The Bobby Bones Show - How Lunchbox’s Mom Made His Wife SUPER Uncomfortable + Bobby’s List Of Strikingly Good Looking Male Country Musicians + Tire Change Challenge Disqualification Drama

Episode Date: February 8, 2018

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Morning studio. Morning. Yeah. Corby in Nashville. Hey, Corby. How are you? Good morning to you. I appreciate your calling. What's going on?

So you guys were talking about first-time listeners and what they thought. and I originally moved to Nashville, turned on your guys' show, loved it, went and liked your Facebook page, and you kept saying, L.B. did this or L.B. did that? And I'm like, why did I keep talking about Luke Brian? Like, Luke Brian's so crazy and all this stuff. And I'm like, what is going on? So you thought Luke Brian was the co-host of the show? No, I thought lunchbox. I mean, you kept talking about lunchbox, but on your Facebook page you would say LB. So I was like, what is going on until I found. finally put two and two together.

Yeah, we should not do that. I try to call them lunchbox all the time on the air. We should do that on all social media too, because unless they know them, they don't know them. And what a stupid name. Right. And I have a stupid name because Bobby's my real name, but Bones isn't my real last name. We have pretty dumb names too now that you mentioned it, Corbyn.

Thanks for bringing that up. All right. Have a good one. Hey, what are you doing this morning? Honestly, just working. Yeah. Working for a living? Yep.

What kind of job you have? I work in marketing. What do you market? Real estate. Oh, we got any hot deals for me? You get some tips? I mean, I could hook you up with a realtor. Hmm, yeah.

Do you have any really awesome humongous houses that are really, really cheap right now? You know, I'm not a realtor myself. Like I said, I could probably find your one. Okay, well, if you find any that they're having one of those sales, so they have to get rid of it quick because they're probably a drug dealer or a criminal... And they have to get rid of it in like a day, and they only need a little bit of money. Call me back. I will. I will.

I'm looking for one of the, or a car, like a Bentley, and they got busted. Just let me know, okay? I will, thanks, fine. Have a good one. Have a good day. I'm always looking for those. Yeah. Sometimes on TV, they have those commercials.

Like, hey, you want a new car? We took this from El Chapo. Repo. Yeah. I'd be scared to take anything from there. Yeah, I know. Hey, by the way, I appreciate you. Thank you for the call.

Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Ready for it? We're ready. We're ready. Dund, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. On Saturday, Glenn celebrated his 100 second birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Glenn.

He set the Guinness World Record for the oldest person to zip line. He marked his 100th birthday in January of 2016 with a skydive. See, this guy must have some genetics. Yeah. I'm 37. I ain't trying to do either one of them. I have begrudgingly done both. Mm-hmm.

But I feel like once I hit about 70, I'm done. Okay. I'm done. Not just with life. But I'm done doing anything that makes my blood pressure go up over whatever. You don't want to have a thrill. Yeah. I'm just going to sit back and watch the old shows like Full House.

You know how people watch Gunsmoke? The old people are like, I'm just going to watch Gunsmoke. That'd be me watching Full House. It'll be an oldie. Yeah, not this guy here. I'd take in some fresh prints and some Full House. Yeah. Well, happy birthday to that guy.

He's still kicking it, man. You got to respect that, 102 zip lining away. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond in Texas. A police officer was shot and killed outside of Dallas. It was a four-hour standoff and finally the suspect is in custody.

In airline news, in Alaska Airlines plate, was forced to return to Anchorage after a passenger locked himself in the bathroom and refused to follow instructions. The plane landed. Luckily, everybody is okay. And finally, careful on those roads today. It was a 70-car pile up in Iowa from the snow and ice. That same weather is headed towards the Great Lakes, then to the northeast. Get your bones on the Bobby Bones Show. Our producer Eddie says he finally saw the final episode of This Is Us.

Oh, boy. I haven't seen it. I'm not caught up. Guys, I mean, if you think you know how Jack dies, you don't. Is it even more emotional than I already get when I watch this show? Yeah, I hadn't cried in probably five episodes. It's been a while since I've cried on This Is Us. it happened again. I cried.

Even though you knew you was going to die. Everybody knows he's going to die. It's not a spoiler. Yeah, it's just weird. The way they did, they're so good on that show to tease you after tease. And then it's like, oh, well, the tease tells how it happened. No, it doesn't. You just don't know. And dude, it got me. So I'm probably five episodes back. How are you? Probably five or six. Should we get into it? Oh, you have to get back into it. Because now that this episode has happened, there's going to be a whole new storyline

because this is what we've been waiting on. Like, how did this happen? What's everybody watching right now? Because I'm watching the Americans, and it's not a new show. It's about to actually wrap up the whole thing. So I just started season one, and there are five seasons. And I love it. Carrie Russell's in it and the Russian spies, it's good. Really?

Amy's husband loves it. He does. I love it. Which makes me want to get into it on my free time and maybe I can catch up, but my husband and I together started the five. Oh, the Jason Aldine show was telling us about. Like he's in it. No, he was telling us about it.

Yeah, and I think we still need a few more to go to get into it. Neither, both of us are on the fence. Like, even we had a few minutes before we were going to bed, he was like, you want to watch the five? I was like, nah, let's just go to bed. Netflix, right? Netflix, original. So I'm on the Americans, you're on the five. Lunchbox, what are you on?

The Challenge Vendettas. What's that? MTV, it's, uh, they take people from real world, road rules, are you the one? And now they have people from the European shows like, I don't even know what they're called, down by the beach and things like Jersey Shore kind of style. And they put them in a house against their rivals, and it's all about winning money. And you look forward to that? I love it.

Eddie? Yeah, this is us, is me and my wife's show. That's the one we watch every week. I mean, we're trying to get into the finish out the queen or whatever, what's it called? The crown. How do you not finish that? Yeah, it's so good. We stopped and then we haven't gotten back in the routine.

And you learn. I learn a lot. The learning's a good part of it. Boom. Time to bring you the positivity. We go around the room with good news stories. It's called Tell Me Something Good. Let's go.

So a state trooper had to save a choke. choking newborn over the weekend. Imagine saving a choking person, that enough's pressure. But a tiny baby. But a tiny baby. But you want to know where it gets crazy? Dude's asleep in his house, right? Police officers asleep in his house.

All of a sudden, boom, boom, boom. Somebody starts knocking on the door. And he's like, what's happening? He goes, and there's a grandma with her baby. She says, baby's choking. How did she know he was a cop? Oh, there's a cop car parked out? Boom.

She sees a cop car parked out in the front of his house. Beats on the door. So he patted her in the back. Nothing was happening. He said, does anyone have anything to suction? And they found like a cup that goes into the back of something to stick on like a shower or mirror and sucked the thing out of her.

Oh my goodness. Wow. The dude was asleep in his house. Like, don't let it be lost on you. He was just chilling. Probably watching the honeymooners. That cop, that's awesome. Saved a baby.

Did it half asleep. So many awesome things. And she looked for a cop car and beat him the doing. I know. So smart. That's something good. Amy, you're up. So Liz recently married her husband.

husband Scott, who is deaf, and when they got married, she did the coolest thing when she was walking down the aisle. So obviously, brides walked down the aisle to a pretty cool song that's special to them. Well, she knew her husband wasn't going to be able to hear it. So she entered the aisle and then stopped, and she had learned the entire song in sign language just for him so that he could know the words that were playing, which was pretty awesome. Bruno Mars. That was called a thousand years.

Uptown Funk, don't give it to you. But, I mean, I don't think she did much, I mean, to learn an entire song in sign language for him. That's pretty cool. That is good. Lunchbox you're up. Carson Vega is 13 years old. He lives in Texas. He's riding the bus home last week.

When all of a sudden the bus driver starts having a medical issue, swerving all over the road. Carson goes, I got this. jumps up there, sits in his lap, moves the driver's legs, drives the bus two miles to safety. Everyone okay. And Carson calls 911. And the twist, Carson doesn't even ride the bus home usually. His mom picks him up, didn't pick him up that day. Hero just happened to be in the right place, the right time.

And get to drive a bus. That'd be cool. That's pretty cool. Yeah, but yeah, he drove for two miles. I saw that story. That's crazy. That's the good news. The Bobby Bone Show.

An ice cream shop has a flavor so spicy. You have to sign a waiver to even eat it. Sounds not delicious. It sounds intriguing, though. Sure. Ice cream. I watch this show sometimes on the internet about wings and they do an interview while they're eating the hot wings.

You guys ever see that? Yeah. And it's hilarious because they're super hot. You start sweating. Wings, I don't think I would do the super hot. But ice cream, it's cold, but yet it's hot. And it seems like the milk may help counter some of the hotness. It's called The Breath of the Devil.

It's so hot. You have to sign a waiver before you eat it. They say the ice cream is 500 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. You have to be at least 18 to order it. The ice cream is not even that expensive. It's $2.83 cents a scoop. So it's not $200. So I would try the ice cream.

I wouldn't try the hot wing or even when we would go have wings. We'd go, ooh, get the devil. That's the one wing. No way, man. I'm like you get the devil. No, you get the devil. So we didn't. When you watch a movie about dancing, don't you get out of thinking you can dance?

Yes, it makes me want to dance, think I can dance. I should have been a dancer. What did I do with my life? So Fast and the Furious, for example. Okay. When people watch these movies It causes a surge in speeding outside of cinemas

Drivers have been caught going 20% faster after seeing the movie I can see that Because you get out and you want to do it That's funny I used to watch Rocky as a kid And then beat the crap out of my sister What?

What is wrong? Are you serious? Yeah yeah we box We box Here put these gloves on And she was four years younger than I was So I'll be 10 She's six

I'll whoop her man Come on But I'll watch the Rockies and then, I mean, it's your little says to you. Okay. Wow. Yeah, it's good. I think I was undefeated.

When I think about it. My brother was like that. When you watched those lawyers movies, he was like, I'm going to go to law school. And then, like, when you watch eight seconds, I'm going to bull ride. Okay, dude, you got to stop. So, okay, remember this. I have to say this, because it's up on iTunes now, if you want to download it. Remember parked out by the lake?

Yeah. Which we found on the internet. It wasn't up. It's now up. For sale. Yes. Dean Summer Wind, Parked Out by the Lake.

The song that just repeats over and over again, but it's so funny and so good. You can now buy Parked Out by the Lake. Near Santa Fe, actually, 80 miles. Here. I'm still parked out by the lake. 80 miles from Santa Fe. And I'm sitting here just parked out by the lake. If you're wondering where I park, I'm out parked by the lake.

It's the lake that's 80 miles from Santa Fe And I'm parked out by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe It's the lake that's parked Where I'm at by the lake That's from Santa Fe Parked out by the lake That jam It's still funny, download it

Do you remember that old lake The one by Santa Fe That's where I'm at I'm sitting out here parked And I'm parked here by the lake Any miles from Santa Feck That you remember where I parked That's a jam

Download it Parked out by the lake Man That's funny That's still funny to me And it's a good song. Yeah. People's found it.

They've texted me up, tweet of me. The one 80 miles of state of faith. Yeah. Dean Summerwin, parked out by the lake. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Canadian County, Oklahoma.

A 27-year-old man wanted to be boyfriend of the year, so he wanted to help his girlfriend out. She had a court date, but she couldn't afford a lawyer. So he called in a bomb threat to get the case delayed. Well, I bet that worked out great. I bet she was found innocent. They're like, bomb threat, she's innocent. and then he was a hero. Is that true?

No, they evacuated the building and they were able to trace the call back to his house. He did it from his house, too? You got to do it from a payphone. But where's the pay phone? I don't know. What you do is you steal someone's cell phone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, never mind. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

Bobby Bones. It's a Bobby Bones show. Around the room and fill in the blank. The sound I love is blank. And I can go first to give you guys a second to think about it. The sound I love. And here's the sound that I love. My eyes are getting weary.

My back is getting tight. You know what this is? I'm sitting here in traffic. It's the King of Queens theme because I know it's, it makes me feel like I can go to sleep now. Oh, wow. I sleep with a TV on every night. And so when it hits, I feel super comfortable.

I have to sleep with the TV on, and I have to know every episode, or I'm caring about what's going to happen next, I've seen every King of Queens episode So when the King of Queens comes on It makes me feel like I guess I'm going to go to sleep I love that sound of the theme Yeah

My eyes are getting weary Oh okay My back is getting tight So that is it if I'm ever going to take a nap Which maybe once, maybe twice a week I need to hear this Friends team song Sleep is so precious to me

That I need these triggers To be able to sleep Yeah so that's the sound I like are those TV show theme songs that allow me to go to sleep. And I have the TV on, for those that are new to the show, I never had a bedroom growing up, so I slept in the living room on the couch. And TV was always on the living room, so my whole life I slept with the TV on.

So now I get anxious without the TV on. But when I hear that right there, it just puts me, oddly puts me at it. Okay, time to go sleep. And I can't watch it on Netflix. I can't watch it. It has to be on TV because I think if it's going to run out, then I'm going to hear silence.

I can't do one episode at a time. My favorite sound is Amy. Although I don't eat it, I love the sound of sizzling bacon and the smell that goes with it. I don't know if it's for my childhood or what, but I mean, every Saturday morning wait, I would cook like chorizo or bacon. And that sounds of sizzling and the smell, I love it. But I don't need it. You're still not eating meat, huh? Sometimes if I crave it, I will have it.

I'm not going to put that label on myself, but I really don't eat bacon. Even I don't eat pork. If I'm craving meat, it's normally like a grass-fed beef burger. Oh, boy. Party over here. Lunchbox, your favorite sound is what? My favorite sound is squeaking sneakers on a basketball court. That means I'm watching a sporting event.

It's awesome. When you hear it, it just means you're in the action and you're watching something live. It's great. So you like being a basketball game. Yeah. That's a pretty cool sound. Producer ready? Oh, I like the sound of fire.

Like in the fireplace. Yeah, that reminds me of like everyone gather around. It's time to like just chill. That's mine. I do enjoy the sound of applause too. Oh. Yeah. If I'm on stage.

Oh. What do you mean? Oh, I get like if you're on there. I thought you just, you like laughing in general. Like I like, because I do stand up. I like it when they, if you, here's the thing. Laughter is awesome. But if they laugh and then start clapping, because they go, they're like, yeah.

That's the ultimate. It only happens, and not even every show. I'll do pretty good. But when you hit them with that, they can. clap, they laugh into a clap, it's, I don't, never done a drug, that's what it feels like, it's a high. Yeah. It's a high. And then you just chase it. You chase it again. I know.

Wow. I should stop talking about that. Yeah. You got to get that next nailer. I got a lot of good jokes. It's some bad ones. But I got a couple just, they, oddly, on a random night, for no reason you do it just right, and they go ha ha ha ha. Yeah, and the whole, and you're like, oh my dude, it's amazing. That's cool. Yeah, it's amazing. It's only happened once. But you want it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The body bone show Let's go Morgan number two Our Webgirl Do you know she won a year's worth of free sandwiches From a shop once? No How did you win a year's worth of free sandwiches?

I was at my journalism's party in college Just like a welcoming party And I won a year's supply Of free sandwiches and like the raffle In college, that's amazing What does that mean a year supply? So it was basically

the stipulations were that I got a sandwich every week. And it was like a foot long sandwich every single week. Every week? That's kind of like It should be every day. Well, 52 foot long, you can cut it in half. Bread doesn't say good that long. Yeah, every day.

Yeah, it's a rip-off. That's misleading. That's like going on prices right and you get a life supply worth of spam. Only so much you can eat. Well, nobody wants a sandwich every single day. Yeah, you can give it to somebody else. I have a card because I used to do endorsements

for this company and one of the places was Caravas and they sent me a card that said hey every day here's $100 on the card you can go every single day for $100 bucks

and it's the Caraba's family and it was like bonefish Outback Outback and Yeah and I never went Not one time I don't even know if the card still work because I felt guilty

I'll try it My name's on it So I guess I still need to go And then just eat it if it doesn't work Yes. It's like my card gets rejected. Sorry, sir. Your promotional card just got rejected. It's so crazy that it was every single day. I know. Do you know how much money you would save on food if you ate there every day? I would wait out again if I just ate out every day because when I eat out, I get the worst options.

Yeah, that's true. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Bobby Bonds. Hey, Kimberly in Georgia. Hey, how are you? We're good. What's going on? What did you win? I won a year supply of Lings from Buffalo Wild Link. A year's supply. What does that mean? a year supply. Yeah, there was some stipulation. So it was like a packet of 52 wings, but they had

weak markers on it that I had to go that week. So I could only go the week that I had those certain ones. So stipulation, you thought it was being unlimited anytime you want for a whole year. I know, it should have been, but I got burnt out on them so, so fast. I was like the first hundred in the door when they opened, so that's how I got it. Chick-fil-A does that too. We're one of the first people to go in gets Chick-fil-A for a year. Hey, Kimberly, I appreciate that story.

Appreciate you. Thank you very much. That's funny that you do get burnt out. They know that. Yeah, you can have one million tuna sandwiches. Go. I've had five. I think I'm going to tap out of this one.

Hey, you're on the air, Debbie in Alabama. Hey. What'd you win? I want a trip to California to see the premiere of the castaways with Tom Hanks. and then that evening got a ticket to go to the after show party and was able to meet Patrick Flazie. Really? How did you win that? Call her 10 or what?

Yeah, on the local radio station that we had here. Are you kidding me? That's awesome. No, I'm not. It was two free plane tickets. They flew us out there, put us up in a hotel, and we got to go to the premiere and all the stars out there. That's crazy, Debbie.

That's awesome. That's a cool story. Thank you. Appreciate you. Have a good morning. Ashley and Maryland. Go ahead. Hey, I actually want a car at my prom. What? A car. Prom?

Yeah. Wait, what kind of prom is this? It was at the after prom party to promote, like, not going out and drinking and driving. So they gave you a car? Do you draw it out of a hat or what? Yeah, we bought a ticket, and our prom ticket was actually entered in the raffle, but you had to stay all night long at the after prom party, which is until like two in the morning.

What kind of car was it? I'm beside my... Go ahead. What kind of car was it? It's a 2001 Alontra. Did you keep it? Oh, yeah, I'm driving it right now. Look at this right here.

Wow, wow, wow. What about taxes? What was that? You had to pay the taxes? No, what was that? You're breaking up. Because you're only 18. No, no, taxes.

Oh, what? Hey, I appreciate you. Thank you. Bobby Bowles. I told you that Rob Grinkowski, the tie-in for the Patriots, as he was playing in the Super Bowl, and they lost, but he got robbed as the game was happening. I now have his 911 call. Here you go. 911, 9-1-9-1-9-2-quoted.

Where is your emergency? Hello, this is an emergency. This is Rob Brankowski calling, and while I was gone, my whole house got robbed while I'm the Super Bowl trip. I just got back. He said, yeah, Super Bowl. Oh, oh. In case there was any confusion, which Rob Grankowski this is. Yeah, right.

So, he, what? I'm just saying if you're the one receiving, you're like, uh-huh, okay. He had safes and guns. Lunch, is there anything funny happening with this? No, it doesn't sound like it sounds like someone knew he was gone, and they came and got all this stuff, like if Super Bowl rings. I mean, with the guns. Is that an issue?

Are they all legal? I don't know what's going on. Is anyone saying anything? No, as far as I know they're legal. The other tight-in was in a gang. Oh, Aaron Hernandez. Yeah. That's right.

And so it's just, just triggering. And Grunkelski's not, but it's the same position, same team. And they took safes and guns, and they're like, what's the deal with these people getting their guns taken? These tight ends. Yeah, so that's grunk. Hey, just got, giving you a call. You know, I got a minute, a freak minute. We got robbed.

That's Super Bowl. If you can check that out in your free time, that'd be cool. Yeah, I wasn't home. I was a Super Bowl. Yeah, you know. I was playing in it. A woman says she found a dead lizard and lettuce purchased at a grocery store. It's so crazy that they found an animal in a natural piece of vegetable. I still don't like it, though.

That means it's so natural that animals are living in it. To me, I would go back and buy more. Yeah. Whenever people complain, they find animals in their vegetables. Don't you understand that means that vegetable was cut really fresh? Yeah. So fresh that the environment it was in had an animal. animals living in it.

Yeah, that's organic. No, I mean, I get what y'all are saying, but these people are also, their job is to package it up and make it clean. Is it, though? I don't know. Depends. Was it pre-washed? She said that she washed the lettuce to make a salad. She put a fork into it. Now, it is gross

that she put a lizard in mouth, basically. Oh, yeah. But you got to look out for that. If you want fresh food, you got to look from fresh animals. Yeah. Also, our song is up. Finally. Our song, down by the lake and

Santa Fe. Parked by the lake. Yeah, whatever it is. I just can't stop seeing it. So it's now up on iTunes. And he says the same line over and over again. And he's just parked by the lake out in Santa Fe. 80 miles.

80 miles from Santa Fe. He's just parked out by the lake. The lake that he's parked by. Parked at, yeah. And that's what it's called Parked Out by the Lake. And I'm parked out by the lake. 80 miles from Santa Feet. So it's the leg

This leg It's 80 miles So It's under Dean's Summerwind Parked Out by the Lake Download it if you like great music I think this is the jam Still funny

I'd love to see it climb the charts Because all that's doing is making fun Of a lot of pop country now And I like some pop country But some of it just repeats itself over and over I'm still parked out by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe and I'm sitting here just parked out by the lake

if you're wondering where I parked I'm out parked by the lake it's the lake that's 80 miles from Santa Fe and I'm parked 80 miles from Santa Fe it's the lake that's parked 80 miles down here 80 miles from Santa Fe That's up on iTunes.

I'd love to see it shoot up the charts because that's a good country song, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, parked out by the lake. Lobby bones. Some controversy on yesterday's show. Some people think lunchbox should be just qualified for the Tire Change Challenge. Why?

Well, I'll tell you, coming up in about eight minutes. Okay. And I'll let you hear what's happening. Listeners are infuriated about something. Here we go. Skinny though. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 37.

and skinny. Brad Pitt caused a chain accident with his Tesla. He rear-ended a car. That car was pushed into the car in front of it, which was pushed into the car in front of it. Wow. And everyone, totally fine. Nobody hurt.

They're cool. They're cool. But they all got out of their cars and had to exchange insurance information. And what do you do if you get out? And Brad Pitt's like, hey, guys, sorry. Sorry about that. He's the one that caused it all. And then you get to exchange info with him.

He probably doesn't give you his number. Oh, really? Yeah. There's no way he gives you its personal self. Yeah, but it's still cool. You get to go home, especially if you weren't hurt. And you're like, gotten to a wreck today. Brad Pitt hit me.

That's a lifetime story. If you get into an accident with Brad Pitt or a major celebrity, you tell that story the rest of your life. Yeah, I wonder if anybody has. That would be cool. Us Weekly is saying Carrie Underwood and her husband, Mike Fisher, trying for another baby. And the source came from, a very close friend.

That friend is no longer close. When I find out the rat, they're out of my life. I love women. They don't even say their name. They just say a very close friend. They have a son, obviously Isaiah. He's about three years old. And apparently we could be seeing a new baby sometime soon, according to this friend.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds kidding. Because the guy's 33 years old, he's going to lose all his fingers and toes after he caught the flu. What? Why? There's more to this than he just got the flu, though. There has to be. He got the vaccine, but as we're told, the vaccine is somewhere between 10 and 30% effective, depending on who you talk to.

because they weren't able to accurately predict the strain. They're never able to fully accurately predict it, but it's much higher other years, 60 to 70 to 80%. This year, they didn't pick right at all. So this guy, he's in great shape, got the vaccine. His name is Joey Smith. He was at work. He started to feel dizzy.

So he goes to urgent care. They go, hey, dude, you have the flu, you have pneumonia, you have kidney failure. That's why I think there's more to it than just the flu. But the doctor said, you have 24 hours. to live, man. They stabilized him. Finally, they got him normal-ish, but he loses all his fingers

in his toes. That's why he should get your flu shot. But he got his. I know he got his, but... But... Yeah, good point, Eddie. I don't understand that. Why would you not get it if it does nothing bad to you? But if it's a little percentage that there's something

is like, it's not going to do anything for me. If it's between 10 and 30%, why would you not get the shot? It doesn't hurt you at all. And it could help you. Yeah. It's crazy to me. You guys don't get your flu shot. Because you're also bringing it to me.

We don't have it. You don't know if you have it. That's a good point. So I saw that story and thought I pushed that along to you guys. You could be part of the 10 and 30. Yep. We don't lose our fingers and toes. Ditchets.

People, I was at an event last night. People were shaking hands and giving hugs. Oh, yeah. And all I'm seeing is just flu. I didn't touch anybody's hands the whole night. You didn't? No. And people would come out with their hands out to shake.

And it was so awkward because I would. touch their hand. I would do a fist and they had to take their hand from open and go, oh, and they'd have to make a fist awkward every single time. But I didn't get it from that. I don't mess with that, man. I don't mess with the flu. I'm trying to, I was feeling good. I went to the doctor anyway to get flu checked. Say, hey, what I got? It's like the thing on my nose that you don't have the flu. You have some sort of head thing. Yeah. I'll take it. Do I keep my fingers and toes? Yep. All good. Good to go. Don't touch your face. Don't touch people. Don't touch doork. Don't touch doork. Don't touch door knobs. Oh. Don't

anything. Stay home. Just don't leave your house. Don't leave your room. Never going to get it. I give you this one right here. It's a pretty tough question. Almost 80% of American weddings in the past year have had one of these in them. So, oh, before, there are calls for this. By the way, you ever get an accident with the famous person?

Oh, yes. So we'll come back to that question in a second. Hey, Jody in Nashville. Yes. Okay, I like what you're saying here. It's not really an accident, but listen to her story. Go ahead, Jody. So I was driving to work, and I had left my cell phone at home that day on accident, and I had a flat tire on the side of the road, and a car pulled up.

I was like, oh, my God, do you need some help? And I was like, oh, my God, it's Faith Hill. And so she pulled in front of me, and, of course, she didn't let me use her cell phone, but she used the on-star in her car to let me call my dad to come and help me fix my flat tire. And the whole time were you thinking, this is Faith Hill, not I have a flat tire? Yes, like I had memorized her coffee tub, what she was wearing. everything about her in I think of the 30 seconds that she had pulled over to help me. That's pretty cool that you have a flat tire and Faith Hill goes, I should stop and help.

Like that's pretty human and cool and not celebrity-ish. You know what I mean? Yeah, her kids were in the corner with her and everything. So totally, you know, unexpected. Did you get a picture? No, I didn't get a picture. This was way before, I think I had a flip phone. Like, this was before we took a picture of everything.

Those were the days Like when we didn't have to take a picture of every meal we ate To share with everyone Those were the days Jody, thank you for the call That's really good, I like that Bobby Bones everybody Transmitting across America

This is a Bobby Bonds show Let's take a shot at this here Amy I'll let you go Okay Never gonna get it Almost 80% of American weddings In the past year have had one of these Go ahead

A dog A dog she says No, that's not it. We'll come back around to you guys in a second. So never going to get it because we've got to get our morning corny and our people get upset with me. Here we go. The morning corny. What did the horse say after it tripped?

What the horse say after it tripped? Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up. That's pretty funny. I can't be it. Thank you. That was the morning cornucer. Get it? Giddy. No, I get it.

No, I get it. 80% of America weddings have had one of these in the past 12 months. So, Amy guessed. Lunchbox, what you got over there? That's easy. It's a dollar dance. A dollar dance.

Oh. Eddie? A fight. A fight. Family fight. What, 80% of wedding? Wow. That's a lot.

You never know. Two families. Rachel and Oklahoma. Hello. Hey. Take a shot at this, please? I think it's Mason jars. Just there at.

to drink out of, like decor even. Yes. That's not correct. I appreciate you calling. Appreciate you. A photo booth. Oh. That's a thing now.

Yeah. Those are awesome. You rent a photo booth. And then you have to take pictures as far as you put the little disposable cameras on table. That was a thing. Now you rent the photo booth. Everybody goes takes them and they get them.

Yeah. That's cool. So lunchbox goes yesterday and he beats Morgan number two. In my mind, fair and square in the entire change challenge. But listeners are upset. Who brought this up? I did. Eddie did. Okay. Listeners are upset because they're saying he should be disqualified because he incorrectly

jacked up his car. He put the jack on the frame of his vehicle, damaging the frame of his car, therefore he should be disqualified. So I thought about this last night. Because that's not correct. For about 30 seconds. And I went and looked at the comments, quite the uproar. But I'll say that I have no problem with that. If he wants to damage his car, change the tire, that's not him. He's still a champ. I did laugh. He damaged his car jacking it up.

He won. Winners win at all costs. Right. It didn't matter. And if the 05 ultimate takes a beating, yeah, that's part of it, right? So did you do that on purpose? No, it was just in a hurry and I thought I put it under there far enough and when I realized it

it was too late I wasn't going to go back because I needed to win and that's what it was all about is winning. Oh my goodness. See a picture of it? Yeah. Oh yeah, his car's definitely damaged. You messed it up good. You have to add that to Carfax if you ever.

The Foxx. comes up and goes, uh-uh. During the tire chain challenge. We see a dent. Amy was on Facebook sales where you go on and in your neighborhood. They sell stuff all the time. Yeah. And, okay, let me think.

This one person was selling half a carton of eggs, not even a fool, but I don't know. Maybe she's got chickens or something. Some cleaning supplies, which included like a plunger. And then something else, I can't remember. It was the most odd thing ever. And she was selling them all together and people were like actually interested. Actually, you can buy them together or separate. What was the total price for that one?

I think it was like you kind of barter back and forth. It's a buy-trade-sell neighborhood thing. So, I don't know. People are like, hey, I'll give you some half-eaten meat for your half-carton of eggs. What did you buy? Why are you on that site? Oh, I'm always looking for things. My friend, Jackie, she lives in my neighborhood, too,

and she had some hangers she was putting up on there. And I was like, huh, I really need to check this site out more because apparently can get some really good deals because these are really nice hangers that are normally really expensive. So I just kind of go look and if something pops up that I think we might need.

I buy it, especially with kids now. I'm being told this called Facebook Marketplace. Is that what it called? Anybody buying it to them on Facebook Marketplace? No. So interesting. Yeah, you haven't ever been there? I'm not going over to anybody's house, though.

I used to on Craigslist. I went once and bought a bumper pool table. You're not supposed to do that? I thought I was getting abducted. You meet him at Target or something. The guy says, hey, it's still up together, come in the house. And I walked through like three rooms,

weave into a back room, he locks the door behind me. Going down into a basement, locks the door behind me. There's a light out. I got to tie your hands together so you can go. And then he... You thought it was all part of the process. I was like, sure, man. I just got to get that bumper pool table.

Yeah. And then I bought the table. And then I brought it home and it was a piece of garbage. But I did. Once in New York, our old co-host Jill, this is years ago. We go to New York. She's like, we have to go get a fake purse. I said, wait, well, because I'm not paying for a real purse.

Okay, cool. So we go to Chinatown. they have all these fake purses and so it's shopped till you drop fake purses Louis Vuittones Oh, not Vatons Baton Yeah yeah

And so this guy goes Hey you want a fake purse She's like yeah So we go And we're in New York Walking in the sewers And the guy goes Take a left to it

We're down undergrad They could have done everything down They shut the door behind us Locked us We're in the dark And they turn on the light And all the lights come on And it's like

Fake Purse Utopia Wow As far as you can see It's like a warehouse Where it's nothing but all the goods inside of Sam's Club. But it was all fake purses. They had to be a million dollars worth of fake purses down there.

Don't know how they got there. Don't know if it was terrorist activity. But I think she bought four. Oh, something totally illegal, yeah. That's straight out of Ninja Turtles. It was crazy. That's crazy. And they could have definitely stolen us.

Not just our stuff. I could rob us and stolen our stuff. No, I was. Yeah. I didn't know what I was getting at myself. They have Duny and Bark out there? I don't know if that's a real brand or a joke you're saying. Duny and Burke.

Birk. It's the brand and he's making a joke. joke, Duny and Bark. You know. And it's got a little dog instead of a duck. The coacher purse? No, but I got a Fucci. See?

Yeah, yeah. Now you're catching on. Well, I started. Or a Folex. Faye Follex. The Bobby Bones show. Turn it up. I want to say I appreciate everybody that listens and takes us

along with them. If it's live during the morning or if it's on the app or podcast later on, there's a lot of shows, a lot of choices, so we do appreciate you. And Hillary, our phone screeners, studio. And so a guy calls every morning and requests the same song? Every single morning. Okay. Do you know his name? Don. I found out yesterday. And how long has Don been calling? Since my first day. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah, he caught, I'm telling him he calls me every single day.

So yesterday I finally asked him what his name was. I needed to know who he was. And where is he from? He's from California. Do you know what part? Um, maybe Sacramento, I think he said. Shout out, Northern California. Now, what song does he ask for? Because I feel like if he's calling every day, I can help him out. The new John Party song. Oh, she ain't in it? Yeah, he loves John Party. Oh, so does Amy. By the way, we go to this thing,

industry event, and John Party comes up on screen, and Amy goes, I love John Party. I go, yeah, me too. Like, he's a friend of mine. I consider him more than just an artist, like a buddy. Five more seconds to go by, she goes, no, no, no, I love John Party. I do.

Yeah. And so, like, I'm a fan. Like, I love his music. I just like him as a person. I am a fan. Listen to her. Wow. Yeah.

There's a lot in there. So we're going to do a dedication. This is not in the pre-planned log that was handed to me. And maybe he'll get his wish and not call every day. And I feel like he has to call. Good one. So for John. Dawn.

Dawn. Don. For Don, Sacramento, California. Here's John Party. His new one called She Ain't in it. Good? Yes. Okay.

Tell me if he called on and put him on. I will. New John Party. How much, Amy, do you like this guy? I like him a lot, yeah. He's so cool. What's wrong with her? I don't know.

We were going to do a segment with Lunchbox at this point about something that his mother-in-law sent. I can't do it this time of morning. I got to wait a bit. Oh, no. It's so awkward. Do you know? I don't. I have to wait at least 35 minutes.

Because we have to let the kids get to school. It's not even. Oh, my goodness. We have to let the kids get to school for this? Yes. Okay. And Lunchbox's mother-in-law? No, my mom.

Mom sent it to my wife. Oh, boy. Amy, it's so awkward. So I got to hold off on it because it's so awkward. Okay. Oh, boy. So I'll leave it there. I do want to do a segment called, uh, that's rude.

And what happened is last night I posted a picture on my Instagram of just Amy and I going to this industry event. And it's us standing up against a wall. And that's all we're doing. So it's a little half smile. Would you like to hear some of the comments? Sure. Kendra writes. This is for one picture.

Okay. Kendra says, wow, Bobby, looks like you and Amy wear the same pants size now. That's rude. That is rude. Sherry on Instagram says, hey, you guys look pretty good for people on the radio. Oh. Well, that's rude. Here's Kellyan says, Bobby, you look like a less attractive Kevin Bacon.

Like, much, much less attractive. Dang. That's rude. Mark on Instagram says, Hey, Bobby, your hair says IDGAF, but your shoes say, I'm a douche. That's right.

I'm still trying to figure out IEJA. Yeah, that's what I'm not. I don't. Oh, I get it. Okay. Here's one more. Hey, Mr. Bobby Bones, where'd you get your pants?

My teenage daughter's been looking for a pair just like them. That's rude. The picture's up on my Instagram. Mr. Bobby Bones. And we don't wear the same pants. Literally us just standing against a wall. It's basically an insult to you as well.

You can't even do that anymore. Guy can't even stand against a wall anymore. Dang. Hello, hello, Daniel, North Dakota. What's up, buddy? Hey, man. I just wanted to let you know, dude. I drive 200 miles every day for work, 100 miles to work,

and 100 miles home. I listen to your show every morning, dude, and it's honestly just awesome. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Hey, can I, like, put you into a conversation real quick, and I'd like for you to speak a bit for the show to new listeners. Is that okay?

Sure. Okay, so Daniel and I've never met. He just gave us a fine compliment and lives in North Dakota. Yesterday, I got into some trouble for doing Robert Rock, my rock and roll character, which I didn't just debut for Denver. I've done Robert Rock and all these formats. Every kind of format has a type of DJ. And they got upset.

And our boss called and was like, hey, they're upset. and I said, well, Bobby Bones would like to apologize, but Robert Rock never does. So, you know, it's two different people, right? So there's nothing mean-spirited about it. Daniel, can you tell new listeners just a bit about this show, like how we work, when we pick on people, we like them, that kind of thing? Yeah, no, no.

Every bit I've heard from y'all, y'all, y'all's not been mean or anything to anybody. I mean, y'all have always been pretty open and pretty hilarious, you know? I mean, you joke around a bit, but nothing's taken too seriously, you know? You know, I didn't want anyone to get offended by that. I'm Bobby Bones. I feel like I have a big heart. Robert Rogg don't care. But Bobby Bones, I kind of felt bad because I had a couple emails and I replied.

And I was like, hey, I'm sorry about that, you know? Robert Rogg didn't reply because that dude is not a good dude. No, no. But you did. Daniel, what kind of segments do you like for us to do? I like all the funny ones, like Will and Uber. Like I like the morning corny. I always find that.

My favorite one was probably when y'all sent lunchbox signal and find the either squirrel or whatever it was inside of, I think it's Morgan's basement or attic. Yeah. The rodent or something. Yeah, our phone screener, Hillary had some noise and he went up to catch it and couldn't. Hey, Daniel, if you wouldn't mind, I'm going to keep you on the phone. I'm going to send you something. And I appreciate you being a hardcore listener.

And I'm going to send you something and we'll all sign it. And I appreciate you just driving and working out with us all morning. Well, thanks, man. I appreciate you. And let Denver know, we got good hearts. And sometimes I apologize. guys. If I offended anyone, Bobby Bones here. Hardie Gold, by the way. Bobby Bohn. No, no heart's golden as this. I'm sorry.

Just don't get Robert Rock on the air because that dude, he isn't. Oh, he doesn't. He's, don't play. I'm keeping him out here. Hey, Daniel, stay on the phone, please, okay? All right, appreciate you. Yeah, I kind of got lit up yesterday. Lit up. And I was just thinking there was nothing malicious. I didn't even know. Yeah, I don't think. Maybe he's just taken the wrong way.

I know. I said it was good, I thought. It was just a funny bet I do all the time. Yeah. All the time, like three times ever. Yeah, my bad. For me, Bobby. Yeah. But what about Robert?

I don't talk to him. That dude gets in trouble, man. Has he said anything about this? No comment. No, he has lots of comments. I did get lit up on the phone yesterday. And I could tell, too, when our boss got, he's like, hey, I got like five things talking about. And the fifth thing was, hey, Denver's ticked.

And I was like, great. Robert Rock again, huh? Yep. We together can make this a real-life thing because before the show started, I looked on iTunes and parked out by the lake, which just went up yesterday, was not in the top 200.

And I thought to myself, well, that's not right, because that song's awesome. And I've played it for a week. Basically, this guy goes, let me make fun of pop country. And I like pop country, but some of the songs do get a little repetitive.

And some of the people you can just replace them with another one and it's the same. I like most of it, but some of it I go, okay. This guy has a point. And he makes a song called Parked Out by the Lake. And it's just one line over and over again, but it's really good. So, that being

said, it was in the top 200. It's now in the 30s. Oh, it's so good. Keep it going. Listen, to all my people out there, if you like the song, I encourage you to download it, because I'm going to play it right now. It's called Parked Out by the Lake. One, it's a good song. I mean, and how funny, too, to buy it on iTunes and gift it to your friends because you can do that.

You can be like, hey, gift it to your friends. Yes, this is a great. Check out this amazing new song. And don't tell them it to Joe. Yeah, yeah. Parked Out by the Lake. Don't tell them it. Don't tell him it by Dean Summerwind.

He just repeats himself. Enjoy parked out by the lake. Here we go. I'm still parked out by the lake. 80 miles from Santa Feet. And I'm sitting here. It's parked out by the lake If you're wondering where I park

I'm out parked by the lake It's the lake that's 80 miles from Santa Fe I'm parked out by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe It's the lake this park This lake is where any miles still parked out here It in my Santa Fe That's where I'm at

I'm sitting out here parked And I'm parked here by the lake On some Santa Fe And in bed That Lake out of fair That's where I'm at I'm parked Waiting in

So I'm Parked out by the lake Our audio producer Raymond Watch the Tom Brady documentary on Facebook It's called Tom versus time. Yeah. I'm a Tom Brady fan because he wins. I like that about people.

Sustained greatness. Yeah. Because it's so difficult. Ray watched it and his big takeaway was that Tom Brady kisses his son on the lips. Oh, yeah. Saw that. Oh, did you guys watch it too? No, I saw a clip of it.

Yeah. Raymond, did it look weird? Because Lunchbox kissed his dad on the lips too. Yeah, and they kissed on the lips for a couple seconds, too. They held it. I just don't think it's weird. If that's the way of parent-parents, I have no problem with that. I watch it over and over and over to think.

Maybe it was the nose or the cheek? Was it really on the lips like that for so long? I have a theory. I think you're all Tom Brady haters. You're looking for any reason to hate on. I'm a Tom Brady fan. I'm a Tom Brady fan. Lunchbox kisses his dad on the mouth.

Absolutely. Kiss my dad. I used to kiss my grandparents. It's just what you do. You still do. When I see my dad, I kiss him on the lips. Absolutely. How old is Tom Brady's son, though?

I don't know. He looks like eight. He's eight. Seven? That's okay. No, no. But lunch, Lunchbox is 35, 36.

36 years old. He's a man. Who am I to tell somebody how they have affection toward another human? Yeah, you're right. No, we're not. Have you seen the video, though?

No, but I don't care to because I don't want to watch it for that. Let's pull it up, so you can see it. Okay, pull it up. You watch it. Give us your opinion. Okay, so. I mean, I thought it was cute and sweet

and then... I have no problem with it. I have no problem with it. I think, let me look. Yeah. And I think if Lunchbox wants to kiss his dad on the mouth and that's how they love each other, that's fine.

I think Lunchbox and his dad should make a video. Like, I don't know what you... You guys are making it sound creepy. It is just a show of affection between a parent and a son, and that's what my dad and I do. There's the still. Because Tom's also getting a massage while it happens. But none of that matters.

Hey, Amy, you're a new parent. You shouldn't be judgmental of parents. I'm not. I'm not. I'm saying it's, I saw the video. Don't worry. My dad's got my dog. You can ask her friend.

I said it was cute. I'm watching here. I'm going to watch Tom Brady. His son. comes in, gives a little kiss in the mouth. That's it. Goodbye. I see nothing. No, no, no, he comes back. I see nothing wrong. Okay, hold on. Give me more. He says, gives another kiss.

Boom. Okay. Come on. Bobby. That was three seconds, bones. Bobby. Okay, it's a little long, but I still, I'm not going to judge somebody. Hey, judge not yet ye be judged. Oh. Is what I say. Rootay? No, the Bible.

Oh, oh. Oh, yeah, of course. I knew that verse. That's all. Let's. Let's chill. Oh, I watched it again. How long does love your parents? There are so many kids that aren't getting love and we're going to hate on a kid that's getting love. That's a lot of.

No or not. Lip love. I'm sure he is a really awesome home with Jazeel and Tom. Yes. And he's getting a massage. Someone commented on there, hey, everybody chill out. It's basically like he's getting to kiss Jazel. That's weird.

You know, here's the thing about Jaze. She's very pretty. Yeah. I don't, in my mind, I don't put her in that, like, super, super super. What? Are you joking? She's a super model. Yeah, she is super super super. Victoria's secret.

Let me pull up some photos. I know, I've seen her and I get it. Mike, do you pull up some more photos for Bobby? I think she's very pretty, but she's not in my top 50. 50. I don't think so. I want to hear this list of 50. And maybe because she's Tom Brady, and I feel like I know Tom Brady of it and I don't

want to like get, you know, I want to think his wife's hot. Yeah, and they could be listening. They probably are. I mean, you didn't even say top 10, you said top 50. I just don't think of her like that. Okay. All right. Does that many pictures ever?

Out of respect to your time. I mean, I got a lot of pictures over there. I have respect to my buddy Tom who I look out of here. I just don't feel like that. Yeah, I know what she looks like. Everybody's a good one. I know what Giselle looks like. I think she's beautiful.

Stunning. But she's not in your top 50. Okay. I don't even think you could name 50 that are like. Hey, haters are going to hate? No, we're not hating them. Oh, you're hating. Right now on Giselle.

No, I'm not hitting it all. All I'm saying, you said, it's like kissing Giselle. And I go, no, that's like my friend. It's like my friend's wife. I don't covet her. The good book says, don't covet your neighbor's wife. That's true. Get out of here.

As I said. She's so beautiful. I sent the guy to Denver guy that got mad at me for doing the thing. I told him, Jesus loved him and I was sorry. I'm in the email yesterday and just hope that that message comes across. Just like Tom Brady, you know? There's love there. And I don't covet my neighbor's wife.

my neighbor's wife. Yeah, there's a difference between coveting your neighbor's wife and thinking she's hot. I do think she's very pretty. I do. But she's not top 50. A little hyperbole with that.

I don't know what my top 50 is. I don't know. I just said it. I don't know. Sorry, I took it literally. Bones, look at this picture. Yeah. Yeah, thank you, Eddie.

I think she's very, very attractive. Yeah. Does she go up on the top 50? I don't know the top. Should I make it list now? Yes. I don't even think you can name 50. That are like a back caliber.

Okay. Let me talk about Jimmy Allen for a second He's in our class of 2018 He has this song called Best Shot It's so good And class of 2018 He came by the house The podcast is up now

And we talk for an hour He's a new artist He talks about living in his car for four months I lived in my car for a little bit How long? About four and a half months Oh that's a long time Yeah

So how do you shower when you're living in your car? I was working at this gym Showering I would eat there Because I worked in a snack bar Crazy huh He's been in town 10 years, just grinding it out. He talks about waking up when he was sleeping in the car and thinking he was driving because he was sleeping in the front seat.

He wake up, be like, oh my goodness, I'm driving! But he was really just asleep in the front of the car. The first two nights, it was weird, though, like, maybe the first even week. Because when you're sleeping in a driver's seat, sometimes you think you're still driving. So I would, like, wake up. Oh, crap. It's a very positive podcast. I really enjoyed him.

So his name is Jimmy Allen. He's in our class of 2018. This is jam here. See the sun sink down on the coast out of California. And there's no doubt. Big Night saying that I'm perfect, though. Because, girl, you know I'm not. Everything I got.

Girl, I'll give you my best shot. There it is. So search Bobbycast. It's on iTunes and IHeartRadio. I think you guys will like that one. Now time for a segment called, What do 24-year-olds care about with Morgan number two? Whatever.

Morgan, what are you 24-year-olds caring about today? Snapchat's going to be live broadcasting bits and pieces of the Winter Olympics, and that's really awesome. Who cares about the Winter Olympics, first of all? I do. I do. I'll be watching. I'll watch a little ice skating.

I just don't understand a lot of the games. That's the problem. And when I don't understand the Bowenero Snow Ski Hippopotamus Challenge, I tend to change it. That sounds cool. But I like the ice skating, and they're doing on Snapchat. By the way, do you have you seen the update for Snapchat? Yeah, and people are not happy about it. I don't like it.

But I don't like anything at first. What's the update? Well, I was 24-year-old talking about it. Yeah, I know. Y'all talk because I haven't been on Snapchat in months. It's just now that feed is, you know how you used to be your friends? Yeah. Now it's just all kinds of stuff.

It's your friends. It's Pepsi. It's another friend. It's the Guggenheim. You know, so it's just one thing after the next. Why's the Guggenheim on there? Because they snap stuff. Yeah.

So the Olympics will be on Snapchat. Cool. That's what 24-year-olds talking about? Yeah, right now. What do 24-year-olds care about with Morgan number two? Whatever.

Just trying to fill the pulse so what the kids are talking about these days, you know what I mean? Yeah. Put the audio in. I'm going to play it because I have this audio here of this college commit

who goes on TV and they say, hey, where are you going to go school? And he goes, I'm going to go Florida and his mom walks out. Did you see this? Because she wanted to go to Alabama? No. Hey, put that in, Ray,

because I want the art lessons to hear this. I watched it, and I love awkward. That's my favorite feeling. It's awkward. Wow. Okay. How do you not have the conversation before it even happened? Just wait because Ray's going to put it in and it's brutal.

Which, by the way, yesterday was National Signing Day. Yeah. Check out my sweatshirt. You got signed? Well, no, I didn't get signed by the Arkansas Razorback. Yeah. But the head coach, Chad Morris, sent me a whole box. I got a jersey with my name on it.

Oh, really? Yeah. What number? One. Wow. Wow. You're number one. Yeah.

It was awesome. What else did he say? Shirts, sweatshirts. Yep. Oh, happy day. It's been a while. Yeah, it has been. Ooh, happy.

I challenge you right now to find something you're happy about. Share it with the world. Me? I got that box of Arkansas Razorback swag from the new coaching staff. I was like, man, life's good. Oh, happy day. Amy, what you got? Well, I got a picture this morning of my son walking to school all by himself.

Apparently he's been doing it, but yes. Yesterday, threw a fit. It didn't happen. And then today, woo, happy again. Oh, happy day. Lunch bar. Give me something that's happy. Oh, happy day. Yesterday, Blue Apron showed back up on my porch. It is back in my life. I've been missing it for a few weeks. And it is back. And it was so easy last night because I didn't have to argue with the wife. What's for dinner? We made some Bougainees, Bougainese, Bougainese, some pasta. Thanks good. Eddie? Oh man, today after work, I'm going to get my nasal sinuses cleared up.

He's having surgery. Did you know this? Today. Wow. Oh, you're getting one of those, like it's a nose job. Yeah, it's not a nose job. Oh, you're getting a nose. No, no, no.

In high school, all the girls would say they were getting a septum. Deviated. Deviated rectum. No, deviated septum. You haven't deviated rectum? Bones. But for the first time of my life, if everything goes okay, I'm going to be able to breathe through my nose.

Is that why you talk like that? Yes. That's why you guys. fun of me that I talk like this. I don't. I don't. I don't. Do I always think I talk like this. No, but do it, do an impression because you're just talking to normal. This is my impression.

Wait, why are you still talking the same? I'm producing already. I'm talking about anything. Why are you talking the same that you always do? Stop it. Oh, happy day. You know who called me yesterday? Stop me. By the way. Name drop!

Walker Hayes called and he said, hey man. He just called because we've been playing Craig. Yeah. And he's like, man, people just are moved by what Craig did for me and he just called say appreciated us playing the song. If you haven't heard Craig by Walker Hayes, it's about a guy who, by the way, Craig is a preacher in town. You guys know that, right? Yes. I'm going to bring Craig and Walker in at some point. That's why I wanted to talk to him about it. But he's so appreciative to our listeners.

He's like, man, I never seen anything like it before. So yeah. That's cool. Yesterday I got a call from. Name drop. Walker Hayes. If I were to do another one, also I reached out to to... Name drop! Eric Passley. And I said, hey, dude. I heard you're playing all these new songs out with everybody What's the deal? And so I usually don't listen to new songs

But I went after him Oh, okay I never take new songs And so Eric Passley sent me his new song I asked for it, it's really good Yeah So yeah, you know, just me talking to people You know, name drop!

It's another day Just another day I got another one but I'll hold off on it Why, why hold off when I don't know Three in a row might be too much Yeah, yeah I had to create that clip Because I just started tossing these names out

And I don't want to sound like a goober. So I have to admit that it's goobery for me to do it. But I don't want to lie to our listeners and act like I'm not. Right. So this helps that. Yeah, this is me acknowledging, yeah, I'm kind of a goober and I talk to people. You good? Yeah.

Cool. I want to play the audio here. Remember, this is college football signing day. And so they're all sitting up there and the family and the kids are going to commit to whatever school he's going to. He's going to Florida. He's going to Bama. And then he picks. Florida and his mom walks off and this is the commentator.

Great. You got, so, Jacob, you're going to Florida. Who just got up and left there? And to your right, who got up and left? Oh, that was my mom. Wow, she's mad. Yeah.

She's ticked. Did you watch the lunchbox? Yeah. It's awkward, right? It was awkward and awesome at the same time. Like, his mom was not happy. How do you not have that conversation where he says, I'm picking Florida?

And she goes, okay. You should be happy for your kid no matter what, right? And you should have that conversation so that doesn't happen on TV. So here's the awkward thing I didn't want to talk about while the kids were still in the car. Oh, yeah. And I wouldn't say it's dirty. I just am sensitive about the small ears. So your mom sent your wife a book.

A book. And what's the title of the book? It is called... Oh, he brought it with them. Pocket Kamasutra. Oh, my. My goodness. And it's really tiny like it can fit in your pocket.

Let Eddie look through the pages. What is composite? It's a type of. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead, Eddie. That's for it. Oh, my.

The cover's really. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I can't. This is crazy. There's like all these different things in there. Yes. Lunchbox is trying to have a baby. Read the note on the inside, Eddie.

This is your mom who wrote this to your wife. Yes. Read the note out loud. Okay. To my daughter-in-law. May something in, may something. in here will help you bring me another grandchild. Wink, wink.

Love your mother-in-law. Oh my goodness. Unbelievable. How does that make you feel lunch, lunch, box? Um, I mean, it's awkward that my mom sent it. I don't really care because, I mean, that's what adults do, and we are trying to have a kid. But for my wife to open the mail

and get this with no warning, it's pretty uncomfortable. She turned really red, and it was just awkward. Let's say you try something from the book, like the flying flamingo, right? They're just tossing it out there. Are you thinking of your mom, though? Because you wouldn't be doing the flam flamingo if it wasn't for your mom.

No, I'm not thinking about my mom in that moment. You should, though. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, me. But if, like, something happens where we do get pregnant and it's because I'll have to go. My mom, look, page 25, that was all because of you. Who? Page 25.

Yeah. How did your wife feel? Oh, she was very, I can't believe this. Oh, my gosh. And she would, she drops the. book. I'm like, let's just look through it. Maybe maybe she's on to something. Okay, so I got married about 11 years ago

and before we got married, my mother-in-law at church one day said, come meet me after church. I have something for you. And I'm like, okay, I'll come. So I went over and saw her and she handed me a book called The Joy of Sex and it's a manual. And she gave it to me. I mean, it's a thick book.

But she's like, here, I just wanted to give this to you before your honeymoon. Whatever. And I was like, thank you. You sit down and go over their favorite articles? You guys, no, but the book is from 1970. Not that it matters, but there's illustration. It's just a lot.

Yeah, lots changes then. It's a lot. It's a lot. And it was super thoughtful, but anybody that knows my mother-in-law, I just was not expecting that. Everybody naked from the 70s? It looks like a bunch of strawberry padges walking around. Wow.

Yeah, they just kind of... They're from 96. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Okay. So they probably had hammer pants on. Looking through all of it. Yeah, I don't like that, dude.

I don't either. It's like, don't look at it right now. It's weird. I think it's weird looking at you looking at that. We think of our parents and it's gross, right? We think of our parents. But obviously we're here because they did it. Absolutely.

But you have to think eventually our kids are going to look at it. I says it's gross. Absolutely. No, no. My kids are adopted. They're going to think we don't do it. Oh, it's good. That's a good point.

That's true. They have no proof you guys have ever done it. Wow. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, right. So you have the book. Are you implementing? Oh, yeah, I said, maybe we should try it.

Oh, my goodness. I told her to pick out her page. Yeah, she wants to do like the taredactyl triangle and. Stairdactyl. You get it rocking? Yeah, you want me to. I mean, it has different stages. That's so gross.

Don't do that. Eddie, come on for adults. No, it's the lunchbox factor. He's still like the 70s. I mean, we're sort of adults. Go ahead. The pair of tongues. Okay, there we go.

Wait, what? Why did you see that? That's a route. What is that? What is that? Oh, wait. The butterfly? Yeah.

I do that one alone. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Okay, sorry, sorry. I'm watching this story on the news about how people have put in their hands under the dryers and bathrooms. And it's just pure disgustingness that comes out. The hot air mixing their germs all over.

And they put in a petri dish, the air, and it's just fungus and all kinds of. That's disgusting. Why? Because sometimes, honestly, if I want to add some volume in my hair, I'll stick my face and hair under it. Yes, I will. That's so gross. That's so gross. It shows the petri dish, too, and it's disgusting.

Oh, dude. It's just, like, so everything we touch is just disgusting. Everything we touch is disgusting. But that's just supposed to be air. You know what's not disgusting and people always compare it to things is toilet seats. people always go, what's more germ-filled, the sink or a toilet seat? And I go, my butt cheeks are pretty clean. There's no reason that my butt cheeks shouldn't be clean.

They always have pants on them or underwear on them. They don't touch anything. It's true. And a toilet seat is mostly touched on my butt cheeks or urine, and urine's not even dirty. Right, it's sterile. So for the most part, a toilet seat should be pretty clean. I don't really like that comparison. So I saw that.

I'm just trying to touch hands. Flues everywhere. Eddie's kids' school was canceled. Yeah, for two days. Again? Again, but it's not what you think. No one else got sick. They're being preventative and they are letting those kids not go to school for two days

so they can disinfect the entire school. Proactive, not reactive. I get it. Yeah, I thought that was kind of cool. It's such a problem that it's almost when a snow day happens somewhere that doesn't get a lot of snow. They go, oh, because this could be bad. It's somebody get hurt. We're not going to do it.

They're doing it with the flu because it's so bad. Yes. Like a snow day, though, Eddie, like you can likely be off work for, or maybe your wife, like say both parents work and there's a snow day. Work may have to understand like, okay, nobody should be driving right now. But on a day like that, we're spraying down the classrooms, what in the world do you do with your kids?

This is now a problem. I legit am confronting. It's good point. Because we're at work no matter what, rain or shine, snow or hail, or sickness or no sickness. It's like the mailman plus getting married bowels. So it sounds like, yeah. Yes, so I don't like, what do parents do they call in? Sorry, my school clothes to disinfect. I can't come into work. I don't know the answer to that. I don't have kids.

and Eddie's wife stays at home, so he doesn't have to deal with that. So I don't even know the answer to that either. I don't know. But if Amy came up to you, Bones, with that scenario, what would you say? What would I say, Amy? He would say, family first, do what you got to do if you need to take your kids, or if you need to be home with your kids. Yeah.

Great. Or he would say, you know what? We have a studio next door, a closet. It's pretty empty. Bring them up here with their tablets. Let them play. Ooh, I don't know about you let you do that. I just gave two options.

I don't know. I would let her do whatever she wanted to do. Wow. How fun would it be thinking of here? Let's not act like Queen Amy doesn't get her way. Well, I know you're right. You're right about that. That is so not a very nice way to put that.

No, no, but it is. Her majesty, let him talk. Yeah, please. Can I have the stick to your majesty? This is so rude. This is not hot. Okay. Can I have the floor?

Yes, King Bobby. Thank you. But we're from different kingdoms because we're not married. That makes us Duke and Duchess. Oh, boy. I'm the Duke. Let me tell you. His kingdom is more power of the mind.

But yes, King Bobby. Speak. Amy has earned her. way to, and she has a lot of things in her life that make her awesome that brings things to the air. Like, she's not a radio person. And you know how you're really great at not being a radio person is that you have a life that concerns you first? Yes. And that's what I want you to take care of. You. Yeah. So Queen Amy and her land, she has to make sure the crops fertile land. Wow. Yes. Okay. Queen Amy needs to do what she needs to do. Your majesty. Her majesty.

Thank you for your time. Okay. Thank you. Your majesty. No, no. We get your majesty each Oh, no, my gosh, your highness, she's majesty. I'm highness, your majesty. I get it right. I should have known that. Anyway, Queen Amy's court's over. There's a go. Wow.

Let's throw this around. Amy brought this up yesterday, but there's a follow-up. Remember they were saying, hey, should Girl Scouts be able to sell cookies outside of pot dispensaries? Yeah. This one girl sold 300 boxes. She goes, she sets up outside the pot dispensary. $1,500 worth of Girl Scout cookies. Like that.

Uh-huh. And now there's a huge debate if it's against the rules and she could get her badges taken away. Okay. Now, for the record, the rules vary by state whether scouts can take advantage

of legal weed stores, which is crazy they're even addressing this right now because I feel like it's so new. Yeah. I just feel like if it's inside the law, you can go set up there. Yeah.

There's nothing outside of the law. They're not even sitting outside of... What? Well, two places. I think it should be fine. You can't tell someone where they can set up, I guess, unless the business is getting mad, but I would do weight loss clinics.

Dang. Wow. That's terrible. Wow. That's temptation to the max. Listen, only because I worked at one. Holy show. Yes.

I worked at one in college, and listen. I love your mind. I'm just thinking if you're trying to capitalize. Amy's got a whole display outside of Jenny Craig going. then, Mitch, who-woo! Hey, cheat day. Here it is. We'll see you on the way out.

If you're wanting to make some money. So does anyone see... I'm not saying I would do it. Who has the issue with them setting outside up weed dispensaries? If it's against the rules for Girl Scouts, which I think it is, then I have a problem with it. You're breaking the rules. But it's not against the rules in some states. Right.

So we're saying it's not against the rules, but should it be against the rules? I don't know if this happened in California or Colorado. This happened in California. Okay, so it's legal. So Girl Scouts, the national Girl Scouts is having an issue with it? Colorado, you can't. Oregon, you can. But really, my point is, if there's nothing illegal about it, why can't you?

Right. I don't understand. It's just like sitting up outside, let's say a fast food restaurant. People say that kills you faster than anything. Yeah. Is eating a whole lot of bad. And you're just offering dessert. And you know, actually, you're selling probably what's worse than the week.

Let's be honest. If you're any bunch of cookies, probably worse. Oh, it totally is. I would say that proudly. It's worse. I love, listen, I love Girl's Scott cookies. Me too.

But if you have to say which one's worse for your body, it's probably the Girl Scout cookies. I've never smoked weed. Not to say I wouldn't like to wait in the shallow end at some point. Right, right, right. But I never have. But it's just not a thing. It shouldn't be a thing.

I think it's smart. Yes. I have been one of those very, very super close-minded people in my past. Like, I for sure have. And I think one time, if you're put in certain experiences, it opens your mind to stuff where you're like, okay, like, it's not as bad as you would think. But for whatever reason, it's just against the law. And it's going to take years and years and years to change. And I think it will change.

And I think for our listeners, so you just know what Amy's talking about, is Amy was so anti. She was no, you know, we'd know, we'd know. Then your mom got sick with cancer and you saw it change her life to where she... Well, and my mom was a rule follower in anti-weed, but we lived in a state where it wasn't legal. And she was at the hospital and given synthetic marijuana, which is a pill and was legal. But she wasn't allowed to, you know, smoke it in her own home to either give her an appetite or, you know, make her feel better or whatever the case may be. And, yeah, there was a time that we did it and we had to do it illegally. and it wasn't cool.

Luckily we had some friends and family that were like, yeah, we got some we can hook you up. And like, we ate. Yeah. And she had a little vape pin and she got, she was able to eat. Like my mom was so, so skinny because of her cancer. And I think it's just something,

she passed away shortly after that so we didn't end up using it long term. But I think had she ended up living longer, we probably would have kept using it more and more. And I just feel like if you're allowing it in synthetic, form and we allow other drugs like Xanax. I feel like there's medicinal marijuana that can offer the same thing and it's actually grown and not made.

It's not manmade. It's of the earth. What about recreational? I'm not there yet, but I don't, I feel like alcohol is legal and that. I feel like there's a debate there. I'm not against it. No. And I mean, I'm someone too who after my mom died, I had to get on anxiety meds because I

could not sleep. and I took that and my own doctor who, you know, abides by the law, but he's like, you know what, I don't even like prescribing Xanax. If marijuana was legal, that is what I would prescribe to you. So many of my doctors have said that to me. Because over the past eight or nine years, I've moved around and I've had three doctors and I have a doctor, doctor. And he says the same thing.

Like if I could prescribe weed, instead of this anxiety medicine that you're on, I would so let you do and want you to do this because it's way more natural than the chemicals you're putting inside of your body. Yes, and where Xanax can lead to with addiction and dependency and stuff, where they're not seeing that so much with marijuana. I'm just saying if you're listening to us right now and you're kind of thinking, oh my goodness, I can't believe they're saying that. Just stop and really, trust me, I was in your shoes.

I was one of those people. And, you know, we never want to offend anybody by our opinions and points of views. But I think that's great that people are different. But you can also learn from other people and their experiences and be like, hey, you know what? Is it really that bad? In me, well, all I'm saying, it's 420. dude.

Yeah. I've never even touched it in 420. I don't even... Is that the day Jerry Garcia was born or something? I have no idea. Is that right? I don't know, Amy. Amy yells a yell to yell.

Yeah. I didn't even hear the question. I was just... I don't know. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby.

I don't think that's weird. Eddie and I having a debate off the air. Go ahead. Well, you just randomly just said that Jimmy Allen was a good-looking dude, which is fine. Strikingly good-looking. We saw him last night at New Faces, we were leaving. And Jimmy Allen, by the way, class of 2018, one of the new artists here. This guy's going to be big.

We had him in for Joy Week last week. So good. There's nothing wrong with you saying that. I don't think there's a problem with that. It's just that we've had a bunch of strikingly good-looking people in the studio. And you've never, ever randomly said, hey, Brett Elders, strikingly good-looking dude. I don't think Brett Elders is strikingly good-looking, though. That's why I haven't said it.

I think Brad Elders is good-looking and he's tall and he's talented. That makes him a total package good-looking. Interesting. Jimmy Allen, you look at you go, that's a good-looking dude. Jake Owen, strikingly good-looking dude. Keith Urban. I've said that about Keith Urban. I go, I get it, man.

That's so awkward. But yet, Giselle is not in Bobby's top 50. That's my point. And you randomly just said it. Jimmy Allen. Because we saw him last night. It's not random. And I said, Jimmy Allen.

And then I go, man, and he is buff. Yeah, he is buff. He works out. And dress is really good. For me, I can tell the difference in my mind which dudes are more attractive than others. Lunchbox, by the way, can't. He says there's no difference to him. All guys look the same.

Yep. There's no difference to him and David Beckham and Danny DeVito. Some girls like Danny, some girls like David. Don't know the difference. Don't know why one girl prefers which. Can't tell. And when you sit over there and say how good-looking Jimmy Allen is, it's very weird.

Strikingly. Strikingly, good-looking. I did the bobby cast with him. It's up now. Were you just mesmerized? He's really good-looking, yes. It's called Best Shot. It's called Best Shot.

Who else would you say in the man category Just strikingly good-looking? Were you looking at him? You go, whoa, double date. George Strait. Oh, you mean country artists? Yeah, country artists. But you think George Strait, I mean,

when he was young for sure. Young, old, I don't care. Oh, boy. Okay. Oh, boy. And what about John Party, Amy? John Party's good looking. I wouldn't say strikingly.

I'm a big fan of his. We know. You tell us all the time. All the time. Of course he's good looking. His personality makes him hotter. He's awesome. Yeah.

Makes him hotter. See, why can you say that? Stop. He really does have a great personality. Like, John Party is a great package. Yeah. Jump party's a package. And he has his own style.

Yes, he does. He is the... Tight shirts. It's kind of the urban old school cowboy. Tight pearl snaps. There's a reason that the old school like him and the new school like him at the same time. It's hard to do the balance. His music sonically so much.

much new while still maintaining a bit of the country. It's just, he's found the perfect package of good songs, great sound, great look, and we just like him as a person. Yeah. Dirk's Bentley, Amy. Yes, duh. You think Dirk's a strike. I think Dirk's is good looking at.

We're using the word strike. No, strike you guys where it goes, boom, you're like, whoa, baby. Yeah, yeah. Or something like that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Strackingly. I'm like, I just got struck by your looks.

That's exactly what it means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sam Hunt, hello. Yeah. Sam's more of a heartthrob, though. What? He's, so you don't heartthrob and strikingly are different? Different.

Different. Sam's all muscular and he's like the perfect. Pack? Yeah, he's just not, say, I'm not struck by Sam. What about Dustin Lynch? No. Yes. He's good looking.

They're all good looking. Yeah, of course. I mean, they're talented, they're good looking. But not strikingly. Keith, I'm glad you mentioned. I haven't thought of that. Oh, sure you had. I see Bobby, I'm more so of a Brett Eldridge.

Bobby's like, yeah, okay, da-da-da-da. But, I mean, I think he's, most every girl I know thinks. Brett Eldridge and Brett Young are super hot. Well, Brett Eldridge can sing. If Brett Eldridge was an accountant, I don't think as many people would think he was hot. I'm going to give you an example. If I wasn't on the radio, I would have, I already have no girls. I would have nothing if I wasn't on the radio.

It's true. What you do is part of what you are to people. Yeah. And so Brett Elders sings better than just about anybody. I'm just going to say if there was an accounting firm called Owen, Bentley, and Moore. Oh, boy. Justin Moore? Kitmore.

Oh, wow. Strikingly good looking? I think Kitmore is really good looking. Ruggedly good looking. Yeah, we're getting to the root of this. I like it. Ryan Hurd? Yeah, I'd hit it.

Ryan Hurd is really cute. And that dude. Yeah, he's more of like the dirty. Strikingly dirty. He's He's Ryan hurts buffed But hot

Like that dude's Strackingly dirty I told Marin Hold on Hold on Let me get my club Oh you did not tell Marin So I told

Name drop Nice I told Marin I said I had no idea Ryan was so buff Until I was watching her Instagram

And he's walking On her shirt on And I was like Opopee You did tell her that Okay So But I'm comfortable

With my sexuality And my sexuality It sounds like it You know why you don't get none? Why don't I get none? Listen to you. Oh.

I don't care. I just don't care. But yes. You're right. Ryan hot's like, Dirty hot. Yes. Ryan heard.

Yeah, yeah. Dirty hot. Guys. Oh, man. Then so we got rugged hot, dirty hot. Strikingly hot. Yeah.

And so far the only... You know who else is good looking is the lead singer in Midland? If he would shave him like crap off his face... Well, yeah. He's like a super model. Facial hair? Yeah.

That's what he was a model before he did this. That guy's good looking. Strikingly? Yes, because that's the... He's good looking. What about his mustache, though? No, no, no, he's got to shave all that. He's got to shave all that.

That just looks dirty. Yes. But that's their look, though. Yes, it is. That is their look. The way you work it all in your brain, though, you're like, listen, if he was doing accounting. That's how I look at myself. It's true.

It's true. If Bobby was on the radio. If I was selling Dejornos in a corporate office, like, hey, I'm trying to sell Dejornos to Safeway. Like Lindsay L probably wasn't going to date him. No. No chance. chance. No chance.

There's nothing. Probably most of your girlfriends. Yeah. Rachel. Hey, let's all shut up about that. I don't claim to be anything. You know what I am? I'm, I'm nerdy warm.

Nerdy warm. Nerdy warm. What's the warm part for? Yeah, I don't get that. Inviting? She got the nerdy part. I'm nerdy warm. I'm nerdy.

And I'm also warm, though, where it's nuts. Some nerds are like, stay away. Oh, I got you. And me, hey, I'm friendly. Yeah. Inviting. Yeah. So, by the way,

Tonight, the final four on The Four, Battle for Stardom. It's the finale. It airs tonight at 8, 7 Central, Javia, Candace Boyd, I think your name's Ebby McKinney and Vincent, all battled it out for a recording contract. And they become the IHeart Radio on the verge artist. And that's tonight, the four, Battle for Stardom, the big finale's tonight. So be sure to check that out.

Anyway, I like that conversation. I think it's funny to break down dudes. Because I thought Jimmy Allen, that's where it started. That's off the year. I thought he was strikingly good-looking. Yeah, anyway, the podcast's up with Jimmy. Because when you smile, I see the sun sink down on the coast out of California, and there's no doubt. I would shave Brett Eldridge's face.

Oh, my gosh. Like, you would do it? Really? You like him clean, shaven? I'm just not a fan of scruff. I like the scruff. Yeah, but again, different strokes, different folks, I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's different.

Yeah. What about Dirks's beard thing? Yeah, it works. When he wears flannel, it works. He had a mustache. He has a mustache. He kind of has a thing, mountain man thing. Yeah.

He's been in the mountains. Any other questions about dudes before I hit a song? Justin Timberlake real quick. Just got to know. Not so much anymore. What? Yeah. He's super talented.

Like the other night at the Super Bowl were you not just like enamored? No, it's talent. Yes, absolutely. But not his looks. I think that's the guy who has all the tools. But you like in sync, Justin? Yeah. You like the hair.

I like the turtleneck and the curly hair. Younger kid. No. No, no. I mean, yeah. I mean, like, Eddie. No, no, no, what I'm saying?

He's younger. He definitely looks like a dad now. Someone always. Someone always. He looks like a dad now, is what I'm saying. Yeah, he's 37 years old. He was in his 20s then. All right, guys.

Keith Urban. Thank you. Yep. Hey, so I'm going to say this, that this song parked out by the lake. I know it's a joke, but it's a hit. I don't care how jokey it is. Hilarious. It's, before we started the show, it wasn't in the top 200 on iTunes.

It's at number 16 right now. And again, there's one whole part of the song He's parked out by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe and he keeps singing it over and over again as a parody of a lot of the guys that sing country music now

and I can respect that even though I like a lot of the guys that sing country music now I can respect the funny in it The song is also really good If I'm a record label I'm grabbing this guy for this song People are going to have a tough time going

Is this real? Because it's not But it's still so good It's at number 16 right now Here, check it out. Laughy It's the lake that's part of the lake Any miles still From Santa Fe

Laugh all you want Because it's hilarious This song's also catchy And it's at number 16 right now Do you remember that old lake The one by Santa Fe That's where I'm at I'm sitting out here parked

And I'm parked here by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe And it's a lake that you remember 80 miles from Santa Fe Like Amy knows the hook and she loves it Ready one two three And I'm parked out by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe

It's a lick this part Where I'm at by the lake Come on And this leg 80 miles from Sanofay And I'm still parked I'm from Sanford I don't care

What people say That's a hit Nobody knows hits like I do That's a hit There you go The name it's under Is Dean Summerwind Yeah Dean Summerwind

And it's called Parked Out by the Lake You guys would be crazy Not to put this dude on Just for a song And everybody's gonna say You're crazy if you want me to play It's good

It's gonna be good I mean, I kind of want the follow-up, too. I need a grammy now. Bobby phones. The Bobby Bones show. That's the deal. Tomorrow morning, Lokash comes in. We'll go down Music Memory Lane with Locash, play all their hits.

Love them. Yeah, me too. They're so nice. They are good dudes. Also, the dance party tomorrow morning. Get a couple of those in. What are you doing today? Nothing.

Just kids stuff. Life. Well, that's something. Okay, well, it's something, but I feel like, you know, it's sort of Groundhog Day-ish. But I'll definitely work out. Keep my mind and body sane. Every day, same thing with the kids?

Or is it a new adventure every day? Ooh, dinner will be different tonight. Why? Well, because they're tired of spaghetti and meatballs. They told me last night, no more again tomorrow. Because, you know, leftovers in the fridge just makes it easy. And they said, okay, fine. Last night they said, okay, we'll eat it tonight, but not tomorrow.

I said, well, that's great because we'll have run out by then. So we'll start something new. What's on the menu tonight? Man, I got to figure that at all. They're very picky. And I said, what in the world did y'all used to do with the orphanage? because I know y'all didn't have a choice to eat then. And they just said, we didn't eat.

I was like, okay. Time to revisit this. Like, we're not going to not eat, but you're not. This isn't a restaurant. You don't get to just pick whatever you want. What kind of it is? You're letting them. No, no, I'm not.

I'm trying to learn what they like. And if that's what I make, then they need to eat that. We don't get to every, not everybody gets to come up with their own concoction. I don't have all day. You know? And shout out to some moms that do that, cater to each child's different needs and make five different things.

I mean, I get it. It definitely makes things a lot easier, but... Last night, Amy and I were sitting at a table, and she goes, I can see how I'd gain 20 pounds immediately. I said, what do you mean? She goes, because as a mom, you just, you either go, I'm so tired, I'm going to eat with eight, or you just eat. Yeah, because they don't finish their food, and you don't want to waste it,

so then you start eating, and it's normally not stuff I would eat, and then you're so emotional or tired or stressed out sometimes that you just start eating, because eating fixes everything, but then it doesn't when your pants don't don't fit. Eating fixes everything. I love it. In your mind it does. Yeah, because I've been kind of feeling down a bit, meaning a little bit under the weather.

And all I want to eat is chips and bad things. And I've been crushing a diet for the past couple months, just perfect. And I've kind of put on a little blubber because of it. Dang. But you feel good. Well, I say if you feel bad, eat bad. Like you all say. If you eat good, you look good, and you look good, you feel good.

And if you feel good, you make all kinds of deals. And money. That's kind of what it is. You look good, you feel good. You feel good. You play good. You play good, they pay good. Yeah.

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