The Bobby Bones Show - Hillary Scott Talks About Her Pregnancy + Should Kids Drink Coffee + Eclipse Recap
Episode Date: August 22, 2017Hillary Scott of Lady Antebellum calls the show to talk pregnancy, coffee for kids and highlights from Eclipse 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnyst...udio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This show.
Come, Bobby.
Morningty.
Thank you for waking up with us here on Tuesday.
Morning Studio!
Morning!
People on the phone here want to talk.
Lisa in South Carolina.
Good morning.
Good morning.
You know, I played that Namaste song
The Raging Idiots wrote it,
and I can't believe people actually like it, like it.
I love it.
I'm sitting here trying to sing it as it's going along.
At first time I get to hear it,
and I love every single bit of it.
Like, as a joke.
The joke?
No, I love it.
I mean, really, I'm sitting here,
I was really trying to sing the words to it,
and that line with the best-looking,
bad influence, I cracked up. I loved it. Well, thank you. I don't even know people are pulling
wool over my eyes with it. No, we're not. Well, I appreciate that. We put out a song called
Namaste, the raging idiots did. Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably got to hit the
row, but namaste. Namaste. Namaste. I'm proud to be responsible,
but you're making it impossible. In the spandex pants looking a
Flexible and you're down with all
Namaste
You're on the air
Dario, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, what's going on with you?
Well, first of all, I'm a first time caller.
And I heard Namaste this morning for the first time,
and I'm so obsessed.
I'm for sure going to have it on repeat all day long
and I'm going to annoy all of my office coworkers
because it's so good.
You know, people would always pick on me back in school.
They'd be like, oh, Bob, you're the coolest,
but they really make fun of me.
Like, oh, you're the prom king.
You're cool.
I never was prom king.
And never would.
Oh, you're the coolest guy.
I feel like this joke.
No, you don't feel that way.
It's not.
Well, Dario, I appreciate you.
Yeah, I appreciate you.
Thanks for calling.
I should give you a real one.
I just want to get compliments.
I don't feel, I feel like there's a joke behind them.
Appreciate you!
Hey, thank you.
Hey, thank you very much.
Let's start Tuesday's show.
Come on, baby, let me jump in on those stretches you're doing.
Namaste.
You know, some on iTunes if you want to.
I'll buy it if that matters.
I paid for it.
Yeah.
Bobby Booms.
Come on.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Listen to this one, Amy.
Ricky Stewart, a Utah high school student, is getting married next month.
But instead of registering for items for herself, she's asking for shoes and backpacks
give to homeless children at her school.
Oh, wow.
So the whole registration is, hey, buy this so I can give it to them.
That's awesome.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
She found out more than 100 homeless students attend her school.
Her wedding registry, I looked at it, tennis shoes, backpacks, winter coats, donations.
People that aren't even on the guest list are finding it and buying stuff.
Wow.
And then it's crazy, too, because there's so many times there's people homeless at school or kids homeless at school, too, that you have no idea.
Yeah.
So it's like this is also awareness for that.
That gives me chill bumps.
That's an awesome thing.
That's an awesome thing.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond.
The eclipse was yesterday.
Totality lasted for about two minutes in some places.
Eddie got a pretty awesome pick from Nashville.
See it on his Instagram at producer Eddie.
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What that eclipse, huh?
I mean, I thought it was much cooler than I thought it was going to be.
Whenever the lights went out, because I had no cloud cover, I had full totality,
and it went out, and all my neighborhood lights came on.
Downtown, which I can see from my house, it all came on, all the lights.
and for about a minute it was wild.
The bugs started going chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
It was cool.
I was confused.
I was like, oh, I guess you gotta go to bed.
Like, I went into my room and laid down
because I thought I was having to go to bed
for the show the next morning.
It was pretty cool, though.
And I thought it was going to be way dumb.
And I walked outside of my house,
and it's on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
I walk outside, and there are people everywhere.
Yeah.
And they're like, Bobby, we want to know if you want to know.
That's eclipse.
I was like, well, thanks for coming, everybody.
That's all, no, no, they were just there because I live on a hill and everybody wanted to get up higher.
It's a good hill to be on.
I guess.
It's not like you're really that much closer to the bright moon.
Well, there's people on roofs in my neighborhood, like climbing up everywhere.
That's my point.
Yesterday.
You're not that much closer.
Like, you're not above the clouds.
But it was part of the experience.
I guess.
But I will say that I thought it was like, well, who cares?
And then I cared because it was cool.
And I got full totality.
I had a cloud.
People had fun with that word.
Totality.
It's the actual word, though.
And that's the rarest, because the clips
happened, a partial of the clips happened, but
it's the word whenever, because we got it here.
The next one goes up through Austin
and Hot Springs, Arkansas, and up that way.
And that's in like seven years. Wait, wait,
100 for this one, and then like, Wednesday
we get another one. So, but
it was cool. I'll give him that. Shout out
to the totality of the class.
Yeah.
Tuesday's Good News starts right now.
All right, shall go first.
Lynn Nelson in Massachusetts,
she bought a scratch-off lottery ticket.
It's called the hit $1,000 game.
She didn't know she was going to hit it, but she hit it.
She won $1 million.
Like, bam, bam.
Wow.
She's splitting the prize with her five coworkers.
That's nice.
She's like, we all work together.
Yeah, that's like us.
Yeah, except we'd never see lunchbox again.
Yep, I'd be out.
I'd be $5,000.
I'd probably buy you guys a little something.
Not enough I'm splitting it straight up.
She's splitting with the co-workers.
She said we've all worked together and spent our lives together for so long.
Yeah.
Splitting it.
Yeah, good for her.
Selfless.
Amy?
Well, a Rhode Island cop hand delivered a little girl's favorite stuffed animal after she left it at a park.
Yeah, her little favorite puppy, Bubbles, left it apart.
So her aunt posted on Facebook that Bubbles was lost and missing.
and if anyone found it to just leave it at the playground,
well, they didn't know that the officer had found bubbles,
and he didn't just leave it to the park.
He drove it to their house, delivered bubbles, safe and sound.
Dang, lunchbox.
Kevin Hayes was pulling into his neighborhood down in San Antonio,
and he's driving, he's like, whoa, there's some black smoke,
and he drives up and the house is on fire,
so he runs to the front door, bangs on the front door,
and gets a mom and three kids out,
and the fire had spread to the neighbor's house.
He went next door, called his neighbor, didn't answer,
and he goes, I'm not home,
Or he answered and said, I'm not home, but my dog's in there.
Kevin bust down the door, saves the dog.
Boom.
So he saved.
A mom, three kids, and a dog.
Woo!
That's two houses he saved.
That's what I'm talking about, Kevin.
Yeah.
Kevin, shout out.
Kevin got a lot of shout-ups.
That a boy.
A New Jersey couple got engaged during the solar eclipse in Gallup in Tennessee.
Something magical happened.
Has the moon?
Nah, I just for you.
Sorry.
It was happening
It's got Phil
He said
She said
Hey hey you want to
Let's get married
It's a once in a lifetime
Chance
You're a once in a lifetime
person
Cute
And then they drove
13 hours back
Oh
Because they drove down
To see it
Oh
Yeah
By the way
Good morning to everybody
Hey
Here's Ray
Our audio producer
Has this theory
On how
Commercials are
Going to sound
In the future
And he's made
Some of them
Now these aren't
These aren't paid
Okay
He just wanted me
To show
What they would be like
This is his theory
On what
What commercials
Are gonna be like
In the future
So if I were like
man, everybody's having a good day today.
Sleep number.
And what I want you to think about is,
that's Ray doing a, like, sub-criminal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like in the movies back in the day
when they show popcorn and stuff.
So I'd be like, you know what?
Yesterday the eclipse was awesome.
I was feeling pretty good.
Westrock coffee.
And I was needing a little bit of coffee.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, and so I wanted some food
because the eclipse was happening.
And I was so hungry.
Screaming Sicilian.
And so I didn't know what can appease it again.
I mean, I'm thinking of all those songs right now.
Anytime we say a keyword, the...
Maybe it could be, like, if you're on your app this morning...
I-Hart Radio.
And I don't know which one it is, but you're walking around and trying to find your favorite station.
I heart radio.
And you're like, I'm gonna...
I guess I'm going to do the Bobby Bone Show channel.
I heart radio.
I don't know, which...
That's his...
Dude.
He's been up pitching him to sales.
These are the new commercials.
Dude, you got to make a way.
Two things you got to do.
One, carve your own path and two protect your identity.
Life lock.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Lucky flock.
I see what you did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, boy.
Wow.
Hmm.
Suddenly I want a lot of different things.
You want to download eye heart and get life log real quick?
Bob it bonjourn.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Blake Shelton posted
about a two-minute long video on Facebook giving a heart thank you to the
songwriters in Nashville.
he says that he wouldn't be sitting here with the career he has if it wasn't for them.
Yeah, Blake doesn't write a lot of his own stuff.
Any more, hardly any of it.
He gets a pick of the pick.
That's the answer to put that out there.
Like, thanks.
That's you guys writing awesome songs.
I wouldn't have awesome songs.
I think people just think all the artists write their own songs.
Yeah.
Really?
No.
Not at all.
Is there something he said about him being like just super upfront about it?
I mean, obviously if you research it, you find out.
But sometimes they try to like, like, I always thought George Strait wrote all his stuff.
None.
None.
But like, I.
He never really talked about it, I guess, unless I just wasn't in the know.
I think back then you probably didn't say much about it.
Yeah.
It's just kind of out there.
Songwriters, you know, I mean, I do a songwriter podcast where they talk about the songs that write for other people.
Yeah, you weren't doing that back in the day.
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I'm Amy.
That's your 32nd Skinny.
Bobby Bones show
Bonehead
This story comes with from Denver, Colorado.
A teenager has been banned for life from the Denver Zoo
after he jumped over the wall
because he wanted to get a closer picture of the rhino.
So he jumped in the exhibit, got a picture of the rhino,
and jumped back out.
He wasn't hurt, but banned for life.
I'm Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
I mean, kind of worth it?
What?
I guess if you're okay with being banned for life.
Like if you never wanted to go back to the zoo?
Yeah.
Our producer, Morgan, our head producer, had a birthday yesterday.
Turned 25 years old.
Had birthday, Morgan.
It was, hope it was good.
I assume it was.
She was a twin, too.
So they had to share birthdays.
And not only that, it was Eclipse Day.
And so nobody cared about your birthday, huh?
Not really?
Honestly, it did feel a little bit overshadowed by the eclipse.
Ah, no pun intended.
Good one.
Yeah, no pun intended.
but it ended up being really good.
What did you do?
I had dinner with my family, which was nice.
But nothing crazy.
And all they talked about was the eclipse?
Yeah, my dad had on an Eclipse shirt, and they had had an Eclipse party earlier in the day.
Not a birthday party.
Oh, no.
Okay, by the way, who did something for Morgan's birthday?
I did.
Other than just say something to her, like, got her a gift.
I did.
Amy did, I did.
Who else did?
Oh, no, not me.
Okay, just making the rules here, because people get mad when people don't get guests.
from people. But if you don't create change, change doesn't happen. And lunchbox always
goes, oh, it gets me a gift. Well, you don't get people gifts. If you don't create change,
in life, change doesn't happen. Right. She didn't get me a gift. That's what I just said.
Right, right. But she could have created the change by getting me a gift. Exactly.
Life is not about putting it on other people. If you want change in your life, you have to make it.
And the last time I got her a gift, she complained about it, so she didn't get a gift.
You bought a bad gift on purpose and told us you bought a bad gift on purpose.
after the fact, after she complained about it.
And accidentally broke it.
I'm confused because did he just say he did something for her?
I went in there to saying her happy birthday.
On camera because Eddie asked him to.
Oh, you raised your hand like you got her or something.
No.
Fake news.
Fake news, lunchbox.
All he does is say things, he just lies.
Casey in Auburn, Alabama.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
How are you guys?
Good.
Who are you sharing a birthday with?
I share a birthday with New Year's Eve.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah, I never have a birthday on my birthday.
Do you have it a day before or does it just stink and you have one with everybody else?
It just stinks and I have one with everybody else.
That stinks.
I appreciate you.
Thanks for calling.
Courtney and Gallup in Tennessee.
Hello.
Your birthday is on what day?
September 11th.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's a tough one.
I don't really celebrate at all.
Wow.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was like eighth grade.
We were on complete like lockdown and a mom was trying to bring cupcakes and all kinds of cool stuff.
Wow.
Yeah, I just kind of skip over it.
That does stink.
You can't skip, you can't skip over it.
Yeah, I mean, it's a way.
Yeah, but I'll be 30 this year, so I'm just going to kind of.
That doesn't work.
I tried that too.
I tried to be like, I'd be 30.
It's just not going to happen.
You still turn 30.
Bad news, Courtney.
Yeah.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Oh, my goodness.
She should just change it to the 12th.
Yeah, like leapier.
I treat it like leapier.
And just do it the day after the day before.
Yeah.
You can call us if you want 8777.
77, Bobby.
He's hanging out. Amy's here. Fake news. Lunchbox is here.
Eddie's here. I'm here. We're just hanging. Everybody good?
Yeah. We're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't understand why you say I'm fake news. I don't get it.
Just because I...
Eddie, why is he fake news? Honestly, because his headlines are always...
Always lies. They're not factual.
Name one. Never.
We'd be here too long.
See, even Amy's jumping in there.
Yeah.
The Bobby Balls.
It was our head producer of Morgan's birthday yesterday.
And so what did you get her as a gift?
A shirt.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
What kind of shirt?
It's like an off-the-shoulder ruffle top thing.
I love this.
Totally, like, reminds me of Morgan.
Yeah.
I think it'll look super cute on her.
I send them stuff to her house because they didn't get delivered to the building.
And so it was a gift card and then it was a candle.
You girls are your expensive candles.
I got this candle from...
I saw it.
It's nice.
Yeah.
From, not Abercrombie.
What does it smell like?
No, from anthropology.
Anthropology.
And I was, I don't know.
Shit smelled like gold.
As much as it caused.
I didn't know.
Anyway, and so I didn't get to the studio in time.
So I sent it to her house.
And she lives out in B-F-E, man.
Yeah.
Further than I do.
Let me tell you that.
Like, it was.
You drop it off?
Yeah.
I didn't write the letters on the balloons.
Like, because I did someone else write the words on the balloons?
Because I can't draw.
I can't write.
But yeah
She's far
You're far
That's for sure
So I was really shocked
When I saw the present
On the doorstep
I was like
Dang, how do you even know
Where I live?
You need to raise
Wait, how do you know
Where she lives?
Don't worry about what I know
She works here
I can go through records
Oh, good call
I'm the boss
Yeah, I know
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah so
Let's see you
Leslie in Gainesville, Florida
You have a birthday
You share it
With other people
Right
Oh yeah
What is it?
Election Day
Oh,
Oh, dang.
Everybody's thinking about.
Everybody's pissed.
Nobody.
And it's not even like the day after or two days after it is nonstop.
So sometimes I just like to do something small and simple.
Just get it out of the way and move on.
To be fair.
Only once every couple years.
It's always around that time.
It's November 8th.
Yeah.
So it always falls around election time.
Well, happy.
Happy birthday.
You're kind of like, okay, you're picking your friends you're going to invite and you're like, ooh, wait.
You're not going to be in a good mood.
They're Democrat.
Hey, I appreciate you.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Hello, Karen in Mississippi.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Oh, you're a deep voice.
It's Kevin.
I'm sorry.
Kevin, not Karen.
Hi, Kevin.
I just realized that.
Yeah, how you're going.
Yeah, that's good, buddy.
Who you share a birthday with?
Oh, Jesus, man.
It's Christmas Day.
Oh, man, that's not bad.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
It is bad.
It's bad because presents.
Because everybody gets presents, too.
Like, birthday helps me about your special day.
Yeah.
You got to be a little bit resentful that you were born on the day where everybody else gets presents, right?
I know.
I mean, I'm like the best Christmas present my mom ever got, so you would figure they would spoil me a little bit.
That's not always the case.
They didn't give you two, like, the day after.
I don't know.
Yeah, because it's like most people probably just tied into one.
and they're like, here's your present.
This is for your birthday and Christmas.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they always try to church it up.
Like, hey, I got you one really good gift.
If there's two guests, but you know they did.
Dang.
All right, Kevin.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Thank you, buddy.
All these birthdays.
I'm dead.
Happy birthday, Morgan.
Anybody else have our new Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, number two, when is your birthday, just so I know?
Any time close?
October.
Oh, yeah, August.
Oh, yeah, coming up.
Look that on the old calendar.
Okay, so, never mind.
Fake news is not going to get you a present, but he's going to be mad when you don't get him more.
Well, I'm just going to say, I mean, whatever.
I mean, I'm glad that Amy was nice enough to get Morgan a present.
She got me some cereal bars and got Morgan a nice top.
And I got you lottery tickets and trail mix.
Things you like.
Don't go down the hole.
That's stuff you like.
Do you want to ruffled off the shoulder shirt?
Never going to get it.
All right, Amy.
A survey found that about 40% of guys say they get comfortable in a relationship, they stop doing this.
Okay.
So I'll give you the one.
one shot to get it and cancel it out. But 40% of guys, they get comfortable, they stop doing this.
I don't think you're going to get it. You can ruin it. What is it? Kissing. Kissing.
Well, no, I'm not. You want to be a part of this and guess you can. 877 Bobby. 40% of guys,
they get comfortable. They stop doing this. The answer is not kissing, all right?
The Bobby Bones show.
All right, your question is, about 40% of guys say they get comfortable.
They stop doing this.
And you said kissing.
Yeah, I did.
Anything personal, you like to relate to that?
No.
I just was trying to go with, obviously I wouldn't pick that, but normally it's the first thing that comes to my mind is definitely not right.
Like opening doors.
You're taking second guesses here.
That's not it.
You're never going to get it.
Aaron and Tampa, go ahead.
buying flowers
buying flowers
that's not it
let's see
thank you for your call
I appreciate that
how about
Joe
yes
is it going to the bathroom
with the door open
it is not
however
we did a bobbycaster
once in the studio
where Eddie
our video producer
and his wife
they leave the door
over all the time
have conversation
and just sit
and talk to each other
yep
talk about anything we want
this looking
eyeball to eyeball
that's right
that's so weird
you guys are so weird
It's just what we do, man.
I don't know if that's 12 years of marriage or what.
We've been doing it since we've met.
That's like what brothers do.
Well, maybe we're like close.
We're close like brothers.
Yeah, but brothers are disgusting.
It's never going to get it right now.
Tom, 40% of guys stop doing this.
What is it?
Wearing Cologne.
That is an idea.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate that call.
Hey, candy in Columbia, Mississippi.
Go ahead.
It is putting the toilet seat down.
The toilet.
Poilet seat down. That is correct.
Nice work. Nice work. Yes.
Why are you guys booing her?
I said, wow.
I didn't boo.
I felt a lot of negative energy with you guys
because you didn't have a chance of that one.
Hey, congratulations. Candy, what are you doing today?
Actually, it isn't absolutely nothing.
I got hurt in January on the job and had to have shoulder surgeries,
but I'm not going to be able to go back to work until next week.
Are you bored?
I am.
So why are you up this early?
It's habit.
I get up this.
solely to get my kids up to get them on the school list.
Ah, the kids, of course.
Well, let me tell you what.
I'm going to get a prize.
I can't guarantee to be a good one because rarely doesn't even win this game.
That's why it's called Never Going to Get It.
But I appreciate you listening and we'll get you something, okay?
All right.
Thank you.
Hey, thank you for listening.
And as always, I appreciate you.
Thank you.
I was watching Judge Judy in this case is about a dog.
There's a little white doggy.
And it's the girl to argue over whose dog it is.
Like, my dog.
It's my dog.
And so they bring the dog in.
and the dog just starts going crazy, like,
and Judge, he was like, put the dog down,
and the dog runs over to the man who says he's the owner
and jumps in his arms and it's just going crazy.
And she's like, case dismissed, that's his dog.
Wow.
And I was like, that's awesome.
What if he just had treats in his pants?
I mean, that's a different level thinking.
I mean, that's a good trick.
And quite diabolical, but no.
Okay.
This dog for sure was super excited about that.
I also watched where Amy Schumer went with her sister,
and they're like, we love Judge Judy,
so we just went and sat in for a whole day of taping.
That's cool.
And you can see her in the background of like six shows
just sitting there watching the cases.
So can normal people go do that?
Yeah, she was like a studio audience for a game show or something.
That's cool.
And so, yeah, people were like, is this Amy Schumer?
And she finally replied, like, yeah, we love the show,
so we just went and sat on a whole day at Judge Judy.
That's great.
So I thought that was fun.
The weatherman got all choked up because of the eclipse.
Like, people got just all kinds of emotional.
But you got to understand this is a weather.
His life is about the weather.
True.
We've been told people start sobbing.
For some, it's just a life-changing event.
And we may start doing that too.
I'll get my act together, guys.
And I'll be back to you.
I promise you.
Guys back to Chicago, sorry about this.
I love that.
And I'm going to tell you why.
This guy is passionate about.
what he does. And if you can find something in your life that you are that passionate about,
and I don't lunch is snickered because he thinks that guy's stupid. But if you can find something
in your life that you're that passionate about and you get emotional about, that's a once-in-a-lifetime
thing. Yeah. Like a full eclipse like that has happened in 90-something years. Like 1979 was the last
time that something kind of happened. And here's a guy who's seeing something he spent his whole
life wanting to do, studying, and he's emotional because of it. That's cool. Yeah,
I really liked it too. I like it when people get moved by.
I think. It's like when people feel emotions.
I'm going to hang out with that guy. I want to hug him.
We've been told people start sobbing.
For some, it's just a life-changing event.
And we may start doing that, too.
He's so happy.
I love that.
I'll tell you what was weird yesterday was when all the crickets started cricketing.
We had full of clubs.
Terpy.
Yeah, man.
It went full nighttime for like 60 seconds.
All the lines in downtown came on.
All the house lights came on.
Street lights.
I think the bugs were confused.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Yeah, like, where are they hiding out?
It's like, the sky gets dark,
and then all of a sudden they're like, hey, guys.
I just did not think it was going to be that cool.
And then all of a sudden,
oh, no, you're crying.
No, but it didn't get cool, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It didn't get cool.
There were people everywhere.
There were like 100 people standing around my house.
I'm glad you thought it was so cool.
And I thought it was going to be overrated.
That's good.
You didn't like.
You did tweet that it was going to be overrated.
Right before.
The eclipse is going to be like the hangover the movie.
Like, probably it's going to be cool, but it's going to be so overhyped that it's not going to live up to the expectation.
Yeah. And it still did.
I love that. That's so good.
It still did because it was.
And we were lucky because we got to see full toenails.
Yeah.
On both sides.
Totality.
Full tonels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I took a cool picture.
So on my Instagram, Mr. Bob McDonald's.
No, you did not take a cool picture.
I wish you wouldn't stop.
I took the cool picture.
Mr. Bob Jones.
See my picture I took.
We now will do something called the Morning Corny.
It's a joke, and it's very corny, and here.
The Morning Corny!
Why did the robber take a shower?
Why did the robber take a shower?
Because he wanted to get a clean getaway.
That was the Morning Corny.
Tell that one at the old police.
station.
Go buy one just to tell us it.
The old precinct.
Offstairs.
On to that night and joke.
Oh, boy.
Hey,
and show Bobby Bones on.
What's up, Bobby?
One of my favorite stories is the San Jose State football team found out that their
coach used to be a backup dancer for MC Hammer.
They saw it on a video.
And so they made them get up and do the dance.
And it's funny.
Like, imagine all of a sudden you're like,
Coach
He used to dance for Vanilla Ice
And so, yeah
He did MC Hammer
And so they made him get out and do it
He busted it perfectly
From the move 25 years ago
That's impressive
That's 25 years ago
I know crazy
Have another football story
The least datable NFL fans
Like the most obnoxious
Like if you're dating somebody
And they're a fan of this team
Like don't date them
According to this
Drum roll
Number four, the Green Bay Packers.
Are they?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I like Packer fans.
Are those the Cheezheads?
Yes, they are the Cheezheads.
I like Packer fans because it's so cold there.
They love it.
I'm not a Packer fan myself, but I love a Packer fan.
Number four, the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Oh, man.
I have no problem with Steelers, and they show up all over the place, all over the country, all the time.
I like Steeler fan.
That's a tradition-based fan.
Yeah.
Number two, the Dallas Cowboys.
Oh, yes.
My husband.
Pretty obnoxious.
I can agree with the obnoxious of that.
He keeps his chills sometimes.
What do you think to number one?
A fan of this team, they say are the most obnoxious,
and if you're going to date them, don't date this person.
Number one.
Probably the Patriots.
Really?
I don't see them being obnoxious.
Pretty obnoxious.
Because they win so much.
But they win, yeah.
That's why.
People hate people that win all the time.
Oh.
Like me, I love the Patriots.
Jelly.
I'm not even a Patriots fan that grew up a Patriots fan.
I love the fact that they can win so much.
Yeah.
I liked it in our life we get to see greatness.
I like Tom Brady.
Okay.
I bet you do.
Give her a towel.
What?
Clean the drool.
Guys, I'm not drooling.
Like, I just said I like Tom Brady.
What?
Okay.
He's talented.
I think people are haters on the Patriots.
Big time.
Big time.
And yeah
Alain, homie
In a few minutes
We're going to talk about
Kids and coffee
And I was like, hey, it's okay
to get kids coffee
I'm looking at my screen
And I have a screen
Full of calls
Ever from Florida
Louisiana,
Boston, Georgia
And everybody says yes
Really?
I just did not think
It would be so one-sided
But I'll grab one of these
Real quick
And here's a point
Shannon and Gainesville, Florida
Hello?
I appreciate
you calling. What do you want to say?
I have three boys.
And they kind of just wanted it around 12.
And I just feel like if they're going to drink a soda and most people give their kids a Coca-Cola when they're eight or even two that a cup of coffee is probably not a big deal.
And they usually don't use as much sugar in their coffee.
So, you know, they're kind of hormonal and moody in the morning.
So I feel like it kind of helps wake them up.
Okay.
Now, listen, what do I know about kids except everything?
I mean, that'd be a great parent.
Totally.
But you do make a wonderful point about soda versus coffee.
I've never thought of that.
And I know people will give kids soda, no problem.
But maybe because it's hot, it's not a kid thing.
I don't know.
Caffeine's caffeine, but yeah.
I'm not agreeing with you about the coffee, Shannon.
But I do think you made a wonderful point there, and I appreciate you calling into the show.
I appreciate you.
Thank you very much.
Speaking of babies, did you see their baby eclips yesterday that came out?
Yes.
A baby in South Carolina
They named
Eclipse
They said
I think it was meant to be
They're probably
going to call her Eclipse
That's so cute
Yeah, baby girl
born in South Carolina
Day of the
Total Solar Eclipse
Has been legally named
Eclipse
Al-Lezabeth
Eubanks
Not Elizabeth
Like Alice
Yeah
It came to world
8.04 AM 6 pounds
3 ounces
19 inches long
6 pounds
Pretty average
I think that's little
It's small
It is
Yeah 7's about average
I think 8 7 8
I guess seven
I don't know
I've been to this
this is my whole life
here being told
something's average
How much is y'all weight
Do you know?
No
Eddie now are making jokes
to the side
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
You won't get them jokes
Don't worry about it
I don't get y'all's
Babyweight jokes
Average baby weight jokes
It wasn't a baby weight
joke
What about average jokes
In like 40 minutes
Speaking of babies
Hilary Scott
Will be on from Lady A
Oh because she has two babies
in her belly
Yeah, when she has other babies in her life.
But yeah, she has two babies.
So we're going to talk to her coming up in a bit, so hopefully you guys can hang out.
Where should we go?
Here's the little girl's reaction to the eclipse yesterday.
Now it gets a little bit.
All right.
That was Eddie's kids.
Mikey, they did that.
I'd be so like, stop.
You're ruining for everyone.
There is this owner of a homemade submarine.
He was charged in the death of this journalist.
Have you guys seen this story?
I saw that.
This is insane.
So he says they were on this boat
And they got out and he let her out on an island
Turns out he dumped her in the ocean
After she died on board of mishap
Again he claimed that
They finished and he dropped her off on an island
They couldn't find her
And now he finally admitted that he just dumped her in the water
He dumped her?
Yeah, after she was again
Is he telling the truth now again?
Yeah, probably not
Who knows?
But isn't that I saw that on the news this morning
It was crazy
And the fact that he made his own submarine
That's pretty cool.
It's crazy.
You know what?
And all that, I missed that in my brain.
Yes.
Wow.
Talking about kids and coffee and when you should give it to them, if you should give it to them.
Hey, Megan and Naples, how are you?
Good.
How are you?
I'm really good.
What do you think about this?
I do not think that you should give kids coffee because they don't know what it is and they don't need it.
So you hide coffee from your kids.
Do you do the same with, like, candy?
I don't drink coffee personally.
You don't drink coffee personally?
No.
What about Cokes?
Do you give them sodas?
No.
My 9-year-old is allowed to have Sprite if we are at a party.
Yeah.
At a birthday party.
All right.
Eddie, you have two kids.
I do.
And I've given my 8 year, my 9, gosh, he's 9 now.
My 9-year-old, I've given him coffee for, I read an article that it would help with their attention in the morning.
Yeah, that's all of our attention.
Yeah, his teacher was just like, he's just real spacing in the morning for, like, the first two hours.
So we tried like a shot glass of coffee.
Oh, no.
And for the first week, he said it helped.
But then we just kind of stopped because we're like, we probably shouldn't.
So now it's up to a mug.
So now he does a judge.
Now he's got the grande.
Start of the shot.
Dad, I need to go back.
I need to get a grande frat before we head into second grade.
No, we mix the coffee.
We're like, we better not.
I guess whenever he's just like older.
Was he drinking it black?
Yeah, just straight.
We'd make him take a shot of it.
Yeah.
We'd like, go, go, go.
And he'd take a shot.
We'd take him school.
So many bad things at once.
Yeah.
He was doing coffee keg stands.
He's got like every bed.
Oh, no.
You're on the air.
Nadine in Georgia.
Hi.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What's going on?
Nothing.
I was just calling in my 8, 10, and 13-year-old all-drink coffee with me in the morning.
Wow.
Tell me more.
Tell me more.
Well, it's actually my now 8-year-old.
When she was 7, she started asking if she could have some, and so I let her try it.
I started drinking.
drinking coffee. Gosh, I was super young when I started drinking coffee, but, um, and she liked it.
And then it actually, because she started drinking it, the older two wanted to try it as well,
and now we all drink it in the morning together.
That's crazy. That's funny. That's good. Hey, I appreciate that story. I appreciate you.
Yep, I appreciate you. The thing is, I don't like coffee. I still don't like coffee. It
tastes so gross to me. I get it, though, because I'll have a chai latte, which is a little espresso
in it. Mm-hmm. And I don't like to taste of it so much.
But man, it doesn't give me an end up sometimes.
I don't think I want my kids amped like that.
But, okay, you give them sugar, same thing.
You give them soda, same thing.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, coffee's a stimulant.
It's different.
I don't know.
I don't think I will give my kids coffee.
So what age?
Probably when they go to college.
College.
High school.
Okay, Eddie and Facebook.
Yeah.
Eddie's never like, high school.
The answer is.
Okay, 18.
No.
Here's the, let me listen.
What's the answer?
What's the answer?
As soon as they can drive themselves, they can drive themselves to get coffee.
She's 16.
If it's a no, the answer is 16.
That's when they can go drive themselves the way.
I agree with you, bones.
I like it.
Consult a physician.
Coffee is so cultured now and cool that at 12 or 13th is probably going to be when kids start to regularly drink coffee.
Well, they're going to drink it black.
They're not going to be getting no, like, sugary frappuccino situation.
Because then you've got the caffeine and the sugar, no thank you.
I might have to be real fun to live in, let me tell you.
Yeah, sounds like it.
It's from your husband.
It already sounds like it is.
What?
Nothing.
What?
He says something about living with me, being fun.
Yeah, that.
Don't worry about what we're talking about.
Uh-oh.
Talking to my kids in coffee, Amy and Chesapeake, Virginia, or as we call it,
Chesapeake!
You're on the air?
Hi.
You're all?
What would you like to say?
Well, I kind of agree with the lady who called earlier about giving kids
soda and Coke.
I think if you can give a kid a Coca-Cola or the Frappuccino's from Starbucks and all that,
why can't you give them a cup of coffee?
I think people, when they hear the word coffee, they're like, oh, no, no, no, no,
not for my little one, but you'll turn around and give them a cup of hot chocolate and think
it's justified.
You know, I think because two things, one, Coke compared to coffee, coffee's hot and
can burn the kid, and that's the thing.
And two, coffee's always just been considered an adult drink.
and that's a thing.
But again, our culture is making coffee
cooler and cooler and cooler.
But that's a good point.
I agree with that.
And not only do I agree with that, I appreciate you.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, good.
There we go.
We'll move off that.
I like all the calls.
And as we've learned, there is no right answer in parenting.
Only all wrong answers, apparently.
Everybody's always wrong.
If you go to my Instagram, you'll see a sparkling
apple grape juice.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
White grape juice.
Wow.
Okay.
That's what it was.
Yep.
So we, I saw my girlfriend for like 10 hours in the past two weeks.
And so she was over at the house last night.
And so we celebrated.
And we had two like Mason jars.
Listen, you got to keep it in Arkansas.
That's right.
I don't even think I own wine glasses.
So I do have a lot of jars.
So we had two jars and some sparkling white grape juice.
And we celebrated her being number one.
record. Yeah, pretty cool.
I don't want to sleep.
She's exhausted. I think she fell asleep before I did.
She works so much.
I feel like every time I look at her Instagram, she's somewhere else.
Yeah, she's on a flight at night, but then back at the airport at 4 a.m.
And then playing a show in the daytime for...
Exactly. Yeah. She works hard. So, yeah, we celebrated her record, and that's...
We did that. And then, I'm telling you, she was out.
She was out.
I don't think she's up over three or four hours in the past.
And this is coming from me.
He doesn't sleep either.
But it's celebrated last night.
We did a little eclipse thing in my yard.
We had a few people just show up to my house.
I live on a hill because they all think I guess they're a little closer to the moon.
So if you're closer to the moon, it makes you cooler.
But I tell you, I thought it was neat.
Like I didn't think.
So you didn't at your house, you didn't have a cloud in the way?
No, no clouds.
Oh, man.
Shoot.
We had a cloud.
My hill goes above the clouds.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're on that mountain.
That's why when it snows, I can never get home.
I should have driven way up there.
Yeah.
But it was, no, there was no cloud cover.
Okay.
Well, ours, one guy had driven to Nashville from Austin just to see it.
He was really obsessed.
And he hopped in his car so fast when he realized the time and had a minute to get somewhere.
They headed north.
They got around the cloud.
And they were able to see the full ring.
You know, like we couldn't see the full ring at all.
You had a party?
You went to a party?
I went to my friend's house.
Yeah.
She lives down the street for me.
They have food and stuff?
Yeah, she did
Sun Days with Moon Pies
What am I not getting about Sundays?
Yeah, what's that?
Like an ice cream Sunday.
Oh, a Sunday.
Yeah, but Sun, the Sun, S-U-N, the Sun, S-U-N the Sun, the Sun and the Moon.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, I get it.
It just feels like your word.
I think you're doing Florida, Georgia Lide.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, no, no, but she also had some Eclipse gum.
Yeah, I saw a lot of people to Clips Gump.
I know, I know.
I'm just saying she did a good job hosting it.
I was like, oh, okay.
Did you think it was cool when the moon went in front?
Yeah, I thought it was really cool when it got dark.
I was bummed that through my glasses.
I couldn't see the full ring, but it did get dark, and the crickets came out, and they started chirping and the streetlights are coming on, and we were all like, whoa.
So that part, yeah, it was cool.
That's cool.
Yeah.
And then, I guess after that, worked out.
Which, speaking of workout, my yoga instructor got back to me.
You know how I gifted her namaste?
Remember?
Yeah.
I didn't, you know, it's kind of like when you sent someone a gift or like a iTunes gift.
Namaste is like a song that the raging idiots, our band does, about yoga.
Yeah.
That's like, namaste.
Right.
Yeah.
Don't know nothing about yoga at all.
Probably got to hit the row, but namaste.
Namaste.
What should say about it?
So I thought to be clever to gift it to one of my favorite yoga instructors.
And she texted me after she opened the email and listened to it.
And she was like, stop.
This is gold.
If I ever go to a yoga class and they're playing this song, I'm probably going to leave.
I bet you $100.
She plays it, starts playing it in her class
Because she's totally, she's got like the best
music. She has so much fun.
But I don't think this is like the best music kind of.
This is a joke tone.
No, what? The class would love it.
They would be like,
they'd be having the best time.
And they would laugh.
It'd be like, oh, I'm at yoga and listen to this play on words.
Like, nah, I'm mistake.
Girl, I'm trying to be responsible.
But you're making it impossible.
In the spandex pants looking on.
Flexible.
Now, dog.
Come on a stay.
Ain't no way.
I'm about to leave you in a Brussels on the floor like that.
You look a little lonely on that man.
I should be saying goodbye.
I might lose my job, but now I'm a mistake.
Come on, baby.
Let me jump in all those stretches you're doing.
Don't know nothing about you at all.
Probably ought to hit the road.
I'm a mistake.
Namaste.
Probably ought to hit the road.
But now a mistake.
Namaste
Namaste
It's a jam, huh?
It is.
I love it.
You're the best looking bad at fluents I ever saw.
Ain't got a clue to speeds
But namaste
Ain't a way I'm about to leave you in a place
I'll on.
I'm just kind of embarrassed by it because people like it.
You shouldn't be.
I don't ever put out music to be like,
oh, people like it, like for real, for real.
Like, it's supposed to be fun and goofy.
Yeah, it's all the above.
I don't know it's going to be awesome.
Probably gotta hit the row
Yeah, because she doesn't listen to our show
At all
In fact, she's living in New York right now
So I know she's not going to show up in New York City
But she's not, I don't think listen
So I don't even know that she knows
That you all have like a comedy band
I don't know, I just texted her and was like
Hey, here's Bobby's latest song
And she probably is like, I don't know if she knows
It's like a mixture of comedy
Yeah, Bob McFerrin
Or like Bobby Blue Blan
No, she knows it to you
But I started to think
I never explained to her like
I don't know if she thinks
It's for real, but it is.
Well, we're going back on the road.
We're going to play it live.
So if you're in Lumpick, Ramarillo, that's our first show.
I hope you're there.
Yeah.
And tickets on so Friday, but I'm telling you, we'll see how it goes.
Eddie's doing all the moves as I'm singing it.
I'm still, all the downward dog.
Pretzel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hillary Scott from Lady A on in 10 minutes.
So we'll talk to her.
She's having some more kids.
I'm reading the perfect number of kids to have according to science is.
What do we think it is?
I'm guessing to.
Eddie?
Two.
You have two.
I have two.
Perfect.
Did you consider?
What?
Perfect amount of kids.
I was part of three, but two is better.
You thought three was too much?
Yeah, I didn't like the way three was.
There was always someone that felt left out, either the young one or the old one.
And two, these, my kids, I mean, they're six years apart, but I feel like they're going to grow nice and close.
They say don't have a third one.
Boom.
Yeah.
After two children, extra kids cause financial strain.
And then, again, somebody does.
Bill's left out. Sometimes it's the middle child
because they're not the old
or the young. Sometimes the two
gang up on either side.
I guess you'd have to go to four.
Like if you're going to have three, you might as well have four.
I was on Reddit. Or financial strain.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was on Reddit the other day, and this
dad had, I think
he had three girls and they didn't know
the sex of the baby, and they had a video
camera. Oh, no. Or video camera.
What is this? Eighth, nine to 87.
They had a cell phone and they were filming his
action when the fourth baby came out. He wanted a boy. And he wanted a boy so bad, right? And the
baby comes out and he looks down and he sees the peevee and he freaks it. It's like he just won
the lottery. Wow. He starts jumping around. It was so cool to watch because he really,
and you know what he's going through. He really wanted a boy. Here's why guys, Amy, here's why men
want boys. It's not really just to play ball with. That's the easy thing to go. We just want
boys. We can play the ball with them. Okay. What is it? We understand boys.
we don't understand girls.
Eddie, you have two boys.
Oh, yeah.
Would you agree with that?
I definitely agree with it.
A girl would just break my heart and, like, ruin my life.
I would be so jealous.
And I would probably ruin her life, too, by not letting her go anywhere or dating you.
We don't even understand how you guys feel, what you feel.
The things, like, we know us.
Guys, once they say they have a girl, they're like, she changed my life.
Like, I'll never be the same.
I'm sure.
Exactly.
But I'm telling you pre.
This is all pre.
Yeah.
Everybody's like, all guys are like, I want a boy.
Rarely do you meet a guy is like, man, if I get to choose, I'm a much.
take a girl first. I wonder how my dad felt
about me and my sister being girls. I've never
asked him that, you know? I'm sure he loves you to death.
Yeah, but I mean, I wonder if he was a little
bit disappointed. I really do.
I wonder, hmm. I would think
that men want a boy, especially,
listen, do I think that's probably somewhere ingrained
in us that we need to pass along?
Oh, the name. The name.
Oh, yeah. That, yeah, that too.
But.
When we weren't, or haven't been able to get pregnant, that's been a
big thing for my husband. Or going the
adoption route, actually, because I was on the adoption train before my husband was, and his
big thing was like, but we're not going to stop trying, right? Because for him, he was kind of like,
as a man, you want to like pass along his jeans. I'll take him. And his name. You want his genetic,
what? Yeah, I mean, I'll pass along the name. Okay. Well, I mean, but now with our adopted
kids, we can pass along the name. He's since gotten over it, but I think that's harder for guys than
it is for girls. Yeah, because you guys change your name. And all this, I don't even think he's
changed your name, by the way. Oh. Yeah. I mean, I mean,
hyphenated at best.
I should be a rebel and change my mom back.
Don't tell them.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Yeah, right.
No, because I want my kids
to all have the same name.
In seven minutes,
Hillary Scott from Lady Annabelle will be on.
Also,
tomorrow, Luke Bryan in studio
as he has a world premiere.
And we were talking, again,
it's in so long since Luke's out of song.
Usually he just slams those things.
It's like, it's Tuesday, here's a song.
It's Thursday, here's the song.
We didn't have one from in a while.
So tomorrow, Luke Brian,
We'll be in the studio. I hope you're able to listen tomorrow.
Okay, she's on now. Hilary Scott's here. Good morning, Hillary.
Good morning. How are you? I'm wonderful. How are you? I'm good. I guess I'll ask you this question, too. So, how old isley?
She's just turned four. Would you let her drink coffee?
You know what? I've let her try it for sure, but it's normally decath. So I, you know, I was actually listening this morning for the past, you know, hour.
or so, and I heard, like, the Coke argument, which I totally agree with.
I think Coke is probably way worse for you.
But it's definitely, like, because she's four, like, she's tried Mommy's coffee, but
she doesn't get her own cup yet now.
And why not?
Does she not like it, or is this an adult?
How do you separate?
I think it's because she's too young.
I mean, she doesn't not like it, actually.
She likes it.
It's really funny, but I think more than anything, it's just.
I don't want her to burn herself or accidentally go take a sip of someone else's that's too hot.
You know what I mean?
It's more like just kind of teaching her those boundaries of like, no, this is something you'll do when you get older.
Hilary Scott's on from Lady A.
And we were talking yesterday about your video where you told her that you're having a baby.
How many times did you shoot that?
Like I really wonder, like how many times do you make that video because it was perfect?
You know what?
That was honestly like that was exactly what.
how we told her. I mean, it was all
captured right there
in the moment. We had our
incredible videographer, his name is
Hodges S.3, come over to the
house. I'd reached out to him
about a week before and said,
hey, next week we're going to tell Isley
it would mean the world if you would
come over and capture it. And he just
has this unbelievable ability
to truly be a fly on the wall.
And so it was all
that was truly the way we told her
and it was just priceless.
Oh, my goodness, and it was so cute.
And, of course, it cut off so we don't know how y'all handled it.
But at the end, Isley is like, when do I get to have a baby in my belly?
So I didn't know if that led to any conversation or how do you cut that off.
You're like, oh, okay, well, probably, I'm sure your husband is like, probably when you're 50.
Yeah, he said, well, that's a great question.
It'll definitely be when you're older.
And then I kind of took it from him and just said, and if, you know, while I'm, you know, while the babies are
growing in my belly if you have any questions you can ask me which normally it's like that's a great
way to kind of move the conversation along because there's nothing interesting for her to hold on to
to ask more questions it's like and if you ever want to know anything just come to mommy and we can talk
about it and then she's like okay fine whatever I want to go outside and play Hillary Scott from
Lady A is on this time though I bet it's a little less freaky right with the pregnancy like yeah
then when you had eyes, Lee, and it's like...
I mean, I thought it was going to be, but now that it's twins, it's just a little bit of a different ballgame.
You know, you're just immediately, like, you're watched a lot closer and, you know, it's just there's a lot of, like, pregnancy, they're miracles anyway you look at them, but there's just, I have to not read too much and just truly, like, lean on my face to kind of go, you know what?
They're going to be healthy.
They're going to get here.
it's going to be great.
You know, it's just, it's a lot more, just a lot more difficult, I think, when it's
multiples.
But I feel very much, my husband the same is, like, we didn't plan this.
It's not in our family.
It wasn't, we really, you know, are pregnant with twins completely naturally.
So it's very much like we were obviously meant to be parents of twins.
So I feel in a way, like, you know, that will learn a lot and learn as we go.
but also we feel kind of chosen to be parents or twins, which is pretty cool.
Are you going to do the name of them kind of the same regardless of boys or girls?
Are you going to do that thing?
You know, we, I believe is a family name, and her middle name is Kay, which is also a family name,
and we have other names throughout both sides of our family that we love.
But once we know gender, we don't know gender yet, I think that will obviously narrow it down.
But these days, there's so many names that are both boy and girl names.
So I have a running list of names that we love, but I don't know.
I don't know if we'll be like all eyes because of Isley.
I don't think we'll do that.
I think more than anything, it's just picking names that mean a lot to us.
Well, I know you guys are out.
And aren't you guys leaving, like, to go out of the country soon?
We are.
Yeah, we leave at the end of September for about three weeks.
Wow.
And then when we get home from that, I kind of am grounded from then on.
So when you're done with that, you guys were done anyway?
We have CMAs and a couple of other things here and there,
but for the most part, it'll just be kind of celebrating a really great year.
Dang, three kids.
Like, I have three kids, but they're all in their 30s up here on the show.
Oh, okay.
Cool it.
Watch yourself.
And your daughter's your favorite, right?
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're my daughter?
You call him daddy?
Okay.
That's weird.
Mommy, you just said we were your kids.
Hello.
Hey, Hillary.
Oh my gosh.
It did get weird.
Sorry.
Congratulations.
You know, I really, I really think you're fantastic.
And tell Dave and Charles and say hello.
And we're happy for Dave, too.
Did y'all both know you were announcing on the same day?
Yes, we did.
Oh, okay.
We just fell out.
Of course.
What would the odds be that they weren't?
Like, they call each other.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm sorry, Hillary.
Go ahead.
I just, it was a dumb question.
It was planned that way just because we felt like it was, you know, an extension of the Lédie A family and just the fact that they'll be in the same class in school and like they'll be hitting all their milestones at the same time.
It just felt like as a Ladi A family, it was fun to announce together.
And we're so excited for Dave and Kelly and Cash to have a little girl in the house.
They're not going to know what hit them.
It's so much fun.
And, yeah, I mean, it's just to think that we're doubling the amount of children we have in, like, two months is pretty crazy.
Well, congratulations.
I like you.
I'm happy for you.
All that good, cool stuff.
I like you, too.
Thank you.
All right.
Bye, Hillary.
Bye.
Thanks so much, y'all.
Bye, bye, bye.
And I loved listening this morning.
It was great.
Thank you.
Bye, bye, bye.
All right.
Amy made it weird.
Everything eventually has got to go weird.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
and he's like, hey daddy
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I didn't really call you, Daddy.
Yeah, oh my goodness.
You know what's in the Mythbusters where they see if you can actually push an airplane door open while it's flying?
No.
Because I know they did one.
I just don't know the answer because you always read about people that get drunk or get crazy on airplanes.
They try to push the door open.
Someone look up if you can push a door open while the fly.
I'm saying no.
Because there was a flight from L.A. to Minneapolis.
A man on an American Airlines flight
reportedly tried to open the plane's exit door
while it was in the air
The passenger
Another passenger was watching
He said everybody began yelling and screaming
They subdued him
They took him off in handcuffs
I just wonder
Not are there crazy people
But can the crazy people open the airplane door
Because I would think you cannot open that door
Lunchbox, what does it say?
It says you cannot open the cabin door
due to cabin pressure
it won't allow it.
There's an aircraft door
has a drain plug
fixed in place
by the interior pressure.
So I would think by science
it would be no.
So I would think some idiot
pushing on the door
and I just let him tire himself out.
Like my dog sometimes
I just feel like, you know what?
He's just gonna get tired.
Just let him go.
That's funny.
Yeah, the guy's fighting the door.
If you know it's not going to open
and he's ridiculous,
let him go.
Just let him tire himself out.
Eventually he'll go sleep.
That's funny.
It's like letting a kid cry at night.
Like, let him cry it out.
If the door won't open,
open, but I can understand freaking out.
Because you see movies where a door or like a window bust open.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody starts to get sucked out of the airplane.
Like, I can imagine the terror that that's about to happen.
And it would be fun to pummel somebody.
Like, it would be fun to pummel somebody trying to push the door open.
Especially with the group of people.
Oh, yeah, not by yourself.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Because 101, I'm going to get beat up.
He's already crazy, and he's probably already crazy strong.
Because if you're crazy, you're probably doing things normal.
Yeah.
Your body normally wouldn't do.
Sure.
Adrenaline.
Yes.
So me and like eight people?
That would be fun.
Like bam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just get a kick in there.
It says here that even if a passenger did somehow manage to crack open a door, it doesn't mean it's time to panic.
It'll get loud.
No, no, no, no.
It could get loud, humid, and foggy.
And the temperature might drop significantly.
But it may not be dangerous.
Too many mazes in that way.
No, no.
I want to test that out.
Like, I'm a knuckle.
I'm thinking of fighting.
Like, oh, my God.
Did you fall?
No, dude.
Duh, he's a fighter.
I'm a fighter?
He boxes now.
Listen.
What did you do again?
I'm going to tell you.
So I go and I box.
And I don't just box now.
I'm fine.
I've been doing takedowns and it hurts.
What does that mean?
Like, wait, UFC takedown?
Yeah.
I don't know what that means.
And so what I was like a punch in the face the other day.
Right.
Accidentally.
It's more like my coach's fist was out and I ran my head into it.
Oh, your face right into the fist.
Yeah, more because I'm an idiot.
But I'm such a wimp.
Like, we're doing takedowns.
And after like two, I'm like,
I want to do this anymore.
Who are you,
what are you taking down?
Him.
Person.
And he's like,
he's like,
take me down hard.
Put your knee
in my chest.
And I'm like,
huh?
Wow.
Yeah,
dude.
Is he like all pads or something?
No.
It's not like a police dog.
You know where the guys
wearing all the stuff?
Okay,
y'all are acting.
No,
but he's like a,
take downs are.
He's like a fire.
So I would take like my,
my,
forearm.
Forearm.
And I would take
and slam your head
while taking your ankle
and the other one
and pushing you down.
Maybe I'm all busted up
because I'm not wearing boxing gloves.
I'm wearing the UFC gloves now.
The little ones.
Yes.
Thin, thin, little pads.
My knuckles are all busted open.
I see that, man.
You look tough.
Are you going to start that cage fighting?
I'm into, I don't know.
If I could, like, get eight people versus one, like, the airplane, I'd be into it.
Yeah.
We could do cage jumping where, like, a bunch of us jump someone while they're going to
the cage.
Like, I'll be up for that.
Why were you on the floor field position on your picture?
I was down.
Yesterday?
I was hurting.
You were done.
It's bad.
It's bad.
Man.
Men, men, men.
Did you say men or man?
Both.
Okay.
Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men.
What are you doing?
A 37-year-old guy in New York met a woman last month.
Men are just so dumb.
And he took her back to his place because his wife was at town.
It's the first time meeting her?
And the woman used that opportunity to sell $50,000 worth of the wife's jewelry.
Duh!
including her $30,000 wedding ring
Oh, no
Why isn't she wearing it?
$3,000 wedding ring.
The cops just released a few pictures
of the woman from her surveillance cameras
See if anyone can identify her.
There's no word on how Gene's wife
That's the man took the news.
I mean, I can probably imagine how she took the news.
I can probably give you a word or two.
Oh.
Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, living.
All right, what would you rather talk about?
I have a few songs that I listen to.
I have downloaded, saved, or it's a really juvenile topic.
Ooh.
Let me see.
It's up to you.
Okay.
Juvenile?
Yeah.
Here's the deal.
So the newest person on our show, Morgan number two, is 23?
Yeah.
She's 23 years old.
Morgan number two is from Wichita.
She does our digital.
We have two Morgans, but she's Morgan number two.
And she has a boyfriend.
And this boyfriend of hers is all over her socials, right?
All over.
All over it.
All over it.
Every picture.
Yeah.
Amy, hold on.
Okay.
I don't say the problem.
There's no, I've got to the problem yet.
No problem. Okay.
So he's all over socials.
All over.
Everything.
She's like, it's the greatest moment in my life.
Places are just happier with him.
Well, life in general.
Life is better with you.
Here is the problem.
Do you guys know the problem?
No.
No.
He doesn't put her on any of his.
Oh!
Terry!
Jerry!
All right.
Right.
Show me his Instagram right now.
Morgan number two.
Is this true?
Yeah, this is totally true.
How does that make you feel?
I don't know.
I'm super skeptical, and I think it's sketchy.
Like, I...
You can pull it up.
Okay.
Type it in.
From what I know is...
He's in every one of hers.
Oh, boy.
And she's in none of his end.
He doesn't like to be...
He doesn't even like to be tagged in her pictures.
Oh, well, she must tag him.
Like, I have to force him to accept my tags.
Yeah, he has to force...
She has to force tags.
Oh, wow, I see.
Oh, dang, he's private.
I can't even look at him.
And he's private.
Yeah, he's on the creep.
No, he's not.
No, he is.
He hasn't posted since January.
He's not like an avid poster.
Yeah, did he stop posting, though, because he met you while he had another girl?
Dang.
You guys, don't in, like, you don't disagree with that.
Do you feel in your heart like something could possibly be happening?
I don't know if it's because I'm a millennial and I'm like, you should post about me.
because we all post about each other.
That's what we do.
Yeah.
But then I know, like, other people who don't get on social media at all.
But to me, I am skeptical.
I'm sketched out.
What are you guys looking at over there?
His Instagram.
Yeah.
I mean, he forces, you have to force him to accept your tag.
That means he doesn't want people to know that he's always with you.
Yes.
Oh, who's this girl?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, hold on.
It's his little sister.
Oh, okay.
Woo.
Who's this girl?
Oh, my favorite visitor from Florida visited me?
Does he have a lot of ex-girlfriends?
Wait, who's this girl?
Oh!
That is his ex.
What?
How many pictures is that down?
Hold on.
This isn't that.
So y'all have been together that long?
Because this is from fall of last year.
Yes.
So how long have you been together about two months?
Dang, he said my favorite.
You've way overcommitted on social media.
Oh, wow.
He would tag about her.
He tagged.
Yeah, he said his idea of social media change.
It went to the extent that I was getting upset.
He deactivated his Facebook.
Okay.
That's because he didn't want someone to see the cross.
Keep one eye open all the time.
And on that other eye, keep it open too.
That is not a good situation.
We all agree.
That doesn't sound like the prime situation.
I think we probably just caused another fight if he's listening.
Oh, boy.
Sorry, dude.
Or the truth.
The truth will come out.
The truth will set you free.
Let us know how that goes today after the show.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
A Luke Brian world premiere tomorrow and he'll be in the studio tomorrow.
So, it's been a long time since the Luke's on.
Over to Amy now.
Let's see.
I think got a bunch of stuff over there.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Did you see the dude that owns a Tesla and a Lamborghini so he decided to race in to see which one was going to be faster?
I'm sure the Tesla won.
Nothing beats the Tesla.
Yeah.
The Tesla SUV crushed the Lamborghini in the race.
SUV, too.
Yeah.
I watched this Tesla, Model S, Tesla, race a Bugatti.
And it drug a Bugatti and beat the Bugatti at the same time.
And Teslas are electric cars.
They have no gas.
And the SUV, they're calling like it's a soccer mom car.
Yeah, it's the X.
And it beat a Lamborghini.
Again, I watched it drag a car and beat the same car.
Wow.
My husband just bought Elon Musk's book or something.
He's like obsessed with him.
He's Iron Man.
Elon Musk, the creator of Tesla, the inventor of that is iron.
He's just got building tunnels.
Without the thing in his heart.
Solar panels.
Yeah, that we know of.
Dude, I'm sure.
He probably has that.
He probably saved us yesterday during Alien Day.
Yeah.
Something was really going to happen during the eclipse.
It was probably him doing the shadow.
What else you got?
So, well, speaking of the eclipse, I did read.
that many astrologers believe that a solar eclipse can bring about major changes in your life,
both positive and negative.
So, my question to you guys is, is your life different in any way today?
Today.
Anybody feel different after the eclipse?
No.
I feel cheated.
You know, I'm going to tell you, I did have a little moment of clarity yesterday.
And?
Just that in my life, that's never happened.
Yeah.
That full, we got to do the full one.
Totality.
The totality.
Yeah.
And, you know, 1979 was the last time that, that, that,
it happened because I watched the news report. They showed the news from
1979. And I was like, that's pretty cool. And it got dark. That was weird
to me that it got dark in the day. And it was weird
that the crickets automatically came on. And how
the lights automatically came on. And how town... It's like those animals are amongst us.
I'm back in Mountain Pine. What, town what? Town lit up.
Town lit up and town got silent for like... Did you notice that for like one minute?
The whole thing was weird. And I did not think it would be and I thought it would be
overrated. But it was wild. Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah
So, but again
So we waited like 100 years, right?
To have a big...
There was another one seven to have it, like the full one.
But there's another one like seven years.
I know.
It's like...
We got to travel different cities.
It's in a different part, yeah.
Yeah, but Austin, I may go for there,
then I'm going to drive to Hot Springs.
Perfect.
It's all my places.
You're going to be at an eclipse chaser?
It's just my tour.
No, it's everywhere.
Like I have three homes.
Like places I consider home where I grew up.
Arkansas, Boston, Nashville.
Those are my homes.
And they all get them.
It's like eclipse.
It's pretty special.
I'm the man of the eclipse.
Yeah, you are.
Clips bones.
So you saw the whole thing?
Yes.
Can you, maybe I'm not a scientist so I don't understand this.
Wait, what?
Because we live in the same city.
Yeah.
And it was covered by clouds.
So how could you see through the clouds?
There were no clouds in my house.
There were no clouds of mine either.
Some people weren't blocked by the cloud.
Like, I was blocked by the cloud, but someone that was like, I'm getting around
the cloud, got in their car and drove like two minutes north, and they saw the whole thing.
It's half you're playing ball, and there's a shadow on first base, and there's
not on second? It's a cloud. It's a cloud. It moves too. It's crazy. Angles. Sometimes it's
raining over there, but not over here. The crazy thing is, I just can't believe that you're not a
scientist. Yeah, I thought he was. Yeah. Okay, listen, can we hire a vibe manager? That's what Eddie is.
That's what I am. Yeah, he's a vibe manager. Oh, is that similar to what we've already
discussed before? Well, it's a job. Eddie was like, I'm going to go apply to be vibe
manager. I didn't apply FYI, though. Well, companies are legit hiring vibe managers,
and looks like some of them are making like over $80,000 a year
to throw parties, create playlists, you know,
to keep people happy while they're working,
and organize office field trips.
What?
That's so awesome.
Okay, that job sounds awesome,
but there's no sort of stability at all.
Like the first job to go is that job.
Like that sounds great.
But when it's like, you know, budget's a little tight,
should we get rid of Canada accounting
or Frank, who's party manager?
Who do you think's going first?
It ain't kidding accounting, I promise you.
I like the playlist thing, though.
Do you want to hear some songs you have?
Yeah.
Okay.
And do you have another story?
Are you like our vibe manager?
You know, I'm the CEO.
You could be the vibe manager.
You're bringing us the vibes right now?
Well, no, because you hate my vibes, because they're all slow.
I don't hate them.
Well, all my songs are sad.
Yeah.
But I have some songs that I've been listening to it.
So I like Gwen Sebastian?
This song is called Cadillac.
I've been thinking about a Cadillac.
I listen to this and I just feel good about my life.
I'm like, ugh.
Teardrop trailer hitched on the back.
I'm thinking about a Cadillac.
I love it.
I've been thinking about a Crystal Palace.
It's Gwen Sebastian Cadillac.
First of all, she to me is awesome.
Anyway.
Question.
Yeah.
She is Miranda's backup singer, too.
So yes.
Okay.
So here, she was, she was on the voice.
Okay.
Was, if I'm remembering correctly, it was on Blake's team, was singing for both Blake and Miranda.
When they split, I believe she had, they were like, shoes.
No, I think they, like, divided assets.
Oh, wow.
Oh, she was one of the assets?
You keep Gwen Sebastian.
Because she was singing with both of them.
Wow.
Because I did shows with Blake and with Miranda, and she would be with either or both.
Interesting.
So I got to know Gwen better than.
Is she cool?
Oh, she's the greatest.
Really?
Yeah.
I probably know Blake.
best of all. But anyway, here.
That's called Cadillac from Gwen Sebastian.
I love sad music.
So I do that one.
So here is, and I think probably one of my favorite artists right now, period, Walker
Hayes for the last year and a half or so, and Aubrey Sellers, and she made a new video,
and this is her new single called Magazines.
If you heard this, it's like, here, I'll play it.
So it's basically about what kind of BS magazines are.
Got it right here in a magazine.
Magazine.
She's becoming my favorite.
Like her and Walker, he's my favorite artist, I think.
If you're all that's like,
my favorite artists aren't even rolling on the radio that much.
I think they should be.
Yeah.
But, and then this Dustin Lynch song,
Love Me or Leave Me with Karen Fairchild,
it is the jam.
It's slow as crap.
But it reminds me of like an old John Mayer,
like blues
kind of
sad
definitely got a good feeling
dude this
I've been holding this sin
Dustin Lynch and Karen Fairchild
From the very first kids
And I've been losing my mind
Trying to keep up like this
Isn't that the groove's cool huh
Love me
Oh, leave me alone
Come on, Dustin
Oh, just let me go
That's a good song
I know it's a slow playlist
But that's how I feel about life
And then I don't have to bust out some of this
That's a good one too
Shazam this one, I'm going to say what it is
Just Shazam it
That's how many shazams are looking good
Just shazam this song
7.30 in the morning
in the suit that I was born in
Girl, why are you laughing at me?
Come on, baby, with my khakis.
I'm running late.
Need to beat it like Jackson,
but you're kind of a distraction
because I can't stop watching you
showing me your Savasana
like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw
Probably ought to hit the road, but now
I'm a mistake.
I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor like that.
You look a little lonely on that back.
I should be saying goodbye.
I might lose my job.
But now, I'm a stay.
Come on, baby.
Let me jump in all those stretches you'll do it.
I don't know nothing by yoga at all.
Probably got to hit the road.
But namaste.
Namaste.
Raging idiots right there.
It'll make us millions right there.
But you're making it impossible
Index pants looking off
Flexible and you're down with all
Now mistake
Ain't the way I'm about to leave you in a bruntle on the floor like that
You look a little lonely on that mat
I should be saying goodbye
I might lose my job
But now
Come on baby, let me jump in all those stretches you're doing
Don't know nothing about you at all
Probably ought to hit the row
Stay
Namaste
Probably gotta hit the row
But namaste
Namaste
Namaste
Amphoid
Influence I have
This means
But namaste
Ain't a way
I'm about to leave you
In a pretzel on the floor like that
You look a little
lonely on that mad
I should be saying goodbye
I might lose my job
But namaste
Come on baby
Let me jump in all those stretches you're doing
I mean yoga at all
I'm a stay
Namaste
Probably gotta hit the row
Amistay
Namestay
Probably got a hit the row
Amistay
You think it's like sucks
Linesbocker now
It's all right
It's kind of
Sappy and a little
You know
Maybe a little corny
Yeah
But
If you don't think it sucks
And it's actually
It's probably pretty good
I mean
Like you think it's catchy
Catchy
Catchy?
Like, I don't know the words.
I know namaste.
You know what?
Namaste.
Yeah, but do you get why they're saying?
But you don't think it sucks.
That's a victory for me.
Yeah, because they're relieved.
No, you don't get the play on words?
Get the namestay.
Namaste.
No, that's what they say.
Like, I'm going to take a deep breath.
Namaste and then.
Because I see her doing no more dog or whatever he said.
No, namaste and nah, amaste.
Yeah.
Like, I'm not leaving.
Nang.
stay.
Like, and do
Namaste
with you.
I thought he was
taking a breath.
Is he messing
with us?
I don't know.
I never know.
Actually, guys,
I don't think he is.
I don't know.
Okay.
Bobby Bones,
everybody.
The Bobby Bones
show.
What?
Are you serious?
Hold on.
Let's talk to do
Namaste.
Hey,
man.
Just a song.
Not, not
Namaste in yoga.
But what do you think
the song is doing?
Like you're taking a deep breath.
Do it.
Namaste.
Nah.
But the song is like, nah.
I don't want to spend any time.
It's like namaste.
And then nah, I'm going to stay.
Like, I'm not going to go off.
Well, why don't you say, no, I'm going to stay?
Because it's a play on words.
Because she's doing yoga.
Whatever.
I heard the yoga part.
That's what I'm saying.
So I thought you were taking a deep breath.
Like, that's what you do in yoga when they say.
Okay.
It does.
It's actually how you close a yoga practice.
Yeah.
And they say, sit there and relax and see you catch your breath.
Namaste.
Like, have a good day.
But instead, it's like, nah.
I'm going.
No, no.
Whatever.
But no, I'm really just going to stay.
Like, probably ought to hit the road.
Now I'm just going to sit here and stay with you for the rest of the day.
Yeah, because I'm confused because the line goes,
I don't know anything about yoga, but namaste.
And I'm like, well, you obviously know something about yoga if you're saying namaste.
He's saying nah.
I'm going to stay.
Don't know nothing about yoga at all.
Probably ought to hit the road.
I'm probably just going to sit here and hang out with you and just stay.
I have to go to work.
Okay, I'm done.
It makes me feel like, should we be explaining this to other people?
I don't know.
Is he the only one?
No, he's got to be the only one.
No, I am America.
Like, America thinks like me.
Maybe so, no, guys.
He could be.
He could be.
Oh, my goodness.
Now I.
Okay.
A Maryland bartender was doing her thing, right?
And they didn't give her a tip.
And so they gave her scratch-offs.
That's a good tip.
Is it, though?
I don't think it's a good tip.
Really?
If there's a chance at nothing, that's not a good tip.
Oh.
By the way tables and people would leave me like religious literature that look like cash and you would owe,
and that's how I pay my bills.
Oh, yeah.
That's how I pay my car payment.
That's how I pay my, anything.
I buy toothpaste.
You can't buy toothpaste with the literature.
And they would be like, this is better than money.
Here's, I would like, I would love to read God's word with $10 in it as well.
Right.
They should wrap the fake scripture type money.
They should wrap that with real money.
They can go ahead and still give you that if they want to,
but they need to include real money.
A bartender who received a pair of scratch-off lottery tickets as a tip,
she won $10.
Oh.
See, there you go.
Boom.
Then she took that $10 and bought more tickets and won $100,000.
No!
Wow, that's a really good tip.
Are you kidding?
That's a true story.
Does she been able to tell the person?
I don't know.
Now it's in the news.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was probably complaining to her coworkers about that tip,
and then she's like, you know what she doesn't deserve.
to get two tips on lottery tickets.
Yeah, and you don't know that she was complaining.
She probably was, and then the next day she quit.
I would have been.
I would have been.
I told you I wrote a whole chapter on tipping and extending grace while tipping.
And having been a server, haven't known that.
Is that all you've written is about tipping?
No.
The whole books on tipping.
Well, like, what else are you writing?
So, I turned in over 50, I turned over 50 pages.
yesterday.
No, no.
It's like in those 50 pages.
Like, what can we expect?
Last night I wrote again,
I wrote about bad things happening to people, right?
Like, not about specific,
but it's like we all have bad things happen to us.
And what separates each of us
in our journeys to whatever we define success.
Success can be a healthy family, happy family,
it can be a job, it can be, you know,
whatever you've chosen as your goal.
What I wrote about last night was
bad thing happens to every single person,
and the only difference is how we react to it.
That's it.
We all have our share of negativity
and mild negativity and super negativity,
but the people that react to it the best way
are the people that are the most successful.
And success isn't just about money,
this is about what you're trying to look for.
That's what I wrote about last night.
It's like everybody has bad things happen to them.
All of us have bad things happen to us.
It's not, if something bad is going to happen to us,
it's when and how do you react when it happens.
that's how you achieve fine success.
And sometimes you do it wrong a bunch,
and you learn from doing it wrong.
But that's what I wrote about last night.
Wow.
Can I poke a hole in your theory about your book?
I don't want to ruin your book for it comes out.
Hey, you can't.
I'm having trouble, so go ahead.
So the thing is, but there are certain people that have more bad things happen.
Like everyone has some, but some have a lot, like a pile of bad things.
And it's hard to get out from underneath that pile.
I would say that, you know,
I use you and me as an example in our lives.
I would say that growing up, I have faced more adversity than you have from age zero to
25.
Okay.
And I've had more bad things happen.
Those bad things have been awesome for me.
I used to look at them as I feel sorry for myself because I grew up with, you know,
without a dad, with my mom who was a drug addict with, I had, I was a welfare kid.
I would fake meal sometimes at school.
But I learned so much from tough situation.
learned that I'm full weapons now.
I have an arsenal of weapons because of all the bad things that I went through and learned.
So yeah, it sucks.
But I used to be resentful.
And now I'm like, man, I'm kind of glad that stuff happened because I learned so much from it.
So that would be my answer to that.
Hmm.
Because I look at you and I'm like, man, I feel bad for that guy.
Because I look at my life and I'm like, man, I had it pretty great.
Yeah, but so do you feel bad for him?
You feel bad for me now?
You feel bad for him now.
Because now, well, it's a combination because he doesn't have fun memories to look back on.
like I do. Like when we talk about
oh, I went and did this with my dad
or I did this with my mom. His stories are
man, I was by myself
and I was on the couch watching
eating Lucky Charms or whatever. And so
I still feel bad for him
now because growing up
maybe he didn't realize he had it as bad
as, you know.
I didn't. You're right. I did not realize. And then once he gets older
it's like, oh my goodness, he missed out on
so much. And I look at it, I'm like, man,
that would be terrible not
to have a childhood. Like, I mean, I feel like
like my childhood was amazing.
Like, amazing.
Like, I had friends.
I mean, I was hanging out with some of the boys from the little white criminals this
past week, and we were just talking about our childhood was nuts.
This childhood game, by the way.
Here's another, and I agree with everything you're saying.
You're not saying anything wrong.
No.
It's all perspective.
Here's what I would say is that because of things that I went through, I feel like I can
help other people that are going through that because I empathize.
Not even sympathize.
Sympathize a bit, but I empathize, and I know how to reach out to
them and talk to them and help them and get people out of those situations and know that
those situations exist. And that's good that you can look at it that way because some people
have have been through what you've been through and they sulk in it or it can ruin their lives.
Oh, I did. I did too. But you dug out of that. You're not letting it define you and you're moving
forward and you're using it for you're using it for good and now you've got tools in your toolbox too
to where yeah, you you went you faced that adversity but you're not going to let it ruin you.
My victories aren't of being a kid, and you're right, I don't have a lot of awesome, like, man, it's a awesome,
memories as a kid, but now I say I can help kids have awesome memories.
Right, and that's one thing you're like, you say you can sympathize or what do you call it?
Empathize.
I guess that's feel for them.
I can understand where they're coming, not just feel sorry for them, but understand where they're coming.
Right, and so when people say like, oh, I didn't have a dad, I don't know what to say to him.
Like, I'm like, mm.
You know what I mean?
Because I'm like, I don't have that experience.
Like, I still got my dad, I got my mom.
they were around my whole life.
But I don't know what it's like to have cancer as a child.
That's another one that I'm like, man, like when you meet those kids, you're just like,
I don't know what to say.
Honestly, that's one of those things.
I'm like, I have no idea what to say.
And you're not supposed to have an idea.
There's not a right thing to say or a wrong thing to say.
That's the whole thing of this is there isn't a right or wrong answer.
And there's nothing that you can say that's wrong.
I did write a story and it's the most humiliating things happened to me in so long.
and Eddie knows the story
and happened in Springfield, Missouri.
I can't tell it now.
Remember the...
Yeah, on stage?
Yeah, I remember.
What'd you do?
It was wrong.
Did you write about it in the book?
I did.
Yeah, that's one of the worst...
It was one of the worst times maybe...
Ever.
I felt like the biggest idiot.
Anyway, that's all...
I don't want to get...
But yes.
But no, there's not a right or wrong thing to say.
You can feel inappropriate.
Like, you're like, ooh, I'm messed up.
But from your heart, if it's coming right,
it's not wrong.
Which I think it's...
Yeah, I like seeing this side of lunchbox.
I did too.
He actually thinks about it and it's deeper and you have compassion for people.
Well, yeah.
Which I know that you do.
I'm actually showing it.
I'm not a stone brick wall over.
I mean, I'm a brick wall built-wise, but I'm not, I got like emotions.
Okay, now he's cracked to the joke, so we're going to go.
But mom and dad, thanks for a great childhood.
That brief nine minutes of good talk.
I appreciate that.
We're cracking that wall, lunch.
It's good.
No, I'm going to put some more cement in there.
Oh, boy.
Close it up.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bones time.
Come on Bobby Bones.
Tomorrow, Luke Brien in studio.
Tomorrow, world premiere of a new Luke Brien song.
It'll be a big one.
That's a big day tomorrow.
Appreciate that.
On Friday, Old Dominion will be in to perform
and female Friday, Jillian Jacqueline.
We've got a lot going on this week.
I just hope everybody's Tuesday's good.
Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
I did take an awesome picture of the eclipse
that you can see yesterday.
You did not take that picture.
Oh.
I took it. Why do you keep telling me
you took it? I feel like I took it and you took it from me.
You stole it from me. Mr. Bobby Bell's Instagram
to see the picture that I took and then Eddie stole.
I texted it over to him. I was like, check this out.
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