The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Full Show) Morgan2 Spills The Tea On Lunchbox + What Code Do Bobby And Lunchbox Have? + We Play Easy Trivia!
Episode Date: November 18, 2022Morgan2 spills the tea that Lunchbox might be having some trouble in paradise... hear what happened! Plus, find out what code word Bobby and Lunchbox have been using to each other for years and what i...t means. Then, we play Easy Trivia! Lunchbox is only one win away from keeping his crown, can he do it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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He's our video producer. It's producer Eddie.
Good morning, Eddie.
Guys, I don't know if it's called getting your car broken into if you leave your car unlocked.
But that's what happened to my wife.
She went shopping.
She left her car unlocked.
She gets back in.
And it's like just trash.
Somebody had been checking car doors in the parking lot.
Went through the car, looked at the glove box and everything.
Didn't find anything.
but just my wife's like, oh my gosh, my car got broken into.
But I'm like, no, you unlocked your car.
It didn't get broken into.
Semantics, right?
But I've heard this.
I've heard cops for years just say like, hey, don't leave valuables, exposed, sitting
on the seat or whatever, and then lock your doors and your car has a better chance
of not getting broken into.
So are you saying then that if you leave it unlocked, everything's free?
This is a buffet?
I mean, the video, surveillance video of the parking lot was like people just going car to car to car,
not breaking, not breaking windows, just.
just checking handles.
So broken into, probably if you were challenged on it, maybe, because nothing was broken to get into it.
Right.
But we still understand.
Somebody illegally got into the car.
Yeah, they shouldn't have been in there.
They shouldn't have been in there.
They should have been in there.
They're trespassed.
That stinks, though.
I don't like that.
No, it's a terrible feeling.
But really, I think the lesson here is just lock your cars because that's really what they're doing.
But also, she didn't put anything valuable in there.
She had just cleaned her car out like two days before.
And you're sure they didn't steal anything from the glove box that could have had your identity stuff on it?
No, there's definitely that.
And I called LifeLock to make sure.
but no, as far as things that we knew that were in there, no, nothing got stolen.
It's usually delayed anyway. Good luck.
Okay, anyway.
Make me worry about it.
As we talked about yesterday, has been a part of the show longer than anybody, well, except for me.
But here, 19 years in, my favorite thing was he goes, I don't know, 2003.
I don't know how many, I don't know, is it 1920, but it's 2022.
But you didn't go 22 to 2000?
I just didn't remember if it was 2002, but then I remembered it was 2003.
It was just my years were confused
Anyway, here he is,
Lachbox, I'm 19 years then.
And 19 years ago, I would have never thought I was going to ever get married,
but I found a woman and I married her,
and I'm going to tell you why I love my wife.
Oh, nice, romance.
I love this version of Lunchbox.
Yeah, go ahead.
She celebrated her birthday yesterday and leading up to her birthday.
I said, you know, what do you want for your birthday?
She's like, you don't have to get me a present.
That's why I love my life.
Wife keeps life simple and easy, puts no pressure on me,
so I didn't have to get her a gift.
You don't have to, she said.
but you are.
What'd you really do?
No, no, I didn't get her anything.
She said, oh, you don't have to give me a present?
How'd that go?
Cool.
That went great.
So she meant it.
That's weird.
I mean, yeah, I think she's probably secretly disappointed then.
Yeah.
Because you didn't have to, but they're not awesome if you would have.
But when she says, hey, oh, don't worry about it.
It's great.
Did she say don't worry about it?
Or you don't have to get me a gift?
Okay, well, that's just different things.
You don't have to get me a gift.
We had a cake and we sang happy birthday.
and that was it.
Perfect.
That is why I love my wife.
I mean, yeah, I guess he likes that she's low maintenance.
I still think she wanted a gift.
Yeah, but what about his birthday?
I do too.
Like, is he expecting a gift from her?
Of course.
Yeah.
I always expect presents.
It's like presents?
Yeah.
So he's to lunchbox's point.
Lunchbox would never say to her,
you don't have to get me again.
Yeah, I'd be like, I can't wait to see what you're getting me for my birthday.
That's what I would tell her.
All right.
I think what's 17 years in,
We've been together 17 years.
Here's Amy, everybody.
Okay, so I told you all, Mike D got an early screening of my movie,
and I don't know when he's going to watch it,
but I am very nervous about it.
Like, I thought about it all last night when I was sleeping.
I'm a little mortified for everyone to see it,
but especially Mike D because he critiques movies.
So on the show, probably Monday, movie Mike,
we'll review Amy's movie.
Oh, boy.
Holiday Harmony.
I mean, the movie's going to be great.
I have no doubt about that.
But I'm nervous.
Oh, you don't have a doubt even about that?
Well, I mean, I feel like the people that are behind it, I know they're super proud of their work.
I think it's really cool.
I'm just nervous about him critiquing my scene.
But there are Tom Hanks movies occasionally come out that are bad.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
And people that have had great track records are doing movies.
Yeah.
So I don't think anything's free and clear.
Hey, movie Mike, Monday show, all we ask of you is be honest as if Amy had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, be honest.
I will say one thing.
Christmas movies.
of my least favorite genre.
Oh, no.
He's setting you up, though,
because he's going to be like the surprise.
Pull the curtain off.
A plus!
It's better than help.
Okay.
Well, Christmas movies are my favorite.
You know, when I was watching Lainty on Yellowstone,
I didn't feel awkward, even though I knew her.
I think you've got to be really good.
Because you're just like, I know her really well.
Oh, no.
It's going to be awkward.
You've got to have to be such a good actress that it's got to remove the awkwardness.
But I had zero acting lessons at all whatsoever in my entire life.
No, Lane.
Don't make excuses, Amy.
Yeah, hey, let's just go for it.
Yeah, she, Laney's taking acting.
No?
No.
I'm sure for those scenes.
Hey, no, I heard she did nothing.
I heard she didn't know she was acting.
They just, they blindfolded her off and said, okay, say some stuff.
Amazing.
Okay, well.
Maybe he's hating on Lanny right now.
No, I'm not.
We just have, no.
Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef.
No, I'm actually, like, really pumped for her, and I'm pumped for myself
because I am using the same coach that she has.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well.
So we'll see what happens.
We'll Mike be honest.
Okay.
Is it up to me now?
Yep.
Okay, go ahead, Ray.
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It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
My daughter is in first grade
and having her birthday party.
The school requires that she invite the entire class.
There have been some incidents between her and a classmate.
He's not always kind to her and sometimes makes fun of her.
She doesn't want him to come.
I'm hoping that his mom and dad don't RSVP.
But if they do, can I tell them what's happening?
And that we don't want them to come?
Thanks for your help.
Signed, mom, baffled by the bully.
That's interesting that you would...
If they...
I would just think it would be you don't invite them.
or you do invite them.
You don't invite them and then go, don't come.
That's weird.
But our hands are tied because the school requires that.
That's a weird thing for a school to require something at home.
I agree.
I know why.
I get it.
Yes.
But it's a weird thing for the school to require something that you're doing that's not at school.
Right.
Especially.
You know, I think this is maybe a good time to explain to her why kids bully.
And you could even teach her sympathy.
for the bully, which may not last if he still is a jerk after you exhibit the first
bit of kindness toward them. But you be like, look, this is why he's probably mean to you.
It can be tough at home. He might like you.
Boys are stupid and they do. They react that way for those reasons.
You know, I think you probably invite them and if they say yes, he comes and you work with her
on how to handle the situation. I think that's probably the best.
learning example there. It is not comfortable. It won't be comfortable for her. But it could
actually fix the problem too. Let's say the kid comes over and has a great time. Let's say he gets all
the snacks and has cake. He probably won't come though. I'll be honest with you. Yeah. He probably won't
come. That's the hope. But if he does, I think you, it's uncomfortable, but sometimes in life
it's uncomfortable. And I know that's one in our first graded lesson. But it could start there.
Eddie, what do you think about this? Man, I mean, it's definitely a good learning moment like you said,
but I'm leaning towards contacting the school and saying,
hey, we're not going to invite everyone because there is a bullying problem.
And I think the school can finally, oh, I didn't know there was a bullying problem.
Let's see if we can handle this too and put it on the school because the bullying's happening at school, right?
Yeah, but can I say that if you don't invite this kid, he's the only one not invited and everybody comes back and was invited?
You think the bullying was bad then?
It's going to be worse.
Yeah.
As someone who got the crap beat out of them a lot, anytime I did stuff with anybody else and the bully wasn't there,
I felt it doubly when the bully was there.
So I understand what you're saying.
And I for sure sign off on that understanding.
But you're going to make them the one.
Okay, wait until you get back,
because you're about to be the one real big.
Yeah, that's not good.
And you don't want that for your child.
So that is a scenario.
I will lean back towards yours then.
I'm just telling you what it was like for me.
I didn't think about that.
Yeah, I've had to had this conversation with my son before
of some kids that were mean to him.
and when I talked to him about possibly why they were bullying him,
he did open up and he did start to have some compassion for them.
And so I think Bobby's method of having this conversation with your daughter,
it's a bummer that it is a birthday and she might have to put up with it.
But the odds are, yeah, like Bobby said, he's probably not going to come.
But when we're honest with our kids about what's happening, I think we get more out of it.
He's probably going to be nicer to you if he's at your house and eating your cake.
Yeah.
That's true.
Honestly, he's probably going to be nice.
And it may fix it.
But here's a situation.
If he's still mean when you go back to school after this,
then the whole compassionate thing is kind of out the door
because you can't keep hugging on somebody who's stabbing you
because that hurt.
So you do it once, maybe one and a half times.
And then the lesson is some people in life,
you just get away from.
And you got to get to that point.
I'm sorry you have to deal with this.
But I think it's a good time to start the conversation.
Invite the bully over.
Give him an extra big piece of cake.
Show him love.
He probably isn't getting it.
That's why he's bullying.
Good luck.
And I know that this email is about a first grader,
but I feel like a lot of adults hearing this
could benefit from different
relationships. We still invite
lunchbox to our birthday parties. Yeah. Hurt
people. Hurt people.
Lunchbox is probably hurting
at times. Yeah, and that's okay.
That's okay, buddy. No, not hurting.
Stop. Hey, let's go skin to skin. I'll give you a hug.
No, I don't need a hug.
Skin to skin. Let's go skin to skin to skin. Let's go skin to skin.
Come on. I'm good. I'm good.
We've got your email and we read it on the air.
Now it's about to close.
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Time now for Fun Fact Friday.
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We have five of them.
Amy, you're first.
Well, this is fun, but it's also going to keep you safe.
A car that is going five miles under the speed limit on a highway
is more likely to cause an accident
that someone that's going five miles over the speed limit.
Do they say why?
I think it's because maybe when you're going faster,
you go with the flow and like it's easier getting out when you slow things down. I don't know,
but kind of said this one for you because you drive slow. I would think people would hit you more
than if you're driving slow, you would hit them. Right. I would think you're clogging the road.
By me saying, I think that, I do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're right. Once Eddie drove up on me
and was like, who is this guy clogging the road? It was just slowing traffic down. Sure enough, it was Bobby.
There's a 55 near work. This should be a 75. Everyone was going about 60, 65. But I understand why
you were slowing down, and you got popped one time.
You're talking to Mr. No Ticket.
I got a ticket there.
And the speed limit's 55, and there's no reason it shouldn't be 70.
But that was like, it was funny because that was like maybe a year before.
So a year later, you were still abiding by the rules and going 55.
That's amazing.
There are, I would say if I looked at the pie, 90% of that pie is me being a rule
follower and someone who is doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do.
Then there's 10% of me who DJAF and it's just like, I'll break every rule possible.
My career, that's been what it is.
I will push and kick walls down.
But like life, I ain't trying to go to jail or pay money.
Yeah.
I don't want to be fined?
That's wasted money.
I can buy shoes with that.
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
All right.
Let's go to lunchbox.
Lunchbox, what do you have?
Oh, koala.
As you know, those little koala bears are so cute and everyone wants to cuddle with them.
We'll be careful.
A koala cuddle could give you chlamydia.
Half of the koala population has a strand of chlamydia,
and if you're holding them and they pee on you, you can be infected.
I can for sure see some of our dude listeners finding,
making a trip purposefully to a koala
and being like, oh, I just got pita on, I can't believe it.
Yeah, see, what happened was...
Yeah, well, you see, the koala gave me...
Oh, my gosh.
They search it out just so they have that excuse.
Here's mine.
The Mall of America and Minnesota
does not have a central heating system,
which, by the way, it's the biggest mall in the world.
I've been there. It's amazing. It's huge.
And it's cold over there, in it?
It's not hot heated?
It does not have a central heating system.
A combination of skylights,
all the regular lights,
and people's body heat keep it so warm
that they don't have to run
any sort of heat in the winter.
Wow.
It's crazy to think our bodies do that.
And I bet, well, you know you're warmer if you're naked.
So let's get naked.
I'm saying if you're ever trapped somewhere where it's cold and you have body to body or two people,
you should be skin to skin to survive.
It's like 69 your bedroom.
They're 70s.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's better I heard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know if you're ever like in a snowstorm and you get trapped if you kill the horse and cut the insides out
and get inside the horse and cover your body?
That's the way to stay warm.
Really?
You got to gut it.
It's going to take a while.
You might freeze then, but then you can get inside of it.
It's warm.
All right, let's go over to Morgan.
The average person spends just two weeks of their life sitting at traffic lights.
Just two weeks?
Just two weeks.
I think it'd be more.
Here's an impression of me at every traffic light.
And I'm at the light, right?
I'm the car in the front of the line.
Here's an impression to me.
Meep, huh?
Oh, I should go.
Oh, they're honking at you.
Me, me, me.
Yeah.
Oh, whoa, oh, oh, because it's the only time I look at my phone.
When I'm sitting in a travel.
That's safe.
I will not, I won't, occasionally I'll glance over.
Maps, if I'm on a map, but that's probably a bad thing.
That is the worst.
If I have a map, I will be looking at it sometimes.
But I don't text on it while I drive, but I will if I'm sitting at a light, totally go full tweet.
Eddie.
Guys, Superman didn't always fly.
So the very original Superman, he was just a leaper.
He would jump from building to building.
But then the 1940s, the animators were like, guys, it's just,
hard to draw the bend knees, like, you know, so like his legs are at an angle.
So let's just make him straight and he'll fly.
And so ever since then, he flies.
That's a pretty lame superhero.
Isn't that crazy?
He just leaped from building to building.
But they were like, this is just too much work.
Let's just make him fly.
That's pretty cool.
See, look at all these fun facts you can take with your work or over the weekend.
That's why it's Fun Fact Friday.
Thank you.
Fun fact Friday.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
So when you're battling cancer, it kind of becomes your job for you and your family.
And it can be really taxing.
So having a place to get away and go, especially for free, would be pretty awesome, right?
Well, a lot of patients are getting to do that thanks to this one woman's nonprofit called Little Pink Houses of Hope.
Her name is Janine Patton Cable.
And she's in remission for breast cancer herself.
So she knows what it's like to battle cancer.
And what she does is around the country, she convinces homeowners and property managers
to donate their homes for a week-long stay for patients.
Like, she'll go to them and say,
hey, can you take this one week out of the year
and donate it to this patient
that would like to get away with their family?
And that's how she's able to pull it off and do it,
and they get a free stay.
So I just thought that was a really genius thing
that she came up with.
Yeah, she changed a lot of lives doing that.
That's a great story.
Yeah.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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The Friday morning conversation with
Brooke, good morning. How are you?
Oh, I'm good. How are you?
Hey, I'm doing pretty good. I was listening to your podcast.
Man, you guys go right at it. I mean, it's like, it's like real deal stuff.
It's a you go right to the point. It's very vulnerable, but it's also like super authentic.
What? You're so famous. Did you have some, some urge to just put it all out there finally?
You know, it's funny. I just, um, when you've been around this long, you sort of find that there are only certain areas in which you really get to be.
authentically yourself and heard, and that's in writing a book or doing something that is
relatively live, like a podcast. I never really set out to do a podcast, but now what came to
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I think people know that I'm not going to try to catch them in something.
but I'm vulnerable enough so that they feel safe.
You know, I mean, it's a odd thing.
I'm having so much fun with it.
I'm getting better at it.
I was a little, I was a little not very journalistic in the beginning.
I basically, having been on the other side for so many decades,
I would find myself giving them permission not to answer any of the questions.
And then I got better at it.
Have you found yourself sharing a story and then going, oh, man, was that, did I just share too much?
like having to actually question and then you allowed it to exist, but then you were happy you did.
What would be an example of that where you were like, oh, I'm really putting it out there?
I think, you know, really just airing insecurities in a way that is not polished.
You know, I will say a book, you can sort of, you can work with words and you can sort of get what you want out,
but you're still sort of hiding behind a book.
And I think just admitting to being scared at times and really insecure and falling into the traps that other women over 40, I'm 57, but feel.
And, you know, as you're saying it, you think, oh, God, am I going to sound like I'm whining or poor me?
And then you listen to it and you're thinking, no, it's just, I am a woman like many other women.
go through things. So it's scary at first, but then when you hear it, you think, I've been really
honest. How are you getting, I know the answer probably because you're just cool and have a lot of
cool friends, but you get a lot of A plus list guests. Do you have to lure them in? Like, come on,
guys, trust me, it's a lot of fun. Or are they just pretty willing to hop in as well?
I think they're pretty willing to hop in. I mean, a lot of it is, you know, around they don't want
to do it unless they're promoting something, which I totally understand. Or if it's too close around
a certain incident that is so fraught in people's minds.
You know, they're a bit hesitant.
But nobody has said anything is off limits.
And there have been people that have been, that are very clear in how they want to answer the
question before the question even gets asked.
And there are some that are, you know, just very skilled at not answering the question.
And even those people have at the end said, wow, you kind of got that out of me, but it didn't
feel mean or it didn't feel like an I gotcha moment or it didn't feel like it pulled out headline
that that's what's going to that's the sound bite that we're going to just base the whole interview
on. I did see a clip that again was a sound bite because again you're talking about so much but I saw
there was one where you were talking about actors that you had dated and it kind of became a big
story. Do you know sometimes when you're telling these stories that it's probably going to be picked up?
Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean I joke with my publicist because I
I'll say, I'll say under my breath, I'll say sound bite.
Or, you know, that's the headline.
And it becomes just a game because it just seems so reductive and typical.
And you know what I mean?
It's like everybody's desperate for the sound bite and the one line.
You know, this has started since I was a virgin and that became everybody's main focus,
which is ridiculous on many levels.
So I've been dealing with this for a few decades now.
Do you feel like you had at all a normal childhood?
You know, I've been asked that question forever.
And I don't know what normal is.
Conventional, no.
When other kids were playing soccer or whatever the sports were,
I was going to photo studios at Avodons and Scalgollo and, you know, doing,
I was earning a living.
So it's not conventional,
but my mom never let me leave, go to professional children's school.
And I never lived in Los Angeles until I was doing a television show.
And so there was this work life and then real life.
And real life was with my mom and then with my dad in separate families and regular schools.
So until I was 20 in my 20s, well, 21, I was in a regular school schedule.
And that was about as normal and as normally pressured as it can be.
My vacations were not conventional and my extracurricular activities were not.
But my mom always made the production send a girlfriend with me or send my sister with me.
And so I always had this sort of grounding of a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old, a 15-year-old.
I wasn't always surrounded by adults.
So the two of us could sort of get together.
and giggle about how crazy we thought adults were.
So to me, I think it's actually pretty normal,
almost more normal than some of my normal friends.
What I find super impressive about you is that you went to Princeton.
I mean, do you find people who are often shocked at that fact?
Always.
They were shocked the day I got in,
and then the whole kind of campaign started with,
why did she get in?
Did she just get in because she was famous?
And then when I get to school,
all the teachers wanted to make sure that they weren't giving me any extra teachers.
So they graded me harder and they were less, they just because they had something to prove as well.
And then over time, just my work ethic was so intact.
What was strange was coming out of college, my freshman term, first term, freshman year,
and having a press conference because,
they thought, you know, if you do a press conference about what it's like, what your,
you know, your real life is like, they'll leave you alone. And the press were shocked by a level of
maturity that they hadn't seen in me prior. You know, I wasn't looking to anybody for my
answers anymore. I wasn't, I wasn't worrying that an answer wasn't going to be okay. And I was
using bigger words, you know, because here I am at Princeton thinking, I better
use bigger words. And I don't think they liked it. They didn't like non-malleable Brooke.
Suddenly Susan was a show I watch all the time. Loved it. And a lot of these shows are coming back.
Reboot form. Have they come to you and said, let's do Suddenly Susan again?
If they did, I'd probably say yes without even them getting the question out. But I don't think that we
were ever, first of all, they canceled us at 98. So we never. Wow. Yeah, it was all a nice little
plan that they had intact, which I didn't know about, which I will say I've got a little bitterness
or maybe a lot of bitterness about that, but not from a syndication financial standpoint,
just from, you know, how wonderful it was to do that show. I mean, we just were so happy.
And then tragedy befell the show and we lost one of our cast members. And it kind of was never
the same again. And I think I think Warner Brothers or NBC would probably
argue we were never a big enough hit to merit a reboot. Now shows get picked up for eight or nine.
We never had a season that was fewer than 23, 22, 26. You know, so in these days, that would be a
huge hit. And then, back then, you know, we didn't get to hundreds. So they sort of checked us off.
I can't believe they got it to 98 purposefully. That, that's almost mean. I mean, that's mean.
Well, I think it's a financial thing. I mean, all these things.
things end up being financial. We think they're personal because we're living in it day in and day
out and we're performing in front of a live audience and we're having to think on our feed and
we're getting new scripts every day. So we're so in it. And then you realize, oh, it's just a
money game. After a certain number, this entity doesn't pay for a production anymore. It switches over to
this entity. And they may or may not want to do that. So it's the same thing that happened suddenly
lipstick jungle, we were number one for a while. And then TiVo came into existence. And practically
overnight, all of our advertisers pulled out because people were fast-boarding through the commercials.
So it didn't even matter how much people loved us watching us. They wanted to fast forward through
the commercials. And therefore, all that money practically overnight gets now, you know, now they found
lays around it, but we were right on the sort of precipice of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of,
so that was sort of, you know, that happened too. So these things, uh, you'd think they're mean
only because they feel personal and the older I get, the less personal I realize it all is.
Right now we're talking to actress, Brooke Shields. Hey, how good are you at memorizing scripts?
So I have about 12 pages to do tomorrow for this project that I'm doing. And I have not started to
memorizing. But you can, you can do all 12 in a night? Yeah, I can. I have this, it's,
A, you have to put yourself in a position where you can still listen, and that's the, that's the
trick so that you're not just reciting words. But I memorize things based on where they are
on the page. So when I think about where a page is I have it highlighted, I'm such a geek about,
I mean, I highlight and I note and I make red notes. And my husband says, you're such a dork.
But yeah, I don't, I'm trained to have to think quickly.
You know, a lot of the time when you do these commercials before they had teleprompters
and before they had, and back in my day, you know, or in the day, I still feel like it's my day.
But you didn't have teleprompters.
You had to memorize everything.
And so I think I just got trained.
Brooke Shields is on with us.
And I encourage you guys to check out our podcast.
Now What, with Brooke Shields, it is a very authentic.
very vulnerable. It's an original podcast that examines pivotal moments in people's lives. I think
it's very honest. It's a great podcast. And then also, coming from you, that's a big deal. I mean,
this is, I'm coming into a world I've, I've never been in. And it's been very well received. And I thank
you. And I didn't think people would really want to hear me anymore in my life. And people do,
see to want to be interested in hearing my guests. Well, I hope people check it out. And then there's
also Holiday Harmony coming out on HBO Max. And so when a movie like that comes to you,
and we have a special interest here with that movie, because if you put the camera on Amy for one
second, Amy has like four lines, five lines or so on the movie. And you see her in the trailer.
I mean, for like... She looks so beautiful in the trailer. I didn't get to meet you.
Oh, I know. I was there the last day of filming, so you were already done with your scenes.
And I was definitely excited to possibly see you. So to see you now is fun.
I was way up with the alpaca farmers
up in Northern Cal
they didn't bring me to Hollywood
How does like a Christmas movie
Because it's been Amy's dream forever to do like a holiday movie
And now they're super cool again
And how does a Christmas movie come to you
Do you go, I'd like to do a holiday movie
Because they are so cool now
Or do they go, Brooke, we got this perfect idea
It's a really good movie for the holidays
For a while holiday movies were sort of taboo
You know, they were sort of
oh, you're doing a Hollywood movie, that means like it's not, I mean, you're doing a Christmas
movie or a holiday movie. That means that you're not doing real edgy stuff. Well, first of all,
I've never really been edgy in that way. They come to me and I'm prepared to not like them
because they're pretty formulaic. And, and then every now and then one will come up or two now,
and I just did my second one, but that will touch a chord. And,
be an escape. And I think that that's what I love about them, is if they're, especially if they're
directed well, and if they have enough of a story that does deviate from just the regular
holiday Christmas formula movie. And I mean, I read a lot of them, and I don't say yes to most of
them. I did one last year for Netflix, which was extraordinarily popular, and it was so much fun to do.
It was called Castle for Christmas.
And these movies come out again.
It's funny because then they bring them back out again for the next holiday.
And you're sort of like, oh, I just think for me, rom-coms, holiday movies, they're based in joy.
You sort of know how they're going to turn out, but you still want to be on the journey with it.
And just looking at the news and just being in the world, it's just so hard these days that these kind of movies are wonderful.
escape. I would compare holiday movies now to game shows, where for a long time, I wouldn't take a
game show because I was like, uh, game shows are hokey. And if I ever do and host a game show,
then I'm always going to be a game show host. However, then, but now they're really cool again.
I think Steve Harvey kind of brought that back where you could be a real talent and be funny.
And then everybody's doing game shows. And now everybody wants to do a game show. I think those two
kind of run alongside each other. I think you made a great point there for a long time. It was like,
uh, we don't want to do that. But now, like, you almost want to do host a game show or a holiday.
a movie. Well, you know, it's funny because everything is, you know, everybody, there was a time when,
oh, you would never be a TV actress. Oh, God, no, you know. And then, you know, Helen Hunt comes and
does, you know, mad about you. And I was obsessed with it. And I was like, wait a minute, she can do it.
I can do that. And prior to then, you wouldn't touch TV. You know, and then there are all these sort of
taboos that come around. And I think slowly, but surely, the joy that is in all of these emerges. And
everything's, I don't think there's anything off limits anymore.
I think the crossover is, I mean, amazing, you know.
Look at what Julie Robertson, Clooney just did a, did a rom-com sort of movie like that.
And we just flock to it because it opens up your heart a little bit and it's escapism.
Well, Brooke, Brooke, we're big fans.
And I hope everybody checks out now What with Brooke Shields.
It's a wonderful podcast.
And I hope they check out Brooke and her co-star Amy.
Yes.
Holiday Harmony on HBO Max that is out November 24th, which is Thanksgiving, right?
Yeah, it's Thanksgiving Day.
And I was told by Lauren Swickard, who's one of the writers and producers,
that I guess I technically am a supporting role.
That's my...
Oscar.
Oscar, then you're not competing against Brooke, and you both can win an Oscar.
And for supporting actress.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Brooke, big fan.
Thank you very much.
Good luck with the podcast, and we appreciate your time this morning.
Thank you.
Appreciate yours.
Hope to see you in personal.
one day.
All right.
Bye, Brooke.
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This is Caroline from Austin, Texas.
Okay, I know this is like a running, joke, secret, whatever.
Will there ever be a moment in time where you guys will tell us what NLR means?
Thanks.
Lunchbox and I have used this for 15 years.
We rarely use it.
But if we really want to dial in and go,
are you telling me the truth?
Like all jokes aside, radio aside, bits aside,
ha-ha's aside.
We go NLR.
We just don't really talk about what it means.
It's kind of much as our code.
Yeah.
We've had longer than we've known.
Oh, you've had longer than 15.
I mean, when I joined the show over 16 years ago,
y'all were doing it, and I still don't know what it means.
Oh.
There you have it.
So no, I guess.
you won't.
I'll tell you, Caroline.
I hear Stephanie and Kentucky.
Hey, Bobby, Morton's studio.
I need you to settle a debate for me.
I need to know, is it
all of a sudden or all of the sudden?
I don't think I know the right answer,
but I know how I say it, all of the sudden.
You say the uh?
All of a sudden.
All of the sudden.
Again, I'm not going to, I'm not going to bet any money on it,
but I say all of the sudden.
That's crazy.
Can you pull up what the real one is there?
You say, uh.
Me too.
I'm like you, Amy.
Yeah.
All of a sudden.
All of a sudden, I was out of...
All of the sudden.
Do your tease here for the pile and we'll find out what it is after this.
Because I don't know what it is.
And I say a lot of things wrong.
Like slang because of the south, my vernacular is very southern.
The Babbon Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So if you're doing grocery shopping this weekend for Thanksgiving,
I highly recommend it because you're going to get to the store ahead of time
instead of going next week last minute.
And if you don't want to make homemade gravy, well, a gravy test was done.
and the best canned gravy was revealed.
And it is found at Walmart.
What is it?
It's the great value brand.
You just go into Walmart?
No, no.
It's the Walmart brand.
I heard the gravy was here.
Where is it?
Yeah, what is it?
It's the Walmart brand,
great value, which is awesome
because you're going to get a great value on it too.
Well, here's the thing,
if you do go early, like Amy's saying,
you'll still go right before.
You just won't have to get as much.
There's always something.
You've always got to go.
You just don't want to have to go
and get a lot of things.
Yes, but great value is number one, huh?
Yeah, the least favorite turkey gravy
went to Trader Joe's. The saltiest turkey gravy went to Heinz. Otherwise, the best. And then
middle of the road gravy, Campbell's. So there you go. That's your gravy. I'm not going to be
that picky, but only one or two gravies up there. I love white gravy, way more than brown gravy.
But Thanksgiving's brown gravy. No name. Thanksgiving is whatever I like to eat to give thanks.
It's always white gravy. Got her. Yeah. I think traditionally...
No, no, but you're just saying based on what you like and what you've been accustomed to growing up.
I like white gravy.
No, you're a hater.
White gravy, hairsty.
I don't even like gravy.
Yeah, white gravy hater.
What else you got?
Okay, so we're over halfway through November.
Have the holidays officially started for you, like the Christmas season?
Yeah, because I've already been buying guest for people.
You feel it?
Okay.
Yeah.
Already?
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, it's just, this is a robust list.
And so there's also an expectation on me.
Therefore, I was always somebody who got all my homework done, maybe not always
ahead of time, but I was always in a good place to be able to do it.
effectively and do a good job. And I do that now with how I live my life too, Christmas gifts included.
Well, people were asked when the Christmas spirit starts for them. And the number one answer was
a tie between putting your tree up. That's when it becomes official. And hearing Christmas
music on the radio for the first time. That's when you know Christmas is here. Yeah, but unless you're
on a Christmas station, really stations don't do it anymore until it's like the 23rd or 24th. Oh, really?
Yeah, it's a different time. Maybe it's just the first song you hear because we played, I think we were
probably the first. We did Brett Eldridge.
We were way early. We were like, all right, first day of summer.
It's the most.
Which, speaking of Brett Eldridge, he tested out some music on his nephew.
It's a song called You'll Be Mine, and here is the unplugged version.
And I'll be your first sip.
Takes the edge off quick.
He has a nephew's a baby, and he was playing guitar on a bed for the baby.
So cute.
And the baby's like, let me touch the guitar.
And he's like, no, no, I'm doing a thing.
here. Let me play.
You gotta go to Brett's Christmas show if it comes near
you. We ask for tickets for you.
Yeah, I think I'm in... You think you got them.
Oh, okay, cool. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm so excited, randomly
gotta go. I texted Brett and I was like, hey,
you need four tickets to that show in New York.
It was like, you're coming to New York. I was like, well,
they're not for me. He's like, oh,
okay, he's, is it there for Amy?
A friend and a kid. He's like, oh,
all right. Let me see if I did it.
It sold out. Let me see.
And I was like, well, don't worry about it.
Yeah, don't worry about it. Oh, gosh.
No, but then he's like, no, it's no problem.
They kick some people out?
Well, that's the thing.
The wheelchair section.
They removed it.
So Amy can get there.
Very good.
No, I told you all randomly last minute.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Coincidental.
No problem.
I have no problem asking him.
Dear friend, no problem.
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'm Amy.
That's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Yeah, I hope it's something good.
Guys, get ready.
We're about to go on an emotional roller coaster.
Dakota has been with his girlfriend, Lauren, for seven years.
And he finally decides, you know what, I'm going to go buy an engagement ring.
He buys it, and he hides it in the closet, waiting for that day to propose, get down on one knee.
And then all of a sudden, a couple weeks later, the wind starts picking up.
It's a tornado.
Take cover!
And their house is destroyed.
They lose everything.
The engagement ring is gone.
He's devastated.
And he has to go to Lauren and say,
I had the engagement ring.
It was hidden in the house.
It's lost forever.
But then the Paris Community College
softball team shows up and they start looking and digging.
They're like, we're not leaving until we find it.
Hour later, seven yards away,
two centimeters under the dirt.
They find the engagement ring.
Pretty descriptive there.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what it says.
The exact location.
No exact location.
And Dakota's like, oh my goodness.
And he gets the ring.
He gets down on one knee, and he proposes!
I can pass out, y'all.
And they got engaged!
Oh, my goodness, guys, you thought it was such devastation
in the beginning, the house destroyed, the tears?
You're like, oh, and then you're crying tears of joy right now.
Sure am.
Wow.
Tell me something good sign.
Yeah, we got an idea is going to end good.
You know what we liked it.
Good energy, though.
And was that got an emotional roller coaster?
You were excited he bought the engagement room.
And then the tornado comes and destroys their house.
And then the climax at the end where they find it and they get engaged.
That's awesome.
Lunchbox is good.
Thank you, buddy.
That.
Look at him.
Wow.
Congrats Dakota and Lauren.
Congrats to Cota and Lauren.
And they got to invite that softball team.
They've got to go to the wedding now.
For sure.
The whole softball team.
Batting practice the night before.
That's part of the party.
I like it.
Yeah.
Great story.
Lunchbox.
That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
There's some tea to spill coming out.
By somebody who doesn't usually spill tea.
Really?
Yeah.
That's weird.
That's where somebody throw somebody into the butt.
Yes, tea will be spelled coming up.
First, Amy's morning corny.
The morning corny.
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner?
Oh, man.
He got the cold shoulder.
That's pretty good.
That was the morning corny.
That was pretty good.
Are you guys interested in when somebody like the rock puts out their diet with eating the day?
No.
I mean, no.
No, not really.
It's unrealistic.
No, no, no, but it's like, you're not interested in just what he has to eat.
It's ridiculous.
It's like, how do you live like that?
Yeah, and I don't even believe it.
It's like 10 cheeseburgers.
Like, come on.
Here's the Rock's daily intake.
He wakes up to a bowl of cream of rice or oatmeal alongside some buffalo and some eggs.
On his Instagram, you can find him starting the day with a rice bowl of oatmeal topped with nuts, strawberries, and apple.
So he's got something there as breakfast.
But then he has second breakfast after the workout.
After a workout, he eats a bowl of rice or another fast acting car.
which means it digest quickly.
And chicken.
That's second breakfast.
Okay.
Then for lunch, his third meal, he'll eat rice again alongside chicken or buffalo,
and then he adds a big pile of greens.
Then he has first dinner.
He has, and he has like three meals, three dinners through the evening.
And so, you know, it's always some sort of protein, some sort of rice, but three dinners.
And then he has a couple snacks.
He drinks two to three gallons of water per day.
He eats about 8,000 calories.
Wow, that's to maintain his physique.
See, you went, wow, because it's interesting.
No, I mean, it's a lot.
I mean, but I'm not going to, I'm like, okay, cool, he eats that.
The more I'm like, well, chicken for breakfast, but.
No, second breakfast.
Yeah, second breakfast.
Yeah, that's from men's health.
But yeah, you know, for me, I think if I had a breakfast at early, early,
as long as I have that taste that, like, hits me and fulfills me,
I then can move on to the next taste, which is a little more lunchy dinnery.
I do like me a chicken biscuit from Chick-fil-A, though.
That's chicken for breakfast.
Those are good.
But it's like that bread taste breakfasty.
Yeah.
There's got to be some sort of breakfasty taste, but then once that's kind of filled,
then you just move on to the lunch-tasty thing.
And I'll eat breakfast for dinner, but I can't eat dinner
while somebody else is eating breakfast for dinner at the same time.
Oh, yeah, that's weird.
We got to have matching meals.
Yeah, that's inside your brain, right?
Yeah, but I think it should be universal.
If we're somewhere, and Caitlin's like, oh, let's do breakfast for dinner.
They offer it here.
I was like, well, dang, I was going to have chicken fried steak.
Well, you still can't.
No, I can't.
Because you're going to have eggs.
And I can't be eating dinner while you're eating eggs.
She's like you're out of your mind.
Yeah.
So then I'll go, fine, I'll get an omel.
I don't even want an omelet.
She'll go, okay, then I'll get salmon or something.
I'm like, well, no, now I get omelette in my head.
Oh, gosh.
What do you do if the restaurant does that thing where they put an egg on a pizza?
I don't care about that.
Egg aren't universally breakfast.
Okay.
But how they're presented and the approach to the egg is breakfast or not.
Gotcha.
Because I can eat an egg and a lot of things.
I get egg in a salad.
Ramen.
Ramen.
A little pieces of boiled egg.
Yeah, the whole egg laid out there.
Fried rice.
I think it would be a really fun bit if somebody tried to eat the Rock's meal.
You wake up, you do it all.
And if you can do it all exactly what he eats, I mean, I give you something.
Like what?
Well, I don't know.
Easy there.
I got to buy buffalo and stuff.
Well, we can find it for you.
We could just do, like, like, bison.
But you start from the morning, you'd have to eat the whole rock.
And I'll see if you could do it.
So, yeah, let us know how you feel.
I mean, it would take me three hours of my day just to eat all that.
Yeah, I agree.
It's a big part of being ripped.
No, no, I understand that.
But I'm saying, like, three hours out of my day.
But it'd be like your job for the day.
So it'd be fun.
But three gallons of water is also a lot of water too.
And a lot of water.
Anyway, if we want to do it, maybe we could work out a little monetary situation here.
How much we're talking?
Yeah.
But if you don't do it, you got to pay back some monetary situation.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's time to spill the tea.
Let's spill the tea.
These come in, like, seasons.
We don't spill the tea for a long time,
but then one person tells on somebody,
and it turns into a chain reaction.
Everyone gets thirsty.
The spiller is Morgan.
Uh-oh.
Morgan, would like to spill the tea on one of you.
Morgan, who would you like to spill the tea on?
Oh, well, it's lunchbox.
Oh, yes.
What did I do?
I tell you this, everybody gets a little nervous.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Everybody's got some sort of secret
And they don't know if everybody knows
They're like please don't share it
What did I do this?
All right Morgan spill the tea
Well lunchbox behind the scenes
In the glass room over there
Was just talking about how bad his back was hurting
And he was complaining about being really tired
And I was like what's going on lunch
And he said well I had to sleep on the couch
And I was like excuse me
Is there trouble in paradise going on
And he got real quiet
He does act like his wife didn't care about anything he does or says
Uh huh and I think she cares about something
I don't know what's going on, but apparently he's been sleeping on the couch for a few nights.
Let's go over to Lunchbox.
Lunchbox is an exclusive interview here.
How would you like to respond to the T.B.
and spilled on you for sleeping on the couch?
I'd like to say, hey, that was rude to take a conversation I was having with somebody and to air it out.
It was our conversation.
I know.
And secondly, you do that to people?
All the time.
Yeah, cool.
Go ahead.
And there are facts in that story that I have been sleeping on the couch for two or three nights in a row.
What'd you do?
My middle son.
has been sick and he's been sleeping in our bed and I got time for that.
I need to get a good night's sleep because I have to work in the morning and so I moved to the
couch. So no trouble. No trouble. It's just I can't have a sick kid laying next to me and kicking
and flapping and waking up and I need to sleep so I sleep on the couch. Do we believe this?
Yeah, I believe it. Unfortunately. I thought at first it was going to be something sweet.
I'm a kid's sick. I'm with him and then it, no, it turns out he's getting away from this kid.
That's right. I mean, this sounds about right.
So my wife is sleeping in our bed with the sick kid and I sleep on the couch.
Okay, you know what?
There's a little T spelled there, but it's okay.
A little bit.
Wasn't that bad.
I can tell you this.
I didn't want to back them up, but on Monday show there's another tea being spilled.
Oh, great.
On who?
You can't say that.
I know.
Is it a normal spiller?
It's a situation.
Oh, gosh.
Somebody's not going to be happy about it.
I like it, Morgan.
You had effort there.
Yeah, but there's no trouble in paradise.
We still love each other.
You're still sleeping on the couch, though.
Are you back?
No, no, I'll be back in the bed tonight.
Kids should be better.
And if you're not?
I'll be back on the couch.
Do you spend time with them, though, period?
Yeah, yeah.
During the day, like, he'll sit on one side of the couch.
I sit on the other.
That way, I don't get his germs.
And we'll watch Baby Bum.
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The first category is ages.
Lunchbox, grand champion.
Ready?
Yeah.
Parents don't look forward to this age, known as the terrible...
Too's!
Correct.
Eddie, Akitiniera has a celebration of what age?
15.
Correct.
Morgan, at what age can you vote in the United States?
18.
Correct.
Amy, at what age can you buy alcohol in the United States?
21.
That's correct.
That's first round.
Nobody goes home ever anyway.
But that's easy trivia.
It's so easy.
Now, if you miss it, you'll hear this sound right here.
You've been bone.
We played a five.
Lunchbox is the champion.
The grand champion right now, he has the tiara.
He keeps it at his desk.
But if you wins today, back-to-back championships.
Defeats only ever been done by Eddie.
Oh, yeah.
I think I've won like four in a row.
Nobody...
Three is the max.
Oh, really?
We looked, yeah.
Five?
Three.
And Lunchbox was never accounted on to win one, but he's one more win away from winning two grand championships in a row.
Good luck, everybody.
It's time for easy trivia.
Let's go.
That's he moaning.
What happened over there?
He's getting into the game.
Lunchbox, what Dr. Seuss books about a feline who wears something on their head?
Something on their head.
What doctor sus?
Oh, cat in the hat.
Correct.
I thought that was it.
Categories literature.
Eddie, Harper Lee wrote a book called To Kill A Blank.
Mockingbird.
Correct.
Morgan, C.S. Lewis wrote a fantasy book called The Lion, the Witch, and the Blank.
Wardrobe.
Correct.
Amy, who wrote Bare Bones?
I'm not lonely if you're reading this book.
Bobby Bones.
Correct.
Thank you very much.
Everybody gets through it.
Nice job.
She gets that one wrong.
The category is famous singers.
Lunchbox, what singer is known for wearing white jumpsuits and performing in Vegas and had a movie about them earlier this year?
Oh, Elvis Presley.
Correct.
Oh, wow.
Nice.
Very good.
Eddie, what singer is known as the Prince of Darkness
and is also known for biting the head off a bat?
That is Ozzy Osbourne.
Correct.
Morgan, what singer is known for the moonwalk and the title, King of Pop?
Oh, Michael Jackson.
Correct.
Amy, what singer is known as the Rocket Man?
Elton John.
Correct.
Good job, everybody.
Good job, everybody.
Easy trivia.
Nobody.
has gone home yet.
Childhood Games is the next category.
Lunchbox, what's the name of a form of tag
played in a swimming pool
that shares the name of a famous explorer?
Marco Polo.
Correct.
Yes.
Eddie, what's the name of the game
where one player closes their eyes for a brief period,
often counting to 100,
while the other players go and hide?
Hide and seek.
Correct.
Morgan, what's the name of the team sport
in which players on two teams
try to throw balls and hit opponents
while avoiding being hit themselves.
Dodge ball.
Correct.
Amy, in the category of childhood games,
what's the name of a popular sidewalk game
in which you use chalk to draw squares
with numbers inside of them
and players jump inside each square?
Pop-scotch.
Correct. Good.
Hey, we're feeling pretty good.
Nobody's gone home yet.
Everybody nervous?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Super.
It's about to get harder, man
The category is country music states
Oh boy
Country Music States
Lunchbox
Yeah
What state
Is Dolly Parton from?
There's only two options here
What are the options?
I don't want to
I mean
She's either Kentucky or Tennessee
Does she grow up here?
Dang it, I think I'm out
What state is Dolly Parton from
Lunchbox
Tennessee.
Correct.
Yes!
No, I thought that was the easiest one.
Everyone knows from Tennessee.
Eddie, what state is Garth Brooks from?
Oklahoma.
Correct.
Morgan, what state is Luke Bryan from?
Oh, Georgia.
Correct.
Amy, what state is Chris Stapleton from?
I mean, I think it's Tennessee, but
would there be two Tennessee's in the...
This is like a trick, or is it to make me think there wouldn't be two Tennessee's?
Oh my gosh. Definitely the hardest one.
Lunchbox is shaking his head, no.
No what?
Not the hardest one.
Okay, well, Dahlie wasn't.
But he's a big fan of Stapleton.
Not maybe it.
Yeah.
I thought all four of these were such slam dunk easyness.
Well, okay.
Tennessee?
It's incorrect.
You've been Bo, Kentucky.
Okay.
Did you know it was Kentucky?
Yeah, I did.
What did she mean by is there two Tennessee's?
Because I had Tennessee.
A, Tennessee B, two.
states they were founded. No, because Dolly was Tennessee.
They cut it in half like North Carolina, South Carolina.
I'm with you, Amy. I know what you mean.
It's like there's only one, Amy.
No, I meant with
two. One category
is Thanksgiving. Amy has been eliminated.
Oh, boy. Lunchbox is one step closer to
repeating his grand champion.
You make a lot of bathroom noises when you play this
lunchbox. It's nonstop bathroom noises.
I don't think that's bathroom noise.
It's like, ugh.
Oh.
The category is Thanksgiving.
Lunchbox, what's the day after Thanksgiving known as?
Black Friday.
Correct.
Wow.
Yes.
Let's go.
Eddie, name one of the two NFL teams that always plan Thanksgiving.
One of the two?
Cowboys.
Correct.
Know the other?
Lyons.
Correct.
Oh, my gosh.
Morgan.
What city is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade held?
Oh, that would be New York City.
Correct.
Okay, we've got a break.
We've got three still left in the game here.
We have to wait now.
We've got a break.
We'll come back.
I'm going to play this song.
We'll come back more of easy trivia where Lunchbox tries to repeat his grand champion.
Easy trivia.
There are three that remain the categorious presidents and money.
I don't like this.
Remember, they're all easy questions.
We're seeing who can last the longest.
Amy was eliminated, but three still remain.
Lunchbox, what president is on the $1 bill?
Oh, he doesn't have bills that low.
Yeah, I usually go hundies.
What president is on the one?
I'm going to go with, oh my gosh.
Shut up.
What's in your head?
Answer the question.
The question.
Is he posseming?
Is he posseming?
Yes.
I don't have bills that's long.
And then he'll say the answer and be like, who?
Because I'm the possum.
I mean...
God, I don't ever look at money.
Stop. Lunchmucks, you love money.
What are you debating between lunch?
No, I don't want to talk about it.
What president's on the $1 bill? You have five seconds then.
If you're not going to debate, you're on the clock.
Abraham Lincoln.
He really didn't know.
You didn't know that?
I didn't know.
George Woff.
Washington.
Guys, when I do this, I don't, like, you guys say if I'm by bus.
Oh, my gosh.
George Washington's on the quarter.
Don't make fun of me for missing Chris Datton being born in Kentucky.
They didn't make fun of you.
I feel like they did.
No.
Oh, we didn't.
We didn't make fun of you.
Wow.
Wow.
He's on the quarter.
And the dollar.
And the dollar bill.
Yeah, and Lincoln's on the penny and the five.
Eddie, Abraham Lincoln is on the $5 bill and also on what coin?
Yeah, the penny.
Thank you, Amy.
I'd be irritated if I were you too.
Oh, my goodness.
No, I didn't know. You're right in the middle of a category
present in money. Amy, I had no idea
until you said that. That's not true.
Wow. Oh my goodness. I'd be irritated
if I were here. But he's already out. But he could have been
out. Hey, would you be irritated that more or him not knowing the $1? No, that.
I'd have been more upset with Amy saying that
in the middle of this category. Okay.
Does anybody want to help Morgan out? Yeah, that'd be nice.
Goodness.
Hey, Morgan, Thomas Jefferson is the president on what
bill that comes after the $1 bill, but before the $5 bill?
A $2 bill.
Correct.
That's tough.
We're down to two.
Keeping the score is the category.
What's the highest score you can get in bowling, Eddie?
A $300.
Correct.
Morgan, how many points is a filled goal worth in football?
A filled goal.
Field goal is worth two points.
Is it just one?
Dang it.
You've been bowed.
An extra point is one.
A field goal.
is three. Eddie, you now have four.
You now have four? This is it.
I mean, the next game
is going to, we're going to crown the chance.
I do not watch sports.
Wow.
Honestly, I am shocked. I am shocked he didn't know
what president was on the $1 bill. I thought he
was fooling us. I still think he was
maybe trying to get this more
entertaining. He wouldn't have missed it if he...
That's crazy. What was your debate between?
George and Abraham.
Sounds like he's talking about me.
Bible now. I mean, you would have missed it.
I wouldn't have missed it. You know who's on the 10?
Andrew Jackson.
How do you know that, but you don't know?
I'll tell you why I know that. Because my niece Kennedy was talking about money one day,
and she was doing play grocery store, and she was like, oh, 10, that'd be an Andrew Jackson.
And I'll never forget it. That's how I remember it.
And she didn't play with ones?
I don't know how she knew that.
Who's on the 100?
Oh, it's all about the Benjamin.
20?
Andrew Jackson.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's Jackson.
Who'd you say it was on the 10?
Andrew Jackson.
It's Hamilton.
Oh, 20 is.
Do you know who that is?
Jackson.
Yeah, 10 is Hamilton.
Whatever.
There's no, whatever.
You'd have gotten that wrong, too.
You convinced me I was wrong, and so I pulled in my wallet.
I really thought I was wrong, so I was going to pull out my money just to see if I.
I remember what Amy gave Eddie the answer?
I mean.
I know that was tough, too.
How would Eddie not know if he's on the penny?
Did you say you only look at $100?
Who's on the hundreds?
Benji.
Benjamin.
Franklin.
Yeah.
Benji.
What number, within five, within five.
Within five.
For this.
I'll give you this if you get it right.
Within five, though, meaning you have to.
Yeah, I understand what within five means.
I understand how that.
Just making sure because you'd like to cheat the rules.
I never cheat.
What number president was Benjamin Franklin within five?
He won a president.
Give me the 20.
Wow.
Just like that.
There you go.
Good job, buddy.
Wow.
But you still upset.
The loss of these trivial, though.
Would you rather have $20 and lose or win and not?
I'd rather have the crown.
He'd rather have the crown. He's got all the money in the world anyway.
20 bucks, yeah, yeah.
So rich.
I'm so disappointed.
No, Eddie would have known him.
We're going to play this.
I didn't know it.
Eddie, nice job.
You're one one away.
One went away.
This is going to be great.
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Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from St. Petersburg, Florida.
A 39-year-old man was out of jail on supervised release.
He's like, you know what?
I need some money.
I'm going to do tax returns.
So he made up some tax returns.
He said, oh, yeah, I made $170 million.
Oh, he went hard.
Wow.
I thought $170,000 was going hard.
So he said million.
So the first tax return he filed, he asked for $7 million back, and they gave it to him.
So he bought a mansion.
Yeah, he bought a mansion on the water.
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But it's like people that rob banks, but they keep on.
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You're only got caught eventually if you keep robbing banks.
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Whoa.
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That is crazy.
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Not the same guy.
Not the same guy.
Okay, lunchbox.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
If you're a guy, what's the number one drink that women find attractive when a man's drinking it, fellas?
Ooh, a glass of wine.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Women are just like, wow, that's a very sophisticated man right there.
Glass.
Classy man.
Didn't think about that.
Go ahead.
They're impressed by whiskey on the rocks.
No.
Amy, what's the number one drink if a guy's drinking it?
I mean, a beer.
That's the answer.
It's a beer.
Yeah.
The study shows that whenever a guy was ordering a nice cold beer in a bar, he was viewed as one to one point five points hotter on the attractiveness scale.
Really?
So go have a beer.
Like, even dudes with beer bellies and like, oh, give me a beer.
Like, that's attractive?
More than they were.
They went from a one to two point five.
Wow.
Okay.
I mean, I don't think it made them gossling anything, but.
So I hope you guys have an awesome weekend.
You know, Amy, we're told by legal on our football show, 25 whistles,
we can never say we're going to make you money.
We can never say, hey, bet along and get rich.
You can't say that.
Right.
So what we say is more smiles and frowns.
It's kind of become our saying.
Like, hey, you're going to want a lot of smiles on this one.
I get it.
Yeah.
So we're feeling pretty good this week.
So, well, I'm going to say, go over to the 25 whistles podcast.
More smiles and frowns this week.
I'd like to smile.
I know.
Do you want some free smiles?
Yeah
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Yeah that was on you though
Okay
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It was
I told her
What did you tell me?
I said I don't know about this one
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This one I know about
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That's pretty good
It's pretty good.
It's good.
It's good.
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No, no, no.
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That's impossible.
I was really hot.
No, for a while.
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