The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Full Show) Lainey Wilson and Jordan Davis Talk About Their New Collab With Bobby Bones & The Raging Idiots + What Are You A Superfan Of? + Easy Trivia!

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

Lainey Wilson and Jordan Davis are on with us to talk about their new collab with Bobby Bones & The Raging Idiots called "Opening Act," out now! Hear why they were inspired to write the song and how the collab happened! Plus, the show shares what they are a superfan of and why. Then, we play Easy Trivia! Find out if Lunchbox can remain the champion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right, it's Friday. Randy Hauser will be in later. I'm glad to be here. Isn't that what it's all about? Yeah. That's what it's all about. Let's do the show. Let's start right now up first.

Here he is. He had a sty in his eye. Oh, my. It's our video producer. Eddie, everybody. Guys, guys, I attended my first coaches meeting and the schedule is out. The Laker Bones, which is the team. My son's back.

basketball team that I am coaching and you bones are sponsoring. The schedules out. Our first game is not this Saturday, but the next. After Thanksgiving? No, no, no. Not this weekend, but next weekend, next Saturday morning. After Thanksgiving. Isn't that Thanksgiving?

No, I think it's right before Thanksgiving. It's right before Thanksgiving, so Thanksgiving. Oh, I thought next week was Thanksgiving. We're not that far down. I'm so tired. I was hoping. You throw me off, man. I really thought that was Thanksgiving.

I'm glad you said that. I was already getting the turkey warm. You already making plans? He was already carving. Oh, man. Okay, so the Laker Bones are playing. Oh, and they can be there. We're playing the Wildcats.

It's at 9 in the morning, though. I hate the, oh. He's like, never mind, I'm busy. Guys, I scouted the team, just, I mean, just by names, you know, I looked at them on the schedule. And you looked at their Instagram's kids. Just kind of, and looked at the coach where he looks like. Do we got this game? You feel all right?

Let's go, like your boats. We got this one. Okay, okay. How many teams? How many people are our team? Eight. We got any big men? Oh, we got two big dudes.

Oh, we got any shooters? We got three good shooters. Yes. And the other ones are just great defenders. We like that. We're working on it, though. So we have one more practice. This Sunday is our last practice,

and we got to go hard because if we, like, massacre the team in the first week, we may not have to practice again. Well, I don't like that. But remember, we win the league. I'm throwing a pizza party. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

I'm the Jerry Jones of this league. Yeah, you are. I got a little flare to me. I'm an owner with a flare. So I'm going to show up in the owner's box, more a suit. They're going to be like, who is this guy? I'm the owner of the Laker Bones.

Where's your box? I'll bring a cardboard box. It's a classroom by the gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we're rooting for the Laker Bones. Yeah. All right up next year, he's, lunch, box.

All right, lunche year out, buddy. So, Amy brought us a remix her son had made. He was watching videos on YouTube, and it's like people farting and inserting it in songs. And I was like, he has nothing. His wasn't even been any good. So I made my own remix. Oh, gosh.

No, no, no, no. He, like, made it. We're not playing. He did it on his watch. Like, your son did. Yeah, because the YouTube ones are most of sound effects. Ray's mic. What?

Are you kidding? Ray, do you know this? Yeah, it's disgusting. He used your mark and farted in it to make a song? Yeah. I can't play it. Ray's about to talk in his mic right now. No, that's why I'm a foot away from it.

First of all, that's disgusting. No, no, I wiped it down. I tell you what we'll do. I'm not playing it on the air. Why? Well, because it's disgusting and it's early. We'll put a clip up it on the podcast. Okay.

You don't want to at least hear a little bit? No. No. Like a little bit, a little bit. I don't. Like, you want to hear the song. We'll put it on the podcast where people want to go hear it. You can stop it before I get to the remix part. Okay.

Okay, go. Okay, okay, yeah. Okay, okay. We can't do that. You tricked this because it started immediately. Okay, okay, okay. We'll put more on the podcast, but we ain't doing this. We'll put it at the very end of the podcast.

Oh, my God. But will you send it to Stevenson because I'll love it. Oh, okay. Amy. I hear she has Amy. So I saw someone post on Instagram that also has a 15-year-old driver with a

learner's permit, like that they bought this magnet to put on their car when their kid is driving and it says, please be patient, student driver, and it's a magnet. So she ticks it off when their kid's not driving, throws it on, and that way others around her are aware that like, hey, be a little cautious around us, we're learning.

And I thought, do I need an order of one of those for when my daughter is in the driver's seat. Did you ask her if she would be embarrassed by that? I don't really think she cared. She just thought, Mom, you probably need to keep that in your car all the time. Oh, for you and your driving. Did she say that? Yes.

She's funny. That's funny. Hey, it's funny because it's true, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think she's a better driver than you already? No, trust me. I don't know. Let's see what Drag King says. Oh, plus 100 who has an accident first. Okay, all right, right, go ahead.

From Mount Pine, Arkansas. His radio show is in syndication. he's the leader of the B-Team Nation, Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. Hey, I'm going to do a little something here. We're going to premiere the song. I'm going to tell you the story behind it. So one day Garth Brooks called and said, this is a true story.

Hey, do you want to come open for me? And it was a whole story about how I didn't even believe it was Garth Brooks. But we get to the point. I was like, okay, Eddie and I will come open. The Raging Idiots open for Garth Brooks in front of 80,000 people. Wow, amazing. It was a wild night. But the whole time, I'm thinking nobody cares.

Nobody's going to care about us. And I'm having a conversation with my wife. I'm like, nobody's going to care about it. We're the opening act. Nobody cares about the opening act. So we wrote this song, and it's called Nobody Cares About the Opening Act. And so we were like Eddie and I, or from Brandon, we were just sending voice memos to each other, kind of writing the song just on our phones. We recorded it.

And it's about how we were the opening act and nobody cared. And so I posted it on my TikTok and a couple of my friends commented. This song, is us. And it was Lainie Wilson and Jordan Davis. And I said, well, why don't you guys write your own verse then? why don't you do the song with us. And so they did. So we're going to world premiere it right now.

This is The Raging Idiots. I guess if you look it up, it's Bobby Bowens and The Raging Idiots featuring Lainey Wilson and Jordan Davis. And no, they wrote their own verses. Yeah. They came in and wrote their whole thing. Funny verses.

Yeah. This is called, and they'll be in later to talk about this. This is called Opening Act. So that's my little part of this here. And here it is a world premiere of the Raging Idiots. But Lainy Wilson and Jordan Davis about the struggle of being an opening act When nobody cares.

Bought a ticket said the show started around 7 o'clock. You got there early, sat in your seats, and you got ready to rock. Now you're stuck watching a band that sucks. You never even heard of these guys. You should go wait in line for some nachos, because everybody here knows. Nobody cares about the. They play the opening act. Light and lime and a half a night

Cause her pants look funny And she ain't real country And her accent sounds a little fake Yeah, I'm dead Because she said She knows how to change attire I should have stayed at home Because she ain't Luke Holmes

And I didn't make her a sign Nobody cares about the opening act Nobody cares about the opening act. You don't know a single song at their play. Your only wish is that they get off stage. They said sing along and no one's saying it's true. The opening act. I drove all night in a 15-seater van. There's so much gear on stage. I got no room to stand. The only crowd I'm playing to is a bunch of empty chairs. So there's a hundred bucks in a tray of cold cuts. Really all I'm worth. Won't lose my mind.

And if that guy don't stop screaming, Freebird. I'm not playing Freebird, bro. Nobody cares about the opening act. Nobody cares about the opening act. You don't know a single song that they play. Your only wish is that they get off stage. They said sing along and no one's saying it's true. He cares about us.

bus. There's a bad opening act. Time for the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. My girlfriend got me interested in your show within the past year.

And she's also updated me on what happened with Ray Mundo and his twin. Unfortunately, I'm afraid I'm about to be in the same boat. My twin has a history of dating people who isolate her from all her friends and family. and she just started dating someone who's doing the same thing. I've tried to talk to her, call her, text her, but it doesn't feel like her conversations are getting anywhere. I've even received some texts, or it doesn't feel like I'm even talking to my twin.

It feels like I'm just talking to somebody I know. And they've not even been the nicest messages. She tells me I'm crazy, and then I'm wrong. I want to be close on my twin, but I don't know how to stop her from isolating herself and making a bad decision. I'm just wondering if you have any advice on how to talk to a sibling that is making a really bad decision.

I'm curious if Ray Mundo, who has a twin brother, has any advice, especially because they're not that close anymore. Or maybe they are. Sincerely, a twin in turmoil. That's Ray laughing. Ray, they have a twin, and I guess they're falling out of being super close with their twin. Yeah. I mean, similar to my situation.

But my brother just got mad at the family. Oddly, I just think time will heal everything. I don't live there or I would swing by the house. So. you guys fall out? I guess he got mad that my sister and mom were talking bad about his wife. Oh. And then they kind of had a shotgun wedding. After that or before that? All in the same month. But were you involved in the crap talk? No. I mean, I live down here, so I never did anything face to face or text. I just read it all. But why would he be mad at you then? He's not mad at me. He's not

mad at my nephew, but he just doesn't talk to any of us. Okay. And then he also with our wedding two years ago, he made up some weird excuse. None of it made sense. Yours. He didn't come to yours. Didn't come to my wedding. Oh, so he doesn't seem like himself. So, I mean, I'd say maybe a couple years you realize maybe you need something. And he hits me up. What do you tell her? There's nothing you can do. You can't force people to talk to or force a relationship. It's just like, I would imagine it just like a best friend, friend.

Sometimes you go through stuff. And sometimes the relationships just don't happen. What can you do? Therapist? But he works at a lumber mill. I live in Nashville. So I don't see a therapist ever working that out. Do you ever text him? Be like, hey, bro, I love you. Yeah, I did some psychology types things where I would like mess with him. And I'd be like, hey, man, I'd offer him a bunch of free stuff and see if he'd That's not the same thing as I love you.

That's good. That's good. I wanted to see. I was like, hey, man, I got a bunch of cool stuff. I'd love to give your daughters. I didn't have any of it. But I just wanted to see if he'd bite and he never bet. What?

So he's ignoring you? Yeah, everybody. He's not talking to anybody. Oh, he won't even answer a text. No. Not even with free stuff. Yeah. I think there was that bait out there that Ray tried to lure him in with.

And he tried to lure for his daughter too, not even him. Ray went double dirty. Yeah. Ray. No, I mean, I think eventually it'll all be fine, but you just can't force stuff. Sometimes people go through some stuff. No idea why he's that mad at everybody. It was just a little text thing, but...

Does he think you're allied with the rest of the family he's mad at? Probably. Are you? No. I mean, we all just want to talk to our brother, son, sister's brother. I mean, all that. It's all just normal stuff. We just want to talk.

Oh man, I hate the hero. I didn't know it was this bad. I thought you guys were talking again. No, no, yeah. I think it was last time was maybe a couple years ago he hit up Lora like five times and asked Bayer, hey, what did he was Ray want for his birthday, but they never sent me anything.

Oh, that was psychological. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. Bade a jump on that one. He didn't have anything. Dang, I don't even care about the email as much anymore as I'm... No. Would you send him a message going, hey,

I know we aren't talking Wait, same number? Do you have same number you think? I believe so. All the same time that was going on, he changed his number, and then through the grapevine, I got his new number,

and so I believe I was texting him. I could have all along been texting his wife. I have a new idea. She's very controlling, and there was sometimes... You do talk bad about it? Okay. This sounds a lot like the email. There was time she would send three paragraphs

of a text like it was my brother. My brother doesn't talk like that. My brother's never texted more than a sentence. So, already a red flag that we know she texts for him. it's family against you know in-law or whatever

or sister-in-law sister-in-law that's what it is I mean it's very similar to the email yeah so would you ever text him and be like hey I don't know if you'll ever read this but love you and one day I hope we can be brothers again and leave it at that

I would have to unblock him first but then yes I would Why did you block him if he's not responding I don't know just did it maybe he is responding but he's blocked Why did you block him When you turn down the offer for your daughters It was a fake offer

It would have been real if you would have accepted it But you said you never had it I could have bought it Wait Oh boy What if the wife is blocking him Yeah or I mean He's never been a technology guy

I could see him not even having a cell phone My brother's completely different than me Maybe he's never responded to any of these messages And he just said I don't care about my cell phone Maybe that's the case I've just never seen him in person in 10 years So That's unbelievable

He haven't seen him in 10 years? Not in a while. One time he went, we met at a Waffle House as he was going to Disney World, but I mean, I wouldn't say that a sit-down conversation. No, I met him like eight years ago. Yeah, then that was the last time. Did you hug him? We never really hug. That's just how my...

He's a lumberjack. The men in my family don't hug. We don't... Okay, I get that. That's fine. But I'm saying you don't not hug purposefully because of your relationship. Yeah, we would never hug. It's always just maybe a handshake.

Even if your relationship is good, there wouldn't have. Like, Lunchbox kisses his dad on the mouth. Yeah. I kiss my dad on lips. Yeah. He's not joking. He does. So it's different than you.

Not a big deal. Kiss my mom in the lips too. Yeah. Sometimes triple kiss. So my prediction is everything will resolve itself. Just let it happen. But it's been eight years and he's talking about time. Well, if he's in the, I don't know if it's vicinity, go to their house.

But you can also, you can always, I tell you what, you want a day off? You can fly up there. I don't even know his exact address. I'd have to search the entire. entire town in Agonnie. Well, you know, he works at a 10 houses. I'm not going to the lumber mill.

I already promised I'd never go back to that place. How much a plane ticket up there? Like, 800. 8.00. Ah, you get cheaper. I go search for him. He'll be on the front porch waiting for me with a gun. Wait.

No, he won't. Escalating, right? So you're telling me if we sent you up there and gave you the day off work, you wouldn't go. I would go. And meet him, find him. I would find him, but it would find him, It would take a minute because he has a weird schedule.

He'd probably be at the lumber mill during the day. I'm going to think about this. Where do you fly into, Ray? So I'd fly into Marquette. We'll come back on this. We'll come back on this. Hey, by the way, to the emailer, just let him know that you love them and you'll be there for them, but you're not going to change her.

And we have another situation on our hands. We're going to take care of here. Yeah. Dang. Well, thanks to the email, though. Yeah, thanks. We got it really sprouted up a new plant, huh? We've got a whole crop here now.

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The five most random yet most fun facts of the week as found by us. Let's go. Eddie. Guys, rabbits, they cannot puke because their digestive system only goes one way and that's out their butt. Isn't that crazy? I guess the muscles in their stomach aren't strong. enough to push it forward, so it only goes one way.

Would that be called pooping? But if it's different. I know that the mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus. Well, that's a good fun fact. Hey, let me change mine. You know the mouth of a deli fish? I did not, Eddie. That's a double. There you go.

Lunchbox, what do you have? Guys, we've all been to the swimming pool and we get out and we got red eyes. And what do we say? Ha, chlorine must have got in there. Nope, that's just because someone peed in the pool and it's mixing. with the chemicals. Oh. No.

Yeah. Are you sure? No. If you've ever gotten red eyes after swimming, it's not from the chlorine. It's the result of chemicals mixing with urine.

Boom. I mean, everyone does it. Challenge that one. All right. Challenge it. How do we do that? What do you want to do that? There's no process here.

I mean, that's what it told me. Okay. Morgan, what do you have? Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida, named after the mascot of the school, the Gators. The University now

receives 20% of the profits from the beverage. Ooh, I didn't know that part. 20%? 20%? Oh my goodness. Wow. It was to aid the gators. That's amazing.

Gator aid and they still make a bunch of money off of it. What a deal. Amy. Okay, so the chills that you get sometimes when listening to music that's caused by your brain releasing dopamine and neurotransmitter that causes pleasure. So music can do that for you. Listen to it. I guarantee lunchbox has never had chills listening to music.

Yeah, it's hard, though. I don't... It's got to be like really connect with you in some way. Oh, you've never done it? Yeah, but rarely. Okay. Man, when it hits, the song comes on,

you're like, wow, that's so good. I got chills. That's amazing. First time I heard meant to be. If it's meant to be, it'd be, it'd be, baby as I'm meant to be. That was the song?

Mm-hmm. Cool. That gave you those. Baby you just gonna be. Yeah, it's a good one. And finally, the name Pepsi comes from the word dyspepsia, which means indigestion.

since the original use of Pepsi was to help people with digestion issues. Oh, my. And it turned into a soda. Interesting. It was just a burner. You know, we talked about the hydrogen. The bubbles. Carbonation.

And Coke is cocaine, right? No, well, yes, it had, yes, little elements of it. And it was used for medical purposes as well. Not just Coke is cocaine. I think just saying that. But that's where the name derived from the cocaine plant. Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola.

Cocaine Coca-Cola, yes. Fun fact Friday. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Congratulations to Mary Flip. She's a woman in Arizona that just turned 101 years old. She has lived through the Great Depression, multiple wars, had six kids.

She's a legendary artist. Been through a couple pandemics. Oh, yeah. That's true. That too. All kinds of things. She has survived, and here she is talking about raising kids and living so long. Having six kids and able to cope with it, even though they're all grown,

and I can stand back and see them fighting. She asks what your secret for life is to make it good. Tequila? Yeah, that's her secret to life. And she's celebrated this big birthday with her favorite beer, Guinness, and some dancing. See? So people that always go, you know, The Secrets Mountain Dew, or play. pork irons or tequila.

The reason they can say that is because genetically they are so strong that they can have a lot of this stuff and live. It's not what makes them live. It's that their genetics are so strong that they can do it and still live. So that's not the true secret? It's not the true secret. The true secret is they've made some good decisions, but mostly genetics. I would imagine her parents or grandparents live long for their age as well.

All right, that's a good one. I like it. 101. I'm going to go have some tequila today, although I've never had any. I want to start. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's a Bobby Bones show interview.

In case you didn't know. I'm big, Randy Houser guy. Let's walk through Randy's hits. From 2012, how country feels. Get your hair down, hair down. From 2013, running out of moonlight. Two jams right there. Oh, they're so big.

2013. Good night kids. Started with a good night. Jammed. 2015, we went. And he's on right now. He's got a new album out called Note to Self. We'll talk about a movie he's going to be in later. Here he is, Randy Houser. Go! On the Bobby Bones Show now.

Randy Houser. 2020 is a big year, Randy. You got new baby, new album? I mean... That's crazy. It's like one more thing in my head might explode. What's the difference? And I do want to talk about the album in a second. But what's the difference in one and two kids for you? Because Huck's four, right? And you have a 10-year-old, but that's like an older. That's like older. But four in baby at the house. Hokes three.

He turned three in gym. But like, they say terrible twos of it or what's up, but no, I swear it's three. So when you have a baby and a three-year-old, can the three-year-old watch the baby while you guys go to dinner? We're trying. We're asking him, but he said he had other parents. Oh, okay. All right. I get it.

Once it's independence. They get it. It was a diaper party. Yeah. I hear that. New album. today as well and it's it's been a while my friends so also very exciting like i don't know you wake up the records out do you go and look on instagram or twitter to see what people are saying about it i guess you

know it's so weird because traditionally i've been like okay i got to do my trip with target and walmart or whatever go buy the record all i'm like that's almost non-existent now you know so i don't know i guess i'll just i'll probably go look at your all your social media and stuff and see if anybody say anything, how bad they're dogging on it. Well, that's what you go to ours for is to see people dogging on anything. Mostly me. If you go to ours, it's just everybody attacking me. Do you get any hate mail?

I figure you're so beloved, Randy. Does anyone ever say anything about you that's not positive? I mean, it's like, I mean, it just, nothing really bad. I don't know. I'm pretty, I don't know. I'm pretty stoic when it comes to that stuff. I think it just, you'd have to be. I don't know how you deal with that.

You know, I mean, but it's like. people don't realize they can actually hurt your feelings you know for them yeah that is absolutely true and i do get my feelings hurt sometimes and i am real and if you prick me i do believe randy i know i don't think that people realize that whenever they're just typing to a screen and they don't realize they don't realize that they're affecting the mental health of a person that they're actually just firing bullets that you know randy's the one doing it i can tell he's the one that's been saying this stuff about me it just happens always me man um By the way, the new album is out today.

Note to self. How many tracks is this record? Just 10. You know what's funny? You say just 10. That's a lot. But at the rate that some people are putting out, and I like that it's 10 because there are some people like,

hey, we're doing a new record. It's 93 tracks. And I'm like, I'll never be able to hear all those. 30-something. The most I've ever had on an album was 16, and it was too many. It was like, okay, we're bored. You know, you get bored with something up to that many.

So I think, you like, for me, I'm going to keep scaling it back. You know, I like that. I've gotten to where I kind of like the E.P. thing, you know, where it's just like six, five, six songs. It's just like you can concentrate. You can put more attention on something like that way, you know? Yeah, I feel like, if it's too long, I don't get to spend enough time with each song. And this is, you know, each song is an independent piece of art that people have sat together and created both with words and thoughts and ideas and then sonically and a different.

space and if it's so much. It's like a four-hour movie or a three-and-half-hour movie. I struggle with those because eventually, unfairly, my attention span is not there anymore. No, I know. I get that. And especially being, with doing what you do and trying to stay familiar with what everybody's doing, you just don't have enough time to put into a whole, to albums that are out of that long with people, you know? Yeah, the only albums I'll listen to now are nine tracks or less. Just heads up. Okay, well Shave one off of mine

Just randomly Shave one off of mine And let's the nine of them Hey, what is the role You have in Killers of the Flower Moon? Basically like an attorney But I play the guardian Over the estate of

The family That Leo's family I own a general store Like a big general store It would be like what Walmart of the day is, you know So my wife has read that book, I think a couple of times.

I haven't. A great book. Yeah, I haven't. She just, she talks about it a bunch. And so, and I've seen it around the house. And so that's why I know it, and her telling me the story. But then Martin Scorsese is the director, right, of Killers the Flower Moon? Yeah. And it comes out next year. And how do you get this role? And I mean, how did they approach you to audition for it? And did you audition? I did. You know, well, you know, it was real strange because it's not, not really something I ever saw myself doing, but it was just a request that came through my agency through my management and just out of the blue asked if I would be interested in reading for it.

And I was like, well, I don't know what, I'm not an actor, but I guess so. And I just went through that process like five times with the casting agent. And like the fifth time, they were like, would you cut your hair? shit gets a Scorsese film I guess I would you know wow so they gave me the part I'll be completely unrecognizable in it though it's so weird wow did you this is a dumb question but humor me I mean I assume you got to meet Scorsese oh yeah yeah oh he must have him a lot yeah yeah is it pretty intimidating to be around one of the greatest ever do it dude it was I mean so yeah it was fairly intimidating I was so my very very first

scene I was in was at this at this general store that they had built like it's huge it looked like if you walked into I don't know it so they'd spent tons of money on the scene the day before I'd seen a guy take like 17 takes for each angle and they were getting aggravated with him and I could tell and I walked in and my first scene was uh with this huge table in the back with with Leo and his family so here I am very first first day it goes in like that you know so Scorsese he's kind of running through it with me and all that it was pretty I'll say that

one day I can come on the show and tell you the whole story it was nuts that is nuts and I want to get back to the album I want to ask more movie question so what you did lines with Decapria oh yeah my first day was with Leo my second day was with De Niro what I pick up all these lanes you Okay, so we're going to, this conversation, I'm going to hold until it comes in.

So next time Randy comes in, crazy, right? I mean, yeah, in this, to think that it just kind of came across his desk. Let me check my desk real quick. An extra and a tied commercial. That's what I got, an extra. I mean, it to be a real one. I mean, that's amazing. Jeez.

It was actually, you know, I realize that there's a strong parallel from what we do, walking on stage to what actors. do and that's just hitting your own switch because I was, you know, I was so nervous before, but when it came time for that, they were taking me from my little chair on to the set, it was just like, okay, we're going to work.

You know, so it's cool. I hear you, but that's like you're going to go and, hey, we're going to need you for a basketball game. All right, cool, I'm going to go over there. Oh, oh, Michael Jordan. Oh, Magic John. Oh, oh, Larry Burr. Oh, cool. Kobe. It's like, what? Yes. Well, it was, it felt a lot

like that. We will get back into that. next time you're in, but the album is called note to self. It's 10 tracks. Hey, what do you think here is the most, like, I'm going to say traditional old school country song. What's the most traditional song on the record? Country around here tonight. And why? What about that song makes you feel like it's the most country? Well, for me, it reminds me of everything that was cool when I was, you know, 17, 18 years old and riding around the Sonic Park lot in Mississippi, you know. And it was also, you know, reminds me of a time in those years when I was playing little bars and setting up all the PA and everything myself for, you know, and waiting on the line of cars to come in to play every night.

I mean, it's just that classic barroom country 90s vibe about it. And this record is not a 90s throwback record, but that song just got that so much of that file about it, you know. Do you care if I play that one, you have a problem with that? No, I'd love you. All right. Well, then that's what I'll do. Hey, he hopes? I do. Yeah.

That's right. This is country round here tonight. The new album is out. It's called Note to Self. Randy Hauser, finally. It's back. It's 10 tracks for you. If you're like me, and you only have nine, pick one to throw away.

Pick one to never listen to. I'm going to pick, hmm. Which one do I think looks really dumb? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Well, you know what? Listen to the one you're about to play and then listen to the other mind some other time. Okay.

I'll do that. I'll do one a year. Check back in in 20 and 2032. All right. He's got a new record out today. It's called Note to Self. We're going to play country around here tonight. Randy, congrats on the new record.

Congrats on the baby. Congrats on the movie. I mean, it's... Everything's coming up, Randy. You know what I'm crazy, man. I'm very thankful for all of it. Thank you all for letting everybody know about the record. All right, buddy.

We'll talk to you soon. All right. Thanks, Bob. All right, there is. Randy Hauser, everybody. Here's a voicemail from Stacey in Houston. Morning studio, tip for Eddie. Deep a tea bag in hot water and then take the tea bag and put it on top of the sty.

Do that a couple of times throughout the day, and that should help with the inflammation of the sty. Eddie's eye is humongous. It's like growing a second eye in that single eye. It's so big. The doctor said it would be down two days ago, and it's not. Yeah, he said Wednesday should be fine, but it's doubled in size. It's tripled maybe. It's like a globe.

It's like I want to spin it and look at all the countries. I think the Sties are having babies in my eye. I don't like thinking about that. Well, that's gross. But hey, question about that, though. Is the tea helping here, or is it just... You drink the tea. I think it's something that's in the tea.

It's a relaxing tea, like an Earl Grey. Okay. And think about what you would do whenever this guy's gone. English breakfast. Oh, yeah. Make sure it's a caffeinated tea. No, I think you just put the tea back. Are you guys just making stuff about it?

Yeah. Caffeine helps, I think. Yeah, it stinks. Your eyes big and it sucks. I hate that for you, my name. All right, let's go to Annie in California. I have a morning corny for y'all. What do you get when you cross the 18?

snowman with a vampire. Frustite. Pretty good one. Here's one more. This is Karen from Liberty Hill talking about the CMAs a couple nights ago. I'm watching the CMAs and I paused the picture of y'all up there getting your award and I was trying to find Eddie

and I found him with the sunglasses on. He just looks like one of the Blues Brothers but he looks okay with the sunglasses on in the whole group y'all crack my butt up. It was so funny. But congratulations you guys. Love y'all. Thank you and Eddie still got the glasses on this morning. I'm still rocking them. Dude, I can't see anything.

I'm running into things. I don't know how rock stars do this. A lot of practice. Yeah, I guess. And you feel like nobody can see you, so you're just like, whatever, man. Well, I can't ever tell if you're looking at me to talk. I know. That's what's annoying about this.

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Here's Amy's pile of stories. Jennifer Lopez did not hesitate to take Ben Affleck's last name when they got married. I had no idea she was Jennifer Affleck. I think of the dog. Affleck. That's Aflac. Affleck. I think it's a duck.

She's Afleck. She said that that sort of thing to her is romantic. It carries tradition and romance for her. And she's just that kind of a girl. And then, you know, she was with Alex Rodriguez, and then suddenly they broke up and all of a sudden her and Ben were kind of back together. I didn't know how that played out until I read this article. And what had happened was Ben sent her an email saying,

hey, a magazine reached out to me, wanted a quote about you, just so you know, I gave you a girl. glowing one, like a comment. And then they started corresponding by email. And voila, secret visits started happening, and they got back together and married. What does that tell you? And email is crazy. What does that tell you?

I have no idea. I really don't care about these two. I think she's still going by Lopez. She's not going to be J.F? professionally. Okay, well, this story you will love because it's for our veterans. Today is Veterans Day, and Starbucks is offering free coffee to veterans, current military service members, and their spouses. You just have to show your military ID, and you'll get a free 12-ounce hot-brewed coffee.

Now, they've done this before, and it's always been hot coffee, but this year, FYI, they have added iced coffee for free, too. That's right, because Americans are served like low-ice coffee, too. That's right. Yeah, I do like that story. Yeah. Doctors told this boy in Illinois that he would never walk or talk. Well, here's the thing. He's six years old now and has defied all medical odds. And he recently went to a Keith Urban show. He was there with his dad up on his shoulders, holding up a sign saying, I wasn't supposed to walk. I wasn't supposed to talk. Now I'm jamming to Keith Irvin. Well, Keith saw the sign, paused the show, went and talked to the boy, gave him a signed guitar, like it just like, well, this guitar cardboard cutout situation. He signed it, did the whole thing. He signed it. Did the whole thing. here's a clip from the show.

And what's your name? Harry. Callan. Oh my God. Kevin. Callan. It's a beautiful name. They said when he was born,

they said he would never walk or talk. And now he knows all your songs. What if you could only say things that Keith has said in the song? Yeah, that's true. That would be pretty cool. Keith's going to be a Monday, by the way. That's a really good story. That's inspiring.

Yep. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. lunchbox. Tell me something good. Jeff LaChance is a military veteran who needed a new roof on his house but couldn't afford

it and he hates asking for help. But he said, you know what? I got to take a chance. Looked up the local habitat for humanity and called him and said, hey, I need a new roof. I'm a military veteran. They said, oh, let me contact you with Owens Corning. It's a business that their goal is to get new roofs for veterans for free all across the country.

So they got some local contractors, got them a new roof. and here's Mike from Owens Corning saying why he helps the veterans. We've done about 350 homes now for veterans in need within this area. So we love giving back to the community. That's the greatest thing. Wintertime is coming and we want to make sure that family and his grandkids are protected from all the elements. So any veterans out there, if you need a new roof, hit these guys up. I like it.

You know what I'm saying? If you're a military veteran, you need a new roof on your house. Call them. They'll do it for free. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. Why do I feel like lunchbox is feeling Because he needs a new roof

He keeps saying like maybe if he says that enough times Someone will do his roof. He says their name enough times I'll also go hey we we like to give you a roof too Yeah Owens Corning Yeah great organization man But you are not a veteran No I'm not

I think it's a company Owe's Corning yeah Yeah it's an Owens Corning National Roof Development Project I mean that's a lot to say so I just say Owen's Corning Yeah All right well hit them up man

free roof All the veterans. Yes. Veterans only. Yeah. Thank you. All right, that is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Let's talk to Anna, who lives in St. Louis. Anna, good morning. Welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. Morning, Bobby. Morning studio. Morning. Hey, first of all, congratulations on your win. That's awesome.

Thank you very much. We're still super pumped about the CMA. And I appreciate you saying that. Yeah, long-time listener, first-time caller. but for the first time I had something and I'm like, what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Okay, so last night I was getting gas and a younger driver pulled up in the pump behind me

but did not get out to pump her gas. She went for the squeegee sponge and she immediately went to clean her tires. Then she went back and dipped her water in again and went to clean the hood of her car. literally like you would a window, getting it wet and then squeegeing it off, and then proceeded to clean all her windows. Do you think she didn't know what the squeegee was for, or do you think she was just being economic? I don't know. I mean, exactly. There's a car wash right across from her, and I didn't notice if I should say anything. She was a younger driver, like maybe 18, maybe 20. And I'm thinking, did she learn this? Is this, like, this is the first time I've seen it. I don't know if anybody else uses it for anything else other than their windows,

but it definitely was a, what's wrong with people moment? What's wrong with people? Or, just saving money. Hey, I did that. I remember the first time I got my driver's license. I did that. Like, I've washed my hood and everything because that's what I thought it was for. Oh, but the tire makes it seem dirty.

Then the neck is dirtying the water and then. I'm going to give a benefit for the doubt. She'll learn. She'll learn. Oh, we appreciate that. Anna. Thank you for the call. I hope you have a great weekend.

Yeah, you too, guys. All right, see you later. Amy, time for the morning corny. Let's go. The morning corny. What do hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes. What do hippies put on their thanksgiving potatoes? Groovy.

Groovy. Pretty good. That was the morning corny. I'm going to ask each of you guys what you consider yourself to be a super fan. of you can only be a super fan of so many things because it takes a lot of time and effort to be a superfan. This one girl, her name is Carly Cluck. She's 19 years old. She is a Taylor Swift super fan and she's such a super fan that whenever the announcement came out about Taylor's tour, she got so excited.

She had a claps lung. Oh my. She was breathing so much. She was so excited. Wow. That's a super fan. That is. You're blowing along.

You are a super fan. Dang. Harley Cluck, a Taylor Swift super fan. Amy, what are you a super fan of? George Strait. Why do you say it like that? Because I'm like, I don't know that I'd lose a lung over it, though. Lunchbox?

Teen mom. You are a super fan of teen mom. Lunchbox will go wait in line to meet a teen mom who wrote a book. He won't even read the book. He'll just wait to meet her. Yeah. Did you read the book? No.

Never. Eddie, what are you a super fan of? The Dallas Cowboys. Dude, when the game's on the line, line and there's like a kick to be made to win the game, I hyperventilate. It's one where I have to just lay down and relax myself because I stress out so much on Sundays watching the Cowboys. Ray, what are you a super fan of?

Big brother. I used to watch the live feeds. I'd go days with it. When the show would end, I'd have withdrawals. Really? Yeah. It was very severe. When I had to cancel the membership to the live feeds, I was like, dang, it's over.

I'm a super fan of Arkansas, Razzerback Football, Basketball, and Baseball and Baseball. baseball. I'm a super fan of David Letterman. Other than that, that's it? Yeah, I mean, I used to watch every Cubs game. But now that I'm older and I have a lot to do, I can't watch 162 games. So I'm a fan that's hard to be a super fan. But for Letterman and for the hogs, I give up a long. Let's go. What about music? You're still a John Mayer.

Yeah, I'm not super fan. I'm a big fan. Counting Crows no more? Oh, man, Eddie and I did go to Counting Crow show. Man, we just hugged each other all night. We busted lungs, too. We did. Oh, what a night. It's a great now.

Oh, what a night. I'll never forget it. I'm thinking about it right now. Superfan Morgan, what do you got? Marvel movies. I watched those on repeat, and I think I've dressed up ever since I started watching them

as Marvel characters the last two years now. You're like cosplay now. Yeah, I would do cosplay. I would go to Comic Con. You would go to conventions as a Marvel character? Heck, yeah, I would. Lunchbox, what else? Because I feel like you have a few of those weird ones.

Are you a Survivor Superfan? Yes. Survivor Amazing Race Real world, obviously. Real world. The biggest real world super fan. Johnny bananas. He's part of that.

Yeah, but Johnny bananas is awesome. Would you, let me ask you real finger, would you cut off the tip of your pinky finger Oh my gosh to live with him for a month? Yeah.

What? Yeah. For one month. Be roommates? Yeah. The tip. You cut off from your knuckle from that little bendy knuckle.

Would he feel the pain from it? Yeah, you have to make a butcher and go, boom. Oh my goodness. Now you could advantage it and get it fixed real quick. Yeah. Would you do that?

And I'd be like, Johnny, I did this for you. Oh, my God. That's psychotic. He would break out of that house. Oh, my gosh. Well, good luck to Carly Cluck, 19 years old, Taylor Swift super fan. Yeah. I'm also a big fan of Jordan Davis and Lainey Wilson.

They're going to come in in a second because we have a song together. Me, Eddie, Jordan Lainey, we have a song together, the raging idiots. And so we're going to talk about that in just a second. Appreciate you guys. In studio with Jordan Davis and Lainey Wilson. Jordan first. I know you just want a CMA for Song of the Year with Luke Brian. Big deal, big deal.

But when the raging idiot gets asked you to do a song, that has got to be career changing, right? It was definitely, it was eye-opening. I mean, when you think about buy dirt, buy-dirt, who cares? When you think about buy dirt versus opening act? Yeah, like where do you put them one and then who cares? Well, that's what it is. It's, you know, opening act will never be topped. It's number one by a long shot.

You heard it there. Wow. And how much money do you think this song will make it? Because now you're, since Jordan wrote his verse and the song, so you have, you have, publishing in the song now and probably if you're to collect the dollars what do you think that's going to be oh at least 30 dollars 30 million probably 30 million dollars oh he just said 30 million dollars oh i thought he said 30 million dollars that's that's different we're split it a good way it was five riders it's five riders on this thing so five what are we L.A well this is what happened

oh my gosh this is what happened we just me Eddie and our friend brandon I just sent a text and then we all just started texting it back and then I called Jordan and I was like hey man you want to be on the song they ignored me for three months. No, I did. Yes, you did. Do you remember this? I said, Jordan, do you want to do the song? And I didn't hear from him for three months.

And then Jordan and I hang out a little bit off the professional circuit here. And I was like, hey, man, why do you hate me? He was like, I don't hate you. And then I said, why did you not want to do the song? And he goes, well, I thought it sucked. And then I said, but can you take one for the team? None of this is true. You're saying it's all alive.

None of that is true. Oh, okay. That's my person. I said I wanted to do. And I thought the powers that be were handling it. And it turns out that there was some miscommunication. And I'm glad that we got it squared away because it was me you and Eddie playing golf that day. And I remember being like, hey, I've been wanting to do this.

I just hadn't heard anything else on it. I will say, Bones, that on that day we were playing golf. You were in another cart. You went somewhere else. And then Jordan made a phone call and started yelling at someone like, why didn't you tell me about it? But I don't know if anyone was on the line. Oh, he didn't call anybody. I don't know if anyone was really on the phone.

I thought you'd be. I was like, wait, did I really? well we're very happy that you came on the song you really chef's kiss it was it was yeah the freebird perfect I remember I told you that that day and I was like I really thought that line was great and then the cold cuts like you know that's usually what we got like just sandwich trays I just felt like it was very very fitting does it offend you that when we looked for someone that

would definitely you know understand the whole idea of an opening act we picked you like that offend you in any way no but it doesn't mean like that was Now he is. Now he's offended. He hadn't thought about that. Hey, I mean, shoot, me and Lainey, we both came up being first to three. And that's the thing, too, is the one line that it was in there was there, I don't know if people were going to get this. It was like there's so much gear on stage that you have no, because I remember playing first to three where it was like, we barely got all of our equipment on stage.

Because the headliner gets the whole stage. Yeah, they get the whole stage. Now, that's quite a funny thing that we thought of you. But here's the actual reason was when I put it up on my TikTok, one, we're, friends and two you wrote a little message on there. You're like, oh, I feel this. And I was like, great. You and Laney both did.

You're the first ones to comment on it. And that's literally why I was like, let's just ask them because they both resonate with knowing what this is about. I never one second was like, oh, that's like, no, I love it. Until now, Eddie insults him. That's rude. I thought it was great. It's actually, we're closing our shows with it now.

Okay, all right. Can you imagine? He starts playing it. That's funny. Now over to Lainie Wilson, who just won female vocalist of the year and new artists of the year. at the CMAs. Congratulations. Massive deal. But again, why was recording a song with Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots an even bigger deal and your number one most favorite thing?

Oh my gosh. Well, first of all, it gave me an opportunity to really just, oh my gosh, I guess kind of go outside of the lines and write real stuff. Real stuff. Finally. I'll say this and I'll be serious about Lainey. Whenever I was like, hey, Landy, you wanted the song with this. And I was like, just write whatever. Lany came in with the She wrote her whole verse, and she came in and she does a verse, and I'm like, that's so good. And then she goes, I have another one. I'm like, you have a whole second verse. She goes, yeah, I don't know which one's funnier.

And the second one was even funnier than the first one. And I was like, we suck at this. And this is what we do. It hit me to my core. When I saw y'all posted the song, I was like, I feel that on another level. You know how many times I've been like, these people don't give too about me? As the opening act, people are like, we just want to see whomever. Yeah, like, who is this?

And honestly, whenever I'd put the video up, and I got like a million streams immediately. And the two people that posted on it first are two of my friends, you and Jordan Davis, and I was like, I'm just going to ask them because they both were like, we feel that completely. So when we win our first Grammy, where do you think we'll celebrate?

Where? Yeah, when we went our first Grammy for this song. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You want to Island or like Montana in the Mountains or where do you want to go? Let's do it in both. Oh, we'll have a jet.

That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Gosh, Laney, that's a genius. Wow. I'm smart. When we went, here's the Della maker. If we went over three Grammys for this song,

I will buy you a horse. Two horses. Three horses. Four. Five horses. Jesus. It's one song, guys. Yeah.

Well, Lainey, you're amazing and you're super funny. And for anyone that's wondering, wow, how come they must have worked harder on Lany's verse and made it so much funnier than the rest. We didn't write it. Lainty did. She came in, sing it and crushed it.

And thank you, Lany, for being a part of the song. Oh, gosh. Thank you all for having me. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills,

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Lunchbox, whose hobby is or was? Bird watching. Oh, Amy. Correct. Eddie. Whose hobby is plants? Mine? Correct.

Oh, my goodness. You don't even know your own hobby? Oh, like, is that me? Hey, Morgan, whose hobby is listening to the Razorback Daily podcast? You. Correct. Amy, whose hobby is calling 911? Lunchbox.

Okay. That's funny. Alright, if you miss it, you'll hear this sound right here. You've been boned. You don't want to get boned. Now, three to three, Eddie and Lunchbox are tied as they play for our championship. Let's go. Here we go, don't miss it.

The category is U.S. trivia. Easy trivia. Lunchbox, what do the stars on the U.S. flag represent? The original, the 50 flags, 50 flags, hold on. A lot of words there. None of them really connected. Are those the answers? No, hold on, hold on.

I almost messed up. It's the states. Correct. I almost had the original colonies. In which U.S. state, Eddie, was gold discovered in 1849, causing a rush to the state? Ooh, that's California. Correct. Pretty tough one.

49ers. How many colonies, Morgan, were there originally? 13. Correct. What's considered to be the American symbol, Amy? Symbol? What animal is considered to be the eagle? Thank you.

The eagle. Correct. The next category is cartoon character's favorite food. Oh my gosh. This is good. I mean. All right. Lunchbox, what cartoon sailor's favorite food is spinach?

Pop-bye. Correct. Eddie Pizza is the favorite food of what famous cartoon reptiles? The Ninja Turtles. Correct. This is not good. That's what the only do I do. Yep.

Morgan, what cartoon cats' favorite food is lasagna? Cartoon cat. Cats' favorite food is lasagna. It's a cat. What cartoon cat's favorite food is lasagna? Well, there's Tom and Jerry. There's Lady and the Tramp. But I don't...

Cats. How? Tom and Jerry. You've been Bo. I don't think Lady the Tram. We're cats. They're dogs. They're two dogs.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Tom and Jerry, one's a mouse and one's a cat. Yeah. Yeah. The answer is. Garfield. That was one else.

Oh, yeah, I never watched that. I knew if it's older. Amy, what yellow-skinned cartoon dad's favorite food is donuts? Oh, Simpsons. What yellow-skinned cartoons dad's favorite food is donuts? Who am I saying the dad's name or the son's name? The question is... What yellow-skinned cartoons dad's favorite food?

food is donuts. Okay, the The Simpsons are yellow and the dad eats the donuts. What do you want me to say? Bart Simpson's dad. Mr. Simpson's... What do you want me to say? Isn't it the Simpsons? They're yellow and the dad

eats donuts. I know he does. With his little belly hanging out. Guys, is anyone else struggling with this? No. Okay, just making sure. No. No. No. What yellow skin? Cartoonedon dads. Favorite food is donuts. You have five seconds. We're looking for the cartoon dad. Bart Simpson, Marge Simpson.

Homer Simpson. Thank you. Don't get mad at me because you don't know the answer. You were like putting it on me, but you didn't know the answer. I did know the answer. The Simpsons. No, that wasn't the answer. The next category is the human body.

Lunchbox, what organ pumps blood all around your body? Uh, uh, um, uh, the heart. What was that? I was gonna try. If you just got mad at me because you didn't know the answer, that would have been, that would have been the way to do it. What organs held? you breathe, Eddie.

Oh, those are the lungs. Correct. Amy, the average human has 32 of these by the time they become an adult. I mean, what the... Okay, by the time you come in an adult, you have 32... I mean... The average human has 32 of these by the time they become an adult. I don't know.

You have a lot of lymph nodes in your body, but I don't know how many. Those two know it, because they're doing the things. They know it. They both know it. They both know it. They both know it. They were rubbing it in your face. They knew it.

Lymph notes? I don't know what that is. Okay. Lymph notes. Listen, Amy. 32. The average human has 32 of these by the time they become an adult. Average human.

32. Listen. Answer. Lymph notes. You've been boo. Of course I have. Guys. Teeth.

Yeah. Pretty easy one there. 32 teeth. Amy has been eliminated. All right, guys. The category. is 90s country. Oh, yes. Great. Come on.

Lunchbox is a tough one for you. I know. Of course. I mean, yeah, I know. But I, you know what? I will survive. That's not a country song. Lunchbox, what country singer was 13 years old when they released their song Blue in 1994? Blue. Hold on, don't tell me. Leon Rhymes. Correct. Wow.

Good job. Oh, you were going to play a clip for me? Yeah. I didn't know that. You rushed it. Sorry. I was, I had to think of it, and I thought of it, and I had to go. Eddie, come on. What was the name of Alabama's 1992 hit about always rushing to do things? I'm in a hurry. Correct.

I'm in a hurry to get things done away. Rush and rushing to last no fun. It's living David. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. All right. The next category is red.

Red. Red, red. Lunchbox, what's the name of the cartoon Big Red Dog who has a children's book series about their adventures? Clifford. Correct. Yes! Yes! Eddie, what superhero is known for his Big Red Cape?

Superman. Correct. Lunchbox, in the category of Red. Oh. Who released an album called Red in 2012? What? What? Are we going to get a genre?

No. It's a very famous album. No, no, no. Who released an album called Red in 2012? who released a red album in 2012 the album's titled Red

Yeah yeah yeah yeah Can we get a genre again It's part of speech Uh Taylor Swift Correct No way! Are you serious? You knew the whole time How would I know that?

How would you guess that? I mean guys I just tried to guess someone That was really big I don't know Correct wow Oh my goodness How's he so lucky Eddie what red crust stations can be found off the northeast coast of the United States.

That's a lobster. That's correct. All right, we're going to have to pause. Got a commercial? It's mono o' mono. We'll play a song. Okay, good. Mano and mono.

Lunchbox and Eddie. Dog. Well, I don't want to say dog fight. I don't say anymore. The dog race. I don't like that either. I don't like that either. No.

Why would you do that and not dogfight? Okay. All right. We're going to play this. We'll come back in a second. More of easy trivia in a second. All right. down to two people. It's Lynchbox and Eddie. Easy trivia. The category of celebrity catchphrases.

What musician Lunchbox says? Another one. DJ Callan. Correct. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Another one. Yeah. Eddie. Come on. Jim Tan Laundry, aka G.T.L. Was a catchphrase on what reality TV show? What? Jim Tan Laundry. aka G-TL was a catchphrase on what reality TV show. I'm just going to go with tan and I'm going to guess Jersey Shore. Correct. Wow, that was a straight guess. Never has seen one episode of that.

How did you not watch one episode of the greatest shows in the history of American television? Wow. Goodness. Lunchbox. Catchphrases. Oh, boy. Bad Babies catchphrase that she became known for after appearing on Dr. Phil. Catch me outside. Catch me outside.

Catch me outside. Catch me outside. Catch me outside. He's going to dominate. Hey, she just got a speech in front of Oxford. Catch me outside. How about that? She made 20 million on only fans this year.

Oh my gosh. I'm all about it. What? Catch me outside. Eddie. Come on. What celebrity went viral for these two catchphrases? One, Tiger Blood and two, winning.

Tiger Blood and winning. Is it one celebrity? Can you ask again? What celebrity went viral for us catchphrases, such as Tiger Blood and Winning? Gosh, what is winning? Tiger Blood. Is that Paris Hilton?

Yeah! Funding! Charlie Shee! Let's go! Another one! Another one! What? I don't know what to say, Eddie.

That was Charlie Sheen? He's got your number. This guy... He was like winning. You gave him a nimble of success. It's all he wants to eat. He goes to the buffet now. No, no, no, no.

It'll end. That was his last win, I promise. He has one more win, and he's a chance. champ again overall. No, that's it. Lunchbox, top five TV shows of all time. Where do you put Jersey Shore? Just give me one all the way down to five. Just all time, you and your life top five. Number one. Real World. Okay. And I lump the real world road rules and the challenge all in one because they're all one big family. Number two. Jersey Shore. Wow. Number two of all time is Jersey Shore. Man, that show was so good. All time. All time. All time.

For the teen pregnancies? Number three. Oh, teen mom is three. Gosh, 16 and pregnant teen mom. Goes number three. Same family. Yeah, same family. Four? Four would probably be Survivor. Love Survivor. So freaking good. Oh, my goodness.

And number five, that's 70's show. That's a reality show? Amazing race. No. That 70 show is the one scripted show. Yeah. Loved it.

Such a funny show. So those are top five. Do you get offended what people call that, like, trash TV? Yeah. I don't understand what's trashy about it. It's like competition. It's reality.

It's real life. So good. Like I like trashy TV is more like the real housewives or the bachelor, bachelorette. That's very similar though. Not so much. They don't do anything on there. They don't compete for anything. What a teen moms do?

That was documenting their life from a struggle of a 16-year-old. No, no. They're competing in the life like trying to survive. Housewives. Yeah, Housewives got it made. Well, Lunchbox, you are the winner. Nice job. Yes.

He is our winner. He is your champion. It's unbelievable. He's getting two claps. That's it in the room. I'm laughing. I know. You're in lunchbox.

That's it. Bobby Bones show. Story of the day. This story comes us from Bellevue, Washington. A 17-year-old man walked into a Louis Vuitton store, grabbed $18,000 worth of handbags and go sprinting out. Oh, the door's wide open. Oh, wait.

That's the window that's really clean. Boom! Right into it Nice Knocked himself out I bet the workers went Oh Like that

They were like Oh my I wonder what happened Does someone like pounce on him then? Yeah they made sure he's okay But then they called police And he was arrested He was part of a bigger ring

Like I mean He was part of a whole syndicate I guess you call it I bet he gets a nickname When he gets out of Oh yeah They call him like Winder Hey Winder

Why do you call him that Well I ran into a Winder once them all Okay I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Hope you guys have a great weekend. I'm going to be watching Arkansas and LSU. Jordan Davis and I have a big bet. He's a big LSU guy, big Louisiana guy.

I'm big Arkansas dude. Big bet? Mm-hmm. Like a big one? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, we're the underdog big time. And LSU's top 10 team.

And nobody proud of Arkansas than me. I don't care. I don't care if we're only got seven men versus their 11. Yeah, you do. I'm going all in on the hog, baby. So Saturday's going to be fun. That's me, the weekend. I'm home.

It's pretty good. The weather may be pretty good. So just staying in town and watching football. You? Yeah, big championship game, football. I think Navy versus White or something. Oh, your son? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how you were in college. Navy? Versus white? Who's white? A bunch of 12-year-olds. I don't know. It better not be. Yeah, I'll think of it.

Eddie? Oh, I'm laying lover. dude I'm gonna put some tea bags on my eye and hopefully when I come back this eye is gonna be back to normal you don't me I mean I can tea bag no no no no no no no no I'm gonna play like a real tea bag oh lunchbox just hanging out all right there we go let's go that's what's up um let's do a movie review from from Mike real quick Mike I know you saw that weird Al Yankovic story yeah who's the main actor in that Daniel Radcliffe Harry Potter I loved weird weird out as a kid and so he's the guy the dog just eat it just eat it Just eat it. He did. You got the white stuff. He did. What's riding dirty?

White and nerdy. White and nerdy. White and nerdy. That's right. My balonia? Yeah, he got really, really famous back in the 80s and 90s. Where do you watch the movie? On Roku.

What? All you have to do is Google Weird Al movie and it's available for free. Do you have to have the Roku box? You can watch it on your computer. That's where I watched it. And what you think about it? Oh, it's hilarious. It's completely ridiculous.

but if you like music parody movies, you'll love it. That pop star movie, by the way, which is the music parody movie, one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Is that Andy Sandberg? It's exactly like that and like Dewey Cox story, so if you like those movies, you'll love this one. Is it somewhat real about Weird Al? I'd say it's about 20% real.

Oh, that's it? Yeah. I thought it was like a doc. He was playing Weird Al for real. No, not really. A lot of it's made up, but it's funny. Okay, the Weird Al-Yankovic story. All right, there you go.

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