The Bobby Bones Show - Friday Post Show (10-29-21)

Episode Date: October 29, 2021

Bobby talks about traveling this weekend and wishing he would never have to travel or leave his house again. He shares stories behind the BobbyCast this week with Charles Kelly. Plus Matthew Perry is releasing an autobiography, Tom Hanks crashes a wedding, and a man’s last meal was halted. Mike D also talks about how he believes in demons. We also talk about our Halloween plans. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Like an hour, so Everybody packed? Yep. Yeah. You're not going, huh, Mike? No. You happy about that or sad? I mean, I like Austin.

I used to live there. Yeah. I'd love to go back, but no, I'm fine. Yeah, I've kind of gotten over it too. Like, I'm going, I'm hosting, I'm playing. Not the town. No, just traveling. Yes, I get what you're saying.

I'm done. I never want to travel again. I'm just good. And people like, I love to travel, and I'm like, I get it. But, man, I'm just spent. I don't want to leave my house. I just like my house now, too. I like my house. I like to be in my house.

We're working from my house today. There's a chance I may never leave my house again. It's low right now. But I'm going to turn into that person. You do get to bring your wife, though. That's cool. To where? To Austin.

What do you mean? What do you mean? She's an adult. My wife never gets to come anywhere I go. So, like, because we have a family. We have kids. So that's kind of cool. You get to bring your whole family with you, which is just your wife.

But for me, it's like, I got to go for three days. See you later. Good luck. But I think you like that. It's a good break for me, but she doesn't like it, and I don't like dealing with the fact that she doesn't like it. Does that make sense? Yes. But, I mean, I don't get to bring her.

She gets on an airplane and comes with me. Yeah. But, you know, I don't know. The way I see it, it's like... But hasn't your wife gone in the past? No, never. Never? Never?

Mm-mm. That's on you, bro. She's gone to Vegas. She's never come to Austin. Oh, well, okay. Well, she's to live in Austin. She does like the Vegas trip. Let's see.

What are we talking? talk about here. Charles Kelly is on the Bobbycast today. We did over an hour. Just Charles Kelly from Lady Annabellum. Oh, Lady A. Yes. Yeah, that's a difference. I asked him to. We talked about the name change. And he really got into it. And I wasn't going to

just gotcha him and be like, hey, what happened to that name change, buddy? But he kind of said, hey, I'll talk about this. I have no problem with it. And I got pretty vulnerable about the whole thing and what he learned and what they went through. And I asked him how I got into that. Because I wasn't like, what was the cultural impact of the name change? I said,

you guys do with all that merch that said Lady Annabella? Yeah. Because I just want to know, like, when a team loses the World Series, there's all these World Championship shirts that got printed up that they sent to foreign countries. Yeah. And so I'm like, and he didn't know, but he was like, that was a weird thing. Like, we had to change a lot of stuff.

And then I never got to the question, though, what if a fan got Lady Anabellum tattooed on them? What do you pay for the laser removal? Oh. That's funny. I had that coming up, but then he went and got really serious and was telling it telling the real story about it. So I didn't get back to that part,

but we talked for over an hour. Do I have any clips? Yeah. What do I have? You have him talking about the name change. Oh, cool. Here's a clip. Mike, are you playing?

All right, I got it right here. Yeah. You know, I just think we're in a time now we're like, when you know better, you know better, you do better. And we had never thought about that name. I mean, I had talks with so many of my, you know, my black friends,

and they were like, you know, I never really thought about it. but when I look at it, you know, like, because I know you guys, and I know that's not, but they were like, I could see how that just, and I don't know, man, with everything that's going on, it's like, I don't want to be a part of any, I don't want to have anything associated with us that would make any human being think that that was any part of our hearts, because it could not be any more different. And there's a lot of people that thought we folded or whatever, and it's like, well, you know what, then if you don't want to be a part of the conversation of change and just opening ourselves up to, like,

making a better world and that's fine you know dig your heels in but that was what it was all about so we talk about that and it really was pretty light-hearted and it was pretty retrospective of the band for 95% of it at one point he was like i met hillary i thought we'll ride i'll get a date out of it and that we'll call it today he's pretty open about that that's funny it's like she's cute i thought i'd get a date out of it he goes but then we started writing together and we're like oh holy crap. So it's a really great interview. I hope you guys check it out. Search for the Bobbycast wherever you listen to your podcasts. It will probably be up by the time you hear

this. Right, Mike? Yep. Did they date? No. I don't think so. He didn't say they did. Never got that date out of it? I don't think so. You start to kind of poop where you eat. Oh, totally. Yeah. You start working with someone. I definitely don't. I mean, that's why you and I haven't dated. Right. We've thought about it, but we're like, let's weigh the pros and the cons here. Let's see, what else do I have here? Matthew Perry is going to put out a book.

Oh, really? Which I'm somewhat interested in because it's heavy friends, and I'm sure it talks about his struggles. Yeah. Like the real downside of celebrity. So Matthew Perry has signed a seven-figure deal to put out a book. Do we know what pills he got addicted to? I don't know.

Do you know, Mike? Or maybe we can search it up real quick. I'm very curious, especially now that I'm into that OxyContin show or whatever, dope sick. On Hulu? Yeah, I mean, I'm just. It's an epidemic that sweeps the country, like, real fast. Matthew Perry will tell the story of his life and career in an upcoming autobiography, a seven-figure deal, and you go, seven figures, are going to pay him?

But then, yeah, like, I'm kind of interested in his story. Totally. Yeah, I'd read it. It was vikid. Okay, so painkiller, but different. I took viking it back in the day. Dental work until I started to read how addictive it was, and then my prone to being an addict, me being prone to being,

and I was like, I got to stop this stuff. But, man, I felt good on that stuff. Did it make you sleepy? Made me feel like this. Relaxed. And I never relaxed. Oh, pain free for sure. I had the worst mouth surgery in dry sockets for months.

I got terrible, I didn't go to the dentist until my 20s, so I was always trying to catch up. And when they had to cut out some wisdom teeth that had grown together, teeth had grown, it was just a really bad situation. I had dry sockets that were so bad, and I was constantly in pain. and the doctor, this is years ago, the doctor was like, hey, we'll try some stuff out. And at one point I was trying biking, and I was like, god dang, I'd like to have teeth work just to get these pills. And I started to realize, oh, I might like these too much.

So I just flushed them down the toilet and didn't go back to them. I remember my mouth hurt, but it's pretty proud of myself because I recognized it. Well, yeah, not everybody has that self-awareness or that control, and it's not their fault. They're consuming an addictive product. So that book's coming out Tom Hanks stumbled upon a wedding And here's some audio

From what I read It was a wedding of two women And he asked where the groom was accidentally He was like hey where's it This says last Friday They were getting married near the Santa Monica Pier A bunch of friends and family were there They were taking photos when Tom Hanks

Kind of walked up You can hear someone say that's Woody And so he talked with the brides He took photos with everybody Here is Tom. Here's the audio from Tom and the bride talking about how cool Tom Hanks was. He said,

is the bride? Is it groom around? You like the bride? Oh, get out! My stock just exploded. And he said, I seen a ceremony from back there, and it had to be one of the most

beautiful ceremonies that I've ever seen. He took a picture, and he was great. That's so cool. Tom Hanks is, been at the opera a few times with Rita Wilson. Everybody says it's the nicest guy. Oh, you didn't see him? I've never met him. I've been close, but I've never met him.

And also, I probably would not make a point to go up and say hello. I just let him do his thing, be Tom Hanks. Sure. I still like the idea that Tom Hanks is awesome. And one unfair experience could change my mind. You know, one day if he's sick. Bad mood for some reason. Or somebody just texting him some bad news, and he's not, you know, Tom Hanks that I expect.

And I feel differently, and I don't want to feel that way. And so I would just let him be. You know what I wouldn't say is there's Woody I know that's weird They picked Woody out of all the awesome characters I would just not yell a character out of all the great characters he's played But what would you say? There's Forrest

Yeah I don't think I would yell a character out of them There's Captain Phillips A death row inmate orders An enormous last meal before his execution And that was halted Did you know the mills have to be 25 bucks or less? No

I thought it was anything That kind of sucks doesn't it? Man they put a budget on that A killer on death row was due to be executed in Oklahoma this week for a murder in 1988 and put in his order for his last meal. He asked for two bacon, cheeseburgers with onions, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, and mustard, along with a tub of Neapolitan ice cream, a large bag of barbecue flavored chips, some nutter butter sandwich cookies, and a two-liter Mr. Pibb.

He got his quote, last meal, but his execution was delayed because of an appeal to the U.S. federal court. Oh, so you might have another one. The execution's been put on hold over a challenge to one of those drugs being used. So, but the thing is, he couldn't have all this food because it's 25 bucks or less, which I didn't know. When we do last meal, it's like, ribs, brisket, truffle butter, you know, all these things. Which, 25 bucks, that kind of sucks. I don't know if I can get wings with my pizza then. Mike, what are you laughing at?

Is it truffle butter? Yeah, well, yeah, it's expensive. Sometimes on Uber eats, it'll be like, if I order like a steak, it'll be like, do you want to add truffle butter for $12.99? I'm like, for butter? That's just like a... For just butter? Yeah. I don't even know there's truffle in there.

Basically, you got to go and get a lot of chick flay. It's less than $25. I would bet you, though, too, they... I bet you that rule is somewhat allowed to be broken. Bindy. Depending on who you know or what? You can't even get a cracker barrel chicken fried steak meal for $25. Yeah, they should move it.

They should definitely make it more with the times. I saw another story where there was a guy, I think he's in his 80s, was just released from prison because they found it he didn't commit a murder. He'd been in jail for like 40 years for. Terrible. And I don't remember the whole story. I remember the Innocence Project, the group that goes in, they find people who didn't do it. Yeah.

And they free them. And they found out he didn't do it. And he's like 79 or 80. I hate that. Obviously. At least he's free, but that sucks. Yeah, but no. And you can't even pay him millions and millions of dollars because he's probably going to die in the next 10 years.

I mean, well, I don't know what his relationship with his family, but it could have ruined relationships with his family if they thought, oh, well, you must be guilty. Or they just take your time with him? them. In those situations, there were somebody who knew. Somebody. Yeah, like there's somebody who knew. And didn't say anything. And didn't say a dang word because maybe it hurt their career.

Yes. Maybe they, you know, it's somebody trying to. Yeah, because they were wrong. And then they realized they were wrong. And they're like, well, shoot, I don't want to be outed as the person that was wrong. Or it's like an attorney who is like wanting to win the case more than being wrong. Or guys, what about the person that really did it? Or, well, that person is just trying to survive. Yeah.

But I'm saying, or like a witness. who they're like, you know, maybe I was wrong, but I'll embarrass myself by saying that I may, like somebody knew other than the real murderer. Yeah. And that sucks like that. That hurts my heart, man. I was in jail for that long and did not do it. A bride is furious after her bridesmaid chose an ugly dress, despite saying her wedding party, could pick out whatever they felt comfortable in. Here's the thing, if you give people options and they accept an option and they take an option, you can't really be upset with what you allowed them to do.

I did see the dress It wasn't great Can you say like with an asterisk that like you can Y'all I want y'all to wear what you're comfortable in But I need to approve it No Oh okay You can say

Here are the options that you can pick from Or you can say pick from whatever you want But what you say at the beginning needs to be how you react at the end She already paid for this dress You know I mean you can say sure if that's the rule up front Okay here I just hate giving people a selection

And then go and pick And then once you pick I may say no Well, yeah, but you don't have to order it. Maybe you get a picture and get it approved. I mean, but yeah, Caitlin did that in a way where we all just had to be in a certain color from, like, the same store. So we all went to what Bella and picked out, but you could pick out whatever style you were most comfortable in. It didn't matter. If it really doesn't matter to her, she should let them do what she said.

If she knows in her heart they may pick something ugly, then you need to be smart enough to go, okay, I'm going to give you guys like 20 off. to choose from, pick any of these. Which she probably didn't think that part through. Well, then she can't say anything. Right. Then you can't send her back. Unless you're gonna pay for her dress or pay... More than two and five Americans say demons exist. And Mike D, you're not a ghost guy, right?

No. But you're a demon guy. I do believe in demons. Are they not in the same category here? Yeah. Is it not in the same aisle at the grocery store? I don't believe so. I think demons are different.

So you don't believe in ghosts or spirits. Which I'm with you. But a demon's a spirit, right? Or is it just a feeling? What is your interpretation of a demon? I believe a demon is an entity. Go ahead. That it's something beyond just like somebody dying and coming back as a ghost.

I think there are evil forces in the world that are demons. Okay. But I've experienced stuff like this. Like an evil force like what? I don't know. Something from like hell or something. Like the devil. And you've experienced.

The devil. I've experienced some kind of demonic spirit. Okay, tell me more. I used to suffer for something called sleep paralysis to where I would go to sleep and I would feel something like sitting on my chest. And sometimes I would wake up because I'd feel something like pulling at the covers. It got so bad to where I could feel like somebody like wrapping it around me, pressing it down on me. And I remember like one time it was like really bad. I would hear like something yell hey like in my ear as I was falling asleep. And then I couldn't move any part of the of my body, the only thing I could do was like turn my head, I would try to yell out for help, and nothing would come out of my mouth. Oh, that's terrible. Now, I don't believe it.

You don't believe it? You don't believe me? No, no, I don't. I'm just telling you, I don't believe it. I don't believe. I think there's probably something happening with your body and your brain. It's making you think this and chemical. I don't believe in ghosts. I don't believe in demons. To me, but I can't prove you're wrong. It's just weird to me that you would not believe in a ghost, but believe in a demon. But do you believe in angels? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you don't, but what's the difference on an angel and a ghost then in your mind? A ghost, people just say it's like,

oh, it's some kid that died in this house and came back. Like, why would a ghost come back? But I believe there's forces in the world that would be attached to demons that would be attached to angels, but it's not what people think that ghosts are. I believe...

A children of the future. My belief is that if you commit to one and you believe in things bigger that you can't understand, it's almost hard to not, than believe in any of them. I think it's just a matter of the definition

and what you believe the definition to be and you clearly both have different definitions of the spirit. And he's had experience with one, so he believes that more than the other. I've had dreams where dead people have come back and talk to me, dead people from my life. My personal belief is that's my brain going, hey, you've been thinking about this or you're lacking this.

And so my brain does this to me. But what if? which is why you can't prove someone's wrong. You can never prove someone wrong that says they died and went to the light and came back. I can't prove you wrong. But my belief is,

that's probably some oxygen thing in your brain happening. You know, and you read science, go, well, this is what happens. You actually do see a light whenever it gets to... But you believe a demon locked you down.

I felt it. I can't prove it didn't. I have vivid memories. Yeah, I can't prove it didn't. Yeah. But to me, if you believe in a demon, I think you should believe in everything.

Lepricons? Oh. No. Goblins. That's not the same. If people say they saw a ghost like lunchbox at the house, do you think what an idiot? No.

I think you could see something. I don't think it's what you think of a ghost, though. You're a hater. No. You only believe in yours, and you don't believe in other people's. No. You're a hater. What happened with that demon?

Do you go away? It went away after a while. I had that for about two to three years where I would experience it. Why do you think you had a demon that was messing with you? I don't know. No idea. Did you do anything to like praying help or pray it away or I don't know? A change of diet?

Sleeping and getting a normal amount of sleep? I don't know. Two different approaches. That was like right when I started to get healthy. Afterward when it started eating better, I stopped drinking. So physically. Physically I got better and that went away too. But sometimes I still feel like that same feeling of like, oh no,

happening again, but not as intense as it used to be. So it could be physical things in your body. Could be. Or the fact that he was improving his life, the demon was like, well, I can't fight this. Both, absolutely. Could be both. It could be a combination. It could be a little bit of both.

Maybe the demon just jumped to somebody else. My only point with this whole conversation is, I can't prove it did or didn't. It's just weird to me when some people believe some things they can't explain, but not other things they can't explain. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like, lunchbox believes in ghosts, like in buildings. He thinks the one trapped him in a bedroom

or a closet, right? It was a closet, and I'm telling you, I'd be over that guy's house and we'd be on the couch like after school and you'd see footprints on the stairs and the front door. If it was locked, you would hear it unlock, and we were both sitting there. No one else is touching that door. So there was a ghost in that house,

and one time I was spending the night, got up to go to the bathroom, walking down the hall, go shove me in the closet. Now, do you believe him, Mike? Honestly, no, just do you believe him? His story personally, I don't believe. Lunchbox, do you believe Mike's demon story? No, Mike's demon story.

This is my point. Come on, no, no, no. Hold on. I'm going to tell you about Mike's demon story. Go ahead. He was overweight, so he was having a hard time breathing. And then he got healthy, and he could breathe, and he lost a lot of weight. And so he doesn't have those breathing problems anymore. So that quote unquote, demon is gone. I think there's some truth to that, but I can't prove it, right? But that's why I said, you know, was your body physically changing?

But you guys both think each other idiot. Funny. Yeah. Right? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't think he's an idiot. I just think that it was more health issue. Do you think he's an idiot for thinking it's a demon?

Yeah, absolutely. Oh, my. I see, yeah. Because something was happening to you. Yeah. Absolutely. I, no doubt about that. Heart attack.

No. But the fact that it was in your mind, a demon and lunchbox goes, that's stupid. And then you're hearing lunchbox go, a ghost trap me in a closet. A story he's almost for 15 years. And you go that stupid, right? If you had to bet, whose is more real. I would bet neither But if you had to

If you had to choose Which one happened Whose is more real Guys I just don't think either But you have to choose one But I don't because they're both to me I don't believe either one of them If anything I believe Mike really feels it

Lunchbox might be making his up Oh okay Like that to me would be what I would bet on Is that Mike's scenario Really happened But Lunchbox is like 17 trying to think of a funny story To tell his friend

A ghost touch me No I wasn't 17 I was a kid. And it's like there's ghosts like in San Antonio when I was in college. There's a railroad tracks. There was a car accident where a car got hit by a train and you can go park on the railroad tracks and you can put baby powder on the trunk of your car and fingerprints will push you over the freaking. Did you ever do it?

Absolutely. Did it in college. And it worked. It worked. Okay. So also scuba Steve has been taken over by a ghost, which we talked about recently. A mixture of the two actually. This is a hybrid.

Yeah. Scuba Steeps had a ghost demon inside of him. And I believe them. I even had a story where with my wife and her friend, they had a ghost at the house called Fred. I never experienced it. This is before I knew her. And Fred was always at this house of hers.

And one day one of her friends made fun of Fred. And then Fred left the house, attached on to the girl and then went to the girl's house. And so one day, this girl gave me woke up and didn't feel Fred anymore. And this other girl was like, oh, Fred's at my house now. I have the exact same things you were happening. closing doors, opening dresser drawers. So these spirits can't attach to people and move around.

So the debate for me isn't, is it real or not? It's Lunchbox and Mike, do you think Scooba Steve's an idiot? I don't. I think that could be a demonic spirit. Lunchbox, do you think Scoobo is an idiot. I believe Scoob is more than Mike's being. I think he's an idiot. I don't think the ghost guy's car and rogling to work, Fred. I see your point.

Bobby, your point is totally right on. But these things are real. I feel like there's things we can't see and we can't feel vibrations. They could just maybe be aliens and we don't know because... Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Now I'm like, I bet on that one.

Okay. I mean, think about dogs and the vibrations and things that they can hear and see that we can't hear and see because we are too ignorant to things. Because we don't believe in everything. Not ignorant, but we don't have the capabilities in our eyes that dogs have to see certain colors or... Right. Or the sense. This has often been my argument with extraterrestrials. Why do we think they're the same size?

We're the same size as them. They can be microscopic, but have way more power than us. We just can't see them. They can be floating. But now if we're talking to aliens, now we're on to something. But even with that, my point is you can't prove the unprovable. You can't disprove it. So to think that someone's an idiot would be wrong.

You cannot believe it, but that doesn't mean that they're an idiot. Like, I don't believe Mike. I don't think he's an idiot. I think it's probably something else. I don't believe Lunchbox. Uh, hello, you're supposed to say, you know, I'm an idiot. The fact that Scooba Steve named there's Fred, that's weird to me. I know, I know.

That's what, apparently what he said his name was. I guess with lunchbox, I feel like he's making the story up. I think that's my point with that one. I feel like he's just making it up. I don't know how many times I'd tell you it for it to be true. I mean, I don't know how I could make that up. Like, why would I make up a ghost story about a ghost putting me in a closet? Like, who makes that up?

You do. You also said a shark ate your paddle boat. I didn't say, hey, you took a bite. We put you on the lie detector and you said it said you were lying. Okay, let's go to court with that. Oh, you can't. See, that's how. We're not trying to go to the court of law.

No, no, but that's how inaccurate lie detectors are because they can't be trusted. You can't take them to court. If you can't take it to court, then it's not really justified. Like, you can take DNA. You can take that to court. If you got DNA, we can do it. But a lie detector is inadmissible in court, so it's inadmissible in the by-bone show. Not true, Perry Mason.

Case dismissed. Lie detectors are, what, 90%? positive? I mean, that's pretty significant. Nine out of ten. Just because it's not admissible in court doesn't mean it's not showing us what is probably true. You know?

If I put you on a lie detector at Mike, would it say that you believe that you have a demon? I would go on one, yeah. Scuba, you believe you have a monster inside of you? At that one point in time, yes. Lunchbox? We put you on the lie detector and it said you were lying about the ghost too. I've been told. No. No. See, that's what I'm saying. Like, I mean, a lie

detector, whatever. People trick lie detectors all the time. I mean, you got to give it to him for sticking with this because it has been years. No, there's nothing. I don't understand what you mean sticking with it. When something happens to you, you... I forgot the lie detector said he was lying about this too. Oh, okay.

He said he was lying about both things. The shark eating his paddle boat too, yeah. You got to stop lying, lunchbox. Okay. Halloween. What's everybody doing? Scoobah, what are you doing with your kids? I guess you're gone, huh? No, I'll be back. We're back early Sunday morning. Oh, yeah, it's Sunday. Yeah, I'm going trick-or-treating with lunch and Eddie.

So all you guys are going to trick-or-treating together? We're going to go together. Amy, what do you guys doing? Yes. We were going to, but we go with lunchbox. But my kids, my daughter, they're not trick-or-treating. They want to watch a movie and make, like, cookies and popcorn and watch us or whatever. Well, you let them stay up later than normal because it's Halloween, even though it's a school night?

A friend is spending the night. On a school night? Yeah. Wow. So I'm cool. Cool mom. Cool mom. Yeah, and they'll pass out candy and stuff, but yeah.

So how do they get into school Monday? How they always get to school. Are you taking them? It's just with a friend. Yeah, some mornings if I can. And we never got to stay with people on school night. No chance. I don't care for us.

Halloween, Christmas? Uh-uh. You're a cool mom, I guess. Thank you. All right, we're done here. We're going to go away. We'll see you guys on Monday. We're off to the airport.

Ray, how long was this one? It was 25. Yeah. Let's do five more minutes so people know it was good. All right. Anyway, you guys have a good weekend. We'll see you Monday. Mike, I hope you and the demon reconnect.

No. No. You don't love that. You have a talk with it and be like, hey. I've learned a lot since you. We'll be good now. Yeah, it's like therapy. You know, there have been times in therapy

where you're supposed to talk to people that have died and I've done that. Maybe it's you and the demon. Yeah, you can face that chair right there and act like it's in the chair and talk to it. Lunchbox, you and the ghost? Have a sit down. I mean, I could go by and see it.

It's right down the tree from my parents' house. Four houses down. It's still there. But the people that used to live there, they sold the house. So I don't know if the ghost went with them, but I think the ghost stayed in that house. You could do Miranda Lambert's song. The ghost that built me.

Yeah. Oh, the house that built me. Go this weekend. You're there. Yes. I don't think I can go into the house and be like, hey, guys, like there's a ghost that lives here. Can I come in here and visit it?

Yes, please do that. See what happens. Hey, I'm lunchbox. When I was 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take one of those ghost detectors. Or whatever.

I don't need a ghost detector. I've seen the footprints on the stair, the carpet. I see the front door unlock and lock when we're sitting on the couch. Honestly, lunchbox, I don't think it would be that weird if you went and knocked on the door and said, hey, back in 1990 or whatever, I was trapped in a closet by a ghost and there was footprints. Like, have y'all had any experience? with that.

Amy, you will shake their world. Or he'll get shot. Or he'll get shot. I don't think he'll get shot. If somebody came up to my house and was like, hey, can I come in your house? There used to be a ghost here. Get out of here. Yeah, what are you doing?

No, I'll take a picture. Yeah, exactly. Okay. All right, we're done. Have a good day. Have a good weekend. We'll see Monday. Bye, buddy.

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