The Bobby Bones Show - FRI PT 2: Bobby’s Twisted Idea + Eddie Helicopter Flies Lands Again + Bobby’s Shameful Act

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

Bobby has a twisted idea for a live stream that makes show members cringe. Lunchbox talks about a Washington state teacher who flashed topless pics to a class full of students during a PowerPoint pres...entation. Bobby talks about something from his past he is now proud of. A listener calls out Eddie and Lunchbox for complaining about the Low T competition. Bobby talked about a gas station clerk being praised for helping rescue a 16-year-old girl who was abducted at gunpoint while waiting for her school bus. Eddie has a weird daily habit we learn about.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:26 They have a puzzle championship, which is pretty funny. And so imagine all these long tables and there's a bag. Can't see inside the bag. Bag's even got a little knot on it. And they go, go. It was all women. I've seen men do it too.
Starting point is 00:02:42 The competition? There was like a man in it. Oh, one man? One game. I'm not saying it was women only as far as like the rules, but it was all women in the competition. Okay. Most, yeah. And so they go, go.
Starting point is 00:02:55 And it looks kind of like a cup stacking championship. You know how they got the table on a little clock beside it and all of a sudden, they're doing it with this bag and they grab this bag. They take the bow off. They open it and slam out the box that has the puzzle in it. And then they have to take the box apart, dump it out. and they just start going to town on the puzzle. It's wild to think that people train
Starting point is 00:03:19 at being good at puzzles and they go and compete in these competitions. Now, no shame on them because I play pickleball. But I just never thought of that as something that people would compete in. Or they're really good. These people do Rubik's cubes,
Starting point is 00:03:35 I don't know how they do that. That's a different part of the brain that I'm not able to access because it's like, here you go, Rubik's Cube, go. Or they say, here's Rubik's Cube, look at it. All right, blindfold, do it. And they remember the whole thing and they get the rubies cube to go.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Dang. If you just gave me a Rubik's cube and I haven't seen one of those in ages, I don't think I could do it. I have one. You want to bring it? Well, how I used to do it is take the stickers off. That was cheating. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I would like remove the colors and then make them all. Yeah. Huh. I don't know. That was the thing. It's not really. You're not supposed to do. It's against the rules.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah. Did you guys ever have a rubies cube? Yeah. Did I ever? solve it? No. Never. And it's crazy because when you buy it, it's perfect, right? And then you just make three moves and you're like, well, I don't know what to do anymore.
Starting point is 00:04:23 So when you get it at first, it comes perfectly all the colors match. Do you remember that? I think that's a funny segment to like have a Rubik's Cube, put it down, stream it, see how long it takes everybody to finish the Rubik's Cube? Oh, man. Meep forever, infinity. I don't think I can do it. It won't. Like, honestly.
Starting point is 00:04:44 The puzzle championship was wild. Yeah, I could do a puzzle. I mean, I won't win, but I could do it. Do you know how many pieces the puzzles were? No, because I don't know how many pieces of a puzzle is to be considered a big puzzle. I saw one that was 500. That was the competition. Is that a big puzzle?
Starting point is 00:04:59 No. That's average. I would imagine if that's what it was that I saw then to it because it looked at the box. He's in the size. Yeah. Because you think, well, the way people are spaced out and then what makes sense, but I mean, a puzzle, a thousand, that would be a real legit competition. You guys saw this on TikTok? this was
Starting point is 00:05:15 because it was a puzzle competition it was on reels older. A little older crowd. I didn't look into this. It sounds cool. It was wild though, man. They were going to town on that
Starting point is 00:05:25 on those puzzles. It was a warehouse. It was like a convention center type place and it was just all tables and all these women like one dude just going to town on the puzzles. I wonder what the prize money is for a puzzle competition.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I don't know. Or if it's all pride or if it's all just trophy. Oh, well, I'm sure you have to pay I'm sure you have to pay to enter. I don't know. Do you qualify dinner? Oh. I've not seen.
Starting point is 00:05:47 How do you qualify? I bet if you want to do it, you can do it. All right, let's go around. Let's go to Eddie. Eddie, you go first. Okay, so I was watching a video of this new tool that police are using for high-speed chases. It's called a grappler.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Have you seen this at all? So basically the old way was throw spikes on the road, right? And then the flat tire car spins out of control or whatever or it slows down. And then there's also to the maneuver, the pit maneuver where they hit the back. of the car and then it spins out of control or whatever. Well, there's a new thing called the grappler. And it's almost like a Spider-Man tool where there's like a net in front of the police car and it hits the bumper, the back of the bumper of the high-speed car, and it locks
Starting point is 00:06:28 the wheels. And it just makes the car shut down. But what they're finding out now is that if it's a front-wheel drive car, it doesn't do anything but make the car spin. And there was a video where like it ran into a house. You know, the driver couldn't control the car anymore. Correct. drove it to the house?
Starting point is 00:06:43 Correct. So the whole point of this thing was to make the road safer and make these cars stop safer, but I think it's kind of backfiring for cars that are like front wheel drive. But the video is crazy. You hit a wall. I could think in Arizona possibly. But if you just identify if it's front wheel drive or back wheel drive while you're chasing it. Right?
Starting point is 00:07:00 We know who the driver is. Would that be a front or back wheel drive? If you on ice, you want a front wall drive, right? I think so. That sounds correct. Because my Ford focus. You want like us. Super real.
Starting point is 00:07:13 My Ford Focus was front wheel drive, and when it snowed, that thing was an animal. Yeah. So, yeah, so to your point, I think a front wheel drive is it. Shockingly, what you wouldn't think what you need for the snow is, ends up being good for the snow. Well, I think I need a canoe. For what? You said shocking, I think I wouldn't need. I think I need a canoe.
Starting point is 00:07:36 No, I don't know that that would help. I'm talking about a motorized vehicle. Got it, got it. Do you picture Bobby a canoe? Like, he owns a canoe. No. But that would be accurate. A canoe would not be good.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Lunchbox you're up. Yeah, there was a teacher in Washington that was doing a PowerPoint presentation. And one of the slides had a preview folder up in the corner. And it was topless photos. There we go. Show to the class. Hold on. One of the slides, if they're doing a PowerPoint, had a folder.
Starting point is 00:08:08 If you just see the folder, you don't see the topless photos. But I guess the image for the folder. was the topless photos. Like I guess you can change the image so you know what it is. Like a thumbnail. Oh, yeah, thumbnail. All my folders are folders.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Yeah. Well, it was four photos of topless. Teacher. Yeah. So what happens? So they're investigating. No one has been fired yet, but many students saw it.
Starting point is 00:08:33 And the teacher is saying it was an accident. We shot a video once in 11th grade. I remember it was some kind of fake music video for an English class. And so we shot it. And my thing is stupid. My thing for like two years of my life was mooning people. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Starting point is 00:08:54 If I was in a car, I said, but I just thought it was instant reaction. So there was a good solid two years where I would just moon people. And for those that don't know what mooning is, it's your butt. And so I kind of was known for it. And even if I just like mooned with the top of my crack. So we shot this video, and at the end of the video, I thought this would be funny in the class, if I moon everybody.
Starting point is 00:09:20 And I did, but what I didn't expect was, too, when I mooned everybody, because I don't know why I thought that was okay in a group project. When I mooned everybody, you could also see my tip of balls. Oh, what? I mean, you went all the way down? I didn't know. I was like, oh, my God. I'm thinking back.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Not the best. Did you get in trouble? No. Really? That's called a backwards snail. I don't know what that is. When I think back, I don't know why I thought mooning. That was like my calling card for a while.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It was like, I just moon you. A backward snail? Yeah, so I too had a weird period of my time where I would do the back. Did every guy moon for a while? Yes, everybody mooting guy. I did the backward snail where you would do that thing where you would, you have your guys showing. and I use it to do it against like glass green doors at like house parties and stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Ah, that feels. What on earth? That feels a little next level. Like mine wasn't on purpose, but I just remember seeing it going, oh my God. It reminds me of just that teacher if that's up. And she's showing that PowerPoint. She's like, oh, my God. There I am.
Starting point is 00:10:30 People probably still remember y'all as that because we had a guy in my grade. His name was Zach. And he did that a lot. Mooned? Moond. But up against glass. Like naked. Well, that's moaning.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah. But like I still, I mean, I haven't thought about him in a long time, but I'm like, Zach, it's kind of what he was known for. Yeah. You never mooned, Eddie? Never. I've never mooned. I was always scared to moon just because pulling your pants down just didn't feel right.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Yeah. I would be, you know, like if I was, because I played men's league softball at like 15 or so because Arkansas Keith let me play with him. And if I had any friends in the outfield, I'd pull my pants down and just, and I was just waiting for the ball. And just have the moon out there because I knew it would get rid. Yeah, that's stupid. Funny.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I mean, I guess it's funny. Okay. Eddie, thank you. Or lunchbox, thank you. Morgan. So you guys know that place in Kentucky where there was the collision on the runway and 14 people died with the UPS. I think it was a UPS one. Yes, the plane.
Starting point is 00:11:33 The plane. It was a plane. It had a plane tried to get up and it couldn't. And they tried to come back down. Yes. Yes. Go ahead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:40 So there was another near miss. A UPS jet was forced to abort its landing because there was a small plane that was taxiing on the runway and was not listening to the air traffic controller. And you see it like near miss on the map. The UPS jet like had to go completely around because the, for whatever reason, the small plane was not listening. They checked the recording from the small plane and all you heard was, meow. And then Miam Miao
Starting point is 00:12:10 Those guys. Yeah. All these near misses and I'm sure there have been a lot of them we just didn't know them because it wasn't a story because the big story
Starting point is 00:12:20 was the Liguardi one happened where the two pilots died at the fire truck Yeah Then there was another one that almost happened Now this is happening
Starting point is 00:12:26 So these are popping up a lot more because of those stories but I mean I think that's probably part of the reason the meow story popped was because of all the
Starting point is 00:12:34 Traffic controller The shenanigans happening or people not paying attention or people being overworked or understaffed, et cetera. So it feels like this is a, I don't know what this would fall under it. If they're for sure saying that small plane wasn't paying attention. Yeah, because they hear the air traffic controller yell like Skylab 25 stop and they do it again and say, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:12:55 And then they instructed the U ofPS plane to go around. So the air traffic controller in this situation was doing, to my understanding, exactly what they were supposed to be. So was the UPS plane. but the small plane, whatever was happening in there was wrong. That UPS, probably flying packages. I don't even understand how those things get overnight. Lunchbox, is that crazy, do you?
Starting point is 00:13:16 How packages can go like overnight? Yeah, it is crazy how I can order something at 7 o'clock at night and it can be at my doorstep by 5 a.m. That's bananas. That's absolutely bananas. That one's kind of hard. That's fast. That's hard.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Unless it's local in a warehouse. And I don't think that's happened very often for you. Yeah. Like Amazon, they'll have. Yeah, you must have paid the extra $2.99. Regionally, there's something they can ship to you. But if you're going like a few states over, that's a little fast. Yes, if I order something of a website and it can be at my door the next day, that is crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I agree it's crazy. I agree it's crazy, but it can happen. Any mail is crazy. When it crazy too that like you could be in Nashville, like right now and in three hours you can be in Texas? That's crazy. That's a lot easier. Yes, it is. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:14:05 No, it's not. Because you're processing. Yeah. Okay. Us humans, we get on an airplane and fly to another day. Okay. No, this is a package
Starting point is 00:14:13 that has a specific address on it that's being scanned. No, no, it's a real thing. It's way different. It is way different. It's completely different. No, it's not, guys. You're talking about an envelope.
Starting point is 00:14:25 So what? With an address. Are you arguing snail mail right now? We're talking, first of all. Yeah, but Eddie's trying to say that us getting on a plane and flying to Austin is the same thing as a package
Starting point is 00:14:35 coming from California. I think he's just saying, isn't it crazy? We have the technology to move fast across large geographic areas. No, he's saying it's the same. He just admitted it's the same. No, because they have to get this item, put it in a box, put it in a vehicle. I don't know why I started this. They have to take the vehicle to a center, scan it, drive it to the airport, load it on the plane.
Starting point is 00:14:55 It gets off the plane into another vehicle, has to go to another warehouse, scanned into a vehicle, then out. A human just walks the airport, get in, get out. I mean, it's really easy. No, actually the human does exactly what you just said. It wakes. It goes dressed to the airport. That's true. You wait at the airport for an hour. You go straight to the airport. You go straight to the airport. It's not that hard.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Come on. He has 24 hours versus... The package has many more stops than a human going airplane and airplane. That's on me. Don't be an idiot. Hey, hand out. I shouldn't have gone back to the well for that one. All right, let's go with some voicemails. Number one, please. Just wanted to say that I... I loved Amy's bird story and wish she would have read all the month's birds
Starting point is 00:15:39 because I wanted to know what my birthday month bird was. Second, I think Eddie's low T is also making him a hater. So definitely needs to get that checked out. Thanks. Bye. For the record, Amy did not have every month of all the birds. I looked at her page that she had, there was just our months. I only, I had the article.
Starting point is 00:15:57 But she didn't have it. It was all written. It was on her page. I wish she would have said her birthday month because I could tell it. Look, I have the article right here. Yeah. I could get, I could get, what, you want, January? Anybody could Google it too.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Chittity, January's a chickadee. But see, I also feel like, I'm not crazy, guys. They're just making that up. They are making that up. Yeah, that's just literally making it up. But I did think that story was interesting. I could do everybody's birthday fish, and I can make it up right now and write an article. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Let's see. Eddie, Eddie, March trout. Hey. Yeah. Okay. What's yours? April. April, Shart.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Mark. Oh, March. March, same trout. You're a trout, Amy. July. Seabass. Yeah. Oh, wow, lunchbox is a seabass.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Yeah, exactly. Give me another month. See how easy this is? October. October. Dolphin, you rock. But this article had descriptions. Why is...
Starting point is 00:16:49 Dolph was not a fish, but I would put that in there to get people to comment in the comment section. Remember you were a swan and a swan never runs from their desires. That's it. I always run from my desires. I'm the most disciplined person ever. That's different than desire. No, you desire...
Starting point is 00:17:02 My desire is to eat freaking strawberry. a shortcake and pudding all day long. Oh my gosh. You have other desires. Yeah, but I, no, I, no. A desire is much more short term. A dream is much more long term. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:17:16 You desire for success. I desired to sleep longer this morning. I did it. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Okay. August is Bluebird. Okay, so anybody wants to know. Ooh, September's a dove.
Starting point is 00:17:30 But like, you guys realize, though, that, perch. I gave Amy that story. November at Ravens. You gave me a terrible story. Now it's a funny bit because it was so terrible. It's like doubled up on itself.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Right, right, right. Right. But then the Amy turned on that story, like real quick, like, it's not mine. Eddie gave it to me. And then the caller's like, I liked Amy's story. The only reason people think it's funny
Starting point is 00:17:49 is because I've turned it into the worst segment ever and that whole, now it's turned into a funny thing. I know, but she said. Well, she's one caller, Eddie, one caller. But it's true.
Starting point is 00:17:57 But it doesn't matter. If we make fun of anything, we can make it so entertaining and people are like, no, I like that. Yeah, yeah. Number two, Ray. I just had to comment on the irony of Eddie and Daniel giving such low-t energy, worrying about who is going to draw their blood and their gender.
Starting point is 00:18:13 A nurse is definitely the best option until you threw out EMT. That's even better. Good luck, Eddie and Daniel, and stop manifesting low-tie. Paramedic in the house. Eduardo and Daniel. Lo-teeing it up. I was wondering, is this one of Amy's friends? Like, who is this guy?
Starting point is 00:18:31 No. Let her do her things. Hey, let her cook. Okay. Is it? No, I had to get all the details about, no, my friend knows. I knew, I thought of it right when Bobby, or the listener suggested, wasn't a listener that came up with the segment.
Starting point is 00:18:45 I was like, oh my gosh, I've had. What are we talking about? What are we talking about here? No, whoever's drawn to blood? And he's worried. I thought of location proximity. I know of this place because my friend works out. Well, she's like, a listener didn't come up with a segment.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I was like, no, I came up with the segment thinking it would never happen. Oh. if we measure the testosterone of you two people. And you guys are like, yeah, we'll do it. And I'm like, oh, jackpot. Jackpot. Jackpot. Listen to tell me something good we did.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Oh, man. You get your jackpot. All right, next one. Hey, long-time listeners. Hey, I hear you're having a key contest between Daniel and Eddie. If I'm heard right, Daniel is on Seattle. So isn't that going to give a false reading in your? is tea because if you're on Cialis,
Starting point is 00:19:33 I would imagine you're going to have a higher tea. Love the show. Are you still on it? Lunchbox? Yeah, I'm here. He wasn't answering to Daniel. Amy never said anything to Daniel. I know. Okay, lunchbox, are you on Cialis? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Are you sure? Is he just saying that? Is he saying that? Is he saying that? He's drugging up. He has PEDs. Wait, should I try to find out? For the T test? Okay. Let's see
Starting point is 00:20:03 Don't be cheating Lunchbox How would I cheat I'm not on it I just told you I'm not on it Whenever we figure out Who's gonna come and do this Whenever that happens
Starting point is 00:20:14 They come up And lunchbox has got a full boner And we notice it That is not That is not fair You better not We're gonna be Hey we're gonna test
Starting point is 00:20:28 I'm gonna have to I'm gonna slap both of you guys with the back of my hand to make sure you guys aren't Tying up down there. He just told you he's going to test. He's going to check. Oh my cup check. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Give me number five, Ray. Wouldn't it be a hoot if the cleaning lady came back and said, I really need a kidney? Eddie, would you be donating it or now's really not the time? Just wondering.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Why is everyone attacking me? Like, just trying to help the cleaning lady. Let's see what she says. I don't know. Okay. I mean, it would be. Yeah. I give her a kidney.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Serendipitous. Like, this is everything you've said you've always wanted. And then you start talking about how you want to help her. And then it turns out she needs what you've been wanting to give. I like that it's, I think I said it'd be cool to do that. And then you turn into something I've always wanted to do. No, you just said it so many times. You really wanted to do it.
Starting point is 00:21:34 You looked into it. It'd be cool to do. You called your sister to get advice on it. No, that was for plasma or bone marrow. Bone marrow. See, we've talked about it so much. We don't even know what we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:21:46 You've created this monster. Now you have to feed it. All right, thank you for the voicemails. Anytime. 87777 Bobby. That is our number. Leave us a voicemail. 877 Bobby.
Starting point is 00:21:57 A Michigan gas station clerk is being praised for helping rescue a 16-year-old girl who was abducted at gunpoint. About 30 minutes after the kidnapping, the suspect brought the teen into the Sonoco station and told her to pay for some stuff, which raised suspicion when she silently mouthed help to the clerk. The employee stepped in, confronted the man, and moved the girl to safety while calling the police.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Officers who had already been tracking the girl's phone, thanks to tips from other students, arrived quickly, arrested the suspect, and this suspect had history of like rape charges, bad stuff. Police say the attack was random and the suspect and victim did not know each other. New York Post was that story, but had it not been for this guy working at the gas station,
Starting point is 00:22:39 she probably would not have been safe. Colleen. That's scary. There you go. A 24,000-year-old microscopic creature has brought back to life after being frozen in Siberian ice. Okay. This feels a bit like Captain America.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Isn't this how he came back, Mike? Yeah, he's frozen. Royta first. tiny aquatic animals known for surviving extreme conditions have been proven to be far more resilient in 2021 Russian scientists studying Siberian permafrost discovered one of these that have been frozen for 24,000 years. Crazy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:12 What do you mean? What do you keep going okay for? What's okay about it? It just seems crazy to me. Yeah, we agree with that. But your tone is like you don't believe it. I don't believe anything anymore. But this was like a microscopic thing, right?
Starting point is 00:23:24 It wasn't like an animal that just started like breathing and walking. Right, like a little teeny. They looked in the microscope and it started moving again. Wiggling around. Yeah. Okay. Once revived, the organism resumed normal activity and even reproduced. Demonstrating its ability to survive.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Wow. The finding. Oh, now you believe it. All of a sudden. Once Eddie says it's not a wolf, Amy's like, oh, okay, I'll get it. I was picturing more of like a living creature that's been like frozen. And then it starts. It walks away.
Starting point is 00:23:52 I'm like, well, okay. Okay. I believe it. The finding sign. significantly extended the known survival limits of roydifers. Again, I don't know what a roidifer is, but it does say that it is remarkable how durable multicellular life can be
Starting point is 00:24:09 and offers insights to preserving biological cells for medical and scientific purposes from times of India. So yes, it's a microscopic creature, but it was frozen. Look, there it is. How cute is that? Oh, wow. Cute.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Then it started moving. Cute. Maybe this is one step closer to, us freezing ourselves. Yeah, I think what they're saying by this is we could save parts of us, microscopic parts of us, freeze that. It could be used by future generations for medical science, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:24:44 When in the past, they did not think that could happen. But 24,000 years, that's significant. That's like black and white days. Before that. That's when families would gather around the radio and listen to full shows. Amy, what's your story? So yesterday I saw a clip of Defense Secretary Pete Hagseth and I fell for it. Every day, you go.
Starting point is 00:25:06 This isn't political. Every day. Amy's is every day. Right back into it. Every day. Okay. I have another story. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:25:13 What did you fall for? He did say the thing from. So people are chopping up the video of him leading a prayer. And some people are making it seem as though. He's an idiot, which is believable. I fell for it. I fell for it. The Pulp Fiction thing.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Yes, so it acts as if he thinks that this is actually a verse from the Bible, because it cuts off the part where he's explaining that it's from Pulp Fiction. And so I kept seeing some videos, and I'm like, oh my gosh, I can't believe he thinks this is a real verse. And then I saw Mo News post the complete clip, and he totally adjoar. that it's from Pulp Fiction. So I'm just saying, you can't fall for every video you see on the internet. Go to reliable news sources to back it up. Or non-biased news sources that are just going to give you the facts
Starting point is 00:26:13 instead of try to create a narrative that's not true. I feel like our beats are lunchboxes. Cardi B. Cardi B. Eddie likes Megan the Stallion. Oh, man. It was crazy. It's one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Lunchbox's beat is Cardi B. Amy's beat is now politics. But that's not political. No, I know, but it's every day. But it starts with like a representative. I also went to you last today because I knew, I was like, if we go back to Swalwell or we go to, let's just do it at the end.
Starting point is 00:26:45 And then I'm like, okay, cool, we'll go to Amy at the end. And she's like, uh, Pete Head Sick. I'm like, oh my God. Okay. You want to know what story. One day. Can we go back to Bird Birthday? I did.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I did do that one day. You hated it. I did do, I did birds. I did the most non-political thing you could think of. And also my story isn't political. It was really a PSA for people of like fact-checking things before you start thinking something about someone. And then also the story I was debating telling versus that one was that I saw that QVC is going to file for bankruptcy because of TikTok shop, Timo, you know, reels. Like now on reels, you can.
Starting point is 00:27:27 link stuff in reels so people can shop through the reel instead of just their stories. That's a new feature. And I was like, dang, my goal in life was to one day, I don't know for what, but to be on QVC in some way, shape, or form. And now that's not going to happen. But I think HSN's better than QVC, right? Well, whatever. I'm sure it's only a matter of time for HSN. Yeah, they have to change their model. Yeah. Even take home shopping network or QVC to TikTok shop.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Which maybe they have. That would be the first thing I would think is we want to run this stream on TikTok shop and build a TikTok store. We have the brand equity of being HSN or QVC. We have a channel. It's got a blue check mark. People will trust us a little more, even if we are using TikTok shop.
Starting point is 00:28:07 And obviously, TikTok shop is making money off of it too. But they're not completely losing out. And people trust what? That's a good idea. I'm sure if somebody thought of that. Really? They had to have. Wait, did you say,
Starting point is 00:28:18 I guess QVC is a home shopping network, but then there is actually HSNN. Because it says the owner of home shopping network pioneer QVC. That's just the category. Yeah, maybe home shopping network is a brand, which I believe it is, and it's also...
Starting point is 00:28:34 They own both. Oh, they do? Okay, so a filing about imminent bankruptcy protection by parent company, QVC, which also owns HSN, formerly the home shopping network. Anyway, I was like, oh, man, this is like when we lost Blockbuster.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Is this... I mean, yeah. The end of an era. People don't know what it's like. Kids don't know what it's like to go to the movie still. But I never shopped on home shopping. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:28:59 There's no loss in it for me. My mom loved ordering things online. And so did my grandma. Online, you mean on TV. Yes, yes. Like call the number. Yeah. Yeah, on TV and things would arrive.
Starting point is 00:29:11 I mean, she would order the craziest things. I mean, it's probably like us now on our phones. I mean, that was it. You just stuff just shows up. You're like, oh yeah, crap, I forgot. bought that. You know, 16 set porcelain figurines, Harry Potter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I guess to be fair, when I really think about my mom, hers was more infomercials that she was into. Not necessarily, my grandma was more QVC, but infomercials, man, they would suck us in. I did like that second story. Oh, see? I had something. I guess I just used poor judgment. Choosing the other one. That was it.
Starting point is 00:29:46 It was a mini, mini, maumo. I went with Pete Exx. I literally went to Eddie first today because I thought, you know, let's get something a little softer. We don't want to start with Me Too again. And hashtag me too. So we go to Eddie and we'll end with Amy with whatever she got in her mind. And Eddie's like, Spider-Man cops.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Which is the brand? Ludgebuck's like, boobs in a classroom. Yeah. And Amy's like, Pete Hacksett is in it again. Okay, I will, you know what? Next week I'll bring stuff. No, no, no, no, no, it's all good. But just so people know, I don't know what you guys are.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I don't know what you guys are bringing. You know what I almost brought? Actually, I forgot. What? This is crazy. Have you seen that website that was training men to drug their wives? That's how many people were reading it? 62 million.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Yeah. What on that. Yes. CNN had a whole story. I'm sure it's elsewhere too, but that's where I read it. And I could not believe that something like that exists. They were like men could log on and see how to properly drug their partner so they could do whatever they wanted. And they would film it and post it up to the website. Yeah, it's bad
Starting point is 00:31:00 stuff. Oh, I thought it was to kill their wife. No, no, no. The wife, yes. Yes. Yes. And not to kill them. They're making content, kind of. Dang. I mean, it's a sick fetish, whatever they're into, but then they upload so that other people can. Was that dark web, though, though, meaning oh, well, I sure hope so. I sure hope how the video part, the content part, I didn't not see that. I saw where all the hits and then I thought there's probably some weirdos that created the site that people were reading it and then mostly people found out about it and they're just going to see it because they heard about how bad it was and that also that drove traffic. But if it's on dark web that's not the case. I didn't know the content part
Starting point is 00:31:40 of it therefore I don't know because if people are uploading videos that's for sure dark web because that ain't happening on up on our internet our part of the highway. Right. Well I didn't know what country this originated in though I don't know. That was your third office? That's just one that's floating in my head that like I thought when I was driving to work, I thought that's what maybe I'd talk about. But then I thought, oh, it's a little much. Did they bust those people? Well, yeah, they're, I mean.
Starting point is 00:32:07 It wasn't dark web. It wasn't. And people were uploading content? Yeah. That's crazy. Yikes. Isn't that so sad? What country?
Starting point is 00:32:15 I don't see the country, but the, it was a chat room called Without Her Knowledge. And there was another website called Motherless? What on earth? I know. It's sick. And it was about drugging your wife? Yes. So that you could do things to her. I would think more people looking at that site wouldn't have wives.
Starting point is 00:32:36 They just wanted to learn how to drug women in random places. From what I saw, it was specifically your partner. Man, I'm learning, like, you can think of the most messed up thing ever and somebody's doing it. Oh, yeah. I would think you can think the most messed up thing and somebody's got you beat, been doing it and already gone. to the next level. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. 100,000. Amy. Amy. And that was your third option, Amy. That was actually my first option, but I forgot about it until, like, that's what I was thinking on my drive to work.
Starting point is 00:33:11 And then I, like, oh, whatever. Should I run my stories by you? No, I don't want to know. This is the one part of the show that I don't want to know because I just like to talk about it and not have to go into. to it having everything planned out. Okay, okay. Mike, anything else about that?
Starting point is 00:33:28 You saw? Oh, this stuff is dark. It is. It's like basically them showing how to drug their wives and then have other men come hook up with their wives when they're passed out. I didn't see that part got worse.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I didn't. I thought I had, that it was already dark enough and it just got. Like I said, whatever you got, you can elevate it. Yeah. $100,000 winning lottery ticket
Starting point is 00:33:50 set in a box for five months. A Michigan man set his ticket for the Michigan. lottery super raffle was sitting in a box for nearly five months before he discovered it was a $100,000 winner this is just one of those stories like we talked about where people don't know if they're the winner or a ticket gets put away and they're like oh it's going to expire that almost happened here uh so when saw the tickets looked at them realized i'll check it one was a $100 winner and he was pumped then realized one was a $100,000 winner that's pretty crazy
Starting point is 00:34:19 robots captured Russian army positions by themselves for historic first Did you see robots like running the wolves or whatever Like just humanoids chasing the wolves? Oh on the street? Yeah I saw that. Was that real? They were animals, whatever they were.
Starting point is 00:34:35 It was like wild hogs. It was chasing after wild hogs. Is that what it was? That was crazy looking. Yeah. Zelensky said Ukrainian forces successfully captured a Russian position using only unmanned technology
Starting point is 00:34:46 ground robots and aerial drones marking a first in the war. What will eventually, in my opinion, it'll be just video game where you just send your robots against their robots and they fight and whoever wins, you're like, okay, well, I guess you're the winner
Starting point is 00:34:59 and no humans have to die. And that's safer. Yeah. It's not a bad game. I don't know if that's really going to be the case, but that's almost seeming like that's what's starting to happen a bit. We're just fighting so much
Starting point is 00:35:09 with different technology, if it's drones, if it's hacking, if it's almost like, let's just go technology against technology. Like rock and sock them robots. and if your robot wins, you're now the winner of the war. But there's no fear in that, right? Like, in part of war, like, I'm going to scare you by killing half of your population?
Starting point is 00:35:27 Or if you're just going to, I'm going to kill your robots. Everyone's like, oh, right. That was a fun game. No, there has to be an agreement that you could take over, though, if you beat my robots. Sign here. Yes. Like, we sign a contract. If you're a rock'em-sockom robot beats ours, you now are the leader.
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Starting point is 00:36:20 on forever. I didn't think I was going to live. I was terrified. There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. That was your first murder case? Yes, sir. Fair to say this was the biggest case of your career? Yes, sir. Raped the murder for a child. Just as bad as it gets. I would think so. People wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by crevette and de pippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum. I said I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grief.
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Starting point is 00:38:00 Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas. We're here, since everyone has a podcast, we wanted to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It was the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it?
Starting point is 00:38:12 You know, or taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to. to your podcast. A rare life jacket worn by a Titanic survivor set to be auctioned off and it is expected to sell for over $400,000. A rare life jacket worn by Laura Mabel, Frankatelli is heading to auction. What year do you think that happened, Amy? The Titanic. Oh, you know it. Yeah, it happened in
Starting point is 00:38:47 1912. And how do you know that? Because that's right. Just my brain from it's been a From learning? From learning, probably, um, oh, years of playing games on this show. Not sure I would have remembered it from school, but...
Starting point is 00:39:05 I didn't know if there was, yeah, I didn't know if that was the thing. Like there was like, some stuff sticks, oddly, if I don't know if it was like learning in school. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:39:12 no. I'm pretty sure it was just over the years, many, many questions about the Titanic have come up. A woman, oh,
Starting point is 00:39:20 the woman who was busted her on the Colplay concert. Remember her up on the screen? Mm-hmm. The HR? Yeah, so she, said that Chris Martin never checked in on her. Oh. What do you think he's going to call you? Well, maybe somebody asked her that. Well, so okay, so here's what happens. They're walking through.
Starting point is 00:39:35 So the Coldplay Kiss Cam executive was the keynote speaker at this event. This is April 16th. So yesterday, it costs $875 per person to get into the event. So maybe it was pretty, regardless, it's called taking back the negative at PR week crisis comms conference. He was walking out and was asked if Chris Martin never contacted her. Here you go. Has Chris Moore never reached out to you? No, no, never did. Would you appreciate it if you did?
Starting point is 00:40:04 Yep. Would it be great. Would you still go to a concert? No. Cold play or any concert? No, I'm all set. All right. You did a great stage.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Thank you. Thank you. Nah, he led her there. She was just trying to get rid of him. Okay. He let her end of that. Because she's like, yeah, yeah. So this story is wildly misleading.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Pete Hecksett type story. See, talk about mislead. deleting, clickabate. Yeah, because the headline is, she said Chris Martin never checked in on her. And you're like, well, of course he didn't. Why would he check in? And then you're like, stop being a loser and talking about it. And it's all the reporter asking her.
Starting point is 00:40:38 And she's just trying to get rid of it. Like, yep, yeah, unfair. What was the name of the conference? It's a PR crisis called Taking Back the Narrative. That's funny that she's speaking at that. It's perfect. That's why she's speaking at it. I know, but I feel like she's invited.
Starting point is 00:40:53 I know. But I feel like she didn't do a good job at killing that. But that wasn't. That was just like in the hall, it sounds like, like a guy being like, I'm talking about the whole point of the conference, right? Like PR, how to deal with a PR crisis? I think she's probably there to talk about what's happened and then they can talk about things that they did wrong,
Starting point is 00:41:13 things they're doing right. I don't think it's her going, look at my successful story. Look how I did it. Yeah, because she wasn't PR, she was HR. No, when I'm talking about like, that was a bad one, like the way that all that was handled. Yeah, but I think that's also why you talk about it. you can also talk about how you did something really great
Starting point is 00:41:29 or what you learned by doing something really bad or unsuccessfully. Like both of those are very valuable. But no, no, there's no taking back that narrative. There was no narrative with them. There wasn't a narrative and they took it back. That would mean you had to have a narrative to begin with. Nobody knew who they were.
Starting point is 00:41:46 So all of a sudden they're thrust into the spotlight. It's not like they could take back a narrative. The only narrative they had was nobody knowing who they were. But I think through that, She's probably learned a lot about when negative PR happens. And then the way everyone just investigated so quickly, like, well, who are these people? And then they found out quickly who they were. Well, they investigated it because there was money there.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Because if you know about the hottest thing happening, people are going to click into it. People click into it. You're going to make more money off the ads that are on your page. Like people really didn't care. It was just kind of a funny thing for a minute. Yeah. And it's crazy to think that had they not ducked away, like it would have been like there and gone.
Starting point is 00:42:28 They showed 20 people that night on camera during that song with their arms around each other. It's had they not reacted that way, I bet you in their head they thought that a thousand times. Because then Chris Martin would have never said, because y'all are having an affair or whatever he said. And then the person who posted it would have never posted it because Chris Martin would have never said,
Starting point is 00:42:48 how you're having an affair because they never jumped out of each other's arms. And then it turns out they probably, Probably one, it wasn't one of them maybe cheating and the other one was separated? The she was separated. Her and her husband were separated. From what I saw from her Oprah interview,
Starting point is 00:43:07 or what I... When she was taking back to the narrative? When she was trying to gain control of the narrative was that she, what he led her to believe that he was also in the same situation. And then she learned through that quickly that he was not because of how he was behaving.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Because she's like, look, her ex-husband or her, sorry, a strange husband, if they were separated, was at the same Coldplay concert. Maybe, so. Coldplay must be massive in that market. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah, what city is that.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Yeah, man, everybody's what I remember. People you love, people you hate, everybody's at Coldplay. I guess maybe some parts of her entertaining, like, her attraction to him or whatever, thinking he was a certain kind of guy. And she learned in how he handled this, what was really going on in his life, that it wasn't what he was telling her. and then how he handled it. She's like, I have no desire to talk to him anymore.
Starting point is 00:43:57 And she doesn't because she was so unimpressed with how he handled everything. Yeah, that's also just what you say if you don't want to be the person that's the bad guy. Because I don't know that her story's wrong. I don't know that it's right. I mean, but her husband that she was separated from even came out and said, yeah, we're separated.
Starting point is 00:44:13 But like his hit the guy's wife. But how do we know that she didn't know? True. You're right, but. You start saying stuff. I know. I just feel like. I'm a believer.
Starting point is 00:44:25 The guy hasn't talked at all, right? Like the guy in the video? I don't know. I'm telling you, I did not care at all. I do not care at all until it pops back up again. We're just talking about it again. None of me cares about it until I see it again. And I'm like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Oh, yeah. One of the biggest things of what. For like a week. Well, but you go over the list like the end of the year of the top moments. And this was one of them. They were like Halloween costumes. It's so funny because we know we can picture them in our heads. it was such a funny story for a few days
Starting point is 00:44:55 and it keeps showing up again and again and you would think they would have done something like terrible but if we saw them in the grocery store we wouldn't be like oh look at it as a bad person we wouldn't think that of them in any way because we don't really know their story and they're doing something probably 500,000 people are doing that's what I felt so bad for her on Oprah
Starting point is 00:45:13 talking about how like at her kids school she couldn't even go to things like her kids didn't want her there because her being there caused such a ruckus and that she was famous I would say, though, if you're just famous, let's just say Ariana Grande drop shop at school. That's going to be a ruckus. That's not negative.
Starting point is 00:45:28 But any sort of notoriety is going to create a ruckus. She didn't kill. Nobody in that whole story heard a kid, kicked a dog, who knows what the truth was. It was just super entertaining. And I think it was so entertaining because, again, nobody did anything so bad
Starting point is 00:45:43 that you'd feel guilty about being entertained by a serial killer documentary. When we have to talk about, wow, this was so good. But we think it's bad. We didn't have to do any of that. We're just like, holy crap, that's wild. But we wouldn't see them and go like, that's a bad person. No.
Starting point is 00:46:00 I mean, even like from the video and then you see her on Oprah and you're like, oh, wow, she looks totally different than I thought she did. Just because the video from the Jumbotron is so grainy and like blurry. I don't even think if I saw her at the grocery store, I would know that's her. No, I wouldn't know who it was. So I do feel bad, though. I mean, you know, like they're normal people. You don't feel so bad. You've said a lot of stuff about it.
Starting point is 00:46:22 And you talked to and you laughed because everyone has talked about it. Okay. Hey, if everybody jumped off a bridge, would you? Oh. Yeah. Oh, the good old bridge. Yes. Been using that for years.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Yeah. Like, don't act like you're better than everybody. We all were having a little fun. But we don't think about like, like Amy was saying with the kids and everything. Like when she was on Oprah, she's talking about how are they, you know, this is late at night. Their kids are in bed. They're going to wake up and see the video everywhere. How do we get ahead of this?
Starting point is 00:46:51 Things like that, you just don't think of like, man, they're going to have to deal with all this, which they had to deal with all that. But you knew that and you kept talking about. You were laughing about it today. So now you can't play the card of I just feel so bad. Are they laughing at it? You are a bad person too. Are they laughing at it too now? No.
Starting point is 00:47:06 No, no, no. It sucked for them. Never? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably not. There's got to be a time where, like, guys, remember? What's that window? Ten years?
Starting point is 00:47:16 I don't know. You go to theory. If you're a kid, if you're 12 when that happens, if it's like your parent, too, that sucks. Yeah. That's my goal. I don't want to embarrass my kid. That's your goal. That's my goal. Okay, let's see what else. What are you doing this weekend? Good question. I don't really have like plans plans. I'm going to, I've been texting with your wife. I'm going to try on boots. So I will be coming over here one day. I don't know if it's going to be Saturday or Sunday, but that way because I'm trying, well, that's one thing I'm trying to do is finalize my. heart country festival outfit. And I ordered a really cute dress that Caitlin actually saw online and sent to me. And I was like, oh, that could be cute. So I got it in and it fits perfect. And she's like,
Starting point is 00:48:03 I think I have some boots that might go with it. So I'll be coming over here at some point. What about you? We don't do anything anymore. Yeah. At least not for a while. Did y'all ever, you said you were going to try to brunch with the baby. We haven't yet. Or outside. Is it supposed to be pretty? It stormed. It storms so bad last night. I have tree limbs down. That's one thing I'm going to probably need to do is pick up or drag the limbs to the, because there's so many that came down. Will you do that?
Starting point is 00:48:33 Yeah, I'll do that. If they're big limbs? Yeah, I mean, one of them looks too big for me. So I have that my yard, my mowers will probably do that on Monday. But I'll do the other ones. It was such a hard storm at our house for 15 minutes. And then we heard, crack, boom. It nailed.
Starting point is 00:48:54 our house and then we're just praying to God, like wind doesn't start coming to the wall. I think it's fine. I look, there's a massive tree limb that hit our house. I think it's fine. But it's a pretty bad one last night for a bit. And then it just died off.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Did you guys know what was coming? I had no idea. I know all of a sudden my son was like, what's happening? I hear like, what is, why is it? Because we had been outside on the walk and it was totally still and fine. And then next thing you know,
Starting point is 00:49:18 Stevenson was like, Mom, what is that noise? I was singing karaoke and my machine flickered. I was like, what is happening? That's not true. I swear, dude. I swear. I can hear the... The thing, like,
Starting point is 00:49:31 because it's to hook the internet, it glitched and I'm like, where are the lyrics? And then I've heard all the wind. I'm like, this is crazy. Will you describe the setting of you singing karaoke when the storm came in? I want to know everything about it.
Starting point is 00:49:40 What song? Who was there? What song? Let me see if I remember the song. My wife was in the kitchen. She's cooking, and I'm like right, because my kitchen and my dining room is all one area.
Starting point is 00:49:52 And so I'm in the dining room area. that's where my machine is. And I was singing, I think, maybe Van Morrison, Caravan. You know Caravan? If you sang it. Turn it up. Radio. La, la, la, la, la.
Starting point is 00:50:07 That was singing caravan. And then, like, the lyrics kind of, like, the internet went out. And it got a little circle. Who's watching you sing? No one really. My wife is just cooking. And the kids are all upstairs. So you've just got the machine out by yourself.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Yeah. I do that every day, like, around like, four o'clock, five o'clock. When the kids get back from school. But it was later that that happened. It was later. Yeah. Sometimes I go two hours, Amy. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:50:31 You have a residency? Yeah, in his living room. It just depends what mood I'm in, what I sing. So you just flip it on and just start singing some songs. Yeah, we did Aerosmith last night as a family. That was cool after the storm was over. But everybody was involved in. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:45 I don't want to close my eyes. They know Aerosmith? Yeah. From Armageddon. I'm familiar with what that's from. No, no, but that's where they learned it from. Oh. Got it.
Starting point is 00:50:53 So they know that one song. Yeah. Got it. Yeah, Storm pretty bad. To answer your question, Arkansas and Oklahoma play softball this weekend, so we'll probably watch all three of those games. Oklahoma is number one of the country.
Starting point is 00:51:05 So that's happening. There was something else. WrestleMania? WrestleMania Saturday and Sunday night. Thank you. It's all stuff pretty much in the house, though. I need to go to the driving range and hit some golf balls, though I've not touched a golf club in a year, basically.
Starting point is 00:51:20 And I have that thing in two weeks. And I don't. Go play. Yeah, bad news about that on my end. I can't go. Oh, no, Amy, what happened? I have to be at Moody Center camera ready at 2 p.m. On Friday.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Why? Because I'm filming the Capone backstage video that they air during the concert on Saturday. So they want to film it Friday to get it edited and ready to go. Because they just got a message that you're free to come. I know. I already was bummed. I already was like, shoot, if I get invited. there wouldn't be time to go all the way out to driftwood and come back and be ready.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Like I would be stressed. Yeah. You really did get a message? No. Oh. I know y'all go early on Friday. So then I was like, well, maybe I could be back. But.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Sorry. I don't want to be stressed. All that training you did. You don't have to be stressed. You know, you never got invited. You don't have to be stressed. The pants. But what if I did get invited?
Starting point is 00:52:15 You didn't. I thought you just said. No, I was kidding. He was joking. I thought you were saving my invite to tell me. It's okay. It's fine. You know, work comes first.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yeah, good point. What are you doing? When? This weekend. I think I'm playing golf, though, like to that. To train? I got invited yesterday. Wait, is that he been officially invited to Driftwood?
Starting point is 00:52:38 Yes, yesterday, officially invited. I got the official invite? Dhingi. I'm excited. So we should, to your point, we should play. You're playing weekend golf? What's wrong with that? No, no, no, I'm talking about Driftwood.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I'm talking about, I know, you said you're playing golf this weekend. No, I'm not. This weekend we're doing tournaments. Oh, okay. I thought you just said I'm going to play golf. No, I was still on the Iheart country weekend. How did you get an invite? Somebody invited me.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Who, see, who? Rod. Rod said, you know you're playing. And I said, no, I didn't know. He's like, you are playing. So, but you did not. Because I put you guys in. And you didn't get an invite?
Starting point is 00:53:13 Where was the invite email? No, he told me in person. I haven't been invited. Oh. Maybe because they know I have to be doing the, having a one video at 2 p.m. camera ready. Your reaction to weekend golf is funny because you're right. Like I don't play weekend golf.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Wow. You're playing golf on the weekend? No. All the kids are not in school. We have a basketball tournament. This is going to be the furthest we've ever gone. It's like two hours away. So we're debating like, do we get a place like a hotel or do we go Saturday all day,
Starting point is 00:53:44 come back and then go back Sunday morning? For two hours? Two hours. I think you drive that back and forth. But that's four hours total. That's a lot of driving, dude. That's a lot of watching basketball. Where we can just get like a red roof in hotel, you know, in like Cookville, Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Who else got? Like, is everybody going? Yeah, it's all the boys. All six of you? Yeah, yeah. I mean, we could leave our oldest, but that sounds like trouble. Wait, how old is he? He's 18.
Starting point is 00:54:09 What do you mean you could leave him? That's party age. Like, we come home and it's like, why aren't there? Wait a second. There was a party here. You know what I'm making him go? You're making your 18-year-old coach to an out of town. two hour away basketball game for his little brothers.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Well, no, if it's like a thing. Over two days. Yeah, that's crazy. You can hang out in the town. He doesn't have to come to the games or anything. Here you go. You can explore the hotel. Dude, that's wild. What would you all? Did you leave him at home? He's old enough that if he wanted to stay home, yeah, I would let him stay home. What are you dead to end up?
Starting point is 00:54:42 Oh, helicopter? That's not a helicopter. That's extreme copter. No, it's not. That's a black hawk. 18 year old's not going to come and like travel with the family he's still part of the family not the point of it yeah amy amy we're still on the ground that's not a real helicopter why did you freak out weirdo guys amy's losing it i'm telling you dude like something's not right
Starting point is 00:55:04 she got too much iron in her system i didn't know what that's got too much the yams she's got too the yams kicked into slow the pellet release i wasn't expecting that in my ears oh my gosh Did you really think we were in a chopper? No. She thought what was landing on us apparently. I thought something was happening in Bobby's house. Okay. No.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Eddie, you said yourself you might, if y'all don't spend the night there, if y'all come home, you're going to leave him at home, right? Of course. Okay. Of course.
Starting point is 00:55:35 But he should be able to stay home anyway. He's 18. I understand maybe not wanting to do it overnight. Two days, dude. That's after trouble. He's 18. But he's still in high school. And he lives at our house.
Starting point is 00:55:46 He can. I get it. He can serve in war. I think it's case by case. It's not just because a child's 18. But like if you think you could trust him, then this could be a good weekend to test it out. I don't think I could trust him.
Starting point is 00:56:00 What? Why? I couldn't trust me in 18. Like don't you have cameras? Do you have cameras? If my parent, when I was 18 and my parents said like, all right, we're living for two days, which they did, man, it was just like, all right, guys, all right.
Starting point is 00:56:11 I don't know what I'm going to do. Is it a real two days though or is it only one night but gone two days? No, it would be like, it would be gone. today. So you're going to leave today. Yeah, if we're spending the night, we'd be there today because the games are early tomorrow morning. But you could leave early in the morning and just stay one night and they come back. Could, yeah. That's an option. You have cameras though. Our parents didn't have cameras. I feel like these days. And FaceTime. And you've got Lifetime 360. Yeah, FaceTime. Good call. There's ways to work this out to where you could see like, hey, we're going to give you a little bit of
Starting point is 00:56:42 freedom here. Don't don't take advantage of it. Yeah. I bet he'd be fine. He probably like watch movies and chill. That's probably all he would do, eat ice cream, watch movies all day. Okay, so which is it? Do you think he's going to have a party? You're also walking up to the line too
Starting point is 00:56:54 where if he wants to go to college and he wants to go away, he's going to, but he's had no training and doing stuff by himself. And when you have no training, you're doing stuff by yourself and having autonomy and all of a sudden you have it, you go harder because you've never had it before. But what's the training?
Starting point is 00:57:09 Like two days by yourself in a house? That's the training? Imagine. Because he spends like times at the house all day, you know, where we're not there. Remove him from it. Imagine you are never given full autonomy to make your own decisions to live your own life. And all of a sudden you go away to college now.
Starting point is 00:57:26 You're two hours away. Now you have full, full autonomy. That's going to be overwhelming in one way or the other. Either you're going to be so homesick or you're going to party like crazy or you're going to. That's such a shift. But it's not that drastic though. He hangs out with his friends. He does things.
Starting point is 00:57:40 And like I'm not constantly telling him what to do. He has his responsibility. He has a school. He's got his work. What if you wanted to get a public Instagram now? now, 18. He can. He has one.
Starting point is 00:57:50 But more than... He has one. Just no one knows. More than like the faces on the plug-ins. Yeah, no, he has his Instagram. So you let him do that now. Yeah. He just had that for a year.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Okay. All good. I just don't know, because isn't there a transitional period where you go like home to like dorm? And then you still have someone watching you at the dorm and then... Well, you think you have someone watching you at the dorm? Yeah. Aren't there like RAs or whatever? There's RAs, but they don't, they don't,
Starting point is 00:58:17 And they make sure you're home in a certain night? No, they make sure you're not pissing in the corner of the hallway. I never stay in the dorm, so I didn't know that. They don't watch you. Really? And there's a log like at the front right when you come in. That's only so you don't check people in that aren't against the rules to be checked in. I don't know these things.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Dude, that's crazy. He's going to go crazy. When he leaves. I hope he does. This is a pretty tame kid. Like, I want him to have fun in college. Well, you don't want him to go crazy. I don't think any parents like, oh, yeah, I hope my kid just like.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Not crazy, but like, arsonist. I hope he tries all the drugs. It goes to every party. At once. I've never, like, when I was in college, I always thought, you know, you wanted your kid to be cool or whatever. Now, I want the dorkiest kids ever. It feels so good. The Bobby?
Starting point is 00:59:04 Yeah. No, no, no. I'm just saying like different college experiences, you know what I mean? Shots fire. Like, remember we were at Auburn? I was like, dang, did you imagine being in college? You're like, no, we're at Vanderbilt on that one. Is it Vandy?
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah. That was mean. Yeah, the dorks also end up being the people that run the world. Yeah, no, I mean, I get it. And then also there's just less to worry about. Yeah, as a parent, sure. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:59:36 I got to be careful what I say. Apparently one of my sons, if I just say right now, now I picture my son coming home and being like, did you call me a dork? because he's getting bits and pieces from one of his friends at school that listens to everything. And what did he say? Came to me last night and said, oh, he said, you don't trust me to watch kids? That's funny.
Starting point is 01:00:02 And I was like, that's not what I said. I said, we don't do boy babysitters. So therefore I'm not going to let you babysit. And so he was all offended that I was saying he wasn't allowed to like watch other kids because And I was like, no, no, I was clarifying. You could. You haven't done anything to make me think you couldn't. But all that got back to him was that, dude, you're not allowed to watch other kids.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Your mom doesn't trust you with kids? That's a real thing, I mean. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. So just now I'm like, hey, Stevenson's friend, if you're listening, I didn't. Shut up. Stop telling Stevenson. Also, I didn't just call him a dork. I said, it's cool when your kids are like dorky-ish.
Starting point is 01:00:43 But also cool at the same time, because Stevenson's like dorky but cool, I think. Great. I don't know how to rescue myself out of this one, but. There's no need. Hit the chopper. Amy, it's coming. Maybe like wet herself. What, I didn't.
Starting point is 01:00:58 I didn't. She grabbed your headphones and tightened your whole body. It was so loud in my ear and I thought I didn't know. And my ears are sensitive. I keep getting warnings from my headphones that I've been listening to too high a volume for too long. I got another warning yesterday. You have weird apps.
Starting point is 01:01:12 It's not an app, it's from my iPhone. Yeah, my phone does the same. It told me I was listening to too much music. Too much music? Yeah, too much music. What are you talking about? It sends a warning and it's like, mind your own business.
Starting point is 01:01:21 You guys are being pranked by somebody. No. I don't think they tell you listen to too much music. It did. I probably listened more. You have had high volume for too long. I understand that. I understand that could be a thing. I think that's what mine said too, but.
Starting point is 01:01:35 No, I don't, yes. That played through a Bluetooth speaker, so I blare it. It's not you listen to too much music. It's like your Kendall going, hey, bro, you're reading too much. Because mine's me listening to voice memos, mine's, or voice text, mine's listening to audio books. It just, I guess I had me need to make sure I turn the volume down a little bit. Does anyone read that ever?
Starting point is 01:01:56 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Does someone read it and say like, oh, yeah, okay, I didn't realize that. I'll turn it down. Yes, me. I was going to say it because I get mad when I see it. Oh, no, I'm like, oh, thank you. Let me turn it down. Lunchbox anything this weekend?
Starting point is 01:02:08 We're going to see Shane Gillis tonight Baseball games tomorrow That's about it I'm doing an interview at 1130 About how a lot of these music festivals Are putting on 90s Nostalgia acts like country music festivals And they want to talk to me about why
Starting point is 01:02:30 So I think it's New York Times Oh so you're going to be interviewed Yeah I'm not interviewing someone about it I am let me see New York Times. New York Times. Hey, baller. And it's about, I guess,
Starting point is 01:02:44 stage coach has been doing it and other festivals. David Mallet's, the New York Times, love to chat with you ahead of stagecoach about the growing presence of 90s rock bands
Starting point is 01:02:52 in the lineup. He's talking to Darius Rucker, Gavin from Bush, and you. And so I got to figure out why the answer is. It's probably just an age thing.
Starting point is 01:03:07 So not, okay, so country concerts are having 90s rock. Like stage coach specifically, they're having like Counting Crows, Bush, play with the country acts. I also think country music has expanded a bit sonically to sound like that as well. There's a bit nostalgia, but there's sonically. I'm just coming up with while. I don't have an answer yet.
Starting point is 01:03:33 You've got a little bit of time. Yeah, I had that in an hour. Uh-oh. And a half. What? He's quick. I'm stressing. I need 30 seconds.
Starting point is 01:03:44 He'll be fine. I think I kind of have it now just from that little dip. So yeah, I'm doing that and then I'm doing a Bobbycast today with Heather McMahon. Shut up! Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:56 What? In person? Yeah, because she was in town last night. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Who is she? She's a comedian and she's so funny. I've seen her in concert.
Starting point is 01:04:06 in comedy before? What did he call? I've gone to one of her shows. Sure. Heather McMahon. She's so funny. I wore leopard because that's what you're, I don't know if people still do that to her shows, but when I went a couple years ago,
Starting point is 01:04:19 everyone wore a leopard and we were like, rare. I didn't know that. I'll ask her. Why do people wore leopard? Well, no, I don't know if they still do. I went a few years ago at T-Pack. Yeah, they still do.
Starting point is 01:04:26 My wife and her friend went last night. And they wore leopard? My, her friend did. Okay, see, it's still a thing. It's fun. Oh my gosh. She was at the Ryman, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Oh, I know. should have gone. But. You're okay? I thought my iron infusion was going to make me tired. You, that's so awesome. Do you know her?
Starting point is 01:04:49 Yes. I mean, yes. Okay. Caitlin is a fan. And Caitlin would listen to her podcast a lot. So I'd get a lot of secondhand podcast. But yeah. She's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:04:58 I know what she's done through her career. Her husband's funny. They're funny. I mean, he's not a comedian. She would have her mom on the show a bunch. Yeah, her mom's funny. Yeah. Who's her?
Starting point is 01:05:06 husband. Just a guy. He's not. He's not. Jim McMahon. He's playing with bears. But whenever he comes on camera, like he's just, um. 85 bears.
Starting point is 01:05:14 He says this thing. Like they were giving, describing what they were wearing to the masters. And she would be like, you know, this is from show me your moo moo. Like she would go through her whole outfit of the day for the masters. And then her husband get on camera. And he was like, cashmere, khakis, gong by God. And I was like, is that a brand or is he talking about his gong by God? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:38 I didn't want to Google it. Ask her. You don't want to Google Dong by God? I didn't know if it was a brand of something or if that's like his funny thing to be like, it's my outfit. This is from God. Because she said calves, she was talking about her calves. She goes, cabs from my dad. And then she got off camera and then he was like, Kashmir.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Oh, Dong by God. Yeah, that's probably. That makes sense. If you did the calves thing first, that's the dong thing makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. If she does the cast thing first. That's a funny joke to do dong.
Starting point is 01:06:08 By God. Okay. I thought, I didn't know. That's not a brand. I didn't know when I was like, I'm not going to Google it. Yeah, good. That's so fun. There have been a few people freak out.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Amy, her reaction there was genuine because she didn't know that. Mike's wife, Morgan number one, they've all been like, oh, like Morgan number one, we built studios in a different place in town. And she works out of there a bunch anyway. And she's like, oh, I'm for sure going to be there when she gets there. that's awesome. I like those where people freak out about it and I am not in that world
Starting point is 01:06:42 where I can still treat it like if I'm such a fan it's hard for me to interview somebody. Yeah. Because I'm just such a fan. And I just ask super fan. If I don't know a lot, I think I do a better interview.
Starting point is 01:06:57 And I know enough. But yeah. Here's an interesting thing. Tell her I said hi. You want an interesting thing? Yeah. So yesterday, I got a call going, hey, Keith Urban wants to come by next week,
Starting point is 01:07:10 and he's got some songs and stuff, you know, when I'm on the show. I know Keith. I haven't texted Keith a little bit after the situation. And I was like, of course, of course, right? But it's like, I know he doesn't want to talk about that right now because he's got new music coming out. Talk about what? What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:07:29 Talk about what, Amy? But they were saying this one? No, I just, no, no, no. They're just like, hey, Keith wants to come by. and no he doesn't want to talk about that. Oh, yeah. Puts me in a weird place, massive elephant in the room. So you haven't interviewed him since then?
Starting point is 01:07:46 He hasn't done anything since then at all. I just feel like, I don't know, I felt like he... The boat? I feel like he was on the boat, but no. Oh, that's why I feel like we've seen him, but we haven't. I wasn't even there for that. I was gone. I know.
Starting point is 01:07:59 I guess I was just thinking, like, we've talked to Keith, but... So he may come down and do the Bobbycast. No, no, no, no. next week he would come up to the studio and do the show, but it's a little weird for me to there to be a massive elephant in the room me not talk about it. And they've not said don't talk about it,
Starting point is 01:08:16 but like he's also a friend. It just kind of makes me think of this Heather McMahon stuff because I don't know her personally. So I'd be like, hey, she's coming by, talk about whatever. Like, I don't know how sensitive that is. Yeah. You know? What do you think?
Starting point is 01:08:35 I mean, what do you say when you texted him? Well, I texted him right when it was all happening. And he was... We don't have Friday night text sessions or anything. Yeah. That'd be cool. I don't even really know what's going on right now, if I'm being honest. I just was like, hey, man, I know all this crap's happening.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Like, just some stuff, some personal stuff. And he's like, appreciate that. Go back forth a little bit and that was it. Yeah, that's hard. So what we do? Just do it and ignore it? Can you like drop a little hints and see if you, It's not about that.
Starting point is 01:09:11 I don't think, I wouldn't, man. If I wanted to go there, I would just go there. You mean Amy like randomly just be like, you know, Amy got divorced? And then let him, and then stay quiet and see what he says. Or show up video. Or show a video of what?
Starting point is 01:09:29 Nothing. I don't know. I'll probably have him up and not say anything about it initially. You want me too? Oh, you get Amy to do it? We make lunchbox do it. the dirty work. And then we get mad at him for doing it.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Why would you ask that? That's so rude. It's so insensitive. You're such a... And then you're like, Keith, I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. Would you like to follow up on that Keith? I'm sorry, Keith.
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