The Bobby Bones Show - Happy Easter!

Episode Date: April 14, 2017

Everyone competes in the Easter Joke-Off, Bobby’s shares his Neti Pot fun, Eddie wants to borrow Lunchbox’s lawnmower and Lindsay brags on Amy’s house! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning. Welcome to the show. by the way, tax day's coming up, and Eddie is... I'm stressing, dude. You said you were filing an extension? Yeah. But you can't file an extension to pay, I've learned. Apparently, that means that you still have to pay on April 18th or whatever the day is. You don't have to pay on April 18th, but you...

Yes, I do. Will you let me finish? Yes. You get charged interest on if you don't pay by April 18th. For every day, you had to pay a percentage. Correct. Every day. Every day?

Wow. So I'm not going to pay more money than I have to. So, dude, I'm stressing. I'm, like, collecting everywhere, trying to just looking through jars. Like, I think I can, I don't know, we're going to try to make it, but when do we, how much, how many days do we have? Well, today's 14th. Monday's 14th. Four days.

Or Saturday is 15th. 16th, Sunday. Tuesday. Oh, boy. Tax Tuesday. Oh, my goodness. You're going to tell us how much I owe? I'm stressing.

I don't know how much I owe. That's the problem. No, how do you not have this. That's how you, that's why I'm filing an extension. I don't. I got taxes like three months ago? I didn't, because I knew I didn't have the money. Who has your money?

Now, launching doesn't make sense, though. It does because now we're going to ballpark a figure that we have to pay. I could pay less than I owe. I could pay more. I don't know. Lund you be on your taxes yet? Working on it. Lange always does a big reveal, which...

It's insane. He'll probably do next week, but he reveals how much money he gets back, and he always gets back like $9,000, $11,000. A ridiculous amount. Every year he gets back... It's like, we're waiting for him to go to... jail for tax fraud. Don't encourage people to send me to jail.

Over the past five years, I bet you, total. He's pulled back 50 grand. Yes, 50, yeah, for sure. Why do I pay and he gets? Because you don't know how to play the game, man. Oh, boy. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Hit a button

because I'm not going to save us. Don't hate the player, hit the game. What's the game? Tax? Yes. Tax. Tax what? Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Nine-year-old Mason Tucker attends Rockport Elementary School.

They have a mother's son dance every year. Mom's not around. So when the mother-sand-dance rolled around, he didn't want to go. Was it going to go? Didn't have been to go with. So that's when his principal, Ms. Heuter pulled him aside. It said, hey, I'd like to go with you and kind of be your date to the mom, you know, mom's son dance. That's awesome.

Yeah, that's cool. That's really cool. So I see you to this principal and all these other principals and teachers out there making a difference. That's really, really cool. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories.

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Luckily, no injuries. If you have them, return them for a full refund. Somebody asked me if I was going to change my travel plans at all. I travel a lot because of this united, you know, where the guy gets dragged off. And then a scorpion falls on somebody's head yesterday. Yeah. I saw that. What's happening?

All I thought was, man, I mean, they're just not having a good day. I don't even think they're not even bad people. Like, really? A scorpion? The people running the company? They're not bad people. It's just, it's unfortunate things happen a lot. There were a couple of bad decisions that were made.

And I'm not even sure by who with dragging the guy off. Like company policy not right. It just wasn't, there's just not an evil villain in this. But they're getting paid a bunch of money. And the guy yesterday had two teeth knocked out, a concussion. It was like big. You mean the guy that got dragged off? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not the scorpion. I was like, whoa, that's a big scorpion. United's not having a good week. It rains and pores. People are asking me like, are you going to stop flying United? I don't fly United a lot anyway. But I wouldn't stop flying United right now because of this.

If anything, it's going to make them better. Yeah. Like, it's free candy for everybody. Well, you get free candy. Sweet turns for you. It's like Marty Grau. Whatever's like the cheapest ticket or the fastest connection, okay, United, take me.

I saw it and I fly for work and I fly Southwest all the time. Cheapest. They cattle call you, I love it. Ain't no fight about seats. But the scorpion yesterday on a unit of flight fell and stung them in. On a flight from Houston to Calgary. But what happened was it fell and it fell into a trade or something. He grabbed it to get rid of and it stung him.

I cannot even. That hurts. Yeah, it does hurt. The emergency land? No, I don't think so. On the Bobbycast, if you go to iTunes and you search Bobbycast, you can download me talking to a lot of cool songwriters. This is Luke Laird, who wrote American Kids

talking about that song with Kenny Chesney. My understanding was that Little Big Time was into it, but somebody in the camp wasn't really, like it wasn't like a full on 100%, whether it was a couple guys in the band who weren't into it or producer or label, but then it sounded like a for sure thing. They're like, we like it, you know,

but Kenny's like, I want to cut that. So as a writer, you get in these situations, and it was a little bit awkward, but, you know, it obviously worked out, And I think that Kenny really, like, when he says he wants a song and believes in it, like, I really do appreciate that if he says I'm going to cut this, he will. There you go. Story behind American kids.

That's cool. Go to iTunes and search Bobbycast. That's Luke Laird. There's one, Marin Morris, Kelsey Ballerini. It's up there. All right, time for your Friday positivity with Tell Me Something Good. All right, I got you. There's a Texas.

seven-year-old started a nonprofit calls it Mac and cheese and pancakes. He collected thousands of items and food for local kids in need. Again, only seven years old. And he started talking about it in Rockwall, Texas, and

next thing you know, 10 items, 40 items, the school starts talking about it, the communities are talking about it, 10,000 items later, and 26,000 pounds of food later, this thing's the real deal. Seven years old. Wow, that's the domino effect right there. That's awesome. Seven years old.

Amazing. Amy what do you have? Okay, so there's this teenager, and she's been battling brain cancer, but she's finally in remission, and she was super excited about going to prom, but it was with a friend that lived in another state. Well, her flight ended up getting canceled, getting canceled, all this bad weather. She didn't get to go, and she was just really let down about it, her one chance to go to prom. So her neighbors rallied together and threw a prom in the garage.

Yeah, friends and neighbors, they volunteered, decorations, hair, makeup, photos. It all came together. Wow. Lunchbox. Marilyn Harper has three little kids, and their roof got blown off by a storm. They didn't have insurance to fix it, and the story was on the news. So two good Samaritans, Daniel and Joe saw it, and they're like, man, we got to go help this lady out. Wow.

They went and put a new roof on her house. From the news? Yeah, they saw the news story. They're like, man, we've got to go do something. So they got their truck. Got some wood. Wait, they went br-brut. Yeah, and then they got some stable guns.

Wow. Put some shingles on there. Gave her a new roof. It's like you had a new life to the story. Dang. What was she like whenever she got the roof? Woo-hoo! There we go.

There is something good. Bobby boss. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are divorcing? Yeah, well... I thought they were divorced like nine times right now. They've been separated for two years and loss of stuff back and forth. Like, are they getting back together?

Are they getting back together? Nope, now it's final. Let's if they got back together. Me too. Mm-mm. I was written for those kids. I guess they can't make it. Nobody can.

Yeah, that's what I say. Dang. Yeah. That's what I thought's about a lot of people. Speaking of which my girlfriend this morning, we were, um... What? It's a weird transition. Yeah.

Go ahead. If they can't make it, nobody can't. Speaking of... She's obsessed with a netty pot and have crazy sinuses, right? Uh-huh. And so, like, she woke me out this morning. She's like, you have to netty pot before you go to work. And you stick this thing into your nose.

If you're not familiar with it, and you pour it into your nasal cavity... It's awful. And it comes out the other hole. It's crazy. I have to do it twice a day. Doctors orders, right? My doctor's orders, right? My doctor.

I mean Lindsay. And so you put this salt in it, then you put this water in it, and you really feel like you're, I don't know what it feels like to drown, because I've never drowned, okay? Let me just say that. In salt water. But it feels like you're drowning because you're just like, ugh, and it feels in your ears. I put a video up on our Facebook page of me doing it yesterday afternoon, and it had like 100,000 views and people were obsessed with it.

It reminded me when Amy brought those pimple poplar videos in. Oh, yeah. People were obsessed with me netty potting my nose. People were into like self-torture. Oh, so I did that to see. morning and then I feel okay. You feel better? Listen, I don't feel bad.

My sinuses are crushing me. I don't feel bad. You know, there's a difference. Yeah, I know. Are you watching it? You look good in the video, dude. I look rough, dude. Rough.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Janaya Twain will stop by the voice to serve as a key advisor to the top 12 artist. She's going to appear on the April 24th show, the first night of the live performances. What's the difference between a judge and advisor and a key advisor and a consultant?

They have all these things. It's like they have all these things. I know, but it's still pretty cool if you're a shnigh, Dwayne fan. Blake Shelton has finally settled a defamation lawsuit he filed against InTouch weekly back in 2015. It's from a cover story where they said he'd hit rock bottom due to out of control drinking and whatnot. According to TMZ, InTouch came through with an undisclosed amount of cash to make it all going. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skidney. Bobby Bones Show.

Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Pennsylvania. A man accidentally drove his car right into a river, all because the GPS said, turn right, even though there's water. Oh, no. Yep. He said, look, man, I didn't notice the body of water. It said, go right.

So there's his car. Right in the middle of river. What? You do with the GPS? No, you don't. You look with your eyeballs. Oh, man. I'm lunchboxed.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Come on, y'all. I was talking a few days ago about how dumb these celebrity promposals are. Yeah. Or someone gets online and like, Dear Scarlett Johansson, I would love for you to go to prom with me. And then they feel guilty, and they have to say yes. Yeah, and everyone around the, I was going to say the world, but I don't know about the world is like, oh, I wonder what the celebrity is going to say. They're mean if they say no.

So I was like, we have to stop. Uh-huh. Because it's putting these... Emma Stone, I think, was the last one. Yes. And she was like, I'm in London, I can't, or I would. You kind of look like Ryan Gosling. He didn't look like Ryan Gosling.

A little bit. Yeah, he did. A teenager. So, I was like, we have to stop these. And so last night, and I haven't heard this yet, Ray just told me about this. Jimmy Kimmel was saying the same thing. Oh. He calls for an end, and I haven't heard him say this yet, to celebrity promposals.

Now, every overconfident kid at a school in America has to have a famous date for the prom. Listen, kids, don't look for your prom date in Us Weekly. It's not cute. Selena Gomez doesn't want to make out with you, okay? Go to the cafeteria, find someone in your own age, and paw him or her in the back of a limo, okay? Like mind of people. Smart dude.

Basically Jimmy Kimmel, that's awesome. So, never going to get it. I have one here. According to Google, Americans have searched this word. more this week than they will at any other time during the whole year. This week. Yeah, yeah. According to Google, Americans have searched this word, this week, more than any other time,

a whole year. Now, think about that. I don't think you'll get it. If you want to call in, you can, 877-Bobby. This week, this word is searched more than any other year. I'm going to go to lunchbox who we call The Ruiner. Because sometimes he ruins the game. This one might be the easiest one you've ever given us.

Oh, wow, so you're probably going to get it. Yeah. You're probably going to get it. Would you be willing to bet a snake hold on it? No. Okay. All right. No.

Turn that off. You ready? According to Google, this week, this word has been searched more than any other time of the year. Launchbox. It's easy. Bunny. Bunny. Oh.

Ding. Easter themed. Ding. Bunny. All right. Show me bunny. That's not it. Well, I just think you guys are not good at this, you know?

I got it. Oh, you do? Oh, yeah. Okay. According to Google, this word's been searched more than any other word, and it's the most searched this week. Eddie, go ahead. United. Oh.

Come on. Give me the bell. That was a big word this week. Are you asking for the bell? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not right, but you asked for the bell. Oh, come on. No, that's incorrect.

You and your technicalities. You asked for the bell. Because I thought I won. Dang. I almost went the news route too. Never going to get it. Amy, according to Google, Americans have searched this word more this week

than they will any time this year. Go ahead. I was going the news route and then lunchbox said something about Easter. Yeah, go ahead. And that made me go with, like, people hop online to search for a church. A church.

So they Google church. Wow, a church. Okay. I think we have, Charles is guessing the same thing, Charles? That's what I said. You guys say church. How do we feel about church? Yes or no.

That's pretty good. I put him on the scent. I don't think it's the winner. I put him on the scent. You don't think it's the winner. Okay. Probably not. Show me church.

That's it. That's it. Charles, you win, Amy, you win. Nice work. Nice work. Thank you, lunchbox. You're welcome. Charles, where you from?

Water Robbins, Georgia, man. Oh, water rob. Hey, Emily, give you something. I don't know what we have around here. What we got? I don't know. We literally look through our studios and go, can we mail? We got an I-heart country pillow?

No, we need those. No, we need. Like, Eddie needs a nap after the show. They're done Ray. These guys hang around because they don't want to go home. That's not true. That's not true. I get work done. Because I can get work done here and not at home. I don't know about that. That's the difference. Yeah, we'll send you some. Hold on. Maybe we'll send him up.

Do you have any bare bones? We do. I can send him a copy of my book, Bear Bones. Do you want to ask them if you once? I'll sign it for them. No, because he might say no. Oh, why? What if he already has it? What if he's like, I already have five copies? I'm your biggest fan.

Well, he already just like, I don't care. Hey, Charles, would you like a signed copy of bare bones or some dental floss? Hey, you know what? That would be awesome, a signed copy. Hey, I got one thing for you. I tried to, uh, I did an event, uh, last year called Countrywide Music Fest. I was trying to get you and your band to come down. We did, we did an event to honor all of our military police and fire and rescue guys.

Our bands, we're not in playing right now. Like we've taken the year off basically Because Eddie's got a family Yeah We appreciate the offer and the invite And we'd be happy to promote it Let us know about it But yeah

Eddie's got kids Bobby's got funny jokes to tell Yeah you're funny an alum right now Get out of here Let's sit We'll send him a book And we'll help them Let us know when your event comes up

We're happy to promote that And congratulations on the big win today You should just throw the floss in with the book Let's just do it Is there even anything left? Yes Oh there's plenty of floss in there Yeah

I have plenty I have a lot of floss. And to make it even better, Luke Bryan used some the other day. Perfect. Do we have his used floss, though? I don't think so. Right us.

If you go over to iTunes, and I would say it's pretty cool if you like music, so I do this podcast called The Bobbycast, and Luke Laird, who is, I think he's got 23 number one song, stop by, and we were talking about him writing with John Party and talking about head over boots. But he had that title, Head Over Boots. I was like, dude, that's awesome, and that's you.

And at the time, he's like, man, I don't know. if I can do some of this other music that these guys are, you know, current, whatever they call a Bro Country or whatever. But I was like, well, you don't have to. Like, just do yourself, you know, and hopefully it'll connect because I was like, if it connects, you've got that lane. And, like, then people are chasing you. Go to iTunes, subscribe to the Bobby Cash.

You can hear Luke Blair talk about that. All the stories behind the songs. So cool. Yeah. Listen, I love the songwriters and music part of it. So iTunes, search Bobby Cache. What do you know about Sergio Garcia? He's a baseball player.

He's not. That's funny, Amy. So sure and confident. That was good. I love it. I just went with my gut instinct. No, he's a golfer. He won the green jacket.

The Masters. That's right. And he's been golfing for like years. So this is huge. For years. He's not that old. Well, yeah, but he's no Jordan's beef. What?

And he's not 20. He's like 37. Yeah, Jordan's young. He's like your age. Right. Right. Okay. So it's like, Pete, he probably started golfing in his five, so he's been golfing for years.

Okay. Fine. I'm not arguing with you. Yeah. The thing is, he finally won one of the majors, right? And he gets a green jacket. Yeah. He wants to wear in his wedding.

What do you think about that? Awesome. Do it. You're cool with that? Heck yeah. And I bet his bride to be is like, you know what? I'm so proud of you. Busted out.

That's cool. I mean, how many women can say they're marrying a guy with a green master's jacket? Would that be like me? if I were to get married, like, holding my ACM awards? Yeah. Yes, it would be the same thing. I mean, really, come on. Don't do that, though.

I think it's tacky. What? What? I do think it's tacky to wear a career, like a career accomplishment. It's not like he's in the military. Okay, well, I was going to say military people wear it and they've got all their metals and stuff. But that's the real deal, and they're risking their life. This guy hits a little white ball.

Yeah. First of all, let me say this. I really don't care. Like, I think whatever makes you happy, makes you happy. And if you do, but I'm just saying. But that's a good point. The question is, is it tacky to most people? I wouldn't do it.

Well, the thing that's different is, fortunately for him, his award came in the form of a jacket. And you wear a jacket on your wedding day. You don't carry trophies around on your wedding day. But I do have a two ACM tuxedo they gave me after the second. Okay, well, then that's what you're wearing. Exactly. Wear it. If it makes everybody happy, listen, just do it makes you happy, people.

You know what I mean? How cool would that be to walk up there in your master's jacket and be so cool? Sort of like you, you could get a jacket made of your book cover, like bare bones, and then hold your two ACS? Yeah. That would be perfect for your wedding. I guess that's my point. Yeah, that sounds obnoxious. It's a little braggy.

Okay, I see your point now, but still. Thank you, lunchbox, for helping me with my point. Yeah. No, I'm saying, like, when you accomplish something that big, you're one of the only few people in the world, you've got to brag. Listen, I don't know, Sergio, but he seems like a humble guy. So I just think it's more cute and funny. Like, hey, wow, I've won the masters. I do here is a great guy.

I'm one, you know how they have seven degrees from, whether the rule of Kevin Bacon? I'm one degree from Sergio. Who? Oh, that's close. Who do you got? And he's a spaniardic.

Yeah, Andy's really good friends with him. Oh, really? And he's cool? Sergio played golf with Andy like three, four days before the master. Really? Yeah. And so, yes. Wow.

That's cool. So he's like, he's awesome dude. See? I had a feeling about Sergio. Once I figured out who he was, I knew he was a nice dude. Amy thought he was a baseball player. At first. And that's okay.

there's that. Hey, are you an Easter egg hunting, Eddie? Of course we are. Like, are you going somewhere? Are you doing it at your house? No, we're going to do it at the house. Does the 9-year-old show Easter egg hunting? Oh, yeah.

And now he's fast, so he really loves it. Does he get on before the 3-year-old does? He does, and we have to get after him to see him up. Put him back? Put him back? Yeah, well, because a 3-year-old is a little slower than him. Why not give the 3-year-old an advantage? Like, okay, you get 3-minute's go, and then let the 9-year-old come after he's held back.

Well, because at the end of the day, it's just about, like, getting those Easter eggs and like cracking them on our heads. Well, then why does they have to put them back? Yeah. Well, because I want the three-year-old to find them. But give him like a three-minute head start. I could. I could.

And then let the nine-year-old go. All right. I'm going to try that this year. Let's see what we do. Let us know how it goes on Monday. Man, I should have Eddie's kids. Oh, you should have your own. Oh, oh.

Yeah, yeah. All right. So here's the drama. It's just that Eddie isn't reliable, right? What on earth? Yeah, I'd agree with that. What are you talking about? Because Eddie wants to borrow everything.

Everybody's stuff all the time? Oh, I do. And it's just a couple things, first of all. Eddie went to lunchbox and said, can I borrow your lawnmower? And lunchbox said no. That's quite the hall. Y'all don't live next door. I know.

I thought that you'd agree with me, Bones, because you have trouble with commitment. This is my deal with certain things. I don't want to buy a lawnmower. That's a big commitment. Eddie, you own a house. Yeah. And you have a yard. And you're not going to come to my house once a week and borrow my lawnmower.

And he's like, dude, so this is what I'll do. do. You'll need to fill it up with gas. I'll come pick it up. And then if you'll pick it up from my house, like, we can rotate. And I'm like, Eddie, no, he asked me three days and running. He goes, I just don't understand why you're not going to have a friend's back. When you, when you need something, I would lend it to you. Listen, it's the first cut. It's the first cut of the spring. And I don't have family coming in. So I needed it quick. I'm like, why you're a buddy? Like, just let me the long more. You're just not. I don't know them well enough. I don't know my neighbors well enough to knock on the door and ask.

for a... So you're going to drive halfway across town. Bar all along. Wait, let me do this. So I bought a new car, right? Yeah. Eddie went to bar up for the weekend.

No. I'm leaving. And I'm like, there's no way. I'm not letting any bar. Are you serious? I'm not letting Eddie bar. Are you serious? I'm not letting any bar anything.

Look, my car is a piece. I'm not letting you... Your family that's coming in town, you want them to think you got that car. No. I just want to take them out on a ride. I want to go for a ride. They're like, where's the Ford Focus?

Eddie, it's just, it's more of a... It's more of a you thing. What is a me thing? We all love. Would let me a lawnmower? Eddie is a person. Oh, thank you. Great dude.

You are great dude. Yeah, thanks, thanks, thanks. You are so good. You don't take care of things, though. Guys, it's a one-day lawnmower borrow. Yeah, but look what happened to the focus after like two years. I've had that for a long time. No car, no lawnmower.

I'll see if my husband will come over and mow it. He loves a mow. Yeah, I'll do it for you. Let's do that then. Oh my goodness. If your husband goes to his house and mows his lawn, oh, that would be awesome. I'm telling you my husband loves to mow. Is he weedied?

He does it all. He does it all. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So you got some movies in theaters today. The Fate of the Furious is finally out. It actually opened last night for some people. So some people have already seen it.

No. Did you guys know Amy's a huge fan of these shows? No. A movie. She's been to, she says everyone. but I called her out earlier. Yeah, some little bow wow on her. So you haven't seen all of them.

She hadn't seen Tokyo drift. I didn't know. She was like, I've seen all of them. I bet I'm sure I've seen it on TBS or something at one point. If it's on TV, I'll stop and watch it again. Very entertaining movies. 65% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Pretty good. And then you also have an animated film, Spark, a Space Tale.

Does Eddie Jr. want to see that? I haven't heard him saying anything, but. Spark, a Space Tale. Yeah. Probably an indie. Probably. It's not a Pixar What's the other company?

Disney. Disney Pixar. Was there another one there? Illumination? I don't know. All right. Well, Cole Swindell stopped some woman who climbed on stage and was heading towards Dirks Bentley.

What? Colesvindell said he had to intervene. Plot twist. It was Amy. No, it wasn't me. And then she jumped on Coles back instead. Anyway, that's kind of scary. How does someone get there?

Listen, I have no idea. They said it was like total. Chaos. Cole is on Dirk's tour all the way through September. Amy, that's your 32nd Skinny. By the way, Dirk's Bentley brought Amy a chair. He made it for her. And on the back of the chair it says Pima Joy. And on the

seat, it says his face. Yeah. So when Amy sits down on the chair, she puts her bottom on Dirk's face. Yeah, yeah. Shout out, Dirk's. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. I was talking to my girlfriend last night. If I have to hear one more conversation about Amy's house.

Oh, boy, yeah. Are you guys getting this? Yes. It makes me uncomfortable. I do love my house, but it makes me uncomfortable. And my house was, we worked really hard on this house. It took like a year to furnish it. Like, we lived empty in it for like six months.

Great. All I'm saying is we're sitting there having dinner last night. And she goes, man, let me have a day. about Amy's closet. And I was like, oh yeah? It's the first time I've ever had a closet like that, BTW. And she goes, you know, your closet? I was like, yeah, she goes, double the size and more awesome.

And I was like, first of all, I'm not trying to have a closet fight with Amy? I don't want to have a closet fight either. I was like, won't you go date her? Yeah. All she does is talk about your house. My wife said that your staircase is so nice and wide. The builder did that. I mean, they renovated the house.

I guess he decided to make a wide staircase. I can't help that. Ours are narrow. Trust me, I know. Apparently, my closet's like a mine box. You get in, you can touch all four of the walls, and you need a rope to come down to climb out. This service is simple. It's wide, yes, but it's simple.

It's nothing grandiose. She's just like, Amy's closet so much better than you're. Oh, stop. You can borrow it. Oh, my wife says, when she walks in the house, she's like, man, our house is so boring compared to Amy's. Maybe we need to do some fixing up. Like, she goes, Amy's lighting and just, it's just so bright and just everything is beautiful. How'd you do it?

I had help. Yeah. Man. Anyway. It's pretty cool. All of us guys are feeling the pinch. Come over and stay as long as you want. Well, I want it.

Yeah. I don't want to see that staircase. I don't want to see how inadequate I am. It's like... Stop. That's not the... It's like having a girlfriend and seeing their muscular, super talented ex-boyfriend. Exactly.

It's like, great. I got to live up to that. Yep. I don't know. I mean, my husband and I've been married 10 years. And yes, like, this is... We decided, like, this... Let's make this house like our, let's feel good.

We want to feel at home. A lot of times we felt like we're just constantly moving on to the next. Can my girlfriend move in with you because she loves it. She is shit. Take my wife. My wife is ready to go. I mean, us three miles of all. You get a shack and let me together.

We don't have extra bedrooms, but they can bunk with the kids, I guess. Oh, man. That's sad. It is. Anyway, you're making it sound like crazy. It's a three bedroom house. Me, my husband, my son's room, my daughter's room. And a beautiful house.

And an amazing. And a closet to buy you. Staircase so hard that five people can walk up there together. But maybe the closet could be a bedroom. I heard that staircase was so wide you could play Red Rover on it. Wow. That's what I heard. Well, Red Rover, Red Rover, Bobby, come over.

That's just what I heard. I don't leave that there. You guys. I don't, I'm awkward during this. I'm not to handle it. Because, like, I'm like, thank you. But then I'm like, wait, it feels weird. Maybe filter up over to Amies or no.

Whatever? No. No. No. All right. Here are the rules to the game. Amy and I have the same list of about 30 Easter jokes. Same ammunition here, okay?

Oh, I like it. Love it. And we'll see who wins the Easter joke off. We've got to choose them. It's three jokes. And our Eddie, Lunchbox, and Ray, I'll be the judges. And you can end up choosing the same joke. It's just all about delivery or?

No, no, no. If someone used it, it's eliminated from page. Oh, so it's taken off. Okay. Okay, so would you like to go first or second? Whatevs? Okay, go ahead. Okay.

Easter joke number one from Amy. What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? What do you call it? Do you mean do that thing or do you want to answer? Okay. A receding hair line. Oh, okay. Get it?

I get it. Shout out. Ray, do you hear that one? Amy. Not to you. Whatever. You looked at me. No, it's not about you, Ray.

No, it's a joke. You're a judge. Ten rabbits. It's marching backwards. Ray takes offense to the Easterich. I kind of did too a little bit. You're a judge. That's it.

Okay, here we go. Ready for mine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call the eggs Terminator. That sounds easy.

That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. I'm pretty sure I nailed that one. That's good. And I didn't insult Ray either. So there we go. Okay, let's go to the judges here.

Ray, Amy or Bobby? Amy's, everybody seemed to laugh more to that one. I only heard half of it. You're a bad judge, Ray. I mean, Bobby just wasn't funny. Yes, it was. Don't you get it, Egg Serminator. Bones is my boy.

Amy. I lost that one. Oh, that was a little offensive. I'm going to go with Amy. Oh, you like when she goes dirty? Like, she goes blue with the offensive jokes? Oh, yeah. No, he said it.

He said it. He thinks I said it towards him. Yeah, but he picked you. Yes, Amy gets that point. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, ready? Ready? How does a bunny stay healthy?

How? Eggersize. Okay, second eggs joke. Eddie, they're all egg jokes. They're all Easter jokes. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Go ahead, Amy. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? I hop. Dang. Hop, pop, pop, up. I'll take the pancakes. Oh, stop it with the extra. Penalization for adding the ad left.

No, no, penalization. No. Penalization, go ahead. Did she get penalized with that? Hey, hey, I don't make the rules. Judges, what do you think? I mean, throwing extra jokes in there when you're only supposed to do one? Oh, two jokes.

That didn't do a joke. That wasn't a joke. I ordered pancakes. Hey, time out. Don't yell the judges. There you go. Bad attitude. Bobby gets the point.

Yes, I agree. Bobby gets the point. What? Ray? Amy, I hop. Thank you. All right, last joke for all the eggs. Oh, wow.

It's tied up. Tied up. You need me go first? Yeah. Except for all the eggs. Here we go. He's making extra jokes. No, that's how to joke.

Sounded extra to me. Here's my official joke. Okay, go. Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch TV? Because their cable was scrambled. I like that. I like that one. Bada me, by the booms.

Pickery, dickory. You get it? I get it. Eddie, I get it. He brought another egg joke and it delivered. Hey, find your lane to stay in it. My lane's eggs. Oh, boy.

Amy. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? What kind of jewelry to rabbits wear? 14-carat gold. Oh, that's pretty good, too. Carrot. Oh, they're not loud. I thought it was good.

It's over their head. Oh. Hey, she insulted you. I don't get it. 14 carrots. Rabbits. Oh, Carrie. Yes.

Thank you. She insulted you guys. But now that you get it. I've already had my vote in. Wow, she insulted. 14 carrot gold. Got it. Wow.

Easter joke on. All right. I don't know how the insult the judges approach works and where you come from or I come from it didn't go over well. Lunchbox? The delivery. Amy, it was a funny joke, but you didn't deliver it well. You went over the, you should have 14 carrot goal. You win it, 14-car gold.

Bobby. Oh, one. I mean, scrambled A. I mean, come on. Ray, what do you think? Yeah, Bones, Hondo P. Oh, wow. I'm a big fan of those scrambled eggs.

I love it, Bonner. What a game. What a jam. That sounds awesome. Add it to your resume. Yep. Here comes Peter Cottontail. Hopping down the buddy trail.

Happy Easter. Happy Easter. It's on its way. That's a good. By big bones American drivers earn a C for their behavior behind the wheel. So overall, people driving United States

when it becomes, compared to other countries, they get a C when it comes to their skills behind the wheel. So I guess how would you kind of define yourself as a driver? This is self-evaluation. Amy? B-plus. Yeah, you give yourself a B-plus.

Wow. Yeah, what are your strengths? Hmm. I mean, I don't, I've never had a wreck with another car. Oh, okay. It's always just another, like, object. It was always there. Non-movie object.

Yeah, go ahead. Let's see. I'm pretty good at using my blinker. Yeah. And I mostly, yeah. So you'd be an honorable driver, you'd think. B plus. Gotts, where would we all agree?

Amy on the count of three, stay at one, two, three. D. Okay. B. Thank you, Nata. Okay. Bobby, what are you? A plus?

Probably. A minus. Because you drive too slow. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You do.

You do. And that's illegal in some parts. Oh. Wait a minute. I don't drive illegally. On the highway, I drive the speed limit. I just feel like there's a law for a reason. There is.

I abide by that law. Yeah. The only reason I would give myself a minus because I'm always looking. And I'll, that take extra precaution from cyclists and people on motorcycles. I was watching for them. Yeah, yeah, me too. They're so courteous. No, no, you just don't see them sometimes.

And sometimes we forget. Secondly, this is why I do, is that the reason I give myself a minus is that when there's a red light or a stop sign, I will look at it. I will look at Twitter. And sometimes people have to honing behind me to get me to go. Yeah. Won't do it while I'm driving. The car's moving will not be doing it. But I will look at it when the light's red.

So someone will go, if it's a green, they go, do-to-d-d-do. So that's why I don't give myself. a full A. Okay. But I'm a great driver. Are you good with your signals? Oh yeah, I signal way ahead of time.

I signal that I'm about to signal. Like how far ahead of time? Well, like if I'm going to signal in like a mile, I give a slight signal. So when I get there, I give the full signal. I got like a warning signal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always wave, too.

If you let me in, I'm waving. You have to wave. Yeah, you have to wave. If you don't wave, I don't even get mad at people. But if I wave and you don't, like, wave back, it's over. And if I let you let you in, you don't wave, it's over. Oh, yes.

That's over. in terms of a F. Oh, my. That's what you're going to be cracking my knuckles. Yeah. Lunchbox? I'd say a solid A. Yeah.

I'm an aggressive driver. I'm a speeder, but I'm very good with my blinkers, and I am very courteous. I let people over all the time, and I do the wave. Oh, yeah, come on over, come on over, and I'm always on time and just good at it. On the courteous scale, I put myself at a minus too. Like, most of the time, I try to let people in all the time. But sometimes if I'm in a real big hurry, I would. will be a little bit selfish and be like, ooh, can't let you in?

And I won't make eye contact. But you apologize. Like, so sorry. No, no, no, I just don't look at him. Oh, I do. But most of the time I do. Because I always try to think if I needed to be let out, if someone let me out.

Exactly. But if we're piling out of a concert or piling out of an event and it's like 500 cars, it's got to be aggressive. It's tough. What if you're in traffic and you need to go right and it's all the way back to up? Do you ever go all the way up on the left and then, oh, I don't know, and then put your blinker on to get over? No, fully disrespectful.

Oh, I'd disrespect like that hard. You're not in A at all. I just get in the back and just, I feel like it's my duty to sit in line like everybody else. Lamo. Is that how you live your life too? Yeah, exactly. Come on. Get in line. Yes.

Fairness? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, me too. I didn't know I was going to go to jail or driving the speed limit until Amy just told me. She was saying that. Dang. Eddie, our video producer, has this beard and it is way long.

It's kind of gross. It's curling into itself at this. point. So he went and he took the microphone to his kids, where it really matters. Yeah. And he's like, what are you thinking of the beard? Here Eddie's kids, age nine and three. What do y'all think of my beard? Yeah. Think it's cool? It's white.

No, it's not white. It's kind of blacky white. There's more black than white. I know, but you're like a zebra. They're saying of my work that the sides are getting real long, like they're getting curly. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. Keep it or get rid of it? I think that's new when Daddy does it, so I say keep it, except I didn't.

I liked it better when you had a hair. I didn't like it when they shaved your whole head and you were bald. Is it good the way it's now? Yeah. All right. So keep the beard. Yeah, keep the beard, but don't let your head be bald. I won't let my head be bald.

Okay, a couple things that stick out in this. One that they're noticed in the gray in your beard. Yeah, they called it a zebra beard. It's a little white and little black. Secondly, you can't help the fact that you're going bald. Right. I think he was referring to the time you all made me shave it. Shave it totally bald.

We made you shave your head when I lost a bet. Why don't we do bets on this? We're so dumb. We always do dumb bets. But they're referring to that. I don't remember that. He's saying I don't like that bald look, but he likes the beard. They both like the beard, dude, so I guess I'm going to have to keep it.

Okay. There you go. I mean, what do I do? That's it. Nothing, nothing good. What about when, like, important work stuff comes up? Yeah, dude. This is why.

I asked. I said specifically, am I good to grow a beer? To your nine-year-old. And you know, to you. And you said, you know what, dude? You do what you want. You're good. But you could maintain it. Does Zach Brown maintain it? Are you Zach Brown? No.

Do you have Zach Brown's ability and anything? No, I do not. Duck Dynasty guys, do they maintain it? You're not them. And sometimes they're sort of gross too. Oh, okay. But it's their thing. It's your thing.

You just may, sponsors may not use you because Beard oil sponsors might. Okay, they might. Good luck with that. I do a show from my house called the Bobbycast and songwriters from Nashville stop by. And Luke Laird has written over 20 number ones. We were talking about Talladega from Eric Church. We were on a bus in Albany, New York.

One of the races was on the TV and front lounge, and it was on mute. And he was like, I want to write something like about not a NASCAR song, but just that feeling that camaraderie that those fans have. and I think we kind of were singing Daytona or some different things and then he's like, Taua, we wrote that. I felt really good about that song. And we wrote it probably two years before that album came out. So that was, I didn't even know if it would ever see the light of day

because so much time had passed and he'd written so many songs. But I guess he always had that one in his back pocket and knowing he wanted to put it out. You can hear that on the Bobbycast. Just go to iTunes and search Bobbycasts. The new thing around this room is rewarding yourself. Oh. Yeah, so

Lunchbox went and rewarded himself just with a massage. He, was driving on the road. What'd you think to yourself? I was like, man, you've been killing at work right now. You're talking to yourself like that?

Yeah. And I was like, there's a massage place. You probably deserve a massage. Reward yourself. So he stopped and got him a reward. It was awesome. Eddie's now into this rewarding himself thing

because of work too, right? Yeah, I mean, I'm, dude, rewarding yourself, like you have to do it, right? So what did I do? After work, I want to try to get some beer. So you thought you'd reward yourself a little six-pack of riskeys. No big deal, right?

What time? Yeah, what time? Well, I mean, we got to work about 11, so I picked it up. You don't leave at 11. Yeah, 11.30. I get home before noon, for sure, 100%. Lunchbox has got serious problem with that. Go ahead, though.

And I wasn't going to drink it right after work. I was going to wait until later in the day. I'll take my nap, and then I'll drink it later. Man. So I take it to the checker or whatever, and I put my beer. down there and she cards me. I'm like, okay, I don't know why you're carding me. I look like I'm 80, but whatever. My

driver's license is expired. When I turned 30 and eight, one of my birthday, like three weeks ago. Wait, so you're riding dirty right now? Dude, I'm riding dirty. I can't buy beer. Like, I'm worthless. The lady says, I'm sorry, I know you look well

over 21, but I just can't sell this to you. I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm 38. I'm like, look at me. You didn't get the beer. Dude, I took my hat off, showed her my head. Like, look, I don't have any hair. She's like, I'm sorry, I just can't do it. My boss is over there.

Wow. So, because what if you wanted, like, the, you know, the little sting operation. I don't know what they call T-A-B-C. Oh, trying to trick them. Yeah. I didn't think about that. Well, I guess she was just doing her job, but, I mean, I was trying to reward myself, and then that's what happens. So did you buy, like, a candy bar?

Well, let's just stop for a second. Wait a minute. Yeah, what? Why were you trying to reward yourself? What do you mean? I've had a, well, first off. I want to just know because lunchbox is like, I've been killing it on the show. It all started when Morgan tried to nominate me as the Employer of the Month.

Which was a terrible idea. But there was some truth behind it I felt, and she felt obviously. So I felt like, you know what, I know that I wasn't the Employer the Month because Bobby doesn't want that going on in the office. But I feel like I deserve it. There's no office. The studio, whatever. Okay.

The reason we don't have Employee of the Month is because they're only like eight of us total. And everyone's just doing their job. Everybody's just doing it. And if somebody does something really crazy good, they get a reward. I know. I just feel like there isn't enough back padding going around ever, just in the world in general. And I think lunchbox is on to something. Reward yourself when you feel like you're doing good.

Don't you feel like your paycheck's reward? No, definitely not. Oh, you don't. No, because I don't spend any of, I don't really spend that money. But you live, you're able to support your family and have a roof over your head and life. That's spending your money. That's just working. That's like I work to support the family.

You want to tweet yourself. I want a six-track of beer. Like sit on the back porch, listen some music, and just enjoy a couple beers. You can't wait for the backpack. That's what you're saying. You've got to back pat yourself. Like people wait for a raise. A raise doesn't come, but maybe once a year, if you're lucky.

And you're not going to win employee the month. Only 12 people win it a year, usually in the office. So not a lot of people win that. So you're not always going to get recognized. So you've got to recognize yourself because if you're not looking out for number one, no one else is. And some people turn a blind eye in the office because of politics. What? What?

You don't win an employee of the month? Office politics. What's you talking about? That's what I'm saying. A lot of people that are listening to us right now. They're probably the best employee at a company has, but someone in the office doesn't like them, so they're not going to nominate them for employee of the month.

So you've got to reward yourself. I don't think Employee the month is a real thing that happens in most places. Yep. Pat yourself on the back. I don't know. I don't know if it is or not. All right. Oh, my.

I also just don't think Employee the month is a good thing for this room. Why? Because I have to pick it. And I can't be. and I'm going to pick Amy every time. And then we're mad at you. And then we're mad at you every time. And everybody else is mad at me.

Absolutely. We didn't have a talk as the boss and I. What? About Employer the Month? No, just in general. We're not mature enough to handle. How everyone's doing? What did he say?

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you who got like a rave review. Yeah. With Amy. What? Stop. Why? What did he say?

Break it down for us. What did he say she's been doing so great? I want to hear this. No, no, I'm not joking at all. Well, I thought, I feel like I got constructive criticism. Yeah, and you take it better than anybody else in the whole world. I feel like I got, so what do you say? I got called into a special meeting by Bobby.

It doesn't matter, but he was like, hey, Amy really takes constructive criticism awesomely. Like, the other people on the show can learn when you say something. Like, Amy takes it and learns from it. Oh. When did you give her constructive criticism? Two days ago? The other day, I got called in the office.

No, there's no getting called in. Yeah, shut the door. It was. So what did they say you needed to work on? It's just Bobby. It doesn't matter. It's just. No, no.

No, I have stuff. But you say she learns from it, so I just want to know what you told her and I want to know in the last two days what she's done so well that she changed. I don't know that I've been able to. I'm asking so I can pay attention to see if she's doing a good job changing. I don't know that I've had time to implement the changes, but I have been practicing at home. There you go. And my husband's aware and he's supposed to help me. There you go.

At home. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm practicing at home for work. So wait. You all practice at home for work? No. No. Amy goes on the whole show by herself.

Where she just responds to the thing I might say. My husband plays Bobby and I mean. That's funny. Right, yeah, yeah. Body like a back road. Then tell me something good. Here we go. Okay, so we're back here.

And Amy was talking earlier about that Missy Elliott song. We played in the dance party. She's like, what does that say when it's reversed? It's actually just what she's saying reversed. And I've had them for you now if you'd like to hear them. I put my name down, flipping and reverse it. Right? So we took that part that goes, it's your fucking

and reversed it, ready? You're going to play it? Yeah, here. What? Is this bad words? I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it. Thing down, flip it and reverse it. Put my thing down, flip it and reverse it.

Oh, that's so awesome. She's like, I'm going to reverse it, so then she reverses her words. I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. And then she reverses. You guys didn't know that? No. No. I thought that that was.

Mind-blown. I thought that was radio edit for, I don't even know what. Me too. I didn't want to know what she was saying. Me neither. And I even have that song downloaded, but I have the clean version. So I thought that that's just how it was. I thought, I put my dang down flipping and reverse it. We just unrevers the reverse. It's amazing. Huh. It's an artist right there. But you know him back loser? What? So you impertidor? He's speaking German, right? No, that's Spanish. Oh my gosh. What is wrong with you? He says spikingsy Deutsch. That's German. Yeah, but he's saying I'm a loser. I'm talking about a different part.

Oh. Speak to Deutsch. No, that's, do you speak German? Oh. What part is you talking about? The other party speaks Spanish. Yeah. Amal loo.

Pendador. That's not reversed. No, that's just Spanish for I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me? Yeah. Easy with the cheese with. Chokin a termite. Wait, what?

Whatever. Somebody just tweeted me. It's, hey, listen, I like the dance party. It's funny that you guys listen to music. other than country. We do. We listen to all kinds of music. Yes, we do. I'm going to see John Mayer. I'm flying today. It's my only weekend off for like seven weekends. So I'm going to go to the only John Mayer show that I can go to. And so he's playing in Minneapolis and I'm going to go up and watch. The show's tomorrow night.

So I'm pretty excited about that. Who are you taking? So cool. My girlfriend? Oh, just checking. Duh. You want to know the weird thing about that, though? What? Is that, so we're both huge John Mayer fans. Oh, sorry. Eddie, I'll play your favorite song.

Yes. John Mayer is very. Best song. It's not his best song. So good. Who do you write this about? Poser alert. Poser alert. No, so anyway, so.

B-side. Nah. There's new records out today, by the way. I still keep your shampoo in my shower. In case you want to wash your head. You know, we're going. And so. Lindsay's a huge John Mayer fan too, and I was like, so I'll take her to

meet him. She never met him before. Oh. But she's like, I don't know. She's such a big fan. And it's always that you don't want to meet your hero thing. So she's scared to meet him? I think a little bit.

What are you telling her about that? What do you mean? Well, I mean, you've met him? Yeah, no, a bunch. He's cool. Yeah. Yeah. So comfort her.

Tell her it's going to be fine. I did. I was like, it'd be good. And when she's back there, she'd go, hey, can I play a riff with you? No, it'll be nothing like that. A riff. Yeah. There's not going to be any artist talk.

It's just going to be, hey, has it going. If she even wants to because she was like I don't know. Also, you know, I think her dream is to like do a crossroads

like her and John Mayer like a CMT crossroads and so that she's what doesn't happen like ever if it happens organically. Like she did a John Mayer song on her

record. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know if that would come up. I don't know. Maybe she should slip a note in his bed pocket. That's what I was saying.

No. So you know she's good. Bobby, make one of those hangmans so it'll be something fun for him to do a hangman that is I'm going to pass

John Mayer a hangman. Yeah, And then he'll be like, dang, they're clever. No, I don't think that's it. But. Or take him, never mind. Too much. Too much.

There'd be nothing. It's just going to be, hey. I was going to say, like, here's some shampoo. We keep in our shower. What? I still keep your shampoo in my shower. This song's about Katie Perry. I know.

I know. You're always welcome with the house. We got shampoo in the shower for you. And I know that you probably found yourself some more. It is kind of weird, though, to be on the other side. of the meet and greet. What do you mean? Because we're just going to go through

with like some other fans. No way. You got to go one on one. I don't want to do that. Oh, come on. What? I thought you would take her. Like, this is how I pictured it.

Oh boy. You two are going back there. Lindsay has her guitar on. That's none of that's happening. That would be so awkward. No instrument to call me. She's got a little amp with her. Yeah, she has her amp and she's playing his song.

Just casually, randomly playing her guitar. That's how you picture. That's what I thought was going down. Like when you're saying. He's going to audition. No. You know Bobby's going to play. It's so cool.

So cool. Hey, John. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You know, I'm Bobby. Bobby.

Bones. Yeah. I'm B. Do you go by your real last name with him? I don't do anything. When you see him, is it going to be like, hey, Bobby, what's up? What up, John? Probably.

Take that picture of you and him from years ago. It's not going to be like, hey, man, nice to meet you. No, we've met already. Probably not. Okay. We've probably not. probably met 10 times. Well, you hung out with him in a hotel room once, too.

What? What you all do there? Tell us about that. You don't remember? In Vegas? Huh? I don't remember the being in other story. It happens in Vegas.

Yeah, that stuff is all, you know, things happen. Did you see his shampoo? In the shower? In case I want to wash my hair. We're going to Minneapolis. Yeah. That'd be fun. It's exciting.

I'm happy for you. Thanks. Because I know that you're super much. It's the only show I get to go to. to it for like three months. I feel bad for Lindsay, though. Why? Because you're not letting her take a guitar.

It'd be nothing like no artist. It's just, hey, this is my girlfriend. That's it. Yeah. When you get your chances, you've got to take advantage of them. I was picturing her walking on stage in the middle of the show and going, hey, John, let me plug in. That could be, that could be huge.

Yeah, it could be. All right. She could be like, this is how I play your soul. I have to go. Okay. Can I go? So the city of Nashville is trying to sell alcohol 23 hours. hours a day.

All right. Which hours are they not? Like, why not go? Okay, boy, I saw that. Do you see the news? Yeah. That's a long time. There's a bar, it's specific bars, it's part of the city.

And they're lobbying for approval for state legislation that would grant them the ability to sell alcohol for 23 hours a day. The non-hours three to four, right? 3 a.m. to 4 a.m. And that's what? That's probably just to clean up and to go, it's not 24 hours. Just to clean up. Yeah, like.

It just can't be nonstop 24 hour alcohol Wow But I mean come on Let's go Is that what you're saying or come on like that's a lot That's a lot I have no problem with it Because if you want alcohol

You can go get alcohol Sure Like it's a bit I just have I don't believe in putting all these constraints on people When they're just going to do it anyway So Do you see this place packed at 5 a.m?

No, I don't think that's the Probably that's the purpose I don't know that they're open I think it's just the ability to be open If they want it to be Okay And it gives a place like Let's say you work at another bar

And you get off at two or three It gives you somewhere to go And have a late night drink Do you know what it is? What place it is? I know exactly what place it is It's called the diner Yeah

Ray's been there I haven't been there It's open 24 hours Yeah the diner There's people leaving it When I'm coming to work and everything They have food? Yeah

Oyster bar Oh okay And so if they wanted to alcohol, but what's going to happen is once one bar does it, everyone's going to want to do it. It's for everybody. So at 6 a.m., someone could go get some pancakes

in like a mimosa or something. Or a bourbon. I had a buddy of mine that would do that. We had a buddy. It was a friend of ours. We'd go in the airport in the morning. We'd be like, hey, we're going to go get some breakfast. I'm going to get a drink.

Slap Jackson, a shot tequila. I feel like for airports, like rules go out the window with people. And drinking. They're like, I'm traveling. There is no time. So I told you guys, I grew up in Arkansas, and so we went to the lecture cowboy, and it would stay open until 5 a.m. And they had alcohol until, it was just, and I don't know what the rule is anymore, because, one, I don't go out. Different rules in different states.

Yeah. I don't even know what it is. Or counties, probably. I don't even know what, I don't even know. But I just remember, we would say until 5 a.m. And it was just wide open. Then when I moved to Austin, I was like, 2 a.m. Yeah.

This is crazy. Whimps. This is like, you're shutting the party down. Did the cops come? And so, and here it's... Three. Is that right? Three.

Three? No idea. I don't know. Three a. I'm pretty sure. That's what we wake up. Time marches on. Yes.

Does anyone have a problem with this place serving alcohol? I think it's great. Oh, whatever. No problem. It's just like... It's weird. It's weird because nobody's doing it. Yeah.

But it's like, well, can't you go to the store? Let me ask a question, because I'm not sure. Can I go to Kroger and buy beer at 6 a.m. I don't think so. Oh, I can't. Maybe it's six a year. Wait, Ray, go ahead. Yeah, you can.

You can buy beer all hours of the grocery store. No, you can't. No, you can. In a grocery store, no wine, though. I thought it's after. No. No, from like midnight to 5 a.m. or something, there's a cutoff. There's a certain hours that you cannot buy alcohol.

You can buy beer at 2, 3, 4 a.m. I'd listen to Ray. Well, whatever the case is, obviously, see all these rules, are all different? Yeah. Let's just make a rule. It's a blanket rule. You mean, so, like, federal. alcohol on all the time.

Yeah! Okay. I don't know, man. These guys are getting a fist fight over when you can buy beer. I can see lunch as tech thanks to the Googling it right now. Go ahead, lunch. Dude, wear your glasses. Why don't you buy your glasses seriously?

You can't see anything. You can not buy it from 8 a.m. to 4 a.m. What? Beer. So you can't buy it from 4 a.m. to 8 a.m.? That's what it says. So it's 4 hours. 20 hours on.

That's so they can clean up. Oh, whatever. Ray, so Ray, you can't buy it at 6 a.m. I would say 2, 3, 4, I think. Yeah, he did. I don't care. There's a couple that had a Twitter-themed wedding. Let's pass this right.

What does that even mean? If you had, with your significant wedding, if you had to replant a wedding right now, then you had to pick a theme based on what you have in common, what would your wedding theme be? That's easy. Lunchbox, you and your wife have been married for how long? We've been married almost two years.

All right, what's your theme? Survivor. You'd have a Survivor-themed wedding. Survivor-themed wedding. We'd have everybody would have their torches, and you'd have your buffs. Would you vote people out of the wedding? Yes, you'd have tribal council. Like, the preacher guy would be Jeff Brobes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'd have challenges for rewards, like, who gets the good cake at the reception. And if you get the, you know, top shelf liquor, you win that. But, yeah, what about you and Lindsay? Music. And we'd have like Keith Urban and John Mayer and Paisley and... Throw Garth Brooks in there while you're at it. Like guitar, but no, but hers is like...

Oh, guitar. Got it. And we just love, like, even classic rock. Okay. So we'd have even... He would bring Hendricks back. Yeah, that's cool. But that's what we really bond over, talking about music.

Got it. You? Man. Your husband's... Yours is so big. At first I was thinking we'd probably have... Now that our life is so involved, because our kids live in. Haiti right now at the orphanage. I was like, might have a

Haitian-themed wedding, but then I went TV show route because of the lunchbox, it would definitely be breaking bad. Oh, boy. And it went from a Haitian thing to a meth wedding. Wow, a meth wedding. And there would be like little blue candies, like, you know, on the reception table. I think the Haitian wedding is more of you guys.

No, have Matt suits. No. I think the Haitian is. Evan, your husband is tidy white is Walter White. Yes. Yeah, yeah. You're a Haitian wedding. Okay, fine. Haitian. They just love that TV. It's not about a TV show.

It's like what more is covering your wife? Your life. I know. And then you went all sentimental with the guitars. No, I just went, why are you guys hating on me today? I'm not. I feel so picked on today. Eddie.

Oh, my life's surrounded by kids, so we would just do the minions everywhere. Yes. Lego Batman. Yeah. I mean, that's what our life is. So that's our theme. Okay. Maybe some trolls.

All right. Which wedding would have been Sounds like the most fun? Yours? Oh, mine. Oh, I like the music one for sure. Yeah, we'd have all kinds of artists. We'd have since the guy from Boggman Turner Overdrive,

discovered Lindsay, which she was like, you know, 9, 10 years old. I love that story. We'd have them come play. The who? BTO. Show them. I had to play a song.

Yes, at least one. What did you say? Bogman Turner Overdrive. Baby. That's a real one? Yes, that's, Randy Bogman is the guy in Canada who discovered Lindsay because she was like a guitar prodigy. True story.

It's so cool. And so... I'm gonna... I don't know who Randy Bachman is. I know you're yelling. I'm gonna find a song for you. But you just go, I know you... You act like you were disgusted.

No, no, no. I did not act like that. Did you hear that? No. So like, I've been taking care of business. Every day. This is a guy that discovered plenty. Like back in the day.

This guy's old, huh? They're older. Yeah. He's probably 70 now, I guess. Or like, you ain't seen nothing yet. Baby. You just say I didn't see nothing yet. Damn.

Wow, they're pretty big. Yeah, they're huge. Yeah. Songs I know out of two. You would also know American, you know, American woman? Yeah? Yeah, that's Lenny Kravitz. No.

They covered it of the guest who he was in as well. Oh. Man, your wedding's awesome. Are all those people doing? But that's the guy who found Lindsay when she was a kid and was like, hey, you're really good. I want to work with you. Yeah. So you're talking about marriage?

He can bring all those people. If we had a wedding, that's what we would do, yes. I can play any game. But you're the one that came up with this game. No, it was not a... Somebody gave me the news story. Oh, I thought you were thinking about a wedding. Yeah, I mean...

Yeah, I am. All the time. Can't stop. Eddie, our video producer, has two kids, nine-year-old and a three-year-old. And so the three-year-old's playing soccer now. He is playing soccer. This is his first sport.

Really, three's the youngest you can do anything like this, so is his first sport. We're going to introduce him to the world of sports with soccer. I know you're talking about incentivizing your kids. Like, if they do well at sports, you give them things? Here's his problem. He's three. so his attention spans not very, it doesn't last very long, and he gets tired.

And the games are probably about 30, 30, 45 minutes. So about half time, he's just uninterested. Doesn't want to play, really. He just wants water breaks. And so we're over on the sidelines yelling at him like, dude, come on, like, go score, like do something. And he doesn't want to do anything. So we've resulted in just kind of going up to him and telling him, look, you go and play

hard and score a goal or something. and we'll buy you. Whatever. And we've done this twice. The first game we bought him, we had to buy him Legos. Whoa. Did he score though to get the Lego?

No, he just tried. Okay. And then the second time, I had to bribe him with ice cream afterwards. Did he score? He did score that time. Now, it's a thing now,

now he thinks, like, all right, if I play hard, I get something. I don't want to buy him something every week, but I feel like we're going down of like a bad road here like we're going to have to do something every time he plays Does he like playing soccer? He does but only for the first half

And then after that he just doesn't want to do anything Does he practice? We practice in the backyard Yeah, he knows the game so he knows what he has to do He's the youngest of the group So it's kind of harder for him too He's everyone else is like four or three Or the older part of three So he's got to play really hard if he wants to compete

So Legos, ice cream And I'm sure next week we're probably going to try to ask him to get something, you know, do what he wants next time. What do you think about this? It's a tough one. Like, because I don't, you can't, you can't offer him an incentive,

first of all, and give it to him if he doesn't score. I don't think that I want him to look at sports that way. Then you can't incentivize him at all. Right. But then he won't do anything. Then he doesn't like sports.

Let the kid follow his arrow. Oh, wow, follow his arrow. So, so don't offer anything to play hard and just let him kind of sit around in the second half. I'm not saying don't offer him anything, but don't give him something if he didn't earn it. Yeah.

I mean, if we're playing hard, you get something? He's three, though. That's a participation ribbon. Do you like, do you like participation ribbon? Yes or no? I don't like him. Okay. I don't like him.

I just feel like at three, you have to like start, this is his time. Like, you got to either start something or just don't get him in sports. Okay, as a father of none, I would say that you don't incentivize him. sports should be fun for the kid and if it's not, then take the kid out of the sport.

Oh, wow. And then put him in something else and see what he enjoys and do that for his whole life until he finds what he's passionate about. Wow. And I say that as many years of being a father of none.

Right, right. Many, many years. That would be my advice. Okay. Because there's one thing I do give it's great advice. Yes, for not having any kids. It's amazing, right?

Like, I'm the best parent and I have no kids. Yeah, sometimes those are the best parents that don't have kids. Mostly those are, they all think they're the best parents. Right. Yeah, yeah.

So, no more incentives. If he doesn't like to play, you can't force them to play. Oh, boy. I just feel like the incentives are just starting to get expensive. Yeah, I'm buying my bike. I mean, he ran out on the field. Why not? Hey, he woke up game date.

Why not? Why not I pass out things that are free? Hugs. Oh, he won't do anything. He'll sit back down. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.

Hello, Rob. Hey, yeah. You're on the air in Springfield, Mass. What's going on? Not much. So I just had a question for you guys. I'm going on a job interview next week, and I have a Mohawk, which some people seem to think that that's a little controversial when going on an interview.

So I've been getting some flack and people say I should cut it. What do you guys think? I think it depends on your job. What are you looking at? So I'm an athletic trainer and a strength conditioning coach, but along with my regular job, I'm actually a professional strong man as well. I think the Mohawk works as long as long as long as. As long as there's not some policy at a corporation that you're trying, that's what I would look and see.

Like, if it's, I don't know if it's a 24-hour fitness or a Gold's Gym or wherever it is. As long as there's not some thing that says you can't have it, it totally works for that profession. Okay. So, yeah, I think we're all totally in. In our opinion, the only one that matters, right, guys? That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, when do you go in, Rob? Next week on Tuesday. All right. Mohawk Rob, call us back. Let us know if you got the job. That sounds awesome. Thanks, guys. Hey, I appreciate you listening. Oh, you got it. No problem.

All right, there he is. It's Rob. Good luck to him. It's the Bobby Bones Show. All right, Audi 5,000 for us. We'll see you Monday. What's going on? Over the weekend, you? Fast and the Furious, or the fate of the Furious.

That would be going down. Some outdoor stuff because it would be a gorgeous weekend, and then church on Sunday. And probably some more outdoor stuff. It's just going to be awesome here. Lunchbox? Oh, Easter. Bunny Foo-Fu-Fu man.

Easter Sunday. Big holiday here. Little Bunny Foo-Fu? Yeah, we went hopping through the forest. No, I like you guys don't know Little Bunny Foo-I-Fu. I don't know Little Bunny Foo-Boo-Boo-I've heard it maybe once. I mean, break itself a little. Little Bunny Foo-Fu-Fu went hopping through the forest.

That's all I got. What was he doing? I know they were looking for eggs. Yeah. Eddie? Dude, my mom and dad coming to town today. It's a big weekend. So the kids are really excited.

I'm really excited to my parents, and we're going to spend Easter. They drive from Texas? They do. They drive. Wow. Yeah. Mm-hmm. They haven't come up here in about six months.

I'm going to Minneapolis. I'm going to watch John Mayer. Come back in time for Easter. I'm a new, uh, Lindsay's a big Easter, like, cooker. So she's going to make, all she has, all these. What's she making? So are we all coming over for lunch? Yes, that's what I'm thinking.

Yeah. Bring the parents over? She probably would be like, that's great. Oh. And she'd make a hundred things. We're just kidding. We won't do that. Because she would be like, absolutely.

We can go to Amy's and eat in her closet. Yeah. Huge. They're so funny. Yeah. That's a plan. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, and don't forget, you can subscribe to the Bobbycast. Just go to iTunes and search Bobbycast.

I think next week, like Jake Owen may be coming by. Cool. I think. Hey, Mike D. Can Mike D. Can Mike D. Who's coming by the BobbyCast next week? Do we know?

Yeah. Who's coming by? Yeah, okay, Jay going. Yeah. Okay, Jay going. Yeah. And Dirk's, maybe? Are we still waiting on Dirk's?

Yeah, I don't know. Thank you. All right. You said, Jake, Owen. All right. Hey, hey, dude. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool, dude.

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