The Bobby Bones Show - FRI: Bobby's Final Thoughts Heading Into Surgery + Amy Might REALLY Go To Jail! + How A Bachelorette Party Stranger Became Her Husband + Cut-Throat Easy Trivia!

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

Bobby shares how he is feeling going into surgery today and the awful way he's had to prepare for it. He also shared his irrational fear of what the doctors might do to him. A listener left a message for Amy that was a wake up call for her as she is now really worried she could be going to jail. A woman met a man named on a bachelorette trip and casually invited him to her wedding. That's only one layer in this story that gets crazier and crazier that Lunchbox tells us about. In the Anonymous Inbox, we help a listener who was asked to be a maid of honor for a friend that she is not that close with. She was surprised and said yes but now regrets it. What can she do now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Friday's show. Morning studio. Morning. Easy trivia. Here we go. Eddie, you're the champ. You go first. What's the name of the fast contact sport played on an ice rink between two teams of ice skaters?

Ooh, that's hockey. Correct. The category sports without balls. Amy. What's the sport of fighting with swords with a set of rules in order to score points against an opponent? Fencing. Correct. Lunchbox, what combat sport involves two competitors who fight by punching each other with gloved fists?

Uh, combat sport, well, there's, I'll go with, uh, boxing. Correct. Morgan, what sport involves two individuals engaging or grappling with the aim of throwing or holding their opponent's shoulders to the ground? Wrestling. Correct. Now, if you miss one, you'll hear the sound. You've been boned. Amy won, Morgan won, as far as points go.

The human body. Which organ in the human body is responsible for pumping blood, Eddie? The hearts, correct. Amy, which organ in the body controls thoughts, memory, and movement? Brain. Correct. Lunchbox, which helps you breathe by bringing oxygen into the body and removing carbon dioxide? Say it again?

Which organ helps you breathe by bringing oxygen into the body and removing carbon dioxide? Oh, your lungs. Correct. Oregon, which organ helps digest food by producing acid and breaking it down? I think it's your stomach, but is that a full? Hold on. No, don't point at me. Answer?

Your stomach. Correct. The category's famous cats. What's the name of the lasagna-loving orange cat? Garfield. Correct. Amy and Batman, what's the name of the female villain who's an expert thief and vigilante? Catwoman.

Correct. In the Shrek movies lunchbox. Which sword-wielding feline is known for his large, innocent eyes and charming accent. In the Shrek movies, which sword-wielding feline, is known for his large, innocent eyes and charming accent. Piana's the chick, so she ain't going to be the dang cat. That's true. It ain't donkey.

Answer? Puss. You've been boo. I need you to be more specific. That's not. That's the name of the... Don't argue. I need you to be more specific.

You need to be more... Puss and boots. Correct. You got it, dude. There you go. It was in there. Morgan, what cartoon cat is always trying to catch Tweetybird? Hang out, I was about to say Tom, because I know Tom and Jerry.

What cartoon cat is always trying and failing to catch Tweety Bird? To catch Tweety Bird. What is that bird? He's in Looney Tunes. I can see him, but I don't know, I don't know his name. What's his name? Chester, what is his name? I, I, I, I, I, I, love.

You've been bowed. Nope, I can see him. You're thurring, fuck of that. Valdester. Sylvester. The cat. Morgan's out. The category is sports numbers.

Eddie, how many pins are set up in a standard game of bowling? Ten. Wow. Yeah. Good job. Amy, how many points is a touchdown worth in football? Six. Correct.

Launchbox, how many rings are there in the Olympic logo? Oh, really? Is that that hard? That's not hard. Is that hard? No. Every time. I mean, you were impressed with 10.

We have to get through every category and somebody has to like act like it's weightlifting. You can just answer it right away. Somebody's like, oh, I don't know if I can do it. I don't go with it. Go. Five? Yes. Of course it's five.

Dude. The answer starts with W. Eddie. What's the world's largest retailer? Ooh. The world's largest? The answer starts with W. What's the world's largest retailer?

Wow. Could Walmart be the world's largest retailer? Can he just answer it, Eddie? They're pulling a frigging tractor. The world's largest? Yes, I didn't answer. Walmart. Correct.

Wow. Amy, what band sings, Wake me up before you go-go, careless whisper in last Christmas? Wake me up before you go-go. Wham. Correct. Lunchbox.

Mario's brother's video game. What's the name of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario? I don't know what antithesis means. To be honest with you, I don't know what that means. Like, I mean, that's a legit. I don't know what that word. That's what was a problem. Man, somebody's always got to like stop the game down. We can't just get them right or wrong. No, I know. But it's like, I was legitimately wondering at Walmart. Every round. But like, if it's not Walmart, what is it? Right. Retailant to start with W.

Name another retailer that starts with W. No, world market. That's one. Okay, fair enough. Good. And it's world. That's good. Wally's world.

Lunchbox, in the Super Mario Brothers video game, what's the name of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario? The answer starts with the W. I don't know what antithesis means. You've got to tell me what that means. Can you tell them what that means? I don't. I'm not explaining what words meaning questions.

The opposite. The main competitor. The, well, the main competitor is Bowser. That starts with B though. So, great question. It's like the opposite. What, who starts with a WN Mario Brothers? Luigi is L.

I'm going to give you a second. I will look up the actual definition of antithesis so you can hold it against me. A person or thing that is the direct opposite of someone or something else. Five seconds. Bowser, witchcraft, Wyman. Answer? Wonder Woman. Incorrect?

You've been Bow. I don't know. I don't know. Wario. Who? What? Mario. Yeah. He wears like a yellow shirt and that purple overall.

Morio. That's tough. He's Mario. He's just the opposite of the antithesis. That was one way to go out. That's one way to go out. What fast food chain has the most locations in the United States, McDonald's.

Incorrect. You've been boned. What? What do you think it is? Taco Bell? Subway. Subway. Oh, that's tough.

Wow. Amy, what company is the world's largest online retailer? In the world? For the win. Don't start. Amy, don't start. Just answer it. On the internet.

What company is the world's largest online retailer? Amazon. Correct. Winner. Easy trivia. Amy is our winner yet again. point. Hello Bobby Bones.

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine asked me to be her made of honor, and it totally caught me off guard. We're really not super close anymore, and in the moment I said, yes, it felt good to be asked, and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Now reality is setting in. I'm starting to regret it. I don't really want all the responsibilities, especially because we're not that close. On top of that, her sister seems kind of upset that I was chosen instead of her.

I'm picking up some weird tension there. I don't want to seem like a bad friend, but I also don't want to spend months feeling stressed and uncomfortable. What should I do? Stick it out or find a nice way to back out. Signed, reluctant, made of honor. Dang, that's sister entrance into the story. That made me laugh.

She didn't pick her sister. That was crazy. She picked you and you don't want it. I know, I know. That's hard. My answer here is not going to be the comfortable one. you already said yes yeah

all the other feelings are secondary you said yes you declared you are now the bridesmaid no made of honor yeah you're the maid of honor it is going to be awkward

especially if our sister's in the bridal party like you would just want the sister not in anything right if she's not going to be the maid of honor you just don't want her in anything because you're going to be doing a lot of close things with her

yeah this can be a learning lesson don't say yes to things you're really don't want because in that moment it might feel uncomfortable because what's going to happen is later after that's going to be way more uncomfortable if you say yes and that's what you're doing now well she didn't know until she thought about it nah she knew she wasn't that close she knew right away she liked the feeling of being asked to be a maid of honor so she said yes so no is an option when they ask you that no is always an option wow but then you're just going on like just rude

not coming ask me to be your maid of honor uh hey bobby got a question man would you be my made of honor. Oh, that is so nice of you. No. What? Why not? We barely know each other. But you're my best friend. And you're a dude. Why do you have a maid of honor? I got you. No, no is uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable. But you know what's more uncomfortable? This. All of this. So there's a way out of it. You can say, hey, I would love to be in your wedding. Shouldn't your sister be your maid of honor? Is it? Did, like, maybe they could be co. Sometimes there's two. Is that a thing? Yeah. My sister had two maids of honor. me and her best friend.

It's hard to say no to that, but I think the move is to say no to that because financially you're now responsible for a lot of things. Time wise? Yeah. It's a lot. But you have to commit. You've committed. So you're now the maid of honor.

So congratulations, made of honor. Use this as a life lesson. All right, close it up. On the Bobby Bones show now. Vincent Mason. When you went from van to bus, life changing, right? I'm still fired up about that. Would you explain what it's like on a van versus what it's like?

a bus. It is like, it's actually life chat. I think back to the van days and I'm like, I don't even know how we did it. We were rolling with seven, seven and like a 16 passenger, but we didn't have a trailer. So like the first four rows were just like the drums and the guitars and like, a lot of times they're falling on you. And we had a month long stretch where like God was definitely like laughing and like testing us for sure. But we were McFarland, Kansas. I remember we were driving to play with Gavin. We're driving 70 miles an hour. I'm half asleep. It's the middle of the day. and we just fall down. And the front tire, I just see it roll up a ramp like a, it was a hill.

You see the tire? The tire, the whole tire. The whole tire came off the axis. The axis is sparking on the highway. I see the tire. It was a ranch with a, with a hill. And it went up the hill like a ramp. And I just, we all lost out of the tire.

It was 40 yards in the air going 70 miles an hour, just flying into somebody's ranch. And then the axis is sparking down the road. And we're just saying, hit the brakes, hit the brakes. our drummer was driving. He's real low-key and he's just like, there's no brakes. And we're like, what? He's like, the brakes are out. So we just skidded 100 yards to the side of the road in McFarland, Kansas. And everyone just watched us. Everyone was driving by. And I posted it on Instagram and some kid was like, I just passed you. And we were literally like, we were like, come get us. So he turned around in his little truck. And he came and got us and we took like three,

four trips from the van. That was one of our stories. We hit a black bear. That was our drummer. It all happened to our drummer. It was his first chef. might be what the common. His first shift driving, we're sitting in the front. Our other tour manager just went to sleep. He'd been driving all day. I remember we listening, Talking Tennessee by Morgan Wallen. I just remember being like, let's try out for deer.

Like, we don't need to hit a deer. And I said that. I was looking to the left, expecting them to come out that way. That's where my eyes were. And then from the right, like the way you see a bear like in full sprint on like National Geographic, just ran across the front of the van. We just. It wasn't sitting in the road.

It was not sitting there. It jumped like a deer. It jumped out in front of the van. We caught the back of it. I saw that hell out of a dance floor, I was just looking at some data. It was like 100 million streams. That's significant. Yeah.

I mean, that pays the bills. Was there anything about this song, though? Was there any more of a push with it than other songs that make it this much bigger? Or did it catch? Then you guys decided. Almost nothing made it different. When you wrote it, did you? I knew there's this line in there.

Rock Bottom's got a brand new view that launches into the chorus, Hell is it dance floor. And like, just that kind of moment in the songwriting, I knew we did something. I was like, that's a great line. And then when we started clipping it on TikTok from that line, that's when it started catching. So I was like, okay, it's working. But I don't know. You start to see the numbers come in, the pre-saves come in.

You're like, all right, this one's going to be better than the others. I didn't think I'd get a gold record, like, to hang on the wall. That was wild. Getting like a physical item. Like something tangible. I just never thought about that. I thought about getting a bus. Thought about playing shows.

Never thought about 100 million streams. All right. More with Vincent Mason, who has that awesome song, Hell is a Dance Floor. And we talked about the story of his first. guitar. And then I'm always curious about what songs do artists cover the most when they're first starting out when they've got to play a bunch of cover songs. Let's go! On the Bobby Bones Show now. Vincent Mason. What song do you think you've covered the most? Definitely American Kids by Kenny Chesney. That was the first song. I got a guitar, my sophomore year for Christmas. And I loved

country radio at that time. I still do. But like those were the only country songs I knew. And that's why I wanted a guitar to play the country radio songs. And American kids, I just like started going for that, um, dun, it sounded terrible. Why did you want a guitar? Crazy song to start with it.

Why did you think your guitar would be cool? I actually didn't want one. There was a, my mom got a ukulele as like birthday present. I think somebody, my dad or my sister just got it for her. And they were like, mess around on that.

And she did for like a week and then was like, I don't, I'm not going to do this. I picked it up. I was probably in eighth grade. Learned a bunch of songs. Like never put it down. It was my sister that was like,

please like if you're going to play this off and get a guitar. I can't listen to that anymore. And I was always just like, No, I'm good. You still have fun doing shows? Is it so much fun? I do. I do.

Is it more fun now that your songs are, more songs are blowing up and the crowd singing more back? Way more fun now where it's like, you know, at first you have nothing and you're just like trying to make it through. You're like, can I play a set and like look like I know what I'm doing? And then you have one song, we had one song that people knew. And then now it feels like there's a handful. And, you know, we've been opening since May. So we went from headlining to doing 25 minutes.

So it's like, we only play five, six songs. And people know, like, four of them. So like it feels like you're kind of crushing for 25 minutes. So if we can extend that into 90, that would be awesome. Yeah, because you may have a bigger crowd, but if you're going out and you're playing support, you do have a literally smaller space on stage and a smaller set. But you can also pop out the hits faster. That's right.

But I bet it feels a bit incomplete. A little bit. When you're support, because you've been doing your own thing. Yes. And now you're going to go do support. And it's bigger. But it's got to feel incomplete because you probably are just getting like wound up and then it's over. That's the thing. You don't want to wait around all day because you don't want the 25 minutes. It's long enough where you don't want to be flat. But then if you get yourself amped up, you're just, you're on and off the stage. And I think that five, six songs is usually like in a longer set where you finally start to feel good. You're like, all feel great. We can rip the rest of the last song and then it's over. Then you just got to try to wind down. Did you have any shows last year where things, nothing was working? And you're just having to patch it together. Cairs aren't working. That just happened to me in Red West, Utah. What happened? Went out first six.

minutes my mic didn't work 12,000 people and you go to sing your first song and like we're talking about you getting yourself amped up like and festival days are always weird too because sound checks faster you don't have your normal routine you're playing at probably like three or four p.m. you're used to 7,8. I got myself hyped up, ran out there, saw the crowd. Another festival kind of like putting tickets on sale you're always like how many people are going to come to our set. It's a great crowd. 12,000 people at the same time just started going. Oh, they're doing. Not on. Mike's not on. Can't hear you. Is the band playing around you? bands playing around me. I got ears in. All you see is people just going, can't hear, can't hear. And you just have like an internal, I think like anxiety attack probably.

Because you're wondering, do I keep going? Do I stop everything? Were you playing to a click? Playing to a click. So you really can't manipulate. And it's a festival. So you have a set time. So you can't start over unless you want to rearrange everything? What happened? How'd that turn out? We got it on. It kind of became a funny moment because the first time I went on, I was like, can you all hear this? And everyone was like, so it was good. But I think those moments when stuff don't work, you're thankful for the 200 shows that you've played because you're like, I guess this song's a wash. No one heard that song. Then we got into the rest of the set and it was fine.

If you want to hear that full interview, because that was just a piece of it, the whole hour is up on the Bobbycast today. Just go search for it on IHeart Radio or wherever. you listen to your podcast. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Two years ago, Larissa Gonzalez was working as

an intensive care unit nurse when she was hospitalized herself for the premature birth of her son. So she was already a nurse, working in a different area, but she had issues. So she goes in and the birth was bumpy 31 days in the

neonatal intensive care unit. That's how long she spent. So before the ordeal, she was someone who was like, I can't do babies. Like, there's too small. There's no way. I know I'm a nurse.

This is a different level. Then she spent all that time in the NICU. And that situation changed her. So since then, she has moved down the hall from her old department and she has joined the neonatal group full time. Nice. Earlier this year, she started attending graduate school to become a neonatal nurse practitioner juggling classes. And now her, Caleb, her kids two years old. and then also still doing her old nursing job

until she can move into her new nursing job. And she said, I just want to be the one helping these families and helping these babies get to their next step. And she knows what they're going through. 31 days. That's from people. That's it. That's what it's all about.

That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,

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It wouldn't be a huge surprise if our team ends up in the quarterfinals or potentially a great run into the semi-finals. The World Cup is almost here. Experience it all with us. Listen to Inside American Soccer with Tom Bogart and Tab Ramos on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies in milk. This is a badass convict.

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You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life. makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to

change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the I-Heart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. If you've ever talked about a buttload of something, or you've heard a buttload of something, it's an actual unit. It is 130 American gallons. That is an official buttload.

Stop. It's a real thing. It was once used for casks of liquids like wine and whiskey. And when you'd fill the barrel up, you'd have a buttload of wine or a full butt. Did it start with some dude just being like, I don't know, man, it's a buttload of wine. I got a big butt.

match it with that big butt. That's what it feels like it is now. Yeah. I thought that's probably, you know, what it's derived from is someone's large buttocks, but it's not a butt load official. Amy? There's an orchestra made up entirely of typewriters. And since 2004, the Boston Typewriter Orchestra has been playing concerts.

That's awesome. They have clacking, sliding carriages, bells, spinning rollers, all of the typewriter noises makes beautiful music. I feel like that'd be cute for like one song. And then like enough song for a song. like I'm over it. Get some other instruments. Bring out the pianos or something. I bet they can really do a good version of 9 to 5. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Or it's just one, it sounds, it feels like a trans-Sabirian orchestra Christmas show of all

typewriters. Lunchbox. Bobby, you have look forward to this. A four-year-old when your child is four years old. On average, they will ask you 437 questions a day. Oh, gosh. Why you say it like that? It's annoying. That's just crazy. I mean, I've had kids for so long that that's a lot of questions. Does that feel accurate? Yeah. I mean, now that they're older, I tell them like, I don't look it up. So I kind of nipped that one in the butt. Do you give them, what'd you say? I nipped that one in the butt. No, that's not a term. It's not, it's nipping in the bud. It is? Yeah. So it's nip it in the bud, but a butt load. That's so weird. All right, Morgan. Have you guys ever wondered who we share DNA with? Never. Okay, well, this is going to surprise you.

Aliens. Alien DNA. Oh, boy. No, not aliens, but it is bananas. 50 to 60% of human DNA is similar to that of a banana. I thought you were going to say monkeys. I don't know it was officially bananas. We're related to bananas? I don't know if we're related, but our DNA is similar. The genetic makeup is similar to a banana. All right, Eddie.

Yeah, so you ever notice the elevator you go to and it has a little hole on it? The door has a little whole time. Yeah, it looks like it would be like a peephole to see if somebody's coming up to the door. That's what I thought it was for. What is it? It's not. It's for a tool that they have. So if it gets stuck, they just put a little tool in there and they can crank the door open and save you.

I did not know that. Yeah. I was thought it was like, let's see if the elevator's coming. See who's on the other side of the elevator. There's no copyright or protection on magic tricks. If a magician invents a trick, anyone's free to use it. You just have to figure out how it's done. Oh.

But there is an unwritten code. So most magicians refuse to use other magicians magic tricks. I watched a whole magic set the other day. We have NBA League Pass. And so my wife and I, she likes to watch most of Thunder games. and there was a magician doing halftime. And I guess they're just using the camera from inside, like, the closed circuit. And so we just watched the whole halftime show.

And this guy was doing magic, but the camera was on a weird place we could actually see how the trick was being done. Oh, no. I know. A woman got in the box, and it was just a camera that was set up. And you could see her, like, fall down in the bot. And then the guy stuck the swords through it. And the crowd's like, oh, but we're like, we just saw how the trick work. But how do they do that in an arena?

Because, like, arena's 360, you know? so people are all different angles. No, because they fall to the bottom of the box. Okay. It looks like it ends there, but really there's like a space. Oh, man. I can't believe you saw all of it. We saw, and then we saw our like pop back up and then they pull the swords out.

Bad can replacement. Yeah. Yeah, that's what's up. All right, there you go. Fun fact Friday. Fun fact Friday. This is a bizarre story. Lunchbox over to you.

Yeah, this is dirty dog. So back in 2019, Tarley, she's from Virginia. She's engaged to get married. Time for her bachelorette party. So let's go to North Carolina girls. Woo! They go to North Carolina. They're out having a good time.

And they meet these three dudes at a bar. And they end up hanging out with them all night, dancing, clubbing. And then the next day, she sends them a picture of the wedding. Invitation says, you guys should come to my wedding. Okay, so three dudes, they meet at a bar. Nothing fishyy went down that night that we know of. that we know of. So then she's like, we had such a connection as friends,

you guys should come to my wedding. Sounds like trouble. It already feels odd. Okay, go ahead. And the guys are like, yeah, we'll be there. And so six weeks go by before the wedding. They don't hear anything from each other. And then on social media,

the guys post a picture playing golf in that girl's hometown the day before the wedding. Next day at the wedding, they walk into the wedding. And they're there. Wait, how does she know on social media? Did she follow him? Yeah, they're Snapchat. They follow each other on Snapchat. This feels weird too.

They got real close quick. Well, I mean, you're hanging out. Hey, what's your snap? But not to a single dude. Yeah, I know. Okay. Like, I would never meet a woman who's single, friendly, that has nothing to do with the work and be like, hey, what's your Snapchat?

Hey, or just like randomly follow somebody on Instagram. I don't know. It just feels weird. Yeah. I mean, it feels weird that she's out on her bachelor's party and she's inviting new dudes to her wedding. Three, though. It is three. Three dudes, not just one, but I hear you.

It is weird. Go ahead. So the wedding goes on. They get married. She goes on her honeymoon. Those guys had the life, were the life of the party dancing with the bride's mom, grandma, all that. Six weeks later, the bride tells the husband, out this marriage isn't working out. I'm done.

Leaves the marriage. I mean, you saw that coming, right? Well, I don't know, because are you sure it was her? and then it wasn't like a mutual thing. She says it was mutual that we were just not into each other. Okay. She does say it's mutual. Are the three guys related to the end of the marriage? And then she posted a picture on Snapchat of something.

I don't even know what it was, like a ginger ale. And one of the guys that she invited to the wedding replied to it. They started chatting via Snapchat, smash cut. Now they're married, two kids. You keep saying one of the guys, but is it still the same consistent guy of one of of the three. Or she's like bouncing around between one of the guys. No, no, no. One of the three guys that she met at that bar. The same one, in the same

one she's been Snapchatting with. Yes. They got married. They have two kids. Well, I mean, wow. So is it all well that ends well? I mean, they had divorced. She never wanted to get married in the first place to the first guy. Right? Right. From

the bachelor party, bachelor party. Yeah, like she thought she did, but she didn't. I think you're assuming a lot of things. I think I'm looking at the evidence. And I'm like on her bachelor party, she's meeting guys. She could have wanted to get married and then met some dude. She could have like, who knows if she cheated with the dude that night?

Who knows what happened? But I don't know that she just didn't want to get married. Well, no, I mean, I think I don't know if she was actually aware of it. But I think deep down, she's that didn't need to happen. She went through the whole thing. Like she probably didn't want to cancel the wedding and be dramatic. But then she's six weeks in and she's like, oh man, I probably should just cancel. think it was about this dude though? I think it's just overall like this guy wasn't her guy.

And it just so happened she had met another guy. Now do you think this other guy was positioning himself the whole time? Trying to squeeze his way in. Well, he sure did. I would like to see their Snapchat interactions. Oh yeah. It's got to be more than ginger rail, you know. That's a weird picture. Because that's what that's the story you tell because this is all being told, right lunchbox this is her version of the story yeah this is her version and she's saying you know i don't regret going through the with the wedding because if not i would have never had my bachelor's up party i would never met this dude he would have never come to my wedding that's an interesting perspective and i'm like wow that's weird to say that's an interesting perspective of i'm glad i got married because

had i not i would have never had the bachelor's party wouldn't have met this person that's the father of our two children now yeah but she just wouldn't know but if you guys are believers in fate you have to believe that's what happened. And for that reason, I am not. Sure. I believe it. Yeah, I think it's fate. I'm with you on. I believe. So you believe that she needed to get married? Nope. I don't think she needed to get married. I believe in fate and also believe in fear. And I also believe in mistakes. Yes. Making mistakes. But there's no mistake if there's faith. Right, right. It ends up being whatever it's going to be. I've been saying every day this week, or the last few weeks, everything is exactly as it is supposed to be. But you say that, that because that's how it is and there's no way to change how it is. Yeah, it just helps with acceptance. It

helps with the radical acceptance. Oh, you don't believe it? No, I do. I do, but it's good to make it your mantra if you need to. Okay. So you don't believe it. I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't believe it. You guys are saying something different. I think we have complete free will. We are made to make our own decisions. We then have to pay for the decisions we made or we are celebrated for the decisions. I believe that. We are given full choice. Yeah, I believe that too. But I can't. No, no, not if you believe in fate. You don't believe that. No, I believe in free will.

And also, we get put in opportunities for fate to happen. We get to choose. I'm okay with whatever. I can't prove anybody's right or wrong. Right. Because it's unprovable. It's like a mixture. And that's fine.

Yours can be a hybrid. Yeah, it's a hybrid. I love that word. Yours can be fate will. It's a hybrid. Yeah. A little bit of fate, a little bit of free will. On Tuesdays, you get to make your own choices.

And I love a literal. Wednesdays is full fate day. Yeah. Yeah. A little fate, a little free will. So if you had to make a statement on this, what do you think really... I call it fate will. What do you think really happened on this story?

What do you mean to what I think really? I think she didn't want to marry the guy that she married. I think she thought she did and she was going to try to go through with it. But sign number one was her interest in this other guy on her bachelor party. That was sign number, we'll call it one. Maybe there was other signs. And then she decided to go through with the wedding. And then ultimately, she just realized that I,

I got to get out. Can I speak to something that hasn't been spoken to? And it's that if I'm the about to be husband and I find out my fiance about to be wife's inviting random dude, she met at a bachelor's at a bachelor's party to our wedding. That's trouble. That's interesting. Already. I ain't going to like that.

Yes. They're not coming. Well, they came. Right. And they were the life of the party. Apparently they're making up a granny. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Or whatever he said. But is it all well that ends well? Well, that's not one of my mantras. Well, no, but it did. It ended up exactly how it was supposed to, according to you guys, with this guy and the two kids. Well, there's no, I think what that mantra does, too, is like, you can't change anything. Like, there's no point in shoulda-cote-a-woda, because when you should a life, like, it's... It's gone.

It's already happened. It's not good. It's already happened. Can't put that paste back in tube. Tooth paste. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I heard that.

Yeah. You could say that. Yeah, can't put the pace back in the tube. everything is exactly as supposed to be. I'm literally just like, dude, you're the past wrap party. You're about to get married and we text them. Don't me just mess with other dudes. Yeah, that's crazy, man.

And if I'm the husband and I look out and there's three dudes, I don't even know. Like, everybody's accounted for it and there's like three dudes. Like, how'd they get here? With a beer bong in the back. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah, it's a weird story. It's all as well as it is what I always say.

I think I say it every day I come in. That's right. It's kind of a mantra. It's time for the good news. Who's Amy? Tell me something good. Kathleen Sanchez lives in San Antonio. She's a teacher and she's about to get married.

She orders her wedding dress. It takes over two weeks to arrive and it's at the doorstep of her apartment. Someone steals the package. I wonder if they knew it was a wedding dress or if they were just stealing packages. But I mean, when you open it up and see that it's a wedding dress, you probably should just go drop it back off. I don't think you risk it. I don't want to, I don't think you take it back because you're probably looking.

but yeah, I don't think they knew. Okay, so yeah, she never got it back. Her story was shared, and then a complete stranger found out the exact wedding dress that it was, went and bought it, and then delivered it to her school while she was teaching, offered some words of encouragement, and voila, she was able to still wear the exact dress that she had originally picked out at her wedding. I love it. That's a great story.

What if, though, that person is that person who stole it and then was the random... I don't think it was. Dude, what a twist that would be. That would be a twist. And then they become best friends. But that's the thief. And the whole time they were the thief. The whole time.

Well. I don't think for the record, I don't think that's it. It's definitely not it. Not definitely. 99.9% sure. It's non-zero chance, as they say. It's a good story. The first part's not good.

Who says non-zero? I don't know. Is this the young people? I've never heard that, but it sounded cool, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sounded. It's not a young person thing. But you said, as they say, well, explain because I don't understand.

and I want to because it does sound cool. Non-zero can mean anything that's not zero, but it can even mean fractional. Okay. So if you're like, hey, is there a chance? If it's really, no, there's not a chance, but there is still the slightest. It's like it's non-zero.

As they say. You have to say the whole, I think you have to say, non-zero, as they say. Because the way you say it was really cool. Yeah, like you just... No, yeah, yeah. That's just a normal person thing. No.

Okay, I'm done. Anyway, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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Now time for the morning corny. The morning corny. Why should you never tell secrets in a question? Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield. Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears. Of course. There you go. That was the morning corny. All right, here's a voicemail from a listener. I let my license expire. I got stopped for speeding and they took me to jail because my license were expired. I had to bond out. So I just Wanted to let you know that does happen in Tennessee. Love your show.

Wow. What a show highlight that would be. Amy had to get a mugshot. Oh, my God. You'd have to post that mugshot. Of course. We would find it. Yes.

It would be public. It would be awesome. Bail me out? I feel like we should call crime stoppers again just so we can have Amy get pulled over and take into jail. That would be one of the greatest bits in the history of this show. Could you like set her up to where like you call the police and Well, that's what I said. Call crime.

But not crime stockers. You call the police and you're following her. Like, I know where she is. She's right here. You want to get her. I saw she didn't have a license. Yeah, like, if I'm ever leaving your house or something, you're just like, I know. You're helping him call you in?

Good idea, Amy. No, no, no. I'm just, if you wanted to. But I don't want you to. That would be so funny if she got pulled over and taken a jail. Honestly, that call might have just done it. Oh, that call? Yeah.

Yes. Not the 700 others. And the many times we've told you why it's a bad idea. not have an expired license? Yeah, but she sounded like the sweetest lady, and she got taken to jail. I mean, she didn't admit to any of their priors. Like, I would feel like you go to jail if they pull you over, you don't have a license, and you have a warrant out for your rest.

And you got meth in your car. Right, all that. But she just acted like it was straight up because her license was expired. You think you can handle jail? No. No. Do you? You watch Orange is a New Black?

Do you think I can handle jail? No, I mean, it's season one. I got scared. I think it's crazier. Yeah, I mean, no. I think women's prison would be hard for you. Probably. Yeah.

But, I mean, I think I would be a good, I try to be as good to everyone as possible because, you know, retaliation. Like, I don't want anybody coming after me. So I would just try to be easy going there. Just get your license renewed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you. I think that call might do it.

All right. Call might do it. Give me the next one, Ray. me and my wife just got done watching that House of Dynamite. It was a complete waste of time. But my question for you is, do you think they'll make a sequel? Love the show. So there's a movie on Netflix called House of Dynamite.

I really enjoyed it. A lot of people hated it. Not because of the movie, but because of what happens at some point of the movie. I'll just say that. Who else has seen it? I've seen it. Morgan and Mike. There will not be a sequel because that is not what the movie is.

about. The movie is supposed to leave you in a state of thinking and talking about it. It's okay that that movie drives people crazy. That's the point of the movie. The point of the movie was for conversations to be continued for many reasons. One of them probably, I can't believe that movie. But two, it really does. And I don't want to spoil the movie because I loved it. The purpose of it is for callers like that to call

and go, what do you think? Do you think there's a sequel? I do not think there will ever be a sequel because I think that's anti the point of that movie. I'm the only person that likes the movie. A movie Mike, because he actually enjoys movies. I just enjoy driving people crazy. There's a difference. Mike, did you enjoy the movie? I love the movie and I love that it sparking a conversation like that. That's what a great movie does. And you love it

about the actual movie. Yeah. I loved all the different perspectives. I thought it was really well put together. I would encourage people to watch it. I'm not telling you you're going to love it. I bet you get halfway through and you're like, this is freaking awesome. Okay, what's it called? Stick of Dynamite? No. House of Dynamite. House of Dynamite. Yes. I'm watching it.

So it's on Netflix. Check it out. It's Catherine Bigelow. She's the one that did the Hurt Locker. That was Jeremy Renner's like first movie, huh? Yeah. Yeah, pretty good. Uh, guess what? What? I have had no water since last night at midnight. I know food, no water, nothing. Yeah. Gotta have surgery today. So nothing. It sucks. Usually I have, you know, little something to eat. Eddie comes in and he's like, hey, I'm going to go on a hunger strike with you.

Because I haven't eaten. It's just because you don't have any food. No, I have food in my bag. You do? Yeah, I won't eat it. But he's having some water. He had some water. I kind of need the water.

The water is the hardest part. I've had no water and I've been doing this show. It's pretty miserable. Yeah, it's tough. So I got to go in and get my ankle cut on today. Can you put a little in your mouth and spit it out? Oh, you can probably do that. Swish it around because that's what you really need.

I feel like that's a little bit of just a tip. It is. Exactly what it is. And I think I'm okay not doing that. I think I'm okay. It's too close for comfort because you don't. Yeah. And you get tempted, right?

Yeah, you're like, you're already there, so why not? Temptations too much. Don't ever call me purvey, Amy, I guess. No. No, there's a difference. It's a great analogy for dudes. Great analogy. Okay.

Because if you put water in your mouth, it's already clunk. You're just like, I might as well just gulp it. Yeah. It's like we've gone this far. No. what you can swish it around put it out or like you can suck on a

like a sponge I'm not gonna suck on a sponge what are you talking about that's what they do as a hospital they put a little sponge on a stick and then freeze it and then kind of just like

put it in your mouth do you have a sponge on a stick in your house no but I have had no water I've had no food I've had nothing I leave here today as soon as the show's over I go, I have surgery on my ankle. It's like a five or six hour process,

which I did not think it would be that long. But you're not under for that long. I'm under for a couple of hours. I guess I'm just curious how long you're going to be under anesthesia. Going under is weird because you're there and it's like, here we go, you're awake. Hopefully you wake up. How do they time that?

Like, it's crazy how they know that. So experience, education, yes, because they can miss. Yeah. And you can wake up in the middle of it. Didn't you wake up in the middle of something once? My colonoscopy. Whoa.

I had a terrible. Yeah. I looked up on the screens and I could see my insides on the screen. Oh, that would make me pass out again. I mean, it wasn't. You're up? It's like, it's like, it's the meme from the Simpsons where he walks in, takes his hat, puts it back and walks back out. Yeah. That was my first one ever and I was in my 20s.

Since then, I've had multiple and I've not woken up at all. Well, wish me the best. Good luck, man. Still got some more show to do here. I just don't want to bring it up earlier because now I want water. so bad. Like the number one thing I want in my life is water. Because you can't have it. It's not success. It's not, it's just water. I just want water. My father and all text me a message. He said, hey, praying for you and your doctor this morning. I hope you end up with the best ankle in the

whole state. Wow. He's so awesome. Oh yeah. I would never think of praying for the doctor. That's just perfect. He's the greatest. Like just generally as a person. Well, we need to also pray for the anesthesiologist. Yes, and the nurse. And yeah. And everybody that I'm driving with And again, step there so I don't. Yes. It's so crazy that we trust people because of the two yellow lines in the middle of a road that have no barrier. It's just you see them. That they don't come crashing into us all the time.

And it's funny how well we respect those lines. Like really, like if I get close to it, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And it's just a line. Your life is on the line too. I know, but if you think about it, it's just the line. Yeah. It's just a drawing. It's a drawing on the ground that keeps us from crashing into each other and killing each other.

Yeah. My car senses the lines. Oh, it brings you back. brings me back. Even when I'm trying to get over. I feel like my tires are so messed up, it draws me to the line. Oh, dang. We've got a lot of different scenarios here.

Anyway, I got to have surgery today. House of Dynamite is what the movie is called. And the other one was, Amy, get your license. Yes. Please. Because if you don't, we will call you in. Okay. As a bit.

What if we do a cop, and a cop pulls her over? And he's like, ma'am, get out of the car. And then it turns out of one of those striper cops. And then we're recording the whole thing. He was just confused by it. I mean, here you go again. Purvey. You wouldn't like that.

You wouldn't like that. That's normal for us. We're dudes. I'll give it. If I were to say any of these things, I would be like, oh, yeah, let's up with Amy. I don't know. I've spent the last 20 of your years being like, I got a stick in my butt. That's true.

That is not true. That is not true. All of a sudden, sticks not there. So we're like, oh, this is a different version of Amy. Okay. All right. That's all I'm saying. I mean, it's some exaggeration there for sure.

Okay. Also, maybe I'll go today. Okay, I hope you do. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes us from Sunrise, Florida. A woman was arrested for domestic violence.

She gets booked in jail, and her husband's like, I want her back. So he calls 911, says, give me my wife back. Send her home. Like, sir, she has to spend the night in jail. Ten minutes later, he calls back. Do I need to come down there and shoot someone to get my wife back? And he ended up calling 911 40 times. How did he get a fifth time?

After that call, you would think they would send someone to the house. Yeah. How do you get 40 deep on that? Okay, and then so they arrest him. So they went to his house and arrested him, so he spent the night in jail. So was he in longer than his wife? And did she call when she got home? I was like, I want the husband back.

Because that would have been an awesome cycle. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. All right. What is this new influencer law? It's out of China. Okay.

And it went into a factory. and influencers have to prove their official qualifications before creating social media content on sensitive topics like medicine, law, education, and finance. That's the most sensible thing ever. It makes sense to me. The Cyberspace Administration of China, also known as the CAC. If it wasn't China, I'd be like, this is perfect. I know. I know.

I mean, like, China. I'm like, I don't know. But the CAC, they said that they've brought this in to protect people from misleading content and harmful advice that becomes available online. So from now on, creators have to highlight evidence of expertise prior to posting the content. It's like you don't get your blue checkmark if you're talking about a certain area unless you can prove you get your blue checkmark for that area. Right.

You get like a medicine checkmark. You get a, what are the other one you said? Like a nutrition finance checkmark. Because yeah, we just see people that say crap online and believe them. Yeah. Like if they say it with, if they're assertive and they're confident, we're like, that's got to be true. Yeah, I know. Mouth tape it is.

I think you should have to upload your certification, your license, your degree, whatever it is. Like when I had to get certified to homeschool some stuff, I had to submit my degree. They scanned it over and then they saw it. That's to actually do it, though. Like we have that in America where you have to have a certification. Right, right. But I mean, I uploaded it and it got approved. So this could be.

a system. You upload it to the app and it checks you off because you could just make one up, but like they need to verify that it's actually real. Yeah, I think there are a lot of people acting like experts in very sensitive areas. It's probably hurting more people than, not even that it's helping, but it's hurting more people than it is, I don't know, I watch this stuff and like, as I sometimes I just buy like stocks and stuff. Oh, yeah. Well, I listen to Ray. Yeah, hopefully we don't need certifications for the radio. Like I listen to, Ray says go buy a bunch of GoPro stock and I'm like, well, he saw it online. So I did it.

Now I've lost a bunch of money. So I think it's a great idea. Hey, China, you got a good idea there. It's a weird thing to say. Check out the podcast. We're out. We're done. Go search for the Bobby Boneshow podcast.

It is up. I'm leaving here to go straight to have surgery on my ankle. I do not know what the rest of, not just the day, but of my life will bring. Yeah. Scary thought. Did we mark the ankle? You have the sharpie in your hand right now. I'm not marking my ankle.

Just in case. I'm not showing up to the hospital with an arrow point. I draw it all the way down my leg. This is the one. Don't come at us on Monday when you come in and you're like both angles are messed up. They started with the wrong one. You guys. Have you learned nothing from our, you know?

You're scared of everything. I used to be that. Now you're scared of everything. No, I'm not scared of everything. You're scared of retaliation. No, I'm proactive. You're scared of. Yes, I am scared of that.

The cartels. I am very scared of the cartel. Very scared. Honestly, I don't think the Sharpie's a bad idea. You should probably... Thank you, Eddie. They told me last night to use some kind of scrub and scrub this antibacterial all over my ankle.

Yeah, probably dial. I didn't shave my ankle, but I thought about it. That would be smart too. I know. Let them know. Why not? Make it easy for them to work with it. They're going to shave it probably anyway. When I did my...

Colonoscopy? I did my butt. But you didn't do your ankle. I didn't because the butt's a weirder place. And I didn't want them to be like. Did you sharpie it too? And all the way down my back, there's an arrow pointing all the way down to crack. There's only one butt hole.

I know. Yes, that's true. That's a joke, Amy. No, but I wasn't worried about that. That was a joke. I wasn't worried about that. No, I get it. That's a joke. Like, is you have another orifice?

Can I tell you? tell you something I'm a little scared of. Go ahead. I'm scared of them taking pictures of my wiener. Why? They can't do that. They're not supposed to do that. I know, but I'm out.

How do I know what they're taking pictures of? I'm not sure what even... They said wear loose clothing, but I have a feeling even for ankle, they're going to put me in a gown. Yeah, but I think for your ankle, you should be able to leave underwear on, unless they're going to need to put in a suppository. If they tell you you have to be naked for some reason... They might, though.

They might have to put something in his butt. What? Why? For his ankle? For his ankle? Why would they do that? No. Like, to...

Question that. No. This could happen. I don't... Why would they do that for my ankle? They might give you medication via your butt. Amy. For my ankle?

There's no chance. No, for like pain or... I'll take this to my mouth. I'm happy to take that through my mouth. You can't swallow. And I know they could do it through an IV, but it's something maybe like the butt's faster. So I need to shave my butt again, is what you're saying.

You're not. ready, dude. Go get ready. I'm not ready for surgery. I don't. I don't have a degree for this. No. Amy needs a China upload. Yeah, I don't have a certification or license in this. I just know that I've heard

of that. Well, now add that to my fear list. Fear, one, wrong ankle, but I'm not going to draw on it. Fear two. Just ask when you get there. I don't wake up from anesthesia or I wake up early. Fear three. They take a picture on my weiner because I can't I don't know what they're up to.

Hey, hey, you gave your phone with you? Yeah. Check this out. Check this out. They, that would be so risky.

Where is it? They would lose their license. Why is it shaped like that? They call the whole office in. You got to look at this. It's like that TikTok, those nurses. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They all went viral. That was the poop. No, the discharge. Well, or anything. Both would be a discharge. Bodily. I saw them.

They're all doing a TikTok, pointing down at my wings. I'm taking pictures. Yeah, well, they would get fired. Yes, well, and then now the other one is... You should tell them that. I'm going to wake up with something in my butt. Yeah, that's...

Well, it'll dissolve. You won't know. It's a suppository. They put it in, but you, before the surgery, you should remind them about that TikTok of the people that got fired. You know you can get fired if you do this, right? If you...

No, I write in Sharpie on my weiner, caught you. Busted. So if they see it. Yeah. caught you. Oh, gosh. I wrote, you're fired on it. I'm, I'm sure you're going to professionals.

You never know, though. Never know. Well, I think they're professional. I'm paying them. They better be professional. Well, yeah, they're professionals, but I mean, they don't act professional. People, you know.

Yeah, we do think people act a lot more mature than they really are. Right. Because you know they're going to go home and be like, I saw Bobby Bowes. Like, when my dad, when my dad was in the hospital, I, like, went in the wrong. door and all the doctors. I went to the doctor's lounge and they were all like, bro, so this chick was like, and they're like, oh, sir, can we help you? Oh, yeah. And it was like, whoa.

We learned later in life that teachers aren't perfect. Right, because our friends started be teachers. That's true. And then we're like, oh, teachers go hard too. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we got to go. Hopefully we'll see you Monday. All right, bye everybody. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry. Scoobis Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

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