The Bobby Bones Show - Friday Post Show (4-23-21)

Episode Date: April 23, 2021

Bobby talks to Caller Katy in Oklahoma who is the one who got the Cameo from Raymundo where he plugged his own merch. He talks about a man who is suing Dunkin Donuts for hot coffee that will spilled on him. Fire Chief Robert also made the news for being on our show. Bobby on how many views you have to get online to make money as an influencer. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's not a spoiler. Who cares? She goes, listen to the Bobby Bone Show this morning on the way to school. The Fun Fact Friday segment comes on, and we learned that a fart travel seven miles per hour. We giggled. Yes, you're welcome. A few minutes later in the drop-off line, the drop-off line's going slow. My eight-year-old son says, come on, my farts go faster than this.

That's funny. That's what I'm talking about. See, people say we don't give anything back. Come on, man. No, my God. What's happening, everybody? Let's go to Katie in Orlando, Florida. As we were getting off the air, she was calling in.

So I'd like to talk to her now. Katie, how are you? I'm good. Bobby, how are you? Really good. What's going on with you? So I was just out walking my dog this morning, listening to the podcast,

and I heard you guys start talking about one of Raymondo's recent cameos. And I was listening, I'm like, this is mine. This is my cameo. Oh, the one we played and made fun of him for for trying to sell his shirt. And also for saying I was coming to a... Yeah, why at the end. Yeah. So how much did you pay for that cameo from Ramo?

Yeah, that one. So it was for our anniversary, and we're not doing anything this year because you have a two-year-old and I'm pregnant. So I decided to spend the big $31 on it. And it was well worth it, for sure. Okay, I was going to ask if you felt that it was... felt that it was $31 well worth the money. When you opened it, we were like, that was fun.

Yeah, it was super fun. And I even posted it on that B-team page just to bring more awareness. So maybe more people would order it. Maybe some people would buy his shirts. Oh, so supportive. Too supportive. Well, Katie, happy anniversary.

That's awesome. Did you give him five stars? Yes, I gave him a five-star review. I was a little bit confusing, honestly. You have to do it like through the email. You can't just go back to the website and do it. But I did leave him a five-star review from me and my husband. Well, thank you.

It's good to talk to you as well. Listen, I'm talking, I'm not even going to charge her. Oh, it's free. Oh, wow. That's so nice of you. Let's call this a Bobbyo. This Bobbio, no charge. Wow.

All right, Katie. I hope you have a great day. Happy anniversary. You too. Thank you. All right, bye-bye. If you missed out on yesterday. Yesterday or today's show?

My days are getting mixed up. For what? Ray's cameo when I played it back. Is that today? I don't think so. Yes, it was today. Mike D. says it was today. Well, then he knows.

I've played so many Ray cameos. I have no idea what's going on here. Let's see. A guy in New Jersey is suing Duncan after he was burned by a cup of coffee that spilled in his lap last year. Oh. This is still a thing that we learned from McDonald's.

Well, let's hear the story first because I could be swayed. If they give him the cup and it's extremely hot and the lid wasn't on all the way, and he's done bodily harm to himself, a nice way to his side. Okay.

If it's his part, negligence, let's just see. A man has sued an employee and manager of a local Dunkin' Donuts after he says he was burned by a cup of coffee that spilled on his lap while he's going to the restaurant's drive-thru. The man, Leonard Allen,

is also suing Dunkin' Donuts, Inc. The incident happened on August 25th when an unnamed female employee without any due caution served him a scalding hot, medium coffee in a manner as to spill the entirety of the liquid on his lap causing immediate and agonizing pain. The suit claims the employee acted in a negligent and careless manner

as she failed to properly secure the cup and the lid of the beverage. Alan suffered secondary burns to his quote persons and other personal injuries of both temporary and permanent nature. Wow. If he burned his pecker. That sounds painful. Is that what they mean about persons?

Probably. Weird contract lingo. And they didn't actually put the lid on. I mean, I think he probably has and she handed it over in a negligent way. I mean, what does that mean? I don't know. She was rushing or something.

Maybe. She's like, here's her coffee. She just throws it at them. Good luck. Lunchbox used to work at Dunkin' Donuts. Did you ever hand coffee through the window? Oh, all the time, man. I worked that drive-thru like you've never seen.

People loved when they pulled up the drive-thru window and they got me. Why? Because I was so good at what I'd do. They would pull up. They would give me three dozen donut orders and I wouldn't even write anything down. Boom. Get all the donuts, no problem. Because they're like, you don't want to write this down?

No, I got this. Don't worry. And I would put their cream, their sugar in their coffee. They want two creams, two sugars. Don't worry, I'll be right back. Boom, boom. Mix it up. There you go. Never had a problem because you know why?

I was good at my job. You ever spill coffee on somebody's persons? Nope. Never. Never had a complaint. I got all five-star reviews. I don't think they were reviewing. Back then.

Or I don't think they are now either. I don't think they'll review for somebody handing you some donuts. Just driving through. He lets you yell it at them. Five stars! But I did have that. the scenario where I was going to throw coffee on someone if someone came in and robbed the place because the coffee pot was right to the left of the cash register. So I was going to grab the coffee,

throw it on them, and then dive out the drive-thru window. Had it all planned out, I always thought about it, never got to enact it. That's good. Yeah, how do you feel about this lawsuit? I think it's ridiculous. I mean, when you're getting coffee, you've got to understand that it's going to be hot and you are taking a chance when they're handing it from the drive-thru window to you, there's going to be, you know, that, ooh, there could that be that moment where it mixes up and you got to check the lid? I don't think there's any merit. Not going to win any money for me. Ooh, merit. I have a question for lunchbox. Well, I would say before, I would say if she spilled it on his member, there's a lot. There's persons. Persons, yeah. If she spilled it on his part,

like if she was handing it, it spilled out of her hand. Yeah. And that lid, that, that is reason. if she handed it all the way over to him and then he didn't check the lid and he spelled it on himself there is not but if she did but it's an accident it doesn't matter you can have an accident

and have a car wreck sure and you should have to pay money accident doesn't mean you're completely in the clear you accidentally kill somebody that's what manslaughter involuntary yeah but still it is a thing yeah so I would if I'm the judge I want to go okay

reenact how you hand of this coffee over and if she has her hand it dumps on his wiener I'm like money to that guy. But if she hands it to him and he grabs it, and then he spills it because the lids off, no money,

but $50 gift card to Duncan. Case dismissed. That's why I'd do. I don't know, man, I've always wondered, like, you know, when, I don't know, when you go up to the drive-thru, like, have you parked a little far away from the window? Is it more challenging?

You know, like, what if... Of course it is. What if he was further away and she had reached in, and then, oh, they slipped and it fell in. You know what I mean? There's a lot more questions, but that's involuntary person-slaught it, Eddie. I'm like, you guys reenact.

I put a little fake car up there in the courtroom. Maybe they have video footage. Some stores film drive-through. I bet they do. How much does he want? Millens. Of course. I think Millons.

If you're going to ask for something, well, he has third-degree burns or second-degree burns on his person. Persons. That was in the news. Fire Chief Robert made the news again. Oh, for what? For being on our show. Oh, cool.

Yes. So initially, we did. We read his story. And then we were like, this is to tell me something good. Then he called us yesterday morning at the top of the show. And we talked about that. And now he is on the news for being on our show. The story went on to say that Chief Robert Bourne and the Huntertown Fire Department were able to rescue two guinea pigs that were trapped in the garage during a fire.

Was a Wednesday show we were on? Okay. I have no concept of what year it is anymore or what day things are happening. Here's the clip of W-A-N-E News 15. A local fire chief made an appearance on the Bobby Bones National Radio Show this morning. Last week we told you about a 10-year-old Huntertown girl being called a hero after saving her family when their garage caught on fire But also during that the fire crews rescued two guinea pigs the story eventually made its way to the Bobby Bones show And that's where Chief Robert Boren heard them talking about it

So he called in yesterday they did an interview with the chief at the end of it all I was just blown away and I was so excited every time he would say the name Huntertown I was like oh my gosh we're getting out there like they're hearing about our department you know we usually get encompassed with fort Wayne or larger cities around us but for once we're like standing out on our own and that was just so exciting for us pretty cool that's a really shout out and i hope they don't go investigating the guy right because sometimes i don't i don't know if he has like 10 unpaid tickets i have no idea but sometimes somebody will get in the news and they'll be like oh this guy's going viral let's investigate what he's ever done in his whole life that's the guy we've been looking for yeah he goes to jail for not turning in a VHS tape from 1993

But yeah, good for him, huh? Yes. That's awesome. I like that. And we've got Pimp and Joy hats being mailed out. To the whole fire squad station. Crew. Crew.

We just go with crew. Squad. Like they dance. They put out fire and they do a little dance. On the Bobbycast today, George Thorogood is on. We got a couple really good interviews on the same Bobbycast. And I want to kind of run through his songs, Amy, like his top five or six stream songs, if you know them. Okay.

But he does, Babababad to the bone. I know that. You know this? Yeah. He talked about how Bad to the Bone wasn't a big hit with the audience is when he played it. Oh.

Until it started to get played on classic rock radio. Weird. Yeah. And then it became a big hit. Here you go. It was another song in the set. That one was in the show. And people were like, yeah, okay.

But when rock classic radio got a hold of it, boom. That's when it took off. Again, I was out doing some. I think I went to the gym or something. I came home and I turned on classic rock And they were playing a song, Bourbon's Gotts and Beer. And I said, okay, I'm listening, you know, I'm listening.

I said, I'm just going to keep it on just to hear what the DJ says. And they came on and go, well, that was a block of Thorogood, Hendricks, and Clapton. What? I ran into the house and immediately started practicing my guitar. I said, are you kidding me? So it's a really fun interview. We do a couple segments about the 70s in this week. Eddie and I did one about songs, and George Thorogood was on.

So, here, I'll remember one through some of this. He's on, by the way, because he's playing the opera for the first. time tomorrow night. He lives in the West Coast. He's a big classic rock guy, but the opera invited him to play his debut is tomorrow night. You can watch on our Facebook page. But he's in town. He's like, hey, can I go to an interview? I was like, of course. And then I heard him leaving. He was like, oh, that's a good one. Thank God. Yeah.

Usually he goes, he said he goes to like some old classic rock station, and the guy's like, so how'd you learn how to play guitar? He gets the same old questions. Did he leave in a motorcycle? No, he's like 70. Oh. He did not. Well, that's what I pictured.

You know, bad to the bone. He's like, but no. Are we putting Jake on this week, too? Yeah. So Jake Brennan, and I'm going to run through these songs in a second, who does the disgrace land podcast, where it's all about music stars and the lives you didn't know they were living,

and they were actually bad people for the most part. And he comes on and we just kind of talk about all that he's learned about a lot of these folks. Weird. Who did he say was the worst? Rick James. He said probably the worst. Oh, really?

He's Rick James. Super freak. Super freak. He's like running drugs or running guns for the cartel. This is a really bad guy. Yeah, interesting. Check out the Bobbycast this week. It's all about music, and this one gets really into the weeds.

What's the number one song from George's that are good? Bad of the Bone? On the streaming? Here you go. Do you know that one? Yep. What's number two? Let me see.

Oh, pull up the whole playlist. We're going to go down this list here. We have all those in there. Do you have... Who do you love? That's a jam. That's a jam. Yeah.

Ooh, do you love? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think so. No. I mean, maybe I've heard it in like a, it sounds like a commercial or something. I feel like a lot of these ended up being in commercials.

How about, I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. Mm-mm. There you go. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know this. Yeah, with nobody else. No. How about one bourbon, one scotch, one beer?

One bourbon, one scotch. Yeah, okay, okay. How about get a haircut? Get a haircut and get a real job. Get it together like your big brother, Bob. This is from Lace 92. Nope. Do you know this one?

Here you go. Pull it up. He's pulling it up, everyone. Pulling it up. They said my friends were just an unruly mob And I should get a haircut And get a real job What else is in that top list there?

It's a lot of versions of Bad to the Bowes Oh it is? Live in 83. Live in 89. All right. Well, check it out. I enjoyed it. I sent Arkansas Keith the picture

And he was like, no way, man. He's not impressed by anything. But I sent him a picture of George Thoroughgood. He's like, no way, man. So that's up there this week. But I do think you'll like the Jake Brennan one when you hear that interview as well. Here's a voicemail. This is Ray, let's play voicemail number three from last night.

Here you go. Morning studio. I'm calling about Eddie's midlife crisis and all the things that he's been trying. I think next he should get a full-sleeve tattoo and wear that for a week. You can get them on Amazon. I got one once for an 80s party and I went as an 80s rocker. Everybody kept saying how real it looked. I wore it for almost a week after and I felt like a badass.

It was so fun. I think it would be fun for Eddie. Love the show. Have a great day. Okay, she's talking about the, it's like a panty hose thing. No, I think she got like a temporary. Oh. Mm-hmm.

It does the full sleeve. It's not a bad idea. But if you like it, then you get a real one. No. Boats, I'm not going to get a real sleeve tattoo. That's permanent. Nail polish, that's not permanent. Sunglasses, you take them off when you're tired of a tattoo.

That's the real deal. When are you going to stop wearing the nail polish? You're done, right? I mean, it's starting to chip, so I might just go through the weekend and then get rid of it. Will you remove it or just leave it? I think I'm going to just let it chip off because I was doing the dishes yesterday and they started chipping more and more and I'm like, all right, this isn't going to last. You can wear gloves when you do the dishes. That's how I try to protect my nails.

Oh, really? Yeah, like the rubber gloves. Goldie gloves. My wife says just do the dip. Apparently you go to the nail place and that lasts for like two weeks or three weeks. Oh, yeah. But it gets really that's hard. Like, I mean, your nail grows out like it feels really hard.

And then that's how I got my nail fungus. So be careful. Oh, my. Netflix has Re Cobra Kai has renewed Cobra Chi Oh alright Comes out

I think in July or so Which is good It's the cheesiest show that I like It is extremely cheesy But I still like it Season 4 I didn't know they had that many What are you at? I'm done

Oh you're done Caught up Just finished So it's gonna come out Sometime this year Maybe October Maybe not July But then I also saw Umbrella Academy's coming back

You like that one I do like that one a lot Mike Do you like umbrella Academy The last season was okay. I didn't love it. I liked the last season. That was pretty good.

A little slower. Yeah, very slow. They went back in time, like the 50s and 60s. Yeah, it took a few episodes for me. But I like Umbrella Academy. I'm glad it came back. Are you watching anything right now? 902.1.

Why? Well, because I was going to have Ginny Garth and Tori Spelling, I think, on my podcast. You said were? You're not anymore? Well, I mean, I don't know. I think I had them maybe scheduled, and then I had to move a bunch of stuff around

when I was off for the two weeks. and so I don't know what's getting rescheduled, but originally, because they were at least on the forecast for the podcast, I started watching it, and now I'm all in. And I can't stop. It's so exciting to me. I want to like just, at times, I'm like, oh, what time? Is it almost bedtime?

So we can just put on 902 and O'clock. The old one, not the new one. The old one. Yes. Back of the day, I started season one, episode one. And of course, I watched it as I was a kid. Well, I think because I had an older sister. But some stuff I was like, did my mom know?

I was watching this. Well, there are some songs I listen to now from back in the day. And I'm like, did anybody know their kids were listening to this? And I was a kid, but I didn't get it then. Yeah. They were like right over my head. I know, I'm sure a lot of it went over my head.

But they were tackling some, they tackle some real hardcore high school issues. And so I just recommend that's a throwback you can find on Hulu. And I think I'm on season four or something. Did you say your daughter was trying to watch The Simpsons? She started watching it. I don't even know how she came across it,

but I walked in the living room and saw The Simpsons on, and we don't, I've never watched that. And she, what's that? I don't know, there's some music coming over. Eddie and I thought aliens were invading. Yeah, like what does that happen? I thought a truck was like riding by. What was that?

A computer? I think a computer. Okay, go ahead. So I thought, wait, where did you learn about the Simpsons? She goes, I don't know, I just came across it. So I'm testing it out, she said. And she was laughing. And I thought, well, speaking of things I watched as a kid, I wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons.

For whatever reason, I could watch 9-0 to No, but not The Simpsons. And I thought, oh, wait, I don't really watch it. So I don't know what's okay for her to see. But she was into it. And she turns 14 this Sunday. So it's like, it's fine, right? Yes. Okay.

I think it's fine for all ages. Kids don't get the adult jokes. adults get the adult jokes even though it's a cartoon and it's just adult enough for 14 year old to feel like hey I'm getting to do some older person stuff you're not seeing like you know their private parts or anything like that but they do some adult stuff huh but just ish just ish

okay well she's again she's just quote testing it out good let us know how the test goes I know I saw a story about how many followers you need to be truly successful as an influencer oh how many which Eddie has been trying to get to 10,000 on TikTok. Yes. I saw you hit it. I've hit it. I'm at think at 10,000, what, 10.2 or something? Yeah? Yeah, dude. I'm climbing. So I'm really pumped about it. What's the number, though? Well, what Eddie's trying to do is make money on TikTok. How much do you have to have to make money?

10,000. Oh, okay. So I've enrolled in the payroll process, but I check it every day and I've got nothing. So, well, because you probably have to have a certain amount of views, right? I don't know how it works. Me neither. It's, it's just followers, right? Or is it followers and views? It's Views, yeah, on your videos. Yeah. So, okay, it is, you have to hit 10,000 followers for sure. Do you know the views? I don't know how they account for that.

No, no, no, no, no. I know how you get paid by views, but I'm talking about to even be in the system to get paid. You have to have a certain amount of views? No. Followers. It's followers. Followers, yes. But then I guess the amount of money you get.

Like, I would think, Bobby, you get paid. Like, your money was started to go up because maybe you're putting up more interesting. The more views you get on a video, the more money you make. Okay, there you go. I'm going to pull mine up right now. So in order to get paid, you've got to have 10,000 followers. And then once you've applied and they've accepted you into the program or whatever, then you're paid based on views.

Over the last two months, I've made $271. Dang, that's good money. It's that stuff you would be doing anyway. And now you're getting just mailbox money. Well, yeah, I don't know how to get it yet. It's just in the app. They just tell me I'm getting it. I think you get it.

the end of the second month. You have to go to a full month, and then that next month's the end of it, you get paid for that month. When you enrolled in your program, when did you start seeing money come in? Three days after, it starts to tell you that first day.

I mean, imagine if you had started, because you could have enrolled a long time ago. What's the deal with you? How much money you made? Nothing. Do you know how to look? Yeah, I already checked. I check every day.

But how many days did you get in? Four days ago. Oh, so you haven't done anything with enough use. Okay. So are you still opening boxes? Is that your thing? I watched your latest, though. You opened a box?

of the San Antonio Spurs stuff. Yes. Did you like that? I already knew. Okay. You already know what they're like. I got another box today. I'll open one today, so. I still think Spanish word of the day could be something as well. You could do? You haven't thinking about that. I've thought about, you told me birds could be my thing, but the minute, a lot of times

I put the camera on the birds, they go away. They know. They know. And so they don't want to be filmed, and then I don't know. I do, you know, we do, people love the fun facts. So I could do one, one of my five. I do a fun fact. I could just do one. I'm in the morning corny. You can do whatever you want. Oh, okay. We don't have a show account, which is odd.

Well, I'll watch other shows on their accounts. I'm all acting like I'm going to get on there and, like, do something I'm trying to keep up with other things. But I do think it would be fun to add one little thing just to have that because so many people are on TikTok. A new social salary calculator has launched to give you a clear idea of what you'll need to accomplish. Here you go. Currently, the median full-time salary in the United States is $34,103. According to the calculator, to make that as an influencer to make $34,100,100. $303. You need to do at least one of the following. Get 8,158,612 views on YouTube.

Okay. That's a lot. That's to make $34,000. Have 105 sponsored posts on Instagram. Wow. I think that's different, though, because the more you have, the more they pay for it. Get 93 million views on TikTok. So if you get 93 million views, you'll make $34,000. Yeah, I guess they're just saying you can, this can be your full-time job. There might be more money in cameo.

Of course, your salary goals are probably higher, so use the calculator. You can enter in your desired salary and it tells you how many you need to get. That's from LICD, L-I-C-D. Gotcha. But it's hard to make money on social media with views alone.

It's easier to get followers and sell sponsored content. Does that make sense? Yes. Anybody I know that's making money off They're not doing it from the little marketplace fund that this is happening in. They're doing it because people are hiring them. Because if people are watching TikTok, same thing is watching a commercial on TV.

Oh, yeah. It's just about getting eyeballs and the right kind of eyeballs. You know, if you're going to somebody who makes TikToks that kids like and you want to go sell a kid product and purchase them, purchase them, you know what I mean? Oh, my glasses start to dig into my head. What is it you do with the lottery thing again? Oh yeah, you scratch it off. He scratches off tickets.

And then it keeps them there because you're like, you're talking about other things, but you're also got the, you know, you keep it intense. I may do one today, yeah. Are you going to win? I'm down $390, though. $390? This is after you've calculated how much you've won? No.

Yeah, yeah, after I've calculated how much you won. I'm down $3.90. That should give people an understanding of how. That's what I say. That's why you don't play. You're like providing a, this is don't play the lottery. 101. Well, also, I'm just trying to talk about stuff. Until one day, maybe if you hit

it, that'd be crazy. And you're filming. Well, what I do is if I hit numbers, I don't scratch the dollar till the end. Everybody waits around. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. But what sucks is a lot of times I don't hit numbers, so everybody just waiting around with their thumbs in their butts. No reason. Waiting for me to do something. Won't want. But this was inspired by watching those eggs.

Surprise eggs. People open the eggs. And people will wait around to see what's in the egg, including me. I've been the victim of sitting there watching away too many eggs. Not just kids. Yeah. And my idea. I were in a gas station in California and I was like, I wonder if I did that. Like scratch tickets, like people do eggs if people would stick around for it and just watch more and more. Howie dang, did they not?

Every time I put one up, it gets over 130, 140, 200,000 views. So I was doing one the other night on live, which I didn't post on my feed. But that's when Eller had eaten my medication. Oh, right. We thought, and she hasn't been sick yet. But I'll probably do one today if you guys want to follow me, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. And I will give 10%... On Instagram or TikTok.

Oh, you do it on live. Okay. I will give 10% of any prize I went over. $1,000 to somebody who's on. Oh. Somebody watching? Really? You just pick them random?

Man, you just, that's another incentive to stay around. So what I'll do is... Including us? No, you won. You're disqualified. Unless you quit the show, then you watch. But what I'll do is I'll go back and look at all the comments during it. And I'll pick one of them...

Oh, that's cool. To win a prize. So in the back of the ticket, it says like one and four or the odds or whatever. Most of them are the $30 ones are one and two. So that's saying that there should be a winner, one winner out of three tickets, roughly, right? Well, winner could mean break even. Yes. Yeah, just money given.

So are you seen that true? Like when you scratch? Eddie, I'm not $390. Yeah. So no. So no, you're not seeing it. I think I'm getting all the losers. It's weird.

But I will scratch it. You know, Jake Brennan, who the podcast brought me $4.30 scratchers is a gift. Pulled up in a Porsche and gave me $4.30 scratchers. Like, dang, podcast life's doing good for all Jake Brennan. but I'll probably do that today. Let's see. What else do I want to mention here? There is a job

they will hire a professional party starter who will get $5,000 to quote teach people how to gather, celebrate and have way too much fun again. Because we forgot. Because when the world reopens. Evide is hiring a professional party starter who will get $5,000 to do that

to teach people how to have fun. Are you the life of the party? I mean, I could do that. Yes. Like when I go home to my in-laws, they're always like, all right, Eddie, tell us what to do. Really?

I'm like, well, let me go to the liquor store. I'll be right back. Oh. Someone's going to pay you $5,000 to just get a mouth on. No, and then I take the guitar and I'm like, let's go sing along. The guitar is strong. Nights! Are you bringing your guitar to that birthday party tonight?

I don't know. I don't know if they have guitars there or I should bring one, but I'm planning on singing and drinking for sure. I'm Ubering. You are Ubering? Oh, yeah, of course. Got a babysitter, we Uber, we get tanked, play some guitars, come back and pass out. That's the plan for tonight. But you have four kids then.

What do you mean? They got a babysitter. I don't have to worry about it. While you're asleep at night? What? My wife won't be drinking. No. So why can't she drive back?

Well, I don't know. She'll have two or three or something. Fill in the blank. Every party needs blank. Alcohol. Okay. I don't agree, but okay. Tell us about the best party you've ever hosted or attended.

The best party I've ever, oh, man, South by Southwest had some really good parties. Usually sponsored by like an alcohol, like Tito's vodka or something. We're seeing with Eddie here. It's all alcohol all the time. And you've got to have music, too. Like major, like loud, loud, loud music. What do you predict will be the biggest post-pandemic party trend? These are the questions I ask you.

Like photo booths, but like something with social media. Why should you be Evide's professional party starter? Oh, because I am the life of the party. I was born the life of the party and I will bring it. Share your Instagram handle. At producer Eddie. All right, you're hired. Dang, that's it.

That's the interview process? That's it. You win. Okay, come on. Okay, all right. I think that's going to be it for it. today. I'm just kind of looking at my list here. Anything you want to say, Amy? No, I just hope everyone has a great weekend. Nice.

Day weekend. You know, I love it when you say that. Why? If you don't say that sometimes, I'm like, hey, Amy, wasn't feeling it today. It's like Tim, our security guy, and walk in the building every day. If he's not like, hey, man, have a good show. I'm like, it's going to be a terrible show. He does say that. Yeah. If he doesn't say that, I'm like, oh, no, I'm have a bad show. But I don't ever tell him. I need you to tell him you to tell me you, have a good show. But when he does, I'm like, oh, it's going to be special. Yeah. And I mean, might as well. I'm at Radio Amy as well and Mike D made my TikTok at Radio Amy. I was at Radio Amy 7 for like two years because I didn't know I could be radio. I thought someone else had had it. Like why is TikTok so hard?

It's hard. I don't understand it. It makes me feel old. Well, you are getting old. Guys, look in the mirror. All you guys are getting older. Oh, you guys are. Me, I'm pretty good. You're still young? Whatever. I had someone tell me the other day I looked like I was in my 20s. What? I did. I did. All right. Okay. I did. And you were tipping them later. Yeah. What were they doing? Was that a profession you tip?

I mean, I guess they were providing a service they could have gotten a tip. Oh, classic. You're already paying them. But I mean, whatever. I still, it's fine. All right. That's it. Thank you guys. Hope you have a great weekend. And I believe that will be it. Goodbye, friends. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot.

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