The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Full Show) Chris Stapleton Is On And Announces His New Album, Talks About His New Single, Explains Why He Was Cleaning Up After The ACM Awards & More! + We Share Our Weirdest Confessions! + Why Is Lunchbox Disappointed With The Show?

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

Chris Stapleton calls into the show to announce his new album, Higher, will be out November 10th. He also talks about the lead single from it, "White Horse," that is out now, explains the story behind the viral photo of him cleaning up after the ACM Awards and more! Plus, find out what our weirdest confessions are and who likes to eat boogers. Then, hear why Lunchbox is disappointed with everyone on the show and feels like they turned their backs on him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to the show. We've got a good one. Chris Dapleton will be on a little bit. later. Hope you having a good morning. Morning studio. Morning. All right, this is how we start the show. We go around the room. We introduce you to everybody. You guys give me your favorite new story of the day. Up first, he said he loved skydiving, but I heard right before he almost started crying. Here he is. Eddie, everybody. Hey, I saw this last week. So Lindsay Lohan and her husband had a baby. And I was thinking, how cool is that?

She turned her life around. Like she was in the news all the time for doing bad stuff. She was on drugs. Oh my gosh. They saw her on the street. She did not look good. And now the news is good. Lindsay Lohan is married. She's having a baby. I'm proud of her. I didn't see that in the news. And it also shows you that the news doesn't care when you're being a normal person.

That's sad, yeah. Yeah, like you got to be going bananas in order for the news to even care about you because I didn't see that story. Yeah, you know what? I want to retweet it. I hope she's doing well. I hadn't seen that either. Are you sure? Yeah, she had a baby.

I'm sure, guys. You know lunch saw it. You probably watched the birthing video on YouTube. No, there was no video, but I did read the story. Of all the people on the show, would it be Eddie in Lunchbox that you would think no Lindsay Lohan had a baby? Well, it just popped up for me. I don't know.

They probably looked at other Lindsay Lohan stuff and so it tells them on their algorithm. No. Well, good for her. Yeah, man, that's what I thought. I like that. All right, moving over. He doesn't have much morality

and his favorite show genre is reality. Here is Lunchbox. Guys, there was a big storm in Argentina and then thousands upon thousands upon thousands of 10-inch penis fish washed up on the beach. They're all over in the sand. It's a real fish.

No, there's no way. Yeah, they're right here. It's a real fish. Look. I wouldn't throw that word around too much just in case. Even though it is clinical. But that's a fish. And then it's sent.

That's what they're really called. Yeah, that's what they're called. That's their actual name. It looks like a, I know. But why? No, no, no. Why do you think? Well, they should name it something else.

They really show like a carrot fish. No, it doesn't look like a carrot. Like a gober fish. What do you call it? A ding dong. A ding dong fish. Yeah. Yeah, but it's really good bait for fishermen, so all the fishermen were flooding the beach trying to grab them and take them home.

It's crazy. And that's thousands of them. Yeah, it's good bait fish is what they say. So they ran and grabbed the... Uh-huh, uh-huh. It's just weaners everywhere. Oh, gosh. It's weeners everywhere.

Oh, my gosh. Unbelievable. I've never heard of that. Wow. Fished a lot in my life. Me too. Never caught one of those. That does just look like fish.

Hey, if I caught one, I would just cut the line. I would think it was a big worm. Or a finger. Yeah. Or something. Yeah. Let's move on. She loves to share her morning routine, and we keep trying to get her back on the dating scene.

Here she is. Amy. So this story I've been thinking about for days because the World Health Organization was talking about aspartame, and that's what's in Diet Coke. And I love sugar substitute? I love Diet Coke. Yes. Is that that taste, the Aspartame? Yes.

That's gross. And I don't love it because it's diet. It's just like, I guess, what I drink in the 90s. So that's what I like. Like, if you gave me a normal Coke and a Diet Coke, I don't care about what the content is. I would choose diet every time because it's just like, that's what I got addicted to, right? Well, they say that, yeah, it could be a carcinogenic, but you have to drink. You have to drink like 14 cans of it or something a day.

And I'm like, well, I don't know that. Or maybe even more than that. 14 cans. Who does that? Well, maybe some people, but for me, now I feel like I have permission to have one of those many cans of Diet Coke. I feel like this is a bit problematic for your brand. Why?

Well, your brand is wellness and you live it and you talk it. But all of a sudden you're like, well, it's not going to kill me, kill me. Isn't it a wellness is happiness and happiness is healthy? Do they sell diet cuts in a wellness store? I don't believe that's true fully, Amy. I love that. I don't think all wellness is happy. Yeah, but if a food brings you joy.

No. Man, we're doing that. Yeah. No. I'd have a corn dog or a chili dog every single day, and I want to tell you, that ain't healthy. Okay. It made me happy. Well, but here's the deal.

We're just not consuming enough for it to be dangerous unless, of course, you are. I'm not, so this is your permission to have a diet Coke today. Don't blame me of something else. Okay, there you go. She put that in case in NPR. Back checks, sir. All right, get me. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

He loves to fish, and his wife has never made a bad dish. Bobby Bones. Thank you. Was that fish thing already in there? No, I just kind of did that off. Freestyle. Dang. Good job, right? Mr. Dome. Okay, so here's what we have here.

These are the top 10 worst states to live and work. Oh, no. Oh, boy. We don't want to guess, do we? You don't want to get, no. Okay. I mean, you have a couple of guesses, because why not? West Virginia. No, it didn't make the worst.

Wow. Interesting you can go there first. Where else? Mississippi. What? I know. So it's CNBC's yearly America's top states for business study, and these are the top worst states to live and work.

No, no. Arkansas. Arkansas. Well, it does. That makes the list. The devil. California. The devil's at 10, Florida.

Yeah. And lunchbox is the one who named it the devil. Not as well. I love Florida. I'm coming to Tampa in a few weeks. Number nine, Arkansas, number eight, Tennessee. Number seven, Indiana. Number six, Missouri.

Number five, Alabama. Number four, South Carolina. Now we're in the top three. Coming in to number three this week. Michigan. Louisiana. Oh. Number two.

Oklahoma. All right. So let's think number one. What would number one be? We've already guessed. I love what you thought it would be. I know. I'm trying to think of what those have in common.

I mean, Kansas could be pretty bad. There's not a lot there. This is based on crime. I disagree. I love Kansas. He's attacking. I love, hey, Wichita. I love you, shout out.

I was born in Kansas. Guys, relax. You live there fucking day. Nine months? Okay. It's based on what? Crime rates. Oh.

Yeah, Michigan. Environmental quality, health care, and quality and availability of child care. Oh, okay. I take back my California. The number one worst state. The living work is Michigan.

Tejas. Texas. Texas. Yeah, it's high. What we doing? All of Texas. So there you go.

So don't live or work there. Which is pretty much all our audience and all of those tens of. And that's where we're all from. All of our homes make it there. Nice. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. Okay, this is all kinds of messed up. I'm not sure what to do. I just found out a cousin of mine is having financial problems. He's notoriously bad with money. So to help himself out, he's decided to put the news out that he's got a devastating and expensive illness.

Quotations around devastating and expensive. He's asking people for money to help with his, quote, medical bills. I am 99.9% sure this is BS. I don't want to see people taking advantage of. I'm also not a fan of stick in my nose and other people's business. How much did I get involved in this? Signed, Anonymous and Aurora. But the thing is there's that point one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's say you call him out. He's lying. And he's not. He's really sick. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Because those financial problems he's having could be because of medical bills and issues. But most of the same are instincts, right? If it's a shady cousin, it's shady cousin. We've all got them or we're that shady cousin. But there's that 1%. I don't have the shady cousin. Well, then you're the shady cousin. It's like if you're at a poker table and you can't find

the sucker, you're the sucker. Yeah. You're the shady cousin. So I just don't think it's your business. The only thing that I would do is if anybody you know is going to give them money or they ask you about it, you could voice your concern to them, but I don't think I'm going to go make some public

Facebook, Instagram, Twitter post going. No way. Michael's lying! Because he might not be, it's not your business. Let him get in trouble if he's going to get in trouble. Yeah. Could you offer to like take him to appointments or something first to find out, you know. I just don't think it's really even something you want to be involved in in any way.

You don't have to be. Just get out of it. But if he's sick and he needs help, like, you want to help. Well, you actually could help help. I thought you meant to, like, investigate. Right. Well, no, it is to do both. Both.

A little bit of both. Sure. You could offer because if he's lying, he's not ever going to need help. Exactly. Unless he's really committed, then he has you drop him off. You wait in the way to sit for a while? He just goes in the bathroom. Dang.

General. Don't get in. people's chilly. Right? Yeah, no, if he wants to do this and he ends up getting in trouble, it's his problem. And if other people decide they want to donate without digging deeper into it, then that's also on them. Lunchbox? Yeah, you just leave him alone.

You're chilly. He may be contagious too, so stay away. Don't donate, but don't give him any money, but don't bother him. Like, if he wants to go collect money from other relatives, that's their business. All right, anonymous. Good luck. That is a weird situation. We appreciate you email and though.

Close it up. We've got your game. Almost time for Fun Fact Friday. This fact is not fun. but interesting. They say women with what they call resting B-face. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess guys would have resting D-face. Ooh. Never heard that before, but that's good. Yeah, that's probably, that's, you know, comparable there. Women with resting B-face can be better communicators because they've had to learn to communicate more effectively to avoid misunderstandings. Makes sense. Yeah, I don't think we really have anybody in here that has that.

D or B. lunch has confused face mine can lean that way I was going to say Amy has been accused of resting B I have oh that's true but it's not my fault your neighbor I'm not saying it's your fault I'm just saying that you have been

faces that way though right I'm not saying it is but people have accused her it's how my mouth rests mm-hmm round the room Amy couples who tease each other gently often have happier stronger, stronger relationships.

What about couples like my wife and I go roast each other mercies? And it's like, oh, why are you going so hard on me? That's why I say to her sometimes. What about? What about? Hard roasting. Yeah. I'm not sure about that. But I also think you could insert co-workers who tease each other gently. Roast.

Or siblings who tease each other gently will have happier relationships. Yeah, we do a little, we go a little harder than tease gently though. All right, good one. Eddie, what do you have? According to science, we're going to do a little test here. If you're a ring finger is longer than your index finger. Is this where you slap me in the face?

I put it up my face? No, no, no, no. This is for men. And if your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you're likely to be more attractive. Mine is longer. It's only for men? Okay, only for men.

Lunchbox? Is your index finger, your pointer finger? This is your ring finger, and that's your pointer for you. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Pointer finger's longer. Uh-oh. Makes sense.

Hey, it's hard being hot. I guess, I wish all we had to do is walk with their hand out, and people would think we're a hotter if our Look at me, I'm hot. Hey, you like what you see? No? How about now? That's pretty cool.

Thank you. Lunchbox. Some artists are known for their use of watercolor, some use acrylic, but... Oh, don't tell me it's the poop artist. Chris Offaly from Britain is known for using elephant poop. Oh. He's world renowned. I saw the story and I thought, hide this from lunchbox.

I didn't know how we could walk it from him. He found it. Yes, he did. Back in 92, he took a trip to Zimbabwe and he went on a, like, I guess a trek with people. and they follow elephant crap to find elephants. Well, there was a drought, so they never found elephants. But he's like, huh, I'm going to take some of this poop home as a souvenir. And he started painting with it.

We need to check this guy out. He's taking poop home as a souvenir. Yeah, he started painting with it and became a world-renowned artist with elephant poop. That's what he uses. Is that not disgusting? Yeah. That's pretty gross. So when you walk in someone's house, they have elephant poop on their wall.

Okay. Morgan. As of 2020, 47 out of 50. of the world's best competitive eaters are U.S. citizens. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. And they don't even know they're competitive eating. We just like to eat.

Yeah, they just go to growl. Eating. They're just being watched from afar and we're like, yeah, that person's awesome. Yeah, we have real problems over here. And then here is mine. This one blew me away. So, bone dogs, you know from a lot of songs.

This first of the month, but mostly crossroads. One of us five would know that. Morgan, maybe you don't? No. Phone thugs? I think I know him because they were in some famous song, but that song that you're playing right now, I have no idea. They're in a song. You've never

heard of Crossroads? No. That's before her though. Oh, man, you need to go back. What about it's the first of the month? Wake up, maybe that one. Wake up. It's the first of the... Okay, so... You play it sometimes first. Busy Bone from Bone Thugs and Harmony was kidnapped as a child. Whoa. His picture was shown at the end of a TV

movie called Adam about a kidnapped boy. Thanks to the picture, they found Busy Bone. And he got sent back home to Cleveland, Ohio. where he met the other members of Bone Thugs and Harmony. And so kidnapped the picture at the end of a movie. We know that kid, call the cops, got him back. Now, that itself is crazy.

But the father of the boy in the movie, John Walsh, because the movie was about John Walsh's kid. Yeah. Went on to start America's Most Wanted. Yeah. And he started that show because the son was kidnapped. But that movie about his son, Busy Bone was at the end of it. And they were like, anybody's seen this kid, but his name was a Biddy Bone.

Anyone seen this kid, Busy Bone? Isn't that crazy? That's a lot going on there. He was a kidnap kid. I think of, man, think of the trauma. Yeah. I mean, did Busy Bone write a book? I need to read.

He made a lot of music. A bunch of songs. Yeah, it's a book in singing form. Lots of them. All right, there you go. That's Fun Fact Friday. Fun Fact Friday. It's time for the good news.

With producer Eddie. They're home. It's not been good. Kevin Bone Cutter of Cincinnati, Ohio was sick and tired of the negativity in the world. It's probably on. Facebook, right? My cousin. Kevin, bone cutter? Oh, gosh. Serious? Bone cutter, yeah. No. Not serious.

But he's sick in negativity like me. Yeah. He's sick of it. Yeah. So he decided to do something crazy. 143 acts of kindness. I'm talking mowing lawns at empty properties. He was picking up litter. He was providing food for people in need, all this stuff. So he is now at 138. He's got five left. And he's thinking about quitting. No, I'm just kidding. That's what Lunchbox did with his college degree. Just quit at the end? You got one class. Yeah, well, not Kevin.

You got one class. Yeah, but I got a job, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what happens. You get busy with life. I just would feel like there's this OCD part of me that's like, that is not complete. You got to see how I handle everything. Oh, yeah, black it out.

Yeah, that would bother me. Not you, though. I wish I had more of you and me. I don't know that you do. You don't want that, dude. You're good the way you like. He lives life free. Just isn't your crap.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just like wish I didn't give a crap. Except I give like extra craps. Yeah, you shouldn't give so much craps, man. Because guess what? In the end, the craps don't matter. That's true.

It really doesn't. But what about during the middle? Like, what do you care about right now? Ah, my family. That's about it. There you go. That's really about it. Yeah.

No money. Oh, money. I forgot about money. I forgot about money. Yeah, I care a lot about money. I do care about money. Status. Yeah, yeah.

Now we're back on four minutes. Yeah. Eddie, so what's up Mr. Bonecutter? So he's got five left. He's trying to figure it. finish that, but he says he's not going to stop. He says he's going to keep on going until, I don't know, he just gets tired or something. I can do more than 143 a bone cut. I can do better than bone cutter.

Well, do it. That'll get you in the news. It would, but your stuff would be like fake. No, I've picked up litter before. Save three orphans from the bus fire on the side of the road. Mix it up. You did? He does hear about litter. He would pick up. You know, we would be in an airport. He'd see a plastic fork on the ground, and he would pick it up and put his bag and recycle it when he got home. He doesn't do that, though. It's all in his car.

Yeah, we never saw him go to recycling. Well, Port of coal, recycle. Yeah, I'd bring water bottles home with me, but knowing that, never made the news. I mean, bone cutter, what's he to get? I would change it. Coming up at 7. What did this guy take home with him from the airport? We'll give you a hint. It's shaped like a bottle,

and that's plastic. See you after the break. Wow. Uh, no. All right, Eddie, great story. Mr. Bonecutter, nice job. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win.

A win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'll say it. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.

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or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East-West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar, this is the insight you won't hear anywhere else.

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Amy has her TR on because she's a champ. She's also only personal points. Is it on straight? Yeah, it is. You like a beauty coin. Thank you. Yeah, you like a beauty coin for sure. All right. Here we go. Nobody loses in the first round.

What sport is America's pastime? Collie. I'm glad this one doesn't count because it's either football or baseball. Football. Incorrect. You're still in, though. Yeah, good. Lunchbox.

What's the currency of the United States? Money. The dollar. The dollar. We're struggling. Wow, wow, wow. All right. Morgan, what country is south of the United States?

States? South America. Should we just go home? Should we just go home? Is that it? Is it over? We just quit? That's it? To be fair, football is very popular here. Money is popular. Money is used here. Money's everywhere. We've never gone 0 for three in the first. Ever, ever. Abbey, what country's north of the United States?

Canada. Yes, thank you. Nobody goes home. Although that had been a triple bone if that had that been a real game. That's funny. If you miss it, you'll hear this. this? You've been bowed. Everybody focus up now. Now dial in. Now dial in. There is no Eddie because Eddie was eliminated last round. Yeah, I'm here.

Technically not. It's supposed to talk. No, no. I tell him to turn his mic off. Right. And I'm not going to purposely turn it off unless you tell me to. Well, now I'd like you to turn your mic off. Okay, I'm turning it off. All right, here we go. The category is decades. Amy, what producer, what decade was producer Eddie born in? Oh, we were the. 80s, the 70s.

Correct. Lunchbox, Michael Jackson's thriller was the best-selling album of what decade? The 80s. Correct. Morgan, what decade did Bill Clinton begin his presidency? I mean, I'm just going since we're in a pattern in the 90s. Correct. What decade was 9-11?

The 2000s. Correct. Well, that did go in order. That's a pretty, that's a weird, dark question. Presidency, Amy, the category of the presidency. Ready? What federal agency protects the president of the United States? The federal agency?

The Secret Service does. Correct. Okay. Oh, boy. Lunchbox. What number president is Biden? Son of my God. He is 46.

46 is my answer. That's correct. Morgan, who was President Obama's vice president? Joe Biden. Correct. I thought we'd get her on that one. Abby, when is the next presidential election? What year?

2024. Correct. Wow. That was good. Wow. I didn't know that. It's only a year away? Really reacted strongly to that one.

Thank you. Next November. I had no idea. None? No. Okay. The category is science. Amy, what's the scientific name of the process where plants prepare their

Food. The category is science. What's the scientific name of the process where plants prepare their food? Plants prepare their food. Photo. Is that where they're getting something from the sun? Photo. Food.

Food. Photosynthesis. Is that your answer? Yeah. Correct. Oh. Lunchbox, which organ in the human body is responsible for pumping blood? A heart.

Correct. Morgan, what part of the body is responsible for filtering waste from the blood and producing urine? I'm trying to make sure I think out my answers What part of the body is responsible for filtering waste from the blood and producing urine? I believe that's your colon. Incorrect. You've been bone. Did you guys know that one?

Your bladder. Kidney. Kidney. Oh. Yeah. Morgan's been bones. Sorry, Morgan. Oh, man.

Abby. What's the largest external organ in the human body? The largest organ. Your skin. Correct. Good job. The category is history. Three remain.

Amy, who was the queen of ancient Egypt and is remembered for her beauty and her relationships with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony? Cleopatra. Correct. History is the category. Who gave the statue of liberty to America? Lunchbox. Hmm. Give me France.

Give me France. Give them friends. Correct. Oh. I thought I was getting boned. I was prepared for it. I was like, dang it. You started limber up?

I was. Abby, what state was the big gold rush in in 1849? The gold rush? What state? California. Correct. Well? That was correct.

It was wrong? Ray thought you were going to be so wrong. Thanks, Ray. Yeah. Come on. Decades advanced. Oh, okay. All right.

Are we going like 17? What decades? did the U.S. land on the moon. Amy? 1969. 60s. Both are right. She knew the exact year.

Yeah. Same year UTSA was invented. I knew that. I saw another story about UTSA and they mentioned prominent people that went to school. They're not just graduated, a prominent people went to school there.

You know they didn't mention you and the graduate because you didn't graduate. But they mentioned me in the... And prominent people who went to school, they also neglected you. Oh. I know. I sat about that.

Hey. I know. Lunchbox. What decade was MTV launched? 80s. That's correct. That's correct. Yeah.

What? Abby, what decade was the iPhone released? Oh, that's hard. Okay, one second. One second. You go ahead and take your time. Go, do you go to the bathroom? You go out and get your car.

Let me retrace my steps back when it was. Yeah, retrace your steps. That was. What decade was the iPhone released? 15. Oh, my gosh. That's how we're going to do it. She's like, the second avatar has come out.

So that means. That's the 2000s. Correct. Wow. I don't know how you got there, but you did it. She had 2000s last time, too. The category is country music. Amy, what country music artist had a successful acting career

starring in films like Still Magnolius? Oh, Dolly? Correct. Lunchbox, which country music artist had a successful career as a 90s rock and pop singer before transitioning to country music? Darius Rucker. Correct.

Wow. Nice. Abby, who is the best-selling female country music artist of all time? Of all time? Mm-hmm. Who is the best-selling female country music artist of all time? Is that? Carrie Underwood?

Boner. You've been. Yes. How did I miss that? Come on. You got to know that, Abby. Country music. Yeah, you got to know country music.

The category is small. Amy with the Tira. It's correct. Blind. Who are blind? No, I'm just kidding. Oh. Amy, what's the smallest?

breed of dog? Oh. Pocket version. What's the smallest breed of dog? Smallest breed of dog. Easy trivia. I feel like it's got to be a chihuahua. But there's pocket puggles.

Is that your answer? What's your answer? Chihuahua. Correct. Lunchbox. Who is the smallest Avenger played by Paul Rudd? Ant man. Correct.

Amy, what's the smallest state in the United States? Rhode Island? Correct. I was holding my breath on that one. Lunchbox of the for sure planets. What's the smallest planet? I'm no idea. No idea.

That's no clue. Which one do you think it's not? This could be a trick. What? Man, what if? It's easy trivia. I know, I know, but what if Earth is the smallest one? What if?

Dang, that's a legit question. But are we considered a planet? That's a good question. No, we're not. We're not considered a planet. We are not. Dang it. Because when you do your, no, you are, because when you do very energetic mother, Earth is one of them.

I don't know what's happening right now. Your song, Very Energetic Mother Serbian Nine Peezes. My Very Energetic Mother, just served as nine pizzas. My very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas. Dang. You started from the start at Planet No. 1. Me, my good friend Mercury is closest to the sun. I keep going, bro, but I'm not going to.

Yeah, please do, because I don't know all the planets. Yeah. please do something tells me it's a trick I'm just going to Earth you've been booed wow wow this is wow wow this is an easy win

okay Earth's the planet so first of all right energetic and you were like as Earth the planet of course yeah but it's not the smallest

now I don't know I said of the plan I made sure Pluto wasn't even acknowledged it's not because it's a dwarf planet and we don't count it anymore so how would I know it's not Jupiter obviously

how is that obvious it's massive is it the biggest I have no idea Saturn's got the rings So that means it's small Why do you keep yelling It was a stupid answer

I have no no idea the size of planets It's not a stupid answer Except for when you said Is Earth even a planet That's where we started to laugh And think you were messing with us No and then I started singing your song Then I realized

Oh no Earth is a book And then I sang you the answer You did? I still don't know the song Mercury How did you sing it though Meet my good friend Mercury is closest to the sun.

That doesn't say it's the smallest. So, but I sang you the one planet. It doesn't matter. It's over. Amy, you're the winner again, three. Thanks. That was Amy. If you would have got that right,

would have gone to speed around. Do you want to see if you did want speed around? Yeah, I don't want to say me. Yeah. What? Because that we'd have got a tiebreaker. Okay, but you saying the answer out loud wouldn't have been an issue. But he didn't say it's the smallest planet, guys.

Still said a planet. It wouldn't have been an issue because, again, I knew he wouldn't bite on it. Okay. Yeah. Here we go. There were three. answers buzz in with your name. You're not going to want lunchbox, but we'll see what happens anyway. What do you call the word that mimics a sound

and you use that word to describe the sound? Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Homophone. Easy? Nope. Hey, uh, uh, wait, uh, um,anamapia. Yeah. Onomatapia. Like, bang, bam, bong. Yeah, that's anemontapia. Good. The second one would have been. The likeness of which president is featured on the rare $2 bill. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Carver. Homophone. No. Who? No.

I don't know. Is that a present? He wasn't a president. But he did invent, I find a lot of ways for peanuts. Like hundreds and hundreds. Dang it. For what? Peanuts.

Georgia Washington Carver. Amy. You want to guess? Two dollars bill? I don't know. No, you don't. Thomas Jefferson. Aw.

Here we go. And finally. Just be on a bill that gets discontinued? There was a $1,000 bill, too. That had been legit. I won on that one. Okay. Final one.

Ready? Yeah. What is known as the powerhouse of the cell? I don't understand. There's a way to remember. This is the way I remember it. I don't even understand what you're asking me. What's known as the powerhouse of the cell?

Oh. Mudgebox. D&A. The nucleus. It's mighty. Mighty. Mim. Mast.

Mighty chondria. Mottacondria. Why are you saying it like that? Are you friends? I still don't understand the question. I don't know what a mitochondria. Oh, the mitochondria. You went twice.

Hey, that's good. I'm going to remember that. The mighty. mitochondria. I think that's how I remember like fourth grade and I still hold on to that. Stupid. You are. And Amy, you're the winner. Here's a voice mail we got last night. Hey, so I just wanted to say that I sent Lunchbox a DM on Instagram two and a half-ish

months ago. I worked some financial analyst. I gave him a stock recommendation. Got no reply, nothing. That stock is almost doubled. If he would have put the money in that, it would have doubled your money. You would have, hey, would actually look like he was something. and he's smart, but he didn't follow it. It didn't even give me your response, but, you know, whatever. What's your response now, though? I don't even know what he's talking about. Like, you don't understand.

Like, I don't check my DMs that often on Instagram, so I must have not seen it. Because, listen, if you would have said financial analyst, yeah, is that what he said? Something to say how you said it, though. I'm not sure what he called himself, a financial something. Yeah, analyst. Yeah, I mean, if I'd have saw that, dude, I'd have been all over the stock. So, hey, slide back into the DMs.

Sounds dirty. Give me another one, and we'll get rolling. Okay, slide back in his DM's financial analyst. Okay, let's go to Meredith, the voicemail. I have a morning corny for Amy. What do you do with all of the bad rainbows? You send them to prism. It's a light sentence, but they have time to reflect.

All right. Thanks, guys. Love it. That's good. I never heard level two and three of that. Yeah, yeah. I'm sitting in prison, but then it's a light sentence, and they have time to reflect. reflect. Well, I've given you level two. Because I've given you level two, but y'all just don't

remember. But level three, we haven't been there. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, Amy was mouthing the joke as she was saying. Amy's like, I've already done this one. No, I love it. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A doctor is being blasted for a Googling a video tutorial right before a little procedure. Nope, I wouldn't blast him at all. If you feel like you're not comfortable, Google the video. Exactly. What's wrong with that? Right. A little refresher. Yeah, maybe maybe you go to your office and do it privately. I get it. I see why people are like, oh, what does this guy not know what he's doing?

No, no. I always want someone to look for more information. If they feel like there's a slight chance, they may not be all the way ready for something. I'm good with it. Tell me more about it. Well, the video's gone viral. The guy that was getting treated, he took the video.

He lives in Colorado. Why are you telling on a guy trying to help you, dude? Well, I mean, I'm sure I'd be a little freaked out if I saw it at first. But then if I stopped to think about it, it'd be like, Oh, wow, they have a lot of information at any given time. Every body part they have to work on. Exactly. And the video is this.

The guy records a piece. He says, POV, point of view. My doctor watching a video on how to wrap an ankle before she wraps my ankle. There are so many body parts you got to wrap in a specific way. Dude, I think maybe he was just being funny and it's gone a bit negative. Yeah. I love that the doctor was looking at it to make sure they were right. And medics, med school students, other doctors, they're all defending this doctor saying,

hey, look. I'm a doctor. That's why. I think that's what it is. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't just stick together. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah. But they're like, hey, we're in medicine. You want people looking up a refresher because they're humans, they're not robots. And that makes me think, too.

I mean, Ben, when he would, like, he was an Air Force. Your reverse husband? Yes. He was an Air Force pilot. And I was always a little perplexed before a flight. I mean, and he would fly. How do planes go up? He's Googling it.

Yes. But he would sit at the dining room table and pretend he was flying and press buttons like his eyes would be closed. And he'd be going through. and he'd be going through procedures. Like emergency procedures and stuff? Yeah, and he had a big notebook out. That's what I want. He was acting like he was flying a plane at the dinner table?

Yeah. That must have been weird. He was, no, he was preparing himself for if something didn't go right. Exactly. At the dinner table. But that's all the kids do. He's like, he's flying the fork with food into his own mouth too,

just really getting a... He wanted to be a pilot since he was five years old, so probably was a little bit. But I was always a little perplexed because he'd be the same book, the same material, same studying. He's like, hey, you never know what could go wrong at any moment. And there's so many buttons and there's so many things.

Justice for Ben. Well, no, this is not the doctor. Oh, well, yeah. Justice for the doctor. Because I'm saying if you were to boarding a flight and the pilots like looking up real quick, how to. I've been on a plane before and I saw the pilot grab a book on how to land the plane. I swear to God. I'm not kidding.

Right. Well, see? We were in a bad windstorm, bad, and I saw them. And a little bit of you goes, uh-oh. Then you're glad they're looking at them. Was it been? It was not a pin. What else?

Okay, so have you heard of open casting dating? Is that where? What I would think it would be, you just get on Twitter and go, I'm going to be at this place, so everybody show up if you want to date me. Oh, no. That'll be open casting. That's pretty good. Open call.

Yeah, open call. So Bumble predicts that open casting is going to be one of the top dating trends of the year. And it means that you're widening your net. You date outside your type. Whatever that means, like take one of your things, if it's not really, go ahead and go for it. and they feel like it's going to just give you more options, which will boost your chance of success. Like, for example, if Lunchbox only dated girls that were hot, hot,

he could then go, you know what, I'm going to change up, I'm going to date girls that are ugly. Open casting. Is that what you're saying? Sure. Or, yeah, if you typically... Or dudes. Yes, or he would, yeah, date guys.

Or dudes that were ugly. Open-minded. Or dudes that were hot. He can't tell, though. Yes, it's all open. Yes, go ahead. Dolly Parton never wants to retire, and she joked that she hopes to just die on stage one day.

Now, I'm not one to sit around doing nothing. I would never retire. I'll just hopefully drop dead in the middle of the song on stage someday. And hopefully when I've written, of course, we don't have much of a choice in that. But as long as I'm able to work, long as my health is good and my husband is good, I mean, the only way that I would ever slow down or stop

would be for that reason. But in the meantime, I'm going to make haywell sunshuns. I don't know who's interviewing her. I don't know if we have that. But that's a tough question. I would never ask. Hey, when are you going to retire? Hey, you're getting old.

When are you wrapping that thing up? That's a tough thing to get dolly. It was a radio station in the UK. Got it. Is that one of the things like, hey, Dolly, you going to quit soon? But it is an interesting question because I wonder about these people like, why don't you just retire?

Like, why do you still enjoy your life? I drive. No, she enjoys what she does. Go to the beach. Everybody loves to do what you guys do. Exactly. I would just be sensitive about somebody's age and not be like, hey, so you're getting old.

You can quit soon? I feel like that would be tough to ask. Yeah, but I'm even old. I'm saying like Luke Brian. Dude, like retire. Like, why are you still doing it? But a guy like Luke has like four or five days a week off. He's kind of retired.

Yeah. And then he just goes and does some shows. Flies the show, flies home. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like he's making that money. He has so much money already that he could just like, shoole. How do you know he's not like gambling trouble? Maybe he is.

He doesn't look like a gambler. He's not. He's not. I'm just saying you never know. I mean, why stop it? Luke's age, why not go younger? Like Morgan Wallen's 30. He can retire now. Oh, he could? Yeah. Okay.

Then get out. Just quit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Taylor. Like, I'm like, goodness. Some people enjoy what they do. Like, after this. Like, that gives them fulfillment. Like, I enjoy what I do. It gives me fulfillment. Yeah, where do you want to drop dead? I get it. Never. I don't want to die ever. I'm never, I don't want to ever die. No, no, because you're not going to retire. Yeah, yeah, Amy. He doesn't want to die. I don't like saying, I don't like talking about that.

Okay. Is it going to be in front of a microphone? Is it going to be on state? He doesn't want to put that. What do you call Amy? He doesn't want to put that into the air. Yeah, you don't want to manifest it. That's it. I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. You know my new favorite area of the country, right? Oh, yeah. Maine, New Hampshire. Yeah, I like to call it.

New England. New England. Yeah. That's what everybody calls it. I like to call it. I like to call it that too. Yeah, it's my new favorite area. I'm like an honorary New Englander or anite.

New England night. New England night. That sounds right. In the wake of major flooding, many businesses in Cambridge, Vermont were dealing with lost inventory. One of those businesses was a local grocer, Cambridge Village Market. The store's basement completely flooded so they turn off the power. And there's a lot of refrigerator food. The thing about refrigerator food is if you don't refrigerate it, it goes bad.

And there are a lot of food rules and laws that you can't just give it away. Because they don't want people giving away stuff and everybody gets sick, right? Like I understand it. And it's hard for laws or lawmakers have common sense. Let's be honest. But Ron and Linda Frey, the owners that were like, look, they loaded them into trucks, they got them away from the store, they drove them down the road, they went to a diner, and they were able to give it to them, and then they were able to use it, cook it.

All the perishable items were then used to make sure that they went to people who could use them. Okay. Is that legal? I'm not citizens arresting them. I'm not turning them in. I'm saying, I don't know, maybe they found a creative way to not just give it out. Yeah. But if they were going, maybe the diner gave them a dollar.

There you go. It's like a lawyer. You can tell them whatever you want. As long as you give me a dollar, I read, saw that on Better Call Saul. Breaking bad. I think state by state, but some states have altered the law

to where they can do that. Dozens and dozens people showed up to claim the free food and many express their appreciation because they were going through a difficult time. So I like to shout out Ron and Linda Frey, Cambridge Village Market. You guys helped a lot of people.

You didn't have to. And it is New Englander. New Englander. Or native New Englander. I'm not a native. But I'm an honorary. a New Englander. That's what it's all about.

That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions,

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but just because, for example, if you eat blank, your pee turns green. Asparagus. Right, now that doesn't mean asparagus is bad for you. It smells, it starts green, it smells, whatever it tastes is. Yeah. Does it turn green? Or is that just me because it?

It just smells. Never mind. Hey, I forgot it or something. Beats, though, I think turn your poop bread. I think our bodies are all affected differently by different stuff if you ask me. Okay, okay. But here are fruits that make you smell because of, if you eat a lot of them.

cauliflower, cabbage, broccoli, broccoli. Broccoli is so fiber. Sometimes it's hard for your body to digest that. And so if you do cauliflower, cabbage or broccoli, need a bunch of it,

you will emit an odor. Or you will have bad gas. Wow. I love broccoli. There you go. Me too. Once I try to do an only broccoli diet for like a few days,

just to kind of, I didn't know what you're thinking. And I was like, I'm just going to be so clean. I have a vegetable, but it was just awful because nothing would digest and it was just like.

Did you read something about that or did you just decided to do a broccoli diet? I just had a lot of broccoli at the house. It's all it was. I'm just going to eat this for two days. That's all I had. All right, that's it. Let's go to Amy and get in.

The morning corny. The morning corny. I just realized this might be after dark. Now I probably wouldn't do it, but you can try it. We'll beep it for you too. Right, put your finger on the beat button. What do skinny gene? Okay.

For sure, get your finger on the beep button, right. Go ahead. Do it. Run with it. Okay, okay. What do skinny jeans and motels have in common? Oh boy. This is going to be bad.

There's no way this is good. Skinny jeans and motels. Or cheap hotel that's just not fancy. Go ahead. No ballroom. That was the morning corny. I actually love that one. That's actually fantastic.

That's really good, Amy. That may the best one I've ever told. That might be the best one you've ever told. Scoob's Steve. It's borderline. Yeah, it is. But I always say just to be safe, maybe we should bleep it. Like you always say, podcast, you can hear it.

Bobby's a dancer, guys. Ballroom dancer. Yeah. But we just bleeped it and they didn't hear that part in time. Yeah. Well, it's a different context. I just bleep that too. Oh, you did?

Okay. So dumb. Yeah, I think it's after dark. Dang. I think it's the way it's framed and center. Yeah. Go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast today and you can hear it. Then Eddie tried to like sneak it back in.

Make it okay. Oh, my goodness. Amy, do you have a clean one? though that you could share for the kids out there that have been waiting for this all day long because there are kids they're just like I'm waiting for my morning corny yeah are they though everywhere I go people are like we're waiting for a morning corny kids okay yeah did I tell you that someone stole all my lamps last night no I could not be more delighted delighted oh yeah yeah that was the morning corny that didn't compare to the one about

ballroom oh did you bleed me out there too oh you did okay well Dang, now I got bleep too. Okay. It's a Bobby Bones show interview. In case you didn't know. I'm about to talk to Chris Stapleton. A few fun facts. He was his class valedictorian when he graduated in 1996.

He used to work at Papa John's Pizza. Still keeps his employee badge in his medicine cabinet. And as a songwriter, over 170 of Chris Stapleton's songs have appeared on albums and sung by Luke Brian, Tim McGraw, Brad Paisley, Dirk's Bentley. He's also just really one of the greatest. It's Chris Stapleton. He's got a new song that we world premiered today, and here he is now. On the Bobby Bone Show now.

Chris, what's up, buddy? Hey, Bob, I have the book. Going pretty good. Before we get to a big album announcement and a new song that we've already been playing, a couple questions that we've been meaning to ask you for a long time. Ray Mundo claims he saw you playing pickleball in the mall. Is there any truth to that? Who claims this?

Ray Mundo, who works on our show? Joe. He came in one day, Chris, and he's like, I saw Chris able to play a pickleball in the mall where they have a little net set up. False. I've never played pickleball. So what do you want to say? I mean, I don't know. Maybe he was doing a different sport. It just looked like he had gotten done playing pickleball because there's a mall pickleball area. He could have been shopping. I don't know. That's not a sport. I'm sure he shops at the mall. You may have seen me. I occasionally I do play tennis. But not at the mall. Not at the mall. No. Chris, there's this court that's set up. in the middle of the mall and Ray was just like I saw Chris Ableton I swear he's playing pickleball

in the mall and we were like you're nuts and so that confirms it Ray's nuts yeah no yeah cool good all right check that one off the box there yeah no not not at all I mean I mean maybe I'll take it up who knows have you played pickleball at all no no it's legit it's legit yeah it's legit and it's not it's way easier than tennis so for me you're probably pretty good tennis player because you're an athlete but pickle ball is much easier for a guy like me well I Yeah, well. You were an athlete. You are an athlete.

You can laugh. I mean, I'm a 45-year-old man with five kids, so whatever that means in the range. I'm no Tom Brady, I think. Let's talk about this new song, okay, because we've been playing it today. I love when you put out new music. So tell me about White Horse. You and Dan Wilson wrote it together, like the concept. Did you have a note in your phone?

How'd this song come about? I was in preparation for talking to you today. I was like, I have to remember the timeline of this song. So I kind of, you know, tried to make sense of it. Because the reason the song got written, there was a movie that was made a long time ago called the Lone Ranger. There was a Disney movie. And they were looking for songs. And so this would have been 2012 or maybe early 2013.

I'm not exactly sure. But that was kind of what came up that day. I was in L.A. and Dan was like, hey, they're looking for songs for this Lone Ranger movie. I was like, what do we know about it? He's like, nothing. And so we wrote this song, hoping maybe it would be useful for that. But it wound up just being a song that I like a lot, you know,

and you can probably even find a YouTube of me playing this song thinking I was going to cut him a long time ago with a band prior to travel. I think there's YouTube's of me playing this song out there. And then it kind of fell off, you know, the set list and didn't get attempted at recording sometimes. I do that with songs. We, they, I let them age or come of age. I don't know which one it is. And then it wound up in feeling like the right time to try to cut this thing.

And we got a version of it that we really thought was strong. So that's the story. All right. All right with Chris Stapleton right now. Hey, let's talk about this album because I'm seeing that. We're talking about an album this year, Chris? I guess I'm allowed to say that, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

He just said it right now. Wait, are you not supposed to... Are you not supposed to say it? Sometimes things are shrouded in secrecy, and people have plans for things. But I'll tell you, Bobby, yeah, we're going to put an album out. Exactly. Before the year is over. Chris, a lot of the songs that you do, sometimes you ride them forever ago,

and even with White Horse, and you love them and you hold on to them, but they don't match, like, the project that you're putting out. you feel like. So what's the oldest song on this album that's coming out later this year that you've saved for so long? There's a song on this record from the first demo session I did in town that I probably, I don't think I moved to town with the song, but I definitely wrote it, you know, the first year I was in town. So 2001. So there's a 22 year old, 23 year old song on this record. And why was that song so special to hold and why wait this long? You said it best. You said, you know, sometimes it's just not the right time or mentally you're not in the right place to put it on or doesn't fit or I don't know. It's a song that my wife has always begged me to do, but I think it's a very difficult song to sing.

So I've always been maybe not afraid of it, but certainly hesitants to record it. But that's the oldest song on it. I'm being told that I can't announce that Chris has announced. Well, I guess I'm announcing it. Chris's new album, Higher, will be released November 10th. We're very excited about that right there. It's correct. We love that.

And how meticulous are you whenever you're making an album, Chris? Are you listening to every single note of every single instrument, listening to the depth and the sonics of everything? Are you like, all right, this is what I do? You guys do what you do. No, no, no. We get very deep. And we've probably listened to this record so many times,

by the time that we let it go that we don't want to listen to it again. But that's not true. We put it down for, you know, a bit. But I do think this is a really strong record. I'm proud of what we've done. We've really dug in and worked on this record a lot. And I think the songs are, there's a lot of strong stuff on here. So I'm excited to see how people, I mean, some of it's different.

I mean, some of it's, I don't want to say it's a departure, but it's certainly on the edges of things that we've done in the past. I cannot wait. I hope there's some accordion. Now, that's what I'm talking about. Stapleton with an accordion. That'd be cool. Let's go.

There's no accordion. Oh, oh, dang. Okay, a couple more questions here, and we're going to call this. However, you're doing the shows with George Strait. Now, you'll go on right before George. Now, will you go a little less hard because George is going to come on and you don't want to go full Stapleton and envelop the crowd? They're like, Chris, Chris, Chris.

Will you go, like, medium hard? No, no, no, no. I mean, I don't know what that means necessarily. I'm not going to go on your show and say that I go medium hard, Bobby. Okay, well, you know, I thought I'd ask it in a weird way. So, okay, all right. Didn't it act to me before to come out that way, but you get what question is. And then the final thing we're going to do here, these are questions from our listeners.

They're uncomfortable questions from our listeners. Question number one, will Chris Stapleton's wife tell him if a song that he plays her is not good? That's a question? Yes. That's not a question at all. Like that yes, yes is the answer. She'll tell me if a song I play her is terrible, you know. She doesn't pull any punches, and she's a wonderful partner in that way.

And she's not mean about it. She just, you know, she'll tell you what she thinks. And she's very, she has great taste in songs, and a lot of what she'll hear on records. Song-wise, is led by hers. So certainly, yeah, she'll tell you. I'm a massive Morgan fan, by the way. Let me be honest, I like Morgan better than Chris. Oh.

Can you hear me? Can Chris hear me? I like Morgan better than Chris. I said it. All right, bye. Bye. Okay. Has Chris ever drank out of one of his Grammys? No. No, okay. I drank out of someone else's Grammy.

Whose? It was a long time ago. I'm not going to tell on that person for drinking out of a Grammy. Okay, fair enough. It's fun, though. Yeah. Okay. Does his name rhyme with...

Lou Bega. What? Yeah. That'd been awesome. Yeah, I know. Mombone number five, a little bit of Monica in my life. Okay. No.

No, no, it's not. Okay. Final question. Why was Chris Stapleton cleaning up after the ACMs? Oh, this is for me. Sorry, I felt like I was waiting on people to buzz in. No, no, no. Yeah, most, yes, that's what we do here.

But the picture of you cleaning up. The real answer is we were walking out. and the guys were cleaning up with the blowers, and I was like, hey, man, it would be pretty funny if we could grab a blower and do that. Do you think these guys would get real mad if we'd ask them, you know? And so they were kind enough to let us, you know, do a little bit of posing like we were actually cleaning up and take a photo.

It wasn't, they were getting a kick out of it, too, and it was a nice, spontaneous moment, and we had a little bit of fun with it, and then we continued to leave. There he is. I love him. I can't get enough, Chris Tableton. I can just, I'm going to play this interview back, but cut all my parts out and just listen to him talk the whole time.

That's right. Chris, great to talk to you, love the new song, and super excited about the new album coming out later this year. Thank you, Bob, great. All right, there he is. Chris Dan. Bye, Chris. Nobody had a reaction when Lunchbox said he got wigs from Goodwill Studio.

Prepare for everyone to go home with Wights, because what in the best, that and underwear are the last things you buy from a second-hand store. And nobody had a reaction. And I'm just like, uh-huh. Love the show. Bye. Bye. Bye. I just was, I guess, so wrapped up in the fact that he kept asking for extensions and that he wanted to use wigs for the performance.

That's a good point, though. So it's JFK. He was assassinated. We were talking about conspiracies. Launchbox had never heard of the assassination conspiracy. So we said, hey, learn it. And he keeps going, I'm not ready. I need wigs. Are you doing the report today? Yes or no. Well, I mean, I can do it today, but I'm a little nervous. Yeah, but that's okay. Do you have wigs? I got wig. Are they from Goodwill? Yes. We're not putting them on. We're not a part of your show. show, right? Only you are. No, no, only me. Good. I mean, one is from my house, but the other ones are from the Goodwill. Are you worried about Lice? No, I didn't even think about that until she said that.

Oh, okay. Well, let's welcome him up to the stage. I'm excited about this. Here he is, walking up to the stage here, Tom. Oh, I'm right at a bag, man. Oh, he's got him. It ripped. Walking up at the stage now, here he is. Lunchbox. It's good old, baby. Okay, he's got a bag. Well, this is going to be tough, grocery bag. You know why? Why? Because I'm going to put it on over my headphones. That's okay. Take your headphones off. You don't have. You don't have to hear yourself. Oh, I need to make sure you guys can hear me and what you're saying back to me. We're in the same room. You're standing three feet

from me. Oh, yeah, I can hear you. You're right. Yeah. So you can pull your headphones off just for a minute. He likes to hear himself. I do like to hear myself. Okay, so go, how do you start the story? Well, I'm going to put on my wig. Oh, he's going to put a wig on to start. What wig is this? Oh. This is a JFK wig, man. All right, all right. Or no, maybe I should go without a wig. I should just read my normal hair for J.K. And then wig it up for other people. I don't know. I didn't even think about that. I thought I was going

JFK. Do you do something. Wait, you haven't, you had all this time. You've had literally a month. Yeah. Guys, it takes time to put on the performance. Are you just doing a show? Have you ever been to the Broadway show? You think they put that on in a month? No, it takes

six months to practice that. Bad out of hell, we practiced for months leading up to that. Really? Go ahead. All right. Guys, let's go back. November, 1963. There's a little parade in Dallas and there's this guy named JFK, John F. Kennedy.

And he's riding in, to convertible and he's waving to people. What's the F stand for? Don't know. What was the parade? Don't know. I don't know what the parade was for, man. I don't know.

Fourth of July, maybe. No, it was November, dude, so it couldn't have been Fourth of July. I know my stuff. Got to go. Sorry, keep going. Like, just think, just take yourself back. Anne Coughlin, she was in the third grade.

That's my mom. Just so you know. Yeah. Did you call your mom to help you with this report? No, no. She was just, we were, no, we were just talking. about it and she goes, I remember it. I was in the third grade and grandpa came to her dad came to pick her up from school and like school shut down. And she remember watching the funeral

on TV. But we're not there yet, guys. You don't even have people's hair look yet. Yeah. So he's riding in the convertle. He's waving at everybody when all the sudden Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Shots ring out. No. I don't do that. Yeah. Oh my God. I know he pointed at Ray that was coming. Go ahead. No. I feel it. I'm going to say what they're feeling now.

Go ahead. Yeah. Too much. Now he's putting wig on. It's a blonde long wig. It's a blonde long wig. And they don't know who did it. Okay.

And there's this guy, Lee Harvey. Marilyn Monroe? No. Lee Harvey Oswald. Lee Harvey Oswald. He's up in like a library, a bookstore. And he shot from the upstairs. Bam.

And J.F.K. has rushed to the hospital. And he dies. And they quickly arrest Lee Harvey Oswald. And that's it. Case closed, right? So then Lee Harvey Oswald is walking. He's being purple.

and perk walked, you know what I mean? Yeah. And all of a sudden, right, hit it. Ruby. He hit it. Boom, boom. Ruby. Out of nowhere.

What's this wig? It looks like a treasure troll. What is that? This is a wig. Ruby is waiting and he assassinations Oswald. Who's Ruby? Yeah, exactly. Who is Ruby?

Eddie? That's a great question. Ruby is like an associate of Oswald and he works, like, I don't know exactly who he is, but they say that he shot Oswald to shut him up. Because one of the theories is that, bro, that is the CIA and everybody was behind it. And Ruby was worried that he was going to, that Oswald was going to spill the tea. And so he said, Ray, hit the guns again. Nope.

Oh, my God. Got it? But yeah, but they didn't know all this. They, oh, case closed, Oswald did it. You know, no big deal. But then there's this, this, what do you call him, a prosecutor? A DA? New wig.

He's blonde, too? Very similar to the other blonde wig. Long, blonde hair? Straight. This is straight though. Yeah. He's from, he's from like New Orleans or something, and he starts investigating, starts interviewing witnesses.

It's like Bobbiot. And they're like, no. It couldn't have been Oswald because we heard gunshots from the grassy knoll. It's a hill over by the fence. They're like, I saw three to four gunshots. And I saw a guy run and get in a car and there was a getaway driver. So then the theory is, oh my gosh, is there two shooters? And all these witnesses, they come forward.

They tell their story. But did you know that their testimony when they spoke to police was changed? They changed what they wrote. And they're like, no. And then all these witnesses, guess what they ended up doing? Ray hit the clip. They ended up dead too. All these witnesses were dead.

What? They got shot. How many? No, they didn't get shot. Every witness died of a gunshot. No, a lot of these witnesses were turning up dead. The mysterious instances of them turning up dead. How many?

Like six, seven. What? I know about that. All dying. randomly like, Mike, will you fact check this as a guy? I never heard of that one. There's books about it.

You can get a book about it. So then. He put on another wig, another week. He's got three weeks like exactly the same. He keeps putting on a different one. They're all bleached one. This one's shorter. This is Lady Gaga.

No, I mean, so I don't know. Listen, guys. This one has a bow on top. There's theories. The theories are that the CIA and the mob was behind it because Bobby Kennedy was coming down on the mob.

And he was the attorney general at the time. And so they thought, okay, you want to come down on the mob? Guess what the mobs do? Mob kills JFK. You better shut your mouth. And then Bobby Kennedy got killed two. I mean, in that, or they think it's to do with the Russians in Castro. And Oswald.

We just jumped two different places. Fidel Castro and Russia? Cuba, yes, and the Russians. Like, they think they had J.FK. Cuba and Russia together. Yes. Why, though? Why?

Because he was trying to put some sanctions. Like batting down the hatches. I mean, it is crazy. And I don't know what. to believe, but after all these witnesses turned up dead, and the testimony was changed, I mean, guys, I'm worried that we got a conspiracy on our hand. He's worried. And that's why I'm worried about talking about it, because I'm worried the government's going

to hear me. But here's my only issue. Oh, wait, did I use all my wigs? Yeah, but three of them look exactly the same. Yeah, this is all I got. Who are you trying to be next? No, no. There's so many people, I can't tell you all their names.

And so the wigs are hard because there were so many people involved. this. And I am just shocked that this happened, but I don't know if I believe there's a conspiracy because someone by now would have talked. When they're on their deathbed, they would have said, yo, we had him killed. But

no one has said anything. And so I don't know what to believe. And so in conclusion, what... And another reason is they think that Oswald was not a very good shooter, a marksman, and they had professionals go up and try it, and they're like, there is no way he could have been that accurate through the tree from the

bookstore and all these people talking about the grassy knoll and a car driving out and speeding away. Man, it's just crazy. Did Harvey Oswald ever go to Russia? Yes, he went to Russia, dude. That's what I'm saying. You didn't say that. He could have been tied to Russia. But I kind of led you into that.

But here's the problem. I think he was a spy for the USA in Russia. Double agent. Double agent because he goes to Russia and he's like, hey, guys, I want to be on your side. And I want to, you know, give you secrets about the Americans. And the Russians are like, oh, you do. Oh, wait, Russian. Oh, it's a red one.

Looks like the other. Yeah. Russian way. Like the prosecutor. No, no, this was Ruby. Oh, God. What's Ruby's first name? What?

What's Ruby's first name? I don't know. Jack. Jack Ruby. See, I just go with last. There's too many names. Guys, there's way too many names in this conspiracy. And so Oswald goes to Russia, right?

Yeah. And it's like, they think, oh, man, he's defecting over to Russia. Like, he's becoming a Russian city and he's spying on America. But then he comes back to America and he's welcomed with open. in arms. It's like, huh, if he went to Russia, he'd be in trouble. So obviously the Americans send him over there, and then he comes back and he

kills JFK, and they kill him to shut him up. I know less than I did before I started. I'm telling you, like, I felt like I had a pretty good grasp of what the theories are, but now I'm lost. It's like in a beautiful mind when he does all the picture things, but it's the opposite of that. Wait a minute. You guys did not enjoy that? Yeah, yeah. I enjoyed it.

I need to know your theory, though. After all of your research, if you had to put money on one theory, do you think Leo Harvey Hold on, let me ask you the questions. Oswald was involved with him. Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald shot him just out of hating the president? Do you think there's the Russian slash Cubans? Do you think it was them covering up the mob?

Do you think it was the mob? That's what I'm saying, man. Which one is it? I think Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby, he killed Oswald and they were thinking, they said, oh, it's because you wanted to shut him up. You were worried he was going to squeal on everybody. He was like, no, it's just because I love my president. That was his excuse.

and I'm not buying that. I'm not buying Ruby. But I think Oswald really just killed him. So you think the conspiracies are all wrong? It is just one lone shooter, Lee Harvey-Oleswold. There's no grassy-noll. There is no grassy-n-old. Maybe people heard backfiring a car,

or they heard the gunshots and they see smoke because cars are driving, so they think they see someone over by the fence. I don't know. Okay. But I feel like someone would have squealed already, so that's why I don't believe that they... Just think about how many people in the government would have to be involved.

to set up the assassination of a president and no one talks. Let me tell you about this. People kill all the time and guess what they always have to do? People kill all the time. What did they? They tell somebody. They can't shut up. The stat that like 40% of murders are never solved.

Yeah. Right. Right. But most people tell somebody, you do something and you're just like, I have to get this off my chest. At some point, someone tells somebody. All the witnesses are killed. You're going to tell me all these people live their whole life and have no regret about having

JFK assassinated. And they don't tell a soul. They don't go to therapy. They could have been set up by two people. They don't go to the priest. They don't go to, you know, confessional. No, I think that if it's as high up as you're saying, then it's not as many people as you're thinking.

And they've also likely been trained to, like, not say things. I appreciate the effort into this. Ray just said break in my ear, which we've been going on for way a long time. That one has bangs. Yeah. You look like a character from Charlie Brown. Okay. Yeah.

But yeah, I mean, dude, I am so, like, intrigued. Like, I couldn't. I couldn't put my finger on, who did it? Yeah, who's done it? A lot of people. A lot of people have the same problem. Like, scholars have the same problem. Okay, thank you.

The ultimate murder mystery of all time. Bobby, what do you think? Who do you think did it? And I was scared to talk about it. I was scared to talk about it. I'm not even sure he's dead. But what I think before that is that probably, I mean, probably the mob situation.

There's a lot of theories about Sinatra. And Dave Ruby was a mobster. Yeah. You forgot that part. But he said, I know, but he said, no, I just did it because I love my president. I don't have to hit that. I don't buy that. The Oscars music on Lunchbox and rock them off stage.

Yeah. Well, I can't hear him anyway. Thank you, Lunchbox. No, no, no, no. There he is. And he's out of here. Thank you. We got to go to commercial.

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Because at first it's like, wow, that's great. But then you just feel sad for them. This story is about a woman who eats toilet paper. She spends about $3,000 a year on toilet paper to eat. And when she doesn't have toilet paper, she eats other snacks. They're household items. Yeah. It's a thing.

Is that real or is she just doing it? No, it's real. Like, how do you, can you not have toilet paper in your house? She has a lot of it. She spends $30,000 a year on it. Yeah, I know. But I don't keep a lot of sugar in my house because I know I'll eat it. Right.

But you need a toilet paper to wipe your butt too. You can use other things. But then she'll probably eat the wipes. Paper towels. Right. Oh, no, paper towels. Yeah. You can't even flush paper towels.

That's true. That's true. So my daughter just told me the other day that when she was at the orphanage, for years, they would lick the wood. wall. It was like salty. And there was this one spot in particular, but she got addicted to the, whatever that salt

taste was. Did she need salt nutrients? Is that why they would do it? Or was it just a fun? I thought that too. I was like, okay, was there a deficiency? Right? But I mean, I don't know. Taste a lot of sodium. Amy went. Tasted. No, I get it. I went. I licked the wall. No, but so and I got her, the salt lamp

for her room and she told me that she's been licking it. But it reminded her. of, you know, at the orphanage when she would do that. And I was like, okay, well, hmm, I think that's okay if you want to keep looking at. Just let me make sure it's clean. Mm-hmm. But it's a, once you're, if you're used to it and it's a mental thing, you've got to.

According to TLC, the addict, that's what they call, eats up to four toilet paper rolls a day. Wow. That's a lot. Which is over 14,000 pounds over the past 20 years. She eats it constantly at work in the car, the nail salon. She compares the feeling she gets after eating toilet paper to the euphoric post- Thanksgiving. slump when you've had all your favorite foods but you feel good when I think of post Thanksgiving that's not a good

eating Thanksgiving that's right post Thanksgiving I got to unbutton my pants let's all admit something weird because that are okay let's go ahead like how weird you go for who did you kill what you just Amy's like let's confess to something all right go ahead what you just described

is that's how I feel when I like I pull it my hair and I pull one out it's so satisfying okay I'm with you Amy I can go When I pull off my socks and I smell them every day, it's like that satisfying feeling like, okay, cool, checked in on the socks. Okay. See if they smell or don't smell.

Who else has something? Before my soccer game, I sniff my shin guard. You can have 11 guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can just let them go. Yeah, we just, I do. I sniff my shin guards. I mean, they're probably seven years old, so, you know, they got a lot of sweat in there and never been washed, but I smell them every time to see if that smell's still there.

Eddie. Okay, I like how boogers tastes. What? I like how boogers taste. I don't go out searching for eating boogers But sometimes I'm like, hey, that's not bad That's worse than there's a body in my backyard I'll be honest with you

What is happening? Have you ever tried them? I thought mine was going to be the like weirdest one. They're really salty. Maybe I have a salt deficiency. Oh my gosh. You want a salt lamb?

Oh my God. I took my glasses off and I have just I've lowered my head onto my microphone. Just admit it. The truth will set you free. Okay, who else? Yeah. I'm trying to think on.

I love good content. So I'm trying to, you guys are being vulnerable. I appreciate that. I'm trying to think of something. Morgan, go ahead. Well, I like to smell my dog's paws every so often. Fritos. Oh, yeah, they smell good.

And I use tweezers to put my, like, get my blackheads out. It's very satisfying. I mean, I rip my nose hairs out with my fingers from my nose. Come on, let's be real. Open up. This is a safety circle. Yeah, trust tree. I don't have any bizarre.

It's like if someone got my phone had all access to my phone, everything I've ever searched, every picture. I'll be like, cool. Can you put your glasses back on? It looks weird. I can't look at it. Eddie hit us with that and I took it off. That's crazy.

Anything? Eddie came out with, I like the way my boogers taste. I mean, they don't taste bad. I hear you. I don't hear it than you, but I hear you. Well, you have to like go around your house and make all the... I have OCD-type tend to these. I've never been ashamed of that.

Right. And like a black everything out of papers. But I don't really have anything that I have not shared with. you guys. Chew your fingernails. I do buy my fingernails. Oh, do you like chewing your toenails? No.

I do that. How do you do that? Like, you're that flexible? No, no, you rip them off and then you put them in your mouth. Oh, got it, got it. Like you line them up on your thigh and then you just kind of snack. Line them up. Yeah, like when you're watching TV, you kind of rip, rip, rip, rip, and you have like four or five on your thigh and then you just kind of put one in.

Okay, I mean, ripping your nose hairs out with your finger works. Is there a way they can take back our CMAs and ACMs? Like, come to our house and get them? Yeah, like take them all back. for just being like extension. Because this segment's probably going to do that. They're going to take all. Or everyone's like, hey, I'm not the only one.

That's cool. Right. We're relatable. I don't have anything like that. I've shared all my. Nothing? No, I have a ton, but I've already shared all them, I think. Ear wax.

Nothing crazy with that. What do you do with your earwax? Nothing. I'm just, I don't do anything in my earwax. I mean, you went straight to earwax. I mean, you went straight to earwax. I'm trying to dig for anything. Like I would tell you when I tore my B.H.

My butt. Right. I'm not embarrassed. You're not like tearing it over and over because you like it. That would be cool. I mean, good for this segment. Yeah, yeah. But I would just tell you guys already.

Yeah. I don't have anything. All right. I'm so weirded out of all. Is Ray have anything? Ray? Um, yeah, sometimes I'll wipe with paper towel. For fun?

Oh, my God. What happens? Because you like how I feel? I don't know you people. I don't know you. I don't know everybody. I don't understand. Oh, hey, scuba for sure has something.

You know he does. For sure. Something weird. You have a secret? I mean, I guess for me, because I'm really hairy, I have a really hairy chest. And so because of that, belly button lint collects. And it's so satisfying, almost kind of like when you feel, when you're having. Do you eat it?

No, I just pull it out. I look at it for a little bit and I push it into my fingers. I feel the texture of it. And then I just look at in the area wherever I'm at. I love picking my dog's eyes. For the crust? Yes. Do you eat it, though?

No. Okay. Eddie, no one's like you. Daddy, you're not going to find any buddies in this. You're sure. But I do like it. Oh my goodness. Like, oh, she's been staying because like she goes with the kids. So the dog is one week with me and then one week at Ben's with the kids.

Or whenever the kids, she follows the kids. That's what I'm trying to say. So Ben doesn't like to pick her eyes. So when I get her back, it's a nice buildup. Cornucopia? Yes. And I'm like, oh, this is so great. Yeah.

I have nothing. Still, we give you a lot of. time. We're trying to give you. You vamped enough, but your vamps are disgusting. Oh, man. I wish. Okay, well, I'm going to actually just play a song. We're going to do a jelly roll need a favor, and I am going to go vomit, and we'll see you guys in there. Lobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Daytona Beach, Florida. Yeah, the devil. These two people, they went out to the beach. Are you talking about Florida? Yeah, yeah. Are you going to tell a story about the devil? No, no, I'm talking about Florida. They were in Florida. Why are you trying to start this rivalry with you in the entire state of Florida? Like one of our most generous, great estates. A beautiful state.

So much listening in Florida. I love Florida. Listen. Can't get enough, actually. Florida has done bad things to me. And when it makes it right, then we can stop. How does Florida make it right, though, I guess? Like, if I go there and nothing bad happens, then maybe the devil has left Florida.

But right now, the devil is in Florida. Devil went down to Florida. You're looking for lunchbox too. All right, go ahead. Finish your story. Start it, I guess. So a lovely couple, they decided to go spend a day at the beach. beach, they're out there laying out, they're having a few drinks. Next thing, you know, they're like,

hey, give me a little smooch. Give me a little smooch. One thing leads to another, and they're doing the dirty right there on the beach in front of families. The devil's definitely there then. Yeah, I think the devil had his presence. Okay. What? I mean, he might be right. Satan, watch me. Yeah, that's that. Right next to the lifeguard tower and the lifeguard had to get down and break them up and spray them like dogs. Stop that. Stop it. That's crazy. They must have really been messed up. All right. Is that it? I'm Lunchbox. That's your

Bonehead Story of the day. Lunchbox, why are you disappointed with every person here on this show? What do we do to you to make you so disappointed? Not one of you guys. We've had rain, rain, rain, rain. You know, I have a bike and no car. And not one person has said, hey, on the way to work, should I swing by and pick you up? I know you need a ride. Nothing. My phone hasn't buzzed one time. And it's like, you guys, act like you don't know what I'm going through.

And you're not even there for me. I thought you were supposed to have my back, but no. Instead, you guys just leave me out there on an island to get soaking wet on my bike. Is that why you were so wet? Yeah, I get wet in the rain. I made a joke. I said, hey, dang, dude, you were you in a sauna before you walked in here? I didn't realize it was biking in the rain.

It was a funny joke and he didn't laugh. I thought it was a sweat. Yeah, we thought you were just sweating. We didn't know you were riding your bike in the rain. Well, don't you have like a poncho? No, a poncho. How can you ride a bike in a poncho? You want to talk about, I mean...

You can? It's doable? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my son has... These waterproof pants he wears when he rides his bike. Well, you didn't text me and tell me about him, so how would I know? No. Okay, here's what I want to say.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Nobody likes to have you in the car with them because all you do is come on the air and make fun of something they're doing in their car. If it's driving, if it's the kind of music they listen to, if it just does, no one wants to ride with you because you make it uncomfortable. I don't make it uncomfortable. I just critique when they do something wrong.

But there's no need. I'm trying to help. People are going out of their way to do nice things for you and then you just come in, you make bits out of it in a negative way. So people are like, why would I expose myself to that? Secondly, you live, what, 13 minutes from here? Yeah. On a car?

Why don't you just call it Uber? Yeah, it costs money. So, okay, but you have a... I mean, money. Uber costs money. It gets expensive, taking an Uber to work every single day. But if your car is only broken for however long it's broken or if you're going to get a new one, yeah, okay, you have to pay for an Uber for three days to worry.

Right, but or you could just be generous and slide by and, hey, I'll hop in. Does anybody have him on the way? Twirt? No. Other side of town for me. Wrong. Who? Eddie?

I do. Morgan? No, you've made fun of Morgan so much. I would never pick you up. Amy could slide by. Stop saying slide by. It's out of my way, man. If I take the back roads.

That's what I'm saying. Take a back road. That's a good song too. Here's thing. If somebody wants to pick up lunchbox, cool, but I don't think you guys should because he's just going to make fun of you. I will.

When are you going to get your car fixed? I'll do it. I don't know, man. You're not even trying, though. That's also the point. No, no. I got to get it to a shop, which means I got to get a tow truck, which means, you know, I mean, there's a lot of layers. And that's money.

Money. No, actually, that's not money. But you can do that. What do you mean tow truck? No, tow trucks are free, guys. What? Are you going to call in and report yourself? Hey, somebody parked our car here.

And would you mind taking it to this dealership to fit? How's it free? Repo man? I don't understand why you're being weird. Are you not speaking? You guys don't know how to get a free tow truck? No. No.

Right. Tell us. You're just going to leave it at that? You just call the city, say, hey, there's a car in front of the... So you report yourself? Yeah. Yeah, but they take it to an impound lot. No, just tell them to take it to the shop down the street.

No chance. I don't think you can report someone and then take it to a shop you've targeted. You intercept. Yeah. Like, oh, sir, yeah, don't take that an impound lot. I think that... Anyway, you guys pick up lunchbox if you want, but he's upset at all of us. I mean, it's rude that you guys don't have my...

Let's see. I mean, you guys, you know what you really should have? You should have a pickup calendar. You know how people have, like, a meal train? Also, you guys get tickets to, well, I'm in Nashville. They'll probably release some seats. Although the show is sold out, they'll probably release some seats out this afternoon or tomorrow. If you guys want to come to the show in Nashville.

Other than that, Wichita, Tampa, Vegas, my comedically inspirational show will be there soon. Go to Bobby Bones.com to get tickets. We'll see you on Monday. Goodbye, everybody. Come on, y'all, Bobby Bones Show. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

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