The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Full) – Hank Williams Jr. Performs In-Studio and Steals the Show + We Draft The Best Snacks from Our Childhood

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

Hank Williams Jr. stops by to perform a song from his new album. He also shares the story of when he survived a fall off a mountain. We bring back the draft and pick our favorite snacks from childhood. The loser will have to do something embarrassing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Is it a yard sale or garage sale? I'm confused. I mean, I guess it's a yard sale, but I called a garage sale because that's just what I called it growing up. You guys already got the stuff ready to go out? Some of it. I mean, we've got to get organized. My wife's been organizing all week, but she hadn't. organized as well as she should have, but what's the selection? If we come to your garage sale, what are we going to find? I mean, we're going to have holiday decor. We're going to have clothes. We're going to have kids toys. We're going to have kids. What's the high ticket item? Like, what's the most expensive thing you're putting out there? Oh, we got a couple coffee tables that we're getting rid of,

some lamps. What's a coffee table going to run me? Probably 50 bucks. Oh, that's steep. Yeah, that's cheap for a garage sale. I can probably get that down a little bit, huh? I get five for it. No, we'll hold out to the end. Then I'll wait until the end, see if I can get more, and then at the end I'll put $5 on it. Lunchbox has got a garage sale coming up. His address is... No, no, no, no, no. He's worried about what people will think about it. That's been the bit here is that he thinks that people aren't going to see him as a rich

famous celebrity, which he's not, so I don't know why he insists on people seeing him that way. Go ahead. And it's an image thing. When you think of a celebrity, you think, oh, they're well off and they're not, they don't need to sell stuff at a garage sale and it's a bad look for my image.

So it's like, ah, it's cringe-worthy, really. So he asked a couple celebrities here if they would have a garage sale, because he feels like he's like them. Right. So you go to from one celebrity to another, would you have a garage sale so I can feel more comfortable? That's what I want to know. Here's Lunchbox talking to

Kane Brown. Would Kane Brown have a garage sale? No, I love my stuff. So it's in my house and it's not going anywhere. And Kane makes too much money to have a garage sale, right? No, no, no, it's not bad. Well, I mean, that's what I think. I want people to think I make too much money, so when I have a garage sale is going to look bad on me, right?

People are going to be like, oh, lunchbox is struggling. Yeah, he'll be all right. All right, so you're saying I should have the garage sale? Yeah, have the garage sale. Okay, dang it. Why are you referring him in third person when he's right there next to you? Kane Brown. What did Kane Brown do?

So Kane said he would have a garage sale. He would personally because he likes his stuff, but he's not against having a garage sale. Right, so it makes you feel normal. All right, here's Chris Lane. I would not have a garage sale, but I come from North Carolina where we had a lot of garage sales growing up, so I support the garage sale. No, no, no, I get it when you're growing up. But once you reach a certain level of celebrity, you can't have a garage sale, right?

I mean, you can. But you're feeling when you hear, oh, celebrity having a garage sale, what do you think? I'd be showing up if I was a fan. Exactly, and that makes it awkward, right? Yeah, 100%. See, Chris Lane is on board. No garage sales for celebrities. That's one in my corner.

Are you selling any underwear, anything like that? No, no underwear. I don't have to use underwear for sale. I did my last time Like way back when before I was big time I sold underwear shoes Hats and people bought them up What date do you think you got big time? I just wonder if you have any calendar

I mean It's like circled where you're like big time No I mean you can just feel it It's a feeling like it's sort of like a viral video You feel it when it goes viral you just feel All of a sudden like man we're big time Well there's also numbers on a viral video That'll tell you it's been streamed

Yeah what's it is it a number in your bank account? No, it's not a number of my bank account. Trust me, it needs to be bigger than that. Do you think you're underpaid as a celebrity? Yes. Yeah. I think people expect me to be making millions of dollars. That's why you have to have a crush.

Exactly. Well, so we'll check in Monday, see how it went. It's happening. It's happening. Big day. Yay, garage sale. What time you can be up in the morning? I'll be up early, probably 5 a.m. to get it ready going.

On a Saturday. Exactly. Your body's not trained for that. It's trained for Monday through Friday, but if I do it on Saturday, I'm always like, Oh, man, this stinks. You're definitely not getting, like, a day off this weekend. Exactly. And it's going to be bad moods all around the house because everybody's getting up early.

And, I mean, it's going to be nonstop action. Not even going to be able to pay attention to the kids. You think it's going to be hot and heavy? Everybody want your stuff? Yeah, people are going to be lying down the block. Oh, can I get that? Oh, Bid and Morse, that's what I'm hoping for. If it does that, I mean, like, hey, I'll give you 10.

I'll give you 20. I'll give you 30. Oh, man. Oh, man. All right, let's go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones.

Is it okay for my boyfriend to take my car to a bikini car wash that was raising money for charity? Oh. He told me it was his brother's friends that were doing it. It was for hospital bills. The girls wore 18 and over, so he's not a total purve. But I'm still mad about it. What? He told me he'd understand if I was upset that I went to a bikini car wash.

But it was for a good cause. What do you think? Signed. Katie. All right. Let's lay it out here. She's got a car. It's dirty.

She's got a dude. He's dirty. All right. Yeah. I'm annoyed. But there's annoyed. That's right. But there's charity.

Okay. Amy, you say you're annoyed. Go ahead. Don't take my car. Don't go. Donate. Donate the money. You clean my car.

Donate the money. You know, I mean, I get it. They need to raise money so I'm torn and I feel bad, but I don't want my boyfriend taking my car to watch some girls and bikinis wash it. How should you get them the money then? Just find out what's the need. Give it to the friend that's going by there. Hey, drop this money in there. We're good.

So you think she should be upset? I don't know that I would be upset, upset, but I'm annoyed. Like, I'm not going to break up with him over it, but I'm annoyed. How do you fix that? If you're annoyed... He already did it, right? Well, don't do it again. You just want him to know and feel you're annoyed and then not to do it again.

Yeah, like, let's talk through this. Don't do it again. Like, for me, I guess I'm not comfortable. I feel like he's using the charity angle as an excuse to make it okay. And on any other given day, I'm not okay with him just watching girls and bikinis wash cars. But like, because it's for hospital bills, we're okay with it. But that does make it, I think, a little more okay.

But here's the deal. He should have told her what it is. Yes, and he took her car. Yes, and not afterward. I would be annoyed to. What does taking her car have to do with anything? It's her car. Because he used her car as an excuse.

It'd be okay if he took his own car to the bikini car wash? No. Well, then, what's the difference? It's her car. It's like, hey, I washed your car. And then I'm like, oh, hey. So he just should have done it with his own car and not said anything about it. Okay.

Is that what you're saying? I'd rather him just, I want to have a. open relationship where you can tell me where you wash your car, but I just want it to not be by girls in the kid. That's a weird rule for relationship, baby. I just want to have open relationship where we can talk about we wash our car. What on earth? I just don't want that to

be the answer. What did these guys say? Well, it's probably not the best idea for him to do that and not tell you until after. He probably thought you were going to find out, which is why he told you. And that's even worse if she finds out and then he didn't tell her. I don't think it's worth a huge fight. I think it's worth, hey,

can you let me know next time? That doesn't feel super comfortable about that. But even letting you know next time, like, how does that go? No, it's pre. So then you can say no. Okay. And then, okay. And if he has a problem with it, then I guess he's not the guy for you. Oh my goodness. That's what I'm saying. Women are so ungrateful.

He did such a nice thing and got your car washed. Like, you have a clean car because he had it in his mind to go get your car washed, give to charity, and do something that you didn't expect him to do. And you are going to complain. So that means I don't want you. you to ever watch Magic Mike, Magic Mike too, because oh, there's guys dancing with their shirts off. That is unacceptable. Not human, though, not literally.

It's a movie. It's funny. It's humans. Like, human bodies. I'm the car. Squishy, squishy, squish. Yeah, you have a clean car. Do you want a clean car? You want a dirty car. Get over yourself. Ungrateful women. I'm not, I'm not doing that, but I'm going to say, yes. A little yellow, one-third yellow flag raise.

Have a conversation. Probably shouldn't have done it. Let's not do it again. Okay. Good? He needs to make it up, though, somehow with something. He needs to wash her car in a banana hammock. Love it. That's great. Him and his boys. All of his boys. All of his boys. All right. Thank you for the email.

Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail pack. Yeah. All right. Fun fact Friday. Here is our listener, Fun Fact of the week. Here's a fun fact. Lunch ball is an idiot.

All right. That's not very. Fun fact of the week. All right, let's go. Fun fact Friday. All right, Amy's got the five most fun facts of the week. Let's go. Number five.

Ben and Jerry's has an online flavor graveyard for their discontinued ice cream flavors. What do you mean? You can visit, and each one has a photo, the lifespan of the ice cream. And you know how, Bobby, you say that maybe we've never heard a word, we've just read it and we don't know how to say it? Pistachio. Nope. I'm going to try it right now. Go ahead.

And then you can correct me. An epitaph? Epitaph. So it's like when someone dies. That's what that is. Is that how you say it? Yeah, sure. Cool, epitaph.

Yeah, so photo likes me and epitaph. Nice. Finanjerry's.com. Okay, there you go. Number four. Honeybees let out a small, whoop, when they bump into each other. That's funny. Researchers believe that it's a sound that they make when they're surprised or startled.

And that's don't cute. It also is the sound that the Texas A and Maggie's make. Right. They go whoop. I don't do that they do. All right, next. Number three. So poor Abraham Lincoln, many believe that he was ugly, including himself, and he had a sense of humor about it.

At a debate, someone once said, you're two-faced. And he replied, if I had two faces, would I be showing you this one? And the car went, oh, oh, oh, and then Lincoln ran around the stage. Yeah, that's why I grew up a bearded noir top hat. Really? The same reason I wear these big glasses. It takes all the attention off the ugg Really? That's why you wear the glasses

It's exactly why I wear the glasses I also can't see, but I would just wear normal glasses But I like them big and bold, so then people see that Before they get to how the, you know, how ugg the face is Oh man Yeah, that's how it is All right, next Number two

What do you think the most loved color by humans is? Probably blue Yeah, blue How'd you know that? Because mine's red and it's not universally loved So blue is the other really strong color The sky, the ocean Yeah, blue is the most loved color by humans

I'd go blue than green, probably second on the list. Wow. It's like black, white. Depends to what season of life you're in? Yeah, right, next. Number one. JFK's brain has been missing for 55 years. Yeah, that's weird.

Read about that. But that's not super fun, I guess. What's fun about it? Wild. Wild fact, fact. When you read about it, though, there's these different conspiracy theories as to why the brain disappeared and what it might. What is the theory in your mind that holds the most weight? Well, the one that says where the bullet entered the brain, it would...

Now we're talking. Yeah, now we're talking. You know why the brain's gone? Because it shows, according to folks, that if you actually were to see the brain where the bullet went in, it's not exactly where the bullet went in according to what they want us to believe. Whoa, that's deep. Not deep, you can't find the brain, but why? You got shot in the head.

It all makes sense. Or all these conspiracy who really killed them. What if, like, they just, the hospital, they just threw it away? No, they didn't. It was put away in a locked metal box and in the National Archives and everything was taken. Are there supplies Dispired too? Like it literally is

Nobody knows where it is Let me check the shady meter Fun fact Friday And in case you forgot This listener, fun fact Here's a fun fact Lunch ball is an idiot Aw

She just called That's it That's the only reason that she called I mean that's so rude And why would we put that in there Yeah I'm not an idiot That's not a fact

It was the That's an opinion That's an opinion The fact and opinion She needs to go do some research. All right. Do Bobby Bones show. Everybody wrote.

Yeah. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 30 Second Spinney. Jimmy Allen released a new song. Here is Settle on Back. I Settle on Back. Chris Lane and Lauren Elena released a new collaboration called Dancing in the Moonlight.

Riley Green shared two new songs called Wild Woman and Miles on Maine. Here's one of them. Miles on a couple of bucks to buy beer and gasoline so we could put some miles on Maine. And Carrie Underwood's new album, Denham and Rhinestones, is out today. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. There's this guy, Benjamin. 20 years old lives in Utah. He was adopted as a baby and he always had a desire to figure out who his birth mom is. Well, it actually worked out where he was able to connect with her and guess what. They were working at the same hospital in Salt Lake City for two years. He didn't know that, obviously. I wonder if he had like drawn to her. She didn't know, he didn't know. Oh, like mother's son instant. Yeah. I mean, there's a couple

situations here, right? What if he's like, man, she kind of looks like. That lady kind of looks like me. Or what if he's like, that lady's hot? Oh, no, no, no. Either one or crazy, right? Either one or crazy. Yep. But you find out to even work with them for two years. Crazy.

So wait, do they get together? Do they hang out? Yep. Yep, he defined it as a dream come true. Hey, good for them to be able to do that. Good for him to be able to do that. I mean, but how lucky do you're in? They still see each other, I think, at work and stuff.

And it's like, you have this relationship. Sometimes you may venture out to find your birth parent and realize they live really far away. And it's very difficult. And voila. I'm just proud for him that he can actually do that and let it go. I can't do it. I can't let it go. You know, I went and searched out my real dad.

I still can't. I'm still, I'm not angry, but I just don't have a need to be daddy, sonny, whatever you call it. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like choosing adoption as a baby, but then what you went through was very different.

Like your experience with your dad. But I'm holding it against him, a decision he made. He had a kid when he was 17. My mom was 15 when she got pregnant. Yeah. So I'm penalizing him for dumb kid decisions, but also dumb adult decisions later by never coming back. Yep.

But I look at others and go, dang, good for them. I'm really proud they could get past that. And I'm like, you know, I got past a point where I don't hate anymore, but it's like, almost don't want to allow the, this is going to sound really terrible, allow the gift of being back. Like, it's like, hey, welcome back. And that's, I don't know if that doesn't sound good or not, but I don't want to be like, you know what?

Come on back in. Hey, buddy. Water's warm. Yeah, really warm. It's been, the heater's been off for 40 years. I think there's some stuff to work through here, but probably not. I've already worked through it. I'm good.

I don't know, bones. All good. All good. All good there, buddy. You need a little more than the Tell Me Something Good segment. All right, there you go, Amy. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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We played every Friday. Amy the champion, you're up first. Okay. What actress plays Rachel on Friends? Jennifer Aniston. That's correct. Lunchbox category is television. George Costanza is a character

on What TV show? Seinfeld. Correct. Eddie, What TV show follows the life of the employees of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania? That's the office. Correct.

Morgan Walter White was a character from What TV show? Breaking Bad. That's correct. So the next category will be math, but it's going to be easy. But first, let me say, Eddie, if you win this, you win the tiara back from Amy.

She's had it. Yeah. You'll hit five wins. Okay, okay. I'm got to focus. Amy, if you miss this, you'll now be eliminated. Yes. What is 50% of 100?

50% of 100? Why did you look that? When I said it, you gave a weird look. Half of 100 is half. What's 50% of 100? 50%. What? Stop looking at me crazy.

You sound crazy. What do you mean what's 50% of 100? You sound crazy. You sound crazy. What's 50% of a hundred? Amy, I need the answer. I guess I don't know how you're at. Okay.

What's 50% of 100? 50% of 100. It's 50. 100% would be 100. 50. Okay. That's correct. You kept yelling 50%.

Okay, sorry. I didn't realize I was saying percent. Lunchbox. You're looking at me like I'm crazy. Okay. What's five times five? 25. Correct.

Okay. Eddie, what's 10 divided by two? Five. Correct. Morgan, what's... Why you keep saying okay? I don't know. Everybody's answer.

Morgan, what's nine times five? Forty-five. Correct. Good. You all got through that one. Good job. All right. Let's go.

Something's wrong with Amy right now. Yeah, she's happening. I'm nervous. She feels that crown slipping away. I do. The category is U.S. cities. Oh. Love it.

Not capitals. Love it. Amy, what city is known as the big easy. The Windy City, Chicago, the Big Apples, New York. The what? The Big Easy. The Big Easy? I don't know the Big Easy.

I hate this. Sunshine State. The Big Easy? I don't know the Big Easy. That's the Windy City. Did an answer? Chicago. You've been Bo.

New Orleans. They're all listening. Lunchbox. Hey, New Orleans. What U.S. cities known as the windy city? Oh my God. Chicago! Why would you yell other cities?

Because I didn't know you're going to, because I was trying to go through what they were called. Eddie, what city is known as the city of brotherly love? That's Philadelphia. Correct. Morgan, what city is the capital of the United States? Washington D.C. That's correct. Amy, you've been eliminated.

Let's go, lunchbox. Or Morgan. Wow, everyone but me. Well, you get the crown. I know. There's not a lot of hope of me, Amy. Hey, Bones. I can smell it.

I don't want to give up the crown. Nobody does, Amy. Easy trivia. The category is Country music. Oh, I love country music. It's okay, lunchbox. Lunchbox. Who is the lead singer of Rascal Flats? Gary LaVox. Correct. Yeah! Yeah, who knows their country music?

Eddie. What artist released a number of album recorded at prisons such as Folsom in San Quentin? Ooh, that's Johnny Cash. Morgan Taylor Swift was discovered at an industry showcase at what legendary venue in 2005? I'll ask it again. Taylor Swift was discovered at an industry showcase at what legendary venue in 2005. Gosh, I don't know. There's a few, but Bluebird Cafe. Is that your answer?

Yeah. That's correct. Amy's the one clapping, by the way. Yeah. Okay, next up, cartoon catchphrases is the category. Your favorite lunchbox? Cartoon catchphrases. You do, you have kids.

Lunchbox. Yabidaboo! Flintstones Correct Yes What up Eddie Don't

The Simpsons Correct What up Morgan Oh What's up doc What's up doc What's up doc?

What's up doc I've heard that Is a catchphrase From what loony tune Popeye You've been Bo Popeye not a loony tune

That's fair That is Bugs Bunny That's funny Man Well two remains Wow, Amy. Lunchbox stands in between me and Tierra.

The category is animals. Woo! Your favorite! You'll get two questions in this category. I love animals. Love animals. Lunchbox, what's the tallest animal in the world? Ask to be a giraffe. Is that your answer?

That's my answer. Correct. Good job. Eddie, how many limbs does an octopus have? Eight. Correct. Lunchbox, what bird is the symbol of peace? A dove.

Wow. Let's go. Correct. Good job. Bushbox. Eddie, what's the type of animal that primarily eats meat? That's a carnivore. Correct.

Good job, guys. Okay. Thank you. We're moving on to geometry. Oh, no. I failed geometry. Miss Mulder. Me too.

I had to retake it. Easy trivia. Lunchbox, how many sides does an octagon have? It's an octagon, so I has to have eight. That's correct. Two lines that never intersect, Eddie, are called blank lines. two lines that never intersect. Those are parallel lines.

Correct. Lunchbox, how many sides does a hexagon have? That's a good question. There's only two choices. What are the two choices? Six or seven? Hex.

Oh, you know what? I'm just going to talk myself into this. If you're going to put a hex on someone, the number seven is bad. And so we're going to go with hex. is seven because you're hexing someone. Interesting.

So the number seven is a bad thing. And so I'm going with a seven-sided thing is a hexagon. You've been booed. That was great, though, dude. Good thinking. Is it a hex on a person a thing? Yeah, what is that? It is.

It has nothing to do with hexagon. Like nothing, literally nothing. It doesn't. So what's seven then? I don't know. Is there a sept? There has to be a seven. Is it a septagon?

That's what I'm saying. I didn't know. I'm guessing septagon, Mike. I don't know. I mean. Eddie, for the win. Come on, come on, come on. No, don't give him something easy.

What is it? Mike? Ceptagon. Eddie. Triangle. I got it. An acute angle is how many degrees? An acute.

I mean, I would just think it's 90. Oh, maybe it's smaller than 90. Give me 90 degrees. Incorrect. Oh, my God. 90 degrees is a right angle. An acute is less than 90. and obtuse is more than 90.

So all I had to say was less than 90? Yeah. Dang it. Okay. We're back in. All right. All right. Wow.

Unboned me. Impossible. Kind of. He has been unbounded. All right. You buzz in with your name. Speed round three questions. Speed round three questions.

Category is state nicknames. Which state has the nickname, the land of 1,000 lakes. Lodgebox. Eddie. Milwaukee. Incorrect. That's not a state. Nice job.

Lunchbox. Michigan. Incorrect. Oh, thank goodness. You both sitting on the end. I thought that's what it was. It's Minnesota. Minnesota.

Too late. I was close. What do you call it? The category is superheroes. I love it. Buzz in with your name. What character's real name was Bruce? Lunchbox.

Batman. Correct. Who's there? Yeah, Sean, my three-oh. You idiot? No. What did you say, Bruce Banner? Oh, no, that's Captain Holt.

That's Hulk. That's Hulk. Dr. Holt. Well, then they got the book wrong that I've been reading my son. No, Bruce Banner is a credible Hulk. I'm going to bring it in, and I will show you in the book that is Batman. Bruce Wayne is. Maybe it's Bruce Wayne in that one.

But who cares? I got it right, didn't I? What does he have to get? How many? It's best of three, Amy. Best of three. Ready. Uh-huh.

Superhero still? No. How are we doing? You guys feel pretty good or no? I feel great. I feel great. The category is science? You know what?

I got my first C and Miss Beard size class. You stop fucking fifth grade What's the smallest unit of matter? What? I don't even know what that means. Me either. I don't know what you're asking me. What's the smallest?

Eddie. Eddie. Oounce. Incorrect. Luxbox. Electron. No. Letchbox you won anyway.

One. It's an Adam. It's an Adam. It's an Adam. Lunchbox is that winner. Yeah. Well, Eddie, you didn't win. You said you could smell it.

I could still smell it. I feel like Amy is just happy as lunchbox is. What do you call that? Hey, what was the question? No, I don't know. I didn't choke. I didn't choke. I wanted to choke. Okay. Ramundo says he's noticed an old man thing I'm doing in studio. What am I doing? Yeah, in between breaks, sometimes during songs, a good three-minute song is when you go get that stretch in. I'm injured. I know, but you're also, you're going left to right, down the middle. I mean, it's a good, solid stretch you're doing. I mean, that's an old man thing. Getting up and stretching is an old man. I have a hurt leg. I got a hurt shoulder. I've been training.

so hard for the next. I don't really know why I'm trying it so hard. But still, I think that's why I'm stretching just to get it loose. Did you used to stretch in your younger days? I didn't get hurt in my younger days. Well, then you're getting older. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. She got you. All right. Thank you, Ray. I'll stretch privately for now on, okay?

Just make sure that camera doesn't catch you. The Babo Ball Show. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. Does Lunchbox think he's a bigger celebrity than Carly Pierce? Oh, yes. That's not even a question. She's won awards.

And she played stadiums with people. She played openers when, you know what, no one cares about the opening act. Well, that's a song that we wrote because we were the opening act. Yeah, it's like... I think Carly is ten times more famous than lunchbox is. Yeah. Yeah, why do you ask? Well, because she's basically having a yard sale today.

And she said she was going through her closet, doing some spring cleaning, and she found so many clothes that need new owners. So she's selling her clothes that are. pop-up shop. Oh, not at her house? No, it's not at her. She can't do it at her house. She's really weird.

But lunchbox can this weekend. Absolutely. He can. She's so famous, she can't even be to her house lunchbox. No. But she realized it's CMA Fest in Nashville, and there'd be so many fans in town to be so cool that they could maybe come shop her items. And guess what?

She's donating everything to support health care for the music industry. And you're donating? None of it. Okay. None. None. Like, not even a percentage. He doesn't need to.

Not even like the whole tithe. Can you do your thing? Yeah, no way. I'm not going to guilt you on that one. Yeah, she does that to get good press. No, she probably doesn't need the money because she's famous and pretty rich. Oh, yeah. Okay.

All right. What else you got? So I saw a headline, Mrs. Doubtfire meets El Chapo. Okay. So I had a click on that. And there's this guy. He was serving prison time because he's like a gang leader. And he decided to set up a conjugal visit.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, where you make love to somebody. Well, yeah. So the woman came. in, then gave him woman clothes. He dressed up as a woman and walked straight on out of jail. Wow. So wait, does she serve his time now?

She stayed in there. She put a mustache on and she was like, I guess I'm him now. No, but isn't that crazy? That's crazy. Do they catch him? Yeah, a few hours later. His freedom was short-lived. But still, I mean, I'm glad they caught him because it sounds like a pretty bad dude. But it's still kind of crazy that he got out that way. And Americans are worse tippers now than we were pre-COVID. Creditcards.com took a survey and during COVID we all vowed, we're going to tip more because the service industry has been hit real hard. Well, now that we're back eating again, we're not.

We're not tipping. Tipping is down. And so I just would encourage you if you're going out to eat this weekend. People in the service industry, they're working extra hard because restaurants can barely staff the place. Nobody wants to work. So those that are working are working extra hard. So be kind. And they're only working because they feel like they should work and not take unemployment because they probably make just as much making unemployment. So if anything, that's like a tip of the cap to you for showing up to work. Yes. So be kind.

And then also, I'm not asking you to go above and beyond with your tipping. Just tip. The fact that people would do a zero. That's crazy. That's crazy to me. Okay, Amy, thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Picture this. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Myrtle Beach. Ocean Boulevard. motorcycle, two people just cruising looking at the beach,

and all of a sudden, boom! They get hit by an SUV from behind. And the SUV comes to a stop with one of the people pinned underneath it still on the motorcycle. And that's when all the beach goers and their swimsuits, their bikinis, they run over, grab the SUV, one, two, three.

They lift it up and pull the person out, non-life-threatening injuries. Wow. So many lucky things happen there. The fact that he wasn't, she, I don't know who's pinned. Yeah, I don't know if it's a man or the woman. It wasn't killed regardless. They could lift the truck up or not.

I mean, you get run over or pin down. That's bad news. And how about that? All the beach goers, go on and save them. Yeah, they got off their beach towels. Through the sunscreen away. And their bikinis, too. Oh, wow. A lot of ban.

Yeah, bikinis. Yeah. Dudes? Yep. Yeah. Thanks for that. All right, that's what's up. That's the good news. That's what it's all about.

That was tell me something good. Here's a voicemail from Mark in San Antonio. I have a question. How does a single father get his daughter to understand that he is doing what is best for her? I've tried everything in the book. You could give me any words of encouragement or something that could help. Thank you. I don't think that she has to understand you're doing what's best for her.

I just think you do what's best for her, and sometimes she understands, sometimes she doesn't. I don't think it's the role of a parent to be the buddy. You'd have to explain every single thing if they don't understand why it's happening, as long as you're doing it for the reason that you feel as good. and right and just, that's good enough. Yeah, you're playing for the long game here. It's a marathon, not a sprint, and you have to know that all of that is going to pay off in the end. She may not have a way to comprehend or communicate with you what it really means,

but she's going to know that you keep showing up in the ways that you do, and the answer is definitely not buying her love. I don't know, I don't mind that. I'm going to buy my love a little bit. That's nice. That's definitely nice, but I mean, you know, connection, making sure she feels heard, and you want to talk with her, and all of that will pay off. If you're there for her consistently, when she's an adult, she's going to have appreciated it.

So as a kid, she may not always appreciate or understand it. Therefore, you may not always be able to make her understand you're doing what's best for her. But as long as you are, and you know that, I think that's what being a parent is, the hard times too, right? When you've got to have them do things that they don't understand why they're doing it. Yeah. And I guess the paying thing hit home with me, because I feel like sometimes that's how my Dad tried to connect. And it wasn't lavish things, but it was kind of like, oh, you know, I'm going to get your gas or oh, pay your insurance.

Or, oh, you don't have to worry about this. Or oh, I'm going to cover your college, which is amazing. That's a large one at the end. It's really cool. I was like, I'm going to buy you a laffy-taffy. I'm going to buy you a Snickers bar. How about an airplane? Wait, wait, what?

Sorry. Well, what I'm in is sometimes I didn't mean like he took me on shopping sprees and I got to pick out whatever want. Like it was practical life things that he wanted to invest in, but he didn't ever try to connect with me. He just thought, oh, I'm taking care of this. And that always, you know, bummed me out a little bit because I would have rather had connection. Well, to answer your question, she doesn't have to understand.

Yeah. That's it. Sometimes she will. Sometimes she won't, but she doesn't have to understand. Thank you for leaving us a voicemail. Your motivation is the fact that you care enough to ask, that's awesome. That means you care enough about her to hopefully do the right thing most of time. All right, that's what's up.

All right, Ray, let's go over and do the morning corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call a vegetable that's sort of cool, but not that cool? What's that? Rad-ish. Rad-ish. Rad-ish. That was the morning corny.

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I've, you know, come close to you. Like sniffed you a little bit, me like, that's awesome. You probably met me in a lot of songs over the radio, though. Well, that for sure. That's for damn sure. If you lived in the United States of America, that's for damn sure. Well, and I'm from a small town in Arkansas. awesome. That's for real sure. That's why that hog is up there. That's right. I got some Dallas

Cowboy, rich, white friends. Boy, they would love seeing that right there. Jerry Jones, you got one of them? Yeah, they were hogs. Yeah, they were hog. How is that? So this project's, you know, pretty cool how it came together. Dan, by the way, good to see you. Great to see you. Good to see you. Good to see it both of you guys. So, Hank, first of all, your first record in, what's like 2016, I think? So why did you want to put out new music now? Huh? Your first new record in a while. Why now? Why now? What inspired it? Bored?

You know, I don't care about that part. This thing, let me just put it, and you're going to know, we don't have to waste him more time. You know, I'm all about not wasting time. I'm down here, little Hank Williams Jr. is at 4916 Franklin Road. And he's growing up with every one of these dudes, Lightning Hopkins, B.B. King, John Lee Hooker, So I'm not talking fantasies.

Everything I've said on this record is real, and everybody knows it. So I'm sitting there 12, 13 years old, and I got my little guitar, and I got my amp, and I'm playing Jimmy Reed, and I'm playing all these dudes, and I'm trying to learn how. I'm trying to learn how to do anything on there. Well, this ain't Hank Jr. at 13 anymore. This is the other side. And I'm paying tribute to all these guys. Icon father was taught by a black gentleman named Rufus Payne, T-Tot. And boy, he had some real, real good lessons from that guy.

So I'm looking at it. I'm kind of gone full circle. my teetot was John Lee and BB and on and on and Jimmy Reed

so this one is all about something I've been wanting to do a long time this ain't forget Hank Jr. This ain't got nothing to do Thunderhead Hawkins All right That's my A.k.A. Nobody told me Thunderhead was coming in.

They call him Thunderhead because he fell off that mountainside. That ain't made up either. So that's where we at, folks. Okay, all right. Well, listen, Thunderhead. Yep. Nobody introduced me to Thunderhead.

Thunderhead, how's it going? Thunderhead Hawking. Yeah, Thunderhead. Well, then let's do this. Live and poison. Thunderhead, Dan. Dan, are you still Dan? I am.

Okay, good. All right, just making sure. I don't know. That's Mr. Producer. Okay. Thunderhead and Mr. Producer, why don't you guys play the song and let's come back and talk about it a little bit.

Let's do it. Yes, sir. Why not? Inside. Underhead Hawking. Yeah. But I'll have been around. They tell me them women.

Shake them on down. Yes, I'm going down the Georgia line. I'm going to see if them women, sweet like mine, sweet like mine, sweet like mine, sweet like mine. Sweet like mine. Uh-huh All the way to Montgomery, baby Shake them on down Sweet like mine

Sweet like mine You say Hawkins, it's Hawkins Thunderhead Hawkins H-A-W-K-I-N-S Hawkins That's right Hank Jr. No more. Thunderhead Hawkins

This album is not Hank Jr. No. This is Thunderhead Hawkins. This is little Thunderhead was Rock and Randall at Oberton High School, Rocking Randall and Rockets. And I played every instrument there was. And my

father, people don't know, played every damn instrument there was. It's a family tradition and we can pick and we can rock. That's why we're sitting down there in the Hall of Fame. Senior, junior. Well, I'm confused. Because now

you're back to Hank Jr. You just said you're only Thunderhead Hawkins today. Well, on this record. Got it. Okay. Those 85 million other ones is that Bo Cepa's got. Okay, you got to help me here. Got that? I'm confused. Got lots of names.

All right, let's go. Let's do something. All right, what you want to do? I want to get out of here. Wait, already we just... I won't smoke my cigar and get the hell out here. I don't like this. Now you understand?

Can we leave now? You just walking? I'm ready to go. All right, goodbye. I got half... I got a $26 cigar out there, so I've got about, in the words of my uncle, about $10.50 left on it.

All right. Then I'm going to ask you three quick questions. Yes. After the third one, you can walk out. Yeah. Good to go? Yeah. And then I'm going to ask you a couple questions after he walks out, okay?

Yeah. That's Mr. Producer. Who am I asking this too? Actually, it's, we both kind of produced a little bit. Absolutely. But he produced all of this. Because this band, this is, there ain't no rookies sitting up here.

Are you this much of a leader in the studio? Huh? Do you just tell people what to do in the studio like this? them, they'll tell you. Dan Howse you in the studio? I mean, this was... When did you write that one? On the way over here?

You know, it was all for the love of the music, so, I mean, it was just all gravy, really, the whole time. When you're producing a country legend, like Hank Jr., who then turns into Thunderhead, do you produce him... Are you out? Are you out? Yeah, bye.

Wait. Oh, he's done. Are you really leaving? Are you through? Oh, we didn't get through my three questions. All right. Oh, I didn't hear too many amplifiers. All right, all right.

Marshall Tucker was really loud. I'll ask three quick. I'll be as generic as possible. Are you ready? I fell off a mountain. My back's hurt. No, I wasn't going to ask that one. I know.

But if you want to go there, you fell off a mountain. Everybody thought you were dead. Yeah, 530 feet was a long way in 17 operations. Yeah, I have a little bit of back pain now and then. What do you remember about that fall? All of it. You didn't black out? No, that's why I live, they said.

Because you... I remember every bit of it. Yeah. When you landed at the bottom, do you think you're going to live? Nope. When did you know you were going to live? When you're like, I'm going to beat this. They strapped me to the outside of a helicopter.

That ride was pretty rough, cold. Then you get down there and they cut everything off. I said, don't cut my cross off. They cut everything off. I had a gun in a shoulder holster. when it fell it cut the holster off cut all of that off

operated all night woke up I don't know day and a half later something like that when could you sing again huh when could you sing again

oh it was a long time after that all right it was starting all over second question you ready for it okay you tell me you gave me the first one what's the second one I don't know

All right. What is it? You told me the first one. I thought you would tell me the second one too. Okay, ready? When people see you on the streets, what song do they associate you with the most? I don't know. Are you ready for football?

Monday Night Football, 31 years, that put a stamp on America. They kind of know that one. Are you ready? All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight. All right, that's what it is. Do you sing that one at shows? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll wear it out.

I'll wear it out. All right. Come to a show sometime, buddy, and you'll find out. One more, hold on. Wait, one more. What is it? You keep leaving. We got one more.

I don't want to. I'm ready to go. Okay, I know. You got one more. All right. This is my question. It's actually more of a statement. You know my favorite song of yours?

The what? My favorite song that doesn't get the play that it should get. There's a. tear in my beard. Oh, you like that? That's my favorite. You have good, good taste. Because I'm crying for you, dear.

Yeah, well, that's daddy. That's me. I'm doing that part. You know, that was the words that I found. Yeah. And the little acetate thing, yeah. I remember the video when they kind of. That's a real, real good taste.

Also, you might want to look up the eyes of Whalen. Christopherson said, where in the world did that come from? I said, where do you think? The eyes of wailing is a song everybody should listen to. There's a lot of them like that, that all in Alabama, when I thought I was not going to make it out there, feeling better, started turning up loud, looking at the crowd, and bending them guitar string.

I knew all the while it was my style. Could they ever forget my name? Rocked them and Raleigh, knocked them out of Knoxville, just couldn't do no. wrong. The people went wild and the band said, child, you better keep on singing your songs, and I'm feeling better.

Now, can I leave? You can go. There we go. It grabs us back. Hey, Dan, how, when you're working with Hank Jr., what does he like in the studio? Is he like that all the time? Man, the first thing he said when he walked in, we'd never met him before. We're all

sitting in there. These guys are driven up from Mississippi and we didn't know what to expect. And the The first thing he said was, I don't really feel like I'm with this shit right now. And he went into the other room, into the live room, and just lit up a cigar. No one had ever smoked a cigar in the studio. So that's how it started. So both as an artist and a producer, it's got to be really hard to get your time. So why Hank Jr. of all the people they're begging for your time?

Oh, I mean, I'm a huge fan of Hank Jr. You know, just, you know, I mean, when I found out that he was a fan of R.L. Burnside, I thought we could do something fun. So I called Kenny Brown here. He played with R.L. since the 70s. Kent Kimbrough, Junior Kimbrough's son, Eric Deaton. These guys played on some of my favorite blues records of all time. And I thought they'd be a perfect fit. And they were. Hank, you know, Hank figured out who he was in the room with. And he just, like, he ate it up. He loved it. it. Did you make you call him Thunderhead? Like me? No. Okay. That's just me. Okay. Just making sure. All right. So here's the deal. The song

they played was called Georgia Women. And the record comes out June 17th. June 17th. Rich white, honky blues. And I'm not going to be canceled for saying that, right? I'm all good on that. Rich, white, honky blues. Everything good. Dan, big fan of you and the music that you produced. We were actually at an event

together. And I forget, you had produced another country legend's record. It had just come out. We were with Riba, Country Music Hall of Fame. We were something together. What other record did you do from, did you produce? There was somebody, another older country guy. John Anderson.

That's right. That's exactly what you. Yeah, we've got a John Anderson tribute album that's coming out right now. It's got Eric Church, Luke Colmes, Sturgle Simpson, Tyler, Sierra Farrell. Did you do the tribute as well? I did it with my buddy, David Ferguson. Awesome. Well, we appreciate what you brought to Nashville.

Listen, love the Black Keys, love what you did with Hank, and just all you guys appreciate you coming in. That was a heck of a performance. And then Hank, wherever you went, Thunderhead? He's gone. He's gone. All right. Good to see you guys.

Nice job. Thank you. We're going to draft the best snacks from our childhood. So five of us are here. We'll make our team. And if you finish last in the voting, you will have to post a picture of you sucking your thumb on your Instagram with no context. That's the punishment.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for at least 24 hours. And then you can delete it? Then you can delete it. Okay.

So that'll be the punishment if you finish last. Now, Ray, we rolled the dice. You get to go first. What will you draft as your first best snack from childhood? I still eat them to this day. They're so good. Lunchables. Dang, that was going to be mine.

That's a great one. He still eats lunchebles? You do still eat lunchebles? Yep. All the grocery stores in the area, they got them. All right, I'm going to go with, as the second overall pick, snacks from childhood. I'm going to go with Hot Pockets. Dang it.

That's good. Real good. Lunch box. Yeah. It's easy. Stick them in the toaster. And they pop up and you go, there's my pop tart. Pop tart solid.

Pop tart. It's good, good. Eddie? I'm going to go bones with easy cheese and crackers. Easy cheese. Easy cheese. Let's go. It's easy.

You get a little smiley faces. Oh, got you. Okay. Yummy. And our final pick of the first round, Morgan, what is your favorite snack from childhood? I would put these in my lunch every single day and it's gushers. Gushers are solid. Dang, man, I'm running out.

I'm like, oh, they're all going. Bye-bye. Okay, that's the first round. We get three rounds. Now, when we load them up on the internet, we're not going to put our names on what the teams are. People are going to see the teams. I vote for them. That's a good idea.

All right, Morgan. You got the first pick of the second round that you went last in the first round. Go ahead. I have so many more. Oh my gosh. Okay. I think I'm going to go with Dunkeroo's. Dunkeroo's is solid. I am running out. Eddie.

My pick for the second round bones will be fruit roll-ups. That's a good one. Dang, that's a good one. Crap. All right, lunchbox over to you. Your best snack from childhood, your second round pick. Oh, yeah, guys. You want one? No, you want two. You know why? Because they're called Twinkie.

Woo! That's a good snack. Twinkies are solid. Best snacks from childhood. I like, I have the last pick of the round. What do you have so far? Only one I have. No, Ray is after me.

I have hot pockets. I'm thinking about because if it's still able to be snacked on now, that's okay. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go with Pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop. I'm going to go with you.

Can't just eat one or whatever it is. I don't know what it is. I'm going to go. with Pringles. Ray? Still can be eating today, but anytime you had any food and mom had to make you something real quick, you went with the bagel bites.

Bagel bites is good to have it, too. That's a good one. All right, that's two rounds. One more round to go. Now, it's like a race team here. You got lunchebles and bagel bites. Ray, what's your final pick? The Kool-Aid that came in, the little bottles that all the rich kids had, I never really drank them. Squeeze it. Oh, they did have a name.

Squeeze it. They were called squeeze it? Yep. Okay, Ray's led me to something then. I don't think I had it here. What are those little sun kiss pack? What are those? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop the straw in. High C, I see. I see. Yeah. Oh, no, that's not. Oh, no, there's another one. There's another one. Cool, uh, uh, for crease, Caprici. That's it, Caprici Sun. That's it. Capri Sun, which I didn't have on my list, but it is solid.

So I'm going with Capri Sun. Go ahead. Lunchbox. Oh, man. You know, I'm going. it's easy guys when you look at snacks and you're hungry you go to the little I'm just trying to stall because I don't have one like that you go to the what is it called a pantry

and you look in there and you're like man what looks good oh yeah you see those little guys looking at you like hey little animal candy cigarettes those are awesome those were so cool but you get to animal crackers

they are addicting they are delicious they're plain simple and home run. And more of a cookie than a cracker. Yeah, I agree. They're definitely a cookie. Eddie, your last one. All right, Bones.

This is the master of them all. The best pick ever, peanut butter and jelly crustables. Remember those bad boys? I don't know how it is. Morgan, final pick. I don't know how you guys are saying you don't have any. I had so many more. Because you're younger, you just had your childhood.

I have a bunch. And since I'm the last one, I can say these. But cheese balls, gogerts, cosmic brownies, flavor ice. I'm a more of an adult thing, you know. What? Yeah, I'm surprised there's not more Little Debbie mentions in here. You got the Twinkies.

I got Twinkies, though. Go ahead. You know what? I'm going to go with this one because when you get it out of the freezer on a hot summer day, it was the best day ever. A flavor ice. What? The ice pops. Yep, they come straight. They're skinny little

things. They come in blue, red, green, purple, all the colors you want. I just didn't know the name. I just know the name. All right, here we have. These are the teams that will not be listed by name. Team 1 would be raised team, but Team 1.

lunchables, bagel bites, and squeeze it's solid. Mine, hot pockets, pringles, and Capri Sons. I mean, that's a lunch from... Yeah, I can still eat that today. That's Church Camp, baby. They hook you up with that right there. Lunchbox, Pop Tarts, Twinkies, and Animal Crackers. Not my best team.

A lot of sugar. Yeah, not my best team. Like, that's my favorite that I would eat yours. Diabetes waiting to happen. Oh, man. Eddie's Easy Cheese, Fruit Roll-Uls, and Crustibles. Yeah. I'm about to Google Custables.

Oh, they're so good. Morgan has gushries, Dunkeroo's, and flavor ice. So solid of a team right there. You can't yell that about your own. Sure you can. Eddie, I've never seen these things in my lives. Really? Prestivals. All right, go vote at Bobbybones.com. We'll pick a loser. Everybody wins except one person.

Uh-oh. And the loser will have to suck their own thumb on their own Instagram. And then does the loser also have to sit out? Yeah. That's what you did. So she's doing. All right. Thank you guys. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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But now she wants to do OnlyFans, which is the subscription site you go to. And for the most part, 99% it's girls who have men subscribing to them and they're like, doing stuff. Yeah. I don't want Abby on OnlyFans. I feel very passionately about her not doing this. Abby as of today What's your temperature on this? Do you still want to do OnlyFans?

I mean, I have seen stories lately where they are making $3,000 like a week. I understand the money thing, but it's not about the money. It's about what you have to do. Look, here's a story Abby wants me to read. Okay.

When Carly Ruiz hit 3 million followers on Instagram, she got into OnlyFans, she's now making so much money that she has paid for a boy's chemotherapy. Well, that's nice. Wow. I mean, I like that. She earns about $36,000 a month on Onlyfans.

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I did not recommend it. The way she pitched it to me was, hey, there are other things now. It's not just a dirty site anymore. But it's really just that. You could do, what's the other one called? It's a little less dirty. Yeah, Patreon. Oh yeah, Patreon. That's less dirty. Yeah, and you could sing and you could also document your life. Yeah. And people

subscribe and you give them monthly content. Okay. You won't make as much money. But. Oh, then I don't know. I just don't think OnlyFans as what you should do. If you were going to make 500 bucks a month, would you sing in a bikini? See, okay, yeah, I am torn at the end of the day because... 500 bucks a month, would you sing people videos, 30 second clips in a bikini? I don't think so. I say it, but yeah. I don't believe her. I think she would. Yeah, I think she probably

already got one going. And she's not telling us. Oh, no, like a secret only thing? Abby, don't do it. What if I did do a secret one? Don't do it. Don't do it. It's just a bad, bad association. No, it is true. I do want to be, I mean, I am classy. I don't want to... Sing on Instagram. Okay. And if you want to sing in a bikini on Instagram, good for you. I don't know about that. She's only going to, she only was considering the bikini to get paid.

Right. I know why. A lot of money. She wants to be in a bikini. They're so money hungry. Me. I just want to try it so bad. Then do it.

Then do it. You want to be, are you lunchbox? I just mean, I want to be the next, like, only fans, like, sensation. I told you, dude. I'm kidding. She's not kidding. She's not kidding. Okay, Abby, don't do it.

We'll check it. I really won't. Eddie is going to Memphis this weekend. I'm going to Graceland. Yeah. So you're going to go watch the Elvis movie? Yeah, so they invited me to go. And it's kind of like a premiere, but instead of L.A.,

they're going to do it in Graceland. So they're going to do the premiere, junk it with interviews. So, dude, I'm hoping Tom Hanks is there. I will flip if Tom Hanks is there. So you'll bring us stuff back. Yes. Monday, Tuesday. I will be interviewing people, let you know what the experience is.

I'm going to also be staying on Graceland property. They have a hotel there? Yeah. Oh, so it's not in the house. They call it the guest house, but I think it's really a hotel. That's fun. Good luck. Dude, I'm so pumped. Thank you. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day.

This story comes to us from Cleveland, Ohio. A man was out just on a drive on his motorcycle and joy in nature. When all of a sudden he hears, woo, woo, woo, behind him. And he pulls over and they go, uh, sir, you were doing 147 miles an hour. Oh, man. He's like, oh, sorry, man. I wasn't paying attention.

I was just looking at nature. Any chance he wasn't paying attention doing one. No chance. Right, no chance. And also, you're probably not looking at nature. He's just enjoying the drive. You're probably dialed in because you're like, all right, let's go. Because you're flying past cars. But I got to say, like, this morning, I must have gone through multiple lights, but I don't ever remember actually doing it or seeing that they were green. And I started to freak out that they were red and I just ran them. I don't know. Like, I just, I'm on autopilot. Like, maybe he's just cruising. I just don't think 147 cruises because it's, you got to put in work to get it to go that fast, like extra work. Yeah.

And on the other hand, I'm not quite sure what's happening here. To be fair, I will get places too and go, I don't remember anything about getting here. Because I've been thinking about something. Yeah. But I just trust that. That I didn't run a red line. Yeah, that your subconscious is guiding you because you've done it so many times and knows exactly what to do. Yeah, I hope I saw green.

That's crazy that you. That's what I was thinking. Because I know I have multiple lights. That's scary. Yes, that's why I'm sharing it with you. No, not for all of us. Yeah. We share the road with you.

But I'm also concerned. I don't want to hit anybody. I guess it's just focus. I have to focus on not grinding my teeth now. I grind really badly. And so I have to, and I'll catch myself doing it. I'm aware. Like during the day or when you sleep?

Day. And sleep. And sleep. And so maybe that's what you should do. When you drive, you have to check in. Every once in a while I'll be like, okay, am I running red lights? Am I risking the other people? I know.

All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Amy, you guys have a barking problem with your dog? Oh, yeah. She barks like crazy, especially if someone comes to the door, someone new walks in. Once she calms down, she's done. But those first like three minutes are horrible.

So what are you doing for the barking? Well, Stevenson decided to search up what to do because he's annoyed by it. as well. And he found some article that said, if you distract the dog by knocking on something, like creating other knocks somewhere else, it'll take the dog away from the front door where it's barking and it'll go searching.

So now the only problem is, the dog is barking at the people, the door, the doorbell, or whatever, and Stevenson's banging on things. So it's just really loud. So it's even more noise. Right. So I I'm not saying that's a solution. It might work for other people at my house. Now it's just

louder. You know, there are a lot tricks for dogs. People say work, they don't work. The whole thing when you get a puppy and they're like, all you got to do is take a shirt and wipe your body with it and leave it'll calm on because it smells like. That never worked. Yeah. I just got back to a ripped up shirt or a dog that pooped everywhere. That never worked. I wonder if it ever worked. Why do people talk about that? I think I'm just going to have to go back to the scor bottle, which I feel like maybe that works a little bit, but it just feels so wrong. Isn't your dog like older now? Shouldn't it not be barking?

Yeah, but ever since COVID, you know, I don't know if she had it or what, like it's She in 2020, she got all anxious and paranoid and, like, has been like this for a while. Even with all the dog whispers you fired and psychics to the animals. Well, the doggy llama was pre-COVID, so I haven't had him come over since then. But she, I think it's because we rescued her. Some of her upgrading, she had a little anxiety in the early parts of her. Hey, join the club, pooch, you know what I'm saying? But now I don't know what to do to make her better.

and I've taken her off pills, you know. It just sounds like a relative. She's talking about her, not even like a dog. Well, I don't want to keep... First of all, I'm like, I can't believe I'm buying meds from my dog. I mean, I get it. She needs them, but we just need another plan. Because I'm no longer going to medics.

So you're saying don't do the beat on something else strategy. Well, try it. It might work, but at my house, now it's just really loud. All right, I'll be in Oklahoma this weekend. Have a good weekend. Bye everybody. Bobby Boom. Come on.

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