The Bobby Bones Show - Husband Admits To Cheating In Monday Morning Confessions + Someone On The Show Nearly Gets Into A Fight At Concert

Episode Date: July 16, 2018

A husband admitted to kissing his wife’s relative in today’s Monday Morning Confessions. Eddie is planning a ‘Mommy Night’ for his wife. Also, someone on the show talks about a time they nearly got into a fight at a concert. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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he's 51 years old What's Will Ferrell's funniest movie Around the room In your mind, Will Ferrell's funniest movie Which one you watch and laugh the most Because for me it's other I'm not going to pick two No one can pick two

You have to pick one Okay I'm going to go with Anchorman Okay Because I think I laughed more the first time and then all the times through Anchorman. Now,

Stead Brothers, I liked, but then I loved later on. But Anchorman is my number one answer. That's the funniest Wolfram movie. Amy? Elf. Oh, that's a good one, Amy. I forgot about Elf. That's his biggest movie.

We talked about that early. Yeah, I forgot about it, though. That's a good one. Funniest movie's Elf. Eddie? Anchorman. I have to go with Anchorman. Lunchbox?

Easy. Put them on the map. Old school. That's a good one. It comes on TV. I'll watch it still. My boy blue. Morgan number two?

Elf. Elf? Yeah. Well, the girls like the happy, like Christmas movies. Yeah. And we like the Purvy movies. Yeah, that's typical. We like naked Wolf Earlf.

Let's see. I do like that part, though, an elf when he's in the bathroom. He's singing, baby, it's cold outside. And she doesn't know he's in the bathroom and he's just singing. Remember that part? I haven't memorized Elf. I've seen it a few times. Oh, that's my favorite part ever.

I love it. With New Girl? Yeah. And Zoe Dishanel's in the shower She's singing, I really can't stay. But she's singing it. Yeah, and he's like, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do know that, yeah. Yeah. That makes me a laugh. I got to go away. The baby, it's cold outside. Welfare old turns 51 today. Here, I'll give you a quote See if you can hit the movie.

Morgan number two, if you ain't first, your last. Ooh, Talladega nights. That is correct. Lunchbox. I'm in a glass case of emotion. I'm in a glass case of emotion. Anchorman. That's correct.

Did you know that one Eddie? Yeah, I did. Did we just become best friends? Step brothers. That's right. Amy. I just like to smile. Smiley's my favorite.

Oh, elf. Okay, Morgan number two. It's a tough one. Hansel. He's so hot right now. Oh. Anchorman too? No.

Zoolander, which is funny. That's funny. He's in that. He is. Not the main character. Nope. Lunchbox. I don't know how to put this,

but I'm kind of a big deal. Don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. Blades of Glory. No. Good movie. Anchorman. Yeah, Anchorman.

He's like, I ought to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. Is that one or two? I don't know. One, probably. I feel like two was pretty good. I don't even think I saw two. But listen, the sequels rarely.

The only sequel I know that's better is my second book. Is that right? I don't wonder why. Yeah, yeah, see? No one knows what it means, but it's provocative, Eddie. No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

Oh! I'm going to do Anchorman. No, it's Blades of Glory. Also, do you know what I know that from? Is the Kanye JZ song, Paris. Does he say it in there? That starts off, that clip from that movie. Really?

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. And it goes, dun-da, dun-da, dun-da. All right. Amy, Ma, the meatloaf. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma, the meatloaf.

Elf. Yeah. Step brothers? No, wedding crashers. Oh. We stayed on like three movies. We didn't even venture out. We kept answering the same three movies. Elf. Uh, Anchorman. Everybody good? Good, man. Yeah. You want to get to the show or no? I don't know. You tell us. I mean... I don't know. I mean, I'm tired just because... Oh, is that it? I slept with the air conditioner on and I got a cold because I have an air condition forever. And then I was traveling all weekend. And so I took a nap yesterday and it totally threw off my game, my sleeping game. Oh, you napped. I got home and had nothing to do. Yeah, so you take a nap.

I flew in at like noon and I was like, what do I do? I don't have anything to do. What is there to do? So there's nothing to do. Do you watch the World Cup? No. I may watch one second of the World Cup. No, I don't think my TV ever turned.

France, they did one, yeah. I don't think my TV ever turned on. And I'm not soccer or hater guy. I just didn't grow up with soccer. I didn't grow up with hockey. And there's, I think of the. was a local soccer team, I'd probably get into soccer. There is one.

America? No. There's a Nashville local soccer team. I went. They had scoring a goal. Oh, so you didn't like it. It's just running. All they did was watching sprints the whole time.

I just watched guys sprint down the... And so I don't know enough about it, so I need to see goals. I don't know the strategy of it, so I need to see balls going on it. So I can go, yeah. Same thing with hockey. I've gotten to hockey a bit because the Nashville predators are where we live, and they got good, so you start to care a little bit. Yeah, we're a hockey town.

But in Arkansas, you don't have hockey or soccer. soccer. I mean, I guess you do, but I went to a really poor school. We definitely didn't have hockey. And we didn't play soccer. So, we didn't have a baseball field. We'd go play another school's baseball field. Yeah, no, I get that. So I'm not soccer hater, but I don't know anything about it, so I don't watch it. What are I going to do? Because a lot of people are watching the World Cup. A lot. It set tremendous ratings. And having a World Cup parties. Can you imagine if America was in it, though? Oh, yeah. We'd go crazy. Are we guaranteed to be in it next year or next World Cup. Are you ever guaranteed to be in it?

When you're the host country, you are? Yeah, are we the host country again? Ever? We should be the host country every time. Yeah, we're in it every time. Exactly. In eight years, it's us, Mexico and Canada hosting and they have not decided how they're going to do the automatic bid. All-Star team of all three. That would be amazing. Because Canada sucks. They're going to be worse than we are at soccer, right? Yeah, they're not good. Like, we're bad. They're worse. Mexico's good. We just combine a super team.

Love it. I'm into that. All right, all right. Man, I don't want to get the games in Mexico. You wouldn't go to a Mexican game? No. Like in Mexico City? No. Dude, I went to a game there. I saw the Cowboys. It was a Monday night football game, Dallas Cowboys and the Raiders, and they were throwing

What, you went to Mexico City? In Mexico? In Mexico City when I was like a kid. And they were throwing pee in bottles and water bottles. Wait, what? And they're like, that's a thing. That's what they do here. It's kind of a joke.

And everyone thinks it's funny. I'm like, that's not funny. People were peeing in bottles and throwing them from the top down. And it was landing on people and people. People were like, oh, they got them. And the people in the other stadium would be laughing like, that's really funny. They got you. So that's the bird poop of what the Mexicans, like bird poop is on you, I'll have.

Same thing. It's gross, but I'm like, ah, you get in the bottle. You get hit by the pee in the bottle, they laugh. It's crazy. It was quite the experience. Here's my question. Do you show up with the pee bottled or do you pee up there? No, you just go with your bottles and then when you have to pee, you pee in it, you throw it, and everyone laughs.

What a terrible funny thing. It's crazy, man. Of all the funny things, that's one of the worst. Yeah. We talk later in the show, like juvenile things that we still think are funny and some callers called in. Another thing that people laugh out a lot that they shouldn't is people, they fall down. It's kind of funny, though. I know.

What about when waiters drop like a dish is? I don't wait at tables for too long. I don't like, I feel uncomfortable for the person. The thing is, nobody cares either. I wrote in my book, I spelled a whole tray on a person once. I still remember what the face looked like. So you remembered it. Yeah, and he was super nice to me.

It spelled a whole tray on him. Guys, that's crazy. For the rest of your life, you might remember that. I wrote on my book now. That wrote a story about how he, like, showed me grace. He gave me a big tip, wrote a note. It was like, hey, man, this is going to happen. Don't worry about it.

Spilled drinks. I remember spilling a mountain dew all over. I'm with food, the whole thing. Terrible. What about toilet paper in a house? Hilarious. Still funny? Well, I haven't seen it in a long time.

Because things we used to do as kids now are crimes. Like I mentioned mooning later in the show. I can't moon somebody anymore. No, no, no. As soon as my Scrody comes out. I think you're on the list if you do that. Yes, yes. You're what?

That's great. Amy. What, Amy, what's your question? I just, I didn't know what he was saying at first, but now I get it. No need to repeat. Well, because if you moon, you bend over as a dude. Mm-hmm. Seymour.

Not just your buttocks. I used to moon. We would drive up beside cars on moon them. It's never funny, man. Come on. It's not funny. You put your butt up against the window? It's not funny.

I haven't done it, so it's like 14. Why are you laughing right now? Because it's ridiculous. It's not funny. You never thought. Mooney was funny? No, and I never did it. I've never mooned. I get that it's not, it may not be funny, but it's not, it's not not funny. Okay, maybe it's not. Yeah, I mean, you may not die laughing, but then you're like,

you've never mooned someone in your life? Never. No, I just could never get to the point to pulling my pants down. I couldn't do it. Were you embarrassed? Yeah, I don't want to pull my pants down. I got pulled over from mooning people on the highway. Was it you or the girl? Well, the You were driving? Yeah. Oh. But she mooned. Remember we sent, I don't know if you're on the show yet, Dan.

This is early. It was a hurricane and we sent a bunch of relief stuff. And lunchbox drove the U-Haul truck of relief stuff down to the coast. Oh, you were doing nice work. Yeah, we were stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic with people going back in. And so we were just like, man, you started mooning people. So she started mooning people and we got pulled over and, oh, yeah. And in high school, what you do is you pull up next someone, you honk and they look and the person in the backseat's mooning them.

Hilarious. Yeah, I think it's been funny, too. Not anymore. It's not worth the risk. What was the conversation like with a cop? What did they tell you? They thought you had her trapped, huh? Yeah, well, they thought she was a girl that you pick up on the street. They said, what's her name?

And I said, intern Angela. They said, what's her last name? I said, intern Angela. That's not a good look. And they were like, where did you pick her up at? I was like, at the station? I was like, she works with me? He goes, how long has she been riding with you?

And I was like, three and a half hours? and then he goes up and asks her how do you know him and I mean I didn't know her last name that's pretty awkward It's weird that she was doing the mooning Yeah You don't hear a lot of female mooners

She was wild No But is that her idea or yours I'm probably both of ours We're bored You know what that means That means his Totally

Yeah Both ours But we're like Hey I'm bored Will you moon people Well listen We're in the truck

You're an intern. All the new interns have to moon people with me at one point. I'm bored. I'm not bored. I mean, the radio didn't work. I mean, we were stuck in traffic, so might as well moon. Amy, anything you want to say? Amy's in Austin, Austin, Texas right now doing the show from the studio there.

Anything you want to say him? Oh, obviously, I just hope everybody has a great day. Addie, girl. Eddie? Oh, you know what? I saw a National Treasury last night with the kids. seen that one in a while. It's a good movie. It is good, huh? Yeah, it's on Netflix if you guys are bored. And Nick Cage's pretty good. It's actually a really good movie. Yeah, he had his hating.

No, I'm going to try out what lunchbox does when he's bored. Moon people? Get someone in a movie. Or get someone. Yeah. Yeah, I watched comedians and cars getting coffee, finish that whole series. I read an article saying that it was like not good anymore or something, or it's over, or... That's a difference. Yeah, some, there was an it said like it's lost everything that it ever had and it's over. Well, so Jerry Seinfeld, it's basically a talk show. Yeah. Where he drives around and just talks to comedian friends, they get some coffee in the talk.

And it's usually pretty interesting. They drive around probably for like six hours to cut it to 15 minutes. There were a couple slower episodes. And Netflix has it now so it's bigger, but shinier. Used to be on Crackle. And he used to just do it out of the love of it. Now it's a production a bit. There were some slow ones, but I like it.

It's probably some just guy trying to be critical about it. Yeah. Listen, you produce anything good. someone's going to find a reason to say it's bad. Yeah. Or anything big, someone's going to find a reason. You're going to have some. It's also, you know, a hot take.

It's really an immediate reaction that's a little opposite of what everybody else is saying. Well, I fell for it. I didn't even really read it. I was just like, dang. I guess I'm not watching it. Man, coffee and cars. It's over. Good run.

Right. Have you ever seen any of it? I saw one with Kramer from Seinfeld. That was kind of funny. Yeah, I don't think he was actually on the coffee part, though, right? Whether they just sitting in office? No, they picked him up. He picked them up and then they went to go visit someone.

They went to stop the keeper's houses. Oh, you're right then. They're all up there. Even season one. It's a good show if you like that kind of thing. What do I have to say? Everybody in Massachusetts, thank you for coming out if you came out to the show. I'll be in Biloxi.

I'm playing the old casino this week, huh? Yeah. The old golden nugget. You guys want to give Mike D some money so you gamble. What you mean? Yeah, lunchbox and red. Last time we did that. Last time.

We won money and he never gave it to us. That's not true. He did eventually give it to it. Yeah, like six months later. because he forgot that he had what cash in chips Mike D, he never gambled before No, never gambled

So he brought us the chips Nice, good move Yeah I'll be in Biloxi Mike D will be there too That one's sold out I think Bakersfield and Litter Rock are about the only shows

That aren't sold out quite yet They just open that Little Rock theater up So Bobby Bonescom If you want to come to a show Bobby Bonescomedy.com Hope you enjoyed today's show Here we go

And away Mr. Bobby Bones Good morning Good morning and welcome back to another week of the big show. Morning Studio! Morning! Southwest Airlines will stop serving peanuts, period.

To protect allergic passengers. What do you guys think about this? Yeah, I mean, you're in a tiny space way up in the sky if there's just a real issue. I mean, tracking life or death for some people. You're with it? You eat lunch? I'm against it. Like, why are we going to start changing everything?

Because one in a million people has a peanut allergy. No, it's not one in a million. It's actually a lot. They've been serving peanuts for how many years and we've never had a problem with it, but now all of a sudden we're going to get rid of them because a couple people complain. Well, I've been on a couple flights

where they've said we can't have any peanuts on this one. I have to. Yeah. Right, that's fine. If they're on that flight, but they're just going to stop no matter what, just in case. Can I just say this?

Come on. They're peanuts. Yeah. Maybe that's why I don't care. I don't remember about peanuts. I like peanuts, but I don't have to have peanuts on the phone. Yeah, they'll still give a snack. I'm kind of like peanuts.

The only reason is we associate it with. So I fly Southwest a lot for work. Do you know this past week I did an interview? I'm going to be in the Southwest magazine. What? On the airplane when I get on there, I'm going to see you in the magazine. I'm getting featured, yeah. I know you do a lot of cool stuff, dude, but that might be the coolest thing you've ever done.

Yeah, like you've made it when. They're cutting peanuts out from that. You don't think this is a way for them to kind of like save money, but they're blaming on peanut. No, because they'll still do pretzels or something. They're still going to do a snack. I don't know. I'm going to start complaining about salt. Do you have it?

Oh my gosh. You don't, you can't. Stop the same thing. You can't. You can't, right. Everybody good? Yeah. Yeah.

Have a good weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Eddie? Too short. I've been saying that about everything though. Vacations and weekends. You have a great job.

Why is it too short? I'm just kidding. It's the same amount as it is every time. I know. It's just like, oh, man, too short. Sunday just came by too quick. Lunchbox. Yep.

Do you look forward to coming back to work? No. What? You got it. We have the greatest job. We do. And like you say, we could have it way worse. We can have real jobs and working on the highway and construction.

But no, this is a really great job. And we should be grateful. Yeah, or like a super stressful job or. But you don't like care? Nah. I'd rather be on the weekend all the time. More days off would be better. So like you just don't want to work.

No, I don't mind working, but you can always use more days off. Do you like this job? Sometimes. What's a percentage? is that you like it? Ah, 45% So 55% you don't like it. Right.

Why? Why? I'm treated terribly here. What's wrong? What's wrong? Just everything. Why don't you put in a complaint box? Yeah.

And fill it up. Oh, I do. I email, but I mean, I never hear anything back. Huh. Interesting. Yeah. Well, there you have it. Amen.

Happy Monday. Yeah. It's a good week ahead. People are like driving now to the real jobs and are like grinding out and they're like, shut. Yeah, I know. I know. All right, well, here we go. Ray, you like the job?

Yeah. You do? I mean, Ray has the worst hours in our world. He's got a smile on his face there now. No, I thought about it. I really do. I really do. I love this job.

I could not love it anymore. Like, love it. Come on. And lunchbox, you're good at this job. No, I never said I wasn't good at it. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. Just maybe tell you something positive.

Get it up to 50%. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A group of Rescue, firefighters saved a horse that was stuck in a bog. ASPCA officer Leanne Honest was not able to lead the horse out of the mud. It was too thick. Horse couldn't move.

So she called on the North Yorkshire Fire Department. So what happened was they sedated the horse and they used slings and boards and pulled the horse out of the mud. And then basically, you know, you take a hospital and you put it on the gurn. Whatever it is there? Yeah, the bed. What do you call it? The bed. They put them on when they're laying?

What's it? Stretcher, stretcher. Like a stretcher. Oh, okay. Now I'm calling you. They put them on the horse stretcher. Yeah, walked him out of the mud. There's an ICU.

Over to Ray Mundo with the news now. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raimundo. In airline news, 33 passengers were hospitalized after a Ryan air flight took a sudden plunge in the air. It also lost cabin pressure. Everybody had to put on oxygen masks and the flight made an emergency landing. Luckily, everybody is okay now.

In other news, it's Amazon Prime Day. Just head over to Amazon. Sales start at 3 Eastern 2 Central, and they go all the way until tomorrow night. And finally, in sports, congrats to France. They won the World Cup. They beat Croatia and soccer 4 to 2. It's a Bobby Bones show. Stores all across the country are banning moist money because it's so hot.

People are coming in with money. Ew. Yeah. That's gross. Would you ban the money? No. Shop owners and clerks around the U.S. are saying no to cash that's stored in people's bras, underwear, socks, as summer temperatures are in full swing.

And you're talking about people in Houston. I can't even grab the money because it's just drenched in sweat. They're posting signs at counters that say things like, hey, please. And some of them are like, hey, I don't want your sweaty money. Yeah. What do you think about this lunchbox? Would you take the money? I take the money is money, folks.

Like, I don't care. And if someone has it in their bra, I want that money even more. more, hey, what up? It's kind of funny when a woman reaches in there and says, it's a good storage place. Why would you turn away money? I mean, it is gross, huh? Yeah.

And it probably makes all the bills stick, so it's hard to count. Yeah. Just trying to build that angle. It must really be an epidemic if they're putting signs up saying we don't want your money. Amy, what channel is that very Cavalari show on? E. Is it E? Okay.

So it's Kristen Cavalari from the Hills. You used to watch that name or no? Yeah, Hills, Laguna Beach, watched it all. That was your thing back in the day. Oh, totally. So there's this show, and Ray Mundo wants to review it. He watches weird TV stuff. Hey, Ray Mundo.

Yeah, yeah. So you watched this very Cavalari? Yeah, yeah. They had the first episode. Actually, now they've had two probably, and it's awesome. It is all about Nashville. If you guys want to see some scenes and stuff where you live, they got a brand new store of their opening.

She's dating a football player, and he's funny. She's married to Jay Call. You know, it was kids. And anyways, it is the inside. Did you watch the show? I did. It was awesome. Go ahead.

They have an $8 million mansion in the hills, and they just, like, operate this business. And I don't even know if Jay Culler's going to be in the NFL anymore, but he's just like, yeah, I was just looking at deer footage today. She's like, okay, will you help me with the business? He's like, if I feel like it, like, he is just totally not even into the show. I think sometimes he doesn't even know the cameras are on. So, Kristen Cavalari's best friend on the show, Kelly, the dark-haired girl. That's like on Amy's best friends. Yeah.

Yeah. And then I was like, you know what? They filmed so much in Nashville. I guarantee you, Bones is going to be on this show. show. I shot for two days on this show. Hold on. Hold on. I shot for two days on this show. Wow. Yeah. And then they cut me. No. They cut all of me out of it. When did the news get... Did you know they cut me?

Here's the deal. It's sensitive. When did the news get delivered that you got cut? Because Kelly was... I was like two weeks ago. Okay. Because she didn't know that right away when you got cut that you got cut. And then she was nervous about, do I tell him? And then you said something on the show one day about how you were going to be on a reality show coming up. And so then I sent her a note and said, hey, like, have you had that talk with Bobby yet?

Because, like, yeah. Yeah, because I know she was, it's not up to her, obviously, by the way, but. Yes, Eddie. Did they tell you why you got cut? Apparently it's supposed to be a 10 episode or arc, but it's an 8. And I guess my storyline wasn't as good.

So I used to date Kelly back in the day. And so, and then they wanted to make that a thing. and so then they cut it. Whatever. What are they going to do? I don't know. I'll watch it. I protest.

Let's do like everyone does on the news and call for boycotts. Boycott Cavalari. No way. But what really happens when people boycott as more people check it out and then go do it? Oh, okay, yeah, then boycott.

Raymondo, what do you want to say? Just want to say, we looked up the address of the store that Chris and Cavalari's starting and me and my check it go. You're going to go? Yeah, it's open and it's ready to go. I know exactly where it's at. Yeah, for sure, got cut from that show.

We shot for two whole days. And I didn't pay me anything either, by the way. Oh. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Do they pay me? I had no idea. I didn't know. I don't know the rules on that because you have like a sag card.

Yeah, like I'm part of all the unions. Yes, Eddie. Crazy. So Amy knew that you were cut but couldn't tell me. That's not what friends are for. Wow. I know what friends are for. That's not what friends are for.

Wait, pump the brakes. I didn't know, you didn't know until I heard you say it on air. And you think on air, I'm going to tell you that you. Yeah, imagine how good air. That would have been. I've been like, what? Wow. I'll be like, ooh, Bobby, what word on the street is.

So I didn't even know for sure that it really happened. That's why I called her right away so that, you know, she could clear that up. That's not. You all have a relationship? That's for y'all to handle. Whatever. I'm closer to you than anybody. That's all I know.

But I didn't know for sure the details. What if I give you false information? Ramundo likes very cavalier. You have DVR it. And then I say boycott it, actually. Except for scenes with Kelly. No. Hashtag bring Bobby back.

How about that? Oh my gosh. Yeah. What is thinking? What is thinking? But you got to tag them in it too. Hashtag. That's a long hashtag already.

That's a long hashtag. That's a long hashtag. Justin Cavaloree. Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Morgan number two filling in for Amy. So Blake Shelton fell on stage at one of his shows in Oregon.

He made fun of himself on Twitter alongside a fan video of the stuff. saying he was just trying to compete with Pitbull, who was also performing in the same city that night. Little Big Town and Miranda Lambert collaborated during the kickoff of their bandwagon tour on their songs Tin Man, Girl Crush, and even the Dixie Chicks Goodbye Earl. Cole Swindell released the track list for his new album coming out August 17th, and he also dropped a new song Love You Too Late. I'm Morgan number two, and that's the skinny. The Bobby Bove Show, it's time for the good news. With Amy. So there's this five-year-old boy, never gotten on a diving board, so scared to jump into the deep end head first.

And this 95-year-old Air Force veteran happened to be at the pool at the same time and was like, you know what, kid? I'm going to show you how it's done. There is nothing to be scared up. Wait, 95 years old, 95. 95. It served in World War II. Wow. Yeah, got up on the diving board and, like, family members had to help him get up there.

because, you know, he's elderly. So then he leaned over, did a half dive, half belly flop, straight into the pool. But you know what? It gave the little boy the courage to go right behind him. That belly flop wasn't planned right. He probably just wasn't able to fully get there. But I bet the kid liked the effort. Totally.

Yeah, that belly flop hurts. Probably that he was like, oh, Valzum is like, here we go. No. Yeah. He was taken in the hospital. Who was? I'm joking Oh

Amy Okay so There we go Bobby Bones show Bonehead Story up the day This story comes us from Doyle's town

Ohio Christian and Kevin were walking around their town They're bored And there's a train rolling through And it's going about

Five miles an hour They're like Oh we should jump on the train This will be really funny Jump on the train Yeah So they jumped on the side of the train Only problem

The train was picking up speed And started going 65 miles an hour So then they can't jump off They can't jump off They're scared And they had to call 911 for help From the side of the train

Yeah That's great And they said We are scared as blank Can you please stop the train And so they got arrested How did they get them off the train Do you know?

They called the train And they stopped the train And they arrested the guys For jumping on the train I lived in a mill town my whole life You know growing up at Mountaine And trains It takes 30 minutes

For them to stop Oh they're so Because they're so big. And if it's just big train cart, you can't get in it. It's not like the train on TV where you can just hop in that little... Empty carts. Yeah, it's not a thing. It's not like hobos hanging outside of the train.

A campfire in there. Wow, that's crazy. All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Thank you. Come on, y'all. Mr. Bobby Ball.

Welcome back. Papa, blah, blah. Another Monday. Morning Studio. Morning. Hey. Amy, Amy. Hey, hey.

You good? Yeah. We were talking on Friday's show about what they call sleep divorce. Now, don't let that D word get you because it's not for any reason other than you sleep in a different bed because you actually sleep better. And imagine if you sleep better and you're in a better mood, how much healthier your relationship will be. You know, I think you're looking at short term going, if we're not sleeping in the same bed, then things must be wrong. But what if you're doing it to be more right? If you're in a better mood, doesn't the relationship just go better?

Yeah. And come on. I mean, yes, I would agree. Thank you very much. That's all I need to hear. That's all you need to hear. That's all you need to hear. So anyway, a lot of people still want to talk about sleeping in different beds.

Hey, Hannah in Arkansas, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. It's early, but I appreciate you. What would you like to say? No, we lose her? Hannah? Yeah, I'm here.

Oh, what would you like to say? My husband and I, we've been married for nine years. And about a year and a half, maybe two years ago, we decided to start sleeping in separate beds because we were having horrible fights at night. And my husband, he has restless leg syndrome, and he also snores really, really loud. And I go to bed super late. He goes to bed super early. Our sleep patterns were just not diving together. And I would wake up just mad because I couldn't get any sleep. And so we finally started sleeping in separate beds, and it worked out great. He goes to bed early, and I go in, lay down and cuddle

with them. And, you know, we still have our intimate moments together. But, It's working out, you know, perfect. Come on, see. After those moments, you got to be like, all right, see you later. Like, get out. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy.

Eddie, all the fakeness of that's gone. Yeah. See ya. Peace. You don't have to throw the deuce up. See you in the morning. Kissing in the forehead. Have a good night.

Hey, thank you very much. Have a good day. Appreciate that. Thank you. All right. Hey, Jason in North Dakota. Yes. Yeah.

You're all, buddy. My wife and I sleep in separate rooms. been going about two months because my snoring has actually brought us closer together. Your snoring brought you closer together? Yeah, just because we sleep in separate rooms. We both get more sleep. And it just brought us closer together. Because you're getting better rest. Yes, sir.

Better moods. Wow. Heartbeats beating on the same beat. Wow. Romance at an all-time high. I'm shocked. Come on. Look at this guy. Probably doing romantic gestures out of nowhere. Right, Jason? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he's just walking around, rose pedals in front of it. I told you guys. This is the thing. All right. Hey, Jason, appreciate that call, buddy. All right, yeah, look at us. Just helping all the relationships. Listen, I can help a relationship. Except my relationship. Except your old relationship. Like I said, you don't have to know how to make a pizza to know that it tastes good.

Wow, good point. I don't got to work a pizza. I have to go, good pizza. You're right. That's bad pizza. Yeah, no, you know. I'm good. I know. What's up? It's a Bobby Bones show. Our video producer, Eddie, sits to my right.

Our video guy and dad of two from McCalland, Texas, producer Eddie. Eddie, he's got two kids and both boys. Yeah. It's a lot of boys in the house with your wife. Oh, yeah, I made this observation of the day after 12 years of being married and 10 years of having a kid. All boys, so what do you do? So I'm doing Mommy Night. I'm going to dedicate a whole night where it's just whatever she wants.

Watch chick flicks, eat whatever she wants to eat, and we'll eat it with her, like veggie meals, whatever she wants to eat. no fart jokes, no butt jokes. We're just going to do what mommy wants. Are the boys in for that? Yeah, we've all decided we're going to do it. Because we've been pretty selfish. My oldest is 10 years old, so we've been doing it for at least 10 years now, where it's just all boy stuff all day.

Let's go play baseball, and we go to the park, and she's got to play, and let's watch this superhero movie. So whatever she wants, we're going to do it. Amy, do you feel like this year again? No, I guess Amy's got two kids, a boy and a girl. Yeah? It's pretty balanced. She's balanced.

Yeah, totally. I mean, it's not fair for my wife. 12 years later, I've realized this. And you only do it one time and you're done. You're good for another one of this? Let's see how this goes. If we start painting nails, I'm going to be like, eh. Why not?

Because I don't want to do that. Why not just send her out? You imagine me, my two boys, we have like pink toenails? Yeah, because you know what? I grew up with all women. Yes, you did. My mom, my grandma, my sister, and I was the only dude. And that's probably why I have a lot of feminine tendencies.

Okay. and sensibilities that aren't so super masculine. But my mom, whenever she was doing nails, she would always do my nails. She would practice on me. Would you go to school like that? Sometimes I couldn't get it all the way off. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It sent my boys to summer camp like that?

Okay. It made me stronger, though. I look at it as an advantage now. Okay, all right. Well, let us know how that goes. I think it's a good idea. I'm going to try it and we'll see how it works. Coming up Monday morning confessions.

So we'll take whatever you did and talk about it, right? And how this works? And they can confess about anything We'll talk about it. Anything, no judgment. No judgment. Wow. And they're forgiven after that.

Well, sometimes we question you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the air. But it's a fun segment. But no judgment. Monday morning confessions coming up. We'll play a never going to get around here. 10% of men admit they've done this at a funeral.

So they talk to a bunch of men, 10% of men. One in 10. What? Admit they've done this at a funeral. You want to spoil it? Eladayne? You're going to try to take a shot? Because I'm going to play a song here.

No. What? Men. Men specifically would maybe do at a funeral that's sort of different. 10% of men admit they've done this at a funeral. Okay, I got it. Go ahead. Taking the wedding ring off the dead person.

Wow. What's wrong with you? 10%. What's wrong with you? 10% of the weird dude out there. What? Too high. So like only 1%?

That's no percent. That's too much, Amy. Okay. You want to take shot this lunchbox? Yeah. Go ahead. They hit on the widow. Oh, wow.

Savage. What's wrong with this group? Savage. What's wrong with all of you guys? That's it. That is it. What's wrong with you people? Hit the bell.

Okay. Oh. Because I'd have no hope in humanity if that was the one. 10% of men admit they've done this at a funeral. Eddie? Cry. Oh, wow. Yes.

Men, they're like, oh, I didn't cry. They didn't cry that funeral. Only 10%? We're like, yeah, I cried. Okay, show me 10% of men cry. Oh, no. That's not it. You can call us 877-77 Bobby.

Savages. Yeah, you guys are crazy. Steal the casket. Wait, what? Hit on the widow. 10% of men admit. They've done this at a funeral. All right.

Matt, you're up, buddy. What you think? Fall asleep. No, I better be hiring them. No. Maybe. It's not fall asleep. But, uh.

Well, that's tough, though. General, man. You shouldn't do that. It shouldn't do that. No. Amy, have anything else you want to guess or no? You're just going to hang out. You're cool?

All right. Let's see. Why don't I hear Amy? Wait, what? There she is. I'm here. Have you been talking? Were you gone from the microphone?

No, I just didn't know for sure, for sure that you were talking to me. Amy's in Texas again. Yeah. Okay. We've got to get our communication lines straight here. Let's see here. 10% of men admit they have done this at a funeral. it is a checked sports scores.

Oh, guys. That I'd bet's higher. Guys. What? Well, I mean, especially if the person dies during football season. See? Fantasy football game. I'm kind of hooter you guys in today.

That'll get you. So, Blockbuster as a company went under about five years ago, and there were a handful of stores that survived that weren't owned by the major company. Because sometimes, you know, a store live on. and so there's one blockbuster left, period. They had two in Alaska, and those two just closed. And so there's one left. It's in Bend, Oregon.

That's it. The last man standing. Wow. The last blockbuster. And so for you kids out there, Morgan number two, here's what Blockbuster is, right? You take your car and you get in it. You sit in the seat. There's no GPS, by the way. Stop with that thought.

You got to know your way there. So you drive over to this building, and you walk in, and you grab the door, and you pull the door open, and the bell goes, chinginging, it just kind of rings because you walk in. and you look around and there are all of these kind of these plate, these name covers, you know, like a book cover. Little boxes. Yeah. Imagine book covers as far as you can see, but all the book covers are movies. Okay, Morgan number two?

Okay. Are you with me? I'm with you. I'm having to explain this to you. It's great. And you can go alphabetically in any movie in your mind that you can think of they probably have. But where you really want to go is to the new release wall. Because those are the big movies that just came out that everybody's just clamoring for.

So you run over to the new release wall, right? And you're super excited for a movie like Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, brand new, Jim Carrey, new funny guy, right? And in front of every movie, there's a little tab. And you can take the tab, and that means you've claimed that movie, and you've got to turn the tab in and they give you this. It's a crazy thing called a VHS. It's like a square. Cassette. They called it like a cassette.

You know how you remember, okay, so let me tell you what a cassette is, Morgan number two. So it's a large cassette, and you put it in this alien, like, player, like, sucks on the cassette. And sometimes they didn't have it. Sometimes they did. Then you got your movie and you left and you watched it and you rewound it and you took it back. Oh, you better be kind, rewind. That makes sense, Morgan, Richard? Yes, it does make sense.

You ever been to a blockbuster? Yeah, when I was really little. How little? Probably like four or five years old. What's wrong with you? Yeah, really little, man. So there's this pony express we would take it into town. There's one blockbuster left.

It's in Bend, Oregon. Yeah, I like Blockbuster. and the new releases, all the big movies, if you went late in the day or even at night, they would all be gone. So what you would do is you would go stand by the people bringing the movies back in and you'd be like, ooh, they bring Terminator 2?

They drop Terminator 2 off? You have Ace Ventura in there? Is it back then? Like, did someone just drop it? I'll wait for you to rewind it. That's fine. That's fine. I'll rewind it.

Yeah, that was the thing. Any thoughts on Blockbuster video? No, just the Be Kind Rewind. And if you were really good. Now listen, I don't grow up with any money. I personally didn't go to Blockbuster and spend my own money very rarely. But my youth director at church, he would take us because on Saturday nights we would go and stay at his house, like eight of us, so we could all go to church on Sunday morning.

It was easier than driving around and picking us all up in his van. So a lot of us would go over there, just sleep in the living room and make sure we'd get to church on Sunday. And he would go, we'd rent a movie, like Jurassic Park. Oh, man. If you were really good, they had this little part of the store that you get popcorn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that goodies. Yeah, the goodies counter. Yeah.

So there's that. That was a special moment when you went to Blockbuster. It was exciting. It was exciting. It really was. All the movies right in front of your face. Yes. Pick whatever you want. $2.99.

Man. Raymond, do you go Blockbuster Video or no? No, I didn't have one in the town. You're from where? Michigan, the country. No, all of Michigan had one, I promise you. Maybe the major city's not where I was from. And your town's called what?

Gwyn. Gwyn? Gwyn. Yeah. Well, Mountain Pine didn't have one either. But we were driving to Hot Springs. What was the biggest city? to Gwen, Michigan.

Marquette. Those were the city slickers. Marquette. That was like the Hot Springs to me. Yes. So how big was Marquette? I'd say 50,000? Yeah.

Yeah. Hot Springs was like 25,000. That was town. It was like, if you went to town, you had to tell people near you that you were going to town because if you had to go get something, some, you know, washing powder.

And I'm going town, you need anything? And town just meant where Walmart started. And then everything passed it. So, yeah, I feel you. It's cold up there in Gwen, Michigan. Real cold, yeah. It's warm now, though. Yeah, it's summer, though.

Yeah, of course. Man, what a day? Marquette has 20,000 people. Oh, look at that. Marquette's lost population, Amy said, down to 20,000. It was bigger when I was a kid, I guess. Everything's bigger when you're a kid. Probably seems bigger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got one for you here. This guy hides in the ceiling of a grocery store to escape cops who were not even looking for him. This guy knew who, Hampshire hit in the ceiling of a grocery store because he saw the cops, thought they were looking for him. Turns out they were investing in a bank robbery. He had nothing to do with it, but he fell through the ceiling and got arrested. Because they were like, they were like, why did you just

fall through the ceiling? I wouldn't even look over the guy. Look at that. Will Ferrell turns 51 today. Is Will Ferrell still funny? I don't think he's done anything recent enough for me to even think that he's funny. Amy, would you like to think about this for a second? Well, everything I'm thinking of where I laugh at him, it has been a while. Is Will Ferrell still funny? I think he's still funny. I think he's probably sure. I think he's got tired. Did he? His act is exhausting. He's taking break. He's tired right now.

He just needs to break. Will Ferrell's 51. No, no, no, I think he's done. He's break. He's done. Oh, is he done? I mean, at being culturally relevant in the comedy world, man. It's tough to hang. You got about 10 good years. Hey, Morgan number two. Let me bring you back in

over here. 24 years old. What do you think about Will Ferrell? I think he's still funny. Yeah, did you like his movies? Yeah, I loved every single one of them. But when you say still funny, like, based on... The old movies? Yeah, I mean, like, Step Brothers, Elf, pretty much anything, I think of Will Ferrell, it's funny.

Elf is this biggest movie ever, $173 million. Love it. Daddy's Home is $150 million. I think that's the one with Wahlberg. Yeah, I didn't see it either. That's a recent one on. Oh, that is recent. Mega Mind, which I don't really count because he's a cartoon character.

This is third. Talladega Knight's fourth. So funny. So funny. So funny. You kids don't even know. We were so excited about Talladega nights when it came out. And then Anchorman 2, which is maybe the funniest of the model.

That stepbrothers in my mind. So, yeah, he got his birthday. By the way, Bruce Willis says that Diehard is not a Christmas movie. Oh, he says it himself. Yeah. Whoa. Now, I don't think Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I think it's a movie that happens.

and it happens to happen at Christmas. There's a difference. I don't think Home Alone's a Christmas movie. I think Home Alone, part of the story is Christmas, but you can have the same story not at Christmas. And so, again, these are not popular opinions of mine. But Bruce Willis declares, die hard is not a Christmas movie.

What about... Go ahead? Santa Claus with Tim Allen. I mean, that's literally about Christmas. Debatable. No, it's not. It's not. But Home Alone, sort of is literally about Christmas.

It is not. That's a side story. The kid leaves home, the burglars come in, he fights the burglars. That's the real story. But they only go on vacation for Christmas. But they could have gone on summer vacation. This is the dumbest argument ever. And they're only robbing houses.

Coming up in a bit, Monday morning confessions. Hey, Christina in Florida. Hi. Hi. So you're going to be first up kind of show people what this is about. We do a segment where people call in and they confess little things that maybe they feel a little guilty about, but then we forgive them on the air and they can go about their life. So Christina, you're up. What do you think about this?

Hey, so my husband is a bit of a neat freak, and I'm not. And so when he works, I have our two kids. And so instead of cleaning the house myself, I hired a housekeeper for the day. While he was out of shift, that way, I didn't have to clean a house. I didn't have to hear him that because the house was dirty again. So you hired someone and then told him you did it. Am I hearing this right? Yeah, yeah. I told him that I said it all day clearly.

Yeah. I'm cool with that. It's all good. Yeah, you know what? You're forgiven. I forgive you. Just a heads up. Amy, not in the studio today. She is here on the show. She is in Texas.

Her dad is still in the hospital. And so she sits in a little studio in Texas, and we sit in ours here. And, yeah, Amy, what's happened with that? What do you want to share with? Is anything? Oh, regarding my dad? Yeah. No, there's no real update other than, it's sort of the same, I guess.

We're still in ICU. We're still just day by day. It's like good day, bad day, roller coaster ride situation. So they went in for throat cancer and they told me it was going to be a real short deal, right? Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it's him downplaying it. I kind of, sometimes we sit around. We're like, man, why didn't we ask worst case scenario?

But, yeah, he's supposed to be in and out of the hospital three to five days. and now we're, I mean, on Wednesday, he'll have been in ICU three weeks. Wow. So we're just complications. And he got, well, he got the tracheotomy on Friday. So now we're just battling certain issues with the trache, but. Amy, text me yesterday and goes, do you want to see a picture of my dad's tracheotomy? Well, I was going to show you a video of it.

I was like, no, I don't. I care about you and I'm constantly reaching out to her so much so that I feel like I'm annoying a little bit. But I don't want to see a tube. Oh, I didn't know if you. I'm fascinated by it because I've never seen one in person, and it took taking me a few days. Definitely was weirded out the first two days. But over the weekend, I got more used to it.

Obviously, you're going to text it to me. Trick text. Okay, well, A.m. Listen, we're all thinking about you. Glad you're here this morning. You know. Because of that, Morgan No. 2 is doing the Skinny. Over to Morgan number two now. Here we go.

Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Blake Shelton fell on stage at one of his shows in Oregon this weekend, and he made fun of himself on Twitter by asking fans for the video, and they, of course, send him a video. So Blake Phil? Yeah, he took a pretty good stumble.

No, he's not hurt. He got back up. You can see him moving around. He tripped over something? No, I think he just had a little too much to drink. Maybe the earth moved on him. Like, is that supposed to be funny that someone's falling down because they're drinking too much? I know.

I mean, it is because it's like, oh, ha. It's funny to the drunk person. But, I mean, this is not funny, right? No. No, no. You feel bad for the dude. Like, don't drink so much. Come on, man.

I don't know. Stay on your feet. I don't know. It's not even about that. Well, he's also working the stage while drinking. Yeah, okay. What else? Morgan number two?

Cole Swindell released the track list for his new album coming out August 17th, and he also dropped a new song, Love You Too Late. Did we just find out his record comes out in August? That's pretty quick. I like that instead of coming out in 2021. new record. Free save it. Like, wait, what? Why do I care? There you go. Coles-Lendale, I do like that.

I like he has a record come out in August. I like that. All right, what else? And Darius Rucker hit a hole in one over the weekend while he was golfing in Tennessee. He's got a few of those. Does he really? Yeah, he's a good golfer. There you go. That it? Yeah.

All right, there you go. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Amy, did you see the story about Richard Overton? He was America's oldest veteran, 112 years old,

and someone cleared out his account and, like, stole his identity. It was kind of over the news. Oh, I did not see it, but that sounds terrible. He's from Austin, and so, again, he's 112 years old, America's oldest veteran, and everything's gone. Like, the police are still investigating. Bank of America replaced all the money, all of it. So he's okay again.

He can now sit on his porch, smoke cigars, sip on whiskey and coke like he always does 112 years old Yeah he deserves it America's oldest veteran He said I teared up I couldn't believe it they made it happen The executive of the company said she take care of this

And then did So good for them I hope they find the people They're not going to It's always like somebody in Guatemala Who's running a company Actually from China It's the whole thing

It's hard to trace I know what you mean Yeah just I'm glad they helped the guy out served our country, and he's 112. Give him all the cigars to his matter of fact. Yeah, there you go. If it's crushing candy getting boring and you want to try something new, then you have to play the puzzle game, Best Fiends.

The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down. If you're looking for something new or you're just tired of the same old boring match three game, download Best Fiends right now. It's fun to play by yourself or with friends and family. Play whenever, wherever, as long as you like. It's one of those games that you will enjoy, and you'll probably lose track of time playing. We play it here on the show, especially Webgirl Morgan.

That's right. Girl, what's your name? Morgan number two? We think you should play too. Turn it into a competition. Do you really play Morgan number two? Yeah, I really do. Yeah, me too. I played a lot.

That's probably too lot. I played a lot. Listen, it really, it's called Best Fiends. Maybe you're traveling. You want to pass the time. You don't need the internet for Best Fiends. You can play on a flight. You can play in a cave.

Believe me, you will not regret it. So download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play right now. Best Fiends, it's like Best Friends without the R. Best Fiends, it's. It's a puzzle game. Morgan number two, aka Webgirl Morgan, aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well. So there we have it. Best Fiends. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. All right, Amy, coming to you, morning corny.

The morning corny. All right, here we go. My at sleep. Sorry, I didn't turn you up. We're having issues with your audio. Go ahead. How good am I at sleeping? I don't know. So good. I can do it with both my eyes closed. I feel like you're sympathy laughing that one.

What? No, I think it's funny because sometimes that's a saying. That was the morning corny. You know? That was all disconjuncted to begin with. All right. Bobby boom, come on. So Kenny Chesney heard his knee really bad.

And so he couldn't even walk during his concert. Did you guys see any of that? No. It was different than Blake. He wasn't drunk. He heard himself. So this is what I know because I have friends inside that camp. They're in Kansas City.

By the way, I think they're playing at Arrowhead Stadium. And it is packed to the gills. man. I mean, 70,000 people. And you see Kenny Chesney at one point go down to a knee and yell something into the drum kit. And what he says is, according to my friends, like, guys, I just fell. I can't do anything. From my sources, he was hurt before the show. He heard himself a couple weeks ago. Wow. And he tried to fix himself up and do the things that an athlete would do to go play a game.

But he heard it during the show. He couldn't even walk. Oh, man. So you see him limping around the entire show. But to Kenny Chessney's credit, that guy stayed out there. I would imagine he popped in ACL or something. And he stayed out there, man. Sing every song, didn't miss a note. I don't know if that's true.

I like saying that. But yeah, man, he hurt himself. That's crazy. So Kenny Chesney blew out his knee. Some people were saying it was his ankle. It was his knee. I have inside sources. I talked to Kenny.

You confirming it? Oh, yeah, I'm confirming it. What I do know is he was already hurt, and they tried to fix it for the show. I'll confess, I've never been to a Kenny Chesney concert, but he's pretty like physical, right? He runs around everywhere. Yeah, I mean, that dude plays like stadiums.

So he's up and down the stage all over the place. He moves a lot. This guy, John, he was one of the expert divers who went in for the 12 boys in Thailand. He has, you know, the case from last week. And so he talks about how when they went in to actually find the kids, because that was the whole thing just finding them and that they actually had to smell to find them like not just see but like get out and smell

it's been mentioned by some members of the press that it was luck I would say that was absolutely not the case our procedure is in this situation we're swimming along an underwater passage wherever there is airspace we surface we shout and also we smell and in this case we smelt the children before we actually saw or heard them

Isn't that crazy? What? You really can't see, and whenever one sense goes down, the others amplify. And also, you're talking about human bodies in a really human place. They probably stunk pretty bad. And we know what that smell is like. It smells like us. Yes, we've got to find it.

So, although that was interesting. Wow. Yeah, just go over to Morgan number two with 24-year-old. Here we go. So there are these earrings that double as headphones. They're called swings Bluetooth earrings. so you wear them like normal earrings and then you just swing the little bottom up,

put it in your ear, connect to Bluetooth, and you got headphones. Amazing. Yeah, I want them. How about that? How much those cost, you know? They're about $130. They're only on Kickstarter right now,

but I think they're going to come into stores. They're pretty sweet, and they come in white, silver, and rose gold. Yeah, that's what 24-year-olds care about. Yes, produce ready. Are your ears pierced? No. Not even from back in the day.

From the 90s? I never pierced out of my ear. Eddie, you know the answer to that question. Wait, that is interesting, though, because when we were like 13... Everyone got their ears pierced. I just was never, ever cool. And I wasn't ever... My two things.

One, I wasn't popular or cool. And then two, I wasn't a rebel. And those were the two reasons you got your ear pier. I was just, you know, a little piece of bread. A little white piece of white bread. Like, nothing to me. If you want these headphones, though, Would you pierce them today?

No, I get the clip-on version. Oh, just the clip-on. Yeah. Fun fact. Did you know Dorothy Jornak from the Golden Girls? She had never had her ears pierced. And she's known for her in huge ear rings all the time. That's funny.

She always did clip-ons and ended up making her earlobes stretch down over the ears. That's a fun fact. Did you have fun, though? Yeah. That fact, make you have fun name or no. Yeah. No, yes, it did, but I knew it. Okay.

But she still had fun though. All right. I still had fun. I still had fun. I just have no idea. When you said it, I was like, why do I know this? I have, I got like a cold right now or something. Oh, great.

No, I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to send you home. No, my air conditioner finally works. Oh, God. Here's what happened. All the holiday week it was out. And it was 117 degrees. And so they wouldn't come fix it because it was July 4th holiday.

Then I call on Monday and they're like, well, we're so backed up when people calling all the holidays. So they finally get over on Tuesday. They still can't fix it. I leave on Thursday. Nine days with no air conditioner. I come back home because I was in Western Mass. I was in Boston doing comedy shows, and it works. And so I put that on like 60 last night and just soaked it all in, man.

You can't win with you. And then I wake up and it's like, you can't break through my nose. But man, it was good, though. I got air conditioning. Good for you, man. How did the Pilgrims do it? I have no idea. Like, what are they thinking?

They got to get on a boat and float over here? Yeah, it's crazy thinking. No air conditioning? Get out. For freedom, come on. Come on. What are you laughing at, Eddie? Somebody tweeted.

You, Amy, and Morgan number two with a concern that they had about Marin Morris in her song, Rich. Yeah. She says a cuss word in it and she says that her 13 year old has enough to be tempted with so why is she doing this?

And you're laughing because... Because you responded, what would you like me to do about this? What would she like you to do about this? I don't know. People think I'll run all-a-country music. I have nothing to do with anything. I come in, I do my little show.

We hang out in this room. We talk about our lives and music. You know, should I call me or not and be like. Yeah, yeah, I was thinking that. You know, it's just a word. I don't curse. I don't know the last time I've cursed, years even. I don't have a problem morally with curse words.

I choose not to curse. But in the end, it's just a sound. And any sound can have anything attached to it. If you went, blah! It's a bad word. That could be if we assigned a bad thought to it. Don't assign bad thoughts to sounds. You know, and so what?

Her art has a curse word in it. That's her art. I don't know. Yeah, she tweeted me. Like, what do you need to do about it? So what are you going to do about it? Nothing. I'm not doing anything about it. People need to stop asking me to do you.

I'm done. I'm just trying to live my life and help people. I'm not trying to be the curse for her police. Okay. Well, she also tweeted Amy. So Amy, what are you going to do about it? Yeah, what are you going to do about it? Oh, I replied to her that she should or could always download the radio edit,

which would eliminate any of this. That's true. Because she's the one that downloaded the song. That's true. So if you listen to the radio edit, you're good. Well, there's that. I guess I'm supposed to fix everything broken around here. Yeah.

Like, she, there's far worse things in songs that she's just not catching on to. Oh, yeah. These songs are just littered with drinking and drugs. She cares about the S word? Like getting high. Yeah. That stuff. So I don't curse, but I don't mind if people curse around me.

I have no issue with it at all. I don't drink. I don't mind when people drink around me. I've never had a drink of alcohol. But people, they won't drink. If I meet someone new, I don't even tell them I don't drink. because when I do they go sorry about that

I'm having a little yeah I had a little vodka in this I'm sorry about that I'm gonna take it out it's not vodka it's just water so it's weird

so I don't tell people so I fake drinking I will get a drink and get the little glass and put a lime on it and you put a tiny straw in it so they think I'm having a little something

nothing moral you're gonna have anything moral for me don't throw rocks from glass houses is what I say because as soon as you start judging somebody don't let them turn that mirror on you

as soon as you start judging somebody Why don't we judge you? Oh, so if it's a moral decision, it's judgey? I don't know. I'm just asking for perfect. I'm not judging anyone's morals because if you're going to judge somebody, you need to be perfect. And doesn't the good book say, judge not yet you be judged?

Yeah. Think word for word. So that's my only point is that I choose not to judge because I don't need anybody judging me because I am faulted like crazy. Yeah. And by the way, Marin, clean up your mouth. There we go. You did something about it. I don't care. I really don't. I actually like that bad word in that song.

I don't even know it. It's the S word. Oh, okay. Okay. I literally only know the radio edit. I don't even know where it is. Oh. Well, yeah. Whatever. Let's see. You want to do Monday morning confessions? Yes. Quit. No. Let's do it. Hopefully he's don't offend anybody. All I do is offend people. I don't try to. Okay. You have something on your mind you want to confess. Bring it.

Alyssa in Louisiana. Good morning. Welcome to the show. show. Good morning, y'all. Good morning. What would you like to say? So last winter, my seven-year-old daughter's Betafish died, and instead of telling her it died, we bought another one. Well, Walmart

was out of blue, so now she has a red one, and she thinks the cold weather changes beta fishes. That's a good one. That's funny. Eddie's clapping as a dad. It's a great one. Okay, so I have no problem with this, and I'm going to tell you why. Okay. She's seven, right?

She's seven. She doesn't really have an attachment to the fish. She has an attachment to the idea of the fish, and so she still has this idea of a fish. Yes. And the fact that it sadly passed away, and you replaced it, fine, but you replaced it with a whole different fish,

she still believes it. Like, nothing lost here. Nope. It's not like a puppy. Actually, that's great parenting. And the weather changed the color. Did she think of that or did you? Oh, I did.

Okay, yeah. Genius. I'm into that. Well, thank you very much, Alyssa. That's a good call. And you know what? Don't feel bad about that. You're free to feel good.

Appreciate you. All right. See you later. Thank you very much. All right. Let me do another one. Monday morning confessions. Caitlin in North Carolina.

Hello, guys. Hello. Thank you for calling the show. What would you like to say? So me and my husband are trying to do the Dave Ramsey savings plan. And I have just not been participating at all. I go to Starbucks. Like every single day.

So does he know this? No, he does not know this. So to him, you're saving, you're not putting any debt, you're not making these crazy purchases, but to you're going to have your Frappuccino, double milk, double milk, triple milk, all that? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even this morning, he was like, we are just going through money. I don't know where it's going. I'm like, me either, babe.

I mean, you got to have your Starbucks, right? No? No, no. I mean, I'm not judging. Yeah, don't judge. I'm not judging. Don't mean me get on the whole high horse here.

Hey, I appreciate that call, Caitlin. Don't worry about that. Keep Starbucks it up. Makes you feel better? Appreciate you. That's what it's all about. Hey, Jeff and Alabama, Monday morning confessions.

Go ahead, buddy. I just want to confess that I went by the $5,000 lawn more over the weekend of my wife I'll know about you. That's a big one. That one I don't know. Yeah, that one I don't know

if I can just be gloss over. I'll be honest with you, Jeff. I'm having trouble with swallowing this one right here. Holy moly. Wait. I had to have a John Deer. Okay, but you went and spent $5,000 without your wife even knowing.

Oh, my. I sure did. But what is she going to say? I don't know what she's going to say. Do you care? I really don't care right now, maybe. Are you guys on good terms? Do you still like each other?

We still like each other. Been married 20 years. Huh. But I've always wanted to John Deer. so I wouldn't bottle of John Deer. Did you think she wouldn't allow it if you asked her? She may have or may not have. It's not a risk you're willing to take, apparently.

That's correct. I'm having trouble with this one. I mean, that's a question? Yes, Eddie. Where is the John Deer right now? Oh, it's a good question. Yeah, where are you hiding this thing right now? It is supposed to be delivered today.

Oh, boy. So when it's delivered, do you tell her before, or does she just notice it and go, oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Boy, let us know how that goes. I sure will I'm curious Hey you know what I like it's I don't care

mentality right now Is that work in marriages Because I Maybe that's right For now until the John Deer shows up Now he's got problems Hey I appreciate you

I can't forgive that one yet I'm gonna be honest I need to wait until tomorrow What do you call it back That's just a heavy one man $5,000 That's a tough one A lot of people calling in

With Monday morning Confessions Steve in Oklahoma Hey bud Hey. What you want to say? Do what? What you want to say? I got a money of confession.

I kissed my wife's sister this weekend at a pool party. Wait, wait, wait. You kissed your wife's sister this weekend? Yes. Like playfully on the cheek or... What? No, mouth to mouth. Mouth to mouth.

Interesting. So, how is she going to feel about this? Well, I hope she doesn't find out. This is a big one, Bones. It's interesting. You know what? Don't worry about it. You're free. Yeah, you're good. I'm not... You call the radio show. She's going to find out.

She's going to find out, buddy. Michelle in Florida. Good morning. Could you believe that guy kissed his wife's sister? Yeah, I don't think I'd be very happy. Yeah, what... Are you married, by the way, Michelle? I am.

What if your husband kissed your sister on the mouth? I can't see that ever happen. but he probably wouldn't be living at my house anymore. That's what I'm saying. That's a big one. Yeah. All right, let's move over to Michelle. You called.

Michelle, I'll share your confession with us. So my neighbors across the street. We're kind of good friends with them. Our kids play together. We talk every once in a while. But they're not very good at keeping the outside of their house very clean. So I called Code Enforcet from our city and they came out and I'm pretty sure that they cited them for their messy outside of their house. of their house.

So you're a tattletail? I mean, I'm just tired of looking at it every time I walk out the door. She's fired up, boys. Yeah. Like, you get here, she went right into fired up mode. So what's out there? What kind of garbage they have? Well, when their garage is open, you can't even see the floor.

They have about 20 cats running around outside. They have stuff just piled on the side of the house. It's just a disgusting mess. you go over and knock on the door, you can't even, like, walk on the porch. We live in a pretty nice subdivision, and their house is the eyesore of the whole entire neighborhood. And you've had it. Yeah, I was done.

So I called, and then my husband called me and said, hey, code enforcement at the neighbor's house. You know what? I forgive you. That's what's all about forgiveness. That's put you in a weird place because you obviously, especially of, like, the cats, whatever. Whatever. What do I care. Who cares?

Don't get involved. Yeah. Just forgive her. I'm not trying to be in that business. By the way, you know, this guy's going to be in trouble. The guy that just called. Yeah. He's going to be in the dark house.

Yeah, someone's going to find out. So I go, and I'm in Boston, right? And I'm doing my show on Saturday night, my stand-up comedy show. And after the show, I always go out and try to meet people in the lobby or wherever. So I'm up in the lobby after the show. I'm talking to people, and this guy comes up and goes, hey, we drove 10 hours to see you. And I say, wow. Like, obviously you didn't drive to Boston to see me.

you probably came to Boston, and I was just here, so you came to the theater. And he goes, no, no, no, we drove because I'm in the dog house. And I said, what you mean in the dog house? He goes, I did something bad. I said, you drove 10 hours bad? He goes, yeah. So what is? He goes, I can't talk about it because she was with him.

But that's a, if you're going to drive 10 hours. Yeah, you're in the dog house. Like, you probably made out with your sister or something. Yeah, something along those lines. That's a bad one. Yeah. But a 10 hour drive. That's trouble.

I love that she was so mad at him and then say, you know what? You have no choice in this matter. You're going to drive 10 hours. to watch Bobby's show. They drove from Indiana to Boston. Yeah. And I tried to get it out of what he did, but he didn't want to talk about it. He was embarrassed.

So, yeah, the Boston thing. I had a good weekend of shows. I went to Western Mass, and then I went to Boston, did a couple stand-up shows. There was a lot. I felt bad, though, I got to tell you. I finished the show, and I try to go out every show. And after we, like, clean up and I get packed, I try to go out and say hello to everybody who's out there. So I went out to the lobby and took a bunch of pictures for people waiting.

And then there was a ton of construction in the front. in the back of the building and they didn't want me standing somewhere and bringing a big crowd because they'd hit by a car. So I went out to the side and I met some people, but then probably there were people just waiting. I didn't get to see them all. I feel bad. I don't know. So if you're out there hanging out, I'm sorry about that.

I tried. Jillian Jacqueline was great. It was a good weekend. I'm in Biloxi coming out. It's sold out, but I'm in Biloxi this weekend. At a casino. Oh, fun. They pay me and I spend it.

That's what I'm talking about. Right in the slot machines. Yeah, right after the show. Can you imagine? Yes. I can't even imagine gambling anymore. God's crazy, man. We used to have so much fun gambling.

That used to be my thing. I would play poker and blackjack. At the house, casinos, Vegas. That was the thing. So, did the... Amy went to yoga yesterday. How was it? It was good.

I like to try to figure out songs that were playing this song. This Miranda Lambert song. Dear Old Son. I kind of had a moment with it. Oh, that was your song of the day yesterday. On my Insta story. You noticed that, huh?

Yeah, yeah, I did. Dear old son, how you holding up? I was laying in yoga and yoga and Savasana at the end when you're just resting. The song's planning, I'm kind of emotional. I think I know why, though, now that I think about it. I went yesterday after yoga and did the final ashes for my dog and spread them out in the backyard.

I just now put that together. Because I had planned to go afterward, and I did. I went to my old house, and I took the ashes of my dog and put them in the backyard. So now they're all gone. I kept not doing it because I didn't want it to ever be done. But then, yeah, now it makes sense. Talk it out.

You like that song, Amirn or no, is it too slow for you? No, I like it. I was just thinking it probably is the perfect Savasana song. Eddie, you know what's my song in the day, huh? In Insta story? I do. Yeah, and this one specifically had good graphics on it. You had a little sun.

Yeah. Every night that I would home, I light the candle. And I play for people in my Instagram, the story, what song I'm listening to that night. This is the song I was listening to last night. Dear Old Son from Randallamber, there you go. Eddie was admiring my Forrest Gump shoes in. I had like these red, white, blue Nikes. The running ones?

Yeah, they're the same ones that Forrest Gump ran into the movie. So I bought him up here and brought them to him this morning. And I was like, hey, man, got you some shoes. And now he won't stop doing Forrest Gump impression. Oh, I've just been looking at him being like, oh, and I ran from one side of the ocean. And when I got there, I just turned around. around and ran back. Is that ever not funny?

Are Forrest Gump impression is ever not funny? I love them. There's so many of them and everyone quotes them and everyone knows them because they all saw the movie. Is that the most quoted movie

of our lifetime, Forrest Gump? Hmm. Like, think about it first time. Amy, you think Forrest Gump's the most quoted movie of our lifetime? Probably. I mean, especially

when you do it with his voice. I think a big part of it is one, the movie was five hours. Yeah, it was really long. Two, it was a monster movie and three, It was kind of easy to do the impression. Even if you can't do impressions, everyone kind of do Forrest.

Right. Because I can't do an impression. When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. And when I had to go, I went. Nailed it. So good. Morgan Number 2 with the Forrest Gump.

Come on, Morgan, like you're 24. Is that a thing? Yeah, I mean, people do that all the time. I love Forrest Gump. But is that a movie, like for me, gone with a win? It was before my time. Before scum, is that before your time? I don't think so.

I'm not sure when it filmed, but I love it. Life is like a box of chocolate. Oh, my goodness. There she is. Okay, okay. That's pretty terrible. I know. That's good though.

I like that. That's pretty terribly awesome. I think that Forrest Gump's the most quoted movie of our lifetime. Anyone want to throw one in the ring here? Pretty woman? No. The only Pretty Woman quotes that I know. Don't put baby in a corner.

That's dirty dancing. See? Right. What's your pretty woman quote? Because have you, you've never even seen it? Where she's like, I'm a hooker. No. Is that?

No. No. No. You know the one where she's shopping and she goes back into the store with all the shopping bags and she goes, big mistake. Huge. I have to go shopping now. So if anyone ever says big mistake, huge, they're referring to pretty woman. Oh.

I guess I know that quote. I do know that quote. Or, oh, my goodness, I got a runner in my panty hose. I'm not wearing any panty hose. Oh, boy. I've heard that one, too. But I think Forrest Gump still is. Yes.

Anchorman, there's a lot of. But it wasn't as big because it was a cult comedy. And Forrest Gump, everybody loved Forrest Gump. I think Forrest Gump is the greatest movie of our lifetime. For sure. Number one. Yes. Pound for Pound.

That and Shawshank Redemption. Oh, that's number two for me. Would you agree to disagree with that? Well, the other two I was thinking of were stepbrothers or mean girls. Those are the two that I hear a lot of quotes on. Step brothers again, I loved it, but I don't think most of America. It didn't penetrate most of America. Mean girls, though. Solid.

Yeah, people quote that on a lot. Lunchbox anything? I think Forrest Gump's just because of life is like a box of chocolates. I don't know a single mean girls tweet or quote, whatever. I don't even know that movie. Is that Lindsay Lohan? Yeah, it's Lindsay Lohan. Napoleon Dynamite for certain quick times.

God, God. God. Delicious bass. Yeah. What's the other one that he does? Oh, his brother Kip. What is you talking about? Stop.

Right, you do that? I don't remember. I don't know, dude. I think maybe just the character, Uncle Rico, probably. Amy's fascinated with Uncle Rico. It's her husband. She does. Yes.

All right. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Something good. Addison had a birthday coming up. She was turning eight years old. Her mom comes to her and says, Addison, what do you want for your birthday?

She says, Mom, I don't want presents. I want donations to the animal shelter. So her mom posted on Facebook said, no presents, only donations, and people came through with 12,000 pounds of food. Wow. See, sometimes Facebook does do good things. Most time not.

Yeah? Like 99.9% not. But occasionally one of those stories makes you go, that's why Facebook's good. And that's why that little girl is good. Got all those presents you could have. But instead, all those animals get to eat. There you go.

That's good news right there. Tell me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Boll.

I watched a couple movies. I watched The Greatest Showman with Wolverine. Yeah. What's his name? Hugh Jackman? Hugh. Hugh. Yeah.

Before I give you my opinion on The Greatest Showman, which is about P.T. Barnum, from Barnum and Bailey Circus. Oh, that's literally what it's about. Okay, I didn't know that. Morgan, number two, you saw it. Yeah. What did you think about it? I loved it. You did?

You loved it. Yeah. Why? I don't know. I just really like stories that are true, like, based on true stories. And he's an awesome actor, plus Zach F Ron. You just can't really go wrong. And that huge Agamon can sing.

Like, I watched him host a couple of these awards shows. Like, he dances, he sings. He throws blades out of his hands. He has all the things. He doesn't do that in this movie, though. He should, though. Every movie he should have the blade hands. At some point, Wolverine should come out.

I liked it. I know, and I didn't grow up around the culture of musicals, so that's tough for me sometimes whenever someone breaks into a song. But then I go, I like acting and I like singing. Why would I like them together? So once I accept that, that I'm not too cool for someone to buzz into a song, I liked it. It's just a very happy movie.

And so it's called The Greatest Showman. Shoot. I watched it, and Amy's supposed to watch it, but listen. That's what I just realized. Your dad's in the hospital. Your dad's been in the hospital for three weeks. All things for you are on delay until whenever you decide to come back to Earth. Well, I mean, maybe my dad would like it.

Maybe. Maybe. Does he know what's going on? Some days, some days he's a zombie, sort of. I mean, that's the best way to describe it. And then other days, he's very aware or aware, sort of. Like he'll think he's somewhere else. That's the delirium, but then we bring him back to reality.

Yeah, Amy's dad went in for throat cancer surgery, and they said a few days. But he's been in the hospital for three weeks at this point. And there's been some good times, some bad times. I feel like I text Amy hourly. Like, what's up? Like, give me update. And then she's like, relax. And then she texts me yesterday.

She goes, I think I met your future wife. Really? Well, we got, it was a new nurse. At this point, I feel. I know everybody in the ICU unit because I feel like we've kind of gotten everybody at this point. But a new nurse walked in and I was like, hmm, who's this? Young, brunette hair, kind, smart, caring, doesn't have a ring on her finger. Last but not least.

I thought. Go ahead. I thought, what if this is how Bobby meets his future wife? Your dad being sick, so I meet my, so Amy sends me a creeper picture of her. Oh, okay, good. Oh, good. Yeah. Let's see it.

No. I don't know. No, you can't see anything. I kind of snapped it real quick because honestly, I didn't know if she had her shift had ended and what the deal was. And I found out I haven't seen her because she's a floater nurse. So she floats to different hospitals. So maybe she'll float back our way. But I did get certain details that will allow me to investigate further.

She means Insta stalk. That's what that means. Right. Got some handles. I got to see if she's got an Instagram. But the other nurse working in my dad's room, I asked her, and she says that she thought she used to have a boyfriend, but she definitely hasn't heard her talk about him recently. Much of he said. Eighth grade right here.

You know what else I watched was The Darkest Hour? Anybody seen that? Remind me. It's about Winston Churchill and fighting the Nazis. Haven't seen it. It's all right. I think it's a good movie. if you have a book report.

It's better than, like... If you have a book report on Winston Churchill? Yeah, I've watched that. I'm just traveling. I'll watch that. But you watch anything on Netflix Amby right now or no? No, I finished Handmaid's Tale. Yeah, you like that.

So season two finale, I finished that over the weekend. It took me a few days to get it through. And oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's a good one. It was so good. And the ending got me. Like, I can't wait for season 3. I can't let you talk about the end of shows, though.

because she spoils it and the listeners get mad at it We're talking about Kenny Chesney and he hurt his knee he was playing in Kansas City Arrowhead Stadium yeah stadium's packed right and so Kenny Chesney's up

and all of a sudden he goes down to a knee He's like oh and he continues to perform and he hobbles around the whole time like he stays in the game now what I know is that he was injured prior and just kind of re-hurt that injury and so Eddie and I have been talking off microphone during songs and commercials about a Chesney concert.

And we're talking about the crowd and how big the crowd is. And Morgan number two goes, yeah, I went to a show once. And what happened? I almost got to fight. What? What? What happened? So I was with my parents and my sister and it was really crowded down in the pit area in front

of the stage and people are pretty, you know, intoxicated. and I wasn't at this point and some girl who was really drunk pulled my sister's hair and I went into full on like mama bear mode my parents were like off somewhere else so they even realize this was happening and I just turned around

I was like what did you just do and she like kind of backed up didn't really know what was happening and I had the full fist like ready and she kind of just ran away and I was like yeah that's what I thought that's what I thought you haven't been to fight Morgan number two?

No I've been close like that a few times Are you saying that's Chesney shows are hardcore Yes, I mean, Kansas concerts in general are just really intense. All right, Kansas. You're a Wichita girl. Yeah. Why do you think it's so intense at a Kansas concert? They're just big country music fans.

And so when they see the artists that they love, they're like, I got to be as close to them as possible. So if you're in that pit, just steer clear. That's all I'm saying. Morgan, number two, posted a picture of her to Keith Urban concert when she was a kid. How old were you in that picture? Yeah, I think I was about to be a freshman in high school. And it puts her on the Jumbotron. It's like Keith Irvin, Morgan, number two.

Keith Irvin, Morgan, number two. And you have braces in the picture? Yeah. Funny, man. What most people don't know is that she was on someone's shoulder for that picture. Were you? Yeah. Oh.

Whose shoulder were you on? An ex of mine. Wait, were you a freshman? Yeah, I was a freshman. High school? Mm-hmm. You had boyfriends and a freshman in high school? Why come I never had girlfriends?

Like, none of my life don't have girlfriends to any of my stories until I got like five years ago. I'm like, what? Ninth grade? You did things with a boy? Boy, you're a big country music fan, huh? Yeah, I mean, through and through my whole life. Who's your favorite artist, Morgan, number two? You had to pick one. You get one.

Yes. Who's your favorite artist? I got to go with Garth Brooks. That's just, yeah. Out of all of them, yeah, that's really hard, but definitely him. Who in the last 10 years that's kind of come out new? That newer list? I mean, Keith Urban, I wouldn't say it's newer, but Keith Urban for me. Yeah. So Garth and Keith Urban.

Yeah. By the way, speaking of country music, Eric Passley just announced something. Eric Passley just announced he's going to have a baby. See that? All right. Yeah. Congrats. Well, again, I never know what I can say and what I can't say. But Eric Passley and his wife Natalie sent Amy and I a text with a Pimpajoy onesy.

Like, what, two weeks ago, Amy? Yeah, Natalie was holding. Yeah, they were holding it up in the picture and that was their way of telling us. Yay, that's awesome. Yeah. It feels a bit like Amy and I are married sometimes. when they do that. Like, don't send it to the husband without saying it to the wife.

Well, yeah, they put Amy and I on the same text telling from a baby, and it's like, I mean, we're obviously friends with them, but yeah, that's the thing. And me and lunchbox would be like your kids. Well, congratulations to Eric Hassley. Having a baby. All the babies, man. Oh, I talk about Ray and Bay. Hey, Ray Mundo.

Ray Mundo is in the glass room. He does the audio. Here we go. Yes. He chops audio all morning long Coming to you from the glass room Our audio producer Ramundo

Where were you when this happened? Yeah, we were in the mall area At a stoplight And so you're sitting there? Yeah, we're about five feet back from a truck And he just started rolling back And so I'm like, what is this dude doing? And he wasn't stopping.

The reverse lights were on. Yeah, and it was a ranch truck So there might not even been reverse lights. That dude was just hauling And I mean, he was going a pretty good clip And I'm like, just honk, honk, honk. And so she started, my girlfriend started honking, honking, honking, dude just drilled the front of our car.

And then that's when he almost like, it's almost like he woke up. He almost fell asleep at the stoplight and his car started rolling back. Do you think he thought he was going forward? I don't know if he knew where he was. It, like, jolted him to the point that he was like just looking around. He had no idea what was going on. So does he get out of the truck? So once he hits us where I'm like, what is going on?

What is going on? And she's like honked. And then he just drives off. The dude, like, it was a stick shift. It's an older truck. Boom, boom, boom. You could see him, like, rattling it. And then he just pulls off. And I'm like, go, go, go.

And then he was gone. Never got the license plate, nothing. Oh, so nothing happened. Nothing. There's no, like, security camera footage from around there. If I can pull it from the mall, then yeah. But we pulled off to the side of the road. I looked at the front, and she's got a guard, so there's really no damage.

What happened with your truck? Do you sell that truck? Still working on it. I put it up on Craigslist? Yeah, yeah. People have been looking at it over the past. couple weeks. Very serious buyers right now. I've already sifted through all those people who are just kidding around on the emails. Now I'm getting some very solid 3,800 offers, very close to

4,000 offers. So what year is your truck again? 2005. It's a 2005 trailblazer. Yeah. And you're looking for how much? I wanted 5,000 originally. I'm willing to come down. I know, I understand negotiations. I've been around this block for a while. So I'm fine to go down a little bit, but I'm not going to get low-balled. Absolutely not. Will you take four? That's what we're at right now. We're kind of dealing with that. Will you take four? Nah, I want a little bit more than that. Because there's a lot of fees, actually, that I got to kind of pay for.

When we end up going and getting, like, the title switched over and stuff, there's some small fees that I'm willing to pay for, but I want to make sure that's covered with the over four amount. Is that link up to Ray's playlist on our website? Yep. All right. You want to buy Ray's truck. There you go.

It's there, boy. Hey, I'm sorry to hear that about you and your girlfriend. I'm glad you're okay. We're good. We weren't hurt at all. Luckily, it was a stoplight, and he was only going five miles an hour. It could have been a lot worse. Do you feel bad now that you didn't try to track him down and find his license plate?

I wish. Because he could hit somebody else. I mean, that's the thing. And the fact that I couldn't remember what it was, it was it, six numbers, letters on a license plate, makes me mad. I just couldn't memorize it fast enough. Did you think about it? I don't know if I didn't even thought about it.

I did. I did I was looking at it really quick and then it was gone and I was like, what, 22, 7V? It was out. What if that was it? Nailed it, did you? Questions here from Instagram. I saw Morgan number two was doing on our Bobby Bone Show Instagram. It's story questions from people. I thought that was pretty interesting.

because I wasn't answering them. I was seeing what she had to say. Amy, here's some questions that people asked. Did Amy find out if her son's girlfriend is real? Remember her name was Gladys? Do you know, Amy, if your son's girlfriend is real? No, still don't know because we went to summer break and Gladys was not enrolled in summer school. So I guess we'll have to find out when we go back in the fall.

I saw a video of Amy's son at a swimming pool, jumping in a snow pool out, running as hard as he could, and just jumping into something, like, cannonball style. Laughed so hard. And then I went, is that Abby, Dan's wife from Dan and Shea?

Yeah. And Amy's like, yeah, and it was Dan shooting the video. Wow, her son's hanging out with like country stars. Amy sounds cool than we are at this point. Yeah, he's definitely, yeah, he's definitely cooler than we are.

Because you weren't there, Amy, because you were saying like, oh, kids having fun without me. No, I know, I'm like, yeah. I'm like, I wonder what the kids are doing today. Oh. Just hanging out with,

when I taste a good. Tomorrow they're going to Eric Church's house. How does your son end up hanging out with Dan, Dan, and Shea? They were all swimming at the Y. So they go there. Did they go together or they just happen to meet there? No, they just, as coincidence, my husband, I mean, my husband sees Dan and Abby working out there a lot and then the kids go. But the pool opened for the summer and a lot of people hang out there.

So my husband, you know, it's just, you never really know who you're going to run into, but he had seen him actually at the gym a few hours before and then back at the pool a couple hours later. Look at that. I also saw on Instagram that Morgan number two, our digital producer, someone pulled a fire alarm at your apartment complex? Yeah, at 1.15 in the morning. Now, was there a fire? No. The, like our manager or whatever said somebody just pulled it for fun.

Now, that's not fun if you're the one getting it pulled on. I remember being in the dorm and they'd probably be so mad. Because I would go to school all day, work all through the night, and get like four hours sleep, and I'm going to pull that stupid fire alarm. Now, I bet they thought it was fine. Yeah, I bet they did too, but it was not fun for the 200-plus people staying outside. How long were you outside? Like 50 minutes. 5-0?

Yeah, the alarm was so loud. Nobody could go back inside until they shut it off. So what do you still think is funny after all these years? Oh, wow, that's a good question. And you can call us, too. Our phone number is 8777. 77 Bobby. Like, what, after 20 years, do you still think it's funny?

Because I can tell you guys, and I waited after 830 to say this, but D's nuts is so funny to me. You said an example. Like, how does that work? I mean, hey, I saw your friend yesterday. Who? Dees nuts! Okay.

And, guys, I know I'm 11. I do. I know I'm 11. Last night I was talking to our photographer friend, Zach Massey. And I was like, hey, I saw you were shooting at Kenny Chesney. Did you see whizze? And he was like, who? I said, do you's nuts?

On text? And I laughed out loud. On text. I was alone. And I was doing text. Can you dees nuts on text? It's harder? Yeah.

But yes, you absolutely can't because I did. Okay, so that's the question. What just juvenile do you still laugh at? And we'll get some of those calls. Morgan number two is talking about the fire alarm being pulled in her apartment complex and how someone just thought it was funny. And, you know, maybe that's still funny to you. I don't think it's funny.

I'm an adult man, though. But then I said, You know what's funny to me still is going, these nuts. It's so dumb. But I still laugh out loud at it. And so I said, hey, what do you think is funny still? And Laura in Indiana's on. Laura, you're 34.

What do you think is funny? Well, I should preface this by saying I teach a T.E. class. And I feel like it's really funny when people fart in public. Like, if we're doing a workout and they fart a little bit. It's pretty funny. Oh, boy. All right. I'm not a big farter.

Like, you doing it or thinking it's funny? I don't really think it's that funny Oh, I do. I mean, sometimes I have gas. Okay, it's awesome. But I also don't fart on people. That's not my thing. On people?

That's not funny. Farting just never been my thing. I had my mooning phase. Oh, yeah. That's not funny. Age 10 to 14. But yeah, no, no, that's now. That's a bad thing.

The back of the school bus. It's not funny. All things. Yeah. All places. Kathy in Nashville. Hi. What do you think?

And how old are you? I'm 55. At 55, what do you still think is funny? I think it's hilarious to scare people, like to jump out from behind a wall or a door and scream out boo and scare them. You know, I kind of think that's funny, too. I'll be for a little. The old boo trick. Boo!

That one never dies. Yeah, that's a good one. All right, thank you. Hey, Alex in Mississippi. Still pretty funny. What is he talking about? It's where you go to the door. It's not a literal ding-dong.

Okay. All right, all right, right. I was like, it's after eight. It can be anything now. You knock and run. Oh, okay. And then you watch when they open the door. You're like, ah, ha, ha.

Yeah, that's fine. Amy, do you have anything? No, I mean, I still definitely laugh anytime y'all do a D's nuts joke. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. I mean, I'm 100% laugh. Lunch bikes? Oh, I love farting in an elevator.

When there's people in an elevator. No, wow. Yes. Because if you do it silently and it just smells up the whole elevator, everybody's like, what? It's so funny because inside you're laughing to yourself like, I got them. Eddie? Oh, I love Twitter.

When someone leaves their phone unlocked and you just go to their Twitter and type something that they would never say. I love that. Now the face locked, though. I know. It's tricky. It's tough. I got to like tear off a face or like.

I had a friend of mine going to some girl's phone and then go to her Facebook and like all of her ex-boyfriend's posts. That was funny. Morgan number two, you have anything you think is funny still? Yeah, when you go up behind somebody, you tap them on the shoulder and you kind of try and hide the other way. Oh, my goodness. Okay, me, ma'am.

It's actually fun She's like when you take the slinky And you make it run down the stairs I laugh so Wow Look at you Tickle Tickle I love tickling people

That's funny How weird is tickling It makes us laugh so much But we hate it What When is that Bobby why did you have to Tickle me one time

For a few minutes You were naughty Okay I think we have that video Still That's a weird video No really why I don't know

I think you lost a bet. So they had, so Amy had to get tickled for like a minute straight, which is torture. Torture. Someone held her feet. Someone held her hands. I was restrained. Yeah, so I had a tickle her for 60 seconds. And it was like you were brand, you were just going to were like poking her with a brand.

Yeah, that was funny. So, yeah, that's good. Mike, do you have anything? Here's this guy over here, Mike D. That probably couldn't happen anymore. Anything, Mike D, magic mic, quiet Mike that you think's funny still? I think it's funny when you unscrew like the top of like a salt shaker. Oh, that's mean, dude.

That's me. they put it all over their food. That's the worst. Lunchbox and I used to do that. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're transmitting across America.

Talking about things as adults, you still think's funny. Pretty juvenile. Hey, Crystal in Tennessee. Hi, yes. You're 28 years old. I am. But you still laugh at what? Okay.

It's pretty embarrassing to say, but whenever you're at work and they're training you and stuff and they mention like duties like 900 times. And they're just like, all right, I'm not going to laugh at duties. All right. See, we're all idiots of hearts. That's good stuff right there. Crystal, thank you for the call. I appreciate you.

Thank you. All right. See you later. Over to Amy, who's got her pile of stories. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So heads up this summer, if you're trying to enjoy a beer or something that you might squeeze lime into when you're outside in the sun, you could give yourself an itchy, painful blistering rash. How?

Okay, so when lime, your skin, and sun, all of those things go together, the sun causes like this rash thing to happen on your skin. Now, this doesn't happen to everybody, but if you have this going on, that is why, and you need to squeeze limes inside. Oh, man. Because I usually just squeeze it all over my chest first. Yeah, and then rub it. Yeah, and then rub it in. No. No, but apparently this is a thing.

People are just, you know, kicking back trying to have their corona with lime. You just took them out of business, Amy. Oh, no. All right. What else you got over there, aim? My tip is do it inside and then wash your hands and then go outside. Now, speaking of drinking, like, wine is something people sometimes try to use to impress. And maybe if you're cooking a meal and you don't know what wine to put with what,

you can simply just ask Alexa and she'll know. It's Alexa's skill wine finder. And she can even tell you what kind of wine will go best with a hot dog. Well, I get so annoyed. Let me tell you. Whenever I'm watching Netflix or even TV and someone talks to Alexa on TV or Netflix, it sets off my Alexa and it's just a whole thing. That's a whole thing.

I don't like it. Back in the day, if I would hear a siren in the song that would annoy me. Now if someone talks to Alexa on Netflix or TV, I'm like, stop. Oh, man. You know at this point not to do that. So, if that bother anybody else, I'm just the only one. Not just you. Okay.

All right. Next up, Ann? If we talk about stories with her name real quick, does it set at all? I don't think so. Okay. I don't want to annoy people right there. There are people right now talking to Alexa, like, so mad at you. Okay, so home improvements really aren't projects that are done for yourself.

It's definitely to impress others. So we're still trying to keep up with the Joneses. So if you're trying to improve something at your house, you're spending a bunch of money just to impress other people. Oh, boy. The Joneses, they just moved here from out of town. You just don't try so hard to impress them. Yeah. Impress them even.

The Joneses. They're the new Joneses. A new car even. Impressing the Joneses even. And the Smiths even. That's good, Amy. Oh, rude. But next time you think about something you want to do at your house, make sure you're

doing it for yourself. That's right. Not. Don't. All right, Am. Thank you. You good? Jess.

Okay. It's a Bobby Bones show. You're wrap this up. Amy is in Austin. She's at the hospital with her dad. And so you're going back to the hospital right now or what? Yep. Every day.

Well, that's pretty much my schedule this week. Work with you guys, which is awesome. And then go sit up there with him. I asked Amy. I said, hey, what can I do? Don't even come to work. And she's like, I don't want to come to work. It's okay, what can I do to help you?

She's like, just make me laugh. Yeah, the few hours I'm with you guys, just laugh and how. a good time, be a good distraction, and then I'll go back to reality. Yeah, kind of polar opposites there, huh? But sometimes my dad makes me laugh, too. He went in, they said he's only being a few days for this cancer surgery. Now he's been there almost three weeks, and he's still in ICU. Yeah.

So, yeah. We're like, ICU, a lot of people are in and out of there in, like, a day. I feel like I, just as soon as I'm sort of getting to know or maybe see what another patient's up to, then, you know, they get out. And I'm like, oh, sweet. And then I think some of the nurses are like, okay, yep, Cliff's still here. It's like a table that won't leave at a restaurant when I used to wait tables. I was like, guys, I need you to move along so I'm going to use this table.

Oh, they actually, we got transferred from room 8 to room one because it's bigger. I think because we have so many people that come by, which is amazing. But yeah, now it's like we can really make ourselves at home. If you're bored today, go to bobbybones.com. Morgan number two, what's over at bobbybones.com today? The video of Blake Shelton falling on stage and how you can get earrings that double-up's headphones. How you can get earrings that you turn upside down and they play music, which is a pretty novel concept. I have a dinner tonight at 6 o'clock. It's my fourth dinner in eight days.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. All right. For being the lone clover. No, I just think it's awesome. You track it. Well, listen, I don't ever go out. And last week I had three dinners in the same week. It was crazy. So I'm trying to live my life.

they have dinner with the front tonight. So I'll probably come in. You know what that rode hard and put up wet? Yes. Party all night. A little tired. Yeah, go down to Tutsis afterwards. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Get some dancing on. None of that's happening. But it's him and his girlfriend and me. So I'm that kickstand, as I would say. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the third wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you guys have a nice day.

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