The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Early Bird) Brand New Easy Trivia! + Fun Fact Friday + Mailbag: Road Rage Incident With Boss

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

We kick off the weekend by starting a brand-new season of Easy Trivia! We go around the room and see if everyone can answer these easy questions. And learn something new today with Fun Fact Friday!  Bobby opens the mailbag and helps a listener whose fiancé got into a road rage incident with her boss and now he wants her to leave her job. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he's been wearing Elvis hat a lot lately. He's always loved Elvis Presley, but I feel like the movie is reignited. his Elvis Love, our video producer, Eddie. Hey, thank you very much. You're welcome very much. I want to shout out my 9-year-old because he's awesome. He got a homework assignment yesterday, and it wasn't, it's not even due till Monday.

And he came to me last night before I went to bed and said, Dad, I'm done with my project. Check it out. I'm like, wow, I wish all the boys, like, just take note. I called all the kids downstairs, take note. Look what they did. Oh, they hated it. I bet they love him right now. But he's the old.

No, nine, he's not the oldest. He's the second oldest. I bet the oldest really hated that. Oh, dude, he was just like, oh, cool, dad. Who cares? Because the oldest, he's always late. His, all his projects, they're always turned in like a day late. Is your nine-year-old completely different, though, in that respect?

100% different. Like, on-time places. Yeah. He's the first one up in the morning. It's crazy how you can have different personalities. Yeah. And I don't know who we gets that from. I think me, probably.

No, I don't think. No, I don't know you. Yeah, I don't think you at all. All right, next up, he wants me to introduce him tonight. to the Miz. He's a big real world fan. Not really a wrestling fan, but it's all real world based. Yeah, real world back to New York. And I'll be with the Ms. tonight, apparently. I've never met him before

at the I Heart Radio Music Festival. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. I just want to say good luck to my wife. As this weekend, she ventures to go to her 20-year high school reunion and I want her to walk in that wherever it's at. I don't know if it's a bar, restaurant at the high school gymnasium. And I want

all those guys to be like, man, we had a dime piece right here in front of us all these years. and we let her get away and she married a celebrity. So, hey, good luck. Hasn't he said recently she's past her prime? Uh-huh. Well, yeah, but they still can realize, dang, we had that dime piece here and she married a celebrity, so she was pretty dang hot.

What is the dime piece? Yeah, what is that? So what's a dime piece? A perfect 10. 10, dine. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, I don't know.

I don't speak that. What's the cooler compliment that they say, look at the dime piece or she married a celebrity? That's what he's trying to say. Married a celebrity. I think. But both are cool. Both are awesome. But yeah, I mean, it's a big deal.

20-year high school reunion, so have fun. All right, there he is. Next up, you know, we all mostly wore headphones for a living. And Amy's the only person who the last couple of years, she's never wavered from the $2 pair of corded Apple Airbuds from iPhone 6. All right. Okay, so butterboards are all the rage right now. So if you happen to be hosting something at your house,

I highly recommend you Google this and check it out. It's like a chakrudery board. Like a slip and slide? Meat and cheese normally. But no, you get like wooden block or board and you spread butter all over it. Different butters? You can do different butters, yeah. One butter seems weird.

I would just eat the butter. Well, what I've seen like on TikTok is it covers the whole board and butter, but then you can season it in different sections with like different herbs and salt and spices and whatnot. So in honey, make a sweet version of it and then serve it with different types of bread. And voila, you have a butterboard, which is all. Also a conversation starter because a lot of people probably haven't seen a butterboard. Yeah, I'm still working on NyQuil chicken. After that, I'll get to the.

Yeah, this is real and safe. Over there. All right. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he likes a good virgin drink. And every weekday morning, he makes you think, Bobby Bowie. Wow. Yeah, we get better and better. Okay.

So, I'm going to tell you about a little scam. And I almost, I kind of fell for it, but I stopped myself just in time. So I keep my personal email box extremely clean. I don't even check my work email. I don't know what's been over there. The only person who occasionally checks is Mike D. I'm like, hey, will you check that work email? My personal email, I don't like any junk.

I don't get anything. And if I do delete, flag, unsubscribe, a new scam is you'll get one of those and you'll unsubscribe, but it's set up perfectly like that. So when you hit unsubscribe, it takes you to a bad link. Oh, no. So the email is not to actually be read. It's to make you want to unsubscribe because it's annoying. When you hit unsubscribe, that link is actually a link.

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So if you hit unsubscribe, if you even unsubscribe, I don't know. If you hit that and it goes, we don't trust this website. Don't go to it. It's a new scam. There you go. A little PSA here.

Good to know. But I thought it was a brilliant one. They're going to get us. They're going to get us eventually. I'm starting to think I've already fallen for that one. Uh-oh. All right, guys, welcome to the show. Big guests today, a lot of games.

Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. Last week, my fiance got into a road rage incident with my boss. Ooh. That's not good. Ooh.

My fiance is not pleased to know that I'm working for a hothead. and while he's at the point where he can move on, it seems like a huge red flag to experience such unprofessional and flat out rude behavior from someone I work for. What should I do? Should I find a new job?

Keep this on the back burner? Go above them? Thanks so much. New to the West. New to this job. Let's go to the road rage expert. Well, Eddie, road rage is like crazy. Whoa, whoa.

He's like Mr. Nice guy. I'm like a highway vigilante. You're not a vigilante. It's not your job. It's not your job to shut people down or yell at people. Like if someone's passing people Real quick, I just get on the other lane to slow him down a little bit.

But that's not your job. I like that. That could awesome cause an accident. So I don't think you quit your job because of what your boss did in a personal setting. If he's not assaulting, like, I don't know. It just so happened. It was your fiance. If we couldn't be friends or work with people that did have road rage, I couldn't work with Eddie.

But he doesn't bring that into this room. No, I'm very peaceful here. Yeah, you're peaceful in every other part of your life. But what if he roadraged Caitlin? That's a good example. Then I would just beat him up and be like, all right, see tomorrow at work. and then we can move on Yeah, yeah

Turn the page I guess it depends if he knew it was Caitlin or not If he didn't And he was just being road ragey I would be like well That's Eddie Okay But I don't think you go

And you look for a new job I think it's awkward And you have that talk Hey, here you have my fiance I had a little incident at work Sorry about that And you move on I just feel like

If the tables were flipped And it was The employee doing that To the boss The boss would be like I don't want my employee Doing that You're out of here

No you don't fire somebody for road rage when it has nothing to do with work. You never say like, man, you mess with the wrong guy today. I'm your boss and you're out. No, I've never said that, eh? Okay. Ever in my home. Ever, ever, ever being a boss? Ever. Never.

Never. Okay. I think if it happens out of work and it's not somebody drunk driving or it's a crime or you just let it be considered out of work. Man, he bumper tapped. I know. I don't, I can't. It's like the guy who punched the hole through the windshield a few days ago. The back windshield? I can't believe that happens. The people do that. Beyond a meet guy. Yeah. Don't bumper tap. Don't be road ragey

because you never know who's got a gun. Yeah. but I don't think it's something that affects you at work as far as you having to pick a new job. Just have that awkward conversation. Hey, I'm sorry that happened between you guys. He is sorry. And then just get out of there.

Get out of the office and go do your job. Don't quit. Anybody argue with that? No. You can't quit. It didn't happen at work. And he also, again, wasn't drunk driving. He didn't get a DUI.

It wasn't one of those situations. Okay, thank you. That's the email. Close it up. We got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close. Mailback. Yeah. It's time for Fun Fact Friday.

Fun Fact Friday. Amy, what's your fun fact of the week? Well, Jessica Simpson developed an addiction to nicotine because she thought Nicorette was regular gum. Crazy. She would just chew it. Oh, man. And then she was addicted. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I wonder if it tastes better, if it tastes like a tingle. I never had it. I don't want to try because I don't want to get the nicotine fit. Yeah. Dang, that's unfortunate because she didn't know, right? No. Eddie, what you're fun fact?

Bones, how far do you think Russia is from Alaska? Now, be honest with me. 90 miles. Right? That sounds about right. Nope, it's 2.5 miles. There are pieces of islands that are so close to each other that one belongs to Russia and two and a half miles away, there's an Alaskan island. And sometimes the ocean freezes right there.

You can walk right across. Really? Yeah. To the other island. It just feels so far away, but it's like the Caribbean in Florida or like Cuba. Oh, yeah, exactly. You like throw a rock and land over there. It's like 60 miles or something.

Yeah, that's still close, though. It's very close. It's way close. All right, let's go to Ramundo. Ramundo. Yeah, you should always brew your coffee and make it at a temperature you can drink right away because within two minutes, you lose 70% of the coffee bean flavor. So you see somebody sucking on it all day?

Pretty much flavorless. Or I guess if it's so hot, they have to let it sit. Right, that's not smart. Never thought about that. I did not know that. Okay. Morgan. The Golden Girls were supposed to have a different theme song. The show's producers wanted to use Bet Midler's song Friends,

but the rights to the song were too expensive. I don't know that song. I don't either. Oh, Ray. Got a clip? But you got to have a frame. Two things. One, kind of a jam. That could have worked.

Never heard it, but kind of a jam. And two, I like how Morgan calls for a clip. Ray, clip. Ray, clip. That's funny. Thank you, Morgan. Turn that up. It's our new theme song now.

That works though. That one works. Oh, yeah, I like that sound. And finally, my fun fact. George R.R. Martin is the guy that invented, created Game of Thrones, wrote it. Made tons of money. Massive, right? He doesn't really spend a bunch of his money.

He did buy two houses on the same street in Santa Fe, New Mexico, one to live in, and another house right beside it to put all his toys and collectibles. Wow. That's splurgeoning. Because you know the guy that wrote Game of Thrones got a lot of collectibles. Uh-huh. Fun fact Friday. Yay!

Come on! It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So we're going to go back to the end of last semester before summer break. This girl is at the University of Tampa and has to fly home to New York for the summer. Well, she has this pet beta fish, Theo. And when she gets to the Southwest ticket counter, they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, you can't fly with the fish.

Sorry, it's not going to work. Well, then two Southwest employees tell her, We will take care of your pet fish over the summer, and when you return to college in the fall, we'll give it back to you. That's crazy. Yeah. You should have hired them to take your fish for it died. Still be here.

Yeah. But I'm like 60 bucks richer. That's pretty cool. But shout out to. Yeah, Ishmael and Jamie, they returned the beta fish, Theo, safely to Kira, and she's now back at the University of Tampa. Fish is all good all summer long. It's like it got a little summer vacay.

That's pretty cool. Yeah. They also had something fun to talk about. about at work. And those beta fish are hard to kill. Although, wasn't that the guy you had? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

No, I've heard that too. They're hard to kill. But Amy did it. Yeah, she did. Well, my tank got a disease. The snails were a bad idea. Now you're blaming it on the tank. The snails maybe released something into the tank.

Yeah. I don't know what happened. It's tragic. Both snails died. The fish died. And it wasn't all at one. We're just happy it didn't spread to the humans. Right.

Right. But hey, Theo's alive. Yes. And well. Those agents are amazing. That's really cool. Southwest, they documented it all on their Twitter, took pictures, update, so it was a very

cute story. That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. It's a brand new season of Easy Trivia, where our champion is putting on his tiara. Lunchbox is the champion. You hear that? That's the ground. The crowd is in the building.

All right, easy trivia, you should not miss these questions. Lunchbox, and the champ, which people are shocked by, you will go first. Oh. Easy Trivia, famous athletes. What sports? Did Michael Jordan play? Basketball and baseball. Okay.

What sport does Rinaldo play, Eddie? That's soccer bones. Correct. Hey Morgan, Derek Jeter. What sport does he play? That's baseball. Correct. Amy, what sport did Peyton Manning play?

Football. Good. Easy trivia. Everybody's alive. So Lunchbox has the tiara. He is wearing it. He is the champion. Overall championships, Eddie 4, Amy won, Lunchbox 1.

Boom. How many for Morgan? None. And if Draft Kings were to do the odds And who's going to win this season? Lunchbox to be the favorite, two to one. What? Eddie, four to one.

Amy, eight to one. I mean, you have a one and eight chance to be the champion. And Morgan, 40 to one. Hey, I'm the one they can make the most money off of, okay? Yeah, you never want to be. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Put a dollar on it. Maybe top stuff.

All right, let's go. Round two easy trivia. The category is Tom Hanks movies. Yep, I've seen a couple. Life is like a box of chocolates. Is what movie, Lunchbox? Boris Gump. Correct.

Eddie, what's the name of the Tom Hanks movie about the real, life, all-American women professional baseball league. That's a league of their own. Correct. Morgan, what movie does Tom Hanks play Colonel Tom Parker? Oh, is that the Green Mile? Incorrect.

Dang. You've been boo. I don't know. What is it? Elvis. Oh, dang, I'm watching that right now. I just watched that. I would never got, I don't know. Colonel. Yeah, that's okay. I forgot his name was Colonel. Oh, man. But you can make the most money off, Morgan. Hey, those odds just went out.

Hey. Morgan's gone. I'm in it for the fun, okay? That's quick. Amy, what Tom Hanks' movies about his character being stuck on a stranded island? Um, oh. Um, um, uh, Wilson. What's it called?

You've been bow. Cast away. Oh, dang. Oh, my goodness. We lost two that quick? I was waiting for I am your captain. That's the earliest we've ever lost two people. I know.

The second round. Well, hey. Well, we'll... We're down to. Two, easy trivia. Lunchbox, the current champion. Hey. You like your odds?

Oh, of course I do. I love the one-on-one with lunchbox. The category is famous U.S. fruits and veggies. Famous U.S. foods and veggies. What U.S. state is known for Peaches, Lunchbox? Georgia. Correct. Why do you say it like that?

What U.S. state is known for oranges, Eddie? Florida. Correct. Come on. Category's famous inventors. Lunchbox. Who is the most famous person that was on the team that invented Apple? Steve Jobs.

I'll accept it. That's the answer. Wozniak, I would have also taken. Oh, I was like, oh. Eddie. Stressful. Who invented Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg.

Correct. In the same category. Lunchbox, who invented the telephone? Alexander Graham Bell. Correct. Eddie, who invented the light bulb? Thomas Edison. Correct.

Wow. Okay, moving on. The category is country music groups. Love it. Lunchbox, Kimberly Schlappmann and Karen Fairchild are members of what group? Little Big Town. Correct. Yeah.

Eddie, Natalie, Marty, Emily, make up what country group? Those are the chicks. That's correct. Next category is pop music. Yep. Lunchbox. Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, and Beyonce made up which group? Destiny's Child.

Correct. Eddie, what boy band was Harry Stiles once in? One Direction. Correct. Same category. Lunchbox. What pop star slash actress is now featured on the show? Only murders in the building.

Selina Gomez. Correct. Yeah. Let's go. Eddie, we found love. Umbrella and Disturbia are all songs by what pop artist. Rihanna. Correct.

The next category is measurements. Easy trivia. Two remain. This is not good. Measurements. Lunchbox, how many inches in a foot? 12. Correct. Eddie, how many degrees are in a circle?

360. Correct. Lunchbox, how many millimeters are in a centimeter? Got him. Huh? How many millimeters are in a centimeter? He's measuring with his fingers. I don't even know what a centimeter is.

Oh, gosh. This slow things down. I'll just go 10. Correct. How did you do that? Wow, wow, wow. Eddie. How many ounces are in a point?

pint. I knew you're going to do this. ounces every single time. A pint is eight ounces. Oh, is it six? Oh, gosh. Let him keep guessing.

You've been boo. Yes! Yes! Good job, lunchbox. Maybe Draft King's on to some of those odds. They know what they're doing. Wow. Lunchbox won. He is America's favorite player. That's a good.

Wow. Lunchbox wins, easy trivia. I mean, you always worry about that championship hangover, but it didn't exist that round. Let's go. No sophomore slum for this guy. Let's go. Let's go. This is a voicemail from Linda and Dana from Covington, Louisiana. We listen to you guys every morning for our morning commute. You make it much more bearable, and we have a morning corny.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis. That guys, we love y'all. Thank you for making our commute so much more bearable. Did it hailing taxis? Oh, hailing. I like how people laugh on the line. They crack themselves up.

Either fake or not, it's fun. For example, listen to this one. Ray, play that. Hi, this is Shawna from Texas and Shawna. Oh, fuck. See. What? She messed up and they couldn't stop laughing.

I like it. Here is Kara. I am dating a man that's obsessed with sports betting, and I'm trying to get into it and I'm trying to get ahead of the game I want to take your picks, Bobby, but I don't know how. Do I just listen to 25 whistles?

Do I, do you post them anywhere? Do I just have to listen to the show? Yes. Listen to 25 whistles. There's a new one today where I give you, here's the thing. I'm probably not going to hit this week. Do you say that every week?

Do you say that on 25 whistles too? I didn't at first, but I'm 15. I know. It's unbelievable. It's like pitching two perfect games in a row. Yeah, they're going to start investigating you after a while. I think they think Biff gave me the allman. from back to the future.

Two. Yeah. So I'm probably not going to win this week, but yes, it's up there. So go listen to 25 whistles today. We also have Rich Eisenon, who was a former ESPN SportsCenter anchor from back in the day. Also has the Rich Eisen show now. So pretty cool. But yeah, just go search 25 whistles wherever you podcast.

It's a sports show. That's what's up. Here's Amy's pile of stories. The Wall Street Journal did a big write-up on how old band logos are trending right now for young people. and they talked to a dad that was so excited when his 17-year-old daughter brought home a Rolling Stones and a Metallica shirt,

but then he got super annoyed because she couldn't name a single song. That's when he locks her in the room and you play what you think is their biggest, most influential album. Just listen to all of it, then she can wear the shirt. I don't even care if you know three songs.

Listen to the full album and then we'll talk. Also, I don't care anymore. I'm annoyed with me at this point. I've been saying this forever now. The people are saying it too and I'm like, I don't want to be on that train. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know, it's a whole wall-in-dram. Now it's a whole thing. I like it when it was only me complaining. But yeah, I'm kind of a loser now. Well, a poll found that the most popular band logo shirts are ACDC. Check, have that. I have an ACDC sweater, like a crew sweatshirt type thing. It's a little thicker than that.

But it says Highway to Hell on it. And it's one of their big songs. I love ACDC. Oh, yeah. Like, even when they had Ballbreaker, which was way later, post-super famous ACDC, like, knew it all. Listen to it all. And I just feel weird about wearing a shirt. this is Highway to Hell on it, even though that was the name of the torn song.

So you don't wear it anymore? I've never put it on. I bought it and it's old and I can't... Because hell's a place. Yes, it is. So it wouldn't be a bad word. You could wear it, just wear it. Dude, who cares?

It's rock and roll, man. Yeah. Listen, yes, I'm the bad boy of country music. However, I'm not the bad boy of real life. Oh, that's true. I'd wear it in real life. So I don't know. It doesn't feel comfortable to me.

So what else? Aerosmith, Queen, Pink Floyd, and Green Day. It's called the Green Days. get a cool logo. Yeah. All right, what else? Okay, credit card skimmers. They're cropping up at gas stations, particularly 7-Elevens across the country and even ATMs. So here's what you need to do to protect yourself. Try to only use a chip card in the reader if you can. Just boop, use the chip. Check the card reader for a fake top plate. So it'll take some investigating, but it's worth it. You can use Apple Pay or Google Pay or cash. And then also if you're ATMs, they put teeny tiny little cameras there. Scammers,

do to try to get your pin code and make sure you look for a camera. Here's the thing. When I'm getting gas, I don't have all this time to launch full investigation. Oh, you got to call the Department of Justice here. DOJ, I'm going to launch full investigation, full scale. I'm going to need to. No, you just have to look for a few things. But you say the skimmer on the outside of, they have those that aren't skimmers, though. They have little things that go outside of that plate. You slide your card in. And I've seen them before. And I'm like, does this skimmer? And then they're like, no,

that's just part of the gas pump. You're paranoid. Yes. So fine. But I still want to use Apple Pay at the store. I'm like, am I doing this right? Oh, I feel so old when it's time to bring up my wallet and find my credit card and hold my phone up to it. That's definitely something that ages me.

Yeah, and I do it, but I'm always like, is this even crap? So all that sounds good in principle, but I don't think people are going to be doing it. All right, what else? So Riba was on our show earlier this year, talking about what she would like to see happen with her show, Riba. We've been really trying hard to do a reboot on the Riba show because I really want to work with the people that I got to work with during that six and a half years. So hopefully that'll happen one day. And here's Riba on GMA talking about how it's not going to happen. Unfortunately not.

I thought we were getting really close. But nope, not going to be able to do it for right now. But we'll kind of keep seeing if we can get in there somewhere. So hopefully one day it's a good show. I guess it's not a survive. Oh, that is. What is that? That's a song to Reba that also went viral.

Oh, I'm over my. I don't know that. Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. We're slow. Sorry, man. Just like Reba, too.

Right on it. Did that it, Amy? That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home. It's something good.

Guys, I need you to stick with me. We're about to go on a wild, long ride. Okay. Carl Allen B when he's a teenager, he's in high school. He doesn't have the resources to go to college. So he starts working at an auto parts store. He's like, man, I really like this car stuff.

So at 19, he says, you know what? I'm going to open my own car shop. So he opens a shop and it just provides for him. Until he's in his mid-30s, he's like, I'm going to go back to college and get my college degree. And he's taking a biology class. And he's like, you know what? When I was a kid, I was dream to become a doctor.

So he started taking med school classes. And then he graduates, goes and does residency. and now he is 51 years old and he was just hired on as his first job as a doctor. Wow. You know if there was a group project, everybody wanted to be in his group because he was a non-traditional student

and they work a lot harder. Oh man, let me tell you. Because they care. Intro to Earth Systems in college, we had to take a test individually and then we got to take it in a group, right? Well, I saw the two non-traditional students. I got in their group,

so I was like, man, the test average, so I didn't even study, and I'd get an F on my test and an A on theirs. See, good. This guy's living in 2040 right now. Let me tell you. That's important thinking. Wait, if he got a C, does that mean they get a C?

No, no, no, because they would get an A on their individual and then they get an A on the group. They would get an A. You average the two. So I'd just get an F on mine and then the group, they'd get an A. Boom, here you go. Never had stoned it. He thought of that years ago. Yeah.

That's future type thinking right there. That's crazy. Good story, though. Shout out that dude. That's what's all about. Carl Alambi. Carlambi. That's what it's all about right there.

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