The Bobby Bones Show - Help Us Build A Home For A Hero! + Bobby's Gross Bath + The Hobby Challenge + Eddie Started Adoption Classes

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

We're building a hero a home! Our new patriotic #PIMPINJOY line benefits Army Sergeant Jerry Majetich & his wife Mary-Ella. He shared his story with us! You can get items HERE! We each submitted o...ur favorite hobbies. The show members draw a hobby from the hat and starting next week we have to do someone else’s for 20 mins a day. We learn in “What’s the Haps” that Bobby had a gross incident involving a bath bomb…and Eddie has started adoption classes.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:45 into real addresses. Get started at Redfin.com. Own the dream. What's happening, friends? Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. Today, later today, we sell our red, white, and blue, our July 4th, Pimpin Joyline. It goes up in a couple hours. We're also going to talk to Army Sergeant Jerry Majetic who served, who got hit with an IED, had, you know, was shot in a firefight, over 80 surgeries. And what we're doing, why we're selling that is to build him a home. We don't keep any of that money. So in a couple hours, we'll put that up at bobbybones.com. So we're here. I'm super excited. We're here. Today's going to be a good day. Amy, how are you? I'm doing good. Hey, what happened with your daughter? I know she was flying by herself for the
Starting point is 00:03:38 first time. Yeah. Was she nervous beforehand? No. In fact, anytime we've traveled the last three years or so, we've taught her how to go through an airport. She has to read her ticket herself, lead the way. Like, she had it all figured out because she's always wanted to fly alone. Like, she's like, yes, I can do this. It's going to be fine. And then, of course, she went to go be at my niece's graduation in Colorado. Does she fly out there by herself? No, she flew out there with my sister. And then the plan was, then you'll return home alone, home by yourself. And so I guess, you know, of course, the day we had her book to travel home, there's weather and issues and delays and flights getting canceled,
Starting point is 00:04:16 and she had a layover in Dallas. How long was her flight delayed, first of all? Oh, well, it was supposed to take off at 10 a.m. out of Colorado, and then I think eventually left at 3 p.m. She had a five-hour delay. Hank chilling at the airport. 13? 14.
Starting point is 00:04:32 14. And then she got to Dallas and learned that she had been re-booked. for a flight the following day. And I'm like, what? She's 14. Yeah, the following day. Well, plus, I was freaking out because I was tracking her flight. And it said, oh, you know, Stasheera has been rebooked for 10 a.m. the next day.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Did she have to stand a hotel by herself? No, no, no. We got it figured out. Luckily, they knew she was a minor and she had, they have escorts and people that are equipped. But I didn't know what they were going to do. I was about to, I was freaking out. You know, Mary, our friend sent me, she's like, okay, who do we know who lives in
Starting point is 00:05:03 Dallas? She's like, we got Mike signs. Or we got, which is like our friend here, and we have another friend. So I was just thinking of ways so that she wasn't stuck in Dallas by herself. And luckily, they rebooked her on a flight late at night. She landed back in Nashville safely, but it was pretty late, and she was not happy. So she's all in, though. Now she knows how to do it all.
Starting point is 00:05:20 She knows how to be delayed, rebook, change gates. I mean, yes, but I felt for her because it just was not a good experience. So won't, won't. That's called baptized by fire. Yeah, big time. It's like, okay, here's your first experience. Everything's going to go wrong. Yeah, I thought me picking her.
Starting point is 00:05:34 the airport was going to be this awesome experience, her traveling by herself for the first time. And, you know, I had a picture to my mind for days of, like, she's going to run and hug me and tell me how much fun she had. And, I mean, she walked in her face. Like, she couldn't have smiled even if, like, you know, there was something awesome. Like, if there was ice cream waiting for her, she did not care. And I was like, can I get a hug? And she looked at me. She said, no.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I was like, all right, then. Okay, well, get in the car. Let's go to bed. But she's safe. She's here. Yes. And it's just, I'm so thankful. and amazing that she made it home.
Starting point is 00:06:06 And also, you can trust that she knows how to do it the next time if she needs to. Yeah, if she ever wants to. Right. I don't know that that'll be the case. I think she's going to, she's probably scarred from flying for a while anyway, even with the family. She wants to drive. Yeah, but next year she'll want to go to Panama City for spring break. She won't want you to go with her.
Starting point is 00:06:22 No, don't say that. She's growing up too fast. Let's go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call. Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. About six months ago, I went from living by myself to living with a roommate. I was friends with my roommate before moving in together.
Starting point is 00:06:44 She also happens to be dating my brother. Recently, I've been very annoyed. My brother, her boyfriend, has been in our apartment every single night for almost two weeks straight until at least 10 o'clock each night. She doesn't tell me when he's coming over, he just shows up and stays in the living room the whole time he's here. I'm assuming she thinks it's fine since he's my brother, but it still bothers me and makes me feel like I can't be comfortable in my own house. I'm 25. I did not sign up to be living with my brother again. Am I being unreasonable or can I address this issue with her? Thank you, Ashley. Well, first of all, I don't even think it's about your brother. I think if she just had a boyfriend, he would be there all the time in a living room. That's the nature of having a roommate.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I don't think that just because it's your brother, he's there more. I think he would be whomever she's living with. Right. And she still would maybe be uncomfortable. There's always a guy. in their living room. I do think you address this with her, regardless of who her boyfriend is. I think you have to say, hey, I don't even feel like I can walk around a living room my underwear.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Like, after 8 o'clock, can he just not be chilling on the couch in the living room? Can we have some sort of rules? Or she said, too, that sometimes there's no heads up at all, so just maybe, like, at least she knows so she can plan.
Starting point is 00:07:57 That would be weird if it was your brother, though, huh? Yeah. I think it's a little twist to it. It's like an extra, like an extra little jab. I think you have to address it, but also that's, when you're with a roommate, that's kind of the rule. When they have people over, you have people over. You know, if you want to buy your own place, if you can afford it, do it. But otherwise, you kind of have to live with that.
Starting point is 00:08:15 I do think that you can compromise a bit. Heck, maybe it's better at your brother, except some random dude that's always there that you don't know and don't trust. Who probably might even steal your stuff. Yeah, that's right. He could be robbing you. Extreme, but yeah. What do you tell her? I mean, I say you have a conversation.
Starting point is 00:08:32 100%. But what's the conversation in your mind? I think there has to be some boundaries of some sort. I don't know. They're going to have to iron out the details, but it can't just be like boy in the house every night all the time. It can also be, you go to his house some. Yeah. Or go to another room. Like go to, I don't know, maybe they don't want to be alone in the bedroom. I don't know why they're in the living room, but like, can they go hang out outside or in the backyard? Maybe there's a patio or something, but just change locations. Switch it up.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Eddie? You know, I've never had a roommate. I lived with you for a little bit, but I've never had a roommate, and I'm glad after hearing stories like this. I've heard nothing but horror stories. Well, it is horrible except for the financial part of it. Right, you get to split rent. You don't have a roommate because you just think it'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Most of the time, sometimes you live with a friend. But most of the time, you have a roommate because you need a roommate so you can pay bills and split. Morgan, you're around. This is kind of something that would happen at your age. What advice do you give her? I say you set boundaries with the roommate, and if they don't follow them, And at that point, you start to consider looking for another roommate or moving out on your own.
Starting point is 00:09:37 That's kind of the, there's not really an in-between. It's either you set the boundaries and it happens or you kind of figure out another situation. Or you bring your own guy that's gross, annoying. And you try to match her. Yeah. Does she have a brother? He's like 53, married with three kids. That's our advice.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Mostly though it's, man, when you have a roommate, you have to deal with a lot of their stuff. When I had one, we would buy food. and put in the fridge. And if I had a piece of her bread, I would get a note going, hey, you owe me a 19 cents for this piece of bread. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Ashley, thank you. Good luck. That stinks. But is it good or bad? It's her brother. I'm torn. It was going to be a dude. I would almost rather
Starting point is 00:10:17 be her brother than just a random dude. Right. Until maybe they break up and then it gets awkward. Oh, then it gets awkward too. Yeah. So I don't know. I mean, yeah,
Starting point is 00:10:24 be thankful it's your brother in a way, but definitely have the conversation. Don't put it off. That's the mail bag. Thank you. Close it up. We've got your email And we read it on the air
Starting point is 00:10:34 Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag Yeah You can send us a note in the mailbag Morgan, what is that address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com Thank you A lot of restaurants are back in business
Starting point is 00:10:46 We love it Although there is a problem hiring Weight staff Really? They can't get enough people to be in Because now there's this influx All of a sudden They're like, we don't have enough staff
Starting point is 00:10:55 Everybody's trying to hire staff all of a sudden So it's been tough So but you're back We're eating. Food's a little slower I'll say that, but it's just the nature of going back to a restaurant all at once. Let's say you order some food and it comes back and there's a hair in it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:08 A single hair. What do you do? I mean, I guess I remove it and then I just eat around where it was. No way. So that's the question. If a hair comes, I don't eat it at all. First of all, here's what I have this happened before. This is what I do.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I investigate where that hair came from. I look at mine. And then I look to see if it's Caitlin's or whomever I'm with. And if it's not, then I go, I raise me. there's a hair in this. But in the past, I've done that and it's been my hair. Somehow it's gotten into the food. So the first thing I do is investigate where the hair comes.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Then otherwise I can't eat. I'm just mentally gone. It's probably not that gross. In real life, it's probably not, it's probably grosser things that the cook did to that plate. For sure. Then somebody's hair being in the food. No idea.
Starting point is 00:11:53 But mentally, I'm checked out. And I got to send it back. But then what are they going to do that you don't know when you send it back? Exactly. You know? So I'm sending it back. I'm taking the hair out and I'll eat around it. I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:12:07 You? I will send it back 100% and say like, hey, I need new food. Are you going to demand like they pay for your next meal or something? I mean, I would probably ask, like, do I get this for free? I wouldn't be mean about it, but I'd say, like, am I going to get this for free? Because there was a hair in it and then see what they say. Yeah, I would feel like they would think you were up to something if you did that. Then they'd probably really spit in it or something.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Oh, yeah, that'd be terrible. Lunchbox? And I would take the hair to the side, eat half the meal, then put the hair back, and call them over and say, hey, there's a hair in my meal. I'm going to need a new one, and I'm going to need it for free. And so that way you get a meal and a half and you get a free meal. But then you can't eat the meal right there. What do you do, take it home? No, no, no, you can eat it right there.
Starting point is 00:12:48 You absolutely, if you're sitting at a restaurant and you order food and you see a hair in it. No, but I'm saying you eat half the meal and then you want another full meal. I wouldn't be able to eat the full meal. I'd be full already. Oh, he can eat it. I can eat. I mean, no problem. Paul in North Carolina
Starting point is 00:13:01 You're on the show Paul what's going on I have a question Have you come up with a date For lunchbox going diamond mining yet Not yet because up first Is Eddie's walk from West Virginia to Tennessee We have to do our show trips one or time
Starting point is 00:13:14 So not too many people are gone at once But on June 20th Eddie starts to walk on foot From West Virginia to Tennessee Just like the George Strait song Carrying Your Love with me If he comes back And he's alive
Starting point is 00:13:26 We will then focus on the next thing which is getting lunchbox out to the diamond mine to mine for money, basically. Yeah, get rich. I think you have a better shot at that than you do spend money in a lottery. Oh, are you serious? Yes. Yes. Wow, okay.
Starting point is 00:13:42 I didn't think, I thought this was going to be a needle and a haystack kind of thing. It is, and the lottery is like odds. What are the odds, though? A needle in a haystack's odds. Yeah, same. Just said differently. Yeah. I guess because he's actually digging.
Starting point is 00:13:57 But that's the deal, Paul. We just heard too many people find big diamonds. Again, as a kid, I would go to Murphersboro to the Crater of Diamond State Park. Did you find anything ever? Never. Never. Did you know what you were looking for as a kid, though? Yeah, diamonds. Well, I did.
Starting point is 00:14:10 I never jumped in and found a pearl. What the? There's a clam in here. That never happened. But yes, yeah, yeah. But also you knew to, in like the visitor center, they show you what the diamonds could look like. They're not all chopped up and look pretty and you can see through. That doesn't look like a ring? It doesn't.
Starting point is 00:14:25 It doesn't look like you went to Zales. So I would say probably in July or August Lunchbox will head over to the Diamond Mine Okay All right buddy appreciate that call Hope you have a good day All right you too, vote Researchers studying the way that salamanders can regenerate
Starting point is 00:14:42 Because you know if you pull a tail off or if you hold it down And it runs its tail away Yes You ever do that as kids? Yes That they kind of discovered how the process works That humans can regenerate body parts as well The team from MDI Biological Laboratory in Maine
Starting point is 00:14:56 have concluded that humans potentially have the same ability. While salamanders regrow missing body parts, mammals create scars. Scientists say that is turning off the human body's ability to create and recreate their body parts, but basically the scarring could open up ways for us to regrow lost limbs. Who knows it's felt like 100 years of people, just growing arms back? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Like, we've just discovered whatever it is. Because you've got to remember when penicillin? There are these medical breakthroughs that both, Before they were breakthroughs, people were like, there's no way this can ever happen. Because that's just mold, right? And it works in a way of, you know, cleaning out the body, doing... Yes, it's just mold, but it's a anti-bacteria, right? Is that what a penicillin does?
Starting point is 00:15:42 I mean, I don't know. Mike, look at penicillin. My grandma, you said all the time, like, take some penicillin, but I think it's now in a lot of different forms. But now they say the researchers may be able to figure out how to regrow body tissue, the same way we grow scars. They have untapped potential to regenerate any lost part of their bodies, just like a salamander. I mean, scars are pretty amazing.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Like, just when you see, like, a cut in your finger, whatever, and you just watch it heal in, like, two weeks, that's amazing. So I was right about penicillin, kind of. Okay. Penicillin antibiotic, stop bacteria from multiplying and also by preventing bacteria from forming the walls that surround them. So basically, they found this mold, and they were like, oh, now we can solve a lot of these bacteria problems
Starting point is 00:16:25 that humans had. So there's got to be something. What if it's like a starburst mixed with Mountain Dew and a Tums and all of a sudden you take that chemical together and it eliminates herpes. I feel like at some point I've done that concoction. Well, I'm just saying, we have no idea yet.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Or there's something if we just stand under that's what makes your body have a boy or a girl. There's so much unknown. And aliens. I just turn everything into aliens. And aliens. The new NASA boss that came in said they're on it. They're going to be studying UFOs.
Starting point is 00:16:55 now. There's something fishy happening right now. I downloaded a new book that you have to read. Now that you have to. Or listen to it, read it, whatever. War of the world, Dorson-Wills? No, it's fiction, but it's not really my thing. I love nonfiction, but this I'm into and it's called Project Hail Mary and
Starting point is 00:17:12 you'll love it, especially the alien thing. And it's aliens how you're describing them as sort of like this organism and they've got mitochondria but they're like little. I mean, it's you'll love it. We only say there are an because there aren't aliens that are made like humans. There's nothing that says they have to be made like us in any way.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Right. Or that if they are made like us, that our eyes can see them. There's a lot of stuff happening in front of us that we can't see. There are lasers, rays. There are cell phone signals. All in front of us right now. We can't see that. What if aliens are made of that same stuff?
Starting point is 00:17:41 We can't see it. What if they're not even aliens? What if they've always been here? We just can't communicate with them. I have a whole other theory too, but I don't have to go. Or you would. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is.
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Starting point is 00:21:56 HELP, betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Bobby Bonsham. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 30 second skinny. Congratulations to Jimmy Allen and his wife Alexis. They announced they're expecting another baby. They both shared fun baby announcements on Instagram to share the news.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Dirk's Bentley announced the lineup and headliners for his upcoming Seven Peaks Music Festival. He and Keith Urban will headline the three-day event and there will be performances by Kip Moore, Ingrid Andrus, and Randy Houser, just to name a few. He announced the news by covering one of Keith's big songs. Here it is. I'm breathing deeper than I've ever done and it sure feels good to finally feel the way I do. Yeah, I want to love somebody, love somebody like you. Brett Young is releasing a children's book called Love You Little Lady.
Starting point is 00:23:02 The book will be out on August 24th. I'm Morgan number two. That's Your Skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. There's an Alabama woman. She is 94 years old. She got her high school diploma, 79 years after dropping out. Again, she's 94 years old.
Starting point is 00:23:21 was Grace Lee McClure Smith. 94, she has her own ceremony. She dropped out of Hazel Green High School at age 16 in 1942 as her husband went off to fight in World War II. Also, people just got married at 15, 16 back then. They did. Wild, huh? I know. We can't even imagine it to this day.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Even without her degree, the Alabama woman kept education close to her heart. She worked as a bus driver for 30 years. So the school that she worked out wanted to give her a special ceremony. and so she did a little work at the school to get her final graduation papers in line, took a little test, and the next thing you know at 94 years old, she gets her diploma. Congratulations, Ms. Smith, the school wrote on their Facebook account with a photo of the graduate posing in her cap. She said, quote, I don't think I deserve it. She told this to W. H&T.
Starting point is 00:24:09 But she did it. She finished it up. She got her degree. She's 94 years old and better late than never. I bet that felt really good to her. So awesome. Her husband went to war when she was 16. I mean, life is just different, man.
Starting point is 00:24:24 1942, you're 16, your marriage, your husband's going to war. What's he 18? I wonder if you even had to be 18. I wonder if you could just lie about your age, I think, and get into the military back then. Well, shout out to her. There you go. Grace Lee McClure Smith. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:24:39 That was Tell Me Something Good. On the phone is Erin in Illinois. Aaron, how are you? Hi, fine, I'm good. Good morning, Bobby. Good morning, studio. Morning. So, listening to your show and enjoying it,
Starting point is 00:24:55 my daughter and I are road-tripping to Branson, Missouri, and listening about the chocolate, potatoes, which yesterday when I was at work, after listening to your segment on the watermelon and mustard, I decided to try mustard on cantaloupe. And how'd that go? I didn't have watermelon, canadaloupe. It was good.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Yeah. I was surprised. And I only did it because I listened to the show And everybody liked it and was afraid to try it So everybody at work, the girls that I work with They were like, oh my God, I can't believe you're doing it It was good Yeah, you must have heard that on the podcast, right?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Because we didn't do that on yesterday's show But is that, were you listening on the road trip? It was a road tripping And yes, it was on the podcast So I correct myself Yeah, no, no, I just Sometimes I just wonder what day it is I think that's what it is
Starting point is 00:25:39 The mustard on watermelon two seemed gross to me as well I didn't lose But then Morgan Aiden and was like, wow, it's really good So the naida it was like wow it's really good The net it's really good Amy It's pretty good I don't know that I'm be squirting on it at home Right
Starting point is 00:25:51 And I think a restaurant though Could do a little something quirky And be like watermelon mustard And put it on their menu And people be like well that's interesting Because again it's not like they gotta make any sort of fancy contraption You just have some watermelon
Starting point is 00:26:03 There squirt some mustard on it We even have a song about it Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard
Starting point is 00:26:17 Hi Aaron thank you for the call Appreciate that Yep thanks a lot Have a good tell your daughter We say hello too Be safe on that road trip Yep thanks
Starting point is 00:26:25 All right Bye Bye watermelon mustard Hi Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard
Starting point is 00:26:33 High Watermelon mustard high Watermelon mustard We've almost got this wedding Licked Meaning all the invitations are out. We did save the dates first and we did invitations. I have never, ever RSP did anything in my life. And now I'm just looking at it going, let's go. Like, I will always RSP to everything
Starting point is 00:26:54 for now on. Even if it's like, hey, maybe come over today and, you know, pick up some garbage. I'm an RSP. Because it is, I'm paying money for stuff. I need to know who's going to come to the wedding. Well, that's why RSVPs are so important. I had no idea. I had no idea. I know. It's crazy. And I have a friend that is actually planning a wedding. right now and just send out her invites. And she was getting back RSVPs where people were writing in plus ones. Like the invitation was sent to the one person. Dang.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Yeah. But it's family members. So I think maybe they think, so far at least, she's only heard back from family members that have done this. But they're writing in a guest. And they're like, no, invited one. Like if it was a couple, they addressed it to the couple. If it was one person, they sent the invitation to a one person.
Starting point is 00:27:42 because that's all they can do. They can't afford to have a plus one, but now she's in an awkward position. So our CPTs are tricky. That stinks someone right in a plus one because we've had people hit us up and go, hey, you mind if we bring so-and-so? It's like, yes, yes, we can't.
Starting point is 00:27:59 We had to turn people away that were kind of in that second tier of people we would invite and go, oh man, it's weird, but we're not going to invite them just because we have our limit. And we would invite them over your, you know, a greasy granny that you're going to bring over. Did you get my plus five?
Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah. Like Eddie's not bringing the kids. There's no way. I can't. There are no kids. No kids will be at the wedding. And so maybe unless they're in the wedding. Like your daughter's in the wedding.
Starting point is 00:28:22 So they will be there. But now what we're doing is, Caitlin sent me a list of the people on my side, although I don't think there are sides. I think just my group of people. And she's like, these people in your group have not RSVP. So I spent yesterday tracking them back.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Knuckleheads. Hey, guys. Are you coming? And it's okay if you're not. Because, like, for example, I had to reach out to Lionel yesterday, Lionel Richie from American Idol. What do you call him? You call him knucklehead? No.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I say, hey, sir. And I'm only saying this because he's not able to come. And so I reach out. Don't be disappointed. I've been telling everyone that Lionel's going to be there. I reach out and I'm like, hey, are you able to come? We need to mark it off. And he's like, ah, unfortunately, I can't come.
Starting point is 00:29:06 And I'm like, great. But I got to mark that off. I called another friend. I was like, hey, you're coming. And they're like, oh, we haven't decided yet. Well, you got to decide because I got to pay for food and chairs. And we got a seating chart we have to build. Who even knew this stuff was a thing?
Starting point is 00:29:22 And like I haven't heard from Sharna yet. Oh my gosh. Is she going to bring Brian Austin Green? I don't think she's coming. She has an RSP. Hopefully she got a plus one. I did plus one her. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:34 But I would think someone coming from that far away would be a yes. But I'm assuming because I haven't heard from her that it's a no. I'm assuming yes, and I hope she brings him. I'm watching 902.10 right now, and that would be amazing. Is she in L.A. or Australia? She's in L.A. And again, I hate being awkward to me. I need to know if you're coming.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Yeah. I know we're months out from the wedding, but let's go. Can you let me know? But most of them I have licked. My old boss from Dallas is coming. Oh, cool. And he was like, hey, can I bring my kid? And I wanted to say yes, but I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:30:09 who have turned other people away. Mostly, but that's what I was doing yesterday. And I have friends that I know are coming that just haven't RSD- I don't know that I R-SVPed, but I was like, we R-S-EPed you, you're in the wedding. It's like Eddie, Eddie didn't R-S-VP. We R-Ped him, he's on the wedding. Obviously. Okay, well, thank you because, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:27 I was like, why do I need R-S-P? Of course I'm going to be there. But until I've had to do this, I never knew about doing this. And if we were just doing like a buffet or something, I think it would be different with food. but we have to have food specifically taken out to spots and there are people have food allergies now. Who would have thought?
Starting point is 00:30:45 Some people don't want to eat meat. Some people again have nuts. How about for a wedding now? You just eat what we put in front of you. Yeah. Is that too much to ask me? Yeah. Well, also I didn't know there was options. I'm going to have to check out this allergy list. No, it's not check out an allergy list. If you have one, you were to put one. Okay. Well, I don't. I'm good. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:03 But that's what we're doing right now. But Caitlin's been a champ about it. And let me just keep it real too I ain't doing crap I should probably do more than I'm doing And I jump in when she needs me And calls me into it She probably delegates to you
Starting point is 00:31:14 But I'm not volunteering to go to a bunch of meetings Which she does She's in meetings all the time about this stuff And about stuff I would never even thought The tables Just give me some white picnic tables But apparently that is not That for our vibe doesn't match
Starting point is 00:31:30 So I think we're having different kinds of white tables I don't know I could show up in the picnic tables I don't know And every time I get on one of these interviews like, hey, so I'm much a wedding rate. And I have to go like, I'm not planning it. I'm helping when needed, but I'm not planning it.
Starting point is 00:31:43 So, but your friend has a valid argument for people you can't write in a plus one. I don't think so either. So I don't know how she's going to handle it, but I feel for her. You have to get stronger and just go, nope, that's what we're doing now. First, we were like, oh, it's weird. But now we're just like, nope, can't do it. We're not paying, you know, 50 bucks for someone's food that we don't even know. And we're already having a couple people we care about.
Starting point is 00:32:03 So there you have it. That is a first world. problem if I've ever known a first world problem. But I think the big takeaway from this is if you're listening and you're not an RSVP or person, then start RSVPing because it's super helpful. If I could get in a time machine and go back and give me some advice, it would be RSVP to stuff because that's important. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:21 There's never RCP to a wedding. I'd just be like, yeah, if I show up, I would. If I decided to go, I'll just go. How selfish of me. On the phone is Vicky in Virginia. Hey, Vicki, what's happening? How are you? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:32:35 How are you? I feel like you guys. jeaned me on Friday though. Hi, Studio. What's happening? How do we jinx you? I, you were talking about baby names and how unfortunate it is to have somebody named Alexa these days. And right about the time you were talking about that, I was on I-64 in Virginia Beach. Traffic stopped. The girl behind me didn't stop as she ran into the back of me and her name was Alexa. Wait, right after that segment? Pretty much, why you were still talking about the name Alexa, she hit me.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Oh, I hate that. I'm laughing. It's like, Ray. Yeah, that's ironic. Well, are you okay? Are you good after that accident? Yeah, no one was hurt. But I thought, Bobby, you guys changed me. We get calls from all over the country with Alexis crashing into people.
Starting point is 00:33:25 We had no idea. Was Alexa listening to the show, too? I don't know. Well, Vicki, thank you for the call. I'm sorry. I'm glad that you're okay, though, and we appreciate you listening. Thank you. And I wanted to say, congratulations on the wedding.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I'm actually getting married to end of this month. Well, congratulations to you as well. I give you the hold the mirror up. Congratulations back at you. Thank you very much. It's very exciting because we're old. I'm 67. I'm in my late 60s.
Starting point is 00:33:53 He's in his early 70s. Our husbands both passed away and felt like we got another chance at life. Did you guys meet on Tinder? Not on Tinder. Online dating app, not Tinder, though. What app did you guys meet on? Match. Nice.
Starting point is 00:34:11 And how did that, like the first date? Like, how does that go, you know, being 65 plus? Where do you go on a first date? We actually went to this little bar hamburger shop for lunch. Oh, I'm sorry. I just wonder, what date does he kiss you? Is that a first date thing? I only know from being like 22.
Starting point is 00:34:30 I know that because I did that dating. I know being 33, 35, I did that dating. So it's all different. as you get older, and you volunteered you guys' age story. So I just wonder, like, when does he go in for the kiss, and are you as nervous now as you were when you were a kid? I was not nervous at all. It was very relaxed and very easy.
Starting point is 00:34:50 I mean, we sat and talked for, like, two, three hours. Only reason we left when we did is I was actually taking our local police department citizen police academy. I did that. Oh, wow. go. It was so much fun. But I had to go because I had class, but he asked
Starting point is 00:35:11 if he could kiss me as we were leaving, and it was just a little peck. Baller move. It was great. Baller, and so how quickly do you go on a second date, and is it like, oh, should I text him, should I not text him, or do you guys just go forth right then and go like, we're going out again?
Starting point is 00:35:25 He called me, but it was so funny because his name, he has the same name as my daughter-in-law's father, and he had been emailing me a few times, and so I thought, okay, I'm going to finally email him back, and I will set up something. But unfortunately, he's daughter's father and asked him out on his date. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Send an email back. So. I didn't hear back and said, then I realized, Father of God. Oh, no. I just asked my daughter and I was father out, and then I corrected that. I said, sorry, wrong person. and sent it to my Tommy, and he answered me right away, so it worked out. And how long did you guys date before he proposed?
Starting point is 00:36:11 Not that long, like four months, but we've been together almost two years now. We just didn't rush into actually doing the marriage thing. How did he propose? He took me to a jewelry store and said, pick out a ring, and that's what we did. Dang, full Sweet Home Alabama style. Dang, well, congratulations. You sound extremely happy. Am I right about that?
Starting point is 00:36:32 Oh, absolutely. And our kids, he has two kids. I have two kids. They all enjoy each other. Family get-togethers are a lot of fun. So it's just really, it's a God thing. When are you getting married again, Vicki? June 26th.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Well, oh, it's coming up. Well, congratulations. It is. That is a fantastic story. Thank you for sharing it with us. And I'm sorry about the, that's the reason she called. She got ruined. But we pivoted off that.
Starting point is 00:37:00 But, yeah, I'm sorry about that. accident happened, but I'm super pumped that you found a guy, and I'm super pumped you're getting married, and just glad you're a listener. I like you a lot. Thank you very much. I like you guys too. Thank you. Well, you have a wonderful day. Thanks, you too. Thanks for talking to me. Of course. See you later. Okay. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.
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Starting point is 00:41:07 Or do you just use your real name? Just something I've always wondered. That's a good question. Eddie? No, no chance. I've always used my real name. Amy? Yeah, I just use my name.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Lunchbox is a weird one because that's not your real name. No, but I definitely use a fake name also because if they recognize me when I show up, then they'll know my real name and my real information. so yes, I use a fake name every time. What information do they have? Well, I mean, to go food, they have your phone number. Oh, I wasn't thinking to go. I was thinking hotel. But hotel, they can get your credit card number, things like that.
Starting point is 00:41:37 So I always have a fake name or they can say, they can call their friend, oh my gosh, you know, this is real name. Look up his information online. Fake name, they don't know anything. The credit card number thing doesn't scare me anymore. Because I watch mine constantly. And if something's not right, all you have to do, they take it off immediately. Yeah. Like, that's not as much of a thing now because credit card companies will go, oh, that's not real.
Starting point is 00:41:56 wipe it off. Do I use... For food, it's just my name and my card. Oh, you're taking a chance if they don't like you, man. They throw something in there. I don't think most people know who I am, nor do I think that, because my real last name's not bones, and my picture's not up there. I just don't think people know. I don't think people know. You're selling yourself short. They hear your voice on that phone. Hotels slightly different. If we're taking the whole, if there's a whole, if there's a whole, whole group of us going out, someone will book all the rooms in their name. Like if we're touring. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:30 The tour manager books eight rooms in their name. So it's kind of 50-50. If someone's like, if I'm going to do something for a show or something, whomever's with me, will book all the rooms in their name. If I'm by myself, I'll just book it in my name. Again, my last name's not known. And if I'm, people don't know who I am for the most part. People don't care. It's not like I'm Ryan Gosling. You're like, ooh. I do like when these celebs, though, like, do like, I'm staying under Cinderella tonight. Like, that's kind of funny. The only time I've ever had to use a fake name was when I was doing the Dancing with the Stars tour because people would
Starting point is 00:42:58 know the whole tour was staying in a hotel. Oh, yeah. Oh, so what was your... I don't want to say. Oh, you might use it again? Was it a fictional character? Yes, and I do use it at times for things. I use it something for our show does. Do I know this? Oh, is it that? At night. When you guys,
Starting point is 00:43:14 there's a little document. Oh, yeah, okay, okay. Got it, got it. Oh, that's cool. Oh, do you have to check in and say that when you check in? What's your name? That's his name. Don't say his name. I'm not going to say it. Here is a voicemail.
Starting point is 00:43:28 This is from Melissa. I just went on vacation, and before I left at 3 a.m. Last Monday, knowing your new show was coming on, I turned on our TV to Nat Geo and left. My boyfriend had no idea. Well, when we got home, he noticed the TV was on, and we had been listening to the week's podcast from the Bobby Bone show, and he knew you were on Nat Geo while we were gone. So he was not happy I left the TV. TV on for your rating.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Let me tell you. So funny. Had to call the voicemail to let you know. Oh, that's so cute. I'm just, listen, you guys, you listeners have made doing this show so much fun. Doing the radio show, obviously, for years
Starting point is 00:44:07 and doing the TV show. Because otherwise, I would just be stressed and going, is it going to even survive? But you guys have just made it such a cool experience. And I really enjoy doing it and sharing. And this, you know, the episode's coming out Sunday. This is the one where I go underwater. And I have to go in Seattle.
Starting point is 00:44:22 I'm on the ocean floor. in a hundred pound suit. That's one of the episodes. It was really one of the scariest things I've ever done. And I was underwater for over an hour in this suit, doing commercial diving. And she has a great story. So I hope you guys check out Breaking Bobby Bowen Sunday night. Thank you for that call.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Just that's why we continue to try to do stuff, like great stuff. We feel like we owe it to you guys to do great things for others because you do such good stuff for us. The Babel-Bom Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So, Bobby, your wedding is coming up later this summer. and have you ever thought about passing out social bans to your guests? I don't know what that means. Well, it's wristbands that they would wear that would indicate if they want space,
Starting point is 00:45:01 if they're okay with people being close to them, or if they're okay with an actual hug and physical contact. These are for people in a different part of the country. Yeah. We're fully back to hugging you around here. Yeah. I don't know why you say it with that voice. It's fun to hug people.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yeah. But yeah, at this point where we opened up probably a little quicker than a lot of the edges of the country. We've kind of already been hugging. I think we went through that already. And by the time our wedding comes way later in the summer, we're going to be doing more than hugging with everybody, if you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:45:32 We're going going to be going crazy. Oh, okay. Well, just heads up, these social bands are becoming more popular at big events, including weddings or work conferences. And as you would figure, red means six feet away, don't get near me. Yellow means...
Starting point is 00:45:44 Don't go to a social event if you weren't red. Maybe you want to go support. I'm just saying yellow is like, oh, caution. and then green is hug away. I would say, well, that green will get you in trouble. Or high five. You can wear a bubble, but I was going to say that, however, somebody mailed,
Starting point is 00:46:02 does anyone on the show know who mailed me these big human soccer bubbles? Like you put them over you, then you run into each other and play soccer? No. That sounds like a lot of fun. Well, no, it's an injury waiting to happen for me, but I don't know who sent them. And I don't know if it's like a wedding gift, but it's this huge box that I opened to make sure that was really in there. And then it was, and I'm like, what do I do with these?
Starting point is 00:46:21 new thing for like you and Caitlin to do? Maybe it's a wedding gift. A on a honeymoon? Yeah. Owl. All right. What else? So over half of Americans would break up with an unsafe driver.
Starting point is 00:46:32 A whole study was done and it just made me think of Eddie. Well, because people say that how a person drives reveals a lot about their personality. So if they were dating someone and they were a really bad driver or angry driver, then they call it off. They break up. I think you have the story twisted here. Eddie gets road rage. You're a bad driver. There we go.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I'm not bad. You're the worst driver on the show. Yeah, of course you are. You hit things in the parking lot. No, my... You're back into things out of houses. No, it's my peripheral vision is off. But that makes you a bad driver.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Even when I'm walking, I bump into things. But it makes you a bad walker, right? Well, it's a vision thing. Right, everyone, Amy's the worst driver on the show by the bar. Okay, who's the angriest? Well, Eddie is, but you said bad driver. Yeah, bad driver. But also, like, that includes road rage.
Starting point is 00:47:16 That makes you a bad driver. And then also, too, lunchbox has the messiest car. I'm trying to deflect. Amy's just taking shots at everybody out. Just spraying bullet. Well, no, part of the study showed, too, that if you're dating someone and they don't take care of their car, it's messy, then it is a major turnoff. So keep your cars clean. And then did you know that Old Dominion's happy endings, their album title is like really about that?
Starting point is 00:47:40 I didn't know either. Matt Ramsey, here's a clip of him talking about it. There was a song on there called So You Go, and we were debating whether or not it was a happy ending or not. And then, you know, as things do, they get a little inappropriate. We start talking about happy endings. Happy ending? Yes, no. And then we joked about naming the album that.
Starting point is 00:47:57 And we did. So there you go. Well, that's very inappropriate. I think we'll stop talking about that now. I know. It's like, well, I neffed that never even crossed my mind. But now. And if you have no idea we're talking about, don't.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Yeah. Don't look it out. Don't Google it. All right. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:48:15 With Amy. Tell me something good. So you got to love a good DNA test kit story. I love when it brings people together. And in this case, it's two sisters. There's this woman, Victoria Vorhees, and she knew she was born in Phoenix, Arizona. But that's about it. She was adopted at two months old and didn't know much about her family at all.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Well, she took a 23 and me DNA test and it revealed that she had a sister. And she could even see a picture, and she's like, oh, my gosh, we look alike. So now they've been in... Did it tells you you have a sister and a picture? Well, I guess once the profile is up there, like it can give you information, and then she contacted her, and then she had a photo, and she's like, we look like, they have not yet met face-to-face. I got like four cousins every day in my email. It's like, you've taken 23 of me.
Starting point is 00:49:00 This person claims they're related to you. Yeah. But you never show me a picture. Nope. This is a sister, and the other sister turns out she had been looking for her. She knew about her. So, thank goodness they both did the 23 and me. And get this, without even knowing it, they both put tattoos on their ankles of a bat.
Starting point is 00:49:17 What? That's one of those crazy sibling stories, like twin almost, where you do weird things without even ever knowing the person. They both love Stephen King. They love Halloween and hiking. That makes you wonder, is it nature or nurture, right? Because they both love bats and Halloween and all that stuff. Similarly, but was that in them from... I don't know, maybe their mom, while she's pregnant, read a bunch of Stephen King. Because that has to be nature. Genetically, yeah. Like, not nurture. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. It's also wild to find out. you have a sister or brother on 23 and me.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Yeah, and you're 27, 28 years old. I mean, you're looking for your parents, and you know there's a situation there, but you also find out you have a sibling. Yep. Yeah, that's wild. But you say they haven't met yet? It says they plan to reunite face-to-face coming up in Chicago. Man, that would be a crazy meeting.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Mm-hmm. You talk about heart beating fast, being extremely nervous. No, this, now I'm thinking of that documentary, the three identical strangers. Isn't that what it's called? Crazy. If y'all have not seen that, please go away. watch it. It is insane. Yeah, because they didn't even know that they were twins, much less had a
Starting point is 00:50:21 third triplet. Yeah. That's a crazy document. All right, there you go. That's a good story. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. I mean, you can color me shocked that we went number one in Canada. Windsor, Ontario, we go number one in one ratings period. Pure Country 89. Let us say we love you so much. Who knew? The big controversy was, don't put them on in Canada. They won't get ratings. And I was kind of on that team. I was like, oh boy, I hope we get ratings. I just have to say I'm just, thank you so much. Now they're going to open the doors and be like, put them everywhere
Starting point is 00:50:53 in Canada in the morning. So just I can't believe the success of the show there, even after all these years. So thank you everybody who listens there. So what I've done is here are my top 10 Canadian artists of all time. To celebrate Canada. Number 10, Averill Levine.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Hey. I met Averill once at, she was performing on Dancing with the Stars when I was there. And I went up to her and talked to her on purpose to see if she was the real averil. Because you know they say that she's been replaced by someone else
Starting point is 00:51:23 the real avarral died, right? Yeah. Now I was the real averil. What did you ask her? To confirm that. Hey, how's it going? She's like, good.
Starting point is 00:51:31 And I was like, that's her. No doubt. At number nine, a new entry is Teneal Arts. Country artist, Teneal Arts had her first hit. She's from Canada. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Number eight, Terry Clark. Number seven, God's plan. Drake. Oh, yeah. Yeah. God's plan. Man, they've given us a lot
Starting point is 00:51:56 already. Yeah, Canada rocks. Thank you, Canada. Number six, Brian Adams. Come on. It was the summer of 69. Jam. At number five, Celine Dion. Of course. At number four, Alanis Morissette.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Come on. The Bebes at number three. At number two, Shanaya Twain. Right, and who would be number one? My favorite Canadian artist. Who is number one? Is it, I mean, I have guesses. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Michael Bublay? Incorrect. What? Wow. Wow, I mean, he's amazing. Any... I can't figure it out if Celine Dion is so far down there and... The weekend is Canadian.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Michael Bublae, Sean Mendez, all Canadian, none of them made it. My number one Canadian artist, as I wrap up this tribute to Canada for making us number one is... John Mayor Canadian? He is none. No. To Neil Towns? I should have put her in the list I know I thought she was gonna
Starting point is 00:53:17 She should tie with Toneal Arts I put on there Chad Kroger from Nickelback Oh my God Even Canada's like Oh no no no no no Can't argue with all our ratings bombed out
Starting point is 00:53:34 Anyway this is just a little something to say thank you Thank you thank you We can't believe it either that you guys like us Just there's my tribute to Canada Okay now over Let's go to Amy for the morning corny The Morning Corny. What's a pirate's favorite apple product?
Starting point is 00:53:53 What's a pirate's favorite apple product? The iPatch. The iPatch. Okay. That was the Morning Corny. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.
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Starting point is 00:57:32 Open doors to the future for you and your family With the help of American Military University That's AMU. APUS.edu slash military. This hat has everyone's hobby in it or at least a hobby they want to share with the show.
Starting point is 00:57:51 And so you'll draw someone else's hobby and you have to do it for a week. So it's 20 minutes a day for five days, you've got to do their hobby, okay? Okay. I will draw first. You better hope you get birds.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Everyone has put in their hobby. We know what Amy says. It's birds. I have drawn Oh no What is his hobby Oh yeah Oh you saw it
Starting point is 00:58:17 Oh my gosh You probably get to nap or something This is amazing No Oh it's okay I have drawn lunchbox's hobby Yeah Let's go
Starting point is 00:58:26 Where I have to watch Teen Mom Oh no I have to watch an episode of day How long is Teen Mom 30 or an hour It's an hour But if you want to do it
Starting point is 00:58:36 You can do Teen Mom 16 and pregnant. Which everyone... I'll do teen mom. It's written here. I'll do it in 20 minute chunks for five days. Wow. I'll do teen mom.
Starting point is 00:58:44 That's terrible, man. It's terrible. So what we'll do is we'll do Sunday, Monday. We'll do Sunday on it. So do it on Sunday so we have to talk about on Monday. Okay. I cannot believe I have to watch teen mom. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:58 That's your hobby, huh lunch? All right. It's a good show, man. Lift it up on your head. Okay. Draw one out of there. Read who it is first. Ray Moondale.
Starting point is 00:59:11 And his hobby is? Watch the weather channel. Yay! That's awesome. That's brutal. I mean, I guess. Ray, you like to watch the weather channel? I really do. My dad used to do it when I was a kid and I guess passed it on to me. I really enjoy it, especially when the storms start coming in different parts of the country, it's fascinating.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Alright, next up Eddie. All right, give me that hat. Eddie will draw. There are still a few of us left here. And by the way, I'm not short of hobbies, by the way. And I have a lot of time in my life. but we're going to do this. Yeah, four kids. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Bobby! Bobby's hobby is listening to Razorback Daily. What is Razorback Daily? It's my favorite podcast. It comes on every day. No, what are they talking about? Just Brazierback sports? Anything in Razorbag land.
Starting point is 00:59:57 It could be baseball, can be gymnastics, softball. Oh, gosh. All right. So every day, it's about a 20-minute episode a day. You have to listen to the Razorback Daily. Hey, who knows? Maybe I become a big hog fan after this. Lunchbox, you're up.
Starting point is 01:00:11 I don't know who's left. I'm left. You're lucky. Come on, Amy. I hope it's birds. Please let it be Amy and the birds. It's me. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:00:20 I got it. Lunchbox is drawn a hobby. He will. Who is it? Amy, you have to feed birds in your back door. So you should probably get him some sort of like junior varsity bird feeder and some bird feed. Yeah. I can bring him all the supplies he will need.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Including a bird chart. And you give us, at the end of the week, give us like a bird minute. Yeah. Lunchbox, this is going to be the best thing for you. You're going to love it. Sure, sure. This is the hobby hat. Let's go over to Morgan number two.
Starting point is 01:00:56 Morgan, you have drawn. Eddie's. What are you a five-year-old? I have to do diamond art. You're welcome. You're going to love it. So what's diamond art? So they come with little diamond beads or whatever,
Starting point is 01:01:10 and it's basically paint by number, but with little diamond beads. So you can pick Morgan number two, whatever you want to create, and it's going to be beautiful. Are you going to get to the diamond beads? Diamonds? Sure. Okay. And finally, Ramundo. Last one. It is Morgan number two. Boxing. Oh, he has to go box. Oh, that's cool. Every day. Let's go. Give me some gloves. I'll box lunch right now.
Starting point is 01:01:34 I think he can just even like shadow box it. He can put some gloves on to his house. Well, at my apartment, I have a bag. I just need some gloves, though. Oh, that's cool. But her little girl. Your little girly gloves ain't going to fit these right here. Okay. These are sausage hands. Okay, big guy. Ew. Which part of that was gross? It seems like a lot of that little girly, big guy, sausage hands. Like all those could have been interpreted.
Starting point is 01:01:54 It's creepy. Yeah, all. Okay, starting Sunday, we'll do everything for 20 minutes a day. We'll come on with a quick report each day, okay? All right. Eddie, I hope you enjoyed the Razorback Daily. Lou Piz. It is the one thing I have to listen to every single day.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Man. Some people listen to this show. I listen to Razorback Daily every single day. On the phone right now is Army Sergeant Jerry Majetic and his wife, Mariela. First of all, today, heck, like right now, we're going live with our Pimp and Joy patriotic theme where everything that you buy goes towards building Army Sergeant Jerry Imogenic a house, obviously him and his wife. And so, first of all, thank you for your service. Let me ask you, like, where were you, Sergeant?
Starting point is 01:02:39 And then what happened exactly? I was in Al-Dora, Iraq, about 45 minutes south of Baghdad. And I was targeted with a roadside bomb ID. And before being evacuated, I was shot four times, once in the right shoulder, and three times in the right leg. And, you know, if it was a bad day. I evacuated to Longstall Germany. I flatlined the Longstall Germany for 93 seconds.
Starting point is 01:03:09 And unless they had me stabilized a couple days later, they flew to Proc Army Medical Center in San Antonio, Texas, Fort San Antonio, Houston. What was your job in the Army? My last job I was in for 19 and a half years total. But my last job, I was in psychological operations. I was a tactical team leader. And on the team side, basically we'd go out and we talk to the people, we talked to government officials, military leaders, police officials,
Starting point is 01:03:37 religious leaders, and get the lay of the land and see how people were doing. Basically, the job of psychological operations is win the hearts of minds. go out there and try and put a smiley face on and work together. And so you're driving and do you run over an IED? How did that happen? The insurgency was not very fond of me, so they had a target on me. And that was actually the 27th vehicle in a 6 to 9 vehicle convoy. And there were eight insurgents involved.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Three of the eight had pictures of me and my vehicle on them. So you were targeted, were you targeted because of the job that you were doing specifically? Yes, because I would go out and talk to people, and I wouldn't ask for information. I wouldn't go out there and grow anybody. I'd just talk to them and see how they're doing and what their needs were. And we would try and get civil affairs or engineering to meet whatever needs they may have. And eventually, over time, you don't have to ask them questions. They just start to give you information.
Starting point is 01:04:41 And because of that, I was getting a lot of information. So I did not become very popular with the bad guys over there. since his initial injuries, he has undergone 80 surgeries to date. I mean... 82. Oh, 82. And so these surgeries, I imagine they've been on most, if not all, parts of your body. The majority of the surgeries now are related to the burns and the scorebans that burns are created.
Starting point is 01:05:13 It's mostly from my right arm all the way down to my lower back. It's explaining that that I am. Yeah, Mariella, you've obviously been through a lot as. well and first of all thank you for for being with us and and your support for him and our country and so I have to imagine that you know you've seen a lot as well over the the past few years I have we actually met after Gary's injury so I was not with him at the time when he was hurt and yeah so I've seen that he's been through multiple surgeries since I met him when we were at Walter Reed last year I think it was a
Starting point is 01:05:50 78th or 79th surgery that was 18 hours long and it failed I knew that we were going to have a long year ahead of us again last year. We're constantly working at just getting things better and getting him into a position where he's higher functioning. Our goal here on this show is to make enough, raise enough money to be able to build you guys a home that is specially equipped for your needs. How life-changing, Jerry, Mariela, would that be for you guys? It would make me try not to cry now. The home that we live in, I mean, we have put a lot of money trying to make this home more handicap accessible for me, because after many of my surgeries, I'm in a wheelchair.
Starting point is 01:06:37 And because it's an older home, it's got, you know, a lot of step-downs, and the bathroom isn't handicapped accessible. So we've been having to get hotel rooms for, you know, up to, you know, five or six weeks at a time, so she can get me into the bathtub or whatever it is that we need because I'm unable to do it at home. So, yes, it would be, it's going to be extremely, makes life a lot easier for us. Right now, if you're listening to this and you are so moved, we ask that you go over to bobbybones.com. We have an entire line of Pimp and Joy stuff, which we've been able to do this for four years now, right, Amy? Yeah, this is our fourth veteran.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Our fourth home. And so our goal as a team, this room, you listening, is to build Army Sergeant Jerry Majetic and his wife, Mariela home. He is a hero to us. I'm sure he's a hero to you guys listening out there too. And together we can do this. I mean, I think it's kind of our duty to do this. Amy, what do you want to say?
Starting point is 01:07:37 Yeah, I mean, I just want to say, like, you're just hearing everything that you've been through and the fact that we can come alongside building homes for heroes and try to make this happen. We have the most amazing listeners. and I know they have so much gratitude for those that have served our country, and you have sacrificed so much, and you're just a story of hope and inspiration, and we definitely want to see you get into a new home that will be more equipped to your needs
Starting point is 01:08:05 so that y'all can start enjoying more time together, because I'm sure it's a lot if you're having to go back and forth to a hotel and then just spending a lot of time at your house trying to equip it. Like, this will be a house that will be ready for you, and you can go in there and y'all can start your life together. Thank you. It is exciting. I'm not sure how you got our story, but we just want to say thank you so much. We are shocked and surprised about this just as much as we were when we heard that Pulte wanted to build us a home.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Well, thank you guys for sharing your story. And now we will turn it over to our listeners, which time and time again, they just are so gracious and grateful for your service as well. and hopefully I'm almost positive of it. We'll be talking again soon, okay, guys. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. Thank you for your service.
Starting point is 01:08:54 And here's the deal, guys. You're listening right now. Go to bobbybones.com. It's up there. There's a link. Get you a hat, red, white, and blue hat. Some of them are going to sell out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:06 Shirts. We do it in this time of year because we're obviously leading up to the 4th of July. So this is stuff that you'll get in time and you can wear proudly knowing that it helped build this veteran a home. And, I mean, you heard him, and it's a real story. There's so many people out there like this that have sacrificed so much.
Starting point is 01:09:25 And this is our way of coming alongside each year to help out one. And, you know, I wish we could do more, but y'all are amazing. And I know you will show up. And in case you're new and you don't know about pimp and joy, it's like simply put, it's about spreading joy to others first and foremost. And then remembering to choose joy for yourself at times. So you can wear your pimp and joy proudly. And we don't keep any of this money.
Starting point is 01:09:46 None, not a single cent. Zero. And to date, like, Pimp and Joy, because of our listeners, has been able to donate over two million dollars to tons of causes. And this is our cause that we do every summer. And it's just really, really cool. Thank you guys. We'll now leave it up to you, Bobbybones.com.
Starting point is 01:10:03 And if you can't find the link, we'll put on our socials as well. Just hit it up. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good. Back over Memorial Day weekend, John Holmber. Hovis and his friends were out in California, let's go rafting. So they grabbed their rafts, head to the American River.
Starting point is 01:10:21 The only problem is John has a prosthetic leg. And in the middle of the rafting trip, I don't know what happened, but the leg came off and boop down to the bottom of the river. Wow. And so they got online and there's a Facebook group called American River Lost and Found. And there's these divers. If you put a list of items you lost, they go diving and look for it. So he put, hey, I lost my prosthetic leg out on the river.
Starting point is 01:10:44 So they saw that, put it on their list. went out, did some diving, and guess what? They got the leg back. That's awesome. That's a great one. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
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Starting point is 01:11:35 serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space. Available front and second row relaxation seats. Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Starting point is 01:12:12 Available class-exclusive dash camera feature, 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims, seating configurations for 7-8 passengers, available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. Including standard 100-watt USBC ports. Available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at Hyundai USA.com. Call 562-314-4-603 for complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot.
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Starting point is 01:13:35 immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like Simplysafe. Service opens doors. And at American military university, it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you. Learn more at AMU.
Starting point is 01:14:14 APUS. Dot APUS. Dot E-D-U-S-Military. Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS. slash military. What's happening to friends as we check the tote board.
Starting point is 01:14:32 We're raising money through our patriotic Pippenjoy. line with Army Sergeant Majetics. We can build him a home. You might have heard a story a few minutes ago. He's had over 80 surgeries. He got hit with an ID. He got shot. It is one thing after another is he's trying to get his life back on track and we can help him by building him a home that allows him to move around with everything for his needs. So bobbybones.com to get you something. The tote board is at about $40,000. Yeah, last week. Sorry, Ray, I jumped on you at the beginning of the tote. Yeah, sorry. Yes, I mean, currently at 40,000, that's the last that we know of. So I think it's going up, which is amazing because, yeah, this will be a life-changing thing for him.
Starting point is 01:15:12 And so cool, you can rep your Pimp and Joy on Fourth of July and look down and know that you helped build a hero home because of it. Yeah, so in 15 minutes, so we've done $40,000. So shout out to the B team. You guys are crushing it right now as we knew you would. So thank you. Let's go over now and do the news. Bobby's Big. Stories.
Starting point is 01:15:31 A South African woman has reportedly given birth to 10 babies at once. Wow. What? Smashing a world record set last month. Crazy, huh? What do you mean what? Well, I mean, I was like, wow, but then I'm like, what? Because at once. I mean, I guess they all...
Starting point is 01:15:48 Well, they didn't all come out all their head at the same time. It wasn't like Red Rover where you lock arms and come out. Right. Well, I mean, that's why I was processing what you were saying. She's already a 37-year-old mom of six-year-old twins. Initially, she thought she was going to have eight kids becoming the rare octo mom, like remember Nadia Solomon? Oh, yeah. But when she gave birth by C-section, she was surprised that 10 babies emerged.
Starting point is 01:16:14 It's seven boys and three girls. Wow, that's a lot of diapers. That is crazy. Pregnancy was natural, so it wasn't like they had put extra. Yeah, my mind is blown. I did not know that that could happen naturally. I guess if you have that many, even eight, it probably has to be C-section, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you can't have that normal. I mean... You can't just put them out like a choo train? No. I'll connect one after the other. I don't think so. I don't either.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Because they're not lined up in there like that. They're not in line. No, it's like a hopper. It's like at the DMV. Number one, come out. Oh, that's me. By crazy. She had 10 babies.
Starting point is 01:16:49 Wow. There's a $15 million home up for sale in Minnesota. And we see real fancy homes up for sale all the time. But this is the first time I'd ever seen this. So in Greenwood, Minnesota, for just $15 million, you get not only 14,000 square feet of living space, five bedrooms, nine bathrooms, an elevator, a bar lounge, a theater, a cigar and poker room, an indoor grotto, a full gym. You also get an eight-car garage, but, da-da-da-da-da.
Starting point is 01:17:17 You get your very own drive-thru car wash. What? It's built into the property. Well, that's worth it. I've never heard of such thing. Yeah. Surprise Aldine doesn't have that at his house. He probably does.
Starting point is 01:17:26 He's building one right now. He's like, I do, man. Brittany, I just heard on the show, on Bobby Show, somebody's got a garage. Car wash. Piro goes off, build me that garage. It's on its own island, which doesn't suck either. Pretty wild.
Starting point is 01:17:41 A South Carolina man says at one point he forgot about his winning lottery ticket. The player told lottery officials, he had the ticket for about a week, and he was like, oh, I need to check, see if it's a winner. The ticket ended up being worth $500,000. So he drove straight to Columbia to cash it in. The forgetful man said that winning feels surreal. There you go.
Starting point is 01:17:59 That's the news. Close the dot. These big. Stories. I hate these stories that come out and they're like, Hotel employees share the deep, dark secrets of things you should know. Because I probably should know this stuff, but it freaks me out. Number one, never trust the glasses in a room.
Starting point is 01:18:17 Which I don't really drink out of hotel glasses anyway. No way. If I do, I have to run it under hot water forever. I just don't. Okay. You've never been desperate? I'll drink out of the sink. faucet before I'll drink out of one of those glasses.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Wow. Or out of my hands. Oh, wow. You know? Okay. Housekeepers are so stretched thin that sometimes they just clean the glasses with the same rags, they clean the bathroom. See, that's gross. Number two. Guests don't know what goes on in the room next to you. This week,
Starting point is 01:18:47 we had to evict, this is what someone in the hotel says, and have arrested a couple, causing over $15,000 in damages to a room. This was done quietly late at night, and the nearby rooms never found out. I don't know if been a murder over there or what? Quietly. Would you stay in a room where someone was murdered at a hotel?
Starting point is 01:19:02 How would we know? Exactly. Right. But let's say Whitney Houston. Didn't you die in a hotel? Yeah, and I think we stayed at that hotel once. We did. But not that room.
Starting point is 01:19:10 No. I think they turned that room into like a janitor's closet or something. But if it was like a massive room and they were like half off, would you stay in that room? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it'd be worth it to me to do that. Really?
Starting point is 01:19:20 Yeah, nah. Would you do it because someone famous died there? Or would you do it because you got a deal in a room? But a little bit of both. Because the deal is always nice at a hotel. Number three, I worked in security and housekeeping called us all the time for drugs they'd find in a room. Basically, you can have a ton of drugs in your room. And not even know it?
Starting point is 01:19:37 Well, if you spent enough money, then you tell people to stay out of the room. Lots of cheating spouses under fake names at hotels. Well, figured that. Bedbugs. Every single hotel from run down to five star has dealt with bed bugs. That's another one. Dead people. There's that one coming back to life with that one.
Starting point is 01:19:54 And then the last one, husbands will say hello to staff with their other woman on their arm. I guess there's just all sorts of shady folks happening in hotels. All right. The one that sticks out the most to me is the bed bugs. Well, the remote controls are gross. I like it. They put the remote controls in the plastic bag now. Do you guys ever stay?
Starting point is 01:20:13 I mean, I've said at a bunch of hotels because I've had to travel a lot. Some do that. Some don't, right? Yeah, just had that this last weekend. It was in a bag telling me it had been sanitized. I feel like the hotels did a really great job of letting us know that they were cleaning, like, really in-depth style cleaning for a while. But now they've kind of, like everybody else,
Starting point is 01:20:29 been like, eh, we're back to normal. But then there's going to be a story that says that they don't really clean the remote, they just put them in a bag. True. But it's okay, you could push the button from inside the bag. Okay. You know, or you can also...
Starting point is 01:20:41 Or now the bags are filled with germs on the outside. You travel with your own wet wipes or sanitation wives, and then when you get to the hotel, you can wipe down your own remote. I know, and I try to do that, but sometimes I just forget when I get there and get sleepy. Around the room with What's the Haps? Hey! Hey!
Starting point is 01:20:59 What's the Hats? So last night I get home, I run me a bath, and I like 88% hot water, 12% cold water. I like my bath to be a little too hot to get in once it's done, that I got a squirt just a little cold in and make it right. That's how I like to do my baths. And then they get in, and I bought these eucalyptus bath bombs, and they sit next to the tub. on top of the stool and I grab one and it's got a little plastic on top of it
Starting point is 01:21:29 you peel the plastic off and then what you do is you drop it in it goes starts fizzing the water turns colors you feel a lavender it's pretty yeah and you smell the eucalyptive
Starting point is 01:21:38 and so I get in the bathtub and as I drop the bath tub and as I drop the bathroom I notice what is that on like slow motion like no it drops boom there were all these bugs
Starting point is 01:21:49 inside the bath bath bath what? Bugs like almost like maggots why? I don't know why they move in there, lived there. It was like some, I think so because they had little wings too.
Starting point is 01:21:59 You know, maggots sometimes? Oh, yeah. And so all of a sudden, I'm in the bathtub, but naked. Waters turn them blue and I'm seeing little bugs start to like come to. And I'm going, oh my God, oh my God. And I didn't want to get out quite yet because I didn't want to get them on me. So I'm like pushing the water away with my hands. And then I had to drain it.
Starting point is 01:22:19 And then push them all down the drain with my hand. It was disgusting. You're for sure that they were bugs And not like flower or pant You know, sometimes they put leaves inside those bombs Oh, no, no, I'm positive Oh Amy, you act like I'm not a bath bomb expert here
Starting point is 01:22:35 Oh, well, I know, I'm just making sure Because I'm like, my mind is blown Like, that's so disgusting You should get a refund on those Well, no, no, only one was bad This is a pretty good, pretty good little batch Of bath bombs But it was disgusting
Starting point is 01:22:50 And so I got out to shower, I was fine after that I didn't tell Caitlin. I'll tell her today because I don't want to be like, I don't want to lay next to you. You're all maggotty. Smart. But that was the sitch last night
Starting point is 01:23:01 and it was not pleasant at all. And I'll probably take another one tonight. If the second one has maggots in it, then I will be done. Will you maybe put the bath bomb in before you get in just to make sure? Yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:23:12 So you're not in there with the bugs. I really like the experience of filling the fizz between my legs. Because I drop it because my legs and I drop it, boom, and it falls like in between my knees. And then it's like, I like that feeling.
Starting point is 01:23:24 But is it worth figuring out if it's a bus in a university? It's kind of my time. The weird thing too was I dropped a yellow one in a couple nights ago into the bathtub. And we just got our new bathroom rebuilt. So I'm pretty pumped. We have a really nice bathroom now. And so I dropped it in and it fills up and the water's yellow. And then Caitlin walked in.
Starting point is 01:23:41 I was like, did you peeve it? Just swimming in your bed. It did look like I just peed all in there. But still doing the bats. Still loving the bats. The bathtub has like, it's not. a super fancy bathtub or anything, and there's no jets or anything in it. But it has like a lumbar support a little bit, so you can just kind of lay back,
Starting point is 01:23:56 take it in. That's what I do. I take life in, and then I take a shower afterward, though. Yes. So I don't really just lay in my own funk, a bath, a bath, and I walk over to the shower. But isn't the bomb for the bath? And that's have soap in it and stuff? Yeah, but that's a little shower. It's mostly for how it makes me feel. Okay.
Starting point is 01:24:14 Makes me feel good. Also, I thought it was a bath bomb until yesterday. What is it? It's a bath bomb, B-O-M-B. Yes. Yeah, it's like a explosion. What did you think it was? Like lip balm.
Starting point is 01:24:23 Bomb? B-A-L-M? No, bath bomb. Don't act like the dumbest thing you ever heard. You guys, yeah, it wasn't right, but don't act like it's the dumbest thing ever. Well, I don't know. That's why we need to do to spell it out. We couldn't believe you didn't know.
Starting point is 01:24:34 Anyway, enough from me. Hey! Hey, what's the hatch? Amy, what's up? Well, now that I'm 40, I have to get a mammogram every single year, and I went and I got mine. And I don't have, you know, the results yet or anything, but I feel pretty good about it, but just kind of a reminder to go get that done if you can. And then also, it's not as bad as I remember.
Starting point is 01:24:58 I had one done a few years ago, and I was kind of nervous going into it because they just kind of like squish everything, and I just remembered it being kind of painful. But it wasn't bad. So don't be scared of it. Just go do it if you need to get it done and do your self-exams.
Starting point is 01:25:11 And then men need to do self-exams too. And if you find something, then a man should also go get a mammogram. On our chest? Yes. Or on our private. On your breasts. Oh.
Starting point is 01:25:22 Or on your, yeah, I guess you don't have that. PECs. Yeah, you should do self-exams too. So just a little PSA that guys can get breast cancer as well. All right. Thank you very much. Hey, what's the hats? Eddie, what's the haps?
Starting point is 01:25:36 Yeah, so my wife and I are starting to do adoption classes, which is a big, big deal. Wait, really? So you have two foster kids and now, are they saying get ready? So they're saying just get ahead of it. the date that we're shooting for for a termination of parent parental rights is August, somewhere around August. So when that goes through, that means our two kids are available to be adopted. So we want to get ahead of that and be ready. So we're taking these classes. And it's like two hours a day every night. And it's on Zoom. And I got to say, man, I'm pretty, I'm like the
Starting point is 01:26:07 teacher's pet. Like there's probably, there's probably 20 families on there. And they always ask questions and no one wants to answer. So I'm always the person on there. I'm like, oh, yeah, I have an example of what you're talking about right there and they love me. It's so cool. Well, congratulations that you think the adoption part is imminent. Yes. I mean, that's the direction we're headed at. So, I mean, we're doing everything we need to do to make that happen and that's it.
Starting point is 01:26:32 You've had the two kids for how long now? Over two years. And they feel like they're your kids. Absolutely. Do they call you dad? Yes. Well, it's funny. One of them calls me daddy and the other one calls me dad.
Starting point is 01:26:42 Okay, so they do call you dad. Yes. Man, that's exciting. I know, we're so pumped. All right. Hey, what's the hat? Watchbox. Well, I got a bone to pick with Cizan Raymundo
Starting point is 01:26:53 because I was nice enough to give him a ride to the wedding. He's wedding this weekend, him and his wife, and I dropped him off afterwards, and I notice there's red wine spilled in the vehicle. And so I tell Ray, hey, man, I'm going to need you to pay for a car cleaning. He goes, how do we know we did it? Was anyone else drink a wine in your car?
Starting point is 01:27:10 No. Was it your car? No, it was my sister's car. It's even worse. Yeah, my wife's pregnant. I was driving. So that leaves two people in the vehicle that had wine when they came walking out of their buddy's house when I picked him up. But he's like, I don't remember doing that.
Starting point is 01:27:26 So how do we know it was us? Ray? I also believe Eddie and his wife for a time we're at the vehicle talking to Baylor, and I think they may have grabbed some wine. So maybe they need to be thrown into this as well. At or in? Eddie? Don't make me do this. I don't want to get in the middle of this.
Starting point is 01:27:42 You've been dragged in. I know exactly who spilled the wine, and it wasn't me or my wife. That's all I got to say. Was it Ray and Bay? That's all, I'm going to say it wasn't me and my wife because we didn't even touch the wine. How much the car cleaning cost? I mean, my sister got it and she goes, hey, it still smells like wine because I tried with baby wipes to wipe it all up and everything. No.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Ray, you got to pay for this. Yeah, I mean, you can get a detailed $5, $15. We'll cover that. No, more than that. Where is this, 1972? I got one near me. They let you use the vacuum. for free. You guys could go there and not even do a car wash.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Yeah, but you don't, his sister doesn't need to go manually do it herself. That's true. I still, there was a lot of pictures and video of me at the dance floor. Do not really remember being at the van, but I guess if Bayzer did it, we'll cover it, dog. We got you. He did commit on the air. He will cover it. He needs the pressure of Bobby. Do it and then bill him. And you need to get me the bill to get to him.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay. Thank you. I'll go in and take his pay. Yeah. deduct it. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:32:23 AP-U-S-D-U-S-Military. Let's go over real quick and talk to Jen, who is calling us from North Dakota. Hey, Jen, how are you? Oh, I'm great. How are you? I'm doing awesome. Love that you called. What can I do for you? Well, I just wanted a call to tell you that I woke up three hours early.
Starting point is 01:32:46 I couldn't sleep so I could get my Pimp and Joy merch. Oh, we love that. That's so awesome. Right now, I'm glad you brought this up. As we're trying to build a home for Army Sergeant Majetic who was hit with an IED, who was shot, who's had 80 surgeries. As of right now, we have raised $54,000. to build him a home. And we are still moving.
Starting point is 01:33:09 So we are encouraging you guys to go over to bobbybones.com. We don't keep any of the money. It's red, white, and blue. Perfect for Fourth of July. Have some nice, amazing, helpful apparel, help out someone,
Starting point is 01:33:23 and also wear something comfortable and cool. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Hey, thanks, Jen. That's really great of you to wake up and make a point to do that. I ordered for the whole office. I get an order together
Starting point is 01:33:35 and oh, that's smart. I'm excited to get it. Yeah. Everybody, so they didn't have to log on separately, she just handled it for everybody. Jen, thank you for listening to the show. Thank you for being a part of something bigger than yourself and bigger than us.
Starting point is 01:33:49 And we just love that you're listening. We'll talk to you soon, hopefully. Oh, thank you. Love you guys. All right. Bye-bye. I saw it today was Donald Duck's birthday. Oh.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Donald Duck's funny to me because he doesn't wear pants. He's a duck. Winnie the Pooh. thing. No pants, yeah. Couldn't draw pants. I know they're animals to talk. Yeah, Mickey wears pants, right? Mickey does, yeah, I think red ones. Yeah, so it's Donald Duck's birthday. So I do have a pretty dumb game.
Starting point is 01:34:15 Would you like to hear it? Sure. So, Donald Duck, it's his birthday, first appeared on June 9th, 1934 in The Wise Little Henn. Fun fact, Donald Duck has pretty more films than any other Disney character. I'll give you a cartoon catchphrase, you name the cartoon character. If I were to say, oh boy. I can't really do it. But oh boy, oh boy, that would be Donald Duck.
Starting point is 01:34:39 That's a hard one. Okay, got it. Okay, got it. Ready? Write your answers down. Yabababado. What cartoon character said, yabababadoo? I'm in.
Starting point is 01:34:51 All right. On the count of three, one, two, three? Fred Flintstone. Good, good. Beabababoo. What cartoon character said, B, beep, beep, beep. One, two, three.
Starting point is 01:35:12 Roadrunner. Good. Meep, meep. Meep. What cartoon character said, the, the, that's all, folks. That's all, folks. I do terrible impression.
Starting point is 01:35:28 No, that's not bad. Okay. Oh, well, thanks guys. I feel good today. All right, one, two, three. Buggy-Boney. Okay, we have some lunchbox said Bugs Bunny. Eddie?
Starting point is 01:35:38 Porky Pig. Amy? Bugs Bunny. What is Porky pig? It's Porky Pits. Yeah, the D, that's all, folks. Right in my head, I picture the bunny standing next to him? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:35:50 Is he with the bunny? Actually, no one's there. It's just the show. It's just the circle. It's just the circle thing, yeah. All right, I thought that. Okay. All right, rolling on.
Starting point is 01:35:59 Zoinks! What cartoon character said, zoinks! That one I did pretty good. Really good. That's my one. Hold on, what is his name? Zoinks! You got it, Amy?
Starting point is 01:36:14 No. Okay. Everybody good? One, two, three? Shabby. Okay, we have a Krusty from lunchbox. Krusty the clown. Yeah, Krusty the clown.
Starting point is 01:36:24 Simpy. Amy, you have... Stimpy from Renan Stimpy. You idiot. And then you have... Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. The answer is Shabby. Shaggy.
Starting point is 01:36:33 Whatever. So-e-you got too many names in my head. It is Shaggy. Eddie's dominating this. Mm-hmm. Who said, good grief. Mm-hmm. Good grief.
Starting point is 01:36:47 You got this, Amy? Nope. Okay. Go with Bugs Bunny. Yeah. Okay, I'm in. Agreed. All right.
Starting point is 01:36:54 One, two, three. Marla Brown. Okay, lunch, let's talk with Moana. Interesting. Amy went with... Tigger. Tigger. And Eddie went... Charlie Brown.
Starting point is 01:37:03 The answer is... Good grief. Charlie Brown. Of course, Eddie's getting all these... What are you talking about? Amy, you're like a year and a half younger than he is, right? We all watched cartoons. No.
Starting point is 01:37:12 I'm like ten. years younger. It's not true. That's not true. I'll know it maybe. Okay. It's not. Who did?
Starting point is 01:37:21 I am cornholio! I am cornholio! Oh. I got it. I am cornholio! That's pretty good too. That's not bad. Amy?
Starting point is 01:37:35 What do you have? Winnie the Pooh. Interesting. What if Winnie the Pooh was Cornholio? That would be interesting, huh? Would he put his shirt over his head, too? Yeah, he pull it over. Oh, I'm cornholio.
Starting point is 01:37:45 Lunchbikes? Beavis. Oh. Eddie? Yes, that's Beavis and Buttheads the answer. I wasn't allowed to watch Beavis and Butthead. Well, you're 40 now, so you can watch whatever you want. You make the rules.
Starting point is 01:37:57 All right, let's do like two more. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, let's do I am cornholio, Ray. I am cornholio. Why is that so funny? Who's it? Hey, hey, hey. Oh.
Starting point is 01:38:08 I know that one. Wait. Can you do it again? Hey, hey, hey. Oh, oh. Is that better? I haven't thought about these in a long time. That was a good one.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Is this appropriate? Hold on. Huh? Oh, oh, I'm in. Is it? Yeah, it's appropriate. I mean, looking back, this show, this show would be canceled now. Right, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:38:30 Oh, maybe I don't have this right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. And whoever does it. We play it, Ray. Hey, hey, hi. Oh, yeah, and whoever does it, it'd be canceled twice. This is all bad. Yeah, we shouldn't even do this clip.
Starting point is 01:38:41 I don't know why this is bad. What do you have? Yogi the bear. No, first, no. That's why it's not bad for you. First of all, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Oh, yeah. Yogi the bear, boo-bo.
Starting point is 01:38:51 Hey, hey, boo-boo. Okay, that's what I thought you were doing. No, no, no. Play it again. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hi. Do you know at lunchbox? Yeah, it's Fat Albert. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:00 Eddie? Fat Albert. Right, so one. What show? They wouldn't name. Fat Albert. There's no way there would be a show. Yeah, they wouldn't have a fat Albert now.
Starting point is 01:39:09 No chance. And then secondly, it's all voiced by Bill Cosby. Mm-hmm. He created the whole series, yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, that showed him been canceled twice. For sure. All right, guys, up for grabs.
Starting point is 01:39:19 We're going to pitch to the network, Fat Albert. Ooh, I don't know, Mike. We don't feel good about the name. Well, who's the voice about Billcott? Eh. They did one of those sticks, so they pull them off by the neck on the side of the stage. Get him out of here.
Starting point is 01:39:33 Okay, let's do one more. I sell propane and propane accessories. Oh, love it. Okay. I sell propane and propane accessories. Amy? Family guy, dad The dad and family guy?
Starting point is 01:39:51 No. Lunch bikes. Hank Hill. Eddie? Hank Hill. Is that the best you can do with Hank Hill? Yeah, that was pretty bad. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:39:57 I don't do impressions. You can't do Hank Hill? I bought a bad. Can you do it? Yeah, I sell propane and propane accessories. No, you sound like Luke Brown. That's good, but you do it. That's the same Luke Brown impression.
Starting point is 01:40:09 Hit it. I sell propane and propane accessories. Do it again, Eddie. I sell propane and propane accessories. That's my kind of night. I got that real good. Let me go over and talk to... I have a couple questions here I want to take.
Starting point is 01:40:30 Hey, Ray, put Laura on who looks like she's on line nine. Laura, hi. How are you? The morning studio. Morning. What's happening? Just was calling to find out on the Pimp and Joy site. Can you buy anything on the site that will support this?
Starting point is 01:40:46 or is it just the specific patriotic mind? It's anything. It's all Pimp and Joy. So, yeah, there's purple things and tie-dye things and peak things. Or we have joggers or camo stuff. And, yeah, so all Pimp and Joy, all items and all proceeds will go towards building the hero home. We just put out the patriotic line because you get it in time Fourth of July and he's a hero. Right.
Starting point is 01:41:07 He went and fought for our country. And that's when he was hit by an IED, which he was shot. And we're trying to build him that house. And so, but thank you for that question because I think a lot of people are probably wondering that. So that was a great call. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. All right, bye-bye. Let's go over now and talk to Elisa in Virginia.
Starting point is 01:41:26 Hi, Elisa. Is that how you're doing? Good morning, student. It is. Okay, cool. Say good morning studio again. Interrupted you trying to get your name right. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:41:35 Good morning studio. Morning. How are you? We are good. Thank you for calling. What's happening? Yeah. So my husband and I, we own a company where we're,
Starting point is 01:41:46 We work with the military. And one of the biggest things that we do is that we want to give back to that exact community. And so I was so excited to hear about what you guys were doing. Building one of our military members who was in Iraq and has been through 80 surgeries, building him a house. So I pulled over on our countryside road, and I called in because our company would like to donate $10,000. Come on. What?
Starting point is 01:42:16 Oh my gosh. I just got goosebumps. And what is your company called? Freedom Defense Group. Well, that is extremely amazing. We are so grateful. Mostly I know that Sergeant Majetic is going to be so grateful to because, you know, what I always say is, you know, we, this is so much bigger than we are. And by we, I mean, all the listeners out there is, as great as it is that we are coming together and we're buying stuff or donating stuff.
Starting point is 01:42:42 This is about something bigger and it's about people who serve our country. country and, you know, fight for our freedoms and the fact that you called and are donating that, that is just amazing and warms my heart, Lisa. So thank you very much. For all that you guys are doing. So do we put her on hold? Yeah, let's put her on hold. I want to get her info. So we would love to send you something as a thank you and then make sure how you can donate to the right nonprofit. Of course. And if you all need help building, we will come and drive down and be there.
Starting point is 01:43:13 Oh, my gosh. couple repairs in my house if you use a little work from being honest. Elisa, thank you. Ray, if you put her on hold. Okay, let me say this. We have another update here. About an hour ago, we talked to Sergeant Majetic and we said, hey, we're putting this up at bobbybones.com. And we came on 15 minutes later and said we'd raised $40,000. Then we said $54,000.
Starting point is 01:43:33 The latest number is $80,000. And that is not including their $10,000 donation. So $90,000. So awesome. I mean, our listeners are amazing. Thank you, thank you, thank you. To everyone who has bought a t-shirt or a hat, we don't keep a single penny.
Starting point is 01:43:52 Not a single penny of this money goes into our pockets. Penny in pockets. It doesn't go anywhere like that. It goes to help him have us build this house. We don't build it. Homes for Heroes builds it. Building Homes for Heroes, yeah. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:44:05 And, you know, yeah, it's customized specifically for his needs. If you miss the interview with him earlier, hopefully you can go back and listen to it on the podcast, because it really is a story of hope and super inspiring. Thank you all. Thank you all. You're making a difference whether you know it or not. Big time. Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 01:44:24 Story of the day. This story comes to us from England. A known drug dealer was pulled over by cops. He's like, I got to get away. He starts running, running, running. He sees an open building. He goes, yeah, I'm going to hide in there. Runs, hides.
Starting point is 01:44:36 It was a police station. How he hid in a police station. Was there not a big badge on it or like? The police? Metro police. Stay here? I don't know, but he just saw the door, ran in and hidden office and a bunch of cops. Like that, that story we talked about where those, that drunken dude went into that, the wrong house.
Starting point is 01:44:54 And it was a bunch of cops that were staying at that Airbnb. That's right. Yeah. He was like, oh, I'm going to sleep here. There's four cops that were in for like a, you know, some sort of cop, you know, gathering. That's bad luck, man. All right, there you go. I'm lunchbox.
Starting point is 01:45:06 That's your bonehead story of the day. There's a friends themed cruise set for 2022. which sounds pretty fun. I would want there to be, you know, some of the people from the show. Obviously, the main six aren't going to be on there. They make way too much money to have to go get on a cruise with people. Oh, yeah. And even some of the artists that do this, they get on the boat,
Starting point is 01:45:26 sometimes the helicopter puts them on, they perform, they take the helicopter back out. Oh, yeah. So that's the big ball or acts do. But I wouldn't mind like Gunther being on there, Janice being on there. That'd be cool. And then, you don't have to hang out with you if you're them and I'm me. But I want you to tell stories like,
Starting point is 01:45:43 Each night there's some sort of get to know what happened behind the scenes on the show. Yeah, I could see that. Gunther, that's probably a good one. He hung out with them so much in the coffee shop and behind the scenes. He probably has some good stories. And there's like a night of like, we were all extras on friends. And they tell stories about what they saw. Oh, have I shared the fun fact about Gunther?
Starting point is 01:46:03 I don't know. It just popped into my head. I know one too. Go ahead. Okay, well, it's the, I mean, maybe I learned it on the reunion. But he became the barista person because he was the only extra. that knew how to work the cappuccino machine. Yeah, that's usually the only fun fact
Starting point is 01:46:17 that I got there for the past 10 years or so. And I think he started off not as a person with any lines. He was just an, he was literally just an extra. I think they were like, anybody know how to use a cappuccino machine? And he raised his hand. So I would go on a cruise if it were, first of all, I wouldn't go on a cruise.
Starting point is 01:46:32 I got so seasick shooting the deep sea fishing episode of Breaking Bobby Bones. I'm scared to get on the water at all now. Yeah. But what TV show would you want to do a cruise for? Because I would do the office. Because a lot of them will probably still go on. It's not like they've made huge money.
Starting point is 01:46:46 But I think an office cruise, three nights, every night there's some sort of panel. You ask questions, you learn. That will be fun for me. What about you? Aside from Friends, right now I would go with 902.0. Love that show, huh? Well, I mean, I'm just totally dialed in. It's on who.
Starting point is 01:47:01 The old version, too? The old. That's the only one I'm watching. I'm rewatching the whole original series. And it's amazing. And I would love for, you know, to hang out with the whole cast. You probably could. You probably could too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:14 Me Seinfeld for sure. A whole boat trip of comedy. How fun would that be? But they wouldn't be on there. I think the difference in the office, my people didn't make a bunch of money. They made fine money. Amy's people. They'd actually come probably.
Starting point is 01:47:26 They'd probably work on the ship too. I bet we can get Kramer on the ship. Oh, I bet he'll do. Yeah. It'd probably do anything. So anyway, 2022, that's going to happen. The Friends-themed cruise. That's cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:37 I wish it was like a Friends-themed, you know, land exhibit. Just like a night. I'd like that more. Have a great day. We will see you on Thursday's show. Bye, everybody. Yeah. Bobby Bones Show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days,
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