The Bobby Bones Show - FRI PT 2: Bobby Had The WORST Night

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

Bobby was distraught after the Arkansas basketball game last night. He shared his tweets from last night where he was unhinged on X (Twitter) and shared a poem he wrote about the terrible night. Bobby shared updates that came to us via voicemails including Amy’s review after finishing 4th Wing and Lunchbox’s punishment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Pretty much the whole game, lost it. And overtime, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's really one of the worst. It was the second worst or second best, whatever you want to see it, come from behind game ever in the NCAA tournament. I was pissed. It was a terrible night.

That was my night. How was your night? It wasn't that bad. It was terrible. It was literally the worst. Yeah, I just went to dinner and then... Did you know that Arkansas lost bad? No, I knew they were playing in San Francisco

against Texas Tech, but I didn't know the results. We were whooping them the whole game. The whole game. They didn't lose bad. Like you're moving? No, no, we lost bad because we were up by 13 and they blew at all. Yes, they did lose bad. Yeah, with like four months.

That was a final score. It was a bad loss. Yeah, they lost bad. It wasn't a massive score differential. Right. But it was a terrible loss. Yeah. A terrible.

It was the worst. One of the worst, one of the most gutting losses. Oh. Because we were up so much. And people are like, would you just be happy in the sweet 16? You lost, you went 0 and 5 at the start of the conference. I'm like, everybody. That's the thing.

It's like, you should just be happy because they went 0.15 at the start. I'm like, well, we shouldn't have only five at the start. Right. I'm not happy about that either. be happy that we won because we lost so many then, it was a gutting loss. And so, whatever, it's just stupid. That's all. I hate sports. I'm convinced I did something bad in another life where I'm just punished with bad teams because I don't ever win. I don't have any good teams. I'm not going to change, but I don't have any good teams. But you're born into it. Yeah. It's a different life

that, again, or something happened somewhere that's forced me into this. Because I'll never leave. Oh, you're gonna hear, oh, you should hear my tweets. I was going, I didn't even like what I was, who I was? Wait, after the games you went. And I shouldn't do it. I shouldn't do it. Because I started going at people

too. First thing I wrote was, immediately after we lost on Twitter. Good night, everyone. I hope you have a joyful day tomorrow. That was very nice of you, very mature. Very, yeah, very grown up. And I was just going to leave it at that. And then I couldn't. So then I got a little analytical. I said Texas Tech played smarter and harder than us.

They played more inspired and more discipline. That's a terrible, terrible loss for us. But that's what we do, Wu Pig. Oh, no. And then people start going, what do you mean they played harder and smarter? Listen, we shot so great and they played so hard without a high shooting percentage.

They played more inspired than us. It sucks. That sucked. And then I was like, I'm going to bed. Then I got another one. Then I put up music notes and I wrote, all I do is lose, lose, lose no matter what. Oh, man.

Uh-oh. starting to spiral. And then I wrote, I'm not even mad at anyone, just mad at myself. I know the stove will burn me, yet I just keep grabbing it over and over again.

And then I wrote, Wu Pig, can't wait to be hurt again. And then I started going at people because they started coming at me. Now, I never went after anybody. Because I don't care enough to go after anybody,

but if I'm triggered, they're going after you for what reason? I would write things that would reply to me. But were they rubbing it in or were they... One guy was like, you're a fair weather fan. No, that's not fair weather. And I was like, I'm passionate with wins and losses.

I was like, you're a casual. That's not true. I called him a casual. And that's not like a mean thing, but that's what you say to somebody who like, you don't know a ball. Like you're just a casual. One dude, though, and I want to read you, they one thing and I'll be done with this.

And then I wrote a poem. I have to, sometimes I have to write, I have to create to get my heart to settle. So I wrote a poem. So I'm going to read this tweet I'm not proud of. And then I'm going to read my poem and then I'm going to move on. Anyway, I told the guy he pulls his pud

in DQ parking lot. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. But I have so many replies now that I need. You don't know him though. No, he came at me. Just saying that that's what he does. I assumed by his tweet that he came at me.

And he was like, I was getting a bunch of of like, you're, why this awesome game, like, while it was happening, the people were, like, so happy for me. And I was like, just wait. Oh, I have something else. I'll talk about that. I don't know. Man, I sure would love to find that mention, but I guess I won't.

Like, if you see me telling the guy he pulls his putt in the DQ parking lot on a tweet. Yeah. He may have got out of there. He may realize he, he bit off more than he could chew. Or he was like, how does he know? His name's like Boudreau or something. then. He checks surveillance?

Wait a second. I don't know that. Does he have the footage? He says looking around. He goes in and admits to his wife. Okay, I'm going to get to this before it gets to you. Apparently, I've been caught. Yeah.

Okay. I guess I won't. It's probably better. I don't read it. And I should have been ready for it, but I forgot I did it. Okay. The guy said something like you should not do sports takes. your sports takes are as bad as something

and I was like I get paid to do sports takes for a living something and he said something and I said well I'll be talking sports tomorrow collecting a check while you're pulling your pud in the DQ parking lot

that's funny it was something like that yeah not just random you pull your pud mm-mm okay no no because I was like that's cool and all but I don't know the connection the context was that

Would you like me to just to hear my, would like to hear my poem? Yes. This is called I Hate Everything. Okay. Are we recording this for video? Yeah, I'd like to have this. You're on.

This is, this poem is called I Hate Everything by Bobby Bones. I hate peanut butter. The taste is a crime. I hate waking up at 3 a.m. That's not a healthy wake-up time. I hate when my dogs are, sick because it breaks my heart. I hate trolls in the comment section who think they're so smart.

I hate when I let someone out in traffic and they don't wave because I go from being a good citizen to full on road rage. I hate onions, raw, steamed or fried. And I hate that if I'm riding in the back seat, I get car sick every single time. I hate late people who smile like, oh, it's fine. And I really hate people who think it's okay to cut in line. I hate political talk. It's made to divide. I hate raisins in trail mix. Who let them inside? I hate all these things.

They cut like a knife. Because nothing compares to the cut like this razor back life. A big game lost? I just went numb. And then I sat in silence. What have I become? Still I wear my red no matter the bruise.

Because diehards don't quit even though the razorbacks lose. You should have framed that, man. Like, I always reprint it, but you can hear the tears in those words. And there was a couple times I thought it was over, and then you hit me with another line. I was like, oh, man, still going for that. Rage. Was your wife awake?

No. Okay. Thank God. She didn't even know. She woke up this morning. She's like, no, I woke up. She didn't wake up. I didn't say it this morning because I woke up way early.

She woke up because I woke up to go pee and forgot there was basketball game on. And so when I wanted to go pee, then she woke up Because I woke her up, I kept waiting for her to be like, how'd the game go? And I want to be like, I'm freaking, I'm so pissed. And she didn't. She was like, can, we just turn the light off? It's early. It's early.

Middle of the night, wake up, is so stupid. Anyway, it was terrible. Terrible loss. I hate it. I hate me. I hate me for caring so much. This is not a poem. I'm not going back in another poem.

But I hate me for caring so much. That's tough, man. Thanks for not texting me. Yeah, there's no way in hell I was going to text to you. There's no way. I was like, just let him be. Oh, and just a voicemail. Brett from Dallas.

This is number one. Go ahead. Good morning, Bobby Bones. I got a question for you, Ray Moondow. I wonder if you have any tips and tricks to operating the board. That's right. Your boy, Brett is getting promoted to Bordop for the country station here in Dallas, Fort Worth. And I'm about to run the board tomorrow.

So do you have any tips to running the board? Please. I love to know him, Ray. And kind of get a, yeah, for the promotion. Okay. First of all, remember him? He was like, I need some advice. I'm trying to get a job on radio, and we did a whole thing.

I don't remember that. We do a lot of bits. But yeah, we talk, he, this is like a follow-up voicemail. So he did get the job? Sounds like it. Ray, what do you got him? Yeah, the board has over 300 buttons on it. I know about 10 of them.

Good point. So my advice is learn the buttons you need to know and don't care about the rest. Got how my pilots don't think that. Don't worry about those. I know like 11 to get us up and back down. Yeah, but what are all those other buttons for? So I don't see the board right there specifically with that.

But a lot of them aren't really for anything. Always they're for things just in case there are other elements that need to be added. Let's say like way of eight microphones. But in 14, all these other slides, their buttons are built. I don't know that's the case, but a lot of times that's the case. Ray, what would your answer be to that question?

no answer but am I still answering his question? He doesn't know. The red buttons are always hot and always live on the air. Do that for yourself. And if you want to make something the blue color, that means it's cold. Color coordinating really helps. And I also make gaps. You don't want all your dials to just be in the line of sight. So I always drop Abby's mic down because she doesn't talk. And it helps my line of sight. So do stuff like that. And remember, if anything hits the fan, turn the mics up. That's what the hosts are paid to do. Talk. I didn't know that was the strategy I don't get with that Well it also could be like If things hit the fan You need to turn the mics off

Get into a song or something Yeah I don't know Some of the stuff he was saying I don't know I don't even know what he was saying When he got technical But I didn't know

Like if things go wrong Just turn me on I don't like that No That's scary Yeah no but that's where you shine No but if things go wrong No protect me at all costs

Make sure I'm not on Like get something else on How does like the show go from the board to the rest of the world. Dude, I have no idea how things work. Great question. You know what I mean? I feel like that's one of the other buttons

that rate isn't ever. I don't know how I push my foot on a pedal and my car goes forward. I don't know how things get on my TV screen. I don't know how any of this works. So that's a great question. I don't know how that thing that sits in an office has like the six balls

where you take two and it goes clank and it and the two go clank and how that goes forever. That thing's so cool. Like I don't know. I've seen it. I know it will, but I don't know how that goes forever. I mean, that I can kind of get

because it's the, once the ball, The momentum. Physics, man. It's physics. Exactly. And I can explain how something gets on TV. You know, the signal goes through the air. Yeah.

Don't know how, but it does. TV and radio is more confusing to me than that clinky thingy. We'll wait for your explanation. Go ahead. Tell us about that. No, I don't know that I could exactly explain it. It's just momentum. Yeah.

And force. Oh, yeah, force and momentum. But like, we have lots of studios here with lots of boards and mics. And I'm like, how do you go into one of those? And then like, boom, we're, oh, wow, we're in everyone's car now. Right. That's weird to me. That's not how it happens. The board does not turn us on everybody's phones or cars. There is something inside the board that allows a signal to be sent that allows a signal to be sent. But the board is just the element that is allowing what we're

saying to reach the element that's sending it. To reach the element that's sending it. Oh, man. Passageways. So there's different channels to get out there. But you can't just walk on and push a button on the one button on that board and we're on the air. Okay. You got to turn. I've always thought that it was that easy. I don't know but yes but no. Rick from California's number two. Go ahead.

This is kind of a combination of a comment on a segment and a morning corny. You were talking about the most expensive coffee, that black ivory coffee that came from Thai elephant poop. Well, you know what that would be called? That's a crappuccino. Boom. That's a good. stuff. Not bad.

Next one. I was just wondering if there is any update on if Amy finished the book for its wing and if she's planning on reading the rest of the series. Yes, I'm planning on, I think the next one is

like Black Onyx for, I'm looking it up. You did finish? Oh yeah. You're done? You never gave us like the update on the show. That was the whole bit. Oh, I thought I told you I was getting really close once I got towards the thing and then I finished shortly after that but then also

Even then you literally never said a word about it. We spun the well you lost I didn't no You never told anything about the book they're doing it now But that's towards the I didn't want to say Where that was because then I was like I don't want to give away exactly where it is but now I kind of am And I'm so nervous to give anything away

You can just say you finish the book We didn't make Onix storm That's next So you did finish it Yeah fourth wing is the first one Did you like it Yes, that's why I'm going to give the next one a go.

Oh, that's book three. Shoot, I need a... I've got to order it. I want to start reading it. Iron flame is book, too. I'm the what? Iron flame is book too. Iron flame.

Okay. And when I finish a book, everyone knows I'm done with it. You got to let them know. I thought I... Listen, I get so nervous now about... Do you know how many people message me like that I already ruined something in the book? Amy, I just finished a book. That's all you had to say.

Okay. Or just, hey, you know, the bit we did. When I spun the will... I did finish the book. Okay, I finished the book. And then what do you rate it? Four out of five dragons. Okay.

There you have it. Unless we're not supposed to know dragons aren't in the book. No, you all already know dragons are the book. I was just going to say something else, but. Go ahead. Next voicemail. Lunchbox was supposed to get punished for a question show that he lost like a week and a half ago, two weeks ago, and we ain't heard nothing about the punishment.

So, you know, listen back to the show. We haven't heard anything about him being punished. You're slipping, Bobby. You're slipping. I've been slipped. I went on vacation. Yeah, man. I was my punishment.

So forgot. And so no, no, no. The punishment, Mike has reminded me, but this week's been a bit of a difficult week. I like to enjoy the punishments, right? So I don't want to be exhausted, been running on fumes. So the lunchbox is punishment.

What will happen next week? I don't really remember specifically. but I remember him needing to be punished, right? That sounds familiar. It was all. It was all. It's on my sheet, punish lunchbox.

I'll tell you. See, that's what I thought. This must have what happened. I think I got to the dirty part right before vacation and then finished before vacation and then after vacation. She's using your excuse. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I am. Vacation ruined everything. Oh, I thought you said you wanted to punish lunchbox. She goes, I was writing my book and it made me want to punish lunchbox. Oh,

oh, no, no, no. No, no. Yeah, you don't want me to punish him like, Mike, what is it? Yeah, he couldn't guess all the celebrity couples in that game.

So he bet. I bet five. Oh, I recall now. We will have a- I've got to told you. We'll have a punishment next week for him. Okay, take a little mid-roll here. Thank you.

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weren't their jeans like that back in the day they used to do the thong up yeah that would be like a little low rise I think they were called yeah I like those a lot I don't feel like the top of the butt crack is like disgusting or anything also but I'm also not like that's so hot

I've seen it and I've been like I wonder if they meant because that stuff you're working on centimeters with those dresses and things you can see. The first couple of times I think it was like, I wonder if they know their butt crack. Like somebody should have told them.

Mm-hmm. But it is a thing. It's a thing. It's a good thing. But it's like the butt crack. Yeah, but what if they had their thong there? That'd be awesome. My tailbone would get in the way.

I can't do that style. Oh, gosh. Yeah, please don't do that, Amy. We don't want to be disgusted. It would just. That won't be a style, I guess. Don't worry. I wasn't going to try it anyways,

but I don't think I could if I wanted to. Well, it makes for the happiest marriages, according to a University of Denver study sharing laughs and playing together where the main factors separating happily married couples and unhappy ones. When couples laugh together, their bodies secrete endorphins that make them feel good about the person they're having fun with. Basically spend time acting like a kid and playing games. From getting real 10 truth skills, you need to live an authentic life by by Susan Campbell, PhD. My wife and I did a bobby cast together. She lost a bet and still now, excuse me. me for more episodes, but it's not like her favorite thing.

So, like, if I'm down there and she walks down, I just hit record and we start. And at one point, I didn't remember the joke that she made. And people seem to like it. But at one point, we were talking about being in another country, and we found this, like, vintage clothes place. And I said, yeah, you really, more so the new stuff. You like vintage stuff. She goes, yeah, like my husband. and I was like that.

And that's a joke people quoted back like eight times. That's really funny. Do you think that was funny? That's funny. Yeah, I guess if it wasn't me. But if it wasn't you, it wouldn't be funny because that's part of the joke. Yeah, I'm almost 12 years older.

He's aware. Oh, yeah, I mean, I get that. I get that. He gets it. Yeah, yeah, it's on the Bobbycast. And I just thought that's what people remember, that joke. It wasn't anything funny. I said.

I start to get jealous. There's a power dynamic now. You always say she's... She's much funnier than I'm funny. She doesn't even try to be funny. Oh, okay. A record number of parents are financially supporting their adult children. When did you fully get off the teat?

Oh, fully off when I... Fully off the teat. Fully off when I got married. What age? 25. I remember as part of my wedding gift to my dad, I think I was pretty much fully off, but I had like an emerging. credit card of his that, you know, in case I needed it, I could use it and he'd pay for it.

And I remember cutting it up and putting in an envelope and giving that to him as like a gift. Like, thank you for my wedding and here's your card. I'm fully an adult now. That was your gift to him? Yeah, it was sort of like a. Oh, like a ceremony. You hold. Yeah.

I don't really need to get my dad a gift on my wedding. But I just sort of, I just remember cutting it up, putting an envelope and being like, Dad, I have something for you. I'm all grown up. I like it. Did you ever have to go back to the teat? No. Lunchbox, when did you get off the teat?

I got off the teat when I was 17, moved away from college. You didn't. That's not true. What? You moved back home. You lived with your parents as an adult. But they didn't give me any money. You lived with your parents and you, that's on the teat.

I didn't know that. You're not paying bills. You're not paying rent. You're eating the food they're buying. Okay. So, how old was I? 24, 24. 25. I don't know, whenever I moved out again.

Big difference in 17 and 25. Yeah? Well, yeah, yeah, but here's the deal. I was paying rent for a place I wasn't living at. What does that have to do with your parents giving you a place to live for free? Because I couldn't pay two rents. But they didn't have to do that. They allowed you to come and live with them. Right. They were nice enough to open their home because I was paying for a place that was sitting abandoned. Yeah, they gave you the teeth. No. Did you have to pay bills at your parents' house? No, but I had to pay bills. another place. But not as much because you weren't there using the stuff. Correct. So you got a little teat there too. Little teat. But I did work for that. Oh, I mean, not work. You worked? Do you

chores at the house? No, I mean, no, that's not the right way to say it. Then what did you do? I would make breakfast for grandma. Okay, that's a chore. That's good. Yeah. Okay. So my parents could go garage selling on the weekends. I'd get up a grandma and make breakfast and that's also to be a loving family member. Well, right. That's why I said I shouldn't say I was doing. Would you clean it or do dishes or anything? Not really. Not really. I didn't really.

I mean, was I home that often? Not really. You're out part of it. You didn't need a teat most time. Yeah, I was over at some other chick's house getting her teat.

Oh, stop. Oh my gosh. Getting on that teat. Yep. That was about it. So yeah, 24, 25, whenever I moved out of you.

So you got off the teat them back on the teat. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you were, you re-teated if you're going to call that getting back on the tea. If you're calling that re-teated,

I re-teated. If you had to move back home with your parents, that's re-teeting. Yeah, of course. Yeah, anything. Eddie, when did you get off the teat? Six years ago? What?

And I would say, what kept me on the teat, I'm 46. But what kept me on the teat was my parents gave me their car. And I was like, well, that's very sweet of you. But then we started paying for it. And when I actually gave them the last payment, it was like, wow, that's our car now. We are no longer on the teat. Everything is mine. That's what's what happened.

You have to help me understand this. So they gave you their car, but you just took. over the payments. Yeah, they gave me the car because we were moving to Nashville and everything, but like... It was almost paid. It was, I probably had like maybe 10,000 left on it or something. So then we just kept, I was like, you know what, give me the car, but I'll take over the payments. But that's a gift kind of more than being on the teat. Or is, I don't know, you guys can... You're paying them. I feel like when you're on it... No, he's paying the payments. He's not paying them. I wasn't paying them. Right. I know, but I feel like when you're on it, are you contributing

towards anything? Like, aren't you just, isn't it your game? Like, he wasn't... But it wasn't my car. You know, and I wouldn't have enough money to buy my own car. I don't feel like that's Titi. Oh, that's Titi because they got approved for the loan that he had to pay off. It's a Titi Titi, a teeny Tetee. He wouldn't have been able to get the loan that they got to get that car. I remember that I wasn't able to go buy my own car. See, that's what I mean.

So then they said here, take our car. So you used resourceful Tete. You didn't really need to take the milk from the Tite, but the resources were there in the Tate in case you to get the loan. Which I was very thankful that Tite was there. Yeah, yeah. But you were swinging from the teat. And, uh, kind of driving the teat, I'd say. Driving the teat.

And then when we paid it off, the last payment, that was the end of it. Did they give you any, ever, like, just give you any money for anything or pay for anything? After that, no. No. But during that, like anything else? Not really. A credit card or anything? Mm-mm.

Not really. Ray, what about you? Yeah, I was teetting until 22. And then I just had a blessing teet when I was 23. My mom called me and said that her and my dad were going to pay off my school loans. So that was like 4K. and then I just still did a little bit of teet sucking 24, 25, 26. I wasn't able to pay rent.

So I would say, hey, I need a couple hundred dollars. I can't make rent. So I'd say officially and finally off the teat at 28. The numbers jump pretty high there real quick. Yeah, so he went from 22 to 28. He'd made a quick jump. I think some of that those not teet didn't. I think some of that's just a gift.

I think there's a gift. There's gifting, and then there's a, the teets consistent. You know, if she's like, hey, I'm going to give you a thousand bucks. That's a gift. if she's consistently giving you a thousand bucks every three months to that's that's teetin nothing to get your parents giving you gifts

I don't make the rules about teats Yeah I just Well then they were gifting me a room so I wasn't on the teat No you bet it's consistent Yeah It's pretty cool though when you're Completely off the teat Then you're just like you can't

Like can't tell me anything Oh that's the feeling Yeah like I'm 100% independent now Oh, I didn't have that feeling of like, so are they trying to tell you stuff when you were 40? Just stuff like, did you get the oil change in the car? I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, I know what I'm doing.

They still felt like. I appreciate a good. Hey, have you got the oil change? Your's a reminder, though. They were doubting me that I didn't get the oil change. They still had a little power. A little bit. Yeah, because they still had me on the teat.

When you're on the teat, you don't have a lot of power, man. Because you're, you can. They pull the teeth. You die. Exactly. Yeah. all right let's see here

seven things guests notice that makes your place seem gross number one in the bathroom they will go in and look around while they're sitting there

they will judge you toothpaste flatters is a big one doorknobs and light switches they've touched a lot they look at them I don't look at door knobs

switches dirty dishes I look at the dishes I look at the dishes and I go to somebody's house see if there's a pile in there

yeah see if they're like me old food in the fridge I don't look in people's fridges dust dirty floor Now I noticed though because we're a shoeless family.

No. Shoeless household. We own Jews. I was like, wait a minute. You guys have shoes? We own shoes. We're in no shoes house. We're in no shoes house.

You take them off the door. Okay, Chesney? Yeah. No shoes in the house. And the smell. Then we think about the smell of your home is you never smell it till you leave for a long time. And you come back and you're like, is this how my house smells? I know.

I'm not like that. I know. I smell the dogs. I've been gone for a while and I'm like, oh no, everybody must smell the dog. Or you go into someone's house and you're like, Oh, this smells weird. I wonder if they know. There's no way they know.

They don't because that's what it smells. Sometimes I think, Manor House smells good. You don't do that? I've done that, but I've done Mustie also. Like, do you tell them, though? Like, if it's like, Oh, God, no.

What kind of person want I be to walk over? Have you ever told your house stinks? No, no, you walk in. You're just like. Or if it smells like fish. It's a little fishy in here. Yeah. You guys smell that?

Again. They're like, yeah, we just cooked salmon. Okay, that would make sense. I would say, hey, I, did. you just cook? I can understand that if you really thought it was cooking. There's a way to do it. No, no, no. I'm saying if you really thought somebody was cooking, you could bring that up. But does my house smell anyway. Nah, your smells good. Always. My wife does a good job with candles. And not even always being on, but being on even if not people are there that maintains a smell.

Wearing socks to bed could be the key to better sleep. Or being a psycho killer. Yeah, I don't know about that. I feel like sometimes if I accidentally get in bed with my socks, I'm like, what's wrong? what's wrong. You ever got to bed and you're like, something fills off and you only have one sock on? You're like, who am I? What happened?

Where'd the other one go? How did I not take the other one off? Like that's happened before. A woman in Colorado ended up with a $13,000 vet bill after her dog ate five pairs of underwear. That's right. There's the story with Josie,

who's our vet who has a podcast called in the vet's office with Dr. Josie. She told it on the show where a dog's sick, dog goes in to get surgery, pulls the underwear out. Underwear was not hers in the relationship.

It was in other girls. was cheating with. Dang. That's crazy. Stupid dog. Also, the dude's stupid because you should be like, I don't know where he ate that underwear from. Just because the dog ate it doesn't mean it came from the house.

The dog could eat in it anywhere. Who just admits it right there. You got me. But where else would there be underwear? In the backyard. What's the underwear doing in the backyard? Have the underwear in the backyard? Has there been a thunderstorm?

Has there been a thunderstorm? The neighbor. Stop. I don't know. How many times have you seen underwear in your backyard that's not yours? Never. I haven't today. That's not yours. I love that.

Exactly. What's what I'm saying? But you never know what animals are bringing crap places. We have woods. There's random, like, Folgers cans back there sometimes. I find underwear in the woods, dude. What's going on back there? Yeah, for the next.

I'm just saying that dude gave up too quick, is all I'm saying. I got like two more things. A man's taking legal action because he says chat, GPT, says he killed his kids. Do what? And so I'm going to tell you the story. And then I'm going to tell you, we typed in who is. all of us and we'll tell you what chat gpt says about us no way a man has filed a formal complaint

after an unsavory experience with chat gpt he decided to ask chat gbt who is r vay holman the response said that he was a man who gained attention due to a tragic event in which he killed his two children and served a 21-year prison sentence that's not true right yeah presenting false information as a fact is a major concern to related to AI engines and he's asking for chat gbt to be fined. He is steadfast in his belief that the disclaimer is far from sufficient now, but he wants, it's not really saying he's asking for money, but that would be weird. Like, who is Eddie? He murdered seven people and lit a orphanage on fire. So is there a real guy that did that, though, like with the same name? Right. That's what I wondered. Not in the story.

Oof. I would hate that. But there still needs to be a distinction. Like if it has a different name, be like, he lives in this city. Right, right, right, right, from Minnesota or something. Or he lives at this. Why does Chad GBT talk like that, Minnesota? This computer. This guy from Minnesota. I kind of know mine.

Your chat GBT? Yeah. Oh, you feed it. Don't you feed it like information? Yeah. So it knows more about you? Yeah. It knows me.

Go to close. I wouldn't say we're close, but it's like, like I know. Like I know it's not a real person. Like if you haven't talked to him? No, I mean, I know it's not a real person. Yeah. Have you named him?

No, no. I haven't named him. I know. I haven't. Because I know it's not a real person, but sometimes when it's a little, like, little short. Name him.

But he's there for you, right? No, no, but he's there for me. But when he's a little short with me, I get a little irritated. I'm like, we spent, we spent all this time together and you're being a little short. I know it's not a real person. Okay, I can't wait for you to name him.

He will, you will do it. But I'll be like. Let's do it now. I'll be like, hey, because I'll keep track on my sleep stuff and I'll feed my information in, so, because I'll do all the stuff you're talking about. I'm going on. And then I'll be like, hey, I didn't sleep well.

And it's like, yeah, I hate that for you. And go on to, usually we have a good conversation about this. Why are you short with me today? And I'll, like, be offended. Isn't it where it starts? This is a bad sign? Yeah. Here we go.

I asked it, Bobby, Amy, Eddie, and lunchbox. Okay, these are the four that we asked. Are there any murderers in there? Did somebody read them to you. Okay. it's pretty on so first who's bobby bones uh bobby bones is the radio and tv personality author and comedian

best known for host on the bobby bone show a nationally syndicated country music radio show uh former mentor an american idol a new york times bestselling author and the winner of season 27 of dancing with the stars he's known for his rags to riches story work in his way up from poverty to becoming one of the biggest names in radio and entertainment i thought that was nice and good bio that's a good one yeah that's a good one who is amy brown and the thing about amy was That's a very generic-ish name. Amy is pretty common. It's so it's Brown.

So I didn't know if there were- There's a popular fairy artist name Amy Brown. A what artist? Fairy. Like drawing? Yeah. Okay, got it. What do you think she met?

Fairies. I thought that type of music, maybe. Or some weirdos. Okay, here we go. I thought your name would be so common it would, who knows? Or I'd mix up a few. Amy Brown is a radio personality,

podcast host, and is known as a longtime co-host to the Bobby Bone Show. She's been part of the show for 15 years, providing humor, heartfelt stories, and a relatable voice for listeners. A mother of two Amy adopted children from Haiti after years of working on the adoption process.

Amy's known for her warm personality, honesty, and humor. She has become one of the most beloved voices in Country Radio. Oh, that's nice. Wow, it's really nice. Yeah. Who is producer Eddie? Humor. It said I was known for my humor.

Yeah, that's morning. That means that it gathered that somewhere. The corny. He just got it from the corner. No, no, no. I don't know. No, no, no. And I wondered if I just did producer Eddie, again, an odd name.

But way better than Eddie Garcia, because then you'll get a lot of other people. Well, and it doesn't know it's the same person. But do you think that it's catching on? It's like Bobby Bones, Amy, Eddie. Absolutely. Oh, okay, yeah. But still, he's smart.

Oh, he's so smart. I'm not assigned a gender to him. Oh, okay. It's not a real person, guys. It has to be a man, Bobby. You can't be this intimate with a woman. I do get disappointed. Oh, my God.

I know. I know it's stupid. regardless. Who is producer Eddie? Producer Eddie. Full name Eddie Garcia. So it does know and is able to differentiate. Is a radio

personality musician and content creator best known as a co-host and producer of the Bobby Bone show. He is a part of the band The Raging Idiots, a country comedy duo with Bobby Bones. Not bad. It continues. He murders his wife and kids. No, no, no. Eddie competed on Beyond the Edge.

a survival reality show featuring celebrities facing extreme conditions. Eddie's known for his layback personality, love for music, and willingness to try just about anything. What the... Well, that last one I get, but the Beyond the Edge thing was totally wrong. What is that? I don't know. They got you confused with somebody else. They should have said, Eddie loves to talk about donating his kidney, but he's never going to do it.

Beyond the Edge of show that came out in 2022. Is there a guy named Eddie Garcia on there? Eddie loves to talk about how busy he is. In CBS. He has no time. Oh, beautiful. Okay. That's not bad, though.

I like it. Oh, Ray Lewis hosted it. Yeah. Oh, Lauren Lina was on it. Yeah, man. Is it the special off show? Craig Morgan was on it. Yeah, me, Craig.

Elena. I wonder why they think you were on it. That is so funny. Dude, what if I was supposed to be on it, but it just never got to me? Colton Underwood, Mike Singletary, Ray Lewis, Craig Morgan, Jody Sweeten. Eddie Grazie? Ebony Williams, Lauren, Atlanta, Meta World Peace. No?

Dang. Okay, who is lunchbox? Lunchbox is a small portable container used for carrying food. Stop. Wait, hold on. Typically lunch or snacks. It is often made of metal, plastic, or insulated fabric to keep food fresh. In pop culture, lunchbox can also refer to a collectible item.

What? Classic metal lunchboxes with TV, movie, or cartoon characters in the 70s and 80s or a nickname. Or a nickname. Some people use it as a fun or affectionate nickname. I went back in. so I made sure I did capital L. I said, who is Lunchbox the person? Lunchbox is a radio personality,

entertainer and pop culture commentator, best known as a co-host of the Bobby Bone show, known as being outspoken and sometimes outrageous. He frequently plays pranks, conducts wild interviews, and shares stories from his personal life. Lunchbox is known for his bold personality, unfiltered opinions and is, I'm not kidding.

I can't read. A friend of Diddy as seen in photos online. No, no. It is not. No. Okay. You're down as. No way.

I'm telling you. No. No. I'm not telling you. Hold on. Let me tell you why that I think that happened. Because we've talked about it on the show recently, about his pictures. I think that's why it's there.

Oh, my gosh. I don't think he's like most known for being Diddy's friend. Here come the fence. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But I agree with the bold personality. Right.

Man, if the feds like ever use chat Djibati, he's like, all right, who's a friend of ditties? And friend of ditty as seen in photos online. I literally think it's because we've talked about it, but now that's part until it's taken away somehow. Yeah, let's not talk about it. Lunchbox ditty, lunchbox, ditty. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Dude, that's fun. When I read that, I thought somebody was messed with me. But it has to be because that's what has been something on the site, or we've talked about recently with the picture. But one of his things is one is a collectible item, two is a plastic container, and three friends with Diddy. That's all you need. Yeah, your guys

needs to be rewired. I didn't wire him. That's it. I hope you guys have a great weekend. I would be going to San Francisco. Let's not talk about that. Why are you got to circle back to that? That's where he's going to circle.

That's where I will be going tonight to go watch Arkansas play tomorrow. I will be working, we'll be doing the show, but I'll be in L.A., Monday, and Tuesday, I'm filling in for Rich Eisen. So I'll do this show, and then his show comes on, and have an hour before the next show starts. And that'll be, he does a national sports show. He also does, he's on Roku TV as a channel there, so you can watch that on TV. But I'll do that Monday, Tuesday, be back. But the show will be the same.

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