The Bobby Bones Show - FRI PT 1: Bobby’s Road Rage Confession + Can 60 Year Old's Be Hot? + Eddie's Got A Salsa Jingle!

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

We got an Anonymous Inbox from someone who wants to lie to get out of a family trip, and Bobby and Amy weigh in on whether that’s ever OK to lie to your wife? Bobby’s road rage gets brought up and callers share some wild stories. In Fun Fact Friday, we talk about why blue whale calves gain hundreds of pounds a day and why clocks in advertisements are almost always set to 10:10. Will Eddie's reign of domination continue today in Easy Trivia?!  Eddie shares how a musician sent him a jingle for his salsa business and wants to know what we think about it. Amy talked about her 'friend' who met a guy that was given permission to date by his soon to be ex-wife. We got into a discussion of 60 year old men and women be hot?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Did you hear the new episode of The Hey Jonas Podcast? We are at D23. So we'll see who stops by. The cast of Frozen stopped by, Kristen Bell, Josh Gad, and Adina Mansell. I audition for Frozen. What? For Christoph. They said, okay, what are you going to be singing today?

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Correct. Easy trivia. Eddie has on the tiara. He's the champion. Amy, how many eyes does a typical person have? Two. Correct. Easy. Abby, what do you use to smell flowers? Your nose. Correct. Lunchbox, what body part helps you hear sounds? Her ears. Correct.

Now, I want to make sure nobody missed the first round this time. That's always embarrassing for everybody. It is. If you miss anything in easy trivia, you will hear this sound. You've been boned. The category is things that are yellow. Now, that being said, Eddie has three wins and nobody else has a single win. It's been a rough thought.

The reign of dominance is. It's been a rough. Come on, guys. Is the game being fun anymore? Is it? Do people even like listening to this? I don't know. I don't like it when you're like, come on, guys.

No, I'm asking. No, come on, guys. The category is things that are yellow. Eddie, what yellow fruit is famous for being a favorite food of monkeys? Banana. Correct. Amy, what yellow condiment is commonly put on hot dogs and hamburgers? Mustard.

Correct. Abby, what yellow flower is known for, Turning to face the sun. Sunflower. Correct. Lunchbox, what yellow animated family includes Homer, Marge, and Bart? The Simpsons. Correct.

Next category. Questions you answered incorrectly in the past. Oh, great. Sweet. Wonderful. Eddie. What is the square root of 64? Of course.

That's so stupid. These are all questions that you guys have answered incorrectly in the past. 64. Gosh. Eddie, what is the square root of 64? I'm thinking it's eight, but I got to do eight. Eight times five is 35. No, 40.

48. Five seconds? Eight. Correct. Oh, my gosh. Amy. A question you've answered incorrectly. What sport is known as America's pastime?

Well, I always get this confused between football and baseball, and that's the problem. What sport is known as America's pastime? answered baseball incorrectly. I think I said baseball. And you're like, ugh, it's football. Okay. So let's just hope that I'm right.

Okay. What sport is America's pastime? Football. Baseball. What? What? I just told you. You've probably done that every night.

I've done it every single. Wait, are you sure that last time I was asked that, I said. Abby, questions you've answered wrong. long before. Okay, there's a lot. What famous bill served as the 42nd president

of the United States? Bill Clinton. Correct. Here we go. Oh my. Lunchbox. Yep. Who is on the $10 U.S. bill?

Questions you've answered incorrectly and we gave you the answer to you. Man, I'm no idea. I'll just go with this name. First one that popped to my head. Give me Andrew Jackson. Incorrect. You've been boo.

Alexander Hamilton. Is that because it's too small of a bill for you? I mean, I don't know who's on. The only one I know is Benji. Right. You don't know who's on a five? I don't. Lincoln.

News to me. Well, Abby and Eddie are the only two that remain. Let's go, Abby. This is crazy. Come on, let's go. The category is children's literature. Eddie, what's the name of the girl who follows a white rabbit? into a strange world.

That's Alice in Wonderland. I need the name of the girl. Her name is Alice. Correct. Abby, what is the name of the girl who visits her grandmother while wearing a red hood? Little Red Riding Hood. Correct. The next question.

Category is science. Eddie, what are animals without backbones called? In the category of science, what are animals without backbones called? So the animal with the backbone would be a vertebrae. So the animal without the backbone, would it be an invertebray? I really don't know. Ah, I'm just going to go with invertebrate. Correct.

Invertebrate. Wow. Okay. Abby, what is the center of our solar system? The sun. Correct. Good job, Abby. Oh, Abby, good job.

Okay. Next category, famous Davids. Eddie, what David plays Ross Geller on Friends? That's David Schwimmer. Correct. Abby, what David? David is the magician known for making the Statue of Liberty appear to disappear. This is a thing.

Famous David's. David. David. Do you know a magician named David? No, I don't. I don't. That's the thing. David. That's the thing. David Boone.

David Boone. That's, yeah. That's all I can think of. David L. David L. & Co. That's not a musician You just She can't even say musician

I think I don't know if she's stroking out again She's trying to say magician Save this date for a stroke anniversary Seriously All I can think of is David Boone So are you mixing up

David Daniel Boone And Davey Crooked Yeah Yeah no that's wrong I don't know You've been Boone Amy is disappointed.

No, I'm not. I get it. It's hard. She was just so close with Boone. She was? She was? Well, starts with it be, right? Who do you think it is? The only magician I know is David Blaine. Oh, that's a good one. It's not who it is, but yeah. But I didn't think about David Blaine being able to.

But it's not that. David. Yeah. A more famous one. Oh, is he the one who took women to islands? That's him. Allegedly. Dirty David.

I can't think of his name. Dirty Dog David. Dirty Dog David, allegedly. David, get a, David. It's a metal. David Silver. David Copper. Copperhead.

David Copperfield. Did Abby know it? No, she said copper. Oh, David Copperfield. Oh, David Copperfield. Oh, I thought when you said, name a one David. I had David playing too because I was like, I didn't know he made the Statue of Liberty disappear. That's crazy.

David Copperfield. Yeah. A tough one. Eddie, no one's ever gone 5 and O and just won your 4-0. Hit his song. No one's ever.

He's got more championships, anybody ever. Kind of the Tom Brady of easy trivia. Why is he acting like that? Like what? Just celebrate. Just be like, no. Yeah, you would.

No, I wouldn't. All right, there you have it. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox. There's a question to be. Hello Bobby Bones. My wife's family gets together every year for Labor Day. It's an old rental cabin in the mountains. I like her family, but I dread this trip every year. Too many people crammed into two few bedrooms, no cell service or internet, and three straight days of outdoor activities. Not my thing. A couple years ago, I had a work thing, couldn't make it. I got to tell you, missing the trip, having the weekend of myself, amazing. I've already laid the groundwork for skipping it again this year. I told a, I told a, A bit of a white lie about a work deadline. It's true.

I have a deadline, but I don't have to hit it. My wife is disappointed. Should I just not go since I cannot go? Signed husband dreading Labor Day. Why you roll your eyes? I mean, it's one weekend. Oh, it's a three-day weekend, though. It's not a lot of people too, Amy.

Yeah, but you're lying to your wife. If that's how you want to be. Oh, you're going to hit him with that. If that's how you want. because it sounds like that's how he wants to be. Yeah, it sounds pretty selfish. I would say you should go if you can because there are going to be instances where you maybe can't go.

And if every year you can't go, you're lying. I would use this for a year you actually can't go. And also go be with your family. It's difficult. It was difficult for me initially when my wife and I got together because just to go hang out with like her family somewhere for multiple days and do nothing, but sit around and talk and like be,

That was weird to me in foreign. And we would stay in her bedroom and the bed was too small. And everything about it felt uncomfortable. I kind of look forward to that now. Like I like it because I've done it enough times. Like I know what the expectation is. I know going into it the bed is going to hurt my back a little bit. But I also feel like it's kind of a privilege to get to do that.

And there may be a time where you don't have the privilege to get to hang out with all these people again. Because it might be uncomfortable now. But I think there could be a time where you regret not going. And also there's going to be times where you really can't go. and she's going to think you're lying. So go if you can go. I have a family member that, I'll choose my words wisely here,

chooses all the time not to go. And it's not a lie. This person just tells their spouse that I don't want to go, and they'd ever go. Interesting, I don't mind that if the spouse is okay with it. Do they feel lonely sometimes? For sure.

But I mean, it's almost like if they don't want to go, then they don't want to go. Why force them? Okay, I get that every once in a while, but like, never go. I think you'll regret not going if it's family. I think you're right. And it's uncomfortable. And this is what I've learned about family because it's new for me to have family.

Family is uncomfortable. Or, yeah, you're not always doing exactly what you want to do. No, never. Yeah, I think that's it. That's part of it. It's part of it. But if everyone's doing it, you just do it. Like, everybody gets together in a place that probably isn't big enough to hold everybody together.

And you're a little tighter than normal. It's not the normal food you're used to eating and it's not the normal times they're used to doing things and it's not the normal activity. But that's what it is. That's family. It's uncomfortable.

There's a beauty in that though I've learned. Suck it up. Buttercup. And my mother-in-law makes food without dairy in it now. That's so thoughtful. It's so thoughtful. And at first, nobody knew. And so I go out.

I can't eat anything. So, but yeah, go. If you can go, go. There are going to be times you can't go. And then also there are going to be times you wish you would have gone. So that would be our advice there. It's a little more wholesome than normal for me.

It is. I like it, though. Yeah, a little more. There you go. Close it up. All right, I want to go, Jacob and Louisiana. Jacob, you're on the show. What's up, buddy?

So I'm driving from Louisiana to Nashville on Sunday. And I wanted to know if I can buy some of Eddie's salsa. Huh, he'll be here Sunday? He arrived Sunday. Monday, though. Okay, I can get you Monday. I got you. I'm cooking in Gritwood for a folds of honor event.

So I'll be there for like 5 a.m. to 5 p.m.ish. So, I mean, if there's any time after that. On Monday after 5 p.m. Or can he, yeah, that's a hard ask, man. Can he just like come to you or meet him somewhere? I don't know why I'm doing this deal, but. I mean, I like it. You and Amy just taking over.

Oh, yeah, it's just hard after 5 p.m. Because Eddie's got kids and. Right. And we got practices. But depending on which side of, which part of town. Yeah, yeah. It'd be doable. Put him on hold.

Let me get his number. Okay. I'll call him on the burner phone. We'll settle things. Jacob, Eddie has a burner phone, so when he calls you, it'll be him, okay? Okay. Don't hang up right now, though. We're going to get your number.

We're not... All right, thank you. Eddie operating station for salsa. Everybody calls for salsa. Say that again? Eddie operating station for salsa. Oh, people calling out of the hotline. All the time.

A salsa hotline? All the time. Somebody yelled at me. Salsa king while I was driving. Stop it. You're trying to give yourself a nickname now. You're trying to give yourself a name. Is he going to rename his salsa?

Why would I call myself Salsa King? You didn't. Someone else did. He's going to have had some salsa king. Oh, no. I did have some last night. It's good. And?

It's really good. He did not keep full heat from it this time. Correct. I could tell it's pretty spicy. It's pretty good. I had some. But not too spicy because I thought about that. I don't want to say it's so good because I can't overhype it because I'll never live up to the hype.

You're right. It's just good. Yeah. Okay, cool. Let's do another one here. Why don't we go to. Ellie and Nebraska who is on. Hey, Ellie, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. Good morning. Hi, Bobby. Morning studio. Morning. Oh my gosh. I just wanted to call and say thank you so much for setting me my book

almost a decade long saga that I didn't think was ever going to get resolved. Yeah. So for those that don't know the story, a box of books was left here at the building. And they were books that were sent to me, my books that I had written that I was going to sign, but they never got to me from 10 years ago. And so I said, oh my gosh. So I just started signing them all and we started tracking down addresses. And so Ella, yours was one of those that you sent me almost 10 years ago? Yes, I came to Nashville for the first time in 2017 for like two weeks in July. And a couple months before I came, I was like, you know what?

I've listened to you guys for a couple years at this point. I asked you to, I just like wrote a nice letter with it and was like, if you guys could please sign my book, I'd really appreciate it. Because it's just been a really big source of inspiration and like motivation for me to keep going with what I want to do. And then I had like a return tracking number and nothing ever happened with it. And I was like, okay, it got lost, whatever. You know, I met my husband like six months after I got home from Nashville. We got married the end of 2018. Mid 2019, we had a son who was unfortunately stillborn and just like a constant throughout

that is the positivity you guys have had. And just like the last, I've got my husband to listen to you guys. It's like a talking point that we have now. And I just, I can't believe the week. It's just the craziest thing to me That it was somehow randomly found After nine and a half years And didn't actually get like misplaced or like totally lost

And do you live in the same place Or do we call you and get your address? Abby sent me an email I still live in Omaha I just live at a different address now But you got it so I remember signing it now Oh my gosh, this is crazy Yeah, it's a time machine

She sent me the book 10 years ago And last week I signed it and sent it back to her I'm sorry it took that long I would have sent it back 10 years ago I just never had it No, it's okay. I understand like stuff happens. It is the craziest thing, but it's like the coolest ending to a story for me because

I like I said, I listen to you guys since like I think maybe 2015 or so at this point and I try to like stay up to listening. I'm a little bit behind them podcast episodes, but I'm going to get caught up in the next couple weeks here. But it's just like the coolest thing is I look up to you guys. Like the positivity you have like the camaraderie you have with each other. It's just something that I look at for my own life. I'm like my own friend group and hope to aspire to.

And I also, when I first came back from Nashville, wrote my own book, and I'm working on editing it. And actually, it's called Cowboys and Angels that's inspired from Dustin Lynch's song. I gave him a copy. And what's really cool is my husband was working security at a Libra's concert a few years later. And Dustin remembered me giving him that book. My husband mentioned it to him, and Dustin remembered it. And I freaked out for the rest of the night because I'm like, what do you mean? Well, good luck with that book.

I hope it all turns out exactly as you dream it. and I'm so happy we could get that back to you. And thank you for the very nice words. And I hope your day and your weekend ends up being great. Yeah, thank you, Bobby. You guys too. Thank you guys. All right.

Bye, Ellie. Thank you. Bye. Thank you. It's a whole crazy thing. Send of those books back 10 years later. Let's do one more. Let's go to Josh in Oregon who's on.

Hey, Josh, you're on the show. Good morning, studio. Morning. Hey, I got three kind of cool things. First, I know it's been a little bit, but I haven't been able to get in. And so I'd like to congratulate. you on becoming a dad, first of all. Thank you very much.

We're loving it most of the time. The only time we don't is when it's 2 o'clock in the morning. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, the sleep. But other than that, it's amazing. Thank you. I hear that. And it's definitely new, but you get used to it eventually. And then number two, my fiance and I, we've been together 11 years now,

and we're about to have girl number three. Congratulations. Why aren't you marrying her? Oh, that'll have. happen. We're just kind of saving up so that we can definitely have a nice wedding. Well, if you're having more kids, it's going to be even harder to save up. I've learned. Okay, that's great. Hey, congratulations. I'm giving you a hard time. Who cares what I say? But that's really amazing. Congratulations on that about to happen. That's really cool.

And what's your third thing there, Josh? Third thing, I think probably the most important out of all of them. I would like to give a huge shout out to my fiancee Allie. she's an amazing mother, an amazing partner, and she does so much for my family and our kids that I can't even find the words to describe how much she means to me and how much I appreciate everything she does. Man, sounds like wife material. I know. Mike, I want somebody to say that about me.

Somebody better wife you hear up. Yeah. Better with you, Josh. You bet. Hey, congratulations, man. I'm giving you a hard time, obviously, because I like you. Thank you for calling. Congratulations. And I hope you have a great rest of the day.

And I hope your partner is just having a great day as well. You all have a good day. And thank you very much. All right, there he is. Josh and Oregon. Thanks, Josh. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. A 15-year-old from Maine is helping hundreds of students. She donated 625 backpacks to a bunch of kids who needed backpacks. So she collected all the backpacks. for this, we've got your back program. And she started the annual drive at age six. So the drive I'm talking about that she's taking part in, and she's the one that created this.

And so she asks for backpack donations instead of birthday gifts. So she did that the first year, and that just continued to grow. And now, do the math. She's 15 now. That would be she started six. Six. Many years. Guys, guys, guys.

That's where I look at you and just nod. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Yes. Yes. The stress.

So a big shout out to Ava Burke. She plans to continue this, making it a decade in helping kids that need to help, get the backpacks before school starts. That's from News Center Main. Big shout out, Ava Burke. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Behind every night spent making the kids lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally?

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I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My fun fact is here. Blue whales can gain 200 pounds a day. Gosh, that's a lot of fish. And when they are a calf, because Blue Well babies are calves, they gain 200 pounds every day

for most of the first year of their entire life. And it's also while they're nursing, but 200 pounds a day, but a big one can gain 200 pounds in a day as well. So, but that's how big it is. That it's not 200 pounds of them is not 200 pounds to us. 200 pounds of them is a pound. Have you seen them?

fish? Yeah, like this. They swim with her mouth open. It's amazing. It's amazing. Amy, what do you have? Winston Churchill had a custom mask made so that he could smoke cigars while flying in unpressurized planes during World War II.

That's cool. An unpressurized plane, I think of the Snoopy planes. Is that what we're talking about? Like with your head out? I guess. I mean, but you have to wear a mask because it's unpressurized and he wanted to be able to smoke his cigar. So it feels like, hey, Hank Jr. when he came in here. Could you imagine a mask and cigarette or even cigar smoke?

I can't because I don't smoke. Maybe if you do, it ain't so bad. I did a little research real quick. Typical blue well as they gain 200 pounds a day at times, but they actually gain 300,000. They weigh 300,000 pounds. Yeah. 300,000 pounds.

Yeah, I had a recent fun fact where I told you all that their tongue weighs as much as an elephant. That's crazy. 300,000 pounds. 20 pounds is not even that. That's not even Thanksgiving for us. Okay, lunchbox. Yeah, Richard Nixon, when he was dating his wife, Pat, she was still dating other men.

She didn't want to commit to Richard Nixon. So he agreed to be her chauffeur on dates. So he would drive from their town in California to L.A., drop her off on Friday night and pick her up on Sundays. And drive her back to their town so she could date other dudes. Whoa. Always investing, though. Always so he could spend more time with her.

But that is crazy. And Pat was the first lady? Pat Nixon? I would imagine, based on the context of what he said. Yeah, her name was Pat Ryan. Pat Ryan. Two dudes. No, they're not dudes.

No, Pat's are women. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was first lady. Pat Nixon was the first lady. I know, yeah, I'm not knowledgeable in first ladies for the most part. That is interesting. That is dedication. That's an investment.

Good for him. It worked out. Yeah, that's weird, though. Eddie, did you know that in New York City, it is actually illegal to honk your horn? Everybody's going to jail. Right? It's crazy. So according to law, it says you may only use your car horn if you are warning to signal a safety hazard or any kind of danger, which cabs don't do that.

They're just honking all the time. It's all the time. Constant. If pigs could fly, they would have trouble. believing it. It's physically impossible for pigs to look straight up to the sky above them. The anatomy of their neck muscles and their spine limits the movements in their head. So they cannot look up. That's so interesting. I have some friends that went to the Bahamas because Arkansas was playing some basketball, kind of preseason exhibition games there against

some national teams and they went to where the pigs come in. That's cool. The pigs are coming in, swimming with them. That's pretty cool. Like they were just on a beach And I guess that's Pig Beach or something Yeah, Ray went to go swim Of the pigs But it was just some guy

That like had a pig, right? No, my wife went And it was discounted in the Bahamas It was just some guy That brought a farm pig From here And she said some of them Were a little feral looking

Did you go? I did not To the pig Oh, with my fun fact Oh, I thought you meant To see the pigs No Because that was on our cruise

With your fun pack I did Remember special mask for cigar Yeah, yeah Oh yeah What president was that? Wasn't. It wasn't a president.

It was Winston Churchill. What country is he from? Yeah, he's England. Yeah, good. Clocks and watches and ads are almost always set to 1010. So think about it. Why? Why do you think?

1010. Yep, you got, Amy's doing her hands now. Why? Do it. Why? Why? No, you're doing it with your hands. I don't know why.

Oh, I get it. Because it does this symbol buy me? Not quite. Box? Why for yes? No. You want it? No. Eddie? It just shows the hands separated. Perfect symmetry between the two.

It's pleasurable to look at. It's like positive psychology. Oh, pleasurable. In 2013, scientists in China were able to grow a human tooth from scratch using only cells taken from human urine. That's crazy. And you're telling me we aren't cloned humans. You're out of your mind. Have we going to make a tooth?

You're out of your mind. We've been doing this for a long time. Oh my gosh. You're right. Dude, I just Google Rolex watches and you go to all the images. is 10. Really? That's wild.

There you go. Hey, we impressed him with something. We never impressed that guy. Here's a voicemail. Hi, I had a question. I've been listening to the podcast, mainly most of my time as a listener. So I don't know if you've already said this. But with Arkansas Keith, is baby Billy going to call him like grandpa or what is he to Billy?

Just kind of curious. All right. Thanks. It's a great question. Keith. That's what I call him. I don't call him dad. So if you're new, Arkansas Keith was my stepdad for about seven years or so. Before my mom died, they did divorce. Now, I would say if they were married when she died, I think he'd still be my stepdad. I'd feel that way. Yeah. Like he died, she died. He was my stepdad. But we still remain close. And mostly four or five times a week. He sends

me pictures of animals he's killed. And four or five times a week, I send him pictures of our daughter. And so. Oh, cute. There could be a cute name. I don't like cute names. I struggle with Caitlin's parents being called like sco-scooby-scoob and goombo or whatever she calls on. Oh, well, Arkansas Keith, he could be Arki. Arkey.

That's not, that's an uncle. Uncle. Archie. I don't, you can make anybody an uncle. Oh, yeah. I got a lot of uncles. But he wouldn't be an uncle anyway. But that's what I'm saying.

Like, people, aunts and uncles. Archie. He's funny. Or Arki or... Arki's weird. How about Keith? The thing I called him. I still call him.

Sometimes Caitlin will... She calls him Keats too, but sometimes when she's referring to him, she'll refer to him as Arkansas Keats so people know who we're talking about. And she's like, it's so weird to call him Arkansas Keith. Because that's just what you call him on the show. So, but yeah, I think for now...

I think for now he'll just be Keith. I forget what Caitlin's parents are called. So you don't like fun names. You said Scooby-Duby what? He's just saying that. Like blueberry and jamba juice or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it is.

Did your grandma have a name? Yeah, grandma. Just grandma. Yeah. Maybe that's why you don't like them. And then I never had a grandpa. Man, I really wish Grandpa's never died. Yeah.

That should be a song. Yeah. I never had a grandpa because my mom's dad died when she was eight. So she didn't only have a dad. And then my other grandparents. grandpa who I'm named after. His name was Bob. He was my biological dad's dad.

He died young too. But yeah, I don't know what's like to have a grandpa. But I didn't even, that's weird to say that word. Yeah. I don't either. A real one. I had a step, grandpa. Oh, yeah?

That's it. How'd that go? Called him Louis. Is that his name? Okay, see, that's like Keith. Thank you. But he was my step. Same thing.

What do you think Keith is? Same thing. He's my step dad. And he's Louie. Louis, I get it now. Okay. But,

um, yeah. Graham crackers. What is it? No, I forget what Caitlin. It's not grandcrackers. It's together.

I forget what the grandkids called them. But apparently the first grandkids of Caitlin's parents got to pick the names. That's a stupid idea. You didn't plan to fly. No. That's just how. Yes, they did plant.

No. You didn't discover the new world. That's how it works. In most families. I need to break it to you. Mm-mm. Because then that's what the, the,

That's where it starts. You hate to break it to me? Yeah. So is there like a alma, Papa? Mama. Papal? My dad was papal.

My mom was Marmy. Oh, that's bad. Marmy feels weird. Yeah. Well, I thought it was pretty cute. My mom's Mima. Yeah, I don't remember what ours are. But my oldest niece, Adeline, who's 22 now,

she's the first person that came up with, I mean, Marmee, so that's what stuck. She came up with more me? If she's a baby and she's like, nine, I'm gonna do. Or maybe my mom was like, okay, yeah, I would like for it to be marmy. I can't remember exactly, but it stuck because that's what she did. And then on my dad's side, my half sister was the first one to have kids

and her oldest daughter came up with papal. Papa is what they call Caitlin's dad. Papa? Yeah, Papa. And then I think Caitlin's mom is Marmy. No. No. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. But now it'll be Keith. I thank you for the voicemail. I do believe so far I call him Keith. She'll probably call him Keyes too. So call us anytime though. Leave us a voicemail. 877-Bobby.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. This guy in Georgia, Tyree Smith, he was at Walmart and he lost his wallet. When he got home, he realized, dang, probably never going to see that wallet again. And it had cash inside. Well, next thing you know, the wallet is returned to his house when he's not there. he went to his doorbell cam footage to see who returned it

because there was no no way to identify who dropped it off. So then he uploaded his doorbell footage to Facebook and said, hey, can y'all help me figure out who this is? They found my wallet at Walmart, found my address and returned it to me. And the kid that found it and returned it, his dad saw the Facebook post. And he's like, that's my son, Cameron Johnson. And so he said, as a dad, it's really good to see the values you instilled in your children

like in a moment like this. So it was really, really proud of him. So shout out Cameron Johnson for returning the wallet with all the money inside. Imagine the dad just scrolling through Facebook and sees this kid doing the good thing? I know that guy.

Wait, that's awesome. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turn. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. It's trying to put you through. Mike is right in this week's next bit. Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is the Bobby Vaughn's story. All right.

Now time for the morning corny. The morning corny. What do you call lamb covered in chocolate? What do you call lamb covered in chocolate? What? Candy bah. Candy bar. Okay. That was the morning corny. All right, a couple voicemails. Let's go.

Bobby, I was yelling when you was talking about not letting a line cutter in on an exit. I thought you went a little bit far by not letting them in behind you, but you be you. And then Amy says it's okay to cut in front of semis. Amy, I've been driving a big truck for 20 years. Every time you cut in front of a semi, you're taking a chance of it running completely over the top of you or smashing you like an aluminum can. Y'all have a good day. There's some misunderstanding there. A couple things we need to clear up.

First of all, I wasn't going to let someone in behind me. They were cutting. I didn't, when they were, I stayed there. And then they go fast. I go fast. Perfect. So I wasn't blocking them from behind. I just would not let them get ahead of me.

Secondly, that's really not what Amy said. She said that those trucks are slower. So if there's a place to get in, it's usually in front of an 18 wheeler. Yeah, and I didn't. Yeah, I don't think I called out 18 wheelers specifically. 17 wheelers. But just big, anytime there's a big truck,

and they're stopped. Like, it's not. So there's no chance of smashing you like a can, and I can respect that. So be careful around big trucks. but they're just slower to accelerate. So therefore you've got a window of opportunity to just me bop in there. As someone who's had a CDL himself, me?

That's you. I knew what you were saying. You weren't saying cut off an 18 wheel. You were saying big trucks, especially those. They take us to get going. I mean, it could just even be like a Ford duly. It's going to be. But still, you weren't saying cut them on you.

Literally, you're right. Oh, no, I wasn't saying cut them off. I'm saying take advantage of the opportunity you have. There'll be a gap. Yes. Even lunchbox is standing up for you. And that's against everything. That's rare.

I know. I mean, Amy, you are right. Because usually they are at a standstill. So when they had to start back up, it takes them a minute to start back up. So there is a gap. You always find the truck in the traffic. So I'm glad that that woman was offended because she's right. A lot of people do risk everyone's safety by doing stupid stuff.

But I wouldn't do that. But Amy wouldn't do that. And as a former CTO holder myself, I just understand. Give me the next one, please. I wanted a comment on you not liking people cut. line. I always think people are always on their phone. So I'm going to cut in line because I know for

sure I can pass eight or nine cars. There will be someone on their phone and there's going to be a gap of two cars where people are not paid attention. Am I going to cut? Heck yeah, man. Having a great one. I understand and you're not wrong because people are often distracted and that stinks. But okay, what I would say is I encourage you not

to go to the very front of the line and try to jump in real quick. Go to like mid. You know what? The days of going to the back of the the line and just waiting like everyone else are kind of over because no one's going to do that anymore. But I don't think even I wait to the back of the line. I get in line and go, oh, the line's already started way back here. Okay, let me find a spot to get in. Okay, I'll get in now. This is an open spot. Somewhere in the mid. Mid. Mid line. Yeah, yeah. And usually I cut off an 18 wheeler to do it. I understand what the guy's saying. But if you do that to me and I see you're trying to get to

the front and I'm up there, I'm going to risk stupidly damaging and wrecking. my car to keep you out of line because that's a stupid thing to do and that's what I do though. I'm an 8. I'm an Instagram 8. I'm a challenger. All right. Thank you. VoiceMLL.S. Anytime. 877.77 Bobby. Bobby Bone Show. Story up the day.

This story comes us from Port Archer, Washington. A woman was taking a dip in the hot tub around 5.30 a.m. When she notices a guy doing donuts in a golf cart in her driveway. She said, hey man, what are you doing? And he pulls out a blowtorch? Oh, wow, he has a blowtor?

That's so cool. That's not where the story's supposed to lead me, though. Go ahead. Yeah. Lights the house on fire. Oh, my God. Burns it all the way down. And police caught up to him about a block away. He said, what were you doing? He goes, I don't know, man. I was drinking Jack Daniels.

Don't know what happened. A lot of that's weird. There's a golf cart in your yard. Then there's a guy in a golf cart in your yard with a blow torch. And then the guy blowtorches your house and it all catches on fire and burns down. That's like four levels of what can go wrong will. Also, she's in the hot tub at 5.30 a.m. I'm not going to hate somebody for that.

Well, maybe she just is still up. Yeah. I'm not going to hate somebody for that. The night before. You know, either way. Been there, done that. If you got a hot tub, hot tub it up. All right.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pastos survive the first bite? Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full, or come home at all? And will you finish? episode eight before you're done slicing the cucumbers?

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Yep. But this is a different friend. Oh my gosh. And sometimes... I have friends that go on dates. Fair enough. But you're also single, Amy. So you just would understand why we think you might be telling us stories about you, but it doesn't matter. What is your story today? My friend was at a restaurant.

They were eating at the bar area with another girlfriend. And she started chatting it up with this guy next to her. Turns out he's in town on business from New York and not wearing a wedding ring or anything. So she's thinking, okay, like this is interesting. We'll see where this goes. The further the evening goes along. Turns out he's in the process of getting a divorce and it's not final yet, but he does have written documentation from his soon-to-be ex-wife that he's allowed to date. What the? Huh? How do you show that? Yeah. It's like a badge? Well, because she was like, oh, no, I don't want to get tangled up in this. I mean, she went through a really horrible divorce herself. She's just like, there's a lot. Once you'll start the process, there's a lot you're going to be dealing.

with and like I don't want to be mixed up in that. I mean obviously they were jumping the gun in conversation but she was just trying to like nip it in the bud right away but she really thought he was charming and attractive and the fact that he had to have something written. I mean what is it? I don't know. Is it a legal document saying yes we're getting divorced and you have permission to date and I'm not going to use it against you in any way, shape or form? I don't know. I just thought it was interesting and I never heard of that. It feels like a guy that has been rejected before because maybe they check his Instagram, see if he's real and he's married. They're picked him and his wife and he needs an excuse to hook up outside.

Oh, I didn't think. I think he's really getting a divorce. Yeah. I don't think this is a whole scam. Okay, but then, but then so you're at the bar, right? And you're like, I have this document. Do you have it like in a briefcase? Right.

It's probably eliminated. That's the thing. They never got to that point. I mean, their meal was sort of over and she was with a friend and she was just like, okay. actually I need a text and be like, have you had any other communication with that guy? Because she really was attracted to him. Amy, you can just tell us.

What do you like about him? I told you I'll start using names. It's just I have to get permission for my friends. I do have permission here, but... Why would a guy even need that? Because he's getting a divorce. I hear you, but he's not trying to marry her at the bar. Right. I'm taking it at face value. I just thought it's crazy that you have a document

like that drawn up and ready to go. I mean, maybe the wife also wants to date too. And who knows how long their divorce is going to take. Do you need the document? I guess. It feels like when someone lies, they'd say a lot of extra things. Like a liar has the best story and says a lot of extra things and uses a lot of detail. Ah, yeah. Yeah. He's 60 years old. Whoa. And, there are signs of wealth So maybe I don't know how long the divorce is going to take Or that's why it has to be in writing because of money I like or can you I don't know if each state is different

Like if there's states where you date during the divorce the divorce The wives can Can a 60 year old man to you be hot or they just like good looking So this friend of mine she's 50 So to her 60 is still kind of high But now she's hit No hot I don't know yet.

I have not met someone that's 60 and hot. Okay. I have not met that. Because I could see where a 60-year-old guy, if they kept himself, shape would be distinguishing good looking. Yes. But could a 60-year-old be hot? I...

Don't you think George Strait is hot? Oh, yeah. Okay. But you just like it because it's George Strait. He's like 70 now, huh? But if that's George who works down at the feed store, same exact guy, I don't think you walk in and go like, that guy's hot.

I don't know. I'm getting older. I think even my friend, to your point, though, as we get older, it's like things we never thought were possible. Like, she never thought, oh my gosh, I'm talking to this guy that's 60 and I'm actually kind of interested, but she's like, yeah, 60. Well, she's successful in her own. Yeah, but they're still, great. Great. Great. Yeah, well. One plus one plus ones too I think I'm getting closer to that point By the time I hit 50 Yeah 60 will be no problem But would it be hot like Brad Pitt's 62

Oh he is? But I think that's such that's a unicorn Yeah I mean he's really He's always abs and yeah Oh he does I haven't seen his shirt off in a while Have you? Well I saw the movie

We race the car Oh F1 that's right Yeah he did look good And he's probably his late 50s then Tom Cruise Was he ever hot Yeah I just never got

the Tom Cruise thing. Yeah, I think if you think original top gun that Tom Cruise is very good looking when he started getting a little cuckoo

and you realized how small he was. Johnny Depp 63. Would he be hot at all? He kind of just looks the same to me. He does. Doesn't he look the same the last couple of decades?

Probably with hair and glass. Like with all the hair, you keep it dark, even if it's going to gray, you dye it and you wear the same glasses and facial hair, you probably look very similar because you're covering up a lot of what age would change on you. True. I don't know a bunch of people in their 60s, but. Like I think about Jack Nicholson, and obviously now he's old, even way older, but I think

at some point he was hot to people. Yeah, when he was really young. Not in our lifetime. Yeah, yeah. I think he was good looking. But I don't know him as being that. I know. I'm telling you, all I know is my dad looking old, but when he was younger, he was very good looking.

When I look back at pictures, if I didn't know that was my dad. Holy crap. Jack Nicholson was good looking when he was young. Yeah, it's weird when you only know someone as old. Do you think DiCaprio ends up being Jack Nicholson and people go, why were all these ladies all over him? But then you look back at him, he was really good looking because he's already starting to be not as good looking. Yeah, I bet that could happen. I wonder if DeCaprio is Jack Nicholson.

like known to always be like single and a playboy, but then they're still doing that when they're too old to look like they could do that, yet they're still doing it. And you're going, how does that happen? But then you realize they've always been doing it because they used to be really good looking. Yes.

But then you have the older actors like Richard Geer, who's like continued to be pretty good looking. So hot. He's old now. He's like frail. Do you watch the agency? I don't think you would think. Yes, I have seen on there.

He's kind of frail. Okay. And he's 76. That's why he's frail. So I think you're thinking like 10 years ago. Yeah, which is the 60s. Yeah, but now he looks like he's almost 80 years old. Pierce, what's his name?

Brosnan. I mean, he's good looking for a long time. I just wonder if a 60-year-old, a random 60-year-old is hot to you. I need to line them up. I don't know. There's a bit. Line them up. Bring in the 60-year-old.

I just don't have a good gauge of exactly what 60 is, but I'm getting an idea of it, all these people are good-looking celebrities. So that's different. You know, and you've known them for years. Like George Straight's a good example of like he's hot because he's George Strait. And he, like in the 90s and 80s when he was younger, he was hot. But he's, when he's 90, he'll be hot to me.

But for you guys, did you see a 60-year-old woman and go, she's hot? Some of them. Yeah. In actual life. I don't think so. That's what I was asking about the bar. Like actual life, would you see a 60-year-old guy and go hot? He can be good looking, but hot.

There's something different about hot. Yeah. Is there a 60-year-old woman that you would see now downstairs at Whole Foods and you'd be like, she's hot, she's 60. Not that I have. You think yes? I think so, yeah. Yeah.

Like there was a grandma that would, man, I don't want to give too many details. But yeah, I've seen one that's like, wow, she's good looking. Like, she's hot. Hot, hot for being, she was probably, I would say, 65, 70. Yeah. You found a 70-year-old hot. Get out of here, dude. Yeah, you could tell she took care of herself.

I think you can be good looking. Hot's just different. Like hot is like... But it's a whole vibe. Like even with this guy, for my friend, she said he was so charming and he had charisma and like there's something to that too. You know? I agree.

But I'm saying visually, you just see a random 60 year old. Could it be hot? Yes. I think so. I just... I don't know. I think they can be good looking. We're hitting that wheelhouse where it's not.

That's what's crazy We're getting to where I mean 60's going to be That's not datable for me yet But hot means But we're not far from them They're so physically attractive That you just think I want to do physical things to them

That's the difference That's the difference in hot and good looking But you don't have to necessarily go there No but that's the difference Where hot is so hot The physical attraction is so strong Good looking can be you're attracted to them And let's see what else is about them

That's the difference Okay I'd say no then You were just I wouldn't want to. I was like, I can't say too much. Well, because like, you know, it was a grandma, you know, and it would be like, wow, she's really pretty for her age. Like, she's still got it.

But that's a for her age that doesn't count. For her age does not count. Because obviously she doesn't, you know, she's not the same as a 40-year-old. But we're not comparing and we're not doing for his or her age. We're just saying, well, can it be? It's a hard one, man. I know. It's not an easy question to answer.

I agree. And it's all relative to our ages. I don't know that it is. Oh, no, because I think it is. Lunchbox, is Olivia Rodrigo hot. Yeah. And how old is she? She's like 22.

Okay, yeah, and is Shania Twain hot? She's 23. Olivia Rodriguez. But now, if you saw Shania Twain now. Please, lunchbox will be obsessed for Shana Trey. Hold on. I don't know about now. In her prime, oh my God.

We're not doing prime. Shaniah Twain, 60. And how did you describe, hot as if you see someone you're so physically attracted that you physically would just want to hook up with them. Okay, so Olivia Rodriguez. Yeah. Yeah.

Shani Twain. I don't know, man. I haven't seen her, so I don't know how she looks now, but I would bet that you could tell that she looks older. It's me. Images. This is so stupid. Maybe so. But I don't know if these are now or not. These are all... You can tell.

Like, find an interview, like a video. That's her now, dude. That's her. Don't do a picture, though. Do a video. Because a picture you can manipulate many ways. Right. It's like a press picture.

That especially is fake. From like a red carpet? Yeah, of course. Your dress, you're made up. Your good angle. Lighting's perfect. Oh man She was on the today show

Oh that's 2017 See like I said now And it gives me an interviewer from 2017 I love why don't you go to her Instagram Maybe there's a video Oh maybe that's a good voice I don't even think about that

Instagram Also we know in real life the answer He'd be like oh my God I just want to hear what he has to say I mean like I said I haven't seen her in so long I don't know what she looks like Yeah there's a lot of just pictures

Yeah Well, I mean, oh yeah, I'd be, yeah. She's singing at a concert. She looks, her hair is kind of, yeah, I'm all right with that. So you'd be all right with that. Oh, yeah. There you go. So he answered it.

Yes. Well, that's not a normal everyday person. That's also true. That's also true. It's also true. I just feel like as I've gotten older and I'm the one single here, I just think, your attraction, it changes. I agree. with that.

I don't think hot ever changes. I think attracted to is different. Hot just feels hot is so physical nothing else matters. Yeah,

the goalposts move though, of like, you know, at a certain age you'd be like, oh yeah, no, I can never see myself

dating someone that age. And then as you keep getting older, you're like, okay. You know, I'm not saying this in a creeper, but Eddie,

check this out. I mean, what are you thinking? But I also don't think it's dating. It's good. Yeah, it's not dating. I understand that. This is just like,

attraction. I don't know if that's, like recent. Really? She does look good. Right here, look at this one. Yeah, she looks good. That's August 11th, man.

Yeah, that's all right. All right, so your view has if it's Shania. Oh, Shania, yeah. I mean, I think celebrities, it's different. Hallibary? Hallibary, she's 60. For sure. For sure.

So see? No, no. But I agree with what you're saying. Celebrities are a completely different ballgame. Different world. They have so many resources, they have money. Yeah. But a normal rich person can.

can have all those things too. But a normal rich person probably didn't have the genetics that allowed these people to be pop stars or actors or actresses. Like there's a reason they have the skill set, but you also, if you look like hunchback in Notre Dame, you probably aren't a big pop singer. Also, the rich people, if you walk around the ones that are kind of 60, they have the faces that you can't. I mean, it's like, oh my God, it looks so bad. Okay. You know what I'm saying? You know exactly those people I'm talking about.

I know the face. Oh, gosh. I'm like, you people have really screwed your look up. You say that in your head? Yeah, because I understand they're trying to stay hot because they may be hot at one time, but now they're 60, 65, and their faces is a little. What about dudes? I don't know about them.

You don't see if dudes doing that? No. I mean, the women, it's just like, oh, gosh. You know what I see and I can spot a mile away? A hair system. Well, you had one for a bit. Dude, I can spot it a mile away. I cannot.

Yeah, I see dudes and be like, wow, looks, we're in the hair system. What if today I went like this and peeled mine back and I was like, dude. You've had one this entire time. Yeah. Even what I have now is not real. Okay. All that to say, Amy's friend, met a guy who had a contract that said,

I'm getting divorced. Trust me. Can we hook up? Whoa. You took some liberties with that story. Did he live here? No. Okay, was he at a bar?

He was like, I'd love to take you out. No, he wanted to hook up. Right. You're from another town and you're like meeting people and you're in a town. Well, he comes often for business. Yeah, that's what they all like. I'm here a lot for business. My business is in my pants.

And the only reason you have that form, Amy, is because you want to... That's literally the only reason. We are creating a monster that is not going to be able to be fed. And that monster started as a joke with Eddie Salsa, and now everybody wants it. And also, it can never be as good as the conversations about it. It doesn't matter if it's the best salsa ever. People are calling from states away. That's ridiculous.

It can't... The best salsa isn't that good. Right. So we're creating a monster. Monster so much so that listeners are even sending like one sent Eddie a jingle. Yeah. Yeah. They said, hey, I'm a musician in town.

I wrote you a jingle. Do what you want with it. I'm like, what? For your salsa. Oh, wow. So he could use this for commercials. Yeah, but he said, why would he buy commercials when we do all the free? I mean, commercials on his Instagram. Like a little. Well, I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but I did get it. And I wanted to share with you guys. Will you please play this jingle?

Eddie Salazar It's a one of the kind masterpiece Eddie Salazar Can't beat that family recipe So dip your chips In a bowl of Eddie's Salazar One it's really good

But that's also Brandon Yeah It's not Brandon That's Brandon No it's not Brandon That's not Brandon That's a guy That's not Brandon

That's a lie It's not His name is Craig Ray Randon Bay Oh interesting No no You're telling me that's not Brandon.

Not Brandon. Because I was listening to it totally thinking it was Brandon once you hit it. Okay, so Craig what? Say his name. Give him credit. Craig? Uh, R-I-E-P-E. I don't know how to pronounce that.

Craig. R-I-E-P-E. Oh, right. Probably still ripe, but I could be wrong on that. No, it's not Brandon. It's funny, though, that you thought that. That sounds exactly like him. I did too.

I thought it. When you play it again, I need to listen to it in with fresh ears. Go. The best Texas heat in music city. It's a one of the kind of. Masterpiece Eddie Salsa Can't beat that

family recipe So dip your chips In a bowl of Eddie's Sam That's so good But that still sounds like Brandon Ray Can be Brandon Ray

Yeah but Are you sure he's not Messing with you from another account? No because I met I met this guy That's a real Christian artist I'm told Like he's a real artist

He's really good That's good So So what he said And I like how he said Salsa What he said is that He whenever we were doing

stuff for our show? Like what people like submitted stuff? He also did one. Then our lawyer said you can't do that anymore. There we go. Yeah. He said he submitted one for that. It's so good that I thought it was like my guy who works for me that's so good. That's, so Brandon Ripe,

we're assuming is his name. Yeah, we're assuming. No, Craig. Craig. Craig. Craig. Craig. Not Brandon. Sorry. Craig, Craig. You're so confusing Brandon Ray. I know. So again, Craig Ripe. R-I-E-P. That's correct. That's amazing regardless of what it's about. He spells Craig very weird. It's C-R-E-I-G-H. Right.

Craig. Right. We should blame his parents. I mean, that is tough. If he's an artist, he can change his name. I'm looking at him. How about that? His name on social media is Craig Wright.

Good looking dude, too. Yeah. He's married. That's really, any of his kids. That's really good. Okay, that's Eddie's salsa. Eddie's jingle. Hope you have a great weekend, and we will see you guys on Monday.

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