The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Early) Mailbag: Boyfriend Went to A Bikini Car Wash + Amy Defends Her Crown in Easy Trivia + Fun Fact Friday

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

In the mailbag, a listener is upset after her boyfriend went to get his car cleaned at a bikini car wash, but he says it was all for charity. We play a round of easy trivia where Eddie is closing in on getting the crown back from Amy. Amy shares her 5 Fun Facts including the mysterious conspiracy behind JFK’s brain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Friday show. Morning studio. Morning. All right a little later, Hank Williams Jr. In studio performing. Super pumped about that. You know, the big, news from over this weekend is that lunchbox is having a garage sale at his house and his yard.

Is it a yard sale or garage sale? I'm confused. I mean, I guess it's a yard sale, but I called a garage sale because that's just what I called it growing up. You guys already got the stuff ready to go out? Some of it. I mean, we've got to get organized. My wife's been organizing all week, but she hadn't organized as well as she should have, but what's the selection? If we come to your garage sale, what are we going to find? I mean, we're going to have holiday decor. We're going to have clothes. We're going to have kids' toys. We're going to have kids. What's the high ticket item? Like what's the most expensive thing you put in there? Oh, we got a couple of coffee tables that we're getting rid of, some lamps. What's a coffee table going to run me?

Probably 50 bucks. Oh, that's steep. Yeah, that's cheap for a garage sale. I can probably get that down a little bit, huh? I get five for it. No, we'll hold out to the end. Then I'll wait until the end, see if I can get more. And then at the end, I'll put $5 on it. Lunchbox has got a garage sale coming up. His address is... No, no, no, no, no, no. He's a... He's worried about what people will think about it. That's been the bit here is that he thinks that people aren't going to see him as a rich, famous celebrity, which he's not. So I don't know why he insists on people seeing him that way. Go ahead.

And it's an image thing. When you think of a celebrity, you think, oh, they're well off and they're not, they don't need to sell stuff at a garage sale. And it's a bad look for my image. So it's like, ah, it's cringe-worthy, really. So he asked a couple of celebrities here if they would have a garage sale because he feels like he's like them. Right. That's celebrity. So you go from one celebrity to another, would you have a garage sale so I can feel more comfortable?

That's what I want to know. Here's lunchbox talking to Kane Brown. Would Kane Brown have a garage sale? No, I love my stuff. So it's in my house and it's not going anywhere. And Kane makes too much money to have a garage sale, right? No, no, no, it's not bad. Well, I mean, that's what I think.

I want people to think I make too much money. So when I have a garage sale is going to look bad on me, right? People are going to be like, oh, lunchbox is struggling. No, he'll be all right. Okay, so you're saying I should have the garage sale. Yeah, have the garage sale. Okay, dang it. Why are you referring to him in third person when he's right there next to you?

Kane Brown. What did Kane Brown do? So Kane said he would have a garage sale. He would, personally, because he likes his stuff, but he's not against having a garage sale. Right, it makes you feel normal. All right, here's Chris Lane. I would not have a garage sale, but I come from North Carolina where we had a lot of garage sales growing up, so I support the garage sale. No, no, no.

I get it when you're growing up. But once you reach a certain level of celebrity, you can't have a garage sale, right? I mean, you can. But you're feeling when you hear, oh, celebrity having a garage sale, what do you think? I'd be showing up if I was a fan. Exactly. And that makes it awkward, right? Yeah, 100%. See, Chris Lane is on board. No garage sales for celebrities.

That's one in my corner. Are you selling any underwear, anything like that? No, no underwear. I don't have to use underwear for sale. I did my last time, way back when before I was big time, I sold underwear, shoes, hats, and people bought them up. What date do you think you got big time? I just wonder if you have any calendar. I mean, it's like circled where you're like big time. No, I mean, you can just feel it.

It's a feeling. Like, it's sort of like a viral video. You feel it when it goes viral. You just feel all of a sudden like, man, we're big time. Well, there's also numbers on a viral video telling you hell of times it's been streamed. Yeah, is it a number in your bank account? No, it's not a number in my bank account. Trust me, it needs to be bigger than that.

But the image... Do you think you're underpaid as a celebrity? Yes. Yeah. I think people expect me to be making... millions of dollars. That's why you have to have a crush. Exactly. Well, so we'll check in Monday, see how it went. It's happening. It's happening. Big day. Yay, garage sale. What time you can be up in the morning? I'll be up early, probably 5 a.m. to get it ready going. On a Saturday. Exactly. Your body's not

trained for that. It's trained for Monday to Friday, but if I do it on Saturday, I'm always like, oh, man, this stinks. You're definitely not getting like a day off this weekend. Exactly. And it's going to be bad moods all around the house because everybody's getting up early. And I mean, It's going to be nonstop action. Not even going to be able to pay attention to the kids. You think it's going to be hot and heavy? Everybody want your stuff? Yeah, people are going to be lying down the block.

Oh, can I get that? Oh, Bid and Morse, that's what I'm hoping for. If it does that, I mean, like, hey, I'll give you 10. I'll give you 20. I'll give you 30. Whoa, man, I'll go on yourself for a nickel. Wow, he's really fantasized this thing. All right, we'll check back in Monday and see how it went.

All right. Let's go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Melville. Hello Bobby Bones Is it okay for my boyfriend to take my car to a bikini car wash that was

raising money for charity? Oh. He told me it was his brother's friends that were doing it. It was for hospital bills. The girls wore 18 and over, so he's not a total perv, but I'm still mad about it. What? He told me he'd understand if I was upset that I went to a bikini car wash,

but it was for a good cause. What do you think? Signed. Katie. All right? Let's lay it out here. She's got a car. It's dirty. She's got a dude. He's dirty.

All right? Yeah. I'm annoyed. But there's charity down the road. That's right. But there's charity. Okay, Amy, you say you're annoyed. Go ahead.

Don't take my car. Don't go. Just donate. Donate the money. You clean my car. Donate the money. You know, I mean, I get it. They need to raise money.

So I'm torn and I feel bad. But I don't want my boyfriend taking my car to watch some girls in bikinis wash it. How should he get him the money then? Just find out what's the need? Give it to the friend that's going by there. Hey, drop this money in there. We're good.

So you think she should be upset? I don't know that I would be upset, upset, but I'm annoyed. Like, I'm not going to break up with him over it. How do you fix that? If you're annoyed... He already did it, right? Well, don't do it again. You just want them to know and feel you're annoyed and then not to do it again.

Like, let's talk through this. Don't do it again. Like, for me, I guess I'm not comfortable. I feel like he's using the charity angle as an excuse to make it okay. And on any other given day, I'm not okay with him just watching girls and bikinis wash cars. But like, because it's for hospital bills, we're okay with it. That does make it, I think, a little more okay. But here's the deal.

He should have told her what it is. Yes, and he took her car. Yes, and not afterward. I would be annoyed to. What does taking her car have to do with anything? Because he used her car as an excuse. So it'd be okay if he took his own car to the bikini car wash? No.

Well, then what's the difference? It's her car. It's like, hey, I washed your car. And then I'm like, oh, hey. So he just should have done it with his own car and not said anything about it. Okay. Is that what you're saying? I'd rather him just, I want to have an open relationship where you can tell me where you wash your car.

But I just want it to not be by girls in the bikini. That's a weird rule for your relationship. Baby, I just want to have an open relationship. We can talk about where we wash our car. What on earth? I just don't want that to be the answer. What did these guys say? Well, it's probably not the best idea for him to do that and not tell you until after.

He probably thought you were going to find out, which is why he told you. And that's even worse if she finds out and then he didn't tell her. I don't think it's worth a huge fight. I think it's worth, hey, can you let me know next time? That doesn't feel super comfortable about that. But even letting you know next time, like, how does that go? No, it's pre. So then you can say no.

Okay. Yeah. And then, okay. And if he has a problem with it, then I guess he's not the guy for you. Oh my goodness. That's what I'm saying. That was my gosh.

Women are so ungrateful. He did such a nice thing and got your car washed. Like, you have a clean car because he had it in his mind to go get your car washed, give to charity, and do something that you didn't expect him to do, and you are going to complain. So that means I don't want you to ever watch Magic Mike, Magic Mike, too, because, oh, there's guys dancing with their shirts off. That is unacceptable. Not a human, though, not literally.

It's a movie. It's funny. like human bodies. I'm a car. Squishy, squishy, squishy. Yeah, you have a clean car. Do you want a clean car? You want a dirty car. Get over yourself.

Ungrateful women. I'm not doing that. But I'm going to say, yes. A little yellow, one-third yellow flag raise. Have a conversation. Probably shouldn't have done it. Let's not do it again. Okay.

Good? He needs to make it up, though, somehow with something. He needs to wash her car in a banana hammock. Love it. That's great. Him and his boys. Him and his boys. All of his boys.

All of his boys. All of his boys. All right. Thank you for the email. Close it. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailpack.

Yeah. All right, Fun Fact Friday. Here is our listener, Fun Fact of the Week. Here's a fun fact. Lunch ball is an idiot. All right. That's not very fun. That's not very fun.

All right, let's go. Fun Fact Friday. All right, Amos got the most fun fact. Most Fun Facts of the Week. Let's go. Number five. Ben and Jerry's has an online flavor graveyard for their discontinued ice cream flavors. What do you mean? You can visit, and each one has a photo, the lifespan of the ice cream.

And you know how, Bobby, you say that maybe we've never heard a word, we've just read it and we don't know how to say it? Pistachio. Nope. I'm going to try it right now. Go ahead. And then you can correct me. An epitaph? Epitaph.

Epitaph. So it's like when someone dies. That's what that is. Is that how you say it? Yeah, sure. Cool, epitaph. Yeah, so photo, life's man epitaph. Nice.

Vin &Jerry's.com. Okay, there you go. Number four. Honeybees let out a small, whoop, when they bump into each other. That's funny. Researchers believe that it's a sound that they make when they're surprised or startled. And that's don't key up. It also is the sound that the Texas A&Maggy's make.

That's right. They go, whoop. I don't do them, that they do. All right, next. Number three. So poor Abraham Lincoln, many believe that he was ugly, including himself, and he had a sense of humor about it. At a debate, someone once said, you're two-faced.

And he replied, if I had two faces, would I be showing you this one? And the guy went, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then he was elected president. Yeah, that's why I grew up here and wore top at. Really? The same reason I wear these big glasses. It takes all the attention off the ugh. Really?

That's why you wear the glasses? It's exactly what I wear the glasses. I also can't see, but I would just wear normal glasses. But I like them big and bold, so then people see that before they get to how the, you know, how ugg the face is. Oh, man. Yeah, that's how it is. All right, next. Number two.

What do you think the most loved color by humans is? Probably blue. Yeah, blue. How'd you know that? Because mine's red and it's not universally loved. So blue is the other really strong color. The sky, the ocean. It is.

Blue is the most loved color by humans. I'd go blue than green, probably second on the list. Wow. It's like black, white. Depends what season of life you're in. Right, next. Number one. JFK's brain has been missing for 55 years.

Yeah, that's weird. Read about that. But that's not super fun, I guess. What's fun about it? Wild. Wild fact, right? When you read about it, though, there's these different conspiracy theories as to why the brain disappeared and what it might. What is the theory in your mind that holds the most weight?

Well, the one that says where the bullet entered the brain, it would. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. You know why the brain's gone? because it shows, according to folks, that if you actually were to see the brain where the bullet went in, it's not exactly where the bullet went in according to what they want us to believe. Whoa, that's deep.

Not deep, you can't find the brain, but why? You got shot in the head. It all makes sense or all these conspiracy who really killed them. What if, like, they just, the hospital, they just threw it away. No, they didn't. It was put away in a locked metal box and in the national archives, and everything was taken. What if, other supplies disappeared too?

Like, it literally is, nobody knows where it is. Let me check the shady meter. Let me check the shady meter. Fact Friday. And in case you forgot, this listener, fun fact. Here's a fun fact. Lunch ball is an idiot. Aw.

She just called. That's it. That's the only reason she called. I mean, that's so rude. And why would we put that in there? Yeah. I'm not an idiot. That's not a fact.

That's an opinion. That's an opinion. Fact and opinion. She needs to go do some research. Oh, right. The Bobby Bone Show. Everybody wrote. Yeah.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Yeah. There's something good. There's this guy Benjamin, 20 years old, lives in Utah. He was adopted as a baby, and he always had a desire to figure out who his birth mom is. Well, it actually worked out where he was able to connect with her. And guess what?

They were working at the same hospital in Salt Lake City for two years. He didn't know that, obviously. I wonder if he had drawn to her. She didn't know, he didn't know. Oh, like mother's son instant. Yeah, I mean, there's a couple situations here. What if he's like, man, she kind of looks like. That lady kind of looks like me.

Or what if he's like, that lady's hot? Oh, no, no, no, no. Either one or crazy, right? Either one or crazy. Yep. But you find out to even work with them for two years. Crazy. So wait, did they get together?

Do they hang out? Yep. Yep, he defined it as a dream come true. Hey, good for them to be able to do that. Good for him to be able to do that. I mean, but how lucky do you're in? They still see each other, I think, at work and stuff. And it's like, you have this relationship.

Sometimes you may venture out to find your birth parent and realize they live. really far away and it's very difficult and voila i'm just proud for him that he can actually do that and let it go i can't do it i can't let it go you know i i went and searched out my real dad i still can't i'm still i'm not angry but i just don't have a need to be daddy sunny whatever you call it yeah yeah but i feel like choosing adoption as a baby but then what you went through was very different like your experience with your dad but i'm holding it against him the decision he made He had a kid when he was 17, right? My mom was 15 when she got pregnant.

Yeah. So I'm penalizing him for dumb kid decisions, but also dumb adult decisions later by never coming back. Yep. But I look at others and go, dang, good for them. I'm really proud they could get past that. And I'm like, you know, I got past the point

where I don't hate anymore, but it's like almost don't want to allow the, this is going to sound really terrible. Allow the gift of being back. Like, it's like, hey, welcome back. And I don't know if that doesn't sound good or not, but I don't want to be like, you know what, come on back in. Hey buddy

Water's warm Yeah really warm It's been The heater's been off for 40 years I think there's some stuff to work through here But probably not I've already worked through it all I'm good

I don't know bones All good there buddy A little more than the Tell Me something good segment All right there you go Amy That's what it's all about That was tell me something good It's the easiest trivia game You'll ever hear

It's easy trivia We played every Friday Amy the champion you're up first. Okay. What actress plays Rachel on Friends? Jennifer Aniston. That's correct.

Lunchbox category's television. George Costanza is a character on What TV show? Seinfeld. Correct. Eddie, What TV show follows the life of the employees of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania? That's the office. Correct. Morgan Walter White was a character from What TV show?

Breaking Bad. That's correct. So the next category will be math, but it's going to be easy. But first let me say, Eddie, if you win this, you win the tiara back from Amy. She's had it. Yeah. You'll hit five wins. Okay, okay.

I'm got to focus. Amy, if you miss this, you'll now be eliminated. Yes. What is 50% of 100? 50% of 100? Why do you look that? When I said it, you gave a weird look. Half of 100 is half.

What's 50% of 100? 50%. Stop looking at it. me crazy. You sound crazy. What do you mean what's 50% of 100? You sound crazy. What's 50% of Amy? I need the answer. I guess I don't know how you're at. Okay. What's 50% of 100? 50%? 50%? 50% of 100 is 50. Okay. That's correct. You kept yelling 50% Amy. Okay, sorry. I didn't realize I was saying percent. Lunchbox. You're looking at me like I'm crazy. Okay. What's five times five? 25.

Correct. Okay. Eddie, what's 10 divided by two? Five. Correct. Morgan, why you keep saying okay? I don't know. Everybody's answer.

Morgan, what's nine times five? 45. Correct. Good. You all got through that one. Good job. All right. Let's go.

Something wrong with Amy right now. Yeah, she's happening. I'm nervous. She feels that crown slipping away. I do. The category is U.S. cities. Oh. Love it.

Not capitals. Love it. Amy, what city is known as the Big Easy? The Windy City, Chicago, the Big Apples, New York. The what? The Big Easy. The Big Easy? I don't know the Big Easy.

I hate this. Sunshine State. The Big Easy? I don't know the Big Easy. That's the Windy City. Did an answer? Chicago. You've been Bo.

New Orleans. They're all listening. Lunchbox. Hey, New Orleans. What you have? cities known as the windy city? Oh my God. Chicago!

Why would you yell other cities? Because I didn't know you're going to, because I was trying to go through what they were called. Eddie, what city is known as the city of brotherly love? That's Philadelphia. Correct. Morgan, what city is the capital of the United States? Washington D.C. That's correct.

Amy, you've been eliminated. Let's go, lunchbox. Or Morgan. Wow, everyone but me. Well, you get the crown. I know. There's not a lot of hope of me, Amy. I can smell it.

I don't want to give up the crown. Nobody does, Amy. Easy trivia. The category is country music. Oh, I love country music. It's okay, lunchbox. Lunchbox, who is the lead singer of Rascal Flats? Gary LaVox.

Correct. Yeah! Yeah, who knows their country music? Eddie, what artist released a number of album recorded at prisons such as Folsom in San Quentin? Ooh, that's Johnny Cash. Morgan Taylor Swift was discovered at an industry showcase at Wet Legendary Venue in 2005. I'll ask it again. Miller Swift was discovered at an industry showcase at what legendary venue in 2005.

Gosh, I don't know. There's a few, but Bluebird Cafe. Is that your answer? Yeah. That's correct. Let's go. Amy's the one clapping, by the way. Yeah.

Okay, next up, cartoon catchphrases is the category. Your favorite lunchbox? Cartoon catchphrases. You do, you have kids. Lunchbox. Yababado. Blenstones. Correct. Yes.

What up. Eddie. Don't. The Simpsons. Correct. What up? Morgan. What's up, Doc?

What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc? I've heard that. Is a catchphrase from what loony tune? Popeye. You've been bow. Popeye, not a loony tune. That's fair.

That is? Bugs Bunny, man. Yes. Well, two remain. Wow, Amy. Sorry, Amy. Lunchbox stands in between me and Tierra. The category is animals. Woo! Your favorite.

You'll get two questions in this category. I love animals. Love animals. Lunchbox, what's the tallest animal in the world? Ask to be a giraffe. Is that your answer? That's my answer. Correct.

Good job. Eddie, how many limbs does an octopus have? Eight. Correct. Lunchbox, what bird is the symbol of peace? A dove. Wow. Go.

Correct. Good job, Wunchbox. Eddie, what's the type of animal that primarily eats meat? That's a carnivore. Correct.

Good job, guys. Okay. Thank you. We're moving on to geometry. Oh, no. I failed geometry. Miss Mulder. Me too.

I had to retake it. Easy trivia. Lunchbox, how many sides does an octagon have? It's an octagon, so it has to have eight. That's correct.

Two lines that never intersect, Eddie are called blank lines. Two lines that never intersect. Those are parallel lines. Correct. Lunchbox, how many sides does a hexagon have?

That's a good question. There's only two choices. What are the two choices? Six or seven. Hex. Oh, you know what? I'm just going to talk myself into this. If you're going to put a hex on someone,

the number seven is bad. And so we're going to go with hexagon is seven because you're hexing someone. Interesting. So the number seven is a bad thing. And so I'm going with a seven-sided thing is a hexagon. Incubin. Oh, no.

That was great, though, dude. What's that? Is it a hex on a person a thing? Yeah, what is that? It is. It has nothing to do with hexagon. Like nothing, literally nothing. It doesn't.

So what's seven then? I don't know. Is there a septa? There has to be a seven. Is it a septagon? That's what I'm saying. I didn't know. I'm guessing septagon, Mike.

I don't know. I mean. Eddie, for the win. Come on, come on, come on. No, don't give him something easy. What is it like? Septagon. Eddie.

Fray angle? I got it. An acute angle is how many degrees? An acute. Oh, gosh. I mean, I would just think it's 90. Oh, maybe it's smaller than 90? Give me 90 degrees.

Incorrect. Yes, I'm back in. 90 degrees is a right angle, and acute is less than 90, and obtuse is more than 90. So all I had to say was less than 90? Yeah. Dang it. Okay. We're back in.

All right, all right, lunchbox. Wow, unboned me. What? Impossible. Kind of, he has been unbound. All right, you buzz in with your name. Speed round three questions. Speed round three questions.

Category is state nicknames. Which state has the nickname? The land of 1,000 lakes. Eddie. Milwaukee. Incorrect. Doesn't a state. Nice job.

Lunch rock. Michigan. Incorrect. Oh, thank goodness. You both sitting on the end. I thought that's what it was. Illinois. It's Minnesota.

Minnesota. Too late. I was close. What do you call it? The category is superheroes. I love it. Buzz in with your name. What character's real name was

Bruce. Lunchbox. Batman. Correct. Bruce Bader! Yes, shot it's my three-old. What a lot. No. What did you say?

Bruce Banner. Oh, no, that's Captain Holt. That's Hulk. That's Hulk. Dr. Holt. Well, then they got the book wrong that I've been reading my son. No, Bruce Banner is a horrible. I'm going to bring it in and I will show you in the book that is Batman.

Bruce Wayne is. Maybe it's Bruce Wayne in that one. But who cares? I got it right, didn't I? What does he have to get? How many? It's best of three, Amy. Best of three.

Ready. Uh-huh. Superhero still? No. How are we doing? You guys feel pretty good or no? I feel great. I feel great. The category of science? You know what? I got my first C and Miss Beer Science class.

You stopped fucking fifth grade. What's the smallest unit of matter? What? I don't even know what that means. Me either. I don't know what you're asking me. What's the smallest? Eddie.

I ounce. Electron. No. Let's box. You won anyway. One. It's an Adam. It's an Adam.

It's an Adam. It's an Adam. It's an Adam. You want it there? Who! Well, Eddie, you didn't win. You said you could smell it. I could still smell it.

I feel like Amy is just happy as lunchboxes. What do you call that? Hey, what was the question? Choked. No, I don't know. I didn't choke. I wanted to choke. Ramundo says he's noticed an old man thing I'm doing in studio.

What am I doing? Yeah, in between breaks, sometimes during songs, a good three-minute song is when you go get that stretch in. I'm injured. I know, but you're going left to right, down the middle. I mean, it's a good, solid stretch you're doing. I mean, that's an old man thing. Getting up and stretching his old man. I have a hurt leg.

I got a hurt shoulder. I've been training so hard for the next. I don't really know why I'm training so hard. But still, I think that's why I'm stretching just to get it loose. Did you used to stretch in your younger days? I didn't get hurt in my younger days. Well, then you're getting older. This is like.

Oh, crap. She got you. All right. Thank you, Ray. I'll stretch privately for now on, okay? Just make sure that camera doesn't catch you. The Babble Ball Show Here's Amy's pile of stories

Does Lunchbox think he's a bigger celebrity than Carly Pierce? Oh, yes. That's not even a question. She's won awards. So by. She played stadiums with people. She played openers when, you know what? No one cares about the opening act.

Well, that's a song that we wrote because we were the opening act. Yeah, it's like... I think Carly is 10 times more famous than Lunchbox is. Yeah. Yeah, why do you ask? Well, because she's basically having a yard sale today. And she said she was going through her closet, doing some spring cleaning, and she found so many clothes that need new owners.

So she's selling her clothes at a pop-up shop. Oh, not at her house? No, it's not at her. She can't do it at her house. She's really weird. But lunchbox can this weekend. Absolutely. He can.

She's so famous, she can't even eat her house lunchbox. No. But she realized it's CMA Fest in Nashville, and there'd be so many fans in town to be so cool that they could maybe come shop her items. And guess what? She's donating everything to support health care for the music industry. And you're donating? None of it.

Okay. None. None. Like, not even a percentage. He doesn't need to. Not even like the whole tithe. Can you do your thing? Yeah, no way. I'm not going to guilt you on that one. Yeah, she does that to get good press. No. She probably doesn't need the money because she's famous and pretty rich. Oh. Yeah. Okay. All right. What else you got?

So I saw a headline, Mrs. Doubtfire meets El Chapo. Okay. So I had a click on that. And there's this guy. He was serving prison time because he's like a gang leader. And he decided to set up a conjugal visit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, where you make love to somebody.

Well, yeah. So the woman came in, then gave him woman clothes. He dressed up as a woman and walked straight on out of jail. Wow. So wait, does she serve his time now? She stayed in there. She put a mustache on and she's like, I guess I'm him now. No, but isn't that crazy?

That's crazy. Do they catch him? Yeah, a few hours later. His freedom was short-lived, but still, I mean, I'm glad they caught him because it sounds like a pretty bad dude. But it's still kind of crazy that he got out that way. All right. And Americans are worse tippers now than we were pre-COVID. Creditcards.com took a survey and, you know, during COVID, we all vowed, we're going to tip more because the service industry has been hit real hard.

Well, now that we're back eating again, we're not. We're not tipping. Tipping is down. And so I just would encourage you if you're going out to eat this weekend. And people in the service industry, they're working extra hard because restaurants can barely staff the place. Nobody wants to work. So those that are working are working extra hard. So be kind.

And they're only working because they feel like they should work and not take unemployment because they probably make just as much making unemployment. So if anything, that's like a tip of the cap to you for showing up to work. Yes. So be kind. And then also, I'm not asking you to go above and beyond with your tipping. Just tip. The fact that people would do a zero. That's crazy.

That's crazy to me. That's crazy to me. Okay, Amy, thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. Come on! It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

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Grab the SUV, one, two, three. They lift it up and pull the person out, non-life-threatening injuries. Wow. So many lucky things happen there. The fact that he wasn't, or she, I don't know who's pinned. Yeah, I don't know if it's a man or the woman. It wasn't killed regardless. They could lift the truck off or not.

I mean, you get run over or pinned down. That's bad news. And how about that? All the beachgoers, go on safe. Yeah, they got off their beach towels, threw the sunscreen away. And their bikinis, too. Oh, wow. A lot of a be. Yeah, bikini. Some were in banana hammocks. Dudes? Yep. Yeah. All right. Thanks for that.

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