The Bobby Bones Show - Friday Post Show (04-16-21)

Episode Date: April 16, 2021

Bobby on doing the show from a bedroom in Los Angeles and not having to travel for a month. Bobby talks about a gambling site that has adjust its line on confirming existence in 2021. Bobby connects it to uncontacted tribes and how that could actually be us. Bobby also shares a story about a guy who proposed with 5 rings and how Eddie is wearing fingernail polish all next week. We also get an update on Mike D’s wedding and what he’s most nervous about. Raymundo also thinks a country artist wrote a song about him… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Topshelfcountrycruise.com. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You know, I spent the last few days doing the show. for the most part from California, and we had set up in the bedroom. I talked about this on the air.

And you can see it, and you can just see my genuine just not caring what I was wearing. Like, I walk down in a cutoff shirt, and I'm looking at some of the clips on Instagram. I'm like, what was I thinking? You have mattresses behind you? Well, Mike had built like this makeshift little wall behind me

to keep the echo. First day, it was a little echoy. Sure. But we figured it out, but literally we mailed that whole studio to L.A. It's in a little box. You can do it from a little mailing kit. That's crazy, isn't it?

Soon. In the next two years, we'll be able to do it for our phones. Whoa. You plug a mic in, I bet you it's all good enough to just do it from your phone. We're doing a bit and like, Buns, are you in the toilet? No, I'm not. Gush.

So, love being back in the studio. I do not think I'm traveling anymore until the end of May for the family of Idol, which I haven't not traveled since June of last year. So I'm pretty excited just to be able to be here all the time. This is still my favorite thing to do, of everything that I do. Any sort of TV show that I've been able to do recently. If you're new to this show, know as well that this stuff, this stuff hasn't been happening forever.

I'm not somebody who's been... Like, I've been a radio guy who's found little ways to get in TV and then expand inside of that. So I've always used this as a platform. But just to be back and to be able to be here and, like, put the roots back down. Pretty good for me.

Also kind of mentally relaxing. A couple stories I wanted to mention here. A gambling site has adjusted its line, which is the odds, I'm betting, on whether or not we'll discover aliens this year. What? The line moved. So. And Vegas knows all.

So before this, before you read it, I'm sure it was like, oh my gosh. You can put $1 to win a million or something because it's never going to happen, right? I don't know that it was a million. But something ridiculous like that. They're now, yes. I think it was like $5,000. And now what is it? Now they're giving 20 to one odds.

Dude, that is not, that's crazy. That will confirm their existence by the end of 2021. and 201 odds it will happen this month. Now, this is all because of the Pentagon speaking out about UFOs now and unclassifying some stuff. But that's a little nutty. Put a dollar on it? That's your thing.

But what do you put money on this? I don't want to bet it because I don't like it. It makes me uncomfortable. But I was thinking about this and certain people like, there's no way they're aliens. We'd have heard from them by now. One, maybe we have, but two, I was watching this story about these tribes in South America

that still have not ever been affected by the rest of civilization. Crazy. They've never been touched by outside man. They live in our earth, our world. No technology. White man has not gotten to them. They do not even know that we exist, except for maybe a couple of them that know,

but they don't know. Is that possible? Really? It is possible, and it is happening. Just a sidebar on that, I was reading a story about a missionary. He was like, I'm going to go and teach them the Word of God. And the people at church are like, don't do that.

They're going to kill you. They're going to kill you. Yes. They're like, why would, like they have their God. He's like, no, I really need to make sure. They're like, you will die. And he got in a boat and went over and they killed him. Wait a minute.

True story? I think I just saw a movie on this. Like an Amazon movie back in, this is like a British explorer back in the maybe 30s, 1930s. No, no, this is like the last five years. Oh, okay. Okay, weird. But this obviously has been happening forever. But anyway, my point with this whole alien thing is,

What if we're one of those tribes and we have no idea? If they can exist and be tribal and not know they haven't been touched by outside man, how do we know Earth isn't one of those? It just hasn't been touched by outside. We don't know. It's happening on a smaller scale on our planet. Why do we not think our planet is that in the multiple galaxies? No, I agree.

Have you ever looked up in the sky in a clear night? Like, it goes very, very far, and there's no way we can... What are you talking about? What are you, Mr. Galileo, dude? No, look up. It goes a far way up there, man. Listen, I can only see so far down a road, too. Stop it, guys.

Like, really? You look up, it's like, this is never ending. There's got to be things up there. I don't know what's up there. I'm not fighting for it or against it. I'm fighting for people to say there's no chance. Because there are people even on our earth who has no idea, they have no idea that we exist. And they would probably say there's no such thing.

thing if you ask them because they've never been exposed to it. Here's another thing. Oh, boy. Is this when you look at the sky at night and see them? I listen. I put my ear up. And there's a lot of noises out there. If they come to us and they're here among us, like they are just way more superior than us. We can't even get to, what's the Jupiter?

TCBY. We can't. The furthest we can get is Mars. You know, like, and they got to us. They're going to be amazing. Like they're going to be way smarter than us. Well, they could enslave us. They could kill us.

They could be great to us. Who knows? They could bring us technology to cure. They're going to laugh at our airplane. You have a Tesla. Electric car. Look at you guys. They definitely would be more advanced than us.

But my fight with people who go, there's no chance, has always been. We're basing our beliefs on other things based on what we were able to see with our own eyes. For example, we think an alien would be our size, three foot, five foot, seven foot. they could come and be a thousand feet tall or they could be microscopic. Like they could be on our planet now we can't see them. But why do we think they have to be our size?

That's because we're so egocentric and what we are. It's all about us. I do think about this a lot. You guys think about weird stuff, man. Well, I mean, but thinking about the Vegas odds, though, that's what this whole story is about. Like, the Vegas odds changed dramatically.

That to me is scary. Vegas knows all. Weird. I'll leave it there. But I was thinking we could, be that tribe. Earth could be the tribe that doesn't. Like other people may know we're here, but they're like, don't go affect them.

Like, they're fine. Like that we're not. Not fine. Morgan, that sent a story about a restaurant offering years of free burgers to customers who get tattoos. And as you pull that up, I was thinking about that. I don't, I used

to go, how stupid would that be? But do you know how easy just to cover up a tattoo with something else? Morgan, do you have that story? Yeah, I'm pulling it up. I'm going, they're all my emails. And I have, you can just give her this mic. And I have one, two, three, six, five, six tattoos? That's crazy.

And I'm not tattoo guy. But what's funny is Eddie and I, maybe it wasn't Eddie. Maybe it was you and I. We're playing golf once and the guy's like, you're like, hey, there's a guy here. He's like the tattooed guy. Oh, yeah, that's right. I was there. And I was like, that's the first time I've ever been called the tattooed guy.

Read the story, Morgan. Okay, so it's the California-based restaurant chain Farmer Boys, and they partnered with a tattoo shop. in West Hollywood, California to basically offer two inch by two inch designs of their like hamburgers or like, I love farmer boys,

hamburgers to get tattooed on yourself and then everybody who gets this tattoo and shows it could possibly win a year of free burgers from that. Oh, possibly win. Oh, possibly. Only a year?

Well, first of all, possibly it ain't happening, right? You should get a free burger let's say three a week for a year. I thought you were going to just say one. Like, no, it's not worth a one free burger. Three a week for a year every day. You have to show it every time.

And the thing is it's so small, you could have it over-tattooed. Yeah, two-by-two. That's not very big. Yeah. It's hopefully it is. I didn't mean to offend you, Bobby. But I don't know that I would hate that tattoo. It says, choose your farmer's boy, ink. And it's a little hamburger's farmer boy, two-by-two.

No problem. It's cute tattoo? Not bad? Not bad? Not bad? Pray for a year and then get rid of it after a year. Another story is this guy took five rings to a proposal when he proposed to his girl. Whoa.

Was it like just to choose? Like you choose which one you like or what happened? Yes. That's exactly the story. When I say that headline, how do you feel about that? I mean, first it was like, what do you have five rings for? But then it makes sense. Like he was having trouble figuring out which one she would like, so here's five.

Are you going that's a baller move? Yeah, I think that's pretty cool. Not a lot of people can do that. I mean, he's going to return four of them, right? No, you don't return rings. Yes, he do. You do, well, we have a clip for this too, Ray, coming at you in a second. A man recently proposed to his girlfriend, but instead of presenting her with just one engagement ring,

he gave her five to choose from. On Instagram, he posted a picture down on a knee, holding a display with five rings, diamonds of various cuts and setting. Oh, setting, excuse me. In the clip, which we'll play here, King had explained how Hunt had proposed with five rings and even brought a diamond tester to the engagement. Dang. That's pretty cool.

But the four, she's not going to keep. Right. But the one she is. But that's nerve-wracking to propose. I had to somewhat guess what Caitlin liked. Because I went and I knew some stuff by listening and asking questions and other people around her have been engaged. And I've been like, oh, what do you think about even that one?

I was keeping up. But then I picked it all out, had it all set. Then I took Amy with me before I made the actual purchase. And Amy was like, yeah, that's good. But it's a nerve-wracking thing because I didn't want her to know I was going to get a ring. Here we go. It's a little hard to hear because of the wind, but they're on top of a building next to a helicopter. Here's a clip of the proposal when it gets down on one knee with all five rings. Go ahead. Absolutely.

Is it a movie trailer? Dramatic sounds like there. Five rings, baller, or too much? I mean, it's baller. I mean, if you got the money to do that, that's baller. That's showing her look, girl. Don't worry, I got you. But also, I think it's kind of stupid. Like, you pick what she likes, and if she doesn't like it, she can kick rocks. That's not true. That's how I feel.

Machine Gun Kelly is creating a unisex nail polish brand. There we go. Eddie's wearing nail polish next week on the show. Yes, I am. Every day. We're just going to see how it goes. It's five days, right? And then I get the nail polish remover and take it off.

But if I like it, if I like it, it's staying forever. We'll bring it up here on the show. But I'm curious if people out and about comment on it. Yeah. Like just people, like maybe the person at the grocery store, like, ooh, cool fingernails, man. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Or if they look and don't comment, which means they're weirded out by you, a middle-aged dad, wearing nail polish.

You know I'm going to be like waving at people more like throwing up the piece like, hey, see you guys. Hey, we'll see you guys later. Look at my fingernails. You know I'm going to be doing that. Your kids are already embarrassed. They are, yes. But they're embarrassed by everything I do. And are you painting both hands?

Yeah. Or just one hand? No, both hands. Oh, you are. Wow. All ten. That's going hard. Ten fingers.

Okay. Announcers go crazy when an 18-year-old picks up a 7-10 split. In bowling, it is the hardest shot. It was on TV. Oh, that's where the pins are opposite to each other. And I saw the shot. He throws it and he goes to the far right one. Hits it so hard, it slams into the back,

and then comes back up and hits the other one. That's awesome. It's apparently the most difficult shot. Here we go. The 7-10 only been made on television three times in the history of professional bowling on TV. Come on, kid, do it. Oh, you're a assassin.

Just in, you bet. Oh, man. Feels like Ginger from the Cherry Palace is coming out, too, with that music playing in the background. Did you see that, Randy? It's awesome. 30 years since another person had done it on TV. That's unbelievable to me.

Well, there's probably also not a lot of bowling on TV. Yeah, that's true. Saturday mornings? It was on ABC like for years. It was. Yeah, Saturday mornings, you see the two nerdy guys like. Well, sometimes on ESPN when NFL comes on, they just completely counterprogrammed with bowling.

Because they can't put on football. Right. Just put them bowling. No one's going to watch anyway. The thing we teased on the show show was talking about Mike D. getting married, which we didn't say this on the air because we were kind of having to get to break

but lunchbox you got the invitation and what did you think to yourself? I was like holy crap, it's real. Like I didn't, for the longest time I didn't think Mike D was really getting married. Why not? I just thought it was kind of like, oh, you know what I mean, a ruse, he was kind of pulled one over on us

but I guess it's real. It's really happening. Mike D is getting married, so. Why did you not think he would be getting married? What was the ruse? I just thought Mike D wanted us to think, Hey, man, me and this girl are in love. We're getting married, so he wanted to fit in.

And I think... What's he talking about? Listen, guys, you just never know with people. You always have to... And once I got the invitation, I was like, oh, okay, well, he wasn't joking. Why do you think, do you not think that... Do you know her at all? No, I don't know her at all.

I've met her like four times in my life. Okay, that's a significant amount of times. Four. Four is a lot? Enough to be like, yeah, I know her. There are people I've met way less than four. I feel like I know. Oh, well, I mean, I don't, I mean, I didn't know where she's, I mean, I just know that they met

online and. Did you meet online? Yeah. Bumble. And then she moved here and I was like, okay, is this real? Are they just roommates? Are they just chilling? But now you believe it.

Now I believe it. Mike D's really getting married. So congrats, Mike D. Thank you. Are you nervous? Yeah, I'm nervous. About what? Just the whole day, process of it.

Everything going right. Other than that, I'm good. Other than that, because the whole day. Other than all the details, I'm fine. Other than everything, I feel pretty good. What are you most nervous about? The wedding or the marriage? No, the wedding, yeah.

What can go wrong, though? I don't know. Having my family, around her family, you guys there. Stressful. Family is stressful. Just because, you know, especially when you have like two different, like, my wife's white, mine's like very Hispanic, very culture-driven. And I was like, man, what's this going to be like?

Having these two cultures mixed together at my party. at our celebration and like, oh, are they going to like each other? They're going to fight. They're going to make fun of each other. Who knows? Yeah, and I haven't met yet, so that's going to be interesting. That is interesting.

I thought they'd already met. No, not yet. Your parents haven't ever been around? No. That's crazy. I guess you've met her parents. Yeah. And she's met your parents? Yep. But they haven't met each other.

Nope. See, that is another reason why you thought you were being pumped. Huh. The family thing, I guess, for Caitlin and I isn't much because I don't have a lot of family. I've got a couple cousins that are coming. Obviously, Arkansas Keith, like an uncle, but I don't have a lot of family, so I don't worry about that. I've never had a lot of family. I don't have a lot of family that I'm really close to.

My sister and I are close again after basically being estranged for many years, but I don't have a lot of family that I'm worried about that with. And also, we're from the same place. She's from eastern Oklahoma, and I'm from like central west Arkansas. Yeah, not much different. It's The culture's the same. Our thing, we're betting on which side of the family is going to have more camo at wedding day. That was what we're talking about. Like, who do you think is going to show up in more camo? So I guess we're very similar in that way.

So you're good there. Yeah, we should be good. But, yeah, Arkansas Keith hasn't met any of her family. So, but I don't, I guess I don't worry about that. Keith loves everybody. Keith's awesome. Is he still texting? Yeah, not as much.

He's texting me a lot of baseball stuff. I'm not watching any college baseball, but I keep up the day with Arkansas is doing pretty good. We're number one in the country. Yeah, man. He texts me. He's like, man, those hogs baseball looks really good. Are you sure he's not meaning to text me? I don't know, because sometimes I'm with you, and he texted the same thing.

Like, is he coffee and pasting to both of us? I don't think he knows out of coffee and paste. I don't. What could go wrong at the wedding? Something that I did, like, Mariachi doesn't show up, the DJ doesn't show up. You hired a Mariahian. Yeah, and that would be on me. The only thing, and I was telling Eddie this, that I would worry about at our wedding, without dropping any names here.

Sure. sure is like my family and i don't know if kateland's worrying about this at all with hers but like wanted to take pictures with people at the wedding oh is that a no-no i don't think we're going to have cell phones at the wedding really no cell i don't think so i'm not sure yet we were recommended because of that no for a couple reasons but there may be i don't know i'm not sure i'm not sure we're kind of going back and forth on it. But it was people asking people for pictures. Of course. Or just bothering

celebrities. Well, I didn't say celebrities. Okay. It could be you guys. I mean, we are celebrities. Okay, bothering lunchbox. Yeah, I mean, what are people wanting pictures the whole time? I'm like, dude, Bobby and Kayla are getting married. Leave me alone. Just face the front. Face the front. Turn around. Face the front. Yeah. I think

mostly it would be at the reception more than anything. What do you think? Well, I mean, I try to like kind of relate to it with Ray's wedding. You know, I mean, the goat was in Ray's wedding. Garth was there. Did anybody ask for pictures with Garth? I don't think so.

I mean, he just went to the wedding and it was such a, it was a magical. Oh, he wasn't at the reception. No. That's where I'd worry about it. Didn't care say hi to him, though? He did, but I mean, that's different than a picture. Way different. I mean, my dad pretty much had to.

It was like, hey, thanks for letting us get married my son on your property. Yeah. I mean, the most exclusive thing ever. Thank you. That's pretty cool. And I went up, when Garth was looking, I went to his house. You went through the kitchen and everything. Hey man, this posse pants are freaking awesome.

They got g-in'all. I couldn't believe it. Speaking, can I talk about the song that you think was written about you? Yeah, absolutely. Can I talk about the connection? You can say whatever you want on, man. Well, I only asked that because I know it got a little dicey during the wedding.

We were talking about Ray's going to be at Garth place. That Bay was like, oh, let's not talk about the guard thing so much because it became the central storyline of Ray's wedding. Sure, sure. But Ray's friend is, Ali Colleen, Bay and Ray's friend. She's an artist. She's also Garth's daughter. She's been on the show before playing. And she wrote a song, but you think it's about you? Absolutely. I have it. You

guys can listen and form your own beliefs about it. Is it a love song about you? I mean, I think it's talking about just dragging things out and not getting married. Oh, it's not her saying she's in love with you. No. Okay. All right, let me hear the song. The hourglass is corrupt and leaking sand. But now I'd have a ring on my hands. Six years right down the drain We're still doing the same damn thing Tell me should I leave us for so long, so long So the song is about what?

It's called playing house And I mean, she's friends with my wife And we are hashtag at our wedding was six years later And that line says for six years We were just playing house Oh wow So I mean I almost need to say Was that about me and Beezer

do you think it was if you were betting on it? Yes. But what is the odds that she chose the six years thing when it was such a known thing? It was always a joke, even with our friends, not even only on the show, people are like, you guys been dating six years, man? What are you all playing house?

And the song's called Playing House. A line is six years playing the same thing. What does Bay think about it? She thinks it's the one that heard it first and she goes, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I think this song is about us. Will you ask her? Yeah, definitely.

I think it's a funny thing. Let us know. All right. How's the cameos coming? Money. We're behind. We're definitely behind. People got in really good at $25, so they got that good deal. But yeah, they're backed up. Now I see why people charge $700, so they only have to do a couple a month. At $25, I mean, people are pumping them in there. And I mean, ends up being a block of about an hour that we have to book out, really put our effort into it. Otherwise, I feel like I'm selling these people. I'm not giving them what they're. they paid for. How much money do you think you made now? I mean, it might be close to a K.

$1,000? Yeah. At $25 bucks a pop? Yeah. That's good. Your rating is down to 4.7. Because there were some issues. There's definitely on my part. Yeah. I didn't understand exactly how to read the description at first, so I was saying some of the stuff incorrectly. I think those people can alter those things once we redo their videos. There's some videos we got to remake. Oh, you have a zero stars one. But they wrote awesome job, Pimp. Thanks so much for doing this for my wife. She absolutely loved it.

And they put zero stars. I think it's a mess up by them. Right. I reached out to that guy and I said, hey, can you please contact Cameo? We need to bump that up to either four or five stars because it's hurting our overall rating. I'm in discussions with that guy. He hit the wrong button. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here's one, three stars. I wanted to show this story after I proposed in May and requested a comment about our engagement. Any chance for a redo? Yeah, I messed up on that. I didn't know it was necessarily congratulating them on the engagement. it was very difficult to understand the paragraph if he wrote. Okay.

It looks like you got just a couple holding you down. Right. I mean, I think four whatever out of five is amazing. That means that we're doing whatever, whatever Camio wants us to do. I do see now that you are doing more from the studio. Because what I realized is people think it's cool and boom, I show that graphic. Or I'll say, hey, here's the studio before Bones gets here. Oh crap, Bones is coming in.

Got to go, got to go. They enjoy seeing the cool stuff that have to do with the show. show. I have the cameo from the show. I mean. No, no, no, I agree. I thought you should. If you wanted to, shoot it in there. Yeah, I mean, nobody's getting a cameo from Raymond Slater. They're getting them from Sisson and Ramundo. So, let's be real. I mean, it's because I'm associated with the difference. Yeah. I'm Sisson and Ramanandoando on the show. When I'm at home, I'm Raymond Slater. Who's Raymond Slater? What's he like? He wears glasses. I don't know Raymond Slater. I don't either. He watches the news. I play board games with my wife. Oh, he's not chugging seltzers?

No. I've hung out briefly with Raymond Slater, but he turns into Sissonremundo, and we're not even at a show. That's the thing, yeah. I'm going to be real with you. I might like Raymond Slater a little bit. Hey, your delivery time has gone up, too. It used to be within six hours. Now it says 24-hour delivery available. Ah, you know, we're busy. Who knows? Do you think you'll have to raise it from 30 bucks? No, I believe that's our cap.

because I don't think I'm worth more than $50 up into that. That ends up being somebody's worked an entire day to pay for one cameo. I like to think of it as instead of going out for lunch, get a cameo from Ray and Bay. Hit us up, Cameo. Instead of eating. Let's see here. Here's who's on cameo right now.

Let's see. Matt Stell, country music singer. I think he's donating all his money. How much is he charging? I don't know. Click it over. Let's see. Stoke to be on Camille. Cameo raising money for the Arkansas Fund. Send me a shout-out request. Let's do that. Yeah, I thought he was.

Due to copyright issues, Matt isn't able to play music for cameos. Oh. 100 bucks. Do you think you're more famous than Matt still? Yes. And he's charging 100? Maybe their labels told him, hey, pump them up there so that we can, I don't know. That seems like a label thing. What's his face? Jordan Davis was at 100.

Carly Pierce is only $45. Wow. See, that's in my range. I'm surprised she's on, honestly. Because I think she's getting to that level now where she doesn't need to be on. But secondly, she's charging way too less. That's a deal. Way too little, Carly Pierce.

Like, get up there to $100. Well, and the artist, that sucks that Matt still can't play his music. I think that's the reason people go for the artist. Hey, will you sing this song to me? I remember Carly Pierce saying that's what she did. She would just do over and over sing a certain song on Cameo. I'm looking at some more here. Type in, um...

Did you type in country music? Keep scrolling. No, scroll sideways. Yeah, here we go. Randy Travis, T. Graham Brown, Arlo Guthrie, folk legend, hates Carl, country music. Okay, here we go. Scroll down on more. Toby. No, that's it. Oh, there's somebody as, an impressionist as Toby Keith. That's funny. So you don't get real Toby, but you get an impression. You get Bobie. Tenil Towns is doing a charity one. Lingen Rhimes doing a charity one. who is Jess

Moscaluke don't know she's charging 30 bucks charging what Ray's charging charging all right let me see a couple more

we'll end this let's see keep scrolling Dana Carter okay that'd be a good one that'd be a real good one strawberry wine let's see what she charges

oh a lot 175. Yeah. Wow. That's a good one though. That's a strong one. Keep scrolling, Mike.

Low cash. Let's see what they're doing. You get both of them? I don't know. They don't live the same city anymore. Let's see. $100 bucks. I mean, maybe they do it on there together.

Ray, I mean, listen, I still think you should go to like $40. All right. And also this weekend, we're going to be poolside, chugging seltzers. So this weekend only exclusive on cameo. Ray and Bay. Hey, Travis Denning. See what he's charging. I pay him a nickel.

$40. $40. Do you think you're more famous to Travis Denning? Yeah, but like I said, they have the ability to play the music on the cameo, which ends up being, hey, that's well worth it. All right. All right, that's it. Because after a few drinks, it's always the same thing.

There's so many that keep popping up here. Keep scrolling. But who are like the A-lister's on there? Not on there? Lee Greenwood. How much do you think Lee Greenwood? would God bless the USA charges. Yeah, $150.

$2.75. Oh, it's a lot of money. He better sing a little clip of God best you out of $275. He sings another song? There better be some blessings happening. He was like, here's a new song I wrote instead. Hey, Brandon Ray's on there. Really?

Yeah, I should. What does he charge? I should buy one from him. Brandon Ray, $25 bucks. That's a good one. It's a good one. He'll sing anything. You know what would be hilarious is if we mounted a small campaign for people to start buying

them from Brandon Ray, and he has no idea they're coming in. He's like, guys, I don't know what's happening. Like, something must have hit. In some country, I'm really famous now. All right, that's it. That's our little TikTok discussion. Oh, no. No, cameo.

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