The Bobby Bones Show - Is A Listener Becoming A Member of the Show? & Why Lunchbox May Leave

Episode Date: June 21, 2017

Starbucks Steven back on the phone, Lunchbox's reason for leaving the show and Bobby explains his disciplined life Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We are back for another day. Good morning, studio. Morning. Hey, by the way, before we get going today, because I do feel like we have a lot to talk about, I want to say, what's the deal with Lunchbox and Eddie, and Eddie, like, wanted to see pictures of Lunchbox. His mom online all over. Okay.

I don't know. I posted a picture of my dad just saying, happy Father's Day, my dad's the best dad ever, blah, blah, blah. You go down through the comments, and Eddie goes, hey, post-pitchie. you're your mom. I saw that. Like, I'm like, and I remember once on the dance party, Eddie was talking about how hot your mom was. No, no. Tell the backstory.

I don't remember. You were trying to get me to say Stacy's mom and you go, Eddie, whose mom is hot? And I said, lunchboxes? No, it wasn't a question. It wasn't a question. You said lunchboxes mom. You're right. There was no question mark. I was not even leading Eddie to your mom lunchbox. Right. He went there on his own. I was playing

Stacy's mom. And I was like, Eddie, whose mom's hot? And he goes, lunchboxes. We're like, what? And then since then I've gotten texts from Lunchbox's mom. It's been a joke. Oh, yeah. You're texting me? She's texting you on the DL?

She's texting you on the DL. She texted me. She's like, it's your favorite girl. No way. No way. I got so nervous I showed my wife. I'm like, look, I promise. I don't know who this is.

Lunchbox's mom has been dirty texting you. Dirty text. Yes. And Eddie, like, oh, whoa, whoa, you're not denying it. I don't know who my mom texts. I don't have her phone. She's texting me, dude. But one time she did.

How awkward. She Face timed me. And I was here at work, and Eddie goes, here, let me talk to her. Hey, how you doing? And he's like trying to get on FaceTime with her. Like, dude, what is, when are you going to get off my mom? Okay, I'm just joking. Your mom's cool.

Yeah. I'm just joking. Yeah. That's awkward. Dude, she texts me like legit. Yeah. It's pretty funny. Do you guys send pictures?

No, no pictures. We keep it clean. That's not what you meant, right? I just mean generally. Oh, no, no, no, no pictures, dude. we just say what's up. All right, let's get off the moms, all right? Recognizing people, doing cool things.

It's ICU. You may have seen this. A baby was born on a flight, in the middle of the flight, and the baby's now getting free airfare for life. 35,000 feet. That's so awesome. It is, but what about the moms had the baby? Like, how far along was she?

I don't have those details. I'm just wondering if you're nine months pregnant. Shouldn't fly. Unless it's an absolute digers. circumstance. I want to know the back story. I think it's cool the babies get in free airline for his life. He's not even going to appreciate that until years later. Probably like 15 years old. I wouldn't even tell until he's 15. Well, but the parents will appreciate it too if they've got to take a family trip. They're like,

our son flies for free. Yeah, by the way, we just headed this. The mother wanted a premature labor. Again, they won't say how many months she was, but she was premature labor. A quick action of the crew and a trained paramedic on board. The baby was born on a Boeing 737 in the So awesome. And free flights. There you go. I see you to that airline. That's good.

I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Phoenix fire crews are seeing dozens of heat-related emergencies, including heat stroke. The city has opened dozens of cooling centers around the city to help people cool down. In other news, at least 10 people experienced turbulence-related injuries during a united flight. The plane was going from Panama City, Panama, to heat.

Houston, those injuries luckily are pretty minor. And finally, five days until we find out if Bobby made it into the Radio Hall of Fame announcement is Monday. Hey, Raymond, our producer. Stop doing me in the news on the Radio Hall of Fame. That's a big story. It's not either. First of all, it's over.

There are big stories. I'm listening to the news. And he's like, it's only four days until we find out. Like, one, I'm not going to win. Two, it's not a story. Like, there's a ton of stories. The planes in Phoenix that couldn't lift off yesterday because it was too hot. Do you guys see that?

Yeah, crazy. There was a special election in Georgia last night. There are real-life news stories. I try to avoid big-time politics, stuff. It's not political if you just give a... Like, the most expensive campaign in history. Anything. For the Senate.

Not Bobby's, whatever. Yeah. Well, you know what, though? It's not a new thing. news story. We find out in four days. I know, I'm not saying I'm moving on past it being a news story. I'm focusing on the fact that you're like, I'm not going to win anyway. I just

have this weird feeling. I have under good consideration I didn't win. So I have your feeling. Dang. Really? Yeah. Oh, man, my gut is wrong. Well, we'll see. But we'll know Monday. But yeah. I went to bed last night thinking, he could win this. It's not a story. I don't talk about it. Why do we keep,

we've been, this is 45 seconds now. Oh. And I was up really late last night. So. So you're cranky. Or I'm super fun. Oh. I choose fun.

Yeah, me too. Wrong answer. Cranky it is. Oh, great. So last night, Lindsay L. Lindsay, that she referred to on the show, my girlfriend. She led the house band on Jimmy Kimmel. So I know Eddie stayed up.

I did. I loved it. It's so cool to see her on TV, man. I stayed up. Amy? I did not. Cool. Oh, what?

What? That's not bad of me? I thought if Eddie did, at least Amy was. She's my friend. So I'm like, I've got to see my friend. Oh, don't play that card. Oh, I mean, but I've known her for a long time. Yeah, me too.

I'm super excited for her, but I didn't stay up. Sorry. So, oh, that's all right. I'm sorry, Lindsay. It was pretty cool to see her on TV, though. So cool. Like, if she would play in and out of break, sometimes it wouldn't be that long,

but that camera would be right up on her. Yeah. And like, yeah, it was cool. So I stayed out. I was probably until 12 o'clock. And then she was on Westco, she didn't see it yet. So I was having to, like, send her videos of her.

That's funny. What'd you think about it, Amy? I didn't see it. Oh, Amy. Oh, stop making me feel bad. Damn. Damn. I try to stay rested for the show. No, when I was giving that excuse yesterday, you were like, that is not a valid excuse.

Because that's your girlfriend. You just said it wasn't a valid excuse, though. Because you date her. I don't date her. Oh. You guys, I don't know if you knew this, but she's not my girlfriend. What friends are for? Keep smiling.

Okay, keep shining. Good times and bad times. Yep. Wednesday's positivity We try to be positive All show But this is the one time When you turn your radio on

You know you're going to get us going around the room Sharing things that make us smile It's called Tell me something good An elderly woman was chatting With another shopper at a public Which is a grocery store in different parts of the country And so they were in Florida And a man stole her wallet

From her open purse The 91-year-old woman had her food stamps inside the wallet, she cannot pay for her groceries. So when the police department arrived, because there had been a robbery, she said, I don't know what I'm going to do. So the police officer's like, I got it. He paid for all the groceries. Wow.

And he was like, I'll just go. We're going to try to find your wallet. But we're going to pay for your groceries. And he had her address. I went and dropped off some gift cards and stuff too. Oh, I love when they do that. Yep. And you know what?

Probably not going to get a wallet or a purse back. No. Because you just don't get that stuff back. But they went above and beyond. Above and beyond. Absolutely. Amy, what do you have? Well, this is pretty cool. After years on the job, one lucky dog at the retirement party of a lifetime.

He's an airport service dog. And he's assigned to a particular officer there. And it was time for the dog to retire. And so instead of just being like, okay, peace out, dog. They invited all of the dog's furry friends. And they had a retirement party at the airport. I always wonder how dogs feel about parties. Well, listen, I think- I wonder if dogs are annoyed by parties. It was also for the humans, too, because Eddie, shout out, was the dogs, you know, officer and he said In darkness she's my eyes. She's my sister my protection. When lonely she lets me know that I'm not alone.

Is it a sonnet? Wow. That's a quote from Eddie. Oh wow. Not me. Lunchbox. Logan Ryan plays for the Tennessee Titans. He's about to get married to his bride Ashley so they're doing their wedding photos and they meet this stray dog. They're like man these dogs are just wandering the streets. So instead of gifts they told all their guests that donate to South Paul's

It's like a rescue organization to help the little doggies. Love it. There we go. Now we get a sound effect, we know. It's complete. It's complete. Yeah, there it is. Let's go.

Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Today's the first day of summer. That's cool. Yeah. Although it hasn't been like super hot or anything here where we are. It's occasionally a little bit of a lot of summer. I like that.

It's summertime. Eddie, you have two kids. Does it already feel like summer because they've been out of school? Oh, yeah. I mean, every time I get home, They're home, so it kind of makes it like, just a little different for my schedule. Are you staying at work longer? Like, really?

Because your house is full? If I do stay at work longer, it's because I need to get work done here because when I get home, it's not going to happen. That's true. That's it. But a little bit do you stay here because your house is kind of a mess right now? Just a little bit. Like, okay, maybe a little bit.

Just a little bit? Maybe a little bit. Yeah, we knew it. We knew it. Don't worry. Jerks. Bobby Boneshack. Here we go.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. 30 second skinny. So here's something about Dirk Smithly you may not know. He loves to dress in disguise and perform with a group called the Bolo Boys Bluegrass Band. It's usually done a few hours before his concert. He comes out later as if it never happened. And he did it again most recently this weekend in West Palm Beach. I didn't know this is a secret.

I was with Dirk's probably a week and a half ago. Yeah. Not to name drop, but it was me, Garth and Dirk's. Oh, we were talking. Chilling. Just hanging out. Yeah, like people do. No big deal.

And he was talking about how. they put on disguises and go play bluegrass and only a few people near the end of it realize it's him. Yeah. And he just likes to play that music. And so he goes out and is the secret opener for his show. And I thought it was a known thing. I don't think he really addresses it. And then Garth laughed. Just so in case you wonder,

Garth was there and he laughed. Okay, cool, cool, cool. So OJ Simpson has a parole hearing next month, but until then, he's got it pretty good. A former prison guard says that he's treated like a celebrity for sure. He gets a cut in line. He coaches football. He has a TV in his cell and the prison guard says that his favorite TV show is keeping up with Kardashians. Better life than I do sometimes.

And also, as Chloe, his daughter, that's like the big rumor. Oh, yeah, that's right. Maybe that's why I watch it. And if you watched the OJ Made in America, you saw how close him and Kim and all of them were. Yeah. Okay, I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bone Show.

Boney up the day. This story comes to us from New York City, New York. A 54-year-old man was out with his friends when he needed some of medical attention so they call EMTs, they put him in the ambulance, they're driving them to the hospital. He decides, you know what, I don't need to go to the hospital, jumps up, jumps out of the moving ambulance, breaks his leg. Now he's suing the city of New York because he was allowed to get out of the ambulance.

Wow. So many things about this story. One, the fact that lunchbox can't say the word ambulance and if we don't address it, our listeners would be like, why is he not saying ambulance? He just can't. He says the word. Ambulance. Since he was good talk, I guess.

Two, here are these paramedics that are rushing all over town, trying to help people, and they get some knucklehead here, who's not even hurt. Three, he decides to jump out, which is, by the way, it's crazy. Think of your paramedics, I'm going to try to jump out of there. You try to restrain them and hold them back. And now he's going to sue? I'm assuming, is he? He's a he? This is a stupid guy thing.

Yeah. Breaks his leg, and now he's going to sue. And he probably has grounds. What grounds? The fact that they weren't locked in, because what if somebody was. somebody like went into some sort of convulsion and jumped out and it wasn't locked. They could hurt themselves. But it's a stupid thing, but you just supposed to judge could go, Judge Common Sense,

come in and I would go, no money for you. But that's not the case. I bet you this dude wins some money. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Because what if someone's like freaking out? They wake up and they're not in their right mind and they're freaking out and they bust out and jump out the door.

Yeah. I see that, but he jumped out. Like, he voluntarily jumped out of the moving ambulance. I know. Sometimes life ain't fair. And he's going to have millions and you're not. Millions. Nah.

Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Last night, Karen from Little Bigtown came over to the house and we did a Bobbycast. I got a girl crush. And you can listen to it if you search Bobbycast on iTunes or IHartRadio. But the thing to me, because we talked for an hour and a half, and it went long, but it was just we have a good talk. That at first, it was her and Kimberly and Joe Don from Rascal Flat.

No. What? Yes. It was? What were they called? They didn't have a name yet, but they were just playing. And all of a sudden, he wanted to go be in a band with these other people, and Dave went away. And all of it.

And all of it was like, boom, Rascal Flats. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. They used to play at this a bar and like... Those three? Joe, they were kind of a group. And then Gary was just the guy singing around town. And then Gary and Jay are cousins.

And Jay was like to play with himself. But it was the whole thing. I love it. They weren't even a little big town. They were just a singing group. And Joe Don was... Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was crazy. All the stories that were coming out. And we talked about stuff. She was like, I was talking about this in 15 years. Wow. So, yeah, she started with the house for like two hours. I'm going to listen to this one. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Dirk doesn't show up halfway through it. Oh, yeah. I've listened to all the show ones, Mike D. The show ones you were in. No. We have this humongous table. Huge.

And it's shaped like a guitar. fit out the door because it was built in the room. We've been trying to get rid of it for a year. But everybody signed it up from George Strait to Luke Bryan, but it's huge. We can't fit it out the door. And so I suggest we use the app I used yesterday. It's not a commercial. It's called Tackle, T-A-K-L. Because what happened was they had a new microwave. And I was like, I got to find a drill. I guess I do so much handiwork around the house. I lost the drill. Oh, yeah. You misplaced it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And so I read about this app, T-A-K-L. And it's, there's a handyman nearby and it's like Uber and you take a picture of what it is and they come and they

fix it. So that is crazy. The guy drove right over and because my microwave burnt out. So it's like bomb dancing. Got it. Put it up. Clugged it in and then go. And then he left. And they left. And you pay through it through the app? T-A-K-L. Right. T-A-K-K- Yeah. We should tackle at this thing. I bet you somebody could come up at the studio. That's awesome. What are they going to do? Saw it in half? No, probably. No, they're screwed. Dude, we don't have a power drill up here. Oh, okay. Why didn't you bring yours? Your power drill.

I guess I lost it doing all my handiwork. And the guy went home with it after he was done. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Man, I need that app. That's amazing. Yeah, it is.

There's dad. Husband will be annoyed. Unless he's not there. That's true. Like, I wasn't annoyed. My husband's not there. Oh. Although I should be.

He likes to try to fix things on his own. Your husband? Yeah. Yeah, I don't have a husband. He's one of those. My dog. So, Tats a cool app, T-A-K-L. Yeah.

Also. I do this guy I do sponsorships with them now they're not paying me to say this but this wag walker app is like for dog walking it's like Uber what happens is if you're like

I can't get home you hit the it just starts wag and they know where you are and they're all vetted walkers and I have it set up where I have a lockbox and so they just go up and go boop they get the key

at lockbox and go into the house and they walk your dog and they GPS the whole time they hit when your dog uses the bathroom they send you an alert like a poop alert a P alert they take pictures the whole time. It's called Wagwalker.

And so... We're just in this day of age where, like, one app gets everything done for us. You can even order someone to your house to give you a massage. I don't know the name of the app. But it's like Uber. I don't know. Craigslist.

No, it's not Craigslist. But it's an app just like Uber or just like Tackle or just like Wag where you basically someone comes to your house and they give you massage and they leave. Do you have to exchange names? I don't think so. I don't know.

I can't be totally anonymous. That's crazy. Yeah. If you go over to my Instagram on my Insta story, Mr. Bobby Bones, you can see us trying to get this humongous table out. Ray, do we need to try tackle this thing or no? You want to try it? Just to show you guys it works?

Yes. The segment's called Time Marches On. Because we get older. And we notice we're getting older and we go, dang, time marches on. Over to our video producer Eddie, time marches on, Eddie. Yeah, yesterday I was on my way home, and on the side of the road there was a garden flower sale, everything 50% off, and guess who got excited? This guy. Dude, I got so excited.

I pulled a Ui like I was a cop chasing criminal. My marches on. And I bought myself $40 worth of plants. Wow. Wow. Okay, so I was looking at the mirror yesterday, and I've always had this one little gray patch in the side of my beard. And I was like, I don't like that because I'm growing my beard out. and then I noticed a second one.

Time on. No! It's on the other side. Let me see, let me see. It's like on this side. I had sort of like all blending together. I know. And somebody said to me on Facebook, I like the salt and pepper.

And I was like, no salt. No salt. No song. I know. Time marches on, Amy. Well, listen, I honestly had one the other day and now I can't remember it. No. Time marches on.

That's sort of a time marches on in itself. I used to make fun of my dad because he would fall asleep sitting up on the couch watching TV. I catch myself falling asleep sitting up watching TV once a week. Oh, no. Time march is on. Kathy and Indiana, good morning. Kathy, I know you're there. I can hear you.

Yes, I'm here. Hey, what's happening? Oh, not much. Time marches on. We're good. on. So my husband was shopping for a baseball hat this weekend for Father's Day, and he likes the curved ones, not the flat bill. And so he's looking at all of them. And this young girl walks in looking for a specific Dallas Cowboys hat for her dad. And they kept showing her the flat bill. And she said, no, no, he doesn't like those. We need a dad hat. No! Time marches on.

Oh, man. Kathy, appreciate you. I appreciate you. Man, the dad hat got him. How about Emily and Georgia? Emily? A little boy on Facebook today that I used to babysit. So when I started babysitting him, he was maybe four or five years old.

And so I sent him a message because I saw where he had graduated high school. And I was like, hey, congratulations on your graduation. You know, I'm so proud of you. And he sent me a message back. And he was like, actually, I just finished my sophomore year of college. Oh! I'm not. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Emily, appreciate you. I appreciate you. I love these calls. We do this segment called Time Marches On. Listen, we're all getting older, lack it or not. And there are just moments where you go, F, Time March is On. Joey and St. Louis.

Hey, Joey. Hey, how you doing this morning? We're good. We're good. I'm glad you called. Now tell me yours. I remember those days whenever I was younger, and I used to get so excited about a night out at the club.

And it seems like these days I get more excited about buying appliances for my home. Like Eddie. Eddie saw a flower sale on the side of the road. Back around. Yep. Joey, appreciate that. Appreciate you. Let's go over and talk to Dion real quick.

Deion's been sitting in Georgia. Hey, Deion. Hey, Deion. Bobby. What's up, dude? Not much, man. How you guys doing? We're having a good morning.

I was up a little late last night, but I think I'm feeling pretty good. Time marches on, Dion. What do you got? So I said a little while ago, man, I got in the shower the other day, and I got a smaller shower, and I slipped. And I immediately thought, dang, I need to get one of those rubber mats for my shower like my grandmother. Oh, no! Not the rubber match! Oh, no!

Terrible. That's funny. Dion, appreciate you, buddy. Appreciate you, Bobby. Okay, thank you for all the calls. Put them on fair. Those rubber mats. That's so sad.

Put them on Facebook. Go to bobbybones.com. Put them on Facebook. There's a guy in South Carolina, shout out South Carolina, who won the lottery twice in 48 hours. What? Within a 48-hour time span.

How does that happen? A man from a little river of South Carolina realized he won the lottery twice. South Carolina lottery officials said, the man realized he had a winning ticket Monday night. He checked the numbers. Like, huh, I think I won. won $100,000.

He's like going, holy crap, but $100,000. The next morning, I checked a separate Powerball ticket, and it too was worth $100,000. Oh, my God. Two different tickets. That is nuts. Playing numbers, winning $100,000.

That's crazy. Do you still play the lottery lunchbox every two weeks? Every two weeks. Because you don't talk about it anymore. Well, because I haven't won anything. And it gets sad to hear me come on here and be like, oh, I lost another $150. I lost $150.

That's so much money. That's every paycheck. So it's $300 a month you're spending. Yeah. Wow. Sometimes more when you get gas, you feel like a little scratch off here. You know, maybe it's a lucky day. He has a theory.

What is that? He goes to really small town gas stations. Yeah, run down gas stations in small towns. You always hear about them in the news. You don't ever hear New York City sells the winning powerball ticket or whatever. So you have to go to these small convenience stores in the middle of nowhere, run down, hole in the walls. Those are the ones that win.

Have you ever road-tripped with him before? I remember him driving like 70 miles all the way around the city going to all these little-bitty gas stations because he thinks that's who's going to win. I mean, it's true, but what was the name of that town? You've never heard of that town, Little River. That's a little town. I would say that it's people in smaller towns that don't have a lot to do. Like when I was young, we'd go to the gas station or go to Walmart. Like, where we hang out?

And you buy a lottery ticket while you're there. So they sell more lottery tickets because there's not? There's less to do. Yeah, okay. By the way, I watched the lottery drawing last night. I've never seen them before in my life. Pretty cool, huh? I'm never awake.

Like, right after the news. Are you never seen them pick the balls? Amy, good one. Amy. I see what you did there. No, I didn't do anything. That's what they do. In between the news and Jimmy Kimmel, because Lindsay was on last night, the guy comes on in a tuxedo.

I was like, hey, everybody, welcome, we're going to draw the lottery ball. I'm never awake. I see sometimes on the news. news where they'll show clips to that, there's a big one. I was like, the number is seven. Ooh. You're like a bottom ball. Here comes to gold ball.

42. If you match all six numbers, you too can win. We'll see tomorrow. That's exactly how they sound. You don't be good at that. And I'm like, this happens still on TV? Yeah. And so, I watched it.

And the guy in the tuxedo, his job is only to straighten out the numbers. Yeah, so the camera can see it perfectly. Well, he also does the welcome to the lottery drawing out for body. Blahy. And he has to put on the table. tucks every night. Yeah. I'm sure he takes pride in that. But Lunchbox is always disappointed that he doesn't win the lottery. I always have plans whenever, I mean, I started thinking about what I'm going to buy, and then when it doesn't happen, you get kind of sad for a few hours

afterwards. Did you play last night? No, I didn't have anything last night. I thought about you, and then I stayed up until. And then you thought about buying lottery tickets, right? Did not. I thought about, I can't believe I'm awake. And I'm going to be awake until close to midnight watching. And I did, I did. I watched Lindsay on TV, and I'm glad I did. It would have been a bad boyfriend thing not to stay up. And she led the band and played like six songs in and out of breaks. A lot of FaceTime. She started off playing LaGrange from Zee Zee Top.

She did Lenny Kravitz. She did Waiting on You This Song. It was good. And then I facetined her afterward to let her know I was still awake and it wasn't like a trick. Or had someone uploading pictures for me. I was like I'm still awake. He did great. And she hadn't seen it yet.

So I was sending her pictures because she was on the West Coast. Cool. Yeah, it was good. Have you seen it yet? I watched Clips Online. Yeah. Some of those songs I didn't know, though. She looked great. What? What song? Lenny Kravitz. Are you going to go my way?

I'll play the real... Because she's playing with, like, the house band. It's like a big jazz band. Right. I'll play you the real versions later, and you can figure out. What do you mean? Did you stay up? I watched it online. I devirred it, and then I forgot to watch it, and so I watched the internet version. And I was like, I didn't know she had that song. I don't know what that is, but I've never heard that. Well, some songs are hers.

Well, that's what I'm saying. I recognize a couple of hers, but the other ones I was like, I don't know that she plays that song, but I guess so. You don't know a lot of songs, though, generally. Would you admit that? I would disagree with that. I just don't know the names of songs, and sometimes I have a hard time recognizing them. Okay. That's like not knowing song.

The listeners are calling us with Time Marches On segments. It's all about getting older and going, oh, man, time marches on. I marches on. You're on the year Robin and Virginia. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? Good.

How are you? I'm good. Tell me your story. Well, I've got kids that are starting to play with things that I did as a child. And the other day, one of my children said, you don't want that Pokemon. It's from like the 1900s. No. My first reaction was, Pokemon's not that old.

Then I had to sit and think about it. Yeah, technically to them it is. Well, Eddie's kid who's a three-year-old, thinks he's 100 years old. To be fair My son said You're like 42, right mom? And Anna's 25? No.

How old are you? 27. Yeah. No difference though, you know. Take it to the kid. Hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Man.

How about a segment now called A Not-So-Fun fact about Bobby. And now a not-so-fun fact about Bobby. Top right part of my mouth. There's a tooth missing. It fell out. Yeah. and my tongue stays in it all the time.

And now my tongue hurts because it's always rubbing that whole inside of the top of my mouth. Like you put it there or it just lands there? No, all the time. I always put it there. I always mess with it. I'm always moving like, yes. And I have nine more days of not having a tooth. And it hurts and it's not comfortable and I have to only eat on one left side of my mouth.

Thank you. That was a not-so-fun fact about Bobby. There's a Charlotte TV anchor who accidentally belches on the air. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Conda, you know, let's talk about it. Thanks so much for being with us here on a cloudy start. Oh, there it went.

I knew that what's going to happen. I ate the cobbler. I ate the cobbler. Gross. Gross. I went on and on about the cobbler. I ate the cobbler. I ate the cobbler.

Now I'm burping. Thanks so much for being with us here on a cloudy start. But up there it went. I knew that was going to happen. I ate the cobbler. I was feeling it. I was trying to hold it in. And that just happened on TV.

And now Lindsay's going to lose it and not be able to do the weather. I knew it was coming too. I felt it. I was like, I shouldn't have eaten the cobbler. I ate the cobbler. And I just... I got to know where the cobbler's from now. I have so many questions about the cobbler.

What kind of? I'm surprised that's never happening before without when we eat on this show. I'll tell you about eating going on the air. What I will do is I will shove a pound of food. I have like three minutes and it's like go. And then I come on the air and sometimes I burp. And when you only have a little bit times to eat,

and if it's cobbler? I know. Have you ever had cobbler right before? No, I can't eat. imagine what the cobbler would do to me. Are you able to pull together, you think? Are you able to do it? I think so. I felt it. I knew it. I should have just stopped.

You didn't say excuse me. You're embarrassing. You didn't excuse me. The low clouds over uptown this morning. Are you okay? I'm good. All right. You have another one coming? Do you have another one coming? No, I'm good. Okay, move on. Shout out to the cobbler. No, the best part is him going on about the cobbler. I saw a tweet from Ray's girlfriend, Raymond, our producer. He threw his headphones off. He's running in this too.

Why is he running in here? I don't know. Uh-oh. What was the tweet? I don't know. You good? What up? Yeah.

Your girlfriend tweeting about the word monkey? Yeah, you hear it every day, apparently. That's what she tweets. What? That every day in our life, somehow, somewhere we hear the word monkey. That's not true. That's not true. I don't hear that every day.

I don't hear the word monkey. I've gone weeks without hearing monkey. Just today. See if it works. See if you hear the word monkey today. It doesn't count on this show. Okay. But after you lead the show, because we already know it.

See someone says the word monkey to you and report back tomorrow. Okay. Okay. Bree in Melbourne, Florida. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling the show. Have you ever called a radio show before?

Have I called? I actually won tickets like years ago on a radio show, but I haven't called yours because I just started listening like two weeks ago. Oh, new listener. New listener. All right. What do you think? Fresh meat.

What do you think? What do I think? I mean, I've been listening for two weeks, so that should say something. I haven't stopped yet. Is it because there's nothing else to listen to you? No, no. To be honest, the station in my area is very fuzzy on your morning show. So I can't even listen to you like now on my way to work. I have to listen to the podcast later. So I make the decision every morning, well, around 10 o'clock when the podcast is up to date,

to listen to your entire show. Well, thank you. And you enjoy it? What can we do better, you think, in your mind? I love it. Do better. I don't know. Y'all are so good. I love how you dig into, like, your personal lives. Like, you know, Amy's kids are, you know, in Haiti still. I think that's huge. And then you not being afraid to express your feelings about the industry, even though you're in the industry, you know? Yeah, that one gets me in trouble. I just really appreciate that. Let me just keep it 100 real quick. That one gets me in a lot of trouble. Yeah, I bet it does

But you know what? Your listeners love it That's what it's about You shouldn't be afraid To express your feeling You know Thank you I appreciate you calling to Because you can't listen right now

So you just call I can't I'll listen to myself later And I'll be like Well I'm weird Dang Dang But I love you guys

You guys are awesome And hey I'm glad you listen to Lindsay Perform last night Because I was thinking about it This morning I know whenever I do, I'm recently married well for about eight months, and I feel like every time I do something cool, the first person I want to call is my husband, and just to talk about it, just because it's so, it's such an exciting experience. And obviously, I'm not a celebrity or, you know, a professional thing or anything like that.

But I don't know. I feel like your significant other is your, your go-to person, you know? And I would have felt like a real goober had I not today. All right. I believe it. And as dorky and as stupid as I am sometimes, I do think I'm kind of a good person in my heart. Yeah, kind of. You are.

So I just, I had to be a good person and say, but. You are a good person. Well, thank you. But, yeah, she was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. I thought she did great. And thank you for calling. And, hey, new listener, there is. Yeah.

That's right. And appreciate you. Oh, hi pitch. I got through the high pitch. So much for a new listener for two weeks. She knew so much. She did know so much. And she called.

Like who calls after two weeks. Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Rolling Stone put out a list of the 50 best albums of 2017 so far and some of the country ones that made the list. Chris Stapleton's from A Room, Volume 1, Willie Nelson's album,

and then Celebrating the Music of Wayland Jennings is also on there. So they stayed pretty cool and traditional. They didn't go with things Yeah, they didn't go like Rascal Flats or Lady Annabella Yeah And then in the number one spot Do you know who that is? I did because I saw Kendrick's number one

And I think Drake was number two Yeah Which I think they deserve to I just did the country ones first Well that's because they've been selling like crazy But even Stabled and sells like crazy Yeah Yeah

It's an unranked list Except for I guess One and two I don't know I said it is unranked but who knows So speaking of records Lindsay L announced on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she is coming out with a full album.

It's going to be called The Project and it'll be out in August. I don't know anything about it. No comment. No, I have a good comment. It's just the EP's out now and it's like six songs. Which is fewer songs. But then that goes into the album and a bunch more songs get added. It's the same. Thank you for elaborating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. I'm Amy, that's your 30 seconds. There you go. Emily in Indiana. Hello. Hello. Good morning. Hey, how are you today? I'm good.

What do you want to talk about? Hey, so I was listening to your show. I listened to it on my way to work every morning, and you were talking about how dirty the menus are at restaurants. Yeah, I don't touch them. Like I try. And if I do, I put my sleeve over my hand. Because think about that. And I used to white tables, we would have just wiped the menus down.

We wouldn't really clean them. With the same rag for a whole shift, that's so gross. It's so gross. Right, right. Can you shed some more light on this? So also, like with that, I were. Like when I go to restaurants, I always ask for water without lemon because places that I have worked, they didn't wash the lemons. And that really grosses me out because that's nasty.

Tell her, Amy. Oh, yeah. Well, they do studies and you should never put lemons in your water because they find, well, can I say what they find on there? Well, I mean, yeah, what do you think? Poopi. Yeah, fecal matter. But so, Emily, with you, I used to wait tables, and we would never wash the outside of lemons because people would don't eat them. You wouldn't think about it.

And so next thing you know, you're putting a lemon in the water. In the water. Just get it on the side and squeeze it in. Yeah, I just don't get lemon at all because it grosses me out. You know, too. Something that dirty is sitting that close to the brim of where you're drinking. I don't know if germs jump, but I imagine germs jumping. Emily, they probably do jump.

Bobby, did they jump? They probably do. You know, I was guessing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they probably jump. Emily, where do you live in Indiana? I live in North Manchester. It's a really small town. Love it there.

We used to summer there as kids. Really? No, I have no idea. I never summered anywhere. I'm from Arkansas. You know what summer was? Play outside. Dang.

Yeah. Cut your jeans off. Don't wear a shirt. And play outside. My population is very small. What are you close to? Fort Wayne. Oh, yeah.

I'll be in Fort Wayne, not this weekend. But next weekend, my stand-up comedy tour, my funny and alone tour. Are you coming? I know. No. My mom and I really wanted to go, but we're not. Why not?

Because it's expensive. It's like, I'll get you tickets. They're like 25 bucks a piece, and Carly Pierce is going to be there. I'll get your tickets. If I give you tickets, will you come? Yeah. You promise, or are you going to sell them for clean lemons? No, my mom, you are our hero, I promise.

We've followed Amy's Kid's Story. Oh, my goodness. My mom and I love your show. Okay. Emily, you wait right there. Okay. I appreciate you. You.

I appreciate you. Hey, Ray, take care of her for a minute. No, not Ray. Mike, take care of her. Because Ray just forgets the caller sometimes. Someone will tweet me. I was on the phone for eight hours. And it's like 4 p.m.

Like, Ray still has to pick up my call. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Mike, take care of her, please. We get her tickets. My funny and alone stand-up tour, I start back next weekend. And that's going to be awesome.

And Baton Rouge, Jackson, Mississippi. It's going to be fun. So there's that. Lachamock wants to leave the show for a while. Do you know this? Well, I mean, you've told me, but you haven't revealed why. Let me play this

Lunchbox wants to leave the show I'll tell you why When you can kind of decide as a group If we think this is a valid reason for him to leave the show The show You know lunchbox he likes it The UFC fights At one point he bought a DVD and started training to be a UFC fighter

I guess how much he loves UFC fights And so there's a big one happening It's a boxing match with UFC fighter It's Floyd Mayweather Jr. versus Connor McGregor It's a big fight But he wants to go, right? Yeah, I absolutely want to go. It's in Las Vegas.

I think he should go. It's going to be the biggest sporting event in our lifetime. What? That's not true. But go ahead. And it's going to be the biggest talked about thing in the news. Oh, he's building it out. That's why you're saying this.

It's all over the place. And so if we are going to be the number one show in America, if we are going to be on top of current events and talk about life, then I need to be there. Like, I need to be able to report back from, oh, this is how. It was, and these are the celebrities that were there. August. Okay.

First of all, we're not the number one show in America. If we want to get there. Secondly, what are you asking? I'm asking if you can get me into that fight. Oh, so it's not like during the show. No, no, it's, but. He wants to go for days leading up to it. Yes, and that way I can get the press conferences.

I can say, oh, this celebrity's walking around. This celebrity's going to be in their corner. So he wants media credentials. Yes. And he wants to go to the fight. Okay. So the only purpose. person on this show that likely could get that stuff would be Bobby Bones.

But he wants me to use my name and get him in there. Exactly. I'm catching on it. I will wall-to-wall coverage for our show. I will do anything and everything. I will be on top of it. I've heard of Floyd Mayweather. Who's the other dude?

Connor McGregor. Nobody really cares. Oh, my. I don't care. A different audience cares. No, our audience cares. Maybe if we were the Bobby Bones sports show. And that did happen for a long time on Fox Sports.

That existed. You were on it. And then, you know, we do what. called people whose specialty was covering those events and they talked about it. Yeah. Let me think about it. Yeah. I mean, I could appreciate a sports minute from lunchbox on it. He wants me to go buy it, like

I'll pay for all travel, hotel, tickets, everything. Listen, you give me that media pass and we can figure it out. I mean, Connor McCrera. Like, I mean, this is the biggest, and Floyd Maywell, he's going to be 50 and O. They are going to get paid $100 million each. We can talk about it. Just a fight. Just a fight. That is how

big of a deal this is. Wow, that's impressive. Let me think about this. Yeah, a Bobby Bones Bobby Bones show Beth in Florida, thank you for calling. What's going on? Yeah.

Your cell's not good. I mean, head is pointing. All she got in was a solid yeah, and then I cut out. Are you there? Yes, yes. Okay. Okay, Beth.

Go ahead, Beth. You're on the air. Go ahead, Beth. Okay, lunchbox should go. This is going to be one of the biggest fights in sports history. I have no problem with him going, Beth. By the way, if you just turn the radio on,

Lunchbox wants to go to this Floyd Mayweather, Connor McGregor fight. And it's weird because he's a UFC guy, they're going to make tons of money. But Lunchbox wants me to get his hotel room covered, pay for his flight, let him be away from the show for days. For something that we don't cover on our show. It would be like him

going to China for a pole vaulting event because it was a big deal. Oh. No, that's not a big deal. This is. No. Yeah.

To sports. And he can't miss the show. We're missing a big part of our show if he's gone. He's just going to go party. Beth. He also, yes, it's Vegas. How do you not just see this guy just wants a free party?

Okay. She's like, and so? The problem is? Yeah. But he'd still be covering something that... I don't need him to cover. I don't send him out to cover real news stories.

Why would I send him to cover a sporting event? This is pub. Culture. If I were going to send someone out to cover something, I wouldn't send one of the main people on the show. But this. I send Ray. Oh, great. No, Ray.

No. No. Stop. Lunchbox knows what's going on with this fight. So does Ray. That's a good idea. Send Ray. Yeah.

No, stop. Ray, would you go cover the fight? Heck, I'm thinking about going on my own dime. Okay. That's luncheon if you said you wanted to go on your own dime. I'd be like, go on your own dime. Go and take a day. Take a vacation day.

You got to get me a press pass. I don't got to do anything. Hey, I can make compromises if you get me a press pass. You have no negotiation here. Wow, now Ray's going to go and cover it. Hey, Ray, you're doing your own dime? Yeah, well, I have a buddy that can get us in, but I'll pay for my own hotel. Okay, and you'll just go and just cover it for free?

Call us? Sure, if I can just lay over until Monday, though. That's why he's 2017 party boy of the year right there. That's why he won that title. Stop. What you're not understanding is if I have a press pass, I have access to the fighters, and I can talk to them and get the vibe, and I'll be around the celebrities. You think you're going to get to talk to Floyd Mayweather? Yeah, if I get a press pass, yo!

Yo! Come on! Bobby talked to her once. Remember at Iheart in Vegas, we interviewed him? And Bobby was talking, he said he never wears the same suit twice. Yeah, he spent like $10,000 on a suit in his name. And I was like, how often you get to wear that suit? Because your name's embroidering.

And he goes, I never wear the same suit twice. Yeah, isn't that insane? That's just so much money. Just going all the way. But your name's on it, and you're never going to wear it again. ever. I think we need to get Starbucks Stephen on and ask him what he thinks about. Yes, I agree.

What are you guys saying? Yes. Okay. So that's coming up. Maybe Starbucks Stephen can go cover it. Oh, that's a great idea, too. Now we're talking stupid. You guys are talking stupid right now.

Like, I mean nonsense. Americans want to be fit. They say it's very important. Yet they're like, I don't think it's that important to actually work out. So they want to be fit, but they don't want to work for it. What an American thing. They being us. Yeah.

To want something but be like, I think I want it and I deserve it, but I don't want to do the work for it. Gets no more American than that, right? I like it. That's all about this morning. I laughed at it there. Yesterday we're talking about something on the air, and we had this call around named Stephen, and accidentally left a phone up, and we just kept talking, and he just started chiming in on segments. So I thought it was pretty funny. So he stayed on with this for like a half an hour yesterday.

Found out he worked at Starbucks, got a 14-year-old son, and he was a 14-year-old son. and Starbucks Stephen was born. So what was it like yesterday, Stephen, with your newfound fame? Oh, man, it was pretty awesome. It was a really fun day, dude. How you're going, Bobby? Well, did you ask me? How's going?

I was going good. I saw your Instagram, and I didn't want to see what Stephen looked like, because I wanted to just imagine in my head. Yeah, I don't want to know. But he tagged me in a post, and I was like, boom, and I saw him. He's a huge beard. Oh. Yeah, I saw it.

Huge beard. Legit. And so, Stephen, I have some questions for you, because you never wanted to not have an opinion. How do you feel about Lunchbox and me paying for him to go to Las Vegas to cover a fight that we would never really spend any time on in our show? Well, I totally see what you're going with it, but at the same time, I also see what Andy's saying, and I think she had a great idea. You should totally send me, especially I look a little bit more like Connor McGregor. So Cindy, everybody wants to go now.

The thing with Lunchbox, too, is he's a big part of the show. And not only is he going to do that, which we don't really care about, we're losing a big part of our show. Yeah. Yeah. And maybe Starbucks Stephen gets filling for lunchbox. Oh, that could happen. The problem is, you may get... Hey, I'll take that chance.

You may get pipped, Wally Pipped. I know what that is. That's in baseball. Yep. Who do you replace? Who replaced him? Babe Ruth. Lou Gehrig. That's a legit story. The next thing you know, Lou Gehrig is starting first baseman. Wally Pipp did nothing but get injured.

Yep. Dang. So, uh... I just think about this one. Did you stay up last night and watch Lindsay on Kimmel? Steven? Dude, I totally stayed up and watched them, man. You did?

Yeah, and I'm proud of you for staying up, dude. Yeah, it was a late night for me. I didn't go to bed until like midnight or whatever. But, yeah, I was, listen, when I saw her afterwards, she was happy, I stayed up. And that's all that matters, right? Like, how long you've been married, Stephen? 15 years going on. What's the key to that 15 years?

Not getting killed. Not getting killed by your wife. Just keep her happy, man. You guys make fun of me. Killed. Are I going to kill you? Bones? Happy life.

I mean, it rhymes, but I don't know that. It's for real. That's Stephen. Stephen, do you, in your relationship, if you start to get into a fight, do you just kind of back down even though you know you're right? Dude, it doesn't matter if you're right. Okay, I'll put it this way. You can either be right or you can be happy. You can't have both.

You can be right or be happy. Which one you want? Excuse me. Y'all are making this sound horrible. I'm just going to be happy. No. I can understand when I'm wrong. may take me a minute to get there, but I don't want my husband to just fold because I think that

I'm right. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you say that. No, no, no, no, that's like one, no, that's like one, no, that's like what, like women will be like, you know, the guy's like, you know, oh, well, baby, what do you want me to get you for, you know, our anniversary? You know, I don't need anything, you know, let's just, let's just have dinner, you know, I just want to go out to a nice restaurant. And so then we do that, and then you're all disappointed that we didn't get you something.

Yep. So, you know, that's that total, like, backwards stuff. The women pulled. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Starbucks Steven. Starbuck Steven. Hold on.

Stephen, don't hang up. We'll come back. It's not an original point, though. It was kind of. No. I think he got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Starlight Stephen won.

Hang in out with the Bobby Bone show. This is Daniel Day Lewis. He's an actor. I wouldn't say someone that we would consider an A-less celebrity actor, but as far as actors go, they all say he's the best. Yeah, he's won three-off. So, impressive. We don't go Denzel, Tom Hanks, Daniel Day Lewis. No. But I think they probably do. But this guy's nuts. And it takes nuts to be really amazing at a creative craft. I always

think you have to be nuts to be amazing and creative. Why is he nuts? Well, let me tell you, because he's a method actor. Let me explain to you some of the things that Daniel Day Lewis has done in his career. By the way, he retired from acting. That's the story yesterday. Yes. No more acting. Okay. Here are some examples of Daniel Day Lewis's method acting. One, while filming Lincoln, he didn't break the character for three whole months. Of being president? Yes. And he made everybody refer to him as Mr. President, the cast, crew, wife, Spilberg.

Okay. Three months. He lived his life as Abraham Lincoln. That's crazy. That's crazy. And it's committed. He would only eat the food he killed during the movie Last of the Mohicans. So he learned how to track, hunt, and skin the animals.

Stop it. The entire filming of it, he would only... Only eat the food he killed because he wanted to live the character he was playing. Oh my goodness. That's too much. There was this movie called My Left Foot that he was in. And he had to be lifted around the set because he would never leave his wheelchair. And he also had to be fed by a spoon because he played a paralyzed character.

So he lived as a paralyzed person. So who fed him for that long? They hired people. Really? Wow. Oh. During the crucible, he didn't bathe for the entire multi-months of shooting because he wanted to know what it felt like to live in the 17th century. Wow.

I get that. No. There's a movie called The Boxer. He spent 18 months training to be a boxer, like legitimately doing what the boxers do for 18 months every day. And one more. Gang's in New York. He was in that.

He joined a gang. No, that's not funny, though. But no. He caught pneumonia because he refused to wear a modern coat because it wasn't keeping with the time period. So while they shot the movie out in the freezing cold, he would only wear clothes they had back then. Oh, my goodness.

No wonder he's retiring because he's too stressed out. His body's broken. I can't do this anymore. Good point, lunchbox. But that's why he was great. He's crazy, but he's great. And a lot of times crazy equals great. But mostly, great comes because you're crazy.

Not all crazy equals great. Great comes because you're crazy. Eddie and I have this argument all the time. I think to be like superb creatively, you have to be nuts and think of the different part of the brain. So you're just nuts. You don't just pick one part of your brain to be nuts. You're just kind of nuts. Like you're a little bit crazy.

Are you talking to me? Yeah. but you're super creative and awesome. I mean, I'm different. You don't have to butter me up. You can just say I'm weird. No, I was, you just said the two go together. Yeah.

Well, anyway, Daniel Lee Lewis, I do. Except for Bobby. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm not a super high socially functioning person. You're right. I'm not. I'm in this room.

I'm alive at a party. Woo! Let's have a party. But a lot of successful people are awkward. Yeah, I guess. Starbucks Stevens still on. Okay. do you think? Are you awkward, Stephen? Yeah, I'm here, ma'am. No, are you awkward? Are you socially

awkward? Oh, am I awkward? Yeah. Uh, no, no, no, I'm pretty cool, I guess. I read on your Instagram, you're also, if someone is awkward, like, do they know they're awkward? That's the thing. I do, because I always feel awkward, so that's how I know. It's the common denominator. If I went into one place, it was like, this is awkward, I'd be like, maybe the place is awkward, but whenever you do it 20 times and 19 times you feel awkward you're like what's the common denominator with all these times it's me yeah so hey Stephen I was gonna tell you when I saw your page yesterday you told us you worked to Starbucks but you're also a pastor yeah yeah look at this guy where does he live here frankly

yeah look at this guy oh he's a past come hang out well let's whoa whoa whoa we need to do a background check yeah he's a pastor okay done how'd you get to be a pastor Steve Honestly, I started working with just teenagers. I was a youth pastor, and then I started working with kids and fell in love, like, teaching kids and working with kids. And that's what I want to do for the rest of my life. I did that for a few years. And it just kind of like transitioned to where, like, you know, I got an offer to come and work with, like, you know, doing, like, the adult services at churches, like overseeing, like, the creative elements and things like that.

That's cool, man. Yeah, one door opened another and tell myself where I am now. I'm going to ask you this, I'm glad. We have Starbucks Stevens on the phone. Ray, our audio producer, went to the floor to Georgia Line Bar and got kicked out.

Did you guys know this, by the way? No, you got kicked out already? He got kicked out, and I believe Band. It could be just for a couple weeks. I got to check back. He doesn't know. What happened? They straight up booting me out.

They said, don't come back. Why? Were you being ridiculous? I was on the dance floor and took off my shirt. Wow. Oh, Ray. What? Ray.

Starbucks, Stephen, if someone came to you and said, hey, this is the scenario. What would you do? What device would you give them? Don't take a shirt off? Yeah, it's pretty easy. Yeah. Ray, you know you're embarrassing us, dude. Oh, do you think I plan doing that?

It's all spontaneous. I do. I do because you took your shirt off at the hockey game. So you're trying to take my thing that I used to take off my shirt all the time. So now you're trying to take it. Oh, wait. That's your thing taking off your shirt? Really.

I've been doing that since I was in high school. Oh, no. They're arguing about who take their shirt up first. In a minute, both of them are going to be taking their shirts off. Great. Like, it's a race. Go! Who's the shirt up first?

Go! It's a race. Come on. There are you. And our winner is. Lunchbox. Oh, but lunchbox was hosting. It was off.

I won that. This is the dumbest thing we've ever done on. Lunchbox did have it on pretty quick. We know you guys have to do it for the whole show. Now we have two short of music. Lunchbox, you've lost weight. And I see... Ray, you're getting jacked, dude.

Thank you. You guys look good. No wonder you take your shirts off. About 175. I'm so glad I'm on the phone right now. I'm not actually in the room. All right. Oh my goodness.

Steven, thank you, buddy. This is awesome, dude. All right. Steve, we'll talk to you soon. Starbucks, Steven. See you, buddy. Hey, man, I appreciate you. I appreciate you.

Starbuck Steven, just random caller. I wanted to like his opinion. I don't even know what happened in this room sometimes. Like, what just happened? They took the... Ray and Lunchbox took their shirts off. Lunchbox got offended that Ray took his shirt off. Well, lunchbox got jealous.

Are you threatened? No, no, no. Oh, yes. The pardoning, the shirt off. No, no, here's the thing. He's Mr. Married man now and has to all the wife stuff. And Ray's out living the old lunchbox alive. Exactly.

Oh. No, but here's the thing. Like, I used to take my shirt off all the time. And I was told. I was told to tone it down. And now Ray is trying to steal my little deal. Like, he took it off at the hockey game. And I took it off the hockey game.

I didn't have a towel. Everybody was waving something. So that's the reason I took it off. It was practical. And so now he's taking it off at bars. You're free to do whatever you want outside of this job. I understand. That's what I'm saying.

He can't take what I did. Let me just step in real quick. No, no, no. If you ask Ray's from high school, he's been doing it. Ray was, his nickname in high school was take a shirt off Raymond. Listen. Take your shirt off Raymond. That's funny.

Listen, what happened was we kept doing professional pictures and lunchbox kept taking a shirt off in professional pictures because he wouldn't know to do his hand. Right. Oh yeah. See if you just take a shirt off. I was like, dude, just stop doing that for like stuff in the show. Correct. And so. That makes sense. Yes.

And that's what I'm saying. That doesn't mean you can't go out in the city and take your shirt off. That was my thing. And now all of a sudden, Ray wants to do it all the time. I got it. I got it. I got it. You want your title back?

Party guy? You want me a Party Boy 2017? Go, go, dude. You want it back? No, I don't need to. Okay, Ray still Party Party 17. Yay! Still Party 17.

Right, right. But I'm the shirtless wonder at least. Oh, no, he's giving himself another nickname. Don't forget on Friday. It's hashtag female Friday. We encourage you to download female music. And, you know, will it change the world? Nah.

But it'll be another voice. This female Friday, we try to, you know, highlight some female artists. And I'm working on an all female dance party for Friday. Oh, cool. Good one. That's so smart. You're smart. I'm working on it. Hashty, female Friday.

Female price. So on Friday, let's plan to download a female artist and just show support. I don't care where you download it from, but I think that would be really cool. Uber is going to let you tip drivers now. Through the app? Mm-hmm. Okay. How do you feel about that?

That's fine. I'm the same way. Like, if I want a tip on my can, as long as it doesn't affect star ratings, like if someone sees that didn't tip them as good. Oh, good point. So they can't know that. Oh. That's the only thing.

And I like to tip. I enjoy tipping. It's my hobbies. I like sports, my dog, and tipping. That's my three favorite thing. Yeah. It's normal. But, yeah, Uber is their CEO, like resigned last night or something?

Yeah. The culture there apparently, but for me to news stories hasn't been great. Like, the company, the main company. I have no hate toward Uber. They get me where I need to go. I love it, actually. Yeah, he's a founder, too. It's like, how do you handle, like, you came up with something?

You're the founder, and then your people are like, time to step down. You probably handling your private jet going to your islands with your... So does he still make a lot of money? Yeah, he made a lot of money. But is he cashed out now? I don't know the exact financials. I haven't looked over the statements. I'm sure he's fine, but investors were like, you got to go.

I would assume he still owns and made. Like, okay, got you. You know who else that happened to? The guy that made men's warehouse. Yeah, you're going to love this dude. Yeah. Oh, wow. I guarantee it.

They told him you're out. That's right. They did kick him off the board. Because he was not only the founder, but he was the guy on the commercial. He's the face. Yeah. What if that happened here? What?

Would that be like you, like, you're having to go away, but the show still existed, that'd be weird. It wouldn't be called the Bollybone show anymore. It's still called Uber. Yeah, but his name's not Uber, Amy. It's still called Men's Warehouse. His name's not. Christopher Uber.

Like, you're the founder. They're so much invested in the name, so maybe they just, I don't know. But if they fired me or let me go or didn't renew a contract, that would mean they didn't think the name was worth it anymore. Oh, okay, gotcha. They move on. Yeah. Okay.

So Frankie Uber will not be working anymore. There you're right. His name's not Uber. Shocking. And Steve Jobs on Apple. Yeah, the Jobs computer. Do you guys have your new Jobs app? I was talking about the app early this morning called Tackle.

We didn't have to use it because Eddie ended up taking this table apart. We found a Z and Eddie took it apart. Yeah, I'm good with power drills. And so, but it is an app I used yesterday because I didn't have, I couldn't find a drill. I didn't know if I even have one. I had a pink one for a while that someone bought me as a joke. And it was really handy. Really?

Yeah, then I moved. I lost it. Oh. So there's this app called Towers. It's T-A-K-L. I'm almost positive. That's what it is. Johnny Tackle make it up.

He did not. But it's like Uber with Handyman. Yeah. You send him a picture of what's wrong. Come over and fix it. And I was like, I don't have a drill. I need to get this microwave drilled into the hole of my wall. It came right over.

It was there on like 15 minutes. Bip, just boom, put it, microwave in. And I got a new microwave. It's crazy. Pretty nice one. I did a Facebook Live last night. I was showing it off. That's how proud of it I was.

Yeah. Did you watch Facebook Live? I didn't, but I saw you post a picture of your microwave. I don't think I posted a picture on my microwave Well I saw it somewhere You must have put it on your Insta story I think Amy leaves this show It just makes things up

It just disappears Can you go to your insta story Because it's there Where else would I have seen your new microwave To my window creep Oh my I did not Oh my

Bobby bombs everybody Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Bones show It's Wednesday so a little Wednesday wisdom Yeah. Wednesday wisdom. Positivity is contagious. I'm going to tell you from my own experience.

This morning? Tired. It's up until after midnight last night because I wanted to watch Lindsay and Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. Come in. You know it's positive, Amy. You know it's positive Eddie? Oh, wow.

You know who's kind of positive lunchbox? Yeah. So here I am in this place. I'm like, oh, but you guys are positive. Positivity is contagious. Yeah. I appreciate that. Wednesday wisdom. Be positive around someone.

Positivity is like a cold. Catch it. Yeah. Wednesday wisdom. Thank you. Hmm. So Eddie retweeted this article about how eating pizza makes you skinnier. Yeah.

Did you read it? I did read it. It just, I don't agree with it. Did you read it or did you just retweet it? I just saw the title and I was like, okay, you're one of those people. So what did it say? Okay. It said pizza makes you skinnier.

And I was like, okay, Eddie just likes pizza. So I click it. And it's like eating pizza will help you lose weight. Because what happens is you'd be good for six days and you have a cheat day and you eat pizza. It keeps you skinny. I have a problem with the whole cheat day concept. Me too. I might have to re-read untweet it.

Why? Because I don't like cheat days because I've been on great diets and lost a lot of weight. And my cheat days ended up going from one cheat day to seven cheat days. Exactly. Well, I'm not even there on it. Where are you? How come you can have cheat days during diets but not during a relationship or not during school.

Like, if we're going to, if cheating is a bad thing, it should just not happen. How, you always have these blanket things. Yeah, not like, not life isn't. No, no, life's not blanket like that. But let me define the concept of a cheat day. It's like you're so good for all this time. You should have a day to just go crazy so you're good again. Okay, but.

Then why is it, okay, monogamy. And I'm not saying that we should do this, but it's the same concept. Like, you're so good all the time, being perfect in a relationship. Why can't I just have Wednesday to go crazy? Food doesn't have feelings. You're not cheating on food. If you're cheating on your girlfriend, it's already talked about.

You know. And you need food. You don't need. No, no. Bobby is on to something. And school. Like you don't get to do all of your French homework. And to get it all in Monday, Tuesday,

but on Thursday you get to cheat. The concept of a cheat day is terrible. Like either live your life a bad. better way, in your opinion on your diet, or live your life, go into church more, live your life, whatever you're trying to correct yourself, and live it. Or don't? There are no cheat days. You don't have you get cheat days in life.

Food's different. No, it's not. You do the little things right all the time so the big things happen. The cheat day concept is terrible. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the cheat day concept. I am a fan of balance when it comes to food. Like, don't just totally stress yourself out about it because I've been there. Then don't be on a diet where you don't eat it at all the whole week.

Okay. Have a cheat hour, which by the way could be good in relationships. That's no! I don't think that's good, dude. The concept is not a good concept of the cheat day. It's very much against it. And your tweet. There's a new Bobbycast up.

Karen from Little Bigtown came by the house for two hours. We talked. It was really good, really fun. Search Bobbycast on iTunes, Iheart Radio. If you like, like story. behind the music. For example, when Little Big Town was just starting, it was Karen and Kimberly and Joe Don Rooney of Rascal Flats. And then he left to go be in a band called Rascal Flats. He's like, sorry, guys, I'm going to go join these other two dudes. So, yeah, it was a whole thing.

So, a Bobby cast there. And now a random segment about Chick-fil-A. Do you love the Chick-fil-A sauce? I love it. You might be surprised that it's actually a mix of three different condiments. Barbecue sauce, ranch, and honey mustard. Well, no wonder I love it. They combine the three, and it's the tangy sauce we all know and love it. Chick-fil-A.

Wow. I cannot even remember the last time I had it. It's so good. That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A. This was not a paid segment. Thank you. There you go. That's good stuff.

Thank you. I got asked in an interview yesterday, what do I think is going to be the big summer song? And so I told him one or two, but I always like to give my opinions here. I feel like This is my show Yeah, might as well So that's Chris Jansen Buy Me A Boe

Here are like five songs That I think would be big summer songs First of all, fix a drink from Chris Jansen It could be the summer song Well I can't fix that But I can fix a drink I think this fix a drink song Because it's like summary

It's outside It's about drinking I turn on fast news And then seeing in But it's the same dang thing All over again The world's in the toilet And the market's in the tank

Well, I can't fix that No, but I can fix some drinks, pour it on ice, mix it on up and get your feeling right. I can get you buzz, I can get you smiling, I can make you feel like you're sitting on an island. I can make you fruity, or I can make it strong. All you got to do is tell me what you want. Put it to your lips, take a little sip, tell me what you think.

Yeah, I can fix some drinks. That's a fun one. Okay, okay, okay, you're fun? Jake Owen song, Good Company? Come on, it's a Casey masterpiece. We're in good company. Come on. Yeah, the only thing missing is a pretty girl sitting right next to me, kissing up on me,

and I gotta start waiting on you to be Y-O-B. It means bring yourself all my bad guy, what we need to make good, good vibes, good times, and a damn good memory. We're in good company. Tell me that's not a fun song. I won't. Don't tell me. I won't tell me.

It's good. You can't. It's mine. Yep. Yeah. Little Jimmy sitting on the grill. It's Casey Masterpiece. He texted me the other day.

He was like, hey, something. I was like, dude, that was good. I'd say it's even a Casey masterpiece. And he was like, oh, well. I don't know if it was a legit LOL or sarcastic one. But that's a, like, good company from Jake. It could be the summer song. Being good company.

Yeah. That's a pretty girl sitting here next to me Kissing up on me And I got a smile waiting on you That's two Okay There's more There's more

Five Yeah I'll bet you have a list of five That song from Florida Georgia line smooth It's not as fast But I love it Smooth Oh yeah You know it sounds like Snoop

Snoop Snoop nights. Like this Florida Georgia lines song Smooth is good. Hit it, boys. Smooth.

Like a Tennessee Walker just walking on the water you. Like a Sunday morning Elvis singing gospel, it's a hell of

a groove. Like the lines on a mercury. Come on, that's a good one there. Pretty cool. The frogs take it to the next level.

It's a nighttime summer song. Yeah, yeah, like the other ones are daytime summer song. I see you're at like out out having a good time and the nighttime. It's like, All right.

Party out. Oh, sun's going down. Oh. Ah. Hey, get that banjo out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good song. It's good.

Mm-hmm. I also think that, like, the big ballad summer, like, boom, is the Kelsey song Legends. Okay. It's going to be a big one. It's like the big heart song. I feel it. The reason why? Because I played it like once or twice, and I couldn't stop singing it.

I just walked around the house thing all the time. I'd be like, we were like, we. And I was like, it's, it's infectious. And then the brand new Sam Hunt song that no one's even heard. What? Brand new? Brand new? Yeah.

Great. Give it to me. Okay. Summer song. No one's even heard. Okay, okay. Are you for real right now? Not even me, so I made one up.

I don't the day to day. Whenever we play, just let me know. And I'm going to hang with the guys until the day to day. you know I guess down the day to day like I don't know what it's new song is going to be

it doesn't matter I just found some audio and throw it all together but that sounds like a Sam Hunt song but I'm telling you regardless it's gonna be good like weren't you kind of feeling that one that's like that's London Bridge over Sam Hunt

audio clip What's it called? I was so confused day to day day whenever we play just let me know and I'm going to hang with the guys

until at the day to day to day I guess On the day to day. Spread the word. There you go. That's a new Samhawk.

Man, I thought that was a real deal. Temporarily, it's placeholder until the new one comes out. It's called down the day to day. But you just know it's going to be the summer jam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like day to day is number one on iTunes. There's the top five, don't day to day. The same hunt is.

Don't day day day. Bobby Bones. This Bobby Bones show. Eddie's getting me in trouble. Well, you, no, you said it. You said it. He quoted you. Here's what happened.

Earlier I was talking about. cheat days because Eddie posted an article on Twitter that said pizza makes you skinny yeah because if you pizza on your cheat day then it lets you get back to being focused again I was like we don't why do we have diets different than our life like if we are committed to something we should commit to it relationships learning eating a cheat day with that same thinking process we should have a cheat day in relationships we should have a cheat day and on Thursdays for your geography quiz like no just focus on it and go get it if you want it No cheats.

Life's not about cheats. And so Eddie tweets. Bobby says who should have cheat days in relationships. L.O.L. That was funny. And my girlfriend just woke up because she's in L.A. Oh, boy. And she was like, wait, what?

Huh? Ha, ha, ha. I don't understand, but ha, ha, ha. So you didn't say if you're going to have a cheat day with food, you should have it with everything in your life. Out of context. Because, Bobby, sometimes you have, like, carbs or bread or dough. Yeah, but I don't call that a cheat day.

That's just how I live my life. Somebody said you can call it a treat day. You call it whatever you want. I want to treat day in relationships in. Yeah. Dang, dude. This blanket thing's really making sense. Thank you.

It can be anything. So tell people how you live your life so they can do that. I set a goal. Yeah. And then I go get it. Okay. The end. But I mean, but you just allow yourself.

It's how you live your life because sometimes you allow yourself. There's a reason people don't just go out and start running 10 miles at the beginning of running. Yeah. You go out and you walk a couple blocks. You jog half a mile. You build up. You don't go out and run 10 miles, 10 miles, and then take a week off.

Don't have a cheat week. Yeah, that's true. You find your goal, you find the best way to go get it and you go get it. Some of it just evolve to eat pizza, but don't call it a cheat. Okay, got it. Bobby lives his life disciplined.

That's what you. With a capital D. Yeah, you even like punish yourself, don't you? If I'm bad. He spankes himself. That's really normal. I give myself bad spanking. Bobby even bad spanking.

He like doesn't let himself. He's like, Bobby, pick your switch. I don't want myself eat. You would shave or shower or something. No, no, no, no, there's all different things. It's both. There's all sorts of things. There was a time before he got laser hair removal.

Well, still, I don't shave my chest unless I've worked out good enough for it. Exactly. Listen, I got my shoulders done because people are- This is punishment. People on answering and making fun of me because I have a weird hair on my shoulders. I went to idle limits. Love it. Love it.

Smooth skin, look it good. Nobody made fun of me anymore. So what happens is on my chest, unless I've been working hard, I don't shave it. I just leave it because I don't deserve it. Yeah. It's because your chest doesn't deserve it. I don't deserve it. Imagine if we were like that like girls.

Oh, gross. I'm not going to shave my legs. I do that with food. I won't allow myself to eat sometimes. That's not healthy. It's not good, dude. It's how I function, though. I know.

And now you're size 29. Find how you function. Okay. Corner that market and just take it. Learn how to use yourself. That's what I do. Man, that's what I do. That's deep.

Deep thinking. So, anyway, cheat all you want. And everything. Just don't call it cheating. That's just your life. Call it. You need to call Lindsay and explain this. No, I don't.

She knows me. Okay. I already responded to her. She's good. She's filled in. Oh, yeah? Yeah. By the way, speaking of food,

why are you guys fighting over lunch? Who's fat? Lunchbox said I was fat. Stop with this. Who's fat? No, no, no. No, he said, lunchbox said. Oh, yeah, Amy heard it.

Yeah. So I just walked in. I don't know what the conversation was, but I heard photo shoots coming up. and Eddie's filling out. Lunchbox sent me a note last night saying he'd like to talk about Eddie being fat. And I was like, what? Exactly.

And I didn't know what it meant. And I was like, that's kind of rude. Yeah, we do not need to say that about each other. All I was saying was that I felt a little worried about this photo shoot coming up because I just, you know, like I feel like I need to get like, I need to look better. These photos shoots don't really work in my favor. Well, all I was saying is that I felt like you were on this strict diet for a long time. For my health, yeah. and all of a sudden you slice your finger and everything's gone out the window.

You don't go for your night jogs. You're eating pizza, cake. You use that finger, I felt like, as an excuse to kind of just go back to old Eddie and let everything come out. Yeah, I cut my finger so I can let old Eddie come out. No, I cut. It was an accident. And then the hand therapist said, I can't work out until this heals. You can do nothing.

You can't lie. I can't do anything. No, he said no cardio because of this whole blood thing going on. No, that makes sense. I know people who have like, stop. Hey, I'm just saying what the doctor said. He cut an artery, y'all. I cut a tendon.

Stop it. Stop it. It's like an artery. Eddie, just think you're not. I thought you got an artery. Don't worry. Never mind. You can run, Eddie.

Just me. I thought you were good like to die. Anyway, so now since my friend said I was fat, I'm going to go on a diet again. Our shoots like next week. I know, it's a one week's strict bone broth diet. Dude, I'm eating nothing but bone broth. That's horrible. I don't even know what bone broth did.

It's disgusting. What does it's disgusting. back and someone will stand in front of you. Just have your head poking out. Eddie, you look fine. Don't let lunch drugs get to you. Thanks, Amy. You look great. Thanks, bones. Like you're not filling it out. I would think that you're concerned wouldn't be your body. Yeah. What is it? My brain? No, your head.

Because you're self-conscious about you're losing your hair. Oh, yeah. So should you wear a hat? No, no, no. What do I do about that? It's up to it. Listen, I took the pictures of my old teeth down because I was so self-conscious of it. I have my teeth fixed. So, either don't be self-conscious about it or do and put a hat on?

You have that cute hat you wear the one that makes you look a hipster, but you're really a dad. Okay. Cool. Nice little backhanded. A little bit of hard. Complement there. No,

you told us one time. Yeah, they had that looks really great in your mind. You told us one time that the babysitter, like, said something to you about your ass. You know that had that fits really well on you, but really doesn't match your age. That's what I heard, too.

I think you should do it makes you feel of always comfortable. Yeah. I think you should also just shave your head. Yeah, I'm not ready. Yeah, LeBron did it! Yeah, LeBron's like an awesome basketball player. So? You're like an awesome dad.

You're awesome producer on the Bobby Bone show. Yeah, no, not LeBron. I bet. Thank you guys, though. I appreciate it. Oh, okay. Photoshoot next week, bringing up lots of drama around here. A lot of pressure.

Do you have any advice for us for the photo shoot? I mean, we're your people. We want to make you look good. No, everybody looks great. Everybody just beat yourself. Thanks, man. Leave your shirts on lunchbox. I will.

Ray. I mean, Ray's Mr. No shirt now, but. Yeah. He thinks he is. Bachelor and Paradise is filming again. It's back. It's back, yeah. They are resuming filming after Warner Brothers says there's no evidence of sexual assault.

They had suspended it because of allegations and misconduct. And now they're like, okay, none. You know, my thing is, how about this guy? Yeah. Who gets thrown out under the bus and it's like sexual assault, sexual assault, sexual assault, sexual assault. Never mind. Oh, yeah. And, oh, sorry, all these tweets and posts are already all out there.

I think he lost his job. If I'm remembering, I think he lost like his regular job, too. Oh, no. Oh, I don't know. I think. But I mean, you would think maybe they would be like, if he didn't lose it, they might be like, we're going to need you to just like probably take a break for a little bit while we figure this out. Yeah, so they're not going to put the tape out, but they're going to show it to the attorneys. They're like, yeah, we have tape.

Wow. Wow. Yeah, he claims he lost his job over. Oh, my goodness. And if really nothing happened except consenting adults, like, that guy should like make some money on this. Who pays, though? Oh, everybody. the internet?

Everybody looked like that tweet. Shoot. Yes, yeah. Come on. Get your Bobby Bones on. I was up until after midnight last night. It was really late for me. I slept at three hours, but I was watching my girlfriend, Lindsay,

artist named Lindsay L, perform on Jimmy Kimball. She was, like, leading the band. And so she got a lot of FaceTime. I went to her like six times. And so I stayed up and watched it. I felt we were debating on the air if I should stay up or DVR it and watch it this morning. And so I watched it.

I think she wanted me to watch it without. She was like, do you just go to bed and watch it in the morning? She would have watched it for me. Yeah. She's far nicer than I am. And the fact that there's like controversy because that's her element. And I feel like kind of feel bad for her. But she's a big girl.

But I'm like, for me, I love it. Not for her, but for me. I love controversy. And for her, it's uncomfortable. For her, it's like, what's happening? I just want to get my music out there. But she is handling herself. But for me, I'm like, give me.

Just outside of that. I wish she wasn't involved in it. It was just me. Give me controversy. But anyway, she was good. Last night of Jimmy Kimmel. I was talking on Lunchbox, but he didn't, you didn't know any of the songs.

I recognized when she played her song, but then she was playing some other random ones. I was like, I guess these are new album cuts. No, they're not. So do you know this one? Horses running. Stampede. Rhylum was written round.

United. Texas town by the shack outside LaGrain They got love No, no, no talking about Just let me I got a lot nice girl

This is the first song she played Okay Very famous song To that A little mile Oh, They got a lot of nice scales Yeah, boys

Come on Come on So she did this song These are the guys With the beards Yeah, two of them I know that. And then she did this one.

You know that? I was thinking low ride er. But no, it's not it. Lenny Kravitz, you're going to go my way. Okay. All I got to know is how you're going to go my way. Okay. Nothing?

Nope. She did her songs too. I heard that. From her record, like waiting on you. You know that one? Yeah. I heard that one before. Okay.

And then criminal. That's hers. Okay. And then there was a horny one. Oh, with horns. Not a horny one. Yeah, it was a horny song. That's a song that she played this night out.

It comes out in like August. That one, it's not out. You wouldn't know that one. It's called champagne. Hit it. I don't know if I should. Should I? I don't know.

Well, people want to know what song. She did kind of play it last night. I'll play it long. Old school bluesy, Amy Winehouse. Yeah, Amy Winehouse. Yeah, just sing of that. Don't you dare take your hair. I have to swallow my.

I'm back when we walk into a crowd I love it when you do that Keep telling me I'm beautiful Even though this room is full A VIP's

Like that crystal chandelier Ain't got nothing on me You make me feel That's the song Okay But you hear the horns right Yes it's very heavy with horns Thank you

That's Yeah That's it That's it That was it So now I know all the songs. What's the horny one called? It doesn't exist yet.

That's called Champa. The horny one. All right, Amy has a whole pile of stories that she would go to. And sometimes we don't get to them. We go to Amy's pile. What do you have over there? Well, did you see Will Farrell gave $100,000 to a college student who needed tuition money because her father had to undergo cancer treatments?

No, I do. Yeah. Shout out Will Ferrell. Pretty amazing. I was wondering how those stories get out. Well, this was on the Today Show Yeah, I know, but I mean, I wonder if Because if I were given

Because I was helped a lot of the kids, people gave me things Like churches, youth groups, people would bring food over Yeah And I never was like, hey, Call the news and tell them I always wonder how those stories get out Like if I'm well-fell, would I be upset that someone told? No, I think he did it on the Today show

Oh, it's still awesome either way Yeah, it's, yeah. But I just always wonder how those get out, how the stories get out. I agree with you. And who wants them out? Yeah, because this is a different circumstance. But, yeah, sometimes there's big stories of big giving that happens, and it's like, how did that get out? But I'm going to tell you, the great thing about them getting out is even if, let's say welfare was like, I want to put this story out because I want people to know how good I am.

Yeah. It doesn't matter. Something good still happened. It inspires other people. Sometimes that's the whole purpose of it. Exactly. I agree. It's like, because there are things that we'll do, I'll do individually that we won't talk about.

There's something we do as a show that we're like, look at what we did because we think that it brings awareness to a cause. And maybe that was it. Right. Or we ask listeners to use hashtag Pimp and Joy and show us how are you choosing joy? How are you spreading joy? Pimp and joy. And it's like it's not bragging. It's like to put it out there to encourage and inspire others to spread it.

That's good for him. And I mean it in that way. I mean, absolutely good for him. I just wonder how it gets out there. Could he be doing it to promote his new movie? No, not that. No. Because the risk is not worth a reward.

You get busted doing that? No, no, I mean, I understand. Like, I'm saying he's doing it like he did it. I will give someone the benefit of the doubt. Absolutely. Does it have a new movie coming out? Yeah, it's called The House. I don't know if that is.

No. But I give him the benefit of the doubt. It's such a good deed. I don't care why he's doing it. That's my point. You're doing something good? I don't care why you're doing it. I don't care if it's totally solves reasons.

You're helping somebody? You want to hear the premise of a movie? Yeah. After losing their college fund, Scott and Kate, who's Amy Poehler, must figure out a way to earn some cash to pay for their daughter's college. Oh, okay. Well, either way, they still found a college kid that needed money. It's interesting. Okay, but I don't even care, is my point. It's still great. I mean, it's great. And if I'm Will Ferrell, I'm putting it out there too.

If I donate someone's college fund, you're going to know about it. Yeah. So is that why we don't know about your college fund? Well, I've not donated to anybody's college fund. I'll tell you that right now. So last year, Barbie underwent the massive makeover. And this. time it's kin's time to shine. Not just one. There's like 12 of them. Yeah, there's like 10 that were released yesterday. It was like Oatown.

Five more are coming in a few months and we're talking like different hair color, skin color, eye color, their body shapes change. One has a man bun. That was my standout. One has glasses like me. Really? Yeah. Man bun glasses.

What was Dad Bod? Like me. Oh, Dad Bodkin? I don't think Dad Bodkin made it. Oh, that's not real? I don't think he made the cut. Yeah. There are only three body types, slim, broad, and original.

Which one would you be? Probably original. Recipe. So you know who Warren. You know who Warren. You know who Warren Sapp is, obviously. Football player. Really good football player.

Subject controversy in the later years. Well, he's an NFL Hall of Famer, and he's opened up about his memory issues, and he has pledged to donate his brain to CTE research for the concussion situation. He's going down. He's youngish, and he's already having memory issues. I would say he's in his 40s, right? like upper 40s Like we're gonna In the next 10 to 15 years

Football is gonna be like sugar We're gonna be like why were we letting people do that So but football let me ask you Wow Wow He's already forgetting stuff He's already saying like I'm gonna donate my brain to research And I played football and it was a big part of my life

And I learned how to fight adversity I learned team building But you can't hit heads like that The rules have to change You can't hit heads like that over and over again Or your brains will be It just makes sense You hit heads over and over again

you know what hurts, what's in the head. And at that speed, at that... Okay, so football will still be around, but we're talking different protection and rules. You remove things like the kickoff return. You remove head, some of the offensive line stuff where they're slamming heads over and over again. Yeah. There are things you have to change. The sport will not last.

I don't want to keep my son from playing football if you wants to play it, but it makes me nervous. Hitting heads over and over in anything, anything is not good. So football, hockey, whatever you want to do. But this is... Football is the one where you literally must go hit the other person. Yeah. Hockey, you do some other stuff to fake like you're trying to do this, but then you hit the other person.

But yeah. There's concussions. We're learning about them now. This is a time where it's all coming to science. We're like, oh. Wow. What else? Okay.

Of the four of us, raise your hand or say I if you floss every day. I do. I. Every day? Every day. Mostly every day. Sometimes at least three times a day. Wow.

That's good. I keep my floss next to my bed. So I. And I pee all the time It's just stupid You floss in bed? Yeah, I'll do. I floss.

We're about right, because Bobby and I floss every day. You two don't. And a study shows that 50% of people floss every day and close to 25% of people lie about it. Oh, wow. I also think that more than 20% lie about it. More?

You think so? Yeah. Only those dental hygienists know. You can't lie. And you're like, I blow. I floss every day. Sometimes I bleed because I over floss. Still.

I'm trying to be the new superhero. Iron gums. But it doesn't. Listen. I didn't used to be a flosser at all, but gum disease is real, y'all. Yeah? Yeah. If you can floss, shout out, do it.

Breaking news. Gum disease is real. That's my dentist told me. She's saying it's way more prevalent than we think. Oh, yeah. Like it really. And we're getting older. It's like heart disease.

Yes. Like, I'm getting a lecture by my doctor about heart disease. And I heard actually bringing up heart disease. I'm. I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard not flossing could maybe cause heart problems. Stop. I'm not joking. And impotence. Really?

Yeah. So, Eddie, I don't know what impotence is. Wow. Bobby, you're not, you're missing it. Lunchbox isn't a way that is. Oh, you know what impotence is? No idea. Please just guess.

Give us a guess. Hold on, no, no, I have no idea what impotence. Yeah. I have no idea what that means. Do you swear on your life? I swear on my life. Why would I know what impotence is? Let him guess.

Let him guess. Hold on, I have to give them the real truth, though. NLR, do you know what eminence is? No, I have no idea what impotence means. He's telling the truth. I know. Okay, so now guess. If you had to guess what impotence is, what would you say?

Like you're dumb? Yep. Okay. Like you're not smart? Guess more. Break the word down. Like you're unable, you're like not smart. You can't process things.

Like you can't, you don't know meanings. Yeah. Impetism. How do you spell it? I am. Poe, P. Tense. I am.

Not M-O. Impetence. There you go. Like it up? A presenter. He squinting. Human suffering from impotence. No, impotence.

Impotence feel confident up to ask their GP for advice. General practitioner. Yeah. Go ahead. What is it, though? What's the definition? That's what it says. I googled it, and that's a noun.

What would you be uncomfortable to ask your doctor for help with? People speak constantly of their social and political impotence. Impotence, whatever you're saying. I don't understand. Did he Google the right word? Definition, that's what it says. Let me try it again. To hit images.

Oh, no. I'm going to dictionary.com. Go to Irvin Dictionary. It says weakness. Oh, well, I don't. Oh. Yeah. Once you get down to like number three or four, that's when it tells you.

It should be number one with a bullet. It should be. No, that would be lack of bullet. It should be number one, too, three, about to get him. Did you hear him? That would be lackable. Yes, I did. Funny joke.

He didn't even know what it was five minutes ago. Now he's making jokes. Joe's cracking puns over there. This is a dad who's a doctor and he's trying to get this legislation to go through. It says, hey, we should not let kids under 13 have cell phones. And I'll read you what he says. Him? Smart dad.

He proposed the legislation after he noticed children growing moody and withdrawn. The law would require stores to screen customers' purchases and refuse sales of phones by any preteens. Demand would also make a retailer submit monthly purchase reports to the Colorado Department of Revenue. And then it goes to research shows that kids can be on the phone too much. Okay. Eddie, your data, too. Yes. Oh, I'm strongly for this.

And I don't think he's talking about the phone part, the actual communication with the parents. He's talking about the smartphone and all the apps and everything else. Because kids, you see them now with just iPads, and they get in that. And yes, it changes their moods. Like, my kids can watch something on their iPad for an hour or 30 minutes, they come out just like zombies. Isn't that a good parent? Like, aren't we making too many laws?

Yeah. Shouldn't we not have the government involved in every part of parenting life? Yeah, but some parents aren't smart enough to realize certain things. Yeah, but you can't go in and control everything in every home just because the parents not a smart shoe. If it's better for human life? I don't think it's better for human life. And honestly, when you read the headline of that, I thought, okay, I'm interested. He's a doctor.

Maybe it's because their brains aren't fully developed in cell phones cause cancer. We don't know what they're doing to our bodies. I thought that's the route you're going to go. I was like, huh, I could see that. But it's because I don't think he can regulate that in people's homes. Some people think TV's bad. Do you want to go take TVs out of everybody's home? That was the thing for us as kids.

Like people watch TV all the time. Yeah, we used to read. Yeah, back in order we had a wood stove and we'd sit by the wood stove reading the history of Moby Dick. Yeah. It's always something. Yeah. That's not making laws for everything. Yeah.

Like, let's make real laws. Bobby for president. I'd vote. No, you vote for this guy. He named him running. I like what he's saying, though. I mean, you have a law. But your kid has an iPad.

He does. You go to jail. So you need a law to tell you. I would give my iPad away and be like, all right, I can't do it. It's against the law. I would. I love what he's saying. More parents need to do this.

Just tell them it's against the law. They don't know. Oh, that's true. Good point. Just lie to our kids. Or just be a good parent, Eddie. If you don't think that's a good parent, then just be a good parent. And Eddie, the minute you need your kid entertain.

on that drive from Nashville to Texas. You're going to be like, here's the iPad. Let's make the law for only a home use. Home use. Not road trips. Not road trips. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I want to say hello to all the listeners in Austin that brought the chair to the Austin studio.

Did you get said on Instagram? Saw it. It's pretty awesome. Oh, that's where it's out? I was like, where is that chair? No, so what started is the B team, meaning the second place team. Also, B's the first letter of my name. So we started calling, like,

the hardcore group, the B team. And so the B team made a chair that says B team monogrammed on it. They took it to the Austin studio and dropped it off. Because Garth is bringing my chair up here. He's set on the 28th. And so, seven days, one week, fun week. Okay. One week from today is when Garth Brooks's chair is a right.

I'm the last one that doesn't have a chair. So, like, Eddie has one from Tim McGrath. Yeah, chair McGratham. Lunchbox has one from Carrie Underwood. Cherry Underwood. Ray has one from Kitmore. Sitmore. Amy has one from Dirk's Bentley.

My Bentley. Yeah. And so here I am an old, just kidding. It's a good name. Thank you. Old Rusty. Hey. But one week from now, Garth Brooks brings his chair.

Yeah. What are you expecting? I don't know. I like to get my hopes up. I hope it's just Garth and I sit in the lap for a whole show. What are you going to call it? Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like just Garth sits in a chair and I sit in his lap. That wouldn't be awkward at all. For him. No. If you're asking, I mean, that'd be fun He probably have to get a body double sometimes No, no, no, no, that's the rule. He has to always be here, so if everyone can get up,

he plays a song, he plays a song. Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, how do you think about that? Interesting. You ask me what I wanted. Yeah, that's really interesting. Yeah, very interesting. If you want to hear the whole show back,

just search for it on IHeartRadio or iTunes. Also, I did a bobby cast at my house last night with Karen Fairchild of Little Big Town. And it was talking about, I mean, everything, but when they first started in Joe Don Rooney from Rascal Flats with part of the group, and never... That's crazy.

Yeah, we talked for an hour and a half. Imagine if that, if it planned out, I mean, we wouldn't know any different. We wouldn't know any different. Yeah, it would be like, Joe Don, Kimberly, and Karen. So that's there, and, you know, they had four, they've had four record labels. Wow. Like, it's a really cool story about struggle

and just fighting and... Persevering. Yeah, it's good. So Bobby Cash is the name of that. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Thank you for being here. You could be anywhere in the whole world with your ears, but you're here. Appreciate that.

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