The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Early Bird) Mailbag: Boss Thinks I’m A Snitch! + Easy Trivia + Fun Fact Friday: Why It’s Okay to Pee in the Pool

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

In the mailbag, Bobby helps a listener whose boss thinks they tipped off an employee about a random drug test. We play our weekly round of Easy Trivia and in Fun Fact Friday, Bobby shares why it’s okay to pee in the pool!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Glad everybody's here. Let's hear a voicemail from Ron in Oregon. Big supporter of the Bobby Bone show. Lipped on one day and haven't stopped listening to it since about three years ago. Thanks, Ron. That's cool. Hasn't stopped since, like since the minute he listened. He won't turn it off.

His wife calls me. He goes, it's dinner time. He won't stop listening. Ron, we appreciate that. Seriously, thank you for leaving us a voicemail. Matt in New Mexico. So this is a morning corny for any. What do you call a caveman's fart?

A blast from the past. Thank you. It also sounded like Matt was using the bathroom. Like, play that clip again, just the front part. Yeah, listen. So this is a morning corny for Amy. What do you call? That's good.

Maybe he was standing up or something. Yeah, maybe. I hear that the first time. We'll do that. You can have a good show today. I'd like to start this, though, with a segment via Eddie request. Eddie wants 30 seconds of being an old man. I don't know what this is, but ready, do we have the timer ready?

Yep. You have 30 seconds to do whatever you want here. Eddie is now an old man and go. Guys, I was getting lunch the other day and I was hungry and I was like, let me get something fast. It was a fast food place. I'm not going to mention the name. I order a burger, fries, and a Coke. You know how much that was?

Oh, God. $20. They charged me $20. And I was like, this is crazy. I remember when you can get a combo, a bar. burger, a fries, and a Coke for $5, under $5 sometimes. I did, I was, I could not believe it. Fast food?

Fast food. I'm like, this is absurd. It's as highway robbery is what it is. Time's up, but yeah, that's the old man thing to say. I remember when. But, dude, $20, though? I think that's different, right? You have inflation, you have just general prices go up on things.

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Yeah, that's you being an old man. It still stinks. It's still expensive. I couldn't believe it. But thank you for that. Yeah, no problem. Thanks for letting me vent. You're welcome, buddy.

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It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My coworker was drug tested the other day, quote, for good reasoning, any guy caught with fake pee. Well, the problem is that I was the only one around my boss and my supervisor. when they were talking about testing him. Knowing the right thing to do, I did not say anything about the drug test to him.

However, Monday, when he was taking to go take the test, he got caught with a bottle of synthetic pee. Long story short, my boss and supervisor thinks I tip my coworker off about the test since I was the only one around when they were talking about it. Later, in the conversation with my coworker, he brings up that the secretary, who has been with the company for a very long time

and set the appointment, put a little bug in his ear. That's how he knew. So the question is, what do I do about my boss thinking it was me? I don't want to be the snitch on the secretary, but I do not want to be a problem to the boss, and I do not want him to think of me lesser. I value my job. I also did nothing wrong. Please help.

Thanks. Signed, Chase, who didn't cheat. Wow. I didn't know synthetic pee was a thing. Oh, with athletes, they're synthetic. I thought you just borrowed it from people that had clean pee. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. Well, you can do that too.

There's fake dingo. No, I knew that. Yeah, all this, because sometimes they want to watch. They watch you, the pee. Oh, right, right, right. So it's fake, yeah, it's the whole thing, because that's, you're talking about a, if somebody fails a test, if you're an athlete, millions and millions of dollars. So why would you not create that?

So they put a fake body part and then out of it comes the, yeah. It's, I mean. I mean, yeah. I did not know this. Okay, let's talk about this for a second. You didn't do anything wrong. And if that coworker ain't, like your best friend. you know what I do?

Burner account. Oh, here it comes. I would go... It's tough because you don't want your boss thinking less of you if they really think that. I would go to the boss to say, hey, I know that you guys think I told him. I didn't tell him.

Like, I literally didn't. And don't be like all weird with your eyes or anything. Like, you have to commit to just making eye contact. Even if it's awkward for you and you're not a good eye contact connection person, you got to make sure he doesn't think that you're being squarely and lying to him. But it's the truth.

She shouldn't have... I agree, but they already think that you're the liar. Yeah. So you got to go in and be like, I did not do it. I don't want you guys think I did it. Have nothing to do with it. I value my job here. I would never do that.

And then you don't have to tell them the secretary, but I would say there are a couple of other people here who knew as well. You would say that? You don't put anybody in. You don't got to throw anybody under the bus. What did they ask, though? Like who? I don't know.

I'm not going to say because I don't say, but sometimes I randomly rhyme, peccatary. Interesting. I think you do at minimal because it's bothering you. You should approach your boss and say, I know this happened. I had nothing to do with it. And you can even say I was not the only one who knew of this, but I had nothing to do with it. That's all.

But you do need to say something if it's bothering you. Yeah. If it's not bothering you, who cares? Live life. It's a job. If you hate the job, you'll get another one. If you love the job, you need to take care of it. It's like anything else you love.

So I would definitely say something. Even in an email, even if you don't want to do the I lie, you go up and, hey, guys, I know this is an issue because I've, people are talking about it. I literally said nothing. I knew about it for sure, and I thought, should I say something? And I still said nothing because I value my job here that much. That would mean a lot to me. It's a lot of you guys did it. If lunchbox fell to drug test?

It's possible. Yeah. If he failed a drug test? Yeah. If he's the one that failed. Yeah. And then, but I gave him this and. And you think I tipped him off?

Yeah. Or passed or whatever the case is. Yeah. So anyway, that's a situation. I'd say something. I didn't fail one guys, by the way. No, he didn't. I mean, it's pretty immature of the boss to, like, think that he tipped him off.

Well, if it's the only person that knew, I'd probably think it too. You would? I don't know that it's immature. He's just, like, by process of elimination, he's like, hmm. He's like, okay, they passed synthetic pee. How would he know it was coming, actually? No, I get the question. Then you start to go through and go, hmm, yes.

I'd make sure to tell them, though. Make sure to tell him. Amy, anything? I mean, can I make a side note about the email that has nothing to do with the P? Because I agree with everything you said. Secretary is, outdated. Okay. Administrative assistant. Yes, boom, you got it. I just read the words. Oh, I know. He's just read the email. I'm getting canceled. It's to the emailer. Is secretary? Is that outdated?

It really is. Like, it's not the politically correct term anymore. Why is that? I, it's, I, we've outgrown it. Sort of like with flight attendants, they used to be stewardesses and now they way prefer flight attendant. And secretary's way prefer administrative assistant or executive assistant depending on the role. But on the stewardess thing, isn't that? Isn't that? because flight attendants aren't all women anymore and that was a actual literal female term. I mean, don't you run for Secretary of State? Oh, no, no, no, you run for administrative assistance state.

I don't know that this is the same job. Listen, I don't know. My mom, she was an administrative assistant, but technically some people called her a secretary. And I know that she preferred, and that was back in 2014. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just trying to figure out exactly why. And I don't know that I used the word secretary.

You don't. Just in general. email or did. I mean, I don't even think I say that. I mean, even if I think it. Doesn't sound right. Yeah, I'd be like, important person sitting there. Like, we had one up in the front. I don't know your job. We would just say the lady up front. She was a receptionist. Oh, that's not. Oh, no. Oh, stop. Too many things. What's the difference? Oh, no. Sorry. Just throwing it out there. God dang, man. What's going on here? Anyway, do your deal. If you love your job, take care of your job like you love it like you would take care of somebody that you love as well. That's the mailbag. Close it up.

mail and we read it on the air. Now it's time to close Bobby's Mailpack. It's time for Fun Fact Friday. We love to start with a listener, Fun Fact. Fun fact, Woodpeckers' tongues wrap all the way around their head when they're pecking to keep their brains safe. And roosters, when they crow, they have built in earmuffs so that they don't damage their ears. Both of those pretty awesome. I especially love wrapping the tongue around the head.

That's pretty cool. That keeps their brains safe. Thank you for that, Jolene. I did not know that. And let's get going. Fun fact Friday. The most fun facts of the week, everybody was in charge of finding one. Let's go around the room.

Up first. Morgan, give me your fun fact. So in 2014, there was a Tinder match in Antarctica. Two research scientists matched on the global dating app in the most remote part of the world. It was a man working at an Antarctic McMordo station and a woman camping like 45 minutes away. Are there enough people there to be on Tinder? Well, that's why this is such a big deal.

I know. There's only two people on the whole planet. Or is it set up? Because if there's only two people, they get on Tinder. But are there 100 people on the continent of Antarctica at a time? Probably. But I don't know. That is pretty crazy.

If you're honestly just getting on to see if anybody's around you. And you're like, oh, wow. You're like, someone's here. You're like, it ain't mad if they look like. You're just like, yes. And they've done the same thing. All right, Eddie, what you got? Yeah, guys, our nose can detect and recognize over three trillion different smells.

That's a lot of smells. And they found that in research. Like, there are so many things that your nose can actually. Three trillion different cents. I can't list 80. Well, I know, but your nose can detect it. Wow. They can smell 300 trillion different things.

I mean, just name things and, yeah, keep adding it to the list. Canfire. Okay, we're not doing this. We're not going to start listing gasoline. Propane. Cookies. Pizzles. Okay.

Guys, I'm not doing this. Smok. Guys, I'm not doing this. Bacon. Love it. Let's go over to lunchbox. Lunchbox. This is for all the women out there.

You will spend nearly 10 years of your life on your period. That's right. From the time of your first time. I mean. At least it's not a far. 10 years. Years? From the first time of your first cycle to menopause, the average American woman will have around 450 periods in her lifetime.

Added up, that equates to about 3,500 days, which is around 10 years. Okay. That's rough. Now I'm sad. It's a very long time. And yes, now I'm depressed. And it makes me think I was considering a fun fact that was along the lines of something to do with this. And I thought, I don't really think Bobby probably wants to talking about periods.

You know, when Lunchbox says it, it just hits different. So do you want my fun fact? No, because I don't want to go two. I don't want to go two out of five. I don't think 40% of it should be about that. But I think... But I found that very interesting. I read that and I was like, shout to the ladies out there.

A little bit. I was just like, at least it wasn't a fart. Yeah, we'd take it. Because that's been every other week, basically. All right, Amy, your fun fact. Okay, so when he was in high school, Bill Gates hacked his school's program code so that he would be placed in classes

with mostly female students. I go that. Whenever we did a Scantron and they did a, okay, do all these things about you, A, B, your C, D, and we did it in like sixth grade, at seventh grade, sixth grade, and they ran it through and they told you who you're most compatible with in class. But I realized, okay, I want to be compatible with somebody.

I did every letter. And I was compatible with every girl. Every girl got a list and I was on it. Genius. No one ever thought of doing that. You're basically Bill Gates. Not basically, but I did feel like it was a pretty good move. All right, finally, my fun fact, there is no chemical that you can put in a pool that makes a water change color of someone peas.

It is just a myth. Not one chemical. just people scaring you. There is nothing that they go, put this in the pool and we'll see if people are peeing. Yeah, but what if the day comes and they do make the chemical? But they haven't as of today. I just checked. Before

I came on the year, the integrity of the show matters so I checked as at this second there is no chemical. Do you still pee in the pool? No. I don't get in the pool. What? You don't? I don't like pools. Who cares? Okay, but I do not as an adult, no. Pools are stupid. And, um, no. Okay. I would not pee in a pool.

The lake, yes. I just, I just, I don't. I don't I'm not a big guy that just wants to sit in water. Really? I don't like the beach. I guess if everybody's hanging out doing stuff with the pool, like an activity, like junk cannibals. Great. I don't know that I've been in a pool. You have a pool.

Have you ever seen me in it? Think about it. No. Have you ever seen me in it? No. You have used my pool 10 times more than I. What are you doing? You need to get in your pool today.

I'm not a big pool. No. Oh my gosh. I'm not a big pool guy. Friday. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

This is a really cool DNA test story. You know where you find someone you're related to. This guy Raymond was working at a hospital, Cook Children's Hospital, running an audio recording studio. He went to work there in about 2015. Well, then, recently, he got curious about if he had other family members out there and was talking to his wife about it. So she ordered him a DNA test.

took the test, realized he had a half-sister out there. Her name was Christina Sadeberry. So they started doing research, trying to track her down, find her online. Well, then his wife started communicating with this girl, Christina, and she said, hey, my husband is related to you. He works at this hospital. Christina has been taking her son to cook children's hospital for years to get his medical treatments.

And she's like, wait a second. I think I saw Raymond the other day. Was he wearing a red shirt? And his wife was like, yes. She's been passing him in the halls for years. Like everybody knows the audio recording studio guy because that's a special thing in the hospital. And it's just wild that they have been passing each other all this time.

No idea that they were related. Obviously, they've met now. And they just had this instant connection once they were able to talk for the first time. Most times we do these stories on this show where it's like DNA test is like somebody found out something they didn't want to find out. Yeah. That happens a lot.

It's good to have one where somebody finds out something they wanted to find out. Yes, and that they were roaming the same halls together. I've seen stories where schools will say, hey, we're going to do like a little history situation, a little genetic, and then kids find out those aren't their parents. Oh, yeah. Those are tough.

That's the opposite. Yeah, that ain't good. I don't like those. I like these. That's my point. I like these. Yeah, we like these. That's a good one.

That's a good one. All right, awesome story. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's play easy trivia! Yeah! The category is Bobby Bones. Amy, what are the names of My Two Dogs? Stanley and Eller.

That's correct. Lunchbox, what's my favorite color? Red. Correct. Eddie, what's my favorite number? What? Oh, 69. Nice.

Oh. I giggled. I hope too. Okay. Morgan, what's the name of my favorite sonic drink that I understand? but actually I didn't my wife did. The Bobby Water, aka Caitlin Water. That's correct. Good. Okay, so that's the easy round

everybody's in. It's super easy. This game is, you should play against the show because you'll beat them almost every time. You don't want to hear this sound because that means you missed the question. You've been bone. You don't want to get bone, right? Eddie, if you win this, you are the grand champion and get another season. But Lunchbox is on a tear.

He's got two wins. Yeah, that's right. Let's play easy trivia. Don't miss it. Amy, the category is lead singers. Who's the lead singer of the band YouTube? Bono. Correct. Close.

Lunchbox. Who's the lead singer of the band Maroon 5? Adam Levine. Correct. Eddie, Axel Rose is the lead singer of what band? Guns and Roses. Correct. Morgan Freddie Mercury is the lead singer of what band?

I was really scared, but Queen. That's correct. We're going to round three. Nice job. Everybody's still in the game. We're still in the game here. Easy trivia. category of shapes

What shape has three sides, Amy? A triangle. Good. Lunchbox, how many sides does a square have? What are we doing? No, no.

What are we doing here? It's four. I'm just making sure that you're not doing a trick question and I was like, Eddie, how many sides does a Pentagon have? Three, four, five.

Correct. You drew nothing. Morgan, in the category of shapes, what kind of shape is a stop sign. A hexagon. I I'm sorry, Morgan. Yeah, it's a hexagon.

No, I'm sorry. You've been Bo. You've been Bo. What is it? Octagon. Eight. Oh, stupid. Yeah, it goes Morgan. I was pretty confident about that. I know, you said it immediately.

Okay. Three people remaining, the category is 90s country albums. Oh, my goodness. Albums. Like, we've got to stop with the music. Oh. Why? What's happened?

happening here in the morning. We play music. This is part of what... I know, but there's one person that knows music. Eddie. Ugh. Amy. What? Hard working man is an album by what country duo. I'm a hard working man. That is Brooks and done. That's correct. Lunchbox. Yes. Fly is a country album from what country trio.

Fly. country albums. There's only one trio I know. Who's that trio? We're not committed to it right now. It's the Dixie Chicks. That's the only people I know that are three. Fly is a country album from what country trio?

Answer? I'll go with the chicks. Correct. Good job. Eddie, the woman in me is an album from what country artist? She feels like a woman. She's a woman. Shania.

Wow, good job. That's the hard. us one on that one. Oh, man. The category is, do you feel like the category has been bad for you, lunchbox? Yeah, a little bit. Because the music? Yeah. What are your weaknesses?

You just nailed it. Music is my weakness. Planets are my weakness. Keep going. Keep going numbers. Science is my weakness. Numbers. Yeah.

So, I mean, there's a lot. Yeah, yeah. History. Maybe you'll thrive in this next one. The category is the Bible. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

This one can be hard. It's impossible. This is tough. It's a big book. Yeah. It's a thick book. No, it's read this thing. Yeah, that's not true.

Okay, here we go. Amy, what's the first book in the Bible? Genesis. Correct. Go ahead. Go ahead. What? You can get this.

No, there's no chance. Launchbox, how many commandments are there? Oh, yeah. All right. Don't get the Bill of Rights confused. How many commandments are there? The 10 commandments. Correct.

Let's go. Yeah. Bible. Stop bringing on, baby. Now he's out of the category. Bring it on to the Bible. How many of each animal came in a Noah's Ark? Two.

Correct. What? How do you know that? Because they made it. They made it, you dumbbo. That's like the most elementary. Okay, I'm not, I can't. I can't go.

I can't go. I would have never got that. The category is animals, and now we speed the pace up a little bit. Amy, what sea creature has eight legs? An octopus. Correct. You said that weird, but I'll accept it. Lunchbox.

What's a group of fish swimming together called? A group of fish is a? School. Correct. Amy, relax. Eddie, whales and dolphins breathe through what that is located right on the top of their heads? That's called a blowhole. That's correct.

Again. Could we have just that hole? No. Oh. We, you got a mouse in your pocket? I just need to know for future. The next category is the arts. Yes.

We speed it up a little bit. The arts. I love the arts. Amy, which Dutch painter cut off a part of his ear? Oh. Correct. Wow. Lunchbox.

Who painted the Mona Lisa? Da Vinji! Correct! That gave me the last second. I was with the other guy. Who? I don't know. Okay.

The other guy. The other guy. Okay. Eddie, who painted the 16th chapel ceiling? Michelangelo. Correct. That's the other guy I was going to go, but I didn't want to say the name. You want to know the Nidget Turtle?

I like that. You like that. Donatello. American history. No. Amy, this political protest against British taxation in the American colonies happen at Griffin's Wharf in 1773. What is that called? Boston Tea Party. Correct. Lunchbox. Yep. What war took place 1861 to 1865?

What American War took place 1861 to 1865? Where was it at? What American War took place 1860? Civil War then. Correct. All right. In America. Eddie, what state was the Declaration of Independence signed in. Sweating. Oh, boy. Was that in Massachusetts? Pennsylvania. Correct. Philadelphia. Wow.

The category is Internet. You got four seconds to answer it. What is it called? Pennsylvania. No, no. Internet. Thank you. Internet. What's the category? Internet. He just yelled it.

Amy. Yeah. What name is given to a program designed to cause damage by attaching itself to other programs? What? What name is given to a program designed to cause... A virus. Correct. Lunchbox, what does the V and VR stand for? Virtual?

Correct. Eddie, what does the S stand for in ISP? What is ISP? Site. Incorrect. Bonum. You've been boo. Yes.

Let's go! Let's go! ISP is internet service provider. So it's service. Eddie is out. Let's go! Amy, now you can throw it. The category is.

Throw it. I don't know. Do you? Radio! Yeah! Oh no! Amy. What?

In Hot Springs, Arkansas. I worked at what radio station? What were the call letters? K-L-A-Z. Correct! Wow. Crazy. Let's go.

Lunchbox. The F and FM as an FM radio. What does the F stand for? Take a second. Wait, no, he only gets... Yeah, I like it when he thinks so. This is for my entertainment at this point. I feel like he only has one.

word in his brain right now. There's only one word it can be. F? That ain't that word, buddy. I'm thinking, I'm out. Don't say it. Don't say it. The only one that comes on my frequency. Correct. Yes! Oh, that's only word it could be! Let's go! Same category. Amy, what Italian inventor is called the father of radio?

What's your answer? No, no! What's your answer? We have done this before! And it's like Mark Kelly! Incorrect. What is it? Marconi. Markoni. Lunchbox, if you get it, you win, and you're one victory away from time. Let's go! Lunchbox.

AM radio. What's the A stand for? No way he gets this. Nah, no chance. Zero chance. And you better only get four seconds. I don't know. I'm entertained by it.

This is, the A is apples to oranges. Altitude. Amplitude. Dang it! That's the word I was looking for. Sudden death, three questions. The last question. Buzz in with your name if you want to go.

Here we go. What continent? is largest by population. Lunchbox. Asia. Correct. One down.

One to go lunchbox. Next question. An acute angle. Lunchbox, 90 degrees. What? 90 degrees. Incorrect.

Damn. Amy. An acute angle is less. Hold on. I've just given you the answer. An acute angle is what? Less? What?

An acute angle is what? What do you mean? An acute angle is how many degrees? 45. Less 90 I don't understand Mike No

Now I'm confused Incorrect It's less than 90 degrees Yeah You need this to tie Lunchbox All you have to do is Not nail it

Here we go If you add the links Of all the four sides Of a rectangle What measurement do you find Amy? Amy The

Incorrect Luxbox area Incorrect But you win anyway It's the parameter It's the parameter Lunchbox wins Wow

Wow Wow Wow He's got three wins this season. It's coming strong. There he is. And they stay there. And they stay there.

I need to pee. I need all that. Lunchbox warm me out. I need oxygen. Congratulations, buddy. We're back for one second. It's a voicemail from Robert in Tampa, Florida. Any question.

What is the right time to tell your kid where ham comes from? Oh. I mean, that's interesting. Straight away. Like always. Yeah. I can make them cry, though. Like if they watch a pig thing.

Yeah, they need to know. You don't need to lie to them. Small kids, Eddie. Oh, man, I tell them right away. Even young kids? You know what you're reading right now? You're eating a cow. Like four-year-olds.

Like fajitas, you're eating a cow's butt right now, and they love it. They're like, really? It tastes pretty good. I'm going to say never, Robert. Oh, gosh. You're crazy. I'm going to say never. I'd say no.

It'd be great if they didn't know. All right, Robert. Appreciate that. Here's Amy's Pile of Story. If you're looking for a date idea, you could try out U-Haul dating. It's where you go rent a U-Haul for $30 and you deck it out, pillows, comforter, make it cozy. If you pull up to a girl and you're like, I got a U-Haul, let's get in, it's got a bed and some pillows. She's going to want to think you're just want to hook up.

Yes. No, you're dating. That's not good. That's a terrible idea. It's not good. This is not a first date idea. But people have been taking them to drive in theaters and you back the year. hall up and then open it up and you've got this whole little faux living room setup situation.

I get it. It used to be a van back to the day. A white van. Well, not even like creepy white van, but I'm saying like people would have vans and be like, all right, we're going on a day in the van. Like, what are you doing in the van? Like, we got pillows back. Same thing.

People did that? Yeah, like in the TV shows in the 80s. If you go to the drive-in in the van, you know, you ever saw that? No. Yeah, I definitely, you're older than me. Never saw it. All right. Well, it's a thing, if anybody wants to try it.

a Missouri school district has reinstated spanking as punishment and they claim that some people have actually thanked them. Now, obviously, parents can opt in or out. They have to have written permission. But I just kind of... Saying some people thank us, that's like saying, I got a couple comments that they liked what I was doing and you're doing something terrible.

Like anybody, you can get two people saying, I really like it, but 100 going, that's a terrible idea. And they're like, no, no, no, a couple people thanked us. Listen, I think at this point, and I was spanked. I was in spanky. I was whooped. The difference. How you say it in the level.

Oh, there's a difference. And I was whooped with everything, switches, fly swatter, shoes, hands. If they could find it, it was used. I just don't think generally hitting is a safe way to communicate anything in a fight. Now, there are times to protect yourself. And you know what? If you're four-year-old, it's trying to beat you up and you just make them as for protection, I get it. It happens.

I just don't generally think that spanking, that hitting is a good form of communication. Right. And especially... I also don't have kids, so... Yeah, but I don't either. But even if you are a parent that Spanx, just like handing that over to people you don't really know as well, and I don't know. I just...

I got paddled. I don't think it's the best. At school? By the coach. Football coach. I was never bad at school. But once we were... Everybody was going just ape crap on the practice field, like hitting each other from behind.

He's just messing around. And he was like, all right, who started it? And I didn't start it. But I got whacked. So I guess I was in it, so I got, whack, whack, whack. It was terrible. Yeah. Think about it every night.

Every night. Yeah, I'm sad about it still. I'm therapy. All right, what else? In an interview with men's health, Zach Brown said he got into fitness because of Bruce Springsteen. He said he asked Bruce for advice, and he said, look, you just need to sweat for an hour a day. I don't care what you do. Doesn't matter.

Just sweat for that hour. And he says he hopes to be a ripped old dude someday. So he's putting in the work now. His dream workout partner, The Rock. Wait, what's the story here that he, because Bruce Springston didn't give me any information we didn't already know. It was just like, I know Bruce Springsteen. It's like one time I talked to Bruce Springsteen. It was cool.

Yeah, you know he's heard that somewhere before, but when Bruce said it, it stuck. That's a fun way to drop a name. Oh, for sure. Yeah. You know, the other day I was talking to George Strait and he gave me some great advice. So what's that? He said, how's it going? You know what?

I thought it's going pretty good. Wow, what a cool story, man. Thanks for sharing that. but I just, I want everybody know I just met him. All right, Amy, is that it? Yep, I mean, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Stay home is something good. Twin sisters, Lindsay and Nicole on a flight from Boston to Florida to go see their parents. And one's a firefighter, one's a nurse. When on the PA, they go, how do we have any medical personnel? We have a medical emergency in the back of the plane. Please come back.

And so twin sisters jump up And they go back there And a lady's laying down She's bluish gray in the face Faint pulse barely breathing So they do an assessment They're like ah Diabetic doesn't have enough sugar

They set her up Clear our airways and say Give me some sugar We need sugar Get sugar packets And feed them to her Boom Bring her back till they land in Florida

That's crazy Yeah that's it Twin Sisters What up And I would wake up and go Am I seeing double Like you've been out Right?

And I do feel bad because I say, and there was another firefighter that helped doesn't get named in the story. He probably doesn't want to get named in the story. He probably is not upset. You want to know why this, they make the story? Twins. They're twins, of course.

Yeah, exactly. It's a different type thing. Twin, blondies probably. Okay, now why are you going blondeies? That's what you're seeing their picture or you're just turning into lunchbox after dark. Too hot twins. I was thinking they were in bikinis because they were about to get off.

I was thinking probably twin Barbie doll looking girls. That's why they're. in the news. Anybody getting saved on an airplane's awesome. Incredible. Yeah, because you don't want to be on an airplane and be sick or them have to turn it back around or... Yeah, but they kept going and they landed in Florida and then the person went to the hospital, she's okay. But who knew that just little sugar packets could... I think in that case, not all cases. I mean, I don't think that's a cure-all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I like it when you yell, give me some sugar. I was ready for, get me some sugar. I am your neighbor.

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