The Bobby Bones Show - FRI PT 2: Amy Accuses Bobby Of WHAT?!  + Top 10 Addictions + Eddie Gets Angry At Amy

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

Bobby talked about how he is ready to see the footage being released by the government today. Eddie shared breaking news that he was able to do something for the first time yesterday. Amy calls out Bo...bby on his addictions that people might not know about. We tried to guess the Top 10 most common addictions. We got a voicemail from a listener as a warning to Lunchbox to be sure to celebrate his WIFE not his MOM for Mother’s Day. Amy tries to help out Eddie with his finances and his blood gets HOT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:26 and I haven't been able to keep up with it as much. From the AP, the Pentagon has begun releasing new files on UFOs saying members of public can draw their own conclusions on unidentified anomalous phenomena. I'm going to tell you it's probably going to be so little but I've not been able to dig in. If anybody sees anything cool, let me know as we do this,
Starting point is 00:02:46 but that was supposed to be this morning. Hmm, okay. Not you, I need you to pay attention. Oh. I saw a graphic on like some posts where they showed UFO sightings and like it had the whole world and all the UFO sightings were in America.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Like 99% of them. Wait, really? And then it's on the bottom. Aliens love America. Dude, that's funny. That is that, was that real? I don't know. Did you see it too?
Starting point is 00:03:14 I've seen those studies, yeah. That's funny. Well, when my husband had an encounter with them, she was in another country. Maybe they're just starting to travel abroad. Maybe, maybe. They start in America and then they go somewhere else. Dude, that's hilarious. I did see, too, where Bonnie Tyler is, was put into a coma after an emergency
Starting point is 00:03:38 surgery. She's saying, I turn around every now and then I get a little because that's a total eclipse of the heart right? Totally eclipse of the heart. The total eclipse of the heart singers manager tells TMZ
Starting point is 00:03:56 we know that you all wish her well and ask for privacy at this difficult time. We will issue a further statement when we're able to there was an emergency surgery that she had to undergo. She suffered from intestinal perforation. She's into this coma now, so
Starting point is 00:04:13 hope she isn't able to get out of that. So I saw that this morning that we didn't talk about yet, so there you go. Other breaking news, Eddie said he whistled yesterday for the first time ever in his whole life. Ever? Ever? Yeah, but then I tried it again this morning and I'm like, I can't do it again. Give it a run. You're doing a weird thing to your mouth.
Starting point is 00:04:35 What do you mean? You make the circle, right? You're making a really big, I don't know, it looks like you're doing super kiss. I could never whistle good super kiss mouth. Okay, so not so much. Well, it's not just the lips though. Yeah, less than the lips.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Like, my son's the one that kind of told me what to do. And because you guys have told me before like, oh, put your tongue up or whatever. Like he said, no, put your tongue, the tip of your tongue in the back of your bottom teeth. I can whistle two different ways and only medium both ways.
Starting point is 00:05:02 But there's two ways. One at higher pitch with the tongue, the top of the mouth. Yeah, that's what you told me. And there's the one that's my tongue in the back I throw, oh, that's awesome. But can you whistle a tune? Like, I'm so jealous of the people that can do like,
Starting point is 00:05:18 not wonderfully, but I mean, sure. He could do like a bird. Yeah, some people, really? It's like an instrument. Yeah, they can do like sitting on the dock of the bay. So let me try it. I'm not a good whistleer, but see if you could manage to hear sitting on dock of the bay. It's hard because all the air goes into the microphone.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I think I hear it. But I hear it's because I knew it. Yeah. Yeah, you're doing it. It's weak. But yeah, so I can, like, almost. How are you changing the notes? It's got to be like a trumpet that, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:00 it blocks out certain parts of the air, your tongues. Dude, I don't know. That's pretty good, dude. Because of a whistle. Like, my brother can do just any tune. You whistle it. I saw a guy doing the national anthem whistling at the other day at a ball game. Really?
Starting point is 00:06:11 It's really good. He has, like, the world. Whistling Hall of Fame. There's a whistling Hall of Fame and he's like, the Whistling Hall of Fame. Jonathan Whistler. He would do like little whistle runs. No way.
Starting point is 00:06:22 It was awesome. Do you see Ronald McDonald's singing yesterday? Yeah. The National Anthem? Is he supposed to sing? Well, so they said you'll never guess who's singing the National Anthem. It was a video that went viral. I believe it was a major league baseball game.
Starting point is 00:06:33 And they showed the Jumbo Tron at first of the people. And it's, you know, for the land of the free. And it goes down and it's full Ronald McDonald's. Hair. I mean, full. He's the McDonald's guy. And the home of the. And you're just like, oh, everybody's like this crazy.
Starting point is 00:06:51 That's awesome. So, yeah, that was yesterday too. Because he doesn't talk, right? No, yeah, he talks. He does? Oh, really? I've seen him talking commercials. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Man, that was his whole... That was more of a mime. I thought so, too. Maybe you're just thinking of him in still images. That could be possible. But they had... The McDonald's universe was before the Marvel universe blew up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Like there was Ronald McDonald, there was hamburger, there was grimace. He's the purple one. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And who else? I ran out. I can't remember anyone else that was in that group. The hamburger would go, rabble, rabble.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Who else was in that universe? Birdy, the early bird, the girl bird. Uh-uh. You remember? It just sounds like they're all Sesame Street knockoffs. Remember this one? Oh, yeah. I do remember that one.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Is there anybody else in that universe? I mean, there's a whole, I don't recognize any of the other ones. But there are a lot of them, right? There's a pirate in there, these little kind of Pac-Man-looking characters. They kind of gave up on all that, didn't they? Well, if I'm guessing, I would think that's late 70s, early 80s, and it had a good run. And then it kind of died before we were able to, like,
Starting point is 00:08:00 really invest ourselves. Ronald stuck. Sure. And a few years ago, they had the grimace shake. Yeah. Remember that? What year did Ronald McDonald in that universe start? I would guess 79.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Straight guess. 163. Oh, crap. Even before that. I didn't even know they were that old. I guess McDonald's what? 50s? He doesn't look a day older. Ronald looks great. This guy looks skin, perfect. Wow, 60s, huh? Yeah, they had their whole universe.
Starting point is 00:08:31 And yeah, I think there were even like Saturday morning cartoons or a cartoon with them. They were so big for a while. Really? Yeah. And if not Saturday morning, because I know that started in like the 80s or 90s. Like there was a Ronald McDonald and Friends cartoon. Man, you know Saturday mornings is just not a thing. Like Saturday morning cartoons, not a thing. But it hasn't been in a decade. I know. Longer. Yeah. Yeah. It's just weird. to me that like... Because they can get whatever they want, whenever they want. Whenever. Hey guys, the funny pages in the newspaper? Not a thing. Not a thing. Man, it was so cool to wake up so early on Saturday mornings and watch nothing
Starting point is 00:09:02 about cartoons because that's all that was on. I could go get my candy bowl and watch Save By the Bell. Your candy bowl? Yeah, because remember my mom only let me have candy on Saturdays, but I could have as much as I wanted. That's dangerous. One day a week, though. It was terrible. I don't know. Some dentist told her about it and then it was hidden away all week, but Saturday morning. I could just get the bowl. Go at it. The candy I like more now that I never liked as a kid, those strawberries, they're hard candy and they turn into gel, gelatin in the middle. Yeah. The rapper looks like a strawberry. Yeah. We were in an Uber in Austin and the guy had some and I never wanted to turn away free candy. And so I had a couple really enjoyed them.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah, they're good. So I know I'm getting older. I'm really enjoying the strawberry candies. Yeah, but those have always been good. I never liked them. They were too hard candy old persony for me when I was a kid. Okay. Big chocolate guy. Never really a hard candy guy. Never really a Worther's original guy until I got older. Love him now.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Man, I would have them on my rider at shows. There should be a bag of Worther's original with everything. And then listeners would bring them to me super nice, but I'd basically do you OD on Worthers on Friday or Saturday nights. My grandparents had a candy closet and they had a lot of Worther's originals and like snickers and stuff, but they smoked all day long. grandpa cigars, grandma's cigarettes. And so now sometimes when I have a Wothers original, it's like,
Starting point is 00:10:25 I'm reminded of like the cigarette taste because all their candy also had this hint of sick. Oh, wow. Smoky candy. Yeah. It was like candy clothed. She had menthol Wurthers. Yeah, no, my grandma didn't do menthols, but. How long did they live?
Starting point is 00:10:43 My grandma, I'm pretty sure, died in her late 60s maybe. but that was from other. I mean, I don't know the ailment. Like my grandpa had a heart attack. He was my step-grandpa. But I don't know. They were my original grandpa, heart attack. Never knew him.
Starting point is 00:11:00 And then step-grandpa. But yeah, so I get curious, too, because you talk about your end-of-life clock. And, like, my mom was 65 and my grandma was somewhere in her 60s. My dad was 79. So it's like, am I in-between? Am I going to make it to the between then?
Starting point is 00:11:18 I hope I outlive both of them because I live very differently than they did. Oh, crap. My mom was 46. Oh, boy. Yeah, but you don't. I could go any minute. You don't have. This isn't funny.
Starting point is 00:11:30 You don't have addiction. You're not, well, you're not on drugs or alcohol. You might have other addictions, but. Like that makes you sound like I'm planning at it. That really is. You're like, like, winking at the camera like he's got other stuff. Either that or gambling. Yes, I don't.
Starting point is 00:11:48 I don't have it. No, no, you're clean. Yeah. Dang right. No, I get like, you know, you get. Other addictions, Amy. There's a weird way to set that up. What's wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:11:59 What's wrong with you? Nothing. Nothing wrong with me. I work too much. Okay. There's the addiction. Thank you. Are you addicted to work?
Starting point is 00:12:06 No, but you let you. You made it sound like you got other stuff. But you know what I mean? Because you would go down. You have to be careful with it. Like I'm saying you're not addicted, but that's because you have awareness. But sometimes you'll be like, all I can eat is a Subway sandwich.
Starting point is 00:12:20 The point is, if you were to go biggest addiction, like listing them down, you'd probably go, drugs, alcohol, one. I don't know if that's two. You think so? Or more murder. I mean. Where's cigarettes?
Starting point is 00:12:35 That's got to be on there, right? I would put that in the drug alcohol category. Oh, it is. Okay. I would put that in that, like the... But it's legal. Okay, so it's weed. But weeds, I don't even know that you can addicted to weeds the same way.
Starting point is 00:12:45 The same way. You didn't let me finish. Okay. Like not chemically, but... No, we do. Weed these days is different. I've been learning a little bit about this. And weed these days a little different.
Starting point is 00:12:56 And they end up in this like, oh, what's it called? Like a not hypnosis, not maybe psychosis. What's the word? There's like a cannabis-induced psychosis that can last for months. That sounds great. Isn't that crazy? It's happening to a lot of teens. I found a top 10 if you want to guess them.
Starting point is 00:13:14 I do. I'm saying like nicotine, though, is way more addictive than anything that weed has. Okay. So, but I would put all that in. I'd put, because alcohol is legal. Yeah, it's very bad there. How does this list break it up, Mike? Is it like alcohol, drugs in one?
Starting point is 00:13:31 They're separate. So drugs and alcohol are different. Different drugs are separate. Oh, so it's like cocaine, heroin, fentanyl. Got it, got it, got it. Oh, that's a harder list. Meth. How many of the top 10, how many of them are specific drugs?
Starting point is 00:13:45 All five. Five of the top 10? Yep. The five major drugs. And then the bottom five, there's one more drug and then other things. Okay. The most addictive drug is heroin. Not on the list. What? Is that because maybe more people don't do it?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Yeah, I think it's the most common addictions. Got it. Got it, got it, got it. Okay, so it's going to be, and alcohol's not a drug, huh? No, it's on there. Oh, alcohol's got to be number one. Alcohol's number one. Yeah. I thought it's broken down to like scotch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Rum. Okay, so alcohol is one. One, cigarettes is two. Nicotine is number two. Yeah. Wow. Okay. At three, I'm going,
Starting point is 00:14:26 because if it's what people are actually doing, man, I would probably go gambling, but I don't think, he said it's all drugs. Oh, it's cocaine, right? Probably, and then that may be more ubiquitous than I'm used to, that I don't, define ubiquitous?
Starting point is 00:14:40 Something's everywhere. People act like it's everywhere. I've never seen it. I've never seen it either, but I was with my, in Austin. I hung out with my best friend from high school, Scott, a little bit. And he was like, I was like, Scott, I've never even seen it. And he admits open, he's sober now, but he admits to doing it.
Starting point is 00:14:59 He's like, man, it's one of the best. Like, he's like, that's the one I miss because it's so good. But he's like, and you've definitely been. She makes me want to do it right now. I know. But he's, no, he would never, he would never advise. He loves his sobriety, but he would say, he's like, Amy, you've been around it. You just didn't know it.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Yeah. Because he's like, I know I've done it when you've been around, but I just didn't see it. And I was like, well, thank you for sparing me of that, because I didn't want to see it. I would go pills to three. Pills? Prescription drugs.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Oh. I don't think it's pills specifically. I think I would count it. You wouldn't count it? No. Oh, oh, opioids. Yeah, that's what I would say. Okay, then, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Yeah. To me, that's the pill addiction where I'm from. It's opioid. Can I have that? Yes. The number four. That's a four, so it's not three. We haven't got three yet.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Nope. We haven't gotten three? It could be cocaine. I don't know that I want to jump a cocaine yet. Okay, meth. What about meth? Oh, meth's got to be. Oh, crack?
Starting point is 00:16:00 Isn't that the same thing? No. No? No. They'll say crack cocaine? Yes, different. There's different versions of cocaine. Yeah, it's on a spoon.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Crack is cooked, like a... Yeah. I don't know about that stuff. There's fire. Dirty. Dirty. Dirtyer. Dhrach is way dirtier.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Surringes? You can shoot up. You can shoot it. You can probably shoot up anything. Really? In a way. No, not weed. You got me there.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I don't know if you can. I don't know that. Maybe THC. No, maybe. Oh, it's 3B. It's got to be Coke. Okay, we're going to cocaine. Cocaine is the number five.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Oh, my gosh. So we're missing three. We don't know. Have we said fentanyl? That's too new, I think. It's everywhere. I know. In everything.
Starting point is 00:16:50 But I feel like meth has been around for a lot. long time. Bobby? You know about meth. I know a lot about meth. I know about the cheap meth, the kind of you make in a camper. Unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:17:03 You know a lot about that. Do you think it's fortunate? Well, it's not like you did a lot of research. I just know a lot about it. Could it be something like? I've seen it cook 90 different ways. Probably never the same twice. Sudafed?
Starting point is 00:17:17 But Sudafed is something that has in pseudofid is something that you can use to make meth, like an ingredient. So we're looking for number four? Three, right? Three. Three. Yeah, alcohol at one, nicotine at two. Yeah, opioids at four, cocaine at five.
Starting point is 00:17:34 And it's a drug? Three is a drug, Mike? Yeah. Guys, I'm... Got to be meth. My drug knowledge is lacking. Meth is at six. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:17:43 What the? Okay, it's got to be F. Excuse me? Fennel. Is it pH or F? F? I don't even know. Okay. Is it, is it fentanyl?
Starting point is 00:17:53 It's not fentanyl. Yeah. Not on the list. Guys. Too new. Too new. We're out of drugs, which is good that we don't know more. Oh, what about crack?
Starting point is 00:18:02 Oh, yeah. He says different. We did. Let's go crack. I wonder if it could be a different kind of a pill, though. Like abusing a prescription drug is what I would do. What? It's a little more obvious than the other thinking.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Xanax. Oh, that's what I was saying like a prescription drug, but he's saying it's more obvious. We didn't say we. We haven't said weed. Oh, more obvious? It's weed. Oh, my God. We haven't said marijuana.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Okay. See, cannabis-induced psychosis, I told you. So we got all top six. Yep. Is gambling seven? Gambling is seven. Wow. Is porn sex eight?
Starting point is 00:18:34 That's at 10. That's at 10. So it's eight and nine is... That's just people not wanting to admit. No. addicted to work. I would say eight and nine could not always be harmful. What about TV?
Starting point is 00:18:47 Oh, massages. Oh, oh, social media online. Oh, good one. Nice. You contributed. That's awesome. I contributed. I was actively involved in.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Yeah. You have internet and gaming. And that way there's one more? Yep. Oh, gaming for sure, dude. I've fallen down that hole. Addiction. Gambling.
Starting point is 00:19:14 You're addicted to love. Not love. Robert Monter. You're addicted to love. I don't think I know You have a final guess Shopping Oh that's so good
Starting point is 00:19:30 Not shopping Okay that's a good guest though Eddie Final guess? TV TV? No Lunchbox's final guess Oh man
Starting point is 00:19:39 Cheating No not cheating Lying Amazon No I have an idea Morgan Caffeine
Starting point is 00:19:47 Close Oh Red Bull No Monster Aspartame, diet cook. Hold on. Wait, close to caffeine.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Oh, so is it just coffee or coffee? Oh, sugar. Sugar? Closer. You're in like the category of... Salt. Paprika. Tacos.
Starting point is 00:20:11 What are those things in? Oh, food. Food. Food addiction. We're idiots. Oh, yeah. Food. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:18 That's a fun list. That was fun. Hey, um... Sorry to anybody out there struggling. No, hey, just maybe you didn't know. It's a real addiction. Well, I know, but we know you have people listening right now that are like, yeah. Well, you made them think I was watching porn for us.
Starting point is 00:20:32 No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. He did not. Eddie. She made it sound like I was watching it right now as I'm doing this. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:20:39 That's not true. No, no, no, no, no. I was like, dang, I thought I knew my friend. Whatever. It's not what I meant. It never even crossed my mind. No, it was the presentation of it. Okay, let's go around the room, Amy.
Starting point is 00:20:51 I'll speak in a fentanyl. and cocaine. What's the deal with fentanyl? This is actually sad, but a Florida school teacher has been arrested after he was found allegedly, but he was, carrying
Starting point is 00:21:06 cocaine and fentanyl in his backpack. Thankfully, he wasn't, they don't know yet if he was handing it out to any of the kids, but he was found in his room using some of the drugs. No students were present.
Starting point is 00:21:22 but he has been fired. I would imagine if he's using it, he's not passing it out. And he's like actually, like this is his mugshot, which looks kind of sad. But I bet on a good day, all the kids think he's a hot teacher. Young, good looking guy, good head of hair. Yeah. Yeah. Like they probably like, oh, I can't wait to go to Mr.
Starting point is 00:21:39 That's like that's what you think. Because I didn't think that, Amy. Talkin's class. But anyway, it's just he's 44-year-old high school teacher. And you think, yeah, teachers are just like normal people. that can also get... Yeah, have hard things going on. Drugs.
Starting point is 00:21:57 I just only from what you said, I would not guess he's passing out drugs to kids. No, thank goodness. I mean, it was in his backpack. It seemed to be for him. And as of last night, he made bail and was released. So hopefully, maybe this will be his rock bottom and he can get the help that he needs.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Lunchbox, what do you have? Yeah, there's a social media trend. I don't really understand it. But teens are gathering in the bunches and they put stuff over their face and they are running into Scientology buildings trying to see how far they can get and the winner is whoever gets the deepest
Starting point is 00:22:30 into the Scientology. I watched one. They got really far back. Have you seen them? Those two dudes? Yeah. Yeah. So it's like how far can we get
Starting point is 00:22:37 and they just take off? They're pretty athletic. Yeah. Like they dodging people running. Jumping over barriers. Before security gets them? Well, the security's chasing them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:45 So it reminds me of a streaker. Like in a football field, whenever everybody's trying to catch them and they're cut. It's that, but in a build in the Scientology building. It's called Scientology speed running. That's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:22:57 But until someone gets hurt. Yeah. So do all Scientology buildings have security? Yes. I would think so, especially in major cities. They have a lot of money. And churches can just take all the money and they're not taxed. They can hide tons of money.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Yeah, they can. I mean, tons. Yeah. And there's some church in Dallas, I think, I don't know, I started following some accountants. This guy, he's a, he's a Christian, but he's exposing a lot of the abuse and misuse of funds and churches, especially the mega ones. And he goes, shows up to the churches and starts, like, calling stuff out to the congregation of, like, do you know where your tithe is going?
Starting point is 00:23:43 Like, do you understand what's happening here? And, like, how they spend their money. And he has all these videos of, it's crazy to me. because some of this stuff just seems so 80s and 90s and televangelists, but it still happens in 2020 where they're praying for $15 million, but not to build homes for the need,
Starting point is 00:24:05 those that needed or build. Oh, what do they say? Oh, you know, planes, they're honest about it. Oh, they're honest about it. They're gonna bless us with like a plane. And it's like, wait, what? Like you're really sitting there and being like, okay, let me get out my checkbook.
Starting point is 00:24:18 And I say checkbook because they are older. Yeah. Like the congregation is full of older wealthy people. She's like, what? It's crazy. I'll take a plane. It's not for you, though. No, I'm saying if anyone's write me a check for some planes,
Starting point is 00:24:33 I'd love to have one. I'm not going to lie about it. I just need to go places. That's what they're doing too. They're not lying about it. No, but they're saying it's for God. Is that what they're saying? Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:24:41 It's a gift. Yeah. From the Lord has already blessed them with. For the leader. Yeah, and then they say, look at what the Lord has already blessed us with. And you too shall prosper. Like you help get the church a plane.
Starting point is 00:24:54 It's tenfold back to you in your home with like whatever, you know? And then I don't know. It's just really, really, really, just gives Christians a bad name. Just gives faith a bad name. Yeah, I agree. Some of that definitely does. Righteous Jimstones is funny. So funny.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Because it makes fun of that culture. It is hilarious. That trend is funny. I have watched many of those videos Some of them don't get very far But they still put them up And it's happening in every city No, no, no, I don't know if every city
Starting point is 00:25:29 I'm saying in every city Every big city they probably have security at Scientology buildings No, but I mean these kids across the country Are just like I mean it's a TikTok trend I don't think they They have rules
Starting point is 00:25:38 Every city doesn't have to check in with one All right, Cleveland's in We got ours Eddie Yeah so I'm not a big planner When it comes to traveling But this is I read this and I'm like
Starting point is 00:25:50 I hope people plan for this. So Royal Caribbean is one of the destinations is the Bahamas, right? So on May 12 they go to the Bahamas, but on May 12th, the law in the Bahamas is no alcohol can be
Starting point is 00:26:05 served or sold. And so... On that one day? On that one day because it's an election day. And so Royal Caribbean's like, if you're on our boat and we land in the Bahamas on May 12th, like you're not going to be able to drink, heads up. And some of the other cruises are like, you can just stay on the boat and drink. We're not going to follow that
Starting point is 00:26:21 rule. But Royal Caribbean's saying like, heads up, this is a deal. I would be so like upset. I'm like, we're finally going on a cruise and then we get to the Bahamas and you're like, wait, what? The whole day we can't drink. So Royal Caribbean's not even serving it on the boat at the dock. As it's docked, yeah, you can't. Like, it's part of the. But you said other cruises are. Other cruises are saying like, we don't care. We're going to do it anyway. Can you just float out a little further and anchor down? It's probably like a deal they've made with the local government. Yeah, but he's saying they're not. Royal Caribbean is the only one saying we will do.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I know, that's probably a deal they've made with the local government. Like, we're going to abide by your rules. Oh, we're going to honor. Yeah, honor. Right, right. And they say even the private islands. It's election day, but this is true. I know because they're all Americans, right?
Starting point is 00:27:04 Right. It doesn't matter. The law in the Bahamas is no sales of alcohol. Wonder if they've had like an influx of drunk people voting. And that's why they made the law. People just show up at the poll. I'm here to vote for president. I don't know, John.
Starting point is 00:27:17 We've got to change this law. Drunk people just showing up to vote. Yeah. Or not showing up you. They say they just want people in their right mind when they make a decision to vote. That's, yeah. Morgan. There is some small town drama in Georgia over the mayor.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Has anybody seen anything about this? It's crazy. Give it to us. So this mayor has decided to let go of its entire police force of 10 employees because they were being mean to his wife. So his wife used to be the like, this is a town of a thousand people. And his wife used to be the town clerk. And she had gotten fired because of a hostile work environment.
Starting point is 00:28:02 But then the mayor came out with her and was like, we've resolved the dispute through open dialogue and good faith mediation. And then a week later, he fired all of the cops. It's a good time to commit a crime, huh? Yeah, no cops. Yeah, but you'd have to know all the cops were being fired. They know now. They probably don't put that in the paper.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Oh, cops are fired. Does he have them replaced by the time? Yeah, I was reading some UFO stuff when she was talking for the most. I'm going to be honest, it just popped up, so I kind of was. Oh. Well, in a nutshell, a mayor siding with his wife and then let go of his entire law enforcement. That seems really weird. She was a clerk.
Starting point is 00:28:44 This is recent. Yeah. Yeah, it just happened. Not last year. They just popped up on TMZ that said they had evaluated some of the UFO files. So Morgan finished her story. I'm sorry. I was counting on you guys get me through that.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Oh, that's done. We got you, man. We got you. We're done. That's all story? I think so, right, Morgan? Yeah, the mayor did blame some inappropriate comments made on Facebook by the officers, also for their firing. So there's just a lot of drama going around with the small town.
Starting point is 00:29:09 There's a thousand people in the officers. Are they still copless or have they hired, do you know? They said that the county sheriff office is taking over policing for their town at the moment. So there's still cops and just county now in the city. That's good. This happens on national levels too. You don't think they're firing people for there's corruption everywhere. Yeah, but the whole force?
Starting point is 00:29:29 No, but I'm saying you don't think this is happening in D.C. too, where they're just firing people because they don't get along. Yes. What's going on with that, listen, I've tried my hardest. No, don't do it. It's not even political. It's a question. Don't do it. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Is it a question we can really answer? Listen, I'm having to come up with a random teacher in Florida that had Fentanyl. Amy, your story was great. I have like a hundred stories. It's not that hard to find a story that's interesting to talk about. No, but this is interesting and it's just a question. Go ahead. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:55 What are these the people I'm just trying to say it. The Judiciary Committee, the Senate Judiciary Committee meeting where they're interviewing the people that are up to be
Starting point is 00:30:11 what is, Supreme Court? or judges or whatever, and none of them are willing to acknowledge the 22nd Amendment. Yeah, that's a weird thing. It's weird, right? It's weird. But, like, what's up? Like, what are, what's going on? What are they scared of?
Starting point is 00:30:24 I won't get approved. Yeah, okay. If you don't say, if you say that Trump can't have a third term, you will not get approved, basically. So they just say, uh, we have to evaluate the Constitution. But the Constitution says, no president. It doesn't matter who it is. They can't have a third term.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I know. So, like, why not just? And then one of the guys was like, I'm not that familiar. I work in this sector, so I'm not that familiar with the 22nd Amendment. And then the senator's like, well, let me remind you. And then he looks at it. It's almost like they're talking to children. So then the senator's up there and he's like, do any of you up here that are up for
Starting point is 00:30:57 this? Any of you? Can you tell me the 22nd Amendment? And one's like, well, I believe it says that a president can only run for two terms. And then that's it. And then they're like, so you're not willing to say that this is an actual thing that we can enforce? And they're like, well, I agree with my colleague and what he's,
Starting point is 00:31:13 just said of that, I need to do more research into what the 22nd Amendment actually says. And it's like, what? I feel, it just feels cuckoo. It is cuckoo. And I, but I know this is like conspiracy, but I'm like either, I guess they want the appointment, but do you want the appointment and you're like, you're perceived by the world as being an idiot? Or like, do they have something on these people? And they like, are just go up there, say, say this, say what we want you to say, or we're going to tell the world that, you know, da, da, da, no, they want the appointment. And they're not worried about the idiot thing because we don't think about anybody longer. but then they're in the news cycle.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Well, I've been thinking about those boys for days. Yeah, but they'll get appointed. Whoever it is. They will. Sure, they will. And then after they're appointed, you never think about it again because they're not in the news.
Starting point is 00:31:54 You just do your job. But you know what I hear? Them getting appointed, they're just like a little B. Yeah, but then they're a judge for life and why do they care? Integrity? That's not a thing.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I thought for one of the highest honors like that. Well, that's not the Supreme Court. Which? Okay. Well, which one was it? They're being appointed. As, yes.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Well, whatever. If you've seen any, yeah, I don't think so. I've seen any of that. Okay. And I'll be honest, I didn't know what the 22nd Amendment was, so thank you. Well, now I know. Boom. Pride is like love.
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Starting point is 00:35:12 From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports Slice on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Sliced Life 12 and the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Let's do some voicemails. Here we go, number one. I'm listening to you guys talk about Mother's Day.
Starting point is 00:35:40 And I wanted to tell you about my worst Mother's Day. It was my first Mother's Day and my husband took me to dinner with his mom. And then after that, he went and got a massage. Left me home with our child. What? We are divorced now. So I thought I'd start that off and see if anyone else had some bad stories. Now, that sucks.
Starting point is 00:36:03 However, he was celebrating Mother's Day, her husband. Just not in a... No, he's celebrated with his mom. And her. They both moms. Yeah, but it's... My husband took me to dinner with his mom. So...
Starting point is 00:36:21 And then he... He was doubling up. Like, that's a celebrator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was definitely doing that. But then what's over the massage? He wanted to be more relaxed for her later. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Yeah, no, it sounds kind of rotten. But to be fair, he was double celebrating. Number two. Talked about the lady you had a baby on the way from Atlanta to Portland. How do they determine where the child was born? Like, whatever states they were over, Portland, Oregon, because that's where they landed. Just a question.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Don't know the for sure answer, but I would bet it's either where you took off from or where you land, it's one of those options. I don't think they go, hey, pull up Google Maps and see what we're over right now, and that'll be the state. I think it's, if I were guessing, you could even say which one you're closest to, but probably where you took off from,
Starting point is 00:37:09 possibly where you land. You don't say 30,000 feet. Or what you're over. So would you look that up, Mike, and let me know. Several different answers. Some say it could be wherever you were over. and then some say it could be where you land. I'd bet it's where you land.
Starting point is 00:37:28 I would think so. What if you land in another country? That's... Then you're... Oh, dual citizenship? Yeah. That'd be cool. Well, that's a wrinkle I wasn't thinking about.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Oh. Number three. Eddie, bro, you're the reason I'm calling for the first time in 15 years. I'm 32 years old. I had a score of 191. Guess what? I got TRT. My score is up in the 900s.
Starting point is 00:37:55 I see colors differently. I'm sleeping better than I ever have in my entire life. It's just natural, man. Like some people get low T early in life. Some people get low T later. Bro, do it. You'll be better than everyone in that studio, I promise. I love you guys.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Listen to the voice on that guy, too. That has a testosterone-filled voice. Yeah, a good, deep voice. Wait, how old did he say was? 32. Wait, didn't you say, Bobby, you were because shouldn't men watch out with TRT if they want to have kids? Yes. He may not want to have kids.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Okay. Or maybe he's already had all the kids he wants to have. Sure. Okay. I just, he's young, 32. So, Eddie, you're good, done. You're done. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Way done. And also, it doesn't mean you can't have kids, but there are a lot of times that that happens because it shuts you off. Mm. Like, it basically shuts off your sperm. Really? You still have sperm, but it shuts off. Blanks?
Starting point is 00:38:45 Yeah, for the most part. I'm pretty sure. That'd be cool with me. I was reading about it because I was just curious. And I was supposed to have physical next week. And I was like, man, I don't know. And it was like, and it was like, if you ever think of even possibly having another kid, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:38:57 So you're going to get your T results next week? I just got a text that I have to move my physical. Oh. Hey, will you do me a favor? Just keep that stuff to yourself. Like whatever comes back. Because it's going to be like 600 or something. You don't have to come on here and kind of tell us what your number is.
Starting point is 00:39:15 They asked me to move it back like five days. Can't do it there. You're eager to know. I'm eager to know. It's a full physical. Why do you want to know? Does that include blood work? I'm sure, but I did, I'm not doing this for the sake of just getting my testosterone.
Starting point is 00:39:34 And if it's, who knows I'm going to share it with you? Yeah, I prefer you not. That means you have to. I'm not part of that bit. I came up with a bit. I'm not part of the bit, though. I know, but you're just probably going to be higher. Are we doing that other bit?
Starting point is 00:39:49 So, we didn't talk about this on. We didn't talk about this on air. We were flying back from Austin. and I said, you know, we should do, we should like check lunchbox and any sperm count. We should do that bit next. And then it turns into, it's just every, every possible thing that you could do. Yeah. All right, guys, going to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Here's your cups. Lunchbox, what do you think? Speaking of babies. I mean, I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about that. Okay. Okay, Steve. Now it might need happen.
Starting point is 00:40:17 You guys want to do sperm count? We're so stupid. I mean, I'm scared. Would you do that? No, I wouldn't do that. Okay. Give me number four. Why Eddie's pushing off going to the doctor and getting this low-tee taken care of?
Starting point is 00:40:39 I mean, he acts like it's completely off the table that you want to just do everything natural, which, you know, good for you. But I'm not curious why you don't want to just get this taken care of. Just curious. It's pretty easy. Like she said, good for you. Like, yeah. I just want to see what I can do naturally. And then if I can't do anything naturally,
Starting point is 00:40:59 then we'll take the next steps. But you're not doing the work. You're saying it, but you're not doing the work. You've done one set of squats in two weeks. I did. And if you're doing, you're not doing the work. But hey, the diet, dude,
Starting point is 00:41:08 I'm eating sweet potatoes like nobody's business. Are you against medicine? No. Okay. No, but I just don't want to, like, inject and do all that stuff. I don't inject anything. I have a pellet. How did they get that in you?
Starting point is 00:41:22 They injected you. Well, they implanted it. It was 10 minutes. Let me just see what I can do. Give me some time. I mean, honestly, guys, I wouldn't have ever checked my testosterone if it wasn't for this dumb bit. No, but that is possibly why you feel so bad every morning. So it's not even about the bit.
Starting point is 00:41:38 We're saying you could actually go to the doctor to help how you're feeling every day, more so than get your score up for a bit that we did. Yeah, quality of life. And the other caller said that he saw colors all of a sudden? Better. I think he's just saying everything pops a little more in life because it feels better. He feels better. everything. I do feel like midday, I'll feel like my, my vision kind of looks like I'm kind of
Starting point is 00:42:00 drunk a little bit. Not like blurry. Not like, it's not like I'm like wasted. It's almost just kind of like I got a buzz. You know what I mean? Like everything's kind of just a little off. I think for him, he notices more. He's more vibrant. Like after I would do the, my therapy led ketamine treatments, like for several days following, I noticed everything. Leaves on trees, the colors more birds. It's chirping. I mean, I noticed that stuff sometimes. I mean, I was noticing everything. And it felt, it felt like, I don't know, I felt like you're so a lot because your head, the brain fog. Brain fog is a huge thing with low T. It'll be lifted.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Definitely got that. So then you have more capacity for like. So ours isn't left your number up for the bit. It's why don't you go and try to get it fixed for your health? Yeah. Because I want to see what I can do naturally. But you're not doing, you're really not doing the work. It's going to take longer. Like just get like 14 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Like, are you against a little boost? It's like just, it's like using a little stool. I feel like you guys are like working for the companies. Are you against medicine? You have insurance? I know, right. That's the point. Does insurance cover this?
Starting point is 00:43:05 I don't know. You acted like that was a huge game changer. But no, no, let me. I got to look at my. Because if it does, that's definitely a game changer. Well, I used my HSA to pay for it. You do that. I just spend that one on my tooth.
Starting point is 00:43:19 All of it. Are you maxing out on your, When you, for your, on your paycheck, are you maxing out the max amount you can move into your HSA? I don't know. I picked a number. I don't know what the max out is, but I picked a pretty good number and I had some good, but you can buy Zyrtec on that.
Starting point is 00:43:35 You can buy float days. Exactly. That's why you should max out because then it's like money you're not taxed on. That you're going to spend anyway, right? Yes. You're going to spend it between you and all your kids. I just can't. I just can't max max because like we need our paycheck for sure things.
Starting point is 00:43:51 I think you're missing what she's. saying. No, no, no, I know what you're saying. He doesn't hear me. But I can't max max because. The limit is not going to. The max isn't going to. You want to see my numbers? I'd love to. You want to see my expenses? What she's saying is you're going to spend more money anyway. You're actually saving money by maxing. I know, but you're, that's just because that money's not getting taxed. But that's for HSA, for medical stuff. My, all my other stuff. Your wife can buy tampons on it.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Okay, I'm not, we're not counting tampons. But I'm talking about before all that, like we need the paycheck. To buy things like, never mind. Like kids stuff that's not medical. A lot of things you don't think are medical fall under the HSA category. Have you looked to see what it's? Yeah, dude. I've used that card all the time.
Starting point is 00:44:47 And is it always, you always run out of money on it? Yeah. Well, I did when my tooth was. I had like $300 on it. So then you might as well max. If you max it out, that money's not getting taxed, you're actually making more money.
Starting point is 00:44:59 You're actually ahead. Yeah. But not yeah, because you don't. I understand what you're saying, but like when you take more out of your paycheck, no. No.
Starting point is 00:45:11 To put into your HSA, which is what you're doing, right? You're taking your paycheck amount. It's like you're transferring money. Totally. Don't look at it. Like you're transferring money to another account. It happens to be HSA,
Starting point is 00:45:20 but you're transferring more money because it's not tax. It's run tax. You're actually making more money in that year by doing that. If you spend your whole HSA account, you're making more money in that year than you would have otherwise.
Starting point is 00:45:31 So the dollar you're moving over moves over as a whole dollar instead of it coming, being spent on something as... 68 cents. Sure. Okay. If you're maxing that out,
Starting point is 00:45:45 you're losing money. If you're not maxing it. No, if you are maxing it out, it means he's then over the maxed and he's spending more money. And that money had he, I'm saying if he maxed out the card. Okay. Not max out his paycheck.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Okay, good catch. Good catch. If you've maxed out your card and you're out of money on it, you could have saved more money generally for the year had you put more money on your card. And what's the max? Like, do you know what it is? No, but. Because I feel like I'm close to the max.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Like we definitely put some money into the HSA account. Well, then you may be maxing it. I can't remember the exact dollar amount, but I know I max out on everything. I max out on my HHS. I max out on my 401k. You can max out in your 401k. I max out. Whatever the max is, that's what I give.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Because there's a limit. They can't just let you move whatever you want into your 401k. But I... Two percent or something. Yeah. Up to a certain point. I'll look into that. Thank you guys.
Starting point is 00:46:41 You don't do 401K. No, no, the HSA. Yeah. All right. Oh, gosh. And if I maxed out on the HSA, definitely wouldn't have any money for the 401K. That's not true. I just have to re, oh, never mind.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Re what? I don't know. I just feel like you, you, it's weird because you got, you had, what, $30,000, $40,000 in debt, right? And you knew how to get out of that. And you did it. How cool was that. Yeah, that was before I had four kids. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:09 But you're saying, but I know, I see people online that have four or five kids and they have to reprioritize their life and they make it happen. Mm-hmm. So you have to re-prior. I got an idea. Why don't you come over and talk to my wife and my whole family about all this. This is not my expertise. Eddie, you act like you don't spend money on frivolous things. I don't.
Starting point is 00:47:30 What do I spend money on? Eddie. Go for what? Okay, do you gamble? Sure. I have $50 a month now. Like, $50 a month towards your 401 gay.
Starting point is 00:47:40 HSA debt. It would be compounding. Let's go. Yeah, but sometimes I make money. But then that money can also. Thank you, Ray. He doesn't, you act like you have like, you have like, no money.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Okay. Bobby help. He can't help. Well, I can. I just don't. I don't care. Well, you can't help. I don't know what you want for me. He's not, to him, it's not a priority to learn.
Starting point is 00:48:09 What are you talking about? He has learned. We have said. I have learned. I know what's better for us. I know what we can do. There are other people in my family that require different things. that caused a lot of money and therefore I don't have a lot of money left like it's a real thing guys it's called having four boys two of them require a lot of stuff that's easy to just say and
Starting point is 00:48:34 no it's not easy to say and dedicate yourself to that but just the hSA thing shows you don't actually have the knowledge of like fundamentally of how money works because if you're maxing out and spending your whole card you would be saving money every single year by taking the untaxed But it's okay. It's not worth me fighting you on it. But yeah, that's a lack of understanding. Okay. But also, you also don't do your own money.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I don't. Right. Did you, what did you say? 68 cents will go with that. Okay. Well, let's take a year. 300. I don't want to do a whole finance class here.
Starting point is 00:49:06 No, I'm not. It's very boring. It is so boring. No, no. And it's kind of pissing me off. No, let's say, we were doing the dollar thing. I move a dollar over to your HSA. And then Bobby said, okay.
Starting point is 00:49:16 This is so boring. I'm moving off of it. Well, I was going to show up. All right, number five. Number five. How did you not call lunchbox out on the fact that he says that it's hard to be a man because you have to pay for everything or you're expected to pay for everything? However, lunchbox, you don't pay for everything.
Starting point is 00:49:33 You split the bills with your wife like she's a dang roommate. Anyways, love the show. Bye. That's true. Yeah, thanks for being an idiot. Thanks for being an idiot. Yeah, thanks for being an idiot. I was talking about like on dates and thing when you go, when you start dating,
Starting point is 00:49:49 It's like, oh, the guy has to pick her up. The guy has to pay for everything. That is very hard and difficult. The guy has to make the first move. That's what I was referring to. Thank you for calling. Have a great day. Do you really wish you to have a great day?
Starting point is 00:50:03 No. I mean, when you call in with dumb comments, if you would actually listen, like use your ears that are on the side of your head and listen to actually what I said, then call in with your comments. Don't, oh my gosh, and hear it wrong and then call and say wrong information. That's just when it's really annoying. Your thoughts on Eddie's HSA? No, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:50:23 I don't even understand it. Yeah. To be honest. What, the HSA? Yeah, it's all confusing to me. Do you do anything with yours? Is that the one? I got the health card.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I know that. That's it. But I don't know. I don't ever use it as a problem. Like when I go to the doctor, I pay with my credit card. I don't even know how to use it. I don't know how to use that thing. It swipes just like a credit card.
Starting point is 00:50:48 No, no, no. But I don't have an actual card. No. Oh, you should ask for one. Is he talking about his insurance card? No, no, no. Amy, don't talk. See, this is what I'm talking about when stupid comments.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Like, no. Like, I don't know where you get that. I've signed up for it, but no card comes in the mail. You just said you had a card. No, I meant I have, like, I signed up for it on our thing and it says, oh, would you, you know, you can charge things to this. But I don't have a card. I have a card. You know what?
Starting point is 00:51:18 Lunchbox? I had to actually ask them for a card. Yeah, I literally have a card. See, that's what I'm saying. I was always like, well, I don't know how to do it. It looks exactly like a credit card. Dude, you must have a bunch of money in that account then. I don't know that it compounds year to year.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Oh. I think it'll roll over. You do? Dude, what if he finds out he has like $800,000? Yeah, you're putting money into it. I do put money into it and I have no idea how to use it. You didn't look into that, dude. Lunchbox, you probably have thousands of dollars in there.
Starting point is 00:51:48 over the years. Go find that out. Let's have a competition. He just goes and buys a ton of Zyrtec and sells it on a Facebook marketplace. Yeah, HSA, according to Google, does roll over year after year. There you go. I bet you have some money in there then. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Who do I call? Yeah, HR. Sandy. That's what Amy's been talking to about hers. I'm going to look for some. I'm just kidding. You just made his day. He possibly has a much of money in there.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Oh. Good, you can use that and pay me my money for our Navidia. Any update on that lunchbox? No, I need to follow up. I haven't even checked in on that. Well, I've been busy. How do you have that much money lost and you haven't followed up on it? Well, they said they would reach out when they had a solution,
Starting point is 00:52:41 but they haven't reached out, so I assume they don't have a solution. He claims to love money so much, but yet he just leaves it out there. No, no, I didn't leave it anywhere. I mean, when someone tells you that they're going to do something, you expect them to do it, right? Who is that someone? What was the name? Oh, the Robin Hood people.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Okay, interesting. Can you say that line again when someone says what? When someone tells you? They're going to do something. You expect them to do it. Okay, so I asked you to give me my money and you said you would do it. I never really agreed to that. Yes, you did.
Starting point is 00:53:16 You said I'll bring it tomorrow. And I did, and you weren't here. So now it's just over? Well, you missed her window. That's it? Yeah, I mean, if you want something, come here and get it. You weren't here. But you don't have it. Then why not keep it with you so you can get it to me later? I'm not going to be walking around with that cash in my pocket. It doesn't go.
Starting point is 00:53:36 And then I'm a target for a robbery. I mean, no, thanks. My life's more important. How are you a target for robbery if nobody knows you have it? We sit on the air. We sit on the air. Bring it the next day. So everybody knows I'm walking around with almost two. G's in my pocket. No thanks. Yeah, listener could definitely know that. Yeah, absolutely. They know where our building is. That's dangerous, folks. Is everybody drunk today?
Starting point is 00:54:03 I don't know. Me? Yeah, me? Just everybody. No, man, I'm not drunk. Like, Lunchbox thinks he's going to get targeted from outside our building for $2,000 off a random comment. Eddie's getting mad at Amy for Amy trying to teach him how to stretch a dollar a little bit more. Amy It's like I don't want to talk
Starting point is 00:54:21 politics But let me jump back in Well I just I'm dumbfounded I know I hear you So I just wonder And I don't even do my money
Starting point is 00:54:29 So like Time of place though What Like I don't even Do my money So it's just like I don't even I want to have this conversation
Starting point is 00:54:35 No but you were arguing That you knew But you can't How does he not do But you can't do both You can't say You know how it works And then come back with
Starting point is 00:54:43 Why don't even do my money So I don't know You can't have both of those You can't have both of those You mean how it works You were saying I know what I need to do because I know and I know.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Thank you, Bobby, because he just admitted, no, no, you said, we have no money. I don't even do the money. I don't know what's going on. Well, I'm told what we have. Maybe you're just being told. We don't have money for that. Maybe not. Maybe I'm being lied to.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Well, probably to keep you at. What is that? At bay. A woman's arrested in an airport after police discoverer 75 pounds of weed in her luggage. I saw that. I'd be scared to death. My butt would be so puckered. would know I was doing something wrong.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Even if I was doing nothing wrong, I'd be walking so tight. They'd be like, hmm, they're up to something. That guy in the glasses is up to something. That's how I would feel if I had 75 pounds of drugs and I was trying to smuggle it. I would not be good as a criminal. The 25-year-old woman was arrested in Dallas Love after authorities discovered about 75 pounds of marijuana packed inside of her luggage. I mean, 75 pounds.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Like, you got to put that on the scale and pay the extra for it. Yeah. The weed has got to go in front of someone and you have to go and put it on. and weigh and pay that's so heavy. And like a drug dog will smell that from a mile away. I would bet though it's worked so many times and that's why you can continually go up to 75 pounds because you would think that. Look at all the drugs.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Vacuum sealed crazy. Oh, she had it in three different luggagees so it didn't weigh 75 in total. Oh, is that what it is? Oh, they don't say that. Well, that's what it looks like in the photo. It does look like that. So it's 25 pounds per bag. Hey, that way you're dodging the over fee. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:20 To pay extra. She was taken into custody before leaving the airport and now faces a second-degree felony charge of possession of between 50 and 2,000 pounds of marijuana under Texas law. Huh. I'd be scared to death. You got to pay an overbag fee, though. How about that? Have you ever seen Maria Full of Grace? It's an older movie.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Like, maybe 90s. What? I thought you're about to go black and white, but okay. No, no, no, no. It's like 90s or whatever. But it's about a lady from like, I think, Colonial. who gets paid to smuggle drugs in her body. And during the flight, one of them busts in her body.
Starting point is 00:56:56 So she's like going to die within the next like 30 minutes. It's crazy. True story? I mean, I'm assuming based on true, true events. Because there is that smuggler. There's a documentary about her, something like cocaine queen or something. And she revolutionized how it was done and would use women and built the cocaine into the brawls. And then they would travel with it in their brawls.
Starting point is 00:57:18 No, this one was in her body. Oh, gosh. And they lost a lot of people like that because it would explode the rubber, whatever plastic or whatever would disintegrate in their body and then the drugs would go right into their system. You guys see the video that eight-year-old that was attacked by the beaver? Oh, yes. They went viral?
Starting point is 00:57:33 At the river? Yeah, they're like sitting on the side of the river and the beaver comes up. It's crazy. That beaver was angry. Rabid beaver. An eight-year-old boy has been hospitalized of being attacked by a potentially rabid beaver in New Jersey. on Sunday, May 3rd officials
Starting point is 00:57:47 said the attack occurred around 6 p.m. Captain Michael Blondin of the police department said that the young boy had been fishing on the lake shoreline when a beaver exited the lake and charged him. News 12 noted the boy had been bitten on his leg and the family friend fought off the animal. That's a wild video. And the video's from kind of far away.
Starting point is 00:58:09 It is like from across the river. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's almost like the beaver didn't want to stop fighting. Like just kept fighting. And then eventually the guy, that family friend or whatever, like push the beaver back in the river and then it swam away. Are you more scared of running out of money or dying? Running out of money. For sure.
Starting point is 00:58:28 I'm not scared of dying. I've never been scared of dying. Really? I mean, now that... He has that countdown death clock. That's a bit. Like sometimes like you guys worry like flying or whatever. Sometimes I fly and I'm just like, well, this could be it.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Oh, I do that every fight. It's okay. It's okay with me. It's that second part. But it's okay with me. Because I always think this could be it too, but it's never okay with me. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't want it to be okay, but I just have to accept.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Right. And then I'm like, if I'm on the same flight as Bobby, I'm like, well, he's going to get most of the attention. That's about attention, do you? Riley, you're going to get the headline. New research reveals that if there's one thing Americans worry about more than dying, it's outliving their savings. According to a survey from the Alliance Center for the future of retirement, 67% of people worry more about running out of money than death. Yeah. Because death, like, you know, you're dead.
Starting point is 00:59:16 What do you worry about? It's over. Like, it's it. Money, you're going to have to live without money. That's going to be tough. You get to live, though. Yeah, it's just, what's your life going to be like? Maybe a lot like now?
Starting point is 00:59:33 Got you. One foot in front of the other? One day at a time. All right. I think that's it. Anything this weekend? No. Mother's Day.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Oh, yeah. Mother's Day. And I have. it's my weekend with my kid weekend. Was that scheduled to be a Mother's Day weekend? No, just worked out that way. But they would be with me no matter what. Like we would, if they were to be with their dad,
Starting point is 00:59:57 then he would make sure they would be with me. If that's what I wanted, hmm. Could he? What if I was like, no, I'm good. If it was bad between you two, could he purposely be like, no. Oh, yeah, I bet there's people that do that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:12 He wouldn't, I think, even if it were bad, that's not his thing, but I bet there's people out there this weekend that are actually dealing with that, which is really sad. That is sad. Yeah. Or vice versa, like the women are like, you're not, happy Father's Day, I'm taking the kids.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Yeah. So that's me, just whatever. I don't know what Stevenson's going to want to do. See? You're catching your papers there. I caught my whole computer. Maybe dropped everything. It's caught it in mid-sentence.
Starting point is 01:00:42 What about you? Mother's Day Sunday. I'm pretty covered there. Uh, that's pretty much yeah. I'm tired. I got some stuff. I got, I'm having a very full day today up until like 5 p.m. Um, tomorrow we left open in case Arkansas plans off ball. They're not. So no real plans tomorrow. I have a wedding tomorrow. Oh, that's big. That's big deal. I'm telling you looking. It's just my schedule. So my brain's fried because I work. And then as soon as they go home, it's like dedicated to something else, which is the baby. So, uh, yeah, that and then Sunday is Mother's Day. Yeah, that's it. All right. You guys, have a great day. Have a good weekend.
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