The Bobby Bones Show - Fri Post Show (07-01-22)
Episode Date: July 1, 2022Bobby has an issue with his iPhone that’s frustrating him right now and the building we are working in right now. A listener leaves a voicemail about Abby going on vacation by herself for 5 days. We... also get an update about her performing with the band. We get into some assorted news stories. We talk about actors retiring. Bobby talks about going to see Ben Rector and how he got backstage without a pass.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show.
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
I know my phone kind of sucks because it's like two generations old,
and I feel like getting worse and worse.
It's just stupid.
I know what Apple's doing to me.
I know it's getting worse because they want to get the new one.
I got a new number.
I got a new phone.
I use it some.
It's been small, and I can't see.
My vision's bad.
I don't know what to do because already paid for that phone.
I didn't know I could send it back.
But now I'm over the 30 days of keeping it.
these are my problems right now
I don't feel like you've got enough sympathy here
this phone sucks
I won't stay on the internet
and I know it's Apple doing it to me
and it's so irritating
so but I need big
I need big for my vision
and it's not huge
my text don't come through
like sometimes you see grandpa doing it
but it's an older uncle
instead of a grandpa
someone in their 50s
but I have always had bad vision
so I was like that when I was nine
but so I was trying to connect to the internet here
which maybe the internet here sucks
but it also bought
Mom's out of my house, too.
But this place, this building, weird right now.
Very.
We're the only ones here.
Our shows, we have the floor, the bottom floor.
The rest of the building, the company's moved to another building.
We don't have anywhere to park.
We were parking across the street.
Almost got hit by a car yesterday.
Almost died.
It's part of the job.
Now it is.
Crossing the street?
Yeah, it's like Cuber.
Frogger.
Whatever.
Yeah, frogger.
Now just jumping stuff.
Just dodging stuff.
Now we're allowed to park somewhere, but I feel like it's shady.
Well, now we're not.
parking in like two layers below in the garage.
And just to get through, there was
some guy that was guarding
the bridge and he was like,
Billy goat gruff.
Yeah, so I had to say that to get through.
Dang.
And so there's a whole situation. I don't even know.
And I bought some crack while I was down there.
Oh, you didn't mean to.
Well, I needed to just to get, that's what you have to do.
Price of admission.
So I don't know what to do now.
That's why he didn't let me in.
Yeah, well, I got a bag of crack here if I need it.
It's so weird.
It's weird to come to work right now.
And I think we get to go back to the garage soon,
but they're like rebuilt.
You know what they're putting in this place, by the way?
No.
Like a sports agency.
Really?
It's like looking swanky.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So while we're here,
because we're going to be here for a little bit.
Yeah.
They're going to be athletes running around all this.
Yeah, so I'm going to start doing sprints in front of the building.
I'm going to start doing stretches and sprints.
I'm just trying to get noticed.
They're like, that guy's good.
Come train.
Soar losers.
Y'all should book some podcasts.
That's what I'm saying.
We're just going to go, hey.
Sit out front.
Anybody that comes to it with a microphone?
What's up?
Well, that's cool.
So it's been difficult for us-ish
because we never know where to park.
Yeah.
We get here.
We almost get robbed.
You've got to walk through streets.
I heard, well...
Well, lunchbox rides his bike rides as bike.
I was going to say there's plenty of parking in the stairwell where I put my bike.
You heard what?
Well, it's the latest.
I don't know.
Skibbis was talking about it, I guess.
So it's not like I heard something people don't know.
We're not moving for a very long time.
No, he said longer.
Next November is when we'll be out of here.
He said a year and a half.
From May.
Great.
Keep us here.
Yeah.
I don't want to leave as long as we can park in normal spots.
I don't want to be around salespeople.
Yeah, we have a good studio.
This is great.
They're going to put us somewhere and they have to rebuild all this crap and it's not going to work for three months.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't want to move.
Okay.
I just want to not walk through the crack den every day.
But it's going to get more convenient here.
I mean, because I guess the construction will end and eventually.
I would assume it'll feel like normal.
Because right now it does not feel good.
Yeah.
Because we're trying to record stuff and it's like,
Oh yeah, there's construction happening next to the wall.
Yeah.
And I'll be on talking and I'll hear.
I'm like, hey, scuba, do you hear that?
And he's like, yeah, I'll go shut him down.
And I hear him reach the head out the door and be like, Tim, go shut him down.
So he really doesn't.
He just tells someone to do it.
But he's the hero.
Yeah, and he's like, I took care of it, guys.
But then it stops.
Yeah.
You had to go beg someone to stop the other day, huh?
Yeah, because they wouldn't stop.
And there's just the lack of communication between them and us is what's the biggest problem.
Not their fault, too, right?
Oh, they're kind of work.
Yeah, someone's hired them and said, hey, please, Jackhammer.
Yeah, I get it.
And they're paid a jackhammer, so what do they do?
They're freaking Jackhammer.
But how awesome that someone comes to you and says, hey, you don't have to do your job for a couple of hours.
Just chill.
And you're like, okay.
Let's go.
But I don't think we had authority to really do that.
No, I don't know.
That's so weird.
They took a lunch the other day when we asked.
Yeah, like a two hour lunch?
Well, we do this today, not so much.
But we do this sometimes around 11.30 or so.
We've been off the air for an hour and a half.
It's close to lunch anyway.
Yeah, this was at like noon.
team Facebook pages and someone's like why is scuba steve running the board well ray had to leave
early today like well if scuba steve run on the board they're not live and i was like yeah
we're alive that's why he's around that's even more reason we're alive because why would be running
the board otherwise ray would yeah yeah finger quotes running the board so yeah yeah so that that happened
uh let's see what do we do here joe galani he is going into the country music hall of fame which is
massive to get into and even harder to get into if you're not a big time performer last year
and Dunn got in. This year, Keith Whitley, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Joe Galani, and I had on my podcast.
And so this is him talking about back in 1981. He signed Alabama. He went, saw them, and signed
Al-Afreak in Bama. Here's a clip. There was nobody else pursuing them. They were on a small
independent label called MDJ. And so it really was just a direct negotiation between us. And in terms of
vision, I think at that time, we didn't know what the word vision meant. It was just, we like you,
we think you got the potential and the songs.
I mean, and they only got better as performers.
One of the first things that we did was we did a tour of rock and roll clubs and we flew
in a bunch of radio people and industry people.
And even then, people were just going.
We've just seen the country beetle.
It's 1981, right?
And so his story's awesome, especially considering all the massive acts he signed before
they were any act at all, including Kenny Chesney.
So I hope you listen to the Bobbycast today with Joe Galani.
Really good.
It's really an honor that he came over to the house and,
We got to do it.
I want to play a voicemail here from Mary in Oklahoma.
Scooby, that'll be a voicemail number two if you see that.
Yeah, here it is.
I should set up.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
No, I'm sorry about that.
All right, here we go.
All right, guys.
Hi, I'm calling about Abby going on vacation by herself, getting ready to go to Australia by myself.
So I say more power to you, Abby.
Do it.
Go.
Have fun.
Take safety precautions.
Be vigilant.
But do it, girl.
I agreed.
I just thought it was too long.
And I thought that Eddie and Scuba peer pressured her.
And Abby, are you still going?
Oh, yeah, I'm still going.
And you're going to go for how many days?
Five days.
Isn't that bad.
No, but break down the trip, though, what she's doing.
Is it in the country?
Yes.
So she's going to Miami.
For what?
You can experience that for one night.
Okay, one night.
One night.
One night.
And then drive from Miami to Key West, which is like a four-hour drive.
And that in itself, it's a full day.
Because you can spend the whole day driving.
and stopping, checking things out.
So that's two days.
Then you're in Key West for two days.
And you drive back to that fifth day.
There's no peer pressure, bro.
You're not flying at all, Abby?
I mean, to Miami.
Yeah, I'm playing to Miami and then driving all over.
But it's kind of...
I think it's awesome.
I've done a few solo vacations.
So I do recommend it, especially because you want to go somewhere
and you're just like, I'm ready to go with.
But three days for me, I was like,
I've been vacationing enough of myself.
You know?
I think it's going to be awesome.
I can't wait for you to come back.
Yeah.
Did you book any gigs down there?
Hey, you never know.
I may have some stuff in the works.
Anything with the band?
Nope.
Ghosted her.
He did not ghost me, but I mean, we're going out of town.
They are too for the holidays.
So after that.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Here is Kayla from Clearwater, Florida.
This is voicemail number three.
Scoo Steve.
My mom has a joke.
She wants you guys to hear,
but she cannot for the life of her sit correctly.
so she's making me call it in.
What do you get when you combine an elephant with a rhino?
Elefino.
Thanks, thank you.
That's pretty good.
Here's Taylor in Murphysboro, Tennessee.
Hey, Bobby, I don't think you'll get this message,
but I'm blind and I'm 14, and I'd just love to meet you.
I know you get a 10 of these a day, but that's why I don't think you'll get it.
I got it, buddy.
I'll get it.
I played it. I would love to meet you, too, buddy.
so I'll come over today, just send me your address.
Really?
I don't know where he lives.
That'd be funny.
Maybe just showed up.
Like, what off?
Bob?
I appreciate that car.
I appreciate you being so nice and kind.
A poll asks people if they believe they'll become financially independent at some point,
and only 55% said yes.
Like, straight up.
What does that mean financial independent?
Here's the story.
This is from financial educators council.org.
To coincide with Independence Day,
the National Financial Educators Council conducted a survey to discover where the Americans thought
that financial independence is completely.
It was all to assess individuals.
Attitudes and emotions around money management
and how confident they feel about making
personal finance decisions.
They were asked if they agree or disagree with this statement.
I will become financially independent
at some point in my life.
It is vague, but financially independent,
meaning you don't rely on anybody.
You don't rely on your parents.
You just can take care of it yourself.
Eddie?
It's me right now.
Nice.
Yeah, dude.
You got out of some crazy debt.
A crazy debt.
And my parents paid for my phone bill probably until about, I don't know, six years ago.
And I had my dad's car that I paid off about three years ago.
So I think that was probably the last thing that I had that would belong to my dad.
As of three years ago, though.
I am financially independent.
Amy?
When did I become financially independent?
26.
Age 26.
Age 26.
Lunchbox?
Yeah, I'm independent.
I mean, I don't know.
to win. Nothing from your parents at all?
No, no, no, no. Her parents?
No, they may help her, but
that's her. That's her
finances. That's not mine. But if she's
at home, yeah, I agree, right? Yeah, no, no, no. You're getting help. The family's
getting help. You're getting help. No, no, I'm not getting help. Because you would have to
help her if she didn't get help from her family.
I don't understand what you say. It doesn't matter. You get it. So she's
not financially independent, maybe, but I am. A rap around Florida named Spotem
Gotem was arrested last weekend in Miami.
after leading authorities on a jet ski chase.
Spotem Got him?
Spotten Got him?
Hell yeah, I like that.
Like, I want to go and start Spotem Gotom and somebody's up to.
The hard age there.
Yeah, he must really like that name.
He must really like that.
Box 5.
The officer tried to stop Spotem Gotem
by using license sirens, but he refused to stop and just went away.
I mean, Spotem Gotem took off.
The rapper's best known for his 2020 hit single Beatbox.
Let's go.
By Spotem Gotem. Pretty cool.
A Barbie fan spends almost $200,000 to turn her Dreamhouse pink.
A Barbie fan has become an Instagram star for sharing her obsession with the color pink and creating her own real-life Barbie Dreamhouse.
You know what song this is?
Barbie Girl.
They're not using it in the movie I read at all.
And Aqua, who had this song, is like, hey, let's go, because they're like, I want to make some money.
But they're like, no, we're good.
But have you seen the pictures of Ryan Gosling and what's her name, Mike?
Margot Robbie.
She's Barbie.
He's kin.
Oh, wow.
They both pull it off.
He's really.
Like just ripped.
Good looking guy.
Yeah.
A professional stay-at-home daughter says spending her parents' money is her job.
She's 26 years old.
She flaunts her luxurious life on TikTok.
She's gained almost 700,000 followers.
She hasn't worked in two years.
She works out thousands of dollars a day on luxury designer goods.
And then she puts on her parents credit card.
She's like, what's not supposed to do?
This is my job.
That's her parents' fault.
That's awesome.
Daily mail.
I mean, that's, they let that happen.
I would agree with that statement.
The report is Taylor Swift and her boyfriend are engaged.
boyfriend are engaged. Who is he? Joe Alwin, I think's his name. Tall, blonde guy, real good looking.
They've been together for a while. Yeah. The son reports that Taylor Swift and Joe Alwin are engaged.
I may be saying his name wrong, I'm not sure. A source claims they've been engaged for a few months,
and Taylor has a ring she only wears behind closed doors. I don't know if I believe it,
but at least it's there, so it's not a shock when it is announced. I don't know. They've been
together for a long time. What do you think, Amy, true or false if you had to pick? I mean, probably
true. I wouldn't be surprised if one day they were like, yeah, we've been married.
And we have four kids.
Right.
The whole thing.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
An eight foot wide London studio apartment.
You can rent it for $1,200 a month.
Eight foot wide.
That's not very big.
If I lay down, it would be one foot 11 inches to the other wall.
That's a jail cell.
More like two feet, but.
No, no, I said what I said.
One foot 11 inches to the other wall.
You heard me what I said.
That's you claiming.
No, you heard me what I said, and we just were moving from that.
You heard what I said.
I said what I said, and we're just going to move on from that.
Okay.
Cameron Diaz comes out of retirement
He was retired
Well here's the thing
Yeah that's the big story
That she was retired
And I knew she was but
I forgot
Yeah we don't really care
If any actors
Retired or not
And that just means
They're not taking movie roles
Right
Does that mean they're not being offered roles
She'd be offered roles
She's a big star
And she quit
But we didn't know
And we wouldn't have known
Unless they tell us
Because actors aren't on a schedule
Like ball players
Yeah
We know every fall
football time.
Oh, wait.
Tom Brady's not playing quarterback for the Buccaneers?
He retired.
Oh, my expectation is when the year comes around, boom.
Or, oh, are the vice president of sales?
He's been here for 26 years.
He didn't come in today?
I expect to see him every single day.
Yeah.
My expectation is I come to work and he's here.
Where is he?
Well, he retired.
Oh, Camer Diaz?
I don't know.
Is this like Garth, though?
Because Garth retired and then he said I'd be back someday and then he came back.
If Garth would have said nothing about it,
we'd just thought Garth was probably working on some stuff.
We wouldn't have known.
In a world where we don't have an expectation of timeline,
retirement isn't something that we would keep up with.
But yes, she's back.
She's going to do a movie with Jamie Fox.
He's the one that got her to come back.
So, there you go.
Cameron Diaz from BBC.
One of my favorite retirement story ever is Steve Martin.
One of the greatest comedians of all time.
Retired, never told anybody.
Just quit.
Didn't say anything about it.
He just wasn't a comedy.
anymore. Like 10 years later, they're like, hey, what's up, buddy? He's like, good. I'm done.
Like, but are you retired? He's like, I'll stop. It's like, really? You're a massive. You're the
biggest star in the whole world at the time. Yeah, it's good. I need to tell anybody. Just, for me,
I just, it's good. It's good. It's a lot. It's cool. We're watching only murders in the
building, season two. You started, it came out a couple days ago. Yeah, they put out two episodes.
And so I love Steve Martin. Like, the version of Steve Martin you see now is older,
Steve, funny, family-friendly, Steve Martin.
And he was always clean.
But he was, I wish I could compare him to somebody now,
but there's not, it's like comparing TV shows.
There really aren't things now that dominate so much of the market share.
But like MASH TV in the 80s, friends in the 90s,
now there's just so many shows.
And there's not one show that everybody watches, right?
But Steve Martin was the absolute biggest comedian.
By far, he was the first comedian to play stadiums.
And it was unheard of for a comedian to play a stadium
because it was mostly comedians played clubs.
but just the biggest thing in entertainment
he was crazy.
He had hit songs.
Just wild when he did.
He was Saturday Night Live guy?
Mm-hmm.
He was on the cast first.
Wild and crazy guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, but then, you know,
there's a father of the bride
to see Martin was in,
right, big movie,
but I believe that's the second version.
There's the third version
on HBO Max now
that is now going,
it's really big.
And it's got a really famous actor
in it.
What's his name like?
It's two people.
Maybe like Gloria.
That's it.
And Gloria Stefan's in it too.
So Andy Garcia, Gloria Stefan, and the daughter's like the Sophia.
What do I know Sophia Herrera from?
I feel like she's been in something I've seen too.
But there's a father of the bride on HBO Max.
Or is that her name on the show?
Okay.
Because I haven't watched the show.
I just saw it.
I was like, well, that looks lame.
And then I saw people were loving it.
I was like, I was wrong.
Oh, I'm going to have to watch it.
So Father of the Bride, 2022 is doing great on HBO Max.
The first one, 1949.
The next one, 1991.
I was going to say, 49.
I've seen that one.
In this one.
A Florida man's arrested
for trying to swipe
an R2D2 statue at Disney World.
Boy, that is.
How do you swipe that?
Yeah, how do you get it out of Disney World?
I mean, they got cameras everywhere, don't they?
That's bold.
Yes.
It's aggressive.
They said he was arrested for trying
to impersonate an employee
so he could still things from the property,
including an R2D2 statue worth up $10,000 bucks.
I just wonder how heavy it was.
It doesn't say how heavy it was,
but I bet it was big.
That could have worked
if he was an employee being like,
Yeah, we're moving this to a construction area.
From Walt Disney World today.
Listen, all you got to do is act like you know what you're doing.
And you can do it.
We went to, Caitlin and I went to Ben Rector's concert.
I don't know what day it was at this point.
Last weekend?
Yeah.
And so we go and we're friends with the Rectors just in normal life.
And so we go and we sit in our seats and we're sitting next to Steve Mokler.
and Gracie Mokler, who were all so friendly with,
and we're just watching the show, having a good time.
And the show ends, and we're like, well, we should go back and say hi to Ben,
but we don't really know how to get back anywhere.
And Ben gave us a ticket.
He's like, yeah, I'll see you guys.
And so I was like, I don't know, guys, let's just act like what we're doing.
We're walking through places.
We're like, yeah, we're good.
They were just like, okay.
Like, they were confused.
We were so, we'd stand there, and Steve's like, man, can you, can you like get a, you know,
do you know what you're doing?
I'm like, I know that the area, because we've played that amphitheater before.
So I know where he probably is how to get to the dressing rooms.
I said, but I don't have anything that would get us there.
He's like, well, you lead.
And I was like, all right.
And so we're walking through.
And it's like people that are, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, we're going here.
And they're like, oh, okay.
And they were like, should I question them?
Because I don't want to get in trouble.
And so no one knew is me from this show.
It was just some guy with confidence.
I was like, yeah.
But if you just act like, you know what you're doing,
people think that they don't know what they're doing
and they don't want to question you because you know what.
you're doing. I'm not saying you should walk around trying to get backstage on shows.
No, don't, don't, don't do that. But generally, if you just look like you belong, people
will assume you belong. But if you don't know the artist or anyone back there, you're going to get
caught because they know who doesn't belong back there. Well, if you look like you don't belong.
Right, but when it's four of you guys, then you're all like, oh, you mean the artist?
No, no, no, I'm saying if you sneak backstage and you don't know the artist, you're just a fan,
they're going to spot you and be like,
those are fans, they don't belong back here.
Only if you look like a fan that doesn't belong there.
Right. So you can't walk back and be like,
now what do we do?
Which is what you're going to do if you've never been back there before.
You just have to have a purpose, even if it's not a real purpose.
You just have to walk with a purpose.
And if you don't know, just keep walking.
Don't stop moving.
Because then they'll be like, wait, why is this person just hanging out?
So yes.
That's what I have to do, have the time at I heart festivals backstage
because I forget my badge and stuff.
And so I just, I'm like, walk fast.
walk with intention.
Yeah.
I just,
I just have a power walk.
Like, I have to,
I have to be somewhere,
be somewhere fast.
And then most of the time.
Excuse me,
excuse me.
And if you just keep walking,
I'm like,
well,
they must,
they're in a hurry.
They're working.
Or they send,
like, security to get you
one out of five times.
And that's always embarrassing.
I know.
And I'm like,
no, no,
no, I swear I'm supposed to be here.
I work for eye heart.
I snuck backstage one time
and it was just me and the artist.
It was like the guy from Slash,
the guy from Guns and Rojas
and,
and like,
four other, like, big artists and me.
And they started playing, and I just sat there and like,
this is cool.
Oh, you just sat in a room?
I acted like I was just part of them.
So who was in the room?
It was Slash from Guns and Roses.
It was Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiction.
It was Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine.
And it was, I don't know, the guy from Extreme, one of the guys from Extreme.
And they're playing, and they're playing a show.
And I'm sitting there and, like, two other managers.
Backstage in a room.
How did you know where to go?
I just followed them.
I saw them walk the back door.
In the group and just went?
I just walked in.
And then I sat down on the couch and they started playing music.
And I lasted about 45 seconds.
There was less than a minute.
I know to one of the managers goes, who's that guy?
And I just saw his lips move and look at me.
I'm like, oh, crap, this is it.
Did you go out immediately?
Or did you let him?
Then they came to me and he's like, hey, you got to get.
You got to go.
I'm like, yeah, no problem.
No problem.
I'm out of here.
Were you looking confused?
He just kept going, wow.
Wow.
I think they all just kind of knew like, we all know each other, but no one knows that guy.
You're clapping at songs.
That's awesome, guys.
Give me another one.
Yeah.
You got to take a request, I'm big fan.
Love all you guys.
Once, and again, we don't want people to do this.
We're just telling you what we do.
Once I was doing a show and it was after the show.
And what happens is Tim, who is my security guy and is our security guy here in the morning.
He will go back.
He travels with me everywhere I go.
He will go back to my dressing room before I go back there and make sure that
No one has infiltrated the dressing room and my hotel room because both have happened oddly.
And so I remember walking back into a dressing room and I'm right.
I'm three feet behind him.
I should have waited a minute, but I was trying to get back to the dressing room for some reason quickly.
And he walks in ahead of me and he sees somebody sitting waiting for me to come in.
And you know how sometimes the Secret Service will shove the president to a car with no regard to if it's going to hurt them shoving them in the car because they don't want him to get hurt worse by a threat?
there was a bathroom to the right
and this person was at the left
and the door was kind of open
and Tim takes me
and just shoves me through the door
boom pulls the door shut
and it's like stay there
and all I hear
and all I'm like
and then he goes
all right good
and walk out
has never mentioned again
I don't know what happened
I don't know what happened
I don't ask anything
wow
that person was not in the room
after that
it was scary because I walked
in the person
just like hey
and I didn't know if that hey was aggressive
or hey like so cool to see you
or hey you owe me money I didn't know
but all I know is I got chunked in her side room
and the door shut heard some wrestling
and that's it
we never we never talked about it
I never even said hey so did you kill the guy
I never said anything that's possible
I'm still not going to say anything
then me talking about this
it ain't going to get mentioned after I finished this
but yes
don't do it
No, don't do it.
But if you're in a situation like at a work, just act like you belong.
No one of the other question.
Just in general life, if you're like, oh, man, I feel awkward.
In any situation, just act like you're supposed to be there.
Social situation.
Everybody thinks, oh, look at this person.
They're cool.
They've got real confidence.
All right.
I got a couple things I want to mention here.
At least one thing.
Lunchbox has a bone to pick with Morgan number two because of something she put on social media.
Morgan, do you know what he's going to say?
I have no idea.
Okay.
Lunchbox.
She's the head of our.
digital and she makes this look stupid when she...
Oh, wow. Those are some...
Well, when she makes posts and she put up,
Zach Brown Band is underrated.
And I'm like, no. Like, how are they underrated?
They are a massive band. Everybody loves them.
They are huge. And when you put things like that, it's like,
we don't know who Zach Brown Band is. Like, no, they're amazing.
Everybody knows. And I've said they're the best band in country music history.
Yeah.
Barely edging out of Alabama.
That's what I'm saying. When she puts that up there, I'm like,
that's a bad look for the show.
Okay, Morgan, your response?
I said they're underrated because they're not recognized often in awards and other things.
So I said they're underrated because as far as the country music community, they often go under the radar.
So I believe they're underrated because they're so great.
So in the industry awards, like the CMAs, the ACMs, all of that.
You think they deserve better than what they get and that makes them under.
Okay.
I think that's fair in that world.
Okay.
I mean, I just saw that.
Do you apologize for being?
No, I don't apologize.
I just, I mean, I saw it and I was just like, that is a weird statement.
They have won the Grammy for Best Country Album.
They've won the Grammy for Best Country Artists.
They've won the Grammy for Best Country Collaboration.
They've won the ACM.
They've won CMA.
So they've been rated.
It sounds like they've been rated pretty good morning.
They've been rated.
Maybe recently.
Not in like, you know how there's like people that win multiple awards and they keep winning
the same awards?
Like, Zach Brown Band, like, it's not often that they get brought up time and time again.
I understand your point.
I understand.
I understand.
I'm saying is they should be entertainer of the year.
Yeah, I mean, I've gone to so many of their concerts, and every time I'm like, this is one of the best bands in country music, and I am surprised and shocked every time.
So I said they're underrated because I don't feel like we talk about them or they're recognized enough.
You invested a lot of emotion into that thought, though, lunchbox about...
Yeah, she personally attacked him.
Yeah, he's like...
He's so stupid.
I can't believe it.
Well, she attacked his favorite band.
Is that your favorite band?
Yeah, they're freaking awesome.
Yeah, freaking awesome.
I mean, they're so good.
I don't know about...
Live, yes.
I think they're the best.
And...
You're going to take away the freaking?
Well, here's the thing.
If I'm putting it right now, my ranking system, let's say, you know, some college football polls just come out recently.
Okay.
And they change based on different players each season.
Right now, I probably put Old Dominion at number one.
They're not going to sell shows as big as Zach Brown band right now because Zach Brown has had more massive songs over a long period of time.
But right now, I'm probably going to put Old Dominion at one.
Zach Brown at two, Raging Idiots at three.
Nice.
That sounds right.
I did put up a rare
Raging Idiot's performance clip
yesterday on my Instagram
of Eddie and I do
and I do in a whole song
of Hobby Lobby Bobby
which I rarely do
because I don't want people
being like
you guys should be signed
should play massive shows
I'm tired of hearing that
all the time
I know I know
me too
everywhere I go
down the street
people are yelling
me all the time
play bigger shows
I want to pay more
for tickets
and I'm just like stop
stop it
leave us alone
yes we just want to keep it
real
so if you want to check that out
I'd probably post our
performance
acoustic of fanny pack
which is pretty good too
if you want to see it
But I posted on a TikTok, and that's where the real truth comes, because people will see it on their for-you page.
Let me see if, how TikTok's treating us.
Let's see if we've gone viral yet, Eddie.
Come on.
Come on.
We have, I posted it yesterday.
As of right now, it has 27,000 views.
That's okay.
It's okay.
It's decent.
It's okay.
I posted a clip of me bringing our waiter on stage, and it has $114,000.
Oh, that's good.
That's a good video.
Pretty good.
I posted this one.
Oh, and Kailant tricked me with a lot.
my phone plug in when I plug it in it goes boomer sooner into a charger oh yeah that has half a million
views I guess people like to see me suffer that one's good let's see any I got 1.2 million on
yellowstone facts that blew my mind wow that means there's just a lot of fans out there that love
yellowstone 6.3 million on a new year's post with kately 6.3 million?
What?
You're not going to only dream of that um that'd be a lot of real dollars
that's all.
Oh.
Yeah, six.
I think that's all Eddie dreams about is real dollars.
But, I mean, dude, have I got a $6 million view?
I got a $1.7 million on five things you may not know about Miranda Lambert.
I got a $1.3 million with Riba.
I got a $3.9 million on the guy that works at the car wash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got $3.9 million on that one.
I'll stop this in a second.
I haven't looked at this in a while.
Let's see.
I'm making Eddie jealous with the views.
Oh, dude.
I mean, I can't get over $100,000.
Like, that's amazing.
I got 2.3 million on something here with Caitlin.
Maybe I should do five things you don't know about Bobby.
And it's all like scandalous things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, this is him and the nude.
That's how I get my six million?
I'm like, why did you get that picture first of all?
I got a lot of views though.
All right, I got a 7.8 million.
What?
What's that one?
When people ask you, so it's when people ask you how you got a wife that's harder and smarter than you.
And it turns into the Michael Jordan thing where he's like, I don't know why.
He's like in the zone.
It does the hands out.
It's like, I don't know.
know. I got $7 million. Pretty good. I didn't look at this. So why how come about
many money doing this? I don't know. They're just trying to help the little guy, I guess.
Well, Mike.
TikTok and kiss my ballhole, man. They need to give me some more.
Excuse me? Post show, dude. After dark.
All right. I think that is it.
Anything you want to say? Amy.
Sure. If you're looking for, you know, a podcast, listen to, and maybe you're struggling with
fashion and like getting dressed sometimes I'm overwhelmed by that.
Well, like picking out cute outfits and like, but from affordable places, I had these two neighbors
that turned best friends that started a business on called Next Door Life and they're on my
podcast this week. So you can search four things with Amy Brown and they give like fashion tips,
but how they mix like high, low items for like the perfect outfit and like the one item you need in
your closet that ties everything together. So they give some really fun tips.
Whitey tides.
It's not whitey tides.
Ties it all together.
Yeah, they do.
Doesn't even own a pair of whitey tides.
Although I have some.
I don't either.
I have some white.
Boxer briefs?
Yeah.
Tommy John.
And you can't buy white underwear anymore.
What do you mean?
It's just you shouldn't buy white underwear as a dude.
I got you.
You just shouldn't because sometimes you dribble.
Yep.
Yep.
It's just white.
Then you're embarrassed.
You're right.
Throw them away.
You're right.
You guys don't throw them away.
I don't have white ones.
Oh, good for you.
Is it because they're all brown now?
Naturally.
Stop.
Wait, speaking of Instagram, are the stories different now?
Well, they've changed the layout.
So, and then Morgan Park speaks on this more, but I don't know that it's covered everyone yet,
but it looks more like a full page, even in the feed.
Right?
Do you have that?
They change the video, so it competes with TikTok is essentially what they're doing.
So it's no longer divided into 15 seconds.
My feed now.
Okay.
Yeah, so it's your feed.
So your feed looks more like TikTok.
So the videos are going to be like vertically longer.
And no, your Instagram stories are still the same.
Yeah, my stories have been this.
I don't see anything different about stories.
Oh, because I was trying to load up a video from my podcast interview because I recorded it, you know,
and I was going to put a video of them talking in the stories, but it's not, it's being weird to me.
I need help.
You may need to update your app.
Okay, I got to.
Amy, I'm looking at your phone.
No, you're on Myspace.
That still exists.
Can you get on Myspace still?
I don't know.
Yeah, you can.
No, Mike?
It's pretty glicky.
It is.
Wow.
But you can still get on.
There's a new version, right?
No, that's not very huge.
I do play a game on mine, which I have another one ready.
I'm about to load called How Much of these shoes?
Do you guys like that game?
Yeah.
You ever play it?
No.
Then you don't like it that much.
How do you like it?
I mean, he just says you out of it.
You've talked about it on the show, but I haven't played it.
I put a pair of tennis shoes, and I got, how much are they?
And it's like, okay, 70 bucks.
And I put the next one, like, I'm 90, and it's like $4,000.
And you just guess how much the shoes are
And then the second one shows you the price of it
And then do you ever sell it for that price?
I don't own the shoes
Oh, I thought you owned these shoes.
God, no, I put a pair of $23,000 shoes yesterday.
Where do they sell those?
There's the ugliest everywhere.
You go to stock yikes, you're going to far fetch.
But is there like a brick and mortar
where you can walk in those shoes are sitting right there?
Mike said he saw some at Flight Club
in New York.
Yeah, anyway, I got my third version of that game going up today.
Amy, what else quickly?
What do you mean?
You said you were coming on strong with some words
and then I, go ahead.
Oh, I still'm trying to figure out Instagram right now.
I, no, but I was saying, like, look, I, I started to record.
I'm just super excited because you know how Eddie puts bugs, like the Bobby Bone Show,
bug lives on videos?
That's called a bug, right?
Yeah, it's a bug.
I got a four things that name you around bug on my video.
Like a gif that you can get from the section or do that bug?
No, it's automatically uploaded on the video when I start to record podcasts.
The bug is just there.
So no one can steal your video?
I feel so advanced.
Or if they do, it has the bugs on it.
Yeah, and it shows the podcast that it came from.
Okay, you guys have...
That's pretty cool.
Have a good weekend.
Have a good Fourth of July.
I can teach the sore losers.
If there's anything else, I need to mention it.
Well, Eddie, you can probably do it.
That's it.
Everybody good?
USA, USA.
All right.
USA, USA.
You have anything you want to?
I have already said it.
That's what I do for five hours.
Everything I do want to, I do.
That's kind of my job, you know?
Okay.
Anything I don't.
I don't.
Anything you do, you do.
And then we wrap it up and go home.
All right, you guys have a good weekend.
Have a great Monday.
I hope your holiday is safe and awesome, and we will see you guys soon.
Bye, everybody.
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