The Bobby Bones Show - (Fri Full) Someone on the Show is Going to Hollywood + The Longest Round of Easy Trivia EVER!
Episode Date: April 15, 2022Bobby reveals that he has been approached by a major streaming service that is interested in one of the members of the show. He doesn’t say who yet…but someone is going to Hollywood! We p...lay an intense round of our traditional Friday game, Easy Trivia!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Friday show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Over on the phone is Stephen in Maryland.
Stephen, appreciate your call and what's going on, buddy.
So this next week, I'm getting married.
This would be my second marriage.
The first one didn't work out.
You know.
We figured.
So I just got married recently.
What should some things that I actually be looking forward to being a married man?
You already been married.
You were married before I was married.
I should ask you.
You have more experience than we do.
Yeah, you're an old pro at this.
I don't know about that.
You're asking me.
It's still confused.
It's still confused.
What about your first wedding, not marriage, wedding?
What happened at your first wedding?
Nothing really.
It just walked down the aisle, dance, and that was it.
Cool.
This one is going to be bigger than the first one.
I'm assuming it's her first marriage then.
Yes, sir.
How many people are you going by it?
So far we're at 60, and we're still going.
I mean, I don't know what to expect.
He's had one.
I don't really know.
I mean, here's what's going to happen.
People are going to look nice.
There's going to be music.
There's going to be some music playing.
There's going to be a specific individual that's tied to the Lord a little closer than the others.
And he's going to lead you through.
You're going to say some words back.
You're going to dance a little bit.
Cake?
Yeah, and then a little wookie-snooky.
And then it's the next day.
Okay.
Now, I rented a car for that day.
Is that too much?
No, it's your day.
Now that I've had a wedding, I can say this.
It's your day.
you want. As long as it's not illegal or not hurting anybody, do whatever you want. You want to be
Star Wars? Be Star Wars. You want to be a nudist colony? Fine. Wow. It doesn't matter. You want to tell
people they can't wear jeans. Cool. Your party. Your day. What kind of cards you rent?
2015 Corvette. Yeah. They're going to drive off in it. This isn't about taste. So I'm going to go,
yes. I like it. I'm not a big Corvette guy. Lunchbox is a big Corvette guy. Corvette is cool, man.
I rented one from my high school reunion. But my question is, if you're going to be drinking,
I don't know if I'd drive the rental.
Maybe it's the leave car,
because we used our Bronco.
You take pictures when you drive off.
Somebody drives it.
I don't drink.
I don't drink.
Probably just drinks if he drove.
That's true.
Because this guy sounds like he's a drinker.
Steven, sounds like you're drinking now.
I don't know.
Stephen, thank you.
First of all, congratulations.
So pumped you're having another wedding.
And for calling us and asking for our advice.
I don't have to tell him.
He knows more about it than I do.
It's like Tom Brady going,
Hey, before a football game, should tie my shoes extra tight?
I'm headed to the Super Bowl.
What are your thoughts?
Stephen, appreciate you, buddy.
Congratulations, all seriousness.
Thank you, buddy.
Y'all, have a good one.
All right, buddy?
I like that guy.
Okay.
But it's just a weird question, right?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, if that's what today's going to be like, we're in trouble.
Let's open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
with a surgeon and will be having my gallbladder removed.
However, they have scheduled the surgery for the 13th of May, which is Friday the 13th.
Do I try to reschedule and risk pushing the date a month out, or do I forget about the
superstition and just keep the scheduled date?
Also curious, are you superstitious?
Any thoughts, advice?
It's appreciated.
Signed, nervous in California.
I understand what you're saying.
I would not let an irrational thought affect something.
something that you know you rationally need to do soon, which is the surgery.
It's okay to have that irrational thought.
Just don't let it control you by changing your surgery date.
I am not superstitious.
I am OCD about many things, where if I am not able to click one, click two, click three,
click four and then proceed, I feel like because I wasn't able to do that, the rest of the
day is not going to go well.
I must pet both my dogs in the same exact place in the morning before I leave the house in
the exact same order or it will not be a good show.
Now, that's not a superstition, that's a mental illness.
And it's a slight one.
But superstition, I don't believe in, but I'll take part in occasionally.
Especially for good luck.
I have the occasional good luck, because that's not going to hurt me.
But I'm not going to let something affect me in a bad way because of superstition.
Have the surgery.
It won't be the day's fault if the doctor messes up.
The doctor messed up.
He shouldn't have drank last night.
Wow.
I don't know that.
That's the case.
But there's a lot of things that happen on Friday 13th that are awesome.
Planes land every day on Friday 13th.
Yeah.
Doctors have surgeries every Friday 13th.
If it was a whole day of people just dying and getting cut up and I'd be like, oh, not for you, you're fine.
Is it just the movie?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Or is there a real superstition out there?
That's a good question.
Because I've always thought it was just a movie.
Right.
And some hotels don't have 13th floors.
Oh, that's true.
Good point.
And so maybe the number 13's always been unlucky because I think some of that's older than just the movie.
Were you going to say Amy?
I was just going to offer her some hope that I have not.
notice that when I fly on Friday the 13th over the many, many years, I always think, well,
I shouldn't fly this day.
Something's going to happen.
But like you said, my plane always lands and I end up fine.
So go ahead with the surgery.
On Friday, October 13th, 1307, officers of King Philip the 4th of France arrested hundreds
of knights Templar, a powerful religious and military establishment.
That is one of the things.
Back in 13.07?
Yes.
Another one, some believe this is unlucky because of those.
13, Judas
was the betrayer of Jesus Christ.
So there are a lot of different
ways people have tied to the number 13.
Interesting. So have the surgery.
Judas won't be there.
People have good stuff happening all the time.
Here's another one. The unlucky nature of the number 13
originated with the Norse myth
about 12 gods having a dinner party
with Valhalla. The trickster god Loki
arrived as the 13th guest
and arranged for horror
to shoot balder with a mistletoe
tipped arrow. There was a trickster god.
I mean, so far.
Loki was the guy to it.
Wow.
That's crazy.
As you can see, there's a lot of things.
Yes.
You're fine on your surgery.
Good luck.
I hope it's going to be amazing.
Send us a note after.
You're going to have a gallbladder of a seven-year-old when you're done.
It's going to be awesome.
All right.
Close up the mail bag.
We've got your email and we let it on the air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag.
Yeah.
Fun fact Friday.
The most fun facts of the week as curated by Amy.
But first, a fun fact.
back from Jackie in Jacksonville, North Carolina.
The origin of the term Matt Hatter comes from the Civil War when they would use mercury
in the fabrics that were used.
And because the hats were worn on their heads, the mercury was able to sink in.
And people would say, you are mad as a hatter.
That's where that term comes from.
It's now used in Alice in Wonderland and all that good stuff.
Just thought I would share from your local history teacher nerd.
So Mercury, would get in your brain to turn you crazy?
Weird.
So you're a mad hatter.
You're the mad hatter.
Wow. That's pretty fun.
Well, it's interesting.
Interesting.
That's interesting.
All right, let's go.
Number five.
So Kellogg's has admitted that every color of fruit loops is the same flavor,
and that flavor is called fruit.
I'm surprised somebody's not suing.
Oh, yeah.
My Pop-Tarts, don't have real strong.
It's a Pop-Tart.
Yeah.
My subway doesn't have real tuna.
Well, ladies.
It was tuna.
Supposed to be.
Yeah.
So F-R-O-T is the flavor.
And then Fruit Loops.
But I can almost taste red when I eat red.
No, you can't.
Almost, I think about it.
I think about it.
Number four.
So Chuck E. Cheese has an official backstory.
Oh, I know this.
He was like an orphan.
It's a very sad backstory.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not fun, but go ahead.
It is fun because he was parties.
Okay, yeah.
So he was an orphaned mouse who didn't ever know his birthday.
So to make up for it, he hosts parties for children.
He still doesn't know his birthday.
Aren't all mice kind of orphaned mice?
I don't know. I haven't been in their house.
They probably don't know their birthdays.
That's a sad story.
He still doesn't know his birthday.
But also fun because he parties.
He parties.
Yeah, but people party that cover for other things.
You know that as well as I do.
Poor Chuckie.
Justice for Chuckie.
All right.
Number three.
So if you had a billion dollars and spent $1,000 every day,
it would take you about 2,740 years to spend it all.
A thousand dollars a million dollars.
I'd be spending more than a thousand every day.
That's right.
That makes me think of the We Crack.
show about
we work, he was, he went
through like 1.6 billion.
Yeah, don't spoil it.
Oh, Amy.
Okay, he spent a lot.
But don't spoil.
It's called We Crash, so obviously.
He's not even rich where I'm at.
Me either.
I didn't even know if he made it.
Right, all right.
Number two.
Speaking of money, popcorn at a movie theater
costs more per ounce
than filet mignon.
Oh, I thought you were going to say a drug.
Because ounces, right?
Yeah. Not be kilos, bones.
Yeah, I mean, you think, oh, when you go out to eat the steak, oh, per ounce is so expensive.
We're into the grocery store.
I mean, I look at the ounce cost when I'm buying like a steak or a chicken, like I try to compare.
And like, but you don't ever think about it when you're paying for popcorn.
Well, that's the only thing the movie theater makes money off of is the concessions or the video games.
They make nothing off paying for a ticket.
Nothing?
Really?
No, I mean, very, very little.
Small percentage.
That goes to the people that make the movie.
Oh, interesting.
Didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a fun fact.
Pretty fun fact.
Number one.
So the song,
Every Breath You Take by the Police,
is actually about someone so obsessed with a lost lover
that they begin stalking them.
And Sting has said that he's troubled by how many people believe that it's a love song.
Yeah, it feels a lovey to me.
I'll be watching you because I love you.
I feel like parentheses there because I love you.
Wait.
Stalker, man.
Yeah, it is.
I still like it, though.
But I think you can assign your own emotions.
That happens a lot of songs.
Every stalker right now is like, yeah.
Preach, preach, totally.
It's all okay.
Brooks and Dunn, they say that one song's a love song.
Brooks and Dunn's a love song.
It's not a love song at all, but people assign that as a love song.
That's like I'm alone.
In a bar.
In a bar.
And I spend every night under the neon moon, which is a sign.
It's a neon sign.
Yeah, it's sad.
Yeah, there you go.
That's number one.
By the way, if you want to call and give us a fun fact,
All you have to do is call our voicemail line.
877, Bobby.
We would love to hear your fun facts.
All right, that's it.
Fun fact Friday.
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Are old and what?
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
You're waving your hand at me.
I was practicing a TikTok thing.
In the middle of his second?
No.
I didn't, no.
It's a woman where her life was saved because of it.
Are you in pain right now?
No, I just want to remember it.
Case I'm ever kidnapped.
She was holding it up right in front of my face.
If I'm kidnapped, I wanted to know this.
But why right then, right when I was doing a tease?
Because I won't remember and then I'm going to get kidnapped.
But it's literally you're putting it right in front of my face.
I didn't mean to.
Sorry.
All right.
Huh.
It was just weird.
Yeah.
Because I stopped the whole thing.
Mm-hmm.
And you would think maybe you wouldn't do that right when we're...
I know.
Yeah.
All right.
Good.
Let's just put this on the podcast for something so people can see what happens here on the show sometimes.
Well, they should know the hand signal then.
But not when your partner's recording something.
That means you're telling Bobby like, hey, I need something.
Yes.
When someone waves, it's like, hey, I'm trying to tell you something.
I have to pee.
I didn't wave. I stuck my hand out.
No, you wave.
You waved.
And if I didn't know the signal, I would have thought you were being kidnapped in the middle of a T.
I know.
But people should know this.
You put your four fingers.
I mean, we've talked about on the show before, but this happened again where this woman got kidnapped
and someone was saved because she used the secret TikTok signal to alert a cashier about her kidnapping.
She put four fingers up, tucked her thumb at the palm, and then closed her fingers over her thumb.
But why do you have to hold it up high and close to me to practice it?
Can't you just do it right beside your hip?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Sorry for wanting to save my future life.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So a nonverbal California teen was discovered by rescuers when they heard him clinking rocks together.
He's 16 years old and he was out enjoying the outdoors with his family, but he got separated and was missing for hours.
A whole operation.
took place, like people were searching for him.
And then the mom said, yeah, I mean, he does like to play with rocks.
But that's what he used to get people's attention.
And they eventually found him.
So they had to get really quiet.
They had to, like, really think about it.
I mean, they had to go next level with the thinking part of finding him.
Because I think instinctually, you just put the dogs out.
You get a group of people, and you go march and yell.
Hello.
But that would have been really hard to be quiet while you're searching for the...
That's a great story.
Good for him.
Good for them.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good
On the Bobby Bones show now
Lexi Hayden
Lexi is our former intern
Are you tired of us saying that?
No, because it's a great part of my story
that I love.
Yeah, and it gives us a reason
to bring you in
I'm interested, right?
Yeah.
I think our listeners are interested
but you're also like a really good artist
and when you went on this show
we talked about it on the phone a little bit
it was called or it was pitched to you as what?
MTV music video project.
That's it.
Music video project.
Yes, and according to the other cast members, they got different names too, like the TikTok
challenge or the TikTok show.
So everyone kind of got a different name.
I think they just didn't know what to call it.
So what I hear is that you went on and you were crushing it and then out of nowhere they
kicked you off.
And Ray says it's because you're country and they didn't know what to do with you.
That's my thought.
And also the show gets very dance heavy after I leave.
So the third challenge that I left right before is based off of choreography and
dancing. So it was more of like a huge relief for me than anything when I found out I didn't
have to like be judged on my dance. Well it makes sense and they kicked her off. Yeah. No, it makes
total sense. Like I'm, um, uh, Lexi hate it. I don't even know what I would have done. So I'm
really glad that I did not have to do that. We have featured Lexion so many of the things that
we've done. She had a show, a song that was on the country top 30. It was a spotlight artist
back on April 9th. Now the name of that song was what? Pretty damn close.
Now, have you heard, I don't curse.
I never get to say the name of your song.
I know that.
The kids I nanny also don't say that word.
So what do they say?
They call it Pretty Beep Close.
Okay.
Would you mind, I know you have your guitar with us,
would you play like verse and chorus of Pretty Bleep Close?
Here she is.
Unfairly kicked off a competition show.
Here is Lexie Hayden.
That's what I want to be known by right there.
I remember that song, stealing all your shirt.
My bed was always made because I was sleeping in yours
We were pretty damn close
Every weekend we'd stay in
Unless there was a home game
Then we'd be in those bleachers
Matching jerseys with your last name
Pretty damn close
So when they ask
I just shake my head
Crazy out.
Sometimes you don't find you just get me.
Nice job.
That's awesome.
So that song, pretty bleep close as I like to call it.
Me and the kids.
So you're still hustling.
I think a lot of people don't realize just because you're getting your song played on the radio.
You're also out having to make money for rent, too.
So you just said you nanny.
Yes.
You're playing shows and you're nannying.
What's the balance there?
You have to go from like a rock star to taking care of kids?
No, yeah, it really is like that.
I nanny a few days a week, plus I do dog sitting, and then I play gigs like three to four times a week.
I'm pretty much always working.
There is no balance, actually, right now, but I'm hoping that changes soon.
What do you remember about interning here?
I remember it looked very different in here.
I remember all the interns.
We've grown up a lot.
I've grown up a lot, and I remember being star-struck by every single celebrity that walked in here, because that was so new to me.
Do you remember any celebrity that came in, and you're like, wow, that's so cool?
I think my favorite and most humble person that came in here was Eric Pazley.
He was my favorite person.
Have you been able to see him out at all?
No.
You know what?
And I remember missing the day that Sam Hunt.
No, it is like that sometimes, but no.
You saw Sam Hunt and?
No, I remember sleeping in the day Sam Hunt came into the show, and I never forgot how I missed
Sam Hunt being on here.
You slept in and missed a show?
Yeah.
We'll make a bit out of that?
I don't know.
Did you get punished?
No, no, no.
I was only.
only had to be here three days a week so you could like choose you could come in all five days
you could come in three days and I was like oh I'm so tired and then Sam Hunt showed up and I was
like Lexie what kind of ship was I running back then you can choose when you come in doesn't sound like
you wow okay are you sure you weren't working for Big D and Bubba or something no over across the
hall Lexie Hayden has a song called tequila for two is this a new song yeah it just came out
okay today it came out on Friday April
8th. Okay, last Friday.
Okay, I like how she did the whole date. I liked it.
Very nice.
April 8th.
There you go. So it's out. Now, here's
Lexi Hayden. This is a little bit of tequila
for two.
Yes. Same old song,
killing time to ask
all. Crowded
room all alone,
tracing your name in
the song. Chasing that
high that I get
was the live.
I'm off your lips every round every sip gets me drowning in you.
And this cold quibble blue drunk again at a table for one.
Drinking tequila for two.
I'm drinking tequila, tequila.
That's a good one too.
Yeah, good for you.
Did you write that one?
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
How often you write in songs?
Right now, I feel like I'm taking a little bit of a break just with the TV show and with all the shows.
but typically when I'm in like a writing season
I'll probably write two to three days a week
yeah so if you're playing
like where do you play shows now
like how do you play shows
are you doing like riders rounds
are you getting paid to play at all
I'm typically just doing paid to play stuff
at this point I'll play the listening room
a lot because they do pay and I love that
venue I play the Nashville Palace almost
every Wednesday and then I'll play at Costa Rosa
Marina Lambert's bar a lot of weekends
or Luke Bryan's just to make money and it's
great practice for
performing. Like what can you make a night?
Early getting into the weeds here.
$400.
You can do $400 a night.
Broadway.
So I am doing two shows here in town on the 17th and 18th of June and you say you make
$400 a night. What if I take you off Broadway and I give you $500 a night and you come and open
my theater shows on the 17th and 18th.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
And I'll pay you more than you normally make.
Yes.
You don't have to be at a bar.
100%.
This is better than making a pop star.
So it'll be two shows, two shows, and for each show I'll pay you $500.
Oh, that's amazing.
My credit card bill is like, okay, you can get me out.
June 17th and 18th.
We haven't announced the shows yet.
I haven't announced it, but this is kind of a semi-formal announcement.
Are you committing to me right now?
I'm committing to you right now because I get back from the beach on the 14th, so I got you.
Okay, June 17th and 18th, you will be opening my comedy shows here in Nashville.
Oh my gosh, where?
Where are we for?
Well, listen, we don't need to be an announcement.
I was just, when I was asking about how much you were making, I was not doing that because
I'm just generally like, I wonder how, I was like, let me, whatever she's making, I'm going to
pay her more.
No, that was like the high end I gave me.
Oh, well, now she tells me that.
See, that's how to negotiate right there.
That's it.
Okay.
So I'm going to count you in.
Yes, you got me.
Those dates, do, don't sleep in on those dates.
No, come on.
I was like so young then.
Also, we had to be here very early.
And also, she did have a choice.
I did have a choice.
Amy, anything for Lexi?
You want to say anything to her?
I'm just super proud of her.
I'm excited.
She does.
It's like it's, we witnessed her work so hard.
And she's out here living the Nashville dream and showing others that it is possible.
And you grind and you work hard.
So you deserve it.
Thank you.
Lexi, thank you.
And we'll see you soon.
And she's great with dogs and cats.
And here's her number to call her if you want to play.
Have you ever fed our fish?
No.
I loved that segment though because I was like, nope, I haven't fed the fish.
Hey, don't.
No, no, please feed it.
All right, there she is. Lexi Hayden, everybody.
Thank you.
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Here's a voicemail we got late last night.
I just wanted to know if anyone on the show has been watching
Be On the Edge with Lauren Elena.
and Craig Morgan.
They are doing amazing, and I think it's just awesome
the fact that they're working for charities,
just to watch their stories and their history.
So just wanted to check in and see if anybody
had been watching that show.
Thanks, guys.
I've seen a couple clips, but I haven't watched the show.
It's kind of like a celebrity survivor,
but they don't have to survive and win.
They just have to survive.
But they're not going to die.
It seems like a show you'd watch, Xbox.
I watched about 15 minutes of it.
Oh.
It's terrible.
Oh, it is.
Stop.
No.
Well, it's not a slam on them.
It's not a slam on them, guys.
It's just so corny and cheesy.
And the host guy tries to make it all dramatic.
Like, they could just write a big check from their wallet.
But no, they choose to survive.
What they did both?
They'd be like, they could write a big check.
But they're not.
They're going to.
Buddy, can you do that and survive?
He just wrote a big check.
Yeah, they were like, they want to test their bodies to the limits.
And I watched like 15 minutes.
I was like, this is garbage.
Like, oh, wow.
Like, I understand.
like great for, you know, Lauren
Elena and I just...
You forgot who else he said?
Craig Morgan.
Yeah, I saw him bail out.
Now that dude can survive, though.
Yeah, yeah, he's already...
He could kill all of them.
That's what I'm saying.
If it was a survive till the death,
then you have to kill every...
He would win.
But my wife and I are into those type of shows.
We watch 15 minutes and we're like,
this is trash and we turn out.
Wow, I mean, he's a hard...
I'm just telling you, it's not good.
All right, there you go.
I'm not really understanding.
Is it good?
No, it's awful.
It's awful.
Okay.
All right.
Here is Mike in Pennsylvania.
I have a morning corny for Amy.
Why does Mr. Potato Head carry a cell phone in case Mr. Onion rings?
And so bad.
Mr. Potato Head.
I like it.
I like that.
It's good.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
I saw an article about gift cards and it says they rarely get used in the first six months.
And after that, they might even go missing and people don't even end up using them.
I would think most gift cards when a business.
sells them, they're like, yes, we just made some free money.
Yeah, companies say every year millions and millions of dollars worth of gift cards go completely unused.
I am bad about that sometimes and not using stuff.
Gift cards that I've gotten, for example, for my birthday this year.
What about the Uber Eats one you got?
What a random example you're using there.
I haven't, I haven't.
I don't be honest with you.
I don't even know where it is right now.
I told you when I gave it to you, give me your phone, and I'll put the code in right away.
What's falling for that?
That's how people get their VINMOS.
I'm your friend.
Are you?
I'll look today, though.
I'll look to see if I can find it today.
This article also shared a tip that if you've got a gift card that you know you're not going to use,
consider selling it in an online market for gift cards.
No, you will not.
No, no, I'll do that.
You can get full value of the card and you get straight cash.
I'll sell for 20 bucks.
Okay, guys.
That's how much does that mean to you?
Speaking of money, a study shows that Bitcoin fans are psychopaths who don't care about anyone.
So around the room, are you into Bitcoin?
Sounds like a lot.
I'm not into it.
I have a little bit of it, but I'm not into it.
I don't watch it or anything.
I just kind of, I have a little app about five bucks here, five bucks there.
But yeah, no.
No, Ray would be the most into it.
No, I just use it for sports gambling, but I don't have any Bitcoin now.
So we're no psychopaths here?
No, we're good.
All clear.
We all have passed the name test for people that are rude online, though.
Like, they came out with the list of people that leave bad reviews.
Based on their name?
Yeah, apparently.
Or like their screen name.
Yeah, apparently, David, for men, they leave the most horrible reviews.
David?
And then Sarah for women.
Wow.
Yeah, those are per-you-know-what, that's just like generic dude who's upset at his generic life.
David?
Yeah.
So David and Sarah, okay.
And then Dolly Parton says that she starts her morning routine at 3 a.m.
And that's when she does some of her best work.
It doesn't matter if she got a full night sleep or she went to bed super late.
Her body knows 3 a.m.
Time to get it up.
And that's when she gets moving.
I wish I had whatever that gene is.
Because I don't think that waking up at 3 a.m. voluntarily is just a choice.
Oh, she said it's a family trait.
Yeah, I think it is a choice, but it's also something you probably physically feel pretty good about too.
If I did that, you'd hate me.
Well, what time of day do you do your best work?
Hers is 3 a.m.
I don't.
Not a lot of good work coming from here.
I mean, I work all the time, but ain't a lot of quality, you know.
My favorite time is probably like 7 p.m.
That's when I feel the freest.
So the opposite of right now.
In every way.
They should have never put us on in the morning.
Is that it, Amy?
Yep, I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Nine-year-old Ben Miller loves the dogs.
He loves dogs.
He's always loved dogs.
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the Humane Association. Well, this year he set up his stand and he sold lemonade, sold some dog treats.
He made $1,200 bucks. Wow. And he walked down the Humane Association, had it in a bag, said,
here you go, for the pups. He just gave him that money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.
For a nine-year-old. That's a lot of money. And then it's a lot, la, a lot of money for a kid.
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Let's go over to Kendra in Arkansas, who is on the phone right now.
Kendra, good morning. Welcome to the show.
Good morning. How are you guys?
We're doing pretty good. What can we do for you?
I just scared my baby because I was so excited.
I just wanted to call and tell you just how excited we are to see you at Razorback Stadium.
And I'm so glad it's not an April Fool's joke.
Next Friday night, we are getting so close to it.
Eddie and I will be opening for Garth Brooks.
Wow.
That's right.
So cool.
So it hasn't really set in yet.
It just says like, wow.
And also, does anyone care about the opening act?
Yes.
Yes.
You sure?
General.
Regardless, we're going to go out.
And also as Garth, I've had a comedy band open for him.
Right. I never.
And is the audience going to be confused?
Probably yes.
But we're going to be there.
It's going to be awesome.
I can't wait.
My favorite place on Earth?
Yeah, it's your people.
It's Arkansas.
It makes sense.
But it's 80,000 people.
So not all of them would be my people.
There'll be some people who are like, I don't know, what's happening here?
They're there to see Garth.
Those are the ones that don't care about the opening act.
Thank you, Kendra.
We are super excited.
Wait, next Saturday night.
Not next Friday night.
Okay, good.
You freaked out a little bit.
Next Saturday night.
Kendra, will you be there?
I will be there, and we are your people, and we are so excited that you represent Arkansas.
You make us proud.
We are your people.
We're excited for you, just as excited as we are for Garth, and I'm not even lying about that.
A little bit you are, but thank you.
Wow.
Hey, well, have a great weekend, Kendra, and hopefully we'll see you next weekend, okay?
Thank you so much.
All right, bye-bye.
That's super sweet, but let's be honest.
She wasn't as excited about this as Garth.
I wouldn't be.
Let's go over and do the morning corny with Amy.
The morning corny.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
I don't know what.
Outlaws are wanted.
Oh, wow.
That was the morning corny.
Disclaimer, I don't agree with that in any way.
Just funny.
Just in case.
Well, I have big news, and nobody on the show but me knows about this news,
but somebody on the show is going to learn about this news very soon.
I'm being very vague, but I have been approached by someone,
and they want to talk to one of you about having a role in a movie.
Well, I mean, lunchbox is the only one taking acting classes.
Well, hold on.
And I'm going, I swear to you, this is for real.
I had nothing to do with it.
I got a message.
It is from one of the major streaming services.
Oh, my gosh.
They are doing a movie, and they have asked about one of you in particular for a role in the movie.
And it's not some role that's all through it, but it's 12, 13 lines.
So significant.
Okay.
Like, when is shooting?
Production, production.
No, no, no, when are we shooting?
Like, I need to know, like, what my schedule.
I have to look at my calendar.
Is it animated?
It is not.
It's not a voiceover role.
It's a literal acting job.
Wow, an acting job.
Is it about Hispanics?
The movie?
I don't want to say anything else right now because at some point I've got to have the conversation with one of you.
Oh, wow.
Are you going to have it on air?
I don't know.
And this is the sensitive part of it.
I mean, do it on air.
Hold on.
Oh, you guys are all going to.
I don't know why you're so excited.
I mean, it's my dream coming true.
It's awesome.
Okay.
It can be anybody.
No, can't.
It really good.
It really can.
I'm going to say this.
It really can be anybody.
Can.
Can't.
And they can.
It can.
I don't know that they knew that Lunchbox is trying to be an actor.
I don't think that's why they hit me up.
Okay.
I was hit up by them, and then our bosses got into the mix and said,
we think this will be great.
And then they checked with me to make sure that I was okay with somebody leaving to go and shoot.
Okay, we got to go to the location.
And I was like, I said absolutely.
I want you guys to have every opportunity you can possibly have.
How many days are we gone?
Four maybe?
Okay.
Four days.
I talk to my wife.
Next to her right now.
Hey, do you mind if I'm gone for four days
why I shoot a movie?
I mean, this could be his big break.
Somebody's going to get a big break.
And this is not a joke.
I swear to you,
this is absolute truth.
And unless their scenes get cut from the movie,
which happens,
I've had scenes get cut from movies
that I was in, not fully,
but parts of what I've done,
they're going to be in a movie
on a major streamer.
Oh, man.
So, it literally could be,
I'm going to eliminate one person right now.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
It's not Scoobie.
Do you know who it is, Scuba?
Yes, I do.
Okay, so Scoba knows now, too.
They went through the process of making sure this person could leave.
Well, and that hurts, too, because Scuba wants to be an actor, too.
Like, so bad.
No, not really.
Not anymore.
I'm more behind the scenes kind of guy.
He gave up on that guy.
My wife responded, what?
She already responded?
Yeah.
So, everyone should be excited.
Because I could be.
I could be talking to you and you may not even know yet.
And I've asked for them not to hit you up just yet.
How long until we find out?
Like, this has got to, I mean, I need to make plans.
I got to figure out arrangements.
Mike D, come here for a second.
I need, just leave the music up.
I need to ask Mike D a question.
Oh, my gosh.
Because this is serious.
For our listeners out there, somebody on the show is going to move it.
I'm going to turn my mic off, so just keep the music up.
I mean, I always want to be an actor.
Don't jump on my coattails now.
Okay. I'm going to eliminate Mike D.
That's what you guys are talking about?
No, I need to ask him a question.
What did you ask him?
Don't work.
I'm not telling you that.
Mike, what do you ask you?
So who's left?
Guys, Morgan, Morgan's an actress.
No, yeah.
I think it's angry.
But they're looking for a specific type of person for this role.
It doesn't, acting chops don't matter.
Mexican dad, I'm telling you.
Mexican dad, I knew it.
They think that you guys are all performers and acting chops don't matter.
Oh, this is great.
So.
Oh, I can't wait.
I got to tell my acting class.
Hey, one of the last.
lines. Can you say what the lines are?
Are they like,
Micho, don't do that.
Mio, don't do that. No, you can't be Hispanic.
I can. No, no, no, no. So here's
what we'll do. Next week, I will eliminate one person a day.
Oh my gosh. It's too long.
So, and then on...
So if we eliminate one on Monday, there's four left, two,
walked up together. Two on Tuesday. There's three left.
But then when is the thing?
Yeah, it's a couple months away.
So we'll find out next Friday.
if that's what your math tells you.
I don't know. I can't do it. I'm too busy
freaking out that I'm going to be in a movie. But I swear
to you, this is not a joke, this is not a bit.
It's a bit, but it's not built for a bit.
Somebody on this show is going to be offered
an acting job. Oh my gosh. Oh, my God.
It's amazing. And I think the pay
is like a thousand bucks a day.
That's $4,000. So it's like minimal. It's like
SAG minimum.
But SAG, we're not sad.
Oh, yeah. We need to get SAG quick.
I already applied.
Okay. It's like a union thing.
Are you SAG?
Yeah. Oh, Bobby has been sad.
Is it you?
No, no, no.
I don't want to act.
I don't want to act.
You don't want to act?
I've done some acting.
It's not for me.
Oh, it sounds like so much fun.
I'm pretty good at it, but I don't like it.
I feel nervous doing it.
Why to do a scene?
And I did a bunch on that show in Nashville.
Yeah.
And I went back the final time and I had real acting to do, not just being myself.
I was like, and I was opposite those other people that are trained actors.
And I was so nervous.
And they were like, what do you feel?
And I was like, oh, like live.
And they'd be like, cut.
All right.
Bobby, do this again.
And I'm like, oh, I let everybody down.
Oh, no.
I just felt like such a turd.
Okay.
Thanks, dude.
Sounds like it's going to be fun.
I'm telling you if it wasn't for me.
Monday, we'll eliminate the first person.
Oh, okay?
That's the deal.
Thank you.
Like, I can't even.
One question.
Go, you can ask one question.
Lunchbox, you get one question.
Oh, me.
Yeah.
So, I can't, I don't even know.
How did they reach up?
It was literally an email.
Like an email and you didn't think it was Spanish.
I'm a producer, director?
I did.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I'll read you a bit of it.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Just to prove that this is in no way a joke.
And I, I was so excited.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
There is a movie project.
Yes.
I can't say that's specific.
This person would need to go to Los Angeles for travel, shooting days.
It would start at 8 a.m. L.A. time on the day.
The person, if we had to, could still do a little bit of the morning show, but they can't do a lot.
They can't work.
And that's why they came to me.
Oh, my gosh.
They talk about the lines.
May.
It's in May.
Oh, that's a, project is being produced by ES, I'm going to say all that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What did you say right there?
ESPN?
No, it's not ESPN.
Spanish?
No, no, no, no.
Spanish.
And then it's on a major.
streaming service
and there is a major actress
in it. They lost the major actress.
Julia Roberts. So that means that we don't need a woman
and we already have an actress. It's Julia Roberts
dude. Okay. Let's
go. Jennifer Lawrence, dude.
Gwyneth Paltrow?
Before we move ahead to finalize it, I want to make sure that
you are aware and good with it talking to me.
Dude, May, I need to know
the line. I mean, I've got to start practicing.
They think it's a fun, positive thing.
Positive, that's me.
Let me know if you want to hop on a call.
That's what they said. And I said, I didn't even need to hop on a call.
I said absolutely a 100%.
No call. No call. Let's go.
I don't want to hold any back for an opportunity.
Oh my gosh.
Okay. That's where we are.
Oh my gosh. This is amazing.
I know.
Amy, you haven't said anything.
Because I'm nervous.
Because you think it's you.
No, I don't.
I think everybody thinks it's them.
I think even Ray thinks it's him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It looks like I'm moving to Hollywood quicker than I thought, guys.
I said five years.
Okay.
It looks like it's happening.
We're good.
We're going to play the song.
The ball is rolling.
But that's on Monday.
We'll eliminate somebody, okay?
Oh, I'm going to be heard if it's not me.
It's Chris Stapleton's birthday today.
He is 44 years old.
His beard, I guess, keeps him ageless to me.
Yeah.
Because I don't know how old I thought he was.
I don't really even know what he looks like under that beard.
It is a big beard, yeah.
Chris Stapleton, love him as a person.
I'm lucky enough to know him a little bit.
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Tell me something good.
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Because, again, he was the one that woke up and saw the smoke
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So, you know, he's getting awards and people are saying,
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But I guess I wonder, Amy, if there was a fire at your house,
your daughter's a little older.
About to be 15.
Yeah.
Do they know what to do?
Yes. I mean, well, we've dealt with tornado-type situations where we've had to all gather together and hunker down.
I do worry about her, though, because even in that, she's like, what are we doing? This is stupid. I'm going back to sleep.
And I'm like, no, this is an emergency situation. So with her, I worry that she'll be like, eh, they'll figure it out. I'm going back to sleep.
So, I mean, my son more so would be like, we need to get out of the house right now. Where do we go? I need a bunker. He wants a bunker for everything.
Yeah, me too. Oh, yeah, me too.
Y'all are the same. I'm learning more and more. Y'all are very similar.
I want a bunker. I need a safe room in my house.
Yeah.
Eddie, do your kids know what to do?
Look, I say this all out of love.
I would say out of the four kids, one would probably do the right thing.
He knows exactly what to do. The other three, they're just lucky they have him around.
Would anyone's kids just sleep through? I would sleep through it as an adult.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, my daughter.
I mean, three of my kids would.
But would you guys sleep through it.
Probably.
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Here's a voicemail from Jesus in Austin, Texas.
So I tuned into building routes.
I was blown away to find out that Amy's sister was married to a guy named Ben.
Because I've been a long-time listener, I know that Amy's husband, Ben, used to want to
want to date her sister, but her sister did not want to date him.
Yet she ends up marrying a guy named Ben.
The Ben that she turned down ends up with Amy.
What in the world?
This guy went full beautiful mind.
Yeah, he's the meme where it's putting all the things.
Yeah.
Yeah, and Ben and Ben have been best friends since they were kids.
Your Ben.
You're both married to a guy named Ben first of all.
They're crazy.
Second of all, your Ben.
Okay.
Here's what happened.
When they were 13 years old, my sister was new to the youth group,
and Ben and Ben flipped a coin of who was going to get to try to get her to be their girlfriend.
My Ben won the coin toss.
Well, he had two weeks to make it happen.
She had no idea he was like trying to even flirt with her.
So that did not happen.
Two weeks was up.
The other Ben swooped in, and now they're married four kids.
He swooped at 13 and is still swooping?
Wow.
Yeah, they broke up during college, but then they got back together after college.
So went out some of junior high, some of high school.
broke up, got married.
But Ben and Ben, crazy.
Both married to Ben.
That being said, they have a show.
Your sister and her husband on HGTV,
it's on Sunday night.
It just started.
She never wanted to be a TV show.
Not at all.
Personality and Lunchbox is so jealous of her.
And then Lunchbox came on
and kind of ripped apart the show.
But you have a formal response to Lunchbox.
She sent it to me.
It's written.
I'll just read exactly what she sent.
Here we go.
Here is Christy Doger, Amy's sister's response.
Yeah.
So we would like to publicly
thank Lunchbox for taking the time out of his busy schedule to first watch the show
and then give his professional, candid opinion regarding our strengths and weaknesses as
newcomers.
Though his favorite shows tend to fall in a different category and include birth stories of pregnant
teenagers, we are making note of his every word and hope to improve our score of C-plus
to at least a solid B-minus over the course of the season.
Talented, debatable, but we tried our best.
Fake for TV-only design office? Nope. We really design out of a barn.
Stiff on camera, totally agree, huge amateurs and never know where to look, how to stand,
or what to do with our hands. Not that funny? Again, agree.
Appreciate the Pointer's Lunchbox. Keep them coming. Kristian Bend Docher.
See? Perfect. They agree with me. That means my review was spot on. They agree with my review.
Everybody told me, oh, you're so rude. They even agree with my review.
Well, then we're all happy. There you go. How'd you feel about you liking teen girls having babies?
Oh, that's cool. I do. I like it.
I mean, it's a good show. I mean, I can't argue with that. I watch that and love it.
So tell me this. If building roots were to have an episode with a pregnant teen girl in one of the houses that they're renovating, you'd be in?
I'd be in.
Okay.
Weird.
That's very strange.
Time for easy trivia.
Ready, everybody.
Ready.
Don't miss it. These are all easy questions.
Amy, what's the name of the annoying neighbor?
in family matters.
Oh, Steve Urkel.
Correct.
Lunchbox, yabadabadoo,
is a catchphrase from what cartoon?
The Flintstones.
Correct.
Eddie, what decade did Friends premiere on NBC?
The 19s.
That's correct.
Hannah Montana was on what cable network, Morgan?
Disney Channel.
That is correct.
This is easy trivia.
Eddie's wearing the tiara because he is the champion.
Four times, I think.
I think three.
But Amy, if you win, you're the first ever non-Eddie champion.
Yes.
Eddie has four wins.
I'm the Tom Brady of easy trivia.
You're the Tom Brady.
If nothing, nothing.
Nothing.
Of easy trivia.
But if Amy wins, she's the new champ.
Here we go.
Don't miss it.
You miss it.
Now you're out.
What president ended slavery?
Abraham Lincoln.
Correct.
What explorer is given credit for discovering North America in 1492?
Christopher Columbus.
Correct.
Oh.
Eddie, how many stripes are there on the flag?
There are 13 stripes.
Correct.
Morgan, what date do we celebrate Independence Day?
July 4th.
Correct.
Nice job, everybody.
We're going on.
We'll go to round three.
How many points is a goal worth in soccer?
Amy?
One.
Correct.
Lunchbox.
What is a perfect score in the game of bowling?
I will get there one day.
300.
Eddie, what league awards the Lombardi Trophy every year?
That's the NFL.
Correct.
Oh.
And your final sports question, Morgan, over to you.
What sport, easy trivia, is Michael Phelps known for?
Swimming.
Correct.
All right.
Man, that Lombardi, I was a NASCAR.
Sounds like a car.
Okay, guys, this is all geography.
The next round.
Love it.
Oh.
Still easy trivia.
you? Awesome.
Amy, what's the largest city in California?
I guess. I'm guessing
Los Angeles. Is that your answer?
Yes. That is correct.
Now remember, if you miss it, you're going to hear a sound effect that you don't want to hear.
You've been boned.
Don't get boned.
You've got to do that before my question?
Lunchbox, what's the largest continent?
And there's only two that are big, right?
What are they in your mind?
Asia and Europe.
Goodness, give me Asia.
Correct.
What's the largest state in America by area size?
Talk it out if you need to.
Texas, everything's big in Texas.
California, I say, is really large by size.
The largest state in America by area.
And Alaska's pretty big.
But we always forget about it.
Alaska because so far, it's not one of the main
48 states in
Central America.
I don't forget about Alaska. For all our Alaska, listeners,
I just want to shout out to you and say, you are valuable as well.
Yeah, I don't forget about them.
Well, I didn't forget about them either. I just mentioned them.
My husband used to live in Alaska. It's a great place.
Damn, it's either California or
Texas.
Man, I used to live in Texas, and it would take
forever to get from one side to the other.
That's just the shape.
You know what? I think I've got, I mean, something's telling me
Alaska. And I think now that you're
saying, hey, let's not forget about Alaska,
definitely don't forget about Alaska because they are
the largest state
in area landmass.
Give me Alaska. Do you
not agree with lunchbox? No, he's right, but Amy,
you shouldn't have said that's because of the shape.
You're trying to...
And why it's confusing is
because on the map it's put up in its own square.
Yes. It looks so small. You can't
compare it. That's a great point.
It is Alaska. Let's go.
Let's go. I think you gave it to.
I think so.
Honestly, Amy, I didn't even hear you talking.
Oh, you didn't?
No, I get in the zone.
Oh, stop it.
Morgan, what's the absolute smallest state in the United States by area?
Oh, man.
It is one of those up in the northeast.
There's Delaware.
There's Rhode Island.
Those are both really small.
I mean, like, so small.
Rhode Island's a little bit bigger.
I think it's Delaware.
Is there another one up there?
There's Vermont, but Vermont's pretty big.
Small estate in America by area.
I don't know.
Rhode Island.
Correct.
Yes.
I thought she was going to miss it because she went to.
She was yelling Delaware.
Okay.
Well, you're all still in.
The next category, numerals.
Numbers?
No, no, no.
It gets a little harder.
Like, Roman numerals?
Amy.
A prime number.
Oh.
Is divisible by a number.
itself and what other number?
This is crazy.
What?
What? It's divisible
by itself?
It's either like zero
or one, I think.
Well, but I mean zero makes everything
zero. So
divisible
by one.
I don't even
I hate math.
A prime number is what?
It's divisible by itself and what other
number? One.
Correct.
Unbelievable.
Like five would be a prime number because you can divide it five divided by five.
Or you can five divided by one.
Other than that, you can't.
I still don't understand what you're saying.
Holding my breath on that one.
Lunchbox.
In math.
Yeah.
Been there.
A negative times a negative equals a positive.
Is that your answer?
It's an answer.
I didn't finish the question.
Wow.
I didn't finish the question.
Oh!
Oh, this is crazy.
I did.
Yeah.
And I didn't finish the question.
and you jumped in and you answered.
Look at his eyes.
That's fine.
A negative times a negative is a positive.
That's the only answer it can be.
What if I said a negative times a negative times a positive?
Well, then that gets way too complicated
and that's not easy trivia.
A negative times a negative
is a positive. That's correct.
Just be careful. Don't jump on our questions.
Wow, wow, wow.
I didn't want to overthink it.
Eddie, I'm out.
How many sides does a quadrilateral have?
What?
A quadrilateral.
Oh, you guys think of it.
so funny. I don't know what that is.
I mean a quadrilateral. How many sides is a quadrilateral have?
What is a quadrilateral?
Is that a shape?
How many sides is a quadrilateral?
You can't ask questions about the questions.
How many... Don't get angry that you can't ask questions.
I'm not mad. I'm not mad. How many sides is a quadrilateral?
I don't know what a quadrilateral is.
Quadrilateral, maybe it's 14. Quadrilateral.
I mean, I'm gonna go with...
14 because quad is four and I don't I know it's not a square 14 it's it's four dummy
quad the answer was there what is lateral 10 in 10 plus 4 that's what I was thinking oh my
goodness what is a quadrilateral it's got four sides it's shape with four sides so it's a
square a square I've been tricked I've been tricked this is so dumb
Oh, I'm thinking about it before quickly answering,
but I do believe it's 360 because that's all the way around.
360.
Correct.
Eddie, I looked up the exact definition for you because you're a little...
You've already called me dumb, but go ahead.
It's a shape that has four straight sides.
So a square.
But I told you that's also a...
Not all squares.
All squares are quadrilaterals, but all quadrilaterals aren't squares.
I've never heard of the term quadrilateral.
But the word quad is in it.
14?
You so disappointed?
You're out, though, this game.
I'm done.
All right, three people remain.
If Amy wins, she's the champion.
Lunchbox.
Morgan number two, let's go.
Hey, Lunchbox is creeping up in the standings, too.
Well, I just need to win this one, then I'll be really creeping.
Amy.
Yes.
Stratus, Cuminous, and Nimbus are what?
Clouds.
Correct.
Oh, man.
Lunchbox, what number president is Joe Biden?
Why are you kissing the mic?
Yeah.
40.
Need an answer?
45.
You've been booed.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, Amy.
Hold on.
46.
Yeah, because Trump's 45.
Okay, he called.
I was thinking he was going to say he's going to be the 45th when he reruns.
Oh, my God.
Come on, Morgan.
I know.
Morgan, it's all on you.
Dang it!
Morgan, it's on you.
Dang it.
Hopefully.
I'm so mad at myself.
What do you call animals that are active at night, but sleep during the day?
Nocturnal.
Yeah.
Like a bat.
Yes.
Nice job and quick.
What a girl.
Wow.
Amy.
Yes.
We hold these truths to be self-evident is the opening line to which historic document.
Let's go.
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
What?
We hold these truths to be self-evident as the opening line to which historic American document.
We the people is that the preamble, the bill writes, the declaration.
of independence.
I need an answer.
You're saying a lot of things.
I know.
It's a toss-up for me right now.
So,
a declaration of independence.
Correct.
What?
Yes.
I'm talking about.
Morgan, we the people
are the first three words
in which historic American document.
We the people.
If you miss this, Amy's the champion.
She takes the T.R. live on the air.
And Eddie's giving me eyes right now.
I didn't look at you.
We the people are the first three words
of which American historic document.
We, the people.
The Constitution.
Correct.
Yes!
Let's go!
Wow.
Amy.
Oh, Morgan, you got this.
How many weeks is a fortnight?
It's two weeks, bones.
Correct.
Don't laugh at me, Eddie.
How did you know that?
Because I know these things.
Morgan, letters that aren't vowels are called what?
Constitants.
Did I say that right?
Yeah.
You can say that, right?
Constance?
Constance.
I don't know how else to say.
Come on, guys.
Don't be picky.
I'm looking at Mike here.
She knows it.
She just said it wrong.
If we penalized sayings, we'd never.
I mean, we'd never get anything right.
Consonance.
Consonance.
I mean, listen.
This guy is on edge over here.
He is on edge.
I mean.
Do we need Morgan.
What's the capital of Canada?
Ottawa? Correct.
Oh, Earth?
I didn't know that was the capital. That's amazing.
Is that the only city you knew?
Morgan, what's the only state that starts with the letter?
Guys, what's the only state that starts with the letter L?
Louisiana.
Correct.
Good job, Morgan.
Morgan, Amy, in 1969, who became the first man to step on the moon?
Neil Armstrong.
Correct.
Morgan, who directed the movie that was before you were born?
Oh, boy.
Jaws.
I don't know.
Oh, I wasn't alive.
Oh, man.
Who directed the movie, Jaws?
What's his name?
I'm looking for a name that I don't even know.
Steven Spielberg.
Correct.
What is going on?
Come on.
Let's go.
Wow.
Okay, Amy, not counting jokers.
How many cards are there in a standard deck of playing cards?
Not counting jokers.
Okay.
Come on.
Time? Answer. Answer.
24. Incorrect.
Come on, Morgan. I don't know. Morgan.
You got this. Your final question. It's your worst category.
It's your worst category. Oh, yeah. Not yet. Not yet.
Morgan, you are so smart. Well, bon her for now. Yeah, boner now. She can be on gone.
You've been bowed.
What is it?
52.
Morgan. I need to play more cards. What's your hardest category, you think?
Geography. It's geography.
Lovely. This is great for me.
You're so smart.
Whoa!
The Andes Mountains.
Okay?
Yeah.
You have any idea where they are?
I say that.
Okay.
What continent are the Andy's Mountains on?
Oh man.
Okay.
The Andy's Mountain.
I don't believe they're in North America.
And I don't think they're in Australia.
And I don't think...
No!
Answer, please?
Europe.
Incorrect.
South America!
Let's go!
Yes!
Dang, that was close.
I knew when I saw that, because I don't
pick the order of the questions, I knew when I saw that come up,
I was going to be a tough one for.
Amy, which fish is known for not having
any brain or heart?
Jellyfish.
Correct.
Wow.
Come on, Morgan.
Morgan, what part of the body
would a podiatrist
work on?
Your feet.
Correct.
What in the world?
Let's go!
Let's go, Morgan.
Oh, your turn of geography, Amy.
No!
What continent contains the most countries?
At least with these you have a chance, because only seven continents.
Right. And you can mark off Antarctica, right?
Right.
So what continent contains the most countries?
Okay, it's either Europe or Africa, I think.
Gosh, Africa has a lot.
It's a lot too, Africa.
Correct.
This is bananas.
Oh my gosh.
This is bananas.
It leads to the next question.
What's the largest primate in the world?
primate
The silverback gorilla
Gorillas
Is that your answer?
Yes
That's correct
What?
What?
What?
I don't even know what a primate is
This is
Nice
But lunchbox
But lunchbox
But lunchbox
But lunchbox
But you feel like bananas
There's a hint
No, no chance
Did you know what a primate was?
Yes, I knew they were in the monkey category
A primate
Of course
Not of course
Lunchbox
That's lunchbox
But I said it
Before the question was even asked
All right here we go
Amy
If an animal is close to
extinction, it's also known as what kind of species?
Endangered.
Correct.
I can't go to the bathroom.
We need an intermission.
This is crazy, dude.
Morgan.
Yeah.
How many years are there in a bicentennial?
A bicentennial.
In a bicentennial.
A thousand.
Incorrect.
So.
All right.
In a bicentennial.
there are? 50. 200.
Oh! Centennial's 100 and a bicentennial is 200.
I thought it was half.
And now, our new champion, put it on her head.
I'm coming.
Wow.
Good run, Morgan. Good run.
Wow.
He's putting it on her head now.
She's now wearing the tiara.
The first ever non-Eddy champion.
What do you want to say, me?
I mean, that was pretty intense.
I'm super proud of Morgan and lunchbox.
and, well, myself.
There you go.
There she is, our champion.
Nice job.
Our winner.
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The latest from Nashville and Hollywood
Morgan number two's 30 Second Skinny.
Morgan Wallen released a new song called
Don't Thank Jesus.
Nico Moon shared a new song.
It's called Easy Tonight.
I just want to raise one of.
It's going to ease.
And Ingrid Andrus released a new song
called Good Person.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
This story comes us from Dallas, Texas.
Two roommates were sitting in the living room when they started discussing,
oh, there's a mosquito.
Watch out.
And he's like, no, that's not what a mosquito looks like.
A mosquito.
And they get in an argument over what a mosquito looks like.
Yeah.
So the 43-year-old man gets mad because he doesn't agree with the other guy's opinion,
pulls out a stick and starts beating him over the head.
And he had to get a couple stitches.
So.
But was it a mosquito?
Did they get a picture?
because I definitively need to know.
No.
They didn't say if it was a mosquito or a gnat or a fly,
but they said that the one guy was upset with his opinion about a mosquito,
got a stick, hit the roommate over the head.
Did you guys say the guy that had the stick was a cane?
There was a sword inside the cane at the airport.
But he didn't know it.
He says he didn't know it.
I don't know.
I think he was trying to get on the plane with a sword.
Well, yeah.
It was a cane, but you could pull the thing out and it was a sword.
Wow.
And he was like, I had no idea this was in there.
I mean, which maybe.
if it was a gift?
15% chance he didn't know.
So 85 he did, but I was reading the story and watching stuff,
there's a slight chance he didn't know.
Yeah, I thought, well, if you bought it at like a secondhand store or something.
Because once one of my buddies had a switchblade and he hit the button in it was a comb.
I had no idea there was a comb in there.
Those were awesome.
See?
Same thing.
All right, lunchbox.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
On my interview show called The Bobbycast, I sat with Cheryl Crowe for an hour.
hour and it was awesome. It was really
one of the most fun, like
personally super cool ones I've ever done.
I just love her. I was a massive fan of her music.
Her first album, Tuesday Night Music Club,
kind of shaped a big part of my childhood
when I was 13 years old, 14 years old.
You know, and she has, oh, you strong enough to be my man.
And she has all I want to do is have some fun.
Oh, and she talked about what song she hates playing,
hated playing. It's just amazing.
And so she was a school teacher.
And she's like, I never.
really thought I'd become a rock star. Here's that clip. I don't know if I knew I would make it.
Like, I've talked to, like, Gwyneth Paltrow and I used to be very good friends. And even Stevie,
I'm like, it's interesting. Did you always know you were going to be famous? Absolutely.
Always knew it. Both of them. They always just knew they were going to be famous. I never in a
million years, I would have been in the yearbook, like, least likely to become a rock star. Super nice
person, like, work really hard. Things will happen. And that was kind of what I thought.
She was a school teacher, elementary school.
Wow.
It's like, well, broke up with her boyfriend who they played in a band together.
I was like, I guess I got to go now.
And there she went.
Never been to L.A.
And she went to L.A.
And just a crazy bunch of stories.
And the fact that she was in Michael Jackson's A group, like the close circle, because she was his background singer.
She talks about how she got the job.
She talks about how she was like, I saw some stuff that, I mean, it's all there.
It's all on the podcast.
Check it out.
Cheryl Crowe on this week's Bobbycast, Search.
for it wherever you listen to your podcast. Love it. All right, that's it for today. We will see you
Monday. Bye, everybody.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
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Yeah.
And it has protein?
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No sugar?
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