The Bobby Bones Show - Happy 4th! Amy Regrets a Gift for Her Son + Our Truths That Sound Like A Lie + Easy TV Theme Songs Game

Episode Date: July 3, 2020

Amy talks about a gift her son got that is now driving her a bit crazy. We each tell stories that sound like a lie but are actually true. We play a round of the Easy TV Theme songs game. Have a safe,... fun 4th of July! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:54 So let's do the citizenship quiz. Write your answers down, Amy, lunchbox, producer Eddie. I have 10 U.S. questions. If you miss it, you're eliminated. This is just the worst. I love America, by the way. Me too. I would like to just.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Start off by saying we love America. All the way. Red, white and blue. Red, white, and blue. That's what I bleed. Every day. Are you ready? Question number one.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Grateful to be here. Yep. What's the name of the national anthem? Easy. What's the name of the national anthem? I'm in. I'm in for the win. Star Spangled Banner.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Lutch Vox? Star Spangled Banner. Eddie? Star Spangled Banner. Okay, good. Everybody gets that one. Who is considered to be the father of our country? I'm in.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I'm in for the win. I'm in. Eddie? George Washington. George Washington. George Washington. You're all right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:52 That's level super elementary. Let's go to the league first grade, though. Oh, boy. Okay. The first ten amendments to the Constitution is called what? I'm in. I'm in for the win. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I'm in. Lunchbox. Bill of Rights. Ready? Declaration of Independence. Wow. We'll repeat the question again? No, you've already missed it.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I'm pretty sure I don't know. Bill of Rights. Oh, brother. You've been eliminated. Wow. You're not a citizen. I do love America, though. No.
Starting point is 00:04:31 It's okay that you don't. Adios. Whoa. Wow. Oh, wow. Back to Mexico. Damn. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Really? Okay. What do the stripes of the American flag represent? What do the stripes on the American flag represent? flag represent I'm in for the win The colonies Amy
Starting point is 00:04:59 The 13 colonies Nice Eddie I'm so disappointed I know I knew that one No stop it I'm just saying Just saying They didn't say 10 commandments
Starting point is 00:05:09 What piece of land Did the United States buy from France in 1803 What piece of What state again? We're in like fourth grade now What piece of land Did the United States Did the United States buy from France in 1803? United States buy from France in 1803.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Okay. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox? I put Louisiana, also known as Louisiana Purchase. Amy? Louisiana. Wow. I would have accepted any of that.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Louisiana territory, Louisiana, Louisiana Purchase. Okay. Wow, good for you guys. Thank you. Yeah, who'd that? How many U.S. senators are there? This is the U.S. citizenship test. In.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Got them. Please. How many U.S. senators are there? Amy jumping in quick. Maybe as an intimidation tactic, it's our lunchbox left. Oh, let's see. How do you do as senators? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:06:13 What is the other one called? No, don't talk about stuff. I'm in for the win. Amy. 100. Lunchbox. Oh, there's only 50 states, so you got 50 senators. Well, one of you's right.
Starting point is 00:06:28 It's me. I know. I know it's me. I know it's one. Well, why wouldn't you have one from each? State. Because you have two for me. Why? Amy is the winner. You get to be the most citizen of all.
Starting point is 00:06:43 So in the House, though, it's all based on, like, you get more people, like in Congress. Yes. Those are representatives. Right, the representatives. Then Senators you get two. Like, California has more people in House of Representatives than somewhere like Arkansas, where I'm from. Right. So who's in the House of Representatives if it's not a senator? Is it just a member of Congress? Congressman and women? That's just what they're called?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yeah. Like, shout out. I had a, like in Atlanta, I had a congresswoman that was helping me get my kids. She was super nice. The house is population-based, and that is also based on the census. So when they do census, this is why it's important.
Starting point is 00:07:21 So I say like California, like I said, we have more people in the house than Arkansas. However, every state gets to. It doesn't matter the population. Rhode Island gets two, and so does Texas. Senators. So do we elect those people, the senators? Everything's elected.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yeah. Cool. I didn't know if they were appointed. No, judges are appointed on a federal level. A lot of judges are appointed. Some are elected. I'm going to check out who my senators are.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Okay. Come on. Apologize to them. Amy, you are the one tonight. Thank you. Hey, don't forget, if you have animals and fireworks are going off, like, take care of them. They're going to be scared.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Don't leave in the backyard. Just make sure that if you have pets and they're going to hear fireworks, they're taking care of, you know? Yeah. You with me? Totally. We talked about this in yesterday's show too, but, listen, Fourth of July is awesome, but for the animal sometimes, it's tough. I'll say this too about Fourth of July. The I Heart Country 4th of July barbecue is happening tonight, which is the third. So it's happening tonight. It's the I Hard Country 4th July barbecue presented by Lowe's tonight, 8-7 Central on the CW. Listen to these performers. Lauren Elena, Old Dominion, Kane Brown. So they're performing. I'm hosting
Starting point is 00:08:30 from my back, from my backyard, and Lowe's came and hooked it up and did some cool stuff. Grilled, there's a grill, it's cool. What was cool too was, they made a bunch of fake food for it, except it wasn't fake food, it was real food. Oh. So they grilled a bunch of food, and then I got to eat it. Oh, that's perfect.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Yeah. I have to pay for it either. So you'll see that. Yeah, everybody's going to be home. So 4th of July, most of us stand home, watch the show. It'll be on tonight, the IHart Country, 4th of July barbecue, presented by Lowe's tonight, 8, 7 Central, only on the CW. It's going to be fantastic.
Starting point is 00:09:04 And take care of those animals. And Eddie, don't be a hero with the firecrackers. I'll try not to. Blow a hand off. I'll be safe. All right, there you go. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University
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Starting point is 00:13:40 Do you know that comes from a serial advertisement? Well, see, yeah, marketing at its finest. Which is a lot of what we believe. Yeah, it's not science. It's cereal. Really? Same. Back in the day, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Starting point is 00:13:51 I didn't know that was a slogan. Dude, that got me my entire life. We've always just heard it and went from that to... And then what eat for breakfast? Probably that's cereal. Yeah. Which isn't actually probably the best thing. way to start your day. So here we go. The line, breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Starting point is 00:14:07 was invented in the 19th century by Seventh-day Adventist James Caleb Jackson and Harvey Kellogg to sell their new invented breakfast cereal. So guys, when you hear that, just know, that's a commercial. You're doing a commercial. Man. Dr. Oz is saying that a 2020 should be canceling breakfast rather than thinking it's the most important meal of the day. Here's what he says, because it is uncomfortable for us to think that because we've been conditioned to go breakfast, lunch, dinner, nine snacks in the middle, four coffee. You know, there are all these things that we think if we don't get, we feel different. The famous doctor told TMZ that he's going to ban it this year and that it's still an
Starting point is 00:14:43 advertising ploy. His advice is to have your first meal of the day when you're hungry rather than just having breakfast because you wake up and feel that you need to. So he's someone who says, hey, just go with what your body says more than what you're being told. For a lot of people, myself included some mornings I don't wake up and I'm not starving sometimes, especially if you eat late at night. But some people don't get hungry until midway through, like, morning, closer to lunch.
Starting point is 00:15:08 So don't eat breakfast if you're not hungry. But it is a whole, like, culture thing with us. Right. Do you get hangary? Yeah. Yeah. See, I did too. That's why I can't skip meals like that.
Starting point is 00:15:19 We don't have to skip it. You don't have to skip anything. But just be prepared. So when you're hungry, you eat thin. And you're already prepared like you have it. Don't then delay it after that because that's when the hangary sets in. But since I've been eating early as soon as I wake up, my whole life, that's just what my stomach thinks I'm going to do every day.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Yeah, but you can break that because I don't eat breakfast anymore because I intermittent fast. Yeah. Well, now I do fit 33 diet. Right, of course, of course. Especially if I have something to do where I don't eat for 16 hours, but I, you know, I have breakfast at 9. Yeah. But I wake up at 4.30. So the first couple days are pretty terrible. Right. But then in your body is like, all right, cool. I adjust pretty quickly. Your body does a lot. It like repairs itself. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:58 The body's crazy, man. It is. body crazy. Yeah. Bobby Pohn's show. On with us now is Dave Winters, who is the president of the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. We talk to Dave at least once a year. Dave, we're going to talk to you again.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Thank you for having me back on, and it's great to talk to you. You know, every year we come, we kind of reset what the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund does. So we have a lot of new listeners. Will you please explain to them what the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund is for? Absolutely. We're a national nonprofit organization that's really. raising money to build treatment centers for American military personnel suffering from traumatic brain injury and post-traumatic stress. These are injuries that afflict hundreds of thousands of service members over the last 20 years, and they have to be treated.
Starting point is 00:16:47 And if they don't get treated, they can have all sorts of terrible effect on these heroic men and women's lives. So we're building centers that are effective in treating them, and we're building a series of 10 of them. seven are already open and operating. Our eighth is about to open. That's down in Florida. And we have two more to go. I know you guys at the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund have a relationship with Napa Auto Parts. Will you tell me about that partnership?
Starting point is 00:17:11 Sure. We have a wonderful relationship with Napa Auto Parts going all the way back to 2012. Every year they run a campaign to help us raise the money that we need to build these treatment centers. And in those years, they've helped us raise over 13. million dollars. So they're really amazing, wonderful partners, and I will sing their praises forever because they really care about our country. They really care about the men and women who serve, and they put their money where their mouth is. And their store owners and their customers and their suppliers, everyone gets behind their campaign and really, really goes
Starting point is 00:17:45 all that to help this important effort. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. I love a good animal wheelchair story, and this one is a chicken. She was born disabled. She had like a slip tendon in her leg so the chicken wasn't able to walk.
Starting point is 00:18:04 It kind of had a strut. And they built the chicken a tiny wheelchair named out of like made out of plastic pipes. I'm looking at wheeling around. The chicken wheels in a wheelchair. Yeah. Do I love that? I love a good turtle or chicken wheel chair.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Me too. I love when people build it. I do too. I don't know why, but I'm also fascinated with that. Well, it's just people getting creative and being like and doing something they don't have to do. Problem solving. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:26 They get easily. That's so cool. And you can play with a little. chicken friends. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there you go. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes up from Lancaster, Kentucky. A 47-year-old man was upset. His girlfriend was being arrested for possession of a controlled substance. He was like, officers, take me to jail too. They're like, sir, you've done nothing wrong.
Starting point is 00:18:49 So he went out to the car and goes, look, stolen laptop. Take me to jail. I need to support my girlfriend. Oh, my gosh. So, in a weird way, if he, He would have said, no, that's my controlled substance. Take me instead of her. That's better.
Starting point is 00:19:03 That would have been the romantic notion. But going, take me as well. You're not even putting the same cell. Nothing is going, you're not taking anything off of her. But she won't be alone there. He'll be there. At least on the ride, they may be there. I don't know how they separate men and women at jail, but.
Starting point is 00:19:18 They don't go in the same hole. Was he in recess, lunchtime, workout? None of that. None of that. It just is, and I understand his. is an initial thought. He's trying. But it is, makes no sense whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.
Starting point is 00:19:52 At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Pallusade hybrid.
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Starting point is 00:21:52 at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app-guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpliSafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's Best Customer Service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half of off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
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Starting point is 00:23:26 Number 10, can you name me? this logo right here. Google? No. Google Play? No. Can you name that one? You do too.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Yeah, good. At number 10, you didn't know. Amy. Okay, you'll know this one. Number nine. Amazon. Yeah. Number eight.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Adidas. Good. Nice. I'm surprised. This was only number seven. Ready? Facebook. Yeah, the blue circle with the
Starting point is 00:23:58 F in it. You would think that'd be one, two, or three. Yeah. Number six, Google. Yeah, good. This is why you should have watched the show sometimes. Right. Holding it up here. Starbucks. Good, at five. And Eddie had picked Nike as number one. It's actually at number four. Number three. Look at this one here. This is the logo for number three. Oh, that's Coke. Coca-Cola, right? Yeah. It's not written them back in my sheet, so I'm just assuming that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:24:27 McDonald's. Good, number two. And the number one logo before I show it is. Oh, of course. Apple. Mm-hmm. Number one. Pepsi just missed the top 10. Disney at 13, Ford at 15, and Instagram at 17. And so those are the most recognizable logos in America. Do you have a favorite logo? I mean, I love Adidas. Or one that makes you go, like, I love Apple. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:52 So I like the Apple logo. Because I see it, I'm like, ah, it's my people. I love the three stripes on shoes, on pants, on jackets. It's Adidas, so. The YouTube one was tough, though. That was for me. I thought, well, sometimes on my Google play, kind of I hit play. I even Netflix through my mind of hit play.
Starting point is 00:25:13 It's just that triangle play. Mike, in Florida, you're on the Bobbybone show. Mike, what's happening, bud? Hey, wow, this is awesome. Hey, everybody. Just want to say hello, and how much you guys mean to my wife and I've been listening for, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:28 eight, ten years ever since we were in Virginia and it's two-year show is fantastic and you do a lot for everybody and I wanted to say that you know everyone calls and says something about somebody but I think Eddie is a very underrated person and part of the show I think he's just my guy
Starting point is 00:25:44 I like hearing Eddie all the time. Why do you think Eddie is underrated or let me ask you this why do you like Eddie? No disrespect to anybody else but Eddie just you know he seems to know a lot about music and you know he's a calm guy I'm married with two kids now, and he's a guy that is, you know, everyone talks to you about, you know, being married and, you know, I have kids.
Starting point is 00:26:05 And, you know, he's just, he's just cool. I just like, I like everything about him. We should do. Hey, Raymondo, can you grab me some, like, slow piano music? Make it real, like, emotional. Well, no, let's just do an introspective of Eddie for a second. Eddie is a Hispanic fella. That's right.
Starting point is 00:26:21 From South Texas. That's right. Seven miles north of Mexico. Born and raised. Musician. Mm-hmm. Singer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:30 How long you've been married? About to be 15 years. What do you think is the strongest thing about? What do you think is like your biggest, most strongest trait quality? Ooh. I don't know. You know, people say like I'm kind of like the life of the party. Not in the sense of like I bring like, yeah, let's party.
Starting point is 00:26:51 But like people always say just when you're around, it's like it feels like there's a party going on. I will say that you are very pleasant to be around. Yeah. Like you're... Positive and happy. Very positive. Very happy, yes. Like a... You like to have a good time.
Starting point is 00:27:05 I do. I will say Eddie and I, Eddie's one of my best friends. And that he... I'm very much type A. And he is very much, in a good way, type B. And that's why I think we worked together so well. You did television for a long time? I did.
Starting point is 00:27:18 That's how we, you and I met. That's kind of like the whole producer. Like, I was television producer for a long time. And on this show, you are basically the same thing. visual audio producer. No, no, video producer. Anything else about Eddie we want to share? Oh, yeah, this is the moment to shine and highlight.
Starting point is 00:27:35 For our new listeners, Eddie's our video producer. He's got two kids of his own. He's got two foster kids. He's one half of the raging idiots. Yeah, he's funny. Oh, yeah. I think he's the quickest, like the wittiest person here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Behind you, you're really witty. Oh, and he can do really great impressions. Oh, yeah. He can nail it. That's true. Like, Luke Bryan. Yeah, hey y'all. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:56 And that was right off the cup. Jake Owen. Just like that. What's up, dude? Eric Church. How you doing, Amy? Bill Cosby. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Poodoo! Jello pudding, but... Yeah. All right, this has been an introspective into Eddie. Yes, yes. Oh, thank you. Mike in Florida, I appreciate that call. You got it.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Thank you. And you know, Andy's bald like me, which I appreciate as well. Oh, and that's right. Oh, he also relates to you not having hair. He relates to you not having a lot of hair. Oh, yeah, it's good. Thank you, man. What do you think about him bringing that up?
Starting point is 00:28:25 I mean, it's it's, it's. part of life. We're cool with it, right? I mean, it's just what happens to the best of us. Absolutely. Okay. You know, people used to, I'm a golfer, so people would come into a golf place, they'd be like, you know, sorry, you know, I don't want to buy you anymore. I'll get out of your hair. And I used to be like, hey, get out of my hair. What's that supposed to me? Is that a ball joke? You know, I make them feel bad about that, but that was funny. Well, I appreciate that, Mike. You allowed us to an introspective into Eddie, which you've never done before. So, have a good morning. Tell your wife, we said hello. All right. All right, bye-bye.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I knew we were going to come on today and do this bit about what you gave your son. And I didn't know what it was. But now when I, because I was talking to Mighty this morning and she was like, did you know what Amy gave her something like a clapper? And it was like a clapper. Is that one of those from like the 80s? Clap on. Clap off.
Starting point is 00:29:06 The clapper. Yeah. So he really had one of these? Yeah. But then also, Stashear, I thought it was cool. So then we ordered more. So then we have. Your house is loaded with clappers?
Starting point is 00:29:16 Yes. But it started with the gift from our friend. So wait, tell me how does this even work. So you plug it into an outlet. Yes. And then. So hold on me. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:29:23 So you plug something into the clapper. the clapper into the outlet. Is that right? The clapper itself isn't a plugs in it. So that way when you plug it into the outlet, you don't lose plugs. Then you plug the product into it that you want to turn on and off, whether it's a light or a sound machine or a fan. What if you clap and multiple clappers hear it? Is multiple stuff go off? Well, I guess if you have clapper in multiple rooms, but you can set the clapper to two claps or three claps. So if you do two claps, then the two clap clapper will go off. And then if you set it to three, then the other one. But Stasheera has one in her room. and Stevenson and his, and their rooms are kind of close.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And Stevenson likes to run back and forth between the rooms and, like, clap. He just likes watching all the stuff go on and off. So he claps. Then he would run to Stasheiro's room, clap. And then he likes to make her mad. She'll turn her fan on. Like, she was going to bed the night before. This started the trouble.
Starting point is 00:30:14 She's going to bed the night before. She clapped on her fan. She wanted to sleep with it. And he would go, sneak up to her door and go, and then her fan would turn off. And he just thought it was the funniest thing. And she would be so mad. and she would clap it back on.
Starting point is 00:30:27 So anyway, he got the clappers taken away till Saturday. So he gets them back tomorrow. We can see if you can be more responsible with them. But once they started affecting, like getting out the door on time, no more clapper. It sounds like a punishment from 1989. We took your clappers away. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:44 I remember seeing Clappers as seen on TV like years ago. But they're fun. And you can get them on Amazon now. And they just send them. And so we've been having fun with the clapper. But I worry, like when I was in third grade, my friends house burned down because their lamp timer went off. And that was something that was plugged in, then plugged into the lamp, and then a timer. And I know it's a little bit different, but I get worried having stuff, all this stuff plugged in and then plugged in and then plugged in and then plugged in and then plugged in and then plugged in and then if something's going to spark and then it's been mostly because of some sort of electrical.
Starting point is 00:31:24 short, more so than someone dropping something on fire. Right. So, yeah, that's the drama in our house right now. You know, if that's the drama. I know, I'll take it. Life's good. Yeah, you're living pretty good. Right, I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. But, yeah, just, you know, something fun if you want to get that. And it was a cute gift idea, too. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:31:42 With lunchbox. Say, I home there's something good. Javier Solis is 16 years old. He's an uncle. He's walking with his three nieces to the store. When they're in the crosswalk and a car runs the stop. And he's like, oh no, I got to save these girls' lives. And he shoves all three nieces out of the way. And boom, he gets hit by the car. Dang.
Starting point is 00:32:05 So what happened to him? I guess he's okay. He's in the hospital with skull fractures and some broken bones. But he is alive and the nieces are alive. All right, that's a good one. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Let's go over to Amy and get her morning corny. Let's go. The Morning Corny. What are the strongest days of the week? What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. Oh, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Boy, Eddie thinks that's the funniest thing. That's very weak. That's not strong. That was the morning corny. The Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable private nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the
Starting point is 00:33:17 status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path to, forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of
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Starting point is 00:36:33 a BMW Z4 How do we get to normal people here Here we go David Beckham A Ford Escort Not bad Normal person Leo DiCaprio A Ford Mustang
Starting point is 00:36:45 His first car was His first car was a 1969 Ford Mustang Okay that's like a That's really cool Well yeah he went from Mustang Oh that's cool to a hard flex 19609 469
Starting point is 00:36:53 Correct Ed Sharon's was a mini Cooper Nice So honey now A little car I went and looked at a lot of those I was going to buy one of them I was so pumped
Starting point is 00:37:05 I was like I'm going to get me a mini Cooper I ended up not They were big at one point I loved them I thought they were so cool My first car was a 1991 Subaru I got for about 300 bucks It cost me just so much to keep it up
Starting point is 00:37:17 What color? Red Always red Yeah That car was awesome It wasn't my best My best was probably the Pontiac Sunfire I had that 200,000 miles
Starting point is 00:37:26 That thing was a monster Sunfire Yeah. But that Subaru was because I got to put my weed her in the back seat when I was going in weed eating yards. That was mine. In 91 Subaru. You? I was in 1985 Ford Bronco, like full size.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Red as well. That's a pretty baller one though. Yeah, I pulled it up. I still want to find it. That's what she looked like. That would be cool to drive now. Yes. Did you ever take the top off of it?
Starting point is 00:37:53 The top. I don't, well, I don't know. If it came off, I never took it off. But yeah, no. But I miss it. And I regret selling it and I I want to find it, but That exact one or that model?
Starting point is 00:38:05 Oh, I'd love to find the exact one. I mean, but who knows the condition it's in now? What is it again? A 1985 for Bronco, Eddie Bauer. Oh, dang. Oh, Eddie Bauer. I don't know what that means. Like, the seats were different.
Starting point is 00:38:18 It literally means nothing. There was just like embroidered trees on the seat, on the seats or something. I just remember they were like colorful trees like stitched in. Lunchbox? I had a 1884. Mazda RX7, no air conditioning, no power steering. Woo, bought it for $1,200.200.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I had to working at the grocery store for eight months, saving every paycheck. Wow. Morgan number two, first car? It was my mom's Volvo XC90, so whatever she had, this Volvo, like, kind of mom's soccer car. She passed it down to you? Yeah. Did you love it? I did, but she got in a car accident on my 16th birthday, so I didn't get it until, like, a year later.
Starting point is 00:38:57 because it had to be like fixed and everything. So it took me a while to get my first car. Ramundo, audio guy? Yeah, Grand Prix GT, 1998. Had it murdered out on the windows, racing, stripe white went on the front. Your first car was all that? It's pretty dope.
Starting point is 00:39:12 I had to share it with my brother. We were twins. So, split in half. And how did you guys manage that sharing a car? You actually didn't get his driver's license. I don't think until he was 21. So he just rode with me the whole time. On the phone is,
Starting point is 00:39:27 Marissa in Pennsylvania. Hey, Marissa, how are you? Hey, morning studio. Morning. I love that. I had a question for all of you. I know you guys are super early, like, morning births. I have a hard time getting up for work in the morning, so I have no idea how I'll do it. I just graduated in May, an actual-time job, and I have a pretty late back job, so we just kind of like go in any time. This is the long as we make our eight hours in, and I just always end up going in for nine and I wouldn't be there earlier
Starting point is 00:40:01 so I was saying if you guys had any tips for me. Well, yeah, I can give you a tip of someone who's not a morning person. I do not like waking up in the morning. I'm a night owl. And since I've been 22, I've been doing mornings. By the way, I never wake up in the morning and go, oh, what a beautiful morning! Every morning I wake up is like this.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Oh, are you kidding me? Roll out of bed and then I have my little routine that I go through. my routine is a bit of what gets me into the right place in the morning, so I would build a routine. But I also, if you're not a morning person, you will never be a morning person. That doesn't mean you can be a functioning morning person. What I've gotten better at is being a better performer while not feeling good.
Starting point is 00:40:40 I'm being honest with you. I'm not even awake right now. I'm not even awake yet. Give me another hour. I'll be good. But for me, just in general, not just morning,
Starting point is 00:40:48 even sick or tired, you know, you can actually get better while feeling your worse, which elevates you when you're feeling your best. So as long as you realize that you're never going to feel that great, you just get up, you build your routine, you go through it. That's what I have. And not put the pressure on yourself to become a morning person
Starting point is 00:41:08 just to become a morning performer. There's a difference. Amy's definitely a more of a morning person than I am, but not, I wouldn't say you're a, if I'm a two at a 10. But our morning is so early. Like, I could be a morning person if I woke up at like 630 or 7 in the morning. Sure. I'd be like, it's a beautiful morning.
Starting point is 00:41:24 But our morning is different to where I have to have, yeah, I quit pressing snooze a long time ago or maybe like a year and a half, two years ago. And that helped me tremendously. If you're not a morning person, like you don't make it worse by pressing snooze. But that's hard because you want to get that extra rest. I know, but it's not worth it. The key is to get up and get into your routine, even if it hurts. Yes. I would say if I'm a two, you're a five.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Sure. I would say oddly, Eddie's a morning person. Oddly. But I'm not. I'm like you. When we have days off, like if we have a week off, I'm waking up at. A week off's tough. 10 p.m.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Oh, I'm not. I cannot handle that feeling. I'll sleep until 10. What? That's driving crazy. Give me three days on vacation. I will sleep till noon. And then I'll be miserable for two weeks after that.
Starting point is 00:42:04 But okay, here's my advice. My final advice, Marissa. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. It's never going to feel great. You'll never be a morning person ever. But that doesn't mean you can't be a morning performer.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Get up and get started. Build your routine. And for me, it's I wake up, I do my nasal spray. I walk right to the kitchen. I wake up. Turn a TV. on. We'll watch all the news, but I go right to the kitchen. Do my nasal sprays. I do my first thing of five metamusal. I do what? I'm just sharing my life. I know. I do that take a couple other supplements.
Starting point is 00:42:38 I do all this. I grab my thing out of the fridge and I walk back to my bedroom. By that point, step one is over. Then I get my computer up. And by the time I'm step five, I'm like, all right, I'm ready to go. Build your routine. Get your butt to work. You'll be so happy when your day ends earlier because you started earlier. There you go. Not the best answer. but practical. Very, I'm very pragmatic. Good luck with your dog. I don't know if she has a dog.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I do. All right, there you go. There you go. All right. Thank you. Have a good morning, okay? All right. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:43:09 You as well. Bobby Bow. Coming from the Bass Pro Shops and Cabella Studio on Music Row. It's the Bobby Bone show. Five unwritten rules. You should be following every single day, but you aren't. I've read over these. I'll go over them with you, Amy.
Starting point is 00:43:21 You haven't heard them yet. Can I get a drum roll, Raymond, Ramoendo. Number five. RSVP, even if you can't make the party, replying no, because that way they don't account for you. Yeah. Do you do that? Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Oh, good for you. I don't. You just ignore it. Are you RSVP if you're going, but that's it. For sure, RSVP if I'm going. And a lot of times I don't know, so I just kind of leave it, but I should be better at that. I don't do that.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Okay. Sometimes there's a maybe button. Yeah. I should be more deliberate in saying I'm not coming if I'm not. Point one check in the bad category for me, but I'm going to get better. Life's about learning. Yes. I just learned something.
Starting point is 00:44:01 I should do that. Okay, number four. If you borrow something, don't let someone else borrow it from you. Yeah, no. I know that rule. You? I don't borrow things. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:11 I'm afraid. I don't ever want to have something and not be able to give it back. And sometimes accidents happen, so I don't try not to borrow it. You lend things out, though. All the time. And then never expect to get it back. Oh. Because that's just how it be something.
Starting point is 00:44:23 times. Sweet. I remember that. You know what Andy does all the time. What? It doesn't matter what I wear. If he likes it, he'll go like, you're going to wear that again?
Starting point is 00:44:36 Even if he knows I'm going to wear it a bunch of times because Eddie is now the guy that gets a lot of it. Yeah, you've started giving him your clothes. Hand me downs. But so it's to the point, ridiculous stuff where he knows I'm not going to give it away, but it's like, hey, how much you like that shirt? But Bobby, sometimes you do a thing where you give something to someone
Starting point is 00:44:52 and you think you let them borrow it. but you gave it. I don't think that's true. That happened with my George straight shirt. No, I didn't give it to you. Yes, you did. It happened one time, not some time. And he's like, you're often known for this.
Starting point is 00:45:03 No, I do it. One time I let you borrow my George straight shirt. But what do you do when you borrow lend things out to people? You just don't expect to get it back because you gave it to me. Okay. Number three, only suggest to split the check
Starting point is 00:45:16 evenly, even if you ordered way lesser expensive stuff on the menu. Meaning if you and I go to dinner, Let's say I order four steaks and you have one piece of lettuce. Yeah. And we're splitting the check. You still split the check down the middle. That's the rule?
Starting point is 00:45:30 That's the rule. Oh, okay. I would say I abide by that. As a matter of fact, I try to go, let me get it. The whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. That way it just eliminates the awkwardness.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Yeah. Number two, do not swipe left or right if someone shows you a photo on their phone. I mean, don't go to the roll. Yeah. Oh, I'll do that like crazy. If it's a close friend, I'll do that like crazy. If it's somebody I don't know, I don't really grab people's phones and look at stuff anyway. I have them show me with them because I don't want to drop their phone.
Starting point is 00:45:59 It's like sometimes listen to say, hey, can we get a picture? Let's do a selfie and they'll hand me their phone. And I'd be like, no, no, no, you take. Not because I don't want to touch their phone. But two, I don't want to drop their phone. Because then I'm responsible for paying for the thing for breaking. Yeah. I had to teach Stevenson this one the hard way.
Starting point is 00:46:15 What? Oh, he had someone's phone and he swiped and he saw stuff. Whose phone? And what do you see? I don't want to talk about it. Was it a girl? I'm going to say who. That's a guy.
Starting point is 00:46:25 What? I'm going to tell you, I don't have a single picture of my dingo. You shouldn't. You say that then I, he, Stevenson started dying laughing. He laughed. I mean, if you're nine. Of course he laughed. I'd be terrified.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I would laugh too. I think, I would probably laugh and I think the phone was hot. Get it out of my hands. So I go over and then I'm like, what do you doing? And I'm like, oh my God. gosh and then I'm like my eyes my eyes I will never unsee that and now I'm picturing it now the guy wow was it Steve mokler? I think of all our guy friends Steve muller Eric Pazle?
Starting point is 00:47:04 Was it Walker Hayes? No. No but I mean we had to have a long talk with him now that you don't go through people's phones will you tell me off the air yeah okay um so don't do that don't swipe left or right And then finally don't want up someone when they finish telling you a story by telling one of your own. Yeah. But what if your story is really good? Agree. Sometimes if I have a good story, I'll buy my tongue and not say it.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Just save it. Yeah. Or bring it up way later. Hey, you know when you were talking about so-and-so earlier? That's a thing, too. Yeah. Check this out. You think that was good.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I can't wait to know. I know. Okay. Yeah. Is he famous? No. Oh, boy. Was it Al Dean?
Starting point is 00:47:58 Was it Jason Aldine's Pee? Tell the truth. He's not saying anything. I can't even look at you right now. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is out there. dated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU,
Starting point is 00:48:27 academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day fill epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed
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Starting point is 00:49:41 Including standard 100 watt USBC ports. Available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard pass. passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-314-4603 for complete details. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees. no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
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Starting point is 00:52:02 shined a flashlight into the Oswego River and yelled to the other officers, there's someone in the water. All I did was hear screams. So there was a young woman fighting to stay alive. Officers threw a floating ring to the woman, yelled for her to grab it, she didn't respond.
Starting point is 00:52:20 So the officer at night said, I got to go in. Took off his belt, which is, by the way, if he jumps him with that belt, may sink him. Takes off his boots, his bulletproof vest, and then he climbed over the railing and jumped in the dark, the cold, and grabbed the woman. Wow. Is that crazy? Yeah. Her whole body was starting to go under when he jumped in, she said.
Starting point is 00:52:41 So he grabbed her. She was 20 years old and pulled her back to the surface, raised her hands above her head. And that was it. There was no dock, but the officers flipped a grate down to the river and then climbed on it and pulled her out. The river was 42 degrees. Oh, my goodness. Crazy. And he never really saw her until he got close down there.
Starting point is 00:52:59 So let me shout out to him. And I want to say his name right here. Officer Daniel Ballone. So let us shout out to you. That's what it's all about right there. That's Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good. There's a tweet that said, what's a story about you that sounds fake?
Starting point is 00:53:19 but is actually true. And so Mike D has made a list of my top five things that people think might be fake but are actually true. All right. You come up with this yourself. Yep. At number five. Have never smoked a cigarette, had a drink of alcohol,
Starting point is 00:53:35 or said I love you to someone you've been in a relationship with. It's pretty hot. It's pretty unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds fake for sure. I guess that's such an integral part of my life. I don't feel like it's fake.
Starting point is 00:53:46 But okay, if I met somebody in my age who'd never smoke a cigarette or drink, alcohol or I need to really get out there, huh? Dang, hearing that out loud, it kind of stinks. Number four. You once rode in an elevator with Prince. I did randomly. He was playing.
Starting point is 00:54:00 There was a secret show in Austin, and I get in the elevator, and Prince is, and the guy's like, don't look at Prince. Like, don't bother Prince. I was like, I'm not, wasn't. He was so small, too. That's right.
Starting point is 00:54:10 It was legit. We only went on one floor, though. I wish it was like 30 floors. Yeah, there's only one floor because the place was small. You didn't look at him at all? I did, but I didn't stay. but I didn't stare at him.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Wow. But I did walk in, I was like, oh, wow. Okay, number three, these are the things people would not believe about me. Go ahead. You went into Dancing with the Sarge with zero dance experience, had the lowest odds to win, and were crowned the champion. I think in a couple years, that story will be more unbelievable than it is now because it's only a year out, and we all saw it.
Starting point is 00:54:37 We all were a big part of that. Yeah. Sometimes I have that mirror ball in my house. It's not in the living room, but if you walk to my bedroom, it's right on the edge of the hallway and have it on a little pedestal. Every once in a while I'm still kind of in shock That one, I was even allowed on that show And the two that I want
Starting point is 00:54:52 Like I want a reality show That is still crazy to me And I want a reality show Not like Survivor Which I think I'd probably be good at But a dance show When I never danced Crazy
Starting point is 00:55:04 Number two, Mike D, things that are true But sound fake about me You once owned the trademark For the slogan Make America Great Again And got Donald Trump to write a check To St. Jude to have it back I've actually been there
Starting point is 00:55:15 when I've heard you tell people that and they're like, no, no way. They do not believe you. It's not the best story. It's a real painful point. I mean, I'm not being funny here. It was not a good experience. I bet I did own Make America Great again. Did you see it and then get the trademark?
Starting point is 00:55:32 How did that happen? No one had it. And it was just available? Yeah. It was not a good experience. Man. And all I was wanted was a check for charity. It was not a good experience.
Starting point is 00:55:42 But yes, that is a story that I will write about on a book at some point. Yeah. but I have never told outwardly publicly. Not a good story. But yes, unbelievable. And the number one story
Starting point is 00:55:53 about me, my idea that sounds fake that is actually true. Go ahead. You once got fined $1 million by the FCC. There it is. For sure, I thought I was getting fired.
Starting point is 00:56:05 This is, how long ago was that? Three years ago? More than that. Four years ago? Maybe. Whenever I did write about that in my first book,
Starting point is 00:56:12 I was like, well, don't want to say too many other things still could get fined. So Google it. Yeah, I find a million dollars by the FCC. That was a tough one for all of us.
Starting point is 00:56:21 I remember having to be deposed by lawyers. Oh, it was tough. I was just so embarrassed that I let people down that had taken a chance on this show and me. Here we are, though. We're still here. Amy, what's the one thing about you that's true, but sounds fake? I share a relative with George Strait. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:56:43 My uncle. Well, my uncle was manager of his ranch. but like George's middle name is Harvey. He's George Harvey Straight. And my dad is Harvey Clifton Moffitt. And whoever that Harvey is, they were both named after the same Harvey in South Texas. He was a judge. And like I'm related to him and then George is related to him.
Starting point is 00:57:05 But it's not like legit enough to where I would ever feel comfortable like bringing it up. Because George. No, it's not. Like I don't. You do 23 and me and you're like you and George Strait. Maybe. But it just doesn't seem real when I really think about it. it, but I mean, that's how some of my family, like, knows him.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Lunchbox, the thing about you that is real, but people think's fake. Oh, when I was 17 years old, me and a few friends, we made up a story, and we went on the Jerry Springer show because it was the biggest show on TV, and we had dreams and aspirations to make it on that stage, and we went on there, and we were a hit. Holy crap, he did, and he looked like a 12-year-old, too. That's crazy. Yeah. Morgan number two, what about you?
Starting point is 00:57:44 Morgan number two is our head of digital, 26 years old. What about you is real what people think would be fake? I swam with penguins and they tried to eat my bathing suit. Where did you swim with penguins? I entered like a raffle for this animal charity and I won it. So I got an experience to swim with African penguins. Where was this? It was back in which shot.
Starting point is 00:58:05 It's at like a zoo that's there. And yeah. They attacked you? Yeah, I had like this bathing suit on because they didn't really tell you what to wear. And so I had these little beads on the. bathing suit and they just kept coming at me and those little suckers beaks hurt so bad. Punch them. No, I just like, I was so scared.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Raymundo, last one, Ramundo is in our glass room. He looks like Joey from Friends kind of, like Mark Ruffalo meets Joey from Friends. What do you think? Yeah, when I was younger, I fell out of a shopping cart and bit off my tongue. So for a couple days, I didn't have a tongue. And it grew back. Though, they sewed it back on. You can see the mark if you ever want to.
Starting point is 00:58:45 I'll take a look at that. But you bit off your tongue. Yeah. And they saved it? Yeah, a couple days later. They put it on ice? Why didn't they wait so long? It was a very small town.
Starting point is 00:58:54 It's not like a hospital was there. We had to go towns over. What did you do with a tongue in the meantime? In the pocket. Yeah, my mom held on to him. They were able to put it back on him. So for a couple days, you just didn't have a tongue. I believe it was just over 24 hours, but two days, yes.
Starting point is 00:59:09 How old were you? In a shopping cart, so I'm guessing six, seven. That's a little old for shopping. car. Okay. But so did you bite the tip of it off? Like, what part of your tongue did it? It was a whole thing so it's in the very back of my tongue. So it was my entire tongue, honestly.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Is there any pictures of this? My mom had a coat that was covered in blood. I think she took a picture of that because it was at the hospital and stuff. But I thought the hospital was like a day or two later. This one may still be fake. All right, Ramundo. Thank you for your story. That's fun.
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Starting point is 01:03:25 Bobby bone. Coming from the Bass Pro Shops and Cabela Studio on Music Row, it's the Bobby Bone show. We'll play a game now called Name that TV game show theme. Oh, wow. Okay, so these are all really easy TV game show themes. You guys can write your answers down. If you miss one, you're out. Here's an example, obviously.
Starting point is 01:03:45 That would be... Jeopardy. Amy, good? Yep. Okay. All right, here we go. I'll play you a theme to a famous TV game show. Just name the show.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Number one. I'm in for the win. Amy? Family feud. Nice. Family feud. Eddie? Family feud.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Nice. All right. Number two, name this easy TV game show theme. I'm in for the win. In. I'm in. Price is right. There you go.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Man, I've been dreaming about being on that show since I was a kid. Price is right. Eddie? That's the price is right. Next up, number three. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy?
Starting point is 01:04:55 Survivor. On Spikes. Survivor. Eddie? I have Survivor. Good. Next up. I'm in.
Starting point is 01:05:10 I'm in for the win. In. Amy. American Idol. Much? American Idol. Eddie? American Idol.
Starting point is 01:05:17 All right, let's try the next one. Oh, okay. I don't think I have it, but I'm in. I don't think I have it. I'm in for the win. Okay, let me know you have it. So we're going to go to lunchbox first. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Hollywood Squares. Eliminated. Eddie. Bachelor in Paradise. Oh my gosh. You guys. A little bit I'm insulted. I am too.
Starting point is 01:05:57 A little bit. It's dancing with the stars. Oh my goodness. Y'all must have watched a lot when Bobby was on. I did. I Instagrammed everything. Eddie would Instagram the whole show. I would only go on top of his story and it would be like all these little
Starting point is 01:06:11 white dots. Dang, how did I not get that? You said in the crowd. I know, man. When you're in the crowd, you don't hear that, really. No, every break time and watched it on the trumpet playing that song. Oh, I miss that. How many episodes did you go to? One, but I watched them all. Okay. I don't understand. Yeah, I just saw it and dance. I didn't know they played that. Play it again. Let me hear it. Amy, you are the winner. Yep. Congratulations. Thank you. You want your song? Of course.
Starting point is 01:06:42 Play the next one. See if Amy knows this one. Tough one. I don't know that I would get this either. You know that? Just take a guess. Who wants to be a millionaire? A voice. Oh, I would not. Really? I'm more of American Idol guy. Sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 01:07:08 So are we. AI all the way. Yeah. American Idol all the way. Yeah, come on. Okay. Well, Amy, congratulations. You're the winner.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Thank you. How do you feel? I feel great. I feel like I know my TV game show songs. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. I love a good animal wheelchair story.
Starting point is 01:07:27 And this one is a chicken. She was born disabled. She had like a slip. in her legs so the chicken wasn't able to walk. It kind of had a strut. And they built the chicken a tiny wheelchair, made out of plastic pipes. I'm looking at wheeling around.
Starting point is 01:07:43 The chicken wheels in a wheelchair. Yeah. I love a good turtle or a chicken wheelchair. Me too. I love one people build it. I do too. I don't know why, but I'm also fascinated with that. Well, it's just people getting creative
Starting point is 01:07:53 and being like, problem solving, yes. They get easily. That's so cool. And you can play with other chicken friends. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there you go. That's what it's all about right there. That was tell me something good
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Starting point is 01:08:15 Mom hit a lottery $78,000 jackpot because she forgot how old her kid was. You know how you pick on years and dates and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She won $78,000 because she forgot how old one of her kids was and played the wrong number.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Oh, wow. Congrats. One of her kids recently turned 20, but she forgot. She used 19 as one of her numbers, and that's what hit, $78,000. Wow. Congratulations to her. Thank you. Have a great weekend.
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