The Bobby Bones Show - International Market Challenge + Raymundo’s Bachelor Party Takes A Hit + Lunchbox Calls Dairy Queen
Episode Date: June 18, 2020We all brought in food items from an international market for someone else on the show to eat. Raymundo shares a sad update to his Vegas bachelor party. Plus, Lunchbox calls Dairy Queen to tell them h...e got a brain freeze from their blizzards and requires medical help! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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If you're watching this on camera right now, I have all my pearls again today.
Caitlin hates that I found these because I wear them all the time, just to be funny.
She didn't like them?
It's not that she doesn't like them, she just thinks I'm being ridiculous, which I am.
These weren't giving to me.
I was talking about Harry Styles wearing man pearls, and I would never wear these really, but because they're funny to me, I wear them all the time.
Some people think they're beads from Marty Girl.
That's what they look like.
Yeah.
So good.
It looks like you're doing Marty Grow in, what are we, July, June.
June.
You watched a show that I had seen previews for called Deer.
It's just Deer dot, dot, dot, because there's 10 different episodes and 10 different people.
And I watched the Deer Oprah one.
and it was so good.
I just, I learned a lot about her that I didn't know
and then just watching where she started
and then to her final episode.
So it's a documentary about their life, kind of a bio?
Yeah, but the way they do it is really interesting.
They have letters that are written to Oprah
from people that she impacted that she would have never,
otherwise never known or met,
but she received their letter and it was,
these were people where it was so impactful.
Like one guy's in politics and then did something in his town because of her.
And then another girl, a girl that was sexually abused when she was younger and Oprah was like found forgiveness
simply because Oprah decided to speak up and share her story.
And she's writing, they write her a letter and then they read them back.
And it's really special.
Like it's really well done.
It's got a 100% critic.
score and rotten tomatoes and it's 75% audience score.
Some of the other ones are Big Bird,
Jane Goodall, Oprah, Stevie Wonder.
Spike Lee.
Yeah, I'm looking at them now.
I saw the preview for that because it's on Apple TV.
And with Apple TV, some of those shows,
they don't get to us quick enough.
Like that defending Nathan?
Yeah, Jacob.
Yeah, I watch that.
It's supposed to be really good,
but you just don't hear about it unless,
and they spend a ton of money to make it and all the actors.
One of the good-looking Chris is in it.
Oh, one of the Hemsworths?
Yeah, but he has a beer.
and I watch it.
Chris Evans and he has a beard and I watch it on my iPhone while I work out and he keep thinking
he's Ben Affleck and he's not and I'm like I get closer.
What say that guy's name again?
Ben Affleck.
Say it again?
Vin Affleck.
You know she says it right.
I say Ben Affleck all the time.
Like the duck.
Mm-hmm.
It's very wrong.
How do you say it?
Affleck.
Like his name.
You say it like that?
Yes, Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck.
But the do you do.
Dear show is good. Yeah, dear Oprah. And then something that stood out to me about her that I felt like is a move you would have done was when she got to kindergarten, she looked around at where her classmates were. And she straight up told her teacher, I don't belong here. I'm ahead of these kids. And then decided to share with her teacher all the things that she knew and she spelled words like hippopotamus and then several other words. But she proved her case and they bumped her up to first grade. So she said,
skipped kindergarten because she didn't feel like she belonged.
If I were the teacher, I want to sit your butt back down. Yeah, no. They were like,
oh, let's advance this girl. What's the Rotten Tomato score for defending Jacob?
72% and then 89 audience score. Yeah, it's a good score. Yeah, I'm not done yet, so I don't
know how it ends, but then Affleck's really good in it. I think Jacob gets defended.
Is that the whole point? I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I don't know.
Jana Kramer told me about that in the last Bobbycast, which we're putting out a new episode of the
Bobbycast tomorrow. One of the things that we do is we watch the movie Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox
story. You ever seen it? It's a movie. It's a parody movie based on Johnny Cash, but also
music kind of docu-stories. So Eddie, I and Mike D. I'll watch the movie and we review it.
So funny. It's definitely spoiler, but because it's a music movie, it goes on a music podcast,
and Mike D is putting on his podcast too. So it's a movie. So you can check that on the
Bobbycast tomorrow. But the audience score on Wall Carves, like 57%. Oh, boy.
I thought it's not good.
No, got to listen to the podcast.
You tried to get me.
You tried to give me.
We're doing it on the podcast tomorrow.
Okay.
Walk hard.
The songs are funny when he's like,
it's him and Jenna Fisher and he's like,
I know you want to blow me away with your...
All the songs are like that.
They're so dumb.
So we did the Bobby Guest tomorrow.
Eddie, watch Knives out finally.
Oh, I did.
Yeah, I guess that's been out for a bit, but it's on Amazon Prime now, and it's so good.
Like, I love mystery movies, you know, to begin with, but this one's cleverly done where it's like,
not the whole time you're trying to find out who did it, because you know who did it pretty early in the movie,
but it's just like what happens after you find out who did it.
You know who did it?
I don't know who did it.
Yeah, you do.
No, you don't.
Wait, tell me who's in it again.
Excuse me?
No, you don't.
You know exactly who did it.
No, you don't.
You think you know.
You think you know, but you don't know.
Anyway, I thought it was pretty good.
Guys, did we watch the same movie?
Who's in it again?
Chris Evans, Daniel Craig.
Daniel Craig's like the cop from down in the south.
Yeah.
He's here to solve the crime.
Why are those British guys so good at being Americans, but we can't be British people?
What do you mind can't be British people?
I'm doing pretty good right here.
That's not even it.
No.
I'm kind of in the middle of us.
I'm in Purgatory.
I'm an accent purgatory right there.
Yeah, they're so good at doing American accents, but we can't do them.
Speaking of Ben Affleck, though, that girl who's in it, his girlfriend now.
Which one?
Anna de Armas.
Oh, the girl, the house.
The house, the nurse.
The nurse, yeah.
Wow.
House nurse.
That's his real-life girlfriend now.
Wow.
See, stories all come together.
You liked it, though?
Loved it.
Yes, yes.
It's four knives out of five, absolutely.
Oh, I thought that loved it would be more than four.
Well, I don't want to give it the perfect, perfect score.
I can go four and a half, though.
Only the parasite gets five out of five.
Ray Mundo, people are asking, what the up?
is in the Garth Brooks face masks that you were supposed to give me?
Yeah, so they were coming from overseas and they made it to Georgia.
I believe it was Union City or Union Station.
It's about four hours away from here.
And they've been sitting at a distribution center for a week now.
Wait, wait, none.
Don't know.
I've been trying to contact him.
They said to be patient.
They said give it two weeks and then cancel the order.
So I'm starting to think maybe I drive down to Georgia and I get them.
How much money will you make off this?
100? Is it worth driving down to that part of Georgia for $100?
I can do it in a tank of gas.
Why is this a thing every time?
When you're trying to get some from Ray, it's always a thing.
There's always a wrinkle.
Why?
I honestly think it's coronavirus.
It's thrown the shipping system all out of whack.
We were here in the building.
Caitlin was dropping me off and Ray drives up.
And Ray has this weird thing where he likes to ignore Caitlin,
even though they hung out.
But he drove up.
Did you know you didn't wave out her on purpose?
No, I did the little double honk.
Oh, did you?
Yeah, I mean, I got tinted windows, though, too.
It's tough to see inside.
Not from the front.
I got the racing stripe on the top.
And then he gets out and he has like a, what is your, is it?
Is it a blazer Bronco?
What is that?
Trailblazer.
Okay.
He says the Trailblazer and he gets out and he goes, yo girl, what's up?
He goes, don't look at, that's my backup truck.
That's not my real truck.
And then he just walks right inside.
Doesn't say anything else.
He's like, don't judge me.
He's my backup truck.
She's like, why is Brazener?
He's hilarious.
Finally, a draft update.
I guess we forgot to do this a couple days ago.
Morgan number two won.
We did Dads on TV.
Morgan Number 2,1 with Eric Taylor, Mike Brady, and Jack Pearson.
That Jack Pearson was a winner.
Was it?
Who is that?
Yes, that was a home run.
From This Is Us.
Eddie finished second with Tim Taylor, Carl Winslow, and Walter White.
What does second get?
Nothing.
Nothing.
But here's the thing.
Ramundo picked Bill Cosby and wasn't last.
place.
Yeah!
Amy was.
Of course I was.
You picked an uncle?
Somebody that nobody knew.
But Uncle Phil is a dad, duh.
I know, but his name was Uncle.
You could have done Phil.
What's his name?
Philip Banks.
But again, I don't think it was a first round pick.
But anyway, Amy, you lost.
But the surprise wasn't that.
It was that Ramundo picked Bill Cosby, who's in jail right now.
I know.
And he beat you.
I know.
I told my wife that Ramundo picked Bill Cosby.
She's like, he did not.
Yeah, he did.
There was a strategy, though, at last minute when Ray changed his name to Cliff Hoxtable.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a big difference.
But yeah.
All right.
Morgan, you're in the lead now in the season.
Yeah.
You also have a big belt over there.
Keeping that belt right here.
All right.
I think that's it for now.
Thank you guys.
Let's get to today's show.
We did the whole challenge for international markets, and I'm not feeling great.
So I'm going to let us get to the show today.
All right, bye, guys.
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Morning studio.
Morning.
I saw the story about Craig Morgan.
And then I went to his Instagram to see, but
Craig Morgan, who you may know
from this song right here,
he shared a picture of his knee on Instagram
with a big old cut in it,
big old gash, he posted
Got a little machete gash.
A few stitches later, I'm all good.
God, I love Alaska.
I mean, Craig Morgan's hardcore.
Yeah, he is.
I mean, the guy has,
been a policeman, served
for a military,
worked as a Walmart stalker.
He's done it all.
But man, that is a bad injury right there.
Ooh.
Blood scare you?
Oh, I don't like it.
But it doesn't scare me.
My husband will pass out.
I don't have that problem.
Which is weird because your husband's a big old military guy.
Big old strong.
He doesn't really like to talk about how he has a weakness
when it comes to blood.
But he does.
It's true.
Worst you ever been injured?
I haven't really suffered any injuries.
Um, you know, I got stung by a...
A wasp.
I mean, I have some gashes.
Oh, that's the worst you've ever been in here, huh?
Oh, I have a little scar.
I mean, I got stitches on my chin and my forehead, but I was a kid and being a kid.
But as an adult, I sliced my thumb with a potato peeler.
It hurts.
But I've never broken anything.
You?
Oh, yeah.
I fell off a house when I was young.
It was a bad one.
Rupcher my spleen, almost died.
They'd take a dad at us in the hospital.
hospital for a week or so. My real dad left when I was in the hospital is a whole thing.
Yeah. But, which is why they say, some doctors tell me that I am vulnerable to corona now because
they don't have a spleen. Some say I'm not. They're like, yeah, you're fine. So I don't know.
We just say I'm half vulnerable to this point. Yeah. But yeah, mine is probably. I have a scar that
goes from my sternum down to my puby bone, my puby area. Still, still there. Eddie, ever been hurt
real bad? I think the worst one was when I recently, what, in the last few years, I cut my fingers,
trying to sharpen a knife, and I cut the tendon.
Didn't even know I did it.
I cut it, and I was like, I'm fine.
I put a band-aid on it for like three days.
Then it just got bigger and swollen and swollen.
Then I went to the doctor.
He's like, uh, it's hanging by a thread, literally.
Anybody broke in a bone?
I have.
What did you break?
I broke my right arm twice, my left arm once,
and I chipped some bones in my ankle.
Dang.
You?
No, you haven't done any.
Oh, I mean, he's like, sorry.
My fingernail count.
Yeah, I just haven't ever broken anything.
If you've broken anything,
as you get older, because I'm 40 now, but I have broken fingers from playing high school football
and broken ribs. Whenever the weather changes, the arthritis sets in. Oh, you feel it. And everything
hurts. But this was happening to me when I fell in dancing with the stars and hurt that, whenever
weather changes, I feel it a little bit. But I think it's partially getting old. Oh, yeah. There's that time
I fell at the airport and hurt my back. Oh, yeah. That was serious. Yeah. There was ice at the airport.
Amy fell and hurt herself really bad. Yeah. I shouldn't sue. Yeah, I didn't sue. It should be
Amy International Airport, but it's definitely not.
Missed opportunity there for sure.
It's Blake Shelton's birthday today. He turns 44.
Blake seems older than that, doesn't he? Yeah, he does.
Maybe because he's bigger and his hair's gray. His hair's gray. It's a big part.
I mean, he's a large guy, too. I just figure you keep growing as you get older.
That's not how it works?
No, not the case.
Blake's had 27 number one country songs.
He has a consecutive streak of 17 number ones that started with Hill Bill
Billy Bone.
Amy, do you have a favorite
Blake Shelton song?
Probably Austin.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
It's a good one.
This is long-haired Blake, too.
Mullet Blake.
Yeah.
Blake's 6'5, by the way.
Wow.
Yeah, big dude.
Eddie, you have favorite Blake song?
Mine is doing what she likes,
just because he says fajitas on there.
Liking when she brings home fresh fajitas.
You know, I was talking to Mike D about this segment before the show.
Uh-huh.
And I know, and I'm,
I like Blake.
I don't know that his songs are my favorite songs in country music.
And I was like, can I pick Footloose?
Oh, that's a good one.
Good cover.
It was a great Blake Shelton cover, but I didn't.
Yeah.
I went with Mine Would Be You, because I do like this song.
The Jam.
Mine would be you shining back row flying.
But deceivingly large, Blake Shelton is.
Like a big guy.
Toby Keith is massive when he comes in.
We kind of forget how big he is.
Trace Adkins, who I saw a couple weeks ago, is six.
Gigantic.
Yeah, they're big old boys for sure.
Who else is deceivingly large?
I think Luke's one.
Yeah, Luke's tall.
Looks like 62 or 6.3.
Yeah.
Alan Jackson.
Oh, yeah.
He's at 6.4 at least.
No, I'm looking at Luke's height.
It says 6 foot tall.
That's not accurate.
No, he's taller than that.
Yeah, Luke's tall.
Brett Eldridge is taller than you think.
Brett's probably 6.3 or so.
Anybody we're forgetting, Amy?
Tall people?
Yeah.
Anybody?
Oh, Ronnie Dunn, dude.
Yeah, Ronnie.
Oh, yeah.
He was a lot more than a lot.
He's sneaky tall.
Oh, John, yeah.
What about short?
Ronnie Dunn, 6-4.
Oh, Keith Urban.
Justin Moore.
Justin Moore is, yeah, it's shorter than you think.
Keith, you think Keith Urban's short?
Is he?
Oh, yeah, he's little.
Maybe he's just skinny.
Keith Urban is 5'10.
Yeah, I didn't think he was that small.
Oh, why does he seem?
Never mind, Keith.
J.K., JK.
Skinny's a thin guy.
Amy, I know your son was
collecting cans and bottles trying to make some money.
Yeah.
How's that going?
Oh, man, he has so many.
I mean, lunchbox is bringing stuff over.
Anybody's house that he went to.
He was collecting things.
At the school, you'd go do tutoring.
I mean, we have so many cans and glass bottles.
And I told him I was going to be running some air.
And so I said, hey, I'm just going to go do some research and figure out where we need
to drop these off.
And then I'll let you know what we're going to do.
Did he expect to make a lot of money?
Yeah, because his friend in California made.
made $30.
Collected for a long time.
But I feel like we collected a lot.
And we had people contributing.
So I guess each state is different on what they give and how they do it.
And California is different than here.
So they did, the place I went did not accept the glass.
So I still have to figure that out.
But they took the aluminum.
And we had a lot.
Like how many garbage bags?
Oh, probably like two, but for him that was a lot.
Is that not that much?
Not that that much, but it's enough.
Also, they gave us a pro tip to squash the can so we can fit more.
And then I was like, oh, no, no.
Then he'll feel like he doesn't have as many if they're not.
But I mean, I guess.
How much money were you expecting?
I was at least expecting maybe dollar bills.
Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
So you take him and then what?
It's like, cool.
Oh, no.
A quarter.
What?
A quarter.
A quarter. A quarter.
For the, no glass, though.
I don't even know what to do with the glass.
Like if anybody has tips for me on where to take the glass.
Because we have actually more glass than we did cans because, you know,
but lots of people give us wine bottles and I drink these green tea that come in a glass.
So anyway, I don't know.
If the glass doesn't come through, I'd need to find him a new hobby.
So what do he think when he got that shiny quarter?
Well, in 1950s, he'd probably loved it.
I think he thought it's not, like, it's not, where's the rest?
What do we need to do?
Oh, so the money's in the glass, because he knows we haven't gotten the glass yet.
But I think in Tennessee it's 14 cents for a pound or something.
That's disappointing.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, but also...
Did you give him extra money on the side?
Ooh.
Did you just stick it with the quarter?
Here's what my husband and I talked about doing.
No, we haven't yet.
The job isn't over because he still have the glass.
So we're like, it's okay, buddy.
The job's not over.
You worked really hard.
This is great.
And he said, you know, because he gets paid to pick up, like my husband pays him to pick up dog poop in the backyard before he mows.
And he gets $5.
And he looked at dad and he was like, I'm, I guess I'm just going to stick to picking up poop.
Yeah, smart.
And so, but I think what we might do, because he really does enjoy collecting and recycling is important.
And I'd rather us do that and teach him about that than just him throw stuff away.
So, yeah, I think we'll slide him some money on the side just for being responsible human.
Or you can match him.
Whatever he gets, you match him.
So 50s.
There we go.
Double it up.
No, no.
He's going to be like begging the dog to go to the bathroom.
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Morgan No. 2. 30-second skinny.
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Luke Bryan shared why he probably won't ever be in a movie.
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Probably not, though.
If I ever saw myself being a bad actor, I would move to another country.
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Brentley Gilbert shared how his children have changed him.
Everything about your life changes.
You change as a person.
And I'm doing a lot of things different.
I think mainly because they're in the front of your mind.
Every decision you make, it's almost like the first thing I think of.
You know, I guess I have a decision filter right off the bat.
But yeah, there's no way a baby can't melt your heart more than anything.
thing I could have ever known to pray for.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
There's an 11-year-old boy named Jackson McCray from North Carolina.
He's at home with his mom and brother.
Mom and brother are outside and he goes in the house because lunch is heating up in the oven.
And he sees flames coming out of the oven, catching the kitchen on fire.
And he's like, oh no, what do I do?
He's like, I know they taught fire safety at school.
Grabbs the fire extinguisher.
extinguishes the flames all by himself.
How old was he?
11.
One time I was doing a science experiment where I put a
like a wash rag and some alcohol
I was doing it in my house by myself.
I was probably 10, 11.
And you light it on fire and it doesn't burn the rag.
It just burns the alcohol and the outside of it.
And I lit it on fire and it goes,
the flame was a little bigger than I'd hope
than I thought, honestly.
And where this kid goes in and goes,
I've taken fire safety and spills.
Bray did. It lit on fire and I ran out of the house.
Oh, boy. Now, luckily, it only went out. It went out after, but it could have burned the whole place down.
I did not react that way. I thought, oh, flame, Bobby, go away.
Whatever happens happens.
You know what? Like, I'm out. It's in God's hands now. That kid, though, good for him. That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show.
Dory of the day.
This story comes with us from the Woodlands, Texas. An attorney is facing charging.
after he egged a judge's car.
Oh.
Because the judge is upholding the stay-at-home order.
He got mad, took an egg, and boom, threw it on his car.
Someone that makes a decision that bad and that juvenile that is an attorney.
Crazy.
Like, someone who made a lot of decisions in school, the right decisions to go and study hard.
And then eggs a judge's car.
They just don't match.
You're making a really bad.
So what happened?
He's facing numerous charges.
It's misdemeanors, but he still threw the egg at his Lexus SUV and hit it.
Dang.
They get it on tape?
How did they catch him?
He admitted to it.
He was like, man, I was just mad about the stay-at-home order.
I thought it'd be funny to let him know, hey, I'm not happy with this.
Also, humor, bad.
Doesn't know what funny is.
Can you imagine now he has to argue in front of that judge?
What's the argument?
Because he had to have done it before if he's egg-in-in-in-in-it.
He has to know him in some way.
Right.
And then there's also...
When you're, like, people need an attorney and they Google you and then that comes up.
Like, are you going to get hired?
All right.
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It's time to play Elder versus Millennial.
Eddie's the oldest.
Yeah.
Ordin number two is the youngest.
Ooh.
Up first.
At 5'11.
From South Texas.
Sometimes he grows a weird beard of all different colors.
It's kind of black, it's kind of gray, it's got a little bit of Ligo, it's got a little red in there.
That's right.
The Hispanic who don't panic, producer, Eddie!
And at 5'0 in her purple pimping joy shirt, she was quarantined before quarantine was cool.
26 years old, Morgan number two!
All right, Eddie, you'll get three questions that Morgan would know the answer to from her generation.
I love it.
Eddie, you're up first.
These are all millennial type questions.
What TV show were these characters from?
Ted, Robin, Barney, and Marshall.
What TV show were all those characters from?
Ted, Robin, Barney, and Marshall.
Ted, Robin, Barney, and Marshall.
They're all characters of Barney, the dinosaur.
Incorrect.
Morgan, what you think about that?
I'm not sure, but I think Ted and Barney are from a sitcom.
I want to say it's how I met your mother, but I don't think that's millennial.
What is your answer?
How I met your mother?
That's correct.
Woo!
Yes.
Yeah, Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson.
Oh, I didn't know that.
All right.
And you're not supposed to do.
That's all fun of the game, right.
Question number two.
Eddie, that was Patrick Dempsey's character's nickname on Gray's Anatomy.
Oh, McGrathie.
Patrick Dempsey's character's nickname.
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Or is it McSteamy?
Dr. McDreamy, Dr. McSteamy.
Dr. McDreamy.
Is your answer?
Steamy's too sexy.
Yeah, Dreamy.
McDreamy is correct.
Yeah.
Good.
Eddie, one final question for you.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink is a quote from what movie.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Is a quote from what movie?
Okay, I don't know.
This is just a pure guess, but I'm going to go to leave.
Legally blonde. Sounds like something they would say in that movie.
Legally blonde is incorrect.
Morgan, you get still.
I quote this movie all the time. It's mean girls.
Mean girls. There we go.
Eddie won Morgan, too, after the first round.
Okay.
Now, Morgan, I will ask you questions basically about Eddie's generation.
Okay.
Finish the Friends theme song lyric.
The theme song from Friends, right?
Right.
Your job's a joke. You're broke.
Your love life's blank.
I'll be there for you when it starts to fall.
Okay, can you say the lyrics over time?
Sure, sure, sure.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's.
A joke?
Wait, did you say joke already?
Can you repeat it one more time?
Your jobs at joke, you're broke, and your love life's...
I want to say joke.
I know that's not what it is, but joke.
Incorrect.
Eddie.
This is a tough one, man.
Your life's a joke, you're broke, and love lives fading away.
Fading away?
Oh, you did get the rhyme right, but no.
It's not fading away.
It's not fading away.
Here you go.
Here's a clip.
This way.
The job's a joke, you broke.
Your love life's D-O-A.
What is that?
Your love life's D-O-A.
D-O-A.
No points awarded there.
All right, going over to you, Morgan.
Alicia Silverstone, started one of the 90s most defining movies.
What's the name of this movie?
You know, if it wasn't for you guys calling her out at the I-Heart Festival and I didn't know who she was,
I wouldn't remember this, but it's clueless.
It is clueless.
Nice.
And then finally.
The Bear Naked Ladies wrote a popular song about an increment of time.
What was it called?
The Bear Naked Ladies were a band.
Love them.
Still love them.
They wrote a song about something you see on a calendar.
An increment of time.
What is it?
An increment of time.
Something you see on a calendar.
I know the Bear Naked Ladies.
I'm not sure that I would remember the song title.
June, June.
There's a lot of songs about June.
June's calling.
June's calling is incorrect.
Eddie?
Good name.
No, it's been one week.
One week.
Yeah, and here's a clip.
All right, there you go.
Morgan number two is a winner.
There she is.
She's now pulled up.
She's leading the whole series by one, Eddie.
Yes, she is.
I know.
All right, Morgan number two.
Nice job.
Eddie.
You'll get them next time, bud.
Yeah, thanks, Bones.
I will.
You're one.
Got a voicemail here from someone in England.
Here you go.
Hi, guys.
Just want to say, morning studio.
I listen to the show every day from here in England,
and it's really helped me get through all this coronavirus crazyness.
But, my lord, every time you guys talk about England or mention a location here,
you really do get the pronunciation wrong.
So, great feedback, you know.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Like what?
Who knows?
Probably not going to stop.
We just mess it up.
We don't do it on purpose.
Sorry about that.
We'll try to do better.
Rachel from Virginia, here you go.
Hey, Bobby.
Morning Studio.
Now that most of you guys are back in the studio,
can we go back to doing the Tuesday song
on a post show pre-show?
Really miss hearing that every Tuesday.
Thank you so much.
Love you guys.
I think it's a great point.
I think the answer is yes.
For sure.
So you hear our radio show now,
and this goes up as a podcast,
but we also do at the beginning of that podcast,
part of a show that never gets on the air.
It's called the post show.
So check it out.
Search Bobby Bone's show.
Wherever you listen to the show, you stream stuff,
IHeart Radio, wherever.
One more.
This is Alyssa, Kelly, Caitlin, and Todd from Richmond, Virginia.
I just wanted to suggest a funny joke for Amy's Morning Corny.
It goes, what do eggs say when they're turning it up?
Um, lit.
Do you get it?
What do eggs say when they're turning it up?
Oh, that's good.
There you go.
All right, thank you very much.
I just try to think of if I've ever been emotional after a bird.
breakup. I'm just not someone who gets extremely emotional. I kind of never get too high, never get
too low for the most part. And most of my breakups have been like, well, just logically looking at our
relationship, I can't see how this is going to be long term. Now, the one I'm in now, that is not the
case. But the ones that I've been in and we've broken it off, it's always been pretty good.
It's never fun, but we've all remained cool afterward. And if they ever need it alone or their tire
fix, I'd be right there. No bad blood anywhere. You ever have a crazy breakup or you're just like
upset.
Devastated and bawling and can't eat and don't want to leave my house for days.
Yeah.
More than one?
Yeah.
Explain to me how that works.
So you break up.
I don't know.
It sucks.
What do you mean?
I'm going to explain to you how I'm like super.
My heart was totally broken.
Like I'm jealous because I think if you can't feel the lows, you can't feel the highs, right?
Agree.
So that's why I'm jealous is you break up and then what happens to your body.
I've never lost my appetite because of an emotion in my life.
Have you ever go not eating?
One time I spent a lot of time just in the shower on the floor of the shower with the water running over me.
You sat in the shower?
And I would spend a lot of time there.
I would get out and then I'd go get back in.
And I would play a great day to be alive.
Try a shit, yeah.
To remind myself that it's a great day.
But now I hear that song.
It's one of my favorite songs.
But I instantly go back to the shower on the floor.
But yeah, that's one example.
When you check out of a devastation like that, because I have a story I'm going to read you.
But is it a gradual climb out or do you just go, okay, not devastated anymore, Pilgrim?
No, it's gradual.
Oh, it is?
And then the one after that was really, really hard.
I think it took me a very, very, very long time.
I cried a lot.
And then months had passed, like months.
And then I ran into him and I cried again in front of him.
You know, like that kind of stuff.
It was bad.
Well, the story says never break up with someone on an airplane.
Oh, well, yeah.
An airline passenger has been detained after attempting to smash a plane window at 30,000 feet after she got dumped.
Oh, I never wanted to smash anything.
The 29-year-old woman had been drinking heavily due to her boyfriend breaking up with her.
Footage shows a flight attendant's trying to comfort the crying woman,
who suddenly started hitting the cabin window until it cracked at 30,000 feet.
Oh, my goodness.
The plane had to make an emergency landing.
By the way, if I'm Googling, because we would all Google, we still will, if we're dating somebody, we Google them.
They've been on the local news, right?
If I Google and I'm dating this girl later on and I see that she got so upset, she cracked a plane window, that's probably a red flag to not hop in.
Would it be for you?
Yes.
So she could go to jail because you can't break a window.
We can't get emotional and break a window in an airplane.
If you would have been in an airplane suffering how you were starting.
Do you think you try to bust the window?
No.
I never was trying to...
No, I just was suffering from a broken heart.
Yeah.
I wasn't like angry or mad or wanting to punch things.
There was no rage, but there was just sadness.
Yeah.
Sucks.
I'm jealous.
I know.
Yeah, not because of the sadness, but because too hot...
You know, K. Ks spreads low, Ks, okay, spurtz...
Right.
I can appreciate that.
I know that my joys can be really amazing
because I also know my pains.
Hey, we just had a wonderful day raising money yesterday with our Pimpin Joy line.
And all of it was to raise money for Army Sergeant Christopher Biggs.
We're still trying to build them a house.
If there's something you want, go over to Bobbybones.com.
Click that link.
Get you a little something.
We don't keep any of the money.
I did see a couple messages from new listeners going, hey, I'd love to help,
but I don't want to buy anything with the word pimping in it.
We get it.
We had to make the decision a long time ago.
Do we want a term that people remember and resonates?
or do we want to play it safe
and we decided
we're going to go with the one that resonates
and boy does it ever
like we'll take that
and we understand
that some people don't want to have it on their shirt
but we don't see it bad
Pimp my ride
Pimp my bride
all the
all the two of them
What is it is Pimp my bride one
Wasn't that a show?
Oh I know about Pimp my ride
Pimp my wedding
No no
Pimp whatever
It's all about sharing joy
Yes yes we get it
We completely understand
And respect that
But yeah for us
get it wear it we don't keep we've never kept a scent from it it is just it is just about finding joy in yourself
and for others and we've been able to do so much with you guys and with it so bobby bones dot com it's still rolling
get you on in there maybe you haven't heard about this yet but christopher biggs he is a purple heart
recipient he was in iraq explosion loss his left leg because of it traumatic brain injury and i know
probably around noon or so we had raised over $50,000 that was just at noon and so we're rolling
Bobbybones.com. Anything you want to say, Amy, about that?
Yeah, no, we just appreciate the support. It means a lot. I mean, the sacrifices he made,
this is like a small way for us to say thank you to a veteran. And yeah, you get to wear it.
And when you put it on, Pimp and Joy is a reminder. Oh, yeah, I need to choose joy today and spread joy.
But also, it's a conversation starter. And if anybody asks you about it, you'd be like, yeah, this helped build a home for a hero.
And a home specially equipped for him.
Yeah, building homes for heroes, they design it specifically to fit the needs of the veterans that they're working with.
Hey, there is a show called Pimp My Bride, right, Mike?
Oh.
What was the other Pimpin show?
There was Pimp My Ride and there was Pimp My, type in Pimp My into Google.
It's it. Pimp my.
And pull that back.
Pimp My Reality Show.
We'll see. Pimp My Ride.
Okay.
Pimp my wheelchair.
Oh, cool.
Cool.
No, that's a YouTube sketch.
All right?
Pimp my
vault. I don't know.
Whatever. Whatever. We're going to do the pile in a second.
Hey, let me play this voicemail from
Alexander from California.
I'm currently serving at Electronic Attack Squadron 136
in Woodby Island, Washington.
Providing the Navy the nation needs.
I want to wish my father, John McKenzie.
Happy Father's Day. I love you, Dad.
Oh, nice. That is Navy Petty Officer Alexander from California.
On the voicemail, if you call,
leave a message for your dad.
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You can do Pimp My Diabetes.
Oh, show off your devices with style.
Maybe that's what I saw.
What?
Wow, I have not heard of that.
The Bob Bowl Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So I have good news.
If you're itching for some sports,
I have two different sports that are coming back,
but with no spectators.
Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
I saw that.
It's going to be going down over 4th of July weekend, so get pumped.
Also, the U.S. Open, the tennis tournament, it's going to happen in New York beginning on August 31st, but no fans.
The hot dog eaters are always crazy to me.
Who's the big guy?
Joey Chestnut.
Joey Chestnut, that's him.
The fact that they wet it and they can put so much in their belly.
I wonder if there's ever been a story about the bathroom after that.
Like what happens to them.
There has to be, right?
I'm just wonder if when you first start doing that, if like you're just in pain,
and do you train to stretch your belly?
It must come out.
Yeah.
If it doesn't, that's trouble.
I've been there.
All right, what else?
So Gwen Stefani is returning to The Voice.
So her return will join her up with Blake Shelton, her man.
Kelly Clarkson, John Legend.
Season 19 is kicking off this fall.
But the big news is that she's coming back.
They can pay off that house together.
They buy it.
Her and Blake got that house together.
A lot of folks are asking me about American Idol.
I have no idea if they're bringing me back to American Idol next year.
I get all those hits too.
And I don't want to give somebody an exclusive story on a website.
I don't know.
I don't know.
If they want me back, I assume we'll go back.
I'm doing this show on National Geographic now that rolls into taping of that.
But I don't know.
I have no knowledge.
I would think that they would be bringing you back.
Why not?
I don't know if they're doing auditions in cities, right?
You've got to think I work with those kids in all the cities.
so if they don't and they just do it, they may not need me.
No, I would say if stuff's done remotely, like, that's even...
We don't have to convince them.
I appreciate the effort Amy's doing here.
I would say there's even more of a need for a mentor
because there's that disconnection.
It's a good argument.
Yeah, huh?
I don't think the whole show will be done virtually,
but I don't know that they're going to travel a whole massive crew
like we've done to all these cities.
If you're new to this show, I've been the mentor on American Idol,
the in-house full-time mentor for the last three seasons.
And I'm getting hit up all the time.
Are you coming back?
I don't know.
If they want me back, they may not.
I would understand if they cut my salary because they're cutting money.
I don't want them to.
But they get a ton of promotion from the show, though.
So we'll see.
I'd love to go back, but we'll see what happens.
All right, what else?
So a YouTuber spent 24 hours following Mike Tyson's diet and workout routine.
Only 24 hours?
Yeah, I don't think you would want to do this for more than a day.
Oh, I was looking for like a total body transformation.
Okay, but what happens at 24 hours?
Oh, well, first of all, you have to wake up at 4 a.m.
and jog four miles, and that's just your first workout of the day.
Then you just have to eat a ton all day long, about 4,000 calories, including six bananas
backed back.
Mm.
Ugh.
It's hot.
Oh, and your banana snack, your six bananas, you also, it's a snack with a protein shake.
My problem with ever doing these diets where you've got to put on a lot of muscle, because I tried
this a couple times, you have to eat a whole lot because you're working out all the time.
And now I would do it.
I would eat a whole lot, but then I'd forget to work out all the time.
All part of those calories, is that like ice cream too?
No, no, no.
It's white rice, chicken breasts, sirloin steak, oatmeal, those kind of calories.
What did he say?
What was his end to this whole segment of the day?
He said, quote, I'm very sore.
My neck is super stiff, and I know I'm going to be feeling it for a few days after this.
Well, Mike Tyson's trying to fight again.
I know he's in his 50s, but he's trying to fight somebody again because he knows he'll make a bunch of monies.
So is there an age group?
Like, did they have, or it will be, it's a weight class thing, right?
Yeah, but it's also, you will fight and they will pay you in reflection of how people will watch you fight and pay for the fight.
It doesn't matter how big you are because if, let's say you were to get Justin Bieber to fight Tom Cruise, they're not fighters, really, and they're not in the age group, but a lot of people pay for that.
So they both be paid a lot of money for it.
Oh, remember that that was kind of a thing?
Yeah.
I think we made it a bigger thing than they did.
But yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Mike Tyson will fight because people will pay to watch him fight.
Right.
I know.
I'm just, I'm curious if he's going to be fighting some young, you know, 20-year-old and he's 50.
Possibly.
That'd be crazy.
I'll watch him fight whoever he fights.
But yeah, he's ripped, man.
Mike Tyson's 53 years old.
And I watch these videos of him still punching.
And it's like, wow.
Yeah, he's got it.
All right.
Is that it, Amy?
Yep, I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
something good.
So this 90-year-old woman got coronavirus at her assisted living place, but she lives there with her
90-year-old husband.
Well, he didn't get it.
So she had to go be away for like 14 days or whatever quarantine is, and they've been married
67 years.
Never spent time apart like that.
And if you're 90 and your wife heads out with, you know, coronavirus, you don't know if you're
going to see her again.
Well, after her quarantine was up, she had her walker, she made her way back into the nursing home, and he didn't know the staff kept it a surprise.
And then they had this big celebration party, and she rounded the corner and was there for him.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Well, it's also awesome that she was 90 and survived.
And beat coronavirus.
I can imagine her walking back into the place, not telling them.
All of a sudden, the music gets up.
I'm back, honey.
That'd be awesome.
He said, you look so wonderful, so beautiful.
Staying alive.
Yeah.
She got a little bit of the swagger going, but she's also staying alive at 90.
I can see it right now.
Yeah, me too, me too, me too.
All right, there you go.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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time now for the investigative morning corny
it's the one day of the week where we try to guess
what amy's morning corny is
all right here we go
the morning corny
what do spiders eat in Paris
minute 30 seconds go
parasites parasites
web it's got to be web something right
webb spiders spiders
In Charlott's web, legs, eight legs, croissants, croissants. Oh, croissants. Cresants. Cipers eat ants.
Why not? No. Chris. What would be a croissant or like a pastry, like a French pastry? What do you call those? Crapes.
A grape. A grape. The spider ape. The crepe.
One minute left. A croissant.
Fetters eat. French webs. French fries. French flies.
That's it. That's gotta be it. French
Come on!
That's it.
French flies.
French flies.
Amy, we're going to...
Hey, go ahead and put us in with French flies.
Come on.
All right.
The morning corny.
What do spiders eat in Paris?
You nailed it.
Come on.
What do spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
Yeah, there we is.
We did it, boys.
There you.
Nice job, good job.
You guys ready?
You guys ready?
Ready? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Nice job.
Ami, thank you for a wonderful.
We like them.
That was good.
They're good when we get them.
We're like, thank you for a wonderful joke, Amy.
Solid.
All right, here's a question she has.
Hey, Bobby.
Good morning to you.
I was calling, and I need some of guys.
I recently moved into a duplex,
and my neighbor and I share a wall.
But night, I can't sleep,
and I'm going crazy.
It snores so loud that I hear it in my bedroom.
I've rearranged my furniture, try and block the sound.
I like listen to the TV with a volume up, and I just, nothing to help.
I don't know what to do.
I've never met her, and I just really want some guidance on how to either soundproof my room
or approach the subject with her.
I don't know if that's something I should do.
So any help you guys can give me, I would really appreciate it.
Thanks.
I'll have a great day.
Boy, what a situation.
That's a tough one because it's not like she's conscious.
making noise. It's not like kids that are jumping around where you're like, hey, it's late. Would you mind?
Like, she doesn't even know probably how loud her snoring is. What would you say?
Move? Yeah, you don't know what you do.
I don't think you can move. I think it's a you thing that you have to fix because you really can't
go over to her and say, would you snore less or move your bed?
I just... Yeah, this is... You have to noise canceling headphones to watch television or to sleep.
Yep.
You know what? I think maybe people will like the answer to be go have a conversation with her, but what's that conversation?
I know, she's snoring. She's sleeping. Right. It's not, some people really can't help that at all.
Go over and be like, hey, I think you have sleep apnea. Maybe you should go to the doctor, recommend her to it.
I think the answer of that, though, is you have to go to her. No, you have to just figure it out yourself.
Because going to her does nothing. It's not anything she can change.
What would you say? That? Yeah. It's, I know, I feel really bad for her. That is.
such a lover. Yeah, that stinks. Thanks for putting that on us. Yeah. Good luck.
Yeah, I have some really great Bose noise-canceling headphones. Yeah, those are good.
That eliminate everything on an airplane. I'm sure it would work here too. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, today it's time for the international market challenge. And we all came in with foods that we found
at one of those international markets. Where to us, we go, ooh, people actually eat that. That's
crazy. And so I had to cook mine, and I'll go first because I have lunchbox. Oh, boy. And I went,
I looked around. There were a lot of options. So I went home with mine.
And I did a little olive oil on it.
It's a delicacy in Korea.
Oh, yes.
Come on.
It's a treat.
And so what I have here for a lunchbox to eat is in the International Market Challenge.
This is a pork uterus.
Oh!
What?
No way.
No.
No.
What?
Bobby, no.
No.
No.
I don't think that's legal.
I'm going to Google and make sure it's a real thing.
That is.
That is.
No.
It's legal.
Uh-uh. No, even a little tubware thing you have it in is, like, steaming.
Yeah, yeah, because I had to cook it, and then I cooked it this morning, too, a little bit, just to make sure.
Would you put some spices on there?
Just olive oil.
Oh, okay.
So what I have here is, it's pig uterus.
It's one of the variety of cuts of pork.
Oh, and it says, it does not suit everyone's taste as it smell can overpower the whole dish.
Oh, my God.
At least it's not the whole room.
Lunchbox, if you want to come on over here and have some.
Can we bring some water in here?
because I'm going to need something.
Oh my gosh.
For you, pig uterus.
Yes.
I don't.
Here, don't forget your fork.
This is, that looks like dog poop.
Let me see.
Is that dog poop?
It doesn't matter what it looks like.
It's pig uterus.
Lunchbox, you know it's not dog poop.
I don't know that.
Yes, you do.
I wouldn't bring that.
No, actually, if you look at it from a, no, if you look at it, like from a bird's
side down, aerial.
view, it looks like a sausage patty.
Just don't look at it from the side.
Our first dish, lunchbox, you sit in your chair.
Wait, I want to smell it.
You can be on camera.
I'm just trying to build up courage to get over there.
It smells amazing.
Thank you.
It smells like sausage.
I'm not lying.
That looks like a breakfast patty.
Now time for lunchbox to eat the pig uterus, the pork uterus.
Oh gosh.
He's putting the fork in it.
Lunchbox, lunch box, lunch box.
Lunchbox.
Lunch, wash, lunch.
Here we go.
Oh, he's got the knife and fork.
Oh wow.
It is like a sausage like a sausage patty.
Oh my gosh.
Here's lunchbox eating the pig.
The pig uterus.
And let's count them down.
Five, four, three, two, one.
There he goes, it's in his mouth.
What is it?
Is it chewy?
What does it taste like?
I don't even know.
It doesn't have a...
Oh my gosh.
gosh
It's chewing it
It's a lot of chewing a lot of chewing a lot of chewing
It's very chewy it's hard to get it? Do you like it? Oh, would you like some more?
Nope, I got a whole bunch more at the house. Are we allowed to use ketchup or something?
Mm-mm, I gotta eat it
ketchup
Oh
Oh, it's down
And there I is, he's down
What would you like to say?
Oh my gosh guys whenever you go to where is it from?
Korea
I would suggest do not order the pork uterus.
Don't do it.
Guys, that's so bad.
All right.
Eddie, you have me.
Okay, here we go, Bones.
Man, and I had a blast at this market.
There was a lot of good stuff to choose from.
But I went easy on you, dude.
I got you, my friend, which is a snack from China.
Jellyfish head.
Here we go.
Wait, what?
Jellyfish head?
That sounds not good.
There you go.
Open it up and then you're going to cook this.
How do you know it's all written in a different language?
Trust me.
It says instant.
It's packaged.
He said, trust me.
Hold on.
It says instant jellyfish.
That means you don't just eat it out of the package.
Read, read the ingredients.
It says that it's like in soy sauce or something.
So you're good.
No, it doesn't mean you're good.
Show me where it says that because it's all different language.
Hold on.
Steve says it's good.
It's like jerky.
It's like jerky?
It's like jerky.
Open it up.
Oh, yeah, it says it's usually served ice cold with a side of black vinegar for dipping.
Here you go, Bo.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, he's pouring it out.
Bobby, this is your idea.
That's enough.
Careful, don't get the liquid everywhere.
Okay, this is jellyfish head.
How do you?
This is terrible, man.
Oh, God.
You did it.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, my God.
Delicious?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So good.
Uh-uh.
You know what it feels like?
You ever take one of those little rubber balls from the machine that you put in the point in?
And you chew it?
The bouncy balls.
That's what it feels like.
But what does it taste like?
Chew it, bones?
Come on.
I might grow up.
It won't chew.
It won't?
Is it stinging at all?
Because I thought jellyfish it would sting your mouth.
Can you hear me to it?
It's crunchy.
Oh, it's not good, guys.
I got too big of a bite.
There's some soy sauce.
on there, do you want to add some to it?
Uh-uh.
I might throw up and I don't throw up.
Turn that music up for a minute right, though.
I'm going to need a minute to put this down.
Anybody we like to describe this?
Describe the jellyfish, what it looks like?
I got to squatter.
You want to describe it for our audience?
Well, when Bobby held it up, it looked like a little,
like if you were to chop up a chicken breast and then marinate it
and some soy sauce and you're going to pan-fry it,
it looked like a little piece of that.
But apparently it's a jelly.
fish head.
The picture made it look like it was beef jerky.
Is nothing like that much?
No.
Swallowed it.
Oh my god.
You swallowed it whole?
It was like a big pill.
Man, that was real bad.
It was really bad.
Sorry, man.
Some people don't like certain things because of texture.
Nobody can like that because the texture.
I thought I was going easy on you because I found a jar of mudfish, pickled mudfish, but I didn't get that.
That sounds good.
Alright.
We'll do one more.
Since Eddie Gate, we're just going to run the truck.
the trail back. Who got Eddie?
I got Eddie. All right.
Hill's going to bring it in and I'll just explain it.
Okay, go ahead.
All right, so it's from Taiwan. It's a delicacy there.
It's already cooks. You don't worry about it and they shell it and everything like that.
It actually might be decent tasting compared to these last two crappers.
It's a quail egg.
Okay. Oh, that's all right.
And there's a bunch of them in there. You just got to have one of them.
I love it.
And totally healthy. People love to eat them just like that.
Looks like one of those.
It's a hard-boiled little maybe.
like a little boiled egg, yes.
Yeah.
What country is this big in?
Taiwan.
Eddie, go ahead.
It didn't I?
What's like a tiny egg?
You know those like chocolate eggs?
It says it's just in water, so that's good.
It's not like in any kind of vinegar or whatever.
And I put it in the fridge a little bit.
I wanted to be that perfect temp for you so it's not all gross and warm.
Thank you, Ray.
I appreciate that.
All right, Eddie, hit it.
Should I open it to see what's in there?
Maybe there's like a chick.
Oh, can you imagine?
No, it's just yolk.
So it, dude, it straight up looks like a whole heart.
boiled egg. Okay. All right, here we go.
He's going to like it. He's going to come to work
tomorrow with another can of them.
Eddie?
It doesn't taste like anything.
It's just the texture is gross.
Yeah. But that's like an egg, right?
It's falling apart in my mouth. No.
It's not like a... I'll eat another one. It's not bad actually.
Eddie's hungry.
It doesn't taste like anything. I would think maybe you'd want it like in salt water
and have a little bit of taste, but it doesn't. It's not bad.
On the can, how much protein is in there?
It's a good question.
Yeah, it's actually very healthy for you.
It's just like an egg.
Okay, so we're doing the International Market Challenge.
We all were told to go to the international market and find something weird.
We have Amy still to eat.
Morgan, number two, still to eat, and Ramundo will eat next.
First, let me play a song.
I know.
It's a Bobby Bones Show.
Round two of the International Market Challenge.
Last week I said, hey, go out to one of these international markets,
buy something that you would think we'd never eat, but other folks do.
Then let's bring it in.
So I was brought jellyfish head, and it was disgusting.
I ate it, though. Lunchbox ate pig uterus. I brought that.
Gross. Disgusting.
Eddie got quail eggs? Not bad. If I saw it in a menu, I'd order it.
Me too, I was thinking about that.
If it's a real southern restaurant, I'd be like, God, it's cool.
Up next is Amy.
Amy, you're going to eat. Who got Amy? Morgan number two got Amy?
Yeah, I got her.
All right, what did you get Amy to eat from the international market?
So mine is Korean, and they kind of look like fried onions, but they aren't. It's dried squid.
How do you feel about dried squid, Amy?
It's packaged out nice.
I like calamari.
Okay, let's let her rip.
Let's see if it's any good.
The package is nice.
Yeah, it looks pretty.
Let me smell it.
Is it stink?
Is it bad?
Oh, rotten?
That's terrible.
Oh, man.
When I bought it, the guy said that a lot of Americans come in there to buy this specifically.
So I don't know if this is something we like to try.
smell like calamari?
Um,
mm.
Alright, rip it up.
Okay, how much do I eat?
Oh, I don't like touching it.
Oh, that wasn't the plastic bag?
I don't like touching it.
I thought that was the plastic bag.
That's the actual calamari.
That's it.
I don't like touching it.
Like a big leg chew.
Oh, yeah, a pinch.
A pinch.
Yeah, a pinch.
Yeah, do the pinch, Amy.
Get that pinch in there, Amy.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
There she goes.
There's going after it.
Big chew.
It doesn't break.
Okay, there we go. Is that good? Go for it.
Oh boy.
There's she's got a pinch like big league chew. The gum.
Go ahead, let her rip.
She said a prayer.
We're all gonna get so sick.
We're tomorrow, we're holding our guts.
All right, she's cramming in her mouth.
How is that?
Does it taste like anything?
Are you crying?
Is it good?
I think she's crying.
Okay.
Okay, Stephen here's saying that that actually tastes very good.
He thinks she's being dramatic.
Amy, no.
What did he say?
He said it was good.
He said it's a sweet type taste.
I wanted to be over.
He said it's sweet.
And very delicious.
No.
No.
Okay.
This is the only segment where Amy said few words.
Ever in the history of Amy.
Are you good?
Yeah.
You give it a thumbs down?
Yep.
Okay.
Next up is Morgan number two.
You need to eat yours?
Yeah, I do.
What was brought to Morgan number two?
Oh, I got her.
This is from China.
From China.
Yeah, and these are 100-year-old eggs.
100-year-old eggs.
They're called century eggs.
And the thing is, I go in there.
And with Morgan number two,
I don't know if something's considered meat or not,
and she doesn't eat meat.
So I found these.
And I was like 100-year-old eggs.
They're preserved in clay.
Are you supposed to eat them or show them off in your trophy case?
No, it's a delicacy.
Clay?
Is clay?
Is clay?
No, I was like $15.
Oh my gosh, wow. This is like eating dirt?
Wait, so, Morgan, do you eat eggs?
Yeah, I do. I'm not vegan.
That's how I went the safe route because I didn't know what certain things were if that's considered meat and I didn't want to mess with something.
What animal is that?
Duck. Duck. Ducks.
Okay, 100 year old duck eggs.
It says right there on the box lunch.
Because it 100 years, man, things change.
Yeah, so those have been in.
So it's like moldy.
Time's changing.
Wow.
It's really sticky.
And it smells like a rotten egg.
All right, here we go.
Morgan will now eat a 100-year-old duck egg.
Okay, so...
It looks jellied, huh?
It's like a jellied egg.
Are we sure this is a duck egg?
I just bought it from the store.
It says duck egg.
I'm just going to get a little bit of the shell off,
and I'll just take a bite out of it.
Here we go.
And she's in.
She's chewing it.
It's so salty.
It's so salty.
Probably have to preserve it.
It's a few years old.
Oh, she's like she's going to throw up.
Don't be the one.
Don't be the one, Morgan.
And that's just the egg white or whatever color it is.
Make an omelet out there?
Oh, down.
There she is.
Knocked it down.
One more to go.
Ray Mundo, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
The International Market Challenge.
Amy's got you.
Amy, what do you have for Ramundo?
Oh, I have fried sardines.
Sounds good.
country.
It sounds like from
New England.
And he goes, I have pizza from Italy.
And we're like,
that's awesome.
No.
I mean, fried sardines
sounds pretty good.
I have these potato sticks from
France. French fries.
Whoa.
Something just popped.
She just dropped to on the floor.
Oh, well, there you go. There's
with fried sardines.
I got it.
Give it to me.
I want to see it.
All right.
All right, Amy's and Raimundo.
room. I'm just doing this quick and get it over
this. Yeah, please. Ray,
is that smelling it?
It honestly, it smells just like tuna. Okay,
let it rip. In his mouth?
It's actually really good.
Eat another one, Ray. Eat another one.
Fried sardines with chili,
$3. I recommend it, honestly.
Okay. There you go.
It tastes like chicken.
Ray loves his.
Ray and Eddie.
It tastes like chicken. All right, well, there we go.
Thank you all for participating in the
International Food Challenge. You all did a great job.
Thank you. Some better than others. Mine was really bad.
I dare you to just eat mine for fun.
No, that's not fun.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Tell me something good.
Little Nicholas, he's just six years old and during quarantine, he got a little bored.
So he started making craft airplanes out of popsicle sticks, little clothes pins and bottle caps.
And they're pretty cool.
And his little brother, he's got a little baby brother who,
would just keep stealing him. He said, you know what? I'm just going to make him one.
Well, when he made two of them, he's like, well, why don't I just make a bunch, start a business,
and I'll call it creations by Nicholas, and you can go online and buy a little craft airplane,
a little kit that you can make yourself. How old is he? Six years old. Okay.
And on top of that, he said, any child that's been directly affected by the coronavirus can get a free kid.
So he's been helping out a bunch of kids that have gotten coronavirus as well.
I'm looking at it here.
Huh.
Maybe a little too tough for me to put together.
I mean, they're not like super cool planes, but I mean, they fly and they're made out of popsicle sticks.
No, I mean, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I wouldn't be able to make this.
No chance.
And this kid's six years old.
Yeah, and probably making a little money and helping kids.
Yeah.
Look at that guy.
Raymond, does that make you sad?
A guy that wanted everything to be on Shark Tank and then this kid nails some kind of business out of nowhere?
That props to him.
Good job.
That's all you got to do.
You got to start the thing.
I mean, everybody can have ideas, but you actually have to start doing it.
Remember when Barbara Corcoran came on and Ray had his time to pitch and you never heard back from her, huh?
No, she wants me to get more money and she says I got to prove like every weekly customers that I have before she would ever be interested.
I guess they do go on that show and they're like, well, what do you have right now?
What are your customers?
We gave you the shot though.
You had a shot.
Listen to this.
In the last six months, you had a shot to go and pitch in front of Barbara Corcoran and the producer for Big Brother.
And you bomb both of them.
I did them both though.
Props to me.
You did them because I brought them.
because I brought them to you.
And nothing happened.
Did you say props to me?
You did them because I said,
here, I'm going to find them for you,
and then you bombed both of them.
I made a pitch.
You did make a pitch.
All right, but this kid, though, good for him.
Yeah, little Nicholas.
Little Nicholas.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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You should put the toilet seat down before you.
you flush because first of all that stuff goes up into the air and gets any toothbrushes
and stuff. But now they're saying that Corona could be in that and get all over your sink
and you touch it and you get it. But I was very put it down before you flush anyway because as
soon as they say that stuff gets out and hits your toothbrush, I ain't trying to brush my teeth
poop. Not anymore. You used to back in the day. That's what I was known for.
Not anymore though. No, not anymore. You move past that.
Walmart's looking to remove all cashiers from stores. All? They're testing it in Arkansas.
Walmart is testing a store that will only offer self-checkout,
which, by the way, Arkansas's where Walmart is.
Yeah, that's why they're testing it there.
The retailer is removing cashiers and standard conveyor belt lines
at one of its most popular superstores in Fayetteville.
Walmart says it's an attempt to see if checkout times that are faster
while limiting human interaction.
There's still got to be that person, though,
that when I can't figure out how to ring up broccoli can walk over and ring up the broccoli.
Yeah, because that's what slows me down.
Because I'm pretty good at 88% of that stuff.
If it has a barcode.
Find it.
Sometimes so you can't find the barcode.
and you're like, where in the world?
You're looking under it.
But then there's always that one piece of fruit
or something that doesn't have a barcode
that you're supposed to see a number
and type in the number.
As long as they have the people,
I think this would be a pretty good idea.
One person to watch over like eight of them.
They've got the little desk
and they're back behind them.
Oh man, this is going to be a thing
with like our grandkids.
Remember when we used to have people actually check us out?
Workers will still be available to help customers
who have trouble.
That'd be me.
Yeah.
Every time I have trouble with
Something, though. It's just only a little bit. But that, if I have trouble, that will take me 10 minutes to ring through one thing.
Oh, yeah. I could have already been out of there. But like Amazon, the Amazon stores in Seattle, you don't need to ring them up. You just put it in your basket and they know when you leave.
Crazy. Like that's legit. Oh, wow. What? Yeah.
That's crazy. Yeah. I never, I didn't know that. It's like a year ago.
Yeah. Wow. I need to go there. So they're going to test this store, this Walmart store. And if, if, if you're, it's a lot of, this Walmart store. And if, if, it's, it's a year ago. And if. It's, it's, it's a lot. It's store. It's store. It's
If it works, and most people can figure it out or they can help,
they're going to launch more stores like that.
The NBA's having the bubble where all the players are staying to play basketball.
You know about this in Orlando?
Yeah.
You don't know about this?
No, I do know about it.
So they're going to have, they're starting to say what's going to be in the bubble.
DJs, video games, VIP treatment.
Like, they've got to make sure that they can keep all the players stimulated
because they're going to be in there from the end of July.
Yeah, that's where they live.
Until October, if they continue to play.
So, yeah, the season's going to pick up next month in Orlando.
The Disney World bubble.
Ping pong, movies, barbers, billiards, the whole BIPP treatment.
But remember, even like the barbers, they got to be quarantined.
Right.
I assume everybody stays in the bubble.
Yeah, you can't leave.
Yeah.
Right.
The details on the living arrangements are trickling out courtesy of Shams Shorani.
I don't know who that is.
But they'll have their own places to go eat.
I'd like to see basketball, but it's going to be tough.
Like I'm watching, I saw that Texas, the Longhorns had five guys test positive for Corona.
Basketball or football?
Football.
You're seeing a lot of schools.
Alabama had six.
Arkansas had a couple at one point.
If that happens while all the teams are together practicing,
what's going to happen?
You know?
And then what if, again, with concussions back in the day,
you get a concussion, but you wouldn't tell anybody you keep playing.
If you're the star quarterback and you have corona
and you test yourself, do you just hide from tests?
No way.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying you should.
I'm just asking.
You also shouldn't do that with concussion.
When you throw that ball and somebody else catches it,
Boom. They just got coronavirus.
I don't know that it works exactly like that.
No, because your germs are all over that ball and your sweat and your spit.
I bet.
7-11 is canceled Free Slurpy Day for the first time, too.
Not to bring you down.
Lunchbox, who'd you call?
Dairy Queen.
We were talking about brain freezes the other day, so I thought, oh, I'll call Dairy Queen.
Act like I ate a Blizzard too fast and see if they know the remedy for a brain freeze.
You're calling Derry Queen?
My name is a B.
How many will you help you?
Oh, man.
How you doing?
I just came through the drive-thru, and I got a little.
an Oreo blizzard, right? And I ate it and now I have a headache. Like, ugh. How do I make it stop?
Bight your tongue. Bipe my tongue.
Oh, I put my tongue. So like this. Do like this.
And this goes like a hiller. Biting my tongue didn't work. What do I do?
I don't know on that one. Now I got a, I got a hole in my tongue now. What do I do? I bit my
tongue like you said. Oh, man, this is bad. This is some pain, man.
You know how to kill a brain, please?
Here, I'm going to hand you over to my coworker and .
All right, so he's now he's handing him over to the manager.
That's great.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hi, I, ah.
I just bought an Oreo Blizzard and my head really hurts.
How do I make it stop?
Like, that guy told me to bite my tongue, and I bit my tongue, and it didn't work.
Now my tongue's just bleeding.
Um, I don't know what to tell you then.
Oh, what would you?
One one, I guess.
Oh, that's what I should do?
Yeah.
It's not funny, guys
It's not funny
It's not funny
I hear you laughing
It's not funny
I am sorry
I don't know
What else to tell you sir
But I have to get back to work
All right so no help there
Here's a second one
Lunchbox calling a Dairy Queen
Saying he has a brain freeze
Here we go
Derry Queen
How am I help you today
Yes I just came through there
And I got a Snickers blizzard
And ah
I got a headache now
And I don't know how to make a
stop. Yeah.
So what? Are you allergic to peanuts or something?
No, no, no, no. I love peanuts. Like I eat peanut butter and peanuts all the time.
I eat Snickers, but I got a Snickers blizzard in my head.
Ah, man, that hurts.
Oh.
I'm sorry. Did you eat it too fast?
Huh.
Like, what do I do? What do I do? Help me. This is all my problem.
I don't know. Brain freeze. I don't know what to try massaging your temples. I don't know.
massage my temples.
Ooh.
I try that.
Okay, okay.
It's not working.
I'm working.
What's next?
Everything sounds almost erotic.
Almost erotic.
I don't know.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Yeah, yeah.
My brain, like, my head hurts.
Like, you're saying a brain freeze.
You know what I mean?
Like, but my brain seems to be working because I'm talking and thinking, but it hurts.
It hurts.
Yeah.
It's going to hurt for a little bit.
Oh, man.
How much longer, though?
Like, are we talking days?
Well, no.
Probably another five, ten minutes.
Like, I was like, they'll know what to do.
I bought it from them.
They'll know how to solve my problem.
Oh, I think I'm going to cry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, is there anything else I need to help you with?
Because I got to get back to work.
Yeah, my head hurts.
These poor people, just trying to work.
All right, that's funny.
Nice job.
There he is.
Back at it again.
Lunchbox calling.
A big shout out to Dary Queen, by the way, for putting up with us.
Yeah.
I know.
Now I want a blizzard.
We mentioned on the show yesterday that flights aren't going to allow alcohol anymore.
You're flying somewhere.
There's no drinks.
No alcoholic drinks.
And so we talked about it with Ray a little bit where it was like,
your bachelor party's having in Vegas, what are you going to do? You're going to take your own?
Or are you just going to go without until you get there?
I think you can give up drinking for a three-hour flight. I think you have a problem if you have to
drink the whole flight. Well, can't you buy little bottles in the airport, though? And that's what people
do. Okay. Yeah. So, but you're okay, not drinking for three hours. Yeah, it's just tough to get a
mixed drink because they're not making them for you. But yes, you can shoot down a little airport
bottle. What are you guys going to do when you get to Vegas? Because that's all still alcohol up,
right? Oh, of course. I don't believe
they're going to be handing out as many drinks as they
typically are, but yes, everything's
fine and good to go. What's happening with your update?
So, uh, ended up having
something pretty big happened. The best man
who rented the penthouse
and he was all set to go,
uh, he, uh, he canceled.
Oh, dang. Wait, what do you mean?
So, yeah, so he, uh, he just had some stuff
come up and he said, can't come to Vegas.
And I, I get that. You can't
have all these dudes from across the country
commit to four days. They have
lives and families and all kinds of stuff. So it's understandable.
We're going to get crap face for four hours in Vegas. If you're not able to make it,
it's okay. You mean four days. What I say? Four hours.
He's already crap faced. So is it disappointing to you that your best man's not coming?
Yeah, I mean, it first was Eddie, you, best man's out, and then I had a nightmare the other night
that lunchbox, his wife told him at the last second he couldn't go. We still have seven strong,
though, which I'm fine with. That's a good group. What's happened with the penthouse?
Was he paying for it?
Yeah, he was dropping the whole thing, and he asked you want me to cancel it.
And I said, yeah, definitely cancel that if you're not coming.
So it's canceled.
He didn't want to cover it anyway?
Absolutely.
I would never let him do that.
As a gift?
That's too much.
Way too much.
But yeah, that would, I mean, right now that was a devastating blow.
But I think as long as we got our solid group of guys, let's go have some fun.
Let's make the most of it, man.
Are you guys all standing in the same room?
No, very close to each other, though.
We're all in the MGM.
Are you even in seven different rooms?
Yeah, everybody wanted a king, balcony, and just kind of spread out a little bit.
And we meet up, convened during the day, and then go do your own thing at night,
sleeping your beds, get a good sleep.
Okay.
And you feel okay about this?
I mean, ideally we wanted the pool table, but where we could all congregate and laugh and tell stories,
but maybe we'll just find a different location for that.
Heck, that's a week from today.
Yeah.
You guys are leaving a week from today.
Yep.
And it's not scaring you how COVID is going up in all these states, like crazy.
Ask those people that it's going up in those states, are you guys wearing masks?
Because we're going to be wearing masks.
Every single one of us, I got the whole package out there, a 24 pack.
If those aren't going to last us, then something's wrong.
Are they like monogrammed, do they anything cool?
Like, Bayes, ball and chain or anything?
I mean, we're talking about dudes trying to organize that.
There's no way they called ahead and went to like zazzle.com and got that hooked up.
All right.
Well, sorry, your best man backed out.
I know.
Everything in the wedding still going forward.
As far as I know, Bay is not backed out, so she's sticking with it.
All right.
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so is mine.
Because earlier we did the International Market Challenge
and we ate foods from different countries
and I had a jellyfish head.
And I'll tell you,
it didn't taste good, but I'm feeling not great about it right now.
Yeah, same with my quail eggs.
Like, my tongue was fine with it when I took them down.
Now my stomach's not having it.
Amy, anything going on today?
Still just prepping for my big move.
Yeah?
Yeah, what about you?
I'm doing a show virtually with the USO,
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They're sending over an engineer to design a studio,
like a new studio for the house.
got a podcast I'm doing on Matt Jones's podcast.
So I'm going to be guessing his podcast.
Eddie and I are going to play golf today.
Yes, yes, yes.
Get a political call with a guy.
Pretty, pretty good.
Like political.
With a guy?
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For you?
Yeah, they want me to run for Governor of Arkansas.
Right?
It's two and a half years away.
That's what it is.
That's crazy.
So it's just, it's just
way preliminary conversations.
So it's just a call.
Just a call.
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Just a call with a guy.
All right, that's what's up.
That's it.
Thank you, guys.
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Appreciate you.
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