The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Early Bird) Bobby Dubs Catie Offerman the ‘Forrest Gump’ of Country Music + Around the Room Fun Fact Friday + Easy Trivia + Mailbag: The Gentlemen’s Club Bachelor Party Debate

Episode Date: July 22, 2022

Catie Offerman stops by the studio to talk about her unique journey that led her to being an artist in Nashville and her song “Happy Land Trailer Park”. Bobby and the crew each share their most in...teresting fact inside of Fun Fact Friday. In the mailbag, a wife has an issue with her husband planning a bachelor party that involves a stop at a gentlemen’s club. We also play a round of Easy Trivia!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:07:07 We're about to talk to Katie Offerman. about Katie Offerman. She's from New Bromble's Texas. She grew up playing the accordion and the fiddle and the mandolin and the piano and the violin. She grew up on a horse farm. Her dad homeschooled her in the barn. She played polka music because she had to play these instruments and they were like, hey, let's polka tour. She's like, okay. She just got married in May and she met her husband through a mutual friend. Here is her song, Don't Do It in Texas. Just don't do it in Texas. It is now time to talk to Katie Offerman. show now. Katie Offerman. So I did a podcast with Katie and it was so interesting. I said, hey, come by the radio show too. Katie, good to see you again?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Good to see. Thanks for having me. Your story is so interesting. You know, I want to start with you were homeschooled on your ranch in a barn. Yeah. So what is it typical school day like? Oh, man. Well, we used to get up like at 4 a.m.
Starting point is 00:08:02 My dad was training horses but he also was like trying to run marathons. And so we'd get at 4 a.m. I was a chubby little kid And so like he'd want to get up and go run down our mile long ranch road And that would that piss me off Was it like PE? Was he like this in school? Probably he thought it'd like put and still good character in me
Starting point is 00:08:21 It actually just made me mad And so we'd do that as a family like my mom, my dad and me Go run out on the road, come back You know classic Texas homeschooler We'd have our Bible study And then uh then we go out to the barn and get to business Like at 7 a.m. So I was done by noon.
Starting point is 00:08:39 And then my dad would take me out on the ranch and teach me how to start a fire with a magnifying glass. Things that kids should know. I've used that a lot in my life. Usually taught by other kids. Right. But you say you had no friends. What about the goats? What about the hort?
Starting point is 00:08:51 Did you have, do you name them? Yeah, I had so many animal friends. Yeah. I mean, like I had Susie, my cow. Coco was my mean pony that was gifted to me because she bucked another kid off. You got a second hand pony. Right. I did.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I did. But we had everything. We had dogs. Guinea is not guinea pigs. but Gaines the bird. Turkeys, chickens, you know, sometimes we'd come home and they'd be slaughter in the backyard from the raccoons or the whatever it gets in.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I can't remember. Mountain lions, whatever. Bobcats. I'm getting sadder. The more animals you mentioned that kill them, I'm getting sadder. She's like, you know, just foxes. I want to play a clip of Don't Do It in Texas. This is from Katie Offerman.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Just don't do it in Texas. So how instrumental is Texas in your country music? Texas is my foundation, you know. I'm also just, I feel like, one of those proud Texans, as any Texan is. But even just like growing up on the ranch or playing triple fiddles in a Western swing band across Texas, you know, like I've put in a lot of hours and miles in Texas. And that has shaped me to who I am and the music too. Like, you know, Bob Will's or, you know, like even Johnny Gimble. I used to listen to music and love hearing, like, what was that fiddle solo or what was that, you know?
Starting point is 00:10:18 And, yeah, people like Johnny Gimble, like fiddle player, like, who my age even knows who he is. Can you hear something and play it back on fiddle just by ear? Yeah, it depends on, like, how complicated it is. But if you just heard, thumb-da-do-do-da-da-da-da-da-do. Yeah, I mean, yeah, just like that. Yeah, I mean, for the most part, I mean, you know, I don't know. I'm not even going to text you. Did you bring your fiddle?
Starting point is 00:10:44 I'm going to start singing you melodies. You're so, like, just all these instruments, like the accordion, that big thing that's a piano and then the buttons on the side with the strap. The fact that you played the accordion and then you played it in a polka band and you toured at 12 or 30. Like my mind is blown because that seems like there's a lot going on in that accordion. There's a lot going on. It's like pushing in and buttons and piano. It's like all that, right? Yeah, I think that's why it's in the closet right now because it's just, you know.
Starting point is 00:11:13 You know, there's only so many hours in the day. That thing, I mean, man, if you stop playing that thing, you get rusty really fast. Is it super heavy? It's heavy. I mean, I put it on like a couple weeks ago. I have the same accordion I had when I was 10 whenever I started. And even when I put it on now, I'm like, my God, you know, I'm exhausted. So I've been looking at really cheap, small accordions on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Same. Yeah, right. Except I don't know to play one. We can do dueling accordions. You're playing the opera September 2nd. I am. It's your debut. I'm really excited.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Who's going to come watch? Oh man Well my dad keeps calling telling me that some of his friends are driving up from Texas I'm like who are these people He's like you remember Gene
Starting point is 00:11:52 And whatever I'm like I don't actually Leroy Leroy is coming I heard So Leroy if you're listening I'm excited you're coming But my family You know Colby's mom's coming
Starting point is 00:12:03 My husband My mother-in-law She's coming And they're splitting time My father-in-law is going with her other child to the Iowa game because they're big football fans.
Starting point is 00:12:15 That's kind of my main flaw is I'm not a sports person. So I know you are. Yeah, I'm big sports person. Right. As most people are. Yeah, I'm big sports person. But it's exciting. You're playing the opera the first time ever.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I'm really excited. The opera is kind of, to me, the thing that makes it such a big deal is like, I remember my grandparents aren't alive anymore, but I remember like being on their porch and listening to records and talking about life and everything. And it was like, man, the opera was something that they got. they were like, wow, the chance to be able to play that one day. They wouldn't even have a clue what a publishing deal was or a record deal. Like, huh? You know? But I remember my parents driving me up when I was little and my grandparents
Starting point is 00:12:54 driving me up when I was little and we went and saw like Alison Krause at the Opry. And it's just like, to me, it's the best. It's like going to church. It was my grandmother too that got me so interested and now invested because I work with the opera and perform at the opera. Yeah. Same thing. I wouldn't, I mean, she wouldn't know what any of this stuff is that I do.
Starting point is 00:13:15 But if I were to have told her I could play the opera, she would be like, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. The first time I went up, and I will do comedy there, and I don't cover jokes. Jokes is something you don't cover. That's not really a thing. But I did, I covered my grandmother's favorite joke from Jerry Clower, my first time up as my final joke. Because I was just like, she would think this is the coolest thing ever. So now I'm going to cover a joke that she loved.
Starting point is 00:13:37 And so it's super special. I'm excited for you. Thank you. I know they're going to be watching. from above, but, you know, it's just, it's going to be a really special thing. And I can't wait. Now I'm like, am I going to get to play there again? You know, it's easy to start thinking about the next thing. But I'm just excited, honestly. Her name is Katie Offerman. You guys can follow her at Katie Offerman with the C.
Starting point is 00:13:58 And don't be surprised. I went to her Instagram and you can watch her sing in real live. I mean, she's seeing with, not in a studio. But then she grabs the fiddle and she kills the fiddle and you're just like, what in the world's happening? So quite the accomplished. accomplished musician, but really great singer. I know you said it was late until you found your voice, like your literal voice, but wow, really great. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:14:20 You know, I feel like, like I was saying earlier, it's like God gifted me with about 10 notes. So I think he knew that I knew what to do with that because there's a lot of people out there because, man, I think all the time, I'm like, and I'll admit it, I am, you'll find a thousand girls that can sing just, you know, all around me. That's not going to be me. But I just hope that whatever I do and whatever I say, I hope somebody believes. you know, and I hope that it is meaningful.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And because that's all I can do. All I can do is stand up there and play my songs and hope that somebody believes me, you know. We're going to play Happy Land Trailer Park. Let's do it. You wrote this with Joe Clemens and Rodney Klosson. Yes. It's a pretty good room.
Starting point is 00:15:00 So give me the gist of this song so when I play it, people understand what they're hearing. Yeah. It says in this song, everybody's got a different definition of the good stuff. And so, you know, yeah, It says Happy Land Trailer Park. And I have since Googled Happy Land Trailer Park and it does exist. So I'm thinking it could be a road trip in my near future.
Starting point is 00:15:21 But it's like, man, it doesn't have to be a trailer park. Whatever your happy place is, if that's sitting in your couch, a cup of coffee, you know, if it's with somebody you love, if it isn't, I have a sense of adventure. So for me, it's like, where can I go that I haven't been? Whatever that thing or that place or that person is in your life, it's like, I hope you find it. because life is short. And we wrote this in the middle of COVID and everybody was kind of down.
Starting point is 00:15:45 It's just like, man, go find that thing that like burns a fire inside of you. You know? And heck, maybe it will be happy Lynn trailer park when I drive there in Canada. And there is one in Canada and Oklahoma. So. I choose the Oklahoma one.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Right, right. It'd be easier to get to them. I'm going to go to both. I'll report back. But no, this has been so fun. And also, y'all were the first people. Like, I never heard myself on the radio before. And this song, y'all took a chance on it played.
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Starting point is 00:20:01 It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello. Bobby. I need some input on a disagreement between my husband and I. My husband is the best man in his friend's wedding this fall, and his best man he's responsible for playing to the bachelor party. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:20:19 My husband started a plan night of golfing and dinner, but then the groom asked, when are we going to the gentleman's club? Uh-oh. My husband informed him, I don't plan on going to a gentleman's club, but the groom is insisting. I do not agree with my husband going. He insists he has to go if that's what his friend wants, because it's his bachelor's. bachelor party, but I've included my husband. Based on my religious beliefs, going to this type of club is the equivalent of cheating. I also feel that the tradition for a bachelor party is meant to let the groom have one last crazy night, but my husband already tied the knot years ago, so he doesn't
Starting point is 00:20:58 need a crazy night. My husband feels I'm way overreacting. Since most of you on the shore, Married, what are your thoughts on you, your spouse, going to a gentleman's club? Am I overreacting to this, or should I let him go and push down my feelings about? doubted, or should my husband respect my feelings to tell his friends that he will decline to participate in this part of the night? Please help, and the input is greatly appreciated from a disputing wife. Here's the thing. In your home, you have your value system, and that should rank above everything else.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Now, your husband can plan all of it. He could actually pass it down and go, you know, for me, my morals do not allow me to go to this, or if his do, and he's like, hey, my wife can kill me. I can't take part in this part of it. So I'm going to pass it over to you and you have to plan this. So I'm going to go off and I'm going to dinner and I'm not going to go to that part. There is nothing wrong with that. I'll say first of all, I've never been to a gentleman's club ever.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I don't. That's not an equivalent to cheating to me. But I've never been. If he ain't doing the cheating, I don't think that's cheating. It's not for me. It's, but I don't think it's cheating. But if in your house, that's the rule, then that's the rule. I don't think he has to do it.
Starting point is 00:22:09 I don't. I don't think he has to go. Because if the groom's like, all right, I'm getting married, we all got to go kill somebody. Well, you're the groom. Yeah, it's your party. Right. You've always wanted. And there's not like a line that eventually, like, well, no.
Starting point is 00:22:21 The line is where it's set in your house. So I would say if this is something you're strongly against, communicate that. Hopefully he is receptive to that. And then he doesn't go, you are not out of your mind to say that and believe that. So everybody on the show is going to have a different opinion about this. I can already tell. Lunchbox is set up in his chair so high. He's just waiting to tell. He's like shot out of a rocket. So I say you are fine to say this and to enforce this. And I hope that if you feel that that's what you need to do, you do it.
Starting point is 00:22:54 My opinion. Lunchbox. Quit being the nagging wife. I mean, geez, he's going to a club where some women dance. He sits in a chair, has some beers with his friends. What's wrong with that? It's just like watching the movie Magic Mike. Oh my gosh. Are you cheating if you watch Magic Mike? Well, it's a bit different. One, because you don't see, ding dong, ding dong. And then two, it's on the screen. It's not humans. Who cares if it's humans?
Starting point is 00:23:18 He's there for his guys. He's here with the boys hanging out. He doesn't have to, you know, go up and get lap dances. Just because you're going, doesn't mean you're going to get lap dances and go up and give dollar bills at the stage. You can sit in your chair, drink beers. Nothing wrong with it. Quit being the nagging wife. And if you want to see how fun it is, go with him before the bachelor party and go to the club with him.
Starting point is 00:23:37 That's your advice to her who is against moral-related. How morally, I get out of here. I'm not. It ain't cheating either. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I agree. And most of my friends have been. Almost all my friends have been.
Starting point is 00:23:49 It's great. And I agree. It isn't something that they're like, it's like a huge deal to a dude. It's like to my dude friends have been, it's like, yeah, it's fun. But it's not like a big thing where they're like, oh, I finally just can't wait. It's just dumb and fun. Right. So I don't think guys are looking at it as like, this is my night.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Just go crazy. and oh, it's not. It's not the big deal to a guy. That being said, it's such a big deal to you for him not to go. That ranks above what he wants to do. But lunchbox, you've spoken. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Yeah, don't let him be the nerd at the bachelor party. My wife said I can't go. I got to stay in the hotel. He obviously has no problem with it because he's like, I need to go. You know, so he does not have those same religious and moral beliefs that I feel like. Amy. Well, I mean, I think that he does want to have a healthy relationship with his wife.
Starting point is 00:24:37 And sometimes that's hearing. what the other person's needs are, and she should not push down these thoughts at all. No, if this is how you feel, you express them, and if he chooses to go knowing how you feel, then we have bigger issues, because he should want to respect you just as you would respect him if the table's returned.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Eddie? I don't know why. Say what you really feel. I don't know why bachelors have to go to strip plus. I know it's a dumb. It's a dumb tradition. Because guys for me, I've been married for a long time, and it's always a thing.
Starting point is 00:25:08 You're going to a bachelor party? Are you going to a gentleman's club? And I'm just like, it's always, I would go. I would go. But since my wife has a problem with it, I'm always the one that says, hey, let's just, who wants to go? Who doesn't want to go? I'll stay. All right, the three of us will stay.
Starting point is 00:25:21 The rest of you guys go. I've been in the situation two times in my life. And one time I went, I got in big trouble. The next time, hey, I'll admit, got in big trouble. The next time, I said, guys, who's staying with me? Three of us. Cool. The rest of you guys have fun.
Starting point is 00:25:33 It's just not that big of a deal to it, dude. That's my point, meaning it's just dumb for a guy, but if it's so important for him not to go to you, I don't think he should go. Right. I agree with what you did and you stayed home the second time, probably because you learned. They learned. He got grounded. I've been there. Sometimes you've got to get grounded in order to learn your lesson, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:25:52 So stay strong, disputing wife. I think he should stay home and not go. But you think he's a nerd. He's a nerd if he doesn't go. He's going to be laughed at all the guys in back. Oh, my gosh. Okay, we'd really be laughed up by dudes you see every once in a while or have your wife want to kill you every day that you see all the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Yeah. I mean, that's the answer. Or tell your wife to relax a little bit. Eddie, when you laugh at? That never works. The words relax a little bit to my wife. Never. It actually makes things worse. Never make her relax. I say things to help her relax. Like, hey, what time to wrap your shoulders? Let me to rub your feet. Hey, you want to go tomorrow. You have a picnic? You know what helps her not relax? Relax. Like a little bit. That never works. All right. Thank you for the email disputing wife. You're all good. That is the mailbag. Close it up. It on your air
Starting point is 00:26:36 Now it's found to close Bobby's mailback Yeah Starting us off on Fun Fact Friday Here is Amanda Fun Fact Friday Your foot is as long as your forearm Like your old and radius bone
Starting point is 00:26:52 Your forearm Yeah that's the same size as your foot Love y'all Bye My foot Let me do this Right here Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:58 I'm in the game of twister up here See My foot's been growing a little bit though So it's bigger than your fore My forearm. My forearm. I think it's a little longer than my forearm. That's interesting, though. I bet there's some truth to that.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Fun fact Friday. All right, around the room, everybody brings Fun Fact. Amy, you're up. Nicholas Cage was once arrested for public intoxication and bailed out by a fan who happened to be a bail bondsman. That's pretty funny. The bail bondsman. Dog the bounty hunter. Wow, he just elevated.
Starting point is 00:27:31 It went from a cool story to a really cool story. All right, fun fact, lunchbox. You're up. Lopez is the reason we have Google images. That separate tab when you go to Google and you click images, they created that. After the 2000 Grammys, Jennifer Lopez wore a dress. So many people were searching it. They were like, we got to create an images page.
Starting point is 00:27:50 That green one? The green Versace. And that's how we got Google Images. You're smiling really weird and creepy. You guys don't think that's... I do. I think it's interesting. That is so interesting that Jennifer Lopez, I mean, she brings this music, movies,
Starting point is 00:28:03 and Google Images. That's how we can Google Hotties in swimsuits. There's a lot. All right, Eddie, you have a fun fact. Go. The first speeding ticket ever issued was in 1896, and he was going eight miles per hour. He got a speeding ticket for going eight?
Starting point is 00:28:21 Like on a horse? No, it was in a car. But the speed limit was two, buddy. How do you go two in a car? I don't know, man. How do you go two walking? No acceleration, I guess. Wow, so what was the ticket?
Starting point is 00:28:33 Did it say? money, means. They said at that time, it was a record. Like, whoa, this is the fastest anyone has gone. But there's no, like, what they charged. No, no, no. Morgan, your fun fact. So before alarm clocks existed, people used nails fixed onto candles to wake up.
Starting point is 00:28:49 So they knew how to calculate the candle burning time. It would put the nail at the right time they wanted to wake up. And as soon as the candle melted, the nail would fall. Make a noise. Wake the person up. What? It's like ice, right? It puts on the ice.
Starting point is 00:29:02 It melts. and then it falls. Oh, I'm up. That's crazy. Yeah. There were also people called knockers that you would hire and they would come with sticks and they were like the neighborhood wake in a pack on the window to wake people up. Wow. But the problem is what if the knocker fell asleep. Who did the knocker hire? Who did your therapist go to for therapy? Yeah. So, yeah, wow. That's pretty cool. It was like to literally the, like you hear the alarm. It's a nail hitting the ground. Yep.
Starting point is 00:29:26 That's a good one. Mine's back in the day too. So George Washington was really tall for back in the day. He was in the point five percent. of tall people. He was six foot two. The average male was 5-5. Wow. Back in that time. Wow, Ray'd be a giant. Ray would be, well, normal. I don't know about a giant, but he'd be normal. What are you, Ray? 5'6, but shrinking. But if you were 6-2, you were like a 6-8 or 6-9 guy now.
Starting point is 00:29:50 So, and George Washington was massive at the time. But you know, George Washington, he was like a crazy military guy, right? The general. Yeah, we just think of him as being the guy with the puffy hair. And, of course, he was a general, but, like, he was like, really popular and like really aggressive fighting. He was a, you know, big fighter won a lot of a lot of battles. But I thought being 6-2
Starting point is 00:30:11 was, I knew I missed my time. I know, I'm 6-1. They asked me to the doctor how tall I was the other day. And I said, I don't know, why don't we measure? And I knew I had on some really tall shoes. Six-one? Yeah, tall-shoes. I said what I said. I'll leave it there. Fun Fat Friday. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:30:27 With Amy. Yeah, I'll make something good. There's a little girl. Her name is Avery, and right now she's nine years old, but over the past few years, she has operated her own lemonade stand. And some kids that do that, they like to pocket the cash for themselves, but not Avery. She has been donating all of the money to local animal shelters. And before you think, I'm talking like 30 bucks, 50 bucks, 100 bucks, she just raised $1,040 for an animal shelter just last week in Pennsylvania. That's really great. You know, you almost got to be a kid within lemonade stand these days.
Starting point is 00:31:04 I don't think of lunchboxes were just selling lemonade on the side of the road. We should try that. I also think maybe somebody would shut him down for not having a permit or... Well, you know, there's some places shut kids down for not having a permit, which is so sad. Yeah. I mean, I get it. But the cool part, too, is that Avery wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up. So that's why she's so passionate about selling the lemonade to help out the animals.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Avery, that's awesome. I don't know if you're listening, but if you are, that's really cool. and I hope you keep doing that. And I'd love to see lunchbox try a lemonade stand. Me too. Just randomly. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Starting point is 00:35:09 APUS. Dot. It's time for easy trivia. Amy, you're up first. Okay. Company slogans is the category. Just Do It is the slogan of what company? Nike.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Correct. Lunchbox. Breakfast of Champions. is the slogan of what cereal? Wheaties. Correct. Our returning champion, he is wearing a crown
Starting point is 00:35:35 because he is last season's champion. It's a tiara. Yes. It's like a crown, though. No, it's like a tiara. Yeah, it is. It keeps going and going and going, Eddie. What slogan?
Starting point is 00:35:45 What company? That's Energizer. Correct. Morgan, Taste the Rainbow is the slogan of what candy? Skittles. That is correct. Nice job, everybody.
Starting point is 00:35:53 You would move on to the next round. Now, if you miss it, you're eliminated, you eliminated, you're boned. You've been boned. You don't want to hear that. All right, it's easy. It's still going to be super easy this round.
Starting point is 00:36:06 The category is sports. Oh, awesome. Amy, a puck is used in what professional sport? Hockey. Correct. Lunchbox, how many holes are there on the golf course? 18. Good.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Eddie, how many points is a field goal worth in football? Field goal is three points. Correct. Oh. Morgan, how many bases are there on a baseball field? There are four bases. Yeah, I would have taken four or three, honestly, because you could have said home plate's a plate.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I know, I was like, it's home. We'll go with four. Good, good, good, good. All right, you're all moving on. Nice job. All right. It gets a little harder. Amy, great whites and hammerheads in the category of animals
Starting point is 00:36:51 are what type of animal? Sharks. Correct. Lunchbox, what country is the home of the kangaroo Australia Good Eddie what's a bronosaurus
Starting point is 00:37:05 It's a dinosaur Good Morgan what do you call young frogs or toads What's a tiny frog or toad? Oh a young Oh my gosh I mean a tadpole
Starting point is 00:37:19 That's correct Yeah Oh my gosh that's tough I just read them as a list Oh man The next category Classic cartoons Oh
Starting point is 00:37:29 No. Easy trivia. Okay. Amy, what's the name of Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend? The donkey is E-Ore. The donkey is E-Ore. Lunchbox, the mystery machine, is a vehicle from what famous cartoon? Scooby-Doo.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Correct. He's smarter than the average bear. But what's the name of that smart person? Yeah, that's a yogi boo-boo. That's yogi bear. Correct, good job. Bedrock. Morgan.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Oh, boy. Bedrock is the home of what classic cartoon family? I do believe that is the Flintstone. Okay, we're all still here. This never happens where everybody lasts this long. The category is presidents. Oh, wow. Eddie's got this right now.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Cute. Amy, what's the minimum age to be president? 35. Correct. Would you guys miss that one? Oh, 100%. Lunchbox. What president is associated
Starting point is 00:38:33 with chopping down a cherry tree? Huh? If you win this one, you're in the lead for the season, lunchbox. Yeah, well, I don't know a president that's chopped down a cherry tree. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:38:44 What president is associated with chopping down a cherry tree? Man, but I know he's not a president. The only first thing that popped in my head was Johnny Appleseed, but he ain't a president. Or was he? No, Johnny Appleseed is not a president.
Starting point is 00:39:00 What president was associated with chopping? The cherry tree. What is a cherry tree had to do being a president? I don't understand. Jefferson.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Well, the story goes, true or false, true or not true, that this president said, I cannot tell a lie. When his dad said, hey, who chopped down the cherry tree? He said, I can't lie.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I chopped down the cherry tree. And so from that story, we're supposed to believe that he was a great, great man who couldn't lie. He's so honest. And that president was, George Washington. You've been boned.
Starting point is 00:39:40 What, but his nickname, I thought you were going to say Abraham Lincoln because his name's honest Abe. More than one person can be honest. Eddie, what president's on the five dollars? They just answered the question. Well, yeah, after you gave the whole story. We knew it.
Starting point is 00:39:53 We knew it. It's okay. What president's on the $5 bill, Eddie? E. Oh, my gosh. The one is George. The 10 is Hamilton. 20 is
Starting point is 00:40:09 Jefferson What president is on the $5 bill, Eddie? Bones, I think it's Abraham Lincoln. Is that your answer? I think, yeah. Correct. Wow! Scuba looked up and discussed
Starting point is 00:40:22 when you didn't know that answer. Why? That's $5. $10 bill, another five. Ask not what your country can do for you. Morgan. Ask what you can do for your country. Is a quote from what president?
Starting point is 00:40:35 Dang, I could have finished the quote. Don't know. The president, though. Johnny Appleseed. This is a solid one. Okay. Was it one of the ones that fought in a war? Not that I know their names, but probably one of those.
Starting point is 00:40:54 John Adams? That'd be cool. Yeah, that's all I got in my brain. So John Adams. Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country. That would be. JFK.
Starting point is 00:41:09 You've been boned. Well, I bragged on all of you that you all got to that round and then two of you died off. Amy and Eddie, you're moving on. Two smartest. The category is science.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Oh, that's tough. Amy, what's the colored part of the human eye called? Okay. Okay, it's called the Iris. The Goo Goo Goo Doll sang a song about it. It is Iris. Wow.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Good one, Amy. Okay. Thank you. Eddie, what's the name of the table of chemical elements arranged in order of atomic number? Yes, yes, yes. That is the periodic table. That's correct. Amy, in the same category of science.
Starting point is 00:41:57 What's the name of the sugar-rich liquid that bees collect from plants and they use to make honey? Nectar. Correct. Oh, my gosh. She's so good. That's a good one. How many senses do humans have, Eddie? Smell, taste, see, hear, and touch.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Five. Correct. Next category Disney villains Let's go Amy Curella DeVille is the villain
Starting point is 00:42:25 in what Disney movie 101 Dalmatians Yes Eddie Scar is the villain and what Disney movie That is the Lion King Correct Amy Ursula
Starting point is 00:42:35 Is the villain in what Disney movie Mermaid Correct Oh my gosh Jafar is villain in what Disney movie That's Aladdin
Starting point is 00:42:46 Correct The category is Superhero Yes! Let's go What superhero's real name is Peter Parker, Amy? Spider-Man. Correct. Eddie, Steve Rogers. What the...
Starting point is 00:42:59 Steve, who? What superhero's real name is Steve Rogers? Steve Rogers? I have never heard of Steve Rogers. That's Captain America. Correct. Wow! Wow, I've never heard of that.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Amy, what superhero's real name is Bruce Banner? Let's go. You've been boo. Who is it? I don't. The Hulk. Wow, Eddie, for the win. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Wakanda is the fictional home to what superhero? Bones for the win? Give me Black Panther. That's correct. There he is. He hit him with a Steve Rogers and held on tight. I have no idea about Steve Rogers. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:48 You did it again, Eddie. You take the lead in the series. Say something to your people. Oh, guys, we're going to win this one. Stay with me. Don't worry. We're going to win this one. Our big winner, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Nice job. A voicemail from Andy in New York. I was just wondering if Ray's song of the summer is out yet. We're pretty well into the summer at this point. Just curious if there's any news on that one yet. Thanks, guys. Love the show. Appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Ray told us months ago he knew a secret song of the summer that was coming out. It was a collab, and the whole music industry was going to be like bopping along. I don't know the song either. Where is it? So it is out, but I checked in our system. We have a thing called Music Point. It just hasn't been sent to radio yet for whatever reason. I don't know what they're waiting for.
Starting point is 00:44:35 But I did DM. I probably won't get a response. But the artists that are involved in it, I DM'd them. And I was like, hey, when is radio going to get to play this song? But if it's out, you can say the song. But I mean, maybe it's a secret single that they haven't told anybody about and they wanted them. A secret single, but it's like everybody just wants their songs played regardless, single or not. But you know how they say impacting radio.
Starting point is 00:44:52 But it doesn't matter. They will never say, but don't play it. But I don't know if they're ready. for the impact. Okay, here we go. Who did you DM? Okay. They're not ready for the impact. Ray also has an envelope in there and he has somebody in country music that has secretly got a divorce or is getting a divorce and he sealed it. Correct. When he knew it. In March. It was that long ago. And Scooba signed it so it's official. But we still don't know who it is and they haven't announced it yet. I haven't seen it on any websites. Do you still think they're getting
Starting point is 00:45:21 divorced or are divorced? Yeah, no. The person I told me it was in total confidence. I said, I can't believe nobody's talking about it. Major star. Oh, yeah. Huge. And someone we're not going to expect. You could expect it, but I mean, they've been in the studio and stuff. Everything seems hunky-dory.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Like they've been here a lot? No, they've been here. They've been here since the divorce? Yeah. Since the divorce. So, but we just don't know they're divorced. Correct. Why do you say it like that?
Starting point is 00:45:45 I mean, all that's correct. Yeah. And so it's not anyone that I've texted you privately. No. Like on rumors that I've heard. And now I'm texting Ray all like the secret stuff I hear. Now he gets all my information. too because I'm just trying to figure out who it is.
Starting point is 00:45:57 And he's like, nope. Don't do that. So there's probably nothing in there, and he's just getting all the inside. No, there's something. Okay, well, those two things we don't know the answer to yet. Hopefully soon, though.
Starting point is 00:46:07 That's what you've said. You've said it since March. Probably secret because it's private. All right. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A surgeon is in trouble after removing a belly button without consent during surgery.
Starting point is 00:46:22 A woman was getting an umbilical hernia repair and something went wrong, so he had to remove the belly button. Well, the problem is he failed to even ever tell her about it post-stop, and she was wrapped up and bandages for a week. Finally, she was able to remove them and she looked down, and she had no belly button. What's a big deal?
Starting point is 00:46:40 He didn't tell her. It's a belly button. I have a third of a belly button from a surgery when I was a kid. I've never once cried and thought, oh, I wish you had a belly button. It's not a big deal. But he never disclosed, hey, so this could. go wrong and I might have to remove your belly button.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Do I have your consent? And then also he never told her and she was surprised. That I can understand. But how is this a new story? It didn't a big deal. Well, he's in trouble. I support this doctor. Really? Like the board of surgeons or health or something. They're investigating him.
Starting point is 00:47:13 We have to vote on this every year as the Board of Doctors. Oh yeah, you're a doctor now. He messed up, but it just sounds like a big story for a belly button does nothing. But it's a belly button. Like it'd be weird if I look down to my belly button was fun. He didn't take it by accident. He took it because it needed to be taken in the surgery and then just forgot to write a little note. Oopsie. Mm-hmm. And so now... Right. He should have that. Okay. Well, okay. Oopsie. Find him 50 bucks. $50. Let them get back to work. Belly button, I don't think that's that big a deal. All right, what else?
Starting point is 00:47:42 Authorities are reminding people to watch out for online cat scams. A recent case involved the loss of $24,000 worth of gift cards to buy a sphinx cat that was listed online. You would have felt You follow up with this. A fink cat. That's the hairless one. And according to the feds, cases like these are not uncommon. So stay alert. Well, you paid how much for a cat that never came?
Starting point is 00:48:04 I just did the deposit. How much was that? Okay, so that's my point. And then we start talking about it on the air and saying, we're going to out the person and all of a sudden, it gets a refund. Yeah. And they kept saying, oh, we can't find the cat.
Starting point is 00:48:15 They were in Louisiana. Hey, and what's that shady? Like someone selling cats from Louisiana. Yeah. I'm kidding. It means nothing. All right, what else? You may know Dylan Scott from his song, My Girl. Yeah, that's my girl in the passenger seat.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Well, it turns out he grew up 30 minutes away from Tim McGraw in Louisiana, but they have never met. And he said he's been in Nashville for 11 years now, just waiting and waiting for the day that he crosses paths with Tim McRall. And I just got me curious, like, for you, Bobby, is there anybody in town that you haven't met or interviewed yet, that you're just waiting to cross paths with or interview? No, I'd say more like avoiding.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Like that's, that's happening. That's funny. I do that a lot. Yeah. No, I think we're pretty lucky on the show that we've built this monster of, we're in hundreds of cities and we get to kind of pick, right? That's cool. But there are people that I just am avoiding.
Starting point is 00:49:14 So you're not waiting? I'm not waiting. I'm like the opposite of waiting. So, yeah, they'll meet. But also Dylan Scott's like, man, he's right down the road, never got to play with him in the yard. He's like 20 years older than you, man. You can't play in the cul-de-sac with Tim McGraw. That's true.
Starting point is 00:49:29 I mean, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home there's something good. Kim Durkey bought an Apple Watch because you know she wants to track her fitness. Oh, how many steps did I get? Oh, how did that run?
Starting point is 00:49:47 What's my heart rate? Well, in May, she goes to sleep. middle of the night, Apple Watch wakes her up and says her heart numbers are off. It's her, I don't even know how to say these words, artreel fibrillation. Why would you try? And why would you take that story? No, no, just let me get going. I'm with you. I like the story. And she's annoyed. It wakes her up in the middle night.
Starting point is 00:50:05 She's like, man, this stupid watch goes back to sleep. Next night, it wakes her up again. What did it say? Yeah. Her numbers were off her artrial fibrillation. I wouldn't know how to say that either. It is off. It's off. I'd say our heart's messed up. Her numbers are off.
Starting point is 00:50:19 And she goes, if this watch does it again, I'm going to throw it in the trash. Oh. And she goes to sleep. Third night in a row, wakes her up. She goes, okay, I'm going to go to the emergency room and I'm going to see what's going on. There was a tumor growing blocking her heart. Wow. And the watch alerted it to her and she had surgery and there was a four centimeter and it was growing rapidly and what she would have died.
Starting point is 00:50:39 You aren't that off unless it's called an atrial fibrillation. Possibly. Yeah. Whatever. What I say? Artrial. But I don't. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:50:51 But you weren't that off. But it's spelled A-T. Yeah, we're good on that. A-trial. A-trial. A-trial, maybe. But my father-in-law has this and it's a fib. That's an easy way to say it so that you don't have to try to say the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Just a-fib. Why didn't they write that in the story? Yeah, why didn't they write that in the story? They're trying to write the big words. But yes. I wouldn't have gone to the emergency room, though. I mean, I might have called me like, hey, can I get in next week? This is saying this.
Starting point is 00:51:16 I wouldn't have gone. to go to the emergency room. I mean, how crazy is it that the third night she's trying like, okay, I'm going to go to the ER, and if they tell me nothing's wrong, I'm going to throw this watch away, and her blood supply of the heart was being cut off and she was going to die. Yeah, that's awesome. Wow, you're really dramatic there. And so she had surgery
Starting point is 00:51:32 and the tumor's gone. Boom. Boom. All right, there you go. Great story. You know what my Apple Watch does? Nothing. I don't know I do anything with it. Well, then you're good. You're healthy. I don't know that it does that. It doesn't do anything for me, except tell time and dies. That's all it is.
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