The Bobby Bones Show - Fri Post Show (5-10-24)

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

Bobby starts talking about a guy who made money live streaming his body modifications, the Biebers are pregnant and a fortune cookie predicts New Jersey man's lottery prize.  A woman was caught living in a store sign and we debate whether or not she has squatter’s rights. A caller inquires about Raymundo’s truck that Chase Matthew is working on. We then get into a debate on how much the parents on the show miss their kids when they are out of town.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On a recent episode of the podcast Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here. We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money,

this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's time for the Bob. Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. So there's this guy who does all these body modifications.

You ever see them? They look really weird. They almost look like a monster. Oh, like, you know, if they change their tongue or their ears. Yeah. Or they get, like, their whole face tattooed. Yeah. I seen the guy with the horns. Dude, he popped up on my TikTok's, like, just feed. He's scary? I thought it was B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Ddy from Ninja Turtles. I thought I had a mask on, but it was his...

skin. That's crazy. And so, not the same dude, but this dude who is like the leader of this body modifications group, he did a pay-per-view, charged people to watch it, made $375,000 from it, did it on this website, and it was like penis removal. What? Freezing of limbs. What? Wait, people watch this? $375,000 worth. Is that worth the money, though? I think that, I think he probably was going to do it anyway. But he's like leader of other people who are doing it too, right? He's now been jailed for 22 years.

Why? His name is Marius. He's 46. He carried out 30 of these procedures on men. They had their bodies mangled while others watched the eunuch maker. What is happening? The group, which included a nurse, had 22,000 paying subscribers. This sounds like an episode of Saul.

Holy crap. Is that what they do in Saul? I just sounds like one of the storylines that could happen after I watched 10 of them. But what did they, the saw, there was like a way out. Well, I don't know. It would be like, I don't know. I'm just picturing like this could be part of the premise of like, you're now part of this group and I'm going to remove your penis unless you like decide if you're going to save the life of your daughter or the male man.

Mama. I take the daughter. And I keep my penis. There's always something weird. If you save your daughter, then something else bad happens. You know, like there's just always. some weird puzzle. This is real life, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stories are what makes me, like, believe anything. Because, like, when people say, like, crazy stuff, like, like, oh, nobody does that. No, somebody does that. Ringleader of Extreme Body Modifications Cult who made $375,000 from his pay-per-view that was called the Unic Maker,

which, by the way, a Unic is somebody who had to cut off. Cuts the unit off? Not Unit-maker, but Unic. So through the cult, he brainwashed people to make them think they didn't need their one, what the story says? Their penis anymore. There were castrations, penis removal, and freezing of limbs.

No one... No one can convince me of that. Have you met, though, the eunuch maker? Because I don't know. Apparently has some pretty good mind control. I come out being like, okay, I don't need it. If you're vulnerable enough. Holy wow. Haley Bieber's pregnant.

It was announced yesterday expecting... The whole news came out. It was like, and she's having Justin's baby. Well, yeah. We felt that. Yeah. Who else? We figured that was the case.

I think the headline was only needed if it wasn't Justin's baby. But Haley Bieber's pregnant. They were in a grassy field and she caressed her growing bump. That's awesome. That sounds weird. Page six, I did sound weird. Keep her away from the unit maker. Right.

Well, he's not going to impregnate her. He has no penis. Fortune cookie predicts a New Jersey man's lottery prize. Oh, that's awesome. But imagine all the fortune cookies that people bought lottery tickets from it didn't. Right. A New Jersey man said a fortune cookie predicted his lot of lottery prize. He's going to get

$1,000 a week for life. Maybe he's doing the math. Well, that's $52,000 a year. Yeah, I got it. You were doing the math. I saw the wheels turn. Yeah, because I'm trying to think, did he have another option? I think that's it. I don't think it's that. It's a lump. Oh, you're only

mildly impressed? Cool, cool, cool. No, that's amazing. I just in thinking, like, sometimes I'm pro take the lump sum. Because you never know what's going to happen. You could sell this because there are companies that will buy your future winning. If it's stretched out, you'll get much lesser, but you'll get a lump. You'll get a lump, a lump, a lump.

Have you guys seen the movie lottery ticket? I don't know what it is. With Little Bow Wow. It just popped up. I don't know. It was like Randy was on TV and I watched about an hour and a half of it. And it's pretty good, man. So pretty much the whole thing.

No. So I'll pop up too, but I watched the Unic Maker instead. No. Little Bow Wow, like, wins the lottery. but the office isn't open until Monday and he wins it on a Friday. So he's got to hold on to it for like all weekend and like all this stuff happens

and he may or may not cash it. What would you do lunchbox if he won the lottery on a Thursday but Friday was a holiday and then Saturday, Sunday we're both weekend days. I'd probably lock my house and just stay inside staple it to my body. That's not a little about it. You wouldn't have a staple to your body.

You literally put in a safe and just watch the safe. I don't have a safe. You go get one. That means I'd have to leave my house. Well, your wife could go pick you up one. You could Amazon deliver it. Yeah, man. That's true.

You could have it delivered. Or you could just sit with it. Watch it. Put it in the book. No, because what if you forget what page and then... Well, see, in the movie he said, like, I'm not going to tell anyone when then everyone found out. But how did they find out? He'd tell one person?

One person. That's how it works. I mean, I don't think attaching it to your person is a bad idea. Well, the music maker would do that. He would staple it to somebody's body for sure. I mean, but you could maybe put it in a baggie and tape it to your stomach. or something. Stapled the baggie to your stuff?

No, tape it. No staples. No staples. I got it, got it, got it. I'm just saying put it in a baggie so it stays safe. I would just put it in a book and then put it under in a book and then put the book up there and just watch the shelf. I guess I think of girls we use. Then every hour go check it. Make sure it's still there.

We have fashion tape. It sticks to our skin. Yeah. When contra, but then he's got to leave the house to go get it. That was his point. Let him borrow it. A woman found living inside a supermarket sign. When contractors were working at the family fair grocery store in Midland, they unexpectedly found a woman 34 living inside the rooftop sign. Contractors discovered an extension cord on the roof and traced it all the way up into the place, into the sign. They were like, somebody's living in there.

And so they went in. She had been nicknamed the rooftop ninja. She lived inside the store sign for about a year. She had a mini desk, flooring, a pantry of food, a house plant. Wow. Like she was doing it up. officers told the woman she needed to find somewhere else to live she's squatting make her leave

evict me right if other people can squat in real houses I'm now fighting for a squatter in a sign live in the sign that's from our midland but if you own the sign wouldn't you let her live there I don't think so you wouldn't I don't think so oh what's it hurting

and plus the news is out she lives in the sign that's pretty cool know she lives in there it's a new story it's got to attract attention people are going to become in the middle of the night. Oh. I mean, I don't know how close to, if the sign has any access to get inside the store. What if she starts clicking in your house sign

and then there's a fire. There's a lot of factors. She's, uh, entered the cords. She has a house party. Exactly. A lot of people. I need to understand what this sign looks like.

The unique maker drops by. A cello worth about 20, oh no, $250,000 was stolen from a home over the weekend in Seattle. The stolen instrument is in 1890. Enrico Marchetti cello. Of course. Is that the kind of your search for?

I don't know. No idea. With a blue and black carbon fiber case, officers were called to a Seattle home for reports of a burglary. The homeowners found the home to be broken into with the door open and the window shattered. Police said the cello. Somebody must have known about the cello. Because you don't really break into a house and go, I'll take that.

Okay, what can we get? Jewelry watches? No, Jim, I'm going for the cello over there. Police said the cello was last seen on Saturday. So a cello. It's like a violin, but it's bigger, right? It's like, yo-ma, almost like a stand-up bass. Yes, but you sit down to play it.

It's like a sit-down bass with a fiddle. Yes. That's it. The musical equipment is estimated to be worth about 200. It's like a fiddle with a fiddle string. You mean the bow. Yeah, it's like a fiddle string, though, tall fiddle. It's like if you were in Honey, I shrunk the kids and they asked you to play the fiddle, that's what it would look like almost.

That's it. You'd have to play the fiddle like that. But not quite as tall as a bass, I guess. How much a normal cello cost, Mike? Like, if you just wanted to go to the music store and get a cello. Spell cello. C-E-L-L-O. Yeah.

Oh, I would... Seven, eight hundred bucks. C-E-L-L-O. I have a Charlie Daniels-Sign fiddle. You do? Mm-hmm. Auction? I haven't sold it.

No, did you get that in an auction or something? I bought it from lunchboxes auction, charity auction once. I never opened it. It's still in the case. Oh, for kid power? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. And I still have it.

Is that the one that Johnny took to the Georgia? You know, there are rumors. Word on the street, it might be the one he fought the devil with. Okay, all right. Dog mom spends $900 to take her mom on a month-long European vacation across Italy. That's not so crazy. Sorry, say it again, a dog mom? Yeah, it took her dog on a trip.

Oh, okay. I paid $900 for the double trip. That's like what you would pay for yourself, right? Italy? That's your friend. I mean, it's more so a trip for you. Yeah, yeah. A pet owner is making sure our dog gets the royal treatment.

She took a month-long vacation with her dog. Teddy's a three-year-old Maltese. The trip was about leisure. I mean, it's dumb and it's a lot of money. But if you were going with your spouse, it's going to cost you that. So if that's like you're a person, but it's a dog, it's not like spent 50,000 bucks on them. Right.

The two-day trip cost about 450 bucks to ensure Teddy traveled by her side. All told, Sophie spent $900 bucks on transportation. for her dog to get to Italy. Fox News. She's American, so they flew from here? Yeah, the thing that weirds me out about these really, really long flights is when people put their animals in those little boxes, the animals can't use the bathroom. And if it's like an international flight, that's like eight, nine hours, no bathroom, 10 hours, 11 hours,

where we humans go to the bathroom. We can't get up and go. Dogs can't do it. Cats can't do that. I go on a two-hour flight. I have to go to the bathroom. That's a good point. I don't know if I want to share.

Maybe I'll share it in the second half of the post show. What you got? I don't have enough time right now to get to it. It's an airplane bathroom story? And I'm considering not even doing it. We'll see how I feel after the mineral. Season three of the bear has been revealed. The premiere date is June 27th.

I never watched season two, but I did like season one. This one of those shows I forgot to kind of get back to and then like other shows beat it. We're watching hacks right now, season three. Oh, that's back? Pretty funny. Yeah, Gene Smart. She plays basically a version of Joe. Joan Rivers. Nothing?

Yeah, it's funny. No, never heard. I know you'd see not. They were just staring at me like, what is it? She's like, she's, you know, in her 70s. She's a comedian kind of on her last leg. She was like a big Vegas act, legendary comedian. It's like her story.

But it's a comedy. I think she won like big awards for it. Yeah, never heard of it. If you're like really young or really old and you have a successful show, you basically win awards. Because they're like, oh wow, look how cute young that person is. They did a great job. Look how old that person is.

Back in relevance, they did a great job. Like, that's the way to win an award. is to be really old or really young. You should also go back and watch Bear season two. It's good. I, too, forgot about Bear and abandoned season one. And then at some point, like at the end of last year, maybe Christmas break, I don't know. At some point, I watched the rest of season one and all of season two.

And I was like, really? Yeah. We are watching. It gets a little less stressful. We're watching Sugar, but it only comes out every week on Fridays. Anybody watching this? That's the detective. Okay, you've started it, but you haven't finished, you've been caught up?

Let's talk when you catch up. Detective in the convertible? Yeah. What's his name? What's that actor's name? Colin Farrell. Yeah. Okay.

Sugar. Yeah. It's good. See, but I saw the little teaser in him. I thought it was like from the 40s. He loves old movies. Okay. Oh, okay.

But he is. I'm sugar. He is like a detective. No, you're not. He is like a detective. And he's trying to find somebody. And so it's kind of going through. It's good.

It's real good. Okay. But I hope there are a couple more episodes. I hope the last one wasn't the final episode. Because if it was, it was a wild final episode, but there's still so much more I need to know. How many total will there be? Okay, and they've done two? Okay, I wouldn't read any stories about it, Mike, if you're going to watch it.

I would just stay off of it completely. Imagine Dragons are selling their new album for $5 million. Like, only you are the only one that can own it? Imagine Dragons are selling a special edition of their upcoming album. Lume for more than $5 million. It turns out the Discord exclusive Loom Limited Edition printed digital art puzzle vinyl is listed for $5,000, $100,000. The band didn't expect anyone to actually pay that price.

Instead, fans can join the Discord to get a promo code that drops the price much down to like, you know, 12 bucks, 13 bucks. So I guess there's one that if somebody buys it, they'll make it. There's something super limited addition about it. Maybe it's just that it's one of one because there are certain cards that I'll buy now.

They really aren't a lot different except it's one of one. It's literally the only one. There's something slightly different. The value's like six times more than what one that looks almost just like it would be that's numbered one of 20. I'm gonna get it. You see me show up tomorrow with the Imagine Dragons.

Your favorite band ever. All right. Let's do a little mid-roll. here. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. I said, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is his badass convict just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at mom. On the Ceno Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail, talk about

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There is one finding that is consistent. That is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I feel like it was a little bit unbelievable until I really start making money. It's Financial Literacy Month and the podcast Eating, Eating, While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.

This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. If I'm outside with my parents and they're seeing all these people come up to me for pictures, it's like, what? Today now, obviously, it's like 100%. They believe everything. But at first, it was just like, you got to go get a real job. There's an economic component to community striving.

If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. And what I mean by fail is they don't have money to pay for food. They cannot feed their kids. They do not have homes. Communities don't work unless there's money flowing through them. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, let's play a voicemail from Nekona in Montana. I just wanted to call and comment on Ramundo's truck.

So if it truly needed engine work, and as much work needed to be done on it, it is very possible that it's going to be out for a month, especially if it's with a mechanic, that mechanic being is not his full-time job, which would be this case. Engine work can be very, very complicated. It may involve taking the entire engine out,

which requires jacks and lifts and a whole bunch of work. Yeah, it's going to be out for a while. Hopefully he does a good job, and when you get it back, you'll not have to worry about again. Your car still gone? Yeah, Chase Matthew has it. Scuba said it could be a couple more weeks but I'm fine with that. I have a backup

so I'm good. My wife was just curious, she just wondering what's the timeline because I really wasn't given one but now I know. But I guess you're not paying for it so That's what I'm saying so I'm in a spot where it's like I ain't criticizing this is awesome man But also my wife's like where's your vehicle? What is that noise? I don't know

I was like Elmer Foote no I talk like that on podcast. You talk like that when you're at home or other podcasts? Other podcasts. What? I don't know When was the last night? You had a night off from your kids. Well, I guess yours is every other week. Yep.

Here's it easy. Eddie? Night off? When we travel. Austin. When we went to Austin, that was nice. What is it like to not have your kids? And is there a point where it goes from, man, it's awesome to not hear it to like, I kind of miss them.

Like, what's that threshold? Yeah. Well, I always miss them. Like, so the hard part is like, we go on the weekend sometimes. And like, that's hard because they have games. So I miss being at those games. I love going to their games. and seeing them do whatever they're going to do.

So I miss them always, but the time... You missed them always. I do, yeah. I don't. You understand? There aren't times where you're just like, oh, it's just so good. Yeah, it's nice to have a break, yeah. But, like, even when I'm at work, like, my wife...

You miss them at work. Okay, this is BullCrap Eddie back. She'll text me pictures of like, look, so-and-so just got this award at school. And I'm like, oh, I love that. That's so cool. Okay, so you don't like that you missed out on an event in a way, but you're not... I'm not like thinking of it. about them all the time.

Get them maybe. I don't know. Get bullcatab eddy. Like you guys don't think of your kids all the time. No, no, you said you miss them even at work. You said you miss them all the time.

I miss my kids all the time. But you also said it's nice when you get a break from them. I mean, who doesn't agree with that? Exactly. You don't miss them all the time. I had a night off when we went to Austin. It was amazing.

Like walking through the airport and not having to be like, where'd they go? Where are they? Or are they going, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. I just walked through the airport. It was just me.

and I'd have to worry about it and I was just like, man, this is so peaceful. Did you miss them? Do you think Eddie misses his kids while he's at work? No. Or is it bullcrap Eddie back? Bullcrap Eddie's back. Like there's no, like right now, we're working.

Do I miss my kids? No. I'm gonna see it. But you love them, right? Right. I love them. We love our kids, but we don't have to miss them all the time. Guys, I have four kids.

That would make me probably miss less. I have three. No, no. You understand this is my life. Like, my life revolves around these four kids. And my job, allows me to be with them from the second they get out of school till the day the second they go to bed. Which is why you probably shouldn't miss them all the time.

No, but anything. Like you say you've- I don't feel like you're building your case here. Do you miss your job at all? Yeah. Yeah. It's the same thing because you do it every single day. So when you're not with them.

My job isn't, I don't have kids. It's hard for me to make the analogy so I won't. But you go play golf. Like if you miss your kids that much, they're at school. But not on weekends. On weekends. I don't play golf on the weekends.

Well, we have before. But that's if we're out of town. But we've done stuff on the weekends or a Friday afternoon. And you're never like, man, I wish I wanted to left home for an hour. I miss my kids. I do enjoy that time. I think it's healthy to not miss them. I think it's healthy to love them and but also be okay like getting a break from whatever it is from anybody in your life.

I mean, of course it's like. I don't miss you guys, but I miss the job. Yeah, like I can't like my first weekend away from my kids since I heart Vegas in September. Yeah. I'm away from my kids all the time. Nice. It was nice. But you're saying you miss your kids at work, that's bullcrap Eddie.

No, like, I don't, like right now they're at school. But do you miss them right now? Well, I haven't gotten to text with them. But yesterday I did get a text and I thought about them. But do you miss them right now? No, of course not. Of course not. I'm going to see them in a few hours.

But it's the point you just said you miss them at work. You're always going to see them in a few hours when you're at work. Yeah. So you don't miss them while you're at work. Define miss them. Like, do I want to see that? Do I wish they were with me? Like, what are you trying to say?

You define missing someone because, like, you clearly have the different definition. Okay, if you're dating someone, do you text them at work? I miss you. Yeah, but I'm not dating my kids. Go with this example. Do I text my wife?

I miss her one at work? No, not your wife. Not your wife. If you were dating someone. So when it's new. So you're talking about when it's new and fresh? No, you're like, but your kids are not new and fresh. You have a 16-year-old.

And a five-year-old. Even that. I think you're full of crap. Why would I say that? Like, why would I... How would that make me look? Oh, I miss my kids. But you say you want to donate every organ in your body, too.

I do, though. That's true. I do want to donate. Now, I see what you're saying. Like, when your wife takes you a picture, you're like, oh, that's cute. That's all I'm saying. But that's not missing them. Yeah. How not?

You thought about them. You miss them. My wife's there. You can wish you want to be somewhere. And when we're on the road. My wife will face-time me from their basketball game. I wish I was there. I miss them.

What's the difference? The fact that you said you miss them at work. I think your words were I miss them all the time. I do miss them all the time. No, but we just asked you, you miss them at work and you said no. Yeah. And you said, no, of course not. Okay, guys.

Okay, Bull crap Eddie, since you're into the room. Stop, I'm not Bull crap Eddie. Right now you're bull crap Eddie. I'm being real with you. I miss my kids. Let me ask you a question. If it's you're at your house and it's you and just the four kids, is that enjoyable to you? No.

No. No, it's too many of them. Wait, that's a bit counter to what? How? Yeah, do you ever go to take three? When I say I miss my kids, I'm not saying. I miss every single one of them. So you don't miss all of them.

Bugging the crap out of me. You miss a couple at a time. So you have like block miss them. Sometimes it's the 16 year old. Sometimes it's the nine year old. Sometimes the 10 year old. Sometimes it's a five year old. You don't like it if it's just you in all four thousand.

No, dude. They gang up on us. No. It's terrible. Okay. I guess I kind of get what he's saying. Do you? I think he just said something early and then he committed to it.

I can appreciate the commitment. No. I truly mean that. I will say with the one week on, one week off, I get to where I really miss them. Like, I'm ready for them to be back. Because they haven't been with me. Like, I'm ready to have time

with them and catch up with them. Right, but the first couple days, you're like, oh, I can breathe. Yeah, I mean... They're gone for seven days. Of course you're going to miss your kids. At first, it was hard, because it was always just a constant reminder of our situation. Like, every time they would come back and every time they would leave, it was like, oh, I hate that this is what we're doing. Like, what if you're at your house and you're

with your kids and they go to the bathroom, are you like, oh, man, I miss them. Bullcat he does? Because they're gone. I don't even. and let my kids go spend the night at other kids' house because I miss them too much. That's tough. That's a tough decision to make.

Yeah, right. If my kids tonight are like, hey, can I go spend the night somewhere? And I feel like, but it's your first night back. Okay. If they all went to someone's house, that'd be, yeah, I'd miss them. Would you like for one, they never all go to someone's house. Would you like for three of them to go, but you get to pick the one to stay? Yes. So you could have, okay. Yes.

That's sweet. Yes. But you don't miss them at work. Can we, is there a way? I said yesterday, they sent, my wife sent me a picture where my son, got an award and he's got a little crown because he's the king of class or whatever and I'm like oh that's cool I miss him I wish I was there

that's it's it maybe you wish you were at that one experience yeah and that's missing him hey scuba is there any way it's maybe a big ask on a Friday is there any way that you could help bullcrap Eddie leave and regular ready to come back could you book that for us yeah I can book him in the next five minutes okay yeah I would like for Bullcrap Betty to be it's a dad in the calendar does he mess his good course he does he has pictures of him on his computer that's okay though

that doesn't mean you don't miss them no he does miss them. Yeah, but do you always miss your kids? At work. At work? Sometimes I'm so busy, I don't even think about anything about work that I realize, oh, crap, I have kids. But like, if you get a weekend away or like, you're taking a trip or something, are you like, okay, I need this. This is good.

Every once in a while, it is good for us to have a little bit of separation, not only just for me, but for the kids, too, to have one-on-one time with a mom or vice versa. I don't miss them 24-7 days a week. I do miss them, but I bet he does. Oh, my gosh. But, yeah, I mean, I do, I can understand a level of what you're talking about, where you

I miss them, yes, but not like, I'm not thinking about them and pining for them all the time. But if I were to say, hey, do you miss your kids and you would go like, when I come to work, I miss my kids, would you think that was probably. No, would you say I miss my kids all the time? All the time? Yeah. If you traveled as much as I did and you were gone from them as much as I was. You don't travel that much. What do you mean?

We travel all the time. I know how much I travel and that's more than what you travel because you travel with me. And somebody else's travel is down and back. And you don't have kids. Same day. But you don't have kids. Same day. But you don't have kids.

We travel the same day a lot of times. You traveled for raging idiots. Well, that's, that's not fair. We were just in Austin. That's what we all were. That's what we all were, yeah.

Okay, I'm not saying that's any different. Go ahead. And then two weeks before that we traveled. Where we go? Exactly. Where did we go?

Florida? Overnight? No. It's just like a long day at work. I'll see you guys when I get home. Exactly. Anyway, we don't even care. Do you want me to come back?

You're bullcrap Eddie. We want you to leave. We have the real idea in the green room. down the fact that we can have bull crap Eddie walk out. That's so not fair, man. Normal Eddie back in. Oh, normal Eddie. He's back.

What's up, guys? Hey, guys, I'm back. Oh, God. Hey, I don't want to talk about with kids, dude. I hate them. We'll move on, you, buddy. I hate my kids. Oh, my gosh.

We'll move on. We'll move on. I'd like to thank everybody for not eating my M&Ms on my desk. No one had to eat them. Don't eat them. Why? Well, I brought them back because they're special. And people have been asking me what they're even for.

They've not been eaten. They've not been touched. Those M&Ms. My face on them. But they have been eaten. They have not been eaten. Are you sure? I'm positive.

Looks like some are missing. No. They better not have been. This lid has never come off and this is still sealed. Oh, okay. I thought that they were eaten. No. But they look good.

So what's up with them? Look at them. I know. I see your face, but like you're never going to eat them. What are you going to do with that? I don't know. That's pretty cool.

I just thought it was cool. I just thought it was cool. They made like a wine bottle. That's a cool gift. Eddie could get Eminem's all his kids's faces on them. So that he... Shut up. No, I hate my kids.

So that he, when he misses them. Bull crap Eddie is the one. You need to talk to you about that. Yeah, he's not here. Okay. What bull crap Eddie would do is... You're talking to real Eddie. I hate my kids.

Yeah, but when you missed him, you eat a few minutes with their face on it. I'll eat all those by myself. And they're with you all the time. It's like they're in your belly. Yeah, man. All right. That's cool.

We're going to have our chiropractor friend in. When? Jonathan. Bradshaw next week. Oh, I'm desperate. Jonathan Bradshaw? I don't know his first name. Dr. Bradshaw, I give him the respect he deserves.

Might not be his name. What? Kevin Bradshaw? That doesn't sound right. Where did Jonathan come from? I don't know. There's a whole story about is it dangerous to crack your own back or neck? Can you do that? Yeah.

You can crack your own back? Yeah. Mike, we hear me that story. Oh, have you twist? Yes, if you twist. I can lay on the ground and put my knees over and like get it to pop. and then some people can just like do this with their head and crack their neck. Was it you the same of the story?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, because I'm like, I pop my stuff all the time. And right now I need to be popped. Right now I've been in pain since I heart. And the question is, should you crack your own back and neck? But he's going to come in and we'll talk about what. Because again, when they do that thing on your head, it's like, that's scary. Yeah, every time I'm like, well, this could be it.

But it's okay. It's worth it because I'm in pain. Why not to pop your own necker? And I think that is fine if you have a necker. expert do it. Absolutely. Why not to pop your own neck or back? The joints above and below of the back and neck will move too much to compensate,

la, la, la, la. Commit to stretching instead, regular physical activity. Oh, these are hard stuff. I just take the risk. But I like that thing for someone picks me up and pops my back. That's not yourself doing it. Yeah, but y'all don't know what you're doing. I do.

I can pick you up and make it and go, br-oh-oh-oh. I know, but you don't know what you're doing, though. Or like if I lay on the ground, my daughter walks on it. I'll wrap on like an X and I grabbed you and I shaked up out of you. And it goes, but I don't think that that's safe. His name's Kevin. Are you still on that? Kevin Bradshaw.

Dr. Kevin Bradshaw. The whole point is if you should avoid cracking your own back or neck. Yeah. Or your kid walking on it. I don't know if that's bad. That feels okay. It must have you miss them. Who misses their kids?

Not me. Well. We'll bring him in next week and just talk about. Who, Kevin? Dr. Bradshaw. Don't disrespect him. Are you disrespecting a doctor when you call him by their first name? I feel like when people call me Bobby, I feel disrespectful.

Because you're a doctor. I think some, yeah, I think so. I think everybody's different probably, but I think some doctors have worked very hard and they want to have that and they've earned that prestigious doctor. Unless you know them personally, like really knew them personally other than the doctor. I think you only know them as a doctor,

you probably should call them doctor. I interviewed a neurosurgeon yesterday for my podcast, and I was like, so, doctor, his name's Dr. Lee Warren. And I was like, what do I call you, Dr. Warren? And he's like, you can just call me Lee. And I was like, he's playing cool on the podcast. I'm like, you know. Like, you're a neurosurgeon. Maybe it's like fame, though, where you get so famous that you're just cool again.

Like, you're just chill and nice. Because I just want to be treated normal. You're secure. You know, if you're a neurosurgeon, you're like extra, you're so secure with your doctorness. You don't even need to be called it. Yeah. Yeah, he's just going to be. They never asked for that on an airplane either.

Neurosurgeon on the flight. It's always like we need a doctor, like a heart or something. But yeah, I think most doctors, if it's your doctor, you don't go on and call him Clint unless they tell you to. It's like a coach. For the most part, you call him coach whatever unless they say, call me blank. But have you met them like outside of the, like the... I don't think you'd call a coach, coach if you met him out. Okay.

Like at a restaurant. He just be like, hey. The doctor thing would be probably per person. But I think maybe it'd be first name. Hey, I'm... It's tough. Depends what kind of doctrine if they really value that. Because I'm doing, they deserve it if they're good.

Malpractice lawsuits. Let's look at them. I think that's pretty much it. I did see the real-life Martha from Baby Rainier is going to be interviewed by Pierce Morgan, if it hasn't happened already. But you guys haven't watched Baby Rainier? No.

Some of it. I'm aware of it. Massive, massive, massive show now. And the real life, she denied it was her forever. And now she's going to be interviewed. And that's funny. anything else I wanted to do? You're doing house stuff this weekend.

So don't forget everybody. Amos. Amy's dumpsters there's there for you. Yeah. Oh, I have stuff. It's there. It's ready. Perfect.

It's ready. I got boxes. They even gave me like a bigger one for same price as the smaller one. Because I don't know. It's all they had or something. So then because I wanted to pay for this. I wanted the smaller one. And they're like, hey, well, we got this size and we'll just go ahead and offer you the same rate for the other.

I was like, wow. And when it showed up, it's big. It's big. How big? big, like seriously come, put yourself in. Is it like the one behind the, the, bigger gas station? What are you throwing away? I thought all half your stuff was gone.

I told you, I wanted the smaller one. They gave me the bigger one. No, no, but I'm saying like, why do you need a dumpster if half your stuff was already gone? There's some stuff. Okay, I get it. Well, some of his stuff is still in the attic. So I'm going to have to call him and he's going to have to come over and make some decisions. Like, do you want to take this with you?

Or would you like for me to put it in the big red dumpster outside? But if it's still, it's in the attic? He doesn't just throw it away. No, there's things up there that I know. He should have taken it. There's stuff that I ended up with from, no. Throw it away, Amy. It's in the attic and I get it.

We didn't like sort through every single thing. And there's things that I ended up getting from my dad when he died in my mom's house. Like just stuff I never took the time to go through that I need to go through and be like, I bought all these organizational bins. And it's like, if I'm keeping it, it goes in the bin. If it can be donated, it's donated. If it's trash, it goes in the dumpster. Like what are you throwing away? You got furniture?

Also, there's some major yard. He wants it. Hold on. You got furniture? Take a picture. Bushes and trees. Make a palette. Wrap it up.

Tell us what's in it. And then we'll offer you some money for it. No. But there's also, like I'm trying to think of anything and everything. You're throwing away trees? Like big trees. Those things are alive and they're in your yard. No, no, no.

They died during the freeze and I need to dig them up. And then now I'll just chunk them in the dumpster. Why don't we burn those? A little fire in the back. It's complicated. It's complicated to burn the trees. To have a bonfire in my yard in my neighborhood. Let the dumpster fill up.

And then burn it, dumpster. Dumpster fire. Yeah, dumpster fire. I don't really know. What the show is sometimes. This can be that just to hear. You put all your pictures, I mean, all the pictures you taken, are they going up somewhere? What?

Of the house? Oh, yeah. Like you took. I guess. The realtor took pictures. Oh, you weren't there for this shoot. Yeah, no, I was here working in the, she wanted updated photos to help. I guess it looks good.

So I organized it and looks where it in my closet. I made my pantry look so good. Is it listed? Not yet. But you open my pantry and it's like I put all the good food in there. I think I told you that. So we're like, you open it up and you're like, I want to live here. Oh, so you put stunt food.

Yeah. I mean, I have some good food, but I bought like extra, extra, extra good food that like looked pretty. And my kids are going to be so excited. They get to eat it or is it stunt food? They're just props. Yeah. They can eat it. I mean, mad if they ate the props.

They can eat some of it, not that the pictures are taken, but then if the house is being shown, then I need things refilled. Hope everybody has a good weekend. Yeah. See you guys back on Monday. Hopefully. Well, I might see y'all this weekend if you come to the dumpster. I don't know.

I didn't buy tickets. And now it looks like the only tickets are in the bag. There's no show. I need to check and see if Arkansas. What time's a bonfire? Oh, you said tickets to what? I thought you meant to my dumpster. Bottom of the seventh thing.

Hey, you guys want to go to a show tonight? No, we do not want to go to Tuesdays gone. Okay. I got tickets. We can't wait to see the pictures. I got six tickets. You have six? I say six. Six tickets.

Bro, that sucks. And I think one of my boys is going to come on me. Well, that's good because you miss him so much. Actually, I just got a picture of one of my boys. Have fun. With his shirt off. Have fun. Just chilling at the park.

You miss them? I do miss him. Go be with him. Go be with them. Go be with them. All right, that's it. We'll see you guys Monday. Bye everybody.

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