The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Full) Keith Urban Hanging with His Guitar in Studio + Plays Us What He Thinks Is His Most Romantic Song + Eddie is Trying to Convince Abby to Get On OnlyFans

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

Keith Urban stops by the studio and hangs talking about his life at home, his song Wild Hearts and what he considers to be his most romantic song. Eddie tells us why he thinks Abby should get on OnlyFans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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dang it, we're going to. So we feel good about that today, right? Yeah. Good. That's such a positive thing. We love doing it. I do want to transition though for a second. And I'll ask you Lunchbox before I get to this. But you haven't been to Roots, Chris, yet. No, I'm not taking the wife and the family. And you guys, you got to take your kids. But yeah, I don't plan on taking the kids. For those that don't know the segment, Lunchbox tried to get into an industry event months ago for Chris Jansen. And he tried to take his three kids. And it's a listening party for like 20 record executives and a couple radio people. It's like, can I bring all my kids? And they're like, no, you can't bring your three kids. This is an adult thing. And so Lunchbox got on social media.

I was like, it's not all in like the album's called. It said, get all in with Chris Jansen. And we weren't all allowed in. And so that was a lie. And I felt like it was just rude. So I started a beef. And we were, you know, we were boycotting Chris Jansson. No, we weren't. We weren't. We never boycotted anything. You did. Chris came in and he performed and gave Launchbox a gift card to Roots Chris for $250. So, yeah. Which leads me to what we're going to do here. So what happened? So I wanted to call Ruth Chris because you guys say I had to take my kids. I was like Ruth Chris doesn't allow kids.

So first of all, you guys tell me I have to take my kids is wrong. So I called them to prove that I don't have to take my kids because they're not allowed there. Okay, here's the call of lunchbox to Ruth's Chris. Thank you for you for you. I have a question for you. I have like three little kids. I have a three-year-old, a two-year-old, and a seven-month-old. They're not allowed to come eat there, right?

No, they're allowed. Like you have a kids menu? Yes, sir. But you don't have like high chairs or anything, right? We do. Oh, you do. Okay. Is there any way you could just say, oh, no, we don't.

We're not allowed to have kids. But we are. But you don't have booster seats, right? We have both high chairs and boosters. Okay, but you don't have crayons or anything for them at the table, right? I don't have crams. Oh, yes, that's good. That's one thing.

So you have nothing to entertain the kids like when they're sitting at the table? No, sir. Yeah, but do you see a lot of kids eating there? usually it's just adults, right? There's not a lot of kids that come. We have quite a few kids that are in. Oh, no, that's not what I wanted to hear. I was looking for like, yeah, not a lot of kids come.

Okay, well, I got to go. Yeah, I thought you were going to help my case, but you were absolutely not helping my case, any. And I've been told that if someone weren't recording that for him, we'd have never heard that. Why? Well, he did the call, but someone who has to be in there recording the audio. He would have never brought that to the show.

So now you have to take the kids, obviously. Yeah, they have booster seats and they have high chairs and kids are allowed and a lot of kids go eat there. I didn't think they were going to tell me that. Is your wife excited to go or have you told her? Oh, I told my wife and she's like, yeah, that's so exciting. I was like, and we don't have to take the kids. And she's like, that's even better. Get a little sirloining for the baby?

Yeah. A little sirloin for the baby? It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello. Bobby Bone.

I found a small hoop earring in my apartment with my fiance. I confronted him about the earring. He said, I never seen him before. Nor did he know who the small hoop belonged to? I've never had any doubts about his loyalty or really thought that anyone would be in our apartment as well. But recently I asked where the earring was and he said he threw it out.

Should I be concerned that he threw out the earring? Should I be questioning him more? Signed concern to Connecticut. No. you shouldn't. If there's nothing prior to this, no, you shouldn't. I'll only give you an example. There was a shirt of some sort of some dude shirt that was in the dry cleaning. And I was like, how did this shirt get here? I thought it was mine. I don't know. And I was like, hey, have ever worn this shirt? I've never seen it before. So the dry cleaner had accidentally put somebody's shirt

in ours. And if it had been the other way, or I could see somebody who went like, oh, how did this girl's underwear. Mix-ups happen all the time, right? So I had someone's shirt. The earring, hearing things a little different, though. As far as, like, how did it get there? But I just don't think if there's anything in the past that would lead you to believe anything fishy

is going on, that you should think something fishy is happening. If there have been a couple instances, even one instance maybe, but once, I don't think so. Who knows, even living somewhere in an apartment, right? There are people who live there before you. There are small things that could have been left behind.

We talked somebody with a house. They left alcohol in a house. I'm going to say if this is the only offense, nothing should happen here. You can store it away, though. Did you say anything? No, I don't think so. Not if nothing's ever happened.

Because it's already been said. Yeah, I know. Is it fishy that he threw it away? I don't think it is, actually. Why would he keep it? If it's sitting there, why would he keep it? What good would it do of him if it's laying on the counter to let it lay on the counter?

No good. No good. No good in any way. For you to let your mind spiral when you see it, when obviously he did nothing, you're never going to wear it. If it's a diamond, maybe you save it and turn it. There's nothing happening here. Accidents happen. Things get mixed up. People leave things behind. The laundry, the cleaner puts different things in the club. Accidents happen. When you said store it away, where you store it in your brain? You just like tuck it away. Yeah, because if something else fishy happens, right? Let's say all of a sudden there's a woman's shoe you never recognize under the bed. And you're like, well, all right, I stored away that earring, and now I got a shoe. So now me thinks something fishy's happening. But I would say, if this is the only one, you're fine.

Amy? Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, there's no, my therapist always likes to say, like, what are the facts? What do you know? And then these are the facts that you know, and there's nothing else you can do about it now. So, yeah, Bobby's process of storing it away for later. Only problem with that is in my brain, I'd forget. But you would be reminded of it once something else happened.

the shoe. You don't need to like think about it every day. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely don't do that because that's the worst thing you could do to yourself. It's like Game of Thrones or Aria just doesn't want to forget the person. So she's always thinking of this person she's going to get revenge on. I can hear you guys thinking I'm a nerd already. Yeah, I didn't watch that. Anyone think there's something fishy happening here. Oh, wow.

No, I mean, I found man's underwear in my house and my wife's like, oh, must be your dad's when he came to visit. So I meld to my dad and my dad said, not mine. Must have just got in there somehow. Not mine. Oh, so I mean, I agree. I mean, things happen. They just get there. Lunchbox?

Well, let's have a talk after this segment. Once there was a leopard skin, like, top left at the house. And Kailin had said anything about it. And I was like, hey, do you know who this is? She's like, no. And so all of a sudden, I'm defensive. I'm like, I don't know who this is. Who would leave this?

She was like, I don't know. Why are you being like that? Because I don't know who this is. Yeah, it's weird anyway. I didn't do anything. I promise. And she's like, okay, cool. like let's just keep like no I promise man I need to do and so I'm freaking out

and so I have to like backtrack in my head it was Carla Marie from Carla Marie and Anthony who had been over at the house that did a podcast and they were moved they were traveling across the country and she had left some clothes there while they were there and I went through every single person that had been in the house woman and I was like hey and you hate to ask that hey did you leave to that I'm but finally she's like oh yeah I've been looking for that and I went to care I was like look I found it she goes I haven't thought a single thing about that since you brought that up to you guys

It wasn't me. I was like, I told you. All good. You're good. Thank you for emailing, though. Like Amy said, what are the facts? Move from there. The end.

All right, close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's time to close. Bobby's mailback. Yeah. Here's Mark from Santa Clara, California, who listens on Bay Country 94-5. I just want to tell you my station out here in California You know, picked up your station, your guys in the morning.

I listen. Every morning of you guys, you guys are cool. You put the cool in country. And here's a fun fact for you. Did you guys know that every 90 seconds, there's a sunrise? There's a sunrise somewhere around the world. Peace out. So every 90 seconds is sunrise, we fact-checked that.

Hey, Mike, when you fact-checked this fact, what did you find? No credible sources. That's true. We don't know that it's false. Yeah. But we don't know that it's true. But we like it that you called because anybody says we put the cool in country. We'll take.

All right. Let's go. Because usually when they say what we put in country, they say we put the, no, I shouldn't say that. Fun fact Friday. All right, Amy, let's do it. Five to one, the most fun facts of the week. Number five.

The Lion King was originally supposed to be called King of the Jungle until the filmmakers realized that lions live in the Savannah, not the jungle. Name change. I would have had no idea. Yeah. Like that song, in the jungle, the mighty. The lion.

Nice. Good thing. Man, that is a jam. Mm-hmm. A wing mawap. A wing mo'wap. Hold it. Hold it.

A whimbo wet. A whimbo wet. A whimbo up. A whimbo up. He don't bomb a... Amy take that. Go. A windbo up.

A windbo up. A windmow up. A windmoh. Keep it going. No, you're going on the wrong. You went down the melody. You have to keep it. Never mind.

Amy went to the second verse already. Number four. This might explain why I did that. Being sleep deprived for more than 24 hours can cause you to experience visual, auditory, and sensory hallucinations. The longer you stay awake, the more you progress towards psychosis.

What's the longest you've ever been awake? I don't know. I don't know the longest I've ever been awake. You never did like hands on a hard body? I thought you did that. You've done that? Wait, no. Were you hold onto a car?

That's a documentary. Amy thinks we're on a Netflix show apparently right now. I'm not a radio show. I mean, I'm sure a couple days where you just miss sleep because of work and then you get... But I don't really have some record that I've been able to hold. And I'm not done hands on a hard body. What is that? I thought in radio you did something where...

No, somebody else. Yeah, that's a show. All right. Number three. The TSA makes almost a million dollars a year from the loose change that people leave behind it security. Wow. What do they make from the watches? A couple of my friends have been through and all of a sudden it's gone when they get to the other side.

But they make a little more off that, huh? That's kind of crazy though. Or like leaving stuff in luggage when they go through your luggage. Oh, yeah. You read those news stories where things are just gone. Yeah. You know now I wear a watch through. They don't make me take it off because those stories. They're like you can wear a watch through. Even if it beeps?

Yeah, even if it beeps. Because they don't want people to feel like they got to put their watches in that bucket and then it go out of their sight. Interesting. I saw that on hands on the heart body, though. You could hide other things and blame it on your watch. Yeah, Amy. You could put meth in your watch and go through the airport. Yes, okay.

Number two. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie once had locks on all of their kids' computers that would prevent them from Googling their mothers and fathers' names. So, like, they could search up other things, but if they tried to search up, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, their kids' computers wouldn't do it. I got to go to your buddy's computer, huh? Yeah, that's true. We sleepover.

Yeah, just, hey, can I use your computer for a second? What the? Yeah, that's good. Number one. This is just, you know, if you're experiencing any pain today, simply looking at a picture of a loved one can help relieve it. Okay. How are you doing today?

I'm okay. I'm not in pain or anything. But just in case, like, just make sure you got a picture of Caitlin on your phone. If you're ever experiencing pain, pull it up, look at her. Find some relief. I guess it depends if she's mad at me or not. They can cause more pain. Yeah.

No, she's not mad at me right now, I don't think. But, yeah, I guess that, but okay, thank you for that fact. And I hope you get some slate sometime soon. Thank you. All right, there you go. Fun fact, Friday. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30-second skinny.

Cassie Ashton released a new song called I Don't Go Back. Kenny Rogers' record label released a reggae remix of his song, The Gambler. You got to know when to walk away when you're sitting at the The table is done. Christian Bush released two new songs called Everybody Needs a Somebody and When This Shirt Was New. Here's one of them. I'm Morgan.

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Complete disclosures available at public.com slash disclosures. Another one of these stories from finger quotes, Amy's friend. What is for my friend? Because she's a boyfriend of like two months and she's introducing him to her parents and they're out to dinner so you know this isn't me okay and her dad during dinner brings up how they have a family ring that can be used for a proposal if you would like let me get this straight yeah because she's she's 32 she's been dating him

for only two months yep so the dinner with the family's great thumbs up cool yeah but at this dinner her dad casually says we've got her to the guy yeah like to the table but to the table but to the guy. And she's like, dad. And so I just thought, ooh. Yeah, that whole dad talking about engagement, like pushing it on the dude that's not his son.

If it was his son, I think I would be like, that's funny, he knows his son. But he's doing it to a dude that ain't a son. Maybe he's just trying to get the message out there early, like, hey, in case you're thinking about proposing, we have a family. But that's not the message you want out. If it's not your... How did she feel? She just like that. Like, dad,

stop. You're embarrassing me. Stop. But that is pretty cool to have a ring he can use. Yeah. That may be the factor. If it's like, he's on the fence, he's like, I don't know if I should. Free ring. Mm-hmm. Because that's a big part of it.

I think he's looking out for the dude here. Yeah, but you can have that conversation to the side. Okay. Not dinner. Even then, you don't do it at two months. You do it. Early. You do it at two years.

That's a long time. But you do it probably six, nine months when they start to get serious. Amy, when did you get engaged? How long were you dating? Well, we got engaged at the three months mark. There you go. Three months, yeah. That's true.

But he was in the military. Yes. And that sped it up probably a little bit. Right. And that sped up the wedding because then we were going to wait a year and then deployments and then all kinds of things. It was like, well, he's going to Afghanistan. So let's just get married real quick before he goes. That kind of thing.

Military people can relate. Did anyone have a ring given to them by like an old? Man, that would be the greatest. Like a family passed down. Stress-free. Just, yeah, completely stress-free. And money saver, guys. That's part of the stress.

I mean, who cares about the bank account? Yeah, that's part of that. I mean, that's what I would say. It's part of the stress and having to buy the ring. And then if she doesn't like it, you can go together and get Meemaw's all ring fixed. Yeah, reset it. Oh, man. I should have just made one up.

What's you going to do? Prove it wasn't? Hey, prove that wasn't my Meemals. It's time for the easiest trivia game of all the trivia games. It's easy trivia. Amy, the category. colors. What color are zebra's stripes?

White and black. Correct. I guess I would have just said black. I would have said white and black. And it's all white underneath. Yeah. Do we know the answer to that though? I know. I don't know. The answer is black and white here, but if you would have asked me, I would have said their stripes are black, but they're just a white horse. Or are they a black horse with white stripes?

Their whites are too big. Yeah. What's up, Mike? Wow. I wouldn't, yeah, I didn't miss the crap out of that one. What colors are the stripes on the American flag lunchbox. Red and white? Correct. Eddie, what color is Rudolph the red nose? Reindeer's nose? Oh, that's red. Correct.

Rudolph the red nose. Yeah. Thank you for that. Nobody goes home to the first round. Morgan, what color is SpongeBob's Squarepants? He's yellow. That's correct. Everybody, welcome to Easy Trivia. Give yourself a round of applause. All right, you don't want to miss it, because if you miss it, you get boned and you hear this. You've been boned.

Amy's worn the tiara, but maybe not for much longer. It's okay. I have it on now. They play to five. Eddie's in the league with three wins. I'm coming for you, Amy. How many do I have? Two.

Okay. Morgan with one. Have you showed up to a game yet? I've been here, man. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go to the scores table and check in.

I know. I've been trying, but they won't call a time out. The category is numbers. Amy. How many people are in a trio? That would be three. Correct. Lunchbox, what's two times two?

Four. Correct. Eddie, how many zeros are there in a million? One. comma zero zero six correct V represents what number in Roman numerals Morgan 10 no five You've been boe

I knew that I did that too fast What was the five? It's five What was the question again? You said V B yeah I said that too fast It's five yeah guys if you Present an answer I gotta take it It's 10 X Well Morgan's been eliminated

Geez. Three remain. The category is Landmarks. What city is the Eiffel Tower located in Amy? That is in Paris. Correct. The Statue of Liberty Lunchbox is a gift from what country? Too easy? No. Oh, you don't know it?

What do you think? Talk it out. I'll let you talk it out here. Well, my first thought was England, but then we were fighting England, so why would they give us that right? Don't even. Don't even. The Statue of Liberty was a gift from what country?

Lunchbox. Why is this jumping out at me? What's jumping? We'll go France. Correct. He was jumping out at you. Still sounds like he's going to the bathroom. Eddie, all emotion is him on the toilet. It doesn't matter what it is. It just sounds like

at some stage of him on the toilet. Did you guys know that? Yes, we knew it. Eddie, what city's the Golden Gate Bridge in? That is in San Francisco. Correct. Let's go to round three. The category is country music. Okay.

Let's go. To make you feel my love by Garth Brooks. To make you feel my love was featured in what movie in 1998, Amy? Hope flips. Correct. Wow. Wow. Good job, Amy.

Wow. Lunchbox. What? Who's the lead singer of the band? Yep, I'm done He has trouble with this How many elite singers do you know? Like, which ones do you know?

I know One. Which one? Zach Brown band. Who's the lead singer of the band, Old Dominion? No idea. I mean, they've been there 20 times. I know.

I know what he looks like. No, I know what he looks like. What is his name, though? No idea's name. This is embarrassing. Why is it embarrassing? You should know his name. No, there's five.

I know the trip guys. the drummer. No. Flip. No. Witt. And Tripp is Lanko. A trip's in Lanko. And who's flip? Yeah. He's just throwing things out there. Oh, man. Johnny Neutron is somebody. Yeah, that's a cartoon.

All right. Who's the lead singer of Old Dominion lunchbox? Oh! Oh! No. That's not his name. What is it? What are you thinking? Matt Ramsey. That's the name that just popped in my head. I have no idea where that name is. Are you going with it? That's my name. The answer is Matt Ramsey.

Oh, what? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? He just knocked his computer off his desk all this. Are you kidding me? It's Matt Ranzoo. Yeah! See, hey, Matt, no disrespect. Your band's great.

I know you. I knew you. Eddie. Wow. Eddie. I'm shocked. Randy Owen is the lead singer of what legendary country group? That's Alabama.

Correct. Oh, my goodness. The next round. It's good thing you didn't get that one. No, I had no idea. I just had hauling oats. Amy, what streets the White House on? Pennsylvania Avenue.

Correct. Lunchbox and which wing of the White House is the Oval Office located? It's easy, man. It's TV show West Wing. That's correct. Is that way it's called that? I have no idea. I just guessed it. Eddie, who is the first president to live in the White House? Oh, no. Gosh, I want to say John Adams because it wasn't ready for George.

Easy trivia. Not so easy. Easy trivia. Not so easy. Give me John Adams. Correct. Wow! Because it wasn't ready for George. Yes.

Let's go. The next category is Disney. Oh. Amy. Yes. What group of animals raised Tarzan in the Tarzan movie? What animals raised Tarzan? Well, I don't know if I've ever seen Tarzan, but he swings like a monkey.

Is it like just the type of animal, like a primate? Like that? What's your answer? A group of primates. Mike, we give a group primates. Why? Why? Why would I need to be more specific? That sucks because, I mean, it could be a gorilla, a chimpanzee, a monkey. Those are all monkeys.

Go ahead. Kind of, I think. They're all primates. I'm giving you primates. Thank you. Lunchbox had 15 years to figure out Matt Ramsey. I'm giving you primates. That's guerrillas. What is it? Guerrillas. I think gorillas are primates. That's the same. Yeah. That's close enough. Thank you.

Don't yell at me. I didn't do any. Lunchbox. I got this. How many dwarfs did it snobers? on white lip with. That's such an easy one. Go ahead. Seven dwarfs. Correct. I'm surprised he'd take a minute for that.

He's like, oh, no. Seven is popping out at me. England. Dopey. I keep seeing dopey. Eddie. Come on. The circle of life is a song from what Disney movie?

The Lion King. Correct. The category is animals. Easy, trivia. Amy, what is it called when birds fly to warmer climates for the winter? Migration. Correct. What's the fastest land animal, lunchbox?

Is that your answer? Cheetah, correct. Eddie, what do you call a baby lion? I believe that's called a cub. Is that your answer? Yeah. That's correct. Back to another category of Disney, apparently.

Here we go. Disney, but a little harder. Disney but harder. How many stepsisters do Cinderella have, Amy? There's the evil stepmom, so can't make her the stepsisters. So then I think that the step sisters is either two or three, two or three. How many steps sisters does Cinderella have? Which one's jumping out at me?

Matt Ramsey. Wait a second. The stepmom might be like... How many steps sisters to Cinderella have? So I think it's two sisters. Is that your answer? Yes. That's correct.

Oh my gosh. Lunchbox, what's the name of the bear in Jungle Book? I've never seen that. Let's go with... Why is this poo bear? Pooh bear coming at you? Pooh bear's coming at me. That's a name that's jumping out.

Pooh bear. Where have I heard poo bear? That does sound familiar. Pooh bear. Jungle book, name of the bear. Got to be poo bear. Is that your answer? Yep.

You've been bow. Never seen it. It's Baloo. You never heard of Winnie the Pooh? Oh, it's Boo. It's Balloo? Balloo, yeah. B-A-L-O.

Oh, so it sounds like poo. Oh, I was thinking. Bear necessity. That's it. Hey, Eddie. Come on, Bob. What did Lady and the Tramp eat at the Italian restaurant? Spaghetti.

Correct. We have two left. What? You got how many dwarfs last time? Yeah. You said it was Disney but harder. Stop coming in a puppy. That's the cover of the...

Italian restaurant. Exactly. Guys relax. Colors. Okay. Colors but harder? Toop. Now, is it we already do colors?

Okay, colors. Same. Amy, what color is the planet Neptune? Oh my gosh. I don't know Neptune Yellow Incorrect

You've been bone That's a temporary bone Yeah Eddie For the win Colors What color bandana Does the ninja turtle

Michelangelo wear Oh my See lunch is mad Hold on Hold on me think about this Michelangelo So there are four colors Purple, blue

Red and orange. I'm between red and blue. No, no, red and orange. Michelangelo? Red? Give me orange for Michelangelo. I think red is Raphael. So, if you look back at it, blue is Donatello purple. Wait, Leonardo's blue. Donatello's purple. Okay. Raphael is red. And Michael Angelo is on. Yeah! Let's do! It's the winner. Wow. You've one went away for getting a back. Come on! I told you guys.

I'm going to win this back. That TR is mine. What was the answer to Amy? Yeah, what color is Neptune. Sorry, I didn't say that. Blue. It's blue. Blue. Like the bear from Jungle Book.

Blue. No, poo bear. I mean, the solar system gets me every time. I don't know why I don't just stop and go home and study it. You know? Like, I should just go home and study the solar system. No, you don't want to be bored for the rest of your life. Because that's when I get boned the most is if it has to do with the solar system.

A lot. I'm talking about solar system. All right. There you go. Eddie, congratulations, buddy. That's your big win. Stupid. The voicemail from Christine in Iowa.

Good morning, studio. Good morning, body. I am heading to Nashville with a group of seven friends at the end of June for my five-year cancer free trip. What is one thing that we shouldn't do that makes us look like tourists? Thanks for your house. First of all, congratulations. Good for you.

Love it. Second of all, don't get on a pedal tavern. One of those things you pedal down the road and drink or any of those things, any of those things. You know, you're getting a boat that drives around town. With a hot tub in it. A tractor. Like, just stay out of that crap. That screams tourists.

All right, here is Stephen from Russellville, Arkansas. Good morning. I actually had a funny dad joke for Amy that I'm proud to say I came up with. What do you call a muffler that gets put on a car? exhausted you all have a good day love it that's good

that's sound like an original what do you call a muffler that's been on a car on a road trip yes for too long exhausted he's missing an element yeah we just punch it up a little bit I got it though

here is Whitney from southern Utah I am just calling I was listening to Amy talk about Scottie McCurry and the protocol that he has not touching dance and we had a band come to town and we and my sister got a picture

with one of the guys he totally like grabbed our butts as we were as we were taking the picture and as we walked off she was like he grabbed my butt and I was like me too what? Hey whoa wow

who did we be? Wow she said me too that's not cool you can't do that no yeah we blaked out the name of the artist okay because yeah we all We obviously have verified But it makes sense.

Really? It does? I want to go back and listen to the uncensored. Uncensored. Uncut voicemails. Voicemails after dark. We can sell those. Yeah, not cool.

You can't grab people's butts. I know she's laughing, but that's not cool. No. But yeah, Scott and McCurry doesn't touch people, and I get it. Because you don't anybody saying they... That you got, like, accidentally... Somebody grabbed her butt. Because it could be accident like, oh, but he's just better.

safe, I'm sorry. Yeah, that is not good. Nope. Here's Amy's pile of stories. It looks like scientists are making progress and being able to communicate with animals. Which ones?

Like dolphins or like Stanley the Bulldog? Big difference there. They say they're starting with bats and dolphins, but they say this is a stepping stone leading us to being able to communicate with our pets, like dogs and cats. Well, monkeys have done sign language. They've taught monkey's sign language

before. So, you know, some animal are, you know, far superior than others. I mean, if I could talk to Stanley, I would go, listen, are you bored, or are you sad, or are you fat? I need to know which one. That's what I would ask. Maybe he could tell you. Because he's always...

He looks the same always. Yes, are you bored? Are you sad? Are you fat or are you sleepy? I'd add a fourth one in there. That's what I would ask him. Okay, well, when does that come out? When can I get that from Amazon?

Well, I don't have an exact date, but they say this is progress. and one of the scientists said that witnessing it happened with what they're able to get from the bats and the other animals that they're testing. They said it's like a miracle. It's magic. Okay. Can't wait. As if we need another reason to drink coffee, but I just thought I'd throw it out there for everyone. Studies are saying that people who drink coffee daily are living longer than those that don't. Done by the Merrin Coffee Institute.

By Folgers. Yes. Of course. Oh, and why do they say this? There's just different health benefits linked to coffee. and when you're consuming it, especially on a daily basis, you don't want to overdo it, that's for sure, but the max is four cups. I mean, it could even be something like coffee drinkers wake up earlier in the morning. That's why they have coffee and people who wake up early in the morning live a more productive life because they, you know, it could be anything like that.

Okay, what else? Garth Brooks was doing a concert at Gillette Stadium and a woman there was holding up a sign saying that she still had a guitar pick from a concert she went to of his in 1992. So that got his attention. He went over, started talking to her, and then he realized, you know what, if you've kept that guitar pick for that long, I'm going to go ahead and give you the guitar off my back right now. And here's the crowd reacting. Oh, you know, maybe one more thing. A lot of signs at Garth shows, people requesting songs.

It'd be funny if somebody had one that goes, Garth, I think you're my dad. Right next? He'll ignore that one. He's like, ah, not never did that one. Pop love, mama, mama love me. Is that it? Yes. He's like, I'm not you, daddy.

That guy is. All right, go ahead. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So this woman, Carrie Kirby, was driving along the highway in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. When she looked down and she saw a teddy bear dressed in a military outfit. She was like, huh, that must belong to somebody. So she pulls over. She gets it, and she was determined to find the only. She reached out to Fox 23, told the news, like, hey, this is really important to me. I want to find the owner. Blasted on social media. Well, Fox 23 aired the story, and then they got an email from Ray Kindes.

And he said, that's my bear. He is a veteran that rides in processions, like funeral processions, like on his motorcycle with a group of people. And his bear always rides with him. And the bear had fallen off his bike. And he thought it was lost forever. But luckily, Carrie found it. Is that the listener? Is that the listener that we're going to play?

Yeah. Because she posted on the B-Team page. She was like, I saw I was just on the news. Yeah, this is a clip of her here. I'm so glad to get it back to you. Well, thank you so much to find me. You're welcome. Ray served in the Army for 23 years.

Now in his late 60s, he rides his motorcycle to escort fellow veterans to their funeral, and his bear always comes with. That's when he says he lost Iron Mike, named after a famous military statue. When she found it, I'm like, oh, man, I couldn't believe it. You know, because you never hear of the. somebody finding something that falls off a motorcycle very rarely. And she's in a Pimp and Joy sweatshirt. And so it was sent around in our little text group.

And then I went over to the B-T-P-P-P-T page, and she was like, oh my, can I believe I'm on the news in a Pimp of Joy sweatshirt? So it's a listener. Yeah, no, it's crazy. And it's very fitting. You tell she put it on purposefully because it's a patriotic, one of our patriotic Pimp and Joy sweatshirts. And it's just a really special moment.

So shout out to Carrie Kirby. And speaking of Pimp and Joy, 9 a.m. Central time today, our patriotic Pimp and Joy line goes up and all the money that we get from it that we make. We don't keep any of it. It's going to build a home for Anthony Thompson, who was hit with an IED, who is in a wheelchair, non-communicative. But he lives with his wife and his kid,

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and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust, the author and the listener. have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that

deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm not kidding. When I say, I think I'm growing. I got some shoes. I had to go up a half a shoe size. You guys think I've crazy. I'm getting taller. I'm growing. But maybe it's just the brand of shoes. Not. I'm getting bigger.

My ear things are falling out all the time now that I wear to the show. They just fall out because my ears are getting bigger. Your ears are getting bigger too. I'm telling you, you guys think it's crazy that an adult is still growing. But I'm taller. I'm going a half inch. A feet are a half size bigger. Things fall out of my ears. Do you think it's because I'm working out in training so hard like I'm growing like? Maybe. I don't know.

It's bizarre. Yeah. I mean, I've heard of ears and noses getting bigger. That's really old people. Yeah. But not shoe size, not height. Usually when the ears and nose get bigger, you shrink. Well, you need to get, we need to have you tested. I know for superpowers.

Like you're a medical phenomenon. Yes, I could be an Avenger probably. I don't even know what my power is yet. I'm telling you guys, it's weird. I'm growing. I'm like 6.3 one day you guys are going to be like, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Okay, so here we are today. Glad you're here.

Keith Urban coming up in just a little bit. Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. Which country's capital has the fastest growing population? Which country's capital has the fastest growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin. Oh, the population's Dublin.

That was the morning corny. There you have that. Anthony Thompson's our guy. Navy petty officer second class, Anthony Thompson. He was hurt very badly, serving in Iraq. He's in a wheelchair. spinal cord injury, brain injury, he's non-communicative. But we talk to his wife.

They have such a positive attitude. And he's in a wheelchair and he's in a normal house. It's hard for him to maneuver in the house and live a life with a good quality of life. So what we're doing is raising money, 9 a.m. Central time. You're going to have a shot. West Coast, it may already be time to rock and roll. But you're going to have a shot to get on and get our limited edition, patriotic pimping joy line. We don't keep any of the money.

It's going to go to building this hero. a home. So let's do it. 9 o'clock. Set your phones. The alarm, make it go, mine scares the crap out of me every time. I wake up before my alarm every morning. Every morning. My alarm has not woken me up in probably four months. And I wake up every morning before my alarm.

And every morning, I don't turn it off when I wake up. And every morning, it goes, and I'm like, oh my God. Even though I know what time is going to go off, this sits on my knee and scares the crap out of me. The Friday morning conversation with Keith Urban. How you doing, buddy?

I'm good. We hit right when you were playing a chord on something there. When you're at home and you have instruments all over, and I feel like your mind is this always, at least when I've been around, you've just creating all the time, will you just grab an instrument and be like, oh, I've got to get this out of my system or no, or at home, not so much,

but if you go down into like the studio, that's where you do that. Anywhere, you know. Do you have instruments strategically placed near a toilet where you can just grab it and be like, I got a little song idea here? I don't have one in the toilet, Bob you know, no. Because if I could play like you, I think I'd have one everywhere. You would just never leave the toilet.

That's what you're saying, right? Now, just hang in there. I do a lot of good work in the shower? Right. Yes, ideas come in the shower. Why do you think that is? Because you're doing something you don't have to think about, and it liberates you, and it's a good feeling.

Because I feel like I get my best, at least ideas I feel are strong, are in the shower, or, like, ideas for, like, comedy bits or songs for, comedy songs. I'm like, dang, but then what? If I'm just like sitting on the couch, I cannot, I don't have that same like freedom for some reason. No. No, I hear you. Where will you put yourself if you're like, all right, I've got like three days to create or think? Like, where will you put yourself to really make sure you can get the best out of you? Oh, that's a good question. I'm more creative in the morning. I don't really get creative crazy late at night unless we're touring. And then I find I come off stage and I've got a lot of ideas.

I'd love to get in a studio sometimes after a gig. Do you ever line that up where, or is it something you just feel randomly so you can't really line a studio up after a show? Oh, you can, but I haven't done it. I have done it before, but I haven't done it in a long time. But sometimes that's the, when you're in the flow, you know, you've just come off stage, you've just, everything's flowing. When you're on stage, do you ever get a couple of ideas for a song?

Like, I have to remember this. I'm playing a song that everybody knows, but I just had a great idea. Would you ever jot something down Or talking to be like Hey remember the idea here I got a song called Love on a Butterfly What's the title? Love on a butterfly

Love on a butterfly I like that Play along I'll sing it for you I was floating Early one morning I was reaching for the sky I didn't know that what I had Was love on a butterfly

Thank you That's right It just flew away it died. No, it got swatted and died. Quick song, quick song. Does that ever happen where you're up there? It's quite the metaphor there, Bob. I got a great idea, but I got to save it.

At sound check, it happens a lot. Not in a gig. I've never had it happen in a gig. It's too many things going on in a gig. Will you ever play at a sound check and kind of work through a song that you're writing and have somebody record it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Any of the good ones come from that? I think some rifts have come. A lot of riffs have come from that.

Define a riff. Like a guitar riff or like a vocal. All the above vocal riff. Yeah, melody of some sort, either on guitar, singing, something like that. After all of these awards and years of performing, it still feels to me that when you do it, like you still find such purpose in performing. Right. Has that gone up or down?

Does it as you move along in your career, does sometimes, are you, are you, like super excited to go perform and others, not so much. Like, I don't, you've just done so much. I feel the same, I feel the same as I always did. Like literally zero difference as far as getting on stage and playing. How is that possible?

It just is. I mean, literally, because where I grew up in Australia playing all the pubs and clubs where you walk out to a bunch of crossed arms and people are going, all right, what do you do? Why should I care about this?

You know? And you've got to come out and get people engaged. That's just in my DNA. It's never changed. Crazy. Just indulge me for a second. I understand that, but you've been entertaining of the year, multiples, you've done it all, and there never becomes a point where some of that shakes off and you become a little jaded.

Do you have to recheck yourself? Oh, God, no. I forget everything in a really good organic way. I don't push it off. I just don't, I never think about it. I'm always thinking about the next thing. thing always. That is true.

I can, on a very small level vouch for that, because I remember once being with you, and you're like, this is my album, three albums from now. But I'm like, you're just putting this one out right now. You're like, yeah, but I got this working over here. So when you're putting out a project and we're hearing it, you're already three steps ahead working on the next thing. Sometimes, but then those songs don't, and then, you know, you go to make the next album and those songs don't resonate the way that did a year before.

Do you wish you could go back? I'm going to actually put you on this. If you could go back and re-record one of your big hits. Oh, that's a good question. Because you hear it now and you're like, ugh. Like what song would you go back and creatively transform? Wow, that's a great question, Bobby. I don't think about re-recording anything.

I just think about certain songs that didn't get to be singles, which was a bummer. What would be that song? off the last album a song called Live With that I really hoped was going to be a single but you're on to the next record you're a Keith Urban if you wanted to be a single

you walk in that office you put your foot down and you say if you don't make this a single I'm not going to have an accent anymore and you give what you'd threaten them with something that they didn't see coming at all right so if I threatened you with how long it takes

songs to get played what would happen what would your reaction be not my problem That's what I would say. But I would think at this point, when you have a favorite song, you could just say, I want this to be a single, and they'd have to listen. Yeah, except sometimes you're on to the next thing, you know.

I know when we had a song called You Look Good in My Shirt, it was going to be the next single off that album. And we had the first single off the next record ready to go. So you go, well, do we come with the fifth single or do we come with the first single off the next record? And so that song just misses its shot. And you're probably so excited about the next project that you, more times than not, just go, let's just go to the next one. Right?

Yeah, it's unusual right now, isn't it? I mean, as far as where songs go, how they live, how they get discovered, what's classified a hit song these days. There's so many metrics for all of that. It's not a straight line like it used to be. When you talk about singles and, you know, you would like this song, did you ever have a song the label said, hey, this is the song? And you're like, oh, man, I like it, but I don't think it's a single. and then they went with it and it crushed. And you were like, wow, I missed on that one because it's awesome.

Blue, aren't your color isn't, it's not a song that I didn't think was going to be a single, but I had no idea it would resonate the way it did. No idea. And the label loved it. And so do you just go, okay, this is what I do with my bosses. You know what? I'm going to do this one because you would like me to do it. But the next time I ask for one, like you owe me one.

Do you ever do that with them? I mean, they always default to letting me. sequence things the way that I've always done it, really right from the beginning. But I'm not always right. I get it wrong a lot. I don't know. You know, with your show. Do you do bits that you go, this is going to crush today, and you do it, and it's like,

okay. I think I approach them all like, okay, and then we just see what happens. Right. Yes, there are sometimes where I'm like, this is really fun. But you must be surprised things that don't work. I would think what, I can't, so here's the difference. In the studio, I can't really tell because I can't see the people. When I'm doing stand-up, and I'm like, this bit is so funny.

Right. I will write it and be like, this is going to crush. It's going to crush here. It's going to crush here. And then I do it and there's not a peep. That, to me, stuns because I'm like, but I've done 400 shows. And at this point, I feel like I can understand what's funny and what's not. And then there will be times where I don't think a joke is that funny.

Or it's just a throwaway line and they will die laughing. And I'll make a note there like, oh, do that again. So yes. I understand that point. So when you make a note, do that again, when you do it again, is it as funny? No. No. Never.

I know. Because whatever it was that I had then. It's spontaneity. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe how flippantly I taught. It's never quite as funny. You know there's a great expression that says the only real music is when a baby first cries.

After that, the baby knows the mom will come running. It's all show business. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The truth in spontaneity of something. That's why I think every show. has to have constant spontaneity flowing, not myopic repetition of the night before, because it doesn't work.

It just doesn't work. We've all been to shows where we're like, that doesn't, that feels a little phoned in. As someone watching like a fan? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Before I got into this art, I don't think I ever felt, I thought every show was awesome. But now I can see it. I'm so inside of it. I would be like, oh, they're not feeling it right now. Right. But then I would talk to, like, other people, they're like,

I know this is the greatest show ever. It's a weird dynamic now watching a show for me. Because I can't really, which is why I don't go to many. The last five shows I've been to were all yours, and just watching in your window, just watching you play at home. That's all I do. That's my, it's only show I really like. Yeah, that was me. So the Bush is rustling. Let's talk about Wild Hearts for a second, because here we go. We got another one here. I was talking to Brad Tersy, who one of the writers on the song, and he was complimenting you so much as a songwriter because he said,

you know, we had this song, him and two of my friends, Eric Passley and Jen Wayne, like we had written this song and sent it to Keith, and Keith was like, love the hook and the melody. And you can tell me if this is all true or not. But the verses, some of the don't fit me right now. And you were like, can I rewrite? it. And he said, yeah. And then I asked Tim, I put him on the spot. I said, did he rewrite it or did he add a couple words? And I knew what his answer was going to be. And he goes, no, he rewrote all the verses. And so,

when that happens and someone sends you a song, and you go, dang, like, what about the song drew you in? And then what did you feel that made you want to change up some of the lyrics? I got sent the song by Roxy King at Universal. And I listened to it. And I listened to it. And I I went, I like it, but it's not staying with me. So I passed on the song. And about two weeks later, I woke up one morning singing this chorus of a song. And I go, what is that melody? And it was Wild Hearts.

So I got the song back out, listened to it again. And I went, man, I love this chorus, but the verses don't speak to me. But it's a really, it's a song about chasing your dreams, right? You know, going after it, no matter what, against all odds. the verses probably need to be a bit more autobiographical for me to make the chorus land properly for me so I called Roxanne I said do you think the writers would be okay if I rewrote the verses I've never done it in my life ever

never never ever done this and they were game for it so they sent me the track with no words and then I just wrote the verses when you write the verses and it's coming from your story your mind your heart do they just fall out of you at that point point or do you just spend a lot, do you spend extra time because you're also working with someone else's canvas? They just had a good structure. So, um, it was just about being truthful. So, you know, one morning I literally just hit play, got my little pad out and I'm just writing. And I thought, well, if it's about my particular journey, where did that start? And I went,

well, probably when my mom and dad took me to see Johnny Cash when I was five, start there. It was like, Oh, saw the man in black, spotlight in the air, but the boom, and then it just, it just flowed. You saw Johnny Cash at five years old, now how much of that do you actually remember? I remember, well, the images I remember are kind of in the song. I remember this really the loudest, I mean, you're not only five, but I've been around a lot of people in these big settings before. It's like, 5,000 seat hall, drunk, rowdy, loud, fun people, like really. working class where I grew up. That was exciting. Going into the hall, I remember it being deafening in the hall. I don't know where our seats were, probably up the nosebleeds. And then I remember

it going pitch black in this big spotlight coming across our heads. And when you're five, that beam is surreal. I never seen anything like it. And then it's hitting this guy up on the stage. Everyone's screaming going crazy. And then I remember looking up at my dad and seeing the way that he was looking at this guy on stage and probably I might take a child psychologist to confirm it probably wondering what have I got to do to get my dad to look at me that way so that's why that line in there you know heard a thousand screams saw my daddy stare is is in the song do you know a lot of Johnny Cash stuff since that was such an imprint like did it as a young kid did you

I want to also learn some stuff from Johnny Cash I learned a few of his songs for sure, but I mean, that voice is so unique. And I didn't have that. Not when I started singing a plane at six, seven, eight years old. I sounded like Dolly Parton. I did. I could sing in her key, you know, so I sang all of her songs. What was your front yard like as a kid? I wonder what you're like you think back and it's hard for me to think and remember anything earlier than five years old. Like that's probably where it starts for me. But like, what was, what was the front yard like at your house? I always think we confuse memories with photographs and vice versa. we moved around all the time

never owned a house just rented and moved from house to house to house all the time so it is a constant change of frank yeah do you have a home that you feel like is like if I were like what's the house you consider yourself that you grew up in can you picture that house or is again were you moving so much we moved all the time

I went to six different schools in about five years um thanks six schools so did you learn how to um moving so much, meeting a lot of new people, you constantly had to make new friends, did that make you withdraw more into music, or did it create some sort of,

you can now blend in with anyone, and you can now kind of assimilate, no problem. I think it was a bit of both, and the guitar was really helpful. It's a physical thing. It's like this security blanket right there in front of you, this little protective shield.

So it was helpful for that. And it had mixed benefits when you're a boy in a school and you play the guitar and sing and have long hair like I did it's a mixed blessing were you a small kid yeah when did you grow

Tuesday last Tuesday yeah I felt that one I kind of set you up for that one right there so here's the three things I want to know what makes you happy personal professional and then you get kind of a grab bag you can pick whatever you want so what makes you genuinely happy

right now Keith Urban who we see has it all, right? But seeing it isn't always a real life, right? It definitely isn't at all. But what makes you happy right now at this stage of your career and your life? All of it. The balance that I've found and can maintain better than ever between work and home life,

because it's complicated for anybody. family work different you've only got so much of your time where does it go how much do you give to writing songs being with your family touring doing this to you know um so i think being able to balance that better than i used to so what's the key then because that's honestly the biggest struggle that i have right now right been married a year basically and my struggle is figuring out how to balance because i've never had to balance right right i've been extremely selfish in that it's just always been about me. Not that I want to keep everything, but it's like I only have to worry about me my whole life. And now I don't just have to worry about me. It's worry. I have to actually care and like want to

lift the other person up, right? My wife. So what's what's that advice you would give me then? Because balance is tough for me. Yeah. Well, it's never achieved. It's just maintained. And that to me was a shock. Like, you mean I got to do it all the time? I wasn't used to maintaining anything. It's terrible at it. Yeah, given stuff up or passing opportunities has been a very difficult one because I feel like I've just worked so hard to get any opportunity at all, right? Just scratch and clawing and then you start to get them. And then now I'm going, you know what, maybe I shouldn't do this because what I can do is I can create some balance. But that's been very difficult. Was that something with you where you're like, dang, I go do this show or this? But this is also as

important because I'm investing into the relationship. Was that just a place that you? You know, you got to one day and it made sense, or is that still something you constantly have to focus on? Sort of a bit of everything. I mean, constantly. I'm not definitely, stuff goes out of whack, you know, all the time. And I think the only difference is the speed of which I correct things or the fact that I actually do correct it, you know, that's the thing that's changed in my life. I never used to recognize things falling out of balance. It's terrible. How do you recognize it now? Because I'm told. That's how I recognize. I'm told it's up balance.

I'm sorry, I'm learning, yes. And then you just have this feeling that happens where you start to be with somebody that you go, I can feel like I've completely, I'm dropping the ball here. I just feel like it all the time, but it's when I don't, when I'm like, oh, I'm actually doing pretty good here.

Keith Urban is here. What have you learned in your year of marriage, Bobby? That's a great question. A lot. I have learned that I am not the sun and all the planets revolve around the sun because I have just been able to be the sun, And good times and bad, meaning as a kid all the way up into my early 20s, I was the surviving son, meaning I had to survive.

Everything was about me just trying to have money to pay rent or eat or school clothes or. And it was all about what I could, but now I don't have to be the sun anymore. I think a lot of me being the sun and the solar system was it was forced. I had to, I was, everything had to rotate around me because it was a necessity that I just look out for me or I wouldn't survive. Yeah. Now, yeah, I don't have to be the sun anymore. And it is a relief as much as it is difficult at times. So there can't just turn it off, right? It, correct. And that is uncomfortable sometimes, but it's a good, you don't grow without having some uncomfortability in anything. You just don't, you know, human, you get taller, it hurts. You learn a skill. It sucks

because you, you're not good at it at first, right? So to grow, you've got to have a little bit of uncomfortability. And that to me has been what I've learned is that I don't have to do everything by myself. I don't have to be the sun. I can I can roll and be a Batman Robin. And sometimes I'm Robin and sometimes I'm Batman and that's okay. So that's what I'm still learning. So yeah, that's the situation there. I'm picturing you in tights now. It's just a very awkward vision. You know, I don't have to picture. I'll send you a picture of it. You don't have to picture in your head. Yeah, I've got a couple pictures of me in tights. Please don't. Listen, we've talked a long time.

I know you have your guitar over here. And I don't have anything crazy planned, but would you mind grabbing it for a second? Yeah. We were talking about, I'm going to put you a little bit on the spot here because I feel comfortable enough to do that. We were talking on the show maybe a week or so ago about the most romantic songs of all time, not just country, but just period. And I had picked The Pretenders I'll Stand by You, which is just a great song, often overlooked. I picked The Beach Boys God Only Knows

God only knows If I were to ask you And you have your guitar And if you can think What a great opening line of that song by the way Go ahead I may not always love you I may not always love you

As long as there are stars above you You'll have no need to doubt it I'll make you sure about it Oh my gosh Isn't that such a great song Unbelievable lyric So what's the most romantic song Two parts that you have

And just give me a little 15, 20, 30 seconds of it and then period in your mind I've been asked that question before and and did I lose my mic no you're there you may have pulled your headphones out lost my headphones um god only knows was always my number one song for I think one of the greatest love songs ever basically we're the same person musically Keith urban and myself are you just heard it here it's true because it's just such a that opening line always grabbed me I may not always love you it's like what that's a love song. But then when you hear the rest of it, you say, oh my gosh. Yeah, that's it. That's the best one ever. But what about yours now? In your arsenal, you have to look at it objectively. What is your

most romantic song? My most romantic song. Oh, I don't know. I don't, that's, I'm maybe not the one to ask that of, right? But you are, because I'm asking you. and you're here Don't leave me hanging teeth You are Don't leave me hanging Because we're here I can't pick one

Okay okay I can't pick one I think I think Making memories Which I didn't write That's a Rodney Crowell song But I think that's one of the most Beautiful songs

Give me a little bit of making memories Just Keith Durbin's here Sure hang on a second He just learned how to play the guitar today It's just exciting What are you looking for? I was looking for a cake actually Oh

No hang on that's my keys I thought it was really This is like a comedy bit where he's pulling out all these things. The rabbit comes out. Here's the art of war. Oh, well, crap. All right.

Here's, I swear, I brought it in, didn't it? Do you want a capo? Yeah. Eddie, do you have one? I don't have one. Okay, we won't even do. Oh, look, it's here in my pocket. There it is.

What all do you have in your pocket? He's got it down. How big are those pockets that you can't find it on first grass? What else is in there? How small is the capo? Because it's not small. It's very thin. It's very thin.

That's funny I'm going to be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice That you have never heard I want to sleep with you forever I want to die in your arms In a cabin by a matter where the wild

I'm going to love Like nobody loves you You trust making memories of us That's so good Dang When I think of those songs too That made me feel like that And again it doesn't sound like a love song

At first, but ain't no sunshine Is maybe That's a good one The greatest love song of all time But people don't think about it is that You're about to hit it? I've never played it here It's not one when she's

That's too high, isn't it? That's a beautiful song. What a minute? No sunshine when she's gone. It's not warm when she's away. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone and she's always gone too long. Anytime she goes away.

It's crazy how you can just go, not to you, crazy to me that you can just go, let me just figure this thing out. Was that something that... it didn't come naturally, and I don't mean it as that, because you put a lot of work into your craft, but do you find that it's easier to identify sounds than some of your peers, and even worse than some of your others, based on just like natural instinct? Some people can run faster than others. You can train all day.

You can't run as fast as some folks. Right. Where do you fall in that spectrum of your mind, just understanding music, the more you learn, the more you actually can do. I think it's balanced, actually. I think you can know too much and get in the way of creativity. Are there people that you know,

let me ask this is a different way, that can hear and figure it out quicker and better than you can? Like just hearing it going, oh, no, no, no. And you're like, wow, I can't believe they just figure that out. Oh, for sure.

Yeah, of course. Because I did that to you. Yeah. And you do that to other people and you go, wow, I cannot believe they just figure that out by hearing that one time and now they know the whole song.

Yeah. know there some people have that skill they're just, I mean, in the sessions you see that, you know, a lot of the session leaders just charting out the song as it's going. But you have that skill. Like you just said, let me figure this out and you went all the way up and found it.

Sure. Do you understand that you have that? Are you so good, you don't even know? It's like being good looking. Like, maybe you don't even know how good looking you are. I mean, I hit, I mean, if you played it back, you'd know I hit a wrong chord here and within a second, found the right one.

Okay, Keith Urban, check out the live shows, dude, it's the best you will see. I've said it many times. Wildheart's going for number one. What's next after this? Is it another single from the project? Are we moving on? Brand new.

Brand new music. You heard it here? Yeah. Okay. Keith, great to see you. You're my favorite. Always. Everybody say bye to Keith.

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Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science, and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great.

Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, let's go over and catch up and do the big stories. Bobby's Big. Stories. Eight and ten bosses agree your work attire determines if you're considered for other positions.

Ooh, interesting. This job's a little weird. Yeah. Because if it's a day we have to record something, I'll dress up. If not, I'm just in sweats. but that's happened a bit here on the show, I would say, with Lunchbox, meaning he's wanted to do things out like bigger things, but they're like, dude, you only like wear your underwear to work.

You know, and they're like, come, he's like, I want to be on the national stage and sets. And they're like, you don't catch your hair, you know? Right. But we've worked with you luncheon. And I think you're doing a lot better, don't you? I mean, I thought I did good all the time. But yeah, I've been trying to improve myself because they never give me a shot to do anything. and I mean, they say it's my appearance, so.

It's not that you're ugly. He's a looking guy. We got no models on this show, guy-wise. All the girls are models for sure. All the guys, you know, all the guys are pretty average dudes. But I think the problem that they were having with lunchbox a bit was he never shaved or cut his hair. And he was like, I want to represent us to brands. Or showers.

Yeah. And so we've been working with them, and he's starting to slowly clean up a little bit. I have to say at this year's I heart country festival, he was looking sharp. Yeah. I was very impressed. Do you remember, there she goes. Sixpence? She's all that, where she finally comes down the stairs and she's all pretty.

And Freddie Prince Jr. is waiting on. That's lunchbox now. We're like, oh, we can't wait to see him. Only at these events, though. There he goes. All right, we'll get there. Let's see. One and three said they had no life plan after graduating.

So let's talk about that. You're about to graduate high school or college, whichever one. Amy, did you have a life plan? When I graduated college, yeah, I was going to marry my boyfriend, I think, and like move to South Texas. Any of that happened? Nope. Yeah, and they rarely do. The plans in high school, they rarely do.

I graduated college and ended up moving back to Austin. He broke up with me, and then I moved into a shed in my sister's backyard. That was plan B, right? Yeah. When you listed it out. Boyfriends South Texas. Shed. Yeah.

Eddie? I was going to move to Austin as soon as I graduated and become a rock star. My band was going to be huge, dude. And then I moved to Austin, I worked news, and I was a cameraman, and I found you. And quite different path. We're still kind of rock stars, though. We play on stages and stuff. And stuff, yeah.

But not really rock stars. That's a weird path to get to play big stages. Like, you tried for real. And then you had to be with someone, and you were the lead singer of your band. And then you had to be with someone who can't sing. Yeah. And doesn't want to be the lead singer. It's definitely not how I pictured it.

I'd be like, Eddie, you should sing more songs in our group. He's like, nah, man, you do it. But you can sing. No, man, you do it. So, yeah, it's a weird path. Hey, no straight line to success. That's right. Yeah.

Lunchbox, any plan when you were graduating high school? Yeah, my plan was to be on the real world on MTV, so there was no applying for jobs, none of that. It was just straight MTV. They're going to cast me on the real world. Then my career would take off and never happened. But don't be sad because your career's awesome. It's better than what it would have been.

I don't know about that. That challenge, they go for a million dollars on the challenge. There's like two real world people that are doing anything. You have a consistent every day going in, make a good living. You're not working at the mill. You know, it's great. Bobby, are you the only one on the show that actually probably had a plan? Right.

Had a plan. Followed the plan. Executed the plan. I still following the plan. Head down. Keep pushing. Dang. That's it.

I know. I know. Let's move on. Farrell says he's also annoyed by his own song Happy, which is a good one. I'm not annoyed by it. Oh, it's a good song. Yeah, I'm not annoyed by it. But a lot of people are like, it's the most annoying song ever.

and so he says, hey, I'm there. I'm annoyed by it too. That's from Up Rocks. So is there a song that I was thinking about what song annoys me now? I don't really have a song that annoys me because I just change it. It's like when people get mad at our show. Like, you're so annoying. Change it.

Don't listen. I was thinking about it. I was like, is there a song that annoys me? And I go, you know what? No, because I don't allow things that annoy me to stay in my space for very long. I will remove me or it because that's not a way to go through life. So I just kind of. But say you're at the store and.

comes on, you're like, oh, this is so annoying. He leaves the store. He gets out. Right. Sprint out. Bye. That bell on the door can't ring fast enough. Dingong.

I'm out of there. Okay, that's a good question. If I'm in the store, I'm in the gate. I walk in 7-Eleven. Yeah. I'm hanging out, looking around. I'm wishing it with the Bucky's. Nice.

Yeah. What comes on where I'm like, oh, no. Hmm. I just don't have one. Now, are you thinking for current? Are you thinking for lying? Always. I mean, what about Baby Shark or something?

Baby Shark or something. Baby Shark rocks. It does, though. Yeah, for the first, like, 30 seconds. Baby Shark rocks. He doesn't have kids yet. There's a reason. Yeah, we'll wait until you have kids.

Baby Shark's amazing. I love it. You know, I think I'm pretty good on all those songs. I mean, I guess maybe, like, who let the dogs out. Ooh, that's a good song, though. See, I, fine. But that's maybe one. That's so old.

All right, there you go. You have any annoying songs? No. I don't get annoyed by music. I guess similar to you. Well, except for, I mean, if I hear something over and over, like, something like Baby Shark, which doesn't get out of my head. Or my son was playing the chicken dance the other day on Alexa for some reason.

That's a good one. And I was like, why do we do that at weddings? Because it's easy and everybody can do the dance really easy. It's easily taught. That's something everybody can be a part of. When a song gets played, it played a whole whole lot. Maybe like fancy like now is annoying. It's been played so many times.

I still turn it up. But that's the goal as an artist to have your song be so big that it's annoying. that people are like, you gotta stop playing it because I mean it's played so much. Like that's it. Your job as an artist is to get backlash, boom, because that means you are played everywhere. Oh, I can't wait to have backlash again.

They said backlash for a while. I don't have backlash anymore, nobody cares. All right, Texas woman becomes pregnant while being pregnant. Gives birth to twins. Whoa. In a rare case, a 30-year-old Texas woman becomes pregnant while already being pregnant and she gave birth to twins within a span of six minutes.

Kara Windham became pregnant in February last year. A month later, she's pregnant again. The condition is known as super feditation. That sounds like cheese. Feta. Feta. It sounds like you're in the cheese aisle and you're like, I want to try that.

Super feditation? It's a condition in which new pregnancy occurs during an initial pregnancy within days or weeks of the first one. She said to the doctor, what happened? Wasn't it the first time? What's going on? The doctor said she most likely ovulated twice,

violated twice, releasing two eggs. They got fertilized at different times. A 100% believe is a miracle. That's from something called breezy scroll. But baby Colson Winhold and brother Caden were conceived a week apart. Super feditation affects those around 0.3% of pregnant women in the world. Wow. Super feditation also goes wonderful on lasagna.

There he goes. So stupid. Yeah, thank you. Let's see. A boy is found safe after he was, last scene driving a Kia soul. Now the boy is 12. Oh no. A Washington County Oregon boy got some unwanted attention. His name is Joseph 12 years old. He was reported missing Wednesday so police got out the word. His description was given as he was last seen driving a black key a soul. And that's a problematic

that he's missing and like where's the last thing you saw what was he wearing? Well, he was last thing driving. Wait, he's 12? Yeah. So that's it. The good news is yeah well 12 you start to grow. I think there's all the links at 12. The good news is the boy was found and the car was recovered, no detail on what type of adventure he went on, or his parents' reaction. It's from KPTV.

A dispatcher who hung up on the Buffalo shooting survivor is fired from WKBW. A 911 dispatcher is being fired for the handling of a call. We talked about that where the person went into the market and somebody called and said,

hey, they hung up on him. So they have been fired. A Michigan man wins two lottery jackpots in one month. That's pretty awesome. the 33-year-old told the Michigan lottery officials his luck began with a 95,000 club Kino the Jack Prize

he bought from a little pub in Kalamazoo. Well, then he kept playing and then he won $1.27 million on a jumbo jackpot, fast cash ticket where he matched to symbols. That's crazy. That's wild. That's so cool.

He won $90,000. I'd have been like, that's it. That's the dream. I had $90,000 in the lottery. And he kept playing, then he hit for $1.2 million. That's crazy. Then finally, and I think the most important, the biggest story, I think it's going to affect most of our listeners out there.

I saved it to last. August 19th, put it in your calendar on your phone, is the target date for the release of Madden 23. Everyone's like, okay. I can Carol. Here's me not putting it in my phone. By everyone, I mean me. By the way, on Madden 23, which is a football game, I play on PS5, it will feature John Madden on the cover. usually it features the player that they pick

somebody had a great season but because he died it's going to be up and they say this one's going to be great but they say that every year but there you go that is the big stories thank you those were Bobby's big stories I'm always hung there because I go that is your big story but then I always go that is which is singular your big stories

plural and then it's a whole jumble sounds weird yeah it is so those are those were your big stories you guys can leave us a voicemail all weekend if you want to. Just hit us up. 877-77 Bobby. Same as our number now. Here's the voicemail we got. He's 10 years old. This is Preston from Fresno, California. Hello, Bobby. Good morning, Studio. So I just wanted to say thanks so much for the entertainment you give us, Bobby. And what advice do you have for not having a dad? Thanks, Bobby. Oh, wow. Here's my advice, is that I can just tell you my story

anyway. I found people that kind of filled in as fathered figures for brief amounts of time. And there are people that would love to do it and be part of your life. For me, it was a youth director at church. It was my head football coach, junior high school, went to a small school, so we had the same football coach. He was a big part of it. It was my stepdad later on when he came into my life. So there are people that would love to be a part and help you out, Preston, and be that five. father figure, you just got to ask. You don't have, please don't go, hey, you want to be my dad. Because I'll freak him out.

Yeah. But you can be like, hey, I need to learn how to tie tie. We help me do that. I need to learn how to, they'll help you. And they'll also kind of get the hint. You don't got to spell it out exactly because people, people love to help. People just need to know that you need help. And so I would say for whatever the struggle is, you want to play catch with somebody.

I never had a dad to play catch with me. But, you know, my best friend Evans' dad, he'd play catching me all day. I'd be like, hey, you mind throwing the ball with me a little bit? Absolutely. Played all time. So there are people that want to help you, Preston. I'm sorry that happened to you. That sucks, buddy.

And I've been there, and you will be okay. I promise you. For the most part. You'll be stronger because of it, and you'll probably be a heck of a dad. Although I worry about that with me sometimes. All right, Preston, appreciate that call, man. All right, next up, I have something that's a little creepy with the show here. I just don't know how I feel about it.

Apparently Eddie's trying to convince Abby. our phone screener to do an OnlyFans account? Have you heard this? No, and why? Okay. All right. For our listeners, let me describe something to you. OnlyFans is an account for the most part. It says the site you go on and Mike, help me out here. They send pictures like naked pictures. You subscribe and they send you naked pictures? Yes. Okay. I should have went to Lunchbox more than Mike. I just sitting next to me here. Lunchbox actually knows.

Yes. Lunchbox only fans describe it for us. So it's like a subscription-based thing. You find someone you like on there and you subscribe to their channel, you pay a certain amount per month and you get videos, pictures, whatever content they put up, you get it. I've never heard him speak more eloquently ever, ever. So detail. Ever. He's like, actually, I'm glad you've at.

What is that? This is where he has expertise? Okay. So with that being said, Eddie has tried to convince Abby to get an only fan's account. Now, why? So here's what happened. She was coming to me about my Instagram reels and she's like, it's so cool that you have Instagram reels.

I don't have anything. Like, I want to start doing something. something like that. And she joked about OnlyFans. And she goes, actually, only fans isn't really always dirty now. Now you can just do regular videos and they catch on. So I said, well, why don't you do that? That's also YouTube. Well, she says that, look, here's the twist. I was like, that's a great idea, Abby. You can get on OnlyFans in a bikini and sing your songs. Eddie, do you know how creepy it sounds, especially you're like the married data four and you're trying to get our phone screeners? We're just having a conversation. Are you being business, Eddie?

Are you being good guy, Eddie? This is business, Eddie. It's like, look, if you want a following, maybe Reels is your thing. You can try Reels, but I don't know. Like, here's a chance. Yeah. What do you think?

What's up? So, I mean, yeah, my Reels, he's making a lot of money on Reels. Eddie is? He's not making a lot. There's no way. Banking bones. No, it's not.

There's no way. Go ahead. Well, first off, Eddie's acting like I know a lot about Only fans, which I don't. But I, people are making thousands on it. We talk about stories all the time. what they do to make thousands? There's a lot you can do to make thousands that you just don't want to do.

Well, some people are taking pictures of their feet and making thousands. So you would do that. Well, you got a good feet? You have good feet? I don't know about that. But no, I thought he was on to something. Like, I can be singing. I don't have to, I can still be wearing clothes. Clothes. So, okay, hold on. You're considering getting in a bikini and singing on only fans. Why not? There's nothing wrong with being in a bikini.

And there's nothing wrong with singing. So I guess I don't, I guess it's just the only fans. I understand how you guys thought it sounded creepy, but this was the conversation we were having. I was like, hey, all of a sudden, this isn't creepy. It's kind of a good money deal. Why don't do that a reels then? She says she can't get her reels.

Yeah, like I just won't make a number very much. I don't have a big following. But Abby, hold on. You've spoken before about you're very responsible with money. You have full-time job here. You help out with like the Bobby Nashville podcast network. Not help out. She's significant there.

No, I mean, you have a significant role there. So you're getting paid from that. And then you, you've spoken about your savings before and how diligent you have been putting money away. Like, I guess I'm just confused as to why we're like, why you need to do this. I just want to make like big money. Like that's where it's at. You know?

What's happening? What's happening? Oh my God. What's happening to our show? That's not where it's at. Big money. She sounds like my 15 year old that's like, can I just get online and start making money? And it's like not that simple.

I can't believe she's just telling you guys. want to make big money, that's where it's at. Can I give you a tip on making big money? Yeah. You guys want a tip of making big money? Don't try to chase and make big money. Right. Because I'm going to tell you how to make money.

Well, if you're like me and you're not super smart in the business world. You just find something you love to do. Okay, follow me here. Find your passion. Go and pursue that passion. You love it. So because you love it, you work so hard at it. You love it so it doesn't hurt to work hard.

Why? Because you love it. Now, the harder you work at it, the better you're going to get at it. The better you get, the more in demand you are. Wow, this person's really good at that. Let's get them to do this. Let's pay them this. Pay them a little more.

You will become very good at whatever this is. Now, the question is you're going to make a lot of money. Honestly, probably not. But the worst case scenario is you're doing something you love. That's the worst case scenario. You know what she loves? Singing. Big money.

That's where it's at. And big money. to sing in her bikini. Like, and just, you have to think that that's something that's going to live online. And so then what if there are opportunities down the, you know, in a few years that come up and they Google you? And it's like, oh. But there's nothing wrong about singing in a bikini. I mean, it's just a weird feeling about she's only singing in a bikini to get people to see her body so then they can see her sing.

And then, yeah. But there's still nothing wrong with it. Honestly, she said, you know what, I'm going to do this, but I'm worried Bobby's not going to let me. But is it? Those were her words. She's like, Bobby may not approve of this. Yeah, similar to like down the line, a future employer might be like, oh, this is interesting. I don't think OnlyFans is the way to go, Abby.

I think you could do that experiment and put it on like your Instagram. And I think even if people don't follow you, people are going to come and find it. I feel old asking this question, but is when starting off on OnlyFans doing this is like a gateway into other things. I don't know that it's a gateway, but how she's talking, I need money. That's where it's at. Yeah? Yeah, maybe. Like, that's what I worry about, too. It's like, you start doing one thing.

She's like, well, if I sing with one strap down now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next thing. Yeah. One after another. And then she gets a few messages. They're like, hey, I'll offer you this much if you do this. Yeah.

I mean, Abby, stay off of only fans. If you want to do your experiment, singing a bikini on your Instagram, I promise you'll get more views than your other stuff will, just because people will find it. And you can go from there. Don't listen to these guys. And I know big money sounds awesome.

But big money quickly is not big money that lasts. But also, I've never heard Abby talk this way. so something's up. I agree. Yeah, I don't know. I think she's hearing. I think so. I know she's getting influenced.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I'm not the one that suggested this. Don't put this on me. Eddie's the creep. Eddie is the creep in this. It was a clover and a afternoon, guys. I'm moving. I'm moving off of it.

But Abby, don't do it on only fans. Okay. Abby, like sometimes I need help with the kids. Like, you can come to the house? You stayed over and watched the dog. Abby, wasn't it big money when you watch the dogs? Yeah. I like that, too.

See? And she didn't pull the clothes. All the opportunities. We have other options for you. Also, she ain't broke. I know what she makes. Right. That's why I'm like something's up.

All right, Abby. You okay? Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. I'm just, I have ideas in my head. Good. Pursue them. Okay.

Clothed. Okay, I will. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. I'm going to play the song that I like. Not all of it, but some of it.

This is Christian Bush's new song. And it's about like back in the day, like, Mike, it's called what? The T-shirt songs, but I know it as. Everybody need me. Hold on. Just pull it out today. We're listening to it here on the break. Everybody needs to somebody.

Nope, that's not it. Do the other one. The T-shirt. Oh, when this T-shirt was new? That's it. Thank you. Okay. We'll get there.

Everybody's a little off-try. I'm thinking about Abby on a nudie site. Ships up a little bit. Yes. It's every, what is it again? Okay. So he has, when this t-shirt, when this shirt was new. That's it. That's the one I like right there.

It just came out, so we're just playing it during the break. I want to play some of it for you. All right, hit it, Mikey. Here we go. Here's everybody in some T-shirts. Awesome, huh? So good. What a jam.

When the shirt was new. And it's like, so, too, too, too. So good. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it just came out the day. So we were listening to on the break, and I was like, play that. And then I forgot the name of it. I know the T-shirt song.

Bobby Bone Show. Boney of the Day. This story comes to us from Cameron County, Pennsylvania. Police got a call. Yeah, there's a report of a. man trying to break into a truck at the airfield, so police respond can't find him. At that time, a helicopter is landing. And all of a sudden from the darkness comes a 39-year-old man running.

And he tries to jack the helicopter. He tries to pull the pilot out of the helicopter. And the pilot, no, pulls the door shut. What was happening with this guy? He was under the influence. Oh, yeah. I thought the helicopter was coming to pick him up. Like he had robbed something.

That would have been cool. And that was his... That would have been cool. But no, he was going to steal. He tried to steal. steal the truck, couldn't get it, and then a helicopter happens to be landing at the same time. Is this guy going to fly a hell? I mean, what was his next step?

He's going to get in the helicopter and go, oh, crap. How do I land this thing? Now what do I do? I don't even get it up. Yeah, it's like somebody that steals a car and it's like, oh, it's a standard. Oh, no. And you know what he gets charged with? He gets charged with felonies risking catastrophe, because taking the helicopter would have

been catastrophe. Catastrophic. Oh. Oh, you can change the whatever thing of it? Okay, well, yeah, that's it. Remember the charge you were charged with? Do you remember what it was? Terroristic threatening.

So sometimes those charges hit you hard. Yeah, especially when you hear that, terroristic. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no to terrorism. We were at lunchbox wasn't going to be able to fly after his little incident on the air. So what do you say? Give the guy a break. Yeah, I mean, come on, man. He didn't even get in the hell better.

Now we start to feel bad for him. All right. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Eddie was telling us a little fun fact here. Maybe like a little life hack is what they call it. So if you're dealing with customer service, which you had to do, you say to what? Go right when the store opens because they're starting their day.

They haven't been like trampled on by all these customers all day. So when you, because I did two things. I went right before it was closing and the guy at the end was like, sorry, can't help you. What was it? What was the thing? It was a TV. When I took it out of the package, it was shattered. But I bought it back in March because I didn't have time to really hang it up.

So when I opened it up and showed it to me, he says, oh, man, you bought this back in March. I mean, that was like, that's way past our return policy. So can't help you. Sorry, bye. And he just put his hands up. And I'm like, how am I not going to be able to return a broken TV? So I was mad, went back home, woke up the next morning. Dude, I was the first one as soon as the doors opened.

And I go to customer service and the lady's like, yeah, go pick out a new one. Like, what are you thinking? He's in a good mood, fresh as a daisy. Yeah. Feeling good. Morning coffee. So that's what you do. Okay.

That makes sense. I mean, I would imagine any of those jobs that they deal with people, they probably like dealing with people less, the more they deal with people all the way through the day. Yeah, don't go 30 minutes before the guy's about to get off of work. Yeah, because they also don't want to do any work. Sorry. Right. I got to go. Hey, by the way, let's mention this.

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