The Bobby Bones Show - FRI PT 1: Public Domain Blind Karaoke + The Worst Thing About Working With Us + Bobby's Business Proposal For Lunchbox

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

We bring back Blind Karaoke and the show members have to perform Public Domain songs that are at least 100 years old. Bobby goes around the room and asks everyone to share what is the m...ost difficult thing about working with each cast member. It gets personal and people get offended. Bobby offers Lunchbox a way to make money but will involve him enduring some pain. Plus, Fun Fact Friday and Easy Trivia!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:01 But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though. Listen to the Nick, Dick, and Paul show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Friday show. Morning studio. Amy, if I said to you, what celebrities seem hard to work with? Well, I mean, right now, Blake lively comes to mind because that's all I keep hearing. Terrible.
Starting point is 00:02:34 It gets worse every day. I have no idea because I've never worked with her. I just hear things. Yeah, it gets real bad. Yeah, like I, I, I, what's the Batman guy? Christian Bailey. He seems a little difficult. The whole gossip girl, Blake lively story, because that's where you know her from originally is gossip girl.
Starting point is 00:02:53 So a chef who worked on gossip girl says Blake lively was horrendous to work with, quote, she would burp and fart in the middle of the set and act like we were lucky to be smelling her farts. What the? That just doesn't seem real, but okay. Yeah, I think that second part was a little hyperbole on purpose. purpose. Okay. Like we're lucky to smell our farts. But also funny though if she's like burping and farting. Yeah. She's like really pretty right? Yeah. Like really pretty. Yeah. And pretty girls don't obviously. Yeah, they don't. No, we know that. So she is the reason I bring this up and I have,
Starting point is 00:03:25 because I googled difficult celebrities. Oh, okay. Here's who comes up. Ellen DeGeneres. Oh yeah. We found that out. Amy, why do you think that is? I've heard that she's kind of a nightmare at her job, which was really hard to believe because she's very like. on her show and stuff. Former employees from the Ellen DeGeneres show accused her of fostering a toxic workplace. James Corden. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:03:50 Oh, yeah, I've heard that a lot. Really? Yeah, yeah. What's up with these comedians being horrible to work with? Reputation rude and entitled. Mostly the stuff that I would hear would be at restaurants. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:01 When he would like dress down a waiter or waitress. I'm shocked by that. What do you mean dress them down? That means like talk really to them. Oh. Like make them feel less than. Yeah. I heard that one. I've not heard that one. It could have been from like the 1920s.
Starting point is 00:04:16 No, I was, like, wait, was he undressing them with his eyes? Christian Bale. Yeah. Good for you. Here's a clip for him. Oh, good for you. And how was it? And that's him yelling at the lighting guy.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Yes. He'll never outlive that one. That's ridiculous. Mariah Carey. Okay, maybe diva behavior. That's what it says. Known for a diva behavior. Jennifer Lopez?
Starting point is 00:04:40 I don't know. I just find that hard to believe about deep behavior. I believe. That's the one you don't believe. Rumored to have high maintenance demands. Mike Myers. Do you know that is? Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:59 He's not the... I don't think you know that is. From the horror movies. He's... No, that's Michael Myers. No, Mike Myers is the actor. Is he from $1 million? Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Austin Powers and S&L. Difficult and controlling on set. While filming the cat in the hat, Myers made excessive demands, including a personal trainer and private chef. That's okay. I mean, that doesn't feel that bad. He's just the meaning thing.
Starting point is 00:05:23 That's all like farting and being like, I bet you like this. Julia Roberts. No way. I don't believe it. Her reputation is charming on screen, but difficult to work with. I don't believe it.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Again, these are all just what the internet says. This is allegedly hearsay. Catherine Hegel. From? Will Grayson? anatomy and also suits and then tons of movies. She was in suits. I never watched suits.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Difficult to work with due to her complaints and high demands. Lunchbox, you nodded about that one. Yeah, I've read a lot about that. Like, I think that's why she left Grey's Anatomy is because she was difficult to work with. They're like, all, you can leave. And she thought she was going to be some big star. And she was really rude on movie sets. So her career just dried up.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Chevy Chase? Oh. Do you know who that is? Yeah. Infamous. Everybody, I even know people that work with them. It's like awful. Awful.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Really? How? What is up with all these? For 30, 40 years, 50 years, he's been really, really difficult. These are such likable people on screen. Russell Crow and Edward Norton make the list of. Yeah, I've heard like temper issues maybe with Russell. You have? Didn't he throw like a phone at somebody?
Starting point is 00:06:26 I think it was in a hotel, right? Like not on a set? Yeah, but that counts anywhere. That's a temper issue. Yeah. Okay, okay. Glad you guys are here. We were talking a bit ago about celebrities that are difficult to work with.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Because we Googled it and it was like, Ellen and Russell Crow, James Corden. But let's just say somebody left this area. And they had to say what the most difficult part about each person was to work with on this show. So all of a sudden there are all these tweets that Morgan is difficult to work with. What would they say about Morgan? Because you have to pick the worst part of her. We won't go you first.
Starting point is 00:07:01 But just given the example, what's the hardest part? You want to go first? Or are you going to go first? I mean, I'll get it over with, I guess. Do you want to do yourself? Yeah. And then we'll pile on. I think I know mine.
Starting point is 00:07:12 That's better. That's better. You do you and we'll pile on. Okay. Go ahead. I think it's really difficult that I am bad at replying to text messages and emails. That's what I have for her. About her? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:23 You text her and you may never get a text back. Ever. So she doesn't care about people. That's not true. No, but that's what the story would say. That is true. You're right. I would say that you can't keep her attention.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Exactly. That's why I forget to reply. Yeah. It's like she ignores you. In general, it's like, we'll be in the middle of something, and I'll be on. I'll be killing it. I'm like making myself laugh. I look over and Amy's like head deep in her computer or like dittling on a paper.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Amy, this is going to be. You don't notice that. But when I'm doodling, I'm paying attention. That is part of me paying attention. And also she's rude when people say that she'd feel how rude she is to me right now. I feel very attacked. The doodling is part of me paying attention. I swear.
Starting point is 00:08:01 100%. I pay better attention when I'm doodling. Google it. Sounds like somebody. I study better. on the TV's on. It's part of my disorder. Okay, let's do Eddie. Can I do Amy? Oh yeah, we all can. Yeah, go ahead. No. I mean, when you come to work with Amy, be ready for a five-hour therapy session. Amy acts like she's a certified therapist and knows how to solve all the world's problems.
Starting point is 00:08:25 No, I don't. That feels like warm and loving, though. It's not bad. Like she may be wrong, but she cares. Exactly. I preface it with it. Like, I'm not an expert. However, I have been through some stuff and here's what I learned and it worked for me. not work for you. But are people asking you for that? I don't know. No. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. Okay. So I'll, I'll calm down on that. Okay. No, no need. This is just the worst. And we're just having fun here. Yeah, we're just kicking at old school. I can, I can improve. No need. Okay. Keep going. No, no, I have no more. That's it. Yeah. I'll go under the knife next. Oh, okay. I'll go first. Hmm. Hmm. What I say about me? I got like 11 of
Starting point is 00:09:07 them. Start firing them off. What would be the one thing? I would say, it seems I'm really short at times with people, especially in communication because I don't do any, like, small talk.
Starting point is 00:09:27 So that could be very short feeling. No warm talk, no small talk. Unless it's time to do that. But here it's not, we don't even really go to the bathroom. So it could be the ship could be a little too tight at times. Fair?
Starting point is 00:09:42 Fair. That's good. If you email with me, you'll think I hate you. Not on purpose. I reply two words. But it's like you asked me the question, here's the answer. So I could be better. I'm not going to be better at that, but I could be.
Starting point is 00:09:53 So I would think that would be tough. Like, too demanding. Yeah, I mean, but we've gotten better about asking to go to the bathroom. I'm not even talking about the bathroom. You're not scared anymore. No, no, I know. And you know what, I applaud you guys. You've grown into asking to go to the bathroom because we just worked through it.
Starting point is 00:10:12 It wasn't easy. But then it became like a health concern because my bladder is getting all walking here. I remember I had to pee on myself one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was awkward. And I have the bucket back here and you guys don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So go ahead.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Do me. I mean, a recent one for me is like you don't want to be questioned. Oh, dang. No, we thought it was hilarious that you questioned both Mike and I after 5,000 days. Yeah, the filter I took it through is don't ask a question. I genuinely was like. It was only about what that was about. Everybody thought that was funny.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Okay. That was hilarious. you sure? Yeah, it's like, the one thing that we do is check, double check and the scuba steves are triple check. So getting every line. And then we finished and out of nowhere, Amy goes, are you sure we're done? And I'm like, wait, this just feel like someone talking foreign language I didn't say it that aggressively. I was like, oh, are you sure? Are we sure? Because I still have. And were you right? Oh, I was wrong. Okay. Oh, Amy, see, I want to piggyback off yours. Mine is, with Bobby, you never questioned a nerd that was the captain of the quiz bowl team because
Starting point is 00:11:11 he's an encyclopedia. So if he's arguing... That's not true though. I'm wrong a lot. No, if he's arguing with you against you, your facts are wrong, which is very annoying. He always has the facts right.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I think at times I'll fight for facts. If I'm borderline or it's an opinion, I'll fight harder than I should. Yeah. I hear you say often, I may be wrong. And then what is he wrong? No, it's my... No, that's right.
Starting point is 00:11:36 It's really annoying. A lot of times you are right. I think a lot of times you're jealous that you're right a lot. And then sometimes you do ask Mike, like, Mike, can you double check it? And I think sometimes Mike just says, you're right. Yeah, I don't even know if Mike double checks a lot of time. I don't think that's true.
Starting point is 00:11:48 No, because you want the facts. I mean, anybody else could look it up and know that you're... If he's wrong, I'll pull it up that he's wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mind being wrong. I don't know. Name the last time he was wrong, Eddie. I can't.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Exactly. Do you have anything you want to say, Morgan or Eddie, about me? If word got out... Oh, everybody has to you now. If we said bad things about you, they have to say it. Well, I don't want to pressure them if they just think everything's Perfect. I think you are so efficient that sometimes I work. Don't start it with a compliment. No, hold on. You're so good looking, dude. Dang. Go ahead, Morgan. I, like, I get nervous sometimes if I don't
Starting point is 00:12:23 have all my stuff together when I talk to you about certain things, because I feel like you're so efficient that if I'm not being efficient, I feel like I'm throwing things off. So maybe like some lack of patience would be in there. Very much so. Not patient at all. Unfair. Unpatient with myself as well. Impatient, I should say. Mike, is that Correct? Impatient? Yeah. Okay, thank you. Oh, what is doing? It was good.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Let me Google it. Eddie? Yeah, my headline would say, Bobby made us work in a torture chamber. I remember one time the studio was 59 degrees. 59. Yeah. But also it was like 509 at another time.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Yeah, but you couldn't control that. Oh, that's true. Oh, so you're saying I force everybody to work in the cold. Of course. Oh, by that, you're saying I forced everybody to work in a temperature where the brain... That's a theory you read somewhere. Yeah, I would counter that because I also have read that. when you're really cold, your body is having to use a lot of energy to warm itself up.
Starting point is 00:13:14 So therefore, you get tired, not perky. I never used the word perky. I don't know that I've ever in my life. That one just felt weird. I like the word perky's weird. Because you think the cold perks us up. Like out of nowhere, perky just hit me on. I will say, too, if you look at all of our sitting stations, what's the difference between mine and you guys is?
Starting point is 00:13:34 You have a heater. I have a massive, massive lights over me. You have the beautiful lights to me. I thought you're going to see a bunch of crap on your desk. I do that, but I have massive lights. So it's probably a little warmer. And I'm sitting underneath more computers. Oh, that could be.
Starting point is 00:13:48 That's got to be good for the jewels. Keep them warm front. You know, good. No, you want to do lunchbox? Yeah. I'm scared of them sometimes. Like rage. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:13:57 That's good. That's perfect right there. Like, literally. There were times I'm so scared of it. Like, I'm. Oh, you want to do you first? Lock time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Go ahead. Sorry. Be careful of my piercing blue eyes, my stunning good looks and my. and my infectious personality. It's hard not to develop feelings for me. He's Justin Baldoni. Infectious, like, gets you sick. I mean, when he starts...
Starting point is 00:14:15 That's true too. Gets everybody sick. Actually, that's mine. I think it's why we all got sick. Amy, go ahead. Well, based on that, it's simple. He's delusional. Good guy.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Good guy. Delusion. Incredible Hulk. Yeah. Just sometimes... When he starts turning green, make him go home. Run away. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:35 No, I don't... Listen. You're never. I don't like to paint him as that. No. Really? No. Is it because you think he's harmless, but he just barks really up?
Starting point is 00:14:43 Well, I think you all have had a different experience than me. You're just being that therapy person right now. No. You're not being truthful. I am being truthful. Hey, be your truth. I would not be scared of him. I remember he almost killed someone with a golf club.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Stop. That was close. Who was that? Our friend Cruz. Oh, bones grab Cruz, I think, and I grab lunchbox or vice versa. One of the two. We were like, oh my gosh, somebody's going to die here. Like, every time a lunchbox raises his hand.
Starting point is 00:15:07 and in general I flinch, just in his room. Oh, wow. Come on. Eddie? I'll say it's like working with a... No, no, you. Oh, me. Yeah, we're doing him.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Oh, okay. Eddie wants to layer like the third one on. I have one for lunchbox. You want it? He's horrible at technology. This man has not kept with... I have taught him. I'm like his personal IT department.
Starting point is 00:15:28 So he has not taught himself anything on social media, on technology, on email. I'm talking myself a little bit. When Morgan does impressions of lunchbox using technology, It's always like the monkey and the rock. Like, you know, see, she's like that's... Yeah, yeah. Yes, he'll call me. Sometimes on a week, like night or a weekend and say, hey, can you show me how to do this for like the eighth time?
Starting point is 00:15:49 Like what? Something base, super basic? No, no, nothing basic. I'm telling you, anytime he has some, a problem with his phone, a problem with his computer, I am his personal IT. He calls me. He doesn't Google. I'm like, you could have just... Anything wrong.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Anything wrong. He'll, I'm like, lunchbox, you can just Google and find out what's wrong. How do I do that? And change it. That's all I'm doing and I'm just sending you the information. But he calls me. Eddie? Do you now?
Starting point is 00:16:14 Me? We don't need another one for lunchbox. Go ahead. I guess ever since I started winning a lot of games, I'm kind of annoying about it. I'm aware. That's yours as you have, you lead it with because I have won so much. Yeah, like I win so many games. Just say, no, no, just say I can be annoying.
Starting point is 00:16:27 I think in general I'm not annoyed, but I think with a game thing, yes, I'm kind of annoying about it. Amy? Yeah, he's very annoying sometimes. At what point of them? Games. And then sometimes. I can do it do it go okay
Starting point is 00:16:41 okay I guess it's just like he's just loud after he wins and then sometimes he laughs for like no reason after he wins it's not a reason no I just feel like sometimes he just laughs for no reason what if I think something's funny and you don't think it's funny like you laughing right now it's a lot of size
Starting point is 00:16:59 you said something you're laughing at you right now because right now I'm picturing him laughing and like ha ha ha and then he calls you bones lot and that's weird. I just call them bones right now because I was looking at it. I know.
Starting point is 00:17:11 He's like, oh, I get it. Okay, he has his nicknames for you. What about, did you have one for her? A nickname? Yeah. No, it's just you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Maybe he's laughing. No, maybe you're just the one that doesn't have a nickname because lunchbox is LB. You don't call me LB on lunch. You go on lunch sometimes. I don't know. Lunchbox, yours,
Starting point is 00:17:33 yours, Tore Daddy? This one may take a lot. So, no, boy. I got a question. Am I saying now that he's left this job or what it's going to be like to work with him. No. Like, what's the worst thing about working with him?
Starting point is 00:17:42 Oh, it's hard to get anything done with Eddie because he's preoccupied being up Bobby's butt. What? Yeah. Like, I mean, you can't, oh, sorry, I'm up Bobby's butt. I can't get to that right now. Oh, he says that. I like that.
Starting point is 00:17:54 That's like my answer. Your email and your auto response? Sorry, guys. I can't get to the phone right now. Like Eddie, can you help me with this? No, sorry. I'm too busy. Up Bobby's butt.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Does this feel like another jealousy thing like earlier? Is this the theme here? Maybe. What do you mean? jealousy. I don't want to be up your butt. I promise you that. I don't know that I don't understand up his butt. The acuization. Yeah. The what? Accusation. The what? Accusation. Stop. Is that not right? The what? The accuization. Is it a weather monitor? Is it a cue weather? What is it? Oh, it's his acuization. Accusation. Okay. Okay. God, got it. Morgan, the next time he laughs
Starting point is 00:18:33 at you for anything you say, just pointed him and say acuization. Morgan, you work with Eddie very closely. Yeah. She loves me. I get sometimes scared to tell Eddie when I have to, like, add to his workload because he yells at me when I do. What's it sound like? Can you impression the yell?
Starting point is 00:18:50 I don't do it. It's like, you mean text, right? Yeah. He'll be like, I don't have time for that. Or he'll be like, Morgan, we're not doing that. And I'm just like, okay. Well, we kind of have to add this on. I have to like really kind of walk down, like kind of like talking to a toddler sometimes.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Sure. I have to kind of talk to. Between two toddlers? She's like toddler sandwich over there. You know, I have to talk them both through a lot of things. And she does, like, she does do that. And then she's really sweet about it. And I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:19:17 And then next thing you know, like 10 minutes later, I'm doing it. I heard her get you the other day. I forget what it was. But we were obviously tight. And Morgan was like, Eddie, don't forget. It was just something. And you were like, you got to do this. And Eddie was like, Mom, I have to.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Whatever it was. It's very much like that. I heard it presented very nicely, but hey, don't for, because you two work together very closely. Yes, we do. With Eddie being running the cameras and editing and Morgan being. Basically, she needs videos from me for her job. And so she's like, hey, don't forget, we need that. I'm going to need that by like 5 o'clock today.
Starting point is 00:19:52 And I'm like, ugh, fine. You want to do one more? We do Ray? Are we going to do Morgan? There's nothing wrong with Morgan. Oh. Okay, go ahead. Morgan, what's hard about working with you?
Starting point is 00:20:03 I think sometimes, like, I don't know if it's because I get. frustrated that I have to teach a lot, but sometimes I'll just like, I'll take things from people. I'm like, I'm not teaching you how to do it. I'll just do it. And give it back to them. So how would that be written in a negative way? Like, imagine you're somebody writing that about you in a terrible way. I think sometimes I don't have patience. I get frustrated pretty quickly when I, like, if I have to repeat myself multiple times or I just will, and I can get sassy, especially as it starts to happen if it happens more frequently. Lunchbox, what were you going to say? I was going to say Morgan comes off as nice, but
Starting point is 00:20:36 She also thinks hitting post on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram is as difficult as working at NASA. So practice your eye roll for her complaining about how hard and how much work she has. That's pretty funny. I don't agree with it. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. You know, I worked a lot of hours, lunchbox. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:20:55 There we go. I don't think it's hard as NASA, though. I do wish I could work at NASA. But maybe Lunchbox just thinks everyone works, like we say we work harder than Lunchbox because Lunchbox really doesn't. I think Lunchbox thinks we all work the same level he does. does. And so if anybody complains about it, he's like, well, they're working as hard as I am and I don't complain. So he thinks it's probably complaining about not a lot of work. No, you know, sometimes when he calls me to ask for help on his stuff, I'm like, I'm working right now, lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:21:19 He's like, you're working at 6 o'clock. I'm like, yes, lunchbox, I'm working. We work late. I have other things to do. This statement couldn't become more true. I mean, we are doing it right now in real time. It's amazing. Hey, you know what? Do you want to do my job for a few days? No, he can't do it. No, we're in trouble. Can't do it. Do you want them to go be a Mandarin interpreter?
Starting point is 00:21:39 That would be like... Exactly. Exactly. See, this is what I'm saying. You can't say that it's hard if you've never done it. So, you know, get a check. Can you do my job for a couple of days? Yes, I could. Okay, go do those in streetbed. I would. Go do those in streetbed. I would be awkward. I would. You would never not. Never not. You got you. Okay. I mean, you want to do Ray real quick and we can end it. Ray, what's hard about you? I'm hitting myself. Yeah, you have to go against yourself first. Hmm Hours are different than the y'all So like sometimes people hit me up
Starting point is 00:22:13 When I'm taking a nap Oh so we can't reach you at times Yes Ray is unavailable for communication Okay I'm curious what lunchbox has written He's put some time into this and I enjoy it I appreciate the hard work he put into these
Starting point is 00:22:26 A hard hard hard work No yeah for sure go ahead Read Ray's easy Ray acts like he is the most relaxed person in the world But I have never met someone that is so uptight and wound, like you cannot do anything because he freaks out over everything. What do you think that's rooted in? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I can't figure out what it is. It's a deep root because he's very stressful. Like childhood trauma. Possibly. Maybe he was therapist. Can you help us? Amy, yeah, would you mind? I do think that he likes things a particular way and he's very orderly.
Starting point is 00:22:57 And if you go to his email, he doesn't have any emails. Like once he's checked an email and is done, like sometimes he'll have it up and he'll have like one. and he'd be like, oh my gosh, I got to delete this. I respect that? And like, no, no, yeah, that's what I mean. Forget emails. He deletes his texts. So, like, no way. Like, everything is just.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I've never been attracted to a guy before. Buttoned up. But now? I didn't know that, Ray. Yeah, he's kind of into it. He's pretty tight. You delete text after the reason. Except for my wife's because she got so mad one time when I did it.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Did once you get in trouble for deleting a text and then she caught you and just held the story the whole time? Me? Yeah. Like, that would be the thing. Like, you're dating her. And she sees you deleting another girl's text. So you're like, no, I delete everybody's text.
Starting point is 00:23:38 So then you just have to hold that story for five years. Forever. Gosh, but what do you do if you need to go back and find a text or something? Like there's so many links and pictures. There's deleted. So there's ways to pull it up. 30 days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I mean, so maybe I miss out on text. I go back and have some receipts. I don't really need that in my life. So I'm not trying to prove anything. Oh, you said this one time two months ago. Well, not prove it, but like, hey, where's that link that you shared with me? I mean, what I would say about Ray? Too hardworking.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Oh. Too lunch pail. You know, a guy shows up. The one thing Rayden at one point was like a promotion. Oh, I remember that. I was like, hey man, I'm good. No, but like, I'm good. I was like, all right, buddy.
Starting point is 00:24:19 We're good to go then. Quickest meeting ever. Love him. You want a promotion? What does that mean? Like, you were offering him more responsibility or more money? But one comes with the other. And maybe it's too stressful to take all that.
Starting point is 00:24:30 He's just like, hey, do you want it? He's already wound up. That was literally it. Like, you're doing a great job. Maybe he knew his bandwidth. Oh, I'm sure it was that. That's good. It was the quickest one of those I've ever had.
Starting point is 00:24:41 No, I'm good. Yeah, I was like, hey, man, you want to talk about, like, taking on more responsibilities, promotion? Because he's capable. Yeah, I've been thinking about. I don't think so. Okay. I hear you. That was it.
Starting point is 00:24:53 So, well, thank you all for this exercise. That's fun. I didn't really. Who took the worst? Maybe. Maybe Eddie. Yeah, Eddie. Yeah, I took the worst?
Starting point is 00:25:03 I think so annoying. And what was lunch is? I'm up your butt or something? Yeah. That's probably the worst. It was very bad, I guess. I like that. Yeah. Because I'm up there.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Yeah. What do they call that a brown noser? In the 80s. That's racist. No, it's not. Are you sure? Against Eddie, it is. Great point.
Starting point is 00:25:19 HR. Thank you. Yeah, HR. No, no, no, no, no. Thank you. It's the anonymous sin box. Anonymous sin bar. Fashion to be had.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Hello, Bobby Bones. My mom has a new boyfriend. And on more than one occasion, I've over a Overheard him bad-mouthing me and my siblings. I don't live at home anymore, but my two younger sisters still do. He has two kids about my age that he will compare to us. They both attend fancy colleges. And while I'm doing well at our local college, I'm also taking care of myself.
Starting point is 00:26:02 But he makes me feel worthless and my mom won't defend us. Should I confront him or talk to my mom? I think he needs to be put in this place. Signed. Problem with mom's boyfriend. Yeah, that sucks. That's a bad one. first of all, I would make sure that what you're hearing is actually what's being said.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I'm not doubting you, but at times we can hear things and maybe it's a version of what we think we're hearing more than it's the truth. If you can for sure identify that and you're an adult, it sounds like I think this is something you can first go to your mom about. And then if she says, ah, it's not true. It's not true. Then I think it's something that you can actually go and address head on. If you were 12, I'd tell you a different thing. It sounds like you're maybe 20. And I don't think you have to go and be super confrontational. But yeah, that's not cool that he's comparing you to his kids.
Starting point is 00:26:52 And it's also, he's just your mom's boyfriend. So that, like, sucks. That, like, hurts my heart for you a little bit. But I think it's go to your mom first and just ask her. I wouldn't even go and say, this is what I heard and I'm really mad about it. I would ask her if she has heard anything that, alludes to him bad mouthing your siblings don't even make it about you because then it won't seem that you're triggered and it's super personal toward you and she says no I haven't and then you know for
Starting point is 00:27:22 a fact you're an adult do an adult thing have an adult conversation with this loser and let him explain himself probably not going to be good he's probably not going to end up with your mom anyway anybody like this is toxic I would imagine if your mom has a decent head on our shoulders to address this. I won't say head on. Mom first and then go to him second. Amy? Yeah, I second that.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Mom first. Boyfriend second. And then even with your mom, you don't want, you never, I shouldn't say never. You will almost never get a resolution that you want if people are having to be defensive from the get-go.
Starting point is 00:28:04 So if you go to your mom and you're like, this is what I heard. I'm so mad. Just generally in life, if you really want to accomplish something with someone, never make them defensive. Do it with your mom, but don't make her defensive. Say, hey, I kind of heard him saying this about, do you know if this is any truth? And then go from there. And stick to your feelings. I mean, or your siblings. No, no, no, no, no. But yeah, it's just like how it makes
Starting point is 00:28:27 you feel when something is said. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. I'm sorry that's happening to you, but make sure that's happening. I've also heard things wrong before. And then when it's like, oh, I heard this, that wasn't it at all. Make sure, go to your mom, go to him, then punch him in the face if none of None of that works. Right, everybody? Yeah. Yeah, thank you. All right, close it up.
Starting point is 00:28:47 It's Amy's segment. Amy all the time. All right. Do you remember how much we were into Hunger Games? Yes, the books. Yeah. Yes, and then the movies. We loved it.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Read all the books. Watch all the movies. Well, fourth wing is apparently the new hunger games. Not exactly content-wise. Like, Divergence was the New Hunger Games. Well, this one's a little bit more adult. I don't like that either. I don't like them doing it.
Starting point is 00:29:13 I need a fine line. Of like not too kid. I know. It's called a romantic. I'm out. So romance fantasy, because there are dragons involved. Okay. I'm listening again.
Starting point is 00:29:25 So they say it's like somewhere between Hunger Games and Game of Thrones. Like that's the vibe if there was a middle ground of that. I don't like people doing it in books, especially with dragons. Well, I don't know. I haven't read it yet. So I don't know that they're doing it with dragons, Eddie. But I just don't like people doing it in books. It's weird to read.
Starting point is 00:29:44 No, I've heard. heard from multiple friends. Like everybody's just obsessed with these books. And I'm like, okay, I think there's two out so far. And there's going to be five books total. Do we spin the wheel at some point? Loser has to read the book? The first one, yeah, fourth wing.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Okay. How long is the book? I don't want to read this nerd crap. You could listen to it on Audible if you want to. You don't have to read it. Oh, don't give them ways out. I think they should have to read it. Well, listening is reading.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Yeah, man. Is this like an after school special where Amy and Mitchie can't read right now? I can't read. No, I can read. I read books. but I also like to listen to books. I think we draw and the loser has to read the book. We put everybody on the wheel.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Okay. Which makes our odds even better. Okay. It's 500 pages, by the way. Oh. That's going to take it's six years. Come on. I'm dyslexic.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Like, what are the odds? Then read it backwards. Eddie, we have figured out how to survive in this world with our dyslexia. You can't use that as an excuse. That's going to be hard. Okay. Early next week. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:40 We will wheel up everybody. Everybody? Everybody. Everybody. And the loser has to read the book. Okay. Even like the side, a JV team. Okay. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Okay. Fourth wing. Not JV in our heart, just behind the glass, so you don't hear them all the time. And what's the book called? Fourth Wing. Five hundred pages. And if you really like, like, Bobby, say you draw it and you're really enjoying it, you have to tell us. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:31:00 You can't act like you're too good for it. I'd be like, in the dragon. Ran his fingers down the chest. 500 pages of dragons. Yes. All right. Get us out of here. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:31:15 With Amy. Tell me something good. Nikki Freeman loves animals. She's been rescuing them for no money at all whatsoever. She has a 2012 Nissan Ultima, and she's pretty cramped in there when she's rescuing the dogs. Well, fast forward, a couple just donated a Lincoln Navigator SUV to her, and now she can continue her work.
Starting point is 00:31:39 She thought about even stepping back from rescuing because she had breast cancer a couple of years ago, and it just really was taking a toll on her. So not only is she now in recovery from her, breast cancer, but she's going to continue rescuing the animals and now she has more room to do so. Most people that do that job, but we know a few of them that go and rescue animals or start shelters or assist with shelters. Like they're doing it straight out of love because it's not like they're making millions of dollars or any money at all. Yeah, no. My dog Kara came from our sales girl, Kathy. Like that's what she does on the side. She does sales during the day and then she rescues
Starting point is 00:32:13 dogs during her free time. And that's how I got my Labradoodle and I love her. Amazing story. I love it because we're big dog people. Glad she got a car and big shout out to her for saving all those dogs. That's what it's all about. Oh, yes. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:32:26 I want to shout out who donated the car. It's Zach and Chana Colbert and they gifted the Lincoln Navigator, like I said. So just shout out to them for seeing a need and stepping in and meeting it. Thank you very much. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Host of Untraditionally Lala. My days of filling up cups at Sir, may be over, but I'm still loving life in the valley. Life on the other side of the hill is giving grown-up vibes, but over here on my podcast, Untraditionally Lala, I'm still that Lala you either love or love to hate.
Starting point is 00:32:59 I've been full on over-sharing with fans, family, and former frenemies like Tom Schwartz. I had a little bone to pick with Schwarzy when he came on the pod. You don't feel bad that you told me I was a bootleg housewife? I almost flipped a pizza in your lap. I was so pissed. Oh my God, I literally forgot about that until just now. Sorry, I don't want to blame alcohol.
Starting point is 00:33:17 I got to blame that one on the alcohol. This is about laughing and learning when life just keeps on life in. Because I make mistakes so that you guys don't have to. We're growing, we're thriving. And yes, sometimes we're barely surviving. But we do it all with love. It's unruly, it's unafraid, it's untraditionally la la. Listen to Untraditionally Lala on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:33:42 I wouldn't sat on the little ottoman in front of him. And I was, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. And she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Yeah. On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon, Danny Trail, talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to Bench, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic. And without this trouble, I'm going to die. Open your free I-Heart radio app.
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Starting point is 00:35:09 There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationship. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I feel like it was a little bit unbelievable until I really start making money. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building. your future. This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer,
Starting point is 00:35:54 and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum Pierre, as they shared their journeys from starting out to leveling up. If I'm outside with my parents and they're seeing all these people come up to me for pictures, it's like, what? Today now, obviously, it's like 100%. They believe everything, but at first it was just
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Starting point is 00:36:38 That Friday. Amy, what shape was Humpty Dumpty in the nursery rhyme? Eat an egg. Okay, so do we do the nursery rhyme out loud? Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty Dumpty. All the Kings and horses. All the Kings' horses and all the Kingsmen put Humpty back.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Couldn't put Humpty. They couldn't? That's sad. She now gets sad over Humpty Dumpty. What? I thought that they did put him back together again. All the Kings horses and all the Kingsmen couldn't put Humpty together again. Yeah, so it doesn't say anything about him being an egg.
Starting point is 00:37:13 It never mentions. It's just the drawings he's an egg. That's exactly what it is. In the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme, there's never a mention of him being an egg. It's just how he was drawing. And so in pop culture, Humpty Dumpty's sitting on a wall as an egg. Wow. So he could have been a human, broke all's bones or fell on some swords and they couldn't put
Starting point is 00:37:31 them together again. Sorry you had to learn about that this morning, Amy. That's traumatic. Fun fact, Friday, Amy, you go. So our brains constantly eating themselves. It's called vagotosis. Easy. You nailed it.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Fago. So tell us more about what it actually does. than trying to pronounce it. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. This process helps maintain homeostasis and clear away debris. So it's constantly. That's weird. It's a one for you to pick.
Starting point is 00:38:01 A lot of words, Sarah. It's constantly eating at itself, okay? I just thought that was kind of fun. Cleopatra lived closer to the debut of the iPhone than the building of the Great Pyramid. The pyramid was finished 2540 BC. Cleopatra was born over 2,000 years later. And the iPhone debuted in 2007, so she actually was closer to the iPhone than the pyramid. Oh, that is crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:23 But we just think about, you know, she was there with the pyramids way before us, so she probably had to be there. Heck, she probably oversaw it. That's what we think. Yeah, I thought that. Lunchbox? Oh, wind turbines kill about 100,000 birds a year. But if you paint one blade black, it reduces it by 70%. Is it because you can see it better if one of them is black and moving fast, then if it's so fast, maybe you can't see it at all?
Starting point is 00:38:50 Correct. Do we have birds flying or glass? I go back all the time. So sad. Boom. We had a big one, like a hawk. Usually they're small. There was a massive hawk.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Dead laying outside the window. Whoa. Yeah, I'm getting pretty good at the flip, though. I get a big garbage bag, and I go at it and grab it and flip it and then put it in another one, put it outside. But, yeah, imagine that. You don't even know you'd probably get caught. You're just bird fly, fly.
Starting point is 00:39:12 And then life's over. Gone. Just like that. Morgan. I'm laughing because I'm probably going to mispronounce another word. Captain Crutch's full name is Horatio. Magellan Crunch. You thought of which of those words did you think you would mispronounce of Captain Cron's.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I feel like the Horatio might be pronounced differently. Nailed it. That's it. Horatio. So Captain Crunch's real name is Horatio. Magellan Crunch. And Magellan, why do you think? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:37 I just, I get really nervous when there's words that I don't know and I have to say them out loud. Do this. Google who Magellan was. I'll come back to you. Okay. We'll do a little learning lesson here. Eddie. Chinese checkers.
Starting point is 00:39:48 You know the game? Yeah, but it's little balls. Where do you think it was invented? Well, I'm going to not think Chinese because you're telling me this. Otherwise, I would have probably said China, but since you're asking me, probably America. Chinese checkers was not invented in China. It was invented in Germany. How about that?
Starting point is 00:40:03 If I was Chinese, I'd be pissed about that. But maybe it was somebody from China who lived in Germany, like it was a Chinese person. Because that would, like, in my homeland, we, I don't know. My brain did not go there. Greenland can be a very challenging place to live. In Greenland, the sun does not. set for two months from the end of May until the end of July. So it is just up. It never goes down from the end of May to the end of July. That's cool. And in the winter, the sun sets in October
Starting point is 00:40:30 and then never comes up at all until February. The only natural light comes from the moon. It is just straight up dark. That's got to be so sad. Think about that. So happy, so sad. Hey, what about the crime rate? Do you think it's like bad? No, mostly only like America. Oh, okay. I would think in nighttime, like all the criminals come out and like for how for how long for like that much time. I bet you that. But not a lot of people live there either. There are people that live there, but it's not densely populated because it is so cold.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Morgan, tell us about Magellan. So Ferdinand, Magellan, was a Portuguese-born explorer and navigator who played a key role in the first circumnavigation of the world. Boom, all the way around. So he was a captain? He was a ship? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:14 He was an explorer. So you're telling me Captain Crunch was partially named. Yeah. When his parents had him, they were like, you know, we're very motivated by Magellan. and we have a great future in his captaining. The Horatio part, not sure where that comes from. Is that potentially a Mexican, like, war name? Be careful.
Starting point is 00:41:30 No, genuinely. But, like, down, like, South Texas was like, we had those guys, but they were named Oracio. See, that's why I thought of my name. I know two Horatios, but they're literal Horatios. Oh. Yeah. The CSI Miami, the guy's name was Horatio.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I don't know him. Is he Hispanic? No, he's not as the white dude. Finally, Eleanor Roosevelt refused to let a secret service member travel with her when she was first lady. Now this is back in the day, but she was like, I don't want anybody.
Starting point is 00:41:54 I just want a gun, so you carried a pistol with her where she went. Oh, wow. Fun, Fat Friday. So on the show, Morgan said the lunchbox brings his dirty dishes to work
Starting point is 00:42:04 and washes them in the dishwasher. We were all blown away. Like, why not just wash them by hand at home? To which your response was, why not? It's free. It saves water and it saves money on the detergent pods.
Starting point is 00:42:18 I couldn't think of the thing they're called. So it brings his dirty dishes into work to do them, puts them in at the beginning of the show, takes them out when it's over. There was an email to all of our building. Hey, all, the dishwasher is now set to be used again after it was broken. If there are any issues, please let us know. Best, Rachel, receptionist. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Somebody broke the dishwasher. What do you mean somebody? Who else washed the dishes up here? Is this you? It did stop working for a few days. Did you know it broke? and you did nothing about it? I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:42:52 What was I going to do? I wasn't going to get in there and fix it. But did it break while your dishes were in it? Well, I put them in and tried to start it, and no water was coming out. And did you alert anyone? I didn't know who to alert. Like, I didn't know who was responsible for the dishwasher. So you just pulled the dishes dirty back, and took them back home.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Yes, and took him back home. And that's why I was complaining, really, is because my dishwasher at home wasn't working. Dishwasher here wasn't working. and that's how Morgan, I guess, caught on to me using this dishwasher as I was complaining about neither dishwasher working. But it's back in service. Amy, what do you think about this?
Starting point is 00:43:30 I mean, who knows if he's the one that actually broke it, but... If you were the dictator of this building, what would you tell him? The odds are probably high and I would just say, we need to do our dishes at home. Well, they just said, then why do we have a dishwasher here? What is the dishwasher for? Because we have a kitchen that is used in a professional environment. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Not your dishes. No, no, when we have catering, they're on plastic trays and plastic plates. So do you think, let me ask you this for real? I've never seen glass plates served in an event at this building. So he just genuinely asked us, why do you think we have a dishwasher here? Okay. Okay, we gave our answer. Why does he think we have a dishwasher here?
Starting point is 00:44:05 If you want to wash dishes. So you think everybody that works here can bring stuff out. Yes, it's a community dishwasher. Sort of like that refrigerator. If you don't have two refrigerators at home, you can store your stuff in it? You can store your stuff. Bring two gallons of milk. Put it in there.
Starting point is 00:44:18 And then when you're down to one gallon, take that home. You can eat eggs, put them in that fridge. I never thought of it like that. Are you going to continue with the dishwasher? 100%. And nobody said anything to you from the belly. No one has said anything. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Then who are we? Yeah. We'll just acknowledge it and move on. Yeah, who says, one of you guys, a dishwasher police. We've just never heard of that before. We have like storage closets and lockers and stuff here to bring things to store. Oh, do you use your lock on a sweatshirt and stuff in there? Well, I mean, a sweatshirter that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I don't even know what my locker is. Do I have one? No, you just got to go get a key out of the wall and take the locker. It's community. Yeah. Oh. It's like when you go to the pool, you know, it's already got a key in there. Got it.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Okay. Good luck, Xbox. Thanks. It's time for the good news. Which Bobby? Tell me something good. Last week a skier was rescued about 80 miles east of Seattle. He fell a thousand feet and had a really bad leg injury and probably would not have been able to get out of where he fell.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Again, he fell a thousand feet. But there is an SOS feature on the Apple Watch that he was able to hit that a little. alert authorities, which, by the way, could alert authorities with no cell. And if you can do that with no sell, there's really sell, right? And they're not letting us have it exactly. That's what I think. I should probably be focused on like the happiness part of the story. But yeah, no, he falls, again, down a thousand feet down this mountain.
Starting point is 00:45:36 And he's able to hit his button and they're able to track it. So it's basically a distress signal. In video footage from King County Air Support, a friend of the skier can be seen waving down the rescue team because they come, but they, but they, Friend is like way above over the fall. And despite limited information from the satellite distress call, the team successfully found the rescued skier. No updates on the skier's condition.
Starting point is 00:46:01 However, he's not dead. But Cairo 7 with that, your device is unable to connect to your regular cellular network. So SOS can still utilize other available networks, including satellite connectors on newer phones. some of the cell phone services now are they have like a section of 5G that they're slivering out that only emergency personnel are able to use. So meaning if all, I mean, if all the signal is jammed or there's people all over it, I don't know, if it's even slower, they can just get on actual phone and not have to worry about, I guess my phone's number jammed though.
Starting point is 00:46:41 It's not like I try to call anybody and it doesn't work. Yeah, but I mean, I guess I'm thankful for it. if the time were to come and they were to need to be able to communicate. But then do you have your buddies that are in that field and they're like, hey, you're using it just to call each other. Or you give your family, hey, just all you got to do is type in this, this, and this, and you're good. Call me on the emergency 5G. All right, there you go. Great story.
Starting point is 00:47:02 That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's a voicemail. Good morning. I have a morning morning for Amy. What I said is say when I'm sorry kept following him. quit stalking me. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Celery? What did the lettuce say when the celery kept following him? Quit stalking me. Got it. Eddie's son, Eddie Jr., how old? Yeah, he's 11. He has a morning corny as well. How do you organize a space party?
Starting point is 00:47:31 You plan it. Did you know that one? Yeah. Amy Mowardell said it. She lipsinked it? Yeah, not original. No, no, no. It's good.
Starting point is 00:47:43 I like that one. And now let's get to the real. One here. All right, hit it. Amy's morning. Morning. Pornies. The morning corny. Did you hear about the foot who went to the dance party? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Did? This is that. What, go. You committed go. Yeah, it had a ball. Football. I'm trying to do football jokes leading up to the Super Bowl. I think that's more the ball of your foot.
Starting point is 00:48:10 What? Can you repeat that one, Amy? I don't quite understand it. I don't think she understood. I think she just saw football. Did you hear? about the foot who went to the dance party. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Yeah, it had a ball. Yeah, the ball of your foot. It has to do with football. Oh, my God. Can we just not? No, we can't. Do you have another one? You have a quick slap on?
Starting point is 00:48:31 Yes, I read, sometimes I have a list and I read the wrong one. And I'm like, I just have to commit and then I couldn't. Go ahead. I will. Are you talking to yourself now? This is not good. Somebody call a doctor. He's having a stroke.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Go ahead. I will. Watch me. At the end she's like, how'd you do? I felt it's pretty good. I felt Bobby telling me. Go ahead. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:56 How do football players stay cool during the game? How do football players stay cool during the game? They stand next to the fans. You get it? I get that one. I like it. Now say something to yourself about how you thought about it. I like that one better.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Okay, good. That was better. Thank you. That was the morning. Corny. Blind karaoke, you will sing these songs with no lyrics in front of you. Eddie will go first. All these songs are public domain, meaning we don't have to pay for them.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Oh, yes. So we can sing and not to worry about being invoiced. So is there any favor you have, Eddie, you want? Ooh, there's a lot of good ones up there, but probably Old McDonald. Oh, it's a classic. Oh, McDonald's here for him. I mean, I think I know all the words of that one. Okay, let's spin that wheel.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Oh, boy, that's a good one. Let's go Old McDonald. Let's go, old McDonald's. Got it. Oh, McDonald had a fio. So that's going to be your pace. Okay, cool. And that's my, I mean, that's my key, too.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Old McDonald. Ooh, maybe a little high. All right, here we go. Eddie's performing Old McDonald. Go ahead. And on that farm, he had a pig. E. E. E.I.O.
Starting point is 00:50:20 And an oink, oink here, and an oink there. Here and oink there and oink everywhere. And oink, o'clock. Old McDonald had a farm. E.I.e. I. Oh, let me go one more time. that a cow
Starting point is 00:50:38 E. I. E.I.io. And on that farm, time. Dang, I messed up. Time. Okay, there's Eddie. I was trying to get that moo. Wow. Jump the gun a little on that one. Maybe I should start it with the moo, huh? Because the moose fun. The animal was all your pick. Dang it. All right, Eddie's off. All right, up second. Performing will be
Starting point is 00:50:59 Amy. Okay. Amy's walking up to the microphone. Here we go. Let's spin that wheel. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Maybe something I know. Yankee doodle. Okay, here's a little free to hear. Yankee doodle, gangiton, a riding on a pony.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni. Well, that's tough. Okay, well, that's the part I know. Here we go. Ramundo, hit it. He doodle went to town riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his hat and called him macaroni. Ganky doodle went to town.
Starting point is 00:51:47 doodle went Yankee doodle into town Yes he did Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony stuck a feather in his hat and called a macaron Yankee doodle That's all I know! You know the other part too.
Starting point is 00:52:07 What is it? Tell me. So it goes Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his hat and called a macaroni. Yankee doodle Keep it up. Yankee doodle. Kinky doodle. Dandy Yankee. I don't know that far. I have never eaten. I never made it that far.
Starting point is 00:52:23 There's a macaroni. Wow. Okay. Amy, thank you very much. Appreciate that. Good job, Amy. Abby, you're coming in next. Here she is.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Right. You don't think that was good? I mean, she did her best. I think it was pretty terrible. Okay. Coming in next, the only person on the show that makes money for singing. It is Abby. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:52:42 All right, Abby, do you have a favorite song up here? I think you crush Amazing Grace. Oh, for sure. No. other words for that one. All right, here we go. Let's spin that wheel. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Amazing Grace. She'll be coming around the mountain. Oh, not amazing grace. Would you please play that? Definitely not. She'll be coming around. It's been pretty good. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Here is Abby. We'll give our scores at the very end. Go ahead. All right, ready? She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. And she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. She'll be riding for a mountain. White horses when she comes
Starting point is 00:53:39 She'll be ride when she comes Oh yeah She'll be horses She'll be riding all these horses When she comes She'll be going around We don't know any more of the words I can not believe you knew that many words
Starting point is 00:53:59 She's winning this I don't know how many horses it is But you didn't know that verse I thought it was six but I don't know Oh I don't even know I was like oh can you ride three horses At once? Oh because I think it's She'll be riding six wide horses
Starting point is 00:54:09 But I'm not sure Abby, good job. That's a good job. Yeah, that was really good. Final performances. Abby and then Lunchbox. Are you ready? We're ready, man. Yes, we've done three so far, ready for the fourth. All right, let's spin that wheel. Come on, give him amazing grace. Oh, that'd be so good. Lunchbox gets this little light of mine.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Oh, my goodness. Okay. What's up with the jacket? It's my stage name. It says dirty Dan on it. Dirty Dawn. Oh, Dirty Dawn. Where'd you get the Dirty Dawn jacket? My buddy Parker gave it to me. Oh, okay. What?
Starting point is 00:54:45 Is this a bit? Oh, Parker McCollum. You think your name's Don't. Yeah, I think so. Sent it to the studio. Shut up. Yeah, and it says from Parker McCollum. What has happened?
Starting point is 00:54:56 And it had two lunchbox on it? Yep. Okay, Don. So, I don't know. Maybe they told them that was my name. Well, performing in his Parker McCollum dirty Don jacket. Yeah. Ray, would you play it?
Starting point is 00:55:06 I think I got it. You've heard this one, right? It's over 100 years old. I think so. Maybe so. All right, go ahead, Ray. That did not sound 100 years old. Get ready, guys.
Starting point is 00:55:33 This light's going to shine on you. This little light of mine. This little... Oh, we cut out. This little light of mine's going to shine, going to shine. This little light of mine going to shine like a dime. This little light of mine is going to shine, going to shine, going to shine, Gonna shine
Starting point is 00:56:00 This little light of my It's gonna shine All right, time, time, time Dirty Donne Dorn. Dirty Don't. Have you never heard that song in your life? I don't think I have.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Where would you hear that? Everywhere. Nursery rhymes. Church. Oh, church, yeah. Yeah, church, man. Even like the second verse, Hide it under a bushel,
Starting point is 00:56:26 no, I'm gonna let it shine. Oh, I don't know that. Stop with the second verse. You are the only person in the world that knows the second verse. I don't think that's true. Dirty Dawn, you did your thing. Dirty Dawn, taking a seat.
Starting point is 00:56:40 That light's going to shine. Okay, thank you, Dirty Dawn. This is going to be a quick victory here. Easy. Yeah, it's pretty simple. It's easy. I got it. Abby, you are the winner.
Starting point is 00:56:51 You win our first ever public domain. Do you want to come sing Amazing Grace while we get out of here? Oh, sure. Okay, come on back in here. So Abby will sing Amazing Grace. Our winner, the total score of 12 points. All four is Abby. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Good job, Abby. In last place was Amy. Oh, wow. Oh, good. Dirty Dawn is still alive. Dirty Dawn is still alive. Okay. Amy finished last.
Starting point is 00:57:13 I think nailed the words the ones I knew. Ramundo, let's hit her up. We'll get out of here with Abby singing Amazing Grace. That's what Amazing Grace is. I'm about to deal Peter. It's so slow. I'm not Joe Peter. We're going to go into this.
Starting point is 00:57:50 We're going to go into this. And Abby's just going to keep singing. us only in the room. Yes, go. Okay. We'll be back in a minute, everybody. I did my scratch off. So far, I've won 100 bucks on this ticket.
Starting point is 00:58:06 I'm only halfway through. So I'm going to finish scratching this. My goal is to win a thousand bucks in the scratch off. This person here, there was a lottery ticket hidden in a Bible in one or one million dollars. Wow. Who was, like her Bible? A Virginia woman found storing her lottery ticket in her Bible, to be lucky, has realized that she won a million bucks.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Jacqueline Mangus told officials. She tucked her raffle ticket away in her Bible after buying it. She was watching the news recently and learned a ticket. Bought in her small town was worth a million bucks. So she goes to it, opened it up, read the numbers, boom. One of a million bucks. Wow. That's from UPI.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Now, this is a voicemail we got. This is about scratchoffs what we're doing here. Hey, just wanted to drop some positivity for lunchbox. Right before the new year, I won $5,000 on a scratch off. And then with Bobby doing the scratchoffs, I decided to buy another one today. I won $3,000. I hope and pray that Bobby wins this $1,000 soon.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Thank you very much. Lunchbox is counter-paying against you, though. So I'm back to even. Oh, true. Because this guy's praying for me to win, and lunchbox is praying for me not to win. So now I'm back at even, square one. What was the positivity for me there, dude?
Starting point is 00:59:15 Like he said, I have positivity for lunchbox. I won $3,000 and $5,000, and I'm praying for Bobby to win. Nothing to do with me. There was nothing positive for me. I think it was just a positive story. Like, guy played. Want some money.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Who should give you help? Yeah. I have hope. I'm going to win. It's going to be awesome. I may win on this ticket right here in front of me. Next one. Bobby Bones, you will be the next $1,000 winner, man, winning that lotto.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Trust me, you will win, my brother, because you are the luckiest man in the world and you will hit it big. Also, lunchbox, bro, you got to stop getting people sick, man. Once you all hear lunchbox coughing or sneezing or scratch throat or anything like that, put him in that isolation room. Lock him in there so he won't get no one else sick, all right? Love the show, guys. Keep up doing what you doing.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Thank you. A lot of good stuff there. That's a great call. that one there. Thoughts lunchbox? Got no one sick. Everybody got sick after him. I worked from home a day. Eddie stayed home. Scoba Steve was home.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Race feeling sick. Yeah, and guess what? I stayed home no days because I felt not bad. That's why we all got sick. No, no, because I wasn't sick. I had a sinus infection. That is not contagious. Thank you. And then on the lottery thing. Stop, cheering for him. I'm going back to scratch in here.
Starting point is 01:00:19 85. Come on, baby. 80. So far no winner. Why do you want him to win so bad? You get none of it? I like to see people win. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:00:25 You like to see enjoyment. This should be awesome. Everybody that rooted for me, I'm going to take out a special, get your special treat when I win. There's some people who haven't rooted for me. Have you been making notes? There's only one who hasn't been openly. Oh, so we'll see how that goes.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Host of Untraditionally Lala. My days of filling up cups at Sir may be over, but I'm still loving life in the valley. Life on the other side of the hill is giving grown-up vibes. But over here on my podcast, Untraditionally Lala, I'm still that Lala you either love or love to hate.
Starting point is 01:00:56 I've been full on over. Oversharing with fans, family, and former frenemies like Tom Schwartz. I had a little bone to pick with Schwartzie when he came on the pod. You don't feel bad that you told me I was a bootleg housewife? I almost flipped a pizza in your lap. Oh my God, I literally forgot about that until just now. Sorry, I don't want to blame alcohol. I got to blame that one on the alcohol.
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Starting point is 01:01:51 This is a badass convict man. Just finished five years. I'm going to have. Cookies and milk them all. Yeah. On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail to talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more.
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Starting point is 01:03:02 If I'm outside with my parents and they're seeing all these people come up to me for pictures, it's like, what? Today now, obviously, it's like 100%. They believe everything, but at first it was just like,
Starting point is 01:03:12 you gotta go get a real job. There's an economic component to community striving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. And what I mean by fail is they don't have money to pay for food.
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Starting point is 01:05:08 Musical duos. What duo is known for their hit Islands in the Stream. That's Dolly and Kenny. Correct. Amy Kicks and Ronnie make up what famous country duo? Brooks and Dunn. Correct. Lunchbox. What's the name of Eddie and Bobby's comedy musical duo? The Raging Idiots. Correct. Morgan, Tyler and Brian Kelly make up what? What former country duo?
Starting point is 01:05:38 Florida Georgia Line. RIP. Correct. RIP. They're not dead, just they are dead. Just individually they're alive. If you miss easy trivia,
Starting point is 01:05:45 you will hear this sound. You've been boned. Don't be boned. Eddie, which president is on the $1 bill? George Washington. Correct. Amy, who's known as the father of the United States? George Washington.
Starting point is 01:06:02 Correct. Try to get you there. Lunchbox, what? president is on the quarter? George Washington? Correct. Now the question is, do I trick her? This is not cool.
Starting point is 01:06:17 You never know. Sometimes we made us do three out of four, two out of four. We could go four out of four. Oh, this is not cool. Morgan, which president was carved first on Mount Rushmore? Dang, I went there and I looked at it. I even read the history. I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Who is first? Need an answer? George Washington. Correct. Good job. I'll talk with George Washington. You never know, though. You never know.
Starting point is 01:06:45 She read the plaque and everything. I know. Eddie, the category is famous numbers. How many chambers are there in a human heart? Oh, great. Easy, trivia. How many chambers are there in a human heart? There's the end.
Starting point is 01:07:02 There's the out. I see you counting on your fingers. I don't know if that's a thing. Well, I'm just trying to keep track. Like, there's the... Yeah, I don't even know what they're called. Just give me four chambers. Correct.
Starting point is 01:07:16 Oh, my God. A dribble bypass. That's the whole thing, yeah. There's also triple. A triple axle. I know, but Claude's the highest. I never heard of a pin. Triple axle, he said?
Starting point is 01:07:25 Yeah, it's an Olympics. Oh, yeah. Amy, how many rings are there in the Olympic logo? It's either, oh, okay. Why is this? Okay, one, two, three, and then two in the middle. So that'd be five. But where does it go?
Starting point is 01:07:46 Does it go one, two, three? I don't know what you just describe, but the two in the middle is weird. I don't know what you're doing. One, two, three, and then two ring. It goes three on top, two on bottom. Okay. Is that not how you see it? It doesn't matter how we see it.
Starting point is 01:08:00 I'm just asking you. How many do you have there? It has to be five. Is that your answer? One, two, three, four, five. Five. It is five. I see what she's saying, but I don't see it like that.
Starting point is 01:08:11 How do you see it? I see what she's saying. Just all connected. They're all, yeah. Because there are three on top of the two. do, right? Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I just wouldn't picture it like that.
Starting point is 01:08:20 It's funny how our minds work. You got it right, though. You nailed it. Thank you. Lunchbox, in the Bible, how many days did it take God to create the world? I have no idea. You guys always give me Bible, and you know I don't know Bible.
Starting point is 01:08:34 We didn't. You go to church all the time, Easter and stuff. Yeah, Easter and Ash Wednesday. And he always wants off for Good Friday. Right, right. Yeah. In the Bible, how many days did it take God to create the world? I'll go one.
Starting point is 01:08:49 That's incorrect. Amy, would you get this? Seven? Six on the seventh. Six on the seventh. Oh, yeah. Well, you have to include the day of rest. That's part of him building it.
Starting point is 01:09:01 No, he rested. He didn't need to build on the seventh. Lunchbox has been boned. You've been boned. Morgan, how many deadly sins are there? The seven deadly sins. That's correct. Wow.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Good job. That's he knew. Would you got that one, lunchbox? Yeah, because I've seen the movie seven. Oh, is that what that is? The Sevedelli said that. I've never seen the movie. Musical is the category.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Yes. Three remain. Eddie. In what musical does the character Elfaba appear? Wait, what? In what musical does the character Elphaba appear? I have no idea. But everyone's talking about Wicked and I'm assuming, oh my gosh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Could it be wicked? Is that your answer? I mean, that's the only I can think of Elfaba? Is that your answer? Is that the name Elfaba? Uh-huh. Yeah, give me Wicked. Correct.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Who! is that, is that Ariana Grande? No. Okay. What's the name of the main female character in Greece, Amy? Oh, I can't even think of the What's the name of the main female character in Greece? Olivia Newton-John
Starting point is 01:10:14 is the actress. What's the name of the main female character in Greece? Is it like Johnny and Olivia. Olivia Newton-John. That's who it is. John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. Answer? Olivia Newton-John. Incorrect.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Sandy. Sandy. Can't you see? Dang it, stupid. Let's go, baby. Morgan. What musical did Lynn, Manuel Miranda, right, and star in?
Starting point is 01:10:38 Hamilton. Correct. It's down to Eddie and Morgan. Eddie has no points this season. He is the champion, but Morgan does. Let's go, Morgan. Come on. The category is U.S. geography.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Love it. Eddie, what state is home to the Grand Canyon? Oh, boy. This is a trick question. This has got to be multiple states, right? What state is home to the Grand Canyon? Ah, I got it. When people go to Vegas, they're like, hey, why don't we just take the little trip? We'll go to Hoover Dam and we'll also see the Grand Canyon. So give me Nevada. Incorrect. No! Arizona.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Arizona. That's okay. She'll miss this. Go ahead. Morgan, what two states do not share a border with any other U.S. state. Oh, my gosh. Okay, two states that don't share a border. Oh, Alaska and Hawaii. Correct. She wins again. She wins again. A New York State Trooper, who claimed he was shot on Long Island, ended up surrendering himself to police because he actually shot himself. He at one time was honored in many ways,
Starting point is 01:11:50 but he shot himself for attention and sympathy, not even accidentally. Oh my gosh. I can pull that off. Like I can search for attention and sympathy, but I don't think I can pull the trigger to shoot myself for that. No way. The 27-year-old now disgraced trooper turned himself in before 6 a.m. His dad's a former officer.
Starting point is 01:12:11 They turned themselves in. They were charged with a criminal possession of a firearm. After they say a gun was found at the foot of their bed, prosecutors said that back on October 30th, the trooper pulled on the shoulder of the Southern State Parkway and dumped a handful of 22 caliber shells. Prosecutors said then drove himself to him said Lake State Park, shot himself, and then drove back.
Starting point is 01:12:31 I couldn't do it. I'm not even judging this guy. I couldn't shoot myself. There's no way. I can't even rub a bandit off my leg. I'm like, I don't know. This is going to hurt. I can't get it off.
Starting point is 01:12:40 I can't do it. But he shot himself. I wonder if he was looking for more awards. Like, did he claim something went down? I'm sure. Like any kind of attention. Yeah. Lunchbox is $10,000 to shoot yourself on the foot.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Oh, foot. Oh, man. Oh, that's right through the phone. Well, where else are you going to shoot yourself? I could shoot myself in a calf or 10,000. Calf? You would choose calf? I wouldn't choose calf.
Starting point is 01:13:07 No way. Why? That's soft tissue. The pinky toe is the most important toe. No, it is not. It's one of them. It's the most important. It's actually not.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Dude, your middle toes are the ones that you don't need. The pinky toe and the big toe, they keep you upright. Trust me, I'm a dog. I swear I could. Would you shoot yourself in the foot for $10,000? Oh, man. Yeah. I'd take a toe off for $10,000.
Starting point is 01:13:30 But you don't take a toe off, you just shoot yourself on the foot. You know, who knows what happens. Oh, man. Okay, guys, that'd be hard. The pinkie toe, also known as the little toe, is generally considered the least important toe on the foot. Yes, it is, yes, correct. So you don't need it. How about this?
Starting point is 01:13:44 What if I get a pellet gun or a BB gun lunchbox for a hundred bucks would you shoot yourself on the foot? Oh. Oh. Or would you let me shoot. I know, I don't want to do it. Would you let Eddie shoot yourself in the foot for a hundred bucks? Oh, man. I would shoot myself in the foot for.
Starting point is 01:14:00 It has to be somebody else for 100 bucks. 200, yeah. Oh, God, how bad would that hurt? Man, that bullet could lodge in my foot, huh? I'll be thinking about that one. $200, you know what? I will pause the negotiation there and go, I'm going to look into it. I'm going to look into it too.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Can a BB break your foot? A New Jersey cop found a woman's address in a police database, then drove up to her house and hit on her. I don't know that I'd be. above that, I'll be honest with you. I don't think I would do it so blatantly. I'd find a way to find a way. Like I'd probably find the address.
Starting point is 01:14:39 And then find another way to find the address. Or say I found the address. But again, they can, they know when you're in the database, right? Like, I feel like everybody that logs in, it's the logging with like a password. Yes. New Jersey cop is in hot water for allegedly tracking down a local mom's address in a national public database, then driving his police cruiser to her house to ask her out. See, if she doesn't think it's creepy, it's the most romantic thing ever.
Starting point is 01:15:05 It's a fine line between bold and psychotic. Joshua A. James, a 29-year-old officer, was suspected, arrested, and charged with two counts of third-degree computer-related criminal activity last week. Authority said James had been working on elementary school detail when he saw a 28-year-old mom picking up her kid. Afterward, he went into a pair of databases. the Spillman Flex Law Enforcement database and the FBI managed criminal justice information system to find her home address. Armed with that information,
Starting point is 01:15:38 he drove his police car to her house in uniform and hit on her. The woman reported the officers over-the-line behavior to the department and the cops later arrested him. Ali, you have to get arrested by your own friends. And you know, they were like, bro, what are you doing? We don't even want to have to do this.
Starting point is 01:15:55 Yeah. Joshua. Why are you getting this? the database. But I think if he would have done it a little more tact, and maybe, I don't know, maybe she's not even single. There had to be something about his presentation that felt a bit off. Because there's a very fine line, again, between somebody just being bold for romance and somebody being creepy.
Starting point is 01:16:18 Has she been single and looking for a good man? And he shows up in his uniform. I just think you have to have a different reason to get to the house. It's like, hey, we had a report of like some people breaking in cars. I'm just going through a few. You have to go to a few houses next door too. Like you have to knock on like four houses. So you didn't just dial in on that one house.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Dummy. Don't do that. You're making all these hardworking cops like that. They're risking their lives every day. Which would you probably do? Shoot yourself first or track down a woman getting in the illegal FBI database? Oh, probably track someone down in the name of love. What did you find up over there lunchbox?
Starting point is 01:16:59 Man, it says it can cause serious. injuries of your feet. It depends. I'm not going to give you $200 because it feels good. I know, but they say they can penetrate the skin and cause injury if it is shot at close range. What if we have a BB gun
Starting point is 01:17:16 or a pellet gun and your back is to me and you get five seconds to run and I get five shots. And I don't get to run after you. I don't get to run after you. I just get to shoot five times. And you get to run. You get to do the left right, left right, left, right, left, right. But for a hundred bucks, I get five shots at you.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Man, let me, I'm kind of interested in this. I think you could probably get away with not getting shot at all. I think so, too. You know, they say if alligators chasing, you run zigzag. You zigzag, you're good to go. And we only put five BBs in the gun or pellets because we can't have somebody continue to shoot, right? Yeah. I'm in. If you find out, you'll do that, 100 bucks. I'm in. We'll do it outside the building. So we don't get in trouble.
Starting point is 01:17:59 I thought we'd do it in the hallway. Nah, I wouldn't want you to do that because it would it would restrict where you could go. That's a great point. That's a great point. I didn't think about that. Oh, let me know you find. A pelle gun has a faster muzzle than BB guns
Starting point is 01:18:12 can be more accurate and good for hunting and pest control. Well, I'm neither one of them. You don't want to hunt with the, you don't want to hunt the Pelag gun. Pelligan's doing nothing. Okay. When it looks suspicious, though, you guys
Starting point is 01:18:22 running down the street shooting somebody. Can you matter? I would just go to the local park, man. Somebody sees him running of shooting it. Da, da, da, da, da. Let me know tomorrow what your, what your verdict is, okay? Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:35 All right. Bobby Boneshow. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Alberta, Canada. A man was outside a bar, and he had his pants down, decided to start running his mouth. He gets in a drunken fight, and this is where it gets bad. He gets knocked to the ground.
Starting point is 01:18:53 And his privates got stuck to the ground because it was so cold. They had to call emergency crews. No. What movie is that? Christmas story. Yeah, that's right. His tongue gets stuck to the pole. I thought that was always fake.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Why does the guy have his pants down before he starts talking crap? I think he was trying to take a pee. And then that's why it was wet. And then the wet met the, yeah. Oh, it all makes sense now. That sounds so painful. So they had to call medical professionals to come get it off. Somebody just could have got like a little bit of warm, not too hot.
Starting point is 01:19:25 But a little bit of slightly warm. Or if he just could have peed a little more. bit. That a product. Oh, that sucks. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Starting point is 01:19:36 Eddie? So I go to Starbucks and I get my drink that I've been getting for like years, bones. It's called the vanilla skinny latte. I love it. It's my drink of choice. But I've been trying to stay away from dairy. So I go up there and say, hey, can I have the vanilla skinny latte? But I'm going to do almond milk instead.
Starting point is 01:19:51 And the guy goes, well, that's not a vanilla skinny latte. That's true. It's not. And I'm like, what is it? Because skinny to me means like diet. Well, what's with the attitude, though? Okay, but the skinny part is non-fat milk. And if he's not having non-fat milk and he's having almond milk, it's not a skinny latte.
Starting point is 01:20:08 Dude, he scolded me. I'm confused on all things right now. I'm tracking. So you were getting a skinny vanilla skinny latte. Thinking you were not drinking milk? I just thought it was a latte but with some kind of diet milk because it's skinny or sugar-free. Right, right. It is sugar-free vanilla.
Starting point is 01:20:26 So why can't you have that now? Because he said, by me, put it. putting almond milk in it, it's no longer a skinny. Just make you whatever you ask for. Well, that's not the way you took it. You need to get the TED Talk at Starbucks. Okay, so what Eddie needs to say is I'll have an almond milk latte with sugar-free vanilla.
Starting point is 01:20:40 It's too much. Who is this on? I'm irritated at both of them. I mean, I guess you just have to understand the lingo. I don't. Yeah. It's, I mean, the barista should just be like, oh, okay, cool, dude, you want. I get, I get it.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Like, I'm smart enough to put together that you want an almond milk latte with sugar-free syrup. But at the same time, I appreciate it because now I'm not going to go in looking like an idiot. So now what will you order? I'll take a vanilla skin. Oh, see? He's there. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:21:07 Say, I would like an almond milk latte with sugar-free vanilla syrup. Boom. That's too much. I'm going to have to memorize that. That's too much. It's not that hard. That's too much. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 01:21:16 We'll see you on Monday. Have a great weekend. Bye, everybody. Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones show theme song, written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at. Reed Yarberry. Scoobie Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Hi, I'm Iris Palmer,
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