The Bobby Bones Show - Garth Brooks Talks New Tour In The Friday Morning Conversation + Awkward Delivery Room Stories
Episode Date: June 15, 2018Garth Brooks talks about his new tour and teases new music in the Friday Morning Conversation. Listeners call in to share the awkward stories of people who ended up in the delivery room that they didn...’t want there. Also, the show competes in “Friends Trivia” and “Name The Secret Sound” games to win trips for listeners to the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones Post Show pre-show.
Yeah.
So here we are about to end a week.
of radio shows.
I feel like I'm on NPR right now.
Why are you whispering?
I don't know.
Thank you for listening today.
Do you ever listen to NPR?
Yes.
And that's exactly how they talk.
Yeah, so today we're bringing on botanist Harold J. Bonsi.
Oh.
Harold J., you're known for your uncle discovering the Bonsi tree, right?
Yeah, my uncle, Jim, yes.
He discovered the Bonsie tree, and I'm very proud of him.
How does that affect your life over the past 20 years and your discovering of the new Bonsie
located in the eastern Philippines?
Yes, you know, it's taking a big turn in my life.
I didn't expect my life to be this way, but I enjoy every minute of it.
You wrote a new book.
I did.
The Bonsie Chronicles.
Yes.
It's 793 pages.
Could you start from page one and talk about all the different elements from all the Bonsi trees you've ever discovered?
Absolutely.
The first page, I was.
That's it.
That's what it sounds like.
Yeah, that's it.
Can we wait to check it out.
You never flip it on NPR?
No, the only interesting.
NPR-related thing I listened to is how I built this podcast.
The podcast?
Yeah.
NPR has really done a cool thing with podcasts.
They've blown up.
NPR, IHR Radio, both have really invested a lot in podcasts.
I mean, we're in the audio revolution right now.
Yeah.
Because, yes, we are.
Tell me more about that.
Well, I'm glad you asked.
Actually, no matter what topic that it is you want to learn more about,
there's someone talking about it.
Back in, let's say, the 18th century, there weren't podcasts or headphones.
So you couldn't hear things.
You're so right though.
There's podcasts on everything.
It's a matter if you love The Simpsons or you like T-Bone Stakes.
There's a podcast about it.
Pretty amazing.
And so this is the audio revolution.
So yeah, there's, I do the Bobbycast.
First of all, Amy, when is your podcast going to happen?
Oh, I'm having some meetings.
Yeah.
You're waiting on that paperwork?
No.
No, but I mean, you know about them?
I told you.
What was the date?
We asked Ramies to be ready?
But it's not ready because there's other people that have opinions.
Oh, I asked what the question?
Oh, I know.
We didn't say a day.
We just said June.
That's a date.
Oh, it's a month.
Yeah.
What about the sports show?
Yeah, we got the ball rolling.
We got the ball rolling.
We're getting everything together.
We just don't want to start before we do any vacation stuff.
We want to like.
That's a dumbest thing ever heard.
You don't want to start before vacation.
Yeah, because we don't want to put out a couple.
There's no penalty and not.
It doesn't matter.
I don't know what might.
Well, no, no.
You tell us then, because we don't know what we're doing.
Just get it on.
As many episodes as possible from the beginning.
And then take a week off?
Who cares?
Okay, I didn't know that.
Well, that's not what they said on the call.
Don't listen to them.
No, listen to me.
Okay.
Here's my method on life.
Just do it and ask questions later.
I like that.
Just do it and figure it out why you're doing it instead of figuring it out first.
Because then you'll never do it.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Sports events.
By the way, that is on a sports show.
Yeah.
We have like golf like right now.
But the sore losers,
which by the way,
whenever Eddie and Raimundo did an episode
is a top 10 podcast.
Wow.
So what if you guys debut
and it's not top 10
with all three of you?
We have to cut one.
I mean,
we'll have to look at the research.
No, it's going to be different.
No,
y'all have to realize y'all
we're on the Bobby cast.
He means debuting as the sore losers
not with his built-in audience.
But he's saying like if we look at research
and it comes back that like it's less.
Research. Where do you have these tools?
Yeah, I don't know how to look at that.
You just hear people say it.
They put up an Insta story poll.
That is research, though.
It is.
This weekend, I'm going to go and do a stand-up show in Charleston, which I'm excited about.
And then I'm back.
I mean, I'm doing that book tour all week.
I'm going to do Good Morning America and then Today Show, both next week, which is crazy.
They're going to both let me on.
And not because both, but either.
Let me just say that differently.
It's crazy either one of them will let me on.
So I'm going to go promote the book there.
With GMA, it was the American Idol tie in.
Oh, okay.
Because that's ABC.
Yeah.
So I'm doing that.
So I'm pretty excited about that.
Are you doing any night shows?
Like Kimmel?
I'm not, listen.
I'm lucky to get on a three-minute block.
I don't think Fallon puts on authors.
Oh, he doesn't.
What about Gordon?
Corden?
I'm not big enough anyway.
So the answer is no, that I'm not big enough to do that.
But they really don't do that unless they're famous for something else.
Okay.
The only one is...
Colbert. Colbert will put Charlemagne on
because they grew up in South Carolina together.
Oh, really? That's cool.
And he's...
But not me.
I saw Charlemagne on, what's the HBO one?
Bill Mar.
Yeah, I saw that one. It's pretty good.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that's what I'm going to do next week.
So I'll be working from New York for a lot of the week.
But next week, David Lee Murphy's coming into play.
Awesome.
Dan and Shays doing four days on the show
because they're playing a new song every day.
So, yeah, it'd be good.
Anything, Amy.
Man, I'm just hoping every day is a great week.
I love that.
And what's your plan?
I mean, I switched it up a little bit.
Yeah.
This weekend?
Yeah.
We have a play date tomorrow with some other, well, our friend that adopted from Haiti, too,
they live like 30 minutes away.
So.
You need a pool to take them to?
They have a pool.
Oh.
Yeah.
But I'm excited for my kids to see some of their, like, Haitian, like, have that connection.
Yeah.
Because it's been a while since they've hung out with them.
And I think it's good for them to see, because they've,
been in America a couple of years.
The other kids.
The other kids.
So I'm glad that we were able to arrange that this weekend because it's definitely been like a
month or two.
Do your kids still have a relationship with Haiti?
Do they know it as Haiti?
Like what do they know it is?
Yeah.
I mean, that's their home.
In fact, someone just like my husband or my son and I were riding his bike the other
day and we met a listener and he was like, where are you from?
And she said, I'm from here.
And she goes, where are you from?
And he goes, Haiti.
I mean, that's his first answer.
always want that to be because that's that's I don't want him to lose that or my daughter and they
want to go they ask about going all the time which we absolutely will do but we need to wait a minute
it's probably too soon could dig up a lot of emotion but the plans are go back to Haiti and even
visit their birth moms wow but that timeline is is out there so obviously just going to Haiti is first
yeah going to Haiti's first I think all that will happen at the
And one trip?
At the same time.
Wow.
Unless they feel like they're not ready.
Maybe we'll go back to Haiti, visit the orphanage,
and then take another trip back to see their moms.
But I guess it just depends on when we actually plan that,
when we feel like it's right.
Boy, that'll be heavy, huh?
Yeah.
But we're starting some small steps of counseling.
Right now, they went to counseling last week.
It was their first time ever since being in the States.
Well, ever, because they didn't have counseling at the orphanage.
But, I mean, and it was a real session.
How do you feel today?
How do I feel today?
Yeah, I got it.
We have me the note that Amy gave me.
I gave you a note.
Yeah.
She wrote a note.
Yeah, you want me to read it to you?
Yeah.
Before the show?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
This is the note that Amy is.
Is what you guys do?
You guys write notes to each other?
Sometimes.
I mean, but.
No, the wrong note.
What was that note?
It's the note that Mike greasks me every morning.
Oh, okay.
Dearest Bobby.
I hope today finds you wonderful.
Love quiet Mike.
Okay.
Amby's note starts like this.
Okay.
Warning.
I cried today for no real real.
real reason.
I had fries and cookies for dinner,
so pretty much it's PMS time
and I have no idea what I'll be like tomorrow.
Ooh.
The kids thought I was super cool
with our dinner tonight.
Little do they know is my hormones.
Oh, well, I want to be in a mom no matter what.
Good news is that I'm aware.
Awareness is key.
You can try to navigate these shark waters
and be as normal as possible.
Namaste.
So I got that this morning.
I guess you wrote that last night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Amy, do you write these notes to your husband
or just Bobby?
Oh, I mean.
Wow.
Like, like, if my one,
He knows.
Like, I have to warn Bobby because we come in.
And that's the whole thing with that whiteboard, too, that Bobby and I have, is we're the first person, we're the first interaction in the morning for a long time.
And we're in this tiny room.
And sometimes there's tension.
And now we don't even really have to discuss it, especially if we send a warning the night before.
And then we have the whiteboard.
As long as everybody's truthful with the whiteboard.
Amy sometimes lies like this morning.
No, no, you lied this morning.
No, you lied.
What Amy does, though, she writes a high number and they goes, but I'm working on it.
And that's not the same.
No, no, no, no. Today I wrote it low. I said and rising.
No, you wrote 7.5. That's not low.
And rising. That's 7.5. That's low for me.
For me, I was a 7.9.
And that's a lie. You guys should do it like the stop market where you do a little arrow like where it was.
That way you show improvement.
I thought, did I, I came in was feeling pretty good today.
How did you feel like I was today?
Great. You're in a great mood today.
Thank you.
I mean, who was in here when I had to call him out for lying about his score.
They didn't roll their eyes at you, though, because everybody was having a good time.
I put my headphones on.
And what I said to you was, I said, are you projecting your feelings onto me?
I said, are you projecting how you feel onto me and saying I feel that way?
Right, Mike, dude?
Yeah, that's what the charger.
That's what this was all about.
Yes, Bobby got so annoyed.
No.
Mike, was that so annoyed?
Yes, he was.
Hold on.
Mike, stop.
Mike is not bad sample.
Bad sample.
Why?
Why?
He just constantly agrees with whatever Bobby says.
That's not true.
Has he ever disagreed with Bobby?
Never.
Never.
Never.
And why would I bring him into a situation he would disagree with me, too?
Think about that part of it.
Exactly.
So what happened?
Mike D this morning, what happened?
You asked for the charger, and Amy had it, and Amy got upset.
He's like, I'm only at 9%.
And I said, I come in and ask for the charger every day at this point.
And you're like, ah!
No, you don't.
And you had attitude.
It was fine.
We got over it real quick.
I was never under it.
I let you have the charger.
That's how we got over it.
I was like, just take the charger.
No, I was going to give it back.
And you were like, no, no.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
Okay.
So you guys fight outwardly?
You're in lunchbox Eddie?
Yes.
You guys over there and you have a ridiculous fights out loud.
Yes.
Amy and I have these internal struggles that you guys aren't even knows happening.
But then you have Mike D there to back you up at least.
Sometimes.
At least you got back up.
I got to get me a Mike D. Morgan number two.
I got to.
Everybody needs a Mike D.
Mike D.
Tell them.
Was I right or was I wrong?
The thing is, you guys have no idea how much Mike D has all of your backs all the time.
All the time.
You guys have no idea.
Yes, yes, you're awesome.
How much.
Mike D is like writing bits for you guys.
Like the same, oh, maybe Amy should talk about this.
Eddie should talk about this.
You do that, Mike D?
Yeah, all of you all the time.
And nobody thanks Mike D.
He's got a selfless job.
He's over there writing games.
But no, no.
Well, you know what?
That's on us.
But that's his job.
Nobody.
That's his job.
Don't deflect because we're just poking a little bit.
We're just having fun.
If I got to stick up for someone getting bullied, I will.
Okay.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, now we're calling this bully.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, well, then, yeah.
Okay, we all get bullied on the show every day.
And I get bullied a lot.
Yeah.
Morgan number two, right?
Right.
Amy, that's funny.
All right.
That's why Eddie's the funniest person on the show.
Wait.
What?
Eddie's a funny?
Can I be your Mike D?
No.
Why is he the funniest?
Because you just made a funny so he's the funny.
We've already gone through this.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Mike D, tell him.
Are the funniest?
Hey, Mike D.
No, you got to get your own Mike D.
Hold on.
Mike D.
Of the group, of the Eddie lunchbox, Ramundo, Amy.
Who would you say the funniest?
Amy.
Oh, Amy.
Mike D.
Wow.
I'm shocked.
See, that just shows you.
His opinion is his opinion, regardless of who asks him.
He's got the same opinion.
Wow.
It's true.
What would you like to say to Mike D now?
I've never not appreciated Mike D for his work ethic or his nice personality or whatever.
Yep.
She just doesn't appreciate him always going against her and agreeing with you.
No, he didn't.
He just went for her after she slammed him.
That was the first time.
That was very nice of you, Mike D.
That was all part of the...
Who's second, though?
It was all part of the script.
Ramundo second.
And then, then Eddie.
Then lunchbox.
That's all right.
I'm not worried about what Mike D.
You just said it's all right after you yelled about it for 10 minutes.
Well, you don't think I'm funny.
That's cool.
I don't think Mike D's funny.
It's good.
Play on, playette.
What?
My D is funny.
Play on, play that.
Yeah.
Okay.
On with today's show.
Thank you very much for hanging out with us.
Here we go.
The Bobby Bones show.
Turn it up.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Good morning.
Welcome to the show.
Big show today as Garth Brooks will be in later this morning.
Hey-oh!
By the way, morning studio!
Morning!
Yeah, the Friday morning conversation in two hours.
Garth Brooks will be in.
Let me talk to Kagan in Arkansas.
Hey, Kagan.
Hey, how are you doing?
I'm good.
What's happening with you?
Oh, not much.
Just headed into work.
Yeah, where you live?
Hot Springs Village.
I used to work in Hot Springs Village at the golf course.
Oh, which one?
Balboa.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and I used to weed eat.
First of all, I wake up in the morning.
morning when the sun came up and I would mow greens.
Terrible.
Because you have to mow them exactly right.
Some grass lays up, some grass lays back.
That'd be perfect.
And to flip that mower, then I would rake traps.
Then I would weed eat for the rest of the day.
And that was pretty much every day.
Unless it got really hot, then I'd go out and have to water it myself, water the greens with the hose.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
The dolphin's number one thing around here.
Yeah, because the Hot Springs Village where a lot of old people live.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
And then I worked at, I also waited tables in the Hot Springs Village.
Kagan, you're like in my area.
Yes, yes, I am, about 15, 17 miles from Mountain Pond.
Yeah, I mean, Mountain Pines my hometown there.
So being that Bobby was all over the place there, what, like, are there still whisperings about Bobby?
Oh.
Do you hear anything in the town gossip?
Oh.
Oh, no, no gossip.
It's all good.
It is all good.
Okay, so gossip doesn't have to be bad.
Do you hear anything about him?
Do people, they're like, oh, yeah.
Oh, I mean, everybody listens to him.
We all, I mean, everybody.
everybody I know listens every morning.
I'm just trying to represent my home, you know?
That's right. That's right. And I was just wanting to call and tell you that I appreciate
you. And I can't wait until you come in September. I saw you at Fort Smith when you were there
two years ago. Oh, man. Thank you very much. Well, let me say that, first of all, good morning. And
secondly, I appreciate you. And I hope you have an awesome day at work.
Hey, thank you so much. And y'all have a great day and keep doing what you're doing because y'all
absolutely rock.
Aw.
There we get. See, that's my people right here.
Yeah, you got good people.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
In the spring of last year, Brian Glenn decided to donate a kidney to a complete stranger.
The kidney went to this girl I'm Haley.
She'd been waiting for three years on a list.
His decision to donate was completely random, but it started a chain of 46 people becoming kidney donors.
Lunchbox, do you know how these chains work?
Yeah, it's like they don't know them, so then they find someone in their friends.
family or friend says, okay, you know what, since my friend got a kidney, I'm going to go
donate a kidney.
And then it just starts going and going and going.
How crazy that because your friend got a kidney, you decide I'm going to give one of my kidneys
away.
46 people.
Wow.
So if you give me a kidney lunchbox, then someone like Raymondo goes, I'm going to give a kidney
some Bobby's friend.
Yes.
Wow.
46 people did that.
What if you're the one who breaks it though?
Like 46 have done it and you're 47 and or you can't find a friend that will continue
to change.
Come on.
Jimmy?
Yeah.
Susan?
Anyone?
You're like that person at the drive-thru,
except for it's for kidney.
Yeah.
It breaks the streak of Starbucks or something.
Yeah.
Well, congratulations.
That's pretty awesome.
Inspired by Brian, that chain of events
went on and reached 46 people who need the kidneys.
And that's an ICU.
Wow.
Over to Raymundo with the news now.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymundo in Daytona Beach, Florida.
A roller coaster went off the tracks.
Two people fell over 30 feet to the ground.
The fire department had to rescue others.
Six people and all had to be transported to the hospital.
In recall news, Kellogg's recalled honey smacks.
There's possible salmonella.
They could make you sick.
Take them back for a full refund.
And finally, in weather news, severe weather in the north, Minnesota, Wisconsin.
Watch out.
The south, there could be some pop-up storms today.
But for the most part, 80s and 90s for the entire country.
This guy.
spent $90,000
on a brand new BMWX-5
and he used that car
to bury his dad
as his dad's casket.
What?
Fowler.
Yeah, the guy lost his dad
due to old age
and decided to send him off
to his final journey in a luxury car.
So, he spent $90,000
on a car and put him in the ground with it.
An extra large
six foot deep grave near
his hometown.
Wow.
That is so.
No baller.
A photo of the car being lowered into the grave by Paul Bearers went viral online and caused quite the controversy.
Here's the question.
Do you find it offensive that the man had his father buried in an expensive car?
Offensive?
No.
Yeah, I don't either.
People are upset about it.
Really?
It's called going out in style.
I don't even...
Listen, I think we can all go out whatever our means are.
But let's say you pay $500 for a casket.
Someone can go, wow, you spent $500 on a casket?
But money's relative.
If this dude has tens of hundreds of millions of dollars, to him, this is like I spent a 500
bucks on a casket or a thousand bucks on a casket.
When my mom died and I had to buy an urn because we cremated her, I was amazing how expensive
it was.
And they get you because you're emotional.
Yeah.
They're like, you need to get this as $1,300 for earn.
What are you talking about?
That's crazy.
Right.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
So all I'm saying is they probably had a lot of money.
That's why people are so mad.
But yes, if you get, or if you could do one car to be buried in.
Ooh.
That's kind of cool.
What car would you want to be buried in?
Lunchbox?
Lambo.
A Lamborghini.
Yeah.
But you never had one in your real life.
That's okay.
I would have one forever then.
The door is popped up.
Either they can pop up or pop down, whatever.
To bury that with the doors up.
Yeah.
That's a big hole in the ground, too.
Yeah, Amy?
Especially for mine because I do a 1986 Ford Bronco.
Full size.
I'll probably roll my Jeep Wrangler right now.
There you go.
Top down.
A bunch of dirt in you.
Keep the dirt out.
Yeah.
I mean, I drive a Jeep, but still, I'm not that rugged.
Eddie?
Oh, I would go with an old Volkswagen van bus.
Why?
It's just because they have like camper.
They have camper stuff in their stove, a little bed.
We all think we're going to be living our life.
Shall we will?
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's not it.
Yeah, a little RV.
Be nice.
Just go all at it.
Yes.
Just to get a bus.
A bus.
With a fridge stock with beer.
Barrett and a tour bus?
Good.
Well, there's that sort of $90,000 on a car.
I'd kind of want to go check out that grave if I was nearby, though, right?
Absolutely.
Got to pay tribute.
Oh, watch out with those grave diggers.
Oh, that's a big one right there.
Yep.
I was reading the story this morning about how if you drink a lot of water, it helps you cut calories.
So, therefore, you don't eat as much, and you lose more weight.
So the headline is, drink water, lose weight.
Mike D., who works on our show.
He writes segments for the show, and is the quietest man in radio from Wauksahachee, Texas.
who's lost over 120 pounds.
Don't you credit water to helping you lose weight?
Yeah, that was a big part of it.
I just started drinking water, stopped drinking soda, and I lost 30 pounds just by doing that.
Just by water.
Because water is good for you or because you felt fuller?
Because I felt fuller, yeah.
Sometimes I thought it was hungry and I was just thirsty.
So you would drink water?
Yeah.
30 pounds.
Wow.
Wow.
So when you think you're hungry, just drink water and it fills you up.
Well, a lot of times you legit, your body is dehydrated and it's,
You're thinking you're hungry, but you just need water.
Did not know that.
It says water filled you up so you don't need to eat as much food.
So your massive 4 p.m. craving can be solved with a bit of water.
Not totally, but even somewhat, it does help you.
How much water do you drink a day now, Mike?
Probably close to a gallon.
Is that one of those, like, you hold the jug?
Yeah, that's what Eddie carried around for a while and drank like two sips a day.
It's like a milk jug.
Yeah.
A milk jug.
Yeah.
Remember when Eddie did that, walk around?
It's like, I'm drinking this.
Hey, I did it for like a whole week.
Yeah, but then sometimes the guys here would steal sips from it, so you would think you drank more than the dish.
Yeah, I did think that I finished it.
Mike D lost 120 pounds, still rocking it.
Got a new haircut?
Yeah.
He's still talking to his girl in Texas?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Getting serious?
It's still a thing.
You guys haven't seen each other though in a while, huh?
No, it's been a few weeks.
So they're texting and they FaceTime a lot.
But I believe you guys are getting together soon?
Yeah.
Do you feel like she's your girlfriend?
We actually talked last night and yeah.
Wait, what?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Wait, are you telling us, Mighty, that you have a girlfriend?
But you don't even, you don't even, what?
We just went from like, we talked.
Zero to 100, yeah.
Now, so how did this conversation go?
Well, it came up when we talked on the Bobbycats that I got off Bumble, and we talked about that.
And it said, well, I'm not seeing anybody else.
You're not seeing anybody else.
So why not just be together?
Yeah.
How many dates you guys been on?
Three.
Have you kissed her?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Whoa.
Whoa.
It's Eddie.
I mean like a French kiss?
Not what you need to know.
I don't need to know.
No, like a real kiss or like a...
Or like a peck on the lip.
Do you guys say you love each other?
No.
Bobby, don't be ridiculous.
So you guys are together.
You have a girlfriend.
I have a girlfriend.
Wow, Mike D is a girlfriend.
Oh, my God.
This guy.
My D.
Zero to 100.
Wow.
Started from the five next year.
How old are you, Mike?
26.
Is this your first girlfriend?
First girlfriend.
Wow.
What?
Bobby, he's going to be married before you.
Okay.
Why did it go there?
You know what?
Bones, you need to give him the talk.
Off air, give him the talk.
What talk?
Which talk?
Bargna, no, off air.
Oh, that babies don't come out of the belly button.
Yes.
Okay.
Amy, zero to a hundred goes hard.
Amy's sniping me hard today.
What?
She's over there, feeling little Randy.
She's popping me today.
I am not.
Stop.
For one.
Congratulations, buddy.
Thank you.
This is the first I've heard about this.
I know, me too.
I'm shocked.
I'm with this guy all the time.
Hey, Mike Died and I know this.
You've got to get some tips to Bobby.
Oh, that's very.
Wait, why is that.
not a sniper shot from lunchbox to you.
That's normal. You're always the one that's
supportive and you give me hugs.
Okay, listen. You said you'd be married
in 18 months. But this just
went from zero to 100, Sylvest.
Maybe Mike D's girls got a friend. They can double
date. Is she coming to town still July
4th weekend? Yeah. Is she quiet too?
Mike D. That's a fair question. A.K. Quiet
Mike. Does she like movies? A.K.Movie
Mike? She does. Any superhero movie movie? She like
Metamusal? I don't know about that.
Does she like punk rock, aka punk rock Mike?
No.
Ooh, did she like to go to prison?
Oh, like, prison, Mike, from the time he was put in jail?
Yeah.
Does she like Ma Maherona?
And they can't...
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Mike D.
Congratulations, buddy.
Thank you.
All right.
Mike D's got a girlfriend.
Look at this guy.
Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd skinny.
It's Friday, so that means new movies, new music.
Movie-wise, tag is hitting theaters with John Hamm, Jeremy Renner, and Rashida Jones.
It's got 60% positive.
on Rotten Tomatoes. Also in theaters
today, The Incredibles 2,
with a really high score,
94% positive.
Music-wise, Steve Mokler
has a new album out today called Born
Ready, and here's a song from it called Crazy Does.
That's what crazy goes.
There's some new music to check out. I'm Amy.
That's your 30 seconds. Gini.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Sergeant Stevens is a police officer
in Maine. He's on duty. He's driving around
neighborhood and he sees a house fire.
The bottom floor is on fire, so he pulls up
to the house and starts yelling at the 11-year-old
and 14-year-old stuck in the second story.
Jump! Jump! I'll catch you.
Because the fire department hadn't even been called
yet. Wait, so they're 11 and 14?
Yes. Those aren't baby. These are like
human-sized kids.
And they're stuck in the second story.
And so he's like, look, you guys got to jump. I'll catch
you. 11-year-old jumps.
He catches them.
Whoa, man. 14-year-old jumps.
Sergeant Stevens, guess what he does?
Gets nailed in the head.
Runs away.
No, he catches him.
Oh, it's up good.
He suffered minor injuries because they've weighed so much.
Yeah.
The kids got out alive.
Man.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's amazing.
What if lunche would have tricked us with that second one?
Yeah.
He changes mine.
He changes my drop the kid.
But the first one's okay.
Yeah.
But they both jumped.
Both jump.
Both okay.
Howe suffered some damage.
But, hey, it's all about the kids.
They're safe.
Sergeant Stevens.
Shout out.
Yeah.
Man, that's cool.
Well, Sergeant Stevens,
was there too before everybody else got there, so he had to
side quickly. He just saw the, he's the one that
spotted the fire. Sergeant Stevens
Lonely Hots Club Band!
I don't know what that is. Sergeant
Peppers. Okay.
All right, there is.
Bobid Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Hurry up to day.
This story comes to us from
Ontario, Canada.
A 32-year-old woman was charged with
misuse in 911 after she
showed up to pick up her pizza, and it
wasn't ready. So she was hangary.
She called 911 and said, I am
hangary and my pizza's not ready on time.
Come here and fix the situation.
Did she disclose to 911 that she was hangary, though?
She said that.
Yes, and police found the hangary woman waiting outside the pizza plate.
I saw that different, you know, the hormone, the makeup of people are different, and being
hungry really can affect people emotionally different.
Like, our chemical makeup is different.
So maybe she legit has a thing.
I think people think 911 is just a toy line.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like it really is if you're dying.
Emergency.
Yeah.
It's not an emergency that you can't get your pizza.
The 10 crust is going to be fine.
Or you just leave and don't pay for it.
And so they get, I wonder what the ticket is for that.
Do you know?
I don't know.
But they did also lecture her on 911 for emergencies only.
On Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead story of the day.
Bob it Bones.
I was reading this story about the main reasons women divorce men.
What do you think it is?
Men are like married to their job.
They work too much.
The opposite.
Lack of employment.
their husband isn't working, that's the biggest reason that people get divorced.
A.K.A. no money. See you, honey.
I was almost hesitant to read the story because I know how lunchbox is.
But it's true. If you don't have the bacon, if you're not bringing home bacon,
they're going somewhere else. They're going to go shopping. They're going to go down the road
and look for some better bacon. Ain't no shaking.
Yeah, well. No bacon, no shaking.
The data is that since 1975, every year it's gotten higher and higher. The main reason for divorce is that.
No dough. Got to go.
All right.
Okay.
That's your third stop there.
No job.
By the way, Amy's telling me about this scam that someone's running.
Yeah.
No, it's legit.
So I got an email and said,
Hi, Amy.
I have a concern.
Not sure how to go about it.
So I'm emailing you.
I got an Instagram request from Bobby.
I accepted.
We talked a bit.
He said he's looking for a life partner.
And I was like, this dude is bold.
He asked for my email, which I gave him.
And he added me on Google chat.
This started last Wednesday.
Over email, he said he wanted to meet me in person, but would need me to buy an $800
VIP pre-order book and backstage pass.
Bones, you don't need to be doing this, dude.
You got enough money.
Like, dude, you're good.
You're a good-looking guy.
Like, girls want to date you.
You don't have to do this stuff.
She said she started to question it.
So she asked him for some, you know, to prove who he was.
So he sent a picture of his passport.
I don't know.
That, she said, didn't seem legit.
So that's when she did not go through with it.
But she was going to pay $800?
She said she almost.
It says here.
All I'm doing is going, wow.
She goes, I almost fell for it, but decided not to go through with it.
And she wanted to write and let me know to let other fans not fall for this scam.
Unless it has a blue check mark.
And by the way, I'm never asking people for money through Instant Messenger.
I don't even have Google chat.
Yeah.
Bobby bones at gmail.
Well, I hate to hear that.
I hate to hear the people are using me because I'd hate to hear even one person that got taken advantage of it.
I know.
They do it as country artists too.
Just remember if there's not a blue check, it's not for real.
Okay.
But it is kind of a status.
thing. Now people are faking like me. That's pretty cool.
That's pretty awesome.
You made it. Maybe, yeah, maybe someone will divorce me later.
Oh.
Get that bacon. No, you're always going to have a job.
How?
You just like our hard, you just...
Knock on wood. Dang. Curs me over that.
Richard in Arkansas. What's up, buddy?
Hey, brother. How you doing?
I'm good. The Arkansas call is coming in strong today.
What's up, my friend?
What's up? I just wanted to call and let you know how much we appreciate everything we
do and how you're an inspiration to a lot of people, brother.
Oh, man, I appreciate that. Where you live in Arkansas?
Know it well
Yes sir
I've been listening to you for a long, long time
before you had your podcast and all that
Oh man I appreciate that
Well thank you so much Richard
Man I'm coming to town
I'll be in Arkansas
In August I think
Oh I think it's September
Is it September?
You want to show at Robinson Music Hall
Which I'm very excited about
But yeah look at that
I would like that call
How do you know when it is
Because another
Arkansasian
No Arkansason
Sorry
What is that?
Thank you
Another Arkansas
Was excited to see you in September
I don't know.
I'm just going to hang out in September.
Okay.
We looked that up, Mighty, let me know.
The off-duty FBI agent
who accidentally fired his gun
while dancing at that club in Denver.
Remember him?
He turned himself into police.
He was arrested for assault.
The 29-year-old was captured on video
dancing and doing a backflip
when his gun fell out and fired a shot
into the leg of another one, a 24-year-old.
Thomas Reddington
is expected to make a full recovery.
And then they took the guy's blood alcohol
when it happened.
and they're testing.
Oh, I bet it was nothing.
He had no alcohol, right?
Why are you dancing with a gun in your bag?
Maybe he's just feeling it, man.
Maybe his jam came on.
You can't stop feeling?
Yes.
What if that Zed and Marin Morris song came on?
He was just like, yeah.
Baby!
Even then you guys stopped feeling.
You can least hand your gun over to somebody?
Maybe there's a girl here's trying to impress.
But can you imagine, you're feeling it so much that you do a backflip, first of all,
not even with a gun.
Just a backflip.
I'd never felt that much in my life.
me. That's impressive. I've been feeling things
sometimes. I'll be like, I'm feeling this. Never
have I been so inspired to do a backflip.
And not only that, a backflip with a gun.
And the gun falls out and shoot
somebody. Man,
what a story.
Guy won a million bucks in a lottery.
He said the ticket spent five weeks stuck to his
refrigerator door before he even knew he had a winner.
Wow. That's crazy. He just put a magnet
up and it held it there.
And he's like, I guess I should check it. And it won over a million
dollars.
He gets, he had to split it with one other winner, and he still got over a million bucks.
Crazy.
By the way, today, tickets go on sale to our IHeartRadio Music Festival at 10 a.m. Pacific.
So wherever you are, you can do the math.
Go to iHeartRadio.com slash tickets at 10 a.m. Pacific.
Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldeen, Luke Bryan, Leonard Skinner.
Also, this morning during the show, we're giving away two all expense-paid trips this morning.
So be listening for that as well.
So all that being said, let's go over to Amy now with a 30-second skinning.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 30 Second Skinny.
It's Friday, so that means new movies, new music.
Movie-wise, tag is hitting theaters with John Hamm, Jeremy Renner, and Rashida Jones.
It's got 60% positive on Rotten Tomatoes.
Also in theaters today, The Incredibles 2, with a really high score, 94% positive.
Music-wise, Steve Mokler has a new album out today called Born Ready, and here's a song from it called Crazy Does.
That's what Crazy Does.
So there's some new music to check out.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 second skinny.
The Bobby Bove Show.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
What do you remember about your high school graduation?
Oh, our cap and gown was maroon.
Yeah.
Not a lot?
No, clearly.
Not a lot.
I really don't.
Lunchbox?
I remember showing up and the administration pulling me aside and saying this is a dignified ceremony.
We're going to need you to be on your best behavior because we will withhold your diploma if you try anything.
Try to act civilized for these two hours.
Wow.
Did they tell that to everyone?
Nope.
They didn't.
Nope.
Just me.
Interesting.
Well, graduation season is winding down and the last diplomas are being handed out.
But perhaps no parent is more proud of their child than one dad in Harker Heights, Texas.
He bought a huge billboard.
says congratulations
their 2018 high school graduation
Love Dad
Huge billboard
Massive one
That's sweet
I was going through
The neighborhood the other day
And someone put up a big old
banner in their front yard
Like one of those
Printing one
I'm like people
They're just graduating high school
They didn't win
An Oscar or something
It's a little overboard nowadays
That is ridiculous
Is it though
Is it any way of showing love
ridiculous
Really when you get down to the root of it
Is any single way of showing love
ridiculous
That makes every other parent
look like a chump.
It's not a competition.
It is.
That's why he did it.
He did it because he has money and can afford to.
Okay, but don't we do things like, for example, whenever I gave Amy the George Strait shirt,
I had money $36 to buy that t-shirt.
That's totally different.
No, no, no.
It's all I'm saying is it's all relative.
It's all relative.
And if we're showing love, why does it matter?
Bobby showed me love, y'all.
Absolutely.
I'm definitely, in my love language, a gift giver.
Yeah, you are.
You are.
Because I'm not comfortable with words.
What is, that's yours?
What about, is that mean you want gifts?
No, because I'm terrible with gifts.
Right.
So do you know your love language?
I don't speak.
I'm like one of those, I'm a mute.
I don't hear language.
Okay, acts.
Yeah.
Anyway, the dad was cool.
That's a good, right?
Yeah.
Unless my guy's trying to derail me here.
That was a great story.
Tell me something good.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
It's crushing candy getting boring and you want to try something new.
Then you have to play the puzzle game.
Best Fiends.
The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down.
If you're looking for something new or you're just tired of the same old boring match three game,
download Best Fiends right now.
It's fun to play by yourself or with friends and family.
Play whenever, wherever, as long as you like, it's one of those games that you will enjoy
and you'll probably lose track of time playing.
We play it here on the show, especially Web Girl Morgan.
That's right.
What's your name?
Morgan number two?
We think you should play two.
Turn it into a competition.
Do you really play Morgan number two?
Yeah, I really do.
Yeah, me too.
I played a lot.
I played a lot.
Listen, it really, it's called Best Feans.
Maybe you're traveling.
You want to pass the time.
You don't need the internet for Best Feens.
You can play on a flight.
You can play in a cave.
Believe me, you will not regret it.
So download Best Feans for free on the App Store or Google Play right now.
Best Feens, it's like Best Friends without the R.
Best Feens, it's a puzzle game.
Morgan, Morgan number two, aka Webgirl Morgan,
aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well.
So there we have it.
Best Fiends.
All right, Garth Brooks is here.
He's going to be in the next five minutes.
So Garth Brooks in studio coming up.
Hey, Rain in Kansas.
Hi.
What's happening with you?
Oh, not much.
Just on my way to work.
And from Wittata, so I listen to you guys, like, every single morning for the past.
Oh, I don't know, over the last 10 years.
Thank you very much.
What's your favorite part of the show?
In high school.
I love listening to Tell Me Something Good, like hearing.
You guys talk about there's always something good every day in the world.
Like, it's helped me get through so much tough time.
Went through a really tough time a few years ago,
and it just kind of helped keep my hopes up,
knowing that there's always something better,
and that there's no matter what you look at it,
there's something good in every single day.
Well, thank you very much, and we try to do that at 55 after all the hour.
So thank you.
I appreciate that.
Do you like the morning corny by any chance?
Oh, yes.
I love that.
And when I listen to it every morning, and then I tell my three-year-old this jokes,
and he's been starting to tell my now new husband jokes,
and he takes him as his dad jokes, and they think it's hilarious.
Okay, well, perfect here.
Let's do the morning corny now before Garth Brooks comes in,
and you get to hear alive this morning, Amy, here we go.
The morning corny!
Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?
Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?
Because they ran out of space.
Nah, yeah, there we go.
Yeah.
That was the morning corny.
You don't have to fake it.
No, I did it.
No, he laughed, David.
And so now over to Eddie, who gets to do his last dad joke of the day, unless it gets renewed next week.
But the last dad joke of the day.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
Fiancé.
You get it?
He's married to Beyonce.
That was so bad.
Fiance.
That's what everybody calls it.
Beyonce.
That has to be one of the worst jokes ever told.
What?
Why are you this?
Aida.
Out of all of us.
Amy, Amy.
No, you know, you've told me that before.
Can I not have a moment where I'm allowed to say, like,
where you get to smash my joke to pieces?
Well, Eddie, that you did not get renewed.
But thank you for your week of doing Dad Day Day.
No problem, guys.
I hope you all enjoyed them.
We did.
The Friday morning conversation.
With Garth Brooks
Garth Brooks
Is walking from my office
Right now to the studio
Which
For me this is always the best
My favorite artist
I always get a bit
There he is
Come on here
Oh what a gentleman
He gets to the door for other people
Good morning
Good morning
How's everybody
Look at this
This walks in here
Like one of the friends
I gotta tell you man
You got the coolest place
What place?
Our studio's a dump
What are you talking about?
Not a dump
It's like you got lots of people in here
It's always
I was talking about the people
Bobby
You got the coolest people
Oh, we do. Oh, Gar's going to hug me now. Would you be me? Yes. Thank you.
Very, give her that hurry. Good. I can get a hug. Yeah.
I'm just right here. Okay. How are you? I'm good. What's going on with you?
You kidding me? Nothing and everything. So it's perfect. It's like we got off stage in December,
woke up probably the last of January, and just kind of been living in the studio, having fun.
Let me ask you a question about all this touring you do.
you do like two shows a night in these big arenas
and you go and you make all you you set records again
how old are you?
I'm 104
you're 104 and you're setting these records still
why are you keeping going
oh man this is this is what I believe other than raising my babies
is what I was meant to do you meant to tour
meant to do the stage show
that's fun yeah and I got to tell you
I guess there's three kind of pieces to this
there's a songwriting there's the recording
and there's the touring
and as much as you should feel comfortable, just songwriting and recording, there's nothing more comfortable than walking out on stage and getting to play music for people that kind of just do your job for you.
It's the coolest gig.
But how in the world do you top what you just did is my question?
Because I went to two, maybe three of the shows.
How do you do something more than what you just did?
I think things just seem to, we've been very fortunate that things just seem to happen.
there's a new kind of door that's opening in live entertainment,
and we're lucky enough going to be the first to get to play a lot of these places.
So I think just that right there makes it fun.
You're looking there with your buddies that you got to play with the whole time.
You're looking out and see faces.
You've seen your whole career, and then hopefully new faces,
and they're all kind of joined by the music.
So that makes for a wonderful night right there.
Garth Brooks is here.
I'm always amazed by you.
You know, you're such a big fan guy,
And I think you've inspired the generation as myself to be real fan people too.
Like I know what got me here, but I've seen you do it so many times.
The urban legend is that once you sign for 23 hours straight without stopping, 23 hours, you sign autographs.
Yeah.
Is that true?
Yeah, it's fun.
But try to remember there was nobody in that line that wasn't there 23 hours, too.
So they waited.
About 2 o'clock in the morning, a thunderstorm came up.
I thought, well, we'll lose them all here.
Didn't lose one of them.
They were ready.
And it was great. It was one of the greatest days of my life because it also came in a time of my career where I didn't know where my career was going.
And this was a, it was a great kind of a reminder that, hey, they're going to be here for you.
And then if you have to push that to the test more, take 14 years off, come back and they're there for you.
That's, it's the sweetest gift you could possibly imagine.
I know you're going to come back next week and we've got a new mystery, Garth Brooks song.
It's not a mystery at all, man.
It's exactly what if you want Garthbrook's music, it's exactly what you're hoping for.
And on Tuesday, we're going to have that.
And you've got new music.
You're going to go back on the road.
I'm just, you know, I'll watch you.
And I go, man, what drives you?
We wake up every morning.
You got all the, got a beautiful wife.
Got horses?
Yes, sir.
It's fabulous.
So it's fun, man.
It's fun whether you're coming or going.
So when you come home, it's like coming to a resort, thanks to God and the people.
and then when you get to go out on tour
it's the most spoiling thing in your life.
So it's just, and as long as you've got the love of your life there,
no matter what you do, then it doesn't matter where you're at.
Do you ever hurt yourself on stage jumping around?
Oh, all the time.
Really?
Do you have a doctor on tour with you?
No, I do not have a doctor on tour with me.
But you, you, yeah, things happen.
You have to stretch and do it, like, prepare.
Before you go out, do you have any, like, pre-gaming stuff you got to do to get your body ready or foam roll or?
No, no.
You watch all your guys, you know, the drummer,
of course, has to stretch out and stuff because he's the most active guy out there.
And he's the only one you worry about on the two show days.
Really?
There's sometimes one time you're on that walking thing, like, I was worried about you.
Yeah, well, yeah, I've always been worried about me too.
That's why we got rid of it.
Oh, the treadmill doesn't exist anymore.
Treadmill's gone.
It went with the last tour.
So we survived it, thank God, and had three casualties on it, me, Jimmy, and Palmer.
So other than that, I don't know how Palmer even ended up out there on it because he's a drummer.
But it was just one of those stupid things where you never know what's going to happen.
Did you fall off of it?
Oh, yeah.
You did?
Oh, yeah.
I got a shot.
My wife, it's her favorite shot of the tour.
My hat is on stage.
I'm in it.
And my feet are straight above my head.
So it's just part of the fun, man.
People go, what's a Garth Brooks show like?
I always tell them it's wrestling, put to music.
It's a lot of fun.
Garth Brooks is here.
So back in college, did you go to school on a track scholarship?
Yeah, I got a partial track scholarship, yeah.
which means you had to be in a super elite athlete.
So in high school, were you known as the athlete or the singer, more so?
Oh, it didn't play in high school.
But no, you didn't sing.
They didn't know you're a singer.
No, I think we did, I think it did maybe the talent show my senior year, where the guy, we did the Coors commercial at that time.
What do you mean the Coors commercial?
We just sang the Coors commercial on a talent show?
Yes.
Did you win?
Well, they didn't give a winner or anything, but we definitely got the best response.
I'll tell you that.
So then you were the athlete in high school?
Yeah, I wore the uniform, but there was always so many great, you know, better athletes.
And you go into college and you see there's the elite of the elite.
I can't imagine going on the next step, like the Olympics or something, because I didn't do a professional sport.
I did a track and field.
Yeah, but the track and the track and the track and what did you do?
Do a field.
Let's stay with that.
No track.
What was your event?
A javelin thrower.
You threw the javelin?
How do you get into throwing the javelin?
I never even seen a javelin in my life.
I never seen a javelin.
My brother Kelly, he was like he always did everything for me and opened every door for me.
He was a hurdler there at Oklahoma State.
They needed a javelin thrower.
I played quarterback in center field.
So that's what I do is throw.
And got into the AAU meets, got lucky early, and went to Oklahoma State for four years.
And it was great because there's an instant family when you get there with the track guys.
And it made me stay interested in school long enough until I realized how important school was.
And that was the main thing.
That's what I love about sports.
It'll keep the guys in school that don't know the importance of school until one day it dawns on them,
how important education is, and thank God I was one of those guys.
Look at you.
You watch anything right now?
Yeah.
I watch the ESPN all the time.
Just watch the cup and the finals.
Pretty cool.
How do you feel about the World Cup without America in it?
That's a little tough.
A little tough for me.
I can't get into it.
I'm such an America guy.
It's tough for me to watch a sport.
I grew up in Arkansas.
We didn't have soccer.
Right.
I need to root for America.
It doesn't matter what the sport is.
I'll root for America in any sport I've never seen.
Right.
Give me that red, white, and blue, and I'm watching the Tiddly Week championship.
Amen, like the curling.
Yeah, show me the flag.
I'm rooting, but it's tough with the World Cup, right?
Yeah, but the thing is, you don't know two years in advance.
So by the time it gets here, it's kind of, so it's, you know, it's like, it's like my alma mater.
Our greatest thing was wait till next year.
So we'll put it together.
I saw that they tied France, and France is pretty stacked up on one of the younger teams out there.
So they drew them to a one-one competition.
So it's looking, the future's looking great for soccer.
just wish it was in this World Cup.
You have a Netflix account? What's that?
You're on Netflix? Yeah, my wife does.
You watch anything like there? The wife always has the
accounts. I hang with her.
You know, watching any shows? I watch with her
sometimes. Mostly, man, I've got to tell you, this last six months,
I have just spent writing and writing and writing.
It's been the best. Who comes over to your house,
or where do you go to write songs? Anywhere and everywhere.
So I'll meet the guys somewhere. Usually what you'll do is you'll find a place that
works for you. So if Blazy
comes over the house and nothing happens, but
go over at his house and it happens, then we always write at his house.
And so for 20 years, we've written at Blazy's house.
Chuck, Big Brian Kennedy, you'll come over.
And then the new guys usually meet him down to the studio.
Just got to write with a kid named Randall King.
I'm telling you, remember that name.
Randall King, he's coming.
He's a sweet kid, talented guy and just a lot of fun.
He wrote a song called The Road I'm On.
It's going to be the opening song for the tour.
And it's just one of those songs.
It's just all about appreciation.
And it describes a tour really, really well.
Garth Brooks is here.
Are you doing the live album?
You guys doing that?
We are.
We're putting it together right now.
Triple live album or?
Yep.
Triple one.
What's the one part?
It's the fan.
I was listening to you talk about it a little bit.
It's like a fan mix or something.
Yeah.
We're going to try this new thing.
It's called a fan mix.
It's a stereo left, stereo right, which is kind of impossible.
And then you start to blend them.
So if you want to hear mostly the band, just stand to the left or drive.
If you want to hear mostly the crowd, lean to the right or sit in the right.
And it's just a special fan mix for just a limited number of these triple-live things.
But it allows the crowd to get to hear their part of it.
It's like I get to hear it from stage.
Because remember, all my stuff's going away from me.
All your stuff's coming at me.
So you get to hear it the way I get to hear it every night.
Then you'll see why I'm so excited.
You have a favorite city that you go to?
And you're like, man, they really show up every time more so than anyone else.
I can give you a handful of them.
Yeah.
When I ask that question, what comes to mind?
I see Paul Minneapolis.
Really?
Yeah.
Chicago, but then, man, get ready for places like Wichita, Omaha, get ready for Bojure City.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready for Bojur City.
It's crazy.
So the big cities, small cities, the old Arno, which is no longer an existence out in Sacramento,
but Sacramento is Sacramento every time you pull in there.
So it's fun.
Portland, God, I can go down the list.
Miami was a big shock for me because it's so far south and never played there
and spent three of the best days of my life there.
Just they keep surprising you.
Garth Brooks is here.
You're going to come back Tuesday and we're going to world premiere the new song,
which we're not saying the title of.
From what I understand, you're going to tell us on Monday night, Studio G,
and then they hear it on the radio on Tuesday.
I guess because I'm married at home and here I'm married to Leslie and Mandy.
They tell me what I can say and they can't.
That's what I believe is going to happen.
So on Tuesday, Garth will come back and we'll play this mystery song that we don't know yet.
But we'll know it on.
Yes, and we'll know it on Tuesday.
So on Tuesday we'll see you again, my friend.
I love it.
All right, Garth Brooks, everybody.
We'll see him Tuesday.
How about that, Garth Brooks, huh?
Man.
How about that guy?
Always good to see a girl.
He's the guy.
He lights up the room.
Yeah, he does.
Comes in, comes out, and the room's just better lit because of it.
Huh.
How about that?
The internet is left horrified after a pregnant woman revealed that her husband is forcing her to have his parents in a delivery room.
How about that?
I don't get this.
Yeah.
Why?
Don't you have a lot of people in the delivery room?
If you don't want to and you're the one having to give the birth.
Hmm.
A woman said, hey, her husband is forcing her to have his parents in the delivery room.
I wouldn't want someone in the delivery room.
Yeah, like, as the husband.
Hasn't seen my woo-wah before, right?
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't mean they have to be below the curtain necessarily.
But, like, I feel like her and her husband need to work this out.
Like, this is already off to a rocky start.
Isn't this something they should be talking about?
Right.
She added, when you're pregnant, it seems that every doctor and nurse in the world has to go look at your private area.
even though you know they've seen hundreds,
it's about making sure they have a good outcome.
It's terribly intrusive.
You know, I think for anyone to be in the room, they both have to agree.
Period.
100%.
Like, you can't come in the room until you get the check off from both of them.
He can't force her, force this, whatever.
One check doesn't count.
You can call too.
Was anyone in your room that was kind of weird?
Oh, yeah.
In your delivery room?
And you're just like busy giving births, you don't have time to worry about it.
And after the fact, you're like, wait a second.
I'd be curious to hear if anyone has a call for that one.
Do you watch flipping out, or have you ever?
What's that show?
It's on Bravo, and there's these two, it's this guy, Jeff.
Anyway, there are these two gay guys, and they had a surrogate, like, have their baby.
And this woman, she's giving birth, and now she's suing them in Bravo because Bravo had their cameras in the delivery room,
and she had no idea the camera's going to be showing up for the birth, but she was busy, like, giving birth.
So she didn't really have time to handle it.
You're actually. That's pushing a baby.
So now she's suing.
And I've watched that episode where she gave birth.
Were you like, wow, I can't live if there's a camera in there.
No, I was like, oh, wow.
Like, this is just part of the whole experience.
I guess she's cool with it.
And this is a long time.
I mean, this was a while ago.
But now all the news stories are that she's like, I never gave permission for that.
I don't know.
She's probably just trying to get more money.
Or she really didn't get permission for it.
Bailey in Austin, Texas.
Hey, Bailey.
Hey, what's going on, Bobby?
Man, you know, we're here talking about pregnancy.
and birthing and got you on the phone.
Garth was here.
A lot of stuff today.
Oh, yeah.
I was listening earlier.
I just wanted to call and say,
I've been listening to you guys since I was a kid,
and I just got back from deployment,
and it's just nice to be able to come back
and be able to listen,
especially now that I can hear you all over in Jacksonville.
Well, look at this guy right here.
Look at this guy.
Thank you for serving.
We appreciate you, my friend.
Man, I wish I had something to give this guy.
Do you have something to give them?
Yes, you do your book.
Hey, do you read books?
I read plenty.
Hey, so how about it? I wrote a new book. I don't know if you want it or not.
I would love to read it.
Okay, it comes out Tuesday. I'll tell you what. I'll sign it.
If you'll stay on the phone and I'll mail it to you today.
Awesome.
So thank you for serving. I wish you had something better to give you because you may not even like.
No, no, that's amazing. I really, especially most military members, they really don't need or request anything like that.
And honestly, it's just really cool because I've been trying to call and get in touch with you guys for, like I said, since I was a kid.
And I finally got through.
And I just thought it was really cool to be able to talk with you guys.
Well, let me say this, Bailey, if you've been calling us since you were a kid and you never got through, we are way cooler than we think.
Yeah, that must be this wall.
And by kid, what do you mean?
Yeah, Bailey, how old are you?
I'm 21.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, you could have been calling since you were like eight.
Yeah, I can.
I used to go work with my dad, and I would listen to y'all on the way up back when y'all were in Austin.
Yeah, I kiss FM, huh?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Wow.
Well, then I'm going to send you a book, and I'm going to sign you a nice message,
but let us say as a message from the show to you, thank you for serving.
We appreciate what you do, my friend.
And we appreciate what you guys do.
Thanks, man.
It's a pleasure hearing y'all banter and joke around every morning.
Well, thanks, man.
Okay.
Hey, I got them on hold, Raimundo.
If you want to grab that, it's Bailey.
We'll grab some more calls, too.
talk about this pregnancy stuff
man can you
what if you can you just sell tickets to come in the room to watch
that'd be awesome now you're talking now we're on to something
yes
this woman is giving birth to a baby
this dude's her husband he's like I'm bringing my family
into watch
she's like no you're not
and he's like yeah I am
so I just said hey what happened in your delivery room
Jenny you're on
yes what happened with you
um my first child
I was to the point I didn't care who was in a delivery
room as long as they got that baby out.
So, tickets.
You just sold tickets as long as they got the baby up.
I just, you lose all modesty, honestly.
You really do.
Does that change your life forever, the modesty part of it?
Like, you just don't care as much anymore?
I really don't.
I don't know about some people, but I've had two since then, and who cares?
As long as they get that baby out.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Hey, Jenny, thank you for calling.
Hope you have a good day.
Appreciate you.
Hey, Paula in Arkansas.
Hey, good morning, Bobby.
Good morning.
What you think?
I think that the most funny, awkward thing that happened to me in a labor room was my second child,
I'm in the middle of pushing, screaming, spread eagle with a room full of doctors and nurses and my husband.
And my sister pops in with her brand new boyfriend to meet me for the first time, and he sees it all.
No way.
Huh.
No way.
Well, maybe they stay together.
Maybe it's a brother-in-law now.
Do they stay together?
He's been my brother-in-law for 20 years.
Okay.
It's a pretty great family joke.
But does he want to see everything?
And if he does, or do you want him around for 20 years?
He has been around.
That was my choice.
He just walked in and it was just really terrible time.
Oh, you got to walk in at the other angle.
Or maybe you knock.
Just a thought.
Maybe you're like, anything happened in there?
I don't.
Yeah.
All right, Paula, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that.
I hope you have a great morning.
You want to go meet my sister?
Let's see if you're business.
Hey, Caitlin.
Yes.
You're on.
What's happening?
Thanks for calling.
With my baby, he's almost two.
My husband wanted to have his mom in there.
So I was in labor for 27 hours.
And I think that's the reason why it's because she made me so intense.
But she was not in there.
I made her get out.
I kicked her out.
the nurses. Wait, so you think
you were
so bothered by
her presence, you held that baby in for a whole day?
Yes. Just about it. You don't want to give that baby
to her. So how did the nurses, like, how did you go about
kicking her out? I said, is there any way you
can make her leave me alone?
It's a good way. Yeah, right to the point.
And she said, we are the bad guys. She said, we will kick
people out when you want them out. And I said, good.
And they did.
Yes.
There we go.
There it is.
There it right there.
Nurses everywhere.
Okay.
Caitlin, thank you so much for listening.
Thank you for calling.
Look at this.
And there we have it.
There we have it.
Eddie, did you watch your babies come out?
I did, but I stayed on this side of it.
So you didn't watch.
No, I didn't watch all that.
You didn't see it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Stay away from that.
But your babies are cesarian, right?
They were both C-sections, but still, when they told me the process of a C-section,
I was like, I definitely don't want to see that.
But would you have seen it if it were the other way?
Ah, even worse.
You kidding me?
Do you think I want to see that?
Do you think that she wants to do that?
And then like, no, she doesn't want to do that.
Some guys want to see that.
I don't want to see that.
I think that would ruin me for the rest of my life.
Really?
I'd probably ruin our little love relationship for the rest of our life.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going to keep that in mind.
Think about that.
It might happen to me.
Think about that.
I'm going to use you as a source.
Eddie said.
All right, thank you.
I will be in Charleston, South Carolina tonight.
If anyone in Charleston listening,
and if they release like 20 more tickets,
Bobby Bones Comedy.com.
Looking forward to seeing everybody
doing a little
back on the stand-up trail.
It's been a while,
so I've been out about a month or so.
Also at the house last night,
Liz Rose came by.
Amy, I think you'll find this podcast
fascinating.
It's a Bobbycast.
And so, first of all,
she wrote Cry Pretty for Carrie Underwood.
And I knew that,
and when she opened the door,
for some reason,
I just started singing Cry Pretty out loud.
I don't know why.
I didn't plan on it
because she wrote it with Carrie, right?
And she comes to the house,
because I do this show at my house,
and she shows up and I'm like, cry, pretty!
I'm the biggest dork, but I talked to her about that.
I had never met her or written with her,
and it was just so amazing to watch what a great writer, Carrie is.
Really?
Oh, she's fantastic.
She knew exactly what she wanted to say.
I was just blown away.
So Liz Rose wrote a bunch of songs with Taylor Swift, Tim McGraw.
She wrote Teardrops on my guitar, you know, all that.
And so here she is talking about Taylor coming
to her with the idea for Tim McGraw, the song?
She was just sincere.
She said, I want to write a song called When You Think Tim McGraw.
And I thought, okay, I mean, you know, if you don't cut it, nobody's going to cut it.
But okay, you want to write it?
It's your song.
These are your songs?
Let's just do it.
And I just didn't overthink it.
You know, that's what I did with her.
I just didn't overthink it.
I felt like she was writing her songs, and I led her.
And that's why it worked between us.
One other club I wanted to play from Liz Rose, the new Bobbycast.
She has a song in the new Kenny Chesney album,
song for the Saints, that she wrote seven years ago.
Oh, wow.
That's just now being cut.
The new Kenny thing that's coming out.
I have a song on there that I wrote years ago.
Really?
Years ago.
And Kenny loved it.
It just never worked for the projects as he would do records.
And he's so amazing that he hung on to it.
And it happened to absolutely work for this project.
So I just saw the track listing yesterday.
So you can check it out.
Bobby cast.
Search for the Bobbycast.
on Iheart Radio or on iTunes.
But Liz Rose, it was a really good one, and I like her.
Yeah, I'll check it out.
Will you, though?
I will.
Perfect.
I check out your podcast.
Do you?
Yes.
Read my book yet?
Some parts, but no.
Some parts.
What are you doing?
Skimming?
I'm about to this weekend when I bring my kids to your pool.
I don't care.
Will I be home?
I don't know.
Are you doing it without me being home?
I'll talk about it.
Okay, cool.
Here you go.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So there's a kid named Peyton Stevens.
he's got diabetes and he needs a special dog to help him detect if his blood sugar levels get too low.
But those dogs are super expensive.
So thanks to some donations that came in from people in his community, including former Dallas Cowboys Tide-in Jay Novichek.
They got him a dog.
And these dogs are so expensive.
Like we just did the military ones with our Pimpinjoy money and it's like $20,000 a dog.
And these dogs are, they're trained to.
specifically sniff out if a blood sugar level goes too low and then the an alarm it alerts you know
the kid and this kid's about to like go off to school and so taking a dog with them it's it's life-saving
well good for that town and good for j nova check yeah my dog was trained to sniff out other dog's
butts he's amazing at it though too i'll tell you yep all right there all right there was tell me
something good.
Brianna and Tampa.
Hi, Bobby.
Hey, good morning.
What's happening with you?
Good morning.
I just wanted to tell you all that.
Thank you so much.
A couple months ago, you guys did a fundraiser with Hemp and Joy to help build a
soldier at home.
And I'm actually from building homes for heroes.
And I just wanted to share some amazing news that one of your listeners signed out
out through a charity through y'all and raised almost $80,000 in a golf tournament and
donated it to the charity to help with another soldier's home.
I thought that was amazing.
Wow.
Wow.
How about that?
That's awesome.
Yes.
So wait a minute.
Let me walk me through this.
First of all, yes, so there was a soldier who came back from, he had been hit.
Was that like a mortar had hit, a rocket had hit.
Captain Nelson.
Yeah, Captain Nelson.
And so he was paralyzed.
So what we did as a show is we built him a new home.
And we've checked in.
The home's built and they're doing fantastic.
And so they heard this story on our show.
Yes, sir.
She heard what y'all were doing about our charity
Because it was with Building Homes for Heroes
And that's too, where I'm with
My dad is a huge sponsor of them
And so she donated
I think it had a fundraiser and raised $78,620.
Holy mackerel.
That's so neat.
Wow, well thank you for sharing that story.
Thank you.
Wow, wow, I wish I knew that person was I gave her.
Well, thank you guys
Because it would have never happened
She was going to hear you guys talking about it.
Well, that's a good story.
to share. Thank you. How about that?
Good on that. Good on her. Good on you, Brianna.
Good on Amy. Good on lunchbox. Good on Eddie.
I don't know. There's just
too much fun to enjoy. Hey, thank you. Have a great day and thank you for sharing.
Thank you.
All right, bye-bye. Hey, I'm going to give away this trip.
You can call, we're going to play a game.
And no pressure, but you guys are going to represent the listeners.
Oh, my goodness. I don't feel pressure.
And somebody's going to win a round trip.
Wow. To Vegas.
By the way, tickets to our IHartRadia Music Festival do go and sell today, and it's a massive
lineup. I'm talking. It's like,
Al Dean and Carrie
Justin Timberlake and Fleetwood Mac
Jack White
I could go on and on
Here's the deal
Because of the time zone difference
I have to read the disclaimer
Because some people won't hear us immediately
You know what I mean?
Yes
Okay
You can call us now
Because today is Courtney Cox's
55th birthday
We're gonna play a little Friends trivia
And you can pick one of these people
To represent you in the game
Thank you
Oh
For the Bobby Bones show
IHart Radio
Music Festival sweepstakes
No purchase necessary
That's good.
Voiden, Arizona, California, Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, New Mexico, Oregon, South Dakota, Utah, Utah, Utah, Utah, Utah, and were prohibited.
For more info and rules, go to Bobby Bone Show.com, keyword rules.
Now, what you're going to win is round trip, domestic airfare.
You and a guest, ground transportation, from the hotel to the venue.
Two nights hotel.
Two tickets to both nights of the I-Heart Radio Music Festival.
two tickets to attend the IHart Radio Music Festival daytime stage.
Are you kidding me?
Come on.
All because one of these knuckleheads on the show is representing you in this game.
Yeah, because we're all friends.
No pressure.
I see what you did there, lunchbox.
Thank you.
So, yeah, how about that?
That's a big trip right now.
Huge.
That's what we do here, though.
So there are three players.
Let me introduce the players because I wanted to make this even.
First of all, let's introduce to my left, my co-host, my main squeeze.
There she is.
Main squeeze?
She wrote up on the board
Yeah, my radio main squeeze
Okay
She wrote up on the board
She was a 7.8 today, right?
7.5 and climbing.
Oh, and climbing.
I just need more time.
My co-host Amy, everybody.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you.
Yes.
Now, sitting in front of me directly,
there's a big screen in front of us,
but we can still see the top of each other's head.
She runs digital for our show.
She's 24 and we often care what she cares about.
Morgan number two, everybody.
And our third player
somebody that I call Ed Box.
You two will be teamed up
because neither one of you know that much about friends.
I was going to say, I'm in trouble on this game.
So you two are one...
Ed Box is one team.
That's great.
Two brains are better than one.
Box Ed Box Ed?
Ed Box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Because I win more than you do so.
No fighting, no fighting, no fighting.
Okay.
Let's go to Tara.
Tara and Austin.
Okay, you're playing for this trip
because tickets going to sell
at 10 o'clock this morning.
to our iHart Radio Music Festival.
Are you going to play for this trip
and try to win all this, Tara?
Yeah, absolutely.
Who would you like to represent you?
Amy, Morgan number two, or team Ed Boxing?
Amy.
Amy, okay.
No pressure.
No pressure.
Hey, Tara is playing for Amy.
Be sure to get their backup numbers, Raven,
in case it hangs up.
Like, get their numbers written done.
Hey, Jason and Georgia.
Hey.
Would you like Morgan number two to represent you
or team Ed Box?
It's Box Ed.
Let's go with Box Ed.
Yeah.
Okay, it's Edbox.
It's Box and.
Team Ed Box, okay?
No.
And then finally, Julie in Indiana, you have Morgan number two, okay?
Yep.
All right, if she wins, you win this full trip.
What are you going to say to her right now?
Oh, go for it.
Go for it.
Yeah, don't you need a vacation, Julie?
I've never been on vacation, ever.
What?
Morgan number two.
That's no pressure at all.
She's never been on vacation.
And this is airfare, hotel, ground transportation, tickets.
How good would that sound, Julie?
Oh, that'd be awesome.
You better get a pin and paper
Or out there
Okay, pin of paper.
Today
55 years old is the wonderful
Courtney Cox
Yes
And so I'm going to ask
Friends trivia
There'll be five questions
Write your answers down
All right, all right
All right
That's a
Question number one
What was the name
of Ross's second wife
That he married in London
I'm in
I'm in
Oh I was told
That's what I have to keep saying the disclaimer.
I only have to say it once.
That's what I have.
I just got a message.
I said like nine times because Morgan number one told me to keep saying it.
That's what I got.
Okay.
Or is that the name?
No, no, that's it.
I think Ed Boxx came up with something.
Box Ed.
All right.
Let's go over to Ed Box.
What do you have?
Box, Ed will be speaking for the team.
Go ahead.
Box will be speaking.
We have Emily.
Oh, my goodness.
He says Emily.
Morgan number two, what do you have?
Emily.
Amy?
Emily.
Emily.
And the answer is Emily.
What a good one.
What on, Jason?
Friends trivia.
Going to Vegas.
Not yet.
Question number two.
What does Rachel show up wearing
in the very first episode of Friends?
What on earth?
In the very first episode of Friends,
what does Rachel show up wearing?
Oh.
Morgan Number Two is dancing.
She's feeling cocky right now.
Oh, I'm madden.
That's my guess, sir.
That's your guess?
Yeah.
When I wrote that?
Guys, we have to have an answer.
That's where you want to go with?
What do you put in?
Whatever, we'll go.
That's a terrible answer.
Okay.
Boxette is in.
Let's go.
What do you have over there?
He says a robe?
A robe.
What is your other guess?
A fat suit.
Both may be the dumbest answers up.
Really?
Yeah.
A rope?
No, a turkey.
No, no.
Stop.
Stop.
That is incorrect.
Morgan number two.
Wedding dress.
Correct.
Oh, my goodness.
She runs out of the wedding.
No, I don't remember that.
Amy.
A wedding gown.
There it is.
Yeah.
There we go.
There we go.
Thank you.
See, you just wrote down robe and you wouldn't let me talk about it.
Okay.
Well, you said a fat suit.
Well, I knew that a robe wasn't a good answer.
I'm not getting into this.
I can't go down the lunchbox vortex of just fighting with them.
No, box ed over here is.
Lucky for you.
You're not his teammate.
Okay, here we go.
Question number three.
What is the manager?
Excuse me.
Who is the manager of the coffee shop?
I got it.
I got that.
I got that.
I got that.
I got that.
What's his name?
See, man, that's not it.
No.
Put it right down.
Got it.
Got it.
Why did you put me with it?
Because you guys are both pretty dumb at this.
I have it, 100%.
Oh, you guys, we're dancing over here.
You know, you guys are dancing on last night.
Oh, my gosh.
You're playing for a trip.
One of these listeners is going to win the most awesome trip.
Jason!
By the way.
Jason, going to Vegas.
By the way, tickets until 10 a.m. today for the biggest festival in
Music. Las Vegas. Okay. Amy, you have three seconds to write your answer now. Three, two, one.
All right. Amy, what did you write? Ed. Ed. Ed. Oh, that's a good one. Box Ed's in my head.
Show me Ed. No.
You've been it's Box Ed. Good job, Eddie. Let's go over to team Ed Boxin. We have Gunther.
I picked it. Yeah. It was my answer. No, I did. What's your answer? Gunther.
Yeah! Yeah! Morgan number two? Gunther.
Dang it.
Oh, my goodness. She's excited.
had that. With two questions remaining, Morgan number two has the lead by one point. I can't believe it.
Okay. What? We had that. Stop it. You did nothing on that one. No, I did. Okay. So, there's a guy that lives in the apartment across from Monica. Yes. What's his name? They would always look down into his apartment. What's his name on friends?
I know that.
Right?
I know that.
I know that part of it.
Okay, let's go with that.
All right, we'll go with that.
I mean, I know that that's what they...
Do you think it's possibly what you wrote down?
I don't know.
I just know that about it.
Okay, guys, I can't watch this much more.
I can't.
We're a team.
They worked it out in their hands.
We're working it out loud.
And we have two brains.
We can't communicate.
What do you guys have?
Naked gym.
Naked gym.
Yeah, because he's always naked.
He's always naked.
We know that.
You're close
Naked Michael
You're close
Amy
I should have naked guy
I'll accept naked guy
No
I will
Morgan number two
I knew mine was wrong
It's Felipe
It's Felipe
I don't know why
That came to mind
I would have accepted
naked guy or ugly naked guy
Okay
Either one
So we went too detailed
Why did we say Jim
I have no idea
No idea
I just knew he was naked
All right last question
folks
Hey
You Moral
Is that tie between
Morgan number two
and Amy right now. This is the last question.
So we're out? No, no, no.
You can tie if they miss it. I cannot believe you.
What surrounds the peephole on Monica's apartment door?
Okay. I'm in.
I'm in.
We're in. It's not like you.
Stop it. Well, then you answer something.
Okay, I'll answer it.
So far, I've answered all of them.
No, you haven't?
What surrounds the pee pole on the door of Monica's apartment?
You want to you to let me see? I'll do you answer my own.
Oh, my God.
You don't.
You can't.
So why did you do this?
Okay. Morgan number two, I'm going to need you to write an answer down.
I don't think I have this.
Amy has it. She won't.
Yeah, Amy has it for sure.
Okay, well, if let's go to...
Who would answer something?
She did.
Let's go to Team Box Ed, Ed Box.
We have to be together.
Okay, say your answer on the count of three.
One, two, three.
Picture frame.
Yeah, it's like a purple mirror frame.
It's a picture frame.
What is your...
Of those two, one of them is right?
You'll have to agree.
Go with me.
Trust me.
It's no mirror.
What's one are you going with?
It's a peephole.
It wouldn't be a mirror.
Yeah.
Okay, go with that.
Picture frame.
I'll accept picture frame.
It's a yellow picture frame.
Yes.
See, dude, always trust me.
So now it's tied.
Okay.
Morgan number two, what do you have?
I had a piece of paper.
You are wrong.
Okay.
Hey, Tara.
Yes.
Did you pick Amy?
I did.
If Amy gets this white, right, you win a round trip,
airfare, tickets to Las Vegas
for our I Heart Radio Music Festival.
hotel, all of that.
If Amy gets this question right, what would you like to say?
Come on, Amy.
I know you got this.
I know you do.
All she needs to say is picture frame or yellow frame, and she gets it right.
Okay, okay, come on, Amy.
She got it.
She got it.
Tara, say one more thing to Amy.
Come on.
Talk her through this.
Well, I mean, I've already written it down, Tara.
I'm sorry.
Amy, we're just building suspense here.
Oh.
I trust you, Amy.
You got it.
All right.
Amy, for the win and for a round trip for her,
what's the surround, what surrounds the peephole on the people on
the door of Monica's apartment.
I have it right here, Bobby.
Okay.
Picture frame.
Boom!
Oh, she was!
Yeah!
That's it!
Wow!
I probably scared you with that Gunther thing because my mind
went blank on his name, but I got all the other ones right.
I was blank, too, so you're fine.
Tara, you just won round trip.
Ground transportation, two nights hotel, two tickets to attend the 2018 IHart Radio
Music Festival.
Two tickets for the daytime stage where the raging idiots will be playing.
Yeah.
Like all that.
Thank you so much.
Will you stay on hold, please?
Okay, yes, absolutely.
I am blown away.
That's awesome.
Clutch.
Good job, Amy.
Clutch.
There she goes.
Sing it, Abe.
Here we go.
And now Amy sings her song.
There she goes.
She's going to go to Vegas.
She's going to go to Vegas.
And Justin Timberlake.
We'll be there
There she goes
There she goes again
Okay
Tickets available right at 10 o'clock this morning
Just go to iHeartRadio.com
And get your tickets
What?
There's pressure when we're playing for listeners
Yeah, you want to do another game
With listeners again?
Yeah
Another trip
Okay, hold on.
Bye, Bone Show.
Let's see, here's what's trending right now
There's a video of a 6-foot-11
12-year-old basketball player
obliterating his peers.
Have you seen the video?
It's hilarious.
This kid, he's 12 years old and he's 6 foot 11
and they're playing on an 8-foot goal
because 12-year-olds playing 8-year-olds.
Amy, he's dunking without jumping.
First of all, he blocks every shot
and then he just gets the ball and just puts it in the goal.
Just like that?
And he's 12 and he's 6 foot 11
and I feel bad for him.
Oh.
He's so big.
Because he's going to get way bigger too, huh?
I don't know about that, but he just,
obviously, if you're that big,
You're getting picked on and mess with a lot at 12 years old.
But he's definitely dominating these kids.
Jerry Seinfeld and Cardi B sit down with Zach Gallifanakis
for the return of In Between Two Ferns.
Do you guys ever watch the series?
No.
It's really funny.
So this is Jerry Seinfeld asking Zach,
because Zach wasn't the hangover, he's the guy with the beard,
if it would have been considered a classic
if they only did one movie instead of three.
Do you think if they only made one hangover
and didn't make the other two,
it would be considered a comedy classic?
by the cash grab of two and three.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you have relatives that need emergency surgery all the time?
Well, I do.
My aunt Deborah needed a baboon heart transplant.
That's why I did hangar over two.
My uncle Dickie, his yacht club burned down.
That's why I did hang over three.
It's to save my uncle's yacht club.
There you go.
I like that guy.
There's an eight-year-old who wants to be the best drummer in the world.
People cannot get enough for this eight-year-old.
He, this is him playing.
playing Led Zeppelin's Good Times, Bad Times.
Here you go.
Eight years old.
Is this a real song or him?
Oh, it's a girl?
How sex is me to assume it was a boy?
Wow.
Well, they're from Japan.
She's from Japan.
And her name is Yo Yoka.
I didn't know what that was.
Still terribly sexist to me.
I apologize.
The eight-year-old girl entered her cover.
Is this her playing, actually?
Maybe your son's seven.
Can he do that?
No.
No.
No.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Eight years old.
And then a new season of Queer Eye Season 2 is out on Netflix.
Oh, yay, okay.
People love this show.
It's so good.
Why is it so good?
Well, the way they're doing it, especially this new version on Netflix,
like it just transforms these people's lives from not just their wardrobe to their house,
but their just their attitude, their confidence, everything, takes them out of their shell,
and just gives them a boost.
That's what's trending right now.
Thank you very much.
So literally, I'm giving them.
giving away, round trip airfare, wherever you are, if you're listening in these places,
hotel, ground transportation, it's all the things.
And so we're going to play a game and you get to pick someone on the show to represent you.
Brittany in Ohio, how are you?
Hi, good, Bobby. How are you?
I'm real good.
Now, you're going to have your option here.
We're going to switch up to the things a little bit.
Amy is one player, lunchbox is one player, and Eddie is one player, okay?
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
me one more. I'll make Morgan number to a player. We'll just give everybody a shot.
There you go. The more listeners we got on this to better. And so it's the secret sound game.
Oh, I like this one. And so what I'll do is I'll play a sound and the person who can name the most correctly out of these five will actually win the trip for you. Okay. So who would you like to represent you of these four up here? Go ahead.
I would like to pick Amy. She would like to pick Amy. That's a quality pick. She is good at this game.
Okay. Mike D. Write down that Brittany and Ohio has Amy. And make sure to have their phone numbers, guys. So we'd like to
lose them. Heather in South Carolina. Hi, Heather. Hi, how are you? Who would you like to represent
you to win a trip to Las Vegas? By the way, tickets go on sale, noon central. All you have to do
is go to iHeartRadio.com slash tickets. But, okay, go ahead. Um, gosh, okay, I guess I'll go with
lunchbox. That's right, Heather. Lunchbox. You are beautiful. What? She is. Okay. I can tell.
So they have players. Let's go down to Lacey and Louisiana. Hi. Lacey. Now one of these two people,
Morgan number two or Eddie could win you a trip to Las Vegas for our IHeart Radio Music Festival.
Who would you like to pick?
Eddie.
Okay.
Yeah, Lacey.
Hey, Morgan number two?
Yeah.
You and Trent are teammates.
All right, Trent, let's do this.
Heck yeah, let's do it.
Trent, if she wins, you win.
Like, you basically have a one of four shot.
How do you feel about that?
Pretty good.
Okay.
I like that.
I like that.
Now, I have to do like a 15 second top of the hour thing here.
We'll come back, okay?
and then we will play the secret sound game.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby bones.
All of our players are on.
All my players in the room are here.
Yeah.
Play-on-on-Playette.
What?
Yeah, what are you saying?
Play-on-on-play-at.
It's a song.
If you guys knew hip-hop.
I know it.
Play-A.
Why do you say play-at?
It's play-on-play-a.
It's play-on-play-a.
No.
Yes, it is.
No.
You guys just sometimes that's missed our lyrics.
What's he talking about?
No diggit-old.
No doubt.
Play on play at
What is play on?
They're playing a game
Call yet
Play out
Like here we go
Whatever
He doesn't get it
I can't walk down
I can't walk down
The lunchbox hallway
It's a long dark
And sometimes you miss
Your lyrics
Who?
All of us?
Yeah
Okay
Here we go
I will play a sound
I need what's written
exactly on my paper
Oh boy
Okay
Okay
Sound number one
Here we go
Listen closely
There you go
Sound number one
Oh
I don't know that I agree totally
What do you mean by exactly
What we've ever known?
Can we do it again?
Hey
I have the answer, but
Hey Mundo, come here
I'm scared to say too much
Mundo need to come in here
Me and him and Mike Dio will be
at the judges in case
Yeah
I feel like
But can we play it again
But whoever says it more specifically wins
I like that
All right here we go
Name that sound for one point
You're playing for a trip for someone to go to Vegas, all expenses.
I mean, talking about flights.
Talking about airfare, talking about plane tickets.
Talking about getting on an airplane.
Four things that are exactly the same right there.
All right, there you go.
Write your answers down.
And let's go over and talk to Amy first.
Amy, what do you have?
Ice coming out of the refrigerator dispenser.
Lunchbox?
Ice dispenser.
Eddie?
Candy machine.
I'm going to give the two ice dispensers the correct answer.
We got about Morgan number two.
She's in this game.
Oh, what do you have over there?
Nuts and bolts.
You know what?
Does that one win?
Just for creativity?
Oh, that's different.
Originality?
No, no, nuts and bolts.
If you said ice, or any ice machine, you get the point.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So no nuts and bolts there.
Hey, Trent.
Yeah.
Now, you were stuck with Morgan number two, and she really missed that one, like hard.
I had no idea what it was, so.
Yeah, but, again, you had to pick someone to represent you.
Basically, you elected a politician to go out and represent you, right?
And I don't feel like she's doing the job that you expect it.
How are you feeling right now?
Not too bad.
Okay, still in it.
Sound number two, name the sound.
There you go.
All right.
Sound number two, I'm going to play it one more time.
Name the sound.
Here you go.
I'm in for the wind.
All you got to do is name that, and you too can be, you know, getting a deal done.
Yeah, getting that deal done.
Yeah.
Play on, playette.
Play on, playette.
Okay, everybody in?
I'm in.
Okay, let's go over to Amy, Amy.
A leaf blower?
A leaf blower, she says.
No.
Wow.
Oh, shoot.
Morgan number two?
A vacuum.
Show me vacuum.
What?
Is that most powerful vacuum in the world?
Yeah, it's powerful.
You've been given a yellow card.
Oh!
If you get a red card, you've been eliminated for one of the questions.
That's a lot.
No argument.
This is a World Cup style.
Lunchbox.
Man, something Eddie's never used to vacuum.
Oh, there you.
you go.
I'm just sitting here minding my own.
Eddie?
He just attacks me.
Back you cleaner, dude.
Oh, may I hear that again, please?
No, you may not.
After two, Elbe's in the lead.
Wow.
Still early?
Dude, if you went someone to trip.
Still early.
Your butt's going to explode, man.
You're going to be so happy.
I hope not.
All right, here we go.
Number three, name this.
I'm in for the win.
The panel of judges, me, quiet Mike, and Mundo are all in here.
Just kind of looking at the paper.
One more time?
Yeah, here you go.
Name that sound
What on earth?
All right
Get a little harder now
Don't we?
Yeah, we are.
That's simple guys.
Okay
Get back into it.
All right, I'm in.
All right,
lunchbox,
do you have?
I'm waiting for you to finish
right.
She's still writing.
Okay.
You just play the game.
You've been given a yellow card now.
Oh!
If you want to argue,
I'll give you a red card.
Walking on snow.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Walking on snow.
Show me snow.
Oh my goodness.
That is snow.
I had that too,
but I changed it.
Thank you for giving me the time.
If you argue one more time,
you'll get a red card.
I didn't argue.
Amy.
Walking on gravel.
Yeah.
Rather,
it's walking on gravel.
Yeah, okay.
Lunchbox, it can sound like both.
Morgan number two, what do you have?
Mine was walking on leaves.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Eddie.
I hadn't walking on ice.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Once spots argue it.
Now, Amy 2, LB2,
then Morgan number two and Eddie have one.
Yeah, it's not good.
All right.
Okay
Hey Brittany in Ohio
That gravel
Brittany
You have Amy right
Yes
You got to feel pretty good
She's back in the tide for the lead
Huh?
Yes
Okay
This is nerve ragging
Walking on gravel
Walking on the ground
Walking on gravel
Okay here we go
Okay here we go
Number four
Name that sound
You're playing for a trip
For these listeners
To our IHeart Radio
Music Festival
Gosh, I know that sound too well.
Can you name that sound?
Eddie, stop talking.
No, sorry.
Lunchbox, you should argue that.
If he argues one more time, or Amy, either one of them, they will get a red card.
They'll be eliminated from a question.
Guys, really, that's that really a sound?
Come on.
We all write down our answer, and then we cover our paper, like, we're...
Well, because it's a shit.
Lunchbox cheat.
I know, but I'm just...
For listeners, like, I'm painting the picture of what the room looks like, we write it down,
and then we all cover with our hands.
I'm in for a bunch of cheaters in here.
Lunchbox is really having their strain.
I'm commenting.
Okay.
He's turning red.
Like he can't breathe.
Let's go over to Morgan number two.
Morgan number two.
The sink-drainer clog thing.
The...
What?
I know what it is.
Okay.
Let's go over to Eduardo.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Garbage disposal.
Oh, wow.
The sink-drain-o garbage disposal thing.
Lunchbox, what do you have?
I have your sucking up a straw in the cup is empty.
what on earth that's right that's right
hey you're gonna take that from them
that's right
argue that that's right
if you've ever had an empty cup
that's what it says that
I'm waiting at lunchbox you should argue
Amy what do you have
I have a disposal
so Eddie and Amy have disposal
yeah yeah yeah
in lunchboxes
yeah it's empty cup sucking up the straw
getting the last little bit
I mean let's say this one more time
that you
That dude is sucking hard.
That's a long empty cup.
That's a serious sucking right there.
All right.
The answer is...
Lunchbox, you've been argued it.
Mainly, lunchbox, you have to have a good attitude when you lose.
Wow.
That's the biggest smack talk I've ever heard.
You have to have a good attitude when you lose.
Well, because, you know, it's just for fun, you know.
That's the kind of smack talk I've ever heard.
The answer is garbage disposal.
Yeah.
Your thoughts, lunchbox?
Great, great question.
What was the question?
Okay.
It was what was that sound?
That was the question, Eddie, actually.
You're going to take that?
Going into the final question.
Yeah, Eddie, you're in last place to Amy three,
lunchbox and Eddie two, and Morgan number two has been eliminated.
Oh, come on, that's in bolts.
Hey, Trent, I'm sorry.
It's all good.
All right, buddy.
Thank you.
See you later.
There's Trent and Indiana.
Okay.
Last one.
All right.
Oh, man.
This is a big one.
This is a big one.
And it's probably the hardest one.
Oh, great.
You're playing?
No, a leaf blower vacuum was the hardest one for me.
No, the sucking in the cup.
That was harder.
Hey, play on play hats.
All right?
Let's just play the game.
Play on, play ads.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So these collars are all trying to win here.
If you get this right, you can win them a trip.
Okay.
What?
What on earth?
Bobby.
What?
I didn't make the game.
I know you didn't.
I didn't find the clips.
It's written in front of me.
Can you turn the volume up on that?
Are you going to be disqualified for arguing?
She's asking a question.
Don't argue with her, lunch.
Go ahead, here we go.
I hate feel about that.
I have no thoughts.
No thoughts, good.
Because if you do, I may give you a red card.
I'm itching to give somebody a red card.
All right, they're writing their answers down.
I'm in.
Okay.
And for the win.
I changed my answer too.
Oh, man.
And I saw, I'm looking at everybody's paper.
Somebody got it right.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Somebody got it right.
Well, he can't see my paper.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
So it's not you.
Okay, let's go to Lunchbox first.
What is it?
Crumpling paper.
Crumpling paper, he says.
Hey, Ramundo, would you say crumpling paper is it?
No.
No, okay.
Wow.
Argue that.
Lunchbox has now been eliminated, and therefore his mic dies.
This is like, what's that game?
The weakest link.
Yeah.
Eddie, if you get this, you've tied with Amy and there's tiebreaker.
Yes.
Do we have a tiebreaker sound up just in case?
We do?
Yes.
All right.
Eddie, what do you have?
That sound I just heard was a candy wrapper.
Ramundo, would you say that's right?
What?
What?
Hey, his mic's off.
Man, my breath, what?
Unrapping candies, the official word?
Perfect.
Unwrapping, though.
Candy wrapper.
Amy, what do you have?
Oh, man, I've...
Amy?
What do you have?
I basically have slurping a drink out of my straw.
I have sharpening knives.
Sharpening knives.
That is not right.
Yeah.
We're at tiebreaker.
Diebreaker.
Hold on.
I got to say goodbye to lunchboxes player.
Heather, hold on.
Where is Heather?
Heather, I'm sorry you did not win.
That's okay.
All right.
Thank you.
We're now down to two players.
Planned for a trip to Las Vegas, Nevada.
Here we go, Lacey.
I'm talking about airfare.
I'm talking about tickets to our music festival.
Tickets to the outdoor stage.
I'm talking about ground transportation.
All right.
Talking about Vegas.
Okay, so.
It's intense in here.
How many secret sounds do we have as a tiebreaker?
Just one? Just one.
Ooh.
Okay.
You're picking a hard one?
Yeah.
Buzz in with your name.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I use to write them down?
No, just a tiebreaker.
Buzz in with your name.
Ready.
Three, two, one.
All right.
Just in if you're listening.
Okay, good, good.
And there you go.
Ooh.
Do you know that?
Eddie.
Eddie.
Cap gun.
Incorrect.
Now, Amy, for the win, I will play it again.
If you can name this sound, you are the winner.
and Brittany in Ohio wins the trip.
I'm so nervous.
Brittany, how do you feel right now?
Come on, Amy.
Pull the clutch.
What?
Here we go.
Here's the sound.
It's not a gun?
Eddie said, Eddie said a cap gun.
Here we go.
Listen again.
You get two listens.
For the win, Amy.
What does that sound?
I mean, to me, it sounds like a gunshot.
But what is your answer?
I need an answer.
Argue with them, Amy.
Gunshot.
A gun...
A gun...
Why don't know who's two?
You're specific with cap gun.
It's a baseball bat.
Oh, seeing that my head got wrapped around it being a gun, I couldn't hear any of this.
All right.
Okay, here we go.
Time for another.
Oh, my goodness, gracious.
Okay, yell your name as the buzzer.
Three, two, one.
Here we go.
Eddie.
Eddie, for the win.
Microwave popcorn.
Oh, come on, come on.
Microwave popcorn.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Lacey's going to Vegas.
Mike.
Of course, the girl that doesn't have a microwave.
Lacey's going to Vegas.
Lacey
Lacey
Lacey
Lacey
Tell me how you feel right now
Yeah
Lacey
Lacey let me tell you what you want
You win
Round trip transportation
For you and a guest
On the airplane
Ground transportation
In a car
From the airport to the hotel
Two nights in a hotel
You got two tickets
To attend both nights
Atop radio and music festival
Two tickets to the daytime stage
and all of this is for you.
All this is for you.
All of it.
What do you want to say to Eddie right now who represented you hard?
Thank you, Eddie.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Lacey, you're so welcome.
I mean, this is the best gift ever.
And I did nothing.
Just won a game.
That's great.
You're going to have so much fun.
Mr. All I do is win.
Wow.
There it is.
Lacey, hold on, okay.
I still believe that was snow.
Lacey, all you have to do is know the phrase that pays.
Oh, Lacey.
Now it's on you.
you.
Huh?
You have to know the phrase
I know.
All you have to know
is the phrase that pays.
The phrase that pays.
There's no such thing.
I'm just kidding.
You're totally messed with her?
She's like, oh my gosh, I didn't win it.
I didn't win it.
That's awesome.
The phrase the pays is by both plays all the hits.
The phrase that pays.
There's so many.
Fight grind and repeat.
Harcuna Matata.
Everything's going to be all right.
Oh, man.
All right.
Congratulations.
Tickets on still at noon today.
There you go.
Bobby Bones.
And that's the end.
Hey, what's up?
What do you mean?
What's up?
Well, this weekend, I'm going to go to Charleston tonight and do a stand-up comedy show,
and then I'm going to come back.
And then I had off next week for book tour, but we're going to be doing the show.
I'll just be in different cities.
Oh.
But, yeah, I'm kind of back on the busy train.
Choochoo.
I like not being on the busy train for about a week and a half.
You enjoyed that?
I did.
Yeah, I did.
I got good sleep.
It's good.
Yeah, but way goes that.
Oh, man.
Welcome back old, Bobby.
Mr. Hustle, always hustling.
So, yeah, I'm in Charleston tonight,
but I'm really looking forward to getting on stage
and getting back in the old stand-up game.
So that's me. What are you doing?
I'm just hanging out with the kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just a kid weekend.
I don't know.
Maybe while you're in Charleston will swim in your pool.
Oh, yeah, you keep alluding to that.
Well, I'm thinking today, well, they asked today to go swimming
and I can take them to the Y, which is where they have their swim lessons.
It does.
Lots of other kids around there.
Or.
You have a private pool.
Yeah.
Or I could, like, get out your board.
book.
Oh,
yeah.
Oh,
I'm going to need a little recliners.
Hey, good use of the book there.
She's not going to buy a book anyway.
Yeah.
I really don't care if anybody in this room reads the book.
Well, I have, you gave me a copy.
I have it.
I have it.
My point was, you don't have to read it.
Oh, but I'm going to.
I read your first one.
Why wouldn't I read this one?
Okay.
Listen, I don't, I just feel weird giving that as gifts going,
here's a gift for you to have to spend the next a bunch of your time on it.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to read it, so I don't know.
You don't have to feel weird about that.
You can buy it if you want now.
You can pre-order it.
Lunchbox, what's going on this weekend?
I've got some dinner plans tomorrow night with some friends in town,
so we're going out to dinner, a little double date.
And then Sunday, I mean, it's Father's Day,
so my wife better have something cool plan for me.
You're not really a dad yet, though, to be fair.
Actually, I am.
That baby's got a heartbeat, doesn't it?
Are you doing any dad things right now?
Yeah.
Eddie, were you a dad?
Did you get a Father's Day before you had a baby?
That was like 10 years ago, man.
I don't know if I remember that.
Maybe.
Probably.
I think it's sweet to...
I'm not saying it's not sweet.
He's just absolutely saying he should be given a father's day.
I mean, right now he has no idea what being a dad is.
Right, that's my point.
So, yeah, you probably shouldn't go too hard on the celebration.
I mean, I do pretty much what Eddie does as a dad right now.
What'd you do for your wife on Mother's Day?
Took her out to dinner.
You did?
For our anniversary and Mother's Day.
No, he's combining holidays.
For her birthday, Christmas, and Mother's Day.
And St. Patrick.
All right, thank you.
Have a great weekend.
We'll see you Monday, everybody.
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