The Bobby Bones Show - Friday Post Show (05-14-21)

Episode Date: May 14, 2021

Bobby on Adam Sandler returning to the IHOP he got turned away from and a new way being developed where we can text with our brain. There’s also a new Pickle hard seltzer. Bobby and Eddie talk about how they went golfing yesterday and getting a phone call from an Arkansas State Senator’s office. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Some people on the B-Team Facebook page were asking for the rapper intro. Oh, what's his name? From Florida. Yeah, Icy Flow. No, I see did the... Well, we'll play it a minute. We'll play in a minute.

Yeah. Let's see here. Adam Sandler returned to IHop in Long Island. Surprise that hostess who turned him away. The thing is she didn't know was Adam Sandler. She was just doing her job. She didn't turn anyone away. She actually just told them how long the weight was going to be.

So he went back to that place. They're also doing something at IHop now. It's like, oh, you can drink milkshakes, because that's the joke he made after that. But I thought it was pretty funny that he went back. Yeah. I mean, that turned quite viral. Yeah.

That clip. And you know, she had to go to the security camera. I wonder who caught it, though, later. I don't know. Maybe somebody there was working there was like, hey, was that Adam Sandler? Yeah, any chance that was, any chance that was the Sandman? And then they go look at it and they're like, oh, my goodness. It was him.

Was it the Sandman? So he went back. I saw that yesterday. I saw that there is now a microchip that they can insert into your brain. that they have done this with some folks who have been paralyzed and can't move their arms, can't type. But in an experiment, they put this microchip into someone's brain, and they can think and it will write out the text. Wow.

Crazy. That's great. To us now, 20 years, probably all got it. I mean, that's a major breakthrough. If you can put something in your brain to actually make your body or something else move. and so a group called BrainGate has developed technology that allows someone to type on a screen just by thinking about the words they want to type. So it's controlling a computer with your mind.

The test subject they used had two tiny square brain implants inserted in their head. It's a 65-year-old paralyzed man. He was able to type on the screen at about the same speed a person can type on a smartphone. About 90 characters a minute with a 94.1% accuracy, which is more than twice the old speed record for typing with your mind, which I didn't know there was an old speed record. But it's really cool. And you hope that it will help a lot of physically impaired people communicate

and use the internet, which they cannot do. It's not yet ready for widespread use. They're going to do a lot more trials on it, but that would be pretty cool. Yeah, I think there needs to be some buffer between, because a lot of times we think things in our head that we don't say out loud. But if it's just reading your mind and typing, can you be like, delete, delete, delete, delete. Delete. Yeah.

Delete. Delian. Interesting. Because other thoughts come into your head and it's just going to start typing them. That could be trouble. Like, that girl is hot. Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said that out loud. I'm sure that's factoring in here. By the that was wild.

Pretty cool, though. But I'm sure a lot of the stuff like you can chat with someone from a box in your house, the internet, was the same thing to people, if you told that to me in the 60s. We have this debate in our house right now on my daughter and her typing speed and like how she types and if she even needs to type and she says well mom i can just tell my computer what to look up and it looks it up she doesn't have to type in which is true like kids they can talk and then it types it for them so then does she really need to know how to type it's almost like i don't know it's next level of do i need to know how to type on a typewriter then to a computer

then to a phone any type on the phone none of that it's all just continue because i'm i want her to be able to type well, but then am I being ridiculous? It's like handwriting. What? Do I even know how to write? Do we even know how to chisel onto a rock? A rock tablet. Yeah. Pickle, hard, seltzer is a thing now. I used to be a hater of pickle-flavored things. I like pickle. But I'd be like,

why would they even make pickled-flavored snow cones? And then I had one, and I was like, oh, it's amazing. The Piccadilly. Delicious. And so usually when they make something pickle-flavored, pickled sunflower seeds. My favorite. They're fantastic. And I like pickles just fine.

Fantastic. They are fantastic. They're so good. Eddie and they were playing golf yesterday and he's like, I forgot the pickled sunflower seeds. Because I bought like three packs the other day. And so there's a hard seltzer. It's called afternoon dill light.

Dill light hard pickle seltzer. Right, what do you think about that? Yeah, I'm looking at the can right now. I mean, it's 12 ounces. Pretty attractive can. You can still shotgun and suck it down real quick. I think it'll be good. But the pickle,

flavor. What you think about that? That's the thing. I hate pickles, but there's a shot called Pickleback, and it has pickles, and I think whiskey in it, and it tastes dang good. So I bet this will be equally as good.

Eddie and I were playing golf yesterday, and it was just us, too, and somebody random they put with us, and I didn't know him. And then he goes, hey, I know that guy. And I was like, yeah, so he played golf with us, and it was Eddie's son's baseball coach, randomly. Oh, small world.

Yeah, one of the coaches. You'd think it'd be a fun trip, but I had to listen to them talk about the gossip of the seven-year-old for four hours. It's all they talked about. Can you believe little Trent? Boy, he's really got that new bat, and he's really playing great.

I wonder, it was, it's all, I just got on my phone. I never get on my phone. Yeah, I mean, that's what you do when you're dad, man? What do we have in common? Our two kids play baseball. So the whole time we're talking about like, I was frozen out.

Do you see Jimmy hit the other day? I mean, gosh, how good is that? The only problem is they're not really understanding. They've got to throw a second when that runner's run in the middle. And Bobby's like, oh my gosh, are we playing golf or what are we doing? Yeah, well, maybe you should, could you find a balance? No, yeah. Bobby was who you were golfing with.

You just happened to run into that other guy. Do you want to know why he got upset? Because there was this one shot that Bobby had was awesome. And we were in the middle, me and the coach were in the middle of conversation. Their backs were to me. And no one saw the shot. I was in the shot. I was in the tie.

And I was like, hello? And they were like, yeah, anyway, so Trent, right? He had a double with two. He said, what's happening? They're like, yeah, Phillips' dad. What a character, huh? Like, guys, we're playing golf here. Amy, and then he goes,

nothing, guys, no good shot. No one's going to say that I hit a good shot. Was it this guy? This guy never met you before. He's like, oh, that's fun. Well, no, we'd never met each other, but he was an Olympic athlete. Oh, he's cool, dude.

Oh, we'll see? And I was like trying to, what does that have to do with anything? No, and I would be like, y'all just weren't very inclusive to him, it sounds like, because what is he supposed to talk about with y'all? He doesn't have a kid that plays baseball right now.

Well, he would kind of jump into the conversation. Well, when I played Little League, No, not true. Not one time did I do that. Secondly, Eddie's a liar. Secondly, I brought up some stuff. I was like, hey, when you were playing, because he's from Indiana, I swam at Auburn. And I was like, so what was the Olympics?

And he'd be like, well, you know, we will. And it was like, so anyway, Craig, right? And I'm like, we're talking about the Olympics here. I'm like, come on. That was 20 years ago, guys. Let's talk about what happened yesterday. Craig's home run was really good. It's a weird day, though, because Eddie and I are on like the 14th hole, and I see my phone ringing.

And I'm like, who is calling me from northwest Arkansas at 3 p.m. I thought it may have been somebody from maybe the University of Arkansas. So I flip it on, I answer it, and I hit Speaker, and who was called? Al-Ed Eddie told, because what he was heard was what happened. I mean, it was some girl that works at a very high political office. You can say what it is. It's the assistant to a. Senator.

A senator. A senator. A certain state. From Arkansas. Yeah. I wonder what state. Well, it could be any state. It's a U.S. senator from.

Arkansas. I was like Eddie, listen to that. Okay, so what did, what did she say? They were like, uh, Senator so-and-so would like to have a conversation with you. And I was like... Like now? Or, first of all, to make an appointment. I think people have some weird misconception that I don't answer my own phone. That's true. That's what she said. She said, I can't believe I'm talking to you.

I'm shocked that you answered your phone. What are you talking about? Well, maybe she thought whatever number you had was like a... I don't know how they got my number. And she was like, they would like, uh, Senator so-and-so would like to talk to you. Did you ask? How'd you get my number? No, because... I know.

I was elbow and Eddie in the ribs going, look, a senator's calling me, asking me something. And she was like, he'd like to talk to you about, you know, politics. So did you talk to him? No, because I was playing golf. I was trying to have a day with my friend, Eddie. We were supposed to have no work talk, this whole thing. But then I, we set up, we have a call in like a week. Do you know why?

What he wants to talk about? She didn't give you heads up so you could prepare? No, not really. And I was like, well, as long as this isn't going to be used for some sort of, you know, political use by that person acting like we're friends. It's off the record. It's not, there's no endorsement whatsoever from me to anybody at all until I go, hey, this is my thing. But yeah, I'll have a conversation. I'll have a conversation with anybody.

I don't care what part of you're from. Let's go. Let's talk about it. But that happened while on the golf course. And then five seconds later, I was like, wow, Senator just called me yet. He goes, yeah, so anyway, right. Can you believe he's eight? Like, he's for sure cheating in the league

I mean, I started thinking too Like, what world are we living in? Like, I remember the days when Bobby and I would play golf And the only person that called was like our friend Cruz Like, hey, can I come over tonight? Like, it was never a senator or something like that And like, man, this is crazy. Bobby, we're just trying to play golf

And a senator's calling Bobby. They say be aware of businesses when they're hiring or using Snapchat and Instagram to hire employees. I know that I decided to hire somebody for a non-show position. I searched every single social media platform to find everything they'd ever put because I was just like, let me see Twitter.

You start understanding who people are. Let me see Instagram, yeah. And let's also see what you're putting out there too. It's not just who you are, it's also what you're putting out there. Much like political beliefs, you should have your political beliefs. But when you're getting crazy about them and you're being hateful about them, that's not someone that I want to be with,

regardless of what side you're on. And so, but they're like, hey, everybody, be aware If you're applying for a job, they're looking at all your socials. At this point, I thought that would just be everyone would understand that, but I guess people don't understand that. I don't think some people think that through. And you may need to go back. You may need to, like, go back a couple years.

And be like, because you, we all evolve and mature and grow, and who knows what you posted at some point. And I don't think there's anything wrong with, you know, cleaning things up a little bit. A scientist reveals the most painful insect bites. Noceums. Scorpions. Have you been bitten?

Yes. You've been bitten by a NOSEM. Two times. At number 10's the Bulldog Ant. At number nine's the giant ant. At number eight's the large tropical black ant. Oh, ants. Okay, so ants.

Ants rock. The yellow jackets at seven. Yeah. I've been popped by a few of those. I don't know about that. I've been bitten by ants. I don't know which ants at ant. Yeah, I think they're all the same.

That's what I thought. Western Honeybee at six. A trapjaw ant at five. A Maricopa Harvard. They're just her ant at four. Warrior wasp, a hawk wasp, and the number one's a bullet ant. Oh, so basically ants and wasps. So basically ants hurt, but Mike did some research.

He can get us a bullet ant. No, and you're going to make us sit here and bite us? Why not? No. We'll spend the wheel, though. We'll spend the wheel. How do you make an ant bite you? You just put it on your arm and it's just like, you yell at it.

No. You yell at it. You're my uncle. Oh, yeah? I don't even like the thought of this right now. I think I love it. Okay. put me on the wheel

I'm in okay yeah I mean why not if it's gonna make good like you know well the bullet ant kill somebody no a death

has never been reported yet that's great stop it Amy I do not want to get bit so here's the only hang up is he looked up bullet ants how much did it cost

to get one sent here because we don't have them here right well just the price for it is $317 oh gosh where are they from Australia but they would mail us one for $317

I don't know how much they charge for shipping. They better say more than one. They would send us like an ant farm of these. Just one. Okay, but how do they can't, how can they guarantee it's going to arrive alive? Well, they know someone who in the same industry that's cats.

Yeah. Are you sure this is a certified? It's annery. We have to send our Deposit first. Well, there's 24 reviews, five stars. And why are people buying these ants? Some people collect them. Is this a big one?

Yeah, it's huge. Oh, it's a big ant. I can't have that on my body. No, no, no, no. I thought it was a little fire ant, like a little ant. Oh, now you don't want to do it? Lushbox, would you let this ant walk on your arm? Would you put, would you be on the wheel for this?

Yeah, I mean, if everybody's going to be on the wheel, I'll be on the wheel. I won't sit out. I'm not scared. That's kind of where I stand to. I mean, I wouldn't. Yeah, I mean, if everybody's going to be on the wheel, if it's a fair shot, then let's do it. We're going to spend some time researching it this weekend. I might make sure nobody has been close to dying.

Okay. I think you had to have an epipin just in case. Oh, my. I have an epipen. I don't know why, but... Maybe not. Hey, and after the bit, somebody has to keep the ant. Like, we can't just get rid of it.

No, we just kill it right away. No. I mean, I don't know why I feel for this aunt, but... Mike said you need an epipen to do a bit. We've never had a bit or we did his epipan stand by. All right. It is very expensive to die. Did you know that?

Yes. I was looking at the story, and I've had to, you know, deal with this myself a couple times. I know Amy and her dad just had to... deal with this too but the average cost is $19,000 all in with medical bills at the end with cremation, funeral, it's like $20,000. Or if you get a casket, depending on what kind. That's true. Legit question though, like if you don't have family or no one wants to do this, like bury you

or cremate you, like can you just get rid of your body? Like how does that work? I think the government cremates you. So that would be pretty cheap. I would think. Yes, but that's not the average. Right. Mike has created a list, though, of who he thinks would have the most expensive death.

Out of all of us? Yeah. So who is number one, Mike? Number one is lunchbox. Go ahead. He likes very lavish things. He wants a Lambo. So I imagine him having a very fancy casket and just like a bunch of things at his funeral.

So it would probably be the most expensive. Number two? Number two would be Amy. She's really into birds right now. So I figured she would have like dove releases and other kind of rare birds. Ooh, good idea. All of the bird friends would show up. They probably would.

We'd have to make room for all the birds. So that gets expensive. Go ahead. And then Eddie would be at number three because he has the most family. He has the most kids. So that's just a lot of people to feed at the funeral. Not just my kids, guys. I have like 40 cousins.

Lots of uncles and aunts. And? And then last I think would be Bobby. He doesn't really like the attention of birthday. So I think he would have a very minimalist funeral. And he probably just wanted his ashes spread at the Razorback Stadium. Wait, do you want cremation or Barry? Or like, cast it.

I don't give a crap. No, but I'm dead. You don't have this planned out? No. Huh. That's something people need to know. Yeah, man. You should know this.

You should. Because then we're all going to fight over. What do we do with him? Okay. I want Eddie to have my left arm. What? That'd be crazy. Keep it up there by my fireplace?

I don't care. Stuff it. I feel like putting a body in the ground is just a waste of space a little bit, I guess. Okay, so you want to be cremated. I don't, but then again, if I'm still alive and I'm like, I'm screaming from inside my body and I'm like, don't put me in the fire! You know?

That'd be terrible. But what if I'm buried alive and I'm like, let me out here? No, we'll make sure that. I'll put a cell phone in there. I'll put a phone in there. I did hit a golf ball into a house. Cemetery? Cemetery yesterday.

Oh, yes, you did. And then I played it from a grave. No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. All right. Let's see. I'm just marking off some stuff.

I'll do one more a little bit here. Have you ever been busted cheating or plagiarizing? Around the room, Eddie? Cheating or plagiarizing? Yeah. Like what do you mean? Like cards? Like, cheating at a card game?

Like, cheating. Like at school? Yeah, copying. I used to copy a lot in school. You get in trouble? Yeah, I would look at people's papers. I remember one, we were doing Scantrons, and I mean, it was pretty much, like, letter for letter on every test from the person next to me. I just didn't study.

I just didn't study. I did that a lot. Like Scantron cheating. Middle school. Yeah. A lot of middle school. A lot of middle school. Amy?

Yes, y'all caught me trying to look up stuff on the show the other day. Oh, yeah, I was like last, this week. I figured Lunchbox has done some massive cheating in this day. You, lunchbox? I've gotten caught cheating plenty of times. One time in high school, I had to go. The day after school ended and helped the teacher take down his classroom or else he was going to fail me because I got caught cheating on the final.

And then also in college, I had to write a paper my freshman year. And some girl had the same paper due, exact same assignment, do a week before me. she got hers back, I just took and wrote my name on it. Boom. Didn't get caught, though. You didn't? Wow. No. Separate professors. Oh. It was the same exact assignment.

It was like freshman economics or something. Wow. We had to write something about animal farm. And she had written it and got an A. So I really, she left it sitting on her desk. I took it out of her room, went home, typed it on my computer and just put my name on top. So she didn't even know. Oh, shout out, Christina. Hope you're doing well. Shout out.

Wow. She didn't make it into college. I don't understand. She got an A on the paper and I got an A on the paper. Same paper. Same exact paper didn't change a word. Animal Farm. Do you ever read Animal Farm?

Great. It's a book? All animals are equal. Some animals are just a little more equal. Oh. No? No, I never heard of that. No.

Did you cheat at all? I thought that was a game on Facebook. Animal Farmers. It was. It was Farmville. Just Farmville. Dang it. I guess Facebook wasn't even out when lunchbox was in college.

Well, I bring that up. Did you cheat? Nah, I probably had some help. He helped people cheat. Oh, yeah. All the way. The only time I ever needed help was French. I took French in high school and college.

I struggled. And so I would ask for help. Like, hey, I don't know what I'm doing here. Teacher didn't even look, didn't care. And I was like, what is this? And so they would help me. I guess that's cheating. Yeah, that's cheating.

But I would be like, hey, what is this answer here? Kind of just like that. But the teacher didn't care, so that's not really cheating. Yeah, I don't know. He knew I wasn't going to ever study. I went to the teacher and I was like, I'm never even going to France, bro. Yeah, I know. Most of the kids are.

Yeah, I was like, why? They have their wish list of all the French cities they wanted to be. And I was like, I'm just trying to get a French fry today after class. Like, I'm just, Spanish was full, so I took French in college and high school. And so I did get in trouble in French once, so we had a, we had a, we had a rest. record on a record player and it was some French lesson and before the teacher went in I went I went in and turned on like a DJ and started scratching the record and I was like it's really the only big trouble ever got into I turned it on and it would be like um come see come sa and that's like means okay and I was like come see fricka fricking frikasaw fricking fric and she walked in she's like get out of my class what yeah no

appreciation for the talent the talent or how funny it was yeah that's hilarious did the whole class laugh. No, they thought that was stupid. Nobody ever laughed at me. They didn't appreciate your humor. They didn't get, they didn't get how odd, also it's kind of funny. I was ripping it up. I was like,

DJ Air Rock, fricking, fricker, figure, fricker. Here's why I bring up the plagiarizing. There is a University of South Carolina President Bob Casselan has resigned. Now this is a big deal, the president of the university. He copied the 2014 graduation speech

made by a retired admiral. Oh my goodness. This is last week when he actually made the speech. And they figured out... He copied a word for word? Yep. During the address on May 7th, he made matters worse by referring to his school as the

University of California. Oh. Instead of South Carolina. Dang, he just straight printed that out. I think the guy's like, oh, I got to do that now? Yeah. Oh, Sally, print me something out real quick. Just hand me something. Here is the president, Bob Cassland, or former president

of South Carolina. Here's 29 seconds of a speech from this year. Life is not fair, and if you're like me, you'll fail often. but if you take some risks, step up when times are toughest, face down the cowardly bullies, and lift up the downtrodden, and never, never give up. If you do those things, the next generation, the generations to follow, will live in a world far better than the one we have today. All right, here is the speech he plagiarized from Admiral William McRaven,

who gave this speech to 2014. Here you go. Oh, McRaven. Know that life is not fair and that you will fail often. But if you take some risk, step up when the times are the toughest. Face down the bullies. Lift up the downtrodden and never, ever give up.

If you do these things, the next generation and the generations that follow will live in a world far better than the one we have today. I mean, bold move to try that and not think anyone's going to notice. Maybe put it in your speech and be like, I'm going to go ahead and quote Admiral McRaven here. That's what he said in the stories. Like, I should have attributed who it was from.

Yeah, you think? Yeah, that sucks. You can tell Admiral was reading it with more like, I believe in what I'm saying. Right. The president was like, my name's Admiral McRaven. I mean, sorry, President McAstlin. I think McRaven also said in that one too, well, there was a commencement speech somewhere that he did.

Well, yes. I've been to his house. Admiral McRaven's house? Yes. What the? Yeah. Excuse me? I mean, two revelations on today's show.

Amy knows Adderall McRaven and I've been in Blake Shelton's helicopter. Yes. Yeah. Well, I don't know him, but I did go to his house because I would. I guess I could say it now, but I mean, my husband worked for him. And they had, when I lived in North Carolina, they would have like spouse nights or, you know, and so his wife hosted one when I had no idea the caliber person's house I was at until when I got there, there was like, you know, pictures of Condoleezza Rice on the mantle and like their family photos

with her and all these other high profile important people. And I was like, oh, interesting. I'm like, nice to meet you guys. But yeah, pretty cool. Do you comment on a speech from 2014? No, but I will say there was another, I talked about this in my podcast once

because I pulled it whenever I started making my bed every day because he had referenced in a commencement speech once to Navy SEALs and the importance of like making your bed every day just as everyday people and how it can set your day up for success. Like it's a small thing you can do at the start of the day that sets the course for your day. Start off by accomplishing small things

and then you can do big things. I'm paraphrasing. I'm attributing Admiral McRaven Amy has to resign Monday. She's like, guys. Her and McCastland start a podcast together.

Guys, we both really screwed up. No, no, no, no. I'm not even quoting. I'm paraphrasing. A couple things. On the Bobbycast, Parker McCollum is on for an hour. It's fantastic.

I hope you guys check it out. It goes up in about an hour. Or if you're hearing this on the podcast and not watching on Facebook, it's probably up now. But Parker McCollum for an hour, he has, What does that say about me?

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And then on Sunday we have a special show coming for you on this feed, the Rejected Segment Show, where we just get on and talk about segments that did not make the show. which is why it's not on as the show. Rejected segments. Is somebody mowing my yard right now? Rejected segment. Thank you.

What it sounds like. Will you look out the window? I see what's mulling the yard right now. Yeah. Yeah. Might be your neighbor. Really? Eddie, can you walk over there and tell them to stop?

We're doing a post show right now? Hey! All right, we'll wrap up then. You had so many beautiful birds on my way in today? You do. You probably don't even notice them. I don't. I don't.

I have a BB gun. I try to get rid of them. No. No, there was some... I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't have a baby going. I'm kidding. A bunch of female cardinals and male cardinals.

How do you know the difference? Male, they're red and females are brown. No. It's not... Hey, it's like, oh, you can tell. It's not a body part. It's a color. Two words.

Bird balls. Wow. That's a man right there. They're so cute, though. They have little mohawks. The males do? Both of them do. Oh.

But the red, the male. The little Mohawk is red. We hope you guys have a good weekend. We'll see you on Monday show. Check out the two podcasts that are coming up this weekend. Thank you guys. Don't forget check out Bear Girls on Monday night. It's 9-8 Central.

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