The Bobby Bones Show - Friday Post Show (09-24-21)
Episode Date: September 24, 2021Bobby talks to Raymundo who has now also written and recorded a jingle for the Morgan & Morgan Jingle contest. The one Eddie submitted to a couple weeks ago. We listen to both. Raymundo shares a s...tory that he was invited to a reality TV event in LA. We get an update on Bobby’s Cat Tail. Bobby rolls through some news stories: Tiger King 2 has been announced, an 11-year old who pistol whipped a man during a carjacking with his mom and a person who pulled a gun on Chipotle because they were closing. We debate on whether or not to let Raymundo go to an event in Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones
Post Show. Here's your host,
Bobby
Bones.
I saw Ramundo did a jingle, too,
for that contest. They're not paying
us, by the way. Morgan and Morgan's not even a client on the show.
Yeah.
But Eddie and Brandon did a jingle, and then Ray did one like two weeks later.
It's kind of what I do.
Do jingles, but now Ray's doing him, I guess.
Well, Ray, what happened here?
$100,000 at stake.
Why not try and do a jingle?
Did you go to your guys?
Yeah.
Yeah, we went into studio and just tried to come up with something creative for a commercial.
How hard is that?
Five co-writers on it.
It's pretty cool.
Is that a slam?
Do you have both of them?
Yeah, I got them.
Okay, so here is Eddie and Brandon Ray.
Their jingle for the Morgan.
Let me say again, they don't.
They don't pay us a nickel.
No.
We brought on Morgan and Morgan
to answer some law questions
one time.
And then it's pretty interesting
because he knew the answer
to a lot of these law questions.
We brought them on again.
And then Eddie goes,
they're having a contest.
Let me make a jingle.
Eddie and Brandon make this jingle.
Dial pound all.
That's all.
If you're been in a wreck
and it's not your fault.
Dial power
you will fight
to do what's right
for the people.
Poundong.
That's all.
Hi, I'm John Morgan.
And if you know,
you know what?
Yeah, yeah, I hear that.
If you were...
Dial pound law.
That's all.
So, Ray, you go to your boys.
Yeah.
And you say what?
What's the conversation?
Hey, guys.
Let's all try and do this and then split the 100K.
And how many guys?
It was me and three other dudes.
So four guys crammed into like a closet-sized studio.
And you tell them a vibe.
Yeah, we were, I mean, we threw around reggae.
We kind of wanted it to be quieter and just like calming.
If you get in a wreck, you slip on spilled milk.
I mean, you want something that's going to be a comfort blanket.
And so that's what we wrote.
Spill milk, actually.
Interesting.
I don't know ice.
Not milk.
I mean, so, you know, 25,000 each, not bad.
Okay, here we go.
Let's hear Raymundo and friends.
If you low and don't know where to go and you don't know who to call,
don't forget you've got a friend, I'll pound law.
That's all.
Morgan and Morgan for the people, for the people.
Morgan and Morgan for the people.
For the people, for the people.com.
Oh, that's his website, for the people.com?
I don't know.
I just, I was listening to the melody.
Yeah, not sure.
Well, I like that we have a way to call and a website.
What's the deal here?
How are we feeling, guys?
Which one do you pick, Amy?
Morgan and Morgan is for the people.com, y'all.
I don't, they're so different.
It's hard for me to choose.
For a commercial, though, if you have to pick one for a commercial.
Well, I feel like I've heard Eddie's Moore, so I'm,
leaning into that, but Ray's is
refreshing. Can I flip the coin?
Amy, look, if you slipped on spilled milk,
which one would you... Lunchbox, what do you have?
It's easy. Eddie catches your attention a lot more.
Ray's puts you to sleep. You don't even pay attention.
I don't think so. Morgan?
I mean, I'm not really into slow songs,
so I go with Eddie. That upbeat sound gets me.
Nice.
I go with Eddie's too just because
the first time I heard it, I walked away with
Dial Pound Law, that's all.
Yours is good. Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, you guys aren't determining it.
It's Morgan and Morgan.
I mean, if it was a hot AC channel, I'd say play that.
Raise.
Mine can go a hot AC, we can go rap, country, alternative.
That's what we tried to make it for.
So we can go on every station.
That one?
That one?
On hip-hop?
It's so distinctively different, it'll stand out.
And it's not just for radio.
It's also for TV, but it's not for rap.
And it's not so distinctively different.
And my thing is, like, you get a car wreck.
The last thing you want to hear is this.
I mean, that's like, oh, what?
That sounded like the car wreck.
Oh, wow.
So what do we want to hear?
Hey, did you come over that last night?
That's pretty good.
He had that button ready and everything.
He was ready to go.
Okay.
There's a new Bobby cast that's up.
It's Deena Carter with me.
We're talking about strawberry wine, the 25th anniversary.
It's really good.
She talked about Randy Travis singing a demos in her house
because her dad was a big producer, big session player.
Pretty cool.
So check that out.
Search for the Bobby cast if you would like to do that.
He played with Dylan, didn't he?
Like one of the...
Nashville Skyline.
Yeah.
Wow, that's awesome.
Pretty cool.
Let's see.
another edition from Ramundo of this radio life.
And then the subheader is, access to everything can't go to anything.
Ramundo, walk us through this.
Yes, we got an email.
We get them all the time.
So there's a reality kids.
They're all going to this house in L.A. next Wednesday.
And we got invited.
But obviously, we have a live radio show so we can't go.
So all we would do is go to this house in L.A.
Who's we and who got invited?
I got invited.
I got an email that said, you are more than welcome to come.
just send us a response saying you want to come.
Bachelor people are there.
Matt James, I believe he was the most recent Bachelor.
Party.
Drink a mimosis where it's a $3.5 million mansion.
Having fun.
The whole point of it is it's some boxing contest.
So you do hit this machine.
Whoever wins, a couple thousand dollars.
All you're doing is drinking, pounding a boxing machine,
having fun with the bachelor people.
Oh yeah, yeah, we can't go.
We got a live radio show.
Cool.
Thanks for the invite.
Access to everything.
can't go to anything.
Scooby Steve, do you know about this?
I've never heard of my life, no.
I don't know what it is.
This is a show?
No, no, no.
They're not, I believe it's just for this boxing fight thing.
Yeah, yeah.
All you literally are doing is chilling for an entire day at a mansion.
It's a pool party.
You're whatever you're in whatever you want to do.
Could you go if we sent you?
Yeah.
To L.A.
Like.
He loves the 405.
I think we should just send them.
No, like they like Bay would let you go.
Of course.
And the thing is, if I'm,
I win this boxing contest.
You're not going to win a boxing contest.
And there's all kinds of swag.
So it's like reality, whatever they give.
There's all these endorsers and influencers.
Send that email to Scoobah Steve.
I'd have them look over the next few minutes when we're doing this show.
And we'll see if there's a way we could send you off.
Yeah.
It's on Wednesday?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Scoba, if you don't mind looking over that.
But I mean, that's what you guys don't get.
There's all kinds of events on weekdays.
But we never can go to them.
Of course, it's not on a Friday night.
Well, you never ask.
Well, these people never have jobs.
These bachelor people go on the show, they're free.
Of course they can do it on a Wednesday.
Why couldn't they?
They have no schedule or job.
We're going to look over at Ray and come back at you, okay?
I'm sending it right now.
Let's play some voicemails while Ray is doing that.
This is voicemail number one, Barbie from OKC.
It's a good question.
I just hit up Mike.
I was like, we forgot again.
We had it ready, but I'm going to be honest with you.
We came back from my heart festival.
Monday and Tuesday, I was exhausted.
Just didn't even think about it.
Monday, I will put that dang thing on and wear it for two days.
Monye.
I'll put that thing on aware it for two days.
We have a note in, right?
Okay.
And I will not be working from home because lunchbox is heading off on Monday to go to the diamond mine.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Let me putting that on.
Okay, here we go.
Number two.
Bobby, you were talking about how many times a day you pick up your phone.
If you have an iPhone, you can go to settings.
screen time, and then see all activity, and it'll tell you how many times you pick up your phone each day.
Yeah, I looked. Mine was like almost 300.
Wow, that's a lot.
I mean, you just had it in your hands when you're listening to that voicemail, so.
Well, because I got a funny video from Caitlin about one of the dogs at home, and I can't look at it yet.
And I didn't know what was going on.
Okay.
Just saying count that as one of the 300.
And I just looked again.
That's two.
I also get emails all the time.
That's three.
That's flying in.
Here is Edgar from Austin.
I actually had a question.
I listened to the podcast,
and you guys gave a little sneak peek saying that Abby
had a bunch of people in her DMs.
And there was a little question at the end saying,
what if it was Lunchbox?
What would happen if Lunchbox went around you guys
or over your head and did do the bit on his own
and made like a bunch of fake accounts?
And would you get booted?
Would you get fired?
Because that would be pretty funny.
Love the show.
Nothing would happen.
Yeah, we all said we'd be pretty upset.
I think it just depends how far he took it.
But I don't know about booted or fired for that.
It just depends how mean he was to her.
He wanted to catfish her for weeks and set up a date.
And then show him and be like, oh, it's just me.
You got your audio.
We're humiliating you.
That would not have been good.
It wasn't about humiliating her.
It was more about teaching her a lesson and seeing if she's following the instructions.
It's a learning lesson.
Because you gave her instructions to not spill her guts right away.
saw I was going to see if she stuck to that.
It was a teaching moment.
That would also humiliate her.
Oh, yeah. I mean, that goes with it, though.
That's cool.
Here is the voice on number four.
Good morning, studio.
I was just listening to Monday's post show,
and I just wanted to call and chime in
on you guys not thinking that anybody actually listens
to the post shows or the end of the podcast or whatever.
And I just wanted to let you know that I listen to the post show
every time one is posted.
I think they're great.
I listen to the live show in the morning,
and then when I get home from work, I go on a walk.
And about the 30 minutes, the link to the post show, give or take,
is like the perfect amount of time for me just to separate my workday
and then my at-home time.
So I just want to let you guys know, keep it up.
I love it. Have a good day.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate that.
Here's a story that I was like, man, I feel so bad for this kid.
Police say an 11-year-old boy, pistol-webbed a man in St. Louis on Tuesday
to distract him while his mom carjacked the guy.
The guy is fine.
Here's some news audio.
Do we have the station that is here from NBC 5 in St. Louis?
An 11-year-old boy, police say pistol whipped a man while his mother carjack the victim.
The woman told the victim she and her child needed a ride to her mom's house in North St. Louis.
The man took them to the 4,200 block of page, but police say within moments, his good deed backfired.
The driver told detectives, when the woman grabbed his keys from the ignition, the 11-year-old boy hit him in the head,
a revolver. The injured man also said the mom dragged him out of his 2017 Nissan Rogue,
hopped in the driver's seat, and she and her son then sped off in his car.
I hate that for that kid. I hate it for the guy who got car jacked too, obviously.
But that kid's put in basically a no-win situation for life. That sucks.
Yeah.
His surroundings, like... He's car jacking under 11 because his mom told him to.
Right. That's how he's being raised.
Right.
Eesh.
Terrible.
Tiger King 2 is coming out.
Really?
They're putting out another season.
They announced yesterday.
From the pen?
What do you mean?
He's in, right?
I don't know how much is focusing on him in jail.
Tiger King is locked up.
But Netflix has announced Tiger King 2 is coming.
The second season was filmed in 2020 and into part of 2021.
No official release date.
It says Joe Exotic will be in it,
but there's not been a trailer.
There's just been an announcement of,
it happening.
Do we care?
I don't care as much as I used to me.
I really don't care at all.
I mean, that show makes me feel like pandemic starting.
Yeah, we had nothing else to do.
You think Joe Exotic ever gets out of prison?
Eventually.
Do you think Joe Exotic ever gets out of prison because he's
being, he's Joe Exotic?
I think he has served like 25 years.
25 years!
He thought that he was going to get pardoned, that kind of thing.
Mike, wasn't it something crazy like that?
I just feel like, I mean, yeah.
I mean,
do you care about Tiger King 2?
No, I don't care about Tiger King 2.
I don't care about Joe Exotic.
But, I mean, when you have a 25 sentence...
22 years.
22 years, good behavior stuff.
People get out on probation after like 10, right?
Poor guy's going to get out.
I say poor guy.
And all his fame is going to have dwindled, like at peak,
Joe Exotic time when he could have really made some money.
And he was in jail the whole time.
But they did announce that yesterday.
Let's see.
What else do we have here?
Got the cat tail.
A hungry woman, angry that a Chipotle was closing early, pulls a gun to demand service.
Now, I'm not going to say I get it.
But?
Oh.
But I get it.
Like, if they're closing, you're like, come on, let me get some of that.
I would never pull a gun.
But sometimes I've been, and they close at 9, and it's 8.52.
And I've gotten there, but right before they're closing.
And they're like, sorry, we've already shut down a lot of the trays.
And I'm like, if I only had a...
No, I was kidding.
She's just highly emotional.
I was ordering food to the station the other day from Chipotle,
and something kept going wrong with the order,
and I thought I was going to have to cancel it, and I was so hungry.
Like, I was stomping my feet and about to cry.
You were stomping and about to cry?
Well, like, to myself.
Like, I was, oh, I had.
You physically stomp?
I was so hungry and then frustrated,
because I knew if the food didn't arrive at a certain time,
I wasn't going to eat for a few more hours.
And I just had this very not-so-mature reaction.
I mean, I didn't pull a gun on anybody.
Eventually, it came, and then the order was wrong,
and it just was not a good experience.
It wasn't Chipotle's fault, by the way,
but there was the app that I used.
But still, I was reacting emotionally,
which sounds like she was doing a little bit.
She wasn't thinking rationally.
Emotional with a gun on her.
Yes.
Not a good news.
I mean, if you have a gun on you, you know,
and you really want something now,
I bet it's pretty easy to just be like,
I'm just going to get the gun and force this.
Right, because if you get a gun in someone,
they'll do whatever you want.
Yeah, but then you'll do,
you got to go do some stuff like jail.
Yes.
That's true, but you're not thinking about that at the time.
Exactly.
A woman gives birth to a miracle e-baby after buying sperm online.
E-baby.
Yeah, because she bought it online.
Huh.
It's a new thing.
Where do you go for that?
Online.
Go to sperm.com.
Tell me what comes up if you go to sperm.
No.
Lungebox. Google it.
A woman who is desperate to have a second child gave birth to an e-baby
after she ordered some sperm and an insemination kit online.
A kit.
Mm-hmm.
she conceived on her first try
that's also the story too
wow wow
and gave birth to baby Eden
already has a son Frankie
but she bought the sperm
from the internet
what that's crazy
and I would go well you don't even really know
but I guess you don't even really know
even really know even if you're getting it
you're just trusting someone else's
yeah and sometimes the doctors
put theirs in there because they're like
I want I want a bunch of babies
in the world
yes rarely
we read about it
sometimes but we read about it because it's so rare
occasionally
Every once in a while, yes.
Robo calls are being replaced by robotext.
I am getting a lot more robotext now.
Yeah, me too.
I still get some calls, but I get a lot of robotext.
Last night, Kaylon and I were watching Ted Lassow, and I got a call.
The number showed up, and it said, you know, this is what town it's from?
It said United States.
And I was like, well, I better answer this.
It's from America.
They answered it and put it on speaker, and I was like, hello?
And there's always a delay.
Hello?
And you're like,
Yes.
your warranty is not of course right and then if you keep talking someone live then comes on
with the same voice they have to record their voice and put it in a machine i wonder what what those
centers look like on the inside like i'd like to go to one oh it's probably like a big big building
with just a bunch of cubicles or is it just a person's house who just agrees to do the job
maybe you know some of those customer service ones that's what it is like someone's house
because you can hear babies crying in the background yeah sometimes i've called to have like
hey my computer and you do hear like a dog barking right
Like, sorry about that, sir, right?
My dog's got a little crazy.
Scoob, but what do you have on that Ray email?
Yeah, so I was looking at it.
I'm familiar with this particular PR agency.
So they send these out, assuming you live in Los Angeles.
Like, you would just drive to this place and hang off the afternoon and go back to your house.
Got it.
So the thing here is, if Ray wants to go, he has to foot the bill on a plane, flight, and hotel,
because obviously it's the flight, L.A. to go there from Nashville.
So if you're willing to do that.
How long is it?
The event is only from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.
Yeah!
So that's why it's like you have to live in town for it to be worth your time,
but if he's so obsessed to see these guys fight and drink mimmosas.
When is it?
It is next week on Wednesday.
Geez, dude.
Even if I bought you a flight, let me look at this.
I was looking at Southwest flights.
Yeah.
I bet they're 500 bucks.
So yeah, so if you want to get away, just one way is 338.
So a round trip you're looking at close to $700,750 for the whole thing, plus hotel.
No, no, no, no, you don't have to get hotel.
He could fly out in the morning and fly.
home at night. He can't fly out
in the night. I already looked at that. He has to fly out the next day.
Southwest, I don't have a late overnight. Some of the other airlines
do. I've done those. They suck. Yeah.
Well, I'm just saying he can do that. It may cost you more money too.
But Bobby, he wants to hang out with these people and drink mimosas
in a mansion. He wants to live a normal life.
Yeah. So if you want to... Radio life.
Access to everything. Get to do nothing.
That's the bit right there.
If it had been like 300 bucks
for a flight, I would have paid for the flight. And I appreciate
it being considered. That was actually cool. I can't justify
$800 in a hotel. I know.
But what if I win the cash at the
boxing thing, you win $2,000,
it ends up being free and I made money on top of it.
I don't think so.
Well, you pay Bobby back, but...
It said cash prizes.
Then you could double dip like a lunchbox.
Expense the whole thing, and then I get the money back too.
So we're not going to do that one, but let us know when another opportunity comes.
Yeah!
Because I would like to make it a priority to make sure you know that you are valued
and that you should also get some perks with this job.
I...
Because sometimes you don't.
Because you're here butthole early every morning.
Because he wants to be.
No.
Wait, go ahead.
Eddie.
No, because he's worried he's going to over sleep.
He really doesn't have to be here to what, like four, three, three.
What time do you get here?
Between one and two.
Why?
It's just whenever I wake up, I don't even really set an alarm.
He likes to come in and do things and then work out and then...
You work out in the morning?
Yeah.
So you come up here, do some stuff at two.
Leave?
I've been working out here, yeah, since the pandemic.
What do you mean working out here?
I do push-ups here for an hour.
An hour.
But yeah, also, there's times the computers have crashed and they don't get fixed in 30 minutes.
So that is also why I've gotten up early.
I would think if you're here by four.
Should be fine.
You would be good.
Give yourself a couple hours.
You can't do it.
He's not able to.
He's a stress ball.
You guys don't understand.
No, less stress more life.
That's funny.
That's funny his saying is less stress more life.
But he's the biggest stress ball, I know.
But maybe he's saying that to help himself.
Maybe.
Thank you.
Totally.
Like I get it because I
It'd be like me hashtag balance
Right and that's not you
I'm trying
Like I am I'm trying
I'm putting it out there
Caitlin and I work on balance a lot
She's like you work too much
Like you wake up in the morning
You start working
You go to bed at night
You would be working if we didn't
Have a bit of life
She's like you're not going to experience
In life
You're just going to work your whole life
So if I started hashtag balance
You guys would go
But you don't have any
But I'm working on it
Okay
Less stress more life Ray
Are you guys still doing your company
Yeah
Yeah, on Etsy, they finally accepted us.
For whatever reason, there was a two-week review process,
so we were just selling through Instagram.
So you're making shirts and stuff?
Yeah.
Okay, for sure, this is going to end up like Lula Ray or whatever it's called.
Lillero.
Lillow.
Because Ray will swindle anybody at anything.
Totally.
Has he already recruited people to make shirts in their home?
Oh, crap, I'm working for them.
I didn't realize it.
Eddie, you need to get the heating press, and then you can start.
Oh, no, Ray, sign up three people.
I'll send you 20 blank shirts.
Are you guys making money off that?
Yeah, we are.
We've made well over 100 sales, so do the math.
Don't say do the math, because I don't know the numbers you're dealing with.
I think you've made over 200, which is awesome.
Yeah.
We come out with new ideas, it's seasonal, so if something happens, it's fall, it's Halloween.
Everything's Sizzin.
Guys, you know right now it's spooky Sizzin.
But do you know what, Ray, can I say this?
You don't own Sisson.
Like, you didn't make that up.
I know, that's just funny.
It's just funny that he acts like he does.
Yes.
Last night, Caitlin and I both had on some, like a sweat.
I went to, we had sushi last night.
And she had on a sweater vesting and had on like a sweater.
And I put, hey, change your calendar.
It's sweater.
Cis and SZN.
And Ray's like, you only five bucks.
You didn't invent that.
Yeah.
So what are you guys?
What's new on the market?
Oh, I'm looking at it here.
I already told you.
Spooky season.
Hold on.
Classy until kickoff.
That's a shirt you're making?
It's really for women and so they wear it.
What does that mean?
It means they're like all classy until the game starts.
And they're like a dude.
And then we do the first.
whichever team is yours, then we do it for, you know, whatever state you live in,
and your school you're up.
Can I get, can I special order one?
Absolutely.
Can I get R-Z-R-B-K-S-Z-N?
Razor-back-S-Z-N.
Yes, absolutely.
Baser will be down.
Is it R-Z-R?
Well, I would do that because R-Z-R-B-C-K than Sizan.
Because you're doing, subtracting letters from both.
And we know that red for Arkansas.
So we've had requests already.
For Rizzerberg decision?
Because Arkansas Red is different than Stanford Red.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
And Alabama Red and Oklahoma Red.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'd like a special order.
What's that going to cost me?
That's $30.
Any plus tax shipping or anything?
And then $4 for shipping.
Do you have to ship it?
Bring it into work.
There you go.
No, no.
Ray, it's a standard charge.
Bring me a.
It's flat rate.
And I want one.
I want it to be a little bigger.
So make it large.
What?
What quality t-shirts are you guys wearing?
Very quality, yeah.
They feel great on the skin.
And it's just Etsy.com, Ray and Bay?
Yeah, Etsy.com slash shop slash Ray and Bay.
Okay.
You can get a wine bag that says for the booze.
Like for Halloween.
It's got a ghost on it.
Oh, that's cute.
That's why you're wearing a spooky citizen shirt the other day?
Yeah, we're right near Halloween.
But you're selling your own product.
Like, yeah.
I thought you just found that.
It was sitting around the house.
I put it on.
I said, this is a comfy shirt.
I'll wear it.
And then I get made fun of by Eddie and lunchbox.
Oh, is it spooky season?
No, no, no.
Did you make that?
Yeah, we made it.
Yeah.
And they were making fun of you from making money?
Well, they said that we keep jumping on whatever season it is.
Great.
That can be your thing.
Yeah.
The next one should be Santa Cizzen.
That's what he's doing.
Yes.
No, but we also have Thanksgiving.
Like, thankful season.
Turkey Cisons.
But people aren't going to buy as much turkey season stuff as they are Santa Cisian stuff.
Why not?
Because Thanksgiving season, there's just not much sold.
Way bigger.
Christmas stuff goes up before Thanksgiving.
Gravy season.
That works, and you'll probably sell a few, but you want to hit it hard.
Santa Cisn.
Our most popular, hopefully, is going to be pandemic over season.
That ain't going to be that popular.
Yeah, it's not over.
That'd be cool, but no.
All right.
Okay, one final thing before we call this a day.
I'm really, like, working this 20 questions into a bit we can do one.
the air. Right? So we've put in some new rules like if you guess you have a chance to get it and
win the game, but you're also eliminated if you miss it. Now we need to put a time restraint on it.
Okay. So I think we have eight minutes. Oh, for the whole game. For the whole game.
Shouldn't you do like a time restraint for the question? So like you got five seconds to ask your
question. Well, let's just one at a time. Okay. I need to see it. You know, we have eight minutes
on the clock. If you don't get all the questions in, you just, you don't get all the,
you know, you just don't get all the hints or whatever. So in, yeah, yeah, I made yesterday's
pretty easy. And Morgan nailed it in like 12. So let's try one more. We have eight minutes on the
clock. Yes, Scoop and Steve. Can I ask something really quick before we start not related to this?
In there, we fast. Hold on. Sorry. Sorry. What just happened? He's going to run some financial stuff
on me on the post show. Crunching the numbers? What? Yeah.
I don't, yeah, the internet's down at the house.
I don't think so.
Maybe, I don't know, let's talk about it.
I don't think I'm going to be up here another hour, though.
Yeah, so it's just the time of me now.
Yeah.
We can't do it from the house, can we?
Because the internet's down.
Yeah.
Okay.
No luck.
That didn't go into our eight minutes, did it?
Well, we're a minute and 30 in.
Oh, great.
All right, are we ready?
He was asking about Kirk Kerrude Street.
He was supposed to come on last week.
There was a scheduling issue.
I was supposed to work from home today.
My internet crashed, so we're in.
That's why I'm wearing a pajama pants.
Not that I'm heavily upgraded every other day.
So there was, it's a whole thing.
Okay, are we ready?
Yes.
You have eight minutes.
I have my celebrity.
Mike, here's a celebrity.
Okay.
I wrote it big.
Okay.
Amy, are you ready?
Ready.
Go.
Is he a he?
No.
Wow, this is our first woman.
Lunchbox.
Is she over 50?
Yes.
Yes?
Going my fact checker?
Yep.
Yes.
Dead or alive.
Alive.
That's not a yes or no question.
50.
I got it running here, Mike, the timer.
We're good on that one.
Is she an actor?
Yes.
Amy.
Does she have kids?
Yes.
Lunchbox.
Is she known for more...
Is her...
Is she more known for movies?
Than, like, television?
Yeah.
Yes.
Eddie?
Are any of her kids famous?
We're going to go in no?
No.
No.
Okay.
Has she been in rom-coms or has she been in romantic movies?
Would you mind pulling up some of her movies, Mike?
That's tough.
Let me look.
Rom-coms.
Okay.
That first one would be one, right?
On the far left?
Okay, we're going to go with yes.
Amy.
She on Instagram.
Yes.
That helps me.
Stop huffing and puffing lunchbox?
If it doesn't help y'all, sorry.
I didn't say anything.
No, somebody huffed.
Well, name him.
Has she won an Oscar.
That's a good question.
I know it is.
That's why I asked it.
That's a compliment.
I would think no, but you never know.
So I'm going to have Mike look this up.
I would think no.
You're so grumpy today.
No, right?
Yeah, no.
No Oscar.
No Oscar.
Ten questions down.
Okay.
Is she Caucasian bones?
No Oscar?
Um...
Don't pay attention to any of this stalling.
Um...
No.
She's not Caucasian?
And any time you can hit the buzzer or buzz in.
Okay. The buzzer's just yelling your name.
She's not Caucasian?
Not white.
11 questions down. Morgan?
Is she controversial?
I would say no, Mike. Would you say no?
I'm gonna say no.
Not controversial.
I'm gonna say no.
That doesn't mean she's never.
ever been in controversy, I guess, but she's not known for being controversial.
It helps.
Okay.
Who's going to be the first one to jump in and take a guess?
Not me.
I'm not even close.
It's only three minutes into the game.
Yeah, see, it's not as much fun with the time because we're not arguing and yelling at each other.
Is she married?
But you have plenty of time.
Yeah, we're good.
Is she married?
She has kids, but let's see.
This is Hollywood.
Don't type that one.
Type married.
No. Not married.
13.
Oh, the other one is, has she ever been married?
Well, likely.
He typed in divorce.
Okay.
But I wanted to know if she was divorced.
So not married.
Okay.
Has she, oh, man.
It's tough for Mike to keep track of all the questions and fact check for me.
Yeah, I know.
We're also keeping notes too, Mike.
Okay.
Has she starred in a sitcom ever?
Mm.
Like Roseanne?
No.
I don't think.
She's white.
I don't think so.
Do you, Mike?
I'm going to say no
that she's never starred in a sitcom.
So she's been in a sitcom.
14.
Bones, is she a...
Is she a character?
I mean, is she fictional?
Yeah.
Is that what you mean?
Yes. Is she a fictional character?
No.
15.
Stop huffing and puffing.
Is she known for singing?
Like does she sing?
Yes.
In movies?
Wait, well, hold on.
In movies?
Well, just like, does she sing?
Like, is she known for singing?
Because you know, she's an actor.
Yes, yes.
No, for singing.
She sings.
She's known for singing?
Yeah.
Was it no for TV or would you say sitcom?
He said, I wouldn't say she starred in one.
In a sitcom, yeah.
The answer was no.
She's known for movies.
Okay.
But it's sitcom.
Does she have a presence on TV?
A presence on TV?
Yeah, like, is she...
Because she might be on, like, a talk show.
No?
Oh.
I mean, a presence, I mean, I guess she gets talked about occasionally.
I mean, I definitely have a guess that would fall into that,
a guess that would fall into that category.
17. Do you want to guess, Amy?
I almost did, but I'm glad I didn't because I had it wrong.
Okay.
Because she's not on a talk show.
You're at five minutes and 33 seconds.
17 questions down.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
Is her ex-husband famous?
Yes.
I want to guess.
Jennifer Lopez.
Correct.
Yes.
Good job, Amy.
Yes.
This feels so good.
It feels so good.
Yes.
Six minutes, seven seconds.
Nice for it.
You're welcome.
Yay.
You want to know who I had before you said she wasn't on a talk or TV presence?
The guys was thinking whoopee.
Yeah, I was thinking whoopee, too.
But.
Well, I had Angelina Joel.
but I don't know if she's white.
Wait, what?
I didn't know if Angelina Jolie was white or not, so I was that.
I think she is right.
Yeah.
And I feel like she's won an Oscar, but I can be wrong.
Angelina?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I think so, too.
Wow.
How's it feel?
Feels good.
Can I hear my song?
Does anybody ever won?
Yeah, Morgan was she won yesterday.
Congratulations.
How quick you forget.
Less than 24 hours ago.
Dang.
Did she win like that?
Yeah, she won.
She actually won quicker.
Oh, sure.
I thought she was going to get the, I thought Morgan was going to get J-Lor-L-L.
I was there, but I was like,
I needed more confirmation.
You got to go for it.
That's work.
Hey, I like that you're picking easier people.
Well, just because I just need to give you guys a little something.
A little something to chew on.
I like it.
Because my specialty is really carving out people that's kind of hard to get.
But, you know, consider those two softball's gifts.
What, Ryan Reynolds and J-Lo?
Yeah, that's softballs.
Okay, Eddie.
Well, Eddie, why didn't you get them?
No, we weren't there yet.
I'm in no hurry to guess.
Well, then you don't win.
But you don't win.
Morgan and I are.
Because he asked like they're so easy, but he didn't get either one.
My time will come.
Who did you have down, for real?
Whoopee.
Me too, but did my TV question help you?
Yeah, no, totally.
Thank you.
Somebody huffed to that.
My next question is she would have been a comedian and it would have been no.
Yeah, because I didn't understand what you meant by a presence on TV.
That's just so.
But that's her question.
I meant the view.
I meant the view.
Does this person have a bedroom?
Yeah.
I don't like.
No, a presence on TV means that they're on TV.
All right, we are done.
I hope you guys have a great weekend.
How long was this one, Ray?
Pulling it up?
33.
34.
Oh, Eddie, you have access to that?
Yeah, I got video rolling.
Oh, cool.
No, I didn't get...
Let me check you about it.
Mental clock.
All right, you guys have a good weekend.
We will see you on Monday.
Bye, everybody.
Bye.
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