The Bobby Bones Show - Halloween Pre-Post Show (10-31-24)

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

We start by addressing the noise being made outside the studio due to our broken A/C. We play the What Celeb is Older Game? Bobby talks about his experience with Post Malone. We learn a lot about celebrities' ages. Bobby talks about how he has no Halloween plans and how Eddie has been sick but still coming into work. We then get into a school teaching scandal and the origin of burning the boats.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I say we cut the clapping. You want us to do it? I like it. No, I don't want any clapping. It's just too early. I'm not into clapping at all. But he announced. It doesn't matter.

I'm dropping. It's early in the morning. Although I will say they have fixed our AC, sort of, but they fixed it to work. We feel good. We have two huge machines in the hallway that are temporary, and I love them for it. Like, I don't know who they are,

but give them an award. Give them an Emmy or a grand. or something. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, because we have air and, hey, lunchbox, pull the door open. And it's loud out there if the door's open, but the room is soundproof. Ready? Well, you can just open it. Three, two. Okay. And you may not be able to hear that if you're out there, but in here you can. We definitely hear. Yeah, but we're very happy that noise exists. Sounds like. You can shut it. We, yeah. We, a water park. Oh, a waterfall. Maybe maybe just imagine putting a seashell up to your ear. Can you hear that? I'm so happy for that.

Because it is actually pleasant in here And about 9.45, I don't start to get angry. And I don't have to reapply my deodorant. That's good. It's a good thing. When you keep your sweater. Win, win. Well, he kept it on anyway. I don't want to change you I am as a person.

Amy, the game is simple. I give you two celebrities. Tell me which one you think is older. Okay. Post Malone or Taylor Swift? Post Malone. How old do you think Post Malone is? I don't know, like 37. Post Malone's 29.

Oh, my gosh. Well, okay. Well, he's younger, huh? Yeah. Taylor's 34, post-molence 29. Yeah, he looks rough. So, no, yeah. Yeah, yeah, like hair's crazy.

But purpose for me. Yeah, yeah. It's part of his look. So much success. No, I talked to him, and I've been lucky enough to have a couple more than instances, but not like we hung out, like, for an evening or anything. But there have been multiple minutes where we've just been talking. And one of them was at the ACMs in rehearsal.

So rehearsal, you're just standing around. and there was a part he comes back and he talks to me on camera and so we're just kind of doing what they call like stage blocking you stand where you're

going to stand during the show so they can make sure the lights are there the right place they can't have okay don't do this do that not what to say

but where to stand and so him and I just stand in there and he's very nice he's very I would say even sweet he's gentle shy even

and it's really not what you expect from Post Malone but he's super kind and I don't like small talk I don't care it doesn't matter

I hate small talk I know what do you how do you talk to post Malone small and I was like what did you do last night boy he did a lot the night before oh he was just like it was just like a normal night for him yeah he was like well we went here did this get this drank this got

in like seven this more and I said dang you guys went hard he goes no I've just mean if it's a night normal yeah it's just a night yeah oh yeah really sweet guy you said he smelled good though right like um during the show yeah because I look at him and I smell not even close to him I'm just looking even on TV or pictures

smoke all the time so you think like cigarettes smoking and beer um he did not smell like that at the show because I think he took a shower and put a suit on. Makes sense. But that doesn't mean he didn't smell like smoke though. Both times I've hugged him, he didn't smell like smoke. Amy, Brad Pitt or Tim McGraw? Brad Pitt.

How old do you think Brad Pitt is? 50. It's four. Brad Pitt is 60. Whoa. Tim McGraw is 57. So Brad Pitt's older. Okay. That's a good 60, I think.

We don't see him in person. I know. I would assume it's a solid 60, but... But Tim McGrawl looks great. Yeah. Yeah, Tim McGraw is physically in really good shape. Yes. And he wears a cowboy hat.

And he has facial hair. Like, there are keys to hiding age. Tan. For me, it's like wear big dark glasses and you don't see how old you are in your eyes. Oh, but when you take them off, though, it's like, bang. Are you 80? I'm like, bro, if you only knew. Oprah or George Strait?

George Strait. Age? he's 70 How old do you think Oprah is? 62 George Strait is older at 72 Oprah's 70 Oh okay

Wow wow I don't understand How are people getting older I don't know That's weird It's weird That's odd That to me is not weird

That Oprah 70 is weird Because George Strait's always been old to me But Oprah hasn't always been old to me Even though they're about the same age I guess because I always saw Oprah and she was active, she didn't seem as old. She was on TV every day. Makes sense. Amy, Garth Brooks or George Clooney?

Oh, Garth Brooks. George Clooney is 63. Garth is 62. Okay, close. Dolly Parton or Merrill Streep? Merrill Streep? No, Dolly Parton? 78.

Merrill 75. Do you watch Only Murder's in the building? No, I haven't watched the newest season. You do watch? Yeah. I like it. First three? Yeah.

Or in four, right, Mike? Oh, dang. Well, then I need to see three, too. I've seen the first two. Need to see three as well? Three, season three. Three, two? No, I've seen one and two. Oh, you're talking about your grammar. This is who's on first. I know, I love it.

I'm like three two. No, three is the, huh? Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, three is good. Two? No, no. As well. Three is, yeah. Dolly Pardon is 78 years old. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That sounds about right, though.

That's awesome. I know, but she seems with it for a 78-year-old. All right, super quick. I mean, I sat down with her for 50 minutes once, just did her and I. Quick, she's still with it, man. Only Murder's in Building. How many episodes are out? I've watched, I think, two of this season.

That shows, it just remains good. The reason I bring that up is Merrill Streep is in season, in season three, and she may be in four at some point. I don't know. But her and Steve Martin, Martin, Short, or dating. Martin Short. Wait, in the show or in real life? They're dating in real life? Google it.

I've been full before by the internet. I'm pretty sure I read that too. I'm pretty sure I read that too. And they're like going to a wordch. I don't think they're like going, we're dating because they're like mature and adults and they don't need to screen that. But they go a lot of places together and like hold hands and stuff. That's cool. But then my mind goes, do they do it?

Yes. But don't let your mind do that. They do though. Then I start picturing it. Don't do that. No, I had to already get used to this with my dad. They do it. We know that.

Then I draw it. Amy, we don't want to get used to that. We don't care. It was when my dad was dating my sister's husband's grandma. We had to get used to it. Wait, what? It's not confirmed from them. It's confirmed from a source that was on the set of only murders in the building, though.

Yeah, they said it was the worst kept secret. Yeah, and again, they're going a lot of places together now as well. A little showman. But yeah, she's on season four. I didn't want to say that, because she is on season four. Yeah. I just wasn't going to say anything about the season in case people were wondering what was up with three. No, because she was on three.

She's in all of them. Since she came on, she's been on. Yeah, I think I do remember her in the early ones. Yeah. Hold. My point was, I just didn't want to reveal who was on what because I didn't know who, if people think maybe there's some death, or maybe her twin comes like old soap opera. I was just saying nothing.

That type of show, yes. But I don't think she was in one. And she was, I don't think she was in two. I think she came in one. I think she came in three, right? I appreciate her in three. Yeah, because I have never seen her in one. Oh, and you haven't seen three.

Correct. Three, two. Three, two. And as of now, all the episodes is he's a four are out. Yeah. They are? Yeah, that's good. We start.

I like it because it's fun and friendly, but sometimes they still say the F word. I like that. I like the good mix. You're like, oh, this is kind of fun and a kid can watch F word. Maybe not a kid. I mean, it's fine. It's just a word, too. Yeah.

Like, who cares? Reba or Cher? Share. How old do you think Reeve is? 59. She's 68. Okay. Sherr's 78.

Wow. Okay. Reba looks great. Carrie or the Olson twins? Carrie Underwood or the Olson twins? Who's older? Carrey Underwood. Are you sure? No. Think about how old is Carrie? How old is Carrie? Is she 39?

Carrie's 41. Okay. The Olson twins. The Olsen twins. How old do you think they are? The thing blows my mind. getting older. No way. The Olson twins? They've got to be younger. Yeah, barely. They're 38, but they're still kind of close. That's crazy. They're 38. Luke Combs or Miranda Cosgrove from I.

Oh, she's aged? That's what I said. Luke Holmes. Luke Holmes is 34. Now, do you think Miranda Cosgrove is higher or lower? She's lower? Barely. Because Luke is older. Yeah. That was my guess. Yeah. She's 31. I thought if I told you an age, though, maybe it would change your mind. It didn't. It said you treated me like crap, like I'm a stupid idiot. No, I just need to stick with it. You treat me like a stupid idiot.

I really didn't know. I hate me. John, party, or Beyonce? Oh, Beyonce. How old do you think? Beyonce's 43. Nailed it. Yeah.

What's John? We're the same age. Me and Bay. You and Queen Bee? John is like 39. That's exactly right. Good job. Faith Hill or Jennifer Lopez?

Oh, when J-Lo performed as a Super Bowl, she was 50. Oh, Faith Hill. Yeah, barely. Faith Hill's 57. J-Lo's 55. Do you ever see the video of J-Lo doing her shows in those stadiums? Because she announced a tour and then there's like arenas and a couple stadiums.

Do you ever see the video like to have? Like I watched a documentary. No, like cell phone video. No. It was like one show and nobody bought tickets. It was bad. That's why she canceled. Well, I think officially she canceled because she had like a toe-in-jjjointed.

I don't know why. That's what they said. It's what they say. But it's, it sucked. I felt bad for her. But also it's like, are you going to buy tickets to go to a Jennifer Lopez concert? Like, what do you know her for? Are you a fan of her acting, her music, a little bit of all? I'm sure tickets weren't cheap. You're also not going to be 16 and want to go to a Jennifer Lopez concert. Like, she's wildly famous, but that doesn't mean that people are dying to get her tickets to hear her music. Right. that Shakira announced a concert and it's selling like crazy to add more shows now part of that is because she has international appeal too and she's very famous in other countries but apparently music crosses borders

Jaylor's not international I don't think she puts out enough music or she's not a consistent pop star I think Shakira has continued to put out music internationally at least Mike would you agree with that? Yeah she does more like in Spanish

which is why I listen Of course. That's so good stuff. Hola. A. Hillary Scott of Lady A. or Blake Lively? Oh. They're the same exact age. That's my guess. And you would be wrong. Hillary Scott, they're close.

Hillary Scott's 38, Blake Lively's 37. Let's like three more. Sydney Sweeney. Familiar? Mm-hmm. Megan Maroni. Oh. Sydney Sweeney. By one year. She's 27.

Megan Maroney is 26. Leanne Rhymes or Jonathan Taylor Thomas of Home Improvement fame. They are the same age. Why are you so passionate about it? Because. There's nobody at the same age in the game. There's no tricks. There's no?

Mm-hmm. Okay, well then Leanne is older than him by one year. JTT is older by one year. Oh. He is 43. She's 42. Okay, we'll swap it. Let's do one more for all the marbles.

Okay. If you win this one, you get a full scholarship. Okay. Brett Young or Chloe Kardashian? Brett Young's older. How old you think he is? He's like 42. He is 43.

Okay. Chloe Kardashian. Ish. She's 40. Huh? Chloe Kardashian. No, I know. Are you saying that like you're for sure?

No, this is my guess. You said that with for all the marvelous. You're so positive about it. Yeah, she's 40. You know that for sure? No. Oh, but is this you saying like she knows for she's telling you? She's like, yeah, she's 40, duh, idiot.

Everybody knows that. Yeah. And I'm like, are you for sure or are you guessing. I'm guessing. You're right. You're exactly right. No. Yeah, she's 40.

Oh. Good job, good job. Okay. Amy, you get some free scholarship to University of Arizona? Really? No, no, no. Arizona. Which one's online? Phoenix. Oh, that's it. Yeah. University of Phoenix. Okay.

Still a degree, Amy. I don't know. I haven't. Is it? Is it? Yes. Yeah, still? Yes. You can get a four-year? Is it a bachelor? I don't know. There's no campus for that? I don't believe so. They have a stadium, though, I think they did name that for them. There's the name on there. They literally did. That's what it's called. University of Phoenix, right? Yeah. Yeah. There may be a small campus. But I don't think you can actually go. But I don't know.

So I'll have Mike fact check me so I don't get sued. I want to play this voicemail because I do this a lot. It's totally on me. It's my fault. The show does this a lot, but mostly it's me. Ray, play voicemail number three, Trisha from Florida. On the episode I was listening to, Ray was asking Morgan if she was interested in dating one of his friends. And you guys were in mid-conversation and then Bobby interrupted to say something about Eddie fixing lunch,

boxed camera and then you guys never went back to Morgan dating Ray's friend situation. So I was just curious as to what happened. Is she going to date him, not date him? Okay, hold on. I think somebody else asked this and I think I did the same exact apology because I feel like this is deja vu in that I said, hey Morgan, you just handle it off air. Yeah, you did. You did. We didn't handle it in the first time that it happened so that was accurate, but we did come back to it. Somebody else sent a voicemail similar to this. And in that voicemail, I said, I don't want to put Morgan on the same. spot to have to say something here.

So Morgan, if you would like to follow up off air, you can. That is how we ended that. Yes. Man, I was having like a moment where I was like, have already done, have I lived this in a different dimension? That's a weird feeling. I don't remember any of this. Shocked.

You probably had COVID for some of it. Yeah. So it looks like there's a building for University of Phoenix, but I'm not sure if that's a campus or just like an office. Yeah, they offer like some classes there. They do. Basically like a small center. Hmm.

I know, I'm really excited. But you have to go in person for the scholarship. Okay. She moves to Phoenix. Let me do... I wanted to go back to school. Does it matter what I study? Do you care?

Oh, I forget to say. That was the joke. I'm not paying for it. Would you pay for us to go back to school? Yeah, would you get our master's? Why would I pay for that? Companies do that. I'm not the company.

But you want to invest in us. You want to invest in our future. You know how we always do. tell me something good is about bosses investing in their employees? I'd be pretty good. I don't pay you. So no, I'm not paying, no. That's cool.

There goes my master's. No, no, you didn't read the book I gave you. That book I gave you was going to take 30 minutes. I can't put that on my resume. I read the four seasons. What about resume? You're trying to quit? It's the four agreements.

Whatever. Yeah, exactly. Four seasons, dude. Give me voicemail number one. I know you let your fans know when there's a scam going on. Try not to go to self-checkout because there's a new thing going on, at least here in Florida, where employees will get back of you online that are off-duty slash their badge, like they're going to allow you to have their discount,

and they can go back in later on and obtain your information and charge things to your debit card. This happened to me. I'm disputing $247. But anyway, God bless you all. I love you all. I love listening to you. Have a great day. Wow.

Thank you. What? I really understand. Yeah, I'm being honest with you. I said try not to go to self-checkout. I already try not to. But she said that a law enforcement officer will get behind and say, hey, you can use my discount. I did not hear law enforcement.

I heard someone that works there that's off duty or off, like not on the clock. And act like they're an employee? No, no, no. They are one, but they're just off right now. They're off the clock. They're taking a break. They're scamming? Yeah, yeah.

What they're saying is, here, I'll give you my discount and they scan their badge or whatever, and that gives them access to that transaction and they later. go back and add things to your... That's scary. Thank you for explaining that because I was talking to Ray in the talkback, which you guys couldn't hear, because we had communication, and I didn't hear any of that. What do you guys talk about? And she said that... Timing stuff. We have the show, a segment

that we have to do. Is this segment that... That's what we were doing during that. I usually don't do that during that, but we're getting close to everyone on the air. She ran up... Someone ran up $246 is what she's saying on her... After she did the self-checkout, so she's disputing those charges. Got it. Thank you for that. There was no officer?

No. You just heard badge. I think I heard badge. Yeah, and off duty. I think that's it. In my mind just went like cop. Ray, give me number two. Morning studio.

I was curious. Wasn't lunchbox supposed to do like a report or a little speech about Tesla? Maybe I missed it, but I'm pretty sure I didn't. Yes. Now, so everyone knows he did ask for a slight extension. He's getting it. He'll do it on Monday show.

What was the reason? I don't know. I don't care. Oh, it's just Halloween, man. I got caught up. This is what he said. I remember now. Hold on. Halloween activities.

No, no. Halloween duties. Drunk or treat? No. It was something like... Making costumes? I should look at it. No, he had some stupid excuse.

Carving pumpkins. That's a real thing, though. It was like holiday duties is what it was. That he's been overwhelmed with holiday duties. That's what he asked for. I was like, literally, I don't care. We'll do it Monday. But yes, that'll be Monday.

It'll be on Nickelodeodeon. Tesla, who... He's from Virginia. Oh, you'll be finding out in the report where he's from, man. Why would he be from Virginia? Nikolai. Just a joke. He's not from Virginia.

He's from the other country, right? We'll find out on Monday. Okay, so that's the pre-show. We're going to go to the show show, and it don't matter. You can listen to that podcast, and we'll do the post show after this. Thank you, and see in a little bit. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money.

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when I realized it was how, like, it literally was Halloween because we were talking about Halloween. I don't have a single Halloween. Not that I would have a plan anyway, but there is not a Halloween instance in my day. In any way. And I guess that's not weird. Yeah, I mean, you don't have kids.

No kids, but also I don't like go parties or, no, no one's going to kind of about how. I mean there's a gate, so I'm definitely not opening the gate. Amazon's lucky to get in. Somebody came at 10 o'clock last night. Your mic's not on. What do you mean what we order? We don't come to 10?

Oh, I thought you were like, you know, you ordered something, you're like, prime, same day delivery, need it now. 10 p.m.? No, somebody called and something rings from the gate, and I was like, it's like 10 o'clock. We look at you, like, did you order food? It's like, no, and then you can talk to the people that. the gate. And like Amazon, I'm like, I feel bad for them because everybody has got to be feeling

weird about Amazon coming at 10 o'clock. And it's not, they're not like, I sure would like to get them a 10 o'clock Amazon run on. Like, they're just doing their job. Imagine if you have to do the 9 p.m. 10 p.m. That sucks for them. That's scary when someone comes up to your house at 9 or 10 o'clock or you don't know who it is. So I don't even know what it was. I think it was workout gloves. Oh, you needed those. Okay, we don't need to make a joke about that, do we? You laughed. You got a little laughing, didn't you?

Amy? No, I'm talking to Amy. She got a little giggle in. No, I just thought those were probably important. No, you said, you need, now. It's not a diggle in. He needed those. No, she got a little giggle in.

He heard it, didn't you? She was like, needs it for his outfit. Oh, is that her? She keeps digging. And all you guys are like, no, Amy's not digging. She's digging. I didn't think it first, but now the outfit? Of course.

She's like, oh, he needed those. I don't have an outfit? No, is that you, are you a workout person for Halloween? What? No, I'm a workout person for life. Are you all working out today? Yeah, Tuesday, wait, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday are weight training days. I only have...

Oh, it's Halloween. Eddie's got to be with his kids. Eddie hasn't made it all week, so we don't plan on how to be there. I understand. No, no, no, I planned on being there. I even texted Kluge that I would be there. However, we'd festivities. That's great.

Nobody... We're carving pumpkins at like 4 o'clock, and I got to be there at 4. Great. nobody's counting on you to be there well I am counting on myself to be there you miss all week I've been sick great

Amy shows up when she's sick yeah but it's different like you gotta work out Morgan say what you're gonna say but why are you here if you're sick no it's not like sick where I'm sick because I went to the doctor Is that like sick where he's sick guys

I went to the doctor And he's like we can't work out if he doesn't show up First of all I need to say something I work out I'm the mailman What does that mean rain sleet snow I'm freaking there. I think the mailman takes the snow day off.

Anyway, Morgan had a question for you. What's the question? Why are you here if you're sick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went to the doctor, got the COVID test, strapped test. They're like, there's really, it just seems like a sinus infection. So boom, here you go, deal with it.

Yeah, same thing with me the last week when you guys said. I gave her my germs when Amy had COVID and no big deal. I would say, and was a big deal once we learned. But I would say it's your history. Yeah, yeah, that's true. But I got told you that time it was a sinus. In this infection. But also you could, yeah, like you.

Yeah, no, yours was completely history-based. Yeah, yeah, I got you. You said you were bug battle. And your kids had... And your kids had... He could have been the one that gave it to me. He probably... No, I think he was the one that gave it to you.

There's 100% no chance I gave you that. I don't know about 100%. Not when I was on vacation. I had it on vacation a whole last time. I remember this. I was like shot. I got it from him there too. But the other time I got it.

Where did I get it? Golf course. From lunchbox. Right. We were there. You had it in the same cart. Golf course, that's out open air. I mean, that's a tough pinpoint on me.

Anyway, I feel bad for the Amazon drivers that have to come at 10 o'clock because I know they also don't want to have to do the late nights because they know people are probably freaking out because they're driving up at 10 o'clock going Amazon. Or do you think they sign up for that shift? Because I guarantee you have to be able to pick your... Probably, but I think somebody has to do the shift. I guess you're right.

So somebody is going to have to experience that. Yeah. And that's unfortunate for whomever has to get that shift because nobody's feeling comfortable with somebody driving up, especially in an unmarked. It's not even an Amazon van. It's like somebody's random car.

It looks like a rent-a-van. No, it's a random car. I'm talking about it. It's not an Amazon automobile. Like just like a Ford Taurus? It's them driving their own cars. So it does feel like someone's going to, anyway, I feel bad for them.

And then Amy took a little shot at my workout gloves. And that was not nice. What was the point of that? I don't understand that. I guess that's a shot. She got a little giggle. She did. No, she got a little, she got little girl.

She's like, because you need those. Because I thought, yeah, I see you. I see you being like. I keep losing one. I bought some pink ones though. Why? Why? Oh, they were on sale?

No, I just like pink. I got some pink. I thought you like red. No, I like, but pink's version red. A shade, yeah. Yeah. I got some pink ones and then I got some black ones. But I keep losing, I have like a pair and I keep losing.

I give Eddie a pair. Yeah, those are awesome. And so I. Do you have to watch those, by the way? Yes. You're supposed to, but I don't watch my, I watch my like once in a three weeks. I don't watch them like every week or anything. Bones, you give those to me a year and a half ago, dude.

I've not watched them. Yeah, you should give them a little, just throw them in. Yeah, okay. I should do that. That's pretty gross. Or throw them out. Hey, when you ordered your gloves on Amazon, when did you order them and when did you get them? 10 p.m. last night.

Yeah, when did you order them, though? Two days prior. Oh, it wasn't overnight? I didn't even. Because that overnight dude is crazy. I didn't even. Shut up, Eddie. Lunch mic.

He's talking about you. No, I just hit Prime, but it was like, we'll be there in two days. They're slacking on that Prime now, because they'll tell you like... It does come a little slower. It does come a little slower. It'll be there today and then I get it like a day later. Yeah, it does come a little slower. Do you get a discount for that?

Nope. Maybe you. What if Prime doesn't come? Yeah, if they say it's going to be there today and it doesn't come to the next day. I don't know. I think they have them fine print. It says that on the top. It's like, you're an Amazon Prime member, but it won't be there for two days.

When used to, it was like, as soon as you push the button, it's already at your door. Yeah, which is crazy how they did that. Is there a warehouse here in town that just has stuff? Yes. Or do they... That's how that works. Just general stuff.

But how do they know which stuff to have? Oh, my gosh. The warehouses have robots. No, I'm just saying, though, like, what? Like, it just has general... There's just a stuff. There's certain things that are here. Do you ever got in the store and you be like,

hey, do you guys have that in stock? They're like, we don't. Well, we can order that? Or sometimes like, yeah, we got that in the back. The difference is, I would say, and I'm sure you guys are right. There's a warehouse with stuff. I kind of know generally what Walmart has. Amazon has everything.

Sure. Like more than what a store, any store would have. I drove by the warehouse today. Well, one of them, I'm sure there's multiple. Oh, yeah, it's humongous. Did you drive by and go? I bet they got a bunch of stuff in there? Yeah, it's the first thing I thought.

And when I go by them, like, the trucks on the interstate, I'm like, gosh, a lot of stuff. I'm pretty cool. Like, what's in there? Jump ropes. You know, 18 wheeler holds a lot of stuff. You ever been in a trailer on 18 wheel? Yeah. Like, yeah, deceivingly a lot.

Of course, you're like, that's a big truck, the big trailer. when I had to get my CDL, like it holds a ton of stuff. It's like when we moved here, we were all on the same moving truck. Dude, my car went in there. In a normal size? Yeah, a Ford Focus. In a normal size, it fits? That's wild.

That's a lot of stuff, man. They's got those buildings with stuff in it. Stuff. I like to go walk through that. But like a Walmart, you know what they have and don't have for the most part. They have groceries, if it's super Walmart. And then they have the general stuff. but at the stuff store

like they have asbestos that's illegal right yeah I don't think you're supposed to sell that it's stuff uh yeah anyway it came last night it was scary it sucked uh trick a treat

Dennis they should hand out stickers and Plato not candy yeah here in Dennis well that's the tree that's the trick I mean right that's a trick yeah it's not the tree the asbestos you order for Amazon that's the trick here's the trick kids

A driver in Louisiana crashed his car while playing a TikTok game called Drift Their car even caught fire But luckily no one was hurt The challenge is to intentionally oversteer to cause a loss of traction Oh gosh That sounds like a drifting, right? Not good

Drifting I guess I'm confused With this TikTok game Do you have to drift your actual car Or do you drift on the game No no I think you drift your car Your car Like the game is

Oh I thought it was like a game No no Hmm Can you drive you Drift? Amy's COVIDing over there. Sorry, I was clearing my throat, but... Can I not... Like, if you tried, could you drift?

In your car? Not like a drift car. No. I mean, I don't think so. I've never tried. I don't want to try. Let's do it. I feel like I would tumble, like, roll. Totally. When we did the stuff with Hyundai, we raced their cars. Oh, no.

I kind of drifted that. You did drift, but those cars were made to drift. Based on statements from witnesses and the drivers involved, the northbound vehicle was playing a drift game or challenge for on social media, lost control of his vehicle, the challenge is to intentionally oversteer to cause a loss of traction, the post said. That's from the advocate.

I never had a phase of like driving fast. No desire. Like, not racing because I don't think everybody, but I never even had like, I'm a rebel. Mostly mine was like, I got to get to work. Let's get their feet. That was my phase. Like, I got to get to work on time.

I did wake up at somebody's yard once, though. What though? Because my had a job working maintenance on a golf course and we had to, I mean, it was kind of like this job. you had to arrive while it was still dark because you had to get to the greens to start mowing them as soon as you could see any daylight because the golfers would start when daylight started

so it was an early job and I fell asleep driving to work one morning and then woke up somebody to your front yard luckily I didn't crash into their house and I just drove out of the front yard and drove to work like luckily I didn't hit something luckily I didn't hit the house luckily they didn't come out

I remember seeing like some little tracks in the yard I didn't go back but that scared the crap out of me A guy in Pennsylvania who claimed he was working on a $2. COVID vaccine was actually making fentanyl. He was caught after showing up at a bank with a duffel bag full of cash. The man claimed to be running a legitimate scientific business. He was a drug dealer and a big one.

Anthony D. Bressy made fentanyl and fentanyl variants. He was making pounds and kilograms of fentanyl. That's terrible. He is charged with conspiracy to manufacture and distribute controlled substances in possession with you. la la la. He totaled nearly $1.8 million at putting the money in his account. Well, that's nice. That's a lot of cash, man.

Did you see that teacher that made like a million bucks? No. Coach. A coach at a high school in Texas. Doing what? Like he was like the ringleader of some like illegal teacher test taking scam. I did see that. And he made like a million dollars. And so then all these people were like teaching and they didn't have proper credentials. That's what it was. So correct me if I'm wrong because I read the headline in a couple sentences. But it wasn't, it was to get a teacher certificate. It wasn't the teachers taking it for students. Correct. It was fake. Fakes certificates. Like they were giving away fake credentials. Baller. Bad. You got caught. Don't do that. But I'm saying like that's, that's, because I would think you would, like, I remember the full house aunt, Becky? Yeah. Like that was a scam where people took the test for them or they or they faked a sport and got in that way.

but this was for the teachers, not for the students. Right. Dang. Man. Do you ever wonder stuff like this, like how many of these are going on that are never caught? Because this can't be the only one and it was caught. Like there has to be a hundred, not this,

but similar things happening, that people have outsmarted the system where they're just making billions and then never get caught, which makes people then try stuff like this. Because I don't think there was anybody hurt in this, right? It's still a crime, obviously bad, bad slap for wrist, but nobody was hurt. Right. Am I right?

I believe that's, I believe you're right. I don't know every detail of who got certified and how they treated students. Yeah, me either. A million dollar cheating ring resulted in at least 210 unqualified teachers. 210. Including two sexual predators. Oh, well.

See, there you go. That's not good. That's not good. Man. The ring was exposed this week after the Harris County District Attorney's Office filed charges against five individuals involved. The alleged ring leader is Vincent Grayson, the head boys basketball coach.

Man, you know he had thought Kimmel. with the perfect scheme. He's just banking bugs. And the people involved in the scheme didn't even know they were part of something that was schemy, I don't think. No, they did. Are you sure? Yeah, they did. So what was they would do? So this guy was a good boy, his basketball coach, took his team to the state tournament in 2023.

But, so what they would do is whoever was administering the test. Do you know the story? Are you reading? I read it. I read it. Okay. I just read it. And so whoever the teacher was that was trying to go get certified would go, sign in, and then the proxy, whoever was, posing them would come in and take the test and the people there would just turn their head like,

oh, didn't see anybody switch spots. And so the person would leave, they'd take the test, they'd get certified, they'd be a teacher. You wonder if they literally would turn their head? Yeah, literally not. They'd probably just look forward and just be like they're switching. Yeah, because they'd check their ID, see them, sign them in, and then let the other person go in and take the test. Dang. Allegedly candidate seeking certification would pay grace in $2,500. He would then give a 20% portion to Guilford Mason, who would then allow Newton to sit for the test under the teacher's name. The candidates would be given a testing time and location by Guilford Mason, show up, sign

and leave. Newton would then arrive and take the test for them. More than 90 teachers were reportedly sent through the program this year. Man, you have to rely on nobody telling on you. That's a hard part. There's so many. There's so many. Everybody can't keep their mouths shut. But there's that many people also too that word spreads like, hey, you don't want to take a test. And then they have $2,500. So they're just like, I think I feel like a lot of people are like, I'll take the test. But I think you've paid take the test anyway. Yeah.

Oh. I don't know that it's that much, but usually in that situation, you have to pay to take it something. Okay. I mean, how, but 90 teachers got jobs. I mean, we got to think of the positive. 90 people were employed. And what if they're,

what if 85 of them are really good teachers? Yeah, but they're not certified. I don't even know what that means. I'll be honest with the certification. I'm sure there's a reason. Well, like the sex offender wouldn't be able to be a teacher. No, I understand that. but I'm saying I don't know what that makes you a better or worse teacher to be certified.

Like, I don't know what you have to study to actually be certified. I don't know. I mean, we don't know that. I'm not saying. But I mean, you have to, I could not be one. I already know. But when they say certified, though, whether it's anything, like a doctor. Gotcha, certified.

Check this out. Like, yeah. You want to know the test for the real test, the real cost? 116 bucks. Okay, see? That is quite the difference. It is quite the difference. But I guess you don't have to have a college degree?

Nope. Probably nothing. I mean, yeah. You're, which most. Okay, I don't know that that's the case because schools, even though you have the certification, some schools can still check your resume. And they can call a college and be like, did they go to school here? So I don't know the certification gets you out of everything.

You didn't graduate from Harvard because you got the certification. I wonder if they ever do call like, hey, did he go to school here? Probably like a random airport test, one out of 32 people for the sake of doing it. So it's done randomly. Also, they're so desperate for teachers. I think they just get the application. They see you pass the certification. They're like, you are in.

You are in. Come on. But the certification, and again, we're just talking about a story we just read. Amy only read partially. Correct. I literally just like knew the headline. But I think that a certification does not equal a college degree. So they're not saying they lied about that because they could have got the college degree and just didn't study for the certification.

Right. And I don't know that a school would allow. I don't know. I just know that dude had a... I don't know who told on him. Maybe the test is hard. Really hard. Maybe.

I would assume it is to pay $2,500. Yeah, you just don't want to deal with it. All teacher candidates must earn a bachelor's degree, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, yeah, I saw that too. That's a crazy one. I'm certified. Do you a teacher? I forgot to tell you guys.

Perfect. I got a CEO. What if that's how I got my license? Did you take your test in Houston? I did not. I took it here and it sucked. It was hard. Economists have concluded that in today's workplace,

getting a raise or promotion has become more challenging than ever. It seems that people are not leaving their jobs because people are not moving on. Employers aren't worried about losing employees and they're not motivated to offer raises or promotions from business insider. The corporate ladder is a slippery slope, they say. Aha. I don't know what any of that means. What part? All of it. Like, so. I was tracking pretty much everything you said. They don't want to give you a, they won't give you a raise because they don't have to. They don't have to. Yeah, you're not going anywhere. And why would they if you're not going anywhere.

And the corporate ladders is slippery slope. I heard that part. That one understood. Yeah, which is like, the only way you really get a raise generally is having leverage. That's it. Unless it's like

they tell you it's contractually. Otherwise, nobody's going to give you a raise for anything. Unless it's, I'm going to leave. And that can be your leverage. But if they go, okay, there's eight people to replace you, they do not consider that you have leverage. So what they're saying is nobody has leverage because there's so many people to fill jobs. But if you say you're going to leave.

You have to leave. You better leave. Or they never trust you again. I know. That's the worst. It's like folding. It's like a poker. Yeah, it's like bluffing. They'd be like, just kidding. I'm not bluffing. Sorry.

I'm out. I'm really, I'm out. I didn't want to bluff. I swear I'm going to leave if you don't do this. Starting next week, Starbucks customers will no longer pay more for adding non-dairy milk to their orders. Oh, that's good. Are they just raising the prices on everything then?

I don't know. Tell me more because that what was. Well, I mean, if you get a whole milk skin milk or milk from a cow, it's one price. But if you get almond, coconut, oat, you are typically paying, I don't know, just make them number, like 50 cents more or maybe even a dollar more. Is it because it costs more? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. At the grocery store, I mean, you're paying more for those items too. So, but I just wonder if just overall they're having a blanket like a little increase in everything and then that covers whatever milk you want. If so, they're not saying that yet, but that is a great. point. Sneaky. They're sneaky. Your Starbucks drink with soy, oat, almond, or coconut milk won't cost you extra anymore. Starting next week, Starbucks customers will no longer pay for adding non-dairy milk. Because we're raising all the prizes. The company said the removal of the non-dairy

milk surcharge means customers who request it will pay around 10% less than they did previously. Oh, okay. So as of right now. But that's from the Albany Herald. But they could raise it everything 10 cents. It's what our streaming services do, right? They're like, we're going to raise it a dollar and we're like well i mean it's not worth canceling for a dollar but when they do it seven times in 18 months then all the sudden and then when they all do it that many times yeah it's significant the way they word it they word it there i think it's like oh yeah i'm still going oh so i'm going to be saving 10 percent but they could still just increase it a little and the amounts of coffee they're selling Starbucks we should have gotten in on that early they could charge me 50 cents

more every time i get a Starbucks and i wouldn't notice 75 maybe a dollar I I wouldn't even notice. Wow. Money bags? No. Anything else to flex on us with? No. What I'm saying is I don't like.

You don't look at price tags. That's what you're saying. I go to get my cup of coffee. Hey, Bezos. Any other commentary you'd like to add? Wow. Money don't matter. How much does a Starbucks a coffee cost?

Amy. If I had to, I don't get it that often, but if I had to guess, a tall, a tall, $5. See, it could be three. don't know. It's not three if you're getting a latte. I don't know. Meaning you just want it so bad you don't it doesn't matter. Well if it comes back like 11 dollars I'd be like that's not right. Yes. But if it was like say it is five or whatever and it comes back six or I wouldn't even notice. I don't know at Starbucks charges because I don't like drink coffee. I'll drink a espresso. The dirty. A tea. But espresso in there is no I know. That's why I say it. But I don't always get that.

I get the tea like 80% of the time I know espresso. Sometimes I get espresso and I hate it. It tastes so bad. Really? Coffee tastes so bad. Espresso tastes like... Coffee. Coffee. It is. Espresso is like concentrated coffee.

I don't know. And I know I'm... Because I don't like peanut butter either. And most people like coffee and peanut butter. So there's something about me and my taste buds that are odd. So I know that people love it and there's something about it. But you're telling me, Amy, that you've always liked the taste of coffee? Well, I don't know how to answer that.

I've just been drinking it for so long. Like I started drinking it in college. And I mean, maybe at the beginning I was like, nah, but then you've, I don't know, then it becomes a thing. It's comfort. I will say that when I first started drinking coffee, like it was a lot of milk. It was probably half milk, half coffee. And then now that I'm older, I could probably have a black coffee and be cool with it. Oh, I used to be black.

I did. I've gone through phases depending on where I was with, like, food in my life. And now I'm half, like I'm back to where Eddie was. when he first started. Now I do half milk. You're not cowboy anymore? Coffee. Huh?

Cowboy coffee? Straight. Yeah. I would do straight black. Nothing in it. Ugh. I can tell you what a gallon of milk at the gas station costs, but I have no idea what a coffee cost.

I don't know what a gallon of it costs the grocery store. Like five bucks, six bucks almost. It's getting expensive. It's a lot. At the gas station, it's almost seven. That's the only place I ever get milk. If it's like, hey, get some milk, I don't know. I go to the gas station and get it.

You got to check that expiration days, too, huh? I do. Yeah, milk at the gas station is always right on the border. It's a risky. I don't think so. I don't think you buy enough at the gas station. Oh, I do. Like I do.

You're like every day. You don't buy a full gallon, though. Yeah, I do. I mean, a gallon's a gallon, but you know what I mean? Like the big jug. They only have like three different kinds. They have the big jug, the half jug, and then the little one.

Single serving. That's it. A little pint. You have no choices, and it's not like they have all the fancies. You get like two persons fancy at the gas station. With blue. Can you find almond milk at the gas station? I don't go.

Who knows? that's not why I'm going to get milk at the I mean that's where you do your grocery shopping it's too much parking no I know yes and no it's where I go to get the occasional grocery I don't grocery shop while I was ordered on the app

or my wife order on the app or she'll go or if I go grocery shopping which I have a few times with her I want everything there are slices of fruit I'm not even sure what the fruit is I'll be adding that to the and then all the sudden the baskets full of stuff that's just ridiculous I'm not it's not for me

So I'll go to the gas station And I will get milk If I need milk And I'll get 2% milk About 7 bucks right now In blue That's a lot Yeah the blue is the 2%

Yeah blue's 2% Red is whole Red is whole Yeah Red is like you're eating it It's the whole thing You gotta chew that milk That's a tough one

A Mysterious ancient tunnel Dubbed the entrance to the underworld Has been found underneath the church That's so cool In what city Like what underworld? Mexico. What do you mean? Like a...

Underworld. Like a ring of people that are under... Oh, you're thinking like cartel. Yeah. We're thinking, no, we're thinking like spirits. Like hell or... Oh, I was thinking of like ruins. Well, if it is the cartel, that is hell.

You're thinking about that? Okay. I didn't. I didn't think about it in that way, but yeah. I should that life would be hell. It would be. I mean, I can't even imagine. Unless you're running it. No. Even if you're running it, hell. They're made to do it, but God, I just feel scary. It just feels like...

Every day. It feels like 200 years ago where the lifespan was 35 and you're out... What year? Are we 24? So maybe 400 years ago. Where you're out hunting and gathering-ish and you're on the wagon trail going... Like your lifespan's 35 years old and it sucks and you might die at any point. That feels like what the cartel is now.

Just you have the opportunity to have a nice house with the good internet. I don't even... Yeah, I guess. You can die at any minute. Any minute. Oh, any minute. Oh, God. the Oregon Trail, like crossing over, going to get you 200 acres.

Any minute. Even the Wild West, like, was crazy. That's what I'm talking about? Because, like, everyone had a gun and like, what did you say, Sonny? You want to go outside? Exactly. You got Tuesday or Reviews Day, I did the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. If anybody watches that, let me know.

God, it's on my list. I looked it up. I have zero interest. I mean, I trust you. I get it, but. I had zero interest, too, but my wife picked it, and she nails them. I know she does. She nails them.

I just was like, oh. She loves Cohen Brothers movies. She's like, you ever seen no country for old man? I said, I have not. She goes, you have it? I said, no. We're watching the old man. Why don't watch a movie? She goes, it's not the same thing. And I was like, I don't want to watch a movie about an old man. She goes, no, it's really good. Yeah, you'd love it. It's good. Yeah, I know. That, and then she said another one too. Cohen? Yeah. Fargo. We watched all the TV shows. Did they do the TV shows? They did the movies. I don't know if they did the TV shows. But we watched

the movie, it didn't hold up to me as well. Oh, really? Although I might have just been bored or hungry or wanted to play PlayStation or something. That happens sometimes. I can think of the thing. What thing? Equipment. Do you watch the movie Fargo? Some of it.

The wood thing? Yeah, I don't remember. Okay. TV show's good. Yeah, TV shows really good. Anyway, the mysterious tunnels and chambers described as the interest of the underworld had been found below dating back to the 16th century.

Archaeologists have made a discovery like it's something out of Indian Jones film. Tunnels, gold, jewels, and bodies. Oh, for sure. You know, it's a cartel. Oh. I don't know that it is. It could be like the Aztecs and the Mayans.

Yes. Yeah. You know what burned the boats, the origin of burn the boats? Mm-hmm. The origin? Oh. First of all, I guess I know Lucy. Would you explain what it means to them?

Okay. Just from what I recall, it's like, hey, there's no turning back. We're here to do what we need to do. We're going to get the job done. There's no alternative option. You can't go get back on the boat and leave. So burn the boat. Burn the boats is like we're not, we're not out.

So we take the boat to where we're going and we burn the boats and we get there because there's no chance to leave. But the origin, why I was reminded of this to the story was it's Mexico. Spanish dude comes over to fight and they land there and they burn the boats. And then they have war. Conquistadors? That's where it comes from. Really? They may have even lost.

I don't remember. And they're like, dang it, we burn the boats. I was thinking like what if there's like one guy that's like hey he was right because you said Aztecs right that this is all what triggered it this was an Aztec thing I'm almost sure and I do think they won but then some people probably want to go home yeah right then you got to build more boats Amy's right because you'd be like hey can we just save one boat yeah I feel like there's one guy that's like hey p's I saved a boat it's over there that's funny yeah that's the same guy doing teacher certificates yeah it's like his great great great great great grandfather

It'll be $2.50 to get on the boat. Okay, let me see. Burn the boats. Originated 1519, when Spanish explorer Ernan Cortez ordered his ships to be scuttled. How was that? That's perfect. What was his first name? Innes?

No. Ernan. Arnaan. Ernon Cortez. Cordes. Orde. Order his ships to be scuttled after landing in Mexico. The crew was exhausted after a long journey, and he wanted to motivate them to succeed in the new land.

he destroyed the ship. I'd have been so pissed at her nan Cortez if he burned my boat and didn't tell us if all of a sudden I come back and my boat's burnt I'm pissed. I'm fighting with the Aztex. I have turned teams. You did what? I loved that boat. Right. He was a conquistador. That's what I said. Oh. Yeah. He destroyed the ships to remove the option of a hasty retreat if things got difficult. This sent a clear message to his men that there was no turning back. The phrase burn the boats is a strategy that involves fully committing to cause to achieve the goals. his strategy works, he conquered the Aztec Empire two years later. Hernan Cortez.

Man, it's sort of like when you go into business and you sell your house and you live on on buddy's couch just because you're like, you know what? I'm all in. That you're burning your boat. I was thinking like when my kids, they get mad and stuff and they're like, you're such a mean dad. Look, I burn the boat. We're in this together.

That makes no sense. That made no sense. I mean, hit lunchbox is barely crossed. No, no, I get hit. No, but yeah. But at that point, you can go live with your parents. you, there's a lot of options other than to sleep on the couch of your friend. Right?

When you burn the boats, you're there. You've got nowhere to go. Yeah. You can also go buy another house. Lunchbox is the 2020. His is close. Thank you. Eddie's is stupid.

No, no, check it out. Check it out. I don't even understand Eddie's. Yeah, so, like, your kids are all mad. Like, I wish I had different parents. You know, like, they say stuff like that. Like, they've, I don't think they've ever told me that yet, but I'm sure it's coming at some point because I told my parents that.

And then you tell them, like, look, I burn the boat. We're in this together. There's no, you're not going anywhere. Yeah, you're not going anywhere. I killed your mom. I'm your dad. I feel like honestly the only way that that works. That's what burned the boat feels like I killed your mom.

You're stuck with me. You're right. That's not weird. Mom's just dead now. Hey, son. Hey kids, I burn the boat. Go look in the other room. That's right.

What do I say your mom and I burn the boat? What? Like, they can't leave anyway. It doesn't. They say that though. They're just like, I'm going to run away. Don't fight for this one. It doesn't make sense.

I'm just trying to find a way to use it because I like that. There are many. ways to use it, but that's not one. Yeah, when they say, I'm going to run away, you can't say your boat is burned. Yeah, where? Unless you literally, though, literally don't have a boat to go anywhere. You literally buy them a boat and burn it. And then you burn it in front of them.

Check it out. It's in the backyard. You like that? I just burn the boat. I mean, yeah, you could like take them fishing. And burn the boat. And then. Drow them?

What the way? No. When have you used it? Like, I want to use that. I don't know. All in. Like, if you're all in on something. Like, you burn the boat.

roulette table. Yep. I'll burn the boat. All right, guys, I'm all in. We're burning the boat. No. All in. All in works.

All of your money in then in that scenario? In the roulette. Burning the boat would mean you've even sold your flight. You've even seen, you can't even go home. What about when we, you sold your car. I don't know if I do that. There's no going back.

When you moved us all to Nashville, we sort of burned the boat. We did burn the boat. There was no going back. We could have come back. No, no. I couldn't because I sold any. He told us. All my syndication that I had built with my own money.

I sold it all to the company. It was done. I could not get it back. He said this better work. Had we had it failed, I had burned the boats. There was no going back because what they, all those markets that I had and had gotten myself, the company, because I wasn't and we weren't. But they gave him to Elvis, Duran because he was, he was the big pop show. We were the like little show that could.

And so, but it was like, we're going to Nashville, burning the boats. I sold the whole thing. That's a baller. It's not because it was scary as crap. I never hated it. Yeah. Well, burning the boat is scary. I'm going to use it one day.

You've tried like three times. I know, it's not working yet. Still work in progress. Okay. I think that could be it. I'm looking at my list here. Burn the boat on this one. Stop, stop.

Okay. It's not working. That wasn't bad because we're not going back on this one. This post show is done. We're going to burn the boat on this one. That just means we finished. Yeah, there's no going back. We can go back.

We could finish and turn it right back on. Dang it. Morgan, what are you looking up over there? Oh, nothing. I was just shaking my head. You're bored like I am? Cool. We're done?

Are we good? Yeah, I'm good, man. Amy, have four things? I do. Go ahead. What is it? Well, if you want to relax, I have like a nine-minute exercise that I have this guest come on and join me, and she walks us through this relaxation thing.

Is it called taking a nap? No, but like if you're just feeling like you need a reset for the day, and it's like if you can't quite get into meditation, like this, might be a thing for you. And so I do a little thing. I share something that was going on in my life this week. And then she hops on and guides us through the nine minute exercise. Check out four things with Amy Brown.

Remind me tomorrow. Okay. And we'll have to do it on the post show. And Morgan, don't say anything about this to anybody in this room because this will be a tease for them too. Morgan dated a stripper. That's all I'm going to say. Oh, my goodness. Morgan dated a stripper.

The one that came in last year. We're not saying, I'm not saying anything about it. Wow. This is not some play on words. Santa. This is not. Like a wood stripper. Like he strips wood.

Correct. This is not one of those. Yeah, because the last one was, um, that was definitely clickbait. This is not, what was the last one? Oh, she cheated. Oh, you got it. But here's the thing. She dated a stripper.

There's no joke. It's not a joke. It's not a, it's not a, uh, clickbait. She dated a stripper. I'm actually like I don't care of it. And now, and now. Oh my gosh. Did she go out with Thunder.

I'm not saying anything until tomorrow. We'll do it in the post. Amy. We'll do it in the post show tomorrow. But Morgan Day is a stripper. And that's all I'm going to say. I will say no more. Thank you.

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