The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Full) Blind 90’s Country Karaoke + Lunchbox Slid Into Amy’s Sisters DMs

Episode Date: July 22, 2022

The show competes in 90’s country karaoke. We spin the wheel and they have to perform this song it lands on…without the lyrics! Lunchbox slid into Amy’s sisters DMs for a sleazy reason that lead to him calling her for an odd request. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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being here. We're going to play blind 90s country karaoke a little later on in the show. Now here's the situation. We are very excited because we have a lot of money to give away on this show. And this is rare and usually I have to give away my money, so it ain't very much. Like 10 bucks. But I have a new show coming out. It's going to be on NBC Tuesday night, which is the 26th. It's called Snake in the Grass.

But then it goes over to USA Network on August 1st. And so to celebrate the premiere of Snake in the Grass on August 1st, we're going to play two truths in a lie. You'll have a chance to win $25,000. Wow. What? Yeah. Or more. Wait, we do?

Multiple times. You don't. Listeners. No, listeners do. So, wow. It's the most money we've ever just given away to a game with callers. It's going to happen more than once. So just go over to bobbybones.com.

You'll see the rules and you can sign up to play and we'll grab some of you and put you on the air. And you just, there's just a lot of money. We have a lot of money. I can't believe it. I'm going to be honestly, I can't believe it. So we have a lot of money. It's not one of these things where we just draw. We're going to get multiple people.

We're going to play for a lot of days. Somebody's going to win money. you can win 25,000 bucks or more. This is unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Scova told me because I'm very excited about the show and USA Network is like we want to invest in this show because we believe in it.

And this show is all about just spotting the liar. We all think we can hang out with somebody or a group people and be like, well, I can tell them they're lying. That's what the show is. And there's other stuff involved. They're flying across stuff and clues. But it's really just boils down to can you tell when somebody's lying. And so that's the goal as you're watching.

But we're going to do that on this. show and it's the most it's just a lot of money and so I'm really excited they're gonna get to us I was like maybe we can get 500 bucks from them and Scoot was like oh no we got a lot they gave us a lot more than that wow so we're gonna do it upright be sure to watch snake in the grass the NBC premieres of 26 but the USA premiere which I really need you to watch is Monday August 1st so that being said cool I go to bobby bones.com and sign up just in what are we gonna do it's good we're gonna call them we're gonna just look draw somebody like a bunch of random people? Yes, we have to randomly do a drawing and then we'll call them and bring them on the air and play multiple people to play the game. It's like a game we play all the time on the show. You go up 25,000 bucks. Okay, so there's that. I want to say that to start the show. Everybody feeling good? Yeah. Lunchbox like started shaking. He thought, I mean, I thought I was about to win $25,000. Why would I play a game for that much money for you? Like you get paid to be here.

Yeah, that's the game you get to play. Come in and can you do a good job on the air? I mean, sometimes you like to put up $10, $20? I thought you were up. Oh my gosh. I thought Wow, this is like hitting the lottery. But a listener will be able to win. I'm just going to say this. If you come on and want, it's multiple levels, you come on day one. Can I say day one? What's going to happen?

Yes, yeah, you can say it. So like next week, we'll bring someone on. Let's say it's Morgan. Morgan's on. All right, Morgan, we're going to do two truths and a lie. Can you identify the lie? And then we play the game. Like Morgan, I say, Morgan, my shirt is black.

Truth. Well, no, hold on. My hat. What color hat? Black. It's black too? You can't see it? No, I forgot what I wore.

My hat is black. My, I'm wearing my watch on my left wrist. Now, if she gets this right, she wins the money for the first day. So which one's the lie? The wallet, or the watch. Yes, because I'm left to hand it. I wear my watch on my right wrist. Now, if you get it right, day one, you win $5,000.

Oh, my goodness. That's it. You just won $5,000. What? No, no, no, it's an example. It's an example. But Scooby, that's right, right? That's exactly right.

And then everybody who plays the four during that week come back and then they're competing for big money. Oh, wow. Okay. So that's all. It's the easiest, most money game we've ever played. That being said, we're good, everybody? Oh, yeah.

I'm excited. We could even play around. Okay. No, stop, stop. You're not getting any money. You get paid. Okay. Yeah, you're good.

These people of losing get paid. But not to do this. Oh. Okay, we have an interview we're about to do here. Let me introduce you guys. We're about to talk to Katie Offerman. about Katie Offerman. She's from New Bromble's Texas.

She grew up playing the accordion and the fiddle and the mandolin and the piano and the violin. She grew up on a horse farm. Her dad homeschooled her in the barn. She played polka music because she had to play these instruments and they were like, hey, that's polka tour. She's like, okay. She just got married in May and she met her husband through a mutual friend. Here is her song, Don't Do It in Texas. Just don't do it in Texas.

It is now time to talk to Katie Offerman. on the Bobby Bones show now Katie Offerman So I did a podcast with Katie And it was so interesting I said hey come by the radio show too Katie good to see again Good to see you thanks for having me

Your story is so interesting You know I want to start with You were homeschooled on your ranch In a barn Yeah So what is it typical school day like Oh man well We used to get up like at 4 a.m

My dad was training horses But he also was like trying to run marathons And so we'd get before you am, I was a chubby little kid, you know, and so, like, he'd want to get up and go run down our mile long ranch road. And that pissed me off. Was it like PE? Was he like, diso school? Probably he thought it'd, like, put and still good character in me.

It actually just made me mad. And so we'd do that as a family. Like my mom, my dad, and me would go run out on the road, come back. You know, classic Texas homeschooler. We'd have our Bible study. And then we'd go out to the barn and get to business. this like at 7 a.m. So I was done by noon and then my dad would

take me out on the ranch and teach me on it start a fire with a magnifying glass. Things that kids should know. I've used that a lot in my life. Usually taught by other kids. Right. But you say you had no friends. What about the goats?

Did you have, do you name them? So many animal friends. Yeah, I mean, like I had Susie, my cow. Coco is my mean pony that was gifted to me because she bucked another kid off. You got a second hand pony. Right, I did. I did.

But we had everything. dogs, guineas, not guinea pigs, but guine's the bird. Turkeys, chickens, you know, sometimes we'd come home and they'd be slaughter in the backyard from the raccoons or the whatever it gets in. I can't remember. Mountain lions, whatever. I'm getting sadder. The more animals you mentioned that kill them, I'm getting sadder.

She's like, you know, just foxes. I want to play a clip of Don't Do It in Texas. This is from Katie Offerman. Just don't do it in Texas. So how instrumental is Texas? in your country music? Texas is my foundation, you know. I'm also just, I feel like

one of those proud Texans as any Texan is. But even just like growing up on the ranch or playing triple fiddles in a western swing band across Texas, you know, like I've put in a lot of hours and miles in Texas and that has shaped me to who I am

and the music too. Like, you know, Bob Wills or, you know, Like even Johnny Gimble, like I used to listen to music and love hearing, like, what was that fiddle solo or what was that, you know? And, yeah, people like Johnny Gimble, like fiddle player, like, who my age even knows who he is. Can you hear something and play it back on fiddle just by ear? Yeah, it depends on, like, how complicated it is. But if you just heard, thumb-da-do-do-da-da-da-d-d-d- You could just...

Yeah, I mean, yeah, just like that. Yeah, I mean, for the most part, I mean, you know, I don't know. I'm not even going to test you. I'm not going to start singing you melodies. You're so like in just all these instruments. Like the accordion, that big thing that's a piano and then the buttons on the side with the strap. The fact that you played the accordion and then you played it in a polka band and you toured at 12 or 30. Like my mind is blown because that seems like there's a lot going on in that accordion.

There's a lot going on. It's like pushing in and buttons and piano. It's like all that, right? Yeah, I think that's why it's in the closet right now. because it's just, you know, there's only so many hours in the day. That thing, I mean, man, if you stop playing that thing, you get rusty really fast. Is it super heavy? It's heavy.

I mean, I put it on like a couple weeks ago. I have the same accordion I had when I was 10, whenever I started. And even when I put it on now, I'm like, my God, you know, I'm exhausted. So I've been looking at really cheap, small accordions on Amazon. Same. Yeah, right. Except I don't know to play one. We can do dueling accordions.

You're playing the opera September 2nd. I am. It's your debut. I'm really excited. Who's going to come watch? Oh, man. Well, my dad keeps calling telling me that some of his friends are driving up from Texas. I'm like, who are these people?

He's like, you remember Gene and whatever? I'm like, I don't. Actually, Leroy. Leroy is coming, I heard. So, Leroy, if you're listening, I'm excited. You're coming. But my family, you know, Colby's mom's coming. My husband, my mother-in-law, she's coming.

And they're splitting time. My father-in-law is going with their other child to the Iowa game because they're big football fans. That's kind of my main flaw is I'm not a sports person. So I know you are. Yeah, I'm a big sports person. Right. As most people are. Yeah, I'm big sports person.

But it's exciting. You're playing the opera the first time ever. I'm really excited. The opera is kind of, to me, the thing that makes it such a big deal is like I remember my grandparents aren't alive anymore, but I remember like being on their porch and listening to records and talking about, life and everything and it was like man the opera was something that they got they were like wow the chance to be able to play that one day they wouldn't even have a clue what a publishing deal was or a record deal like huh you know but i remember my parents driving me up when i was little and my

grandparents driving me up when i was little and we went saw like Allison krause at the opera and it's just like to me it's the best it's like going to church it was my grandmother too that got me so interested and now invested because I work with the opera and perform at the opera same thing. I wouldn't, I mean, she wouldn't know

what any of this stuff is that I do. But if I were to have told her I could play the opera she'd be like, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. The first time I went up

and I will do comedy there and I don't cover jokes. Jokes, something you don't cover. That's not really a thing. But I did, I covered my grandmother's favorite joke from Jerry Clower my first time up as my final joke

because I was just like she would think this is the coolest thing ever. So now I'm going to cover a joke that she loved And so it's super special. I'm excited for you. Thank you. I know they're going to be watching from above, but, you know, it's just, it's going to be a really special thing. And I can't wait. Now I'm like, am I going to get to play there again? You know, it's easy to start thinking about the next thing. But I'm just excited, honestly.

Her name is Katie Offerman. You guys can follow her at Katie Offerman with the C. And don't be surprised. I went to her Instagram, and you can watch her sing in real live. I mean, she sing with not in a studio, but then she grabs a fiddle and she kills the fiddle and you're just like, what in the world's happening? So quite the accomplished musician, but really great singer. I know you said it was late until you found your voice, like your literal voice, but wow, really great. Thank you. I appreciate that. You know, I feel like, like I was saying earlier, it's like God gifted me with about 10 notes. So I think he knew that I knew what to do with that because there's a lot of people out there because, man, I think all the time. I'm like, and I'll admit it, I am. You'll feel.

find a thousand girls that can sing just, you know, all around me. That's not going to be me. But I just hope that whatever I do and whatever I say, I hope somebody believes, you know, and I hope that it is meaningful. And because that's all I can do. All I can do is

stay up there and play my songs and hope that somebody believes me, you know? We're going to play Happy Land Trailer Park. Let's do it. You wrote this with Joe Clemens and Rodney Closson. It's a pretty good room. So give me the gist of this song. so when I play it, people understand what they're hearing.

Yeah. It says in the song, everybody's got a different definition of the good stuff. And so, you know, yeah, it says Happy Land Trailer Park. And I have since Googled Happy Land Trailer Park, and it does exist. So I'm thinking it could be a road trip in my near future. But it's like, man, it doesn't have to be a trailer park. Whatever your happy place is, if that's sitting in your couch, a cup of coffee, you know, if it's with somebody you love, if it isn't, I'm,

I have a sense of adventure. So for me, it's like, where can I go that I haven't been? Whatever that thing or that place or that person is in your life, it's like, I hope you find it. Because life is short. And we wrote this in the middle of COVID and everybody was kind of down. It's just like, man, go find that thing that like burns a fire inside of you, you know? And heck, maybe it will be happy Lynn Trailer Park when I drive there in Canada. And there is one in Oklahoma.

So. I choose the Oklahoma one. Right, right. It'd be easier to get to them. I'm going to go to both. I'll report back. But no, this has been so fun. And also, y'all were the first people.

Like, I never heard myself on the radio before. And this song, y'all took a chance on it played. And that was really, really special. So I'm glad that people got to hear this song. All right, let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

Hello. Oh, Bobby. I need some input on a disagreement between my husband and I. My husband is the best man in his friend's wedding this fall, and his best man he's responsible for playing to the bachelor party. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

My husband started a plan night of golfing and dinner, but then the groom asked, when are we going to the gentleman's club? Uh-oh. My husband informed him he hadn't planned on going to a gentleman's club, but the groom is insisting. I do not agree with my husband going. He insists he has to go if that's what his friend wants because it's his bachelor party.

But I've included my husband. Based on my religious beliefs, going to this type of club is the equivalent of cheating. I also feel that the tradition for a bachelor party is meant to let the groom have one last crazy night, but my husband already tied them not years ago, so he doesn't need a crazy night. My husband feels I'm way overreacting. Since most of you on the shore, Married, what are your thoughts on you, your spouse, going to a gentleman's club? am I overreacting to this or should I let him go and push down

my feelings about it or should my husband respect my feelings and tell his friends that he will decline to participate in this part of the night? Please help and the input is greatly appreciated from a disputing wife. Here's the thing. In your home you have your value system and that should rank above everything else. Now your husband

can plan all of it. He could actually pass it down and go, you know for me my morals do not allow me to go to this or if his do and he's like hey my wife's can kill me i can't take part in this part of it so i'm gonna let pass it over to you and you have to plan this so i'm gonna go off and i'm gonna dinner and i'm not gonna go to that there's nothing wrong with that i'll say first of all i've never been to a gentleman's club ever i don't that's not an equivalent to cheating to me but i'd never been if he ain't doing the cheating i don't think that's cheating i don't it's not for me it's but i don't think it's

cheating but if in your house that's the rule then that's that's the rule then that's That's the rule. I don't think he has to do it. I don't think he has to go. Because if the groom's like, all right, I'm getting married, we all got to go kill somebody. Well, you're the groom. Yeah, it's your party. Right.

You've always wanted. And there's not like a line that eventually, like, well, no. The line is where it's set in your house. So I would say if this is something you're strongly against, communicate that. Hopefully he is receptive to that. And then he doesn't go, you are not out of your mind to say that and believe. that. So, everybody on the show is going to have a different opinion about this. I can already tell. Lunchbox

is set up in his chair so high. He's just waiting to tell. He's like shot out of a rocket. So I say you are fine to say this and to enforce this and I hope that if you feel that that's what you need to do, you do it. My opinion. Lunchbox. Quit being the nagging wife.

I mean, geez, he's going to a club where some women dance. He sits in a chair, has some beers with his friends. What's wrong with that? It's just like watching the movie Magic Mike? Oh my gosh. Are you cheating if you watch Magic Mike? Well, it's a bit different. One, because you don't see ding dong, ding dong.

And then two, it's on the screen. It's not humans. Who cares if it's humans? He's there for his guys. He's here with the boys hanging out. He doesn't have to go up and get lap dances. Just because you're going doesn't mean you're going to get lap dances and go up and give dollar bills at the stage.

You can sit in your chair, drink beers. Nothing wrong with it. Quit being the nagging wife. And if you want to see how fun it is, go with him before the bachelor party and go to the club with It's your advice to her who it's against morally. Oh, morally, I get out of here. I'm not. It ain't cheating either.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Agree. And most of my friends have been. Almost all my friends have been. It's great. go crazy and it's not it's not the big deal to a guy that being said it's such a big deal

to you for him not to go that ranks above what he wants to do but lunchbox you've spoken thank you yeah don't let him be the nerd at the bachelor party oh my wife said I can't go I gotta stay in the hotel he obviously has no problem with it because he's like I need to go you know so

he does he does not have those same religious and moral beliefs that I feel like Amy well I mean I think that he does want to have a healthy relationship with his life and sometimes that's hearing what the other person's needs are, and she should not push down these thoughts at all. No, if this is how you feel, you express them, and if he chooses to go knowing how you feel,

then we have bigger issues, because he should want to respect you just as you would respect him if the table's returned. Eddie? I don't know why. Say what you really feel. I don't know why bachelors have to go to strip plus. I know.

It's a dumb. It's a dumb tradition. Because guys for me, I've been married for a long time. and it's always a thing. You're going to a bachelor party. Are you going to a gentleman's club? And I'm just like, it's always, I would go. I would go. But since my wife has a problem with it, I'm always the one that says, hey, let's just, who wants to go? Who doesn't want to go? I'll stay. All right. The three of us will stay. The rest of you guys go. I've been in the situation two times in my life. And one time I went, I got in big trouble. The next time, hey, I'll admit, got in big trouble. The next time, I said, guys, who's staying with me? Three of us. Cool. The rest of you guys have fun. It's just not that big of a deal to a dude. That's my point, meaning. It's just dumb for a guy, but if it's so important for him not to go to you, I don't think he should go. Right. I agree with what you did and you stayed home the second time, probably because you learned. They learned.

He got grounded. Right. I've been there. Sometimes you've got to get grounded in order to learn your lesson. You know what I mean? So stay strong disputing wife. I think he should stay home and not go. But you think he's a nerd.

He's a nerd if he doesn't go. He's going to be laughed at all the guys. Oh my gosh. Okay. We really laughed up by dudes you see every once in a while or have your wife want to kill you every day that you see all the time. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's the answer.

Or tell your wife to relax a little bit. Eddie, when you relax that? The words relax a little bit to my wife, never. It actually makes things worse. Never make her relax. I say things to help her relax. Like, hey, would time you rub your shoulders? I'm going to rub your feet.

Hey, you want to go tomorrow? You have a picnic? You know what? Helps her not relax? Relax a little bit. That never works. All right. Thank you for the email disputing wife.

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Bye. Go ahead. Let me do this. Right here? Yeah. I'm in a game of twister up here Let's see My foot's been growing a little bit though

So it's bigger than your forearm My forearm I see something I've foot a little longer than my forearm That's interesting though I bet there's some Truths to that Fun fact Friday All right around the room Everybody brings fun fact Amy you're up

Nicholas Cage was once arrested for public intoxication And bailed out by a fan Who happened to be a bail bondsman That's pretty funny The bail bondsman dog the bounty hunter. Wow, it just elevated.

It went from a cool story to a really cool story. All right, fun fact. Lunchbox, you're up. Jennifer Lopez is the reason we have Google images. That separate tab when you go to Google and you click images. They created that after the 2000 Grammys Jennifer Lopez wore a dress. So many people were searching it. They were like, we've got to create an images page.

That green one? The green Versace. And that's how we got Google images. You're smiling really weird and creepy. You guys don't think that's... I do. I think it's interesting. That is so interesting that Jennifer Lopez, I mean, she brings us music, movies, and Google images. That's how we can Google hotties and swimsuits.

There it goes. All right, Eddie, you have a fun fact. Go. The first speeding ticket ever issued was in 1896 and he was going 8 miles per hour. He got a speeding ticket for going 8? Like on a horse? No, it isn't a car. But the speed limit was two.

Buddy. How do you go two in a car? I don't know, man. How do you go to walking? No acceleration, I guess. Wow, so what was the ticket? Did it say? Money, means?

They said at that time, it was a record. Like, whoa, this is the fastest anyone has gone. But there's no, like, what they charged on what the penalty was. Morgan, your fun fact. So before alarm clocks existed, people used nails fixed onto candles to wake up. So they knew how to calculate the candle burning time. It would put the nail at the right time they wanted to wake up. And as soon as the candle melted, the nail,

the nail would fall, make a noise, wake the person up. What? It's like ice, right? It puts on the ice, it melts. And then it falls. Oh, I'm up. That's crazy. Yeah.

There were also people called knockers that you would hire, and they would come with sticks, and they were like the neighborhood wake in a pack on the window to wake people up. Wow. But the problem is, what if the knocker fell asleep. Who did the knocker hire? It's like, who does your therapist go to for therapy? Yeah. So, yeah, wow.

That's pretty cool. It was like literally, like you hear the alarm. It's a nail hitting the ground. Yep. That's a good one. Mine's back in the day too. So George Washington was really tall for back in the day. He was in the 0.5% of tall people.

He was 6'2. The average male was 5'5. Wow. Back in that time. Wow, Ray'd be a giant. Ray would be, well, normal. I don't know about a giant, but he'd be normal. What are you, Ray?

5'6, but shrinking. But if you were 6'2, you were like a 6-8 or 6-9 guy now. So in George Washington was massive at the time. But you know George Washington, he was like a crazy military guy, right? The general. Yeah, we just think of him as being the guy with the puffy hair. And, of course, he was a general. But, like, he was, like, really popular and, like, really aggressive fighting.

He was a, you know, big fighter won a lot of battles. But I thought being 6-2 was, I knew I missed my time. I am 6-1. They asked me to the doctor how tall I was the other day. And I said, I don't know. Why don't we measure? And I knew I had on some really tall shoes. 6-1.

Yeah, tall shoes. I said what I'll leave it there. Fun Fat Friday. Baby bonjohn. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 30 Second Skinny. Kane Brown recently announced his new album, Different Man, will be out on September 9th. Here's a new song from it called Grand. John Party announced his new album, Mr. Saturday Night, will be out on September 2nd. Here's the title song. That's why they call me Mr. Never. Little Big Town announced this week, their new album, Mr. Sun, comes out on September 16th. Here's a new song from it called Rich Man.

I'm Morgan. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. There's a little girl. Her name is Avery. And right now she's nine years old. but over the past few years, she has operated her own lemonade stand. And some kids that do that, they like to pocket the cash for themselves, but not Avery.

She has been donating all of the money to local animal shelters. And before you think, I'm talking like 30 bucks, 50 bucks, 100 bucks, she just raised $1,040 for an animal shelter just last week in Pennsylvania. That's really great. You know, you almost got to be a kid within lemonade stand these days. I don't think of lunchbox for just selling lemonade on the side of the restaurant. road. We should try it. We should try that. I also think maybe somebody would shut him down for not having a permit.

Well, you know, there's some places shut kids down for not having a permit, which is so sad. I mean, I get it. But the cool part, too, is that Avery wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up, so that's why she's so passionate about selling the lemonade to help out the animals. Avery, that's awesome. I don't know if you're listening, but if you are, that's really cool,

and I hope you keep doing that. And I'd love to see the lunchbox try a lemonade stand. Me too. Just randomly. All right. That's what. what's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's time for easy trivia. Amy, you're up first.

Okay. Company slogans is the category. Just Do It is the slogan of what company? Nike. Correct. Lunchbox. Breakfast of Champions is the slogan of what cereal? Wheaties.

Correct. Our returning champion, he is wearing a crown because he is last season's champion. It's a tiara. Yes. It's like a crown, though. It's like it's a tiara. Yeah, it is. It keeps going and going and going, Eddie.

What slogan? What company? That's Energizer. Correct. Morgan, Taste the Rainbow is the slogan of what candy? Skittles. That is correct.

Nice job, everybody. You would move on to the next round. Now, if you miss it, you're eliminated, and not only are you eliminated, you're boned. You've been boned. You don't want to hear that. All right, it's easy. It's still going to be super easy this round.

The category is sports. Oh, awesome. Amy, a puck is used in what professional sport? Hockey. Correct. Lunchbox, how many holes are there on the golf course? 18. Good.

Eddie, how many points is a filled goal worth in football? Field goal is three points. Correct. Whoa. Morgan, how many bases are there on a baseball field? There are four bases. Yeah, I would have taken four or three, honestly, because you could have said home plate's a plate. I know.

I was like, it's home. We go with four. Good, good, good. All right, you're all moving on. Nice job. All right. It gets a little harder. Amy, great whites and hammerheads in the category of animals are what type of animal?

Sharks. Correct. Lunchbox, what country is the home of the kangaroo? Australia. Good. Eddie, what's a brannosaurus? It's a dinosaur. Good.

Morgan, what do you call it? young frogs or toads. What's a tiny frog or toad? Oh, a young, oh my gosh. I mean, a tadpole. That's correct. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

That's tough. I just read them as a list of. Oh, man. The next category. Classic cartoons. Oh. Easy trivia. Okay.

Amy, what's the name of Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend? The donkey is E.O. The donkey is. Is he your? Lunchbox, the mystery machine, is a vehicle from what famous cartoon?

Scooby-Doo. Correct. He's smarter than the average bear. But what's the name of that smart person? That's a yogi booboo. That's yogi bear. Correct. Good job. Bedrock.

Morgan. Oh boy. Bedrock is the home of what classic cartoon family? I do believe that is the Flintstone Okay, we're all still here This never happens where everybody lasts this long The category is Presidents

Eddie's got this round Amy, what's the minimum age to be president? 35. Correct. Would you guys miss that one? No, I got that one. Lunchbox, what president is associated with chopping down a cherry tree?

If you win this one, you're in the lead for the season, lunchbox. Yeah, well, I don't know a president that chopped down a cherry tree. Oh, gosh. What president is associated with chopping down a cherry tree. Man, but I know he's not a president. The only first thing that popped in my head was Johnny Appleseed, but he ain't a president.

Or was he? No, Johnny Appleseed is not a president. What president was associated with chopping down the cherry tree. What is a cherry tree had to do being a president? Um, I don't understand. Jefferson. Well, the story goes, true or false, true or not true, that this president said, I cannot tell a lie. When his dad said, hey, who chopped down the cherry tree?

He said, I can't lie. I chopped down the cherry tree. And so from that story, we're supposed to believe that he was a great, great man who couldn't lie. He's so honest. And that president was George Washington. You've been boned. What, but his nickname, I thought you were going to say Abraham Lincoln because his name's honest Abe. More than one person can be honest.

Yeah. No one knows that. Eddie, what president's on the five-dollar? They just answered the question. Well, yeah, after you gave the whole story. We knew it. We knew it. It's okay.

What president's on the $5 bill, Eddie? E. Oh, my gosh. The one is George. The 10 is Hamilton. 20 is Jefferson. What president is on the $5 bill, Eddie? Bones, I think it's Abraham Lincoln.

Is that your answer? I think, yeah. Correct. Wow Scuba looked up and discussed when you didn't know that answer Why? That's $5.10 bill, another five. Ask not what your country can do for you, Morgan. Ask what you can do for your country.

Is a quote from what president? Dang, I could have finished the quote. Don't know I know the president, though. Johnny Appleseed. This is a solid one. Oh, it's not. Okay. Was it one of the ones that fought in a war?

Not that I know their names, but probably one of those. John Adams? That'd be cool. Yeah, that's all I got in my brain. So John Adams. Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country. That would be JFK.

Dang. You've been boned. Well, I bragged on all of you that you all got to that round and then two of you died off. Amy and Eddie, you're moving on. The category is science. That's tough. Amy, what's the colored part of the human eye called? Okay.

Okay, it's called the Iris. The Goo Goo Goo Doll sang a song about it. It is Iris. Wow. Good one, Amy. Okay, thank you. Eddie, what's the name of the table of chemical elements arranged in order of atomic number?

Yes, yes, yes. The periodic table. That's correct. Amy, in the same category of science. What's the name of the sugar-rich liquid that bees collect from plants and they use to make honey? Nectar.

Correct. Oh, my gosh. She's so good. That's a good one. How many senses do humans have, Eddie? Smell, taste, see, here, and touch. Five.

Correct. Next category, Disney villains. Let's go! Amy, Corella DeVille is a villain in one. What Disney movie? 101 Dalmatians. Yes, Eddie.

Scar is the villain in what Disney movie? That is the Lion King. Correct. Amy, Ursula is the villain in what Disney movie? Little Mermaid. Correct. Oh, my gosh. Jafar is the villain in what Disney movie?

That's Aladdin. Correct. The category is superheroes. Yes, let's go. What superhero's real name is Peter Parker, Amy? Spider-Man. Correct. Eddie, Steve Rogers.

What the? Steve, who? What superhero's real name is Steve Rogers? Steve Rogers? I have never heard of Steve Rogers. That's Captain America. Correct. Wow!

Wow, I've never heard of that. Amy, what superhero's real name is Bruce Banner? Let's go. You've been boo. Who is it? I don't... The Hulk. Wow, Eddie, for the win.

Let's go. Wakanda is the fictional home to what superhero? Bones for the win, give me Black Panther. That's correct. There he is. He hit him with a Steve Rogers and held on tight. I have no idea about Steve Rogers. That's crazy.

You did it again, Eddie. You take the lead in the series. Stay something to your people. Oh, guys, we're going to win this one. Stay with me. Don't worry. We're going to win this one. Our big winner, Eddie.

Nice job. A voicemail from Andy in New York. I was just wondering if Ray's song of the summer is out. Yeah, we're pretty well into the summer at this point. Just curious if there's any news on that one yet. Thanks, guys. Love the show. Appreciate that.

Ray told us months ago he knew a secret song of the summer that was coming out. It was a collab, and the whole music industry was going to be like bopping along. I don't know the song either. Where is it? So it is out, but I checked in our system. We have a thing called Music Point. It just hasn't been sent to radio yet for whatever reason. I don't know what they're waiting for.

But I did DM. I probably won't get a response, but the artists that are involved in it, I DM'd them. And I was like, hey, when is radio going to get to play this song? But if it's out, you can say the song. But I mean, maybe it's a secret single that they haven't told anybody about and they wanted them. A secret single, but it's like everybody just wants their songs played regardless, single or not. But you know how they say impacting radio. But it doesn't matter.

They will never say, but don't play it. But I don't know if they're ready for it impact. Okay, here we go. Who did you DM? Okay. They're not ready for the impact. Ray also has an envelope in there. And he has somebody in country music that has secretly.

got a divorce or is getting a divorce, and he sealed it when he knew it. In March. It was that long ago. And Scooba signed it, so it's official. But we still don't know who it is, and they haven't announced it yet. I haven't seen it on any websites. Do you still think they're getting divorced or are divorced? Yeah, no, the person I told me it was in total confidence.

I said, yeah, yeah, I can't believe nobody's talking about it. Major star. Oh, yeah. Huge. And someone we're not going to expect. You could expect it, but, I mean, they've been in the studio and stuff. everything seems hunky dory. Like they've been here.

They've been here. They've been here since the divorce. Yeah. Since the divorce. So, but we just don't know they're divorced. Correct. Why do you say it like that? I mean, that's all that's correct.

Yeah. And so it's not anyone that I've texted you privately. No. Like on rumors that I've heard. And now I'm texting Ray all like the secret stuff I hear. Now he gets all my information too because I'm just trying to figure out who it is. And he's like, nope. Don't do that.

So there's probably nothing in there. And he's just getting all the inside. No, there's something. Okay. Well, those two things. We don't know the answer to yet. Hopefully soon, though. That's what you've said.

You've said it since March. Probably secret because it's private. All right. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A surgeon is in trouble after removing a belly button without consent during surgery. A woman was getting an umbilical hernia repaired and something went wrong, so he had to remove the belly button. Well, the problem is he failed to even ever tell her about it post-stop, and she was wrapped up and bandages for a week. Finally, she was able to remove them and she looked down. She had no belly

button. What's a big deal? He didn't tell her. It's a belly. I don't have, I have a third of a belly button from a surgery when I was a kid. I've never once cried and thought, oh, I wish you had a belly butt. It's not a big deal. But he never disclosed, hey, so this could go wrong and I might have to remove your belly button. Do I have your consent? And then also, he never told her and she was That I can understand, but how is this a new story? He didn't a big deal. Well, he's in trouble. I support this doctor.

Really? Like the board of surgeons or health or something, they're investigating here. We have to vote on this every year as the board of doctors. Oh, yeah, you're a doctor now. He messed up, but it just sounds like a big story for a belly button does nothing. But it's a belly button. Like, it'd be weird if I look down to my belly button was fun. He didn't take it by accident.

He took it because it needed to be taken into surgery and then just forgot to write a little note. oopsie. And so now... Right. He should have that. Okay. Well, okay. Oopsie. Find him 50 bucks. $50. Let them get back to work.

Belly button, I don't think that's that big a deal. All right, what else? Authorities are reminding people to watch out for online cat scams. A recent case involved the loss of $24,000 worth of gift cards to buy a sphinx cat that was listed online. You would have felt... You'd have fallen for this. A fink's cat, that's the hairless one. And according to the feds, cases like these are not uncommon.

Stay alert. Well, you paid how much for a cat that never came? I just did the deposit. How much was that? I'm not saying. Okay, so that's my point. And then we start talking about it on the air and saying, we're going to out the person and all of a sudden,

Amy gets a refund. Yeah. And they kept saying, oh, we can't find the cat. They were in Louisiana. Hey, and what's that shady? Like someone selling cats from Louisiana. Yeah. I'm kidding.

It means nothing. All right, what else? You may know Dylan Scott from his song, My Girl. Yeah, that's my girl in the past. Well, it turns out he grew up 30 minutes away from Tim McGraw in Louisiana, but they have never met. And he said he's been in Nashville for 11 years now, just waiting and waiting for the day that he crosses paths with Tim McRaw. And I just got me curious, like, for you, Bobby, is there anybody in town that you haven't met or interviewed yet that you're just waiting to cross paths with or interview? No, I'd say more like avoiding.

Like that's happening. That's funny. That's funny. I do that a lot. No, I think we're pretty lucky on the show that we've built this monster of we're in hundreds of cities. And we get to kind of pick, right? That's cool. But there are people that I just am avoiding.

So you're not waiting. I'm not waiting. I'm like the opposite of waiting. So, yeah, they'll meet. At some point. Also, Dylan Scott's like, man, he's right down the road. Never got to play with him in the yard. He's like 20 years older than you, man.

You can't play in the cul-de-sack with Tim McGraw. That's true. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good. Kim Durkey bought an Apple Watch because you know she wants to track her fitness.

Oh, how many steps did I get? Oh, how did that run? What's my heart rate? Well, in May, she goes to sleep. In the middle of the night, Apple Watch wakes her up and says her heart numbers are off. It's her, I don't even know how to say these words, artreel fibration. Why would you try? And why would you take that story?

No, no, just let me get going. I'm with you. I like the story. And she's annoyed. It wakes her up in the middle night. She's like, man, this stupid watch goes back to sleep. Next night, it wakes her up again. What did it say? Yeah.

Her numbers were off her archery old fibrill preparation. I wouldn't know how to say that either, honestly. It is off. Yeah, I'd say her heart's messed up. Her numbers are off. And she goes, if this watch does it again, I'm going to throw in the trash. And she goes. And she goes to sleep.

Third night in a row, wakes her up. She goes, okay, I'm going to go to the emergency room and I'm going to see what's going on. There was a tumor growing blocking her heart. Wow. And the watch alerted to it and she had surgery and there was a four centimeter and it was growing rapidly and she would have died. You aren't that off unless it's called an atrial fibrillation.

Possibly. Yeah. Whatever. What I say? Artreal. But I don't know. Atrial. It doesn't matter.

But you weren't that off. But it's spelled AT. Yeah, yeah. We're good on that. A trial. A trial. Atrial. Atrial, maybe.

But my father-in-law has this, and it's a-fib. That's an easy way to say it so that you don't have to try to say the whole thing. Just a-fib. Why didn't they write that in the story? Yeah, why didn't they write that in the story? They try to write the big words. But yes. I wouldn't have gone to the emergency room, though, even her.

I mean, I might have called me like, hey, can I get in next week? This is saying this. I wouldn't have gone. I need to go to the emergency room. I mean, how crazy is it that the third night she's trying like, okay, I'm going to go to the ER. And they tell me nothing's wrong. I'm going to throw this watch away. and her blood supply of the heart was being cut off.

And she was going to die. Yeah, that's awesome. Wow, he's really dramatic there. And so she had surgery and the tumor's gone. Boom. Boom. All right, there you go. Great story.

You know what Apple Watch does? Nothing. I don't know how to do anything with it. Well, then you're good. You're healthy. I don't know that it does that. Oh, okay. Yeah, it doesn't do anything for me except tell time and dies.

That's all it is. All right, that's it's it. Thank you, guys. That was tell me something good. So there was a tell me something good on Tuesday, and Eddie had the story of Zach Tweet, the freshman linebacker at the University of Iowa. You remember that story? Of course, yes.

So what do you remember from it? Yeah, there was a lady stranded on the side of the road. Her tire popped or something, and her phone had no service. So she was going to call AAA or whatever, but she had no service. And then Zach shows up out of nowhere and changes her tire for her. That's good to remember that. Yeah. That's a good one.

So anyway, here's that calling our... Right now? Voicemail line. Hey, how's it going? This is an actual hockey football player that changed his flat tire. No, I urge you guys this podcast the other day and just wanted to call in and say thank you. That's pretty cool. And thank you for covering that.

But we totally love to talk to you guys sometimes. All means you can be called back. And yeah, best of luck. We'll talk to later. Pretty cool. That is awesome. We'll probably talk to him next week or so. We have his number, so we'll call him.

That's so cool. Want to tell me something good, Act? It turns out to be true. What do you know? We just read them. We don't get to talk to the people. I assume they're all true. That's pretty cool.

Here is Zoe from Oklahoma. I have a morning corny for Amy. What did the teddy bear eat for dinner? What? Nothing. He was stuffed. That's pretty good. And maybe because it's the kid.

Yeah. All right, good job, good job. Let's go to our corny. Ray, hit it. The morning corny. What web designers love finding bugs. What web designers love finding bugs? Spiders.

Huh. A web. It's like a riddle. Web designers. Like a real web. Spider webs. Yeah, web. That was the morning corny.

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It's really just all heart and soul up there. So, lunchbox, if you win, you get 60 bucks. Yes, let's go. I know you love money. It's going to motivate you. I love it. Everybody else. We're just playing for fun.

Okay, whatever. All right, so we rolled the dice and Eddie your first. Yes. So I'm going to spin the wheel. This will be the song that you have to sing. Let's go. Why did you choose to go first? Because I want to set the bar high.

It was your decision to go first. Absolutely. I'm going to dominate. He's the best performer. I'm going to dominate this game, so they're going to have to live up to my level. Man, I hope you get certain songs because there's songs. I know you don't know.

Are you ready? Let's spin that way. Come on. Come on. Give me one bad. Amazing. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, no. Eddie, you have Lone Star. This is not good. So you walk up to the stage and I'm going to talk for a second. Our judges are Mike D. Headwriter on the show, Scoobah Steve, executive producer of the show, and who I've brought on to the special judge today, Abby, who is our phone screener and just all-around utility player. Abby, how are you?

I'm good. I love this. And so I know lunchbox was a little irritated when you were announced a judge. Yep, kind of ruined my. This is making my day right now. No, but you've got to be impartial. Don't be rude. She's not being rude.

She hasn't said anything rude. So, Eddie, you'll perform. You'll have about a minute and a half. after until the chorus is over. This is not good. And they will judge you and write your scores down, and I'm not going to know until the very, very end. Okay, everybody, you good?

Are you ready? No. Here we go. It's Eddie performing Lone Star Amaze. I don't know this song. I don't even know when this song starts. He's sandbagging. Baby, when I see you, you know I want to be you.

Even when you have no makeup. You are so beautiful, even when you're ugly. Girl, you know I'm in love with you. Baby, when I see those eyes, they are like paradise. And I want to go on vacation with every day for the rest of your hand. Baby I'm amazed by you There he is Eddie Wow wow wow

Dude that was the worst Wow so I'm not a judge So I can make some comments here Oh boy Did I get any of the words right I'm surprised you got almost none Now You did fit in the word amazed

At the end in the right spot Was it in the right spot I'm gonna do each of you guys A pro and a con Because I don't want to affect the judge It's too much Your pro is You sounded great

I sound like Richie No No You sounded great You're a good singer and the stuff you were making up on the fly, pretty funny. Not bad, huh? Yeah, pretty funny.

Yeah, like the whole paradise, go on vacation with you. It's good. Loved it. Even when you're ugly, I laughed. The con, how do you not know more of that song? I don't know, dude. I don't know. I think maybe that just must have been a song that I never listened to, like, lyrically.

Obviously, I knew the melodies, right? You felt it. I knew what it was kind of saying, but I didn't know what the words were. I felt in your voice, I could hear a little guard shameless. Oh, yeah. Cause I'm ashamed! Yeah. Did Richie not do that?

Nope, nope. That song shouldn't have that, actually. There he is. Write your scores down. Mike, Scuba, and Abby. I'm going to go back. It was a great vocal performance. Yeah.

The rest of it was rotten. But everybody's going to be off vocally. Except for Eddie. All right. Lyrically, you're going to be off. Morgan, are you ready? Are you next? No.

Oh, Amy's next. Let's go, Amy. I do not want to follow that. Come on, Amy. All right. Here we go. On the Wheel of 90s country songs. There's fancy, there's dust on the bottle,

she's in love with the boy, strawberry wine, friends in low places, carrying your love with me, Chattahoochee, boots scoot and buggy. Which one would you like? I would like carrying your love with me. Yeah, that's a pretty easy-ish one to sing. That's the one.

The other ones I know all the choruses, but I don't know that I know the first verse. Well, it'd be tough to follow Eddie because he knew every word. Yeah, no. None of them. Vocally, he sounds so good. Are you scared?

Yeah, I'm a little nervous. All right, here we go. Let's spin that wheel! You have carrying your love with me. That's crazy. She got carrying your love with me. Oh my goodness. Well, you got what you asked for.

That's the one I knew. Amy has walked up to the stage. Oh, you can't start backing off now. She's like, well, I don't know. Amy has her ear. Her ears in. Ray, is she ready? Here she is.

Carrying your love with me. Baby, all I got's this beat up. leather bag and everything I own don't fill up half but don't you worry about what I got because all I got's gonna get me home to you

where I want to be oh yeah because I'm I'm doing it I'm carrying oh I'm carrying your love with me West Virginia down to Tennessee I'll be moving when the good Lord speaks I'm carrying your love with me

Goodbye kiss is going strong Every kisses that we got is going on Because I'm care Goodbye just Shut up This battery back where am I Carrying your love with me All right there she is

Oh wow wow So fun facts If the headphone pack, what's this called? This pack falls out of your headphones. You can't hear the music. Fun fact. So, there is Amy doing the song that she chose.

The good was, you did know the words. It's some. Yeah, you do the words. The bad was, vocally, not your strongest. Well, can't sing. Being singing better than that, though. I can. Oh, yeah.

What? Yeah, you couldn't find it. You just couldn't find it. And then it's a tough song because there's really no energy there. And then when you tried to overcompensate, it just was a little weird. Yeah.

And then you dropped the whole pack. You couldn't hear. Couldn't hear a debt. Now I know if that were to happen to an artist, like they just can't hear? We snap, we put on our belt, like our back. I put mine on my back pocket usually. Oh, you probably just don't carry it.

I don't put it in my hand in here. Okay, well, I hope George is not listening. Oh, he is. I'd be cool if it was. I hope he's listening. So that is Amy doing George straight, carrying your love with me. Okay. The one she wanted.

The one that she chose, yes. Mike, screw of Steve and Abby, write your scores down. I don't even think I got the West Virginia out to Tennessee out. I think you got that part. I did. I think he said it.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. Are you one of those performers that blacks out? Like, you don't remember what went down? I think I just flunked. Where am I? Yeah. And I shake?

Like, we are on microphones all day, every day. So why am I shaking? You're singing and you're competing. Big prize. $60 for lunchbox. That's a price. Okay, so in a second, Morgan will go and the lunchbox drew.

Yeah. He got to pick and he wanted to go last. Close out the show. So, because I'm a little insulted for everybody who likes country music, we're going to play the real version of George Strait, carrying your love with me. Ooh, good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're giving away a bunch of money on the show next week to a lot of different people. So if you go over to Bobbybones.com, you can see the rules of where we're going to play two truths and a lie every day on the show next week with a different listener. and if you just win on the show, you win $5,000 immediately.

That's it. We're just going to give you three statements. It's awesome. You win $5,000 immediately. Then you come back, win or lose at the end, and you compete for a chance to win $25,000. Even if you lose, you get to come back. Wow.

So we just got to get, because we're on all time zones, we can't go call now to be on because there are people in certain time zones that can't hear that at the right time. So you go to Bobbybones.com, read the rule, sign up, and we'll get a bunch of listeners on next week to play two to play two,

It's in a lie. It's not even that crazy of a game. And it'll be about us. You know, there'll be three people and two of the will tell a story that's true. One will tell a false story about themselves. And if the caller can name it, money, money, money. So go to bobbybones.com. And don't forget Snake in the Grass. That's who's giving us the money. Snake in the Grass is my show. It's the premiere Monday, August 1st on USA Network. So enter today. And please watch Snake in the Grass or I'll be fired. All right. Well, come back with more of 90s blind karaoke. More is up next and then following her to close out the show Lunchbox. We'll be back in a second.

Let's go. There are a lot of 90s country songs on this wheel. Whatever it lands on. You have to sing, but you don't get to see the words. You're just going from your own memory. And so it's 90s country blind karaoke. There are two performers left, Morgan, then Lunchbox. Yes.

And if Lunchbox wins, he wins $60 in cash. That's right. Let's go. That's the only way I can get them to like play games And like really put effort in Okay, so Morgan you're up Yep Is there a song that you'd like to see?

I mean, I just want a lively song I'm not really good at slow songs So give me some energy Give her some tempo, give her some energy Let's spin that wheel What will it land on? Wow Oh, that's what she gets out of

Man, I feel like a woman Oh my dude She's gonna dominate. She's a super fan of Shania Twain Yeah, Amy's a super fan of George Strait How? This is crazy. You guys are getting exactly what you want.

Eddie, well, he was amazed. You met Richie one. One time. Yeah, it's cool. Morgan. Yeah, clip it in. You are now on the stage. Yeah.

You've probably heard this song 10,000 times. I have, but the problem is I get so nervous when I come in this room. I just forget everything. That's what happens when I play trivia. That's what happens when I sing. A good excuse. It's true, though. I literally forget.

I get so, like my hands will start shaking. I don't get it. You tried to be on Chenaya Twain's superfan. Like you're that much of a super fan. You try to get on the show. They probably didn't hire you because you're too normal. Yeah, I wasn't crazy enough. Yeah, you weren't crazy enough.

But you are crazy about Shania. I do love Shania. And I have sang this song at karaoke nights. But I've had the words. Okay. She's usually drinking. I listen to this church. She knows this on inside now.

Drinks. We need drinks. We need drinks. Morgan, are you ready? Yes. It is now time to perform. Man, I feel like a woman. Go ahead.

Let's go girls. Come on. Going out tonight Feeling all right Gonna let me all hang out Wanna make some noise Reut change my voice Get a little

Clean and shout D-D-D-N-N-N-N-N-A I'm off Woo! There it is No inhibitions Make no conditions Get a little

Out of line I ain't gonna act politically correct I only want to have a good time and that's thing I feel like a woman and get a lot to have a little fun and be crazy oh oh drink attraction give the attraction like a woman there she is more we're getting with her performance

wow I got a lot of stuff to say You know, I've heard like babies, like, sometimes they'll be like gagging or they'll be like, yeah. That sounds like part of that song, like a baby gagging. That feels fair. Yeah, that's good. Well, the good. There's passion there. I tried really hard.

You also started way off or just a few beats. Yeah, it's a little bit early. But then you caught yourself. And most can't do that. And so I do commend you for going, oh, I'm off. And then, oh, I'm off. baby to me when she would do that part. It's like a baby. I was trying to do Sinai as, uh, oh, oh, oh.

No, no, we got, whatever you're trying to be. I liked it. I could tell that you needed to be drunk. A little bit, yeah. And also, I needed to be drunk. So we really like it. So we'll let our judges write down their scores. Write them down. Mike D. Also, Scoop Steve and Abby, the scores are 1 through 10. And we'll tabulate the boat's coming up in a second.

And there is Morgan sitting back down. But nice job. again. Wow. If there's a tone deaf it's your name you're battling for it. Hey, listen, it's a really good thing I never tried to be a singer, right?

Oh yeah, weren't you trying? You were trying to be. I tried, though. Morgan was? Yes. You don't remember making me sing karaoke on the show. We like, you know, it was a long dream long, long time ago. She wanted to do American Idol. I think like her parents.

I think I blocked that out. These witch-tidal girls are delusional. Okay. In Wichita, they tell everybody they can see. You're a good singer. Go to Nashville. There's a bus that just says Nashville. And they're like, all right.

I'm the judge right now. Like, I am the judge. Abby, he insulted you. Yes. You could at least be nice in this one second. Okay, lunchbox. It's now your time to shine. It's my time.

Ladies gentlemen, walking to take. Oh, you're taking a shirt off? No, no, no, no. Oh, just one shirt. Okay. I got my shirt. I can't be performing a sweatshirt.

Okay. All right. We thought you were going fully shirtless. Oh, gosh. Okay. Lunchbox is walking up to the stage. Plugging in. Is there a song that you'd like, Lunchbox, of all up on the wheel?

Carrying your love with me was the one I only knew. Yeah, that's the one I knew. I feel like you know strawberry wine. Strawberry wine. Our friends in low places. Oh, for sure, friends in low places. Is there any... Lunchbox, stop wearing the microphone.

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I don't care. I'm nail whatever you should give me. So just give me something. He's like messing with a microphone. I don't want it on the stand. I need to move. Hey, good singers like it a certain way.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right, you don't care what song you. No, just spin it and give it to me. All right, here we go. Let's spin that wheel! What do you say? What do you say? You get Chattahoochee!

Okay. That should be easy. Who sings that? Who do you think sings that? Chattahoochee. Alex. Who? Alan Jackson.

Correct. Yes. Is that right? All right. You don't get any points, though. You don't get any points. But I don't know the song. Yeah.

What do you think it sounds like? It gets hotter than a hoochie-coochie. Right. There's a guy. He knows what I know. That's the only word I know. Okay, now I need to yell right now. Okay, here we go. Ray Moon, wait. Wait, wait. Why are you? Your hands on your knees. I'm trying to think about it. It looks like you're squatting.

I'm trying to hear the song of my hand. No, no, no, you can hear it in your head. Ray, hit it. Oh. Oh, Louisiana Saturday night. No, that's not that. Full beer moon and a Louisiana night. You got love, did a lot of living. Little about love. I dropped her off early, but I didn't go home.

Great snow cone. No, I was willing, but she wasn't ready. Burned Georgia on the asphalt on the Georgia night. Got a little crazy, but we didn't get caught. Oh, yeah. Talk about women. Oh, and a free willie. Here we go.

It's a Chattahoochee Night down in Georgia. Chattahoochoochoochee, Chattahoochoochee, Chattahoochee. How does this song go? I don't know. Here we go. Oh, no. I'm going to lose $60 because I don't know Chattahoochie on a Friday night. My date on the Saturday night.

She didn't want to make out, so I dropped her off early. Got a great snow cone, and it was really good. He even had the background vocals. Wow, wow, wow. And never seen anything like it. I'm going to tell you. Never seen anything like it. Done this bit a bunch of time.

Never seen it. have before. Okay. What's the strong point? Okay, let's talk about it for a second. The strong point was... I knew Chadducci. That you did know the lyrics. A lot of them. They were not in the right

place. They were not in the right... You just said words that were in the song, like Snow Cone dropped off early and never went home. Yeah, she was willing, but I was willing, but she wasn't ready. I know that. Yeah. That's the one he knows. You took her home early. That's what he got tattooed on his arm. But then he adapted that to, like, she didn't

want to make out, so I left her. Remember? kind of what the song is about, right? Put out or get out or something. No. Okay, listen. No. It's not.

It's just about... Because they went down by the water or something? No, no, it's just about life at summertime. Oh. Went down yodder on chatter on... Oh, that's it. It gets harder than hoochie-coochee. I forgot to even say that part.

You didn't even say hoochie whenever you were saying that was the one thing you were going to say before you... I know, but I didn't know where it went. I thought it came in the course. But didn't know where grapes still went either. Did you know where Graves still gone went? Yeah, you didn't meet any of the places. Before he dropped her off. All right, let's let our judges round.

Wait is the first lyric of that song anyway. Lay down yonder. Oh, that's it. And then hoochie-coochie right after. That is the beginning? Oh, man, that's rough, man. Okay, guys. I think it's gonna be a close one.

I got a shot. You do have, honestly, you do have a shot. Because this was all a disaster. Pretty bad. Yeah. If you'll bring me your individual scores of all the contestants, please you're gathering the scores. And if lunchbox wins, he wins $60 in cash.

and if anybody else wins, you just had fun. All right, writing it down. Hey, Ray, you're not playing. Who do you feel like is going to win this? Definitely not Lunchbox. Eddie's was really, really good, but I also kind of weigh that as he's a musician, Amy's wasn't good.

Unfortunately, I wanted it to be better. Morgan gave energy, but I would say Eddie's the winner. Okay. Did you say me? He said, no. In last place, we're going to work from the bottom up. And last place, it's not lunchbox.

Wow. Somebody that was really bad. It's not just that. It's just passion, I think, at lunchbox is not. You may have won lunchbox. That's right. In last place, Amy. Oh.

I didn't win last. How about that, sucker? At least I placed. That's right. No, no, no. Everyone placed. In next to last place. or third bronze

not lunchbox yes yes it has to be Eddie has to be do you think it's me yes oh no and next to last place Morgan

oh my goodness hey I'm on the I'm on the pedestal thing it's fine yeah you're bronze let's go I'll take the third this is about to be

upset city so it's me and lunchbox do you believe a miracles do you believe anything is possible uh yeah it's either Eddie or lunchbox

it's like passion versus vocals. Yeah, this is tough. There's a separation. Probably about half a point. Of one point. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

Let's go. Oh, my goodness. I may do an encore. Oh. I might do an encore. They've got to ask for an encore. No, no. We have to clap a whole lot.

I can hear it through the radio right now. They're going, encore, encore, in their cars everywhere. In their cubicles. You're a winner of 90s country, Blind Karaoke. If I lose to Lunchbox, I know, I know. What does he say?

I'm going to end it? Yeah. Your winner is, Eddie. Oh, yes. Nice job, honey. The fact that I won by one point, I don't know how that makes me feel. And my second place was Lunchbox? That's crazy.

You won. I know, I know. I know. But that was tough, man. Like, I didn't know any lyrics to amaze. and it was not very happy with my performance. And Lunchbox, what we learned from this, if you just have passion for your work,

sometimes things work out. Yeah. Like you did pretty good. That's good. No, you did terrible. We had passion as terrible. And if you just throw some words in there. Just try hard.

Yeah, man, I had it. Bones, I'm curious. What did Abby give him? They just pulled the score off. Oh, wait, here we go. No, you don't have to say Abby. Let's just say Abby. Let's just say Abby was the lowest.

No, let's just say Abby was quite generous and very kind. Oh. Look at that. Look at me. So we'll leave it there. All right. Eddie, you're a champion.

All right, I'll take it. Ray, if you'll play a maze and Eddie, you'll sing us out. No, no, no,

I will not. Here we go, Ray, hit it. Here we go. Just because I love you. No, he's going to play the song.

Oh, okay. Yeah, here we go. Sing it about us, though, this time. You're going to go ahead. You're going to the words. Happy Friday, everybody.

Bobby, you're my best friend. Amy, you're my second best friend. Lunchbox, I don't know, you are. I know what you are. Man, but I love you. Sometimes I hate you.

But friends in this room is what we are. All right, I've got enough. All right. What are you back in a second? Morgan, you do the web so good. Oh, I'm still going. Okay, get you go. Ray, you're great at audio.

Yeah, that's true. And Abby, you pick up the phone. Mike D, you don't say much But man, you're so funny The way you write on this show The way it writes on this show But you have amazing stories You had beard, he had a beard rhyme

And I love your beard No, I didn't write up No, you had to get an easy one and you missed it All right Scoob, I love your beard A lot of loving this song Baby, I'm amazed. You go back to the original line.

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I need to talk to you. I'm working on a surprise for Amy. So can, like, I get your number or whatever. And so she did. So he lied to get her to call him? Yeah, because when she called him, he didn't have a surprise for me. By the way, for those that are new,

Amy's sister has a new TV show on HGTV. Yes. And what's it called? Building Roots. And they live in, and their business is called Root. Well, their coffee house is Root House. The design company is Root Design Co.

And they live in Colorado. So it's like based in the mountains HGTV wanted and they, you know, remodeling houses and stuff like that in the mountains. So Lunchbox just been trying to get on the show, even though he said the show wasn't good. He just wants to be on TV. So your sister calls him.

I guess I don't, I guess she gave, she said, hey, here's my number. You have to call me anytime. And he called her. Lunchbox, your version of the story. I went to Amy, a friend to friend. I was like, hey, can I get your sister's number? You never say Amy's your friend.

Ever. Go ahead. And I said, hey, can I get your sister's number? She's like, no, I'm not going to give you my sister's number. And I'm like, I just need to call her real quick. And she's like, no, I'm not giving you her number. Because you knew he was just trying to get on TV. I didn't say that rude, but I'm just like, no.

Basically, she shut me down, like, slam the door in my face. My sister has a lot going on right now. And I'm like, she doesn't need you calling her. So no. So then I said, okay, I'll just go Instagram. And I found her on Instagram, slid into the DMs. Like, hey, I got a surprise. Sliding into the DMs feels like you're trying to, like, hook up with it.

Yeah. Thank you, Eddie. Well, isn't that what it's called sliding into the DM? You just DM'd her. Okay, I DM'd her. And I said, hey, I'm working on a surprise for Amy. I got a few questions for you. I could call you. Can I get your number?

Was that a lie? Absolutely. And she's like, oh, yeah, that sounds great. I'd love to hear about it. And she sent me her number. So then I called her and I pitched her about getting me on her show. Because I want her to be able to get a season two. And if she has something to give the producers like, hey, look.

You don't want to get her a season two. Okay, just have a spinoff. Like one special episode. Like, we go to do a Celebrity's House and they fix the holes in my roof. and then while you're here, oh, you might as well do the kitchen, the master bath, you know what I mean? We could use this green porch in the back.

And, oh, okay, we can do all that real quick. It's a show in the mountains of Colorado, and he wants them to come to Nashville. Hey, the Brady bunch went to Hawaii. That's right. Friends went to London, you know? Jersey Shore went to Italy. Full house went to Japan.

Okay. Yes, he did to tour. So Lunchbox has had some issues at his house because a tree fell and it busted up his roof. And so he's trying to get this done for free and he's trying to get on TV at the same time. Exactly. Here is Lunchbox talking to Amy's sister.

Hello. Hey, Christy, how's it going? Hey, it's Lunchbox? It is Lunchbox. You know, I was thinking, you know, because you're trying to get a season two of your show building roots, and I want you guys to come remodel my house. I don't even know if we're getting a second season. No, no, I know you don't know.

That's what I'm saying. But if you go to them and say, look, all right, you know, you're on the fence about giving us a second season. But we have a celebrity that is willing to appear on an episode that will guarantee you a second season. Okay, so you think they know you. Absolutely. Absolutely they know me. I guarantee you they know me. Okay. So you want me to kind of pitch this idea to them? Yes. Like we're going to, oh, because I've been having, I have roof like a ceiling.

Like there's, I can see the sun through my ceiling and it's been like that way for a month. So I think, okay, you guys come, you fix my roof, you bring the cameras and then, oh, you know, if you want to remodel the kitchen, redo the master bath and maybe add a screened on porch on the back. I mean, that would be great TV. Okay. All right. Well, sounds like a fun idea. Okay, thank you so much. And sorry for sliding into your DMs.

I hope you have a great day and just let me know what they say. I'll check back with you maybe in a week or something. Or you just, you know, let me know whenever you talk to them. Oh, okay, lunchbox. Like, you're really going to talk to them. You really have to talk to them, though. This is going to make your career. Okay.

All right. I'll talk to you later. So I'm getting on TV. That's the end of the call. By the way, if you go do something with a celebrity on a TV show, the celebrity should be probably as or more famous than the person that you're going to do it with. And I would say she is more famous than you. Are you kidding me?

I mean, they don't even know if they're getting a season two because no one was watching. How many seasons do you got? Let me see. We're going on 19. You mean of this show? 19 years. Yeah, he looks at his watch. Yeah, he didn't even have a watch on.

He looks at the spot on his head. I mean, just tell me that that would not be great TV. and I thought it was a smooth way to get to her to have her go to the producers and it sounded like she was interested. I think she was like... She laughed a lot. Trying to just get you off the phone.

And he must have cut out the part where she was very concerned about my surprise. Yeah, she'd ask numerous times about the surprise and I just kept going about this. You never even addressed the surprise. He cut it out. He's like, Amy sick. I need to talk to you.

And then he never brings it up. Well, we'll wait for her response. Yeah, I'm hoping she's going to hit me back in the next week. But you shouldn't lie. Well, how else was I going to get her on? the phone. Then you don't get on the phone then. That's the point. And you don't get on the phone. If you can't get on the phone for the reason you want to get on the phone. No, people do that all time. They lie. They get that job interview and they nail it and they get the job. That's what

you got to do. You lie on your resume. You get that job interview. They can't turn you away. So sometimes... Then they fire you and then is it. Yeah. Okay. Let us know. Okay. All right. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Oak Harbor, Washington. A man likes to sleep with his gun in his waistband, so he has it in his waistband, goes to sleep night, honey, kisses his fiance night night. How does somebody sleep in the bed with him

with a gun and his wristband? And he rolled over? No. Discharge it, shudder in the butt. Oh. That's awful. And it doesn't matter his job. Somebody said, what's your job? If you're a cop, you probably put it next to your bed on a table.

Sleeping with it? Cartel, drug dealer. Then you put it under the pillow because you can grab it. I wouldn't Listen, what do I know? No, but really, you would put it under the pillow because you can grab it quicker than if it's on your waist. This must be someone that's just fastened into wearing a gun and looking cool. Or paranoid. But you can be quicker under the...

Yes. Think about your hands. When you sleep. Where do you sleep? Where are your hands in sleep? Under the pillow. Yours are under the pillow? Oh, yeah.

Like this like a baby. Oh, up by your head? I can't do that. Yours are down? Yeah, mine are down. Where are yours? I have one up and one across the chest. I don't know.

Your hands are down? What's wrong with down? Like by your knees? Like you're dead? Like in a casket? Yeah. Oh, wow. I try to lay,

and fall asleep at least, on my back as possible, because I have back pain. I keep my hands up like a roller coaster because I'm just all over the place from my sleep. I was like, ah, the whole time.

I don't know what's happening. So she got shot in the butt. Yeah, and he got arrested for discharging the firearm. Wow. Arrested. It's an accident. Idiot.

All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Word on the street is that Ray and Abby are driving down to maybe Alabama. I'm going to shoot a music video. Is that true? It's right on the border of Alabama, Georgia, and Tennessee. I love that band.

Yeah. Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee line. Good one. You guys are going to go shoot Vacation Part 2? We are. What's the theme? I mean, we're going to be on a lake. It's at an Airbnb.

It's a dope little beach house. So water, summer. Fun. If you haven't heard Vacation Part 2, here's a clip of it. Is your part coming up? Yeah. Okay, here's Ray's part in the song. Good job, Ray.

Amazing. I like that. And that's Abby. Abby Lee Anderson. So you're going to Abby? I am, yeah. So again, another word on the street is that you want to be in a bikini in the video? I did not necessarily want to be in one, actually.

Wait, so I thought your thing was you wanted to sing in a bikini, though, on Onlyfans. Well, that was way different. I was getting paid money for that. Well, this is how you build your following. But this is you doing something that's going to help your career if you're in a music, not a bikini, but being in a music video. Yes, true. Yeah. So, but don't be in a bikini if you don't want to be. I mean, I'm just going with the theme.

What's what? That you have to be in a bikini and they're just in a full clothes? No, everybody, the other girls are too. I'm going to wear like shorts and then a bikini top. Not too revealing. I don't want it to be too crazy. But how are you going? I don't want it to be too crazy here, but you were going to be in a bikini to sing songs and have people subscribe and pay you money.

Great question. Yeah. I just saw the doll. signs back then. Are you going to pay for this? No. No? She looks at Ray.

Am I? No. So you guys are going to go down, stay in a house for a night. No, it's all one day. And you come back same day? Yep. And shoot the music video. And what's happening then?

CMT? Well, that's the thing. Yeah, we said no logos on T-shirts in case CMT wants to use it. If not, it just lives on YouTube. We get a couple thousand views and we call it a day. I'm excited for you. I have a question, but why go all the way to Alabama, Florida? It's a dope beach house with chains and flur and stuff.

Okay. It's a whole thing. All right. Yeah, why, Ray? But Eric Dodd, he found this house and it's the absolute perfect one for the video, so we have to go. Is it a pool that's so cool? No, there's hot tubs, pools. It's a whole grill out front.

And they couldn't find that here. Well, Ray, awesome. For $1,500, you could use my house. Totally. I mean, you'd save that much in gas. I mean. It might be the whole vibe kind of like that Ozark, type vibe with the woods around the lake.

You have no idea. You're making that all. He sent me pictures of it. That's what I got. We can't wait to see the footage in the pictures this weekend. Yeah! By the way, Eric Dodd is opening up my Friday night show on August 12th. And Ray and Abby are going to come out and do that song. You are? Yeah. Already confirmed. We're good to go.

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