The Bobby Bones Show - Garth Brooks Talks New Tour In The Friday Morning Conversation + Awkward Delivery Room Stories

Episode Date: June 15, 2018

Garth Brooks talks about his new tour and teases new music in the Friday Morning Conversation. Listeners call in to share the awkward stories of people who ended up in the delivery room that they didn...’t want there. Also, the show competes in “Friends Trivia” and “Name The Secret Sound” games to win trips for listeners to the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:18 Lots of people are tweeting me about this one. All right. The Bobby Bones Post Show pre-show. Yeah. So here we are about to end a week. of radio shows. I feel like I'm on NPR right now. Why are you whispering?
Starting point is 00:03:30 I don't know. Thank you for listening today. Do you ever listen to NPR? Yes. And that's exactly how they talk. Yeah, so today we're bringing on botanist Harold J. Bonsi. Oh. Harold J., you're known for your uncle discovering the Bonsi tree, right?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Yeah, my uncle, Jim, yes. He discovered the Bonsie tree, and I'm very proud of him. How does that affect your life over the past 20 years and your discovering of the new Bonsie located in the eastern Philippines? Yes, you know, it's taking a big turn in my life. I didn't expect my life to be this way, but I enjoy every minute of it. You wrote a new book. I did.
Starting point is 00:04:02 The Bonsie Chronicles. Yes. It's 793 pages. Could you start from page one and talk about all the different elements from all the Bonsi trees you've ever discovered? Absolutely. The first page, I was. That's it. That's what it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Yeah, that's it. Can we wait to check it out. You never flip it on NPR? No, the only interesting. NPR-related thing I listened to is how I built this podcast. The podcast? Yeah. NPR has really done a cool thing with podcasts.
Starting point is 00:04:31 They've blown up. NPR, IHR Radio, both have really invested a lot in podcasts. I mean, we're in the audio revolution right now. Yeah. Because, yes, we are. Tell me more about that. Well, I'm glad you asked. Actually, no matter what topic that it is you want to learn more about,
Starting point is 00:04:48 there's someone talking about it. Back in, let's say, the 18th century, there weren't podcasts or headphones. So you couldn't hear things. You're so right though. There's podcasts on everything. It's a matter if you love The Simpsons or you like T-Bone Stakes. There's a podcast about it. Pretty amazing.
Starting point is 00:05:06 And so this is the audio revolution. So yeah, there's, I do the Bobbycast. First of all, Amy, when is your podcast going to happen? Oh, I'm having some meetings. Yeah. You're waiting on that paperwork? No. No, but I mean, you know about them?
Starting point is 00:05:24 I told you. What was the date? We asked Ramies to be ready? But it's not ready because there's other people that have opinions. Oh, I asked what the question? Oh, I know. We didn't say a day. We just said June.
Starting point is 00:05:35 That's a date. Oh, it's a month. Yeah. What about the sports show? Yeah, we got the ball rolling. We got the ball rolling. We're getting everything together. We just don't want to start before we do any vacation stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:47 We want to like. That's a dumbest thing ever heard. You don't want to start before vacation. Yeah, because we don't want to put out a couple. There's no penalty and not. It doesn't matter. I don't know what might. Well, no, no.
Starting point is 00:05:56 You tell us then, because we don't know what we're doing. Just get it on. As many episodes as possible from the beginning. And then take a week off? Who cares? Okay, I didn't know that. Well, that's not what they said on the call. Don't listen to them.
Starting point is 00:06:07 No, listen to me. Okay. Here's my method on life. Just do it and ask questions later. I like that. Just do it and figure it out why you're doing it instead of figuring it out first. Because then you'll never do it. You're right.
Starting point is 00:06:17 You're right. You're right. Sports events. By the way, that is on a sports show. Yeah. We have like golf like right now. But the sore losers, which by the way,
Starting point is 00:06:29 whenever Eddie and Raimundo did an episode is a top 10 podcast. Wow. So what if you guys debut and it's not top 10 with all three of you? We have to cut one. I mean,
Starting point is 00:06:39 we'll have to look at the research. No, it's going to be different. No, y'all have to realize y'all we're on the Bobby cast. He means debuting as the sore losers not with his built-in audience. But he's saying like if we look at research
Starting point is 00:06:50 and it comes back that like it's less. Research. Where do you have these tools? Yeah, I don't know how to look at that. You just hear people say it. They put up an Insta story poll. That is research, though. It is. This weekend, I'm going to go and do a stand-up show in Charleston, which I'm excited about.
Starting point is 00:07:07 And then I'm back. I mean, I'm doing that book tour all week. I'm going to do Good Morning America and then Today Show, both next week, which is crazy. They're going to both let me on. And not because both, but either. Let me just say that differently. It's crazy either one of them will let me on. So I'm going to go promote the book there.
Starting point is 00:07:23 With GMA, it was the American Idol tie in. Oh, okay. Because that's ABC. Yeah. So I'm doing that. So I'm pretty excited about that. Are you doing any night shows? Like Kimmel?
Starting point is 00:07:32 I'm not, listen. I'm lucky to get on a three-minute block. I don't think Fallon puts on authors. Oh, he doesn't. What about Gordon? Corden? I'm not big enough anyway. So the answer is no, that I'm not big enough to do that.
Starting point is 00:07:48 But they really don't do that unless they're famous for something else. Okay. The only one is... Colbert. Colbert will put Charlemagne on because they grew up in South Carolina together. Oh, really? That's cool. And he's... But not me.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I saw Charlemagne on, what's the HBO one? Bill Mar. Yeah, I saw that one. It's pretty good. Yeah. So, yeah, that's what I'm going to do next week. So I'll be working from New York for a lot of the week. But next week, David Lee Murphy's coming into play. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Dan and Shays doing four days on the show because they're playing a new song every day. So, yeah, it'd be good. Anything, Amy. Man, I'm just hoping every day is a great week. I love that. And what's your plan? I mean, I switched it up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Yeah. This weekend? Yeah. We have a play date tomorrow with some other, well, our friend that adopted from Haiti, too, they live like 30 minutes away. So. You need a pool to take them to? They have a pool.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Oh. Yeah. But I'm excited for my kids to see some of their, like, Haitian, like, have that connection. Yeah. Because it's been a while since they've hung out with them. And I think it's good for them to see, because they've, been in America a couple of years. The other kids.
Starting point is 00:08:56 The other kids. So I'm glad that we were able to arrange that this weekend because it's definitely been like a month or two. Do your kids still have a relationship with Haiti? Do they know it as Haiti? Like what do they know it is? Yeah. I mean, that's their home.
Starting point is 00:09:09 In fact, someone just like my husband or my son and I were riding his bike the other day and we met a listener and he was like, where are you from? And she said, I'm from here. And she goes, where are you from? And he goes, Haiti. I mean, that's his first answer. always want that to be because that's that's I don't want him to lose that or my daughter and they want to go they ask about going all the time which we absolutely will do but we need to wait a minute
Starting point is 00:09:35 it's probably too soon could dig up a lot of emotion but the plans are go back to Haiti and even visit their birth moms wow but that timeline is is out there so obviously just going to Haiti is first yeah going to Haiti's first I think all that will happen at the And one trip? At the same time. Wow. Unless they feel like they're not ready. Maybe we'll go back to Haiti, visit the orphanage,
Starting point is 00:09:59 and then take another trip back to see their moms. But I guess it just depends on when we actually plan that, when we feel like it's right. Boy, that'll be heavy, huh? Yeah. But we're starting some small steps of counseling. Right now, they went to counseling last week. It was their first time ever since being in the States.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Well, ever, because they didn't have counseling at the orphanage. But, I mean, and it was a real session. How do you feel today? How do I feel today? Yeah, I got it. We have me the note that Amy gave me. I gave you a note. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:26 She wrote a note. Yeah, you want me to read it to you? Yeah. Before the show? Mm-hmm. Okay. This is the note that Amy is. Is what you guys do?
Starting point is 00:10:31 You guys write notes to each other? Sometimes. I mean, but. No, the wrong note. What was that note? It's the note that Mike greasks me every morning. Oh, okay. Dearest Bobby.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I hope today finds you wonderful. Love quiet Mike. Okay. Amby's note starts like this. Okay. Warning. I cried today for no real real. real reason.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I had fries and cookies for dinner, so pretty much it's PMS time and I have no idea what I'll be like tomorrow. Ooh. The kids thought I was super cool with our dinner tonight. Little do they know is my hormones. Oh, well, I want to be in a mom no matter what.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Good news is that I'm aware. Awareness is key. You can try to navigate these shark waters and be as normal as possible. Namaste. So I got that this morning. I guess you wrote that last night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Yeah. Amy, do you write these notes to your husband or just Bobby? Oh, I mean. Wow. Like, like, if my one, He knows. Like, I have to warn Bobby because we come in.
Starting point is 00:11:28 And that's the whole thing with that whiteboard, too, that Bobby and I have, is we're the first person, we're the first interaction in the morning for a long time. And we're in this tiny room. And sometimes there's tension. And now we don't even really have to discuss it, especially if we send a warning the night before. And then we have the whiteboard. As long as everybody's truthful with the whiteboard. Amy sometimes lies like this morning. No, no, you lied this morning.
Starting point is 00:11:52 No, you lied. What Amy does, though, she writes a high number and they goes, but I'm working on it. And that's not the same. No, no, no, no. Today I wrote it low. I said and rising. No, you wrote 7.5. That's not low. And rising. That's 7.5. That's low for me. For me, I was a 7.9. And that's a lie. You guys should do it like the stop market where you do a little arrow like where it was.
Starting point is 00:12:09 That way you show improvement. I thought, did I, I came in was feeling pretty good today. How did you feel like I was today? Great. You're in a great mood today. Thank you. I mean, who was in here when I had to call him out for lying about his score. They didn't roll their eyes at you, though, because everybody was having a good time. I put my headphones on.
Starting point is 00:12:24 And what I said to you was, I said, are you projecting your feelings onto me? I said, are you projecting how you feel onto me and saying I feel that way? Right, Mike, dude? Yeah, that's what the charger. That's what this was all about. Yes, Bobby got so annoyed. No. Mike, was that so annoyed?
Starting point is 00:12:41 Yes, he was. Hold on. Mike, stop. Mike is not bad sample. Bad sample. Why? Why? He just constantly agrees with whatever Bobby says.
Starting point is 00:12:49 That's not true. Has he ever disagreed with Bobby? Never. Never. Never. And why would I bring him into a situation he would disagree with me, too? Think about that part of it. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:59 So what happened? Mike D this morning, what happened? You asked for the charger, and Amy had it, and Amy got upset. He's like, I'm only at 9%. And I said, I come in and ask for the charger every day at this point. And you're like, ah! No, you don't. And you had attitude.
Starting point is 00:13:12 It was fine. We got over it real quick. I was never under it. I let you have the charger. That's how we got over it. I was like, just take the charger. No, I was going to give it back. And you were like, no, no.
Starting point is 00:13:21 See, this is what I'm talking about. Okay. So you guys fight outwardly? You're in lunchbox Eddie? Yes. You guys over there and you have a ridiculous fights out loud. Yes. Amy and I have these internal struggles that you guys aren't even knows happening.
Starting point is 00:13:32 But then you have Mike D there to back you up at least. Sometimes. At least you got back up. I got to get me a Mike D. Morgan number two. I got to. Everybody needs a Mike D. Mike D. Tell them.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Was I right or was I wrong? The thing is, you guys have no idea how much Mike D has all of your backs all the time. All the time. You guys have no idea. Yes, yes, you're awesome. How much. Mike D is like writing bits for you guys. Like the same, oh, maybe Amy should talk about this.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Eddie should talk about this. You do that, Mike D? Yeah, all of you all the time. And nobody thanks Mike D. He's got a selfless job. He's over there writing games. But no, no. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:14:05 That's on us. But that's his job. Nobody. That's his job. Don't deflect because we're just poking a little bit. We're just having fun. If I got to stick up for someone getting bullied, I will. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Oh, here we go. Oh, now we're calling this bully. Oh, here we go. Oh, well, then, yeah. Okay, we all get bullied on the show every day. And I get bullied a lot. Yeah. Morgan number two, right?
Starting point is 00:14:25 Right. Amy, that's funny. All right. That's why Eddie's the funniest person on the show. Wait. What? Eddie's a funny? Can I be your Mike D?
Starting point is 00:14:35 No. Why is he the funniest? Because you just made a funny so he's the funny. We've already gone through this. Okay. Oh my God. Mike D, tell him. Are the funniest?
Starting point is 00:14:43 Hey, Mike D. No, you got to get your own Mike D. Hold on. Mike D. Of the group, of the Eddie lunchbox, Ramundo, Amy. Who would you say the funniest? Amy. Oh, Amy.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Mike D. Wow. I'm shocked. See, that just shows you. His opinion is his opinion, regardless of who asks him. He's got the same opinion. Wow. It's true.
Starting point is 00:15:01 What would you like to say to Mike D now? I've never not appreciated Mike D for his work ethic or his nice personality or whatever. Yep. She just doesn't appreciate him always going against her and agreeing with you. No, he didn't. He just went for her after she slammed him. That was the first time. That was very nice of you, Mike D.
Starting point is 00:15:18 That was all part of the... Who's second, though? It was all part of the script. Ramundo second. And then, then Eddie. Then lunchbox. That's all right. I'm not worried about what Mike D.
Starting point is 00:15:28 You just said it's all right after you yelled about it for 10 minutes. Well, you don't think I'm funny. That's cool. I don't think Mike D's funny. It's good. Play on, playette. What? My D is funny.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Play on, play that. Yeah. Okay. On with today's show. Thank you very much for hanging out with us. Here we go. The Bobby Bones show. Turn it up.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Big show today as Garth Brooks will be in later this morning. Hey-oh! By the way, morning studio! Morning!
Starting point is 00:16:07 Yeah, the Friday morning conversation in two hours. Garth Brooks will be in. Let me talk to Kagan in Arkansas. Hey, Kagan. Hey, how are you doing? I'm good. What's happening with you? Oh, not much.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Just headed into work. Yeah, where you live? Hot Springs Village. I used to work in Hot Springs Village at the golf course. Oh, which one? Balboa. Oh, really? Yeah, and I used to weed eat.
Starting point is 00:16:29 First of all, I wake up in the morning. morning when the sun came up and I would mow greens. Terrible. Because you have to mow them exactly right. Some grass lays up, some grass lays back. That'd be perfect. And to flip that mower, then I would rake traps. Then I would weed eat for the rest of the day.
Starting point is 00:16:43 And that was pretty much every day. Unless it got really hot, then I'd go out and have to water it myself, water the greens with the hose. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. The dolphin's number one thing around here. Yeah, because the Hot Springs Village where a lot of old people live. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yes. Yes. And then I worked at, I also waited tables in the Hot Springs Village. Kagan, you're like in my area. Yes, yes, I am, about 15, 17 miles from Mountain Pond. Yeah, I mean, Mountain Pines my hometown there. So being that Bobby was all over the place there, what, like, are there still whisperings about Bobby? Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Do you hear anything in the town gossip? Oh. Oh, no, no gossip. It's all good. It is all good. Okay, so gossip doesn't have to be bad. Do you hear anything about him? Do people, they're like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Oh, I mean, everybody listens to him. We all, I mean, everybody. everybody I know listens every morning. I'm just trying to represent my home, you know? That's right. That's right. And I was just wanting to call and tell you that I appreciate you. And I can't wait until you come in September. I saw you at Fort Smith when you were there two years ago. Oh, man. Thank you very much. Well, let me say that, first of all, good morning. And secondly, I appreciate you. And I hope you have an awesome day at work.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Hey, thank you so much. And y'all have a great day and keep doing what you're doing because y'all absolutely rock. Aw. There we get. See, that's my people right here. Yeah, you got good people. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. In the spring of last year, Brian Glenn decided to donate a kidney to a complete stranger.
Starting point is 00:18:13 The kidney went to this girl I'm Haley. She'd been waiting for three years on a list. His decision to donate was completely random, but it started a chain of 46 people becoming kidney donors. Lunchbox, do you know how these chains work? Yeah, it's like they don't know them, so then they find someone in their friends. family or friend says, okay, you know what, since my friend got a kidney, I'm going to go donate a kidney. And then it just starts going and going and going.
Starting point is 00:18:35 How crazy that because your friend got a kidney, you decide I'm going to give one of my kidneys away. 46 people. Wow. So if you give me a kidney lunchbox, then someone like Raymondo goes, I'm going to give a kidney some Bobby's friend. Yes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:18:49 46 people did that. What if you're the one who breaks it though? Like 46 have done it and you're 47 and or you can't find a friend that will continue to change. Come on. Jimmy? Yeah. Susan?
Starting point is 00:19:01 Anyone? You're like that person at the drive-thru, except for it's for kidney. Yeah. It breaks the streak of Starbucks or something. Yeah. Well, congratulations. That's pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Inspired by Brian, that chain of events went on and reached 46 people who need the kidneys. And that's an ICU. Wow. Over to Raymundo with the news now. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymundo in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Starting point is 00:19:26 A roller coaster went off the tracks. Two people fell over 30 feet to the ground. The fire department had to rescue others. Six people and all had to be transported to the hospital. In recall news, Kellogg's recalled honey smacks. There's possible salmonella. They could make you sick. Take them back for a full refund.
Starting point is 00:19:45 And finally, in weather news, severe weather in the north, Minnesota, Wisconsin. Watch out. The south, there could be some pop-up storms today. But for the most part, 80s and 90s for the entire country. This guy. spent $90,000 on a brand new BMWX-5 and he used that car
Starting point is 00:20:05 to bury his dad as his dad's casket. What? Fowler. Yeah, the guy lost his dad due to old age and decided to send him off to his final journey in a luxury car.
Starting point is 00:20:18 So, he spent $90,000 on a car and put him in the ground with it. An extra large six foot deep grave near his hometown. Wow. That is so. No baller.
Starting point is 00:20:29 A photo of the car being lowered into the grave by Paul Bearers went viral online and caused quite the controversy. Here's the question. Do you find it offensive that the man had his father buried in an expensive car? Offensive? No. Yeah, I don't either. People are upset about it. Really?
Starting point is 00:20:46 It's called going out in style. I don't even... Listen, I think we can all go out whatever our means are. But let's say you pay $500 for a casket. Someone can go, wow, you spent $500 on a casket? But money's relative. If this dude has tens of hundreds of millions of dollars, to him, this is like I spent a 500 bucks on a casket or a thousand bucks on a casket.
Starting point is 00:21:07 When my mom died and I had to buy an urn because we cremated her, I was amazing how expensive it was. And they get you because you're emotional. Yeah. They're like, you need to get this as $1,300 for earn. What are you talking about? That's crazy. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:18 That's exactly what I'm saying. So all I'm saying is they probably had a lot of money. That's why people are so mad. But yes, if you get, or if you could do one car to be buried in. Ooh. That's kind of cool. What car would you want to be buried in? Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Lambo. A Lamborghini. Yeah. But you never had one in your real life. That's okay. I would have one forever then. The door is popped up. Either they can pop up or pop down, whatever.
Starting point is 00:21:43 To bury that with the doors up. Yeah. That's a big hole in the ground, too. Yeah, Amy? Especially for mine because I do a 1986 Ford Bronco. Full size. I'll probably roll my Jeep Wrangler right now. There you go.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Top down. A bunch of dirt in you. Keep the dirt out. Yeah. I mean, I drive a Jeep, but still, I'm not that rugged. Eddie? Oh, I would go with an old Volkswagen van bus. Why?
Starting point is 00:22:07 It's just because they have like camper. They have camper stuff in their stove, a little bed. We all think we're going to be living our life. Shall we will? Yeah, yeah. No, that's not it. Yeah, a little RV. Be nice.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Just go all at it. Yes. Just to get a bus. A bus. With a fridge stock with beer. Barrett and a tour bus? Good. Well, there's that sort of $90,000 on a car.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I'd kind of want to go check out that grave if I was nearby, though, right? Absolutely. Got to pay tribute. Oh, watch out with those grave diggers. Oh, that's a big one right there. Yep. I was reading the story this morning about how if you drink a lot of water, it helps you cut calories. So, therefore, you don't eat as much, and you lose more weight.
Starting point is 00:22:44 So the headline is, drink water, lose weight. Mike D., who works on our show. He writes segments for the show, and is the quietest man in radio from Wauksahachee, Texas. who's lost over 120 pounds. Don't you credit water to helping you lose weight? Yeah, that was a big part of it. I just started drinking water, stopped drinking soda, and I lost 30 pounds just by doing that. Just by water.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Because water is good for you or because you felt fuller? Because I felt fuller, yeah. Sometimes I thought it was hungry and I was just thirsty. So you would drink water? Yeah. 30 pounds. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:21 So when you think you're hungry, just drink water and it fills you up. Well, a lot of times you legit, your body is dehydrated and it's, You're thinking you're hungry, but you just need water. Did not know that. It says water filled you up so you don't need to eat as much food. So your massive 4 p.m. craving can be solved with a bit of water. Not totally, but even somewhat, it does help you. How much water do you drink a day now, Mike?
Starting point is 00:23:42 Probably close to a gallon. Is that one of those, like, you hold the jug? Yeah, that's what Eddie carried around for a while and drank like two sips a day. It's like a milk jug. Yeah. A milk jug. Yeah. Remember when Eddie did that, walk around?
Starting point is 00:23:54 It's like, I'm drinking this. Hey, I did it for like a whole week. Yeah, but then sometimes the guys here would steal sips from it, so you would think you drank more than the dish. Yeah, I did think that I finished it. Mike D lost 120 pounds, still rocking it. Got a new haircut? Yeah. He's still talking to his girl in Texas?
Starting point is 00:24:09 Oh, yeah? Yeah. Getting serious? It's still a thing. You guys haven't seen each other though in a while, huh? No, it's been a few weeks. So they're texting and they FaceTime a lot. But I believe you guys are getting together soon?
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah. Do you feel like she's your girlfriend? We actually talked last night and yeah. Wait, what? What do you mean? What do you mean? Wait, are you telling us, Mighty, that you have a girlfriend? But you don't even, you don't even, what?
Starting point is 00:24:32 We just went from like, we talked. Zero to 100, yeah. Now, so how did this conversation go? Well, it came up when we talked on the Bobbycats that I got off Bumble, and we talked about that. And it said, well, I'm not seeing anybody else. You're not seeing anybody else. So why not just be together? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:48 How many dates you guys been on? Three. Have you kissed her? Yeah. Oh, okay. Whoa. Whoa. It's Eddie.
Starting point is 00:24:55 I mean like a French kiss? Not what you need to know. I don't need to know. No, like a real kiss or like a... Or like a peck on the lip. Do you guys say you love each other? No. Bobby, don't be ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:25:05 So you guys are together. You have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. Wow, Mike D is a girlfriend. Oh, my God. This guy. My D. Zero to 100.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Wow. Started from the five next year. How old are you, Mike? 26. Is this your first girlfriend? First girlfriend. Wow. What?
Starting point is 00:25:23 Bobby, he's going to be married before you. Okay. Why did it go there? You know what? Bones, you need to give him the talk. Off air, give him the talk. What talk? Which talk?
Starting point is 00:25:30 Bargna, no, off air. Oh, that babies don't come out of the belly button. Yes. Okay. Amy, zero to a hundred goes hard. Amy's sniping me hard today. What? She's over there, feeling little Randy.
Starting point is 00:25:41 She's popping me today. I am not. Stop. For one. Congratulations, buddy. Thank you. This is the first I've heard about this. I know, me too.
Starting point is 00:25:49 I'm shocked. I'm with this guy all the time. Hey, Mike Died and I know this. You've got to get some tips to Bobby. Oh, that's very. Wait, why is that. not a sniper shot from lunchbox to you. That's normal. You're always the one that's
Starting point is 00:25:59 supportive and you give me hugs. Okay, listen. You said you'd be married in 18 months. But this just went from zero to 100, Sylvest. Maybe Mike D's girls got a friend. They can double date. Is she coming to town still July 4th weekend? Yeah. Is she quiet too? Mike D. That's a fair question. A.K. Quiet
Starting point is 00:26:17 Mike. Does she like movies? A.K.Movie Mike? She does. Any superhero movie movie? She like Metamusal? I don't know about that. Does she like punk rock, aka punk rock Mike? No. Ooh, did she like to go to prison? Oh, like, prison, Mike, from the time he was put in jail? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Does she like Ma Maherona? And they can't... Oh, my goodness. Okay. Mike D. Congratulations, buddy. Thank you. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Mike D's got a girlfriend. Look at this guy. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. It's Friday, so that means new movies, new music. Movie-wise, tag is hitting theaters with John Hamm, Jeremy Renner, and Rashida Jones. It's got 60% positive.
Starting point is 00:26:55 on Rotten Tomatoes. Also in theaters today, The Incredibles 2, with a really high score, 94% positive. Music-wise, Steve Mokler has a new album out today called Born Ready, and here's a song from it called Crazy Does. That's what crazy goes.
Starting point is 00:27:34 There's some new music to check out. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Gini. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Sergeant Stevens is a police officer in Maine. He's on duty. He's driving around neighborhood and he sees a house fire.
Starting point is 00:27:50 The bottom floor is on fire, so he pulls up to the house and starts yelling at the 11-year-old and 14-year-old stuck in the second story. Jump! Jump! I'll catch you. Because the fire department hadn't even been called yet. Wait, so they're 11 and 14? Yes. Those aren't baby. These are like human-sized kids.
Starting point is 00:28:06 And they're stuck in the second story. And so he's like, look, you guys got to jump. I'll catch you. 11-year-old jumps. He catches them. Whoa, man. 14-year-old jumps. Sergeant Stevens, guess what he does? Gets nailed in the head. Runs away.
Starting point is 00:28:19 No, he catches him. Oh, it's up good. He suffered minor injuries because they've weighed so much. Yeah. The kids got out alive. Man. Yeah, that's cool. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:28:29 What if lunche would have tricked us with that second one? Yeah. He changes mine. He changes my drop the kid. But the first one's okay. Yeah. But they both jumped. Both jump.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Both okay. Howe suffered some damage. But, hey, it's all about the kids. They're safe. Sergeant Stevens. Shout out. Yeah. Man, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Well, Sergeant Stevens, was there too before everybody else got there, so he had to side quickly. He just saw the, he's the one that spotted the fire. Sergeant Stevens Lonely Hots Club Band! I don't know what that is. Sergeant Peppers. Okay. All right, there is.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Hurry up to day. This story comes to us from Ontario, Canada. A 32-year-old woman was charged with misuse in 911 after she showed up to pick up her pizza, and it
Starting point is 00:29:13 wasn't ready. So she was hangary. She called 911 and said, I am hangary and my pizza's not ready on time. Come here and fix the situation. Did she disclose to 911 that she was hangary, though? She said that. Yes, and police found the hangary woman waiting outside the pizza plate. I saw that different, you know, the hormone, the makeup of people are different, and being
Starting point is 00:29:34 hungry really can affect people emotionally different. Like, our chemical makeup is different. So maybe she legit has a thing. I think people think 911 is just a toy line. Yeah. Yeah. Like it really is if you're dying. Emergency.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Yeah. It's not an emergency that you can't get your pizza. The 10 crust is going to be fine. Or you just leave and don't pay for it. And so they get, I wonder what the ticket is for that. Do you know? I don't know. But they did also lecture her on 911 for emergencies only.
Starting point is 00:30:02 On Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead story of the day. Bob it Bones. I was reading this story about the main reasons women divorce men. What do you think it is? Men are like married to their job. They work too much. The opposite. Lack of employment.
Starting point is 00:30:18 their husband isn't working, that's the biggest reason that people get divorced. A.K.A. no money. See you, honey. I was almost hesitant to read the story because I know how lunchbox is. But it's true. If you don't have the bacon, if you're not bringing home bacon, they're going somewhere else. They're going to go shopping. They're going to go down the road and look for some better bacon. Ain't no shaking. Yeah, well. No bacon, no shaking. The data is that since 1975, every year it's gotten higher and higher. The main reason for divorce is that.
Starting point is 00:30:46 No dough. Got to go. All right. Okay. That's your third stop there. No job. By the way, Amy's telling me about this scam that someone's running. Yeah. No, it's legit.
Starting point is 00:30:58 So I got an email and said, Hi, Amy. I have a concern. Not sure how to go about it. So I'm emailing you. I got an Instagram request from Bobby. I accepted. We talked a bit.
Starting point is 00:31:08 He said he's looking for a life partner. And I was like, this dude is bold. He asked for my email, which I gave him. And he added me on Google chat. This started last Wednesday. Over email, he said he wanted to meet me in person, but would need me to buy an $800 VIP pre-order book and backstage pass. Bones, you don't need to be doing this, dude.
Starting point is 00:31:27 You got enough money. Like, dude, you're good. You're a good-looking guy. Like, girls want to date you. You don't have to do this stuff. She said she started to question it. So she asked him for some, you know, to prove who he was. So he sent a picture of his passport.
Starting point is 00:31:40 I don't know. That, she said, didn't seem legit. So that's when she did not go through with it. But she was going to pay $800? She said she almost. It says here. All I'm doing is going, wow. She goes, I almost fell for it, but decided not to go through with it.
Starting point is 00:31:54 And she wanted to write and let me know to let other fans not fall for this scam. Unless it has a blue check mark. And by the way, I'm never asking people for money through Instant Messenger. I don't even have Google chat. Yeah. Bobby bones at gmail. Well, I hate to hear that. I hate to hear the people are using me because I'd hate to hear even one person that got taken advantage of it.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I know. They do it as country artists too. Just remember if there's not a blue check, it's not for real. Okay. But it is kind of a status. thing. Now people are faking like me. That's pretty cool. That's pretty awesome. You made it. Maybe, yeah, maybe someone will divorce me later.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Oh. Get that bacon. No, you're always going to have a job. How? You just like our hard, you just... Knock on wood. Dang. Curs me over that. Richard in Arkansas. What's up, buddy? Hey, brother. How you doing? I'm good. The Arkansas call is coming in strong today.
Starting point is 00:32:38 What's up, my friend? What's up? I just wanted to call and let you know how much we appreciate everything we do and how you're an inspiration to a lot of people, brother. Oh, man, I appreciate that. Where you live in Arkansas? Know it well Yes sir I've been listening to you for a long, long time before you had your podcast and all that
Starting point is 00:32:53 Oh man I appreciate that Well thank you so much Richard Man I'm coming to town I'll be in Arkansas In August I think Oh I think it's September Is it September? You want to show at Robinson Music Hall
Starting point is 00:33:03 Which I'm very excited about But yeah look at that I would like that call How do you know when it is Because another Arkansasian No Arkansason Sorry
Starting point is 00:33:11 What is that? Thank you Another Arkansas Was excited to see you in September I don't know. I'm just going to hang out in September. Okay. We looked that up, Mighty, let me know.
Starting point is 00:33:20 The off-duty FBI agent who accidentally fired his gun while dancing at that club in Denver. Remember him? He turned himself into police. He was arrested for assault. The 29-year-old was captured on video dancing and doing a backflip
Starting point is 00:33:33 when his gun fell out and fired a shot into the leg of another one, a 24-year-old. Thomas Reddington is expected to make a full recovery. And then they took the guy's blood alcohol when it happened. and they're testing. Oh, I bet it was nothing.
Starting point is 00:33:47 He had no alcohol, right? Why are you dancing with a gun in your bag? Maybe he's just feeling it, man. Maybe his jam came on. You can't stop feeling? Yes. What if that Zed and Marin Morris song came on? He was just like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Baby! Even then you guys stopped feeling. You can least hand your gun over to somebody? Maybe there's a girl here's trying to impress. But can you imagine, you're feeling it so much that you do a backflip, first of all, not even with a gun. Just a backflip. I'd never felt that much in my life.
Starting point is 00:34:15 me. That's impressive. I've been feeling things sometimes. I'll be like, I'm feeling this. Never have I been so inspired to do a backflip. And not only that, a backflip with a gun. And the gun falls out and shoot somebody. Man, what a story. Guy won a million bucks in a lottery.
Starting point is 00:34:32 He said the ticket spent five weeks stuck to his refrigerator door before he even knew he had a winner. Wow. That's crazy. He just put a magnet up and it held it there. And he's like, I guess I should check it. And it won over a million dollars. He gets, he had to split it with one other winner, and he still got over a million bucks. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:50 By the way, today, tickets go on sale to our IHeartRadio Music Festival at 10 a.m. Pacific. So wherever you are, you can do the math. Go to iHeartRadio.com slash tickets at 10 a.m. Pacific. Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldeen, Luke Bryan, Leonard Skinner. Also, this morning during the show, we're giving away two all expense-paid trips this morning. So be listening for that as well. So all that being said, let's go over to Amy now with a 30-second skinning. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Amy's 30 Second Skinny. It's Friday, so that means new movies, new music. Movie-wise, tag is hitting theaters with John Hamm, Jeremy Renner, and Rashida Jones. It's got 60% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Also in theaters today, The Incredibles 2, with a really high score, 94% positive. Music-wise, Steve Mokler has a new album out today called Born Ready, and here's a song from it called Crazy Does. That's what Crazy Does. So there's some new music to check out.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. The Bobby Bove Show. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. What do you remember about your high school graduation? Oh, our cap and gown was maroon.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah. Not a lot? No, clearly. Not a lot. I really don't. Lunchbox? I remember showing up and the administration pulling me aside and saying this is a dignified ceremony. We're going to need you to be on your best behavior because we will withhold your diploma if you try anything.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Try to act civilized for these two hours. Wow. Did they tell that to everyone? Nope. They didn't. Nope. Just me. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Well, graduation season is winding down and the last diplomas are being handed out. But perhaps no parent is more proud of their child than one dad in Harker Heights, Texas. He bought a huge billboard. says congratulations their 2018 high school graduation Love Dad Huge billboard Massive one
Starting point is 00:37:04 That's sweet I was going through The neighborhood the other day And someone put up a big old banner in their front yard Like one of those Printing one I'm like people
Starting point is 00:37:11 They're just graduating high school They didn't win An Oscar or something It's a little overboard nowadays That is ridiculous Is it though Is it any way of showing love ridiculous
Starting point is 00:37:22 Really when you get down to the root of it Is any single way of showing love ridiculous That makes every other parent look like a chump. It's not a competition. It is. That's why he did it.
Starting point is 00:37:32 He did it because he has money and can afford to. Okay, but don't we do things like, for example, whenever I gave Amy the George Strait shirt, I had money $36 to buy that t-shirt. That's totally different. No, no, no. It's all I'm saying is it's all relative. It's all relative. And if we're showing love, why does it matter?
Starting point is 00:37:50 Bobby showed me love, y'all. Absolutely. I'm definitely, in my love language, a gift giver. Yeah, you are. You are. Because I'm not comfortable with words. What is, that's yours? What about, is that mean you want gifts?
Starting point is 00:38:04 No, because I'm terrible with gifts. Right. So do you know your love language? I don't speak. I'm like one of those, I'm a mute. I don't hear language. Okay, acts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Anyway, the dad was cool. That's a good, right? Yeah. Unless my guy's trying to derail me here. That was a great story. Tell me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's crushing candy getting boring and you want to try something new.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Then you have to play the puzzle game. Best Fiends. The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down. If you're looking for something new or you're just tired of the same old boring match three game, download Best Fiends right now. It's fun to play by yourself or with friends and family. Play whenever, wherever, as long as you like, it's one of those games that you will enjoy and you'll probably lose track of time playing.
Starting point is 00:38:44 We play it here on the show, especially Web Girl Morgan. That's right. What's your name? Morgan number two? We think you should play two. Turn it into a competition. Do you really play Morgan number two? Yeah, I really do.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Yeah, me too. I played a lot. I played a lot. Listen, it really, it's called Best Feans. Maybe you're traveling. You want to pass the time. You don't need the internet for Best Feens. You can play on a flight.
Starting point is 00:39:04 You can play in a cave. Believe me, you will not regret it. So download Best Feans for free on the App Store or Google Play right now. Best Feens, it's like Best Friends without the R. Best Feens, it's a puzzle game. Morgan, Morgan number two, aka Webgirl Morgan, aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well. So there we have it.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Best Fiends. All right, Garth Brooks is here. He's going to be in the next five minutes. So Garth Brooks in studio coming up. Hey, Rain in Kansas. Hi. What's happening with you? Oh, not much.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Just on my way to work. And from Wittata, so I listen to you guys, like, every single morning for the past. Oh, I don't know, over the last 10 years. Thank you very much. What's your favorite part of the show? In high school. I love listening to Tell Me Something Good, like hearing. You guys talk about there's always something good every day in the world.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Like, it's helped me get through so much tough time. Went through a really tough time a few years ago, and it just kind of helped keep my hopes up, knowing that there's always something better, and that there's no matter what you look at it, there's something good in every single day. Well, thank you very much, and we try to do that at 55 after all the hour. So thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I appreciate that. Do you like the morning corny by any chance? Oh, yes. I love that. And when I listen to it every morning, and then I tell my three-year-old this jokes, and he's been starting to tell my now new husband jokes, and he takes him as his dad jokes, and they think it's hilarious. Okay, well, perfect here.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Let's do the morning corny now before Garth Brooks comes in, and you get to hear alive this morning, Amy, here we go. The morning corny! Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket? Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket? Because they ran out of space. Nah, yeah, there we go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:09 That was the morning corny. You don't have to fake it. No, I did it. No, he laughed, David. And so now over to Eddie, who gets to do his last dad joke of the day, unless it gets renewed next week. But the last dad joke of the day. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
Starting point is 00:41:35 Fiancé. You get it? He's married to Beyonce. That was so bad. Fiance. That's what everybody calls it. Beyonce. That has to be one of the worst jokes ever told.
Starting point is 00:41:50 What? Why are you this? Aida. Out of all of us. Amy, Amy. No, you know, you've told me that before. Can I not have a moment where I'm allowed to say, like, where you get to smash my joke to pieces?
Starting point is 00:41:58 Well, Eddie, that you did not get renewed. But thank you for your week of doing Dad Day Day. No problem, guys. I hope you all enjoyed them. We did. The Friday morning conversation. With Garth Brooks Garth Brooks
Starting point is 00:42:09 Is walking from my office Right now to the studio Which For me this is always the best My favorite artist I always get a bit There he is Come on here
Starting point is 00:42:19 Oh what a gentleman He gets to the door for other people Good morning Good morning How's everybody Look at this This walks in here Like one of the friends
Starting point is 00:42:27 I gotta tell you man You got the coolest place What place? Our studio's a dump What are you talking about? Not a dump It's like you got lots of people in here It's always
Starting point is 00:42:34 I was talking about the people Bobby You got the coolest people Oh, we do. Oh, Gar's going to hug me now. Would you be me? Yes. Thank you. Very, give her that hurry. Good. I can get a hug. Yeah. I'm just right here. Okay. How are you? I'm good. What's going on with you? You kidding me? Nothing and everything. So it's perfect. It's like we got off stage in December, woke up probably the last of January, and just kind of been living in the studio, having fun.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Let me ask you a question about all this touring you do. you do like two shows a night in these big arenas and you go and you make all you you set records again how old are you? I'm 104 you're 104 and you're setting these records still why are you keeping going oh man this is this is what I believe other than raising my babies
Starting point is 00:43:24 is what I was meant to do you meant to tour meant to do the stage show that's fun yeah and I got to tell you I guess there's three kind of pieces to this there's a songwriting there's the recording and there's the touring and as much as you should feel comfortable, just songwriting and recording, there's nothing more comfortable than walking out on stage and getting to play music for people that kind of just do your job for you. It's the coolest gig.
Starting point is 00:43:48 But how in the world do you top what you just did is my question? Because I went to two, maybe three of the shows. How do you do something more than what you just did? I think things just seem to, we've been very fortunate that things just seem to happen. there's a new kind of door that's opening in live entertainment, and we're lucky enough going to be the first to get to play a lot of these places. So I think just that right there makes it fun. You're looking there with your buddies that you got to play with the whole time.
Starting point is 00:44:19 You're looking out and see faces. You've seen your whole career, and then hopefully new faces, and they're all kind of joined by the music. So that makes for a wonderful night right there. Garth Brooks is here. I'm always amazed by you. You know, you're such a big fan guy, And I think you've inspired the generation as myself to be real fan people too.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Like I know what got me here, but I've seen you do it so many times. The urban legend is that once you sign for 23 hours straight without stopping, 23 hours, you sign autographs. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah, it's fun. But try to remember there was nobody in that line that wasn't there 23 hours, too. So they waited. About 2 o'clock in the morning, a thunderstorm came up.
Starting point is 00:44:56 I thought, well, we'll lose them all here. Didn't lose one of them. They were ready. And it was great. It was one of the greatest days of my life because it also came in a time of my career where I didn't know where my career was going. And this was a, it was a great kind of a reminder that, hey, they're going to be here for you. And then if you have to push that to the test more, take 14 years off, come back and they're there for you. That's, it's the sweetest gift you could possibly imagine. I know you're going to come back next week and we've got a new mystery, Garth Brooks song.
Starting point is 00:45:27 It's not a mystery at all, man. It's exactly what if you want Garthbrook's music, it's exactly what you're hoping for. And on Tuesday, we're going to have that. And you've got new music. You're going to go back on the road. I'm just, you know, I'll watch you. And I go, man, what drives you? We wake up every morning.
Starting point is 00:45:44 You got all the, got a beautiful wife. Got horses? Yes, sir. It's fabulous. So it's fun, man. It's fun whether you're coming or going. So when you come home, it's like coming to a resort, thanks to God and the people. and then when you get to go out on tour
Starting point is 00:45:59 it's the most spoiling thing in your life. So it's just, and as long as you've got the love of your life there, no matter what you do, then it doesn't matter where you're at. Do you ever hurt yourself on stage jumping around? Oh, all the time. Really? Do you have a doctor on tour with you? No, I do not have a doctor on tour with me.
Starting point is 00:46:14 But you, you, yeah, things happen. You have to stretch and do it, like, prepare. Before you go out, do you have any, like, pre-gaming stuff you got to do to get your body ready or foam roll or? No, no. You watch all your guys, you know, the drummer, of course, has to stretch out and stuff because he's the most active guy out there. And he's the only one you worry about on the two show days. Really?
Starting point is 00:46:35 There's sometimes one time you're on that walking thing, like, I was worried about you. Yeah, well, yeah, I've always been worried about me too. That's why we got rid of it. Oh, the treadmill doesn't exist anymore. Treadmill's gone. It went with the last tour. So we survived it, thank God, and had three casualties on it, me, Jimmy, and Palmer. So other than that, I don't know how Palmer even ended up out there on it because he's a drummer.
Starting point is 00:46:54 But it was just one of those stupid things where you never know what's going to happen. Did you fall off of it? Oh, yeah. You did? Oh, yeah. I got a shot. My wife, it's her favorite shot of the tour. My hat is on stage.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I'm in it. And my feet are straight above my head. So it's just part of the fun, man. People go, what's a Garth Brooks show like? I always tell them it's wrestling, put to music. It's a lot of fun. Garth Brooks is here. So back in college, did you go to school on a track scholarship?
Starting point is 00:47:25 Yeah, I got a partial track scholarship, yeah. which means you had to be in a super elite athlete. So in high school, were you known as the athlete or the singer, more so? Oh, it didn't play in high school. But no, you didn't sing. They didn't know you're a singer. No, I think we did, I think it did maybe the talent show my senior year, where the guy, we did the Coors commercial at that time. What do you mean the Coors commercial?
Starting point is 00:47:46 We just sang the Coors commercial on a talent show? Yes. Did you win? Well, they didn't give a winner or anything, but we definitely got the best response. I'll tell you that. So then you were the athlete in high school? Yeah, I wore the uniform, but there was always so many great, you know, better athletes. And you go into college and you see there's the elite of the elite.
Starting point is 00:48:03 I can't imagine going on the next step, like the Olympics or something, because I didn't do a professional sport. I did a track and field. Yeah, but the track and the track and the track and what did you do? Do a field. Let's stay with that. No track. What was your event? A javelin thrower.
Starting point is 00:48:16 You threw the javelin? How do you get into throwing the javelin? I never even seen a javelin in my life. I never seen a javelin. My brother Kelly, he was like he always did everything for me and opened every door for me. He was a hurdler there at Oklahoma State. They needed a javelin thrower. I played quarterback in center field.
Starting point is 00:48:30 So that's what I do is throw. And got into the AAU meets, got lucky early, and went to Oklahoma State for four years. And it was great because there's an instant family when you get there with the track guys. And it made me stay interested in school long enough until I realized how important school was. And that was the main thing. That's what I love about sports. It'll keep the guys in school that don't know the importance of school until one day it dawns on them, how important education is, and thank God I was one of those guys.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Look at you. You watch anything right now? Yeah. I watch the ESPN all the time. Just watch the cup and the finals. Pretty cool. How do you feel about the World Cup without America in it? That's a little tough.
Starting point is 00:49:09 A little tough for me. I can't get into it. I'm such an America guy. It's tough for me to watch a sport. I grew up in Arkansas. We didn't have soccer. Right. I need to root for America.
Starting point is 00:49:17 It doesn't matter what the sport is. I'll root for America in any sport I've never seen. Right. Give me that red, white, and blue, and I'm watching the Tiddly Week championship. Amen, like the curling. Yeah, show me the flag. I'm rooting, but it's tough with the World Cup, right? Yeah, but the thing is, you don't know two years in advance.
Starting point is 00:49:33 So by the time it gets here, it's kind of, so it's, you know, it's like, it's like my alma mater. Our greatest thing was wait till next year. So we'll put it together. I saw that they tied France, and France is pretty stacked up on one of the younger teams out there. So they drew them to a one-one competition. So it's looking, the future's looking great for soccer. just wish it was in this World Cup. You have a Netflix account? What's that?
Starting point is 00:49:59 You're on Netflix? Yeah, my wife does. You watch anything like there? The wife always has the accounts. I hang with her. You know, watching any shows? I watch with her sometimes. Mostly, man, I've got to tell you, this last six months, I have just spent writing and writing and writing. It's been the best. Who comes over to your house, or where do you go to write songs? Anywhere and everywhere.
Starting point is 00:50:17 So I'll meet the guys somewhere. Usually what you'll do is you'll find a place that works for you. So if Blazy comes over the house and nothing happens, but go over at his house and it happens, then we always write at his house. And so for 20 years, we've written at Blazy's house. Chuck, Big Brian Kennedy, you'll come over. And then the new guys usually meet him down to the studio. Just got to write with a kid named Randall King.
Starting point is 00:50:38 I'm telling you, remember that name. Randall King, he's coming. He's a sweet kid, talented guy and just a lot of fun. He wrote a song called The Road I'm On. It's going to be the opening song for the tour. And it's just one of those songs. It's just all about appreciation. And it describes a tour really, really well.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Garth Brooks is here. Are you doing the live album? You guys doing that? We are. We're putting it together right now. Triple live album or? Yep. Triple one.
Starting point is 00:51:02 What's the one part? It's the fan. I was listening to you talk about it a little bit. It's like a fan mix or something. Yeah. We're going to try this new thing. It's called a fan mix. It's a stereo left, stereo right, which is kind of impossible.
Starting point is 00:51:14 And then you start to blend them. So if you want to hear mostly the band, just stand to the left or drive. If you want to hear mostly the crowd, lean to the right or sit in the right. And it's just a special fan mix for just a limited number of these triple-live things. But it allows the crowd to get to hear their part of it. It's like I get to hear it from stage. Because remember, all my stuff's going away from me. All your stuff's coming at me.
Starting point is 00:51:38 So you get to hear it the way I get to hear it every night. Then you'll see why I'm so excited. You have a favorite city that you go to? And you're like, man, they really show up every time more so than anyone else. I can give you a handful of them. Yeah. When I ask that question, what comes to mind? I see Paul Minneapolis.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Really? Yeah. Chicago, but then, man, get ready for places like Wichita, Omaha, get ready for Bojure City. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for Bojur City. It's crazy. So the big cities, small cities, the old Arno, which is no longer an existence out in Sacramento,
Starting point is 00:52:09 but Sacramento is Sacramento every time you pull in there. So it's fun. Portland, God, I can go down the list. Miami was a big shock for me because it's so far south and never played there and spent three of the best days of my life there. Just they keep surprising you. Garth Brooks is here. You're going to come back Tuesday and we're going to world premiere the new song,
Starting point is 00:52:25 which we're not saying the title of. From what I understand, you're going to tell us on Monday night, Studio G, and then they hear it on the radio on Tuesday. I guess because I'm married at home and here I'm married to Leslie and Mandy. They tell me what I can say and they can't. That's what I believe is going to happen. So on Tuesday, Garth will come back and we'll play this mystery song that we don't know yet. But we'll know it on.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Yes, and we'll know it on Tuesday. So on Tuesday we'll see you again, my friend. I love it. All right, Garth Brooks, everybody. We'll see him Tuesday. How about that, Garth Brooks, huh? Man. How about that guy?
Starting point is 00:52:59 Always good to see a girl. He's the guy. He lights up the room. Yeah, he does. Comes in, comes out, and the room's just better lit because of it. Huh. How about that? The internet is left horrified after a pregnant woman revealed that her husband is forcing her to have his parents in a delivery room.
Starting point is 00:53:16 How about that? I don't get this. Yeah. Why? Don't you have a lot of people in the delivery room? If you don't want to and you're the one having to give the birth. Hmm. A woman said, hey, her husband is forcing her to have his parents in the delivery room.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I wouldn't want someone in the delivery room. Yeah, like, as the husband. Hasn't seen my woo-wah before, right? Yeah, I mean, it doesn't mean they have to be below the curtain necessarily. But, like, I feel like her and her husband need to work this out. Like, this is already off to a rocky start. Isn't this something they should be talking about? Right.
Starting point is 00:53:49 She added, when you're pregnant, it seems that every doctor and nurse in the world has to go look at your private area. even though you know they've seen hundreds, it's about making sure they have a good outcome. It's terribly intrusive. You know, I think for anyone to be in the room, they both have to agree. Period. 100%. Like, you can't come in the room until you get the check off from both of them.
Starting point is 00:54:09 He can't force her, force this, whatever. One check doesn't count. You can call too. Was anyone in your room that was kind of weird? Oh, yeah. In your delivery room? And you're just like busy giving births, you don't have time to worry about it. And after the fact, you're like, wait a second.
Starting point is 00:54:25 I'd be curious to hear if anyone has a call for that one. Do you watch flipping out, or have you ever? What's that show? It's on Bravo, and there's these two, it's this guy, Jeff. Anyway, there are these two gay guys, and they had a surrogate, like, have their baby. And this woman, she's giving birth, and now she's suing them in Bravo because Bravo had their cameras in the delivery room, and she had no idea the camera's going to be showing up for the birth, but she was busy, like, giving birth. So she didn't really have time to handle it.
Starting point is 00:54:53 You're actually. That's pushing a baby. So now she's suing. And I've watched that episode where she gave birth. Were you like, wow, I can't live if there's a camera in there. No, I was like, oh, wow. Like, this is just part of the whole experience. I guess she's cool with it. And this is a long time.
Starting point is 00:55:06 I mean, this was a while ago. But now all the news stories are that she's like, I never gave permission for that. I don't know. She's probably just trying to get more money. Or she really didn't get permission for it. Bailey in Austin, Texas. Hey, Bailey. Hey, what's going on, Bobby?
Starting point is 00:55:21 Man, you know, we're here talking about pregnancy. and birthing and got you on the phone. Garth was here. A lot of stuff today. Oh, yeah. I was listening earlier. I just wanted to call and say, I've been listening to you guys since I was a kid,
Starting point is 00:55:35 and I just got back from deployment, and it's just nice to be able to come back and be able to listen, especially now that I can hear you all over in Jacksonville. Well, look at this guy right here. Look at this guy. Thank you for serving. We appreciate you, my friend.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Man, I wish I had something to give this guy. Do you have something to give them? Yes, you do your book. Hey, do you read books? I read plenty. Hey, so how about it? I wrote a new book. I don't know if you want it or not. I would love to read it. Okay, it comes out Tuesday. I'll tell you what. I'll sign it.
Starting point is 00:56:02 If you'll stay on the phone and I'll mail it to you today. Awesome. So thank you for serving. I wish you had something better to give you because you may not even like. No, no, that's amazing. I really, especially most military members, they really don't need or request anything like that. And honestly, it's just really cool because I've been trying to call and get in touch with you guys for, like I said, since I was a kid. And I finally got through. And I just thought it was really cool to be able to talk with you guys. Well, let me say this, Bailey, if you've been calling us since you were a kid and you never got through, we are way cooler than we think.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Yeah, that must be this wall. And by kid, what do you mean? Yeah, Bailey, how old are you? I'm 21. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you could have been calling since you were like eight. Yeah, I can.
Starting point is 00:56:49 I used to go work with my dad, and I would listen to y'all on the way up back when y'all were in Austin. Yeah, I kiss FM, huh? Yeah. Look at that. Wow. Well, then I'm going to send you a book, and I'm going to sign you a nice message, but let us say as a message from the show to you, thank you for serving. We appreciate what you do, my friend.
Starting point is 00:57:07 And we appreciate what you guys do. Thanks, man. It's a pleasure hearing y'all banter and joke around every morning. Well, thanks, man. Okay. Hey, I got them on hold, Raimundo. If you want to grab that, it's Bailey. We'll grab some more calls, too.
Starting point is 00:57:18 talk about this pregnancy stuff man can you what if you can you just sell tickets to come in the room to watch that'd be awesome now you're talking now we're on to something yes this woman is giving birth to a baby this dude's her husband he's like I'm bringing my family into watch
Starting point is 00:57:35 she's like no you're not and he's like yeah I am so I just said hey what happened in your delivery room Jenny you're on yes what happened with you um my first child I was to the point I didn't care who was in a delivery room as long as they got that baby out.
Starting point is 00:57:52 So, tickets. You just sold tickets as long as they got the baby up. I just, you lose all modesty, honestly. You really do. Does that change your life forever, the modesty part of it? Like, you just don't care as much anymore? I really don't. I don't know about some people, but I've had two since then, and who cares?
Starting point is 00:58:14 As long as they get that baby out. Who cares? Who cares? Hey, Jenny, thank you for calling. Hope you have a good day. Appreciate you. Hey, Paula in Arkansas. Hey, good morning, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Good morning. What you think? I think that the most funny, awkward thing that happened to me in a labor room was my second child, I'm in the middle of pushing, screaming, spread eagle with a room full of doctors and nurses and my husband. And my sister pops in with her brand new boyfriend to meet me for the first time, and he sees it all. No way. Huh. No way.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Well, maybe they stay together. Maybe it's a brother-in-law now. Do they stay together? He's been my brother-in-law for 20 years. Okay. It's a pretty great family joke. But does he want to see everything? And if he does, or do you want him around for 20 years?
Starting point is 00:59:06 He has been around. That was my choice. He just walked in and it was just really terrible time. Oh, you got to walk in at the other angle. Or maybe you knock. Just a thought. Maybe you're like, anything happened in there? I don't.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Yeah. All right, Paula, thank you for the call. I appreciate that. I hope you have a great morning. You want to go meet my sister? Let's see if you're business. Hey, Caitlin. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:29 You're on. What's happening? Thanks for calling. With my baby, he's almost two. My husband wanted to have his mom in there. So I was in labor for 27 hours. And I think that's the reason why it's because she made me so intense. But she was not in there.
Starting point is 00:59:51 I made her get out. I kicked her out. the nurses. Wait, so you think you were so bothered by her presence, you held that baby in for a whole day? Yes. Just about it. You don't want to give that baby to her. So how did the nurses, like, how did you go about
Starting point is 01:00:07 kicking her out? I said, is there any way you can make her leave me alone? It's a good way. Yeah, right to the point. And she said, we are the bad guys. She said, we will kick people out when you want them out. And I said, good. And they did. Yes. There we go.
Starting point is 01:00:24 There it is. There it right there. Nurses everywhere. Okay. Caitlin, thank you so much for listening. Thank you for calling. Look at this. And there we have it.
Starting point is 01:00:34 There we have it. Eddie, did you watch your babies come out? I did, but I stayed on this side of it. So you didn't watch. No, I didn't watch all that. You didn't see it. No, no, no, no, no. Stay away from that.
Starting point is 01:00:43 But your babies are cesarian, right? They were both C-sections, but still, when they told me the process of a C-section, I was like, I definitely don't want to see that. But would you have seen it if it were the other way? Ah, even worse. You kidding me? Do you think I want to see that? Do you think that she wants to do that?
Starting point is 01:00:57 And then like, no, she doesn't want to do that. Some guys want to see that. I don't want to see that. I think that would ruin me for the rest of my life. Really? I'd probably ruin our little love relationship for the rest of our life. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to keep that in mind.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Think about that. It might happen to me. Think about that. I'm going to use you as a source. Eddie said. All right, thank you. I will be in Charleston, South Carolina tonight. If anyone in Charleston listening,
Starting point is 01:01:20 and if they release like 20 more tickets, Bobby Bones Comedy.com. Looking forward to seeing everybody doing a little back on the stand-up trail. It's been a while, so I've been out about a month or so. Also at the house last night,
Starting point is 01:01:30 Liz Rose came by. Amy, I think you'll find this podcast fascinating. It's a Bobbycast. And so, first of all, she wrote Cry Pretty for Carrie Underwood. And I knew that, and when she opened the door,
Starting point is 01:01:42 for some reason, I just started singing Cry Pretty out loud. I don't know why. I didn't plan on it because she wrote it with Carrie, right? And she comes to the house, because I do this show at my house, and she shows up and I'm like, cry, pretty!
Starting point is 01:01:53 I'm the biggest dork, but I talked to her about that. I had never met her or written with her, and it was just so amazing to watch what a great writer, Carrie is. Really? Oh, she's fantastic. She knew exactly what she wanted to say. I was just blown away. So Liz Rose wrote a bunch of songs with Taylor Swift, Tim McGraw.
Starting point is 01:02:15 She wrote Teardrops on my guitar, you know, all that. And so here she is talking about Taylor coming to her with the idea for Tim McGraw, the song? She was just sincere. She said, I want to write a song called When You Think Tim McGraw. And I thought, okay, I mean, you know, if you don't cut it, nobody's going to cut it. But okay, you want to write it? It's your song.
Starting point is 01:02:34 These are your songs? Let's just do it. And I just didn't overthink it. You know, that's what I did with her. I just didn't overthink it. I felt like she was writing her songs, and I led her. And that's why it worked between us. One other club I wanted to play from Liz Rose, the new Bobbycast.
Starting point is 01:02:49 She has a song in the new Kenny Chesney album, song for the Saints, that she wrote seven years ago. Oh, wow. That's just now being cut. The new Kenny thing that's coming out. I have a song on there that I wrote years ago. Really? Years ago.
Starting point is 01:03:02 And Kenny loved it. It just never worked for the projects as he would do records. And he's so amazing that he hung on to it. And it happened to absolutely work for this project. So I just saw the track listing yesterday. So you can check it out. Bobby cast. Search for the Bobbycast.
Starting point is 01:03:19 on Iheart Radio or on iTunes. But Liz Rose, it was a really good one, and I like her. Yeah, I'll check it out. Will you, though? I will. Perfect. I check out your podcast. Do you?
Starting point is 01:03:29 Yes. Read my book yet? Some parts, but no. Some parts. What are you doing? Skimming? I'm about to this weekend when I bring my kids to your pool. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Will I be home? I don't know. Are you doing it without me being home? I'll talk about it. Okay, cool. Here you go. It's time for the good news. With Amy.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Tell me something good. So there's a kid named Peyton Stevens. he's got diabetes and he needs a special dog to help him detect if his blood sugar levels get too low. But those dogs are super expensive. So thanks to some donations that came in from people in his community, including former Dallas Cowboys Tide-in Jay Novichek. They got him a dog. And these dogs are so expensive. Like we just did the military ones with our Pimpinjoy money and it's like $20,000 a dog.
Starting point is 01:04:17 And these dogs are, they're trained to. specifically sniff out if a blood sugar level goes too low and then the an alarm it alerts you know the kid and this kid's about to like go off to school and so taking a dog with them it's it's life-saving well good for that town and good for j nova check yeah my dog was trained to sniff out other dog's butts he's amazing at it though too i'll tell you yep all right there all right there was tell me something good. Brianna and Tampa. Hi, Bobby.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Hey, good morning. What's happening with you? Good morning. I just wanted to tell you all that. Thank you so much. A couple months ago, you guys did a fundraiser with Hemp and Joy to help build a soldier at home. And I'm actually from building homes for heroes.
Starting point is 01:05:01 And I just wanted to share some amazing news that one of your listeners signed out out through a charity through y'all and raised almost $80,000 in a golf tournament and donated it to the charity to help with another soldier's home. I thought that was amazing. Wow. Wow. How about that? That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Yes. So wait a minute. Let me walk me through this. First of all, yes, so there was a soldier who came back from, he had been hit. Was that like a mortar had hit, a rocket had hit. Captain Nelson. Yeah, Captain Nelson. And so he was paralyzed.
Starting point is 01:05:30 So what we did as a show is we built him a new home. And we've checked in. The home's built and they're doing fantastic. And so they heard this story on our show. Yes, sir. She heard what y'all were doing about our charity Because it was with Building Homes for Heroes And that's too, where I'm with
Starting point is 01:05:49 My dad is a huge sponsor of them And so she donated I think it had a fundraiser and raised $78,620. Holy mackerel. That's so neat. Wow, well thank you for sharing that story. Thank you. Wow, wow, I wish I knew that person was I gave her.
Starting point is 01:06:05 Well, thank you guys Because it would have never happened She was going to hear you guys talking about it. Well, that's a good story. to share. Thank you. How about that? Good on that. Good on her. Good on you, Brianna. Good on Amy. Good on lunchbox. Good on Eddie. I don't know. There's just
Starting point is 01:06:20 too much fun to enjoy. Hey, thank you. Have a great day and thank you for sharing. Thank you. All right, bye-bye. Hey, I'm going to give away this trip. You can call, we're going to play a game. And no pressure, but you guys are going to represent the listeners. Oh, my goodness. I don't feel pressure. And somebody's going to win a round trip. Wow. To Vegas.
Starting point is 01:06:35 By the way, tickets to our IHartRadia Music Festival do go and sell today, and it's a massive lineup. I'm talking. It's like, Al Dean and Carrie Justin Timberlake and Fleetwood Mac Jack White I could go on and on Here's the deal Because of the time zone difference
Starting point is 01:06:52 I have to read the disclaimer Because some people won't hear us immediately You know what I mean? Yes Okay You can call us now Because today is Courtney Cox's 55th birthday
Starting point is 01:07:00 We're gonna play a little Friends trivia And you can pick one of these people To represent you in the game Thank you Oh For the Bobby Bones show IHart Radio Music Festival sweepstakes
Starting point is 01:07:10 No purchase necessary That's good. Voiden, Arizona, California, Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, New Mexico, Oregon, South Dakota, Utah, Utah, Utah, Utah, Utah, and were prohibited. For more info and rules, go to Bobby Bone Show.com, keyword rules. Now, what you're going to win is round trip, domestic airfare. You and a guest, ground transportation, from the hotel to the venue. Two nights hotel. Two tickets to both nights of the I-Heart Radio Music Festival.
Starting point is 01:07:40 two tickets to attend the IHart Radio Music Festival daytime stage. Are you kidding me? Come on. All because one of these knuckleheads on the show is representing you in this game. Yeah, because we're all friends. No pressure. I see what you did there, lunchbox. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:07:53 So, yeah, how about that? That's a big trip right now. Huge. That's what we do here, though. So there are three players. Let me introduce the players because I wanted to make this even. First of all, let's introduce to my left, my co-host, my main squeeze. There she is.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Main squeeze? She wrote up on the board Yeah, my radio main squeeze Okay She wrote up on the board She was a 7.8 today, right? 7.5 and climbing. Oh, and climbing.
Starting point is 01:08:20 I just need more time. My co-host Amy, everybody. Thank you, baby. Thank you. Yes. Now, sitting in front of me directly, there's a big screen in front of us, but we can still see the top of each other's head.
Starting point is 01:08:30 She runs digital for our show. She's 24 and we often care what she cares about. Morgan number two, everybody. And our third player somebody that I call Ed Box. You two will be teamed up because neither one of you know that much about friends. I was going to say, I'm in trouble on this game.
Starting point is 01:08:48 So you two are one... Ed Box is one team. That's great. Two brains are better than one. Box Ed Box Ed? Ed Box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Because I win more than you do so. No fighting, no fighting, no fighting. Okay. Let's go to Tara. Tara and Austin. Okay, you're playing for this trip because tickets going to sell at 10 o'clock this morning.
Starting point is 01:09:09 to our iHart Radio Music Festival. Are you going to play for this trip and try to win all this, Tara? Yeah, absolutely. Who would you like to represent you? Amy, Morgan number two, or team Ed Boxing? Amy. Amy, okay.
Starting point is 01:09:22 No pressure. No pressure. Hey, Tara is playing for Amy. Be sure to get their backup numbers, Raven, in case it hangs up. Like, get their numbers written done. Hey, Jason and Georgia. Hey.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Would you like Morgan number two to represent you or team Ed Box? It's Box Ed. Let's go with Box Ed. Yeah. Okay, it's Edbox. It's Box and. Team Ed Box, okay?
Starting point is 01:09:43 No. And then finally, Julie in Indiana, you have Morgan number two, okay? Yep. All right, if she wins, you win this full trip. What are you going to say to her right now? Oh, go for it. Go for it. Yeah, don't you need a vacation, Julie?
Starting point is 01:09:58 I've never been on vacation, ever. What? Morgan number two. That's no pressure at all. She's never been on vacation. And this is airfare, hotel, ground transportation, tickets. How good would that sound, Julie? Oh, that'd be awesome.
Starting point is 01:10:09 You better get a pin and paper Or out there Okay, pin of paper. Today 55 years old is the wonderful Courtney Cox Yes And so I'm going to ask
Starting point is 01:10:20 Friends trivia There'll be five questions Write your answers down All right, all right All right That's a Question number one What was the name
Starting point is 01:10:33 of Ross's second wife That he married in London I'm in I'm in Oh I was told That's what I have to keep saying the disclaimer. I only have to say it once. That's what I have.
Starting point is 01:10:45 I just got a message. I said like nine times because Morgan number one told me to keep saying it. That's what I got. Okay. Or is that the name? No, no, that's it. I think Ed Boxx came up with something. Box Ed.
Starting point is 01:10:57 All right. Let's go over to Ed Box. What do you have? Box, Ed will be speaking for the team. Go ahead. Box will be speaking. We have Emily. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 01:11:02 He says Emily. Morgan number two, what do you have? Emily. Amy? Emily. Emily. And the answer is Emily. What a good one.
Starting point is 01:11:09 What on, Jason? Friends trivia. Going to Vegas. Not yet. Question number two. What does Rachel show up wearing in the very first episode of Friends? What on earth?
Starting point is 01:11:20 In the very first episode of Friends, what does Rachel show up wearing? Oh. Morgan Number Two is dancing. She's feeling cocky right now. Oh, I'm madden. That's my guess, sir. That's your guess?
Starting point is 01:11:36 Yeah. When I wrote that? Guys, we have to have an answer. That's where you want to go with? What do you put in? Whatever, we'll go. That's a terrible answer. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Boxette is in. Let's go. What do you have over there? He says a robe? A robe. What is your other guess? A fat suit. Both may be the dumbest answers up.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Really? Yeah. A rope? No, a turkey. No, no. Stop. Stop. That is incorrect.
Starting point is 01:12:03 Morgan number two. Wedding dress. Correct. Oh, my goodness. She runs out of the wedding. No, I don't remember that. Amy. A wedding gown.
Starting point is 01:12:11 There it is. Yeah. There we go. There we go. Thank you. See, you just wrote down robe and you wouldn't let me talk about it. Okay. Well, you said a fat suit.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Well, I knew that a robe wasn't a good answer. I'm not getting into this. I can't go down the lunchbox vortex of just fighting with them. No, box ed over here is. Lucky for you. You're not his teammate. Okay, here we go. Question number three.
Starting point is 01:12:29 What is the manager? Excuse me. Who is the manager of the coffee shop? I got it. I got that. I got that. I got that. I got that.
Starting point is 01:12:37 What's his name? See, man, that's not it. No. Put it right down. Got it. Got it. Why did you put me with it? Because you guys are both pretty dumb at this.
Starting point is 01:12:51 I have it, 100%. Oh, you guys, we're dancing over here. You know, you guys are dancing on last night. Oh, my gosh. You're playing for a trip. One of these listeners is going to win the most awesome trip. Jason! By the way.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Jason, going to Vegas. By the way, tickets until 10 a.m. today for the biggest festival in Music. Las Vegas. Okay. Amy, you have three seconds to write your answer now. Three, two, one. All right. Amy, what did you write? Ed. Ed. Ed. Oh, that's a good one. Box Ed's in my head. Show me Ed. No. You've been it's Box Ed. Good job, Eddie. Let's go over to team Ed Boxin. We have Gunther. I picked it. Yeah. It was my answer. No, I did. What's your answer? Gunther. Yeah! Yeah! Morgan number two? Gunther.
Starting point is 01:13:34 Dang it. Oh, my goodness. She's excited. had that. With two questions remaining, Morgan number two has the lead by one point. I can't believe it. Okay. What? We had that. Stop it. You did nothing on that one. No, I did. Okay. So, there's a guy that lives in the apartment across from Monica. Yes. What's his name? They would always look down into his apartment. What's his name on friends? I know that. Right? I know that. I know that part of it.
Starting point is 01:14:14 Okay, let's go with that. All right, we'll go with that. I mean, I know that that's what they... Do you think it's possibly what you wrote down? I don't know. I just know that about it. Okay, guys, I can't watch this much more. I can't.
Starting point is 01:14:25 We're a team. They worked it out in their hands. We're working it out loud. And we have two brains. We can't communicate. What do you guys have? Naked gym. Naked gym.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Yeah, because he's always naked. He's always naked. We know that. You're close Naked Michael You're close Amy I should have naked guy
Starting point is 01:14:40 I'll accept naked guy No I will Morgan number two I knew mine was wrong It's Felipe It's Felipe I don't know why
Starting point is 01:14:49 That came to mind I would have accepted naked guy or ugly naked guy Okay Either one So we went too detailed Why did we say Jim I have no idea
Starting point is 01:14:58 No idea I just knew he was naked All right last question folks Hey You Moral Is that tie between Morgan number two
Starting point is 01:15:06 and Amy right now. This is the last question. So we're out? No, no, no. You can tie if they miss it. I cannot believe you. What surrounds the peephole on Monica's apartment door? Okay. I'm in. I'm in. We're in. It's not like you. Stop it. Well, then you answer something.
Starting point is 01:15:21 Okay, I'll answer it. So far, I've answered all of them. No, you haven't? What surrounds the pee pole on the door of Monica's apartment? You want to you to let me see? I'll do you answer my own. Oh, my God. You don't. You can't.
Starting point is 01:15:36 So why did you do this? Okay. Morgan number two, I'm going to need you to write an answer down. I don't think I have this. Amy has it. She won't. Yeah, Amy has it for sure. Okay, well, if let's go to... Who would answer something? She did.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Let's go to Team Box Ed, Ed Box. We have to be together. Okay, say your answer on the count of three. One, two, three. Picture frame. Yeah, it's like a purple mirror frame. It's a picture frame. What is your...
Starting point is 01:16:01 Of those two, one of them is right? You'll have to agree. Go with me. Trust me. It's no mirror. What's one are you going with? It's a peephole. It wouldn't be a mirror.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Yeah. Okay, go with that. Picture frame. I'll accept picture frame. It's a yellow picture frame. Yes. See, dude, always trust me. So now it's tied.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Okay. Morgan number two, what do you have? I had a piece of paper. You are wrong. Okay. Hey, Tara. Yes. Did you pick Amy?
Starting point is 01:16:27 I did. If Amy gets this white, right, you win a round trip, airfare, tickets to Las Vegas for our I Heart Radio Music Festival. hotel, all of that. If Amy gets this question right, what would you like to say? Come on, Amy. I know you got this.
Starting point is 01:16:42 I know you do. All she needs to say is picture frame or yellow frame, and she gets it right. Okay, okay, come on, Amy. She got it. She got it. Tara, say one more thing to Amy. Come on. Talk her through this.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Well, I mean, I've already written it down, Tara. I'm sorry. Amy, we're just building suspense here. Oh. I trust you, Amy. You got it. All right. Amy, for the win and for a round trip for her,
Starting point is 01:17:03 what's the surround, what surrounds the peephole on the people on the door of Monica's apartment. I have it right here, Bobby. Okay. Picture frame. Boom! Oh, she was! Yeah!
Starting point is 01:17:12 That's it! Wow! I probably scared you with that Gunther thing because my mind went blank on his name, but I got all the other ones right. I was blank, too, so you're fine. Tara, you just won round trip. Ground transportation, two nights hotel, two tickets to attend the 2018 IHart Radio Music Festival.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Two tickets for the daytime stage where the raging idiots will be playing. Yeah. Like all that. Thank you so much. Will you stay on hold, please? Okay, yes, absolutely. I am blown away. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Clutch. Good job, Amy. Clutch. There she goes. Sing it, Abe. Here we go. And now Amy sings her song. There she goes.
Starting point is 01:18:02 She's going to go to Vegas. She's going to go to Vegas. And Justin Timberlake. We'll be there There she goes There she goes again Okay Tickets available right at 10 o'clock this morning
Starting point is 01:18:23 Just go to iHeartRadio.com And get your tickets What? There's pressure when we're playing for listeners Yeah, you want to do another game With listeners again? Yeah Another trip
Starting point is 01:18:31 Okay, hold on. Bye, Bone Show. Let's see, here's what's trending right now There's a video of a 6-foot-11 12-year-old basketball player obliterating his peers. Have you seen the video? It's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:18:45 This kid, he's 12 years old and he's 6 foot 11 and they're playing on an 8-foot goal because 12-year-olds playing 8-year-olds. Amy, he's dunking without jumping. First of all, he blocks every shot and then he just gets the ball and just puts it in the goal. Just like that? And he's 12 and he's 6 foot 11
Starting point is 01:19:01 and I feel bad for him. Oh. He's so big. Because he's going to get way bigger too, huh? I don't know about that, but he just, obviously, if you're that big, You're getting picked on and mess with a lot at 12 years old. But he's definitely dominating these kids.
Starting point is 01:19:14 Jerry Seinfeld and Cardi B sit down with Zach Gallifanakis for the return of In Between Two Ferns. Do you guys ever watch the series? No. It's really funny. So this is Jerry Seinfeld asking Zach, because Zach wasn't the hangover, he's the guy with the beard, if it would have been considered a classic
Starting point is 01:19:30 if they only did one movie instead of three. Do you think if they only made one hangover and didn't make the other two, it would be considered a comedy classic? by the cash grab of two and three. Let me ask you a question. Do you have relatives that need emergency surgery all the time? Well, I do.
Starting point is 01:19:47 My aunt Deborah needed a baboon heart transplant. That's why I did hangar over two. My uncle Dickie, his yacht club burned down. That's why I did hang over three. It's to save my uncle's yacht club. There you go. I like that guy. There's an eight-year-old who wants to be the best drummer in the world.
Starting point is 01:20:05 People cannot get enough for this eight-year-old. He, this is him playing. playing Led Zeppelin's Good Times, Bad Times. Here you go. Eight years old. Is this a real song or him? Oh, it's a girl? How sex is me to assume it was a boy?
Starting point is 01:20:22 Wow. Well, they're from Japan. She's from Japan. And her name is Yo Yoka. I didn't know what that was. Still terribly sexist to me. I apologize. The eight-year-old girl entered her cover.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Is this her playing, actually? Maybe your son's seven. Can he do that? No. No. No. Here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:20:52 Eight years old. And then a new season of Queer Eye Season 2 is out on Netflix. Oh, yay, okay. People love this show. It's so good. Why is it so good? Well, the way they're doing it, especially this new version on Netflix, like it just transforms these people's lives from not just their wardrobe to their house,
Starting point is 01:21:08 but their just their attitude, their confidence, everything, takes them out of their shell, and just gives them a boost. That's what's trending right now. Thank you very much. So literally, I'm giving them. giving away, round trip airfare, wherever you are, if you're listening in these places, hotel, ground transportation, it's all the things. And so we're going to play a game and you get to pick someone on the show to represent you.
Starting point is 01:21:36 Brittany in Ohio, how are you? Hi, good, Bobby. How are you? I'm real good. Now, you're going to have your option here. We're going to switch up to the things a little bit. Amy is one player, lunchbox is one player, and Eddie is one player, okay? Oh, thank you. Okay.
Starting point is 01:21:52 me one more. I'll make Morgan number to a player. We'll just give everybody a shot. There you go. The more listeners we got on this to better. And so it's the secret sound game. Oh, I like this one. And so what I'll do is I'll play a sound and the person who can name the most correctly out of these five will actually win the trip for you. Okay. So who would you like to represent you of these four up here? Go ahead. I would like to pick Amy. She would like to pick Amy. That's a quality pick. She is good at this game. Okay. Mike D. Write down that Brittany and Ohio has Amy. And make sure to have their phone numbers, guys. So we'd like to lose them. Heather in South Carolina. Hi, Heather. Hi, how are you? Who would you like to represent you to win a trip to Las Vegas? By the way, tickets go on sale, noon central. All you have to do is go to iHeartRadio.com slash tickets. But, okay, go ahead. Um, gosh, okay, I guess I'll go with
Starting point is 01:22:39 lunchbox. That's right, Heather. Lunchbox. You are beautiful. What? She is. Okay. I can tell. So they have players. Let's go down to Lacey and Louisiana. Hi. Lacey. Now one of these two people, Morgan number two or Eddie could win you a trip to Las Vegas for our IHeart Radio Music Festival. Who would you like to pick? Eddie. Okay. Yeah, Lacey. Hey, Morgan number two?
Starting point is 01:23:01 Yeah. You and Trent are teammates. All right, Trent, let's do this. Heck yeah, let's do it. Trent, if she wins, you win. Like, you basically have a one of four shot. How do you feel about that? Pretty good.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Okay. I like that. I like that. Now, I have to do like a 15 second top of the hour thing here. We'll come back, okay? and then we will play the secret sound game. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones.
Starting point is 01:23:27 All of our players are on. All my players in the room are here. Yeah. Play-on-on-Playette. What? Yeah, what are you saying? Play-on-on-play-at. It's a song.
Starting point is 01:23:47 If you guys knew hip-hop. I know it. Play-A. Why do you say play-at? It's play-on-play-a. It's play-on-play-a. No. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 01:23:56 No. You guys just sometimes that's missed our lyrics. What's he talking about? No diggit-old. No doubt. Play on play at What is play on? They're playing a game
Starting point is 01:24:05 Call yet Play out Like here we go Whatever He doesn't get it I can't walk down I can't walk down The lunchbox hallway
Starting point is 01:24:11 It's a long dark And sometimes you miss Your lyrics Who? All of us? Yeah Okay Here we go
Starting point is 01:24:18 I will play a sound I need what's written exactly on my paper Oh boy Okay Okay Sound number one Here we go
Starting point is 01:24:29 Listen closely There you go Sound number one Oh I don't know that I agree totally What do you mean by exactly What we've ever known? Can we do it again?
Starting point is 01:24:45 Hey I have the answer, but Hey Mundo, come here I'm scared to say too much Mundo need to come in here Me and him and Mike Dio will be at the judges in case Yeah
Starting point is 01:24:53 I feel like But can we play it again But whoever says it more specifically wins I like that All right here we go Name that sound for one point You're playing for a trip for someone to go to Vegas, all expenses. I mean, talking about flights.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Talking about airfare, talking about plane tickets. Talking about getting on an airplane. Four things that are exactly the same right there. All right, there you go. Write your answers down. And let's go over and talk to Amy first. Amy, what do you have? Ice coming out of the refrigerator dispenser.
Starting point is 01:25:24 Lunchbox? Ice dispenser. Eddie? Candy machine. I'm going to give the two ice dispensers the correct answer. We got about Morgan number two. She's in this game. Oh, what do you have over there?
Starting point is 01:25:32 Nuts and bolts. You know what? Does that one win? Just for creativity? Oh, that's different. Originality? No, no, nuts and bolts. If you said ice, or any ice machine, you get the point.
Starting point is 01:25:44 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So no nuts and bolts there. Hey, Trent. Yeah. Now, you were stuck with Morgan number two, and she really missed that one, like hard. I had no idea what it was, so. Yeah, but, again, you had to pick someone to represent you.
Starting point is 01:26:01 Basically, you elected a politician to go out and represent you, right? And I don't feel like she's doing the job that you expect it. How are you feeling right now? Not too bad. Okay, still in it. Sound number two, name the sound. There you go. All right.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Sound number two, I'm going to play it one more time. Name the sound. Here you go. I'm in for the wind. All you got to do is name that, and you too can be, you know, getting a deal done. Yeah, getting that deal done. Yeah. Play on, playette.
Starting point is 01:26:38 Play on, playette. Okay, everybody in? I'm in. Okay, let's go over to Amy, Amy. A leaf blower? A leaf blower, she says. No. Wow.
Starting point is 01:26:47 Oh, shoot. Morgan number two? A vacuum. Show me vacuum. What? Is that most powerful vacuum in the world? Yeah, it's powerful. You've been given a yellow card.
Starting point is 01:26:56 Oh! If you get a red card, you've been eliminated for one of the questions. That's a lot. No argument. This is a World Cup style. Lunchbox. Man, something Eddie's never used to vacuum. Oh, there you.
Starting point is 01:27:06 you go. I'm just sitting here minding my own. Eddie? He just attacks me. Back you cleaner, dude. Oh, may I hear that again, please? No, you may not. After two, Elbe's in the lead.
Starting point is 01:27:17 Wow. Still early? Dude, if you went someone to trip. Still early. Your butt's going to explode, man. You're going to be so happy. I hope not. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:27:26 Number three, name this. I'm in for the win. The panel of judges, me, quiet Mike, and Mundo are all in here. Just kind of looking at the paper. One more time? Yeah, here you go. Name that sound What on earth?
Starting point is 01:27:48 All right Get a little harder now Don't we? Yeah, we are. That's simple guys. Okay Get back into it. All right, I'm in.
Starting point is 01:27:54 All right, lunchbox, do you have? I'm waiting for you to finish right. She's still writing. Okay. You just play the game.
Starting point is 01:27:59 You've been given a yellow card now. Oh! If you want to argue, I'll give you a red card. Walking on snow. Crunch, crunch, crunch. Walking on snow. Show me snow.
Starting point is 01:28:10 Oh my goodness. That is snow. I had that too, but I changed it. Thank you for giving me the time. If you argue one more time, you'll get a red card. I didn't argue.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Amy. Walking on gravel. Yeah. Rather, it's walking on gravel. Yeah, okay. Lunchbox, it can sound like both. Morgan number two, what do you have?
Starting point is 01:28:30 Mine was walking on leaves. Oh, I'm sorry. Eddie. I hadn't walking on ice. Oh, I'm sorry. Once spots argue it. Now, Amy 2, LB2, then Morgan number two and Eddie have one.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Yeah, it's not good. All right. Okay Hey Brittany in Ohio That gravel Brittany You have Amy right Yes
Starting point is 01:28:52 You got to feel pretty good She's back in the tide for the lead Huh? Yes Okay This is nerve ragging Walking on gravel Walking on the ground
Starting point is 01:29:03 Walking on gravel Okay here we go Okay here we go Number four Name that sound You're playing for a trip For these listeners To our IHeart Radio
Starting point is 01:29:13 Music Festival Gosh, I know that sound too well. Can you name that sound? Eddie, stop talking. No, sorry. Lunchbox, you should argue that. If he argues one more time, or Amy, either one of them, they will get a red card. They'll be eliminated from a question.
Starting point is 01:29:30 Guys, really, that's that really a sound? Come on. We all write down our answer, and then we cover our paper, like, we're... Well, because it's a shit. Lunchbox cheat. I know, but I'm just... For listeners, like, I'm painting the picture of what the room looks like, we write it down, and then we all cover with our hands.
Starting point is 01:29:49 I'm in for a bunch of cheaters in here. Lunchbox is really having their strain. I'm commenting. Okay. He's turning red. Like he can't breathe. Let's go over to Morgan number two. Morgan number two.
Starting point is 01:30:01 The sink-drainer clog thing. The... What? I know what it is. Okay. Let's go over to Eduardo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Garbage disposal.
Starting point is 01:30:15 Oh, wow. The sink-drain-o garbage disposal thing. Lunchbox, what do you have? I have your sucking up a straw in the cup is empty. what on earth that's right that's right hey you're gonna take that from them that's right argue that that's right
Starting point is 01:30:32 if you've ever had an empty cup that's what it says that I'm waiting at lunchbox you should argue Amy what do you have I have a disposal so Eddie and Amy have disposal yeah yeah yeah in lunchboxes
Starting point is 01:30:45 yeah it's empty cup sucking up the straw getting the last little bit I mean let's say this one more time that you That dude is sucking hard. That's a long empty cup. That's a serious sucking right there. All right.
Starting point is 01:31:05 The answer is... Lunchbox, you've been argued it. Mainly, lunchbox, you have to have a good attitude when you lose. Wow. That's the biggest smack talk I've ever heard. You have to have a good attitude when you lose. Well, because, you know, it's just for fun, you know. That's the kind of smack talk I've ever heard.
Starting point is 01:31:26 The answer is garbage disposal. Yeah. Your thoughts, lunchbox? Great, great question. What was the question? Okay. It was what was that sound? That was the question, Eddie, actually.
Starting point is 01:31:38 You're going to take that? Going into the final question. Yeah, Eddie, you're in last place to Amy three, lunchbox and Eddie two, and Morgan number two has been eliminated. Oh, come on, that's in bolts. Hey, Trent, I'm sorry. It's all good. All right, buddy.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Thank you. See you later. There's Trent and Indiana. Okay. Last one. All right. Oh, man. This is a big one.
Starting point is 01:32:00 This is a big one. And it's probably the hardest one. Oh, great. You're playing? No, a leaf blower vacuum was the hardest one for me. No, the sucking in the cup. That was harder. Hey, play on play hats.
Starting point is 01:32:08 All right? Let's just play the game. Play on, play ads. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So these collars are all trying to win here. If you get this right, you can win them a trip. Okay. What?
Starting point is 01:32:25 What on earth? Bobby. What? I didn't make the game. I know you didn't. I didn't find the clips. It's written in front of me. Can you turn the volume up on that?
Starting point is 01:32:32 Are you going to be disqualified for arguing? She's asking a question. Don't argue with her, lunch. Go ahead, here we go. I hate feel about that. I have no thoughts. No thoughts, good. Because if you do, I may give you a red card.
Starting point is 01:32:49 I'm itching to give somebody a red card. All right, they're writing their answers down. I'm in. Okay. And for the win. I changed my answer too. Oh, man. And I saw, I'm looking at everybody's paper.
Starting point is 01:33:02 Somebody got it right. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Somebody got it right. Well, he can't see my paper. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
Starting point is 01:33:09 So it's not you. Okay, let's go to Lunchbox first. What is it? Crumpling paper. Crumpling paper, he says. Hey, Ramundo, would you say crumpling paper is it? No. No, okay.
Starting point is 01:33:18 Wow. Argue that. Lunchbox has now been eliminated, and therefore his mic dies. This is like, what's that game? The weakest link. Yeah. Eddie, if you get this, you've tied with Amy and there's tiebreaker. Yes.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Do we have a tiebreaker sound up just in case? We do? Yes. All right. Eddie, what do you have? That sound I just heard was a candy wrapper. Ramundo, would you say that's right? What?
Starting point is 01:33:47 What? Hey, his mic's off. Man, my breath, what? Unrapping candies, the official word? Perfect. Unwrapping, though. Candy wrapper. Amy, what do you have?
Starting point is 01:33:58 Oh, man, I've... Amy? What do you have? I basically have slurping a drink out of my straw. I have sharpening knives. Sharpening knives. That is not right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:10 We're at tiebreaker. Diebreaker. Hold on. I got to say goodbye to lunchboxes player. Heather, hold on. Where is Heather? Heather, I'm sorry you did not win. That's okay.
Starting point is 01:34:18 All right. Thank you. We're now down to two players. Planned for a trip to Las Vegas, Nevada. Here we go, Lacey. I'm talking about airfare. I'm talking about tickets to our music festival. Tickets to the outdoor stage.
Starting point is 01:34:30 I'm talking about ground transportation. All right. Talking about Vegas. Okay, so. It's intense in here. How many secret sounds do we have as a tiebreaker? Just one? Just one. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:34:42 Okay. You're picking a hard one? Yeah. Buzz in with your name. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Can I use to write them down?
Starting point is 01:34:47 No, just a tiebreaker. Buzz in with your name. Ready. Three, two, one. All right. Just in if you're listening. Okay, good, good. And there you go.
Starting point is 01:35:00 Ooh. Do you know that? Eddie. Eddie. Cap gun. Incorrect. Now, Amy, for the win, I will play it again. If you can name this sound, you are the winner.
Starting point is 01:35:08 and Brittany in Ohio wins the trip. I'm so nervous. Brittany, how do you feel right now? Come on, Amy. Pull the clutch. What? Here we go. Here's the sound.
Starting point is 01:35:17 It's not a gun? Eddie said, Eddie said a cap gun. Here we go. Listen again. You get two listens. For the win, Amy. What does that sound? I mean, to me, it sounds like a gunshot.
Starting point is 01:35:28 But what is your answer? I need an answer. Argue with them, Amy. Gunshot. A gun... A gun... Why don't know who's two? You're specific with cap gun.
Starting point is 01:35:39 It's a baseball bat. Oh, seeing that my head got wrapped around it being a gun, I couldn't hear any of this. All right. Okay, here we go. Time for another. Oh, my goodness, gracious. Okay, yell your name as the buzzer. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 01:35:54 Here we go. Eddie. Eddie, for the win. Microwave popcorn. Oh, come on, come on. Microwave popcorn. Hit it, hit it, hit it. Lacey's going to Vegas.
Starting point is 01:36:03 Mike. Of course, the girl that doesn't have a microwave. Lacey's going to Vegas. Lacey Lacey Lacey Lacey Tell me how you feel right now
Starting point is 01:36:32 Yeah Lacey Lacey let me tell you what you want You win Round trip transportation For you and a guest On the airplane Ground transportation
Starting point is 01:36:45 In a car From the airport to the hotel Two nights in a hotel You got two tickets To attend both nights Atop radio and music festival Two tickets to the daytime stage and all of this is for you.
Starting point is 01:36:58 All this is for you. All of it. What do you want to say to Eddie right now who represented you hard? Thank you, Eddie. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Lacey, you're so welcome. I mean, this is the best gift ever. And I did nothing.
Starting point is 01:37:15 Just won a game. That's great. You're going to have so much fun. Mr. All I do is win. Wow. There it is. Lacey, hold on, okay. I still believe that was snow.
Starting point is 01:37:24 Lacey, all you have to do is know the phrase that pays. Oh, Lacey. Now it's on you. you. Huh? You have to know the phrase I know. All you have to know
Starting point is 01:37:32 is the phrase that pays. The phrase that pays. There's no such thing. I'm just kidding. You're totally messed with her? She's like, oh my gosh, I didn't win it. I didn't win it. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:37:43 The phrase the pays is by both plays all the hits. The phrase that pays. There's so many. Fight grind and repeat. Harcuna Matata. Everything's going to be all right. Oh, man. All right.
Starting point is 01:37:56 Congratulations. Tickets on still at noon today. There you go. Bobby Bones. And that's the end. Hey, what's up? What do you mean? What's up?
Starting point is 01:38:05 Well, this weekend, I'm going to go to Charleston tonight and do a stand-up comedy show, and then I'm going to come back. And then I had off next week for book tour, but we're going to be doing the show. I'll just be in different cities. Oh. But, yeah, I'm kind of back on the busy train. Choochoo. I like not being on the busy train for about a week and a half.
Starting point is 01:38:21 You enjoyed that? I did. Yeah, I did. I got good sleep. It's good. Yeah, but way goes that. Oh, man. Welcome back old, Bobby.
Starting point is 01:38:28 Mr. Hustle, always hustling. So, yeah, I'm in Charleston tonight, but I'm really looking forward to getting on stage and getting back in the old stand-up game. So that's me. What are you doing? I'm just hanging out with the kids. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Just a kid weekend. I don't know. Maybe while you're in Charleston will swim in your pool. Oh, yeah, you keep alluding to that. Well, I'm thinking today, well, they asked today to go swimming and I can take them to the Y, which is where they have their swim lessons. It does. Lots of other kids around there.
Starting point is 01:38:53 Or. You have a private pool. Yeah. Or I could, like, get out your board. book. Oh, yeah. Oh,
Starting point is 01:39:01 I'm going to need a little recliners. Hey, good use of the book there. She's not going to buy a book anyway. Yeah. I really don't care if anybody in this room reads the book. Well, I have, you gave me a copy. I have it. I have it.
Starting point is 01:39:10 My point was, you don't have to read it. Oh, but I'm going to. I read your first one. Why wouldn't I read this one? Okay. Listen, I don't, I just feel weird giving that as gifts going, here's a gift for you to have to spend the next a bunch of your time on it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:39:25 Well, I'm going to read it, so I don't know. You don't have to feel weird about that. You can buy it if you want now. You can pre-order it. Lunchbox, what's going on this weekend? I've got some dinner plans tomorrow night with some friends in town, so we're going out to dinner, a little double date. And then Sunday, I mean, it's Father's Day,
Starting point is 01:39:37 so my wife better have something cool plan for me. You're not really a dad yet, though, to be fair. Actually, I am. That baby's got a heartbeat, doesn't it? Are you doing any dad things right now? Yeah. Eddie, were you a dad? Did you get a Father's Day before you had a baby?
Starting point is 01:39:51 That was like 10 years ago, man. I don't know if I remember that. Maybe. Probably. I think it's sweet to... I'm not saying it's not sweet. He's just absolutely saying he should be given a father's day. I mean, right now he has no idea what being a dad is.
Starting point is 01:40:04 Right, that's my point. So, yeah, you probably shouldn't go too hard on the celebration. I mean, I do pretty much what Eddie does as a dad right now. What'd you do for your wife on Mother's Day? Took her out to dinner. You did? For our anniversary and Mother's Day. No, he's combining holidays.
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