The Bobby Bones Show - Is Bobby Getting Friend Zoned By His Love Interest? + Jake Owen Calls In

Episode Date: November 6, 2018

The girl Bobby has been dating said something that makes him think he may be getting 'friend-zoned.' Also, Jake Owen calls in to talk about the new USA show "Real Country."  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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How about you? Good. It was a good night last night. Yeah. I mean, listen, I moved on on Dancing with the Stars. Semifinals in the house. Yeah. Right?

Mm-hmm. And I also know the only reason I'm here in the semifinals is because the people voting for me. Like, I'm so grateful to our listeners. Let's not let it be long. on the fact that I know where my bread is buttered, right? Yeah. Okay. Two, I got to finally announce last night that I'm going to be full-time on American Idol next year.

Next, you know. And that's pretty cool. Big night. Yeah, big night. So I survived. I got my highest scores ever on Dancing with the Stars. We've got three-eighths. Still, it was lower than most of everybody else.

But I can't compare myself to them on scores. What did you think about that? I mean, I thought three-eighths was appropriate. I thought it was good. I kind of thought maybe you'd get like a nine-thes. thrown in there, but I'll take it. It was my highest score. Yeah.

I just, I don't, I've, like I said, one weeks before this, like, whatever the judges do, fine, it doesn't matter. I feel like our listeners are going to show up to vote for you, so we're good. Yeah, our listeners are awesome. Yeah. And I mean, I voted. Let me ask you a question. Oh.

Let me ask you a question. When your husband puts his arms around you, do you feel safe? Yeah. That's how I feel with our listeners, whenever I'm standing on that stage at the end of, of it. I feel like all our listeners' arms are wrapped around me, and I feel pretty safe. Speaking of my husband, he voted for you last night for the first time ever. Yeah, I mean, all on his own. I didn't even ask him. Like, he just kind of, I was on the phone with him and he was like, voted for Bobby eight times. He's like, the first time I've ever voted for anything

that wasn't like an election. Which today's election day, too, by the way. And I hope everybody votes. I met my, did mine absentee ballot. I mill mine off because I know I wouldn't be home. home to actually go and vote. So, you know, we'll talk about that. Lunchbox, how are you? I'm great, man. Congratulations on making the semifinals. You're doing great.

Still not to where you said you're going to go, so you got to keep going. Yeah, I wonder, because I think there are six left now, right? There's six left. Two shows, I think they go six. They'll probably have to cut two or three next week. Oh, that's tough. That's a lot of cuts. It's a lot of cuts.

I just wonder where Lunchmark stands. Lunchbox, do you think I can win this show? Nope. Oh, my goodness. Come on, you guys. Like, where's the fap? What, Amy? So what? He's top six.

That's not that. That's fine. But like I said, I don't even think he's top five. So if he makes it past next week, he proves me wrong. He makes the top five. But that doesn't... I'm not trying to prove you wrong. I'm trying to prove our listeners right.

That's all. Well, listen, we're back. Got a good night last night. We'll catch up with everybody. Jake Owen, we'll talk to him coming up in the next half hour or so. Got a good Tuesday show for you. Welcome to it. The Bobby Bones Show.

Big Three Stories It's producer Raimundo. Make sure you get out there and vote today. It's the midterm elections. Bose polling places are open until 6 p.m. In weather news, bad weather along the East Coast. It could be some storms. Careful on those roads.

60 and 70 everywhere else. And finally, congrats to Bones. He moved on another week on Dancing with the Stars. He's on to the semifinals. On the Bobby Bones show now. Jake Owen. What up, dude? You're on the air. What's up, man?

We're just talking about your song, how it's my favorite song on the radio. right now. I appreciate that, man. It's my favorite song on the radio right now. It's been one of those songs that's kind of like, I knew, you know, I loved it when we recorded it, but I don't know. I think it's got that kind of sing-along thing. I really noticed it shows with all the people. I mean, just screaming at the top of their lungs each line. It's pretty cool. So I appreciate you saying that, man. Are you feeling it, though, like you go and play shows? I go down to the, they yell at that? Yeah, they do, man. You can feel it. Like, I've been fortunate enough for, a lot of years I have a record deal.

And, you know, I tell people this all the time. Like, we all put out songs because we want them to do the best that we possibly can. And we also think that when we put these songs out, that that's the best that we have at that moment. And sometimes they work. Sometimes they don't. It's kind of like stepping up to the plate. Man, I would say, you want to hit it out of the park. You want to hit a home run.

But sometimes you strike out. And I've struck out a few times in my life before. But this one in particular feels like a home run for sure. It feels like the way people are singing it, the way. people are coming out to shows even more and more people are now coming. It's funny what one song in your career will do like that. So pretty fortunate right now. Jake Owen is on with us right now.

How you been like personally? Everything good? Personally, I've been really great. I appreciate you asking. I'm actually down in Florida right now in Yistero, Florida, which is just outside Naples, which is where my little girl lives with her mom. And I'm currently looking out my bus window.

And I have Pearl running around outside with her birthday at this month. months. I'm having a early birthday party. She's got a little mermaid bounce house. We have a dunk tank that she's expecting her dad to get into any minute. And a magician is out there. We got a little carnival going on outside the bus. Dang. I wish my dad was Jake Owen. Yeah, I know. I feel bad. I looked at this today when I pulled up and I saw it. I hope I'm not spoiling her, but I guess any dad would do anything for his little girl. I hope I'm not spoiling her. He's got a fucking bounce house and Little Mermit. A magician.

Come on, that's cool. How old does she know? She's six. We just did sound check and she sang at the top of her lungs, Marin Morris and the Dead, the middle song. She loves that song. So I had the band learn it so she could get up there and singing on stage.

As a father, it's pretty cool to watch her just have zero fear and get up there and just like crush it. So maybe she picked some of that up for me. I don't know. Jake Owen's on with us right now, and Jake is on the show Real Country coming out November 13th on USA. Tell me about the show. Working with Chennai, Twain, Travis Tri, we basically are what they call panelists.

We're not judges, and we were able to handpick seven individual different artists apiece. So there's 21 artists on the show. And each show, we introduce one of these artists and tell them why we think they're there and why we believe that they're great enough to be the next big force in country music. And then it's up to those individual artists at that point to step out and showcase their talent. And at that moment, the crowd there gives a one to five-star rating

as to how they thought those artists did. And that artist moves on depending on if they have the highest score or not. I've always loved giving credit to those guys and girls that are coming up and trying to help them any way I can because I know I got to where I am from people helping me. So it's really fulfilling for me as an artist to be able to help others and give them a little bit of the advice that I've learned along the way. There he is.

Jake Owen. I will talk to you again before the show comes out. Real Country on November 13th. And I'll let you get back to it, my friend. Good to talk to you, man. You too, buddy. Thanks a lot for calling, man. I appreciate everything.

All right, see you, bud. There he is. See you, man. One of my favorite segments and one of the segments that the listeners love because it's just about food. Now time for Food World with Morgan number two. It's time for Food World. Numb, Numb Numb with Morgan number two. Numb Numb Numb, you're up, Morgan number two.

So Pizza Hut is working on a fully automated robot run pizza kitchen that will be in the flat bed of a truck. So if I'm right, someone drives the truck, right? Correct. But then everything else is a robot. It's like the ice cream truck, but nobody's in it. You just go and get pizza. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's really cool.

and so it's going to be driving around town. The ice cream truck used to drive around my neighborhood and you would hear the ice cream song. Did you guys have ice cream truck as a kid? Yeah. And you would hear it somehow three towns away. Yeah. It pierced the sky with the ice cream music.

And then it would come and I would get like a star pop. Oh. And I would save up my yard mulling money. And sometimes I buy my neighbor Scotia ice cream and I feel so cool. Because I was like, I got you, dude. Don't worry about it. Yeah. I get two star pops on me, buddy.

And then he still beat me up sometimes. Rude. Yeah. I know, right? So, okay, when's that going to start, Morgan number two? Do we have any idea? Nope, they're just working on it right now. In Black Mirror, the show on Netflix, this exists in the future.

But the fact that all this stuff is happening, it's crazy. And that is Food World with Morgan number two. That was Food World with Morgan number two. Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30-second skinny. Sing a version of his wife, Carrie Underwood's song, before he cheats.

It's about outdoors and hunting. Here's a clip. Right now, he's probably out grazing with the corn-fed dough, and he's probably getting risky. Right now, he's probably checking her scent for a little estrus, and he's willing to get risky. Right now, he's probably up behind. That's funny.

What are you thinking about that, Amy? I want to keep, I want to keep listening. Oh, turn it up, keep it up, keep it up. And he don't know. There you go. There's Mike Fisher, former hockey player, Carrie Underwood's husband. All right, what else, Morgan, number two?

Zach Brown Band took part in Mickey's 90th spectacular, celebrating Mickey Mouse's birthday. Here's them performing the Bear Necessities from the Jungle Book. Look for the bare necessity. The simple bear necessity. I love this person. I love Zach Brown Band. I love this song.

It might be my favorite Disney song ever that I know. The Bear Necessities. I don't even have ever seen Jungle Book, but I love this song. That's good. Yeah, there you go. Morgan number two, anything else? Yeah, you were announced as the American Idol's first official full-time mentor last night during Dancing with the Stars. It was, yeah.

Full-time. What does that mean? It means I'm on every episode. It means if I'd have been kicked off Dancing with the Stars, I'd went to all the audition cities too. But I was doing this show, so I couldn't because they're doing audition cities right now. but I go starting Hollywood Week, which is in like two weeks, and I just start, and I do all season, every episode. Yeah, like I'm full-time on the show on American Idol.

It's crazy. I don't even know my, like, I'm from Mountain Pine, Arkansas, population 700 people, and now I'm going to be on American Idol full-time. It's crazy. It's still hadn't sunk in yet, Amy. Like, it really hasn't sunk in yet. Yeah. So I've kind of been not even thinking about it.

I've been dancing so much. Yeah, you've got to focus on one thing at the time. I get it. I'm trying to get that mirror ball. That's right. We got one goal right now. Mirror ball. That's right.

Yeah. All right. Morgan number two, is that it? Yep, I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

The manager of an outbacked steakhouse in Abilene, Texas is a hero because police say she saved a life of an infant. The four-month-old baby fell out of a car seat, hit his head on the concrete, stopped breathing. The mom grabbed the baby, ran in the restaurant. I said, does anybody know how to help? And the manager did a baby sternum rub? and CPR and save the baby. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

How'd she know how to do that? I don't know. If it was not for the actions of Patricia, the life of this infant might not have had this outcome. Police said in a news response. That's crazy. That's awesome. That's reacting under pressure.

That's being prepared. And that's what's all about right there. This story comes to us from Connecticut. A man was on his way home around 2. a.m. He's like, oh, there's Wendy's. I'm going to grab me something to eat. Pulls up in the drive-thru and he sees a cop in front of him. So he's like, I'm going to do something nice. I'm going to go buy the cop's meal. Gets out of his car, walks up to the window. He's like, hey, officer, don't worry about it.

I'm going to pay for your meal. Officer's like, hmm, it smells like you got some alcohol on your bread. Oh, no. Gives him a breathalizer, cuffs them and stuffs them. DWI. And you know what he should have? But you know a little bit of the cop I was like, oh man, this guy was trying to do something nice for me. Now I've got to arrest him. Yeah, I know.

But the guy shouldn't have been drinking. All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. I'll translate.

The study says that people who drink black coffee have the most psychopathic and sadistic traits. What? Like if you just drink black, coffee. They did a survey with a thousand people. They self-reported their taste preferences, and they answered the rest of the personality questionnaire. And they found that psychopathy, narcissism, trait aggression, all of these were associated most commonly with people who just drank black coffee by itself. Now, let's talk about that. Because I, in the last month,

I started drinking coffee. Let me tell you about my coffee. First of all, I get it and I pour it from a little, what does this thing call it you pour it out of? coffee pot? Thank you. So I pour it out of the coffee pot. I pour it into my cup. I only pour like half the cup full of coffee in like a styrofoam cup. The other half is I put lots of sugar, like four packs of sugar. And then I fill it basically the other half up with half and half because in my mind that means half of coffee half and half and half. Oh my gosh. Use that much half and half. That's like thick cream. Yeah. It's like a cream sickle but warm. So and it's always like French vanilla or something. So it's like a French vanilla drink. Wow.

That's my coffee. So I'm the opposite of black coffee. Amy, what is yours? I mean, no, I don't really do coffee black. I can. I mean, there's, I can, but that's not my preference. Yeah. My husband drinks it black, though.

That would be me, bones. And Eddie does. Eddie does. Eddie, our video producer, you drink straight black coffee? Straight black coffee. I've probably been drinking that for the last like year. And I'm what now, according to your study? I'm what? A psychopath.

Oh my goodness. Yeah, narcissistic psychopath. And lunchbox doesn't drink coffee. No, I'm straight hot chocolate. I wonder what that says. It means you're awesome. Today is also Election Day, by the way. Lunchbox wants to vote so we can get in Taylor Swift's Insta story.

Yes. Wait, what? Oh yeah, Taylor Swift. I don't know if you guys pay attention to her Insta story. If you vote and you send her a picture with an I-voted sticker, she's been including people that vote in her Insta story. So she says, go out and vote, and I'll put you in my Insta story. So I'm going to vote so I can get my sticker.

and I'm going to send her a picture, so hopefully she picks me. That would be so cool. Exactly. That's what I said. I was like, how crazy would that be if you're scrolling through Taylor Swift's Insta story? And there I am in my I voted sticker. Oh my gosh. Lunchbox, you better get on that.

Oh, you better believe it. Tagger, tagger, tagger. Don't you think she has a, by the way, good on Taylor Swift for saying, hey, everybody go vote. And when you do, I want to share the fact that you voted because that's actually going to make people vote. Although I think lunchbox would have. voted anyway. He's a pretty responsible citizen. But I mean...

But this makes it utmost priority today is to get on the Insta story. I got to get there early because if I send my picture early enough, it'll be the first one she sees. Well, I don't know. I think she's already been reposting people too. Is it really her seeing it or her people? I don't know. I can tell you about mine. It's never

my people. I don't even have people that run my Instagram. It's all you. It's all me. My Twitter. My Instagram, the only time that Morgan number two has ever touched my personal Instagram or Twitter is when I went on that therapy thing for like three days. And I knew that I had like I heart radio announcement that I had to post. Oh, yeah. I was wondering how you did that. I didn't know who it was if it was Mike D or Morgan number two.

But I don't have any people that run my social media accounts. The show is Morgan number two, the Bobby Bone Show accounts. Yeah. But no, my accounts are me. So if you want to slide in those DMs, nobody's still sliding. Amy, I've been on national show. No, nobody's slut. The Bobby Bone Show.

Amy, are you Christmased up yet? No, not yet. You feel like you need to be because of your kids, or are you just kind of wait until after Thanksgiving? I want to be, and it'll probably all go down after Thanksgiving. That's typically when I kind of let it all out. I did listen to some Mariah Carey all I went for Christmas the other day, and it felt good, and I've dabbled in the Hallmark Christmas movies,

but no decorations or anything. All right, so you're waiting. in. Yeah. I'm like, I got one foot in the door. People who decorate early for Christmas are happier than people who wait. I was reading this story this morning. I was handed this one. Because Christmas decorations evoke the strong feelings of childhood. So putting them up early extends the excitement. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving and I don't have any plans for Thanksgiving. Okay. Usually, I would rather have something in my house or my dog and I would have a thing. But it's Because I got to announce I'll be on American Idol full time last night.

Yeah. It's the only time that I'll have like four days off. So I finish Dancing with the Stars, the finale. If I make it or even if I don't make it, I get, I have to, I'm there. Because everybody has to be at the finale. And then I have like four days off. Then I start taping for American Idol. And one of those days is Thanksgiving, I cannot wait for it.

Are you doing anything in Nashville? I mean, right now I think we're going to go to Austin to be with my dad. because at this point by Thanksgiving, my dad should be discharged from the hospital. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't think he'll be eating yet per se, but at least we can. Yeah, at least we could be a family. I know. It's just like Thanksgiving, kind of like share a meal maybe or maybe we'll just drink some, you know.

Just not sit in a hospital room. Liquid. Oh, I know. I'm pumped for sure. So right now that's the plan. I just don't know for sure if it'll actually happen. No, good for you. I'm not even feeling a bit bummed about not having Thanksgiving plans.

I'm just pretty excited about having time off. Having a few days. I haven't laid in my own bed in maybe almost three weeks. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm pretty excited about that. Put your Christmas decorations up. Anyone in the room have their decorations up? No, no, no, no.

Okay, cool. It makes you happier, though, just in case. It does make you happier. Bobby Vaugh! Ariana Grande released this song called Thank you Next, that talks about Pete Davidson and I was kind of fascinated with their dating because he was a nerd and funny.

Yeah. I kind of was like, good. Good to see somebody nerdy and funny. You know, get the hot girl. So here's some of Thank You Next. Even almost got married and for feet I'm so thankful. He was a name.

So. She already put a song out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. But there's this whole thing where I found a bunch of songs

that were inspired by celebrity breakups, I'll play you the song. Tell me who they broke up with, am you ready? Okay. The first one is Deer John from Taylor Swift.

Here's the song. Do you know who that is? John Mayer. Yes. That's Taylor Swift. How about John Mayer? Okay? How about this one?

From Justin Timberlake, Cry me a River. Do you know who that was written about? Bernie Spears. Yeah, good. Okay. Like, how can I remember this stuff but like in school?

I can't remember important stuff. Who was? This is from Katie Perry called Wide Awake. Here you go. Do you recognize the song? I'm Wide Awake. Yeah. Go ahead.

Shoot. I might need a little hint. Just a teeny tiny hint. Well, it's going to give it away, but she was married to him. Oh, Russell Brand. Yeah. Okay. Kind of forget about that marriage, huh?

I don't know why I had Travis McCoy in my head. Did they date? Early, yeah. They sure did. They sure did. Okay, how about this one? Here is Miley Cyrus Recking Ball. Who's this about?

I feel like it's a sort of. tricky because they're together now, but is it about Liam? Yeah, Liam Hemsworth, good one. Yeah, this is, you know, they've been on and off again. Good, good for you. Yep, another fun fact that I know for some reason. Okay. How about this one from Taylor Swift?

I knew you were trouble. Okay. Okay, it's either, I feel like I have two guys in my head right now. Go ahead, talk it out. Okay, for whatever reason, I have Taylor Latner in my head, but I also have Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, neither are right. The Terry Stiles.

Oh, my God. Sorry, there's something. You want another one, or are you done with this game? No, I want to play. Okay, how about this one from Justin Bieber? I love yourself. My mom, I don't like you, but she likes everyone. And I never like to admit that I was wrong.

What a jam, huh? So good. Yeah, who's that about? Justin Bieber, who do you write that about? I mean, I have Selena Gomez in my head, but I don't feel like he really. wrote it about her. But did he? What's your answer?

Well, Selena. Correct. All right, one more. John Mayer wrote, Still Feel Like Your Man. After the breakup with who? Here we go. Wow, you nailed that.

Yeah. Come on. Who's that about? Katie Perry. Yeah, good. That's good. That's good. You did good there.

Yeah. It's fun. You got all of them right, but like one or two. Yeah, I'm actually kind of glad I missed a couple, you know? Yeah, good for you. Yeah, that's fun.

Totally lame. It's a Bobby Bones show. Over to my far right, our video producer, Eddie. And so, Eddie, somebody in your neighborhood stole a car? Yes, a kid. A kid stole the car. What happened? So I guess he stole his mom's car, and he didn't know how to drive because he was 15 years old, didn't have a license,

took it for a little joy ride, only made it about 200 yards, and he ran into another house. What? Yeah. Hard? It hit the garage, so it didn't hit, like, luckily where anyone was sleeping or anything. So he hit the corner of the garage and then all the neighbors came out. Next thing you know, cops come out.

They arrest him. He goes to jail. A 15-year-old stole a car crashed into a house. In your neighborhood. They arrested him? In my neighborhood. Yes. And he was off to jail.

Wow. So wait, what happened? How does this end? Well, I don't know. I didn't follow up on the story. We were all just like, wow, like this is crazy. Our neighborhood's so peaceful and quiet. And this happens.

And I've seen the car. It stayed in the whoever owns. the house, you know, that stayed right there. Let's, uh, let's do this. Let's go around the room. What's the most you've ever been in trouble with the law? Okay. When lunchbox, oh, that's right.

Lunchbox went to jail for the radio show. Hold on. Lunchbox, that doesn't count. Lunchbox went to jail. He looks so sad, by the way. Yeah, yeah. We don't, let's talk, non-radio show related. The most you've ever been in trouble with the law.

I'll go first. I got a speeding ticket. That's it. Oh, man. I know. I'm weak. Amy, even, even, even, Amy rolled her eyes at me just now.

Well, I mean, but I'm trying to think of mine. You never got, like, as a kid, like public in talks or anything like that? Come on, Amy. Amy, you're pretty wild. Possession. M. My pee. Bobby's like, you never got busted for getting drugs.

Like, what? You weren't a mule? No. I mean, I had friends that got arrested at my dad's house because I threw a party, but I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. Because I went back to my mom's house. See, my dad's house, my mom and my dad were very different.

My dad allowed me to have friends over and he allowed alcohol. My mom did not. So when he would go out of town, I could have parties at his house. And so I would go out for the night and have a party at my dad's house, but I have to be home at my mom's house in time for curfew. Well, some of my friends, I would allow them to spend the night at my dad's house. And one time the police came and I had already left to go home because I had curfew. but my friend was like passed out on my dad's couch and the cop whoever the other friend was

opened the door and allowed the officer in once you open the door and they're allowed to go in and she went woke my friend up and he got arrested and yeah I got in trouble for that one but you didn't but my friend went to jail yeah did you ever get anything more than a speeding ticket ever no I haven't ever been in trouble with the law contrary to what you might think. Well, I mean, you just were a little wilder before your days now. Yeah.

Yeah. But I never... Yeah, she was. I never got... I was like a good... She's like, beep, yeah, baby. I didn't do... I wasn't like horrible, but yes, I would have, like, the parties at my house.

But again, my dad allowed it. Like, he knew we were having that party. My mom was so not happy. Lunchbox? Most you've ever been in trouble with the law. When I was 10 years old, we were throwing some tennis balls at cars. And hitting them and running. And then we were sitting there and here comes this car.

So we hitting the bushes on the side of this house thinking, oh, no big deal. And two cop cars pull up and they, get out here, get on your knees, get on your knees. And so we were on the main street in my neighborhood, on my knees with my hands behind my head. And they had the flashlights on us. Like, what do you think you're doing? And they were just chewing us out. And Jackson was 12. He's like, what do you think you're doing showing these 10-year-olds how to behave?

And they yelled at Jackson for like 30 straight minutes. Jackson pooped his pants. Oh, yeah. And so then they took us to our house and we had to talk to our parents. Oh, no. I got plenty of those stories. Just got Jackson on Front Street, by the way. I didn't say his last name, Baker.

Did you ever get in trouble as an adult and get put in jail? No, I'd been detained, you know, but nothing, I mean. Detained for what? We're drinking too much. Well, drinking, you know, like sit right here until you get it, like, put you in a cab when you're downtown of the bar or stuff like that. and they never arrested me just because I'm stumbling down the street. They detain you, but then they put you in a cab

and send you home. So I don't consider that trouble because they just helped me get a safe ride home. Yeah. Oh, good. Eddie? No, no. Speeding ticket is the most I've ever gotten in trouble for it.

What kind of a good show then, huh? Yeah. Yes. Did you think we were not? What kind of answers did you think we were going to get? I don't know. I don't know. You never know what this show.

Like sometimes Amy will go, yeah, when I was 19, I was in a Turkish prison. We're like, what? Yeah, you never know. You never know. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Earlier this year, the people of Clinton County, Iowa got some sad news when their local

representative for Toys for Tots was moving so that way they weren't going to have toys for tots. The kids weren't going to get toys. Well, Scott Stubblefield said, we can't have that happen. He started Scott for Tots. And he started collecting toys. And now the kids, they used to get toys for Tots, they're going to get Scott for Tots. Interesting. And it rhymes.

I love that. And there's also an episode of the office where it's Scott's tots where Michael Scott promises all these kids that he's going to pay for their college when they're in elementary school and then it's their graduation day and they're like, we can't wait.

And he has to show up and go, I don't have the money to do it. I mean, it's one of the most uncomfortable episodes of the office that exist. But good for this guy's Scott and Scott's tots. And listen, I was a kid that didn't get many Christmas presents.

sometimes, sometimes nothing if it wasn't for church or for other parents, you know, putting their money together by me present. So I like that when anybody does anything. They don't have to for someone else. It's a good story. That's what it's all about. Thank you very much. That was Tell Me Something Good. Did you know you could roll all of your credit card debt into one monthly payment at a lower fixed interest rate?

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slash country. That's lightstream.com. Go to lightstream.com slash country. Subject to credit approval, rate includes 0.50% auto pay discount terms and conditions apply and offers are subject to change without notice. Visit lightstream.com slash country for more information. Folks, it's your buddy and mind. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, time now to go over to Amy and get your laugh on with the morning corny.

Here we go. The morning corny. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Come on, you got this. What do you get when you divide a pumpkin by the circumference of its diameter? Pumpkin pie. Pie 3.14? No, I just...

If I have trouble repeating it back. Guys... Oh, come on. Amy, you couldn't even get the word diameter and circumference out. I would just say, what do you get when you have 3.14 pumpkins? Pumpkin pie. Oh, that's a good one. You know what I'm saying?

Thank you. Thank you. That's the morning, morning. Thank you. Thank you. That was the morning corny. What's up with those big words? I don't know what circumference is.

It's around it. Hey, Amy, what do you have? You have another one standing by? Because sometimes if it's not a good one, our listeners go to work and they feel like they don't have a good joke with them. What? What's not good about that one? Do you have another one? Not right now.

Okay, I'm going to come back to you in like a minute. What? So go search for it. No, I mean, I just have to think of them. Oh, you don't write your own joke. Stop that. Come on. Search for it. I got a B-12 shot yesterday before dancing with the stars.

If they put in your hip, it doesn't hurt that bad. They put on your shoulder, it hurts. Oh, yeah. I always get it in the hip butt. area. Oh, I didn't. And the doctor was like, pull your pants down. I was like, oh, no. And he gave it to me. And I felt, I was kind of feeling run down. I could tell, you know, I don't complain about it on the show, but I haven't had a day off in three months. And I'm dancing like six or seven hours a day. And it's not even something to complain about. It's actually something that's, I've chose to do that I chose to do. So, but yeah, I got a B-12 shot. I felt like I was shot out of a cannon. My partner got a little upset with me after the dance last night, because, I She was like, you were shot out of a cannon. You were going too fast. And I was like, ah, B-12 shot.

What you want? I know. You're kind of making me want to go get one. I know. Amy, you have another joke for us here. Yeah. Okay. Ramundo, if you don't mind hitting that morning corny tag again.

The morning corny. Where do you find a turkey with no legs? Where do you find a turkey with no legs? Exactly where you left it. Oh, come on. That's a good one. That's a good one. Come on. There you go.

Hit that again. That was the morning corny. That was a pretty funny one, though, really. Okay. You don't think that one was funny? I mean, you don't have to be smart to figure that one out. You did have to be super smart to figure out the other one. Sometimes I like to challenge you guys with the corny.

Boneso. Amy, what's that story? So this guy, like, took a sleeping pill before the plane took off. So while they were still on the tarmac, he was totally passed out. And the flight attendants couldn't get him to wake up or anything. So they got concerned, and they ended up kicking him off the flight before it even took off. Oh, this poor guy. Yeah, he was just trying to sleep.

But obviously, I guess they couldn't get him to wake up or do anything or move. And so they were like, ooh, yeah. Did they have to carry him off the flight? I mean, I don't know exactly how he got kicked off, but he fell into a deep sleep. And it says here it was raising concerns from at least one crew member who mandated he be awake before takeoff. I guess it's part of a thing, like to maybe know, like maybe if you're in the exit row or something, you have to acknowledge with your mouth. I do understand.

But, I mean, I don't even know that he was in the exit row. Do you have to be awake before takeoff? I didn't know this was a thing. I didn't either. And this poor guy is just trying to get some sleep. And then he gets kicked off the flight. he wakes up and he's still in Toledo. Yeah.

The person that decided to kick him off said that they were with an abundance of caution and that passengers need to be fit in order to fly to prevent something serious happening in the air. This poor guy. He's trying to sleep. I know. He wasn't happy about it. That's why it's in the news.

It's always hard for me to sleep after dancing with the stars and then coming into the show. And I used to take sleep up pills. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone because it messes your brain up. take them normally. Like I went through a lot of PTSD stuff and I took sleeping pills and got all. I wrote about it in my first book. Ooh, brutal. But it's a tough one here on Tuesdays.

I do that show and then I come here. I don't know if you saw the show last night, but I got my highest scores ever, which were 888. Let's go over to Eddie. Eddie, our video producer, what did you think last night in my dance? So somebody sent me all the snaps of everything and so, so good. again, I think you're best right now. You've continued to improve bones. It was so, such a fluid and beautiful dance.

That song was amazing. Jansen being there, everything. I mean, it was great. You just killed it. I didn't get as high as, I think I was the second or third lowest still. There are only eight people. But I guess if you watch YouTube, you didn't see me run up on the judges and a kiss the judges. I did.

I got video of that too. Oh, did you? Yeah, so it was funny because you asked Lynn, the judge, you said, if you give me an eight, I will kiss you. I wonder if he gave you an eight just to get the kiss. I don't know. But Amy, since you had to watch it on YouTube. Yeah, I don't know. I want to know about this.

So what happens is I go over to the table and I thought I did pretty good. You know, it was a slow dance. I don't really like to slow dances. And I go over the table and they're giving me the scores and I say, Lynn, you've never given me an eight. If you give me an eight, I'm coming around there, I'm like, kiss you. And Carrie Ann gives me an eight. And then Lynn pulls up a seven and all of a sudden pulls up an eight. And I run over behind the judge's table and just lay one on him, a big kiss.

Are you supposed to do that? No, you're not. What do I mean, what do I care? I'm representing our people right now. No. And then Bruno goes, oh, if that's the case, and he throws up an eight. And I give him a big old kiss. That's cool.

It was mayhem. I think they wonder what I'm going to do every time I walk down to that judge's table. I know. you would think that they like have some security around there like if you rush the judges table you get tackled or something wouldn't that be hilarious if I just got stomped yeah live on the show yeah that was kind of my finest moment last night the team dance went pretty well yeah I liked that we did a big team dance and the judges said and look at Bobby he didn't even miss a step like they called me out for not missing a whole step in the team dance except I miss like four steps there's just so much going on yeah so much it was a lot and you're smiling big time during that I have so much fun whenever it's a fast dance. That's what I was thinking the entire time. I was like,

he is having so much fun right now. I was having the time of my life because I knew there were seven other people out there with me dancing, a team dance. Really, nobody was watching me, and I was just having just as much fun as I've ever had on that show. That's cool. And so, and we're dancing a dolly, nine to five, and she's sending a video, wishing me luck last night.

And Kelsey did, Kelsey Ballerini, and Dan and Shea. And it was just crazy. Yeah. And Lauren Elena performed last night, and she had a video, and she said they wouldn't let him use it because she was performing for someone else. Oh. Because she performed for a different couple last night. It was country night.

I guess it makes sense. So, Eddie, do you think I can be in the finale, which is going to be, let's say, four people, three people? Yeah. Oh, for sure. Now you have moved into the top three. I may even put you at the top two bones. Milo one?

Well, there's... Or Juan Pablo. Well, I think I would go Juan Pablo. I think he's better dancer than Milo is. But it's not just about dancing. dance. It's also about getting America to like root for you. I know. I just think that

Juan Pablo is like such a good dancer that fans of the show are going to see how good a dancer he is and they're going to vote for him and I think he's going to be at the top with you though, with you. No, y'all, Bobby has to win this. Listen to me right now. I've been

saying since day one I have it in my calendar Bobby November 19th winning Dancing with the Stars finale. It's happening. Like, where are we at? We've got the best listeners ever. All we got to do is make sure they keep voting, voting, voting, and tell everybody in their lives to vote.

I don't know how we can pay them back, but we will. We'll pay them back by still just trying. Well, you know what? I don't think we have to pay our listeners back. I think we have to continue looking out for other people like we still try to do today. Well, then that. We'll do that. That's us like making sure we take care of everybody.

Yeah, that's what we do. We take care of each other. getting Bobby the mirror ball after all this hard work be so amazing I'm telling you Amy it would make all these Hollywood people flip if some country dude came in that nobody knew that was picked last

I had the worst odds yeah yes at the worst odds every new story was like nobody's even heard of this guy and if I come in and by eye I mean all of us me this room these listeners and we win this thing they're gonna go what happened we have changed the rules of the show we may change the rules of dancing with the stars

Anyway, I moved on. Next week, I have two dances. I wonder if I can say what I'm doing. You say that every week and then you tell us. And you tell us. Literally every week. I wonder if I can say what I'm doing. And then you're like, I'm doing the South American swing.

I know. It's always something like that. I did the Viennese waltz this week. Okay, there's that. Everybody good on that? Eddie thinks I can be in the final. Eddie handicap it, meaning like, You pick the top three in order you think they're favoriteed.

I would go Juan Pablo, you, then Milo. Amy? You're winning then Milo in second and then Juan Pablo. Lunchbox? Well, I mean, everybody and then bones, I just think your luck runs out next week. I'm just going. Who else is left? That's the box.

Yeah, grocery store Joe is going to beat you. It's just, it's just, it's just, reality, guys. It happens. It's not saying I want it to happen. I'm just trying to prepare you for the inevitable. Everybody else is trying to build you up, but I just want you to say, see the truth and see the facts before they hit you in the face. Oh, man. I feel like we need to tell our listeners now they need to vote extra hard because I feel like Bachelor nation's giving us some competition. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For sure, everybody's looking at Joe and I going, what? Yeah. They're like, what's happening?

The thing is, I always roll my eyes at this, but I do like everybody on that show. left. I know. If you win, I could see Lynn being like, that's it. I quit. It's your impression of Lynn sounds like the guy from, I'm the captain now. Oh, well, sorry, Eddie has a better impression. I moved on with Dancing with the Stars. There are two episodes Max left that I'm on. Thank you all for voting. We'll do it again next Monday night. Bobby Vaughn's a show. Over to Morgan number two, who's our head of digital with what to 25 year olds care about.

So the Spice Girls have officially reunited for a tour in the UK, and it's without Victoria Beckham. That would be weird to go to a reunion show without everyone, because Fleetwood Mac just did this too. I believe without Lindsey Buckingham, and he's one of the main people, it would just be weird to go watch InSync without Justin Timberlake or J.C. Chazet. Yeah. So Morgan number two, you're 25. What do you think about this? I mean, I'd probably still go. If they were coming to the U.S., I would totally still go. But I would be disappointed.

They all weren't together. Well, that is what 25-year-olds care about. Also, Morgan number 2, you're 25. Are you voting today? Yes, I am. You promise? I promise. I'm really excited about it, too.

Okay. It's a big deal. Go get your I voted sticker. I wish I got a sticker. I mailed mine in. Do you think 20, because 25-year-olds don't care about voting? I don't know. I don't know what people care about anymore.

They do. She just said. 25-year-olds care about it. It's a Bobby Bones show. I've been seeing this girl a little bit, Amy, and she was talking about me, and she said I was just a real nice guy. What do you think about that? Well, you are a nice guy. Ugh. Did she say anything else with it?

Like, what else was surrounding this conversation? Like, why? She doesn't just say that out of nowhere. Kind of? Which worries me a little bit. she was like yeah I was talking to you know I told him you were such a nice guy

okay so she was describing you to somebody she wasn't see if she was just saying it to you like you're a really nice guy I would fear that she's setting you up for you know it's not you it's me and you know you're like in the friend zone or something

lunchbox is shaking his head over there right now lunchbox why man that's a bad sign that just means she looks like she has a good friend and she thinks oh you know he's a nice guy, he's safe, so I don't have to worry about anything and, like, I don't have to worry about my friend stealing him. It doesn't put a good light on you.

What? I mean, I'm not trying to be Mr. Rogers over here. Right, but yeah, exactly. If you're just the nice guy, it's like, I need to be a bad boy. He's fine, but he's not that great of a catch. He's just, I mean, he's just a nice guy, so I guess I'll deal with him until I find someone that's kind of a bad boy. Do you think she's looking for a bad boy?

That's what most women want. I'm just tired of being the nice guy. I'm always a nice guy. You know, unless Bob, he's a nice guy. He's this safe choice, a solid choice. That's what it is. Safe choice. When she says you're a nice guy, that's a perfect description. Safe choice.

I was handed this piece of paper here. The age old question, do nice guys finish last? Researchers found that yet, they do. Oh, that's a bummer. Oh, man. Sorry about that, dude. Well, so what can you do to spice yourself up a little bit? I guess be mean. Grow a beard. Spit. Don't reply. Don't reply.

her text for three days? Beer and spitting doesn't make you bad. What's up? Sorry, I was spitting. Like, I don't know. I don't know what she's looking for. I wonder if that's a bad thing. Well, let's post that on Facebook.

I wonder if it's a bad thing. Being a nice guy. So, yeah. Hey, did you see, by the way, that the Super Bowl baby story from Philadelphia, where nine months after the Super Bowl last year, Philadelphia is experiencing a baby boom because after they won the Super Bowl,

everybody went and bount, bound, bound, pown, pown. I didn't see that. But, yeah. Isn't that funny? That's awesome. Made out of love, right? Absolutely. The city of brotherly love.

Brotherly love. Love of the Eagles has created a lot of babies. Oh, boy. He's riffing now. We're in trouble. It's been nine months since the Eagles won the Super Bowl and a report out of Philly says the city is experiencing a surge in births. That the fans were so gleeful that they just made a bunch of babies in love. That's funny.

That's pretty cool. And do you think they named them after the players? too, like, oh, Nick Foles was a quarterback in the Super Bowl, so they named him Foles or Nick and middle name Foles. I mean, that has to happen, right? You know, I don't know. Maybe.

Bobby Bonds! Well, so moms are wearing their babies' umbilical cords as jewelry. Amy, tell me about this. It's the stump part. It's the part of the umbilical cord that falls off between like seven and 21 days or something for every baby. It's different.

But it's the little stump that's left after the umbilical cord is cut off, and then it's made into jewelry and moms are wearing it. What do you think about that? I think it's super cool. Yeah, I mean, I think it's special. Some of the designs I'm not so much into, but some people are making rings, necklaces, whatever. I'd probably, I think it looks cool in a ring. I think it would be cool as a necklace.

Yeah, either. Like, it just spins on the design. Like, you, it's like the little, you know, brown stump thing that's left over. It looks like a rock. But then when you know it's an umbilical cord, you're like, interesting. That's kind of weird that you're wearing an umbilical cord. Mm-hmm. Do you wear any jewelry every day?

Do you have any everyday jewelry? Yes. My wedding ring. Uh-huh. My mom's pinky ring that I inherited. Um, and then a couple of other rings. But I basically wear my wedding ring and my mom's pinky ring every day no matter what. Lunchbox, do you have any jewelry that you wear every day?

No, nothing. My wedding ring, I wear it every day. every once a while. Are you still wearing a necklace every day? Most days. I have a necklace that reminds me

that grandmother's cross. It looks just like her cross that she had in her house. Yeah. Most days. I didn't wear it today because I was doing the TV show late last night and then

I didn't even really wear clothes. I'm not sure. I think I'm wearing paper towels this morning. I'm so tired. I don't even think I have on clothes, real clothes. Paper towels. I don't know what I'm wearing.

Amy, I came out to California with, I have like four hoodies, three pair of sweats and like a pair of jeans. That's all I have here because I didn't know how long I was going to stay on the show. I don't want to move my whole place over. Mike D and I are living in a tiny two bedroom apartment. And like we're in college basically.

We order out all the time. He's vegan. So he orders like a carrot souffle. And it's, we're back in college. Yeah. Like I hear my neighbors playing music and stuff through the walls. And I'm like, what planet am I on again? I'm an adult man.

Like I have a house. Yeah. But not right now. You've got a roomie in an apartment. No right now. Me and my roomie are just chilling. Sometimes we'll sit on the couch and watch TV and talk about life. That's funny.

It is funny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So pretty sure this is the first time I've ever heard about cat detecting breast cancer. Oh, yeah? Yeah. So this woman and her husband, they were laying in bed watching TV, went out of nowhere.

their cat Mia got up on the woman's chest and sniffed like the right side of her chest and then looked up at her face. She was like, what are you doing? Sniffed the spot again, looked up at her face. She tried to shove her off. The cat came back up and just laid down right on top of the breast that had the breast cancer. Wow. And so, I mean, she was like, okay, this cat, what are you doing? Clearly you're trying to tell me something.

So her and her husband, they felt around in that area and they found a lump. Wow. Yeah. And had the cat not been persistent? she probably would have never felt around. That's crazy. Which is like number one, super cool that the cat felt it. And then two, just a reminder for women to just maybe feel around anyway.

Because not all of us have cats. That's crazy about the cats and two, great points. Yeah. I love it. That's good. Wow, what a story. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good.

It's a Bobby Bones show. So last night, moved on another week with Dancing with the Stars. Let me thank our listeners because they're the only reason that I'm still on the show. Thank you all for calling and voting. I think we have a chance to shock the world. We have the chance to shock Hollywood. And I never, I don't know. I don't know what I thought, but we're two episodes away.

Crazy. I know. I got three eights last night, 888. That was my highest score. It didn't hold with some of the really good dancers because they were getting tens and nines. But for me, all I can do is me. And it was the best I've done and it moved on. And so I have some of the judges talking here.

Here's a clip, first of all. Apart for the fact it was so sweet and romantic and I loved it, but top marks for effort because tonight you actually tried and you were very, very hard for giving us avianese walls all the way through. You really focus and try to get the correct footwork, which most of the time was there. You only lost it twice. You kept the flow going and you delivered what we asked of you. So well done.

There you go. Well done. Well done. They did acknowledge my couple mess ups, and I did have a couple mess ups, but I got it well done. Here's another clip. I really do appreciate the way you were trying to attain the correct body contact, especially and working on your frame. You were just a little bit tense, and think of it more as pressing into each other as opposed

to, like, holding her, like, straining, because what happens is we see the strain. And that's one thing that everybody relates to you is sort of your personality and the ease with which you perform. And that's what I want to see more of. You still have a team dance, right? You've got what team, ho now? Hey now? Oh, now.

Oh, now. Oh, now. Oh, no. I've been cold worse. Hey now. No, you're not a ho-na. Think of it. Hey, now.

You got another chance. And Bobby Bones, I love you. And I think I'm not alone when I say that. There you go. She said it again. Carry in. And then here's Bruno, or what that? Here's maybe Len.

You know, I think you get a bit, you know, one of the things when you're scared, you sort of lift your shoulders. That's a, and you lift your shoulders up a little bit. Relaxed. However, it's the quarterfinal. What a great time to do your best dance. Lies, Colin, if I ever get an eight from you, I'm going to come around and kiss your face.

Just be ready for that. And so, I don't know if we have the scores audio or not, but we do. Okay, here we go. Carrie Ann Inabe, Lynn Goodman. It's Mayhem. I don't know who that is. Is that me going, ah? I don't know. I'm running all over the place, kissing everybody on the face.

What's Sharnah doing when you're doing that? Just standing there. Just shocked. I don't think there's ever been anyone as nuts as I am on that show. There are no rules for me on this. Everybody's supposed to stand in this place and only talk when spoken to and don't go behind the judges table and don't talk to the audience members. I talk to people in the crowd the whole time. Yeah. So yeah, that was probably me screaming, kissing everybody. So yeah, that was it. I got three eights. I was pretty pumped.

Hopefully people voted for me last night. I go to the semifinals. I'm doing two songs next week. I'm doing Flowrida going down for real. It's going down for real. Do that song? Yeah. Yeah.

What dance is it? Apparently the salsa. Okay. That's fun. And then I'm doing jive to, Give me some of loving. Give me some loving. Give me some of loving.

I don't know that I know that one. Every day. From like Top Gun or something. Okay. Maybe that's not what it is. Days of Thunder. Days of Thunder. That's exactly what it is. Days of Thunder.

Eddie, do you know that song? I do. Come on and give us some loving. And give us some of loving. It's a jam. You'd probably know it, Amy. I'll play for you tomorrow or so. Okay, cool.

But yeah, it was good. And it was country night, so all my friends were out there playing. Lanko and Lauren Elena and Chris Jansen played for me. Cole Swindell. Cole played. Yeah, it was cool. Carly Pierce played. So it felt good. It felt like a little bit of home was there. And I've been so separated from home for a long time for three months almost. Yeah. It was good. I know everybody, nobody can watch it in Nashville because the football game was on. Which is so bizarre and ironic that it was country night. But super cool to see later on YouTube. But then you missed all the judge. I know. Like I just heard all that for the first time.

I haven't seen it yet. I don't watch it back. I can't watch that stuff. I can't watch myself because I just am like, you're going to embarrassed? Yeah, a little bit. A little bit, I get embarrassed. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm like, what was that? Even he listened to that back and I'm like running from judge to judge. It's awesome. Kissing everybody on the face. But I appreciate our listeners. I appreciate our listeners so much. All right, cool. Everybody good? Lunchbox, your thoughts last night? I thought your dance last week was better than this week. And then there's a much. I mean, I looked at Sharna last night, and I was like, dude, she is looking hot, hot.

And there's a moment when you guys got nose to nose. I mean, your lips were probably a half a centimeter apart. And then you start giggling. And I'm like, if you're not going to kiss her when she looks this good. And then you go and kiss the two guy judges when you had a chance to, I mean, it just totally didn't make sense. Like, what am I missing? Like, what are you doing? He's not going to make out with her in the middle of a dance.

It doesn't have to be a makeout. It can be a sensual peck. Like we're on the lips and then. But no, he has a chance to do that. A sensual peck. Yes. You can have sensual pecks. If not, you need to talk to your husband about that.

But I am telling you. And then you run up and kiss the two guy dudes on their head. I don't know. I'm a loss for words. I don't know what you were doing there. That was a little nuts. Like, at least kiss Caryon and Aubah, too. That's true. She does love you.

I kiss no girls in all guys. Yes, exactly. All right, all right, enough. Thank you all right, enough. I can't say it enough. I wouldn't be on the show without you guys. Amy thinks that we can win. Yeah, I do.

It's a we thing. I don't think it's a me thing. It's a we thing. And so two shows left. I know. It's going to be amazing. We just have to keep voting. I really believe this can happen.

manifested in on my calendar weeks ago. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you, everybody. Thanks for hanging out. By the way, I will be in Greensboro, North Carolina, on November 30th at Carolina Theater. I would love to see in my Red Hoodie Comedy tour, last shows of the year, Greensboro, North Carolina. When will you be there? Friday, November 30th. Oh, you can take the mirror ball. Oh, I didn't think about that. Take it on the road.

Yeah, tickets at Bobbybonescom. Today's National Saxophone Day. Anybody play saxophone ever as a kid? My husband. Oh, that's what it was. Your husband played saxophone and you made fun of him for it. Yeah, he loves Kenny G. That's what you made fun of.

Your husband who was in the military who was like, yeah. Let him love Kenny G., Amy. Okay, it's fine. It's just funny. If you know my husband, the fact that he loved to like put in a Kenny G cassette tape as a kid and jam out. And then he only quit because his two best friends, Kevin and Ben, made fun of him for being in the band, so we quit. Now his wife's making fun of him for past things.

Yeah, it's kind of funny. But, I mean, I regret not playing an instrument or being in the band. You know, I would, I want my kids to do that. It's just, it's just, my husband doesn't seem like the saxophone playing type. Or a guy that would like Kenny G music. Right. Yeah. Okay, so today's national saxophone day, I'll play you a country song on saxophone.

Actually have my saxophone in here. So I'm going to play it, see if you can name the song. Ready? Okay. All right, song number one, write it down, please. Go ahead. All right. Lunchbox, you know that song?

Yeah, I know that one. What is it? That's a body like a back road. Amy? Yep, body like a back road. Nailed it. Boom. One down, both of you guys.

Turn it up. If you're going to play it, commit to it. Still like jam. Yeah. All right, number two. Name it based on the saxophone playing. Song number two. Here you go.

Amy, can you name that country song? I can. Go ahead? My church. Lunchbox? Marin Morris. Dang, I got Amen. I couldn't think of the name.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Amy, with a point there. Country song number, or play Mary and Morris, my church, please. Here you go. See, there's Amen. That's true. All right, name this song by the saxophone.

Country song. Go ahead. Let's go over to Lunchbox. What is that country song? Oh, that's my boy, Jason Aldeen. Burning it down. Wow. Amy. That's it.

Burning it down. Jason Aldine. Look at you guys. Good. I'm just doing my thing. Name this country song on saxophone. You're struggling with this one. Hold on.

Keep it up. It's so funny. All right. Lunchbox, what is that? That is Jake Owen. Barefoot Blue Gene night. Day. Correct.

Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, hoo! Bearfoot. Come on. Good one, man.

Okay, are you ready? Let's go one more song here. Number five, hit it. Lunchbox? Oh, yeah, that Sugar Land stuck on you. No, Amy, for the win. Keith Urban, break on me. There you go.

Yeah. It's good. The song is so good. Amy, you're the big winner. Have we changed your song? No, Amy, I'm just not in favor of changing your song. No, you need to, Bobby? go ahead

i really want to change my song like i don't know why you wouldn't grant me this wish i vote for you every week on dancing with the stars but which okay lunchbox hasn't submitted his song suggestions yet let him do that tomorrow and then we'll go over all of them okay perfect for now you get your winning song

here it is there she goes so boring no i love it it's your song though yeah but i want something a little more like You know, what were some of the suggestions? You had some good ones. My neck, my back. Oh, yeah.

Well, not that one. Okay, okay, okay. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So having a phone is definitely not cheap. So some people crunch some numbers and apparently owning a smartphone over our lifetime, we will spend $75,000 just on our phone. Wow. That's a lot.

Not a lot. It's a big number. But I'm like, okay, take my money. Wow, that's a lot. All right, what else? Okay, so speaking of phones, you need to pick up the phone and call your special someone to tell them how you feel and that you love them. You know, a sweet text during the day is nice, but a phone call can do wonders. Researchers found that people in a relationship who talk to each other on the phone

were more likely to feel emotionally connected and supported by their significant other. Those who texted did not feel the same connection. I'm into that, and I think FaceTime's even bigger. I just called. I just FaceTime. To say, I love you. There you go. Thank you very much.

What else? So the holidays, they are coming. It's Christmas time, and I love that Target has made it super easy to have matching family pajamas. They are selling a holiday pajama collection for the entire family, including your dog. And there's 18 different patterns and styles to choose from. so get on that because they're going to sell out soon. You think so? Yes. Last year I waited way too long to get matching pajamas, way too long.

And I ended up having to go with like a boring pattern because it's all that was left. I'm telling you now's the time to get on this. Okay. There you have it. Amy, thank you very much. Also, do you say pajamas or pajamas? We had this conversation at The Dancing with the Star Studio. Oh, really? Yeah. I believe we had this competition on the air too, right?

Oh, I think I say both because I just. heard myself say pajamas and in my head I was like, that was weird. Why'd you say pajamas? You say pajamas. Well, there's a song that I go to. You say pajamas. I say pajamas. Pajamas. Pajamas. Okay. I'm Amy. That's my file. The Bobby Bone Show. What's going on today, Amy? Oh, you know, just going to hang out with Dr. Oz in a little bit. Damn drop. Name drop. Don't be jealous. Name drop. I'm going to talk to him about

microwaves and Diet Coke. You think the microwaves are bad though. Yeah, but he doesn't. And I want to talk to him again about this because he's been on our show before and he has said they're not bad. And I want him to look me in the eyes and tell me that to my face. Dang. Okay, after you do this, I want to put it on tomorrow's show or Thursday show. Like, get some good stuff. Okay, I'll try. And then also later I got, I'm doing an I heart theater show with Kane Brown. Yeah, look at that. Your first one. That's a big deal. It's my first one. I know. I was so nervous to first. The first one. I know. I was so nervous to

time I did one. I'm very nervous and I know I'm getting it because you're busy but I mean you also deserve it honestly well but I mean I'm happy to take stuff that you're like I feel like I'm growing up a little bit because you're so busy I'm having to grow up fast or something I know I had to grow up fast listen there were things that Ryan Seacrest couldn't do they would give to me and I was like oh boy and I would do them and I would do a pretty good job and they go oh Bobby can do this then I started getting to do them it's we all just get things because someone else's doesn't want them or can't do them, I was lucky enough to get things for people like Ryan or other radio people. Yeah. And good for you. You're going to kill it. Here's my advice to you.

Ready? Yeah. Just don't ramble. Oh, but that's, that's me. They'll say you have two minutes, talk to Kane. You have questions on a card. Ask your questions. Let him do all the answering. It's a national show. Can I sometimes barely talks. That's true. You'll be fine. Rumble. Never mind. Forget what I said. Ramble. Thank you. Oh, good for you. That's exciting. Bobby's like, be yourself, but don't ramble. Yeah. Well, good. I hope that goes good for you.

What's your day? Well, it's the first day of training for the semifinals for Dancing with the Stars. This is big time. We have to learn two full dances and an opening number. I'm doing the salsa and the jive because we're like no more slow dances. We had to do them to kind of show my depth and range, but it's not where I can do what I do best, which is have personality and love. Although I did get my highest scores last week, but it's like,

it's going down for real. and I have no idea what a salsa means. But I don't know. I don't know what we're going to do. We start today. I can't wait to see footage. I know. Me either.

I don't know what a salsa even is, except for the little step that I've seen at like a club. I feel like that's actually now that I'm picturing the salsa and that song, I see a lot of like twisting and turn. I think it's going to be fun. That's all I want, chips and salsa. Oh, you want to eat chips and salsa. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Thank you very much. Have a great day. We'll see it tomorrow, everybody. Be safe. Goodbye. Bye.

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