The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Early Bird) Amy Returns! Famous TV Mom Game Mailbag + Fun Fact Friday and Easy Trivia

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

Amy is back in the studio! We kick off the show seeing if the cast can name the show that the famous TV mom is from. In the mailbag, a listener is suspicious about their husband's passcode on their iPhone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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will help. Air Tasker. Get anything done? Welcome to Friday show. Morning, studio. Morning. Amy's back today, and she walked in with sunglasses and a scarf over her head. I saw that. No pictures, please. I did not.

We don't even know her anymore. It's all a big movie story now. I snuck a picture in though. You did? Yeah, yeah. Sell that. Sell that to TMZ. All right.

Mother's Day's this weekend, which by the way, have Mother's Day Amy. Thank you. Almost. Will your kids do anything for you? You know, we have IHeart Country Festival. But it's Sunday.

Yeah, you'll be back. I know. My sister's going to be in Austin and my sister's going to be in Austin's another family. So I'm going to spend it with her a little bit. and then I'll fly back. And I wonder about Mother's Day for my kids because they have birth moms in Haiti

and it's this whole thing. I think it brings up some stuff for them. So I'm sure we'll do something special, but I don't want to make it like a huge deal. I guess my question is, are they old enough to want to do something themselves without prompted? Oh, they'll be prompted.

Okay. And they'll make like a card. Okay. Yeah, that'll be good. Prompted, not by me, though. All right. Well, let's do this. I'll give you a famous TV mom.

You name the TV show. Okay. And we'll go around the room. If you miss it, you're out. Got it. If I were to say Lucy Ricardo, what show would that be? You can say it. I love Lucy.

Yeah, nice job. All right, Amy, you're up first. Okay. The TV mom, Vivian Banks. What TV show has Vivian Banks from? Fresh Prince of Bel Air. That's correct. Lunchbox.

Harriet Winslow was a TV mom on what show? Family Matters. That is. Nice. Correct. Eddie. Come on. Tammy Taylor.

Was a TV mom on what show? That's a home improvement. That's incorrect. What? Friday night lights. Jill Taylor's home improvement. Jill! Oh, Amy.

Which was coming up in a minute. That was a tough one. I don't know. It's easy to me. Wow, Eddie's out of here. Interesting. I like that show. He heard Taylor and he went.

Yep. Amy, Claire Dumfie. Oh, modern family. Correct. Lunchbox, Kitty Foreman, was the mom on what? TV show? That's 70 show. Correct. Wow. Deborah Barone.

Amy was the mom. Everybody loves Raymond. Correct. Good job. Deborah. Everybody loves Raymond. Lunchbox. Yep. Peggy Bundy was the mom on what TV show? Married with children.

Nice. Amy. Myra Rose. Moira Rose. Oh. Oh, my. Moira. Bz. Creek. What?

Bzit Creek. Yeah. S Creek. We'll call it S Creek. Lunchbox. Angela Bauer was the mom on what TV show? Who's the boss? Correct.

Nice job. Wow. Wow. Good job. You're good at this. He does watch a lot of TV. We have four left. Amy Skyler White.

Was the mom on what TV show? Skyler White. Oh, Breaking Bad. Wow, good job. Amazing. Yeah, Walter Boy. Lunchbox. Lois Griffin is the mom on what show?

Family guy. Correct. It seems to stay. That all you see. All right, tiebreaker. This tiebreaker will be both needed to write it down. Right it down. And the next one will be speed round.

I love it. It's speed round. And I hope I can make it to the speed round. June Cleaver. Everybody in? Yeah. Yeah, I am in. Lunchbox? Leave it to Beaver.

Amy. Leave it to Beaver. Correct. Wow! Oye, yoy. Last one, speed around. You'll be saying your name as a buzzer. I will give you the mom, and I will only say her first name. And if nobody wants to jump in, then I will say her last name. Oh, wow, only first name. Oh!

Ready. Uh-huh. Edith? Boy, I don't know what you need this. Edith. Okay, I'm gonna go to the last name. Edith Bunker Lunchbock

Archie Bunker Incorrect I don't know what that is but Archie Bunker is incorrect Amy Edith Bunker is the mom on what TV show Well if it is

Archie Bunker Is there like a recliner and stuff in it Archie It's been very speedy Guy Kind of sounds right Archie

I don't know Something like Mama's house Incorrect You're on the right track. What is it? It's, there is a recliner. There is a recliner. All in the family. Archie Bunker, Edith's Bunker. That's right. But you knew Archie Bunker. I knew that name, but I didn't know that

I thought that was the name of the show. Okay. Now's where the dance. Um, here you go. One more speed round. You're going to do the first name first? Yeah. Again. I'm going to give you initials. Oh. Interesting. B. K. K. BK. Anyone? All right?

Okay. First name. I'm going to give you the first syllable of the last name. I don't even know what a syllable. It's the first sound. B. Cat. Cat is the first syllable of the last name.

B is a cat. Second syllable. Sop of the last name. What? Cat sop? Cat stopper. Cat stop? Cat.

Cat. Stop. Cat so. Catsophalus? Cat. Cops. Sop. Okay.

Cat sopidaba. I'm going to give you the full last name. Cat saffodafedap. Okay. Okay. Catsophalus. Oh, catzapolis. I was close.

B. B. Catsopolis. Catsopolis. Catsopolis. Cat Sopolis. Cat Sopolis. Cat Sopolis.

What on earth. Who has the name? Cat Sopolis. Casapol. Berinda. Catapolus. All right. Death.

Here's the whole name. Buzana Casapolus. Buzz in when you hear it. Becky Kitsopoulos. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Hold on. Correct.

Yeah! I don't know what they did. I said to have Becky. I mean, I got to fed it to you guys. I mean, hey, that woman, she cares about her kids. She got them into college, even if it was illegally. Shout out to all you moms out there. That's the real person.

Yeah. But happy. Happy, happy, Mother's Day, Mom, thanks for making love and delivering me. I appreciate it. You're probably jet lag, Damien. Oh, but also now... You're thinking of his mom making love?

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married 29 years. My husband has always been secretive with this phone password. Yes, that in itself bothered me in the beginning, but I'm over that now. A few months ago, we were somewhere taking care of some personal stuff, and he had no choice but to access his phone in front of me. And much to my surprise, I noticed his password is his ex-wife's birthday. Oh. I have not confronted him and thought maybe it's better to leave things alone, but it keeps repeating in my head. He's never given me any reason not to trust him. Should I confront him, or do I just leave it alone? He and his ex-wife, married nine years, met while they were both in the Marines. Thanks. Wife of a Marine who's wondering. It's an interesting email.

They've been married 29 years. And I would think, too, just me, I'm going to just go off the top of my head here. If you've been married 29 years, I don't think if he's going to cheat, he's going to go back to his old ex-wife to cheat, for the most part. Okay. You know, I think that, unless they're having some... That's just not probably where he's going to go cheat if that's the situation. Yeah. I would also think, and I'm not sticking up for him, I'm just trying to figure out why this would be the thing.

Maybe that's just a number he can remember now. Is he... Six digits, four... It could be six. Yeah, it could be six. But bones. And how do we know for sure? I know it could be her birthday,

but how do we know for sure that because it's her birthday that those four numbers are representative of that? And how does she know it? It's my birthday. They likely are, but also this is not a big deal. It's a thing,

it's a, it's a something in his life that he had to remember for nine years that now has zero association to him. So if someone were to try to want to get in his phone, they'd be like, oh, what's his wife's birthday? What's his birthday? They're not going to go, Oh, what's the ex-wife's birthday?

So it makes sense. They didn't have passwords for iPhones 29 years. That's what I was going to say. But that's what I'm saying. Like, he's trying to pick something that he knows he'll remember that no one will associate him with. Okay. I don't know that that's it.

Well, then what is it? I don't think there's anything shady, but I don't think, I don't think that's it. Well, I mean, that could be. Because you can pick any four numbers that someone's not going to associate it. You can pick 2793. But that you'll remember? Well, yeah, now I'll give you all my passwords. Yeah, please.

Wow. I understand why she feels weird about it because I don't think it in any way means he's cheating on you or doing any... Not that. I think the fact they won't ever let you in his phone. That, to me, is the one where it's like, why is he so secretive about his phone? But he's never given her any other reason not to trust him.

Except for not, and then X, Y, Y, number. Maybe he, because he doesn't want to say out loud. Well, then change it. To me, the X, Y's birthday does nothing. except that's unfortunate. He should be smarter than that. Weird. You know, guys are dumb sometimes.

But the part where he will never let you in his phone and is super secretive about it, that's the part that kind of hits me a lot. Sometimes Caitlin has to get in my phone. Sure. Could it be his former Marine lifestyle? Like, my husband's always been super secret about stuff. With your wife?

Listen, I don't know. Is this guy still? Hey, old dog, new tricks hard. What's that saying? I'm not buying that, though. Time to get on the phone? And I don't like saying old dogs new tricks hard. I'm just going to say, I don't like saying that.

It doesn't make me feel comfortable, and I will not say it anymore. Old dog, new tricks. Art. So this is what I'm going to say, wife of a Marine. I think you can say something to him and see his reaction. I don't think he's doing anything wrong. But don't be accusatory. And if he does go, you know what?

This is the only thing I can remember. I think you have to trust that. He hasn't given you a reason to think he's lying to you. but I think it's okay to ask and he's okay to answer. If he gets really defensive, hit me back with another email. This is tough. How do you ask that question without, like Amy said, being accusatory? Hey, what is your phone pass code there?

Is that your wife's X-X-X-X-Birdth birthday? There you go. Yeah, you're curious. You're not accusing him. Yeah, all right. You're kind of are, but not really, and you're kind of funny about it. I was like, Amy, how do you do your laugh thing? Do your laugh when you bring it up.

Go. Is that your Xbox? birthday. That's not funny at all. Maybe you can go ask any question as long as she's laughing like that. Okay, so yes, you can ask him. Don't put him on his heels with it

where he's like, oh gosh. Just say, was I, was that your ex-wife's birthday you typed in there? And then go from there. But I don't think he's cheating on you. Let's just see his reaction. But also, after 29 years,

she remembers his ex-wife's birthday. I know, that's weird too. Why is that not being questioned? Right. All right, thank you for your email. We'll leave it there. Guys, you can email us anytime. Morgan, if they want to send us an email, what do they do?

Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All right, thank you guys. We got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Tractor supply can help you make the most of your property or yard. Whether you're working on your garden or you're ready to upgrade your outdoor kitchen, you'll find everything you need at tractor supply for life out here.

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It's going to be awesome. Tomorrow night, Thomas Wreck, Carrie Underwood, Zach Brown. I hope you listen because it will be a great show. All right, it's time for Fun Fact Friday, which we like to start with a listener, fun fact. This is Catherine from Texas. I was letting y'all know that, for Fun Facts Friday, that earlobes are genetic.

They're either connected or not connected at the base. I was wondering what you and the rest of the crew had, if y'all had connected or disconnected the earloat. Good question. I did not know that. Mine are disconnected, Amy? Mine are connected. Weirdo.

It's not weird. It's just unfortunate because I don't have much of an earlobe. Lunchbox? I guess disconnected, right? Eddie? No, I'm normal, dude. Disconnected. Nothing's normal. Well, one of us is a psycho killer here.

No. All right, let's count them down. Number five. The President of the United States is the fifth highest paid world leader at $400,000 a year. The Prime Minister of Singapore is on top with $1.6 million a year. I got probably gave himself a raise. Yeah, that didn't seem fair. Like when you get that spot, you rate.

That's what the senators do sometimes. We vote and give us a raise. Yeah, which some people are like, oh, wow, that's all the president makes, but he gets everything for free. Yeah, and most people in politics are rich. Yeah. That's how they can run. Yeah, he goes. And that's why the system's broken.

Not all. So don't hit me with, well, this person, most are. Most people are wealthy, and that's why they can run for politics. And that's why it's hard for people who are poor to have someone that sticks up for them. That's why right now I'm announcing. Come on. All right, here we go. Number four.

A tiger's tongue is so rough that just a few licks could draw blood from your hand. It looks rough. Sounds like a romance novel you're reading. What just happened there? And my little cat, when she licks me, it hurts. The tag's tongue rushed over my That was almost weird, all right? Number three.

Coca-Cola never patented in their secret formula because doing so would require them to publicly disclose the ingredients. Kentucky fried chicken, I believe, same thing. Because no one knows the recipe. And yes, and they hide that in a vault. In the bottom of the Denver airport where there's a whole civilization. That's what they say. And isn't it crazy that there used to be cocaine and coke?

Yeah, Elon Musk said he's going to buy coke and put cocaine back in it, too, when he was talking about Twitter. Go ahead with us. Yeah, yeah. Number two. Monica Lewinsky, she has not had a full-time job since she finished her White House internship in 1997. I was listening to her talk once, and she said, hey, it doesn't matter what I do. If I discover the greatest undiscovered thing, I will still be Monica Lewinsky, the intern that had the affair with the president. I know.

It's like nothing I can do. So it stinks. That's an unfortunate situation. I mean, because Bill Clinton, he kind of move on, does his own thing. She's also moved on and doing her own thing. I know, but she'll always be remembered as that. Her net worth is $41 million.

Oh, that's why she hasn't had a fun job job. Yeah, so she doesn't need a job, guys. Her parents were also wealthy. Okay. But she has a great life now. No, but I... She's chills. Yeah, but I'm sure she would have played it out differently.

There's nuance in this, but that stinks. That stinks for her. Number one. Steve Jobs had a high school GPA of 2.65. So there is hope. There is hope. I think you're missing the point. No, we're not.

What's the point? smart, he was disinterested in school. That could have been our problem. It wasn't that he was being lazy and not wanting, he was doing other things. We were doing other things too. Still, hope. Okay. H-O-P-E. Hope. Guys, you're 40. Oh, I thought you said spelled something else.

40, all right. Fun fact, Friday. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Armin and Roanak, they are twin brothers out of Houston, Texas, and they have been named Valedictorian. and salutatorian of their high school.

So they're both at the top of their class. That's pretty cool, but if they're twins, you know, ooh, the salutatorian's got to be like, dang. Well, check it out. It gets crazier. They both graduated with a great point average of 4.865, both the same. So the administration had to go back and look at who took the harder classes to see who's going to be valedictorian. They can't give them both valedictorian.

They're twins, and it's a better story. If I'm the twin that got salutatorian, that's awesome. That's pretty funny. They probably pushed each other. as well in a very positive way. Yes. It's a cool story. But man, I'd be so irritated.

If they had to go dig deep to make sure I wasn't valedictorian. Which one took harder classes? All right, good story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We are mid-spring, and if you've been procrastinating, starting your garden, no need to worry because your local tractor supply is stocked, and they are ready for you right now. Whether you're looking to start a garden from scratch, or you got a little green thumb,

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Amy, what bird represents freedom in the United States? The eagle. That is correct. Lunchbox, what animal? is known as a man's best friend. A dog. Correct. Eddie, what's a young cat called?

A kitten. Yep. Morgan Dairy cows are bred to produce what? Milk. Correct. That's first round. Nobody goes home in the first round. And you don't want to miss one any round,

because if you miss a question, you will hear this. You've been bowed. Amy's a defending champion. She also has two wins this season. Let's go. Amy. The mixture of red and yellow makes what color? Red and yellow makes orange.

That is correct. Lunchbox category is colors. Ukraine's flag is made up of what two colors? Blue and yellow? Correct. Pretty tough for second rounder. I'll be honest with you. Eddie.

Dark Side of the Moon is an album by What Rock Band? Pink Floyd, man. Correct. What? What? Morgan, what reptile has the ability. to change its color? A chameleon.

Correct. Nice job, everybody. Thank you. You're all going to round three. Let's talk about nursery rhymes. Amy, what nursery rhyme character lives on Dr. Rory Lane? Dr. U.R. Y, Dr. Rory Lane.

This is a joke? No. Drew Rie Lane. What nursery rhyme character lives on Dr. I don't know. I don't know. Did I have decided on the wall? Little Red Riding Hood?

I have no idea. You've been bone. It's the Muffin Man. Dude, I didn't know that. Can you, like, what's the rhyme? The Muffman, Muffin Man. The Muffin Man. There you go, much I got to eat as much as you can.

Don't feel of pain. The Muffin Man on Drury Lane. I just made up a rhyme as he said Muffin Man. Lunchbox. Yeah. In a famous nursery rhyme, what bridge is falling? London Bridge. Correct.

Eddie, what insects scared little Miss Muffet? It's a spider. What? A spider. Is that your answer? Yeah. Correct. Morgan, what nursery rhyme was about an egg who fell?

Nursery rhyme about an egg who fell. Is that Humpty Dumpty? I need an answer. Guys, you can't go is it. That is Humpty Dumpty. That's like Eddie. I don't know. Humpty Dumpty is correct.

All right, three of you move on. All right, guys. Let's go. Easy trivia. Round four, the category is. Bible. I see you guys. What are you going to church every Easter? I mean, I do. I'm a big Catholic, man.

I'm Catholic to the core. Core Catholic. I'm done. Lunchbox, what's the last book of the Bible? I have no idea. No idea. I can name two books. Corinthians or Genesis. Ah, man.

Oh, man. Wait. Wait. The Last Testament? Is that something? The Last Testament. Let's go with that. He's going with the last testament.

Hey, Eddie, back away a little bit because he may get struck by lightning. You've been bone. Amy, you want to answer it? Revelation. Revelation's correct, yeah. Never heard of it. I mean, guys, no one's ever read the whole Bible. The whole Bible?

That's a true. That's a true. Yeah, there's a lot of studies that take you through the Bible in a year. Eddie? I've never read the whole Bible, but good. Who was the first woman in the world? Her name is Eve. Correct.

Morgan, to whom did God tell to build an ark? Noah. Correct. All right, we're off the Bible? We're off the Bible. All right, thank you. Let's go. Did you guys go revelations?

Yeah. No. You did, Eddie? Yeah, I knew that one. Eddie and Morgan remain. In relation to time zones, Eddie, what does CST stand for? These are all abbreviations.

Does CST stand for? CST is Central Standard Time. That's correct. Wow, nice job. Morgan, what does DIY stand for? When it's a DIY. DIY is do it yourself. Correct.

Eddie, if someone writes an EOD in an email, if they write EOD, what does that stand for? End of day. Nice job. Morgan, what does the A stand for in the abbreviation, AWOL, A-W-O-L? A wall Someone goes A wall What does the A stand for If they go A wall

It means they were like gone They're just out of sight Haven't seen them in forever A wall Oh The A and A wall If she gets it she remains If she misses it

Eddie will Win easy trivia today Come on Been on quite the drought Come on A wall What does the A stand for Anonymous

Incorrect You've been boned Away? What is it? Absent without leave Oh Wow Dang it

What a win Eddie, what a win I knew I had a chance As soon as Amy got out quick Is she your biggest competition? Oh absolutely She stole my crown I had it for three years in a row

So you think she's wearing your crown Seasons You think she's wearing your crown? She's wearing my crown right now It's on loan? And I'm going to get that back That. Okay.

All right. Eddie, congratulations. Thank you, Ben. Nice job. It's easy trivia. Good job, everybody. Especially the muffin man.

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Here's Big Rob from Las Vegas. I have a joke for Amy. What do you call an alligator and a best, an investigator? Thank you. I've heard that one a lot. Amy knew that one already. It's good, though. It's good. Yeah, I think the first time I heard it was 1806.

Big Rob just heard it. I appreciate that Big Rob because you just heard it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean, who listens to us on Bay Country 94-5 in San Francisco, just sent us this. Just got done listening to Morgan on a product that she recommend. She talked about UFRAs. Definitely recommend them.

We actually use them in the NFL. And a lot of colleges use them, such as Stanford and Cal, for recovery base. So, yeah, just wanted to chime in a little bit. Highly recommend them. And just love the show and keep doing what you doing. Apparently, Sean is in the NFL? Yeah, he said we use them. Maybe he's just works somewhere in the NFL.

NFL? It could be Sean Poindexter, wide receiver. That doesn't sound like him. His last name's Poindexter. No, this guy's 26 that I looked up, so that can't be the name. I know, but just anybody has that last name? I wish. Yeah, Point Dexter. It would be cool. Einstein would be cool. Appreciate that, Sean.

Hey, let us know what you're doing the NFL. If there's any way we can help you give us tickets. Yeah, exactly. Help he is. All right. Here is Melissa in Florida. Hey, Bobby. I'm listening to the podcast right now in that bit with Jason Aldeen and Reese. was probably my favorite bit ever.

That little girl is so lucky. Good for you, Bobby. Yeah, I appreciate that. Good for her. Good for Jason. That just happened to be all the timing worked out. Yeah. Jason didn't know. I told you didn't know if he were live.

He was like, hey, I'm listening to a bit. You guys did? I'm like, no, no. I'm talking on the air right now. And he's like, all right, well, I'll call in. All right, thank you, thank you. Here's Amy's pile of stories. There's something that's gaining popularity,

and it's called laughter yoga, which combines traditional breathing techniques with laughter and regnit clapping. So the process during class is laugh, clap, breathe, laugh, clap, breathe. And it's designed to get people laughing and feeling good. I got a theory about these yogas. I think people start skipping out on yoga class. They're like, well, we got to do something. Bring in a goat.

Bring in a cow. Get people laughing. Get people farting. I don't know what it is. But I feel like these things only start. when class numbers go down and they have to find. I don't think there's some revolutionary finding.

Yeah, that laughter, they say it's so good for you. Yeah, but not in yoga. Oh. No, it's not like, okay, we're going to try to do a max bench press while laughing. Yeah. You'll die. In addition to goat yoga, there's beer yoga, naked yoga. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Eddie likes both of those. He wants them at the same time. Sign me up. Yeah, he wants naked and beer. All right, what else? Speaking of Eddie, I pulled a story about setting alarms since he's trying not to snooze. How'd it go this morning? I mean, I got up.

You did? I'm not happy about it, but I got up. Did wake the family up? No, I turned my alarm off. Good. So I'm good. All right. Well, according to a new survey, the average American sets four separate alarms for themselves most morning.

What's wrong with people? Four, that's not even snoozing. They just set four to make sure that they don't sleep through the other. I don't mind that. As long as it's not four different alarms. I have, and my wife hates it. I want to show you, this is my phone, and these are all my alarms. Oh.

Whoa. Interesting. I have, I counted them, I have 91 alarms for different minutes that I need during the day. 91. Like, she's like, why don't you delete them all and just set each one new every day? I don't like that. I like to know what's ready for me. Depending on what the day holds, I have a time I need to wake up.

Do you label them? I don't need to. Oh, you just know. I know, yes. Oh, look at you. Fancy. Time is my specialty. All right, go ahead.

I was going to say, I freaked out because I saw there's a percentage of people that set more than nine alarms, but you just blew that out of water? No, I don't set them all. I have 91 on for different times that I need. Okay. Could you imagine if they were all set? And then... Very normal. I'm jealous of these people, and my mom fell in this category. It was crazy. They don't even need to set an alarm. They just tell their body...

They don't trust them. They're ninjas, for sure. Check their drawers for throwing stars, because they're ninjas. They just tell their body, I need to wake up at 5 a.m., and magically they do. Now, since Sunday is Mother's Day, I thought I'd share this cute story from Miranda Lambert, and she was talking about how her mom played a big role in her career, and she booked shows for her when she was first getting started. She was booking me in bars. I was playing in Texas, so my mom was, like, my booking agent. She was working with me, and she was kind of like my boss in a way, and I hated that,

because she was also my boss in life because she's my mom. And so that was a tough time. You know, I think if that happens, and you then become wildly rich and famous, you have to buy your mom at least two houses. If she was your early, minimally, yeah. So hopefully Miranda's hooked her up a couple times with a couple houses. All right. I'm Amy.

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With lunchbox There was a 911 call in Raleigh, North Carolina. Yeah, what's your emergency? Ah, yeah, there's some people fighting next door, a lot of screaming, I need police ASAP. So police respond, and they find out it's just Eli enjoying his birthday party with a bunch of friends. Why did it sound like something's going on?

Because the kids are running around screaming, playing football, and the cops are like, ah, just a mad neighbor because kids are having fun. let's have fun with them. So the cops put their badges down and played some football. So the neighbors were just complaining being bad neighbors. Yes, but the cop instead of breaking up the birthday party, played football, let them show them their guns, you know all that. No, they didn't show them their guns.

Remember the time lunchbox called the cops on his neighbors? It was a graduation party. And there was too many people. It was during COVID and they had way more than the allowed gathering of like 10. They had at least 50. So embarrassing. That's so embarrassing. That might be on the list of lunchbox cringiest moments.

Yeah. No. Mike, we should add that. Our listeners have been keeping a list of lunchbox's cringiest moments, which we think are hilarious. Some we do and some are like, ooh, but we'll debut them soon. They're really funny. Yes. I just think that if you're breaking the law, I needed to call because it was during COVID,

and we were saying you can't get more than this many people together. And they were obviously saying, you know what? I don't care about the law. That is a shirt. If you're breaking the law. like I needed a call. Lunchbox. All right, that's a good story, though.

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