The Bobby Bones Show - FRI PT 2: Listener Braydon’s Worst Date Of All-Time + Eddie Got Scammed! + Finish The TV Quote Game

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

Listener Braydon hangs out with us in the studio to tell us about his worst date of all time where she picked him up with her kids then drove him erratically back to her house. It gets crazier from th...ere. And the wild story of how he met his now fiancé. Eddie shares a phrase his wife has been saying to her kids that she didn’t realize is a curse word. Does Amy say bad words in front of her kids? We think Eddie is being naïve in thinking his kids don’t know what curse words mean and stand for. We play the finish the TV quote game where Raymundo plays us a famous line and we have to finish the line. Eddie shares how he got scammed by a handyman and it made him so mad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:17 Brady good to see you man Good to see you Bobby, good to see everybody Morning studio Morning! You're supposed to be working now or now Yeah supposed to be working so Do they know what's up? They know you're in for reason?
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yeah. What kind of job you have? Build swimming pools. Oh, man. That winter storm hit? Oh, dude, it was nuts. It was nuts. I was just talking to Scoo Steve.
Starting point is 00:02:35 I was just like the celebrity people I've been around. I built Matt Ramsey's pool and a couple of others. Don't you sound like a... I feel cool. Okay. You can say that? Yeah, yeah. No, I can cool.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Yeah, yeah. I want to get you in trouble. No, no, no. That was with another company, so we're good. All right. He's moved on. Yeah, I've moved on. Yeah, we go.
Starting point is 00:02:54 That winter storm just demolished. Oh, man. It was nuts. And we don't get any homeowner insurance on it because it was freeze. I got you. It doesn't cover in freeze. It covers for other things, but not freeze. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:06 So we got screwed on that. So our pole is empty right now. I would imagine. You know what's weird about pools? I never had one going up. I always envied people who had pools because they felt rich. I didn't realize until I got a pool that you just take your water hose and put it in it. I always thought it was like magical pool water that somehow was brought by magical pool people.
Starting point is 00:03:25 No. So what makes it blue? What makes it blue like that? It's like chemicals, right? It depends on the design of the, also the lining or the tile or the plaster, you know, the color of it just kind of makes it pop. I saw a red one on the internet. Like the tile was red. To me it looked awesome, but it looked like somebody had been murdered in the pool.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Yeah. Because it was red, because all the water was red. It's weird. I thought you're about to tell us since your hole is empty and you're, you know, might have to redo some. You're thinking about doing it red. No, no. My wife wouldn't allow that. I think it would be super cool.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Or what if you've painted a hog on the bottom? I tried to do that in the pickleball court. Dang, in tile? That'd be cool, dude. The hog? I just don't swim. I'm not, like I said, I build a lot of pools, but it's very, I rarely get in pools. It's got to be like 110 for me to get in because that water is so cold.
Starting point is 00:04:14 And if it's 110, I'm going to be in the house. Yeah, that too, that too. I just, I don't really like the beach. Don't really like the lake. Not really a pool guy. I'll go out maybe twice a year. if my family's family, which is my family, but like her side, if they come into town and they all want to go sit around by the pool, I'll go out and hang out for a little bit. I just not, you got to like shower after the pool. That's weird because you got all the chemicals on you.
Starting point is 00:04:37 No, yeah, the pool is a shower. Yeah, the pool. Just get you a bar of soap. You're chilling. In the pool? Some down Creek. Who cares, though? Oh, Creek's different, though. So how long you've been doing that? 15 years, roughly. Do you know, like, people's gate codes and stuff? Like, if you go? Yeah, I know a couple people. Nice. Don't say them. Yeah, no, absolutely not. He's like Matt Rams.
Starting point is 00:04:59 It's 4, 10. No, no, no, no. You grow up here? Yeah, I grew up Southwere County, graduated Beach High School, so I'm a local, you know. We did a contest on one of our stations, the one here in Nashville, and the contest was, I think, like, worst Valentine's Day. Or the worst date? Where's first date? Yeah, worst date, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:17 And you won? I don't know how I won. It's a pretty bad date, but I'm surprised I won. I've never won anything in my life, Bobby. Never won anything. Besides, like a football game or something. You mean like one you played in? Like no contest, nothing.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Just crazy. So here's what he won. Then I'll have him tell his story, but he won. Holston House Hotel. You know what that is? Yep. You already been there? I've never been there, but I've seen it.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Dinner at Mockingbird, which is good. I've been there. And then tickets to Stapleton and Laney Wilson at Nissan Stadium. So you've won that. First concert ever. Well, you've never been to a concert? No, man. Never been to a concert.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Besides like a NASCAR race, but that's like... That isn't a concert? That's a race. Well, maybe as a musician performed. Yeah, like Steel Magnolia's performed. I've seen them, but like not going to it. Like, I got the concert ticket, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:06:06 Oh, that's great then. Wow, this is... That's a memorable moment. This is great. It's a big day for me. So, would you mind just telling them your story? So, yeah, it was about three years ago. I found the text messages from my little brother.
Starting point is 00:06:18 It was July 16th. And found this chick off Facebook dating. I'm like, you know what? I just got off from breaking my back. So it was like, just trying to get back in the game. So she's like, yeah, I'll pick you up and we'll go back to my house. I'll make dinner. I'm like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:32 She said she'd pick you up and take you back to her house. Yeah. Right off the jump. Right off the jump. To make you dinner? Yeah. To cook for you. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:06:42 This sounds awesome. That's what I thought. Well, she shows up. I knew she had kids. I had kids too. So she was like, I didn't have her kids. I was like, okay, shows up. Both kids are in the car.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I was like, ah. She picked you up with both kids in the car? Both kids in the car, man. So I lived in Portland at the time, like right underneath Kentucky. And then so from Portland all the way to like Beth Page Westmoreland, Speed Demon, doing like 55, 70 miles an hour. Like, I'm like freaking out. I got like some beer in the car. I'm like, I'm thinking we're going to have a good time.
Starting point is 00:07:13 But I'm like, I'm ready to go home now. And then so like I said, just speed demon. I'm like, your kids are in the car just freaking me out. Get back to her house. I'm like, she's a pretty girl. Don't give me wrong. She's a pretty girl. House destroyed. Like trash overflowing, trash on the back deck. It wasn't prepared for company. No, was not prepared for company at all. And then she was like, oh, I'll make you dinner. Just relax. I'm like chugging beers. I'm like, I just got to feel better, you know. And then like, I forget what she made like spaghetti or something, but it was like. What did you do while she was making the dinner and her kids were there?
Starting point is 00:07:46 I'm watching Paw Patrol with Homeboy. Like, I was like, yeah. I'm like, oh, what's up little dude? I don't know you, but... With beer in your hand? Yeah, I was like, yeah, bush light, dude. I'm just chilling. I was like, just nervous. I was like, I couldn't just leave. I'm, and don't know where I'm at, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:03 And then suffragettes done and we're eating. It's like, I go take away. It's like the driest and flavorless spaghetti you've ever had. It's like, did you make this like a week ago, dude? It was like, what the heck, man? And then so the night goes on, it's about like 8.30. She's like, okay, I'm going to try to put the kids to get asleep. Her phone's, like, blow.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I'm like, well, that's a little weird. Come to find out, she's married. I was like, what? You're like, I thought you were like, your profile says single. She's like, oh, I'm going through a divorce. I'm like, that's a little, like, if you're going through a divorce, why are you still trying to seek other people? Like, is this his house? I'm like, now that she says that, I'm like, that belongs to a guy.
Starting point is 00:08:45 That's a dude. That's a dude. And then so, like, she comes to find out, she's like, oh, my God, he's coming over to get some of his stuff. I'm like, he's coming here? Like, what? So that's when I'm like, you know what, screw it. So I'm sitting in a bathroom with the 12 pack of bush light, just sitting on a toilet, just hoping he does not have to use this single bathroom in this house.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Because if he walks in the bathroom, I'm screwed. So I'm just sitting there. I'm texting my brother. I'm like, dude, you got to come get me. Like, this chick is off the rails, like full of red flags since I got here. Ended up jumping out of a bathroom window and just start hightling it down the road. No way. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Yeah, I just started running. down the road. I was, send him a pen. I was like, hey, I'm an orange shirt. Just pick me up, dude. Yeah, tell your brother what kind of shirt you're wearing. Yeah, yeah. I was like, shout out Dawson Pots, man. He's a real one. He's my little brother. I love that guy. I have questions. Why didn't you drive yourself? That's what I was thinking. I was like, why didn't just drive? But I was like, you know what? I'm going to be drinking, you know, I'm not a big drinking and driving kind of guy. I was like, you know what? Gotta see it through. I'll just let her pick me. Just, I'm along for the ride, but it was not a good ride.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Did you ever communicate with her after that night? No, no, blocked as soon as I jumped out and hit the ground and started booking it down a random back road. Just instantly blocked and never to hear from her again. She never reached it on Facebook? No, no, blocked her on everything. Yeah, instantly, dude. You ever see a car drive up with the dude in it? Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 00:10:10 It was like a black, it was a dark road. It was probably like 11 o'clock at night, I'd say. Probably 9, 10 hitting, it was late. So it was like, it was wild, man. It was nuts. Were you able to laugh about it? while it happened? Oh yeah, we were laughing as soon as I got in the car, like in the car of my brother, I'm like, dude, it's like, why did you not drive yourself? I'm like, I don't know. I wish I did.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I wouldn't even stayed that long, you know? I'd have left as soon as I seen the house, you know. That's a pretty bad date. It was, it was. Some of that's on you though. Yeah, well, you know, but after being stuck in a house for a year because you break your back, you're like, you know what? You literally broke your back. Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you were doing that you've been breaking your back. No, no, I literally broke. Yeah, I literally broke. Yeah, I literally broke. my lower left back at work. That's why I thought he was allowing her to drive, because I didn't know if he was fully recovered.
Starting point is 00:10:58 No, I mean, yeah, I was like back to work, probably like four months into being back to work. But, yeah, broke that sucker. I thought it was just the term. Oh, no, I was thinking. No, yeah, no, I literally broke my back. Pain medication. Like, I was trying to rack my brain
Starting point is 00:11:13 as to why in the world for a first date you're letting a girl come pick you up? Oh, yeah, no. Because you seem like, I don't want a stereotype, but you're like, Like a country boy. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And I feel like, like, like, I don't know, there's, I would expect, you would be like,
Starting point is 00:11:28 no way you're not picking me up. I'm coming to pick you up and I'm going to open your door for you and we're going to go out to eat. Nah. Not with that one. Imagine you get to, she's picking you up and the kids are in the car. That to me is probably the first, I think I'm going to reconsider this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:47 No, no, no. The first red flag is her saying, I'm going to come pick you up and drive you to my house for It doesn't know like she might murder you though too. Yeah, well, you know. How's it going now? Oh, it's going great. I got a fiancé over there, been together two years. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Wait, but you have a wedding ring on. Well, we're engaged. Yeah, we're engaged. She proposed to you? You're the guy. Well, you know, it's just, hey, it's just symbolism of like, hey, my man's taken, she's taking kind of thing. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Never heard of that. Hey, man. Teets her home, man. How'd you meet your fiancé? that's a that's a story too that's a story too you want to share it absolutely
Starting point is 00:12:24 all right let's go I knew this was coming so another Facebook dating incident so I meet another chick off Facebook dating like had a penthouse downtown I'm like awesome this is cool
Starting point is 00:12:37 driving a mazorati I'm like I'm in it dude well like we get back to her apartment and then she's like hey this dude's gonna come over he's gonna bring me some money I'm like that's a little weird
Starting point is 00:12:47 and then so I'm having to sit on There's always dudes coming over while you're at these places. I know. That's what I'm like, what is going on with me? So I'm having to sit on this balcony or back deck on the apartment of Broadway or whatever. I'm like, all right. And then she's like, whatever. He's not giving me money.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I was like, okay, it's a little weird. We go to like the bar downtown and these guys are like, dude, I'm pretty sure that's a man. I was like, what? They're like, dude. They're like, dude. That's a dude. I was like, no. Like, she looked good.
Starting point is 00:13:18 but didn't think she was a dude. And then so I was like, just got way paranoid and just left. I was like, screw it, I'm leaving. So I left. And then I ended up going to another bar in Hermitage where one of my close girlfriends worked. And she was the bartender. She was like, hey, you want to go up to the last call? I was like, where's last call?
Starting point is 00:13:34 She's like, it's in Galton. I was like, all right. So we go up to last call and I see Cassidy. And she's like this beautiful, blonde five foot, half inch little chick just sitting in the corner, surrounded by dudes. I'm like, I know this girl. She's like, quit being a baby. baby, go talk to her. Sure enough, go up to her. I was like, it's your name Cassidy? And she's like,
Starting point is 00:13:52 yeah, why? I was like, I was just texting the Cassidy on Facebook dating and I sent her my hey dudes because I got hey dudes that day and I randomly just sent them to her. I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, like what's up? Like, kind of talk, conversation, but probably would have never met off Facebook dating, but randomly ran into her at last call. And that's where you knew her from, was from messaging her on Facebook dating. And then you saw her in real life just like that. That's crazy. Were you wearing the hey dudes? No, no, I think I was wearing cowboy boots or something, probably my redneck get up. And did you tell her you'd just been on a date with a dude, but now you're there?
Starting point is 00:14:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come to find out, yeah. Do you think it was a dude? I really do. I mean, she, like, she was 10 out of 10, but, I mean, I don't know if it was the whole transgender thing or what, but. Maybe just had some work done? Maybe had some Adam Apples worked. How did you not notice that?
Starting point is 00:14:39 I was thinking she was a prostitute whenever he used. Well, that's what I was saying. I thought she was like a full-on escort kind of thing. She was like, this guy was going to come over, and he's going to pay for. the day and pay for the night. I'm like, you're driving a Maserati girl. You ain't got no money?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Like, what? Yeah, it was wild. It was wild. Those are two great stories. Yeah. We're full of, man. Hey, Facebook dating sounds like the place to be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:03 How long have you been engaged? About, it'll be two years in March, I think. Yeah, you plan on getting married? Eventually. Well, we've been together two years. We've been engaged. Got it. That's different.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Like, I was six, seven months, maybe like, be like summertime. You're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're fresh, yeah, we're good. All right. Well, congratulations. Yeah, I'm excited, man.
Starting point is 00:15:24 I've never been to a concert. And it's crazy because we're going to Maryland Manson concert too, like at the Pinnacle. So that'll be cool. And then I get to go to Chris Stavelson. So technically Maryland will be my first one. But like my first free concert was like, I'm a country guy. She's like heavy metal rock. I'm like, I'm through and through a country boy.
Starting point is 00:15:43 So it's going to be an experience for sure. You're not a Maryland Manson fan? Never really listened to him I mean I've seen him I think I know the sweet dream song That's about it That's about all I know You probably know
Starting point is 00:15:54 Well I don't know what you know But like The beautiful The beautiful people No Never heard that one? I just know the sweet dreams one Because that was in like
Starting point is 00:16:02 The McDonald's movie I think when I was a kid Oh they had a McDonald's movie Never seen that movie? Yeah it was like the hamburger Or something That's a movie? They put Marilyn Manson
Starting point is 00:16:12 In a McDonald's movie All this I forget what it was It was like Some McDonald's McDonald's commercial or it was, I can't, I just remember McDonald's character and Marilyn Manson's sweet dream playing. I don't know if it was a dream or what, but. I don't know. You got to get back to work today?
Starting point is 00:16:30 Probably, but I think I'm going to go get me a drink because my nerves are like shot. Were you nervous coming up here? Oh, dude, yeah. I've been listening to y'all since 2013, dude, since you all came to Nashville, like 16 years old, going high school, and then like, I don't know how many people signed up for this competition, but my little country butt won't. That's awesome. Well, I don't really honestly think based on your story, thousands of people could have signed up and your story would probably still win.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Be the best one. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I don't know there was limited entries that got you here. Yeah, it was the story. Save up that second story for a different contest. I'm not sure what the contest on me. I was telling one of the employees, the customer of that, she's like, you should totally go to Zanis and do like amateur night.
Starting point is 00:17:11 I was like, that would be awesome. But it's like not just like you're sharing your real life stories. Yeah, exactly. I don't even think I'm that funny, but just my life is crazy and funny. So you may get a drink in the morning? I mean, it's like, go downtown and? No, not, no. I'd go back to like Jonathan's or something.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Of course. I'll go close to the house, you know. I feel like I don't know that they're serving yet. I don't know they do. I mean like an espresso martini or something, you know. How did you feel about your experience up here? Come to the parking garage? Yeah, it was cool.
Starting point is 00:17:41 It was very exposed. I got to walk in. I've seen Eddie and Mike D. And I was like, oh my God. It was crazy, man. It's a cool experience. What about the room? I love it.
Starting point is 00:17:50 It's just like I imagined. I'm like, I know. I was watching it yesterday. I'm like, that's this. And like, Edie's in the lunchbox over here. Amy's over here. Mike D. is back here. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I appreciate you listening. Thank you very much. Absolutely. Congratulations on your win. Nice to meet your fiance. And yeah, I'm sure they'll get you all this stuff. We don't have your stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:10 No, I already got the emails. Okay, good, because we don't have that. What did you feel sad? You walk out of nothing. All right. Wait, how did he get up here? Part of the winning was he got to come meet us? Yeah, the winner was you get to, not meet us, come tell your story.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Oh. But hey, this is enough for me, dude. All right, no concert tickets, take him back. He'll take your concert here. All right, there he is. Braiding, good appearance, man. That was awesome. There is, the great Brady.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Yes, sir. Yes. The Bobby Bones show. You say bad words in front of your kids? I have. I don't. Do you try to not? I try to not.
Starting point is 00:18:46 to not, I have, and never at them. Never, the word is not saying being said to them, but it's just being said for emphasis. And you don't. We do not say a bad word. You've slept, though, and your kid heard you once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was at a work function and he was with me and he kind of heard me talking to some of the other guys. Yeah, you know, guy talk.
Starting point is 00:19:08 You know, guy talk. Locker room talk. No, no, no, no, it wasn't locker room talk. No, no, no, we don't do that. So Eddie's question is about, like, can you say letters? Acronyms. What? Like, WTF?
Starting point is 00:19:21 Right. Okay. Which one do you say? GTFO. Okay. Use it and how you use it. Hey guys, we're running late. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Let's GTFO. In the car now. Although, why don't you just say? I can't. I can't. I can say what it means. Oh, well, so do they know. Do they know what it seems for?
Starting point is 00:19:38 No clue. They have no clue. Oh, they don't know what it. Yes, they do. No. They don't know as stupid as you think that. They don't. I don't know the oldest one does.
Starting point is 00:19:43 And he laughs when we say it. By the way, for those that don't know GTFO means get the out of here. Can we say freak? Sure, but I think they got the point. Yeah. Because sometimes I say fricety freak, freak, freak. And that does the trick. I mean, just, you know, around my kid, like sometimes if I'm like, oh, fudge sickle.
Starting point is 00:20:04 You say that? Yeah, I do. That's not bad. But there's no way they take her seriously. Oh, you're saying it's so stupid. No, I'm not saying it to do. No, I'm not saying it to them. Like, say I'm like cooking something or I, like, I'll, like, there's something happens.
Starting point is 00:20:19 It's like, oh, fuck, you know. But sometimes, like, if I, like, speaking of, if we need to go somewhere and I've been on it, like, trying to get them out the door and then something will happen or the kids start fighting this or doing. Like, I will be like, we need to blank and go. Oh, you say it? Yes. I'm not saying I do it all the time. I'm saying I have said it. I will say that if I was to ever do that, they would stop in their tracks and be like, yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Like, that would 100% mean like, dad is 100% serious. Yeah, that's the point. I think it's crazy. You don't think your kids know what the F means is GTFO. They don't react to it. They're just like, oh, car? Yeah, I got it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:58 They don't react to my, I mean, I'll hear my son he's Snickers. He's like, that's funny. The 18-year-old. Yeah, he's old. He knows. But the middle two are how old? They're 12, 11. They know.
Starting point is 00:21:09 No, no chance. Because they would be like, ha ha, that's funny. Why don't you just say the word, Dad? Well, yeah, but the point of the acronyms is you don't say the word. Like, how. Right. You don't want to, but GTFO is a saying. I feel like 12-year-olds know everything.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Isn't it a 12-year-old in middle school? Yeah. Oh, he knows. He definitely knows. He doesn't react to it. If you find out he does know, do you react? Do you react and not say it anymore? Yeah, I'll probably have to kill it from my vocabulary.
Starting point is 00:21:38 And tell my wife, like, we can't say that anymore. GTFO is funny. Yeah. It's even funnier when you know what it means and they don't. But they do. But they, I'm telling. Your youngest probably doesn't. Well, no, the little one for sure.
Starting point is 00:21:49 A 12 year old knows what that means. Am I crazy? No, you're not crazy. What about WTF? I think they would know that one. Of course. We don't use that one. What's the difference?
Starting point is 00:21:57 They have to mean the same thing. Because I think they would know that one. All right. What about WTH? Oh, I'll just say that one. Is H a bad word in your house? I mean, it's not preferred, but, dang. What about the wall that fish hit?
Starting point is 00:22:10 Damn. Is that a bad word in your house? You can say that? Yeah, I can say that. So that means they can say it. No, they say dang. They don't say it in front of me, but I can sometimes. So you do class in front of your kids.
Starting point is 00:22:20 So it's a bad word. If you're not allowing them to say something and you get to say it, that's a curse word. Yeah. Is that a bad word? Maybe it's how you say it. The wall that the fish hit. That's a bad word. Yeah, because you can be like, I'll be damn.
Starting point is 00:22:31 I feel like that's, my dad would always say that. I'll be damn. What was so dumb when I was growing up is my dad would curse in Spanish. he would never say like the F word or the S word. But in Spanish, I mean, there are millions of bad words he would say. He was like, that's different. Why? Because we don't know what that word means.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Also, Spanish is one of the, I think it's inflection wise. I don't know. I'm just pulling this from the dome. But it's like the happiest language in the world. Oh. Do you know there was a song that was a number one song. And I forget the country, if I'm going to guess, probably France or something. And the guy was doing gibberish that sounded like English.
Starting point is 00:23:06 I thought he was singing English, but he was just making sounds to what English sounded like it ended up being a number one song. No way. And they thought he was just singing English. It became a big hit. I bet you I can find that. If we're just going off the dome on stuff, I'll find it. I definitely is going off the dome on that.
Starting point is 00:23:19 So I could be wrong. But it's something about the inflection of the words. It's like if you just hear, even if you don't understand it, it's like a happy language. And then like in Mexico, they sing Spanish. It's like, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me ask my assistant here. Okay. Hey, I have a question for you.
Starting point is 00:23:35 There was a song probably in the black and white days. and a guy in Europe somewhere was singing a song that sounded like it was English, but there were real no English words, and it became a number one hit. Does that ring a bell? Oh, yeah, that definitely rings a bell. You're probably thinking of Adriano Chelentanos. Prisenkolinensina insi, so. It's this wild Italian track from 1972 that sounds like English,
Starting point is 00:23:59 but it's just gibberish meant to mimic the sound. It became a big hit, and it's as catchy as it is bizarre. So he just used what he thought. English sounded like to make it a song. Wow. Is it classic rock? Yeah. It is.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Hey Ray, you want to feed us a game here? Yep. What is it? I'm gonna play you a famous TV quote. All you have to do is finish the quote with the missing word. Give me an example. Are you d- Doe?
Starting point is 00:24:25 Doe. How many got? Seven. Okay. All right, write it down. You're playing? Yeah, why not? Get it.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Cut it. It. In. In for the wind. I think in, like the word, cut it in. No, because it's out. Out. Out.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Cut it out. And that is. Joey. That's right. Joey on full house. Go ahead. Um. Hmm?
Starting point is 00:24:57 You know that. Um. Yeah. I can't. You're hearing it. You just don't know it. Amy Keith's pointed her ear like she's not hearing something. I wasn't hearing it.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Go ahead. You didn't hear it. Um. And it's just one more word after that? Uh-huh. One word. Yeah. Come here one more time.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Yeah. Um. That's, I mean, I know who that is. Oh. Lunchbox, you know, right? Yeah, I think I know it. I mean, I know it immediately. Huh?
Starting point is 00:25:29 I'm in. I feel like he's going hum. No, if you knew who it was, though. Hum. Don't say who it is if you know who it is. Everybody in? Who do you think it is, Amy? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Okay, it's Jerry Seinfeld. Hello, Newman. Good. Hello, Newman. Oh, see, I thought I was saying, I wrote down. Diggity. Hum, digity? What did you guys put?
Starting point is 00:25:49 Hello Newman. Okay, good. Okay, cool. Cool. All right, next. Oh. In. That's pretty easy one.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Okay. I'm in for the wind. Do you know who that is, though? Yes. Nanny. No. No. No, friends.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Janice from friends. Janice. Yeah, everybody have God. I have God. I have God. Yeah. Oh. Speaking of the Nanny, friend Dresher, she's in Marty Supreme.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Really? That's a pretty big role. Funny rule? That movie's not funny. Oh, that's the ping pong one? Mm-hmm. Next. Up your nose with rubber. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:26:30 This one's not what you expect. All right. Amy, do you know who that is? Hoze. No, do you know who that is? No. Vinnie Barbarino? Welcome back, Kata?
Starting point is 00:26:44 Yeah, it's hose, right? Yeah, it's hoes. And that's... Up your nose with rubber hose. John Tolta. Yeah. Next. Got it.
Starting point is 00:26:58 I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy? I think it's from SpongeBob, but I don't know what he's saying. So I wrote down Hungry. It's from a cartoon, though, not SpongeBob. Watchbox? The great cornholio!
Starting point is 00:27:19 Oh, it's just Cornholio. Oh, not great. That's not great. Yeah, the next word is the. No, he says the. No, it's I am cornholio. Yeah, play it. I am cornholio!
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yeah, it's not the great. What is that, Beavis and Butthead? That's Beavis. Oh, I wasn't allowed to watch that. He puts his shirt over his head. I am Cornholio. Watchbox's missed one. What did Eddie have?
Starting point is 00:27:39 Cornholio. It's right there, man. Cornholio. But he also said cornholio. No, that is hosed before that. You know what? You should just fight it out. I'm just looking at my paper like I'm cheating.
Starting point is 00:27:52 All right, next. Don't have a... I'm in. I have great cow. I wasn't allowed. No kidding. It's not great. It's just...
Starting point is 00:28:00 Great. Cow. Cow. Don't have a cow. Yeah. How many is that, Ray? That's six. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I'm in. Yikes. I think I can win this one with this one. I don't. Hit it again. I'm in. I'm in for the win. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Amy. I'm alive. This is SpongeBob, though. I know. Lunchbox? I was prom king. Eddie. Does he say I'm Spongob?
Starting point is 00:28:48 No, I'm ready. Oh. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Can't play a song in the podcast, so we won't hit my theme song, but I'll do my part. Oh. I'm unbelievable
Starting point is 00:29:01 It's not unpredictable No I'm I think it was seven on that one That's pretty strong What the lunchbox end up with He wouldn't one They even if they got Cornolio
Starting point is 00:29:12 Yeah I didn't know that last one I never seen SpongeBob Even with kids Yeah they don't watch that They don't really care about that one They'd like it Really? You should turn it on they'd like it
Starting point is 00:29:21 Because there's just so much going on It's so fast Like they just know like I like SpongeBob Yeah it's funny All right good job everybody A win is a win. A win is a win.
Starting point is 00:29:32 I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 00:30:00 One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or where wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:30:27 And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories
Starting point is 00:30:54 and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:31:29 On a recent episode of the podcast Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. Financial education is not always about, like, I'm going to get rich. That's great. It's about creating an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself
Starting point is 00:32:06 and leave a strong financial legacy for your family. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, everyone. I'm Cheryl Stray.
Starting point is 00:32:29 of wild and tiny beautiful things. I'm excited to share that I have a new podcast called Mind Over Mountain. In each episode, I interview athletes, adventurers, and adrenaline seekers to discuss the inner landscapes and life experiences that informed and inspired their extraordinary feats. I also bring a bit of advice into the mix so we too can better understand how to face our own seemingly insurmountable challenges. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pull out what you already have inside.
Starting point is 00:32:58 We're coming into this world, fighting for our lives. All I'm going to do is pull out what you already got inside. We're there to support and celebrate each other. And that's not like your story versus my story. You're going to walk up and over that dang mountain. You're not just going to put your mind over it. Yep, yep, exactly. And if I can't walk up and over it, I'm going to go through it.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. of your neighbors moved out next door? Yeah, it's bizarre, man. And we're, like, they're next door neighbors. We talk, I mean, at least twice a week. Just how's everything going? Sometimes text, like, hey, we're out of town.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Could you take our trash out? And then out of nowhere for a sales sign. And no cars in the driveway. And they were all the way out of the house. Gone. And I'm thinking, like, that's a little weird. Like, I'm sure everything's fine, but I just expected, like, hey, we're moving. We're selling our house.
Starting point is 00:33:56 And I just feel like if you're moving out, it'd be nice. nice to just tell your neighbors like, it was really good knowing you, we're moving. I guess if you had a relationship with them, that does seem weird, huh? Yeah, I mean, I say hi to certain neighbors, but I don't know if like I had to move in a hurry. But in a hurry. Yeah, what are they running? No, it wasn't like that. It was like over the weekend, I think my wife said, I thought I saw a moving truck like pull up to the, because we live in a cul-de-sat.
Starting point is 00:34:21 I thought I saw a moving truck pull up to the cul-de-sac. Never saw them load anything. And then we had basketball games all day. But by Sunday, they're gone. weird that you guys had a even small relationship. Tiny relationship. Because it's just a neighbor. But it was strange to me that I thought that just it'd be nice to tell.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Even like your four neighbors that live in your area. Like, hey, we're moving. I wouldn't go tell people we were moving. Like when we moved the last time, I didn't go tell anybody. But I didn't know my neighbors. Yeah, but you make it a point to not know your neighbors. Well, no. Like Eddie had had conversations with his friends.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Well, Eddie loves talking to people. I love waving at him when I drive by. Or it's like these neighbors, like they had two kids. And when they had their first kid, I'm like, oh my gosh, he's gotten so big. You know, like stuff like that. We had that kind of relationship. Weird they didn't tell you they were moving. It's a one-sided relationship.
Starting point is 00:35:12 What if they're like, oh, here comes Eddie again. Yeah, here we go. I'm talking to this, dude. Oh, no. Eddie said a guy who tried to scam him fixing his garage. Man, you think scammers are like going to scam you through text, DMs, no, not this guy. So my garage door broke.
Starting point is 00:35:27 And I knew exactly what was wrong. what the springs had popped. And so I got online, looked for a garage repairman, and I found a number. A what? A what? Repairman. Repairman. Handyman.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Who says repairman? That's not right? I don't know. Repair man, right? Repair man. Yeah. Okay, repair man. So I call the number and a lady answers, and I tell her what's wrong.
Starting point is 00:35:51 She says, okay, no problem. We'll have someone go by in the next couple hours. And she told me it's going to be about 180 for that. That's how much it cost to replace springs. Cool. The guy comes, looks at it. He's like, yeah, yeah, that's definitely the springs. That's going to be 500 bucks. No, I talked to the lady on the phone and she said it was 180. Now, she did? That's weird. Let me give me a second. Let me go back to the truck. And he comes back. He's like, yeah, all right. It's going to be 180.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm like, scammer. He's trying to make quick 30 off of him. Wow. So what does he do? Like charges 500, pockets the money and then gives the lady 180. Is that the business they run? I don't think the lady was involved in that scam. No, I don't think so either. Wow.
Starting point is 00:36:33 That would require you paying cash. Oh, those guys have an iPad and they're just like... Unless you've beenmo. How'd you pay? Yeah, iPad. Like, here's my iPad cool. What is an iPad? You're just saying the word iPad.
Starting point is 00:36:44 But that's like paying through like they have like you can tap to pay on their little... I sign the pad and everything. But it's a company issued device. Like I don't... So you got to put your credit card in, right? No, he scans. He's like, boop, you know. So that's a little harder to scan.
Starting point is 00:36:58 game. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Unless they're... Unless he's able to put 180 plus tip. Right. And his tip was... 320. No, let him do it. Oh, you don't have done it. Thank you, Amy. 320? Probably he'd already said it. That's right. Okay. How did you know? Okay, so you didn't, you paid the 180? Oh, yeah. Was there a tip line when he finished though? No. There was no tip line. Do you tip a repairman?
Starting point is 00:37:27 No. I would think it depends. It depends. I'm going to go. no generally, but if it's somebody that's doing it just, I don't know. If they're working for someone, possibly, because they only make an hourly wage plus, if it's themselves, they're setting their own rate and they're doing it, so all the money goes to them. But I would say no.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Unless they're going extremely out of their way to make something a lot easier that wasn't part of the initial, hey, my garage door's broken. He's like, yeah, your springs are broken, but look here. You have a bent this. I'm going to go ahead and fix that as well. Then yeah. I feel like when they say stuff like that, they're trying to get more money out of me.
Starting point is 00:38:01 That's right. Well, you don't have to fix it. I know. Because, like, even after the springs, they're like, have you ever service this thing? I'm like, dude, we have a new house. Like, it's not that old. I don't need to service it. Okay, most people.
Starting point is 00:38:12 But your springs were bad. Yeah, that was weird. The springs popped. And then he said, did it make a loud boom when it popped? I'm like, no. But your house ain't that new anymore. You've been there a few years. Four, three or four years.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Yeah. He said springs last three or four years, which is crazy. Like, how long have you had your house? Is a garage door bust on you? No, we haven't been there three years, though. There was a big boom this morning, though. Coming to think of it. Hey, over on that table, there's the table where lunchbox, Morgan, and Eddie sit.
Starting point is 00:38:42 And apparently there's always, like, funny business happening over at that table. It used to be gross, because we'd never walk by it, so behind it'd just be all garbage. And we'd go, like, guys, clean the garbage out from behind the table. We now have to walk by there, so we see what's behind. So it's not so gross. Okay, Morgan, what's happening over there? Well, there's two things. The first one being with Eddie, I had one, this $4.
Starting point is 00:39:02 from you in a game. And I sat at there because I was like, maybe we'll play another game, best of money. And I kept watching these $4 just inch closer and closer to Eddie. And like the other day I saw him in there right by his buttons over there.
Starting point is 00:39:13 And I'm like, there's only one person who could have been moving them. You think I was moving them slowly to steal them? Yeah. Yeah. Like every day just an inch. It's just walking off. It's slowly walking off.
Starting point is 00:39:23 That's smart. You're trying to think if I notice, see when you can get away with it. No. Anything there? No. Like if I wanted, I would just take it. Yeah, the whole movie.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Moving it slower. That's weird. What's the other thing? And then Lunchbox has some ladies picture in a frame at his feet. And I don't know why and I don't know who it is. Can you show us the picture? Let's see if we know. Oh, yeah. I'll show you that. Did you know you had that down there? Yeah. Let's see if we know who this woman is. Yeah, you'll know who she is.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Hold on. Is that Cindy Sweeney? Yeah. In a bathtub? Yeah. Why do you have that? Because when she was selling her bath soap I found some on eBay And I paid for it And it turned out I bought a picture Of the bath soap
Starting point is 00:40:08 And so this is what came in the mail I also bought bad soap And never got anything Yeah so I was paid $35 for this So was that a scam? And then I went back and looked at the description And it said in little letters Picture only
Starting point is 00:40:22 So they wrote the bath soap real big Like oh you know got a bar And I was like oh yeah I'm going to get it and this is what I got. And I brought it in. And we never talked about it. You said lady, Morgan, or woman. Yeah, that is.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Did you not reckon? Did you not reckon? I couldn't see it because it's down in the dark and I didn't want to get, you know, all up in his business. I just knew there was a lady in a frame picture of his feet. You didn't want to get my business, but you were looking under there looking at my. I walked by. Yeah. But yeah, so that's Sidney Sweeney, man.
Starting point is 00:40:50 That's her bath soap when she was selling her own bath water. You had the freedom throw that away now. We give you permission. And so I lost $35 on that sucker. What were you going to do with the bath soap if you got it? Bade with Sidney Sweeney. Oh, boy. Because it was bath water from her own bath.
Starting point is 00:41:08 They were putting in the soap. Correct. And so it was a big deal and it was going. And I was like, oh my gosh. I was so lucky. I got to read those details. Fine print, man. Fine print.
Starting point is 00:41:17 It'll get you. But that's Sidney, man. I wasn't trying to hide anything. She was set up there for a couple weeks. Can we get rid of it now? You can get rid of it now. Yeah. It's a Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:41:27 The top 10 human experiences. So that's a broad question. But they asked AI, what are the top 10 human experiences? I'm going to give you one and then see if you can name any of the others just to give you a, like number 10 is finding your true purpose. The moment of clarity where your actions feel deeply aligned with who you are. That is number 10 on the list of the top 10 human experiences. Amy. Becoming a parent.
Starting point is 00:41:51 At number two, great job. Becoming a parent or caregiver. Witnessing life grow. because of you. Love is deepened through responsibility and wonder. Do you all agree that that's one of them? Oh yeah. Top 10? Top 10. Good. Good one. Yeah, man. It's crazy. It's, it makes you look at life just completely different. How so? Well, I mean, you're now in charge. Well, first off, you made this kid, like you made this child. You don't know how it happened, but it happened. And now it's your responsibility to raise this child. You don't know how it happened? Well, I mean, he knows. I know how.
Starting point is 00:42:27 happen, but it's bizarre. Also through, I mean, I still would love to experience pregnancy, I think, but I don't want to because I've gotten older, but it's just, yes, it's crazy to grow a human in your belly, but even becoming a mom through adoption, like, that's still one of the greatest
Starting point is 00:42:43 part, what did you say? What do these are? These are the top 10 human experiences. Yes, it's been a great experience becoming a mom even through adoption because you're still raising these little humans. It does say caregiver.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Or caregiver. So, yeah, I have that to look forward to. Yeah. To have a new. Okay, Amy, you're still alive. Can you name another one? Top 10 human experiences. I mean, meeting your person.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Okay. Falling deeply in love is number one. Getting married. Yeah. The connection, vulnerability, and excitement of sharing your life with someone who sees and accepts you. Okay. It's number one.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Can you tell me the category again? Top 10 human experiences. Pretty easy. Doesn't even. You got this. Okay, human experiences. Traveling. Number nine.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Traveling somewhere that transforms your perspective. Good one. Cultural immersion that humbles and expands you, realizing how big and diverse the world truly is. For me,
Starting point is 00:43:46 when I start traveling to places, especially out of the country, I was like, oh, I have no idea what's going on. I think I know stuff. It's all based on what I was born around. I've been around. I heard people tell me around.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Completely changes the game. how you feel. So I don't have the parent one yet, but I do have the traveling one. You feel completely different about everything. Once you see people from other cultures and so far away, and you realize we're exactly the same and we're so different at the same time. Amy, you're crushing this list. Okay. So, like, you already shared that finding your purpose is on there. But, like, what about, I'm just thinking of, like, the human connection, which is different than finding your partner, your love. Like, the human connection, like serving others. Like.
Starting point is 00:44:26 serving others. Helping someone in a life-changing way. That's good. That counts. I filed that under human connection. Like that's what we're here to do. Saving a life, which, Eddie, you've done. Oh, I've done that, man.
Starting point is 00:44:38 That's life-changing. Is it crazy? Oh, dude. Human experience is what that is. Inspiring a breakthrough or being there when no one else was. What you could say about being a lifeguard. Sure, man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Amos crushing. Go ahead. Top-10 human experiences. You have falling deeply in love, becoming a parent, helping someone in a life changing away, traveling, and finding your true purpose. Top 10 human experiences. Also, the irony of asking AI about human experiences. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Is like learning and reading on there? Uh-oh. Expanding your mind. Well, no, you just keep saying stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think it's like under. I'm going to go no. Oh, dang.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Okay. Eddie, can you name one of these? Yep. Go ahead. Your first time. Are I doing it? What? Dude, come on.
Starting point is 00:45:29 You can't argue with that. I didn't make the list. It's not on the list? That's shocking. Maybe it's filed under Fallen in Love for the first time. Let me take the file. Possibly? No, that is not one.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Lunchbox, you'll take a shot? Yeah, buying a house. Putting a roof over your head. No. I think these are a little more vast. For example, one of them is laughing until you cry. Oh.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Share joy in its purest form. Another one is experiencing nature at its most majestic, standing somewhere like on a mountain top or seeing the northern lights or swimming in like the ocean. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Amy, that's right up your alley. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Which part? Oh, just standing on top of a mountain and enjoy it. Doesn't she forest bathe? Why is it her alley? That's just like in the woods behind your house, though. Being truly understood, finding someone who truly gets you. That would be great. Amy.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Amy starts crying in the middle of this segment. To feel truly seen. Yeah, there's two more. Achieving a lifelong dream. That moment when effort, patience, and persistence finally pay off a goal achieved after years of struggle. What you think, boys, you guys have achieved a lifelong dream? Eddie? Lifelong dream.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have. Playing on a stage. Just playing on a stage? Yeah, I mean, in front of a lot of people. I mean, we got to do that. From when I was a little kid, that's what I've wanted to do. like be a rock star.
Starting point is 00:46:56 And the fact that we got to play some of the biggest stages in the country, yeah, man, we did it. Lunchbox, any lifelong dream? Man, no, I haven't. I think about it. No, I haven't. Like, I had all these dreams and I seem to come up short every single time. So no, I can't honestly say that I have.
Starting point is 00:47:16 How does that make you feel? Sucks, man. Like when you say it, like, I was all excited to answer and then you came to me and I'm like, no, no. As you were coming to me, I got sadder and sadder and realized, no, I haven't, man. Dang, that's weird. What's one you'd still like to achieve? One you're working on right now with effort and patience and persistence.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Reality show, game show, TV. I mean, just any of those realms. That's what I dreamed about as a kid. And I mean, I guess I've been on TV, but not in the role that I, you know, as an extra in Friday Night Lights isn't really what I was expecting. It feels like you're just wishing a lot. Yeah, maybe that's what I do. That's what lifelong dreams are.
Starting point is 00:48:07 I don't know. I think lifelong dreams, you can actually achieve them by working more than wishing. What about money? Lunchbox's like, you're trying to... You know you're just making them sadder. You know you're only asking that question. He's done. Like, becoming a dad.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Like for me, becoming a mom. That wasn't a life long. Well, for me, it was a dream. how to make it happen. Yeah, that wasn't a lifelong dream of mine. But yeah, Eddie, the money thing still ain't there. Like, still not where I need to be. Okay, but you're working on it. I'm working on it. In some ways, though, don't you feel like you're making more than you would ever make? I don't know. I mean, I really thought in like real world. Like, I can't be on the real world because it doesn't even exist anymore. Like, it's like that was a lifelong dream that we'll
Starting point is 00:48:48 never have, the challenge. Like, we get paid to talk. Yeah. That is a real world. That is a dream. I used to get in trouble for talking. Is that a dream? Lunchbox? I wanted to do sports broadcasting when I was a kid. That's what I really wanted to do. Soar losers. That's not sports broadcasting. It's a pot. I wanted to call games, Amy. I thought, like, I watched TV and I was like, man, that is so cool. That really happened for me. Why didn't you? Why didn't it happen? Well, as I got older, I realized they travel all the time. And I felt like that
Starting point is 00:49:23 of sucks. Too much work. Well, no, not too much work. It's just like, man, you're gone. Traveling's work. Yeah. Well, there's like a sacrifice. Yeah. He doesn't want a sacrifice. No, no, it just didn't seem like being in a different city every night. It would be cool for maybe one or two years.
Starting point is 00:49:39 But after that, I don't know if it'd be that much fun. So, yeah, it's definitely a sacrifice. Yeah, so that's one reason. I was like, ah, I'm out. Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that you haven't achieved any dreams. Jeez. Yeah. You guys suck.
Starting point is 00:49:53 We do? What do we do? You guys just keep piling on. I don't really like this segment. We're not piling on. We're all talking about it. I know, but Eddie brought up the money and now I'm thinking about, man, I need to go play the lottery today and maybe hit that money. Do you think hitting a lottery would actually make you happy?
Starting point is 00:50:09 Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. You think so, Amy? I think so. I think so. I think he would find something to complain about. But what's the lottery, like what's the winning level that would make you happy? Because if you hit $25,000.
Starting point is 00:50:22 I mean, that's cool. but it's not happy. Okay, what's happy then? Oh, man. It has to be a few million. It has to be. Like, it has to be retirement level money. Like, so I don't...
Starting point is 00:50:35 If you hit for one million, you wouldn't be happy. I'd be ecstatic, but not, like, satisfied. Like, it wouldn't be like, oh my gosh, that's what I need. If it could send me into retirement, like the stratosphere, like, I could just be like, boom, done with anything. No day to days. Don't have to worry about a clock. That would make me happy.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Dude, not to worry about a clock would be awesome. Yeah, really will. I'm terrible. Like, I've had some weekends recently where, because I'm wife's pregnant, I'm not going anywhere, just being there, I don't have any plan. That's torture for me. Really? I hate it.
Starting point is 00:51:06 I can't, I can't just sit around. Oh, because you can't say yes to work commitments? No, just because I have no plan. There's no plan. Oh, that's the best. I hate not having no. For work. No, just of anything.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I'm like going anywhere. I'm not doing anything. I'm just sitting at the house with no. That's so weird. I would think you would be like, you don't want. You don't want to have to have plans. Like social. No, but it's not even not social.
Starting point is 00:51:28 There's just nothing. I wake up, I have nothing on the schedule to do at all at any point in the day. And that is beautiful. All I'm doing is waiting until the sun goes down to go to bed. Yes. That's what it feels like. How cool, though, like when you're hungry, you eat? I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:51:41 I like to be on a schedule. I'm eating to be on a schedule. I need to eat by at the latest 10 a.m. Or that counts as lunch. Well, you could put your food down on the schedule if that would help you feel better. I'm just saying it's so rare that it happens. So the last couple of weekends, when I've done nothing, I just wake up and I'm like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. Well, I know.
Starting point is 00:51:59 So be like, go for a walk. You know? I know that. I hate walks. That's making a schedule. Yeah, but I hate walks. I could do that. It sounds like he wants a schedule, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:52:07 I know, I know. I'm not even allowed to put anything in the schedule. I hate walks. I hate walks. The beach. Oh, my gosh, man. I start to be like lunchbox. I know.
Starting point is 00:52:19 I hate the segment. I hate everything. The last one on the list is hearing I love you for the first time. A life-shifting, emotional moment when both hearts align in vulnerability. Can I say, Eddie, that's kind of like yours doing it? I think it's the first time.
Starting point is 00:52:33 I think it's the same category. Yeah, I think those just kind of shake hands. We made the list. Those are the top 10 human experiences. All right, that's going to do it for us. We are going on a cruise. So we will be doing the show next week.
Starting point is 00:52:48 I think, I'm pretty sure. They've promised us that we have a connection. They've swore to us, we have a connection. We'll mostly be on the water. But I believe that we will be doing a show next week. So thank you guys for being here all this week. We will see you next week. Anybody that's coming on on the cruise with us,
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