to say hi. Not true. Yeah, bones? No, not true. No girls.
Hi. Okay, seriously. Did he really use you to pick up girls? No. Just kidding. You're just kidding? Yes. Did you have fun with
Uncle Bobby?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
You want to do it again?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Yes.
Can you tell him thank you?
Thank you.
You guys upset with me?
No.
No.
I don't know.
Yes.
Because listen, Dave and Buster's where you went.
It's at the mall.
Yeah.
So if you just walk out into the mall, there's going to be a pool.
I haven't tried to pick up girls at the mall.
And I was like 16.
Like the mall is nowhere I would think to pick up girls.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't even want to pick out girls at the mall.
What are you talking about?
The mall.
And that mall is like a Forever 21.
Crazy.
The mall pick up.
Oh my goodness.
But let me tell you something.
It's going to be harder to pick up girls with two kids.
So you may still want to stick with Stevenson.
Everyone was wondering, like, what's the tall, skinny guy doing with the small black child?
Do you feel like people were looking at you?
I didn't.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I did.
They were like, what's up with you, white adult man with a small black child?
And I was like, stop looking at us.
Me and Captain America, chilling.
Yeah.
You'd get on with your life.
Yeah, they were.
And so they would be like, what's that?
happened and I don't know if they thought that, I don't know, I don't know what they thought.
How did you feel his English was with you?
A bit better. Like, again, he tried to say banana.
I was like, hey, what do you eat? What do you have for breakfast? He was like,
I was like, what? Manana. And I was like, what?
Manana.
I was like, are you saying banana?
That obviously is banana.
So there were times where he had to say things like four times. But I felt like it's getting
a bit better. Okay.
But he was in a good mood.
Yeah.
And he listened and he shared.
Oh, that's good. Okay.
So the only time we didn't want to share was I was like,
there's money on that card, Stevens, and you should give it to some,
let's give it to somebody else playing games. No.
So is there money on that card because he has the car? Okay.
That's good. I need to know that.
There's like 20 bucks still left on there.
Okay.
Yeah, you need to tell mom that.
Yeah, because I need to know to look out for that card or otherwise it could end up.
Who knows where?
Yeah. So we played shooting games and racing games.
I didn't pick up any girls.
Waste of a trip.
There's a picture on my Instagram, if you want to see it, Mr. Bobby Bones.
Yes, Lunch Bobby.
Was there any females at the video game?
None in Stavenbusters.
Because I was going to say, you could have had him go out to a video game and be like, oh, like, he flirts with the kid and then you flirt with the mall.
What?
Wait.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Because if there's a girl playing a video game like a kid, he goes up.
He likes girls.
That's what I'm saying.
I wasn't trying to pick up chicks at the mall.
It just wasn't a thought.
I did drive safe.
When did you decide on Dave and Busters?
And how did you decide on what you were going to do?
Yeah.
What was universally the most fun for both of us?
That was it.
I thought for a minute to try to go to like a Whole Foods or something to be funny for the show just to see if any...
Yeah.
But then I was like, that's not what it's about.
Well, the next trip.
He loves Whole Food. G.D. loves pushing the cart at the grocery store.
If you were ever looking for something to do, just take him to the grocery store, give him a cart, and you can kill some time.
Yeah.
And pick up chicks.
And pick up chicks.
Let's get on a few Monday morning confessions.
Hey, Jenna in Texas.
You're on.
Hey, so my Monday morning confession is actually, it's been pretty expensive, but I have a five-year-old.
And since she's probably about two, I tell her things are spicy when I just don't want her to eat it.
Like if I'm eating cake and I don't want to share, I just tell her it's spicy.
And she doesn't like spicy food, so she goes, okay, cool, mom.
Yeah, no, she hates spicy food.
So she's like, oh, no, no, no, I don't want it.
I'm like, sure, you can try it?
No, no, no, I'm good.
That's funny.
That's a good one.
It's Jenna in Texas.
Okay, how about this here?
Let's go to Crystal in Kansas.
Crystal, you're on.
Hey, good morning.
Monday morning confessions.
What do you have for us?
My Monday morning confession is in my husband and I second-air marriage, we got into a pretty good fight, and I ended up scrubbing the toilet with his toothbrush.
Oh, my goodness.
How long have you been married now?
Why?
Almost 10 years.
I've never done it since.
You were so mad that you grabbed his toothbrush and put it in the commode.
I did
What was the fight over?
You know, I can't remember
You have to remember if you scrubbed his toothbrush
I don't know I've ever been that mad at anybody in my life
Where I would take the thing they put in their mouth
And put it where I do the number two
I'm not proud of it
Wow
And you're not going to do it ever again
Even if you fight about the same thing
No
Did you think when you were kissing him after you made up
Ooh
Right like you get through the fight obviously
You're together still eight years later
and as you're kissing him, his mouth had been where he had used the bathroom.
Yeah, no. I mean, he's obviously gotten rid of the toothbrush.
Well, yeah.
I would hope.
But you wanted him to brush his teeth with it.
That was the whole point, right?
She's hurting right now.
We got it.
That's all right.
You know what?
Release it.
Don't even worry about it anymore.
Let it go.
You've been forgiven.
Thank you.
All right, Crystal, in Kansas.
Have a good day.
Stephanie in North Carolina.
Hi, how are you today?
I'm really good.
Monday morning confessions.
What do you have for us?
All right.
So many years ago, I left a man that I had to live with for five years,
and I knew he was on dating sites.
So he was not one for changing his password.
So I went on his dating sites, and I changed everything about his profile.
Like to what?
Yeah, like to what?
Actually, to the truth, because that's why I did.
I was so angry that they was putting in all these lies.
He always put himself 20 years younger, college-educated, that he made grand amounts to money,
that he was a social drinker when he was an alcoholic, and he was up looking for a younger woman.
So I did change it so he would be looking for somebody between 65 and 85.
Oh, God.
Go ahead.
And that, you know, that I love to drink heavy and like somebody who can drink heavy with me.
I'm sorry.
I'm supposed to laugh.
I forget this is supposed to be a concession.
Yeah, yeah, it's all right.
That we're laughing with you.
What else?
Give us one more thing you changed.
What else did you write?
Oh, my gosh.
His age, his own his weight.
He said he was physically fat.
He had one of those big, like, you know, alcohol guts.
He was to lower case B.
And you put that?
Yeah.
What'd you write specifically?
Gosh, it was so long ago.
Oh gosh
Oh gosh
I just said
You know
I just
Wipped out the truth
I'm not very physically fit
You play dirty
Stephanie
I never went to college
Can you imagine
Let me just be there
I love it
You're scrolling through it
You're looking at profiles
And it's the most honest profile ever
I drink a lot
A little overweight
I drink heavy
Never went to college
I don't make a lot of money
I love it.
I'm looking for someone who's 85.
He asked me about it.
What?
He did ask me about it after about a month.
And what did you say?
When he wasn't getting any feedback at all,
no girls were coming back to him.
What did you say to him?
He said, you know, he came with her profile, didn't you?
And I said, yeah.
And he laughed.
And you never got back together.
Oh, God, don't.
No, of course, no.
I know the truth.
Yeah, the truth.
Obviously, you wrote it on his dating site.
Hey, thank you very much, Stephanie.
I appreciate you calling.
You've been forgiven.
Cleanse your sins.
Shonda in Louisiana, you're on.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
What do you want to say?
All right, so my husband likes to put these blue lights for Christmas on the, like,
running our driveway.
Personally, I think it looks like, you know, like a runway or something, but he likes
it and it makes him happy so small potatoes, right?
Well, I was backing out of the driveway one morning and I ran over like half of them.
And when he got home in the afternoon,
I told him it must have been the UPS driver.
Delivering packages.
And he believed it, and you're all clear?
I'm all clear.
Yeah, well, good for you.
He's probably listening right now, so now he knows.
Well, thank you for calling.
See?
Oh, wow.
This is how he's finding out.
Yeah.
Everybody feels better, right?
Monday morning confessions.
What better way to start off the new year than with the new game?
Hey, it's Bobby Bones here.
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So Ed Shearin has to go to a jury.
They're going to play these two songs.
and they're going to determine if he stole the song.
So a U.S. District Judge is rejecting Ed Shearin's request to dismiss the lawsuit.
It's a plagiarism lawsuit.
A jury will now decide whether Ed Shearant's song steals from Marvin Gay's Let's Get It On.
Okay, here you go, hear the two songs.
Ready?
Here is Let's Get It On from Marvin Gay.
Maybe you recognize this song right here.
Here's Ed Sheeran.
The judge wrote in his decision
There exists substantial similarities
Between several of the two musical elements
The bass line, the percussion,
The video of Sheeran transitioning between the songs
Where he's playing on, he even made a video of
Oh, yeah
So, here we go
You're not so much to send to the words
You're listening to the music here
Let your love come out
Are you listening to the music?
Yes
So honey now
I mean, I hear it 100%.
100?
Yeah.
Listen, but there's, here's the problem with music is that you only have so many options.
Yeah.
It's hard to not.
Exactly.
You can almost make nothing that hasn't been made before.
I hear it, but that doesn't mean I would be down with giving the money to Marvin Gay's estate.
So although I do hear it, so much so in the music.
So honey now.
I don't think I would award.
Maybe I just put Marvin Gay on as a writer
And he gets a cut
A percentage
But I wouldn't give it all to him
Eddie?
I don't hear it
I mean I hear the bass line
Like he said and all that
But as a song
A whole song
No it's not there
This is trash
But he says it's they say it's bassline and percussion
Exactly what you say you hear
Yes I hear that part
But that's
You can't plagiarize on a drum
You can plagiarize
Sure any chord structure
Any movement of music
Oh if I were the judge
Trash this
Honey now
So what did the judge
I know he said he heard it
They're making a jury hear it now
So we don't know yet if he has to pay
Amy
I mean I hear it
And I'm not even
A trained ear
You're not?
No
I hear it big time
Well
You say you don't hear like
Sometimes you don't hear like bass in songs
Like can you hear that?
Yeah
Because it's really substantial
It's mostly
All right Judge Bones
What would you do?
I would just put
Here's what I would do as a judge
I would put Marvin Gay
on as the writer
as a writer with whomever else wrote the song,
and he'd get a percentage instead of all of it.
That's what I would do.
But I have common sense in my approach.
Someone stole Chris Jansen's guitar.
Crazy.
From where?
Is that the opera, right?
He said he was playing the opera,
and then afterwards it went missing.
But this guitar has his name on it.
Oh, yeah, that's a funny one to try to get upon.
Someone sold Chris Jansen's guitar.
He wants it back.
He said, over the holiday,
my custom guitar was stolen out of the car
after playing the offery.
If anyone sees or hears about it,
notify the local PD.
If there's a chance
that thieves read this post,
please know that I forgive
and will accept an apology
and a return
with no repercussion.
I like that.
And I believe him.
Hey, brother.
Thanks for that guitar back.
I forgive you.
Yeah.
Well, I can't fix that.
But I can fix it.
Can you imagine the crut going into a pawn shop
that I'd like to pawn this?
It says Chris Jansen on the night.
Is this your guitar?
Is it?
It sure is.
Well, why did you say it was Wilt when you walked in?
Oh, oh, oh.
And he'd grab and run out.
Like, can't fix that.
No chance he gets his back, right?
Oh, probably not.
It's one of those that'll resurface in like 20 years.
Yeah.
Nah, it stinks.
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I don't even know how someone would send 159,000 text messages.
this story in the news where
I don't think I've sent that many
text messages in my life. But this
Phoenix woman's going to trial because
she sent this dude 159,000
text messages. Next month
she goes, one standing she wanted to turn his kidneys
into sushi. I've never heard that before.
According to police
documents, this woman
sent the man in 10 months
159,000 text messages. Could someone do the math on that?
Just pull up your calculator.
I'm divided by what, 30?
What?
I'm trying to figure out how many a day maybe.
Yeah, like, you got to constantly stay on your phone
to send 159,000 text messages in 10 months.
Oh, in 10, I thought it was one.
No, in 10.
Okay.
She had been accused of sending them more than 65,000 texts,
but it was when they got into the phone,
it was almost 160,000.
That is crazy.
Yeah, that's someone who will for sure stab you.
Like, if I can't have you, no one will,
that's that kind of person.
Are you doing the math, Eddie?
I'm trying.
Divided by 12.
No, how many months?
10 months.
It's 15,900 a month.
Okay, a month.
So break that down into a week.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
And then a day.
Do all that.
Who?
I mean, they add up quickly, though, sometimes.
Go.
3,533 a week.
Okay.
And then divided by...
Seven.
By it by seven.
That would be a day.
504.7 a day.
So 500 text a day.
I mean, let me put it that way.
No, no, divided by 24.
now.
We'll see what it is.
An hour.
Oh, good one.
Yeah, 500 a day.
Oh, 21.
That's not that mean.
But 21 and an hour consistently.
Oh, that's an hour.
Yeah.
Oh, wow, that's a lot.
21 an hour.
Man.
Now do that by 24.
That's a minute.
It's almost one a minute for a whole day.
So there's a thing.
I also saw a story about Outback Steakhouse where this woman, she attacked her parents because
they didn't take her to Outback.
Yeah, she's 28 years old, and she wanted to go to Outback.
And her parents said no.
So she went crazy.
She punched her mom.
She flipped over the dining room table and ran at her dad with the kitchen knife threatening to kill him.
So when the cops were called, she was arrested for domestic battery of a person over 65.
Oh.
And it's older.
And aggravated assault.
Did she get her blooming on you?
No, as far as we know, she never did wind up getting to go out back.
Is she?
Don't know.
Doesn't say.
Yeah, probably, bones.
Doesn't say.
Probably.
Can you not be if you get a net mad?
Oh, that's true, too.
But when you take the kitchen and I have to somebody, you're not having a good day.
She really wanted Outback.
And then she's asking her parents to take her.
Which means she can.
How old?
28.
28.
But if they promised you, though.
My point is, what if they promised you?
Okay, flip the table over then.
I have always wanted to flip a table.
You've never done it?
You should just do it?
No, like flip a table with stuff on it.
Oh, like glasses.
Let's arrange this.
I would love to just go, wow, I just flip a whole table.
Like in a crowd of people.
Like at a restaurant.
Oh.
Yeah.
That would be awesome.
I bet we can set that up.
Yeah.
I wonder if a restaurant will let us come in, not tell them.
You know what else I've wanted to do is that trick where you take the tablecloth and you pull it from underneath the table.
It doesn't work.
But I want to try that in a crowded restaurant.
For some people.
No, you can't pull the whole tablecloth out, can you?
Yeah.
If any restaurant will let me come on like a Thursday, Friday night and give me a table and set it up and let me do the pull it out.
We'll put you on Instagram.
We'll do the whole thing.
Wait.
the pull out, not the flip?
I would rather do the pull out.
Oh, the flip is more exciting.
I'd rather do the pull out because I want to get everybody's attention and be like,
ladies and gentlemen, the restaurant, that I am magical Bobby, and I've been perfecting
this for years.
And then when I do it and it doesn't work, I just want to see everybody's awkward reaction.
Okay, that could be funny.
That would be by far better than just flipping a table angle.
I agree.
If any restaurant out there would let us do that, that would be like a, like a wish.
There's a woman, she's 32.
She tried to pose as a homeless high school.
student to get back into class.
She was like, I'm homeless, don't have any ID.
So you have to accept me.
She's 32.
Facing felony charges for posing as a homeless teenager.
Now, here's the thing.
I don't know what her motive was because they don't put it in this.
I would understand it if you were trying to play basketball.
Because I see those stories where adult men go, yeah, I'm 17.
You know, and they're like 30 and they want to go dominate kids in high school basketball.
That I understand.
Because that doesn't sound terrible to me either.
But I don't know how you get away with this.
She presented herself as a 15-year-old.
And she's 32.
I wonder how old she looks.
Is there a picture of her?
There's no way that works, right?
Officials were skeptical of our story
when she enrolled under the name Riley Madison,
but they were required by federal law to accept her
because she claimed she was homeless.
She wrote a school bus.
She attended classes.
She had lunch at school.
Oh my gosh.
She looks like she could maybe be 15.
Really?
Maybe.
Let me see the picture.
Maybe from far away.
If you squint.
Let me see.
Amy's attorney,
I mean,
it's not totally unbelievable.
Where'd she go?
Mike did you show on me.
Maybe.
Did you swing?
Yeah.
Hold on, let me squint.
Let me close my eyes totally.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
You see it, don't you?
I mean, I think she just wanted an education.
You know, and if that's the case?
Then, yeah.
No, no, then.
Oh.
Like, she still went to jail.
But you can't have 30-year-old with 15-year-olds.
Sure.
You go and you.
go back to school. My gosh, did you imagine if you ended up being a kid that asked her to a dance?
Oh, man. False advertising. Maybe that's why she was getting back into school, you know?
Yeah, that's all that this morning. That's so much here. How was your weekend? It was really good.
Yeah, what did you do? I mean, we just did, we knocked out a bunch of stuff on our to-do list at home,
which was awesome. And then we went to Hillary's birthday at the roller skating rink. Yeah, Hillary,
well, she was our phone screener. I guess she is still now until we fill that position.
which, by the way, we're looking for a new phone screener.
So I don't know how that's going.
Hey, how is the phone screener thing going?
Are we looking for somebody new?
Do we have any applicants?
We have a, yeah, we have some applicants.
A lot?
Like 60.
Oh, I'm getting resumes sent to me too.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Well, that's not how it works, so they need to apply.
How do people apply for the job?
It's posted on LinkedIn, and if you Google, IHeartMedia and Nashville careers,
is there as well under phone screener.
Did you know that the phone screener on the show,
last three or four times has turned into a full-time spot.
Like I only, I bring in people and then they have, they climb up.
And so, uh, Raymond, were you the phone screener for a while back in the day?
Sure, at a time, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Morgan one.
Yeah.
Phone screener.
Hillary phone screener.
There's four people here.
That started out on that spot and now they're a full-time part of the show.
Yeah, it can turn into more.
So, yeah, go to LinkedIn or don't, don't DM me on Instagram.
I'm getting them too.
And I, what do you say?
Thanks. I don't forward them.
Yeah.
I get people sending me MP3s of music too.
I never listen to them.
And I don't even want them.
Like, if anything, send a link to somebody.
But what if it's awesome?
I don't, I don't, my email box is so full of MP3s.
I can't even open my email.
Yeah, that's true.
At this point with technology, you just send a link and say, hey, love for you to check it out.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we do have a position open here.
You can be a part of the show.
It's not a contest.
You can't be a caller 10 and win it right now.
But that's what we're doing here on the show.
We're looking for a new phone screener.
And it was Hillary's birthday this weekend.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Mary and Bill were married for a few years, had a couple kids.
But 20 years ago, they said this marriage didn't work and they get divorced.
Well, 20 years later, Bill needs a new kidney.
He can't find a match.
Mary steps up to the plate and donates a kidney to her ex-husband.
Wow.
That's cool.
I guess it's immacable.
Oh. Well, also, what if you're the new husband and your wife wants to donate a candy to her ex-husband? Does that make it weird? Or do you just go, you know what? I think I would fall on. You know what? She's just a good person. And that's what good people do.
It can't be selfish. This is a life or death thing. But I still think it'd be a little bit weird. Underneath it all. Just a little bit. And it crazy they match. That's always a big part of these transplants. Like you have to match.
Yeah. And she said, I thought of it was no big deal. It's like him asking me to help rake leaves in his yard.
Well, a little more than that.
And she would do that too.
Man, she's awesome.
All right, that's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
Translid.
Went to Amy's house to pick up our son, and we went out on Saturday and played video games for an hour and a half or so.
Because she was like, hey, just come.
I don't have to go.
So I went and I picked up Amy's 8-year-old son and we sang songs and played video games.
And all that's up.
Just listen to the podcast back.
As soon as we're done, we upload the podcast.
Just search for Bobby Bone Show on demand.
And you can listen to how Bobby broke the law with him.
I didn't know I was breaking the law.
Yeah.
I did.
If you don't know the law, you can't break it.
Isn't that how much in America?
Not true at all.
I didn't know I was breaking the law.
I did not.
Well, anyway, that's all up on the podcast.
But here's the thing.
I go to Amy's house and I didn't know it was an issue if I get there early.
I always get everywhere early.
It was not an issue.
But, I mean, when the door or not, it was 10.50.
He was supposed to pick him up at 11.
Oh, man.
But what do you expect for me?
And he knocked, and I was like, oh, M.G.
I was like, Bobby's already here.
Like, it's 10.50.
Not only that, I probably got there 10 minutes before that and sat in my car.
I was wondering.
I was like, I wonder how long he's been sitting outside and waiting for it to be sort of normal for him to knock on the door.
I get everywhere early.
I know, but you were picking him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, it's fine.
It's fine.
I get it.
Like, you and my husband, y'all are a different breed.
Did you get into a fight with your husband over being on time?
Big one.
I forgot about the fight.
until I started thinking about how early you were
and made me think about time
and I said something to my husband
about how you were 10 minutes early
and you came to the door
and then he was like well actually he was early
so he was on time
because when you're on time
that's how I feel too
you're late and I was like
you and Bobby need to go somewhere together
and make out over time
yes exactly
y'all need to like
what time is it?
Yeah sure is kiss me
yeah are you early
I'm early like
yes we got into a fight
and get this it was one of our biggest fights
ever because we weren't late to where we were going.
In fact, we were early.
You and your husband.
Yes.
Where were you going?
We were early to where we were going.
We were in Colorado.
We were at his sister's house going to my sister's house.
Okay.
Right?
Because then he was going skiing with my brother-in-law or something.
Point is he wanted to get there at one o'clock.
Okay.
We can get there at one o'clock.
He wanted to leave his sister's house though at noon to like just get their early, chill,
hang out. Well, no, we don't need to leave it. It's like 10 minutes away. We don't need to leave at noon.
So when he was ready at noon to leave, I was not ready. And the kids weren't ready. And so it caused
the biggest fight ever. But we got to where we were going before 1 o'clock. So I didn't understand.
He said the point is I said I wanted to leave at noon. So if you're not ready to leave at noon,
that's disrespectful. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. You wanted to get there at one. I mean,
it was so dumb because he was on time. He's not dumb. If it's another person,
feelings, it's not dumb.
So, first of all, let me say that.
Maybe that's where I went wrong when I said this is so dumb.
I mean, but we were, then we separated because he went out with skiing with my
brother-in-law and we're texting about it all afternoon.
I'm using all caps.
You were fighting?
Oh, yeah.
It was, because I found it to be so ridiculous that it ruined.
His whole demeanor changed, his attitude.
It, like, ruined the day, the vibe.
And I was like, we are on vacation.
We're on vacation.
And now I'm in trouble because I wasn't ready to be somewhere early.
What? That doesn't even make sense to me.
Yeah, I get that. Okay, hold on. No.
Thank you. There's a different note.
No, it was so annoying.
If he said...
Like right now I'm so... I'm getting hot. I have to take off my jacket because this was, this might be one of our top fights ever.
But obviously it's stemming from other things too.
But the root of it is, I am not respectful of time.
You're not respectful of what was important to him, which was he wanted to leave at noon.
not so much he wanted to get there before one.
He wanted to leave at noon.
Right, but why did he want to leave at noon if we didn't need to be there to one?
But why does it matter?
Because he wanted to guarantee that we were there on time.
But we had plenty of time to get there on time.
And just because I wasn't ready, how about be respectful of my vacation and not stressing me out?
I just was like, you've got like, I think I said something like, at this point, I don't even feel like I've been on vacation.
Yeah.
Wow.
Because it got so intense and stressful because it wasn't just.
that one instance the whole time we were on the trip.
It was always like a time.
And then if he gets that way, then he pouts.
You do it too, by the way.
I do because I'm just exhausted of people not knowing.
Like I always, most of my success in life has been at showing up on time.
That's it.
That's the key.
Show up consistently and show up on time.
That's the only thing I can control is me.
Right.
And then if you don't get that, you pout.
No, it's not pouting.
Yes, you pout.
Okay, but things that are very important.
And even my sister was like, why is your husband
pouting? I'm like, good
question. Because
we didn't leave on time to get here early, which
by the way, we got here early. Like, we still
got there before 1 o'clock. To me,
it just, it was dumb.
But anyway, if y'all want to get places early, if you all
want to leave on time, if y'all, no, no, no.
So I brought that all back up by showing up early?
Yes. How did you guys finish the fight?
Like, how did it come back to normal? Did
you have a talk? Or did it just... I'll have to ask him.
I think it's because we just decided
we were, I could go back
and read the text probably. I think it was like, oh, he, oh, I know how it ended. He said that he was
sorry and he will try to work on his issues with time. He probably just wanted to fight to stop.
Exactly. It sounds like it. He probably didn't really feel that way. Because I don't really
think he's going to work on the issues, but you have to admit that's an issue. We were not going to
be late. Me taking my time getting ready and not being ready when he wanted. But even though I was
monitoring the time and I knew we weren't going to be late, that should not be an issue.
Don't ruin my vacation.
But my point is.
And then he got mad at me because the kids aren't ready.
And I was like, so you can't get the kids ready?
Like, why is that on me?
It's a good one, too.
Like, if you want to leave, you make sure they're dressed and they have their shoes on.
Why is that my responsibility?
Because I'm the woman.
Like, it went to.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Get me out of here.
It's multiple layers.
Yeah.
It went on.
I'm telling you, it was, yeah, it was so intense that when we separate.
for the day and we were off doing our own things.
Like when we were texting about it, it was all caps.
When you get all caps for me.
Let me just say this from him.
Okay?
Because we have hot button issues.
All of us do.
Certain things triggers.
Absolutely.
We have things that are important to us.
You know that time's really important to him.
And if he had asked, hey, can we leave at noon?
And you didn't get to leave a noon, regardless of the one o'clock time.
If he had just said, can we leave at noon?
And you didn't leave at noon.
He didn't.
And you know that's important to him.
And there are things that are important to you that he has to nurture in a special way, too.
Yeah, chilling on vacation.
All I'm doing is saying be understanding a bit to your husband.
He's a military guy.
Obviously, that's super important to him.
But that's all.
Just on his behalf, he's not here to defend himself.
So I will defend that for him.
I wish he would call in right now.
But he said something really important there.
My issues with time.
Yeah, he has his issues.
He knows that that's an issue.
The issue was on the other line of the phone as Amy.
I think that's how, honestly, we ended up, so he was off skiing with a brother-in-law.
And I was like, oh, and I hope you're enjoying.
I was back down with the kids, like, not am I sick dad.
I was like, hope you're on fun.
Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah.
It was a thing.
Because I was like, dude, you're like going skiing with no kids.
My brother and y'all, y'all are about to go tear up the mountain and have bro time.
And wait, why are we arguing about this?
Like, I just, so yeah, he definitely is waving the white, white, fly.
And when they came back down, my brother-in-law and my sister were very aware of the situation.
And they arranged a double date.
We all went.
We got a drink.
They sat us down.
It's almost like they were mediators.
They're like, is this really worth fighting over?
And I'm like, yep.
But we worked it out.
Well, I think we should play a romantic song.
Yeah.
And honor of Amy and her husband.
What song?
Speechless.
Okay.
It's a good one.
It's a really good song.
Amy's like, okay, whatever.
I don't feel that way.
He doesn't feel speechless when I walk into a room.
late.
That's true.
When you walk in late.
But I wasn't.
Go ahead.
You were late.
We weren't late leaving.
We just didn't leave when he.
Oh my gosh.
A guy in North Carolina tried to kidnap
a woman last week.
And so he goes to snatch her.
And she takes off running and fights away from her.
He follows her and she runs into a building.
So he follows her into the building.
Turns out the building was a karate studio.
And he had karate instructor beat him up so bad.
Oh, wow.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
lady stated he's trying to get me.
She was definitely in panic.
She was scared to death.
He started to swing and punch at me.
So from there, we got into a little altercation.
It was just a waiting game of subduing them outside and waiting for the police to come.
Wow.
I mean, that's my luck.
I finally decided to kidnap, right?
It's my first time, and I go right into a karate studio and get one.
Out of all the buildings.
Out of every building in all the world, you run into a karate room.
Yeah, good for that dude, too.
Just whooped him.
And now the dude is facing multiple charges for kidnapping, assault, and a bunch more, too.
Boom.
Yeah, good.
Good, good, good.
So something that we've been doing on this show for years now is at the beginning of every year, I create this class.
And the only rule is you can never have had a hit, not even a half hit.
Like, you can't have had a song in the top 40.
And I think last year was Morgan Evans, who ended up having a number one, Jimmy Allen,
Luke Combs at one point.
It's really been a cool thing to do is to not only pick these artists, but also help.
help them all year long.
And so it is now time to announce our first person because every day we'll do it and
put somebody else on the list.
Are you ready for the first person?
Ready.
Are you ready or no?
Yes.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Bobby Bones, class of 2019.
Newest member, Teneal Town.
Our first person in the class of 2019 is Teneal Town.
Yes.
There we go.
I'm such a big fan of Tinal.
She came in and listen.
Amy sits here and listens to people play all the time, right?
Yeah.
And I wouldn't say you'd love, love music.
You like music.
I like it, yeah.
But when she came in and played, it was one of those where you were like, oh.
Pretty powerful, yeah.
Yeah.
And so.
No, I can be touched by music.
We're not touched by every artist that comes through.
But she was amazing.
Yeah.
So Tenil Towns is the very first artist in the class of 2019.
She's actually on the phone now now.
We called her.
Hello, to Neil.
Hey, there she is.
Tenil.
Yeah.
Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed, Speed.
Hello.
How's going.
Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech.
Speech, I'm freaking out over here.
Thank you so, so, so much.
This really means a lot.
Well, you know I am your biggest fan.
I am actually the president of your fan club,
and I have you in as much as I can.
I had her out this year doing shows opening up for me on my tour.
Yeah, Teneal, what's it like opening up for Bobby?
It is a blast.
I mean, he takes the best care of me,
and everybody on his team out there is wonderful to work with,
and his audience is so fun.
Like, they just listen, and they're so kind.
And I had a blast opening up the shows.
And every time I get to come in and hang with you guys is, like, the best day.
And it's just, it's so crazy hearing from people that I'll run into in airports or anywhere.
And it's like, oh, my gosh, I hurt you on the Bobby Bones show.
I'm like, oh, my word, thank you, Bobby Bones.
So it really means a lot.
Well, I would encourage everyone to check out Tinnil's music.
We're going to have her on the Bobbycast this week.
Tenil Towns, our first artist in the class of 2019.
Here you.
Teneil, we were going to have you up here again soon,
and we're going to play your song,
somebody's daughter right now.
Hey, tell us about this song real quick before I play it.
Okay, cool.
Well, this is inspired by a drive with my mom.
We saw this girl on the side of the interstate
holding on to a cardboard sign
and made us wonder what her story was
and just thinking about the fact that everybody's got a story.
So thanks for playing it.
I hope you guys have a wonderful day over there.
Thanks for making mine.
Come on, there it is.
There she is.
All right.
Tenil, what are you doing this early?
Why are you awake?
You're like an artist.
You should be sleeping until noon.
I'm so weird.
I love the mornings.
They're like my favorite time of the day,
and I get to go rehearsed today with my band for the Dirk's site week tour,
so I'm really pumped this morning.
Yeah, she's opening for Dirk's on the Burning Man tour.
That's cool.
Love it.
Yeah, she took a step down going from me to Dirk's.
Definitely a step in the wrong direction.
All right, Tinald, we're going to play your song.
Congratulations, but we're such big fans of you, and we'll see you soon, okay?
Thank you.
Thank you, Bobby, so much.
There she is.
Tonell Towns.
Our first artist in the class of 2019.
I went rock climbing, which when you, anything I do now that's new, everything just gets so sore.
My arms are sore.
You're using new muscles?
Yeah, yes, I guess.
Who did you go rock climbing with?
A girl.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
From where?
That I met in yoga class.
So it's like a date.
Yeah, I guess so.
What?
You went on a date?
Okay.
Why are you just casually acting like you went rock climbing?
I mean, that's how he does it.
Did y'all go eat?
No.
A snack?
No.
Dessert?
No, nothing like that.
You're a rock climbing in the wild?
So you're like, Yosemite?
We went to a rock climbing center.
So did you pay?
Yeah.
How do you meet up at the, how?
Okay, first of all, how did you ask her out?
Awkwardly and terribly.
Again, I'm not good at it.
And I guess we had talked a few times, but quickly in and out of class.
And then we were walking and we were just walking.
and we were just walking beside each other
ish walking out. You've been to that class right? Yes.
And I was like, hey. And I don't know what to do.
Like, how do you have somebody out? Like, just walking.
And I was like, you'm going to go out?
So you just said, do you want to go out? You didn't say, do you want to go climb rocks?
No, the rock climbing was her idea.
Okay.
Because she climbs, she's a rock climber.
She is?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
So she took, you asked her out, but she took you to her element.
Oh, she was like, hey, we should hang out.
And she was like, okay, cool.
And she's like, hey, let's go rock climbing.
I was like, ugh.
And then she dominates it, right?
She goes, do you know Spider-Man up?
And I'm like, oh, no.
Because I've been a couple times, but I'm definitely not good.
But yeah, it was just a thing.
That's fine.
It was good.
Listen, I, what do you-
And how many times have you all talked since?
We've talked a couple times.
Text or phone?
No, I don't.
FaceTime?
I don't do phone calls.
Oh, yeah, FaceTime?
No.
Really?
Not there yet.
Just text.
Marco Polo app a little bit.
It's kind of like FaceTime.
But again, I'm just living my life.
right now. How old is she?
Uh-oh. I'm not giving too many details about it because
we're not doing that. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
No, more questions. I'm not doing the thing
where I put it down. No, I'm not put, it doesn't matter.
None of that matters. It doesn't matter what she looks like. How old she is,
where she's from. Let's guess. None of that's going out there.
Initials. No, none of that. But it was just a date. It was what it was.
I'll go with anybody.
Is that right? Yeah, I'm just living my life at this point.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Got anybody in mine? Let me know.
Just trying to live my best me.
Instagram, can I see her, please?
No.
What?
Why are you being so secretive about this?
Because it was just a thing.
Because even when you came over to my house to pick up Stevenson, you were like,
oh yeah, I went rock climbing last night.
But it wasn't a thing.
You didn't ask what I told you.
Well, I know, because you all were in a hurry to get out the door,
and I wasn't going to make it like a thing.
And I honestly did not think you went on a date.
Oh, why not?
Why didn't think it would be rock climbing?
I'm not putting a date past you,
but I just didn't know how at all.
That's all. That's all it was.
I thought you're about to say, yeah, I went with Jared, my trainer.
It was a date. It was a day. It was one date. That's it.
I'm in the game. Back in the mix, boys and girls.
Send them my way.
He's back.
I'm ready to be awkward and be like, go out.
I'm so awkward. For someone that gets paid to communicate, I am the worst when it comes to that.
I'll see guys do it. Just go up and be like, hey, how are you doing? You go ahead?
How do we go on a day? Do you something? And I'd be like, how do you do that?
Oh, you see that?
Yeah, I see it all the time.
Like in that yoga class, dudes will just go.
Really?
Yeah.
They just zone in.
Not me.
Well, then now you have like a success story under your belt.
Maybe it builds up your confidence.
I don't know about that.
Now, you know that if it doesn't, something weird ends up happening, you're not going to be able to go to yoga anymore.
I know.
I was thinking about that.
Really?
Because that's the same class that I always go to.
Like it's like a, you have to give up.
One of them have to give up the class.
Yeah, you can't do that again.
Why not?
I can, though.
It's just one date.
Do you think it'll turn into another?
I don't know.
No, what do you think it's at your heart?
Yeah, you know if you're going to ask her out again, maybe.
No.
It's so, we just want to.
Just text her right now and see if she wants to go to dinner tonight.
No, I have stuff to do tonight.
Call her.
Call her.
See, that's why I don't mention some of this stuff early because it's so preliminary.
We're so mature.
Then it becomes a thing.
Go ahead.
And if it doesn't work out with her, there's plenty of yoga studios you can go to.
And there's lots of fish in those scenes.
Let me tell you.
But they're still fishing the seat.
I'm not dating.
No, I'm just saying.
Like, Amy said if something weird happens, you have to quit going to that yoga class.
Okay, just go next door.
There's a yoga studio next door.
More chicks in there.
Woo.
Okay.
All right, see.
Now, wait, wait.
What?
Did you sit?
Have you ever sweated on her?
Like, in class?
Like, is that how you picked her up?
Like, oh, flung your sweat.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Let me try that all for you.
I'm pretty bad at yoga.
I'm pretty bad at yoga.
I don't like people to watch me or see how I'm doing.
You know, when I walk out of the class,
Sometimes the people that teach the classes will tell the students, how you did grade, or they'll say something about how their session was.
What are you going to call it your practice, right?
Practice, yes.
You know what they tell me?
What?
Hey, good energy, man.
Oh.
They don't never say, hey, they were good.
They shouldn't because I'm not good.
But they don't go, hey, man, you're really killing your spasanas.
Do you have your shirt off?
No, never.
Do people have their shirts off?
Yes.
Every dude except for me, had the shirt off.
Every guy.
It's like I'm in the swimming pool again and I have my shirt on.
Oh, man.
I'm embarrassed.
Do you go sleeveless?
Yeah, I don't wear sleeves.
And a lot of times the guys are super fit.
Like, some of the Titans football players go or Vanderbilt players, you'll see them in class.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm just trying to picture what she's seeing when you're about to ask her out.
Like, if she's seeing you in class, are you wearing those tights?
Why are you laughing before you say everything?
You're being rude to me right now.
This is laughing.
This is supposed to be a safe spot for me to be able to express.
This is a safe spot.
But you're just.
confessing this to us.
There's no confessing.
I just said I went rock climbing and you asked me
who I went with and I just told you honestly.
I'm going to lie for an hour.
Yeah, what color hair?
No.
I don't wear tights.
I do sometimes but I haven't in the past couple months.
And that's how you see what happens when you stop wearing tites of yoga?
See what happens me.
Like I'm dancing with the stars you were taking your shirt off.
No, I think it's crazy for me to be like.
They made me.
They were like, we're going to design the outfit.
You're not wearing a shirt.
I was like, come on.
They were like, no.
You've got a class with you're dancing with the stars off.
the old ones.
I only have one.
My NC Hammer one.
Anyway, I'm done with the second one.
Man, that's good.
Did she know you're on D&C with the Stars?
Does she know what you do?
Did she know who you are?
Yeah.
Well, she has to know what he does, right?
No.
Well, they got to talk on the date.
Yeah, you talk about that.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And after the date did you say,
hey, you want to come back to my place and practice your Savasana?
Oh, boy.
No, I didn't say that.
You should.
That's a smooth move.
That's a good lie.
Is it though?
That's very funny.
As long as you're not serious.
But there's a fine line.
I think you can say that.
I don't either.
That's just dead man's pose.
You just lay there.
You get hashtagged.
You don't want that.
You don't want that one.
She'd be like calling our friends.
And do you know what he said to me?
I have to worry about that.
Exactly.
Yeah.
He asked me if I wanted to go to his house and practice myself.
And all the friends are like, no.
But that's so awesome.
By the way, just when you lay on the mat still.
It's at the end of, yes.
You lay there.
Yeah.
Quops pose.
I'm going to play a song.
This was not the direction I expected it to go.
Okay, well, we're just having fun with you.
Yeah, absolutely.
Don't take it personally.
Where to go?
You're back in it.
You're back out.
He's in love, guys.
Yeah, do you feel warmed up?
Yeah, I feel warmed up.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm taking on all challengers.
All right.
When do we meet her?
You're not going to meet her.
You're not going to meet her.
It's nothing.
How long did the date last?
Oh, hour, hour and a half or so?
And then how did you, y'all met there?
You met there.
And then.
Is it a high-five?
Is it a hug?
That was fun.
Hug, right?
Pretty much a little bit of all that.
Butt pinch.
And not that.
Not the butt pinch.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Get it on the tush?
Who says tush?
This guy.
Lunchbox.
Who says tush?
That's it.
Like creepy grandpaws.
Uncles and lunchbox.
I don't need you to go out with her again soon.
No, what?
I'll go out with somebody else or her or whoever.
I'm not telling you anymore after that.
Hey, Lunchbox, what are you watching tonight?
The Bachelor or the football game?
See, that's where I'm at a dilemma.
Because The Bachelor is so important to me.
I love The Bachelor.
But so is the football game.
But Clemson and Alabama, they've played three out of the last four years.
So I feel like it's the same thing watching the same thing over?
Colton's a whole new Bachelor and a whole new crop of girls.
So you're more excited about Colton and The Bachelor than you're out of the football game?
Yeah, which I don't want to admit that publicly, but I just did.
What are you thinking about that guy?
I think he's good looking?
I need to look at him real quick.
It's so funny when Amy got kids.
All of her world just shifted.
News, Bachelor.
Yeah, she don't know anything about it.
I mean, he's been around for a while.
He's a two-time All-American.
Is that right?
All-American, what?
Football player?
Oh, really?
Didn't he, like, playing the NFL for a practice squad?
Yeah, like a little bit, like a couple weeks or something.
But he was there.
Is he a virgin?
That's what he says.
Do we believe him?
Oh, was that a storyline?
I mean, I don't know if I, I mean, it was a storyline last season when he was on The Bachelorette,
then he went to Bachelor in Paradise, and now he's the Bachelor.
But I'm like, come on, dude.
You were in the NFL.
You were a football player, but...
I would believe him.
I thought you meant...
No, no, there's no rumors like,
oh, he's really a guy that goes out and hooks up with a lot of girls.
No, I just, in my head, I'm like,
dude, there was girls everywhere.
What do you know about him?
I just know he played football.
And he does do some volunteer work at some children's organization
that he's real passionate about.
And, you know, he's just looking for love, man.
Yeah, he's cute.
Yeah, you like him?
He's 26.
Oh, yeah, he's young.
Shoot.
What?
We're just getting...
old. Now I'm like, oh. Well, you can look at a 26 year old and say they're hot. I got to look at
26 year old girls and say they're hot all time. Yeah, but that's not, that's, there's nothing
wrong. Like, but you like, but you think girls in high school if they're 18 are,
no, no, no, not in high school. You've said that. You said that. You said if they're 18.
I said, as long as they graduate, the day after graduation, they're hot. Okay. What if they
graduate at 17? No, because they got to be 18. Okay. You got to be 18. 18 and graduate.
Then they're hot.
Then they can be hot.
The day they've moved that tassel over.
Once they flint their eight.
She's not hot.
She's not hot.
Oh, there it is.
Tasso long.
Yeah, class of 2019, you can move your tassel from the right to the left.
And then you are now a graduate.
When they draw their hat in the air and they move that tassel, they can be hot.
Because he'll be there watching.
Okay.
I might have to watch The Bachelor's way.
Is it three hours?
My husband's going to be watching the football game.
Do you guess have two TVs that you split time on?
Yes, and the kids have school, so they're going to need to go to bed.
What time do your kids go to bed?
We try for 8 o'clock, but tonight maybe 7.
It's a one-night daylight savings time only.
Okay, tonight, The Bachelor, tonight, the football game.
Anything else on tonight?
What else could be?
That's it. Come on.
Okay.
What's something I could do cool that my husband would be like, this is really cool of you because the football game's on?
Like if I...
Watch it with him.
No.
No?
No.
Send him to the ball.
What?
Send him to the bar.
That's not cool.
Send him to the bar by himself?
I'm sure he'd love to go.
Like, I could handle putting the kids to bed.
Maybe I could get some football food.
You feeling bad about that fight when you yelled that up for being...
Yeah, I knew it.
She's starting to see the other side.
Not feeling bad about the fight, but I am feeling bad that I talked about it on the air a little bit.
But it's out there now.
Yeah, you just...
He's throwing everything out there.
Listen, I appreciate it for the show.
But, I mean, I mentioned I went on one date and there's nothing two days of the date.
And Amy's like, tell me everything.
Like, like, watch your social security.
number. I'm like, I don't know.
I like that about you, though. It's all out there.
I would just, yeah, if you're trying
to hook him up, give him some food.
Like, I'm taking care of dinner. Steaks.
Ooh, grill him some steaks.
What? Y'all.
He doesn't want you handling the meat. He wants
to handle the grill.
You know what I'm saying? If she went out there, we'd order it.
Yeah, I don't really order the meat. Yeah.
From somewhere.
She doesn't handle the meat.
I can't.
Yeah, she wouldn't do that.
The meat would not turn out good.
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All right, Amy.
Here's Amy's
pile of stories.
So there's dry January,
which a lot of people do.
And then the other day
Bobby told us
about
vegan annuary.
How do you say?
It's a terrible name, by the way,
veganuary.
Yeah.
Where you go vegan
for the month of January.
And now I'm just
now learning about
January.
What, do you grow your face out?
No, it's for women to grow, be confident in who you are and how you were born.
And in the month of January, grow all your hair out.
And women from all over the world are taking part in the January campaign.
And money is being raised for body gossip, which is a charity that educates young people about body image.
It isn't fair that you guys have to shave your armpits.
But I like smoothness.
No, no, I get it.
But it's not fair.
And as much as I go, blah,
how come you guys got assigned that and we didn't?
It could have easily been us.
I shave mine anyway.
Are you what?
I, I, nah.
Really?
You're not all the way bare, though.
Not all the way bare, but what happens is it grows back a little bit.
And then I shave it again.
It's weird.
But you have hair.
A little bit.
So you just tame it down.
But sometimes I'll take the tremors and clip it.
What's wrong with you?
In his life.
Ever.
Yeah.
It's real long.
It like comes out of his sleeve.
When his arms are closed, like his arms are down, it comes.
I have his short sleeves.
Yeah.
His armpit hair does.
But my point is, listen, it isn't fair that you guys have a social pressure to shave your armpits.
We should all just let it all go.
Yeah.
Except for I don't want it.
But I'm just saying it's not fair.
Is Amy going to partake?
No, I go to ideal.
I mean, laser hair.
She can't even if she wanted to say it.
I can't even if I wanted to be January.
All right.
What else?
So, coffee creamer brand, International Delight.
They just rolled out Peep's flavored coffee creamer.
So if you're someone that likes marshmallows or peeps, you can now check that out because it is available.
Bobby, what is your take on someone who over promises and under delivers?
I would rather you under promise and over deliver, but I don't even want that.
Why?
Say what you're going to do and then do it.
If you're underpromising a lot, I'm going to go, you're not even trying hard enough.
So why are you going to work on this team?
And also, if you, oh, what's the story?
Okay.
I'm going to give you a TED talk here before.
I just want to know the story.
Well, I was surprised because I knew you would probably prefer what you said,
but psychologists have discovered that a strategy that works really well with bosses
is if you over-promise an under-deliver,
which does not make sense to me at all,
but they say it just they like the confidence that you put out there
saying you can do all these things that kind of forget about if you actually did them all.
On the opposite.
About third time, you're not doing anything you said you were going to do.
Thank you next.
Yeah, how about that?
Thank you.
Okay, Ariana Grande.
Thank you.
Good catch.
Good catch.
That was the whole point, yes.
But don't you like someone who seems like really confident?
I like confidence because you're good at what you do.
It's okay to mess up, but you can't constantly go, I'm going to do this and not do it.
Yeah.
I agree.
I don't know.
I just thought I want to know your thoughts because sometimes you have a different, you have weird things that makes sense.
Not weird.
Just say what you're going to do.
Do it?
Show up on time.
If you say you're going to leave at noon, leave a noon.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
All right.
You know what you're saying.
Is that it?
Yep.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
Bobby, boom.
Come on.
We do this segment call Monday morning confessions where people call us all show long and
they share things they're not super proud of, but they feel like if they confess on the air,
you know, they're cleansed.
And here's one here.
This is Nikita in Texas.
Hi, Nikita.
You're on the air.
Hi, Bobby.
I sometimes ask my husband for concert tickets and when he says no,
I wait and just tell them that I won them on the radio.
So you buy them.
Yes.
And he doesn't want you to spend money on them.
Yes.
And instead of telling them what you really did, you say you were caller 10?
Yes.
Wow.
Are you pretty lucky?
You went all the time or what?
I used to.
I used to.
What's the last concert you did that for?
Dirk.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And does he go, like tell me the story.
How'd you win?
Like, does he ask questions?
No, he doesn't ask because I used to win all the time and he just kind of get tired of it.
Also, who, like, who, does he go to the concert?
Does he go thinking that they were just, he didn't buy them?
Yes.
He doesn't see it on like a credit card statement.
No.
No.
We have separate accounts still.
And sometimes there's coupons.
Oh, we're not asking how you actually do it.
I mean, you do lie about it.
Yeah, thank you.
What's the next concert?
But in the end, it's fun.
We have a great time, and it's a nice date night for us.
Trying to convince us.
I think she's trying to convince herself.
I think she's trying to convince us.
Well, listen, you are now cleansed.
Feel free to live your life without the burden of your lies weighing down on you.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, she's feeling better now.
Hey, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that.
Thanks for listening.
We're getting close to wrapping it up today.
What's up today?
Oh, well, today was my kids' first day of school.
Oh, yeah.
So picking them, but they get out of school at like 1 o'clock.
Like a half day because they're doing a somewhat homeschool type thing.
Yeah, they only are in school three and a half hours a day.
So what do they do the rest of the day?
Well, we're going to be hanging out.
I don't know.
That's what we need to figure out.
I think we're going to try to figure out what music lessons or little sports we can get them into.
We've got some tutoring later today.
So that's what I'll be doing.
The kids stuff for you.
I have like a clothes fitting thing.
American Idol because I go back on that show again
in a week and a half and they want pictures
of everything that I'm wearing.
Ahead of time?
Yeah.
And like documentation of everything.
They have to clear off all the clothes that I wear.
Oh.
Because they buy them.
They do and you get to keep them?
Uh-huh.
That's awesome.
For this.
Wow.
They give me a budget and I buy the clothes and then I keep them.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
What's that budget?
What's that?
It's pretty big.
Yeah.
Wow.
What is this life?
I know.
That's cool.
Especially if they've ever given me money to go buy.
Because they don't buy me clothes.
They just go whenever you negotiate a contract.
They go, this is the amount we'll give you for clothes and for travel.
And you have to stay within the budget.
Yeah.
So, but it's significant.
But yeah, I'm doing that tonight.
But it takes forever.
I don't like trying on clothes.
I don't like going to the store and trying on clothes.
I just grab stuff and leave.
And hopefully it fits the first time I put it on.
So I don't like trying on clothes.
At least you know what you're wearing, though.
You're going to be ready to go.
When those days come, you don't have to stress about it.
You just throw in the clothes and go.
I'll probably do some yoga.
My shoulder's kind of bummed out.
So still, so I'm going to do some yoga and then try and close.
And that's about it.
You know.
Parkour day.
Whatever.
That's the deal.
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