The Bobby Bones Show - Friday Post Show (12-17-21)

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

We are coming down the high of the Christmas Mystery Box Gift Exchange. Bobby opens the mystery boxes that didn’t get chosen including a scratch off ticket. We also spin the dice for the remaining gift cards. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS. dot edu slash military. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones! We have a couple of boxes that we did not get open today. We did the mystery box.

This was box number two. It was a $50 gift card, a piece of gift card, and a $50 target gift card. Yeah, that's nice. You'll be keeping that. It's real nice. Oh, you'll be keeping... I bought it. Yeah.

That makes sense. It's a giving time of here. This box here. That's the big one. Yeah, that's the one you avoid because it's going to be a cam of form. But I knew you would think that. It actually made the number one box awesome with gift cards and lottery tickets. Dang.

That lottery ticket wins $10,000. Yeah, are we going to scratch that now, then? Of course. You have a mouse in your pocket? Because I'm about to scratch it. There's no we. Correct. I do not have a mouse in my pocket.

But if it hits big. Huh? Yeah, because that's cutting me. Ouch. Yeah, I know, but that's cutting me. You okay, boom? Flip it over. It's a nice.

It stabs you. So there's corn, but in the corn is actually... So there was real corn. Oh, that's why it was cutting me, because the lid. The corn by itself is in the other one. This corn comes off. The lid. And you see gift cards and...

Oh, man. Lottery tickets. You want me to scratch it? I don't. It'll be good luck. Alright, here we go. Let's see if we went some money here on the old scratcher. We? You said we. Me. Oh. All right. Let's see.

$25 bonus. Let's see if we win that one. Oh, you do that one last. Yeah, bonuses. $50 bonus? I don't. Stop. I do it here. Nope. $100 bonus. Crown? Nope.

$200 bonus. Nope. Okay, so I didn't win any of the bonus ones. Now, the second one is match all your numbers into the winning numbers. Okay, let me scratch the winning numbers first. 13, 14, 34, 43. 34 is a good number. 32, 33, 22, 25.

Ready? 20, 52, 12, that's a bad sign. Yeah. Probably not gonna win. 42, bad sign. 65, 64, 18, 38. Every time Bobby scratches these sticks is taking out. I know.

I don't do everything at the two, my time out. I know, but. 16. No winner. 29 no winner 21 this is not going to be a winner no 69 no winner 70 all right I keep scratching 59 59 51 50 oh my gosh this is the never ending 35 it just gives you hope 30 that's what they do there are five more to go 54 oh no winner 36 no winner 58 62 final number 31 no scratch off winner

See look that things are looking up for you lunchbox you would have got a $50 gift card I would have got a $50 gift card Yeah, I can give away this $50 gift card okay let's go let's do it let's go how do it What how are we gonna give it away? We'll roll the dice. Okay Amy one Mike D2 lunchbox 3 Eddie 4 Morgan number 2 5 Scoob of Steve 6 Ray 7 Abby 8 and I get 9 and I keep it at 9 and 0. You've got to be kidding. What do I have three? All right, let's go four. Come on. Like yeah, come on, baby. Four. Three, yes, come on. Four. The number is three, hit me with it for a $50 gift card. Yep. The number is, come on baby. One. Why does, it? It's okay. She deserves it. No, she doesn't. She already got the $100 gift card. She gets it. I mean, it's like Bobby and Amy get everything. It's amazing. What?

No. How about a $50 gift card? Yeah, Amy's out though. No, no, Amy's still in. How? She's going to get $500 today and we're going to get nothing. Bones, you've ruined his day. You're going to ruin the rest of the month for him.

$50 Visa gift card. Same numbers. Everybody got your numbers? Yes, I'm one and three. Okay. No, you're not one and three. Amy's still one. She said I can have one.

Here we go. I didn't win. That's me. That's me. That's me. I see the three. I see a three and a six. I see the three.

I can't win. Eight. Who's that? That's so stupid. Abby, $50 more dollars. Come on. Fifty more dollars. The worst people win?

What does that mean? He doesn't know. He just says things. Come on, get it, Abby. Lunchbugs, why don't you open that little thing? Maybe we'll make you help. There you go, Abby. You got more?

Hey, Amy, do you want to give your number to anyone? Yeah. No, I'm not allowing that. You're not. It's the giving season, though. Abby should be disqualified, too. Oh, that's $100. Look at that.

cards. Let's go. What are those 50? 50 at a time. Yeah, here we go. Next roll. Four. Four. That ain't me. The number is four. Yeah! Got something! Fifty dollars, buddy. Yeah. Oh my god. Kill Morgan. Gild Morgan. Like a throwing star. Anna Morgan needs to go to the hospital. All right. Thanks, Mons. You're welcome. Merry Christmas. One more roll. Do you want to give lunchbox a chance to win? I've given him 80 chances. Yes. He's had the chances. He can win my target one?

No, I've given him 80 chances. He literally passed up $97 to jump in a box. All right, last card. Lessons are hard, Amy. I know. Last card. Eddie, you shut up. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Please be three. The number is. Touchdown. Please be three. Three plus four. Yeah! Touchdown.

Yeah. Touchdown. Ray, how did you know? Yeah. Ray, this is your 50 bucks. Thanks buddy. Cool. Do you want it now or no? Yeah, I'll come get in this like. Nice. You got more? No, I don't have any more gift cards. Here, Bobby. But I do, hold on, but I do have a $100. Oh my God. Oh, cashola. Okay, I need you just throw the dice on the ground over here. It's not for the dice. Oh, $100.

The $100? Are you assigning numbers? Just give it to me. You guys can pick your own number. Bones, can we do brackets? Like 1 through 10. No, 10 through. We don't want to be here all day. I know. Pick a number, Amy. We want to $100. Go. 42. Lunchbox? 47. 21. Morgan? 11. Mike?

86 from Mike. Ray? 36 my age. Abby? 17. Scuba? 23, Michael Jordan. All right.

Here we go. This will be the last giveaway of the day. What number are you lunchbox? I don't want to tell you. 47? Dang it. All right. Dang it, you're remembered.

Here we go, guys. So we know any 47. It might. The guarantee is not. Roll the table. Well, wow. Oh, man. Here we go.

Here we go. The number is it's above 50. Who has a number above 50? Not me. Mike does? Of course. Anyone else have a number above 50?

No. The number is 62. What'd you guess? All right. One more round? Yeah, one more. Same numbers. Yeah, same numbers.

21, baby, 21. The number is above 50. It's not like... One more round. One more. This is the last one. Then I got to open something here. All right.

This number is below 50. Yay! Oh! Amy, it's below 40. This number is above 40. Oh my gosh. It's you or me. Oh, my God.

Amy, what is your number? If it is your number... I'm 42 and you're 47. If it's 42, I'm going to puke. Okay? Let's just put that way. trash can. The number is above 45.

What's your real house? You got five numbers, dude. No, there's something. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You got four numbers, actually.

The number is above 46. Oh! You're down to three numbers. I got a one and three shot. 33%. Oh! America needs this. Like, they need this.

They need to go to work today. feeling good about themselves. They need me to win. Like, America is cheering for me right now. They want it to be 47. The number is... 49. That's crazy. Oh, my gosh. That's so close. That's crazy.

Wow. So you're full of almostes. Like you were so close. So many times. Okay. Next. Is this a present? Yeah, that's from the whole show. Yeah, man. You're welcome.

Yeah, see, I got you something. Lunchbox, what is it? It's an Oculus 2. What? Why did you do that? What a jerk? What a jerk. I was just kidding.

Man, like, see, this is why you don't win stuff. You just asked me. Obviously, I was just kidding. Right, what's wrong with you? He thought I didn't know what it was. I was just kidding. This guy. Amy's rolling her eyes.

Fine. Is it? Press the button on the front. I was obviously kidding. I was like, what is it? And even if you do know, you probably don't. Right. Oh.

Yeah. That's the vibe. Well, read the messages. Yeah. I did. Okay. You did? Merry Christmas.

Thanks for the memories. Thanks for everything. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Thank you. I wonder what it could be. Yeah, why even open it?

You already know what it is. It doesn't matter. How do you know, I'm not tricking him? Like the boxes, you know what I mean? You guys. You're not that smart. You're not that smart. It's a can of corn.

Yeah. He's not that smart. Well, I'm sorry, guys. Okay. You don't, yeah. What? Sorry, that was probably a little tight. What are you guys sorry about?

Maybe it's an Oculus 1. Oh, cool. What is it? Cool. Wow, what is it? It's an Oculus Quest 2. Wow, man. Never saw that one coming.

Yeah. Yay. Yay. You already knew what it was. Yay. Thank you. You're welcome, man. Thank you, guys.

I had no idea. Yeah, yeah, you didn't. Scoob, what are you laughing at? Lesh Fox is like, we're talking about he's like Columbo. He's so clueless. Columbo? Yeah, this is a Columbo, like the guy's always like, what's going on, guys?

But he's all of a sudden, like, solve mysteries out of nowhere. He's like the possum, doesn't know what's going on, but does know what's going on. He's the columbo of our show. Abby, is this from you to me? Oh, it is. This was not. Okay, brown, brown, baby. I don't know you're going to open in front of you.

Oh, really? That's why you put it under his desk? So Abby, we say we're getting them a show gift and then you contribute to that and then you won up us and go get an individual gift. No, you don't need to open it in front of her. Okay, you got it. But, I mean, there is a scratch off. You could do that now and maybe we can win. You could win.

No, you can win. She expects some of that money. See how it works? No. That'd be interesting. All right. Okay. Well, what do you think your gift, man?

Big surprise. Yeah, actually it is. Yeah. How do you hook it up? What do you hook it up to? Facebook. Wi-Fi. Just Wi-

A pie straight out? Thanks lunch. Yeah, no problem. Oh my gosh. Whatever. Lunch? You might have money in that bag. 10,000? I don't know.

What bag? Amy gave me a bag of cash. Yeah, it's not anything crazy. You just say what it is. Although he wouldn't care. Let me grab the call from Barbie real quick. There's money, though. Hey, Barbie.

Hello. How are you? I'm great. How are you? Hold on. It's a money stupid chocolate bar. It's a money chocolate bar. I thought you'd like that.

Barbie, I've been listening to what's been going on here. Yes. And I just have to say it's karma at its finest. In what way? Well, because lunchbox is kind of mean sometimes, and he lost everything. He had a chance multiple times to win money, and he didn't. Many times. Yes.

And the wheel stopped, basically, on $2.50, and then... And then Bobby blew, and it went over. And they just made an extra off the $250. Oh, is that funny? Is that funny? I'm sorry. Yes, it is. I don't laugh at your misery, do I? You might. I don't know. You might have laughed. I don't know.

Let me do some. Hey, Barbie, thank you for your call. Yeah. All right. Yes, anytime. Have a good day. Merry Christmas. Here is voicemail. Can you play some voicemails, Ray? Yep. Number one. I do heard lunchbox talk about the trash man. He don't tip him because it's doing his job,

but then he shouldn't tip the waitress for doing her job for bringing him food. The wagers gets paid $2 an hour. She depends on tips for a living. It's a different circumstance. The trash man gets a salary or hourly, and he does not rely on tips. Thank you. Have a nice day. Here's Brett.

Number two. I'm myself. I'm a garbage man. I believe leaving a no other trash can is very unprofessional. And people actually do tip unexpected. All right. Boom. He said it's tacky. Here is number three. Let's not do number three.

I don't know how much you want to talk about your son's punishment anymore. I'm kind of over it. I mean, it's just crazy how everyone has an opinion. I mean, I expect that when we talk about whatever we do as a parent. Yeah. But it's just like, I'm over it. All right, let's move off. We'll hear it after the first of the year.

I want to hear how it shaped out. I know. I still don't have results, by the way. All right, here is David from Amarillo, Texas. I was just wondering about Amy's Bird Minute. Is that another hobby that she just got rid of or not doing it anymore? I was just kind of curious. I ain't heard about it in a long time.

All right, another show. No, I still bird. I just feel like y'all weren't into my bird. content. And I'll have a bird minute come the new year because I have my, like, we might be getting a bird, adopting a bird sometime in the next month or so. Personal bird minute. Yeah. Yeah. My shoulder is really sore. I don't, I never talked,

I have a tear on my shoulder. I have an official diagnosis because I get an MRI. So I had a doctor, fiscal therapist, come over and work on me yesterday. And I have that tape stuff all on still. But it hurts so bad because it was her working on the injury and then it was me trying to sleep with that not only injury but the work she did on it just killing do you want to hear my diagnosis

I probably don't but I'll read it anyway let's see I have to pee so bad I don't take breaks this is what sucks about this thing everybody else got to go do the little tinkle yeah I had to stay in here let's see here dunna why am I singing the Snoopy song

that's your Christmas card press the butt the one that you loved so much I do the wreath lit up in every You didn't see that. Yes, I did. That's all of it. You did? I don't know. It's not letting me log into my account. So, all right, you just have to trust me on it. Um, all right, I think this is going to be a short one today. Everybody good? Yeah.

Give him one more shot. No. At what? I don't have anything left. The $100? He had hundreds of shots. No. Whoa. That's your gift. You were just saying give me a shot. Now you're rejecting a- You know what, Amy? If you want to give it away. I'll trade the Oculus for the number seven box. Huh? I traded him for a box. I'm not trading it. I get to keep it anyway. Oh, 7's porn anyway. Yeah.

I don't have any more money to give him. Why can give him some of mine? No, no, no, you won that. He had more opportunities than everybody else. Lots of chances. He even had extra because we felt bad for him. Well, you're going to feel bad for me for the next year because... Remember when he kept...

We had the money in the envelopes? Yeah, and I got the one dang dollar. That was great. I ripped it up. And I had money put in all. different envelopes. Different amounts. He destroyed a dollar.

I still have that ripped up dollar. And it was him who did it. Why do you still happen? Do you want a chance to win your hat back? I do. No, I do. Stop it. Stop it.

He already won $50. He has to buy it for $50. What do I have to do? Give him the gift card. Even or odd. It's just one. Even or odd. Let's go even.

Two. The number is. Four. Six. Yeah! Give him our hat back. Woo! Love it.

Oh. That's awesome. Thank you, Bones. Thank Mike. Thank you, Mike. Lunchbox. The thing is between the applesauce and that little My Pony color me. Oh, lunchbox, even rod for your bidet bag. Even.

Three, odd. Oh. But also, I had something positive. It rolls three now when he doesn't want it to be three. The stuff he won, the applesau. Oh, yeah, three. That was my number. Three was my number for the gift cards.

You stupid. too late. Go ahead, Amy. The color me pony or whatever he got and the applesauce, those will be good things for his kids. Color me pony. I have boys. I swear to God, you know what the number is here? 47. What are you? I swear to God. You see gender when it

comes to toys? Are you serious? Yeah, I swear to God. I'd stop this thing and it's on 47. Amy, I promise you. Because I didn't sit here and do this with it. You would have seen me do that. Oh, my God. I just rolled it and stopped on 47. All right. Well, what does that mean? That means we need to go home. He at least gets the bidet. Nah. Okay.

No, we didn't end this day, quick. One more shot at the big ball. We're never doing the Christmas show again. One more shot at the big ball. You want it? Yes. Absolutely. I want every shot I can get, and it's never going to work out, but go for it. What do you want to do? Pick two numbers.

Yeah, two out of 100. So that's one out of 50. It's better. Oh, you know what? They just took your chance away. I didn't. I thought that was... What? I hate you guys. Why are you fighting for him? Because I feel bad.

Well, you know what? I did for a second. But why are you fighting for you? You got your hat back. You didn't even do anything. You got $50 and you're the arrogant jerk over here. Arrogant. Yeah, absolutely.

Lunchbox, go ahead. Pick a number, two numbers. 27 and 65. It's in the 60s. What? Amy, no, we're not doing this again. We're not. Okay, fine.

Just say it. Amy, it's not. What number did you pick? What number is it? You pick 65? Yeah. I will tell you it's between 64 and 69. Hey, you're in there. You're in there.

I mean, this is on par for how everything's gone for this today. It's not 64. Okay. Okay. So you're still in it. It's not 66. It's not 69. It's not 67.

Well, then it's 69. Great. Nice. It's not 68. Oh, 68 is alive. Wow, so it's 65 or 69? The number is 69. Oh, wow. Wow, dude.

You need to go home now. Go straight to bed. Don't do anything else today. Don't even get in a car. I'll drive you home. Oh, man. I don't know if you want to drive me home. You may get a flat tire with my luck.

Gosh. This is just weird. That's your wife. Tell you'll sue tomorrow. Oh, man. She's probably already like, man, I don't want to be near you. This was just a follow-up basically to the radio show. Hope you guys listen to it.

We will have a new show on Monday. Otherwise, we're going to go. I have an interview you have to do in like three minutes, so I got to get off this part of the show. Thank you. Merry Christmas. If you hope you're feeling the spirit, and we'll see you guys Monday.

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